No.1588
I'm gonna do it bitch!
No.1596
>>1588Why the fuck is Postal 2 not on sale.
No.1598
>>1588Oh damn! There you go, folks!
The famous critically acclaimed award-winning third installment in the critical darling Postal trilogy, has just went on sale for an incredible out-of-this world 50% off!!! That's good value!
You'd be a fucking moron to say no to such a deal!
Buy yourself a copy! Buy your friends a copy! Buy it till it hurts!
Or just stick around, as I'll be dropping occasional P3 keys in this thread, all the way up till December 2. No.1599
>>1598Based.
When is Postal 2 going on sale, if ever?
No.1601
>>1599It already was, for a while. Just went off.
Give it a bit, though. The first two Postals go on sale in the blink of an eye, almost.
Or hey,
consider supporting RWS and paying full price.
No.1602
>>1601S-sorry, i'm a poorfag
;_; No.1603
>>1602Hey, no worries amigo.
Same here ;_;.
Like I said, they go on sale pretty often.
No.1604
Alright people, this is it.
First P3 Key drop is here!
Two keys. Fill in the blank. First to figure them out, is winner!
LET'S
GO
FIGHTING!
No.1605
No.1606
>>1604>too many activation attemptsFuck steam
No.1607
>attempt cooldown is 45-60 minutes
This is fucking brutal
No.1608
>>1605Nope!
This ain't no babby-level easy-mode entry-level bullshit!
This is the real deal! You gotta want it! You gotta fight for it! Straight for the juggular! 2theDeath!
Git gud!
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! No.1609
>>1608>Trying 6 times per hour is hardcore No.1610
>>1609Baby, this is just the tutorial level!
No.1611
No.1615
So I thought RWS didn't actually profit from Postal III. If so, who makes money off of those sales now?
No.1619
Did anyone manage to get any of the 2 so far?
No.1621
No.1629
>Postal 3
No.1631
>>1621Congratulations, good man! You are a winner. You've risen above and beyond the call of duty! You are the envy of all your friends and neighbours!
No report on the bottom key yet, so it might still be available! You may keep trying to crack the code, or you can tune in tomorrow when I will drop phase 2, of the challenge!
DON'T MISS IT!
No.1633
>stickied
I keked RWS, I keked
No.1636
>>1588I'm only buying it because I'm anti-GG, to be honest.
No.1639
>>1636Why would someone who is pro-corruption give money to a studio who called themselves "Running with Chickens" when KFC was found on the corruption blacklist?
No.1642
>>1639RWS doesn't get paid for Postal 3 sales.
No.1643
>>1636If your pro-hipster jewish corruption, then why do you like games like Postal? Doesn't it clash with your political correctness bullshit?
No.1647
No.1676
>>1639They-who-Consort-with-Nazis do not profit from Postal 3 sales, so I've bought a copy to spite them.
>>1643I didn't like it that much, I just bought Postal 2 on a steep sale because I pirated it when I was young.
No.1677
>>1676Okay, I'll bite.
Nazis only did the holocaust right? That's the only thing they did and they did it because they were more racist than Darren "White Devil" Wilson.
No.1693
5 Keys are ready.
A bit easier this time - just add me on Steam. First 5 people to add me, will get a P3 key.
The catch? I'm not telling you my Steam ID. Or giving any clues.
But hey, it's not very hidden. You're all a clever bunch; I'm sure you can figure it out.
Get out there and fight for it!
No.1696
>>1676you're buying a game just to spite people.
You could just buy people Gone Home yo help your cause, but you're spending money in a game where not only its bad, you're not going to like.
Great job
No.1700
>>1696W-what makes you think I haven't bought GH too?
No.1704
>>1693Thank you Flan-Chan!
No.1705
>>1699>>1704That's 2 down, 3 left. The clock is ticking folks!
Can you solve the mystery of Flan-Chan's steam profile???
No.1709
>>1705I'm pretty sure I sent a friend request, I'm just waiting for the accept
No.1710
>>1700why are you giving people a shitty game that you don't like when you could give a game you like?
ex. you could just post a product key without telling people it is GH
No.1711
Got my copy from based Flan-chan
No.1712
>>1711That's three down!
Two more copies left, ladies and gents!
Do you have what it takes to solve the puzzle, and claim your own personal copy of P3???
No.1713
No.1714
No.1716
>>1713Prove it!
>>1714Prove yourself wrong!
No.1720
And there we have it, folks!
5 people have stepped up to the plate. All 5 have received their copies of P3!
Congratulations to the winners!
Tune in tomorrow for more P3 giveaway madness!
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No.1738
>TFW toaster
>Curious if I can run Postal 3 on said Toaster
Only one way to find out, time to start my stake out in this thread.
No.1754
There are 5 keys for P3 hidden around the board. All you have to do… is look carefully.
GOOD LUCK!
No.1756
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Postal 3 is a piece of shit, go back to updating the linux client of P2 you fucking niggers.
No.1765
>>1754Flan, this shit isn't working
8CFFFF-4SPTBL-G5RLN9-ZPNCXS-5D No.1766
>>1765That's because you're
doing it wrong!Crack the code, Watson!
No.1767
>>1766Heheh, it was backwards. I got it.
No.1770
>>1767Congratulations mate!
Everyone else keep digging! There's still 4 more codes snuggly hidden away in the darkest backwaters of this board. Get to snooping around, and you will find the prize you seek!
No.1774
I just bought POSTAL because of this board and people on /v/ talking about that hatred game. My friend really likes POSTAL 2 and it seems good. I think i will buy it tomorrow.
No.1779
>RWS is shitposting Postal 3 keys because they hate it so much
How does a dev becomes so fucking based? RWS I want your babbbies.
No.1799
Kinda Curious, if you don't profit from PIII and hate it that much, why do you still sell it? not saying you should or shouldn't sell it, just curious why you still do if you hate it and don't profit from it.
No.1807
>>1799They can't, Akella owns Postal III.
No.1817
>>1754I was looking for those keys. But then I realized I probably wouldn't want Russian Postal.
No.1834
There's currently a project to give out free donated steam keys for people who are nominated.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1nSvlZfHj4i3x5ixZLNsHUwjcBcRoPOT-3hyzncoiCEQ/viewform?c=0&w=1At the moment there's seven Postal 3 keys right at the bottom. There's also forty odd Postal 2 keys because everybody already has it.
No.1836
>>1834Yeah, I've donated a grip of Postal 1,2 & 3 keys to these guys, and then our Project Manager dumped 100 P2 keys on em.
Really cool guys, and a wonderful project - nominate people and give free games; get nominated and get a free game.
No.1839
>>1836>then our Project Manager dumped 100 P2 keys on emI wondered where the huge amount came from because it used to be a bigger pile.
Just figured I should bring up here for people looking for a P3 key. Masochists got to do something.
No.1886
No.1920
>>1886For anyone wondering; that grunt at the end is Mission Impossible on the N64.
No.1937
>>1886Thanks for the filename
No.1976
Aw man, I didn't find out until too late. I've been waiting to try out Postal 3 and see how bad it is for myself, and also just to own it so I can put it next to Bad Rats in my Steam Library's Bad Game tag. ;-;
No.1989
>>1976I was surprised by it, while it certainly wasn't good, it wasn't awful like I had heard, just really glitchy at times.
No.2004
>>1989Like, comedy-glitchy or "I'm going to fucking burn down Russia for this atrocity," glitchy?
No.2010
>>2004"Goddammit, my game just fucked up again" glitchy.
Like, I tried to throw a head, and the game kept crashing whenever I did that, and when a nerd punched Uwe Boll, it crashed, and going up an incline while fighting Hugo Chavez also caused crashing.
No.2012
>>2010Out of context, this reads like the rambling of a completely fucking mental person.
No.2015
Naruto is my favorite character he is truly the best because not only of his twin tailed fox powers but because is best ninja out of all 9 of the best ninjas and has moral character UNLIKE SASUKE EWW!! sasuke by the way is really weak and naruto could beat him because sasuke is a slacker and naruto has heart and ninja training but not normal ninja training he has the best ninja training because he puts his soul into it believe it! naruto x sakura is the best pairing because sakura is mah waifu!! LOL sakura is a good example of how women should be portraited in anime! she is strong and brave and she isnt a slut unless she wants to be because she does what she wants with her body shes no mans women! naruto is also the best anime out of all or most of the animes except for the echi gonra which is also does quite well excelling at might I add! but even if it is a shonen is also does drama really good and it does romance really good because naruto wants sakura but sakra but sakra is alwready aftet sasuke? that is the shit that makes naruto the best, the relationships simple beat every other anime hands down! inb4 "you havent seen as much animes as i have seen so you dont know " well my answer to you bucko is to fuck off or truck it off after I slug you with my fist because I have viewed over 800 animes and my fist is heavy probably would kill you in one hit IRL just so you know!
No.2110