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Board Guidelines Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 20:43:16 No.1[Reply]

There are many many boards for social misfits on halfchan and fullchan, nonetheless there are still plenty of normals that browse said places. If you don't like talking in a thread about a topic only to have someone come in to brag about their sex life, then this place is for you.

This board will not be as strict as Wizardchan as there will not be bans over small offenses.

This board has only a couple of rules which will be updated as needed:

1) This is a board for kissless, hugless, virgin men to talk among themselves. Anyone mentioning, gloating, or discussing their ex gfs, gfs, sexual experiences, FWBs, or wives will be immediately banned.

2) No CP

Outside of this, there is no limit to discussion that can occur on this board. Hopefully anyone who comes here will enjoy themselves.

Anyone who wishes to volunteer can contact my Skype at: alovefortomorrow

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Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 22:59:29 No.14

I fuck my gf in the pooper

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shilling new board Anonymous 11/30/15 (Mon) 23:55:44 No.29 [Reply]

Greetings /kv/!

after you're done discussing life as a kv, why not come over and check out a promising new board >>>/brownpill/ and have some fun!

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Anonymous 05/18/15 (Mon) 01:25:09 No.25 [Reply]

Why did you promote your board on r9gay?

Did you really think you wouldn't get the normies from there?

Anonymous 09/07/15 (Mon) 02:23:26 No.28

>what is moderation

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Anonymous 08/31/15 (Mon) 02:12:11 No.27 [Reply]

cheers kv

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fg Anonymous 05/13/15 (Wed) 17:57:47 No.23 [Reply]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

niggers!

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Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

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Anonymous 05/20/15 (Wed) 07:21:08 No.26

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I don't care Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 22:57:19 No.13 [Reply]

20 y.o. kv here. I'm not fat/ugly/dirty/whatever, I am rather mediocre/bad in social interactions, but I still have a common sense, so it's never to the point of being "creepy" or "weird". Despite all of that, I never even felt the need to find myself a gf. I suppose it ould be nice to have one, but I don't feel like searching for one or even trying particulary hard. I suppose I'm just on my way to wizardhood. Do you feel the same? Have you thrown away the filthy normie-tier pleasures of the flesh and devoted your life to ascention into the higher plain of existance?

Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 23:03:41 No.16

I just want girl feet on my face. I'm thinking of getting an escort to do it. Maybe I can make a female friend from /cgl/ or something and get it from her.

I'm pretty bad socially as well. What kind of spaghetti do you spill OP?

Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 23:13:57 No.18

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>>13

>Do you feel the same?

I actively avoid women in any intimate context, they are parasites and as long as I have internet porn I won't need them.

Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 23:39:39 No.19

>>13

I'm 19 year old k.v. I'm honestly not emotionally attracted to girls anymore, though I do notice when they are physically attracted.

And like you, I wouldn't mind having one but I honestly don't care either way and I'm not gonna try looking for one.

Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 23:54:53 No.22

>>13

I do feel the same. Although I've had "gfs" before and therefore do not qualify for hugless kissless, i've never had sex with either of them. To be honest I hated kissing, it feels unnatural, forced by society and generally awkward. I've never actively tried to get a girl, they always came to me first.

Honestly, it was just annoying, there are so many responsibilities from having a gf. Eventually I started to ignore them. I prefer enjoying my hobbies and talking to friends over a beer or something.

go ahead and ban me, i just wanted to say this without some faggot coming in and bragging about hurr durr i fuk biches erryday u loser

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The Chadest 05/12/15 (Tue) 23:53:23 No.21 [Reply]

Man all this pussy feels greeeeeeeat.

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board rules Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 23:02:00 No.15 [Reply]

What if I am a kissless, hugless, virgin manchild who wants to mention, gloat and discuss the pretend sex I am having with my waifu?

Legit question.

Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 23:05:42 No.17

Mod here. Waifu stuff is A-ok OP.

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Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 22:41:33 No.7 [Reply]

finally a normfag free zone..thank you

let's get an OC thread going

Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 22:41:49 No.8

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Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 22:42:35 No.9

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Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 22:42:46 No.10

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Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 22:43:22 No.11

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FIRST DUBS NIGGA

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Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 21:06:26 No.2 [Reply]

I fucked my gf

thoughts?

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Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 21:09:07 No.3

ban me faggot

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Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 22:26:03 No.6

did it feel good?

as in the same feeling I get when im fucking my gf?

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Should I tell my wife about my kinky EX GF? Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 22:12:32 No.5 [Reply]

Should I tell my wife about ALL of my old girlfriends? One girlfriend was a real freak and love kinky shit. I've never told my wife about her. What should I do?

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Rape Anonymous 05/12/15 (Tue) 22:00:16 No.4 [Reply]

So I was raping this girls ass hole last night and it got me thinking, am I still a virgin? I have only raped and only anus.

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