No.698315
>Meanwhile, the beach fun continues!
No.698316
>>698314
>...cute
If you haven't learned to swear yet, you will when you meet her.
I'll tell her to be nice~
No.698317
>>698316
There is no use in swearing. A bullet hurts the heart just the same, maybe little more.
No.698318
>washes up on shore
>Boats and E rank luck don't mix.
No.698319
>>698317
Tell her that when says "fuck" 68 times in a sentence.
>>698318
>are we experiencing a temporal loop here
No.698320
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>>698318
>why does that man have blue hair
>what
>watching like a vulture
>>698319
She sounds like someone with too much to prove and not enough to actually prove it.
No.698321
>>698319
>washes up on shore
You come around like a bad habit.
>>698320
I don't think seeing double works like this does it? Because if it does, I'm in fucking luck.
No.698322
>>698320
Why do you think she uses 9mms besides to look cool?
>shrug
Maybe Dutch'll have her on a leash if we're lucky.
>>698321
Bad news has a tendency to stack up together, yes. It would explain why you're here.
Lancer, meet my sister.
No.698323
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>>698321
>[coarse ruskie accent]
And who are you?
>>698322
More stopping power is in order.
Maybe .45.
...Or maybe she is too dangerous to be trusting with a caliber above 9mm.
No.698324
>>698322
I'm bad to the bone, you know me.
>>698323
The man ready to take you on a magical journey.
>still lying in the sand
>...
Actually, forget I said that one. My lines have been a bit rusty since I've been adrift.
No.698325
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>>698323
I think they let her have a grenade launcher one time.
It doesn't make much of a difference to me, she's sweet enough and gets the job done.
>
Did you just make your accent thicker.
>>698324
More like soaked to the bone. How long have you been out there.
No.698326
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>>698324
>immediately goes to cover her mouth before she laughs
>[muffled laughter]
>>698325
>shakes her head
No.698327
>>698325
How long ago was Halloween?
>>698326
No, no, what you're meant to do is to turn your nose up at me.
>!
So this is what it's like to be Assassin...
>nods sagely
Anyway, if I can call your sis "bacon" can I call you "porky"?
>dives for cover
No.698328
>>698326
Feel free to shoot him, I'm still waiting for it to work.
>>698327
Too long for me to be getting this headache.
>
That doesn't even make sense, look at what you've done.
No.698329
>>698327
>did he just
>looks at Bala incredulously for a moment then back to where Cu had ducked to
What a disgusting pig.
>cleave: reached into
>flashbang get
>huck
>>698327
Bullets have no effect, this is not the first I have heard of this.
No.698330
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>>698328
I'm delirious. I've been at sea too long. Did you know I can talk to fish?
>>698329
You can do the thing too!
>quick, use the aqua-signal
>protect me, denizens of the-
>BANG
MY EYES.
No.698331
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>>698329
Pray to God you don't mean that, his type aren't worth the headache.
>I wonder where Assassin's been
>...
>rubbing her eyes
Little warning next time.
>>698330
I didn't think dead people could go insane. Or get stupider.
>blink
Ask the fish if they have any Advil.
No.698332
>>698330
>marching over while his senses are out
>hey Cu, ever been dropped by CQC before?
Глупо, грязная немытая подлый вонючий поросенок!
>>698331
My apologies, sister.
No.698333
>>698331
What exactly are the benefits of this "mapo" again...?
No.698334
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No.698335
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>>698331
They told me to fuck myself.
>swirly eyes
>>698332
Ow! Ow! Ow!
>channel your inner Archer, Cu
Enough, dammit!
No.698336
>>698334
W-well if you insist.
>
>
>
>my tongue
>help
No.698337
>>698332
I haven't figured out how to get him to stop if he gets handsy, fair warning.
>>698335
An understandable sentiment.
>hucks her flask at him
Oldest cure in the book.
No.698338
File: 1448182178659.png (1.05 MB, 1280x747, 1280:747, tumblr_numq8y7PBF1s3ao5ro1….png)
>>698335
>boot: firmly on the crotch
What was that about being a pig...?
>step
>>698337
>[dominatrix in progress]
I believe I know how to deal with that.
No.698339
>>698337
>snatches it out of the air
>downs it all
Aah~ A livesaver, you are.
>>698338
>ack
This is strangely nostalgic.
>Good god what is wrong with me.
So do I have to go "punish me Mistress" now?
No.698340
>>698338
>I couldn't be more proud
>I think
Be sure to twist the heel.
>>698339
I wouldn't speak so soon.
>pops a squat on the nearest curb
You want any music while this is happening?
No.698341
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>>698339
>[disgusted]
>stomp
The first thing you do is call someone a pig and end up a masochist.
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>698340
He'll just get off on it.
>rubbing her boot on a sidewalk
I think he leaked pre onto it.
No.698342
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>>698340
Sing a nice serenade for me please.
>>698341
>squirming away
Don't do what the voices in your head tell you, I'll say that much.
>looking over
You sure it's not yours leaking on the sidewalk?
>scrambling away
>Celtic secret technique!
No.698343
>>698341
>UH
Not bad.
Little too much information, but not bad.
>>698342
I know the one about the girl singing for her love at war, but like hell you're getting it out of me.
Frankly it'd be a little too surreal for my blood anywa-
>there he goes
Hm.
No.698344
>>698342
...What an odd pervert.
>>698343
You know that degenerate?
No.698345
File: 1448183077476.png (180.93 KB, 500x697, 500:697, d1d2b5a000aa6a0b47dec1ac70….png)
>>698344
Sure, he's my guardian angel.
>
Little ironic he's pissdrunk or something.
No.698346
>>698345
I don't understand.
>
I don't think I want to.
No.698347
File: 1448183324548.jpg (94.92 KB, 403x600, 403:600, tumblr_lzg91wBmTm1qfobigo1….jpg)
>>698346
It's a safe bet.
He tends to show up when I'm drunk and alone. And-
>and I just admitted to being drunk and alone on a consecutive basis
>...welp
No.698348
File: 1448183424037.png (156.6 KB, 297x500, 297:500, tumblr_ml00esYPg61s5lv4oo1….png)
>>698347
>uh
Well, we can drink together.
>
Two beautiful drunk women will probably be a bad thing...
No.698349
>>698348
What makes you say that.
>fumbling for another flask hidden under a wheel well
>handgun comes falling out as well
...Don't touch that.
>swig
At the very least, Boris is still sober.
No.698351
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>runs onto the beach from the other side of where he ran off
Oh! Hey there ladies, how're you do- shit, wait a second.
No.698352
>>698350
Boris.
>passes the flask
Boris, wave for us.
>big ol' Russian man hand out of the car window
I was his platoon leader in Afghanistan before the bad business started and the worse business ended.
>>698351
You're going to make me ask what is wrong with you, aren't you.
No.698353
>>698351
What kind of drunk is that fool.
>>698352
>mirin'
>
>
>
>uh
Oh.
I hope he makes good company.
No.698354
File: 1448184033307.jpg (924.2 KB, 1500x1097, 1500:1097, 07c5336b0d0fe58641d337fc69….jpg)
>>698352
I'm going to ask you which way it is to the nearest anywhere but here.
>>698353
Only the best.
>can falls out of the coat
No.698355
>>698353
Who, Boris?
He knows what to say, and what not to say.
The only one I can really rely on all these years.
>>698354
In such a hurry to not get stepped on again?
No.698356
File: 1448184136042.png (1.05 MB, 1280x747, 1280:747, tumblr_numq8y7PBF1s3ao5ro1….png)
>>698354
>can
>can
>CAN
>get-a-load-of-this-lightweight-cam.jpg
>>698355
He sounds like Nagato is for Saladin.
No.698357
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>>698355
Oh believe me, I'll get stepped on wherever I go.
>>698356
>taking swigs out of a bottle in a bag
What's that look about?
No.698358
>>698356
>...
>uh
I guess that's a reasonable comparison.
>could I make Boris a mecha
>...nah
>>698357
Remember that one you actually provided credible comfort?
Out with it before I forget it, and any obligation.
No.698359
>>698357
>raises an eyebrow
You bag your alcohol?
>>698358
It must be nice. I'm a lone sniper, I don't usually have company.
No.698360
File: 1448184694448.jpg (277.57 KB, 534x569, 534:569, 31fd51b8c8e5529130c4df457f….jpg)
>>698358
You make me sound like such an unreliable guy. I dindonuffin.
>>698359
It's not a good look, is it? But I got reasons for it.
>pulls the bottle out
>it's got runes on the label
Keeps it from going empty. Can't have people seeing this secret, eh?
>puts it back in the bag
No.698361
File: 1448184792957.jpg (62.61 KB, 600x847, 600:847, tumblr_nv3fqcZFXv1r0h614o1….jpg)
>>698359
What about your team of frea-
>I mean
Company isn't always what it's cracked up to be.
But sometimes it is, so you might as well get used to it.
We'll get you out when we're in Thailand.
>>698360
And now I sound like I'm overreacting.
>headshake
Whatever you say, Blue Man Group.
No.698362
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>>698360
>that's
>clever
Somehow you seem slightly more competent.
>>698361
I would like that very much, дорогая сестра.
No.698363
>>698361
I understand. Seeing me again after a long time must really be an overwhelming experience.
>>698362
You think I'm some kind of hopeless pervert or something?
No.698364
>>698362
Mm.
>puff
We'll stop by the Ripoff Church. Sister Yolanda still owes me a favor after hushing up that will incident with her American convert.
>>698363
Just give me the damn brew.
No.698365
File: 1448185267172.jpg (325.86 KB, 800x706, 400:353, sniper_wolf_by_visualinfin….jpg)
>>698363
>beat passes
Da.
>>698364
A church...
>have I ever
>nope
I have never been inside one that wasn't bombed out.
No.698366
>>698364
Do I get it back?
>tosses it over
>>698365
>[QQs externally]
I walked into that one didn't I.
No.698367
>>698365
Relax, it's a front.
We'll also be there to make sure Yolanda isn't still peddling drugs.
If so, we're going to have to have some words with Mister Chang. I want you to be my support then.
>>698366
That all depends on you, really.
>suh-wig
No.698368
File: 1448185636058.png (1.05 MB, 1280x747, 1280:747, tumblr_numq8y7PBF1s3ao5ro1….png)
>>698366
What else were you expecting?
>>698367
>gleam~
Tell me more.
No.698369
>>698367
>making grabby hands
Don't leave me hanging...
>>698368
Sometimes sisters are kinda like the opposite you know?
No.698370
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>>698368
Hotel Moscow doesn't abide the sale of drugs in its territory. The Triad have an even flimsier grasp on morality than we do, it seems. Chang lets the Church sell guns and drugs. Chang gets a stern talking to once a month, and the Church keeps going.
So you'll be the one punctuating any threats I make.
>>698369
You'll live. Or whatever you call it.
>turning the bottle over
>endless stream
...You weren't kidding.
No.698371
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>>698369
We just discovered our shared lineage today.
>>698370
Tell me who I should be sending love letters to.
No.698372
>>698370
You think I was kidding?! Quit wasting it!
>>698371
How'd you meet?
>
>
>
No.698373
No.698374
File: 1448186536534.png (157.96 KB, 500x317, 500:317, tumblr_n9x58yeUix1tu9bwyo1….png)
>>698371
What.
>>698372
I shouldn't be surprised.
>SWIG
No.698375
>>698372
>squint
Saladin introduced us.
>>698374
>blink
>ejects a round from her rifle
>it's engraved with "be mine" on three sides in English, Romanian and Russian
No.698376
>>698374
Oi, what's that supposed to mean.
>>698375
Introduced, huh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
No.698377
>>698375
>so
>she's insane
>shouuuuuuuulda guessed
...Right.
Well the target's a 90 year old woman, and we're not making good on any of those threats this time.
So...do whatever with that.
>>698376
How drunk do I need to be.
>tosses it back
No.698378
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>>698376
>I'm a sociopath and what is this
Why are you doing that with your eyebrows.
>>698377
>into the cleave it goes
I save those for the coup de grace.
>
Is something wrong?
No.698379
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>>698377
Ideally just before seeing double. Do I look kissable yet?
>>698378
I, uh...
>stops his brows with his hands
You really don't get what I was going at?
No.698380
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>>698378
>what do I have in mine
>oh yeah, bills
Don't mind me.
Let's hold off on the letter writing campaign for now. Don't want the old bat to get any ideas.
>>698379
You couldn't handle that answer, blue man.
No.698381
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>>698379
I understand, but don't see why.
Perverts will be perverts. Hopeless and all.
>>698380
>: 3 c
I can't wait to see a city from a view that isn't a rifle scope.
No.698382
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>>698380
You underestimate me, девушка.
>>698381
That's where you're wrong, girly. Perverts are the most hopeful people of all.
>POSE
Tenacious, opportunistic, crafty, and cunning! All traits necessary for a good pervert!
No.698383
>wearing a speedo
>a speedo with holsters
I came dressed for the occasion.
No.698384
>>698381
>jeez
Just don't go into Old Town at night.
>
No, you'll probably be fine.
>>698382
Ближайший вы получаете пожимая руки.
>looks at her shirt briefly
Satisfied?
>>698383
>UH
No.698385
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>>698382
I can't voice my disg-
>>698383
>vomits internally
>externally nauseous
Shalashaska... why?
>>698384
>composure: trying to regain
I will try not to cause trouble for you, sister.
No.698387
No.698388
>>698386
What hap-
>>698383
>handguns
You're pretty good.
No.698389
>>698384
>looking away
>holding his nose
Uh, speak up for the poor old man.
>>698385
Perverts are not to be estimated.
>>698383
See what I mean?
No.698390
No.698391
>>698384
>you mirin
>Shalashaska's got it goin on
>>698385
What?
It's a beach. Who shows up to a beach fully clothed?
>>698386
>keep staring
>it only motivates him
>>698388
>HANDMOTIONS
I'm just getting warmed up.
>>698389
Who're you calling a pervert?
No.698392
>>698387
N-nagato speaking.
>>698388
>
No.698393
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>>698385
It's not you I'm worried about.
>>698389
You heard me.
>>698391
>no
>I like your friend more
>I don't like your friend more
No.698394
>>698392
>[Nagato, the new episode of Umaru isn't loading and-]
>muffled grunting
>[DON'T BELIEVE HIS LIES]
No.698395
>>698391
Hah! Who says a pair of old war dogs can't compete.
>>698392
What? It's a beach.
No.698396
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>>698389
Right...
>>698391
You.. you're... old...
>>698393
Oh...
No.698397
>>698391
>facepalming
Please...
>>698394
>W H Y
>H
>Y
>>698395
You could have worn something less embarrassing.
No.698398
>>698393
>you can't resist old man ass
>and old man abs
>you could use it as a washing board
>>698395
We're always competing! Even when we're relaxing!
>>698396
Aaaaaaaand...?
You're never too old to have fun.
>>698397
Please what?
I don't know what you're all causing a commotion about.
No.698399
>>698397
I'm... I'm wearing swim trunks. What's wrong with that?
>>698398
Ocelot! Pose with me!
No.698400
>>698396
Oh indeed.
>
It's getting late, about time we were off.
We have more to do before our little meeting anyway.
>Boris pulls up with a screech
>and in
>>698398
>I'm only 38 goddamnit ;__;
No.698401
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>>698400
>in too
>>698398
I need to unsee what I have seen.
No.698402
>>698391
I'm calling you a grand old man!
>>698393
I think my ears are lying to me, really.
>>698396
Oh come on, you can't say they're any worse.
No.698403
>>698398
I'm not causing any commotion. Quite the opposite, actually.
>>698399
I'm currently processing an overwhelming amount of visual anomalies, is all.
No.698404
>>698399
You got it, Boss.
>POSE
>>698400
>you're never too young to stare at old people
>>698401
You're exaggerating.
>>698402
I already know I am!
Just because I'm old doesn't mean I can't look good!
>finger guns
>>698403
You may not be causing a commotion but you're thinking of a commotion.
Your mind is in a commotion.
No.698405
>>698403
Honestly Nagato. This is our first off-base vacation, you should relax.
>>698404
>FLEX
This new body of mine, I feel young again, like it's only 1970!
No.698406
>[distant peal of thunder]
No.698407
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>>698404
And the cause of it is right in front of me. Both causes. Couldn't you get a size larger?
>>698405
I've just been caught off guard, is all.
>still standing at attention
>>698406
>quick where's the umbrella
No.698408
>>698407
>[less distant cry of RRRRRESPECTABLE MUSCLES!]
No.698409
>>698407
You're stiff as a board. At ease. Ocelot and I may be old, but we're not some disgusting plague. Quite the opposite, we've retained some measure of youthful energy.
>
Oh. The next time you see Bismarck, tell her to report to my office when she can.
No.698410
File: 1448189717471.jpg (730.96 KB, 1460x1030, 146:103, Trenchcoats and sunglasses.jpg)
>>698405
I'd think about getting one, but I like it all natural!
Oh yeeeaaah!
>>698406
It can't be storming!
Storms at the beach are never fun!
>>698407
No.
This size is the best size ever made. Size 6, more than enough fabric to show off what you've got.
No.698411
>>698408
>what did I sign up for
>>698409
"Some" might be an understatement.
>spies a changing room
>runs off to it
>>698410
I think more fabric is required for you.
>cops an eyeful of ass
>nearly stumbles
No.698412
File: 1448189970219.gif (444.85 KB, 375x249, 125:83, tumblr_ljg0beA5E31qem5jgo1….gif)
No.698413
>>698410
I didn't really have a choice. Being constructed from assorted clone parts felt... wrong. I had Char set me up with an android body I can transfer my consciousness to.
Never again will I fear death.
>>698411
I hope she isn't upset...
>a sad Biggu Bossu
No.698414
Hah, that was a good fifty laps!
No.698415
>>698411
>you like?
Not for me it isn't.
>>698413
Yes!
Death has always been beneath you, Boss.
No.698416
>>698412
>oh no
>>698413
>[loud swearing later]
Miller insisted I wore this thing...
>>698414
>oh noes
>>698415
It's all hanging out at the back!
No.698417
>>698414
Musashi! You were out all that time.
>>698415
That's right. And now with no worry of my time running short before I'm done... we will enact The Boss' will. A free world, where no one man has to fear another.
>>698416
>
No.698418
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>>698416
Oi! Nagato!
>>698417
Iskander and I were out doing a water fight, then we ran out as far as we could. This is great!
No.698419
File: 1448190472790.png (186.93 KB, 600x1081, 600:1081, IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME.png)
>>698416
It's a nice view, huh?
>>698417
Yes...yes...
I will do as you say, Boss. I have been loyal t you for this long, I'm not giving up now.
No.698420
>>698417
>twitch
Stop staring.
>>698418
Are those cats?
>>698419
"Nice" is relative. I'm more worried someone's going to get offended.
No.698421
>>698418
That's fantastic. Tell him I said "hello!"
>>698419
First, we'll have to end global conflict with a single, decisive victory. To that end I have our men embedded in virtually every armed battle on the planet.
>>698420
>n o s e b l e e d
I... that is to say, wow.
No.698422
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>>698420
Cats? Where? This Musashi loves cats!
>>698421
Hai!
No.698423
>>698420
If they're offended then they can talk to these.
>gun twirling
>>698421
So they're stationed in various conflicts...
Not a bad idea. Remember to take prisoners for interrogation.
No.698424
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>>698421
Please don't tell me you had something to do with this.
>>698422
No, you were just-
>huh, there's no cats
Never mind, what are you doing here?
>>698423
I thought you were meant to flex with that statement.
No.698425
>>698424
>no stop
I, uh... wasn't expecting it to be so... sheer.
>blatant staring
He did mention swimsuits and "moe", whatever that is.
>>698423
Of course, I always take prisoners.
No.698426
>>698424
You're right! I got another pair of guns besides the ones in my holsters!
>>698425
Good, goooooood. I knew you wouldn't let me down, Boss.
No.698427
>>698424
Eh? We're on vacation, Nagato. Everyone's here!
No.698428
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>>698425
As I thought, it's completely inappropriate, I'll go get changed right back.
>>698426
>staring at the speedo-holders
Where do you even find a pair like those.
>>698427
>ahemn
Right, my mistake, carry on as you were.
No.698429
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>>698426
Just as I know you'd never let me down, Ocelot.
Not once.
>>698428
You went through all the trouble to put it on though.
No.698430
>>698428
Nice swimsuit, Nagato.
It actually covers more than this Musashi bothers to put on!
No.698431
>>698428
I have my ways...
>>698429
You're an inspiration to me after all, Boss.
Even when you were dead I had to still abide by you.
No.698432
>>698429
It was more than a pain to get into. Maybe it might get me into the holiday spirit or whatever it is you call it.
>>698430
Somehow... it feels like less than I normally wear.
>>698431
You're going to get more than stares around here with those rock hard-
>AHEM
You certainly put it all on display, don't you.
No.698433
>>698431
All a means to an end. And someday soon, the end will come.
The Boss will... finally gets realized.
>>698432
Come, celebrate with us!
No.698434
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>>698432
That's the point of a swimsuit! Which is why I don't wear one.
How much less can this Musashi put on before it's nothing at all?
No.698435
>>698432
Why should I spare anyone from this?
That wouldn't be right.
>>698433
I've waited so long to see it...things have changed since we began.
But at the end of the day we're still working towards the same goal as we have before...
But the ways we've tried to achieve that goal has changed...and the goal, while the same in many ways, is not what we would have done years ago.
No.698436
>>698433
>fishing a can out of an esky
Kanpai...
>>698434
Please have some decency.
>>698435
Justice... Justice is cruel and unforgiving, isn't it.
No.698437
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>>698435
My understanding of her will was all wrong. She didn't want a world of constant war, so soldiers could have a place.
She wanted a world where there wouldn't have to be soldiers.
...Admittedly, it's impossible. But I can do the next best thing. We can be the world's shield. They won't have to take up arms because we do it first.
>>698436
I thought it was banzai.
No.698438
>>698436
Oi, what's that supposed to mean!? Yamato's uniform doesn't even fit on this Musashi!
No.698439
>>698436
It can be.
>>698437
We will have a world where soldiers are still needed but a world where the innocent won't be murdered in war.
I like it.
No.698440
>>698437
>already a little red in the face
>2muchsun
I'm not planning to drink that much, Boss! You've been spending too much time with Junyou, haven't you? I'm going to go have a word with her!
>runs off at full tilt
>>698438
You could get something custom made from Akashi. I think that's how Miller got ahold of this...
>>698439
Just like your current outfit.
>shudders
No.698441
>>698439
That's the way it has to be.
>>698440
You got me, she's good for morale!
Oh, wait. You've got a lot of experience, right? What were the other commanders like?
No.698442
>>698440
Maybe... but I kinda like this more. No other shipgirl looks like me!
No.698443
>>698440
Don't imply you don't like it.
>>698441
I find it to be the best solution.
A world without soldiers is impossible, but a world where soldiers can do some good not under one government?
Finally, the people will have unbiased troops...and we're still in business.
No.698444
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>>698443
I feel like an old fool for not having understood it to begin with.
No.698445
>>698444
I can't blame you. Her will, while having good intentions, was vague and left to interpretation.
People use it to justify their own misdeeds...just as we did.
No.698446
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>>698445
Nobody was innocent. Zero wanted to control the world, I wanted to perpetuate war to keep us floating.
Now... now things are different.
It took too long, and two deaths, but here we are at the cusp of victory.
After so many years, it's hard to believe.
No.698447
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>>698446
It took a lifetime but I'm glad that I could spend a lifetime working towards a goal like this.
Even if the means to this end were harsh...we finally got here. I can't believe it took this long but yet...I can't believe we're finally here either.
No.698448
>>698447
You know what would be good right about now? A nap. I'm going to go take one.
>just kinda
>flops forward
No.698449
>>698448
Heh, you wouldn't catch me passing out on a beaaaaach...
>zzz
No.698450
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>attempting to dig a trench to little avail
This sand is much less than ideal. Someone call in for one the engineering AT-TE's, we'll have this done in a few minutes.
>Why are we doing this again, sir?
For the last time, prefabricated bases are the pussy way ou--
>oh
...Is this not relaxing?
No.698451
>>698450
>volleyball comes sailing over
No.698452
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>>698451
Contact, north!
>cue scrambling into makeshift fortifications
Somebody return fire!
>We didn't pack any balls, Captain.
No.698453
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>>698452
I got it!
>comes running over
>spies the fort
Whoa...
No.698454
>>698453
>they peek their helmets out in unison
>False alarm, everyone. Return to your posts.
>
Uh. Good morning.
No.698455
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>>698454
You guys are taking playing in sand to a whole new level.
No.698456
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>>698455
Thank you? It's a bit of a hobby.
>subconsciously searching HUD for a nametag
I'm Captain Fordo.
No.698457
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>>698456
Yahagi, Agano class light cruiser.
>snaps a salute
Are you from Outer Heaven too?
No.698458
>>698457
>salute status: returned
My troopers and I joined up earlier this month, but we're still in the process of getting settled in.
And not a moment too soon, I've been told. Big plans are in store.
No.698459
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>>698458
Man you guys are lucky. Just missed out on the huuuuge abyssal hunt. Big Boss had us out sortieing every day, every hour. This is the first day off I've had in weeks.
No.698460
>>698459
I should have organized it sooner then. Are they still a threat?
I assume Shipgirls don't require nearly as much rest as conventional troops.
No.698461
File: 1448212554328.jpg (195.66 KB, 615x727, 615:727, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
I wonder why everyone is here on this beach?
No.698462
>>698460
Definitely not as much of a threat as they used to be.
>
As far as essentials go, just a bit of fuel and steel can keep us going, but we gotta have naps a least like once a month or we start getting moody.
No.698463
>>698461
Come on, just enjoy the sun!
No.698464
>>698463
I enjoy nothing! tell her cactus!
>he's holding a small cactus in a pot
No.698465
>>698464
Cactus looks like he's having a good time!
No.698466
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>>698465
well he's not....he's only happy when he's doing his reps
No.698467
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>>698462
>I'd hate to be on the other end of moody.
>elbow'd
>Urgh, sorry sir.
That's impressive. I'll be looking forward to working with all of you in the future. Again.
No.698468
>>698466
Why's a cactus doing reps?
No.698469
>>698467
Again?
>..
>...
>....
>!
You guys were on Battleship Island too, weren't you?!
No.698470
>>698468
because unlike you, he's trying be strong!
No.698471
>>698470
Hey, I'm strong enough!
>flexing
I can totally lift.
No.698472
>>698471
if you're so strong lets see you jump that wall
No.698473
>>698469
>the troopers look among each other
>you can tell it's an iffy topic
It was a brief venture, but... yes.
No.698474
>>698472
Hup!
>bounds up the wall
>lands in a handstand
No.698475
>>698474
YOU BITCH!
>flops on her
No.698476
>>698473
Didn't have a good time?
No.698477
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>>698475
Whoa!
>kicks THE WALL off of her
Sorry, you looked like a normal wall!
No.698479
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>>698478
I'm not wrong! You're the one wearing a camouflage costume.
No.698480
>>698478
shut up wall
>>698477
so aren't you worried about getting sand in ya fur?
No.698481
>>698476
It was the pinnacle of a very odd few months.
>
It shouldn't really be a problem, though.
No.698482
>>698479
Ahri stop talking to the wall, people are looking at you
No.698483
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>>698480
>shakes her tails
>a whole pile of sand comes falling out
It's the beach, I'm here to enjoy myself anyway.
No.698484
>>698483
say wanna help me enjoy myself?
No.698485
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>>698484
That's a dangerous question to answer.
No.698486
>>698485
what I was going to bury you in the sand
No.698487
>>698481
It... definitely had a weird end to everything.
>distant yelling
>spinning the ball
That'd be my sisters. Wanna come play some ball with us?
No.698488
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>>698486
Only up to my neck.
No.698490
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>>698489
I'm still kind of suspicious.
>...
I'm not helping you dig.
No.698491
>>698487
>looks back at the other troopers
>they shrug and toss down their shovels
Hell, why not. These trenches aren't going anywhere anytime soon.
No.698492
>>698490
digging is my second fav part
>he already has a hole ready
No.698493
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>>698491
We'll play teams! Let's go!
>runs off
No.698494
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>>698492
>beep beep
>?
>checks her phone
>!
Sorry to cut you off Carnage, but work calls! I'll be back later!
>voip
No.698495
>>698494
like ya freaking work
No.698496
Nobody called me about the beach party!?
I can make the most out of what's left, anyway!
>excavating sand with a mini tornado
>time for sand castles for the rest of the day~
No.698497
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>>698496
>pours sand out of his drink
oh gee thanks sand everywhere! and you wondered why no one told ya about this!
No.698498
>>698497
>most of the sand was trapped into a shield and dropped next to the hole to be used in sand-castles
>only went into your drink specifically
That's what you get for leaving me out of the loop!
No.698499
>>698498
you aren't even in the loop, ya like if the loop got burned down and died of it's traumatic pain slowly after it realized it's life was a lie and it's dying alone
No.698500
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>standing with his feet in the water
I fail to see how this is relaxing
No.698501
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>>698500
it's not, think about what fish do in that water
No.698502
>>698499
how could I be the loop if I am inside the loop?
Loopception?
>>698500
>A gust of wind pushes you over
Don't just stand there! You're never gonna be relaxed while standing up~
No.698503
>>698501
They live their lives and die in it. Much like humans do on land.
No.698504
>>698503
they also piss, sit, and fuck in it!.....some time vomit and eat as well.....
>>698502
you aren't the loop!
No.698505
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>>698502
>stops himself before hitting the water
I fail to see how being wet is relaxing.
>>698504
Again, much like humans
No.698506
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>>698505
yes but you aren't standing feet deep in human pee, shit, blood, vomit, and sex fluid
No.698507
>>698504
So if the loop got burned down and died of it's traumatic pain slowly after it realized it's life was a lie and it's dying alone, what happened to me?
If that's what the loop is like, it's probably a good thing I wasn't inside it.
>>698505
>sigh
the being wet part isn't what's relaxing, it's the laying down and not worrying about anything!
Now come help me build sand castles!
No.698508
>>698506
Not at the moment no.
>>698507
If I did not desire my worries, I would simply delete them from my mind.
No.698509
>>698507
so then stop complying about being out of it!
No.698510
>>698508
yeah we're nowhere near Detroit
No.698511
>>698508
Then think about it as a comfy place to have fun and not have to think about anything, good or bad.
Hurry up, these aren't gonna build themselves!
>>698509
I'm pretty sure you aren't in that loop either.
I wanna be in the loop you're in!
No.698512
>>698510
Zing
>>698511
Fun is a needless distraction. Last time I had fun I ended up married, dead, pining for my ex wife, dead again.
No.698513
>>698512
I really hate that place
>>698511
....ew and no, I don't like you, in fact I'm sure I hate you
No.698514
>>698513
I am sure that the people of Detroit are no fans of yours as well.
No.698515
>>698514
they really shouldn't be, differently if they live there!
No.698516
>>698515
I have never been to detroit
No.698517
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>>698513
Oh come on, you'll warm up to me in no time!
>>698512
Fun is half of what makes life worth living!
No.698518
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>>698517
I have a family unit that I have created to test that theory. That is why I have sent my children to Highschool
No.698519
>>698516
try not to, ever
>>698517
hell no
No.698520
>>698518
I think parenting probably falls into the half that is not fun
>>698519
I'll I'll ask ahri to come with me!
No.698521
>>698519
I try to maintain a pressence only only the east coast these days.
>>698520
Are you a parent?
No.698522
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>>698520
soooooooo?
>>698521
I travel around decide too many of ya capes were in New York
No.698523
>>698521
No, specifically for that reason.
I do have the orphans I take care of, but I am not really a parent to them.
>>698522
So if i get ahri, you have to let me in, right?
No.698524
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>>698523
pppfft no! if anything Ahri is lucky I'm the only one from my family that doesn't hate her
No.698525
>>698522
I only work in New York. I live in Virginia
>>698523
The only previous time I was a father, things were dangerously out of my control.
No.698526
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>>698525
oh jebus, you know who's in that state!?
No.698527
>>698524
Damn..
I will get in there!
Someday!
>>698525
And that is exactly it doesn't fall into the fun half!
You should start an orphanage, that is much more rewarding.
No.698528
>>698526
Politicians
>>698527
Actually, Fatherhood has been quite rewarding.
No.698529
>>698527
no, no you will not
No.698531
>>698530
........I need to go pack up my home and move
>flies off
No.698532
>>698528
But with an orphanage you get to help many more children than you would as a parent.
But I guess it's harder to understand for someone who hasn't experienced the struggle themselves.
>>698529
Don't underestimate me!
No.698533
>>698531
fare enough
>>698532
or what? I don't know ya, I don't like ya, and last time I checked unless I'm that pointy ear girl who hates everything I'm not someone you much care about either
No.698534
>>698533
I just don't know you very well!
I don't hate you, at least.
No.698535
>>698534
oooooh that can change
No.698536
>>698535
It generally takes a lot for me to hate someone?
do you idly kill orphans?
No.698539
>>698538
well seeing hoe my hobbies include mass murder, cannibalism, and other acts of horror as a super villain I'd say yeah I'm the worst person you'll ever meet
No.698540
>>698539
You'd fit right into Zaun, you should visit sometime.
No.698541
>>698540
NEVER! I don't like to travel
No.698542
>>698541
then I don't have anything to worry about, do I?
No.698543
>>698542
other then the only person here for you to interact with is me and I hate you.....no not much
No.698544
>>698543
but I don't hate you, so I'm just dandy~
No.698545
>>698544
you make me sick, and not in the fun way
No.698546
>>698545
Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if you just gave me a chance~
No.698547
>>698546
hhhmmm let me think
no
hell no
I wish all the bad things would happen to you and just you!
No.698548
"Flash, beach party
-Jay"
.....this doesn't look like a party
No.698549
>>698547
Like what kind of bad things?
>>698548
That's because everyone left!
No.698550
>>698549
get hit by bus
>>698548
oh great your here too
No.698551
>>698549
they had the right idea
>>698550
.....why do you have a cactus?
No.698552
>>698550
that's pretty chiche, isn't it?
>>698551
I heard it was pretty intense earlier!
No.698553
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>>698551
hey I kidnapped this cactus fare and square stumpy!
>>698552
....see that just adds on the hate
No.698554
>>698552
I'm glad I missed it
>>698553
you mean you stole it?
No.698556
>>698555
you can't kidnap a cactus
No.698557
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>>698556
well I kidnapped this one!
No.698558
>>698557
fine, don't care I'm leaving, have fun with whoever that was that was here
No.698613
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>Comes out of the water dragging a dead shark
You'll never believe what happened!
>...
Huh? Where did everybody go?