No.553
and the fingers are still attached, thank you very much.
No.562
What's with all the 1024x768 screenshots on this board? It's not 2003 anymore, is it?
No.572
>>562I'm too fucking lazy to take my own screenshot, and even if I did, it'd be 800x600 because I'm a sick fuck who plays in a window.
This is about the boomerang machete and how it's one of the coolest fucking weapons in vidya ever.
No.579
>>562pls no bullying people with small screens
No.581
I once threw too many and crashed the game.
No.595
Seriously, why even use any other melee weapon than the Machete?
The Sledgehammer and the Scythe basically have the same effect but a much lower attack rate, and I don't think the extra range (if there even is any) helps much.
No.599
Plague-infested severed heads.
>>562>Preferring soulless LCD to warmth of old-faithful CRT No.600
>>595Sledgehammer has better hit sound and crushed heads
Scythe cuts people in half
Postal is about fun, not maximising DPS
No.601
Making trickshots with it was quite fun.
I prefer sledgehammer though, mostly because I fucking hate kicking doors every time I need to get somewhere.
No.902
>>579I'll bully your cock, gayboy
No.911
>>595The Scythe can cut through multiple enemies at the same time, so it becomes very useful in buildings and where enemies are able to block thrown machetes.
No.916
It's like bowling, only cooler.
No.917
>>601Speaking of hammers, anyone else used to have hammer toss duels on multiplayer?
So fucking fun.
No.918
>>917I preferred trying to kick people into that propeller on the junkyard map. Preferably from the rocket launcher hill.
No.961
>infinite ammo
>indoors
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTATATATATATATATATATATATATTATATATATATTATATATTATATATTATATAT with machetes
>mfw
No.990
>>961You are now imagining the capabilities of a Vulcan cannon firing machetes at approximately 6,000 MPM (Machetes per minute)
No.991
>>990>not 10000 rpm MPM GSh-6-23You're a smalltime, anon.
No.1004
>Sniff some catnip
>Run around slicing people to bits in midair like fucking MGR
No.1005
>>961The best part is that they ricochet off eachother in mid air.
No.1333
>best weapon
>not the scythe
its like you dont WANT to decapitate an entire family in one throw!
No.1350
>not unleashing your inner doomguy
No.1357
molotov cocktail
setting people on fire and watching them run around is more fun than decapitation. also pissing them out is also fun.
No.1410
>>553Protip: The sawn-off break action shotgun is like a cutting weapon, only ranged
No.1414
>>1350>>1410This. The Sawn-Off is beyond based.
No.1419
Napalm piss.
No.1426
>>1425Also this;
>>1350>>1410>>1414So fucking good.
>Turn on cheats. >Turn the world into bloody chunks.I should probably take a screenshot of that the next time I decide to go postal.
No.1434
>in enhanced mode you can use the shovel to fly, just like in Smod
even though this was most likely just because of intervention by the guy named Postal (the guy whose ass you can see in Mike J's super friendship club) and not because any of the devs have actually played Smod
No.1456
Anon knows how to make fried people?
No.1498
>>1456Yep.
Taze - burn - piss - enjoy
No.1521
>>1410>>1414Does anyone knows where the Sawn-Off appears after getting thrown into the joint by the military in Apocalypse Weekend?
No.1538
>>1521The second cafeteria, on one of the tables.