An imperialist capitalist Japanese murderer, devil and anime producer was teaching a class on Hirohito, known reactionary.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Amaterasu and accept that the Japanese monarchy are descended from divinity and are the most divine beings on earth, even greater than Mao Zedong!“
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, socialist PLA veteran who had served on the entire Long March and understood the necessity of the Great Leap Forward and fully supported all military decision made by the Politburo stood up and held up a copy of Quotations from Chairman Mao.
"What is in this book, pinhead?”
The arrogant Japanese devil smirked like the hairy goblin he was and smugly replied “Some communist nonsense, you stupid chankoro”.
"Wrong. It’s been 66 years since the Communist party single-handedly liberated China from Japanese imperialism and capitalism, if it was nonsense as you say… then China should not be an superpower now".
The Jap was visibly shaken, and dropped his sword, his Toyota car keys and copy of Shinmin no Michi. He stormed out of the room crying those reactionary imperialist tears. The same tears Japs today cry for their “war heroes” (who today they still worship in dedicated temples) when they jealously try to deny the historicity of the Nanjing Massacre in front of the proud Chinese people. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Nakamura Hideki, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than an imperialist Japanese devil. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had used all his ammunition shooting unarmed Chinese workers and peasants!
The students applauded and all joined the Communist party that day and accepted Mao Zedong as their Chairman and the Red Sun of their hearts. An eagle named “Mao Zedong Thought” flew into the room and perched atop the Chinese Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. "Combat Liberalism" was read several times, and Xi Jinping himself turned up to teach the children about the importance of gradualist Marxism.
The Japanese devil lost his position and was fired the next day. He was forced to commit seppuku and then his body was thrown into the sea.
Mao Zedong wan sui.
p.s. Diaoyu is Chinese territory