Hey let's have a thread for this.
Basically everything is welcome;
false cognates (words in different languages that look like they could easily be cognates, but knowing the actual etymology tells you they aren't)
distant cognates (I'm saying distant because the interesting part here is where a word travels to the other side of the continent)
false friends (words that are either homophones or close homophones in two languages, but have wildly different meanings — but sometimes they may be true cognates and differ in meaning due to semantic drift)
pic related, cognates like that (or fucking ananas) aren't interesting and therefore not welcome