No.801
How the hell did you manage to sell Postal 1 and Postal 2 so cheaply on steam during that sale? I think I paid about $1.50 for both games all told, and I really thank you guys because I've been thinking about buying this game for years (but I am poorfag with no disposable income). I just wonder how you're making any dough when you're only asking for the linty change from the couch cushions.
Was that a voluntary sale, or did Gaben hold you up against a wall and bully you until you relented?
No.835
digital copies of games are worth literally nothing, that's how steam can slash prices like that all the time, and how the pirate bay can keep their eternal 100% off sale going.
No.837
>>835TPB still exists? I thought the spooks torched it
No.1086
I'm sure RWS made most of the money they were ever going to make from POSTAL 1 back in '97. Postal 2 is one of those games where everyone's probably already played it at some point, but may pick it up on a whim for cheap.
I think… And don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure the RWS guys have day jobs other than being game devs.
No.1088
>>1086The dev guys did have day jobs, for a while, yeah.
Now there's Steam sales to carry them through.
No.1089
>>1088Just how much DO you make from those Steam sales? I mean, they sell so cheap…
No.1094
>>1089Well, I can't disclose exact sums (not that I even know them; I'm not an employee so I don't see any of that money), but from what I hear - it's some pretty good dosh.
No.1105
No.1107
>>1105Just a friend.
A friend who
does it for free.
No.1119
>>1107What do you mean? Are you saying you don't receive any kind of financial compensation for shitposting with ut?
No.1126
>>1119As hard to believe as it may be - no. There's not much of a market for professional shitposters anymore.
Times are tough, you know.
No.1132
No.1133
>>1119Only SJWs work for free.
No.1136
>>1126I'm sorry to hear that m8. Maybe once the new games are out you'll get hired to funpost full time.
No.1138
>>1132>>1133Gr8 b8 m8. I r8 8/8.
No.1140
>>1136Only if
_funposting ever becomes a profitable skill, I'm afraid…
But thanks for the kind words, mate!
No.1146
Yeah we do well even at those prices, P2 has had a very long tail on Steam, partly due to the support it's been given and adding features like workshop, ect.
No.1150
>>1146Hire Flan-chan to funpost, m8. He's great at it.
No.1153
>>1150>Flan-chanNow there's a new title for me! Sounds very qt and flattering. I shall wear it with pride!
No.1157
>>1153You even have your own theme song now, Flan-chan! It's called "Flanfly"
or "Un Owen Was Her" if you're a faghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jJZA-O_B78 No.1158
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>>1153Flan-Chan?
More like Flan-8-Chan!
*cricket sounds*
I'll let myself out.
No.1159
>>1157Beautiful!
I'll have it play on loop, everytime I funpost here, from now on.
No.1164
No.1165
>>1164Well, I don't know about that…
But I can sure try!
No.1166
>>1164Jeez. Its bullet hells like these that make me realize how fucking easy ours are these days.
No.1171
>>1166It's sad that most posters today don't know that 2hu is actually great gameplay wise and not "le Japanese mlp xDDDD"
That's Kancolle No.1173
>>1171>That's KancolleI dunno, anon. At least it's not degenerate to be sexually attracted to Kancolle characters.
… it will never be degenerate to have a weakness for whale-tail. Ever. Even if most people surprisingly don't even know what that means.
No.1174
>>1173Eh, I'm degenerate either way, I like both. I've even pre-ordered GSC's Wo figure.
No.1178
>>1174Will you be hotgluing it for us?
No.1181
>>1178That's lewd, m8.
Yes, check /a/ after she's released No.1192
>>1107Do they at least hand you a hotpocket every now and then?
No.1202
>>1192Oh yeah, they toss one my way every so often. It lands on the floor most of the time, so it's got hairs all over it… but still tastes good!
No.1409
>>801Protip: Don't tell anyone but it's part of a top secret business strategy involving Postal 2: Paradise Lost