No.819
What would a Postal Anime be like?
No.820
Posta-ru?
No.843
fucking gay kill yourself weeb faggot
No.846
It'd be a SoL anime
No.906
>>843Come on now, play nice!
No.909
No.920
it'd be a cute girl slaying cute things
No.959
It would be a violent parody of slice-of-life anime.
No.1035
It would be Hellsing Ultimate with less vampires and more racism.
No.1050
>>1035Yeah, basically. Hellsing with all the quirks of Postal. Don't expect moeshit from a game like this
No.1064
No.1076
I think it should star "The Postal Loli," and be about her everyday life and how she comes home to "The Postal Loli's Tsuntsun" at the end of each day.
No.1081
>>1076Sounds good to me!
Modders??
No.1098
instead of the sickly green piss…what'd the loli have, off color vaginal discharges? Trying to think how it could work in postal 2 for keks and giggles.
No.1100
>>959I would watch the shit out of this
No.1103
>>1098Oh shit i'm sorry
I mean for the STD/sickness chapter, off course. Trying to imagine the dudette piss on someone is hilarious as well.
No.1115
I'd actually really like to see a POSTAL anime. I don't know why, hell, it doesn't even make sense to exist, but I'd fucking love it.
No.1116
>>1081Modders can't draw, m8. The only ones who could possibly do a Postal SoL anime are KyoAni.
No.1938
>Postal VN
>Postal 1-styled segments in between VN portions
>MC is insane
>Harem of imaginary characters, all in MC's brain
>MC kills to protect the girls
>girls follow MC around during gameplay portions
>if someone touches one of the girls, they become "contaminated"
>contaminated girls must be executed
>executions damage other relationships
No.1952
>>1103Instead of green piss, it should be EMERALD green piss.
No.1955
>watching cartoons for degenerates
No.1956
Why isn't there an option to run around in those creepy uncanny animu costumes?
No.1959
>>1955Get the fuck out /pol/.Just beacuse you are paranoid and racist does not mean we are.
No.1964
Black lagoon but without the side characters, more stereotypes, more racism, more Gary Coleman and the jew would probably be dead.
No.1972
>>1959If I ignore the problem it'll go away!
No.2017
>>959>>1100Isn't that just Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-Chan? But hell I'd still watch a Postal anime. The got a special release of the first one too.
No.2022
Option 1: Just translate the game's concept directly into anime form. Every episode is about Postal Dude running a different errand, and every time people act stupid and violent and racist and hilarious and postal dude ends up killing a bunch of them and pissing on their corpses just to get through the day.
Option 2: Postal Dude is replaced by a cute little girl, and has to do cute little girl things instead of running errands. The violence level is still off the charts, however. Bonus points if she keeps Postal Dude's voice.
Option 3: Adventure style. Postal Dude and sidekick Gary Coleman go on a quest to do something, I don't know. Maybe kill Joe Lieberman or destroy the main headquarters of RWS? Something like that. In traditional Shounen style, colorful characters are met everywhere, and every conflict is settled with an incredibly overblown and overdramatic fight, but unlike a Shounen anime, fights are done with explosives and improvised bludgeons instead of super-powered martial arts, and they end with excessively gory death instead of the standard Shounen KO while covered in hash lines.
No.2117
>>2022I would like a Jojo/moe style Postal anime in that it stars a Postal Loli like option 2 but it starts out based on the first Postal for the first part of it, is based on Postal 2 for the second part, and then is based on option 3 for the third part.
No.2145
It would be shit
Like all anime
I actually like anime, I like pissing off weebs more
No.2190
I just imagine Postal Dude running to RWS studio's with a slice of bread in his mouth