>be you
>win contest for a kayaking race, even though you don't know how to kayak
>look in mirror
>you're 11
>win a Camera
>camera is flat, but folds into 3d camera
>lolidunnoimjustadog.jpg
>next day
>taking photos
>member of cia tells you to stop in your tracks
>CIA takes you on a rollercoaster
>through motherfucking italy
>from us to italy
>then see Champs du soleil (you think that's what it's called)
>go into it
>into it
>infinitely
>talks to you while on the coaster
>coaster is loud as shit, yet he talks in a normal voice, and is clear
>"Listen anon. That camera is a anomalous reality bending device"
>nod your head
>"Here, take a picture of me"
>Take pic
>pic looks fucking jarbled, but still comprehensible.
You could tell what it was, but it wasn't. Hard to explain
>"You see? Now look at my face"
>Face is jarbled.
>8.7 gigawat
>scared
>fall out of coaster
>Being scared like a pussy
>waving arms n shit
>ciabro just standing there all cool, also free falling.
>black hole downwards
>"And that's what happens"
>"Anything I see anymore becomes bended."
>"I can fix this...if you give the camera, anon"
>no.jpg
>"Anon please"
>take photo of myself
>BWAHAHAHA!
>dunno wat do
>Start accidentally skinning myself
>wtf
>Give him the damn camera.
>Gives YOU a new camera
>leaves
>Still INSIDE THE FUCKING CHAMPS DU SOLEIL
>STILL SOMEHOW INSIDE CONCRETE
>STRANDED ON A FUCKING ROLLERCOASTER
>Cont.