No.1180
Can I please dress up as a Nazi and kill Niggers and Jews?
Pretty please?
No.1217
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No.1219
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No.1236
Race War! the video game would be fucking hilarious. The amount of butt hurt it would cause would be glorious.
No.1241
With workshop mods you can gas rabbis with Zyklon B
No.1259
I back the idea of doing like all out race war, but I think it should be really offensive and trolly to everyone.
Like, if you pick the Nazi's, then to everyone else you look like bad ass nazi, but to yourself your team looks like a bunch of gay nazis.
If you pick black then you look like a bunch of black panthers to everyone else, but a bunch of crack headed hobos to your own side complete with pants falling down past your ass crack being exposed.
I'm sure people would mod it away since the parody is on their own side, but it would fucking troll the hell out of the journalists because they wouldn't know what to complain about and everyone would be salty as fuck.
Who knows, they might even blow such a brain gasket trying to "critique" it that they'll proclaim it the most progressive game of the year.
No.1265
>>1241Not really effective to use bug spray.
No.1288
>>1219Isn't that just /pol/: The Game?
I want it.
No.1317
>>1259The nazi character models should also be based on pretty much every comedy film ever + Hogan's Heroes. Each randomly genned nazi face is based on Klink, the Hitler Kaput crew, Dr Strangelove, Donald Rumsfeld, Robert Carlyle, Robin Williams, Tony Randall, and Eddie Izzard (who can also double on team brit I guess)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0259776/?ref_=kw_li_tt oh, and there's this
also if there are two nazi teams, one is designated /pol/ and the other /n/. A third will add /new/. /n/ has the best equipment stats and /new/ has the worst. /new/ gets Volksturm uniforms, /pol/ SS, and /n/ Fallschirmjager.
No.1321
>>1265Gas type and fire type are super effective against bug (vermin) type like Jews. Nazis were able to kill like 1,5 million Jews in Auswitch alone with only 3 furnaces and less than two tonnes of ZyklonB.
No.1381
>>1317I can completely fucking support this idea because it would be hysterical.
Also I vote for adding femnazi's into the mix. No matter where you shoot them, they should bleed from their vaginas.
No.1383
>Team Slav gets a Maidan catapult that fires molotovs
>Team Black gets molotovs made out of 40's
>Team Africa gets molotovs filled with Ebola
No.1565
>>1552read the date nigga
No.1638
>no one posted this yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYy77IGsBFcWhat the fuck why cant i embed?
No.1683
>>1259Would be interesting to make every side as ridiculous as you can. The Stormfront post idea would be offensive, but not that fun since Nazis would probably be overpowered if we followed their ideas.
>Whites: stereotypical Nazis with gas weapons who constantly scream NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN>Blacks: niggas with LRAD ghetto blasters and watermelon seed powered mouth-Uzis (character grabs a watermelon slice and eats it whenever he has to reload)>Muslim side: kamikaze ALOHA SNACKBAR super-units and throwable rocks, specially effective against female units.>Asians: extremely caricatured chinks with katanas who eat rice balls to restore their health while screaming SHAMEFUR DISPRAY NEKO-CHAN SAN FAN>Latinos: obvious Mariachi weapons and spicy taco farts. All their voice lines are replaced with HUEHUEHUE.>Jews: Reptilian transformation and shekel guns. All of them dress like rabbis and scream OYYYY VEYYYYY, ANOTHER SHOAH! constantly.>Slavs (if they are not included with whites): can walk while crouching (Slav squat) and use alcohol-powered abilities. They use hideous sports clothing.For extra giggles, add feminazi and MRA factions, with aborted fetus launchers and fedorarangs, respectively.
No.1706
>>1683Don't forget super-science for Whites, Jews, and Slavs, As with AK-47s and other AK variants for Slavs.
No.1707
>>1706Correction: AK-47s and other AK variants for everyone, but most common with Slavs & Muslims.
No.1741
>>1683>Latinos>hueyou want "ARRIBA ARRIBA PENDEJO!"
brazilians would be like blacks except with HUE counting as some sort of sonic weapon.
No.1800
>>1706>Super-scienceBut that's not offensive.
I think I have been soft with just Nazi uniforms and gas weapons. What about making them classic blond snobs with pink jerseys? Add also badminton rackets for extra snob.
>>1741>ARRIBA ARRIBA PENDEJO!¡DETRÁS DE TI, IMBÉSIL!
Append a NOMÁS audio clip to every line said. Everybody knows spics love NOMÁS.
15% chance of spawning as an almost black guy speaking with Argentinian accent trying to convince everybody he is white.
>brazilians would be like blacks except with HUE counting as some sort of sonic weapon.25% of spawning as a Brazilian while playing blacks. LRAD ghetto blaster replaced with a megaphone for HUEHUEHUEHUE amplification.
No.2311
>>1683>>1741I would play that game so much
imagine the hirarious steam achievements and all the buttmad it would make
No.2344
>>1180I have even better idea
Make player dress like a jew and kill nazies
just to fuck with stromfags and liberals alike
No.2358
Oh, hi, /pol/. Didn't see you come in. You guys are sneaky like the Jews.
No.2379
>>2344>assblasting both sidesWhy can't more people do this?
No.2380
>>1683If you wanna actually draw from stereotypes that can be drawn off of how certain MRAs have acted, one of the attacks must involve melee while self-immolated. They also need magical strangling mustache/beard attacks to represent Movember. Actually, since very many MRAs advocate there not being any consideration for what kinda of activities are supposed to be manly or not, mix Movember and that concept together and have there be middle-aged male Bayonetta MRAs with beards that work exactly how Bayonetta's hair works. Fedoras should be for male SJWs that insist their hat isn't actually a fedora. I mean, if you're going to draw from stereotypes, it's best to draw from real-life ones rather than ones created by feminists, you know?
Also, no gypsy faction no buy.
I mean god damnit do I want stereotypical gypsies.
No.2382
Make a game called:
Oy Vey: The Shoah is Coming
You're a team of orthodox Jews who have to hold out a variety of fortifications from Nazi attack.
Really, how the fuck can someone oppose that. The Jews are the good guys and you're killing Nazis.
If you wanted it to be offensive you could add Communist and African waves.
No.2391
>Not wanting to be the jews
No.2505
>>2344Add an orthodox jew outfit to any WWII shooter lmoa
No.2546
>>2380
>Stereotypes created by people I don't like aren't real>My stereotypes of people I don't like are real No.2551
>>2546The stereotype about who wears the fedoras is pretty accurate in that sense, yeah.
No.2556
>>2546>>2551You know why stereotypes start in the first place? Because they have some merit.
Niggers are monkeys? Look at everything that's going on in the USA in ghettos and shit
Jews - The nose knows-, jews own most of the banks and corporations, if not own, then run them.
No.2589
Just make it moddabe so you don't have to take direct responsibility.
>>2379Hah, also something like this just so nazi/pol/fags gets butthurt too, because why not? Butt-tears are tasty in all flavors!
No.2602
>>2556The problem being that feminists have little merit.
No.2626
>The jews would have menorahs as weapons
>The muslims would have a picture of Muhammad that they would throw into a building or into a person's hands and that building/person would blow up
No.2631
>>2626No, the muslims should throw the picture of Mohammed on someone, and then call for a Jihad on them, making all muslims in the area throw rocks at the target.
No.2646
>>1180Wait, could you theoretically edit the game files to that the players skin is a Nazis?
Could we reskin the postal dudes into hot anime chicks?????
No.2651
>>2646You totally could, sure.
Problem is getting someone with the ability to actually do so.
No.2679
>>2631Okay, THAT is pretty fucking funny.