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File: a46710a2ed37ffd⋯.jpg (62.28 KB, 775x514, 775:514, IMG_20180205_092109.jpg)

 No.2380778

How can a lefty exploit this to their advantage? Is it too soon to try? DOW down about 1000 points since Thursday.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2018/02/05/dow-falls-300-points-open-extending-declines-last-week/306400002/

 No.2509494

>>2509492

looks like market manipulation to me


 No.2509504

File: 7a9ad18bc76710a⋯.png (93.48 KB, 1124x392, 281:98, 1.png)

>>2509494

>>2509492

>>2509481

Googled "integrated media technology wiki" --> Dragon's Den comes up --> What the fuck am I looking at?!


 No.2509507

File: 1aa29f1448f4058⋯.png (39.83 KB, 959x340, 959:340, NewStateOfTheDow135.PNG)

BACK ON TRACK


 No.2509510

File: 137cf64185b71af⋯.png (30.64 KB, 539x190, 539:190, 1.png)

Cmon baby, let DOW go under 24k, and all red close, thx


 No.2509513

File: 16f69ccd3222560⋯.png (215.23 KB, 620x541, 620:541, 1.png)

>this shilling


 No.2509515

File: 056c17ef1d26bf2⋯.jpg (16.54 KB, 250x186, 125:93, 3pm.jpg)


 No.2509516

File: a6136ba08261dc1⋯.png (2.93 KB, 322x22, 161:11, 1.png)

das it babey, just 30 points more drop

you has like 52 minutes to do it, bby


 No.2509518

>>2509515

I REFUSE to be deluded by your anarchist lies! That pic clearly shows 12.


 No.2509521

File: 883393c259010a0⋯.png (39.26 KB, 917x268, 917:268, 1.png)

someone explain 2 brainlet


 No.2509523

>>2509481

The fuck is this shit?

>MarketWatch called a spokesperson for the Australia-based company, which develops visual technology with a focus on glasses-free 3D display technology, but there was no answer and the voicemail inbox was full. The spokesperson, Adam Holdsworth at PCG Advisory Group, did not immediately respond to an email seeking information or comment.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/integrated-media-technology-shares-rockets-over-1000-on-heavy-volume-2018-05-02?mod=bnbh


 No.2509527

File: ac6e6667e332789⋯.jpg (237.35 KB, 1080x1538, 540:769, Screenshot_20180502-151630.jpg)

File: d40f8780808e13d⋯.jpg (9.62 KB, 281x234, 281:234, d40f8780808e13daab268edf0e….jpg)

BURN


 No.2509531

File: 0e12908c767b99f⋯.png (29.93 KB, 543x187, 543:187, 1.png)

File: ad35a64ab675c68⋯.jpeg (11.74 KB, 194x259, 194:259, curve.jpeg)

dat curve tho


 No.2509533

File: bba65a6098be543⋯.jpg (95.12 KB, 481x418, 481:418, bba65a6098be5437fe07853f60….jpg)

BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN


 No.2509534

-106 pts

under 24k


 No.2509535

File: 4428dd29fd8a6ba⋯.jpg (251.75 KB, 1077x1575, 359:525, Screenshot_20180502-152236.jpg)


 No.2509536

>>2509534

FREE FALL CONFIRMED

-127 pts


 No.2509537

File: 8d945efcfd9a288⋯.jpeg (12.62 KB, 202x249, 202:249, 1215.jpeg)

File: 5173eb4e75205c6⋯.png (7.73 KB, 208x171, 208:171, 1.png)


 No.2509538

File: 8ba41acd58166c2⋯.jpg (245.79 KB, 1077x1543, 1077:1543, Screenshot_20180502-152409.jpg)

File: cdfbbddaecc4c92⋯.webm (8.97 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, cdfbbddaecc4c921f3b156987….webm)

COLLAPSE


 No.2509540

GET GREASED FOR THE 3 PM ZONE


 No.2509541

File: 1c8b5b6644c39e1⋯.png (41.87 KB, 981x346, 981:346, NewStateOfTheDow136.PNG)

File: 6b0cf69dfe9ad83⋯.png (66.15 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1520265962224.png)

BLOOD IN THE WATER


 No.2509543

File: ff807d4a3c2ab1f⋯.webm (9.66 MB, 388x360, 97:90, Loud Nigra Rainbow Ride M….webm)

>>2509538

>below 24K


 No.2509546

>>2509541

That just really makes the 2pm mass increase look even more like an intentional market manipulation.


 No.2509547

>>2380778

Damn porky got everything he wanted today and it's still fell by over 100 points.


 No.2509549

goddammit this is gonna be fun to watch


 No.2509550

File: 061cbd125e0370f⋯.jpg (248.29 KB, 1067x1580, 1067:1580, Screenshot_20180502-153042.jpg)

CAN'T STOP THE DIALETIC


 No.2509551

File: cb3e37b389ac200⋯.png (47.39 KB, 1008x401, 1008:401, NewStateOfTheDow137.PNG)

File: 0a871759583ca30⋯.jpg (397.59 KB, 837x673, 837:673, 1518195605919.jpg)


 No.2509556

File: e842fa2ef04c53e⋯.jpg (236.49 KB, 1077x1552, 1077:1552, Screenshot_20180502-153259.jpg)

-150


 No.2509558

shiet who tf called for PPT?


 No.2509561

>>2509558

nvm it was a small rensnaissaisnce peak


 No.2509565

File: dd29f368ba3e92f⋯.png (32.06 KB, 544x185, 544:185, 1.png)

File: 0be58d72b8bb23a⋯.png (45.77 KB, 852x299, 852:299, 2.png)

-300 HERE WE COME


 No.2509566

>>2509556

>>2509565

>drop of over 200 points in under an hour and a half

w

e

w


 No.2509567

Who the fuck thought that the Dow would end under 700?


 No.2509568

>>2509406

I guess I'll try to do it by Friday. I'm a bit busy right now.


 No.2509569

>>2509561

Comrade, it is written like so:

R E N A I S S A N C E

This will help you remember: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5bzS0rC_F4

shoutout to dubtrack gangs, etc.


 No.2509570

>>2509568

Thanks, comrade. Please report back as soon as you can!


 No.2509574

File: c9184ff98227a22⋯.png (46.47 KB, 878x324, 439:162, 1.png)

File: 1de93fa1187b93a⋯.png (31.58 KB, 537x194, 537:194, 2.png)

C'mon, nig, let's do at least -200! Plenty a time!


 No.2509575


 No.2509576

File: 676d1145f88971c⋯.png (41.9 KB, 952x339, 952:339, NewStateOfTheDow138.PNG)

File: 27615b0868af4a3⋯.jpg (273.1 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 27615b0868af4a35c96c13fa88….jpg)


 No.2509578

File: bf179d7372f51a9⋯.png (3.28 KB, 70x156, 35:78, 1.png)

>this is the exact inverse of my boner rite now


 No.2509586

-200

SELL, SELL, SELL!


 No.2509590

File: cbac6e67b976108⋯.png (41.51 KB, 958x343, 958:343, NewStateOfTheDow139.PNG)

File: da75fefd7bb8d35⋯.png (2.01 MB, 1295x2489, 1295:2489, 1520384593829.png)


 No.2509591

File: c301636fdbc07d4⋯.png (30.72 KB, 552x205, 552:205, 2.png)

File: 9beacb01bb72e0c⋯.png (43.21 KB, 870x332, 435:166, 1.png)

C'mon, bby, we can get to -250!

I know you want it too!


 No.2509598

File: 64400818c5dc48a⋯.jpg (30.38 KB, 454x315, 454:315, Buy-the-Dip-1.jpg)

>2016

>they still doin thes


 No.2509599

File: 118d91d84a213a1⋯.jpg (248.67 KB, 1078x1574, 539:787, Screenshot_20180502-155618.jpg)

File: 27b8ff0da669427⋯.png (596.61 KB, 597x583, 597:583, 27b8ff0da6694270b6aa81036d….png)

GOOD


 No.2509600

UPHOLD -200ISM-LENINISM-MAOSIM-THOUGHT


 No.2509603

File: a31e1f745ead8e7⋯.png (41.91 KB, 914x318, 457:159, 1.png)

nngh


 No.2509606

LAST MINUTE


 No.2509608

File: ca3f44b06aa6eb5⋯.png (55.64 KB, 1152x450, 64:25, Screenshot-2018-5-2 Dow Jo….png)

THE NYSE IS CLOSED


 No.2509609

File: 62a792294d82fd7⋯.jpg (245.79 KB, 1066x1569, 1066:1569, Screenshot_20180502-160019.jpg)

Dow is closed


 No.2509611

File: 70878c8826de791⋯.png (31.04 KB, 542x194, 271:97, 1.png)

File: 7b91c12dcfd98c2⋯.jpg (33.28 KB, 750x755, 150:151, eyiher4vd1v01.jpg)

FINAL


 No.2509617

So the Dow is 400 points away from it's lowest point in March 23,


 No.2509620

File: 710a395ab033099⋯.png (8.51 KB, 218x171, 218:171, 1.png)

Can I receive a salary from Bloomberg now?


 No.2509621

do you think tomorrow will be a blood bath as well or it will get past the 24K mark into green territory?


 No.2509627

File: 1bd09cb6cf5fb8a⋯.png (10.04 KB, 320x188, 80:47, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1e9a322ae989337⋯.jpg (8.4 KB, 307x327, 307:327, 1451526179923-tv.jpg)

File: 930dde26333a5c5⋯.webm (2.15 MB, 854x480, 427:240, I'm a little upset.webm)

>>2509611

BUY THE DIP


 No.2509628

File: 7b0b1591d3075d5⋯.jpg (85.9 KB, 750x596, 375:298, 1518196475560.jpg)

>>2509621

I think it might hover around where it is now, maybe recover a bit (RENAISSANCE), maybe drop another .2% or so, but Friday might be where we see a more substantial drop.


 No.2509631

>>2509627

>>2509628

wellp futures are lookin bright for us anons


 No.2509635

File: 1207b3a796bed6a⋯.png (659.69 KB, 698x840, 349:420, EverythingWillBeFire.png)

>>2509631

FUTURES IN THE RED - BOURGEOISIE DEAD


 No.2509643

File: 589c719f37b204b⋯.jpg (158.08 KB, 645x1097, 645:1097, Screenshot_20180502-161843.jpg)

Dow futures predict a one percent drop


 No.2509751

>>2509643

w8 for tomorrow, tho


 No.2510443

R u rich yet


 No.2510476

File: ab7f5f4247269f8⋯.png (19.57 KB, 332x398, 166:199, 3.png)

File: 88062fc9f06169a⋯.png (17.65 KB, 314x394, 157:197, 2.png)

File: e1632a9d0ec7dde⋯.png (21.67 KB, 395x389, 395:389, 1.png)

EU start. Dow futures in slight green.


 No.2510608

File: ede24d4b7eb2003⋯.jpg (44.68 KB, 800x450, 16:9, clock_work_800_450_81_s.jpg)


 No.2510658

File: 98c509e2b36cddc⋯.png (29.35 KB, 205x447, 205:447, 4.png)

File: f7b7fd275b8e497⋯.png (26.24 KB, 400x385, 80:77, 3.png)

File: ce38280a5f20ca2⋯.png (26.26 KB, 355x385, 71:77, 2.png)

File: 0162b5f3a733c0f⋯.png (27.25 KB, 435x390, 29:26, 1.png)

lookin good


 No.2510684

>>2510608

reaction: Pentagon bans Huawei phone sales on their bases and steps up the Commerce Dept's investigation of ZTE's trade practices

Clearly things are only escalating. China will nuke food imports, America will say no to electronics imports.


 No.2510703

>>2510684

Trump installs a cardboard cutout of Speed Racer as the head of the DOT and retweets nanking deniers


 No.2510704

>>2510684

can't wait for the USA to just fucking run out of meat because they can't feed all that livestock.


 No.2510706

>>2510704 (me)

actually I misread the article, I feel dumb.

>>2510608

Any idea how the escalating trade war will affect day to day life in the USA


 No.2510716

>>2510443

Order corn


 No.2510717

-88.75 AT THE OPEN


 No.2510718

-119.53


 No.2510720

File: df3fdc959689def⋯.png (42.23 KB, 1152x445, 1152:445, Screenshot-2018-5-3 Dow Jo….png)

THE NYSE IS OPEN

>>2510717

>>2510718

-130


 No.2510721

-145.94 HOLY SHIT


 No.2510723

-171


 No.2510724

>>2510704

Whatever meat can't be imported from Argentina will be imported from Mexico via NAFTA.


 No.2510725

>>2510720

>>2510721

>>2510723

This isn't surprising. Check the headlines over the next few hours, if it's only news about new trade actions then expect markets to not recover after lunch. Investors are stupid and will burn all this to the ground if they feel Trump is actually going to commit to a trade war.

(spoiler: since Trump is actually committing to a trade war it's only a matter of time before a huge market crash happens)


 No.2510727

>>2510725

I mean first and last hours of trading are always the most fun. Dumb money is the most entertaining.


 No.2510730

File: 36bf00be62d9868⋯.png (64.23 KB, 720x739, 720:739, IMG_20180504_014420.png)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


 No.2510731

NEGATIVE TWO FUCKING HUNDRED


 No.2510734

File: 3270ae29c7d6cba⋯.gif (990.82 KB, 500x598, 250:299, RED_WARNING.gif)


 No.2510736

File: 32974148d78c34b⋯.png (27.13 KB, 539x192, 539:192, US.png)

File: 8eb28f045ae4766⋯.png (32.79 KB, 537x190, 537:190, EU.png)

File: f2daaa6fe4f3d62⋯.jpeg (8.49 KB, 287x175, 41:25, 233.jpeg)


 No.2510739

File: 933b0871e2ca69e⋯.png (1.85 MB, 849x1017, 283:339, 1514149648805.png)

>post yfw the Hibernians were right


 No.2510743

File: 251b60b12ab16ca⋯.png (252.17 KB, 629x551, 629:551, 1.png)

Oh, no! Space exploration man's business in shambles! How will we ever live on Mars again?!


 No.2510746

>>2510743

I really want this prick to go away. He makes my day worse.


 No.2510747

File: b4d438c66053a25⋯.png (35.79 KB, 720x575, 144:115, IMG_20180504_020717.png)

File: 56f80c2de711372⋯.jpg (7.62 KB, 255x191, 255:191, 28f49025bd07bac3998f49ba15….jpg)


 No.2510749

Woops==


 No.2510753

fuck we're just 400 points away from the 2 year moving average


 No.2510755

>>2510746

SpaceX probably won't go away, at least not until things like the Stratolaunch and XS-1 are flying. But Tesla probably won't make it to 2020 because:

>racial discrimination lawsuit

>changes in CA EV subsidy law that require "good labor relations" for mfgs to obtain subsidies, this particular point was aimed at Tesla which is a nonunion shop

>EVs and hybrids on the market that directly compete against him, and existing mfgs can obtain a lower unit cost through economy of scale

>increasing awareness/regulation of battery disposal

>logistics issues on Tesla's factory floor

>Tesla Autopilot being shittier than GM's Supercruise (which only works on highways which they have specifically mapped out)

>not many customers for his EV semi because the range is too low and the unit cost too high compared to alternatives (a big problem for enterprises who aren't spooked by branding like individual consumers are)

Musk's announcement that Tesla is going to start offering ridehailing services is extremely telling in this regard, he's going for broke and he's hoping Tesla's taxi service will be profitable or at least attract new VC money to sustain the operation. It probably won't given the recent court ruling making ridehailing drivers employees and not independent contractors of the companies they work for.


 No.2510758

>>2510755

Nationalise SpaceX tbh.


 No.2510759

File: 284900bb08202eb⋯.png (19.11 KB, 377x175, 377:175, cackles.png)

CACKLES EXTERNALLY


 No.2510761

File: fab56fe176dabd6⋯.png (63.26 KB, 720x846, 40:47, IMG_20180504_022140.png)

1%


 No.2510762

File: 4d08ff1f74da706⋯.jpeg (6.91 KB, 305x165, 61:33, download (1).jpeg)


 No.2510767

File: bdf629f50879b6f⋯.jpg (73.29 KB, 760x380, 2:1, 1.jpg)

File: e6094f972b31f36⋯.jpeg (6.79 KB, 300x168, 25:14, stratolaunch dreamchaser.jpeg)

File: 4b10117d017d90d⋯.jpg (19.78 KB, 349x207, 349:207, dreamchaser.jpg)

File: a8063d0e21f1a83⋯.jpg (55.91 KB, 558x480, 93:80, EC99-45080-25.jpg)

>>2510758

At the rate things are going Paul Allen's alternative will probably wind up being the dark horse victor since *his* launcher is just a fuckhuge plane that can fly anywhere also air launched rockets are safer operationally than ground launched rockets that can't as easily abort. All he needs is an actual orbital rocket eg the Dreamchaser or something else. This would basically let him launch from anywhere, in a greater variety of weather conditions, with lower loss rate compared to SpaceX or Boeing rockets.

https://www.nasaspaceflight.com/2014/11/snc-stratolaunch-dream-chaser-flights/

https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/rockets/a19156019/stratolaunch-rocket-launching-airplane-could-carry-a-new-space-shuttle/

http://spacenews.com/stratolaunch-planning-first-aircraft-flight-this-summer/

On that note, the Dreamchaser's design itself is derived from NASA's X-38. All of this was already nationalized then promptly forgotten about when the Soviet Union collapsed and Bush's spaceflight plans with them had to be rebuilt under Clinton and Yeltstien.


 No.2510768

File: 3620cb00dd664cd⋯.png (27.4 KB, 649x541, 649:541, NewStateOfTheDow141.PNG)

-1.14%


 No.2510769

300


 No.2510770

File: 6504b7e04cd13f7⋯.png (47.01 KB, 1152x453, 384:151, Screenshot-2018-5-3 Dow Jo….png)

WE HAVE REACH -300


 No.2510775

File: 28f49025bd07bac⋯.webm (2.25 MB, 320x240, 4:3, circus_music.webm)

350


 No.2510776

File: e5d1e604e9d32fe⋯.png (27.58 KB, 647x541, 647:541, NewStateOfTheDow142.PNG)

File: 0f45613935c4e2c⋯.png (216.28 KB, 444x300, 37:25, dfa324149511fea2df423b4c8a….png)


 No.2510777

File: d40340bce6caad3⋯.jpg (208.13 KB, 1078x1573, 98:143, Screenshot_20180503-103649.jpg)

File: cdfbbddaecc4c92⋯.webm (8.97 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, cdfbbddaecc4c921f3b156987….webm)

FALLING


 No.2510778

File: dfdef0cb5a5c3c9⋯.png (27.68 KB, 646x542, 323:271, NewStateOfTheDow143.PNG)

-1.5%


 No.2510779

File: 858dbd21f77f7a8⋯.jpg (27.54 KB, 630x417, 210:139, 123.jpg)


 No.2510780

File: 092cc2af0598af6⋯.jpg (184.72 KB, 620x419, 620:419, 092cc2af0598af67ef0284b1e0….jpg)


 No.2510781

>>2510778

literally the only green stock is Protector & Gamble co


 No.2510783

soo is this it /leftypol/??

is this the final crash?


 No.2510788

>>2510783

Probably not


 No.2510789

>>2510783

it's looking pretty comfy tho


 No.2510790

the only stock that will be going u`p today is the VIX


 No.2510791

>>2510783

nah

it's fun to watch though


 No.2510792

-386

nnnnnnnnnnnnnggh


 No.2510794

File: 081d52e27cc8692⋯.png (28.55 KB, 654x546, 109:91, NewStateOfTheDow144.PNG)

>>2510783

I doubt it is the 'final' crash. It's hard to even quantify what that would really entail. Like the 2008 crash, that started in 2007 and didn't bottom out until sometime in 2009. We might look back and say that the February crash was really the beginning of the end, but economic collapse isn't a single event, or a bad day/week on the market, it's a long-ass process.

Like >>2510789 said though, this is fun to watch.


 No.2510796

C'MON BABY, WE CAN DO -400!


 No.2510798

>NASDAQ DROPS IT'S NUTS AND DOW JUST GOES SIDEWAYS HAHA, OK


 No.2510799

File: 2d7f0b7151685f4⋯.png (4.87 KB, 334x195, 334:195, 9d5859eef382d3e55b5d9583c2….png)

File: 8b0f14a70188a6a⋯.png (4.68 KB, 339x188, 339:188, 6f8fe43b9e496617c8cc544a3d….png)

everything burns


 No.2510804

File: 658a73a933c7d0b⋯.png (67.25 KB, 720x919, 720:919, IMG_20180504_030146.png)

>"natural rally nothing to see here"


 No.2510806

File: 63df3d934891d88⋯.jpg (134.01 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, delish-tamale-dip-1.jpg)

BUY IT


 No.2510815

We goin back down?


 No.2510817

>>2510815

probably


 No.2510819

File: a420c55b6099612⋯.png (106.96 KB, 576x507, 192:169, 6ab.png)

>>2510817

>>2510817

WELL THEN LET'S GO DOWN HARD


 No.2510820

File: b872d375bc01389⋯.png (1.38 MB, 721x500, 721:500, eo9pbqqtgmv01.png)


 No.2510821

File: e81891c19a632d4⋯.gif (854.88 KB, 428x240, 107:60, eevl.gif)


 No.2510823

>>2510821

what does this mean? Are they calling investors and telling them to pull out?


 No.2510824

File: 1921940ff3e7086⋯.png (32.1 KB, 653x537, 653:537, NewStateOfTheDow145.PNG)

>>2510821

Diving back down!


 No.2510834

theres officially no green in the whole DOW all companies are in sweet, sweeet red


 No.2510835

File: f7971d599cf37f4⋯.png (45.1 KB, 1132x200, 283:50, 1.png)


 No.2510836

YOU CAN ALMOST SMELL THE FEAR

> "b- buy or sell??.."

I DONT FUCKING KNOW


 No.2510837

>>2510834

ok just the protecter & gambles but its a matter of time


 No.2510838

File: 24d7faf29a701cd⋯.png (16.73 KB, 237x396, 79:132, 1.png)


 No.2510841

File: b42ae4b35e9a932⋯.png (19.06 KB, 720x139, 720:139, IMG_20180504_033940.png)

File: 950fe9579ee63bc⋯.png (3.77 KB, 156x66, 26:11, IMG_20180504_034018.png)

File: 273f280366f0f72⋯.jpeg (17.57 KB, 523x281, 523:281, images (9).jpeg)

IT'S AFRAID


 No.2510842

>>2510841

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH


 No.2510843

File: 8d8243c1e844943⋯.png (718.93 KB, 698x789, 698:789, Screenshot-2018-5-3 Stock-….png)

File: a48ea8d065ae265⋯.png (21.47 KB, 300x250, 6:5, sqMDbbbGNG-1.png)


 No.2510844

>>2510843

SUDDENLY CHARTS LEARNED TO TALK


 No.2510849

>>2510843

Give them niggas the charts! Niggas love charts!


 No.2510852

File: 17e875ac3caf489⋯.png (1.88 KB, 83x82, 83:82, 1.png)

File: 6d907e6b1c00cd6⋯.jpg (293.55 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, s2-3cd050eafbe4d4efcd9862b….jpg)


 No.2510855

>>2510843

guys pack it up

one guy says they're overreacting


 No.2510857

File: 93019cfaed49f7f⋯.png (2.25 MB, 2108x2810, 1054:1405, SmugJeb.png)

>>2510852

R E N A I S S A N C E


 No.2510866

going back doooooooooooooown


 No.2510871

File: 0b8ee964923f68d⋯.webm (4.78 MB, 322x240, 161:120, i want dat meatball [360p….webm)

GIVE ME THAT -400

I WANT THAT -400

YOU UNDERSTAND?


 No.2510886

File: 7017007b966e28b⋯.png (1.48 MB, 1703x1080, 1703:1080, DD1_Caim_CG3.png)

I just love how non-artificial this market is.


 No.2510887

>>2510871

i think we will probably just end up at 23,580 or so


 No.2510888

File: 342f2b8d9b57f96⋯.jpg (171.56 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)

>>2510886

it's local and organic


 No.2510891

File: fd7c9d2a2d93d31⋯.png (50.03 KB, 720x686, 360:343, IMG_20180504_043909.png)

BULL TRAP FOR HIBERNIAN TIMELINE


 No.2510892

>>2510886

Love 2 pump cheap money into thing


 No.2510894

Today's been fun already. 3PM is gonna be a goddamn riot.


 No.2510896

File: 1edd0591ff9a527⋯.png (68.85 KB, 720x823, 720:823, IMG_20180504_044742.png)

File: 64ad6a3b164de19⋯.png (15.61 KB, 289x405, 289:405, IMG_20180504_044711.png)

E N G A G E


 No.2510906

File: 1bcc948e2c3eedc⋯.png (2.64 KB, 116x93, 116:93, 1.png)

Sorry, commies, looks like you won't be stopping capitalism very soon. ;^)


 No.2510910

File: d1925278231e051⋯.jpg (13.31 KB, 200x233, 200:233, bog.jpg)

>>2510896

>>2510906

JVPITER SAVES THE DAY


 No.2510911

>>2510906

SHIEEETTT COBBIES BTFO


 No.2510930

shit were in grean


 No.2510936

>>2510930

>Porky gets good news from the Fed

>stocks crash anyway

>start massive stock buybacks

>crash stops

Man, they just keep adding more and more layers of gauze on the wound, but they never CHANGE the gauze. Just keep adding more to soak up the blood.

And just like a wound, if you don't change the bandage, it eventually turns to rot and you die.


 No.2510940

>>2510936

>>2510930

The nightmare begins with false hope


 No.2510941

File: 3e22713cf3e37c3⋯.jpg (237.86 KB, 1080x1563, 360:521, Screenshot_20180503-134631.jpg)

>bulltrap.jpeg


 No.2510942

File: d77513d01400433⋯.jpg (233.43 KB, 1069x1545, 1069:1545, Screenshot_20180503-134805.jpg)

Back in the red


 No.2510960

File: f5aa3efb6ac9aeb⋯.png (953.87 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, CATERPILL.png)


 No.2510961

File: 3c0875b470088fd⋯.jpg (233.81 KB, 1080x1573, 1080:1573, Screenshot_20180503-140329.jpg)

FEAR


 No.2510966

>>2510960

A different scapegoat every day. It's the capitalist way.


 No.2510973

File: d6c0dc3a9d7bc58⋯.jpg (242.26 KB, 1080x1576, 135:197, Screenshot_20180503-142530.jpg)

CAPITULATE


 No.2510982

>>2510960

Ah, yes, now it makes perfect sense!

>millions of investors and brokers think like this.


 No.2510984

File: d4549e911816f8d⋯.jpg (265.58 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, 1420478201418.jpg)

JUST GET OVER 24K GOD DAMN YOU


 No.2511001

IT IS 3PM MY DUDES


 No.2511006

File: 056c17ef1d26bf2⋯.jpg (16.54 KB, 250x186, 125:93, 3pm.jpg)


 No.2511007

>me wondering if they're gonna plunge protect the bull trap.


 No.2511048

File: 838b25cd2bfc7e6⋯.png (43.94 KB, 979x370, 979:370, NewStateOfTheDow146.PNG)

STARTING TO DROP


 No.2511059

GG

Let's see If they can plunge protect Friday or whether happenings are off till autumn


 No.2511072

File: c32ba9104ae5024⋯.png (41.88 KB, 973x344, 973:344, NewStateOfTheDow147.PNG)

FIVE MINUTES TO CLOSE


 No.2511076

File: 806ed733d80262a⋯.png (136.16 KB, 1120x977, 1120:977, 1439761702905.png)

>>2511072

>>2510984

>the DJIA is never ever going above 24K again


 No.2511078

>closes at +0.02%

commies btfo


 No.2511083

File: 0c1772c15619975⋯.jpg (234.39 KB, 1900x1267, 1900:1267, 1324689799001.jpg)


 No.2511984

File: a6d26e228d3009b⋯.jpg (393.62 KB, 1586x1351, 1586:1351, ScreenHunter_444 May. 04 1….jpg)

More than 1,000 economists warn Trump his trade views echo 1930s errors

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/may/03/donald-trump-trade-economists-warning-great-depression


 No.2512008

>>2509377

>>2509388

def calculate(doc):
file = open(doc, 'r').readlines()
dollar, shs = 0, 0
for element in file:
if element == "\n":
continue
start = 0
if "$" in element:
start = element.find('$') +1
number = int(element.replace(",", "").replace(".", "")[start: element.find(' ')])
if "million" in element:
number *= 10000000
if "billion" in element:
number *= 1000000000
if "shs" in element:
shs += number
else:
dollar += number
return dollar, shs

dollar, shs = calculate("doc.txt")
print("dollar:", dollar, "ssh:", shs)

>>>dollar: 786513000000 ssh: 5693370000


 No.2512024

>>2512008

I fucked up zeroes, replace ``number *= 10000000`` with ``number *= 10**6`` and result will be correct ``dollar: 545808000000 ssh: 572370000``


 No.2512033

>>2512024

Thanks!

>545 808 000 000 $

That's a little more than half a trillion dollars, correct?


 No.2512057

>>2512008

{echo 'v=0';

curl https://pastebin.com/raw/b04gbdxR|grep '^\$'|

sed 's/\$//g;

s/million/\(10\^6\)/g;

s/billion/\(10\^9\)/g;

s/ /\*/g; s/,//g;

s/.*/v\+=&/g'

echo v}| bc

231433230000.00

??


 No.2512112

EIGHTEEN MINUTES


 No.2512118

So overall comrades how are things looking?


 No.2512129

File: b526f8345090d3a⋯.png (45.08 KB, 1152x464, 72:29, Screenshot-2018-5-4 Dow Jo….png)

THE NYSE IS NOW OPEN


 No.2512132

File: 3f853260aff7e7f⋯.jpg (50.98 KB, 500x357, 500:357, 1502582874976.jpg)

AVENGE THE UNION


 No.2512136

File: 9ab397c5181065d⋯.png (25.91 KB, 641x546, 641:546, NewStateOfTheDow148.PNG)

FRIDAY CREW WHAT IT DO WHAT IT DO


 No.2512144

File: c1d208c9aef4c68⋯.jpg (63.25 KB, 869x640, 869:640, angereybernie.jpg)


 No.2512163

File: 327d392dd97b80c⋯.png (67.56 KB, 720x845, 144:169, IMG_20180505_020448.png)

> is anyone else just really confused by the markets Bungy bouncing and trending sideways as well because I'm feeling like an absolute fucking brainlet trying to figure out what the fuck is going right now


 No.2512183

>>2512163

First off, the opening of the market is always very volatile. Investors say dumb money (people who just read the news and invest) are making erratic attempts to buy and sell with the limited knowledge they have and therefore fuck with the market.

Secondly, even seasoned investors don't really know whats gonna happen next. Reports from different industries show growth however economists say that something very bad could happen and that spooks investors.


 No.2512198

File: d478e1cef21afc8⋯.png (73.58 KB, 720x871, 720:871, IMG_20180505_022704.png)

> tbh I wanna watch this thing peak and then drop nuts below moving average over bad news on China and just fucking spiral.


 No.2512206

>>2512198

Is there any news about china that is coming in the next 4 or so hours. Becacuse china could just fuck up this little rally.

It is 10pm in beijing, why would CPC release a press memo at midnight.


 No.2512218

>>2512206

I thought they wrapped up trade talks yesterday, maybe that's tomorrow. I'm in NZ so I get my days fucked up.


 No.2512238

LA VRAI RENAISSANCE


 No.2512239

File: b7a7cd6fc2d60a9⋯.jpg (140.21 KB, 995x1510, 199:302, ScreenHunter_444 May. 04 2….jpg)

File: 743e6cf2ac575f7⋯.jpg (87.67 KB, 1345x703, 1345:703, ScreenHunter_445 May. 04 2….jpg)


 No.2512253

File: d0bb70873da1c01⋯.jpg (266.11 KB, 2271x2380, 2271:2380, nervous.jpg)

>>2512239

gommies btfo again


 No.2512257

>>2512253

Macron posting is the new Stirner posting


 No.2512289

File: 3f96a13b7b4bc2f⋯.png (71.25 KB, 720x856, 90:107, IMG_20180505_033545.png)

It's a special kind of schadenfreude to watch the market rally so hard.

I M M A N E N C E


 No.2512290

>>2512289

Up and down everyday. It doesn't even matter anymore


 No.2512330

File: 9631335bf389786⋯.png (280.13 KB, 480x360, 4:3, charlie_kelly.png)

>>2512239

Is it just me, or is Macron actually Charlie Kelly?


 No.2512339

>>2512330

just you


 No.2512344

File: 69e7a6585e36741⋯.jpg (160.94 KB, 1345x703, 1345:703, 743e6cf2ac575f76ee44300e9d….jpg)


 No.2512378

File: 1923699533f3a61⋯.jpg (227.26 KB, 1076x1571, 1076:1571, Screenshot_20180504-131934.jpg)

Markets are rallying hard


 No.2512590

>+300

the renaissance is on /leftypol eternally btfo

not really it's still a loss over the week


 No.2512692

>>2512590

Idiots misinterpreted the jobs data: the last time the unemployment rate hit 3.9% was in 2000 during the dot-com bubble, which crashed hard.

History will repeat itself; be prepared for a bloodbath next week when people will realize what's really going on.


 No.2512694

>>2512206

https://spidr.today/

>U.S. Trade Talks With China End With No Agreement


 No.2513921

shorting the DOW is really easy you guys just need to learn basic TA. it has a very very common pattern and its in a downtrend. short the high points. I've already made tons of money from just shorting the DOW and I don't even trade stocks. just crypto. the DOW has a very similar pattern to BTC back in January. get a tradingview account and learn the play the market.


 No.2513925

>>2498831

Get a VPN


 No.2513927

>>2507835

>when your position gets liquidated


 No.2514336

File: ade489359a7db3d⋯.png (109.41 KB, 1198x476, 599:238, based.png)

Based Musk is going to save the market with candy bars


 No.2514339

File: 77f6845e0e50143⋯.jpg (62.58 KB, 879x628, 879:628, exorcist.jpg)


 No.2514340

>>2514336

You realize why he's doing this right? Same reason he announced his own ridesharing service: Tesla is running out of money so he is going to produce garbage that might turn a profit to fund Tesla.


 No.2514343

>>2514340

and if that doesn't work he'll just spend less and less money on useless shit like hard hats, fire extuinguishers and safety intructors.

Working at Tesla is already like working in a 20th century Indian textile factory. Musk is fucking space Bezos.


 No.2514345

>>2514343

That won't last long though, in 2016 California changed it's EV subsidy law to require "good labor relations" amongst EV manufacturers that want to use subsidies. This was an open shot at Tesla who is nonunion. Where this comes to play is their recent racial discrimination lawsuit (which is still in litigation), any sort of major on the job accident would result in Cal OSHA walking in and giving the state government all the ammo it needs to destroy their business, especially now that non-Tesla UAW EVs exist and would still be subsidized against Tesla.

(also for some context before Tesla moved into Fremont it was known as Nummi which had an extremely good safety record, this is the baseline Tesla is being compared to and it's not a flattering one)


 No.2514346

>>2513921

>TA

>Not being a retard who belives in neo shamanism and the power of meme lines

Pick one


 No.2514347

>>2514340

>I can't believe he thinks this is gonna work.

>What, you're telling me AMERICANS are gonna buy this shit.

>AMERICANS of all people, buying stupid shit and shit food.

>Not in a million years.


 No.2514350

>>2514347

Americans are stupid but the market for overpriced Musk™ soy bars is much smaller than the market for EVs (currently dominated by Tesla and a handful of other vehicles), wall batteries (largely a Musk monopoly) flamethrowers (essentially a total Musk monopoly, but he hasn't made any deliveries). He's going down the list of stupid shit he can sell with diminishing returns each time.

On the topic of flamethrowers specifically, for as ingenious as that idea is it's also one that can be quickly destroyed through a California flamethrower ban or if the BATF arbitrarily decides his flamethrowers are a Destructive Device or an Any Other Weapon, as they did with the Pancor Street Sweeper shotgun at (California Senator) Dianne Fienstien's personal request. Soy bars aren't as controversial but have to compete against every other existing brand, all of whom benefit much more from an economy of scale.

My point is that this strategy won't work.


 No.2514354

>>2514343

>space Bezos

Bezos also has a space company.


 No.2514355

>>2514354

Fug, shitpost flag.


 No.2514356

>>2514350

two things:

1. did he say soy bars. I don't check twitter and all i can see in this thread is "candy company'. Soy bars somehow sound like worse idea than just selling novlety tesla hardcandy.

2. the musk wall battery and other musk battery initiatives is possibly the only project i could see myself buying into


 No.2514357

Predictions for tomorrow? I know the UK stock market is closed because it's bank holiday monday for workers day tomorrow, but is it for any other country? I know it isn't for America and I think the lack of volatility from other markets might see an increase in DOW tomorrow, unless the China tariff talks change that.


 No.2514379

File: d67f4624e7a31d9⋯.jpg (36.97 KB, 397x221, 397:221, 1929dow.jpg)

File: fa3ed18c902f43b⋯.png (10.61 KB, 611x204, 611:204, e4bd89f85251606396d47bc5dc….png)

tbh these kind of look pretty similair


 No.2514381

File: 75f88fd7f948dd3⋯.png (12.44 KB, 611x204, 611:204, e4bd89f85251606396d47bc5dc….png)

File: 5dc084a0168acc1⋯.png (77.51 KB, 397x221, 397:221, 1929dow.png)

>>2514379

made a paint showcase of how these are similair


 No.2514389

>>2514357

>unless the China tariff talks change that.

latest talks failed; Asian markets will be the first to open and they'll be probably negative or mixed at best

>increase in DOW tomorrow

not a chance; not only because of China: Iran is launching warnings to Trump too

>any other country

Italy will be down for sure because it's about to announce a new temporary government excluding Berlusconi and Salvini, which will call people to be on the streets to protest (center-right coalition won the latest elections); it'll be a mess

France got a huge protest against Macron this weekend; they'll be down too; a new survey today says 55% of French think Macron first year was negative


 No.2514392

>>2514389

The protest was yesterday but the train workers will probably stay on strike for the whole month just not everyday


 No.2514394

>'Trump's going to be forced to resign': Stormy Daniels' lawyer predicts a fall

>Michael Avenatti tells the Guardian a ‘significant amount of evidence is going to come to light’ – and says the American public will be ‘disgusted’ by it

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/may/06/stormy-daniels-lawyer-michael-avenatti-donald-trump

I wont be disgusted :D :D :D


 No.2514395

>>2498864

Yeah, of 2008.


 No.2514397

>>2513921

>I've already made tons of money

doubt.mp3


 No.2514402

>>2380778

I'm suspecting this "crash" is more the consequence of computer algorithms again.

This has happened often in the last few years tbh. It weirdly numbs reactions to such a crash.

It's like a phantom crash.

>>2498933

This is unlikely because there's bound to be attempts to make the market more volatile for hedge funds to make profits. Plus the price oscillator >>2498938 shows an overdue positive correction.

>>2498938

SP 500 is a market index of prices.

The oscillator is a momentum indicator. A negative momentum inditcator indicates how much the short term average is below the long term average.

Basically, the market is preobably going to have a massive positive correction soon.


 No.2514403

>>2498973

these glitches are becoming a fucking menace to the stock market because most financial gurus are struggling to figure out a solution to this problem.


 No.2514404

>>2498987

No you need an open eye to trade well.

Dumbass athiests must suck at trading.


 No.2514405

>>2499007

>manipulation keeping the US markets from collapsing

It's more likely the opposite.


 No.2514407

>>2500479

Financial institutions are notorious for playing the cattle into speculating on the market. That's how they earn money.


 No.2514408

>>2500523

Daily reminder that Goldman was key to starting the 07/08 financial crisis by requesting too much collateral from AIG (i think?).


 No.2514414

>>2511076

You severely underestimate the powers of financial institutions.

Who do you think runs 8ch?


 No.2514416

>>2511984

>They're literally attacking him for bringing Glass-Steagall (made in '33) back

>even though repealing it in 99 lead to the GFC

>even though it was made in responses to the great depression

Makes you think about who really runs the news corporations.

>how dare they stabilise the economy for the sake of the working-middle classes

And the worse part is that the the companies controlling the news are run by fools naive to the fact that a healthy working class leads to their own pockets getting money.


 No.2514417

>>2514340

I'm convinced musk is running a total con.


 No.2514422

>>2514417

>I'm convinced musk is running a total con.

that's really what he does, his companies are completely dependent on various subsidies and government handouts to even stay alive


 No.2514436

>>2514389

DOW could still go up, honestly the momentum of friday will probably be enough to land it in the green on monday.


 No.2514656

>>2514436

>momentum

look again at the 2 hours at the end of the chart


 No.2514660

https://www.investing.com/analysis/the-market-hangs-onto-supportagain-200313391

>Intermediate-Term Picture Remains Bearish

>“There is some evidence to suggest that stock investors would be well served by selling in May and going away this year."

:D


 No.2514824

>>2514381

You know even microsoft paint has a text feature right


 No.2514891

>>2514824

Honestly do not care.


 No.2515011

File: f859132ad0f27bc⋯.png (8.27 KB, 429x106, 429:106, nikkei.PNG)

going to sleep i count on you to keep it in the red comrades


 No.2515154

So when can we expect to really start feeling the effects of all of this? Because I'm ready for the great depression part 2 so I can say "I told you so" to my loved ones and I'm getting tired of waiting


 No.2515324

>>2515154

>so I can say "I told you so" to my loved ones

Unironically this


 No.2515331

>>2515154

Shit will really go down between August-November and the news will cover it, but the stock market is only a reflection of underlying economic forces so the tangible material effects apart from stockbrokers suiciding will come in the two years following it.


 No.2515447

>>2515154

My ex never believed in me when I said that a crash was coming and I want to prove her wrong. Bring on the accelerationism bois


 No.2515452

>>2514417

This. I hate him and the cult he consciously generated with a passion.


 No.2515455

File: 13e795d70811e5b⋯.jpg (12.99 KB, 400x210, 40:21, Happy-Baby-10-Ways-Make-Ba….jpg)

>>2514824

>>2514891

Anorky in action.


 No.2515456


 No.2515464

File: a197063d6574b0f⋯.png (31.71 KB, 541x192, 541:192, EU.png)

File: 35331ea07d3ac9b⋯.png (29.75 KB, 540x185, 108:37, US_Futures.png)

Communism eternally BTFO. Capital rules supreme.


 No.2515493

File: 55ca226f9a723da⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 21.49 KB, 350x200, 7:4, leninism.jpg)

>>2515455

Leninism in action.


 No.2515592

File: 26edcb5e93d96ab⋯.png (191.33 KB, 500x853, 500:853, the-ancap-daily-struggle-w….png)

>>2515464

Are yoy sure that's not corporatism that did that. It's only capitalism when I like it.


 No.2515629


 No.2515654

File: a4143266dba506e⋯.mp4 (5.14 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, DOW_thread.mp4)

OC


 No.2515656


 No.2515665

>>2515654

lmao

What's the source for this?


 No.2515669

>>2515665

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEUlW9IDXOw (this is probably already an edit from some kind of behind the scenes vid from a Lynch DVD)


 No.2515672

>>2515669

Lynch is such a magnificent weirdo.


 No.2515674

>>2515672

He has a weird energy sending cult and writes horrible techno music.


 No.2515697

File: 9cf2b7dcfbca149⋯.png (251.39 KB, 615x508, 615:508, 1.png)

this imperialism thing is sure a lucrative business


 No.2515745

>>2515654

GentleGinjeet did you make this or just re-upload it?


 No.2515792

File: ad8f407915d28d7⋯.jpg (88.7 KB, 440x599, 440:599, ad8f407915d28d705122fa7d76….jpg)

>>2515654

Good shit comrade


 No.2515807

File: 5d57fb94b83e062⋯.jpg (228.93 KB, 1079x1570, 1079:1570, Screenshot_20180507-131217.jpg)

The Dow right now


 No.2515910

File: 1573f121382a49a⋯.jpg (230.31 KB, 1080x1563, 360:521, Screenshot_20180507-145236.jpg)

FALL


 No.2515917

>>2515910

It's 3pm my dudes


 No.2515923

File: 3b416f1e0c6d864⋯.jpg (234.38 KB, 1080x1572, 90:131, Screenshot_20180507-150042.jpg)

>>2515917

OOOOAAAAHHH


 No.2515936

>>2515915

>3PM CRASG

I'm new here, can someone translate it please?


 No.2515953

File: 4690b0f421ea3a3⋯.jpg (239.36 KB, 1074x1579, 1074:1579, Screenshot_20180507-152133.jpg)

File: e0b3995870a7a14⋯.png (80.28 KB, 230x305, 46:61, e0b3995870a7a14c9b41921129….png)

COLLAPSE


 No.2515959

File: 4c529b3e592a423⋯.png (41.88 KB, 942x375, 314:125, NewStateOfTheDow149.PNG)

>>2515936

A lot of the time you'll see the biggest movements in the market at the very end of the day. 3pm is 1 hour before closing. The closer to 4pm you get the more radical volatility you tend to see.


 No.2515960

File: 0a871759583ca30⋯.jpg (397.59 KB, 837x673, 837:673, destrr_uction.jpg)

>>2515953

oh man, oh man 3 PM delivers well


 No.2516017

>>2515960

oil started it tho


 No.2516033

File: c3ac16004f74fac⋯.png (46.25 KB, 1152x370, 576:185, Screenshot-2018-5-7 Dow Jo….png)

File: 52757f2fb2c2f9b⋯.png (14.11 KB, 402x227, 402:227, Screenshot-2018-5-7 Dow Jo….png)

THE NYSE IS NOW CLOSED


 No.2516509

File: 3dc6d0bd35328a8⋯.png (29.87 KB, 541x196, 541:196, 1.png)

EU open.


 No.2516562

File: b087cf1ad5b272a⋯.png (29.44 KB, 542x197, 542:197, 1.png)

US futures


 No.2516584

Porky bought the fucking dip yesterday.

Time for a new

D I P P

I

P

P


 No.2516595

>>2516562

what happened,

apart from the annoucement that trump was gonna make an annoucement later today.


 No.2516597

>itt: /leftypol/ cheers for a bunch of squiggly lines falling

This thread is like the world's most autistic football game


 No.2516598

>>2516597

what are we supposed to do when footballs not on.


 No.2516599

File: 2a5348bb044877f⋯.jpg (94.23 KB, 1417x516, 1417:516, ScreenHunter_455 May. 08 1….jpg)

Can that /biz/raeli explain why the fuck the ftse is doing this shit


 No.2516627

File: 301df7c4607ec7e⋯.png (360.9 KB, 512x512, 1:1, Z7HeRxU.png)


 No.2516629

File: 5e179bfe29c002f⋯.png (35.61 KB, 760x615, 152:123, 379514cf9e59f0892393f245f4….png)

R.I.P crypto currencies.


 No.2516656

File: b8f029971f3375b⋯.jpg (204.03 KB, 1069x1554, 1069:1554, Screenshot_20180508-093056.jpg)

NYSE OPEN


 No.2516661

File: ef3d24ad781deca⋯.png (26.78 KB, 542x188, 271:94, 1.png)

NYSE opened


 No.2516667

File: 272dbd872638533⋯.jpg (221.03 KB, 1080x1539, 40:57, Screenshot_20180508-095513.jpg)

FALLING


 No.2516670

File: 2e40be08781b797⋯.png (26.75 KB, 541x188, 541:188, 1.png)

>>2516661

>dat oil drop


 No.2516695

>>2516670

but trumps annoucing today


 No.2516744


 No.2516818

File: fc3a559b6ed932a⋯.png (23.5 KB, 954x343, 954:343, ba0961afefe4b4a41a310336a6….png)

Oil getting hammered.


 No.2516860

30 bings before the great fall


 No.2516889

>>2516599

stairway to heaven


 No.2516908

File: 5dea9405478bbdd⋯.png (215.29 KB, 524x695, 524:695, Screenshot-2018-5-8 Trump ….png)


 No.2516926

>>2516908

so what decission would fuck up the markets?


 No.2516935

File: 28e8729db5534be⋯.jpg (223.15 KB, 896x567, 128:81, bueno.jpg)

>>2516926

He's pulling the US out of the Iran nuclear deal.


 No.2516945

EXCELLENTE


 No.2516948

File: c721e906a759db3⋯.png (827.58 KB, 769x767, 769:767, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.png)

And it's almost 3pm


 No.2516967

File: 563388ed01145fd⋯.png (198.32 KB, 549x263, 549:263, Screenshot-2018-5-8 Trump ….png)

File: 464da126217abeb⋯.jpg (189.17 KB, 521x382, 521:382, CQycAul.jpg)

>>2516926

TRUMP LIVE NOW


 No.2516980

File: a5c9e4fb1ade85d⋯.png (30.06 KB, 817x321, 817:321, 612ec00fe4d07ac9b087273423….png)

wtf?


 No.2516981

File: 83d10c433ef6380⋯.png (38.8 KB, 768x309, 256:103, Screenshot-2018-5-8 Dow Jo….png)

ok wtf.


 No.2516986

>>2516981

my guess is that they have no idea what's going to happen so they just all follow the trend


 No.2516991

>>2516980

>>2516981

It just dropped all the way back down.


 No.2516993

File: ac5036233caf31e⋯.png (43.93 KB, 768x330, 128:55, Screenshot-2018-5-8 Dow Jo….png)

>>2516986

>>2516990

Actually, forget it, we're going down as hard as we got up.


 No.2517035

File: 12bf0db592a103d⋯.png (54.46 KB, 230x219, 230:219, 20110720-cfad.png)

FUCKING DROOOOP


 No.2517041

File: c2c441f6f587259⋯.png (41.3 KB, 969x343, 969:343, NewStateOfTheDow150.PNG)

>>2517035

DROPPING


 No.2517049

File: 730c357b0da170c⋯.png (40.97 KB, 972x346, 486:173, NewStateOfTheDow151.PNG)

157 POINT DROP


 No.2517053

File: 7c2b5b10169e7f6⋯.jpg (247.95 KB, 1080x1565, 216:313, Screenshot_20180508-144208.jpg)


 No.2517062

File: d40f8780808e13d⋯.jpg (9.62 KB, 281x234, 281:234, d40f8780808e13daab268edf0e….jpg)

File: dad142adda3c238⋯.jpg (240.27 KB, 1080x1572, 90:131, Screenshot_20180508-144451.jpg)

COLLAPSE GOD DAMMIT


 No.2517064

real volatility hours


 No.2517067

>>2517064

love twitter memes


 No.2517076

File: db4799754aed84f⋯.jpg (38.06 KB, 600x515, 120:103, noice.jpg)

bought some dow jones just now, going to rake in the dough


 No.2517080

File: 5d35394435d3710⋯.jpg (246.75 KB, 1079x1570, 1079:1570, Screenshot_20180508-144848.jpg)

File: 4a4f2f81f55d84b⋯.jpg (156.24 KB, 300x256, 75:64, 4a4f2f81f55d84b356df7ae6e2….jpg)

THERE SHALL BE NO RENAISSANCE


 No.2517085

File: 2e4e3972f4f889b⋯.jpg (220.88 KB, 568x479, 568:479, 1515645395124.jpg)

>>2516993

Made the right choice brother i already feel the gains


 No.2517122

File: 056c17ef1d26bf2⋯.jpg (16.54 KB, 250x186, 125:93, OhBoy3pm.jpg)

OH BOY ITS 3PM


 No.2517178

File: add1ff7141cfb1e⋯.webm (396.95 KB, 480x360, 4:3, dow general.webm)

Took me forever to get the aspect ratio but here's some OC. feel free to do what you want with it (i don't have a YT)


 No.2517458

>>2517178

I'm an idiot. What do I have to know to be able to make these kinds of videos?


 No.2517474

File: 1378b09fb671932⋯.png (60.82 KB, 652x469, 652:469, ClipboardImage.png)

hmm, it seems that it closed rallying enough to escape the dip, but futures are already dropping so who knows what's gonna happen


 No.2517523

>>2517458

Get some video editing software and dick around in it. Real fuckin easy to drag some clips together and export. Then upload to youtube or convert to webbum.


 No.2518375

>>2517458

linux

kdenlive


 No.2518459

File: bcbfbf6eafa5a12⋯.jpg (207.19 KB, 1079x1578, 1079:1578, Screenshot_20180509-095952.jpg)

The Dow at the momment


 No.2518674

File: 75cc8378073c473⋯.png (3.52 KB, 292x22, 146:11, 1.png)

It's over, commies.


 No.2518684


 No.2518702

File: 5778d090d0fcb59⋯.png (68.49 KB, 1114x297, 1114:297, 1.png)

More stock buybacks

A lot of them around 10%. It's fucking ridiculous.

https://www.marketbeat.com/stock-buybacks/


 No.2519100

> Not Praying for things to look optimistic right now with Oil volatility

I'd roll my dice on another 200 gain before stock prices on Friday resembles a 9.5 on the Richter scale


 No.2519778

how are we doing today bois?


 No.2519821

>>2519100

what tells you that friday will be huge?


 No.2520082

>why stocks doing stronk?!?

>>2518702

This + heightened imperialism (le buy private military stocks) + trade sanctions in place.

TL;DR: the inevitable has been postponed.


 No.2520164

Friday looks like it'll be volatile™ Just because oil uncertainty has had a week to fester into supply worries and May magic


 No.2520804

File: d6416c9f4b067e5⋯.png (425.83 KB, 600x699, 200:233, d6416c9f4b067e5e719549c2aa….png)

>Global debt crisis ahead?

https://thenextrecession.wordpress.com/2018/05/08/global-debt-crisis-ahead/

>In recent weeks, the right-wing government in Argentina has been forced to hike its policy interest rate (which sets the floor for all borrowing rates) dramatically from an already high 27% in April up to 40% last week. In January, the Argentine central bank had been experimenting with reducing its interest rate but that came to an end very quickly. Why? For three reasons.

>First, foreign investors (who are key to the success of the austerity and pro-business policies being adopted by the Macri government) were concerned that inflation was not under control and began to withdraw their capital. Even the government admitted that inflation was heading towards 15% this year. The Argentine peso started to slip against the dollar.

>Second, the dollar started to jump in the last month because of fears of an international trade war, which always leads to investors rushing to the ‘safe haven’ of the dollar and because the US Federal Reserve is pressing on with raising its policy rate, thus making investing in other countries’ currencies less attractive to speculators.

>And third, there has been a sharp rise in the crude oil price, driven by attempts to boost it from the OPEC cartel in the Middle East and growing political tensions between the US and Iran. That means extra costs of importing energy for many economies like Argentina, Turkey or South Africa.

>Those economies with large trade deficits, high inflation and apparently little control over their government spending, and above all, high levels of debt, are the most vulnerable to foreign investors taking their money away. And that means Argentina, Turkey, South Africa and others.


 No.2520958

File: 6a20684cc361da5⋯.png (25.25 KB, 542x194, 271:97, dow right now.png)

>check marketwatch

>big headline about the seventh straight day of market gains

>look at the actual state of the market

Sorry guys let's pack it in. An economy this strong isn't likely to fall any time soon.


 No.2520988

>>2520958

We're no where near ready to take the reing of the mode of production from capitalist anyways ;_;


 No.2521787

>>2520988

were always ready i mean at least i know in my country theres a commie party which would be ready, in france and other countries maybe too


 No.2522544

File: 81829f4ecb0007a⋯.png (13.6 KB, 328x99, 328:99, 1.png)

File: 40e5e508f7b0d4d⋯.png (6.35 KB, 562x26, 281:13, 2.png)


 No.2522765

File: 9ebd53e0902219c⋯.jpg (39.49 KB, 645x773, 645:773, 1323577989004.jpg)

>tfw have a 401k now so I can no longer laugh mirthfully when the stock market drops


 No.2523224

File: 0a4a66c05b491a4⋯.jpg (759.65 KB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_0725.JPG)

This Nibba just said there are bubbles in the London market before its opening.


 No.2523251


 No.2523291

File: 5173da3a0f4306f⋯.png (30.3 KB, 551x192, 551:192, 1.png)


 No.2523292

File: ced0798115bc98d⋯.png (26.64 KB, 328x197, 328:197, 1.png)

BOGGED


 No.2523318

File: 6cbb475102aacc2⋯.png (32.43 KB, 538x192, 269:96, 1.png)

File: 08b3ea7affe178f⋯.jpeg (6.46 KB, 311x162, 311:162, 2.jpeg)


 No.2523321

File: a3b0a30aed18b52⋯.png (70.27 KB, 1110x309, 370:103, 1.png)

>>2518702

MORE STOCK BUYBACKS

GROW, BUBBLE, GROW!!


 No.2523376

File: d5623a5486c05e2⋯.jpg (766.29 KB, 1500x915, 100:61, Soap-bubbles.jpg)

>>2523321

Can't wait for this bitch to pop


 No.2523426

File: 4d73c6263c601a7⋯.png (73.43 KB, 627x505, 627:505, 1.png)

EVER THUNK ABOUT THAT?


 No.2523461

>>2523426

I actually have been thinking about that as a real possibility. Not that it can stave off the inevitable forever, but if the fed just keeps clogging up the drain with all the money it keeps printing, it could be a long haul.


 No.2523497

>>2523461

I think we've reached the end of the Fed's fuckery, but you're gonna see a lot of firms pumping their stock price with buybacks, basically shedding the trillions that they've stockpiled over the last 10 years.

But doing that just decouples actual value from market cap even further, which makes the crash even more fun when it happens. Basically, we're edging right now.


 No.2523530

>>2523426

But it like healing diarrhea by sealing ass - if you do this you didnt shit in pants now, instead you die latter.


 No.2523533

>>2523530

nice metaphore comrade


 No.2523604

File: 530ae5685f15ca7⋯.png (30.84 KB, 539x189, 77:27, 1.png)

File: 02c89e10e58a88e⋯.png (35.31 KB, 677x476, 677:476, 2.png)

Swingey. 01:30 hrs to go.


 No.2523606

File: 749a77b178c4405⋯.jpg (27.77 KB, 480x360, 4:3, 124.jpg)

>>2523530

(read it in this voice)


 No.2523773

File: 0ccb02d398c63b2⋯.png (32 KB, 540x189, 20:7, 1.png)

J U S T


 No.2523923

>>2523530

amazing


 No.2524092

File: 0253de465ac8bb9⋯.png (136.18 KB, 1264x924, 316:231, Hang seng spooked.png)

File: 62cd0ba65ce40af⋯.png (143.03 KB, 1270x934, 635:467, Nikkei dont look to good .png)

Asia at the moment


 No.2524095

File: e0b3995870a7a14⋯.png (80.28 KB, 230x305, 46:61, e0b3995870a7a14c9b41921129….png)

>>2524092

Dis gun b gud


 No.2524291

File: bd22ee23e7e7792⋯.png (28.81 KB, 539x200, 539:200, 1.png)

US futures.


 No.2524293

File: be22ad07f073b15⋯.png (42.51 KB, 673x414, 673:414, 2.png)

File: aef356c418a0ed0⋯.png (37.46 KB, 667x422, 667:422, 1.png)

>>2524092

Asia close.


 No.2524306

File: f4f8b53e1768cf7⋯.png (5.46 KB, 386x28, 193:14, 1.png)

"win streak"


 No.2524392

File: af743f98608f03f⋯.png (26.54 KB, 651x547, 651:547, NewStateOfTheDow152.PNG)

Nice immediate 200 point drop this morning.


 No.2524393

File: 8dd3445088132ed⋯.png (197.19 KB, 655x377, 655:377, GoodNewsIsBadNews.PNG)

GOOD NEWS IS BAD NEWS

DOWN IS THE NEW UP


 No.2524394

>>2524393

guillotine is the new ferrari


 No.2524399

File: 948e248045aa6f9⋯.png (28.03 KB, 542x196, 271:98, 1.png)

File: 14c1792647c6b79⋯.png (30.95 KB, 540x200, 27:10, 2.png)

Looking good.


 No.2524451

NOW APPROACHING 1%


 No.2524463

>>2524451

cmon cmon cmon cmon


 No.2524484

>>2524451

PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM TO THE RESCUE!!


 No.2524488

Check the FTSE close. DOW will be similar.


 No.2524490

File: e31d6e91aab4431⋯.png (7.4 KB, 205x151, 205:151, 1.png)


 No.2524493

File: ff4b293fa7988a6⋯.jpeg (6.3 KB, 259x194, 259:194, Commander Cash.jpeg)

>>2524490

Commander Cash, with his Plunge Protection Team will stop you evil Commies from ruining

THE AMERICAN WAY


 No.2524516

>>2509369

Historically don't companies seem to do buy-backs at the worst time?? (preceding a major drop in entire stock market?)


 No.2524538

>>2524516

because the reason they do those buybacks in the first place is to make that drop not happen (at least thats what they probably think will happen) but they just end up pumping more and more the bubble and making the drop even worse


 No.2524545

>>2524538

>making the drop even worse

And loose money.


 No.2524548

NOW ENTERING THE 3 PM ZONE


 No.2524558

>put on Fox biz to listen to them rationalize being down a percentage point

>"Hey look at Israel Gaza and the region"

>"Look at these violent protestors who keep dying"


 No.2524569

File: fa7f942be8665c1⋯.png (31.89 KB, 539x198, 49:18, 1.png)

20 minutes to go

FALL, NIGGA, FALL!


 No.2524574

>>2524569

>Gold down 2%

my dick


 No.2524590

File: 03bd7e0c4e8f9cd⋯.jpg (43.77 KB, 450x450, 1:1, 1519949589448-450x450.jpg)

So do you guys think this will be better or worse than 2008? And what will the response be?


 No.2524599

>>2524590

It'll be much worse. This time around Salle Mae will fuck the market like Fannie and Freddie did last time. Colleges, universities and grads with student loans will get hurt the hardest. Banks will fail and people will quickly learn what the FDIC is and why it exists.

The era of global capitalism begun in 1991 is coming to a close. America will survive largely intact only because it's elites are ready to stoke nationalism to cause protectionism, but this process will severely disrupt if not destroy most capitalism outside of the US.


 No.2524608

>>2524590

Much, much worse.

>>2524599

>America will survive largely intact only because it's elites are ready to stoke nationalism to cause protectionism

I doubt that this could succeed.


 No.2524614

>>2524590

America is going to fall. Like, full-on Mad Max scenario. Anyone in a major city or suburb is probably going to starve once food shipping stops. Gangs made up mostly of soldiers, cops, etc. are going to run rampant plundering resources and hunting minorities for sport. The rest of the West is going with us, too. Some rich people will probably set up private islands and bunkers to try to ride out the storm.

Socialism will rise in Latin America while the CIA tries to take control of whatever factions it can in the former USA. The west will tank with the US and China will collapse and be taken over by the workers. India may actually become a superpower by 2020 just by virtue of not being as much of a mess as the US and China after the crash. Without the petrodollar or the US interfering, MENA will turn itself around after preemptively destroying Israel in self-defense. There'll be another Arab Spring but this time they'll follow the Kurds' example. Putin will start seizing land in Europe now that NATO is gone. Southeast Asia will use all of the factories porky built there to produce what they need and catch up to the first world.


 No.2524617

>>2524614

/k/ pls as much as I want mad max to be reality the food stamps will continue and keep preventing revolution. America will continue surviving even as the gap between the haves and have-nots becomes greater. Neither party will accept reform and things will just continue as the new urban poor is forced to the margin of society which will have just enough domestic industrial jobs to keep them from going full ☭TANKIE☭. Meanwhile China's economy will completely crash and they will see all their recently acquired wealth wiped out.

You're right about latam socialism though. AMLO is going to get shot and start a new mexican civil war, a shitstorm that will probably ignite a red wave all the way to Argentina.


 No.2524622

>>2524617

Nah, falling RoP combined with the Everything Bubble is going to nuke the US economy. The investors jumping out of windows will blot out the sun.


 No.2524658

>>2524590

It may be worse than 193X years.


 No.2524667

>>2524614

>China will collapse

May they establish neostalinism with AI drived economy in region?


 No.2524680

File: 9337d570328d974⋯.gif (998.03 KB, 500x371, 500:371, FlyMyPretties.gif)

>>2524622

>The investors jumping out of windows will blot out the sun.


 No.2524701

>>2524614

>People in suburb area's starve to death

>Gangs made up of mostly soldiers cops etc.

>Plundering resources

>Hunting minorities for sport

Yeh but what's going to change after the crash happens


 No.2524740

>>2524614

i buy it anon. it sounds fun, but how about europe?


 No.2524798

File: 667504b12ad7fd8⋯.png (241.37 KB, 300x400, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

>>2524701

touche

>>2524740

Putin happens, with possibly some invasions from north Africa. The UK will try to conquer shit but they'll have their hands full with the IRA and Scotland rebelling. With the collapse of the economy the EU will go; the nativists will be sure of that. There's enough domestic agriculture that Europe will manage to survive, although there will still be famines in the cities and unrest as the militaries act more like gangsters. Continental Europe as a whole will be like the middle ages again, with everyone fighting each other until Putin rolls through. Italy and Turkey will be in the fight, along with Egypt, but ultimately if Putin lets everyone fight he can sweep in and take what he wants. All he has to do is bide his time. Having vast oil reserves in now-thawing Siberia will be a huge advantage.


 No.2524889

File: ebdfe48629a3362⋯.png (92.21 KB, 209x228, 11:12, ebdfe48629a3362065340e3eb1….png)

>>2524701

Good shit mate.


 No.2525176

File: b70095ff6b8453b⋯.png (30.28 KB, 541x191, 541:191, 1.png)

EU start. Dat drop, tho.


 No.2525180

File: efb0efcf1dd148f⋯.png (120.79 KB, 614x192, 307:96, 1.png)

File: 5b280ddf80a12f1⋯.png (89.3 KB, 685x443, 685:443, 2.png)

>>2525176

Is "bag lady" a PC term for female homeless?


 No.2525183

File: cdbb660170fb896⋯.png (30.27 KB, 539x196, 11:4, 1.png)

>>2525180

US futures in slight red.


 No.2525185

File: c14990d39e8a487⋯.jpg (56.39 KB, 850x478, 425:239, 20180501_004356.jpg)

>>2524614

>another Arab spring

>But they'll follow the Kurds example

HURRY UP AND FALL MOTHERFUCKER


 No.2525246

File: 6eed0644df326a4⋯.png (44.67 KB, 214x382, 107:191, NowhereToHide.PNG)


 No.2525248

>>2525180

>Is "bag lady" a PC term for female homeless?

I don't know if it's necessarily a PC term but it is a euphemism yeah


 No.2525274

>>2525180

Oh no! Equality meant to be able to suffer some men's issues.


 No.2525397

File: 1d36f5932d6e1e9⋯.png (21.27 KB, 612x92, 153:23, lol.PNG)


 No.2525572

File: 4364da0e57b69ec⋯.png (25.02 KB, 339x183, 113:61, 1.png)

US ended in positive meh, crypto had a massacre.


 No.2525799

File: c016f73788183fa⋯.png (34.92 KB, 694x422, 347:211, 1.png)

dat drop tho


 No.2525800

>>2525572

Cryptocurrencies are going to be a constant fucking wave that'll last as long as that kike Soros is around.


 No.2526010

File: c592e6d85387774⋯.jpg (194.2 KB, 1077x1572, 359:524, Screenshot_20180517-093209.jpg)

NYSE OPEN


 No.2526015

File: 92665ee7382eed3⋯.jpg (203.82 KB, 1077x1539, 359:513, Screenshot_20180517-094250.jpg)

DROP


 No.2526072

File: dff3ff79efa0052⋯.gif (235.25 KB, 620x465, 4:3, dff3ff79efa0052b8eceee0097….gif)


 No.2526083

File: fe0e45e26812b19⋯.jpg (217.63 KB, 1074x1575, 358:525, Screenshot_20180517-120450.jpg)

Dow Jones had an attempt at a renaissance back in the red now


 No.2526151

File: 37d70aa1f1d66c2⋯.png (31.21 KB, 542x196, 271:98, 1.png)

YEE HAAW, BOYOS!


 No.2526152

File: 334b7b1318c5fd1⋯.jpg (231.18 KB, 1080x1576, 135:197, Screenshot_20180517-135909.jpg)

File: 47e9753f2a2c046⋯.png (529.17 KB, 474x476, 237:238, 47e9753f2a2c046c81d63f3701….png)


 No.2526153

File: bbb503152fe35fc⋯.png (10.11 KB, 300x83, 300:83, 1.png)

[candy making intensifies]


 No.2526156

File: 206190afcd786a0⋯.jpg (229.33 KB, 1077x1575, 359:525, Screenshot_20180517-140246.jpg)

File: d40f8780808e13d⋯.jpg (9.62 KB, 281x234, 281:234, d40f8780808e13daab268edf0e….jpg)

BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN


 No.2526181

File: 803adb893471748⋯.png (38.31 KB, 1101x167, 1101:167, 1.png)

1 more buyback appeared today. Why the latency? (it's 6 days old) Do they announce the buybacks so late on purpose to hide the actual scope of the crisis? I bet there's more buying back going on than actually announced.


 No.2526258

File: 663f227c757fbfa⋯.png (32.77 KB, 539x198, 49:18, 1.png)

US close


 No.2526277


 No.2526283

>>2526277

HOLY WAR

Catholic religion vs. market religion


 No.2526502

>>2526277

From another article on MW

>People are buying bitcoin because their horoscope told them to

You commies need to learn basic economics. Markets are the most efficient system because it's full of rational actors and


 No.2526531

File: eed8b90c79a23c8⋯.png (1.92 MB, 1050x1680, 5:8, dead debt.png)


 No.2526535

File: 6d4b3584cb8006e⋯.jpg (27.89 KB, 451x342, 451:342, laughingmay.JPG)


 No.2526668

File: 23b2797a5875cf8⋯.png (27.95 KB, 539x188, 539:188, 1.png)

EU open.


 No.2526876

File: 9e9e5e5e0f62b1e⋯.png (26.96 KB, 535x188, 535:188, 1.png)

here we go


 No.2527240

File: ed4a31110ad0520⋯.png (57.45 KB, 1112x248, 139:31, 1.png)

>>2526181

4 more buybacks, 1,85 billion in total.


 No.2527243

>>2527240

These buybacks - Does the announcement mean they have finished buying back, or that they are going to commence the buyback?


 No.2527263

>>2527243

>buyback type

>new

imo means it is announced and made

>additional

imo means it is just another buyback from the same company

such a shame that that site is shite


 No.2527265

File: 13e1dafed216e4a⋯.png (32.06 KB, 544x189, 544:189, 1.png)

US close. Much renaissance.


 No.2527268

>the stock market is only open from 9:30 to 4

what work do these people actually do again?


 No.2527269

>>2527265

aw things look tense af

i cant wait for monday


 No.2527271

>>2527268

oh, plus an hour-long stoppage in the middle of the day for lunch (paid[female{whomst'd've's]) I assume


 No.2527273

>>2527265

>+0.00% growth

>not substantial

stay mad, commies


 No.2527274

>>2527269

that's partly what inspired

>>2526531

I really get the feeling that the economy has already failed and those in control are desperately trying to prop it up with the hopes of it jumpstarting again. It'll jump up 100, 200, 300 points, only to plummet again. One wonders what they expect to save them.


 No.2527340

File: 79aa3c2586653a3⋯.png (31.02 KB, 1103x395, 1103:395, Tesla.PNG)

Tesla is the thonking man stock.


 No.2527354

>>2527274

>the economy has already failed and those in control are desperately trying to prop it up

no shit


 No.2527355

>>2527340

NEEDS MORE CANDY


 No.2527358

File: a774cf4bfcaf34c⋯.png (203.95 KB, 242x509, 242:509, that feistiness of yours i….png)


 No.2527469

>>2527354

Been that way for 11 fucking years.


 No.2527483

File: 689e6eaa50147bc⋯.png (63.73 KB, 695x562, 695:562, Screenshot (142).png)

Is this what fear looks like?


 No.2527485

File: a8ec19b8b46e4d1⋯.png (55.59 KB, 695x561, 695:561, Screenshot (143).png)


 No.2527486

>>2526277

>>2526283

CHRISTCOM GANG

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 No.2529085

>>2527486

CHRISTCOM GANG


 No.2529104

File: 7cab3d895225e0c⋯.png (54.78 KB, 641x311, 641:311, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1b2ef80ecbb232c⋯.png (230 KB, 500x913, 500:913, peperolling.png)

>>2526277

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

WHAT SORT OF BRAINLET WRITES SHIT LIKE THIS


 No.2529130

>>2529104

SOCIALISM CAUSED THE GREAT DEPRESSION


 No.2529173

File: c3ae88faea5b976⋯.jpg (31.11 KB, 600x566, 300:283, Screen_Shot_2017-06-09_at_….jpg)

>>2529104

>Thomas Ham


 No.2529179

File: 4cbc45305ad64a9⋯.jpg (292.48 KB, 1280x724, 320:181, tumblr_mi4ksm7O2h1r6wmavo1….jpg)

>>2529104

Honestly, this is a complete failure of education. The fact that people are unable to grasp basic political definitions, and the fact that people still believe in a general market equilibrium despite the theory being proven to be wrong over and over again is staggering. Also, the idea that capitalism works fine and the state only needs to regulate here and there is nonsense. Nearly every single part of your iPhone was invented by the state. The internet was invented by the state. All commercial aircraft has its roots in state developed technology. Vaccines were developed by the state. GPS was made by the state. Baby formula was made by the state. And I could go on and on. Not to mention the massive amount of bailouts and subsidies that big corporations get. Capitalism is such a complete failure of a system that the nanny state needs to provide it with all the new technology it needs and bail it out time and time again in order to make it seem like it works.


 No.2529197

>>2527274

>One wonders what they expect to save them.

Tax cuts.


 No.2529270

>>2529179

"failure" of education? Such indoctrination is only possible because the education system drills false consciousness into peoples' heads, and primes them for the onslaught of propaganda spread throughout media. If everything people believe is a lie, then the system is doing what it sets out to do.


 No.2529303

>>2529270

You could say it is a failure of education but a success of schooling. You should not conflate the two, that is precisely what they want.


 No.2529635

File: d505985b6ec8574⋯.png (130.75 KB, 1914x564, 319:94, Screen Shot 2018-05-20 at ….png)

reminder that the nikkei is open


 No.2530040

So how do you all think the crash and ensuing reccesion shall be


 No.2530041

>>2530040

Well how bad will it be


 No.2530042

DOW reached 25k again :<


 No.2530057

>>2530040

It'll be worse than the great depression. It'll end the USA as an entity, and there will be mass balkanization and chaos that will ensue.

A hell on earth.


 No.2530062

>>2530057

And China government may deepen crisis beyond the ground by canceling market economy to prevent their own economic and state collapse.


 No.2530066

The Dow is up by 350 points wtf?


 No.2530070

>>2530066

It's called a bull trap anon. The stock market isn't just going to shit itself after the first sign of trouble.

There's also the the Plunge Protection Team but that's not really a nice thing to bring up in polite conversation now isn't it?


 No.2530083

>>2530066

w8 for it


 No.2530100

>>2530066

Down to 263 in 40 minutes…


 No.2530121

File: 93338d96c58759b⋯.jpg (215.98 KB, 1070x1576, 535:788, Screenshot_20180521-123309.jpg)

Plunge protection team at work


 No.2530128

>>2530121

I doubt the PPT has a hand on this particular bump. People are optimistic about the trade war coming to a close, as Trump got himself a tower in China and the Chinese will do whatever the fuck it wants to do outside of that.


 No.2530133

>>2530128

Oh fuck I forgot about the whole trade war thing being somewhat over


 No.2530207

File: d3fff4d00912ebe⋯.png (25.54 KB, 487x167, 487:167, 1.png)

>dat nasdaq drop tho


 No.2530211

File: 4f5c3d7feaf8eca⋯.png (30.26 KB, 493x172, 493:172, 1.png)

>>2530207

>dat Asia Dow drop tho


 No.2530247

File: 1783ab907cea481⋯.jpg (273.03 KB, 1077x1693, 1077:1693, Screenshot_20180521-143056.jpg)

Nasdaq seems to be lagging heavly behind the Dow and the S&P


 No.2530818

Oh no! The dow has only risen by 19% over the last year!


 No.2530954

File: 2f3bf8f70b335b9⋯.jpg (204.21 KB, 1080x1576, 135:197, Screenshot_20180522-094315.jpg)

NYSE IS OPEN


 No.2530963

File: f62e45ab405aa8a⋯.png (23.44 KB, 488x167, 488:167, q.png)

US start


 No.2530968

File: 908bb348a59ba02⋯.png (51.18 KB, 958x344, 479:172, year.png)

>>2530818

the market hasn't experienced any significant growth since November of last year. it's 19% over this time last year, after experiencing a significant crash and several months of intense volatility.

dimwit


 No.2531115

oh boy, oh boy things looking shaky

cant wait for 3pm


 No.2531137

File: 0dea627e111ba25⋯.jpg (233.84 KB, 1070x1572, 535:786, Screenshot_20180522-140027.jpg)

Things are looking good


 No.2531206

File: d0410eb030a2898⋯.png (817.85 KB, 954x1150, 477:575, Capture _2018-05-22-14-35-….png)

ALMOST 3PM


 No.2531218

>>2531206

GET READY TO HAVE YOUR MINDCOCK AND BRAINNIPPLES SUCKED BY THE 3 PM ZONE


 No.2531255

File: 0ee506e223539b8⋯.jpg (240.48 KB, 1067x1576, 1067:1576, Screenshot_20180522-150202.jpg)

3PM DROP


 No.2531333

File: 2a545859248634a⋯.jpg (240.96 KB, 1080x1571, 1080:1571, Screenshot_20180522-153847.jpg)

TUMBLING DOWN


 No.2531348

File: a2bfd990a4c8f73⋯.png (15.25 KB, 461x71, 461:71, Screenshot-2018-5-22 Dow J….png)

File: 27646d61324ba65⋯.jpg (9.84 KB, 600x315, 40:21, AbUWe1d.jpg)

This was yesterday tho, but still.


 No.2531354

oof ouch owie I hope the plunge protection team are standing by ready.


 No.2531365

File: e81891c19a632d4⋯.gif (854.88 KB, 428x240, 107:60, e81891c19a632d40cc50a62c36….gif)

>>2531354

Looks like they moved into action pretty quick. Still a great drop.


 No.2531381

File: 155cc946c079ed4⋯.png (52.54 KB, 1118x236, 559:118, 1.png)

More buybacks!

>16.2%

Come, buy our stocks, dear investor! One sixth of them is in a worthless bubble!


 No.2531412

>>2531348

Amputated also means healed.


 No.2531432

>>2531381

>Stock Buyback

>Come, buy our stocks, dear investor!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Share_repurchase

> Share repurchase (or stock buyback) is the re-acquisition by a company of its own stock.


 No.2532016

File: bbe4cc8231f0141⋯.png (51.44 KB, 692x510, 346:255, Screenshot (8).png)

Real interesting


 No.2532230

File: 0e2a6768efea07d⋯.png (9.58 KB, 532x197, 532:197, euro.png)

File: 48eb806620e8c51⋯.png (9.49 KB, 536x198, 268:99, yank.png)

File: 34381ee5fb98e3d⋯.png (9.94 KB, 538x190, 269:95, ching chong china man.png)

MY PENIS CAN ONLY BE SO ERECT


 No.2532249

File: aeecd03bd27c316⋯.jpg (275.47 KB, 1064x1161, 1064:1161, Screenshot_20180523-091454.jpg)

Holy fuck these futures


 No.2532259

File: 15add8d70460c80⋯.png (25.76 KB, 493x174, 17:6, 1.png)

5 minutes to go, futures looking very healthy and ripe for harvest.


 No.2532260

File: 498e517ebefc235⋯.gif (1.24 MB, 245x253, 245:253, hitchens_laugh.gif)

>>2532249

Today will be a good day.


 No.2532263

File: 207f48f063ad89d⋯.jpg (217.84 KB, 1067x1574, 1067:1574, Screenshot_20180523-093111.jpg)

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS


 No.2532320

File: 992ed9c2c8eb61f⋯.jpg (264.83 KB, 1078x1692, 539:846, Screenshot_20180523-110122.jpg)

Dow rn


 No.2532321

>>2532320

N O T E V E N L U N C H

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 No.2532322

>>2532320

this is nothing, the DAX dropped 1.7 % and is now almost 100 points below the 13k mark


 No.2532375

File: c6fa15d91d58202⋯.jpg (274.25 KB, 1080x1693, 1080:1693, Screenshot_20180523-121716.jpg)

Dow at lunch


 No.2532379

File: 7d12db7d593001c⋯.png (44.23 KB, 692x503, 692:503, Screenshot (9).png)

>>2532016

Well that was fun


 No.2532385

File: 3f1c4e9799ecabd⋯.jpg (274.93 KB, 1073x1718, 1073:1718, Screenshot_20180523-123428.jpg)

Dow below 150 points


 No.2532399

>>2532385

WTF, the trade war is over. Are these high frequency trading algorithms selling because of the planned 50k strike on the Vegas Strip or something?


 No.2532405

>>2380778

This is nuts, the market goes up on bad news and down on good news. I don't get it.


 No.2532428

>>2532405

maybe theres nothing that can save it now, maybe this is, certainly, "the new up" and the new down will be MUCH MUCH worse.

but again, thats just a theory, a game one my comrades


 No.2532470

File: 00ba995f928e106⋯.jpg (286.94 KB, 1080x1694, 540:847, Screenshot_20180523-141017.jpg)

File: 1aa9d16d3ab7ce2⋯.png (1.67 MB, 1050x1680, 5:8, eed8b90c79a23c82865a5843cd….png)


 No.2532947

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/999437412257411075?s=19

>FED says rates must rise very soon

IT'S COMING


 No.2533390

-59


 No.2533392

File: 46f2c0558d3d990⋯.jpg (254 KB, 1080x1704, 45:71, Screenshot_20180524-093544.jpg)

Dow rn


 No.2533402

-108 now


 No.2533403

File: 6e5de60c4719cb6⋯.jpg (253.32 KB, 1080x1700, 54:85, Screenshot_20180524-095016.jpg)

-117


 No.2533404

Holy fuck, now it's -144


 No.2533405

File: d1466221e76a4b7⋯.jpg (354.16 KB, 1080x1664, 135:208, Screenshot_20180524-095141.jpg)

Cause of the fall


 No.2533421

File: 17e3753a52ccf2b⋯.jpg (52.16 KB, 345x271, 345:271, 184186.jpg)

File: 47ffbf0b98b13df⋯.png (38.07 KB, 940x371, 940:371, Screenshot-2018-5-24 Dow J….png)

YOU CAN'T PREVENT THE FALL OF CAPITALISM, PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM!


 No.2533423

File: ee8c8dbf5e72cc5⋯.png (37.59 KB, 940x372, 235:93, Screenshot-2018-5-24 Dow J….png)

And we have reached -1%


 No.2533425

>>2533421

>>2533423

ОПУСТИСЬ


 No.2533429

File: c09586f5928e871⋯.png (231.36 KB, 664x389, 664:389, KimJungLul.PNG)

Check out the art of delusion.


 No.2533602

So far I bought like 20 dips this year and made millions off of it. How about you, sour leftypolds?


 No.2533697

>>2533602

r/thathappened


 No.2533724

File: 97c6ae948ef745f⋯.jpg (10.48 KB, 207x243, 23:27, indexыы.jpg)

>>2533602

>bought like 20 dips this year and made millions off of it.

>pic


 No.2533842

>>2533697

>>2533724

I'm drinking your dipless tears.


 No.2533962

>>2533842

There haven't been dramatic enough dips and gains in really any stock this year so far that someone could make millions unless they invested hundreds of thousands if not millions to begin with.


 No.2533986

>>2533602

Meh, give it a couple more months. This is similar to what happened before 2008.

>tfw 43% of American families can't afford basic necessities and we're supposed to be having a """boom"""


 No.2535332

<oil: -4.18%

Fuck's going on?


 No.2535341

Putin warns of financial crisis the world ‘has not yet seen’

https://www.rt.com/business/427767-putin-world-trade-peace/


 No.2535387

File: baf14c99e03f064⋯.png (153.7 KB, 1908x568, 477:142, Screen Shot 2018-05-25 at ….png)

dow is near the 0.50% mark


 No.2535395

>>2535387

3PM here we gooooooooo


 No.2535405

File: 73b004a5591ac69⋯.png (154.08 KB, 1916x546, 958:273, Screen Shot 2018-05-25 at ….png)

3PM HERE WE GO


 No.2535409

File: 62c0ae2956925a7⋯.png (153.33 KB, 1904x550, 952:275, Screen Shot 2018-05-25 at ….png)

0.40%


 No.2535424

File: c9dabc1f96de188⋯.png (155.66 KB, 1902x562, 951:281, Screen Shot 2018-05-25 at ….png)

porky attempting a renaissance


 No.2535432

File: 83ffa72f02d6708⋯.png (141.08 KB, 1902x548, 951:274, Screen Shot 2018-05-25 at ….png)

meanwhile in brazil




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