No.269[Last 50 Posts]
So, what would y'all like to see in a remake of Postal 1? Don't be shy, just come on in, and let us know what would tickle your fancy. What would make this the definitive Postal 1 experience, for you?
I can't promise that all of your ideas will be used, but I do promise that I will sagely contemplate them while watching the sunrise, and whispering them to the wind.
>inb4 "make it control good"
We know.
No.271
Linux version
No.272
More Desu~
Make it so
You can weaponize Desu
No.273
>>272now that I think about it, a furry convention in game, that would be great, everyone could finally live out their "kill the furries" fantasy
No.276
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No.277
>>273Don't forget Anita, Wu, and Zoe should all be in the game
Weaponized Charity too
you should literally be able to kill people with bell ringer donation jars
No.278
The controls were the only reason why I never played Postal 1 past the first level.
This shit is more important than you think.
>>277Maybe not them directly (or not even in an "Amita Sarbeesian" way), but shooting some radical "kill all men" feminists would be nice.
No.279
>>277AND MOOT
I WANNA PUT A PIPE BOMB IN HIS ASS
No.280
>>279ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN!!!
No.281
>>272>>273>>276>>277>>279At this point, why not just make 8chan: The Game as a side project
Option to play as either Postal Dude, or Hotwheels (Maybe an unlock later in game, and his wheelchair is a battle robot)
All in a matrix setting where you have to go into the 8chan servers, where moot has hacked in with a team of cyberSJeWs
No.282
>>281That's way too much. I just want to purge heretics.
No.283
Just to keep you lads on-point:
Remember that it's not going to be a new video game. It's Postal 1, just remade. And Postal 1 is not Postal 2 (if you know what I mean).
So, try and think of it more in terms of technical aspects and mechanics/features. What would need to be added/changed/removed/fixed to make it the Postal 1 experience of your dreams?
>>271Magic 8-ball says "Without a doubt!"
>>278>The controls were the only reason why I never played Postal 1 past the first level.Yeah, same here… So no worries - special attention will be given to that front!
No.284
>>283Sorry, I think the thought of furry slaughter just got us all a little.. excited
No.288
>>283Widescreen support & borderless window, please.
No.291
No.293
Hey Flanagan. Merry Christmas, yer on top board now.
No.294
Also, FYI to all y'all:
The game will be modern as fuck, with full wide-screen support and all. It's being made from the ground up, in UE4. It's not going to re-use any assets from the original, but it will stay faithful to it.
No.295
Peacocks and Cassowaries
No.296
As stated above, A 'Social Justice' mode would be appreciated where only flannel shirt wearing people are killed.
They could occasionally say some tweets from McIntosh or repeat SJW catchphrases.
No.297
>>293Beautiful.
Too kind; far too kind.
Warms my little heart…
I wish I had something substantial to give back in return, but this simpsons image will have to suffice!
No.298
Also the Peacocks and Cassowaries idea is because the Ostriches that had in the original one.
Also, how about including the Tokyo Levels from the Japanese version, and the killing children uncut level from E3 1997?
No.299
>>297Yer welcome, now add easter eggs, secrets, and cheat codes either through inputs or secret codes pls.
No.314
Mod support, more cheat codes, unnecessary fov slider, fully re-bindable keys, secret vivian james character model
No.318
Melee weapons, achievements, different outfits (such as different colored trench coats and perhaps a cop uniform that you unlock from an Easter egg), different endings depending on if you only killed hostiles, killed everyone, a mixture, etc., and a final escaping from the asylum level. Sorry for the long ass list lol
No.321
-→better controls ←—–
plenty of ways to kill
let me set SJW on fire
chaos, lots of it
No.323
Ability to move the camera freely and make it so the auto camera starts moving while you're closer to the center of the screen.
No.324
>>271I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
No.325
Super-fun Pigeon Hunter Mission.
No.326
The Hatred guy in one form or another would be nice.
No.330
>>283>Mod/level editor. We don't care how buggy or unfinished it is>Steam Workshop perhaps?>Actually killing the kids in the elementary school>engine that is GPL licensed and respects my freedoms? :3 Why not make the engine free but license just the game assets like with Quake? No.331
>>330Kek, disregard the last one, just saw it's Unreal 4 and that shit is doesn't count anyway.
No.332
>>277>>278>>281NOPE
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
NOPE
NOPE
Are you retarded? You are giving them only ammunition, get the fuck out.
Do not give those people attention
No.333
>>332Who cares, I don't give a shit about what they want. I agree with him it's funny so maybe put it in.
No.340
>>273if this is everyone's fantasy why is the furfag board the sixth most popular on 8chan
No.344
>>269Create your own levels and share them with the community.
No.346
Better statistics would be great, especially if there are going to be achievements like the kill everyone or kill only hostiles ones. In particular it seems that when you spawn new npcs by running in front of doors they get added to the population and aren't in the population stat you see at the beginning of the level so you could probably end every with 0 population but still not have killed everything because you didn't spawn everyone.
Running should be on by default, no need to hold down a button for 90% of the game.
Level select is pretty necessary.
You know how when you go behind a solid object the game takes away the visual of it so you can see your character? I think the area for that should increase, it's pretty small in the game.
No.347
Will it be open source?
pretty please? :3
No.348
>>330Killing kids in the elementary school isn't going to happen.
In regards to modding, magic 8-ball says "Ask again later".
No.349
>>346Good stuff. All noted.
No.350
probably low-detail environments, because high-detail ones force your modelers to work like mules and therefore ensure everything's linear, because there isn't the time or energy to do otherwise
i would say good, low-res models, non-linear maps, hidden shit, art direction like Army Men 1 or Postal 1
a snow level where you wander around on the outskirts of this small town and find your way into underground tunnels
little things, like the tunnels matching their exits in terms of size, so you could superimpose them and have it match up
in half-life 1, there were a lot of submaps, that, if you superimposed them, would intersect in impossible ways, and avoiding that is one of the subtle little things that make a game good
they could've had it so the places where the maps intersect have you able to go back into a part of an older map, but now it's blown up or full of monsters or something
"able to go" as in "not forced" but more like an easter egg
No.353
>>350I would rather have newer looking models and environments but still keep the feel of Postal 1
No.356
Couple people suggested level editor, that sounds wonderful, I will pick up games because they have level editors alone, making your own maps is fun as hell
No.367
>killing 100 chickens and a chicken god will come
>gjp members running on the street,.. just so we can do stuff
>workshop
>again… workshop
>nude mod
No.368
I just want to pop in and say I have never played a Postal game, but I will as soon as I can.
And you're also a volunteer at /v/ now, holy shit!
No.369
Make a level in wich you visit the Postal movie set and kill Uwe Boll.
pretty please
No.370
>>326I second this, it would be really cool if you put the hatred guy as a second player in Co-Op or something.
Or just killing him would be good too.
No.371
>>369only if we answer the question:
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DUCK No.372
FoV slider so TotalBuscuit can shut the fuck up
No.374
>>326Third this, but make him one of the most mild characters in existence unless you do something specific to make him rampage. And make the trigger something ludicrously stupid.
No.379
>New dialogue for the Dude and bystanders
>Creepy ass industrial music like the original
>Gritty grafix
>new weapons (including melee)
>bridge 1 & 2 (why is Postal Dude fine and dandy, albeit just as psychopathic, in 2?)
No.380
> Control gud
> Grafix gud
> Mod gud
> Multiplatform gud
What else could you possibly ask for a straight remake?
> Multiplayer mode gud?
No.384
Coop
No.393
Please focus on creating a great singleplayer game first and only add coop if you think you have time or it isn't balls hard.
Not every game needs to be coop, and not everyone wants to play multiplayer. I'd take a better singleplayer experience any day over coop.
No.402
Obligatory creppy industrial music that scrapes at your sanity
RWS, I only want one thing-
A good game
No.403
make it 3D. it would be much more fun if it was 3D like Postal 2.
No.404
Everyone has already said it, but I'll say it anyways: level editor.
Mod support would be great too, but that's a no brainier.
No.405
I want you to know I will give you money and then never play your game.
I will tell all my friends it is a great one as well and that they should buy it.
I might play it though. Make it good. Either way you earned my money already
No.406
>>273Or a brony convention to fuck up POSTAL style.
Bonus points for putting a miniature ball pit in that level.
No.408
>>348I always thought it was weird that nothing happened to them, I thought it was a bug at first.
Wonder why not though, didn't take RWS for moral fags, I'm sure some modder will fix it.
No.411
Pissing on SJW mechanic!
No.412
>Killing kids in the elementary school isn't going to happen
why not?
No.415
>all these people describing things to be added to Postal 2
You guys remember P1 is the isometric one with minimal plot, right?
No.423
I want to be able to hold hands ingame.
No.424
>>423This. Let me hold hands please.
No.425
>>283> And Postal 1 is not Postal 2 (if you know what I mean).I think this is quite important to remember. My memories of Postal 1 is it having less silly stuff and more someone actually going 'postal'.
>>372Not an FPS.> And Postal 1 is not Postal 2 (if you know what I mean).
>>412Standards? Also I think that would make it illegal/banned on most markets.
Question to RWS;
Will it continue to be drawn/2D or are you switching over to 3D engine?
My suggestion, a simple crafting/weapon combination system. Ripley did it right when she duct-taped together an assault rifle and a flamer.
No.430
Catgirl waifu betanodder assault mission.
The guys from 8 balz hires The Dude to save a newly opened japanese catgirl waifu factory from being destroyed by peta and and fat feminazi landwhales. The dude walks into a test facility and sees tapes of catgirls ripping apart neon wigged women, and fedora wielding whiteknights. During the aptly named "beta-testing".
So he releases them from their prisons and a bloodbath ensues.
he then leads them to war against the heavily guarded white knight factory.
All while making puns and living a male power fantasy as said by those cucks.
After that, castle factory is destroyed. National news reports flood in, cat allergies have nearly tripled, san francisco is on fire and some news reports of not 8 chan finally getting laid.
No.431
add the japan levels.
>>393THIS No.433
kids to kill. or at least make sure they are easily moddeable.
No.434
Japan otaku wanna be's or something. since this is a chan.
Also you may want to create a rules list for your board. Other wise I can post all sorts of fucked up porn I want.
No.437
>SJW
>Brony Convention
>Furry Convention
>Hatred Dude is as co-op partner
>Make it darker than the original
>Give Postal Dude a "Columbine" look.
No.439
One-liners
No.441
>>434>melona-cancerFuck this shit
Change some of the Islamic terrorists into Swedish women in hijabs
No.442
>>437That's all postal 2 esque things except the last two
No.443
make it good you fucking faggots
No.446
ADD THE ABILITY TO DRINK THE TEARS OF TRANSGENDERED CHILDREN
No.447
How about civilians occasionally fighting back or something similar to in Postal 2 when you pull out a gun?
No.449
>>447same person, and also the highest difficulty makes all civs hostile too.
No.450
Pretty much just repeating what others have said, but most important to me is:
Single-player focus
"make it control good"
More one-liners (They are the best. The dialogue in both games is really one of the best parts imo)
And if possible, level editor/steam workshop/whatever
No.451
I was thinking it would be cool to have a more involved weapon system kind of like stalker. The more you use a gun the more its accuracy and rate of fire go down, guns jamming etc… Maybe make it optional to add an extra challenge.
No.452
I have a simple request, Make the cathedral of misogyny appear on the game (W/ maybe the 8chan logo) And put a white exploding van outside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tNL0bRB2XQ No.453
Unconventional weaponry.
No.454
I do want some nice resolution options and some other neat stuff, good hopes to making the redux as good as possible
No.455
Update the options menu to contain multiple sub-menus covering a multitude of adjustable options. Here are suggestions laid out for what these sub-menus would possibly contain:
General: subtitles, toggle/hold certain actions, etc.
Graphics: brightness slider, resolution adjustment, window mode, framerate adjustment, AA filtering, gore…actually fuck censoring gore - it's expected!
Audio: music volume slider, sound effects volume slider, dialogue volume slider, etc.
Keyboard/Mouse: specific key rebindings, etc.
I'd like to see some more weapons, a larger map, maybe a larger variety of things to do and equally ridiculous missions.
If nothing else, could you possibly get Rick Hunter to say more Postal Dude lines if he's still alive and doing voiceovers?
P.S.
Do you guys know about Hatred, the isometric third-person killer being developed by Destructive Creations? It looks as if they're taking inspiration from Postal 1 in that they don't give a shit who they offend and are doing what they want knowing they have a niche audience. How do you feel about them and their game in general and do you think this remake will live up to the original or even outshine it?
No.456
>>452You know what.
I second this.
It actually sounds like something that would be in postal 2
No.458
>>453Does that include things like car and nail bombs? That would be bretty cool.
No.460
Have support for a fuckton of resolutions.
No.461
Use the Doom engine, for that classic feel.
No.473
>>333>>277That's a terrible idea.
No.485
Can I just make it perfectly clear that no one better fucking bitch on /v/ if the Postal guys add any reference to 8chan and the SJW fiasco.
Because that was one of the most annoying things on halfchan was seeing autistic niggers shitting their pants over a meme. And I don't mean any of the stupid ones you typically see, I mean something as subtle as the halfchan reference in Human Revolution.
TL;DR You niggers better not bitch and moan about a 8chan reference.
No.486
>>269More attention paid to character animations. pref 3d characters, even if background is 2d.
Don't focus too much on doing lame internet maymay humour and internet related communities, generalize more, instead of attacking tumblr attack Social Justice.
No.491
Boss battles? Like, you fight the stuff and stuff.
No.492
theres only one answer
HE
No.499
So is this board legitimately owned by RWS? Hotwheels said in his stream that it is.
Welcome to 8chan, RWS. I still play Postal 2 every now and then and it still makes me laugh.
If you do remake Postal 1, make it control good.
No.502
>>283In addition to controls I'd say to add some game-play features for quick dodging/diving, An aiming marker would also make for a nice addition, and for a wild-card an EXTREME GORE system where enemies react more to damage and can have more visible wounds (as well as the varying weapon types causing different sorts of injuries) maybe some alternative death sequences pertaining to those former suggestions
No.503
Skeletons.
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No.505
Board bump
No.506
Are you going to use the same voice actor? Love postal dudes voice.
And how about more executions, I liked being able to shoot a guy crawling away on the floor but it got a little old after a while, should maybe include some stomps/kicks/dropping a grenade/Molotov/anything new if you can.
Maybe some more enemy types if you can fit them in, going behind a house/building should just make the whole thing transparent.
And maybe put my name in the credits.
More of those one-liners would be nice, and that dark gritty feel I remember needs to stay.
I'll buy it when it comes out though.
Dunno if any of the above were mentioned but yeah.
No.509
A synagogue and plenty of orthodox jews.
A jewish law firm's office.
No.510
Please no hitscan enemies. This is one of my biggest gripes with shooting games in general.
No.512
I know my dream of a qt3.14 anime version of Postal where you have to fight Monster Girls will never happen, so how about a 'Last Man Standing' mode, where you have to survive endless waves of civilians and policemen until you inevitably die, and the goal is to see how long you last plus how many you can kill. Bonus if the arena you spawn in is randomly generated each time. In fact, just some more 'gamey' modes that mix up the gameplay would be really cool.
Also, please fucking watch this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkhDrngAQZ0I know it may not seem related, but it really covers how missing important details of the original can really set the remake of a game back to be inferior to it's original. It's a good watch if you can.
No.516
>>510Aw yeah, gonna have to say ditto to that
It'd be really nice if you could just do some sort of Fast-moving projectiles with tracer effects to simulate bullets
No.522
>>441Sweden approves of this post.
No.524
>>408It's not a moralfag thing, it's part of the narrative and part of the ending. The game doesn't let you kill kids. Sorry, mate.
>>434We don't give a fuck.
>>451Nah, I don't think that would mesh well with an arcade-y isometric shooter.
>>455FYI Rick Hunter is alive and still doing Postal Dude lines.
I don't know if you saw the trailer for Paradise Lost, but…
>>452>>456Except we're talking about Postal 1 here. POSTAL ONE, PEOPLE!
>>460Done!
>>499>If you do remake Postal 1, make it control good.kek
>>512>I know my dream of a qt3.14 anime version of Postal where you have to fight Monster Girls will never happenSays who, mate?
There's always mods for Postal 2!
Make your qt3.14 Postel monster girl weeb desu dream a reality! Follow your heart!
No.529
Ability to turn the camera would be nice
Also holiday content
No.530
>>294Tell us about what exactly you're staying faithful, to, mister. In other words; what exactly made the original Postal, to you?
No.535
A joke console peasant mode in options that locks resolution at 720p and framerate at 30fps (with frequent drops to 10-20) and locks the difficulty on the easiest setting.
No.546
KILLABLE CHILDREN
Not nearly enough games have killable children, I don't see why people care so much. They're not realy and lets be honest, who doesn't want to kill an annoying little kid every now and then.
No.552
>>530If you're asking me personally, then it's the level of violence (unsurprisingly) and the disturbing atmosphere & design that defines Postal 1, for me. And the exploration of violent psycopathy.
And yeah, the remake will try to stay faithful to all of that, as much as possible. This isn't going to be a Syndicate type reboot thing. Think of it closer to Serious Sam's HD editions - same game, but looks better and has way more features.
>>546Nah, not gonna happen mate.
No.555
>>273Pic fucking related
There also needs to be a group of people who chant "Stop oppressing me, check your privilege, stop oppressing me, check your privilege"
No.556
Do whatever it takes to get the game banned in Australia
No.558
>>556I think "whatever it takes" just constitutes just making a game in general, and they'll ban it.
So, consider it done!
No.561
>>558We have an R18+ rating now RWS, you will have to really up your game
No.564
>>524>Says who, mate?>There's always mods for Postal 2!>Make your qt3.14 Postel monster girl weeb desu dream a reality! Follow your heart!Th-Thanks based devs! I will!
Also, will you have a classic mode bundled with the remake, where the visuals/sounds/etc are swapped with the original's. Basically bundling the original game with the remake in one package?
No.565
>>564I believe in you! You've got what it takes, kiddo. Now show the world what you're made of!
Also, Magic 8-ball says "Ask again later."
No.566
>>269Mouse aiming or gtfo.
Also more psychosis AND LESS DIRECT REFERENCES LIKE POSTAL 2.
No.569
-stealth killing
-Something with radiation
-Tripwires
-killing people with a demolition ball
-head explosions
-melee weapons
-Acid
No.570
>>569>Stealth killingI think you missed the point of the game anon
No.571
>>269>ctrl+f "drm">0 matchesthe fuck guys?
anyway, make sure to have a DRM-free version somewhere, please
No.574
>>571They already sell both Postal and Postal 2 on DRM-free GOG, I see no reason why Redux wouldn't have a DRM free version too
No.575
>>566but then again it is a remake…
I think a nice addition would be, especially for new players, red herrings in form of "readables" and enviromental ques.
Which would lead them to conflicting stories for players actions.
Drop a couple of notes to make them belivie Postal Dude is possesed by Cthulhu, later put some stuff tells them Postal dude is in an asylum it is all a dream… etc.
Internets love this shit, they talk about half-arsed stories with a million plotholes and praise it as "open interpretation" and grow cults around their "head canons" and other assorted bullshit.
No.577
>>575So in other words, you're saying Postal needs Deepest Lore? How deep lore are we talking here?
Just knee deep, Metroid Prime deep, or '2deep4u' Kirby deep?
No.580
>>577I think fucking with players expectation of "the most deepestest lore" is something Postal can do easily, because in the end all there is to story is "Dude went Postal".
Throw a bunch of non-sense short stories… or "plot-holes" themselves and you will have a bunch of nerds writing books about their interpetation of the "story".
I mean fuck this thing exists
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL87676CF7D0B816B4meanwhile whole Silent Hill stories are little more then "this be a nightmare force on you by the local god, find your way out.".
No.584
You fags jealous?
No.585
>>584Also: make that fucking pacifist achievement for Postal 1 actually possible to attain.
Someone always shoots a civilian even if isn't me.
No.592
>>571Too early to confirm distribution platforms, but for what it's worth - all our games are DRM-free, even on Steam (well, aside from Postal 3, but even for that we have a ""
patch"" on our forums that removes all DRM from it)
Developers/Publishers get to choose on their own, if they want their games on Steam to apply the DRM. RWS opted not to do that.
So yeah, we value DRM-free.
No.594
Skins? I kinda want to BEGIN MY GENOCIDE CRUSADE, if you ken what I mean.
And some kind of multiplayer.
Also russian localization if you can find and/or contact the same team that worked on P2, please, pretty fucking bloody please, that VA is godlike
No.602
>>594>russian localization if you can find and/or contact the same team that worked on P2, please, pretty fucking bloody please, that VA is godlikeSorry to break it to ya, mate, but that localization was handled by Akella.
And for obvious reasons, RWS is not going to be working with them again.
No.603
>>273YES. YEEEES.
But add plenty of flamer ammo to the convention centre. The flamer already eats through the ammo so bloody fast.
No.605
modern twin stick shooter controls? im i he only one into that?
No.612
>>602Well, after P3 I'm not really surprised.
Shame.
I was actually hyped for that. I even bought a physical copy.Although I did chimp out afterwards and used my office network to DDoS their website. That wasn't a smart move, yes, but at this point no one cares anymore No.621
>>277I doubt literally whos will still be relevant when game hits the shelves.
No.623
>>318full blown dress up minigame?
No.625
No.632
Do the impossible and release game on Nintendo.
No.634
Isn't there hatred for that already?
No.635
>>632Double challenge: Pass ESRB with an EC
No.643
I'd say for postal redux, you've got the main tech stuff that I want quite figured out: mouse aim, high resolutions, etc.
Here's what I'd like to see based on my rather… short amount of time having played postal classic.
>Melee weapons
what is more reminiscent of madness then the psychopath with a cleaver? understandable about why it was never included: old days, game design standard of melee weapons is that they were emergency weapons- except doom and their chainsaw.
if you're concerned about keeping the retro look and worried about clutter, melee weapons could be like postal 2's boot, only when you pick one up, you drop the other, or whatever you guys feel like.
>Executions
Curb stomp that idiot that shot you, take a crowbar to their face, a rifle butt and a kitchen knife to the throat.
>a severed head
to scare people with.
>Nintendo Wii U release?
if that happens I will be like "holy shit" but then again, nintendo -did- team up with playboy for a bayonetta 2 promo. And the only reason that they wouldn't let Binding of Issac be on the 3DS because it had religious references. so I suspect postal redux would have… pessimistically a 52% chance of release, optimistically, a 83% chance of release.
No.648
Multiplayer mode that gives you extra points for teabagging your opponents corpses
No.658
I'd say the most important thing would be to keep the absolutely psychotic atmosphere intact, and if at all possible, do whatever you can to up the level of that. (interface screws, more unstable diary entries, droning industrial, etc.)
Make it as god damn unnerving to play as humanly possible, but without sacrificing any of the actual gameplay. I sorta personally see Postal 1 as a crossover between isometric action and psychological horror, which appeals to me much more than the pop-culture shit Postal 2 was jam-packed with.
If you -are- going to add pop culture references, then obligatory "conscious dreamers can be treasurer to their own currency".
No.659
>>658 here, forgot to mention:
I'm as excited for Hatred as anyone, but I feel as if that game runs the risk of simply being edgy as a fucking razor factory for no other reason than to piss moral crusaders off. That's a noble goal in itself, but it also means there isn't really much to anything.
If Hatred is a spree shooting simulator, Postal 1: RE needs to be a psychopath simulator. Make the player -feel- the damn lunacy as they cleanse the world of the plagued ones, because after all, they're doing everybody a favor in that, aren't they?
I'm personally gonna be firing up the game because I want to dip into what it's like to be a total nutcase, not because I want to play as the Trenchcoat Mafia. God damn, I know I'm being autistic about this but there are very few games I can mention that actually let you play as a legit madman and not just an edgy asshole, and Postal 1 is one of them.
No.660
>>584No, the shovel one is more cred.
No.661
>>659>but I feel as if that game runs the risk of simply being edgy as a fucking razor factorythat's sort of why I didn't really like Postal 2. Town wide psychosis wasn't that appealing when Postal Dude Jr. was pretty much the sanest person in town.
No.662
Option to poop AND pee and sneeze Do all 3 and you explode
No.669
>>661Yeah, that's the thing. I don't consider Postal 2 a -bad- game by any means, but thematically it feels like I'm playing through seven days of Family Guy cutaways. I honestly think RWS improved the gameplay quite a lot (well, improved and improved - it's a different genre), but majorly dropped the ball on the atmosphere and story.
I say keep the non-sequitur humor to Postal 2 and related works. People who like that can have that, people who like the idea of a virtual psychosis should have this.
No.677
>>660m8 you can pacifist run Postal 2 and Postal 1 is way harder.
Have you even played the first one or are you a Postal 2 babby?
No.679
>>674Don't push it, mate.
>>658>>659>>669Good stuff, all noted.
I personally am with you on this. P1's psychotic element is the most interesting part of it, for me (the gameplay would be, if not for the controls heh heh), so there will definitely be a push to enforce the importance of maintaining the psychotic elements.
No.681
>>679This is why rules need to be set in stone. Every Board has got to have em. But really. Aint that a nice butt.
No.682
There seems to be a lot of people here who've only played Postal 2, and think Postal 1 was similar.
It isn't. It's hasn't got any pop-culture satire. It's much darker and ends with you attempting to shoot up a elementary school. It's about a guy going insane and having demons in his head tell him to kill people.
Please play the game before making suggestions on how to improve it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYdW3gmXU64 No.684
>>679I have faith that you guys are going to be able to pull that off, but still, the point can't be stressed enough.
There's not much more to say on that point, but for some of the others;
- Seconding a co-op mode if there's multiplayer.
- Tying in with interface screws, how about hallucinations? Think power-ups with side effects or have it as a low-health penalty, whichever. Can be enemies, items, etc.
- Some more consistency inside the game itself could be nice. I like how the first Postal was structured level-wise, but emphasizing the way the world is laid out wouldn't hurt, letting you sort of plot the Postal Dude's rampage as he proceeds. Diary entries did that already, but it could be fleshed out a bit more.
- This is pushing it for a straight remake, but possible forks in the level progression? Single or multiple endings are another thing which could be neat, but simply letting the player pick a route through the game would up replay value -somewhat-.
I'll throw in some more stuff later, but damn, keep up the good work.
No.698
Steam trading cards with the freaky art.
I fucking love trading cards.
No.699
>>698The art, music, and diary entries were by far my favourite part of the game.
No.703
Wishlist:
- no maymays
- no THUG-ish shit like Postal 2 (lol Gary Coleman lolol PeNgU1N oF d00m!)
- graffix
- Linux support
- Postal 1
No.704
different execution animations (chopping off heads, ripping out spinal cords etc) and more depictions of people suffering would be nice
No.706
Will it run at 60fps?
No.707
No.708
A nice butt please.
No.711
>>703>no maymaysReddit pls go
No.713
A pretty minor convenience thing, but since I use a Dvorak keyboard, I usually have to remap the keyboard controls in games to match my keyboard. When games automatically do this for me, it's really nice. I'd like to see that.
No.718
I know people are saying that POSTAL was super serious, I have played it, I own it physically and on Steam, but I don't fully agree. Yes, the game was dark, but there were the occasional things to break it up. Things like people shouting "Has anyone seen my ear?" always made me chuckle. Please, include plenty of dialogue variety, since I just remember hearing "Ow, my leg" over and over again, but don't make it all super serious, the game will seem way too edgy if not. I get it, dark tone and all but yeah, that's my two cents anyway.
Also bonus stage where you raid the Akella offices, maybe even in Catharsis. The main game can be as dark as you want, but there's nothing to say some bonus levels couldn't be a bit wild and humorous.
No.720
I have a few features that i would like to see in the new Postal 1, not sure if it's technically possible or not lol.
>some characters/npcs that i've tried to killed but didn't die (pass out maybe), will come back for revenge at later stage, with upgrades and shit. For example, i cut a man's arm off, he'd come back with a chainsaw attach to his arm.
>stealth playthrough, pretend to be normal person by day, murderer by night, or let you play the role of villain in some slasher film like texas chainsaw massacre. You can lure them in to your house full of traps.
>torture chamber and enslavement, player can capture victims, lock them up and torture them until they went nuts, then release them to the street and watch them kill people for you. Bonus achievement if he/she kill his family/friends.
>fear meter, npcs will react to player's action and act accordingly, e.g. you shoot a person in front of a crowd they'll run away, but if you behead someone, the by stander will peed his pants and wouldn't able to walk.
>less emphasis on guns, more specific melee weapons and traps, like icepick, bear trap, meat hook, scalpel, plastic bag (suffocate), acid, pickaxe, various saw and electric drill.
>body part specific execution with above mentioned weapons, e.g. when you force the victim to kneel down and you have a scalpel in your hand, you can choose to slit his throat, poke his eye, remove scalp or remove his nose.
Is it too sick or extreme? i assume these will fit in with the atmosphere.
No.721
I'd love to see a little memorial to Champ hidden in the game somewhere.
No.726
Up the atmosphere - I want it to be as immersive as an immersion tank full of…erm…immersiveness.
To keep it from getting 3edgy, add some black humour from time to time. Something like that would separate it from Hatred quite well, as well as maintain the tone.
Make it control good.
No.733
an achivement for killing over 2000 men and have the achivement named #killallmen
No.738
reading the Beta for POSTAL im thinking you should add back in the removed levels
also add some new weapons that would be cool
No.739
>>592Keep that up and I will buy ten copies of every game you make
No.740
>>524>I know my dream of a qt3.14 anime version of Postal where you have to fight Monster Girls will never happen>Says who, mate?>There's always mods for Postal 2!>Make your qt3.14 Postel monster girl weeb desu dream a reality! Follow your heart!Brb learning how to mod Postal 2 and adding Suiseiseki to the game, making everyone else furries
Might just be autistic enough to follow through>>561Sides Status: REKT
Also please add a hat simulator
No.741
>>740whoops, meant
>>558 not
>>556 No.742
>>699If there's one thing they don't need to even touch from Postal 1 it's the art. They could straight copy+paste it and I would be perfectly happy. Also, I'm interested as to who was the artist responsible for those works? I really fucking liked them and would love to see more work like that
No.743
My wishlist:
Moddability
-Possibility of adding entirely new weapons, not just re-skinning old shit
-Steam workshop plz
Multiple characters
-Even a more agile Postal Dudette?
-Slow, moving, non-violent, totally useless character that has catglasses, large hoopsearrings and wields an iPhone.
A "make it control bad" option where verything is sluggish and the controls get randomly reassigned every 10 minutes, but option will activate every year on the anniversery
No.748
statistically accurate minority representation, just for keks.
>>743>A "make it control bad" option where verything is sluggish and the controls get randomly reassigned every 10 minutes, but option will activate every year on the anniverserythis too
No.749
Keep the darker, disturbing atmosphere of the first one.
No.750
Object physics and destructibility if possible please. Makeshift weapons might be cool as well. At least implement ability to annoy people by throwing rocks at them.
No.755
Sand-box, you middle-aged wiggers
We need more counter-propaganda to spam on extremist Islamic forums
No.761
do you guys think you could make a top-down mode?
No.763
>>552>exploration of violent psycopathy.Violent psychosis.
Well~ this is sounding good then! With our RWS's generally jovial bent, I was concerned for a while that the artistic ideas of the original Postal could be completely lost in a remake, similar to but more pronounced than how the artistic ideas of Postal 2, seemingly to me crept in in early development, were eroded or buried over the course of the game's initial development and over the course of the post-release update cycle that followed.
No.764
Arbitrary resolution support
64 bit processor support
Leaderboards (old school three characters style optional)
Cooperative play if possible
The Japan levels
Melee weapon support
Optional challenges (think boasts from Fable)
Also all y'all begging for crazy shit have terrible ideas, just saying
No.766
Controller support
No.771
more variety in lines, a character spamming.
"I'm having a very bad day""I'm having a very bad day""I'm having a very bad day""I'm having a very bad day""I'm having a very bad day""I'm having a very bad day""I'm having a very bad day""I'm having a very bad day""I'm having a very bad day""I'm having a very bad day""I'm having a very bad day""I'm having a very bad day"
No.777
>>661The idea of Postal 2 - so far as it got before it was buried under cheap humour - was to take the concept of Postal 1 and invert it; the world is truly as sick as was envisioned by the insane protagonist of the original, and in the form of the protagonist of Postal 2 is the only exceptional observer thereof.
Or, in other words; where Postal 1 portrayed sickness in the individual, Postal 2 was to portray sickness in society.
No.784
>>602Does Akella still exist? If so, they owe their survival to you, since iirc impending bankruptcy was one of the reasons they pushed P3 out the door.
No.786
>>784>Dealing with russian publishersRusfag here, they are all fucking awful. All of them have a bad habit of poorly implementing SecuROM and other DRM shit into games which never had it otherwise. Localizations are fucking awful 99% of the time. Customer support is nonexistent. No collector edition or anything like that. And they do like to whine about piracy and "entitled gamers".
Russian Steam is the best thing to have happened there.
No.787
>>784Fuck if I know, man.
They certainly aren't answering any of my e-mails.
Their website is still up, but hasn't been updated for a year. All their social media accounts are kill, too.
As far as anyone seems to know, they are theoretically still in business. But there definitely hasn't been any public activity from them in a year now.
You tell me!
No.788
>>786Oh, and most of them are basically just reformed pirating outfits who went legal.
No.789
>>684>or have it as a low-health penaltyNot a bad idea. As you get nearer to death, you could start hallucinating more people to kill. You can shoot at them, but bullets pass right through like they're not there
because they're notMaybe give them a slightly different look so players can tell if their game is glitching or if it's a hallucination by looking carefully, but keep it subtle as the goal is to make it seem like his panic is making his psychosis worse and taunting him with people he can't kill.
No.790
>>789Yeah, that was similar to what I was thinking, especially with not being able to hurt people.
The elementary school twist is something I feel everybody should get to experience for themselves, but I think a very valid idea is to drop subtle gameplay-related hints at the progressing madness of the Postal Dude - nothing like taking away the player's control before the last level, but things that make the player question what's actually happening, whether from the character's perspective or the player's own meta-perspective.
I think it'd be awesome if the player is left wondering at times if something that just happened was a glitch, intentional, or, god forbid, they're just imagining things.
The player should play the game, but the game should also play the player's mind.
No.794
>>269When all else fails, take notes from Silent Hill 2 & 3, Cry of Fear and Afraid of Monsters: Director's Cut.
No.796
I'd like 'stronger' weapon sounds, if you know what I mean. Give the guns some oomph behind them to make them a bit more satisfying. Also, more gore, but that's probably a given, considering this is Postal.
No.797
Please none of the stupid humor that ruined Postal 2 for me.
What made Postal 1 so amazing was that it was absolutely drenched in a psychopathic aura, and didn't flinch away from just condoning violence and descending into madness.
Postal 2 was corny shit with nerf guns made for edgy 13 year olds.
No.800
>>682Repeating this.
>There seems to be a lot of people here who've only played Postal 2, and think Postal 1 was similar.It isn't. It's hasn't got any pop-culture satire… It's about a guy going insane and having demons in his head tell him to kill people.
>Please play the game before making suggestions on how to improve it. No.802
>>743Why Steam workshop, mister anon?
No.803
>>743oh god yes, please let us kill obese SJWs with cat eye glasses and victory rolls
No.804
Postal sounds pretty hype.
Should I grab it or wait for the rerelease?
No.806
>>804Grab the original while it's 75c. Then grab redux when it comes out.
No.807
>>804if the steam sale is going on it's about 50 cents
No.808
>>806>>807Oh shit. Hype thrusters at full force.
No.809
No.811
Hire the sound design guy from Red Orchestra 2
Japan levels
LET ME MURDER CHILDREN
Leaderboards
No.812
>>811>Hire the sound design guy from Red Orchestra 2Oh, yes; take notes from Red Orchestra's handling of death cries.
http://youtu.be/57mICfWeAVg No.816
I really should buy P1 soon. I get so many ideas for improving old games, God forbid I pass up the one time it could matter.
No.817
I've posted a few wishes so far, and I think my one final, most important wish will be this: Don't accept anything less than brilliance.
No.825
-More detailed and variated gore animations.
-The repeating screams the NPCs made with any bullet hit were annoying.
-The NPC movement animations looked a lot like moon walking and the AI was dumb.
-The firefights were pretty dull and static.
-Background animations would be nice. It looked like I moved the character through a painting.
-Snow, fog and rain would be cool.
-More NPC models.
-More weapons with juicy audio. (Acid, pipe bombs, throwing knives)
-Little power ups like the crack pipe, speed or Alcohol to enter a brawl mode, in which you use your fists to cause bonus damage and over the top gore. If overused, postal dude turns psychotic and hostiles start to look like demons or feminists and cause extra damage.
-Options to mutilate corpses.
-Zoom levels
-More interactive 3D objects in the environment.
(Cars burn, windows burst)
-You leave footprints and bullet holes.
-No FPS limitation.
-Some buildings can be entered.
-NPCs drop trophies (tampons, porn mags, shit stained buttplugs, hug pillows, prostheses)
-Innocent killable animals.
-Retail version on amazon with a nice poster and a dick pic.
Art style and music were just perfect.
I'm a big fan of the postal series and I hope this helps.
Looking forward to this.
No.827
>>825No FPS limitation.
this, I just overclocked my CRT and I want to use it dammit!
No.831
>>367
>workshop>again… workshopFor fuck's sake, no. Get out. Mod your games yourself and don't rely on a babby subscribe button to do it for you.
No.844
>>831
>reinventing the wheel because YOU'RE JUST THAT HARDCOREoh wow we've got a real hardass over here guys he plays duke nukem guys
No.847
>>844How much does Valve pay you again?
They should be paying you to check my dubs.
No.849
A simple suggestion. I know you'll follow it regardless of what people say but…
Don't focus too much on feminists, GG and that stuff. I mean, it's cool we are going to see that shit on the game, but don't make the entire game almost exclusively about it and internet stuff.
Postal games have potential to deal with every single shit that happens. I want to see other stuff too.
And this goes for everyone too: the developers already know you want that on the game, could we start suggesting other things too?
No.852
>>844>reinventing the wheel because YOU'RE JUST THAT HARDCOREIn other words, the Steam workshop? Throw in a mention of the usual Valve cult of personality and you've summed it up pretty well.
No.856
Stayed awesome RWS
No.857
>>524>It's not a moralfag thing, it's part of the narrative and part of the ending.>Make your qt3.14 Postel monster girl weeb desu dream a reality!Maybe TOO based?
No.867
Please remake the creepy industrial music and remake the creepy loading screens too
No.868
>>867Forgot to add
please no memes No.869
No.875
>>868If I can provide reference: The original Postal 1's achievements were overdoing it - greatly.
No.883
No.884
can any modders do a remove kebab mods? i'd like to remove all kebab from mecca, and reveal pig orgy in the black cube.
No.908
Could you add a gun that turns people into rabid monkeys? and for some reason there are only black people around when you find the gun
Would make all the gaming press go insane because "it's racist" , when the gun would work just as well on any human in the game, exposing their own prejudice against black people.
Or would that be too edgy?
the gun can also turn animals into eccentric game reviewers
No.915
>>269A super serious difficulty where you give flowers and hugs to everyone instead of killing them
No.919
You should add a "pssh… nothing personnel kid" quote. Please.
No.928
>>919See, we've got conflicting feelings here!
A lot of you are demanding NO MEMES, and then a lot of you demand specific memes.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?
No.934
I want Dude to have an SS uniform
i'm not even a nazi but that would be absolutely beautiful
No.935
>>928Do a good enough game and be the source of memes.
No.936
a brony or a furry convention would be beautiful also
blow it to pieces
furries could probably done better because they're more distinctive than ponyfags
No.944
>>908Personally I'd suggest some sort of hallucinogenic-based weapon that causes enemy in-fighting (and maybe when there's no more enemies causes them to commit suicide)
>>915Also include a kitten/puppy launcher
>>934I'd say to go one further and just include cosmetic options where you can swap clothing hats/masks, and the option to get naked (with strategically place censor bars of course)
No.957
>>825>-The repeating screams the NPCs made with any bullet hit were annoying.Actually, they're extremely useful. You can often attack enemies off screen with the machine gun so the scream lets you know if you're hitting anything or not. This shouldn't really matter if the remake has free camera control though.
No.963
>>928Any memes and I'm boycotting RWS games permanently.
No.964
>>269>So, what would y'all like to see in a remake of Postal 1?3D first person.
No.965
>>928I tihnk the deal is that people don't want LEL OVER 9000 and Keyboard cat, but rather anti-sjw memes and memes that still aren't overplayed.
No.966
>>277YES, YES, YES, YES to Anita, Wu, Zoe, Moot being in the game!
No.967
>>269>So, what would y'all like to see in a remake of Postal 1?Don't forget the dashcon level. BALLPIT!
No.984
>>967pls don't spam ever again!
thank you.
No.985
>>963>>965>No memes are okay!>Some memes are okay!I just don't even know anymore…
No.986
>>985It's the memes, Jack.
No.988
>>928>>985You have to be subtle with memes, and I personally don't think they'd fit inside Postal 1. I think most of these people played Postal 2.
No.993
>>985Gotta keep in mind that most people probably only played Postal 2 (including me, I've only watched playthroughs of OG Postal).
To me, Postal seems much more like a real sort of "psychopath simulator" and adding any memes could potentially ruin the immersion.
As for a Postal 2 redux or an entirely new IP, adding subtle memes would probably be fine and might even fit into the game pretty well. Hell, Postal 2 was ridiculous in just about every way to begin with.
No.996
>>985As long as they are obscure and not Doge-tier, some subtle references might be alright, but as
>>993 said memes would probably fit more a Postal 2 style game.
Still, "pssh… nothing personnel kid" could fit Postal 1. It's relatively obscure and it can pass as a regular sentence if you are not aware of the existence of the meme.
No.997
>>802>>831Making it easier to find AND share mods, along with
No.1006
>>934I am a natsoc and I think that would be going a little far.
No.1007
>>985you see, memes aren't funny, when you look at this image, it doesn't make you laugh, most of the time. memes are funny when they are used as a way to set the context for a joke, or as a way to quickly convey information for quick humor.
let's look for example at the achivement "Nope, Chuck Testa". It is a simple setup for a joke in wich a character is revealed to actually be chuck testa. not here, the achivement is awarded for killing an ostrich. it is just referenced. there is no joke.
so basically, "pssh… nothing personnel kid" is a setup for a self explanatory joke (the player is doing something incredibly edgy for edginess sake, so he's basically coldsteel), but when the other posters say "no memes" they mean no memes as the center of the joke.
No.1012
>>988>>993Don't get me wrong. I'm not implying that there was any intention of actually adding memes to Redux.
No.1016
I know you guys are making it as faithfullmy as possible, but having champ playable or as a weapon would be amazing.
or at least a tribute to the mighty pooch ; _ ;
No.1020
3 things.
1) Linux port
2) Mouse look
3) More offending material. Love seeing over sensitive asshats get BTFO.
No.1022
i wish for bronies to be included with the furries and a continuation of the inventive weapons so i can do horrible things to them.
No.1043
>>985I think in the achievements memes and humurous content is fine as long as you dont overdo it
No.1048
Can you add a jihad mode?
I wish to live my dreams of killing infidels.
No.1049
>>1048bonus points if something like this might appear in the game
No.1054
>>984Stop running your board like SJWs. Now are you putting ball pits in or not?
No.1055
>>269>>269>>269How does RWS make money when it doesn't put out any new games?
No.1057
No.1058
>>928>WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?Maybe stop being such a thin skinned liebermode little bitch?
No.1059
>>984Here you're doing it again. Fuck off lieberman!
No.1060
No.1061
>>1054We've been asked repeatedly not to put in any memes, so…
And please. If you're going to start spamming up the board, don't get shocked if you end up getting moderated for it. We have SOME rules.
>>1055We get money from yer mum ;^)
>>1058pls no bully ;_;
is against rules
No.1067
>>928I'd go with "please for the love of god no memes". If you really really want to ahve memes, do everything on reverse that Anthony Burch did on Borderlands. See also Guacameele for a bad example.
Subtle. Very subtle.
No.1078
>>1061>We've been asked repeatedlyBy whom? I call bullshit.
No.1080
>>1078Check the thread, m8.
>>1079I swear to god…
Posting ball pits is now a bannable offense (Spam rule).
Check yourself, before you b& yourself.
No.1082
I'd like to see nny as an Easter egg or some shit because he fits the game perfectly maybe even a playable nny mod
No.1093
>>1007HA HA HA
I really, really like that image, friend! May I save it to my hard drive with your permission?? :)
No.1096
Commentary from the Postal Dude would be nice. Kinda like how in Postal 2 he made a quip occasionally.
No.1101
>>1096Well, in P1 there is occasional quips from the ""
demon"" inside PDude's head. And it's voiced by Rick Hunter, who voices PDude in P2.
No.1108
>>1080>>1061I love it, an RWS board run by an SJW bully. Better email Vince to make sure this isn't a false flag.
No.1111
>>1101>>1108Hurry up and ban me. I need more ban screenshots to send to Vince Desi and post on Twitter.
No.1112
>>1108It's spam. It's against the rules. There were several warnings beforehand. Simple as that.
Also, don't call me a bully, you bully!
No.1114
>>1112SJW bully has entered rage mode. Flailing of arms initiated. His mom has been notified.
No.1117
>>1111>>1114lol, this guy
this guy right here
No.1120
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>>1101Maybe some banter between the two then in the new one! I'd like to hear him argue with himself just to hammer the point home of how great of a psychopath he is.
No.1121
No.1122
>>1120But in Postal 2 he's only a psychopath if you the player are. You can finish the game without resorting to violence. There's even a Steam achievement (which I've gotten).
No.1123
>>1120That's an interesting idea, and certainly worth considering, if nothing else. Though I do believe we'd like to keep Redux as faithful to the original as possible, so this might be a bit of a stretch.
But hey, consider it noted.
No.1124
>>1122I tried to do that but I wanted to do my speedrun at the same time so I did it both with enhanced mode on so I could make everyone instantly puke with puke piss.
I was disappointed when I didn't get the achis ;_;
No.1125
>>1122I'm aware, but in apocalypse weekend we get a warped view of reality.
Besides, he has admitted he's crazy and if he's got voices in his head, then that's plenty of proof for me.
No.1127
>>1124It's totally worth it. I just love that it proves that the game is only as "evil" as you make it.
No.1128
>>1125Well, also consider the fact that we're talking about the first Postal. Postal 2 is a different beast entirely.
No.1129
>>1125Well he did have a head wound. Psychosis isn't the only thing that causes those symptoms.
No.1130
>>1128Uh oh, the control freak SJW bully is getting upset!
No.1131
>>1111Nice quads, m8. Consider them checked.
No.1134
>>1128True. But as you've mentioned, he's got voices in the first one, so perhaps that can be enough to write him off at the very least as questionable in the sanity department.
>>1129True.
No.1144
No.1147
>>1144And Dashcon. Ballpit!
No.1151
DO THE DANCE
THE WAY YOU MOVE IS A MYSTERY
No.1168
>>269>inb4 "make it control good"Make the controls good.
Support high res is a must.
I don't remember if you can destroy shit like buildings in the first but if you cant you most definitely should.
And please, please, be on GOG.
No.1170
Bronies masturbating to horses would be a great addition.
Lots of rape implications.
Racism. Tons of racism.
No.1172
>>1122Yes, chief, the idea of Postal 2 is that the player is not under psychosis. This is not Postal 2 that's being discussed.
No.1175
>>1122>>1120Nigger half of the fun is throwing that machete around and hearing what he says.
No.1176
>>1168>>269Also, I'd like to see, I love you RWS.
You guys are great!
No.1179
>>1176>>269And last but not least, take some inspirations (or even references) from Liberal Crime Squad.
No.1184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z42n-xiNmIAInclude the ability to kill everyone who acts like this, and I'll buy five copies.
No.1191
>>408>>412>>433It was a plot point, if I remember correctly. At that point the Postal Dude was so insane and delusional that he imagined himself shooting at a bunch of kids but somehow they were unaffected. Whatever remained of his sanity crumbled, he underwent a final psychotic episode until he assed out and was apprehended. The ending took part in a mental asylum, after all.
No.1222
Make bodies not spin when people are dead.
No.1227
>>1101at the elementary school level, I was never sure wenether the audio was meant to be that of a normal school, or it was supposed to be kids screaming. wich one is it? can you make it more obvious in the remake?
No.1243
>>273Yea, please. Furries as targets in Postal is long overdue.
This is coming from a furfag.>>277Feminazis, too. Maybe add some fat activists in the mix as well.
No.1247
>>1123It actually sounds like a fun idea. You could always add the option for a demon, or make it a reward for beating the game.
No.1249
>>273kill the furries I see would be more appropriate in postal 2: paradise lost rather than postal redux.
Postal 1 is the story of a dude losing his mind.
Postal 2 is the story of a dude watching his environment lose it's mind.
No.1261
That mission in the playground. As plot important as the creepy breakdown was, I was really hoping to kill the little shits.
No.1268
i say to include people who try to cook cats
nobody hurts cats and gets out alive.
No.1297
Seriously, as long as you fix the controls, all is dandy.
No.1299
>>1297Oh yeah, one thing that bugged me in the original was not being able to execute people with all the weapons.
At least let me blow their head off with a shotgun.
No.1300
What about the soundtrack?
Will you keep the original or will you rework it?
No.1307
Maybe a Hotline Miami mode where all the civilians fight back and it's fast-paced and stuff.
No.1318
Remember:
No memes
No.1330
Please don't listen to all the people asking to make it like Postal 2.
Keep it serious, and have it be just a sick guy experiencing psychosis and going postal.
No memes or ridiculous stuff. Just add some better controls, more diary entries, music, cool art, etc.
No.1332
>>371…and…?
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE No.1335
Not to mime what everybody else said a hundred-thousand times, but please try to keep 'having memes for the sake of having memes' out of the game. Don't get us wrong, we'd enjoy some references to things we like, but don't EVER try to force humor, because it always some off horribly.
>>849This post, also.
No.1344
>>1335I never meant to imply that there will be any memes included. You guys can stop talking about it now! The game will not be reworked to include any internet memes. I promise!
If anything, it might have some references and stuff in the menus or the achievements or something. But that's about it.
No.1351
No.1352
>>1344References in the achievements is fine, so long as it doesn't turn out like the Postal 2 achievements. Seriously, go and slap whoever came up with those right now.
Also it would be neat if you can also add in the original graphics / controls that you can toggle while playing.
No.1362
>>1352>reddit would be proudblacklist the monster who did this.
No.1363
>>1358I think it was a jab at legbeards and cat worshipping, but yeah, why in the fuck?
No.1364
I fucking hate women and degenerates like faggots and trannies and fucking niggers, so I would REALLY love if there were a LOT of women and degenerates and niggers in the game who you could massacre.
Also control scheme: wasd moves in a fixed angle, while mouse controls where your gun is aiming (as a toggleable setting)
No.1365
in my headcanon, there are three versions of postal dude
the first one is in postal 1, you can hear him when he's burning "FIAAAA" but the "demon" in his mind do all the talking.
after the event of postal 1 (being chained up in isolation for god knows how many years or months) the "demon" took over postal dude's body.
in the "third" game the head wound help postal dude get back to his normal self but its little too late since he has some of the personality of "demon" postal dude
No.1366
>>1365thats why i always thought of co-op mode where postal 2 and 3 postal dudes are joined together in nightmare fuel land created in postal dude's mind or something crazy like that would be super great>>1365
No.1375
You know what Redux needs? A roll button, it would be way more fun rolling out of a rocket´s way than just ducking.
No.1376
Get hotwheels to play as hotwheels like you had willis midget to play willis midget
No.1377
Make a mission to cleans a Synagogue from the Parasitic Evil.
No.1379
>>1375THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS No.1382
In the name of equality, I want to be able to choose between a male and a female protagonist, so sexism couldnt be used as an argument against the game.
No.1385
>>1375Might actually be a really good idea!
Noted.
No.1390
>>1382I really like this. Being able to pick between Postal Dude and Postal Babe could work really well. A simple model and voice swap is all you need.
>simple>game developmentSorry…
No.1391
Focus on the psychotic protagonist and player interaction. Fuck-ups with the UI is a good idea as already told. Additional entries (that can be found in levels) should tell how the PD became such a psychopath as he is now. That would be very interesting.
It's awesome that you actually do a redux of the game and I'm looking forward to it. Pic related.
And leave GG out of this. Those SJW fucks are gaining more attention through it. Be controversial, but do it "moderately". (the description is fucking dumb accounting postal, sorry) Memes should be EXREMELY rare and very subtle. We don't need shitty "jokes" that come from the likes of Cucktony Burch.
No.1392
>>1390The voice swap would screw up the atmosphere.
>>1385I'd like more of those diary entries/loading screens, they made the mood more unsettling.
No.1393
How do you guys feel about upping the technology and such? Is it going to be like Hatred with destruction, ragdolls, execution moves, etc? Is it going to be more like the original and have canned animations and such with better graphics?
No.1394
>>1392>voice swapWell, demons in your head don't have to be the same sex as you are. Could probably just have the same voice for both male and female MCs.
>>1393Well, tech-wise all I can really confirm is that the Redux is going to be done in Unreal Engine 4. So, take that for what it's worth.
No.1395
Hey, can you make sure there's good controller support? I want to play Postal with my Gamecube Controller.
No.1396
>>1394is that because
there's nothing but ideas yet?anyway, civilians attending the wounded and double executions for them would be awesome.
No.1397
>>1082this would be neat also
No.1400
>>1394Sweet, are you making it in a new engine?
Please make the environment very destructible.
No.1401
>>1400>Please make the environment very destructible.Yes, please. If you could make fully modeled interiors loaded in the overworld (no loading screens when entering houses, etc) and make said buildings entirely destructible, that would be awesome.
Rocket launchers are best keys out there.
No.1402
>>1396Well, Redux is still very early in its pre-production right now. Consider the fact that the main dev team is currently focused and working hard around the clock, to push Paradise Lost out the door. That's the main focus right now. The design documents for Redux haven't even been completed, yet. The team had an artist do a redraw of P1's first stage and they knew that a remake of P1 would be their next project; so they announced it a little ahead of time as a little present on Postal's 17th anniversary. The development of Redux will kick in next year, after Paradise Lost is out.
Here's what I can tell ya right now, as far as tech/features goes:
>Unreal Engine 4>Ragdolls confirmed!>Destructible environments are under consideration>Different execution moves, per weapon, are pretty likely.Also, the
good suggestions from this thread are all compiled in a document and will be passed along to the devs, for ideas, suggestions and feedback. So keep em coming!
No.1405
include SJW and Feminist
No.1406
>>1402Flan-chan, are you going to add more levels, or expand the existing ones?
No.1413
>>1402Make it possible to beat every level without killing anyone. Not only would it be hilarious, but anyone that complains about it being too violent would only have themselves to blame.
No.1416
>>1413Postal 2 was released in 2003, chief, and we're discussing Postal 1 here.
No.1417
-i agree with different characters like a Postal Dudette who as someone else said moves quicker, probably a different play-style for each character? postal dude taking loads of damage dudette would be paper because she can move quick
-secret areas? [/spoiler] like the interior to a diner with health pick-ups, or a mini-gun in a porto-john[spoiler]
-hear me out on this one! a strip-club level, where you have a rocket launcher
-possibly threat of a pickpocket stealing a weapon or ammo?
-a gallery? or rather diary? to read the entries when you've unlocked them
-[/spoiler] co-op? i'm already buying this, but if co-op and vs. is a thing i'll give you more of my money, and shoot the extra copy into a friend's throat[spoiler]
-throwing scissors/knives?
No.1424
>>269Postal remake on the Unreal 4 Engine?
No.1428
>>1402>>1417Forgot to add this, but for what it's worth:
>Multiplayer modes confirmed!which means
>Deathmatch confirmed!>Co-Op confirmed!>>1413Wouldn't work. Postal 1 is a top-down shooter, where the level ends once you kill enough people. That'd be like putting in a way to not kill anyone in Hotline Miami. Defeats the entire purpose of the game.
I feel like I need to set up an automated bot that just posts in this thread saying "Postal 1 is different from Postal 2, guys." once per day.
No.1429
>>1428Can we get a score function and make it depend on time too? Faster clear = more score
No.1431
>>1429bonus points for minorities killed!!
No.1432
No.1443
Make a game option to turn off any violence and soggy knees.
Replace nazis with politically challenged persons and guns with walky talkies.
No.1451
Have niggers rioting and shit and they get killed ayy lmao
No.1469
A cosmetic "sequelized" mode which changes all the civvies into people wearing postal 2 shirts crying in a high pitched voice saying "why isn't this like postal 2?"
When killed they have a custom "hurr" noise that plays.
Also an optional classic mode which makes the controls backwards.
No.1474
Here's two points:
1. Make it work on systems with multiple displays. Yes, some games fuck up if you have more than one display.
2. Mark it as high-dpi aware. Annoying as fuck when games don't do this, which results in the window being (crappily) resized on high-dpi displays in windowed mode. This is easy as fuck to do. Negative point is that shit like HUD can get small but oh well.
No.1476
>>1391>And leave GG out of thisSJW detected.
No.1479
>>269I have a single request
Don't fuck up like 10tons did with the crimsonland remake/rerelease
No.1480
>>332>in order to beat the SJWs we have to become themFuck off back to reddit faggot
SJWs win when they get to define the debate, when you're arguing that wrongthink is terrible and they just have an overly narrow definition of wrongthink you're just as bad as they are.
So what if the SJWs paint 8chan as racists/sexists/homophobes/buzzword, that's already what they are doing, and as long as you continue to oppose them they'll keep doing it regardless of how fallacious it is.
You beat them by saying "Yes, I'm a racist/sexist/whatever, what are you going to do about it?".
No.1481
>>1479Well actually now that i think about it custom music support would be kinda nice too
No.1482
>>1476>b-b-but MUH INTEGRITY IN VIDYA JOURALISUMIt's fucking shit and it always will be. Fuck you, you negroid jew.
People who don't care about GG anymore arent SJWs by default. It's the same shit over and over again. I don't care, until any progress is visible you damn faggots.More weapons would be good.
No.1484
Well, control that doesn't act like Resi Evil would be cool.
Or maybe an option for [ ] Legacy Controls to toggle it.
No.1490
>>1475>>1476>>1480>>1482Come on now, fellas. Be cool!
No.1492
>>1484Legacy Controls option is a good idea
No.1494
>>1482#Gamergate is still going strong. U mad?
No.1495
No.1503
>>1496>>1494>>1495This is a POSTAL Redux thread.
Not a fucking gamergate thread.
Take your circlejerk to >>/gg/
No.1504
>>1503Yeah for real, guys.
This has gone completely off-topic.
Please keep the thread on-topic. Use a seperate thread for arguing GamerGate, or better yet, go to the GamerGate board - >>/gg/
Consider this a warning.
No.1529
>>269Holy shit I don't even care, I just want to trash the everything all over again!
No.1546
Driveable vehicles like Dodge Chargers and segways, more guns I suggest you ask /k/ for tips, no memes, satire not just concentrated on SJW's. What will multiplayer be like?
No.1550
I really want to gun/knife down Cultural Marxists/Liberals.
No.1555
>>1550I do as well. I've played Postal 2, and it's a very entertaining game. I'd Love to gun down some PCtards. (Politically Correct, Not the Holy Personal Computer Master Race.)
No.1556
VR support please. Just think of all the free publicity you'll get for making a VR murder sim. I'll let Polygon know ahead of time
No.1557
>>277You are retarded. The last thing anyone wants is giving these people more attention.
Obvious false flag is obvious as fuck.
No.1558
>>928memes only appeal to the people who won't be playing your games.
please leave them out. if you want to use a meme, you have to evolve it in some way….that is the whole idea. Simply referencing memes is literally cancer.
Please consider immersion and atmosphere. Being able to remove the HUD, prompts, hints, tutorials, etc. Braid did this really well. There is nothing more annoying than replaying a game on the nightmare difficulty and still having the game tell you how to perform basic shit with no way to turn it off.
Basically just play your own game and add in hings you think make it more immersive and engaging. More options are always better than less. You mentioned the Serious Sam remakes, and they have options out the ass.
I think it would be cool to be able to switch from isometric view to first person, but it is probably too much to ask for.
No.1560
>>1114>>1111>>1108maybe you should read the thread and realize that this is a remake of the original. They are not looking for new content to add to the core game.
You are shitting up the thread of a developer who actually came here and talked to us like humans instead of hiring a marketing team to shit up /v/ with shilling.
Kill your fucking self.
No.1561
>>1560>Kill yourselfOh can that be a new feature or is that already in the first game?
No.1562
>>1561Already in the game. Press 'k'.
No.1569
ADD SOME FUCKING INDICATOR FOR WHAT KEY TO PRESS TO GO TO THE NEXT LEVEL
Seriously, the first time around I remember hitting shit randomly on the keyboard until it worked because at 100% kills there was no message that said "nice job faggot now press F1"
No.1574
>>1569Yeah, consider that done.
We'll definitely update the level transitions.
No.1575
>>1574Don't add real-life people to the game, it will give it a bad name. Try to make everyone your supposed to kill just seem like a bad person. I'ld also really like you to focus on core mechanics and just plain next-gen graphics. It will make more casuals buy the game and I just really love gory games.
Definitely buying the game once it comes out no matter how long I will have to wait just because its a Postal game. I just hope it doesn't end out like Postal 3.
No.1578
>>281Even without adding SJWs to the game, I want to play as Hotwheels.
No.1592
>>1428>Multiplayer modes confirmed!Does this mean Postal Grill is confirmed?
No.1595
Include image sprays in multiplayer.
Gotta get dat in-game porno fix while murdering thousands of innocents with your bros.
No.1626
If not killing children is a part of the narrative, wouldn't disabling the ability to shoot in the final stage make that point clearer? Having bullets fly through them wasn't very clear, unless PD was meant to be hallucinating.
No.1630
>>1626Who are you in the game?
Like, you - the player. What's your role in the game? Are you the Postal Dude?
Or are you are the demon in his head?Postal Dude is insane. Psychotic. A murderer. But not on his own. Hell, left on his own he is completely harmless. He just stands there. That is, until you push a button on the keyboard; until you take over. You aren't Postal Dude - you control him! You drive him to commit the horrible violent acts that he does, for your own entertainment. For your amusement. Hell, you can even have him kill himself, with the push of a button, if you so choose.And then you reach that ending, faced with a level full of kids - symbols of complete purity and innocence - and you naturally have Postal dude trying to shoot them up and kill them all to no avail. And then he just collapses to the ground, and you have lost control of him. He snapped out of it.The mechanics of the game are very much connected to this. Your question presumes that the game needs to make sense and have internal consistency, which it seems to lack in this one instance. But what if this is a game that knows it's a game, and keeps that element under wraps until the very end? I mean, it's been there tangentially in that your control of him as a video game character is reflected in the game as a psychosis (a "demon") controlling him. But what if in that ending, the 4th wall just crumbles entirely and the game directly intervenes? Sort of a divine intervention in the context of the game's narrative, but in the context of you as a player, playing a video game - it's the game coming in and telling you "No, you sick fuck. I'm not gonna let you kill children!". It deems child-murder to be crossing the line, forbids you from doing it, and as punishment it just ejects you from being in control of the game. Of course, in the context of the narrative, you could also attribute it to the Dude's psychosis, and say that he was just so fucked out of his mind that he was hallucinating children, saw himself trying to murder them and the realization of how insanely wrong that is just made him kind of snap out of it, and denounce your control over him. There's a lot of you ways you could write it off in terms of the game's story, but what if in terms of it being a video game, this is the video game itself coming in and intervening with the severity of your actions?And of course, without your control, the Dude just collapses and reverts to his motionless, harmless state - put in a mental asylum to pay for the crimes that you had him commit.Or maybe they just put it in there as a fake-out for goofs. Like "hah! psych! the kids are invincible!" just for laughs. Fuck if I know.
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No.1634
>>412>>425
>>Killing kids in the elementary school isn't going to happen
>I think that would make it illegal/banned on most markets.Well you gotta get it banned in some places, that's like street cred for a game. Best if you send some cheap lawyer to try and appeal/complain about free speech limitations for media coverage.
No.1635
Can we get some sort of connection to a like minded secret organization.
Call it the stone cutters or the patriarchy.
No.1645
>>1575>Try to make everyone your supposed to kill just seem like a bad personWhy, mister anon?
No.1646
An incredible proportion of the people in this thread do not understand Postal whatsoever and I very dearly hope that nobody in RWS listens to them.
No.1652
A (secret?) cemetery level, one that keeps track of all people you killed until then. With the souls screaming in agony when you pass besides them.
And add a possibility of killing the ghosts.
No.1664
I'd like to see some kind of poison gas weapon, especially if you add the Tokyo levels.
No.1666
So, I've only just played the first level of Postal 1, but a flamethrower would be pretty cool I bet.
Also, regarding memes; one way you could include them—lots of them, even—without pissing off its fanbase would be to have you run around an anime convention or something killing THOSE people who can't go two sentences without using a meme IRL. E.G.
>"The Cake is a lie!"
>*BLAM BLAM BLAM*
>other memefag sees this
>"Don't taze me bro!"
No.1670
No.1672
Don't forget multilingual support pls.
I will never forbid the Oddworld devs for their Abe's Oddysee remake (it's shit and there's no multilingual support anymore), and I will never forget all the Myst remakes that are not multilingual.
No.1674
>>1666Theres a flamethrower in P1.
No.1680
>>1630This is actually quite genius, but it would be even better if
there was some secret or tedious way to finish the game without killing anyone. I mean, it would be a huge middle finger to people saying the game is too violent or offensive. The fact that you could point out to these people "you are only killing people because you want, you sick fuck" would be beautiful on its own. You could make them see the game is only violent because they are violent, because they are not forced to kill. Yet they did it because it's the first thing they thought of, because it was "logical", "intuitive" or even "fun".It would be like Spec Ops: The Line done well. People complained about that game's message because there was really no other way to advance in the game, and the only way to do a "pacifist" run was to shut down the console.A franchise that pulled this correctly was Metal Gear Solid. You can complete the game only killing the bosses, and in MGS4 you can even just reduce their stamina to zero to win. There is an achievement for doing so, and there is also another achievement for killing too many people (which plays a Liquid Snake audio clip saying "you enjoy all the killing, that's why!", and after some seconds Snake pukes and his psyche drops). The main difference is MGS is a stealth game and doesn't require you beating a certain number of enemies before reaching the next stage, but it does allow you to knock out people with melee attacks or the dart gun.Knocking up enemies could also apply to Postal. What if you add non-lethal melee attacks? You could punch hostile enemies until they drop unconscious to the ground, maybe even instagibbing them if you grab them by the back without the target noticing. Then, you could execute the enemy if you want in the most gruesome ways by pressing the attack button again once they are in the ground, but it wouldn't be necessary to progress. Non-lethal weaponry could be unlocked at latter levels, like rubber ball rifles, anesthetic rifles, stun grenades, tasers…Not only it would be a nice twist ("No, John. You are the demons!"), it would also add extra challenge to beat the game this way. I loved doing a no-kills no-alerts run at MGS4 simply because it's a completely different way of playing the game. No.1681
No.1682
>>1681Well, you CAN play the game stealthily. To be honest using stealth is the only way to make that game mildly interesting.
No.1687
Okay, Flan. I know the game doesn't have killable children, that's fine and all but at least redo that final level.
>It really looked like you where shooting the kids but the bullets went through them like it was bugged or no one drew the sprite gore. That's why it made no sense to a lot of people.
>Maybe improve the scene in Redux?
>I can't embed on this board bu there is the scene, see how the kids live despite clearly being on fire? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvRhC-G09X8Anyway, I think that's why people are asking for killable kids, because it looked like you were supposed to but for some reason it never worked right.
No.1694
1. Make the children in the final level not arr rook same
2. Add an option for me to have the original red trenchcoat instead of the black one
3. Apply anime
No.1697
>>1694Forgot one:
4. More NPC variety, I don't want to shoot the blue shirt civilian guy every time.
No.1737
>>1680On one hand this sounds like a genius idea but I honestly have no idea how you'd be able to do so with the gameplay. If we build on what >>1630's theory about the 'you are the demon', then maybe have it so that if the player doesn't touch or put any input for the Postal Dude for at least 2 hours, he just automatically walks to the next level. It would mean to get this good end, you'd have to literally do nothing.
No.1744
More VA lines so you don't hear the same exact thing 53 times before a new line.
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No.1755
>>1652better yet,
do not kill the ghosts. make the level part of the main storyline. Seeing the ghosts should be part of the main character's insanity. No.1758
Add edible topkek.
Add a Yee shirt.
Add dubs.
Serenely
>>/s4s/
No.1760
Locational damage. Gore.
No.1772
needs more ball pit.
No.1778
this is probably going to sound dumb as hell but how about a part where postal guy fights himself?
No.1784
make it the most mod-friendly game in the world
No.1787
>>1680You have no understanding of Postal or its ideas and not a single thing you've posted has any relevance to it. Go home; you're drunk.
No.1789
>>1687Fuck appealing to the lowest common denominator; that's not creativitiy and you will never make anything of artistic value by doing that.
If the word "artistic" triggers you, consider mentally replacing it with "creative".>>1694>1. Make the children in the final level not arr rook sameThis raises a good point in regards to how insanity ties into the direction of the game's visuals; could it be said that the game's effect is heightened by the kind of uncanny valley a point of which
>>1694 raises?
No.1801
>>1787I was replying to a developer post. If a developer says the idea behind Postal is that
you are the demons, then you are the demons, John.On top of that I don't see anything wrong with adding nonlethal melee attacks unless they plan on doing a 1:1 feature-wise remake.
No.1831
Do a map-pack type deal like the Special Deliveries pack. Have a Ferguson level.
No.1832
>>985If we replace the word "meme" with "a joke someone else thought of", would you still be conflicted?
Don't plagiarize. Do your own funny.
No.1833
Linux support would be appreciated.
>>1646They want Postal 2 again.
No.1837
>>1630What if The Dude hallucinates shooting children and snaps because of that?
I mean the "story" is that he gets evicted from his house and aims to cleanse the world of corruption, right?
Kids are super pure like you said, so when you, the player, make him shoot children, but because The Dude only aims to kill corruption, he rejects the reality that he just shot up an entire elementary school and collapses mentally because his brain can't deal with that shit?
No.1838
>>1108Fuck off an die, if you read the thread he said he's not putting in your shit-quality memes. Postal 1 is a psychotic game, not a "le me me shoot em up! Xddd"
No.1866
no memes please, it's not 'chan culture' the game it's an actual game and ham fisted attempts to put things like ball pits in it is childish and buying into the hype of the anti-SJW fever i.e shilling for /v/ which is supposedly filled with better, more intelligent people (kek).
and you
>>1108can shut the fuck up it's like i'm on /pol/ but jews got replaced with internet feminists
No.1869
A member of the Rothschilds
Jews
Anything under Marxism
Children
A wartime Transsexual, the kind the become women after serving That is packed with extreme weaponry and is crazy as fuck because PTSD wartime clearly a man tranny, must also be black.
The ABILITY TO HAVE A MOTHER FUCKING HAWKWASP GUN
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarantula_hawkIT HURTS SO HARD THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING BUT PAIN IT'S LIKE THEY'RE FORCING BUT NOTHING COMES
TOXIC WASTE MELTING FUN.
ABORTED FOETUS GRENADES
THE ABILITY TO CAUSE PREGNANT WOMEN TO MISCARRY BASED ON FEAR ALONE
EBOLA GUN, MELT OF THEIR FACES INTO BLACK EBOLA ACID BLOOD AND USE EBOLA TO RELOAD
SAVE MICHEAL JACKSONS KIDS FROM HIRED SONY MKULTRA THUGS
SKULL AND CROSSBONES SOCIETY MASSACRE
ESTROGEN GUNS, DRIVE PEOPLE MAD WITH TRANSGENDERIFICATION
WEAPONIZED HIV AND AIDS
NASHEED JUKEBOX THAT SUMMONS TERRORISTS THAT ARE PRO PALESTINE
THE ABILITY TO DECORATE YOUR HOUSE WITH BODIES, ANYTHING FROM HANGING CORPSES THAT CAN BE MUTILATED IN VARIOUS WAYS TO BLOOD POOLS AND TEMPLES OF DEATH
DRIVE CHILDREN INSANE AND INDOCTRINATE THEM TO KILL OR BE KILLED ADAM LANZA STYLE
DRIVE JOCKS INTO STEROID RAPE MURDERLORD RAGE
COOK FOOD INTO FATTY PEOPLE FAT, ACTUALLY PROVEN TO BE MORE HEALTHY THAN USING REAL TRANS FATS
DILDO WEAPONRY, DRAGON DILDOS GALORE
RIDABLE BLIMPS FOR HARDCORE HIDENBURG ACTION, RAI NA MULTITUDE OF OBJECTS ON PEOPLE YOU HATE
JOKER MODE, TIE PEOPLE UP AND DUCK TAPE GUNS TO THEM TO LOOSE HEAT AS COPS SHOOT THEM SILY BECAUSE THEY CAN'T OPERATE LIKE A MILITART FORCE WORTH FOR SHIT.
GIVE KIDS REAL GUNS AND WATCH THE FUN, GET PEOPLE KILLED LIKE A MANIPULATIVE SOCIOPATH YOU ARE
PUT CORPSES IN LOCKERS WITH DEATH NOTES, STALK YOUR VICTIMS.
ACTUAL FUNCTIONAL LORE FRIENDLY MASON MAGIC.
No.1872
>>1869YOU'RE a dragon dildo
No.1873
have an option to play the game with the original control scheme (and maybe an achievement if someone does it)
Call the original control scheme: "retarded as fuck"
No.1876
Please have a Hatred reference in there somewhere. Like a guy with long black hair who keeps saying that his name is not important.
No.1896
Make it so that there's an unlocckable mode where everything is voiced in Japanese, which you unlock by killing enough Asians in the game, and you're in the Akihabara district killing weeaboos, Otakus, crossdressers, both cosplay and non cosplay, the last two varieties but they're trannies instead, and have J-POP play during the massacre as the voices of old Japanese leaders plague your mind to comment on the degradation of the Akihabara district from it's high point in technologivccal advanced they were predicted by the US to have in the 90's plagued by anime crap and the like.
Best of all?
In the Japanese version, this mode is freely unlocked, and the Japanese have to unlock FREEDOM MODE in which they play a generic American badass making poorly translated American quotes who goes about getting up in every body Elses shit like he rules the world.
The kicker of this mode is that the music and head voices all reflect everything he says and does is controlled and regulated over the course of FREEDOM mode, and it shows you how not free he really is.
No.1936
Working multiplayer.
No.1940
>>1936I would also like to see a playable demo. Nothing fancy, just a couple of levels that you can also play online with people. That way people will be able to try it before buying,
without pirating it. No.2003
>>1896Except Japan never got a release and only a bootleg port of Postal
No.2005
If someone is attacking you from behind a building, give him an outline so he doesn't fucking wittle you down without ever knowing where he is.
Also, save where you ARE in a level, and not WHAT level you're on.
No.2006
Also, crosshairs crosshairs crosshairs.
Or maybe just a frigging laser
No.2007
>>1575>I just hope it doesn't end out like Postal 3
>not being developed by RussiansWe're fine.
No.2115
>>1630Fuck you Flan, it's lazy and you know it.
It goes without saying, it's RWS' game, if you want the ending to look buggy and unfinished then go aheadAnyways, I'm more interested in pic-related. Has Kevin Levine contacted you yet? When will this game ever come out?
No.2277
>>269An ability to resize the game into windowed/fullscreen mode would help dearly.
No.2279
>>763The Postal Dude's psychopathy not being explainable is what makes it so good; All the fan theories and such….
No.2280
How about the ability to duct tape guns together? In postal 1, the machine gun is supposed to be an M16, but it looks nothing like an M16. (Also, I'd love to get the sound effects for the guns in game.)
Maybe some References to Doom or Doom 2?
No.2283
Make it seriously fucked up and disturbing as you can (to creepypasta levels and then some more), etc.
Maybe a level creator like Doom Builder, etc…
No.2290
>>1680>Knocking up enemies could also apply to Postal. I suppose that would give you something else to do while your fly is unzipped….
No.2343
Postal 1 Redux should have NO Memes, Furries, Bronies, SJWs, Anita, or any of that shit.
That would immediately shatter the psychological horror aspect and make the game even more laughably edgy than Hatred.
As with a steam workshop, tread lightly.
No.2361
>>269How about making the next level control customizable?
I nearly broke my keyboard trying to press F1 to advance to the final level.
No.2375
bump
No.2839
Warning; Autism Levels At Maximum. Proceed At Your Own Risk…
Personally, I want the gameplay to be true to the original, but obviously improved and brought to today's standards.
Also, make the levels bigger and much more interactive and alive, the originals were very static and dull (though that can be forgiven considering the time the game came out)
Some comedy is fine, but not to where it's South Park. If anyone's ever played Harvester from 1996, I think that's a good place to draw inspiration from in terms of the game's tone/atmosphere. Dark as all hell, but with a comedic quirkiness to it all.
One last thing; the story. I'm under the very firm belief that a game doesn't need some academy award winning plot to it all, to quote John Carmack "Story in a game is like a story in a porn movie. It's expected to be there, but it's not that important". That said, I feel that the remake would miss it's mark without some sort of plot. Nothing convoluted or intrusive, but just some kind of lore that the player can discover as the game goes on, showing the Postal Dude's view of the world as well as the world the game takes place in.
A "theme", if you will, that the original was trying to convey (though not very well) was whether or not the Dude was fighting against something evil or if he was just psychotic. I feel that if that sort of dynamic would make the remake much more effective at messing with the player's head as well as make it more memorable. Nothing says schizophrenic mind fuck then some Stephen King/Lovecraft-ness.
Alright, Assburger seizure done. Wish you guys the best of luck!
No.2854
>>269I highly suggest you take all these with a grain of salt, since a good percentage of them is just adding SJWs and other assorted cancer into the game.
No.2855
>>269But in all seriousness, make the next level control customizable. I nearly broke my keyboard trying to press F1 to advance to the final level, as seen in
>>2361 .
No.3154
So, any news on this game? Is it still slated for this year?
No.3178
>>592
>DRM-free… on Steam
You mean the DRM platform?
Yeah, I'm not buying a Steam DRM locked game - if the developers value their title so little that it sounds right to them for a person to get the best version of it by actively choosing not to give them money for it, that's not a good sign.
No.3200
>>346
>Running should be on by default, no need to hold down a button for 90% of the game.
Run button was changed to a walk button in the latest update of Postal 1.
Yay.