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Meta Thread -- The One and Only

This is a board for leftists to use for any topics. Shitpost here instead of the other boards or if you want a break from /pol/.

Global rules apply.

No board rules.

Moderation will aim to keep the board usable (e.g. stopping spam).

ITT:

>questions

>feedback

>banners

>flags

>requests to add a board below

>and so on and so on

You can post these elsewhere but I'll only guarantee to look at what's posted here. The one exception to the lax moderation is that this thread stays on topic.

Other Boards

Page: https://8ch.net/leftyb/comrades.html

General

>>>/leftypol/ Lefty political discussion

>>>/leftpol/ Alternative to /leftypol/

>>>/leftyk/ Guns

>>>/gnussr/ I'd just like to interject for a moment.

>>>/freedu/ Read a book

Tendencies

>>>/marx/ Tankies

>>>/anarcho/ Anarkiddies

>>>/ussr/ Sovietboos

>>>/juche/ Best Korea

Fun

>>>/leftyweebpol/ Weebshit

>>>/gulag/ Where you belong

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New benis/bussy/lewding thread

Last thread reached post limit, lets continue where we left off.

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the slowest circlejerk ever

if anyone ever happens to come by this place again

get comfy in here and just post whatever

someone might respond, eventually

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Find a better one. I'll wait.

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Russians post-USSR were the original doomers.

What could be more hopeless than living in the remains of a once-great Socialist state?

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Commie Anthro thread

This is a thread that users can choose to post all the leftist anthro shit you guys might want to post. Nazi-fur criticism, pro-soviet/anti-nazi memes, discussions, lewds (spoilered) is welcome.

Scaly, Furry, etc. anything goes.

Posting this in leftyb because, making a separate board for such a niche thing is retarded, and because /fur/ and /leftypol/ are extremely anal about this topic. Basically a thread to fulfill any leftists furry-posting urges.

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Anime

Anime

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Soy

Wouldn't incels be happier if they took the trappill?

Will traps gonna get soy according to their need in communism?

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Memes

Socialist meme thread, post your best lefty memes, infographs, quotes, screenshots and other such image media.

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Ленин — гриб

Was Lenin a mushroom?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenin_was_a_mushroom

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Please don't bother reading this, it's entirely a shitpost.

Uh, guys, i think i'm doing it wrong. I was reading that "fuck niggers" thread that got deleted and some guys brought up IR cuck shit. Since i'm a former racist, i realize that this should have turned me on as i am a white man who should be protective of white women and who should be aroused when my protection fails, but it didn't. I literally can't fap to IR cuck porn anymore because i'm not a racist like i was a few years ago. The skin color hardly makes a difference to me, so now it's just straight-up hotter to watch kinky shit like sleeping sex or wincest or just gay shit, and IR porn is literally less hot than any of that because i no longer look at the skin color and feel disgusted arousal anymore. What's wrong with me? Has being a leftist non-racist made me immune to being an IR cuck? Should i become a racist again so that i can properly fap to IR porn?

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Lefty Porn, hentai and other lewd stuff

Post your leftist NSFW stuff in this thread for fun, fapping and potential memes.

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/belarus/

share them 🅱️elarus memes if any

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Communist Military Tech art

Post Communist military art like pic related

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Soviet Music Thread

Post music of the USSR and other socialist states.

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GIVE ME A FUCKING DISCORD LINK WHERE IT ISN'T FULL OF REACTIONARIES HOLY FUCK WHY IS THIS SO HARD

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If Mario is a communist, why is he always grabbing coins?

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/leftytg/ Thread #1

Post about traditional games ITT. Wargames, roleplaying games, board games, card games, whatever.

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Futurejamz

Wtf happened to men who spin on their heads?

Where is the future I dreamed of?

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Just Empire Things

>you elect a socialist to city council

hey boy time for some 🇺🇸 freedom 🇺🇸

>someone finds a barrel of oil sitting around the place

y'all niggas need 🇺🇸 democracy 🇺🇸

>genocide

🦗 🦗

>chemical warfare

🦗 🦗

>settler colonialism

🦗 🦗

>poverty

🦗 🦗

>human trafficking

🦗 🦗

>somebody in Hollywood grabbed a boob 30 years ago

THIS IS THE ISSUE OF OUR GENERATION

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OC thread 4.0

OC thread 4.0

we should establish a new thread dedicated to leftist original content (memes, infographs, art, videos, music, etc.)

Feel free to post original content you've made, or OC someone else recently made which you would like to share.

Or, collaborate on improving content within this thread.

Unlike the /leftypol/ this will allow full NSFW content to be posted

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/pol/ containment thread

I literally can't get enough cuck porn. If I had a girlfriend I'd want to watch her get railed all day every day by bigger stronger alphas.

I have a fantasy of being on my hands and knees forced to eat out of a dog bowl while I watch my girlfirend get gangbanged by a pack of wild studs

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In '38

released this

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.

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lewd thread

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TikTok Girl

So I was watching a TikTok compilation when I see this beautiful girl that almost gave me a heart attack with her stunning looks, I am hopelessly in love with her. Can you help me figure out what her name is or anything? Anything Helps.

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Hate to break it to you guys, but all value is subjective, surplus value doesn't exist and wealth is not a zero sum game.

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The Golden Path

For Shitposting within Shitposting

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THIS IS A BLACK SUPREMACY BOARD NOW

We own this board now cumskin, ain't nothin' you weak snowfags gonna do about it.

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General lewds/fetishes/ERPing/anything really

Just realized we didn't have one yet so here we go, just a general thread to post shit that doesn't really need its own stuff and/or just a place that'll hopefully be broad enough to stay active.

ITT: Feel free to post lewds(2D only), your fetishes, fantasies, lewd talks, cute stuff, hugs, lewd hugs, preferably with some sort of leftist tones,aesthetics but it doesn't really matter. No judging or calling people's interests weird or garbage, no gore, no 3D, no explicit CP, but otherwise post even your weirdest shit cause why not.

Get comfy, settle down and share those lewds buckos.

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Anarchism Criticism and Complaint thread

To let out steam for socialists frustrated with anarchists and looking for a place to post about it without triggering anyone.

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Putting theory into practice!

Is this good socialist praxis?

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Going back to the basics

Friendly reminder that you should take to heart the three necessary conditions to determine what isn't Socialism. If you can't names these conditions by heart, you will not be able to establish Socialism without the internet. You should be able to go without a computer and internet for years, and as a hypothetical president you should be able to establish Socialism without even googling it.

The first condition established under Socialism is, most importantly, the nationalization of all industry and MOP, as well as infrastructure such as railways and airports.

The second condition established under Socialism is the abolition of usury, rent, fiat currency, and the presumed replacement of these things; the total abolition of rent and usury, and the replacement of fiat currency with either physically valuable coins or with labor credits - money tied either to direct value, or directly tied to the amount of labor performed by an individual. Labor currency must not be transferrable.

The third condition established under Socialism is the democratization of the workplace and workers' self-management. This can be achieved using something similar to Cockshott's concept of CyberSocialism or through a system such as Project CyberSyn in Chile under Allende. Production must not be restricted by what is or is not "profitable", and must be performed to fit the needs of the nation and its people.

If you can't name these necessary determining factors off the top of your head in describing Socialism, you have some more reading to do. Furthermore, you should be able to name these things in debate. There are far too many people misconstruing Socialism as nonsensical situations where the government does a whole lot of stuff in the economy, or when there is an all-female main cast for a Ghostbusters film. We must dispel this through simplicity - simply name the necessary factors to determine Socialism and explain them thoroughly. That is all that is necessary. Race, gender, and bureaucracy are not things that represent Socialist economic principles, and it is up to each and every one of you to ensure that the stupid fucks that think that they are should be called out for being so ignorant. In fact, you should be able to name these economic principles as well as resort to name-calling and threats of violence. Violence and insults are all our enemy understands, after all. What is most important is that the meaning of Socialism should be abundantly clear to everyone. That is our primary goal, right now.

There's too much bullshit surrounding Socialism and all the threads clarifyin what it is always go on to a tangent. I want you to partake in an exercize with me BEFORE POSTING ANYTHING ELSE, first simply list the three necessary conditions of Socialism.

>The complete nationalization / collectivization of the MOP and industry / infrastructure

>The complete abolition of usury / fiat / rent and all forms of renumeration

>The total Democratization of the workplace and workers' self-management

I SAY AGAIN: BEFORE POSTING IN THIS THREAD, MAKE A POST STATING THESE THREE CONDITIONS AS THE ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF A SOCIALIST ECONOMY. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO NAME THESE CONDITIONS, EXPLAIN WHY. We must do our best to clarify what Socialism is to the masses, so we must clarify it to ourselves as well.

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>lefties need a separate /b/ so nobody triggers them or posts anything non-kosher

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Do you guys play minecraft? i only have the Windows 10 version, i saw an offer i couldn't pass

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The doomer diaspora

The most revolutionary group of people living right now are the "doomers". Where else can you find someone as likely as they to actually become martyrs for the working class? Many of them are suicidal, many of them go outside at night just walking around hoping to die, many hang out in parks and other areas hoping to be murdered. This is a demographic of alienated people which we must devote our attention to - they are, after all, the epitome of the suffering worker.

>>>/doomer/

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Circumcision Containment Thread

If you want to talk about circumcision for/against, do it here and stop bothering dudes just trying to post hog.

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Blood Minerals: A Warhammer 40K Quest

The Story So Far:

Dunroamin VI was a planet formerly known as a prosperous mining world before it fell into complete anarchy after the assassination of the planetary governor Frazer Mackenzie and his entire extended family in the event that among the populace became known as “The Slaughter.”

The ever-expanding Tau Empire were the first to arrive and take advantage of the chaotic state that the planet was currently in, sending their Fire Caste troops onto the surface of the planet to seize control of it, then came the Imperium with their massive fleets of ships and the endless numbers of expendable guardsmen ready to die in the service of the Emperor to retake the planet from the foul xenos.

Last but not least came the Greenskins who after eliminating both the Imperium and the Tau's naval superiority by ramming their own vessels into the remnants of both fleets and headed ground side to fight whoever they came across on the surface and loot any and all equipment left behind in battle by the other armies and turning said equipment against their former users with a level of creativity only an Ork could possibly muster.

With no side having any clear advantage, the fighting on the planet soon descended into a stalemate as everyone dug in and prepared for a drawn out conflict among the ruins of the planet.

The planet's remaining civilian population is split among four main factions, those who wish to remain loyal to the Imperium, the Tau sympathizers who have accepted the xeno philosophy of the Greater Good and the Black Front, a loose alliance of different underground political groups that aims to establish a society independent from the influence of the Imperium or anyone else for that matter.

Finally, there are the disorganized groups of Chaos cultists that have come out of the hiding and now roam the countryside looking for both converts and sacrifices to the ruinous powers from among the desperate populace.

Among the ruins that made up the remnants of the planet's capital, a lonely being twitched and a sharp intake of air could be heard as the shrouded form of the being began moving within the pile of debris.

This is where our story begins...

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Translation Thread 2.0

Translation Thread!

Translation Anon here; I translated most Cyrillic language posts on leftybooru, however since not a lot of people visit that site and because our German-speaking anon, Tomoko-Stalinstache poster suggested it, I made a translation thread on /leftypol/. Because that one has derailed a bit and is doing rather poorly in terms of bumps (not to mention /leftypol/ itself being rather irritating at the present), I decided to make one on this board, as it is slower and cleaner.

- Fraternity Of The Peoples Is A Great Power, The Party Of The People's Fraternity Has Risen Up!

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<script> alert('8CH is gay'); </script>

That is all faggots

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this place seems /comfy/ as fuck.

post ur cocks, /leftyb/, i wanna see all ur commie cocks and fantasize about them in my mouth

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You are now reading this in jarjar binks voice.

*oink oink*

Where are my estrogen pills?

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When did you realize that politics is just another hobby like anime and vidya?

>newcomers are looked down upon

>drama and e-celeb bullshit everywhere

>extreme sectarianism is encouraged

>nostalgia for some kind of "golden age"

>memes

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This is the most pathetic board on 8channel

t. based 4chan Right winger

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Is he, dare I say it, our guy?

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Alternative Opinions

Here, we discuss thoughts and sentiments that mainline lefties would scowl/exasperate/facepalm at.

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Far left youtubers in your country? i live in México and i'm lost in where to start.

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can someone find me a shota holding a gun and wearing a commie hat so I can destroy the liberals

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Stop medposting of /tv you fucking mutts

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Muammar Qaddafi

I miss him. What news of the green resistance? I've heard his son's partaking in Libyan politics, and greens are trying to retake Tripoli. Is this true? Will we see Jamahiriya return?

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Can everyone get car loan?

Hi

I read an article which said not everyone will get a car loan even from a bad credit car loan provider (https://www.ottawabadcreditcarloans.ca). Is it true? Then why do they claim to provide 100% loans?

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lol so true

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Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.43643347

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>be me

>just graduated The frankfurt school of witchcraft and wizzardry

>become a level 10 cultural marxist

>tries to level up

>tries everything:preping bulls ,helping immigrants traverse mediterranean

>i litteraly took a hammer and started smashing every Roman and Greek statue i see to destroy western civilazation™

>get in jail for destruction of property

>luckily my friend levl 99 Jewish overlord George Soros frees me and give me 10000 soros bucks for my endeavors

>get an idea

>buy a bunch of cheap prostitues

>put them in a warehouse

>ocasionaly invite some people of colour in

>they all get pregnant

>mfw i get to level 25 instantly

>they leave the kids to me

>i raise them to porn,rap music and read them a buzzfeed article every night

>after 2 days i get an army of big buff people of colour

>i send them to rape every white woman they see

>also cuck every white man they see

>they impregnate and cuck an entire city

>mfw i'm instantly a level 80 cultural marxist now

i think i found a way to cheat the system boys

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>be me

>be strong manly manly alpha man

>expose soy beans for making men grow vaginas

>take 2 pills of brain force™ everyday

>decide one day to see what written on the side of the bottle

>"contains soy"

<FUCK

>dick feels a bit wierd

>nails sudenly grow

>hair grows

>voice get higher and higher

>dick just falls off and a vagina grows into its place

>i;m in a great deal of pain

>suddenly get a love for minority and hate for expensive rent

>suddenly want to dye my hair pink and drink soy lattes

fuck guys,i'm taking now a social study course wtf do i do?

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This whole board is pretty sad. I guess /b/ was too diverse in views so you had to make your own echo chamber version of /b/.

Doesn't that feel sad?

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GRITTY WHERE

moar grit

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Have you considered that deodorant is pure marketing? It's a product designed to satisfy a need that doesn't really exist. Why would humans want to not smell each other? Our sense of smell evolved at the same time as our body making the smells. You can be conditioned to prefer certain olfactory palettes just like with your sense of taste and cuisine, though, so once people were hooked smelling "fresh" instead of natural anybody who tries to go back is branded as dirty, smelly, and disgusting.

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You have been visited by the nignogs of despair

If you are reading this message you must follow these instructions or you will fall into absolute despair and your life will be destroyed

For true happiness repost this message and the image in other boards

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Nigger nigging niggers

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How do we redpill >>>/soyboys/ about socialism? Most of them are already left-leaning but they fall too easily for the liberalism meme.

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>lefties need their own board away from the rest of 8chan so they don't get triggered by the ebul fashists

10/10

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So, are you like the gayer cousin of /b/ or somethin?

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why do cumskins do this

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So what do you guys think of thotaudit?, i've seen some people glad about it because it fucks over the "sjws" advocating for healthcare yet evade taxes and shit. Also another question i've had for a long time is why is gamergate normally considered to be the big event that turned a lot of you anti-idpol?, i guess it's technically the biggest event regarding the politically correct and the politically incorrect crowd, but what part of the events ended up turning you against idpol?

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Why isn't your local ML party using Free Software yet?

Cut the breaks of tesla cars, most of them are Bourgeoisie anyways.

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NIGGERS NIGGERS

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How does this makes you feel, paleboy?

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Board owner, I summon you into my thread!

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Designated Shitposting Thread

ONLY shitpost ITT.

<Newfags can't pink text

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>be egoist

>take hallucinogens for my enjoyment

>experience ego death

>no longer know what to believe

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Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

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Marx had the soul of a /b/tard

discuss

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>be me

>young man on the internet

>looking on /leftyb/

>see thread about discord server

>join

>see a bunch of underage egirls and pedo larpers

>they all worship fansigns and beg for them

>call them faggots and pedos

>get called normie and clowned

inv so u can see how retarded they are ->> ShWAfVu

img is an egirl in the server

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aawawawawawa

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The truth about (((leftism)))

Trotsky invented racism

Marcuse invented feminism

Adorno invented gay rights

Marx was the founder of Zionism

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Nazbol

The more southners you kill, the more Nazbol it is.

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The time is now

We must organize to take on the means of diaper production.

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This guy comes up and slaps your girl's ass, what do?

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This is commissar Cletus and commissar Jamal, where are the toothbrushes?

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a photo of revolutionary communists

Proletariat, these are our liberators

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Leftist Fap Thread

Post your best commie porn

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Feming CD

What can a non passable CD do to feminize more and get more male attention?

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NUKE AMERICA

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They banned me from the main board for making a sam hyde joke.

I'm making a new draw thread in here. ask me for stuff.

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h-hey anon, join my discord desu~

https://discord.gg/xRtmz2A

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/leftypone/

Leftism is Magic

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why continue to be leftist when leftism has been disproven?

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Millennial poverty

This is what boomers actually are afraid of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6eQHVQC_ig

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Lefty problems

>Be me

>In bed

>Trying to sleep

>I remember that capitalism has a stranglehold on the entire world and any revolution needs to happen before the bourgeoisie have taken full and absolute control over every corner of the Earth

>Try to sleep

>Can't

>Time passes

>Look at clock

>7 AM

>mfw the existence of capitalism was scary enough to have kept me up all night

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I won the game, lads.

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ME CHINESE

ME PLAY JOKE

ME CRASH MISSILES

OFF YOUR COAST

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/leftypol/

ITT: We're on /leftypol/

FUCKING COPS WE BETTER KILL 'EM ALL

ONLY BOOTLICKERS THINK OTHERWISE

YOU VOTED FOR THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS?

REFORMIST SHIT

READ HEGEL

READ LACAN

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/hvog/ - Humans v.s. Orcs general

Hey /elfypol/, I was wondering... are some classes more privileged than others? Do wizards have a monopoly on magic and therefore own the metaphysical means of production?

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lefty personality test

lets see how fucked up you guys are

http://www.celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php

pic related is my result.

fyi yes i am raised by a single mother

wow no wonder why im so fucked up

why havent i committed suicide tbh

so how did comrades do?

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nigger

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"I am not a Marxist"

-Marx

LEFTISM BTFO

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Porky Thread

Post all your porkers here.

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Lenin raped his slaves regularly, he even impregnated one. Is this what you call a "revolutionary"?

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WOMEN

Hello cumrags, how do I put benis in bagina? Dank u bery much :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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hello, i was directed here from /leftypol/

show me what you got

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Liberal Media

We like to post about /ourguy/s in real life and in fiction, but what are some examples of fiction or characters that are awfully liberal (or fascist, reactionary, etc.). Bonus points for media that keeps this as subtext by being sneaky or by having so little self-awareness that it doesn't have to be sneaky.

Pic related. This whole movie/series screams liberalism. "Cops good and hard werkers, robbers bad and stupid, womyn cop stronk"

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Leftist Characters

ITT leftists in fiction

>"Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?"

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How much geography does /leftyb/ know? Fill in as much as possible without cheating.

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WebM Thread

Why isn't there already one of these?

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Leftist Band Under Attack?

This music video's created a buzz lately. Band's average at best but they're being trolled by alt-right basementwarriors.

https://youtu.be/hqMJJAUsAuY

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This board could be comfy but /leftypol/ is too spergy to just post here with shitposts instead of on /leftypol/.

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nigger

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Hi I wrote this Trump fanfiction to trigger you all snowflakes. Enjoy.

EA WNBI<E donald trump who was eodipus complex daughter of ivanka trump who did not age because she is a witch was oreoareuing himself foir the oirgy. "IVANKA, COME MASSAGE MES" say dondal and ivanka come and say "Yes lets poreoare for sex" and so ivanga oil up her head and begin rubbing head all over and inside trump fat folds. m,esjo;r kstrf klidjmrt smf lr;;usmmr vpmesu rmyrt smf dsu "er str trsfu got lpobr" snf ytump dsy "urd, we will begin the orgy njow!" so steve bandon take clothjes off and smear all over face Vasoline jelly for extra lubrication while jared kushner constipation nuggets feces squat into steve bannon mouth "oh god yes" say steve bannon but then kellyanne conway was there and she was ready to eat too and she had bird suit on too but her vagina was exposed because it had velcro and she said "dont save all the redigigstion for you" and bannon and kushner and conway form human centipede of feces eating analingus but meanwhile invanka gyrating entire body all over trump fat folds and trump viciously fuck his own penis hole with q-tip dipped in trump steaks marinade "oh ivanka, baby wants to go back inside mommy" say trump and ivanka say "yes" and ivanka stand over trump and first release 14 ounces of DR pepper and she had been store inside vagina by pour it in through funnel and hold it in with vaginal contraction muscles and release vaginal dr pepper all over turmp face and he say "it reminds me of how we created terump voika" and then ivanka stand up over trump and use her hands to slowly stretch out labia to fit over trumps entire head and trump gently moan in yearning and meanwhike also in the room eric and donald jr were there and donald jr was vicious rubbing hands over face so copious skin flakes fall gently ont eric exposed anus and he had a blow dryer that stimulate too and he say "snowflakes keep melting for my anus head" and he prolapse in ecstasy and ivanka use her freeze ray on prolapse to it could be use as frozen erect chode

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Let's get this shit started.

>anarchists in charge of defense

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I need more spoopers

not lefty btw just good meme in time for Halloween so pls don't raid

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trump is doing what to obamacare?

https://archive.is/onHK6

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Leftists qt thread

Post leftists qts in this thread, 2D and 3D both allowed.

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>no captcha

im gonna have some fun here for a while

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/blacked/ General

Good to see the black (fe)man deconstructing the capitalist system of opression

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I'm home.

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Best meme right here

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You Despair You Lose

It's like a "you laugh you lose" but you lose if somebody posts something that makes you despair for the state of the world.

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ITT capitalism being capitalism

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ITT: We post what CCCP stand for.

I go first.

>Chinese Cartoon Communist Porn

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The Truth About Politics

You retards are so fucking stupid. How many times do I have to tell you? A president is just a president of a company / business. U.S.A. = Wallmart or Costco. It is a BUSINESS not a country. when the crowds chant "U S A, U S A" they are cheering for a business. Got it? That's why "USA can have a trade deficit and a budget and a debt. " the Geographical Land mass called America and "USA " are two different things. Do you think that a tree in Wyoming owes a foreign country money? Do you think that the rocky Mountains will dissappear if China is not paid? Of course not. USA and dollars are fiction. Fictional constructs. There is no such thing as Wallmart. you can't take Wallmart to court for shooting you in the leg. There is no living creature called Wallmart that is going to walk into a court room. Following me so far? Make sense? Good.

Now let's move on.

Just like you have a job (or you know someone who does) and that job has rules of engagement, a contract of employment, an employee handbook etc so is the job of President. A president is not an all powerful godlike dictator. And a president can't always get what he wants. Jimmy Carter promised his church congregation that when he got into office at the white house he would find out what has been going on with ufo and aliens etc. When he asked the question to then head of the CIA, George Bush, he was told that he didn't have the right security clearance and would not be told about that subject Matter. So he was thwarted. Kennedy and Lincoln both wanted to break away from banker controlled money and use a form of real American dollars (which would still be a fictional concept really, but you get the point) and they were both shot dead. And the shooter was then shot dead.

Also you must consider the advisers, Congress, Senate etc.

Lastly and most importantly, the "them" that control and rule the country and the planet play by a different set of rules and care not who is president.

Think about who influences your life. When you utter words out of your mouth, what language is it? Is it English? Did Americans REALLY break free of England if they are still using the language?

When you spend money, is it YOUR cash? Did you make it? When you use your bank card, is the card actually YOUR property? Or is it property of the bank? (protip. It is not yours)

So is language and commerce just someone else's control mechanism?

When you "choose" Democrat or Republican, are they YOUR parties? Do you agree and like 100% of everything they say and do and are about? Then is it YOUR choice to vote really? Think about it.

When the forefathers put pen to paper with "we the people " do you know who the "WE" is? Do you think it is you??

Once you start to think about the nature of what the systems of control are, who sets them up and maintains them, and who benefits the most from them, and once you start to ask questions and try and understand things more, you will realise the true nature of things.

The illusion of choice is a wonderful deception. And the majority falls for it and takes the bait.

This thread was not allowed to be posted on /pol/ by the way.

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>lefty b

>random but not really

HAHAHAHAH COMMIES BTFO

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GZSWDFGIZDSGEFIUHDFGSAOHUFGDSAOUHISDAGIHUSDHUOISDAUHIOGDSGAUHISDFAUIZHDSUOFZAFIUZH

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r8 my dank meme

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Trump won the US election with memes. How do we meme leftists into power?

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I said I would work with Trump if he was serious about the promises he made to members of the working class. But after running a campaign pledging to be tough on corporate America, Trump has hypocritically decided to do the exact opposite. He wants to treat corporate irresponsibility with kid gloves. The problem with our rigged economy is not that our policies have been too tough on corporations; it’s that we haven’t been tough enough.

If United Technologies or any other company wants to keep outsourcing decent-paying American jobs, those companies must pay an outsourcing tax equal to the amount of money they expect to save by moving factories to Mexico or other low-wage countries. They should not receive federal contracts or other forms of corporate welfare. They must pay back all of the tax breaks and other corporate welfare they have received from the federal government. And they must not be allowed to reward their executives with stock options, bonuses or golden parachutes for outsourcing jobs to low-wage countries. I will soon be introducing the Outsourcing Prevention Act, which will address exactly that.

If Donald Trump won’t stand up for America’s working class, we must.

https://archive.is/qOHhI

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on a scale of 1-5 3 being the center, where do you stand on this scale^3

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>wake up

>you forgot to set the alarm, so you overslept and are late for work

>get fired for being an incompetent piece of shit

>"fucking capitalists"

>try searching for new job

>everything good requires a higher education, but you smoked weed through high school and never went to college

>"fucking bourgeoisie"

>take job at Walmart

>try to work full time, but can't because your generation is so lazy that Walmart has to have everyone work part time so they can give them jobs

>"fucking capitalism"

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President Trump?

>“I am confident that Hillary Clinton will become the next president of the United States,” Schultz said in an interview with CNN. “When all is said and done, Hillary will be the most qualified and she will do a great job as the next president.”

>The coffee giant CEO’s prediction isn’t too bold considering where the polls stand just 19 days before voters head to the voting booth. The New York Times says >Clinton has a 92% chance to win the election. Influential political blog FiveThirtyEight puts her chances at 87.7%.

https://archive.is/lfGPE

>Donald Trump is beating Hillary Clinton among white men because guns, gays, and God, according to former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

>“I think that, so many times, white — non-college-educated white males have voted Republican. They voted against their own economic interests because of guns, because of gays, and because of God, the three G’s, God being the woman’s right to choose,” Pelosi told PBS’s Judy Woodruff in an interview Wednesday.

>But, Pelosi contended, that’s changing because of Clinton’s “economic agenda to create jobs, good-paying jobs, increasing paychecks.”

https://archive.is/X0pv2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDEHriQ37Zo

https://archive.is/DS7ev

There is, however, an obvious chasm in the church and among evangelicals over Trump’s candidacy, particularly given his very public moral failings. Many prominent Christian leaders, such as Robert Jeffress and Jerry Falwell Jr., are unapologetic Trump supporters — so much so that they often say the “Christian choice” in 2016 is voting for Trump. Still, many other prominent Christian leaders disagree. They say that neither major party candidate is an optimal choice for Christians.

“He is in some strange way a mirror that reflects whatever you are,” Wallnau wrote.

Cyrus? I thought. Who is he in relation to all this? I recalled that he was a heathen king who was indispensable to the protection of the Jews, but I was, frankly, confused as to what God was saying.

With 16 candidates running, many of whom are evangelicals, why would God talk about Cyrus? I quickly looked up the number of the next president. I confirmed that Barack Obama is number 44. The next president will indeed be number 45. I kept reading Isaiah 45.

Wallnau went on to describe who Cyrus was: a foreign-born, non-Jewish man who was anointed by God to help deliver the Israelites from the Babylonian exile.

This is where Wallnau draws the connections to Trump: God used a secular man — Cyrus — to help deliver the Israelites and now God will be doing the same thing with Trump in America

“Trump may be shrewd, but in matters regarding his faith, he possesses the self-conscious candor of a man who knows he falls short but who fundamentally shares the same beliefs,” Wallnau went on to write. “The genuineness of this connection was on full display in the acceptance speech he delivered in Cleveland where he thanked evangelicals and in a rare moment of emotional vulnerability spoke off script saying, ‘I don’t know that I deserve it.’ This one moment reveals the true heart of the man.”

Wallnau concludes his article by listing the things that Trump may have correctly predicted, such as Brussels being the center of a terrorist attack and Great Britain voting to leave the European Union, otherwise known as “Brexit.”

“Trump is more prophetic than most people realize,”

https://archive.is/Zj17Z

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MOD OSBORNE LIKES TO PARTY HARD!

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Landlord Support Group

I saw this jewel on the front page of reddit. Really makes you think. Is this the reason the whole 'm'lady' fedora-tipping shit is popular there?

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/leftyv/

What vidya do you guys play? What games let me run a gommunist society?

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the persynal is political

men are having sexual thoughts about wimmin RIGHT NOW, and what are you doing about it?

we can't overthrow capitalism until we overthrow objectification (the root of patriarchy).

wimmin come first. the persynal is political.

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>leftists have to make a hugbox version of /b/ so they don't get triggered by different opinions

lmao grow some skin you fags

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lol

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lol this board sux

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niggers tounge my anus

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>when the BO posts for once and gets butthurt so he reports you to himself and a report is answered in record time with a ban length 25x longer than the average polyp

Hope your enjoying your meme recession, BOgeois scum!

The memes of production belong to me!

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Which bourgeois candidate will win? I predict Trump will demolish Clinton in an hour and it will be all over from there. Amerikkka's capitalism will be WALL flavored instead of VAGINA flavored. Clinton's image is all about being your typical politician plus I'M A WOMAN IT'S HISTORIC. Trump's image is all about saying whatever he wants. Clinton inherently has fewer options, so Trump will just run circles around her.

Note: I don't think I'm super insightful for predicting this, it seems pretty obvious.

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>"I like stein but I can't vote for her or trump will get the nom"

>tfw you realize a significant portion would vote for stein if only they'd see others do the same but everyone is too much of a puss to take the plunge

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Favorite revolutionary communists

Mine are

1. Keith Olbermann (hes fucking hilarious)

2. Barack Obama (made gay marriage legal, obamacare, first african american president)

3. Lawrence O'Donnel (radical far left, fucking HATES guns)

4. Trevor Noah

5. Jon Stewart (sorry jon, trevor is funnier)

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Government is the system of exploit

It is not the capitalists.

It is not the communists.

It is not white man.

It is not darky.

It is not jew.

It is not welfare leeches.

It is not corporations.

Government

Is the system created to subjugate minds.

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Is it just me or does it take

FOREVER

for other people's posts to show up here?

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So I'm wondering, lets say the idea of banking needs to be replaced by something that is not just another version of it like "credit unions".

I don't think trade economy can be removed that makes no sense to me. You can gift things but that is just another version of trade.

What do we do about it?

Is it just like the ideas od syndicalism in that neighbors collectivize and pool resources as needed?

I don't think centralized committes involuntarily telling people what to do can work even if some part of their election is voluntary. Centralized government over millions is incompatible with good life and society.

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Anyone has that webm of Bernie singing the Ducktales theme?

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Post rare Stirners

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ITT /leftyb/ counts to communism

0

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Happy 9/11, /leftyb/

How are you celebrating the biggest deliberate blow to capitalism this century?

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Who /wizard/ here? If you're getting up there in years, pls consider staying a virgin and making the left powerful again.

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Is there anything that can't be purged?

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Can't ban me now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=670IAeM4Hyg

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Are Ukrainians white?

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The Anarcho-Autist Manifesto

In every society since the apparition of the state, there has always been two classes : freedom haters and freedom lovers.

Your class is determined by your relationship to fun (smoking weed, fucking traps and so on). FH want no fun allowed, FL want fun allowed. These two classes are obviously in conflict, and at some point they will clash in revolution which will bring humanity to a stateless glorious utopia made of fun because dialectics or something.

Example of freedom haters : /pol/, SJWs, your parents, the school teacher...the list goes on.

You got nothing to lose but your chains!

F R E E D O M

R E E D O M F

E E D O M F R

E D O M F R E

D O M F R E E

O M F R E E D

M F R E E D O

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This board is dusgusting and you should all be ashamed for using it

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The government drones have corrupted leftism. It was always about more freedom to the people. Marxism practiced by a government is illogical and makes no sense.

Governments are all about making GDP rise and they want to tell people how much they help every chance they get.

However they go right back to saying inflation is good for the common man while it is only good for the owners of capital.

They want to pretend they are against corporations but it is the very act of incorporation that makes the corporation. A big business that acts irresponsibly has large costs, almost always for security because of angry people.

Governments give tax credits but they inefficiently first tax everyone, even the poor, by taxes like for sales and rent and property.

Price fixing is no answer.

Government also encourages a convoluted legal code. The very people meant to know the law rarely know all law that applies in one small sector of society in a particular region. And again big business can just buy themselves out of any legal troubles.

Bankruptcy also makes little sense when it is the only penalty for most crimes that would otherwise get individuals killed by mobs.

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What would CWC be like under communism?

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hate thread

this thread is made exclusively to shitposting hatefully.

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Do you think the fact that left wingers are almost always either teenagers, students or crusty virgin NEETs/losers is a pure coincidence?

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PhotoShop into the ideology of your choice

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Does human really taste like pig? Would porky make good rations for revolutionaries?

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THIS IS THE FORMAL OPENING OF MEMETOWN A HOME FOR REAL MEMES AND REAL MEMESTERS WELCOME MEMEMMEMEMEMMEMMEMEMEMMEMEMMEMEMMEMEMMEMEMMEMEMMEMEMMEMEMMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEME

HAHAHAH ANOTHER MEME FROM ME THE MAYOR OF MEMETOWN

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Local Shady Businessman Deletes Shitthread on Thai Mural Site, Shitposter Posts Again

>load up 8chode, see autistic VIGILANCE link faggoting up the topbar of /furry/

>oh shit have we been served a legal noti--

We are being drowned by a torrent of professional shills whom deliberately

manufacture stories, comments, threads, and arguments admist online communities

once thought to be free from outside influence. Well-known websites have already

been fallen by the marching advance of this pestilence. As we observe more

communities succumb, pray not fall victim to bystander apathy - we are not

immune. The internet is gasping for air in a shamelessly fabricated cesspool of

extremely efficient think groups and skilled conmen

have been fallen

>lol take your meds you fucking paranoid incompetent pigfucker

>hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha Jim you fucking tech-illiterate chan-illiterate boomer, you listened to Shrillcen didn't you? Fucking moron.

Seriously who does this faggot think he's kidding? He genuinely expects us to believe he gives half a dead moose's last shit about freeze peach after he just Hillary'd /newsplusgood/ to the top because /n/ triggered him and the other senile old fool.

repostan a second time because the first one didn't post, probably because it triggered the thin-skinned boomer faggot

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rip gayass board

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What a terrible board.

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le bulle

Does /leftyb/ embrace le bulle?

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1. Go to google images

2. Search for "hoxhaism"

3. ???

4. Shit bricks

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>being so thin-skinned you need a /b/ restricted to your brand of politics

>on fucking 8chan

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THIS CAN BE MEME TOWN THE PLACE WHERE MEMES ARE MADE!LETS MAKE MEMETOWN GREAT!

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fix site

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Thread for flag improvements

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Incredibly stupid homophobe

This guy is just a fucking retard.

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Why don't we just use facebook instead?

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>/leftyb/

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Why you all ugly?

Why is it that everyone that replies to threads on /leftyb/ is as ugly as this (see pic)? Why are all communists and socialist total failures with money and can't support themselves, let along society?

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RAIDING PONECUCKS

GET IN HERE

>>>/gtpone/

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whats hte point

what is the purpose of differentiating yourslelf from /b/

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>At age 10, Mao had already set the local buddhist temple on fire and wiped his ass on the scrolls

>At age 13, Mao had already mastered Bushido and decapitated several bullies

>At age 15, Mao had already cucked all the landlords and impregnated their concubines

>At age 18, Mao had gained fame as a man who could cure women of opium addiction by pleasuring them to the point that opium would seem ordinary compared to the pleasure Mao gave them

>In the 1940's Mao went to Los Alamos, New Mexico and single-handedly created the nuclear bomb and gave the design the U.S on the conditions that 2 bombs be dropped on "fascist island dwarves" and one bomb be dropped on coordinates 32E, 21N where "the reclusive godzillasaurus lives"

What have you done for the revolution?

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>Be Donald Trump

>have rich klansman Dad, huge douche

>and he put finger in butt that one time

>Be growed. Don't wanna die or share a helicopter with Cleetus and Jamal.

>Attend Wharton business college

>60s, oh shit whaddup here comes dat LSD covered frog boi

>Mind explodes, that's so fuggin spirit science bruh

>get some brown sugar

> smoke weed with some school Marxists hiding their power

>fuggingborgissi.png

>cancel summer yacht trip with Dad to study Marx full-time

>use real estate business cover to meet Cuban sleeper agent in New York city

>Invest Dad's money in a "broadway comedy"

>money goes to RAF guerrillas and vietnamese resistance

>play flops, RAF inept, Vietnamese go revisionist, got to focus on capital accumulation to keep off suspicions

>1977 marry a Czechoslovakian communist sleeper agent.

>come to fully understand the revisionist takeover of the USSR and PRC

>finally grasp the revolutionary essence of dialectical thought.

>late 1980s, come to fully understand the danger of anime to the proletariat and see that Japan is moving into the position of number one super-power.

>brief foray into politics attacking Japan to raise awareness of the perfidy of Japanese fascism and spooky Emperor worship among the proletariat.

>Japan goes bust

>a couple ex-wives later.

>USSR goes bust leaving the US as the sole super-power

>brief foray with reform party propose a one time tax on all assets of 12% under the guise of paying off the national debt while bankrupting the American economy in the process.

>pigs get too close; better come up with a distraction.

>help drop the world trade center under the cover of helping your CIA "friends"

>real motivation to get the US to "create five vietnams" in the words of your hero Guevara

>get reality show, use Brechtian alienation-acting to expose the brutality of class inequality in America by playing the brutal uber-capitalist and embodying his ideology

>immense economic collapse failing wars

>enter the 2016 elections

>use it to create the conditions for revolution

>Step One: Accelerate the national contradictions, call Mexicans rapists and thieves, talk about banning muslims

>Step Two: Attack America's foreign allies of Japan, Korea, and Mexico under the pretense of expense and trade war

>Step Three: Expose the bankrupt dogma of liberal political correctness to the masses

>Step Four: Talk positively about America's number one enemies, communist-sleeper cell Vladimir Putin and North Korea's King Jong Un. Get the masses to regard these people as their friends.

>Get elected prezi

>Step Five attack the dogma of post-modern neoliberal economics, use protectionism to wreck US imperialism and the US economy, accelerate the class contradictions by rapidly re-industrializing the American working class.

Where were you when Donald Trump brought communist revolution to the United States?

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Can we have an Emulator thread?

I haven't realy used emulators since .. .. 2006 or something? Back when my internets were snailslow and I played chrono trigger all day long.

How is the emulator scene nowadays?

What good emulators are there? For what consoles?

Where do we find roms?

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You faggots really have given up every pretense of not being from reddit. The entire point of /b/ is that it isn't a safe space.

Can you really not stand communication with anyone who isn't one of your fat little antifa manlets?

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>tfw you have petit-bourgeois family members

wat do when revolution comes?

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>2016

>making safe spaces unironically

pretty pathetic tbh fam

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This board is dumb

leftyb?

What is a leftyb?

Wouldn't a leftyb be a d?

lefties: 0

Righties: 1

lrn2alphabet detards

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If a grammar nazi is a person who is obsessed with grammar rules and correcting other would a gramma communist be a person that allows people go with all the abreviations and irregularities they want?

wnt wrtn in txtspk lik this 😄 b th propr leftst wy??????????

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Retarded shit liberals and reactionaries say

>If you have to explain to people they're being oppressed, how bad can it possibly be?

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implications of eating fecal matter in a communist society

There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with eating your own shit, it was inside your body to begin with and it didn't kill you. You can't prove me wrong, try to, you can't.

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M-my board now?

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Hillary fap thread

Why is she so hot /leftyb/

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What are some good leftist movies?

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SO EVERY GODDAMN BOARD ON THIS SITE IS DIVIDED LEFT AND RIGHT?????

SINCE WHEN WAS /B/ RIGHTY /B/ SO WE HAVE TO MAKE A LEFTYB?

FUCK YOUR POLITICS, FUCK YOUR DIVISION, FUCK YOUR BROKEN IDEOLOGIES, I HATE ALL OF YOU YOU STUPID CUNTS.

INSTEAD OF MAKING YOUR OWN BOARD BITCHES, GO AND INSULT THE TRUMPSTERS PLAGUING /B/

DON'T TAKE SIDES, THROW SHIT EQUALLY AT EVERYONE.

/B/ IS NOT FOR PETTY IDEOLOGIES, /B/ IS THE CHAOS THAT NO IDEOLOGY CAN CONTAIN, YOU COWARDLY CUNTS.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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WHITE GUILT THREAD

Everyone post how sorry they are to be white here. No PoC allowed, unless you people want to shame us for our whiteness. That's ok I guess.

>ancestors owned slaves

>I have made excuses for this in the past, like "it was a different time," or "it was illegal to free their slaves, and they inherited them."

>I have zero PoC friends ;_;

>I'm not sexually attracted to PoC (I'm so so sorry I'm a sexual racist. How do I fix this?)

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HEIL HITLER

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RAGE AGAINST CAPITALIST ETHICS

FUCK WORKING HARDER, YOU LAZY FAT FUCKING PORKY

FUCK WORK

WORK IS FUCKING SLAVERY

I DON'T LIVE TO SERVE PORKIES

WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

I DON'T OWE YOU SHIT

I AM NOT FUCKING GRATEFUL TO HAVE MY TIME STOLEN

seriously being lazy and entitled is the true way to the revolution never sell your dignity. Working hard for others and paying your debts are the actions of slaves, who literally value concepts over their own time.

The energy of the revolution will be fed by class hatred not bullshit martyrdom.

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Quick choose a homeland for communism

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Hey guys check out my new board 4

>>>/freedu/

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https://youtu.be/p99a6K81zqM

We are building fascism

We are building it bigger

We are widening the corridors

And adding more lanes

We are building fascism

A limited edition

We are now accepting channers

for these pepe key chains

To resist iis useless

It is useless to resist it

His jews are burning

But they never seem to ash

He is grooming his German shepherd

He is living comfort eagle

You can meet at his location

But you better come with arm bands

Now his hat is on backwards

He can show you his reich

He is in the kike business

He is calling you "Komrade!"

Now today is tomorrow

And tomorrow today

And yesterday is weaving in and out

And the brown poop lines

That the anti fascist leaves behind

Are drifting right in front

of the waining of the moon

He is handling the jews

He's serving final solution

He knows about your party

He is calling you "Komrade!"

Now do you believe

In the one big sign

The doublewide shine

On the bootheels of your prime

Doesn't matter if you're skinny

Doesn't matter if you're fat

You can dress up like a colonel

In your Totenkopf hat

We are building fascism

We are making a brand

We're the only ones to turn to

When your castles turn to sand

Take a bite of this apple

Mr. Kike events

Take a walk through the camps

Of cardboard shanties and tents

Some people drink Pepsi

Some people drink Coke

The wacky morning Goebbels

Says democracy's a joke

He says now do you believe

In the one big song

He's now accepting channers

Who would like to sing along

She says, do you believe

In the one true edge

By fastening your safety belts

And stepping towards the ledge

He is handling the jews

He is serving final solutin

He is now accepting channers

He is calling me "Komrade!"

Now do you believe

In the one big sign

The doublewide shine

On the bootheels of your prime

There's no need to ask directions

If you ever lose your mind

We're behind you

We're behind you

And let us please remind you

We can send a car to find you

If you ever lose your way

We are building fascism

We are building it bigger

We are building

FASCISM

A limited

Edition

We are now accepting channers...

For these beautiful...

Pepe key chains

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holy shit

Grom Hellscream = /leftypol/

Gul'dan = Hillary Clinton

Kilrogg Deadeye = Bernie Sanders

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wew

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Anybody else think Benny G is an overrated hack with a fugly generic artstyle and has the same 'shit with labels on it' style hamfistedly not-really-making a point with a sledgehammer that every other unfunny political cartoonist rocks out? Seriously, Western faux-animu shit looks better than that. Anybody else think he got paid off by Dolan Lump to shill for him?

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Requesting LeftCom Flag

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>This is my feel when this board is acknowledged by me.

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>this board exists

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THIS IS WHAT POLYPS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

>Jooos are going to use genetic engineering to creat a servitor caste of Furries guise

bonus for it being lifted from Caracas Zonemind's Panteras in GURPS Reign of Steel. Or possibly Rats of NIMH, who I'm sure he thinks are also out to get him due to him being a loon.

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Blue lives matter

Dey waz good cops.

Dey dindu nuffin.

Need mo money fur dem chargers.

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Feels Thread? Feels Thread

>tfw when anti-Academic sentiment is not edgy but promoted by right-wingers while the fields that remain are either very specific and watered down or plain utilitarian STEM-faggotry with no room for knowledge for its own sake, deepening alienation and dismantling the hopes for any Universalist Ideals.

>tfw when Far-Left thought has been less and less relevant on Intellectual circles since "Communism fell" and we're practically historical artifacts.

>tfw when traditionally considered emancipatory thought and behavior is now mainstream and often espoused by reactionary forces.

>tfw once adventurous and authentic escapism has now been commodified while current day escapism is mechanic and static under the guise of interactivity.

>tfw when born in the wrong generation, but not as wrong as the next one will be.

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i just don'tk now

i just don't know what do "spook" "spooked" "spooks" mean in the concept of Max Stirner. I love Stirner and i'd like learn this. I know i sound old school and ignorant as fuck but still, i can't help myself but create this topic.

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"Asia is only good to Asians, Africa is only good to Africans, White countries are good to Everybody"

It is said that there is no RACE problem. They say this RACE problem is already solved in EVERY white country and ONLY in white countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are as racist as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan have no RACE problem.

Everybody says the final solution to the RACE problem was that EVERY white country and ONLY white countries "assimilated" with non-whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of blacks fought for their liberation?

How long would it take anyone to realize I'm talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the RACISM problem?

And how long would it take any sane white man to notice this and what kind of just idea this is?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the black race, Liberals and fascists agree that I am an uppityniggerwhowantstokillwhites.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are really are is racist.

Racist is a code word for anti-black.

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name my band /leftyb/

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Guys I just had a thought. What if polluting the environment is a scheme to make clean water and air into a commodity? In Flint, people were buying shitloads of water bottles in order to get clean water. What if this happens on a global scale and people have to pay for SCUBA-like tanks of breathable air and bottled water just to live?

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>Leftists need their hugbox so desperately that they have to make their own version of /b/

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So who else here is loving overwatch thus far?

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THIS SUMMER

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How come ░▒▓RNBW STALIN▓▒░ isn't the crown jewel of our memes?

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Autism test

Post your results. This is Xexizy from this thread

>>>/leftypol/788171

http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism.htm

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snek memes

snek memes

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Is there anything more pathetic than masturbating to pornstars who look like your crush?

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Communist Strawman

Before any accusations start flying my way, I'm a moderate. I believe the most healthy political ecosystem is one that rotates between both extremes in a sinusoidal way every few years.

With that said...

I saw this pic in /leftyb/ and I chuckled. The idea seemed absurdly funny and fairly reasonable to me at first. I mean, it's true. The miners do spend all day working while the mine owner is probably at home sipping some tea. It makes little sense that he's the one that should own the gold. And the same could be said about many other types of business.

This I assume to be how a communist thinks, that work should be rewarded with property of said work.

But then I stopped laughing and started thinking. This whole image is such a massive simplification of the whole deal it can't possibly even be taken seriously. And along with it, none of the "logical conclusions" that some people like to take from it.

For starters, let's say that there's a bakery. And the baker spends all his day kneading dough and baking bread. He even has to afford the ingredients he needs as well.

However at the end of day, he sells the bread to someone else. Does that person own the bread? Why? He did not bought the flour, knead the dough or bake the bread. How can he own it?

Because the baker accepted that the ingredients he bought and the labour of that afternoon was worth as much as he asked for the bread in money and it was a fair trade for him.

Similarly, it's true that ore miners and prospectors are the ones doing all the work. But they are payed for it. They literally trade the time and gold they found for the salary they get.

The mine owner owns the gold, the works own the salary they get.

And what's more, you could drop the entire mining team in a random location and alone they'd do nothing. With no equipment, they wouldn't be able to mine at all. With no land to mine, they'd not even have a place to do so.

Both the equipment, land and legal problems are never handled by the workers as they are the mine owner responsability. If a drill breaks and needs replacement, it's not the workers that have to pay for a replacement and yet without said replacement they'd be unable to work.

Now, I'm fairly aware that this might look like a bad example to take on, seeing how most mines are basically "legal slavery" with the mine coupons and whatnot.

However I'm not here to argue if miner's salary is good enough or not but rather that this whole reasoning of "business\property owners get all the profits and workers get nothing" does not make any sense when both parties enter a mutual agreement where one trades time\skill for money. If the boss looks like he's winning a lot of money, it's merely because he sums the trades of all employees in one person, but this is very far from being unfair or even illegal at all.

Also, what the hell? I'm banned from /leftypol/ despite never having posted there? Who the fuck took my IP?

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quads

quads for accelerationism

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So /k/ is overrun with /pol/yps. Let's have a gun thread.

What is the best gun for

>self defense

>militias

>storming bourgie castles

>inspiring comrades to fight harder

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>2016

>Day of the Democratic Convention in Philly

>Bernie Sanders is called to the stage

>booed by his former supporters

>Takes out a folded piece of paper, reads it

>nothing but praise for HRC

>Shillary in the background, smirking at her new puppet

>Bernie stops mid-sentence

>Yells "Fuck the bourgeois" as he rips up the paper

>Soviet anthem plays

>crowd erupts in cheers

>Bernie ousts Hillary for the shill she is

>Security shoots Bernie for insubordination

>Crowd riots

>there are casualties

>Philadelphia is the stage for the American Socialist Revolution

>Hillary and Trump are purged

Wall st becomes a gulag

Kshama Sawant becomes first chairwoman of the United Socialist States

>Statue of Bernie erected in Burlington, Vermont

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This was posted in a thread on /tv/ discussing battle strategy in Game of Thrones.

Remember that you will never be as retarded as /pol/yps.

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Can we have a Stirner dump?

I'm missing some of the copypastas and screencaps.

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ITT. Unpopular opinions that you hold

>There is nothing wrong with classic italian fascism and national syndicalism

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tfw no qt lefty gf

Anyone here got any experience with partners who share your power level?

first dubs thread

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Left handed guitars

Hey /leftyb/ today I bought my first left-handed guitar and I really can't get used to it. I've been using right-handed guitars all my life even though I'm left handed and I'm not sure if I should keep trying to get used to the left-handed guitar or just continue with the right-handed.

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\rightyd\, the opposite of /leftyb/

Welcome to \rightyd\, the opposite of /leftyb/!

Share with others your recent triumphs of entrepreneurial spirit and tales of the goings-on in your stable nuclear families!

>wake up this morning

>drink delicious coffee imported from some third-world country

>tfw you can taste the brown people labor

>toss the non-recyclable K-Cup® pod from my Keurig brewer into the garbage, half the grounds sitting unused inside

>turn on my 4K television and watch glorious Fox News provided to me by Time Warner Cable

>Muslims want to kill and/or rape everyone and their pets

>Chinese Mexicans are taking all of our jobs, and our Kenyan-born president is doing nothing about it

>smug commie Democrats are doing their usual thing generally

>pour a glass half with Simply Orange and half with Grey Goose

>check the stock market, and see my investments in Wal*Mart, Monsanto, and Disney are all doing well

>my 8/10 blonde wife brings me some Oscar Mayer bacon and Eggland's Best eggs

>give her a slap on her plump behind as a reward, and watch her shudder with a micro-orgasm

>son runs downstairs, ready to go off to school and learn his reading, 'riting, and 'rithmatic

>"Show that colored kid what America is all about, Jimmy!" I shout at him

>"Will do, pa! I even bought me a sack that I'll fill with rocks on the way to school!"

>I chuckle as that fine young man sets off the make the world his own

>daughter slinks downstairs, pouting

>bestbejokingnigger.jpg

>"Oh, what a beautiful day it is today! Praise the Lord for giving us such a wonderful life!" I opine loudly

>"Yes, dear. God certainly must be looking out for us," my wife dutifully replies

>both of us look at our miserable daughter

>she says nothing, grabbing a banana from the fruit bowl like the grasping hippie she is

>I clear my throat

>"I said -"

>"Dad, nobody believes in that spooky sky daddy story any more."

>she did it

>that little slut actually talked back to me

>I'm a calm and gentle man, but when someone pushes me over the edge, I have to do what must be done

>reflexively throw my half-drunk glass of Simply Orange and Grey Goose across the kitchen

>she dodges, breaking a priceless vase crafted by some chink a hundred years ago

>make a mental note to dock it from her college fund

>raise my voice slightly to make sure she can hear me this time

>"When in this house, children will refer to adults as sir or ma'am."

>she's visibly shaken, realizing that she's about to be put in her place, but she's not backing down

>"Yes sir," she mutters with overflowing disdain

>"When in this house, children will speak if and only if spoken to."

>I unbuckle my belt and slide it out from between the loops

>a wet spot runs down the leg of her stockings

>she's about to know her place

>grab her by her degenerate short hair and drag her out onto the front porch where the neighbors can see

>pull up her skirt and pull down her stockings to reveal her bare flesh for the community to behold

>call out her crimes so everyone can hear

>"TALKING BACK TO A RIGHTFUL AUTHORITY FIGURE"

>whip her bare ass with the belt

>"FAILING TO ADDRESS A RIGHTFUL AUTHORITY FIGURE WHEN QUESTIONED"

>whip her again, she whimpers in pain and submission

>"FAILING TO ADDRESS RIGHTFUL AUTHORITY FIGURES AS 'SIR' OR 'MA'AM'"

>whip her a third time, notice a bit of blood on the belt this time

>"DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY"

>whip her a third time, realize it's not just blood on the belt, it's menstrual fluid

>reel backward in disgust

>"INDECENT EXPOSURE DURING THE TIME OF UNCLEANLINESS"

>strike her across the face this time, forgoing the belt and using my bare knuckles

>feel several teeth loosen

>maybe if she's not so pretty she won't be such a slut

>"Now get dressed and go to school."

>a couple of neighbors cheer

>she runs inside, bawling and vomiting slightly, trailing all sorts of unholy bodily fluids

>call wife over

>"Honey, how about you clean this up? Then afterward we can make love. My pants are already partially off and I'm at full attention."

>she smiles ear to ear and bends down

>I start undressing right on the front porch

>by the time I'm in the buff, she has finished cleaning

>I rip her dress right off and make sweet love to her in full view of the neighbors

>our neighbors gather around our white picket fence to see us engaging in the missionary position without contraception

>as we reach climax together, our shit of a daughter walks out of the house, seeing the kind of love she will never earn, and starts walking to school

>I whisper to my wife sweetly that it's time for her to give me another baby, to replace that degenerate slut

>she smiles her delicate smile and burst into joyful tears, so happy she starts sobbing in pain

>the neighbors burst into rapturous applause

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXe_15hopaA

>this triggers anti-zionists and palestinians

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Vidya gaems

what are you plaing now comrades?

What machine do you have?

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Couldn't handle /b/, so you fucking commie faggots had to make your own autistic hugbox.

Top fucking kek, kill yourselves.

>inb4 banned because you faggots can't take the /b/antz

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General music thread

Let's start a music thread.

>What do you listen to right now?

>favourite genre(s)/artist(s)?

>do you play music yourself?

Post links, stuff, rec's, discuss.

Myself

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf_yRFeW5I8

>eclectic but mostly metal/punk/world music

>guitarist in a band

Your turn, comrades.

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Do you guys ever think that in the future, people will look back at our time and think we believe that Middle Earth was real or that Superman was real? What if we're doing that to people from the past? What if we're not all enlightened and smart because so many of us don't believe in religions? What if thousands of years ago most people just treated those stories as stories without really believing them? Are we (today) really that different from us (back then)?

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Leftist ideal partner thread

Well, here goes nothing. Leftist ideal partner thread. For those who seek to be more than comrades.

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/b/ only gave me lolbertarian bullshit. Let's see what /leftyb/ comes up with

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Comrades or cointelpro?

Anonymous anarchist hack group now espousing global authoritarian communism?

Did they get hijacked or what?

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Universality

So Marx says that humans need to realise their universality as species-beings, and communism let's us realise it fully because we genuinely treat everyone as universal, we produce freely for each other. Marx thinks humans are ultimately universal as a species, not identical but all capable of having a shared species-consciousness (much like a class consciousness).

Of course there are lots of serious examples of human universality, but I thought we could get a list of mildly amusing examples of human universal consciousness; feels or modes of being that are universal to all the species.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlOus_eW4n8

Is FrankJavCee objectively the best content creator on youtube? Discuss

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Good Day fellow lefties, why don't you take the Nigger-Condom pill? It was founded in 2008 by Reginald Negger-Condomton who enlightened people through his teachings of drinking semen from used HIV infected condoms.

TAKE THE NIGGER-CONDOM PILL NOW!

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Donald Trump

Be like him

Dare to struggle

Dare to Win

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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A post-modernist Muslim New Labour Big Society conservative professor and Tumblr user was teaching a class on Jürgen Habermas, known continental philosopher.

“Before class begins you must get on your knees and worship Habermas as the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Queen Elizabeth II and accept the EU as the most revolutionary project in world history and the only post-nation-state entity in the world capable of meeting the challenges of the 21st century!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, unreformed British Tory who drank 1500 cups of tea a day and fully supported all past military actions of the British Empire stood up and waved the Union Jack.

“If the EU is so great why are all the refugees and immigrants coming to Britain?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and replied, “Because the inhabitants of Britain have learned to be truly tolerant, post-national, and accept a competitive labour market unlike the rest of Europe, you dumb racist!”

“Wrong. It’s been 41 years since Great Britain joined the EU, if the British people were truly European and post-nationalism, as you say, is real…. then this should be an EU flag by now.”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The European Dream. He stormed out of the room crying those bureaucratic, adaquately multicultural European tears. The same tears Eurocrats cry for the “refugees” (who today live in such luxury that most own cellphones) when they jealously try to claw away the national sovereignty and cultures of the peoples of Europe. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, David Cameron, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than another Eurocrat Prime Minister. He wished so much that he had the confidence of the British people to save himself from embarrassment, but he himself had declared that they didn’t exist!

The students applauded and all registered UKIP that day and accepted an appropriately moderate Anglican Christ as their lord and saviour. An Lion named “Winston Churchill” leaped into the room and stood over a copy of the complete works of William Shakespeare and shed a single tear into its print. The Magna Carta was read aloud several times, and God himself showed up and enacted the restoration of all the British Empire’s former colonies.

The professor lost his tenure, the referendum, and was forced to resign as PM the next day. He was forced to become a refugee and died from drowning and his “speeches” were disregarded for all eternity.

The brave student’s name? Nigel Farage.

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its the current year gosh

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What is your favorite viper album?

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you dun it now

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>triggered

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Come home, white man

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rare olly thread

post your rare ollys here

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Trump is a communist confirmed

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Dank Countershitpost Memes

Countersignal meem is 90% cancerous altright ad hominim faggotry so here are some chemo resubs. Feel free to contribute.

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#AVoteAgainstSocJus

Idea for trolling:

Vote Trump – you non-conformist alt-righters were going to to spite normies anyway – write the above hashtag on a post-it or whatever next to it.

Take photo, up to failbook, twatter, instaham, wherever will get the most attenshuns.

If you feel like it, also write some cheesy, cringy shit like, "I don't know much about Trump, or politics in general, but I do know Trump pisses off SJWs, so consider this a middle finger to you repressive, regressive left-wing authoritarians."

That's it....

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leftyb

hahahah you faggots made a safe space

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Is there anything worse than upper class latin americans?

>Maduro is Stalin

>I am %100 percent European

>My furniture is from Europe

>My dog is from Europe

>My toilet is from Europe

>Latin America is not ready for democracy

>Economic growth is the most important thing ever

>Rule of law needs to be established

>Bribes government

>Supports the catholic church

>If only Latin America was more like the USA

Who are groups that piss you off?

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Edge Thread

Does anyone else get that they hate people but they're also extroverted, so without social interaction they just get lonely and sad?

I fucking hate it. Whenever I decide I'm gonna cut myself off from people I can never do it because I need people, but everyone is a cunt.

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Glory be to God ✝️

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KILL ALL COMMIES

Kilo all commies

✨✊✌✋☝❤⭐☀⛅☁⚡☔❄⛄☎⏳⌛⏰⌚✉✂✒✏⚽⚾⛳☕⛪⛺⛲⛵⚓✈⚠⛽♨⬆⬇⬅➡↗↖↘↙↔↕◀▶↩↪ℹ⏪⏩⏫⏬⤵⤴♿Ⓜ㊙㊗⛔✳❇❎✅✴➿♻♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓⛎®™❌‼⁉❗❓❕❔⭕✖➕➖➗♠♣♦✔☑➰〰〽◼◻◾◽▪▫⚫⚪⬜⬛fnfnf

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Leftist Memes

The greatest way to combat reactionary scum is through memetic warfare. Post all lefty memes here. OC requested.

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getting tired of stefan molly nukes.

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just from looking at /pol/ I have a sinking feeling that 50% of the "lulz xd" stuff on encyclopedia dramatica is people being serious

guys help me

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/LeftyLit/ Thread

Anyone fancy a break from strict political theory? Let's read some fiction.

Post good quality reads that a leftist might like.

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So whats the point of this identity politics board?

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>first ran away from /pol/ proclaiming that the decision had absolutely nothing to do with differing opinions but rather to do with moderation

>now running away from one of the least moderated boards on the site supposedly for the same reason

k

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Seizing the memes of /wsg/ and educating Trumpenproles. Get in comrades!

https://boards.4chan.org/wsg/thread/1099211

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What is facism?

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>not a free individual

>beholden to society/community

>"anarchist"

ancoms pls

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sage

What the fuck is your gay ass board doing up on the top bar all the time?

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Have fun with this Ip 192.168.1.240 and this email wanyaodom341@gmail.com

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Satanchan is my waifu and I want her to summon eldritch sex demons to have orgies with

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We romans naowl.

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Debbie does Dallas

OMG my fellow lefties, this person who sounds like Janet Reno and Angry Homo Kid's kis totally btfo'd the people I disagree with in this webum

check it out my fellow kids

t. non-polyp shitposting man

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Classical Music Thread

As intellectual elites of society, I assume we all have good taste in classical, right?

Listen to this good shit. Linked at time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=On7BnzcEwKA#t=1812

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>needing a separate /b/

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You have been visited by the moot of Dead Boards

If you are reading this message brave board traveler, then heed the following instruction;

Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you repost this thread to 1 or more other dead board(s)..

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how do we de-spook lolberts like stefan molyneux? did any lefty youtubers (xexizy, rebel,...) tried to debate that bald bitch and convince him to turn left?

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Why aren't you fighting to stop the IS and make the middle east a place worth a shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoqds4LV9RI

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spooks

ITT post your fave spooks and how to bust them

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You're all a bunch of fucking

awesome comrades. Pat yourselves on the back. I mean it, do it right now.

Well done.

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what are we supposed to do here? I'm too autist to just leave things at random

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stop mastrubating :(

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sup

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stalin did nothing wrong and you know it

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Jews Zionism Israel

So how do you leftists feel about everyone's Greatest Ally?

Do you support or oppose Zionism?

How do you feel about WWI and the Balfour Declaration?

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Vandwelling

What are your thoughts comrades?

This is something that has captured my fancy personally.

I like the ideas of minimalist living, lessened economic hardship, and honestly the sheer unusualness of it.

edit: added subject

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GAS THE KIKES!

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How to bring communism to the Seven Kingdoms, /leftyb/? The only reason white walkers are a threat is because the nobility doesn't give a shit. There's more than enough obsidian and Valyrian steel to kill them all, it just isn't distributed according to need.

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FUCKING COMMIES

Edit: Gore (Shoveldog)

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Lewd thread

Share your horrifying fetishes, /leftyb/

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Was BWC the original BBC?

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Story Thread

>be me

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>needing a separate /b/ for lefty faggots because normal /b/ is too triggering

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lumpenprole

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>/leftyb/ is added to the top bar

>Front page is full of unfunny shitposting

Comrade BO, cadres please do something.

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>Arab Socialism

>Prussian Socialism

>Market Socialism with Chinese characteristics

the only true revolutionary ideals to strive for

search your heart you know it to be true

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Leftyfeels

>global capitalism is literally destroying the planet

>the rich will just build self-contained underground bunkers to escape acidic oceans and poisonous atmosphere

>if they need anything from the surface, they can just send their subterranean peasants to raid what's left

>they don't even need to cull the population directly, ecological collapse will do it for them

>by the time that happens, most labor will be able to be replaced by machinery

>the rich already have all the drones and bombers, meaning any attempt to thwart them won't work

At least we can watch capeshit movies while the world burns, right guys? Pew pew! ;_;

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Dank revolutionary memes

here it comes dat comrd

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Looks like Muslims beat the high score, and on Ramadan, too.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/afp/article-3637433/Shooting-Florida-gay-bar-multiple-injuries-police.html

Trump's a shoo-in now. GG everyone else.

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>muh roads

>where we are going there is no need for muh roads

LIBERTARIAN POSADISM 2016

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Does anyone else feel like they're often bouncing between not giving a fuck about anyone or anything and generally being angry for no reason to wishing they had more friends to actually being happy to be alone, in no particulate order?

Or is that just me?

Also

>no Lenin Hat flag

shit board.

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Trump is now a fetish

>you will never ballbust Trump

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Maybe the latest wave of fascism will actually trigger a socialist revolution in the West after they fuck everything up.

Maybe it'll be in our lifetime.

Or maybe not :^(

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>Madison Square Garden

>Square

>Garden

>Isn't a square nor a garden

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Health and Fitness thread

Always remember to keep yourself in good working condition, comrades! Being physically fit is good for your brain, too.

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I don't see how this board will do anything but divert traffic from /leftypol/, thus weakening it.

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How can I use dialectics to get a gf?

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THE ETERNAL GULAG

The Eternal Gulag is the pinnacle of gulag technology. Instead of a simple ten years of hard labor, The Eternal Gulag creates a literal hell on Earth (or any other planet The Eternal Gulag is constructed upon, to ensure liberation for workers of all alien species). All those sent to The Eternal Gulag are uploaded to computer banks via the the cutting-edge neurological technology of the 1st Interstellar. This allows them to live forever, but don't be fooled, for this is the greatest punishment possible.

The filthy bourgeoisie pigs you imprison within The Eternal Gulag will live until the heat death of the universe within the computer. It is programmed to provide them with every form of pain at all times. Through analyzing the brains of people burning to death, getting shot, witnessing their beloved family die, and stubbing their big toe we have created the most horrifying experience known to man. This is the hell that the bourgeoisie shall experience every day of their lives, until all they know shall be the torture of The Eternal Gulag.

And remember, it isn't inhumane, because the bourgeoisie don't count as people!

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MAKE TOTAL DESTROY

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I'm contemplating getting into nursing mainly because I'm sick of retail/fast food and want a job that actually benefits society.

Once I actually have training and experience, I'm thinking about the peacecorps or possibly just expatting somewhere like rojava and trying to help those in need.

I was curious to see if anyone here had done something like this and felt interested in sharing, or even if anybody just wanted to talk about their dreams and life goals and shit.

Pic unrelated.

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Full Mormon Communism when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAyKeOtavA4

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FR33Z3 P34C3

so what's up with the freeze peace argument thrown about by the right? should we censor people for thinking differently from us? isnt this counter-productive since they have a right to say "muh leftist establishment" and bash us?

also is the "conservative counter culture" real or just a dank may may? are we legitimate living under a regressive left world where free speech isnt allowed and everything is hate speech?

personally i think hate speech is still free speech, and no institutions or governments can ban it, and as long as it doesnt incite violence then it should be allowed. racist and sexist shit are of course allowed, and if anyone disagrees he can have an open debate, not just spout the carl the cuck meme.

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I won the game lads.

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Pranks

/leftypol/ did some crank calls a wile back. Anyone got webbums of that?

How can we keep the trickster spirit alive? How to prank capitalists and ideologues?

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/leftypol/ here, what the fuck is this

We have our own board

>Islamic state as a flag

END MY LIFE

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G E T