No.709882
>So back at this place
>that's sinking
>just like my life
No.709883
.....well this is a thing
No.709884
The water may only be ankle deep, but the shit we're in is knee deep.
No.709885
>>709884
what you do this time?
No.709886
>>709885
My spikes poked more holes in this place.
We're sinking more than ever.
No.709888
>I have the distinct feeling
>that I missed out on ice cream
No.709889
>>709886
....I'm going home
No.709891
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No.709892
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>sssssip
I feel as if I missed something...
No.709893
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No.709894
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>>709893
Well hey there, Frankie.
No.709895
>>709894
>the doctor calls me that sometimes
>tiny smile
Hello. Is anything ailing you today...?
No.709896
>>709895
Oh, y'know. Chronic migraine, clown-shaped object lodged firmly in the part of my brain governing anger.
The usual Red Hood stuff.
No.709897
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>>709896
Painkillers will solve the former, not so much the latter...but I digress.
No.709898
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>>709897
They also trip up my aim.
Just gotta grin and bear it, huh?
No.709899
>>709898
Every choice has a price. C'est las vie...
No.709900
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>>709899
Headache cure ain't worth that to me.
So what's up with the cute doctor today?
No.709901
>>709900
>do I qualify for...cute
>brightens
Just waiting around for the holiday injuries. People do a lot of silly things at this time of year.
No.709902
>>709901
Must rake in a lotta scratch then, yeah?
No.709903
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>>709902
Oh, it's not...that much.
>discreetly nudges a giant stack of bills under her desk
Keeps food on the table, I suppose. I think I made a good choice coming to work here...~
No.709904
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>>709903
I'll say. Though usually disputes get lethal, so...
No.709905
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>he hasn't shown up in weeks
>he hasn't shown up in weeks
>ok
>don't panic
>there must be something
No.709906
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No.709907
>>709906
>what the fuck
What the fuck.
No.709908
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>>709907
>that's a really tight outfit
That's a really tight outfit.
No.709909
>>709908
Scram, kid. I'm-
>I'm
>
I can use you to make him come out
No.709910
>>709909
Personal space please.
No.709911
File: 1450032670687.jpg (203.68 KB, 1280x1161, 1280:1161, tumblr_nxodyrO8891uwjlnlo4….jpg)
>>709910
Oh you'll have your personal space.
In the grave.
>was that cool enough
>I'll just make the next one cooler
>shing
Now be good and scream and shit, I know how well he can hear.
No.709912
>>709911
Well. Okay.
>
>there's TK pressure there too
>swood status: TwistedSpoon
No.709913
File: 1450032839841.jpg (29.69 KB, 248x161, 248:161, tumblr_inline_nohkjotFej1r….jpg)
>>709912
>hahahahahahawait
>what
>my fingers are curling backwards on their owwwwwwwwwnowowowowow
Tch!
No.709914
>>709913
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>what have you done Sonic
No.709915
>>709914
>I think
>I fucked up
God damn it...
>ninja earplugs deployed
>hurls the very sharp packaging at Ness
No.709916
>>709915
>against this pressure?
>
So am I done shouting now?
No.709917
>>709916
>not a clever man.jay peg
Now we wait.
>
>
>
What the hell is this shit, did he forget I exist or something!? Me, Speed Of Sound Sonic!
I blew up a city one time!
No.709918
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>>709917
Whooooo? I never heard of you, miss.
>skip sandwich get
>om
No.709919
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>>709918
>twitch
Keep talking shit, it makes for a good distraction.
...Maybe if I kill you, he'll smell the blood like a shark.
No.709920
>>709919
I'm not the kind to die easily.
>「C O U R A G E」
No.709921
>>709920
All the better to kill you with.
>wait
That bimbo that hangs around him is still around...and that weird loli.
>keikaku: forming
That'll do just fine.
No.709922
>>709921
You're a pervert, aren't you? The way you talk and dress say so. Also your brain.
No.709923
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>>709922
My brain has nothing to do with it, twerp.
He's my rival, it's only natural that I want to kick his ass so bad he'll be left paralyzed.
>is the shrine natural though, Sonic
>shut up, brain
No.709924
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>>709923
It won't work, he's too strong.
Also you're kind of a weenie.
No.709925
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>>709924
A weenie?
>a weenie?
What the hell are you talking about. Scram before I get serious.
No.709926
>>709925
Nah. I'm waiting for miss Fubuki so I can fix her.
No.709927
File: 1450034440957.png (186.24 KB, 605x668, 605:668, tumblr_nwv8rtiuQx1qb8lrwo1….png)
>>709926
Then I hope you can fix people being dead
>ha
>I so have him this time
No.709928
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>>709927
Yeah, I can actually!
No.709929
>>709928
>but
>BUT
Whatever, I'm busy.
>SONIC AWAAAAAAAAAAAY
No.709930
>>709929
What a weenie.
>telepathically playing the Jeopardy theme in Sanic's head
No.709931
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>You lay on the floor, Monster Kid propped up against you.
>If you keep going the way you're going...
>You're gonna have to have a bed time.
No.709933
>>709932
>A kid with a hat...
>You feel nostalgic, for some reason.
Hi...
No.709935
>>709933
My name's Ness. Are you Frisk?
No.709936
...Feels a mite familiar, this.
>No shit, Sherlock. It's like lookin' in a fuckin' mirror.
A mirror wi a crack doon the side, aye.
>Y'know, you got a real bad attitude about this, lady. Lucky for you you're so styling
Ken the same faer ye, lass. Miss me auld hat, I do.
No.709937
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>>709936
What in blazes... Nine, didja split inta two again?
No.709938
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>>709935
>People knowing your name without you telling them is getting a bit unnerving.
>BUT
That's me. Who are you...?
>>709936
>Smells like bra wire.
>You wave to the tall ladies.
No.709939
>>709938
I already introduced myself.
>smiles
I'm a psychic, if that's what you meant.
No.709940
>>709937
>Cram it! Can't you see I'm busy admiring my cute twin here?
A cat what palavers, aye? I've no squizzed a grimalkin for long.
>And she talks like a weirdo too! Can we keep her?
>>709938
>dual question marks
What dae need, lass.
>Lass? Fuck that, it's obviously a boy
No.709941
>>709940
Thought ya only had one sister-
>"grimalkin"
So ya know what I am. Name's Jubei. Yer "twin" here's m'wife.
>
Those contacts in yer eyes, Nine?
No.709942
>standing on the ceiling
>Huh. So this is what happens when you sleepwalk with Gravity Boots on.
No.709943
>>709939
>You nod eagerly.
You're psychic...? Does that mean you can take control of my body?
>>709940
>It's become a game at this point, letting people guess what's between your legs.
>And not one you're going to let go of any time soon.
>;)
>...Aaron, get out of here.
>aaw. ;(
You two look alike. Are you sisters?
No.709944
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>>709943
I could, but that'd be rude.
>>709942
>telekinetically detaches the boots
>and makes a psi-trampoline under where Ratchet would fall
Standing upside-down for too long's bad for your brain, y'know!
No.709945
>>709941
>Guhuhu, what would I need with contacts, Jubei? Just thought I'd try something new, dumbass.
>shrug
Killed enough in my day. Killed enough ay everythin' at some point.
>
A cat'd be married tae a witch?
No the queerest thing I've ever seen, reckon...
>>709943
No anymore than bein' bairn separate wid make us
>Aww don't be such a killjoy! It could be fun, now that Celicia's off doing fuck knows what.
No.709946
>>709945
Damn spooky, hun. Try not ta sneak up on me like that, yeah? Fer my heart's sake.
>uh
Well... yer lookin' at th'last pureblooded grimalkin on the planet.
>sheesh
Did more'n marry.
No.709947
>>709944
It's okay, lots of my friends tried to do rude things to me. That's...usually how I make friends, now that I think about it.
>>709945
Oh. I know the feeling, I look a lot like someone named Chara. I think that makes people sad...
>Whoopsie doopsies, you're killing the mellow.
Cats can marry witches? Does that mean I can marry a skeleton?
>Your eyes begin to gleam with determination.
No.709948
>>709947
Really? I usually make mine when I call for help telepathically.
No.709949
>>709944
>he's gonna hit the trampoline face-first
>but at least he's still alive
>stands back up
Would you believe me if I said I wound up there by accident?
No.709950
>>709946
I dinnae ken I wis ready for today.
>Don't be such a fuckin' baby, you should see the look on your face~
Dinnae gae thinkin' ye kin trick me, kitty. Ye're no Dobhar-Chu.
>The fuck, you talking shit on my hubby? I took that barbed dick for all it was worth and had the cutest daughter ever, thank you very much.
...
>>709947
>Sure you can, sweetie! Just make sure to call the doctor if he's got a BONEr for more than four hours
Ye what
No.709951
>>709950
>UH
Nine, I was tryin' ta just leave it implied.
>jeez
No.709952
>>709950
>>709951
You two are still dead to me.
No.709953
>>709951
>The fuck's the fun in that? Just 'cause you have a good excuse to be a pussy doesn't mean you gotta.
...Barbs?
>>709952
>Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii baby~
>why am I in the middle of this family stuff Setanta help me
Yer dottir, I take it.
>Of course! Why, wasn't it obvious?
No.709954
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>>709948
Well...my mom tried to light me on fire once...and Sans played a prank on me...Papyrus tried to lock me in a shed, Undyne tried to take off my head, Muffet tried to sell me-yup, everyone.
>Maybe not Alphys, but she's...
>You adjust one of your faded band-aids.
But that's okay. If you live through it, you know you're friends for life!
>>709950
A boner...?
>You make a mental note to ask Toriel what a "boner" is.
Well, okay. I guess I just have to wait until I get growed as tall as he is.
>...
Are you from Ireland, Miss Lady?
No.709955
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>>709952
>dies a little inside
I know...
>>709953
...I'mma grimalkin, miss. A cat.
We got barbs. Let's not dwell on it, yeah? Please.
>kill me already I'm dying of shame and bad puns
No.709956
>>709954
That sounds like a big adventure! I went on one of those too. Saved the whole world!
>>709949
I can tell. I read your mind.
No.709958
>>709954
Aipe, wee missy. What ye'd call Scotland these days.
>Ya mean the place where they eat fuckin' sheep brains?
Ye've somethin' tae say aboat haggis?
>>709955
It's no that, I've just experience wi barbs.
>You fuck a cat too, chica?
>>709957
>B L O O D E D G E
No.709959
>>709956
>wait what
>
...Oh. Well, at least you know you can trust me.
No.709960
>>709953
What the fuck why are there tw-actually, don't care.
>portal to lab get
Try not to get turned fucking evil again.
>>709955
Hate. You.
>gone
No.709961
>>709958
Eh? Ya do?
>uh
What's goin' on here anywho?
>>709960
>kill
>me
...
No.709963
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>>709956
You too? Huh...small world.
>It hurts to think about Asriel.
>So many months and it still hurts to think about him.
>>709957
>He sounds uncomfortable.
>You nudge the white haired man.
>>709958
Oh, Scotland...mixed up my accents.
>You feel your stomach flip and flop at the thought of taking a poor sheep's brain out.
You don't eat...real sheep brains, do you...?
No.709964
>>709959
Yeah, we're cool. I'm Ness!
>>709963
You miss your friend, huh.
No.709965
>>709960
>You fucking bitch get back here glory to Izanami DON'T YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON YOUR MOTHER-ok love youuuu~
I'm staertin' tae realize whae Setanta jest fishes aul day.
>>709961
Aye, me spear'd be perfection wi barbs. Or at least near as I kin ken.
>uh
I dinnae ken what ye-
>[Nine has achieved catgramps]
>You know you can't go making that sad fucking face at me in public, goddamnit. Don't worry about her, she's probably on her period or some shit.
>>709963
Aye, there's nae much in the way ay farmin' in me Alps. Ye'd dae well no tae judge what ye dinnae ken.
>retching noises from Nine
No.709966
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>>709964
Nice to meet ya. My name's Ratchet. But, uh... you probably already knew that, being a mind-reader and all.
No.709967
>>709965
Spear, huh. Izzat a Nox Nyctores?
>inspectan
Sure as hell feels like it. Same as m'swords. Cut through anythin'. Space'n'time too.
>guh
She hates me, Nine. I fucked up.
No.709968
>>709963
>Zzzzzzz
>whatnr wah
Just... five more minutes...
>>709962
>Why none of this people want me to sleep wtf
Fine, I'm up. I'm up.
>yaaaaaawn
What is it, master?
>>709958
Huh?
>what
Oh. I'm seeing double. Probably not enough sleep.
>Lays down again
No.709969
>>709964
>
...even if I wanted to somehow save Asriel...Flowey only has his memories. And you can't make a whole new soul.
>You sniff and wipe your nose.
I don't think I can save him, Ness.
>>709965
>You try to be polite, but you just end up silently gagging with Nine.
>Silently, you remind yourself that being vegetarian was the right choice.
I...w-well, I guess if you had nothing else to eat...
>You try to focus on the ladies and their great stonking assets instead of haggis.
Was that cat lady your daughter? She looks kind of like you guys too...'cept her pants are falling down.
No.709970
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>>709968
>He's going back to sleep.
>
Come on, it's five o'clock in the evening, silly.
No.709971
>>709969
What was that?
>git u whalloped
>right across the cheek
>psi-Kamina shades
Knock that off!
If you think you can't, then you can't. You gotta have the courage to tell those kinds of thoughts to take a hike!
You can do it. And if you don't believe in yourself, then don't. Believe in me, because I believe in you!
No.709972
>>709967
>
It's no personal, wee kitty.
>
Aye, maybe a mite.
>Watch your fuckin' language. You're not giving up on her just because you feel like being a sad piece of shit.
...
>Just let me do all the work
>>709968
>Get. Up. BLOODEDGE.
>fireball incoming, brah
>>709969
>Damn right that's my little fireball, takes after her mom, huh?
I dinnae ken I've ever met the wee kitty missy in me life.
>Hey, you look like me and you're all quiet and shit like she is, you can talk to her!
Nae.
>Come on!
No.709973
>>709966
Whoops. Got caught up in my rousing speech.
Hiya, Ratchet!
No.709974
>>709968
Goddammit boy. Don't make me get th'logs again! Up!
>>709972
Shouldnt'a been so handsy.
>
Paws-y.
...Handsy.
>Nine pls
I ain't givin' up. She's just... all grown up now, y'know? She don't want us 'round.
No.709975
>>709973
Yeaaaah, hi.
>
So I'm guessing you give speeches like that a lot.
No.709976
>>709975
Sure do! If people can't hope for themselves, then I'll hope for them!
>exuding raw HOPE
>bat covered in a psi-guitar construct shell
Don't you know? Hope's the most powerful thing in the universe.
No.709977
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>>709971
>You called it, all of your friends hit you at some point!
>You stumble with the blow, putting a hand to your sore cheek.
...but trying to make souls is what made everything wrong in the first place...! Flowey's been through so much pain, and...and...
>Looking deep inside of yourself, you question everything you've been through.
>And despite everything...
>Despite everything.
>It's still you.
>You grin a toothy grin, filled with determination.
And I gotta fix those mistakes...!
>>709972
She doesn't look like she wants to talk to anyone.
>You're still burning with determination.
>And in that, you say something you'll probably come to regret.
I could talk to her, I could talk to her! I'm good at that sort of thing. Trust me.
No.709978
>>709976
>tfw never met a psychic before
>what is this sorcery
I'd believe it. Hope by itself isn't enough to get the job done, though.
No.709979
>>709970
Well, I haven't gotten any sleep for the last two nights so it's only fair I sleep one day.
>>709974
Great. If I get knocked out I'll sleep bette-
>>709972
>Welp I'm getting up for that
>roooooooooll out of the way
A little bit too much for an alarm clock, don't you think?
No.709980
>>709974
Well enough ye didnae touch the tip.
>Bullshit! She's a fuckin' nerd, Jubei. All nerds secretly want to be coddled by their parents, she's just butthurt because she knows it!
That's nae logic I've ever kenned before.
>>709977
>Oh sweetie, that's no nice of you~
>But she'll crush you into a pancake and erase you from several different universes if you try, so don't worry about it
Aul that from huvin it wi a cat?
>>709979
>Don't gimme that shit! Why the hell are you making trouble for Jubei by being a lazy shit, he's fuckin' old you know!
No.709981
>>709977
That's more like it!
>lookit all dis HOPE
Even if we just met, I'm behind you, 100%!
>>709978
That's right, you need will to enact it! But that's fine, I've got both in spades!
No.709982
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>OOooooooohoohoo! Mob, you were right!
I can't believe you bought a plane ticket here just to peep on the women, Master...
>Mob, be realistic. If they DIDN'T want me to spend upwards of 1200 on a Delta ticket, they wouldn't dress like that.
Well...
No.709983
>>709979
Dammit boy, didn't I tell you not ta spend so many nights awake? S'bad fer yer mental an' physical health.
Ya better've been eatin' right too.
>>709980
Cursed, ain't it. I coul' feel it. Like m'life woulda ended if I touched it.
>
Aw. Ya do care. The boy's a dummy but he ain't makin' trouble fer me.
No.709984
>>709979
The day's almost over, and if you don't get up now, you won't sleep again tonight!
>>709981
>The feeling of another determined person behind you...
>It's so refreshing.
>You falter for just a moment.
But...I'm still a bit confused. I can't go back in time anymore, I'd take away everyone else's happy ending. Even grandpa Gaster was freed.
>You put on your "thinking" face.
How can I go back to save someone without putting everyone else in trouble...?
>>709980
A flower with god powers did that to me like, a gazillion times, and I'm still standing here. But...if you say so, Miss Nine Lady.
>You shrug.
>Seeing domestic conflict has become second nature at this point.
No.709985
>>709981
>smiles
With an attitude like that, you're pretty much ready for anything.
>>709982
...You know I can hear you both, right?
>space rat's ears ain't just for show
No.709986
No.709987
>>709983
>Yeah sure, that's why.
>C U H R A Y Z E E P O S S E S S I O N
It'd be th' Gae Bolg, Barbed Spear that Pierces Wi Death. No much lives after it's had its fill, kennit.
>>709984
'boat as much as ye should've expected, lass.
>The hell are you talking about? Don't put ideas into his head, good boys that listen like him are rare as shit.
No.709988
>>709984
Who says you gotta go back? You can go forwards instead! Ever onwards!
>>709985
Darn tootin' I am! I saved the world from Giygas, there's nothing I can't accomplish!
No.709989
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>>709985
>And you have got to be the ugliest woman I've ever seen.
Master.
>Whaaaaaaaaaat, it's not a spirit, is it?
You should know, you can only see Dimple.
>Exactly, which meansHOLYSHITMOBIT'SAGIANTTALKINGCHINCHILLA
No.709990
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>>709987
I ain't keen on dyin' jus' yet. Lived 400 years so far. Got a beautiful wife, daughter that needs fixin'.
No.709991
>>709980
Oh! So you mean I have actually trouble just by sleeping? Have I have achieved that level yet?
>>709983
And I already told you I can take care of myself. I don't need you watching out for me, I'm not a kid anymore.
>>709984
That's sorta the plan, little-
>boy?
>girl??
...kid.
>streeeeetch
Tch, whatever. Won't be going back to sleep after that.
No.709992
>>709988
I have no clue what a Giygas is, but it sounds kinda scary. Good to know that Earth's in good hands, though.
>>709989
Well, I'm not a woman, so that'd be why.
>sighs
And I'm not a chinchilla either.
No.709993
>>709990
>[Nine gushing]
No much faer the domestic life. Yin student what kin make me life worth anythin' and a dottir's aul fay me.
>uh
No much progress, aye.
>>709991
>Don't get smart with me, fuckhead!
Oy...
No.709994
>>709991
Remind me again, boy, how many times we gotta pull yer fat outta the fire?
Lemme remind ya m'self: more often than ya manage ta do somethin' yerself.
Don't gimme no lip, boy!
>>709993
M'student's bein' a pain in the ass, as usual.
No.709995
>>709992
I'm sorry for him.
>Hey hey, I can say sorry myself.
So do it.
>No way, that thing tried to trick me!
No.709996
>>709988
>...even determination can't follow that logic.
But Asriel only exists in the past. How can I SAVE him by going even further ahead of when he died before...?
>>709991
>Good call, Ragna.
>Good call.
Do you need coffee...?
>>709987
>You beam at the praise, vulgar as it may be.
If you let your expectations tether you, you'll never save the world. And I gotta, I just gotta.
No.709997
>>709994
Huv ye tried whalin' on him til he canno move?
Lugh kens I've given me boy a body callous.
But students'd be the easy bit, aye?
>>709996
>Save the world?
Save the world?
>Why the fuck would I do that when I can DESTROY IT AND USHER IN THE AGE OF PERMANENT DEATH ONCE AND FOR ALL
...What?
>Huh? Hey, your spear thing kills shit pretty good, right?
No.709998
>>709996
Because you can't go back! You promised. Which only leaves one direction.
Asriel is dead, but not gone.
>prods Frisk's chest with his bat
He lives on in here. In your heart and soul. So you gotta live on, for both of you.
>>709992
He's an evil alien from the future with godlike psychic powers. My friends and I beat'im up.
>nodnod
No.709999
>>709995
>This feels... familiar.
>Oh jeez, this guy is like Mob's version of Qwark.
What are you talking about? I'm not trying to trick anyone.
>>709998
...Whoa. And I thought the stuff I've had to deal with was bad.
No.710000
>>709999
>Trickster! You won't fool me!
They already have a Trickster here, Master.
>Wait really? But that's so...bland.
Please don't do Salt Splash.
>Mob, I think you're forgetting who the adult in this situation is. If I was gonna do Salt Splash, I wouldn't tell you.
...
No.710001
I wonder what Stumpy is doing?
>
...pppfftttHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
No.710002
>>709997
All th'time. Boy's whole body is just one big bruise.
>
What was that? I thought we fixed ya, Nine.
No.710003
>>709998
...
>Your heart begins to beat louder and louder.
>Louder and louder and louder still until it roars in your ears.
I think...I finally understand what I have to do.
>You ball your tiny fists.
I need to find Grandpa and Sans.
>>709997
>nofighting.mp3
Why would I want to destroy the world? I want to save it, so that everyone's happy. I'll do it with these two hands, and anyone who would settle for anything less isn't taking life by the ka-hoonies.
>...
Ca...cahojnes...? Cajones-you know what I mean.
No.710004
>>710001
>currently spamming his dating website page with fake accounts
>"is it me that you're looking for"
>:D
No.710005
>>709993
>Oh!
Hey,Lancer...'s master.
>heheh
>pointing at Nine
So are you two related or...
>>709994
Yeaa, you helped me a lot. When I was a kid. The closest thing I remember of a rescue from you is when you warned me that masked freak was coming to kick my ass. Which by the way, made no difference whatsoever.
>>709996
Nah, it's okay. I can make it myself. Probably won't need it. Already had enough-
>bitching
...nagging to wake me up.
No.710006
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>>710003
Now you got it.
>grin
>>709999
People tend to say that when they hear about it.
>>710000
What's going on now?
No.710007
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>>710004
HA! his life su-
>>710003
Red! what are you d-....damnit, my bad
No.710008
>>710002
>''Yeah yeah, don't worry about it. Hey, Gigant is still up there, isn't it?
Uh...
>Gotta go, baby. Don't do anything stupid now.
>>710003
>Ohohohoho~
>Nine has left the vicinity
...
>>710005
Teacher'd dae well enough, lad. I'm no his Master.
>sheesh
S'what's been the topic ay today, I reckon.
No.710009
>>710000
>Sometimes I hate being right.
I might regret asking this, but... what's a Salt Splash?
>>710006
>nodding slowly
Guess I shouldn't keep bragging about saving galaxies. Doesn't hold a candle to what you pulled off.
No.710010
>>710005
Always with the bitchin'. Taokaka didn' just find ya lyin' around when ya fell through to th'bottom'a Kagutsuchi. An' yer still alive, ain't ya?
Ya really think Hakumen woulda let ya live if it was his choice? Idjit.
But nah, yer dear ol' master don't do nothin' fer ya.
>>710008
Aw... shit.
No.710011
>>710006
Master came to...visit.
>What kind of introduction was that?
You usually do it yourself.
>Yeah I guess I do.
>Reigen Arataka, kickass televised psychic.
>>710009
Please d-
>SALT SPLASH, KICK EDITION
>Kicking A Pile Of Salt At His Opponent, Reigen's Secret Move
No.710012
>>710005
I'm glad.
>You can feel a lot of passive aggressiveness coming from Ragna.
>You hug his leg tightly.
I hope you have a good day!
>>710007
Sorry Mr. Carnage, gotta go! Maybe Mado will be in later!
>>710008
>Aww, you didn't even get to say goodbye.
>You look up to the spandex covered sword lady, and salute.
Hope I see you again soon.
>>710006
>If Flowey is Asriel's determination...then maybe all he needs is a piece of you to take form.
>And you were d e t e r m i n e d to see if it was possible.
I'll be back.
>You run off into the swamp.
>It's time to take one last trip to the True Lab...
No.710014
>>710007
>it's licorice time
I think he might be crying.
No.710015
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>>710012
...He didn't get it.
>>710011
You're a psychic? Weird, I can't feel it from you.
>>710009
Bragging's kinda lame anyways.
No.710016
>>710010
>etching into a pebble
>flicks it up like a coin
>contemplative nodding
Ye'd be in a wet one now, wee kitty.
>>710012
>that's spandex covered spear lady to you, androkid
Nae, ye really dinnae.
No.710017
>>710014
oh we can only hope....by the way Blondy got arrested
No.710018
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>>710016
Dammit, dammit dammit!
>Musashi get
>slice
>there's now a slit in spacetime
I got a wife ta save. Nice meetin' ya.
>hops through
No.710019
>>710008
Didn't know there was a difference.
>Watching Nine leave
>Damn that's a fine-
>Ragna no that's your master's wife
Heard you servants are doing a Christmas party.Were you invited?
>>710010
Tao saved me more times than you did. Reflect on that.
>hmph
If that freak wants a piece of me then he can be my guest. I already beat him once, I can do it twice.
>Probably
>I think
So are we gonna ignore how your wife just shouted something among the lines of "DESTROY THE WORLD FOR IZANAMI"?
>>710012
>Excuse me I'll have you know all my aggression is 100% direct
Heh... Hope you have a nice day too.
No.710020
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>>710011
Wait wh-
>screams
IT'S IN MY EYES! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
>>710015
>attempting to rub the salt out of his eyes
>it's not working
I guess it is. But sometimes I just can't help it.
No.710021
>>710019
>talk to the catbutt slipping across space and time to stop her
No.710022
File: 1450044588990.png (915.82 KB, 1280x1290, 128:129, tumblr_nyovd5omWS1rk1fobo1….png)
>>710015
>Another esper, huh.
He said he was a psychic, but-
>Mob, why didn't you tell me he was an esper?
Can't you feel them now?
>NOT WHEN I'M UNDER PRESSURE LIKE THAT
>>710020
>BEGONE, SPIRIT! Holy crap Mob we're actually doing it!
>Mob just brushes the salt off with TK
Again, I'm really sorry.
No.710023
>>710020
>telekinetically whirling some salt around into a small tornado
You guys're weird.
>>710020
>uh
>PSI Lifeup
>since Mob moved the salt, git u refreshed
There we go.
No.710024
>>710018
>!
...Some geis, that'd be.
>hmm
>>710019
>you might ken it be like it is, but it dinnae
Aye, somethin' like that.
I'm no much faer parties, boy.
>swear to fuck if they try dragging me there
Ye've a lass to save. Git tae it.
No.710025
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>>710022
Hey, what he's doing isn't your fault. Don't worry about it.
>>710023
>suddenly fine
Wait, you can heal people too? That's... awesome.
No.710026
>>710017
...she what
>
>>
>>>
No.710027
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>>710023
>Hey whoa, be careful with that! Sanctified salt is dangerous to you esper types.
Didn't you just get that stuff from the shaker on the table.
>Mob, Mob, Mob. Any true psychic can make regular salt sanctified. And the best part is that they can never tell!
>>710025
It's a shame.
>What?
I said-
>You're not thinking of leaving, are you?
>I told, you should stick by my side for as long as you can so you can keep learning, Mob.
You're just lonely.
No.710028
>>710026
apparent she broke a dudes leg after a fight
No.710029
>>710025
I can do a lot of stuff. You haven't seen anything yet!
>>710027
It's just salt though.
No.710030
>>710028
>crying tears as she laughs
I'm going...going to visit her...and throw peanuts at her through the bars-
>falls off of her chair
>starts lightly pounding the ground
No.710031
>>710027
>This is getting surreal.
>If he starts calling Mob his sidekick I'm gonna be scared.
I get the feeling you two don't get along very well.
>>710029
>grins
Alright. What else ya got?
No.710032
>>710030
and with her out the way, looks like I get to play!
No.710033
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>>710029
I know, but-
>Just salt? Hey Mob, where did this guy go to get his degree? DeLiar University?
That was a bad pun.
>>710031
>We're-
He's my friend.
>You really mean that?
No.710034
>>710032
Ruby?
>gives a goofy grin
Trap her. With cookies. She'll fall for it.
No.710035
>>710031
Hold onto your butt.
>
>welcome to Moonside
>gravity is not important
>>710033
>enjoy the neon colored world now
He knows I can read his mind right?
No.710036
>>710034
her and the other two......
>come on Red guy you know this
you know...uh....um....er.....
>one has a bow
Bow head! and uuuuuuuuh
>scare on eye
Scare Eye!
No.710037
File: 1450045820452.png (251.16 KB, 337x460, 337:460, You don't have any friends.png)
>>710033
>Is Qwark my friend?
>...I guess so.
Right. I think I understand now.
>>710035
>W H A T
Holy crap, you turned the whole place into a giant neon sign!
No.710038
>>710036
...
>not even Picard can facepalm this hard
Blake. Weiss.
No.710039
>>710037
I did a whole bunch of things. I call it "Moonside".
No.710040
>>710038
.....the hell is Blake Weiss?
No.710041
>>710021
>Yeah
>Run away
>That's what you do best
>>710024
>Nod
Don't need to tell me twice.
>Follows Jubei through the rift
>Riiight before it closes
No.710042
>>710035
>uh
Now he does.
>I feel like I'm back in college
You graduated in 2005.
>We had acid then too, you know.
>>710037
>Hey Mob, you think we can sell this thing to the military or whatever?
No.
>But
No.
No.710043
>>710041
>
>next time I'm just gonna let Hakumen thrash you
No.710044
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>>710041
>shakes her head
Lads.
>
Guess I'll give that fishin' lark a go.
>Bolg in hand
>and string
>if you look closely, the string is made of tiny interwoven Bolgs
No.710045
>>710039
Moonside, huh.
>looks around
Not gonna lie, this is pretty cool. A little spooky, but... still cool.
>>710042
Whoa, slow down. Not every alien needs to wind up getting dissected by the government.
No.710046
>>710043
>Maybe next time
>For now we've got a titty witch to save
No.710047
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>>710042
>adjusting his cap
Drugs are bad, mmkay?
>>710044
>enjoy your weird neon-outline fish
>they're incredibly easy to see now that everything is an outline
>>710045
It's also a headache to keep up. But this is my world, kinda.
No.710048
>>710046
>if by "we" you mean "Koko and I" then yes
>"we"
No.710049
>>710045
>Nah, only the expensive ones.
Master.
>I'm kidding, jeez.
You weren't.
>No, not really.
>>710047
>I think I've had about enough of this. Mob, let's bail.
Can't.
>Cant?
Well...I don't know how.
No.710051
>>710047
....
>this is boring
>BOLG RAIN
No.710052
>>710048
>Ooooohooh you are not leaving me out of this
>I'm still the main character of this shit
>I know my rights
No.710053
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>>710050
>you don't wanna step to my daughter girlie
>I don't wanna step to my daughter
>>710052
>take care of your sister then
No.710054
>>710050
>
>>710053
>You piece of shit old cat
>DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HER
No.710056
>>710049
>world flickering
>and back to normal
There you go.
>>710051
>das
>a lotta spears
Wowie!
No.710057
>>710047
Well, I'm definitely impressed. I've never seen anyone do something like this before.
>>710049
...There was no way you could've made that not sound creepy.
No.710058
>>710054
>She's your sister
>I gotta get my wife
>Don't be difficult dammit
>>710055
>Your funeral
No.710059
>>710056
hey Ness what's going o-
>>710051
AAAARRGH! RIGHT IN THE AAAAASSSS!!! WHHYYY!!???
No.710060
>>710056
That's some really impressive power.
>What are you talking about, it was all done with mirrors and the like.
Master, I'm not sure if-
>Don't be that way, Mob. And even if it was real, you could do it too no sweat.
...Ok.
>>710057
Please don't encourage him.
No.710061
No.710062
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>>710056
>uh
What dae ye need, lad.
>>710059
>?
That'd be the first time yin ay me spears didno get it done wi yin thrust.
No.710063
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>>710058
>Fiiiiine
>But if I go berserk and lose my memory it's on you
>>710055
>
No.710064
>>710057
Not a lot of psychics can do it. Making a world inside another world is hard.
>>710059
Oh no, Mr. Carnage!
>ripping spears out with TK
>>710060
Eh? Mirrors?
>>710062
I was just being impressed, that's so cool!
No.710066
>>710058
>that's kind of the point
>>710063
Enjoying the show?
No.710067
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>>710060
Wasn't trying to. Trust me, I've met people like him before.
>>710064
Well, look at it this way: If you can do it, that means you've got some serious skill.
No.710068
>>710064
WAIT NESS NO-
NNNAAAAARRRRRGGHH!!!
>ass bits fly everywhere
No.710069
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No.710070
>>710063
>there's prolly a macguffin for that
>>710066
>you
>I used to like you
No.710071
>>710064
>Well, this mission has been a total bust. You were right, Mob.
Are we going home?
>With all this potential? Hell no, we're staying!
Get a girlfriend already.
>And deprive all these ladies? Never!
>But for now, it's nap time.
>Reigen walks off
>>710067
>...
You're a lucky person too then.
No.710072
>>710069
>ass in bits all over the room
Partners but ya said one name Blake Weiss
No.710073
>>710067
I know I do. Saving the world's not easy.
>>710068
OH NOOOOO!
>PSI Lifeup on Carnage's booty blasting
>>710071
Your friend's weird.
No.710074
>>710064
Naythin' "cool' about it, lad. Jest how things be.
>compliments
>from someone other than my boys
>>710065
Ye should be dead.
No.710075
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>>710074
How it should be?
>blink
I don't get it but you're really cool, lady.
No.710076
>>710072
Both of their names. Blake and Weiss. Blake is the one with the bow-
>pinches the bridge of her nose
Never mind. What happened?
No.710077
>trust no one
>not even yourself hair
No.710078
>>710073
He's...
>uh
>
>
>
A good person.
>>710077
>?
No.710079
>>710074
>puts a dollar in a jar
>>710073
hey Ness someone said it! few more and we can get a bike!
>>710076
stabbed in the ass again
No.710080
>>710075
Aye.
>jeez
Mm.
>tugging from the line
>!
>heave
>fish skeleton on the hook
>Scat how
>>710079
How.
No.710081
>>710066
I did notice you've been too quiet lately. Specially with the mess I've been making.
>tch
Just what the hell are you plotting?
>>710070
>It's called "your daughter"
No.710082
>>710078
Are you sure?
>>710079
Yay!
>>710077
Hiya, Filia!
>>710080
Eh? Spooky.
No.710083
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>>710078
>stops brushing her teeth
Samson, for the last time, we're not going to the buffet.
>"YOU'RE NO FUN"
...oh, hi there!
>>710082
Howdy, Ness!
No.710084
>>710080
I'm just REALLY hard to kill, happened after I got ripped in half in space....then blown up....a lot.....
>>710082
it'll be so sweet
No.710085
>>710070
>cry more
>>710081
But that would be telling, wouldn't it.
You're fulfilling your part admirably, if it means anything
No.710086
>>710082
Yin word fay it.
>>710084
Me spear'd be cursed, and still naethin'.
>tch
>gone
No.710087
>>710071
"Lucky" isn't the word I would use.
>>710073
>nods
You can say that again. At least I had help when I did it.
>...Wait, where IS Clank?
No.710088
>>710082
Why wouldn't I be.
>>710083
>this lady
>is talking to herself
>waaaaaaaaaait
>!
Hello.
>nod
No.710089
>>710086
yeah well I cures at things and nothing hap- damnit!.....I won that if anyone asks!
No.710090
>>710083
What's up?
>
Ha, Samson's still hungry.
>>710086
Woah, she teleports too!
>>710087
I brought three friends with me.
>>710088
What was all that about mirrors?
No.710091
>>710087
>I want to use the Internet
>but I don't want to lie
No.710092
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>>710087
Why not?
>>710090
Master Reigen isn't a psychic, so he tries to justify things himself.
I admire that.
No.710093
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>>710085
Just cut the crap already! How did you took over again and why only now?
>...
Noel... Do you know where she is?
No.710094
>>710088
>if you look close, you can see a Parasite picking its nonexistent nose
I'm Filia, who might you be?
>>710090
>"I'm always-"
He's always hungry.
>holds the toothpaste tube over her head and empties it into his mouth
How goes it?
No.710095
>>710090
Huh. Did they have powers like yours?
>>710091
Clank... have you just been staring at a computer all day?
>>710092
Y'know... people like that Reigen guy can be annoying sometimes.
No.710097
>>710092
He reminds me of my friend Jeff. Except as an adult.
>
And not a tech genius.
>>710094
It's going pretty well! You missed a neat trick.
>>710095
Nope. Jeff didn't.
No.710098
>>710093
Yes.
>DUN DUN DUN
But is that really the question you want to be asking.
>>710096
Are we done here?
No.710099
>>710095
Unfortunately, yes.
>initiating backpack mode
No.710100
>>710098
Not yet. I wanna see for myself if the cat's got the balls to take back the witch after all that running he's been doing.
No.710101
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>>710094
>monster
>but not a spirit
>why is everything so complicated now
Ah, Shigeo Kageyama.
>small bow
It's nice to meet you.
>peeking at the hairman
>>710095
>flashback to when Reigen followed Mob around all day because he had nothing to do
...Sometimes.
>>710097
Your friends sound nice.
>!
Oh...I forgot to check in with Musashi senpai this week.
No.710102
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>>710097
Oh? But I thought all of your tricks were too dangerous to pull off indoors.
>>710101
>"Get an eyeful, kid."
Come on, I'm sure he's nice.
>bows back
This is my partner, Samson.
No.710103
>>710097
Oh. Well, at least he was still able to help you out.
>>710099
>yes
>this is good
Don't worry, pal. I won't judge.
>>710101
It'd be easier to not have to deal with people like that, if you ask me.
>
Then again, it's better to have someone around and not need their help than need their help when they're nowhere to be seen.
No.710104
>>710102
The malt shop doesn't fix itself. This place does!
>>710101
A friend of yours?
>>710103
You should've seen his bottle rockets! They were awesome!
No.710105
>>710096
You...!
>YOOOOOOOU
I should have guessed.
>>710098
I've got no more questions. Whatever you're planning you'll let her go. Now.
No.710106
>>710102
>
He's like Dimple.
Dimple, come on out.
>poink
>Damn it Shigeo, me and Reigen were on a hot one too!
It's nice to meet...both of you.
>>710103
It's not just about needing help.
People aren't here to be "dealt with", they're living their lives just like you.
I think it's important to understand people that aren't like you, too.
>
Sorry for rambling.
>>710104
He's the president of the Body Improvement Club.
I promised them I'd keep running while I was out here.
>legit sad
No.710107
>>710100
Not in the direction he's going.
>>710105
Don't think so. I still need her, sad to say.
How's that Murakumo unit, by the way?
No.710108
>>710104
...You can save the world with bottle rockets?
>Maybe I've been overdoing it with the weapon collecting.
>...Nah.
>>710106
No big deal. I agree with you, I'm just trying to say that some people aren't fun to be around.
No.710109
>>710104
Oh. Well...darn it, then.
>>710106
You have a Parasite, too?
>"Pfffbthahaha, he looks like a muffin top."
Gee, I thought all of the on Earth had already been found. Nice to meet you too, Dimple!
No.710110
>>710107
He'll trade away anything for her, you know.
>grin
>>710105
But you didn't. I'm disappointed!
No.710111
>>710106
So start running. You got a promise to keep.
>>710108
And laser guns!
>>710109
I can show you somethin' else if ya want!
No.710112
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>>710108
Oh.
Maybe because I've never had a lot of friends...
>Mob stop you sound like a loser
>>710109
>somewhat surprised Samson can see Dimple
He's not a parasite, he's an evil spirit.
>I'm gonna be god someday, just you wait!
Why do you keep saying that out loud?
>>710111
Will you spot me?
No.710114
>>710111
>smiles
See, that makes sense. I've used plenty of laser guns before.
>>710112
I'm sure that'll change sooner or later. Making friends is easier than you think.
No.710115
>>710107
I wasn't asking.
>Murakumo unit
>Uh
I'd say you'd need to be more specific. But the answer would be the same: None of your business.
>>710110
I'll deal with you later.
>When I come up with a proper come back.
No.710116
>>710112
Sure, why not?
>>710114
But mostly bottle rockets and psychic powers.
No.710117
>>710110
That just might give me an idea.
>>710115
Don't make threats you don't intend to deliver on, dear brother.
>shrug
Doesn't matter, you'll be too late anyway.
No.710118
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>>710114
>nod
My personality isn't very good, but I'm already so lucky to have the friends I do.
I want to extend that courtesy.
>>710116
>jacket: off
>gym uniform get
>"White T Poison" written on the shirt in faded ink
First, warmups.
>drops down
...One.
>push up
>oof
No.710119
>>710115
Just one disappointment after another.
>>710117
Attagirl. Why couldn't the others be more like you, Izanami.
No.710120
>>710111
Ooh, ooh, what's it gonna be? Show me.
>>710112
>...you can't see Dimple, can you Fil
>oh, so there's actually something there
>...
>w-well that's...yeah, of course I can see him
Keep saying...what out loud?
No.710121
>>710116
So his bottle rockets could hit harder than lasers?
>low whistle
Impressive.
>>710118
You're doing a good job so far. Your personality isn't bad, either.
No.710122
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>>710120
>Holy cats, Shigeo! Look at the size of those-
Dimple.
>Awright, but I'm telling Reigen
Jeez...
>
Oh. He wants to be god. Or at least that's what he keeps saying.
>>710121
>!
Thank you, that means a lot.
>starts running laps around the hall
No.710123
>>710117
And who's making threats?
>sword drawn and pointed
I'll say this just once: Stay away from Lambda and Nu and let Noel go.
>And come back home.
>>710119
>I don't
>I don't think I like this guy
No.710124
>>710118
>oh boy
>this is gonna be rough
You can do it.
>>710120
>psi-guitar
Check it!
>>710121
They're crazy strong!~
No.710125
>>710119
Because they're dead.
>>710123
You don't have any leverage, Ragna.
You never did.
>spins on her heel
If you're not careful, the cat might die.
>just walks out
>you gonna stab her in the back, edgeedge
No.710126
>>710123
>gahahahaha
Tick tock goes the clock, Ragna.
>>710125
Exactly.
>floats off behind her
No.710127
>>710122
No problem. I had trouble making friends too, at first.
>just kinda
>watching him run
>>710124
Definitely sounds like they are. I didn't even know you could make fireworks that strong.
No.710128
>>710124
>run Mob, run
>even though it hurts holy fuck
>>710127
>huff
>'puff''
>don't be surprised if he just drops after a bit
What did you...do about it?
No.710129
>>710127
You can do lots of stuff if you push them beyond their own limits.
>>710128
>floating behind Mob playing a rockin' solo
Yeah!
No.710130
>>710129
>yeah
>YEAH
>WHITE T POISON
>WHITE T POISON
>[30%]
No.710131
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No.710133
>>710130
>THAMBSU APPU!
Two more!
>>710131
>can you hear all this PK ROCK?
No.710134
>>710125
Like that has ever stopped me before.
>Imma do it
>I can do it
>I said I'd do it
>...
>Sword withdrawn
I'll come back for Noel. And for you too. I swear on that.
>>710126
So it begins again, huh?
>Runs after Jubei
>His general direction that is
No.710135
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>>710131
>!
>INCOMING
>>710133
>BOOM
>...
Now I'll have to start over...
No.710136
>>710132
Woke up with a headache. This loud music ain't helping, either.
>>710133
>unfortunately
>>710135
It's too early for this shit.
>hits the deck
No.710137
>>710135
That's alright. I'll still spot you if you can handle it.
>
>gleam~
>git u sum HOPE
No.710138
>>710136
HA! sucks to be you!
No.710139
>>710128
>shrugs
Started talking to people and helping them with their problems. I just kept doing that for a while and I had a handful of friends in no time. It's one of those things that gets easier with practice, y'know?
>>710129
>grins
Limits are meant to be broken, aren't they?
No.710140
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>>710136
>floats up
>TK-brushdown
I'm really sorry about that.
>>710137
Of course.
>dis determination don't quit
>>710139
Practice...
I think I get it. Thank you for talking with me.
>off he goes again
No.710141
>>710136
>it's okay if your taste is bad
>because we're all gonna get better
>>710139
Got that right! We'll break those limits, and push way past them! And on the other side, we'll be stronger for it.
>>710140
>C O U R A G E
>sends a psi-duplicate with Mob as he goes
No.710142
>>710138
Get me an aspirin or something.
>>710140
The hell was that about?
>>710141
>no i just want to sleep and its too loud
No.710143
>>710142
what do I look like, Sharktopus? get it ya self
No.710144
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>>710142
>sounds like you
>need
>to get
>good
No.710145
>>710140
You're welcome. Giving advice isn't usually my thing, but I might as well help out if I can.
>>710141
See, Clank? You don't need to freak out every time I want to upgrade something.
>"Not all of your ideas are good ideas, Ratchet."
No.710146
>>710145
You know, you remind me a lot of Jeff.
I get the feeling we're gonna be great friends.
No.710147
>>710143
Won't even help a brother out?
>>710144
>you know who really needs to git gud
>Aldo
>[giggling internally]
No.710148
>>710147
seeing how the top list of things I hate are mostly my own kind.....no
No.710149
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>>710147
>you shouldn't make fun of someone else's misfortune when your Luck is E, y'know
>also there's a bottle of asprin floating towards Cu
No.710150
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>>710148
Bah. You're useless.
>slumped on a couch
>>710149
>PILLS HERE
Ah, cheers kid.
>pops a couple
What's the hell was with all that racket before, anyway.
No.710151
>>710146
>smiles
Same here, Ness. Same here.
>You became friends with Ratchet.
>Ratchet will now 'die for you.
No.710152
>>710150
I was just having some fun cheering a friend on.
>>710151
>[glass shattering noise]
What was that?
No.710153
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>>710150
hey! hey!...shut up, I'll arch ya just like I did Ahri, I arched her straight
No.710154
>>710152
Kid looked like he was struggling.
>>710153
You'll arch me?
No.710155
>>710154
I'll arch you good!
No.710156
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>>710152
No idea. Maybe somebody broke a window.
No.710157
>>710154
He messed up. But it'll be okay. Long as you don't give up, you'll never really fail.
>>710156
Sheesh.
>gets his bat
>and turns it into a psi-guitar
Wonder if I can spook'em.
No.710158
>>710155
Hell's that even mean?
>>710157
What kinda cheesy hero talk is that...
No.710159
>>710158
means I do UNSPEAKABLE EVIL THINGS TO YOU!
No.710160
>>710157
>looks at the psi-guitar
>then back to Ness
...Do it.
>"Ratchet! You're being a bad influence."
And you're not being fun.
No.710161
>>710158
You might call it cheesy, but it's my way of life.
You can succeed at anything if you just keep trying at it.
>>710160
>P K R O C K I N '
>it's completely unhearable to anyone inside
>haha psychic nonsense
No.710162
>>710159
I'll pass on that one, bud.
>>710161
That right, huh? I'll keep that in mind or something like that.
>checks his watch
Shit. Gonna be late.
>strides off
No.710163
>>710161
Uh... why isn't the guitar making any sound?
No.710164
>>710162
I'M NOT YOUR BUD, GUY!
No.710165
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>>710162
Someday they'll see. We're all gonna make it.
>>710163
Oh it is. Just to the people outside.
No.710166
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>>710165
Sooo... who's outside?
No.710168
>>710166
Nobody now, I heard them scream internally and book it.
No.710169
>>710167
Hiya, Mr. Gaster!
No.710170
>>710167
>uh
You okay over there?
>>710168
...Huh. Well, problem solved, I guess.
No.710171
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>>710170
Easy come, easy go, am I right?
No.710172
>>710169
Hello, young man! Did you see that kindly spider selling donuts? They're costly, but goodness do they taste good!
>
>>710170
Why wouldn't I be?
No.710173
>>710171
You've got a point there. Wonder if they'll ever try coming back.
>>710172
>
...No reason. I was just making sure.
No.710174
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>>710172
I bought a ton. They're bouncy.
>>710173
They always do. This place is magnetic.
No.710175
>>710173
...oh, the Blaster!
>shakes one of its monstrous teeth
Just testing some motion controls, not a reason to worry about it.
>>710174
Bouncy? I couldn't tell.
>skellingtons have no tongue
>takes another bite
But I digress, how have you been?
No.710176
>>710174
Guess there's no escaping a place as weird as this.
>weak laugh
>>710175
Motion controls? Sounds neat.
No.710177
>>710175
>
Rockin'.
>>710176
Nope! I don't mind too much though, I can just teleport home.
No.710178
>>710176
>moves his hand to the side, the monstrous head blaster drifting as it does
Usually their summoning position is static, but now...
>scratches his skull
Not that I have a need for weapons, aheheh, but...it doesn't hurt to be safe.
>>710177
Ah, you play the guitar? Do play me a song.
No.710179
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>>710177
You can teleport too? Sheesh... what can't you do?
>>710178
Honestly, those things look scary even when they're not shooting lasers. You'll be alright.
No.710180
>>710178
Sure thing!
>the best part about being a psychic
>one man band
>I Wanna Rock.mp3
>>710179
I can't give up, no matter what I do!
No.710181
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>>710179
I keep forgetting that organics are predisposed to be wary of bones.
>chortles as he flaps the laser cannon's jaw up and down
Oh, I never did catch your name.
>>710180
>if he had hair
>hoo boy
>grins as the music gets louder
NOW I KNOW WHY SITTING NEAR SUB WOOFERS IS DISCOURAGED
No.710182
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>>710180
>laughs
Works for me!
>>710181
My name's Ratchet. Nice to meet ya.
No.710183
>>710181
>gleam~
PK Rockin'! That's the beat of my soul!
>>710182
It'd be a bad example if I gave up. So I can't.
No.710184
>>710182
Wingdings Gaster, at your service.
>>710183
...souls have a beat?
>musical applications possible
>i n t e r e s t i n g
No.710185
>>710183
>nods
Giving up never solves anything.
>>710184
>points at the Blaster
So... any reason you decided to give your weapon a face?
No.710186
>>710184
'Course they do! They're alive, living things make all kinds of sounds.
>>710185
I'm trying to help as many people as I can. Too many of us are wallowing around in doubt or self pity.
No.710187
Well, boys, what do you think?
>
>
>
C'mon, out with it.
>It's... very impressive, sir.
Isn't it? I'm planning on submitting the proposal sometime this week.
May have to reinforce the legs a bit before then.
>Good luck with that, Commander.
No.710188
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>>710185
>rubs its muzzle
>a dull glow lights up in its mouth
Originally they existed as anti-human measures. The war was difficult...but they were very effective at intimidating the opposition.
>...
>laughs sheepishly
Of course, the war is long over now. I'm perfectly fine with humans now...!
>>710186
Really now? Human souls are incredible things...ours are quite weak in comparison.
No.710189
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>>710187
what if a planet of little teddy bears sets up tripwires?
No.710191
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>>710187
>squint
That looks ridiculous, Fordo.
No.710192
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>>710186
I can understand why Nobody gets anything done if they're upset.
>>710188
A war? This is the first I'm hearing about it.
No.710193
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>>710188
What's that supposed to mean?
>>710192
Which is why I'm helping!
No.710194
>>710189
What is that supposed to me--
>
Listen, no one's trained to deal with a bunch of tiny, ravenous monsters that have spent thousands of years trying to master guerilla warfare. No one.
>>710190
You knew?
>>710191
>does he not like it
>osi'kyr, he was my fallback
Nonsense, it looks great, sir. There was all that empty space on the sides, perfect places to attach more guns.
No.710195
>>710187
That reminds me of TX-55. Though the legs are... lacking in any kind of armor.
No.710196
>falls out of Ratchet's ship
>face first
Ow.
No.710198
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>>710194
But that's the weakness of bipedal systems.
They are easy to trip.
No.710199
>>710194
It's the arms. It does not need arms.
It's not like it can lean over with those things without falling over.
As if it wasn't top heavy enough. I agree that maybe a little more leg armor would help. A lot more, actually.
No.710200
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>>710192
>there are people who haven't heard of the war?
>faintly touches his damaged eye
...it happened a long while ago. But perhaps there are some things better left in the past.
>>710193
>another one
>goodness...
Nothing, nothing at all. But perhaps my own soul plays music. I wouldn't mind hearing a saxophone every now and then...
>Jazzster
>yeaaaaah
No.710201
>>710198
Only if the legs aren't reinforced. And they should be reinforced, not just to bear the load of the body but to mitigate their own mobility being used against them.
>>710197
It's been some time, agent.
No.710202
>>710193
Seems like you've been doing a pretty good job lately.
>>710196
>uh
You okay, Angela?
>>710200
>I'm from space and what is this
You don't have to talk about it if you don't want to. I understand.
No.710203
>>710200
We could start a band!
>>710202
That's what I strive to do.
No.710204
>>710195
It's one of the main problems with the base model. They were built en-masse-- not that that decreases their effectiveness in battle. There's a lot of fear factor involved.
>>710197
I'm aware. What do you do?
>>710198
Would you have them take a bunch of tanks into that dreaded forest?
Why am I talking to you about this, you don't look like you came from the military.
>>710199
Well then it can just right itself using the arms!
>[...]
You're right, this is hopeless.
No.710205
>>710201
Strength of the legs isn't all that important if the center of gravity is off. Most of the weight is really high and if you put a lot into the feet, it becomes a barbell.
>>710204
Probably something of the sort, there are much more options that don't have as significant weaknesses.
No.710206
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>>710202
Don't worry, I'm used to it.
>gets up
Doesn't make it feel any better.
No.710207
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>>710204
No, nooooo it's not hopeless I'm just saying it needs more weight in the legs.
The original model was already top heavy.
But it's a good concept, just needs some...work.
A lot of work.
No.710208
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>>710204
What about the later models?
>>710205
You're assuming there aren't stabilizers and autogyros to balance it.
No.710209
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>come on everybody smile smile smile
>fill your heart up with sunshine sunshine
No.710210
>>710201
it sure has sir.....
>>710204
classified
>web swings off
No.710211
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No.710212
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>>710208
if you get hit by a missile, the gyro is going to have to throw a loot of weight to counterbalance the force.
No.710213
>>710203
Huh. I usually just move on after I save the day. Maybe I need to put in more effort to help out my friends.
>>710206
At this rate, you'll have to cover yourself in bubble wrap.
No.710214
>>710205
Tanks wouldn't be able to navigate over or between fallen trees with as much ease.
Not even those MTT's the separatists had could knock down trees of that caliber. Try again.
>>710208
Where's that schematic I had prepared?
>
This is one of the latest models I've got access to. It's a lot more sleek and a lot less... fascist.
There's a final idea I was toying around with too, if you're interested.
>>710207
Well if the original was that top heavy, why was it put into service that widely? Hmm?
You're right, ground up it is.
>tosses the model out the window
No.710215
>>710213
Well for more reason than that, don't you know that bubble wrap is just slimming.
No.710216
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>>710214
Because after building the Death Star, our funds were a bit low.
Things only got worse after the second one...
No.710217
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>>710212
And if you fire a missile at a tank, it gets damaged all the same. Infantry will die horribly from the same explosion.
What's your point?
>>710214
I like the feet, but the legs still are left unarmored and the chicken leg design is too acutely angled.
Show me.
No.710219
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>>710214
You are the galactic empire, you can make a tracked vehicle that is mobile enough to get through a forest.
>>710217
That was assuming that the armor was strong enough to protect from the missile!
probably should have said rocket instead.
The point was that most of the things that would hit the side apply a lot of force!
No.710220
>>710219
Let me get this straight. When things get hit, they move? I'm utterly surprised. No really, I didn't know that.
>rubs his temples
Girl, I don't have time for this so I'll let you get on with whatever it is you're doing.
>>710218
>fire extinguisher go
>fwwwwssssssshh
No.710221
>>710215
Pffft... yeah, sure, let's go with that.
No.710222
>>710220
>what is this
>wet
>feeling
Now there's a new one.
No.710223
>>710220
Sorry, Mr. beard.
No.710224
>>710222
Weren't you burning a moment ago?
>welp
>hucks the empty extinguisher away
I can't be going senile just yet.
No.710225
>>710216
Bull, those stations were minuscule in comparison to the full scale of the empire's power and resources, we could have updated the design and still made millions. These walkers aren't that bad, have you ever driven one?
>>710217
Alright, someone dim the lights.
>cough cough
It's a bipedal AT-TE. And it's got a functioning encase turret on top.
>
...Maybe I should stop hanging around engineering.
>>710219
We tried that once.
>TIE crawler flashbacks
I'd never seen more men die in a single battle.
No.710226
>>710224
It tends to come with the territory, yes.
>brushes his coat off
Honestly you have about three years of lucidity left at best.
It really wouldn't do to waste them like this.
No.710227
>>710225
Now this one... this one I like very much. Were the production costs too high to mass-produce?
>>710226
Ah, so that's who you are.
Honestly I was hoping to see you after I died.
No.710228
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>>710221
What? You don't think so?
No.710229
>>710227
Well, "when Hell is full" and all that, I suppose.
>pinches the end of a ciggie
>[ignis]
You've more than earned the box office seats back at the homestead though, trust me.
No.710230
>>710228
Last time I checked, bubble wrap was pretty far from the height of fashion.
No.710231
>>710225
Of course not, the power of a walker is nothing compared to the power of the force.
It'd just be me inhibiting myself.
And sure they were minuscule, but Palpatine's a cheapskate. Why do you think we couldn't afford to cover up that thermal exhaust port in any way on the first Death Star?
No.710232
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>>710229
>artificial hand's thumb pops open
>stogie: lit
>puff
I'm gunning for the penthouse suite. Though we'll see where the postmortem karma lands me.
No.710233
>>710232
I'm afraid that one's been reserved indefinitely.
>puff
Those things will kill you, you know.
No.710234
>>710227
>But that's not an AT-TE--
>shoosh hand motion
The board favored the AT-AT's troop carrying capacity over this design. I think the guns more than make up for it.
>clicks projector remote
It'd be easier to transport, too. Just two thirds the size.
>>710231
Yadda yadda hokey religions blaster on your side.
Are you joking? That single thermal exhaust port is the greatest feat of engineering known to man.
Creating a machine that large that only needs one small vent to the enormous exhaust it must output would normally be impossible, but by the star's they did it.
Now if only they applied that to the walkers.
No.710235
>>710230
Geez, I never took you for a fashion expert, Ratchet.
Certainly don't look it.
No.710236
>>710234
We're already so far ahead of the arms race that it's like we're on an entirely different planet compared to the rest of the Earth. Still... a little further won't hurt.
>>710233
Nanomachines, my smoke-scented acquaintance. Nanomachines.
No.710237
>>710234
Well it's revolutionary invention for there to just be a single exhaust pot, but would it have really gone over our budget to put a gate or something over it?
No.710238
>>710235
Oh, good. For a second there I thought the joke went over your head.
>laughs
No.710239
>>710236
I'm not sure what it is you thought I was referring to.
I'd blame the preoccupation with technology for mortals' current lack of insight if that wasn't also my doing as well.
No, you'll fit right in with the rest of the Hitlers and Attilas and Alexanders.
No.710240
>>710236
So is that a yes?
>distant drumroll
>>710237
Yeah, well. Alright, you got me on that one.
But it's not like we could have accounted for a single miraculous proton torpedo.
>this is what an imperial apologist looks like
No.710241
>>710239
>puff
If not the cigars, then I hope you don't mean bullets, because that'd be redundant. I'd like to believe the Devil's too clever for redundancy.
>ohoho
Alexander, you say? Well, it doesn't sound like my company will be all that bad.
>>710240
That's a yes.
No.710242
>>710238
Don't worry, I got it. But to be fair, I guess you're going for more of a...practical look than fashionable.
It works.
No.710244
>>710240
It wasn't a miraculous proton torpedo it was the work of the Force.
The Emperor should've known considering he goes on and on about his foresight, but then...he doesn't see this coming.
Maybe it was intentional...or at least he'll claim it was.
You know how he is.
No.710245
>>710241
When it suits a purpose.
>shrug
Apparently it was decided I was more deserving of the pleasure instead of Krishna.
Those past the 6th Circle don't tend to have anything beyond unwanted conjugal visits to look forward to, sadly.
No.710246
>>710242
Well, being fashionable won't help you beat someone like Dr. Nefarious.
No.710247
>>710245
Is that so? You'll have to forgive me, I don't really follow. Religion isn't my strong suit. That'd be killing people.
No.710248
>>710241
>
I'll get to forwarding the specifications where they're needed back at base.
We might have to disassemble some of the other walkers until we can fabricate our own parts, but--
>deep breaths
Thank you, sir.
>>710244
He spent most of the Clone Wars clouding the future so the Jedi couldn't see his plans.
He probably went a little overboard.
And the torpedo did most of the work.
No.710249
>>710246
Yeeeaaaah I'm pretty sure it would.
Somehow.
No.710250
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>>710248
So he was defeated by his own plan...It's like poetry.
He may've gone too far in a few places.
>"the torpedo did most of the work"
>this trooper
The torpedo would have done nothing but leave a dent if it were not for the Force.
No.710251
>>710249
Do I need to remind you of the time Qwark showed up to Nefarious' space station in a nurse's outfit? 'Cause I will.
No.710252
>>710247
It is, isn't it.
No matter, there will be all the time for learning.
>Void open
>gonezos
No.710253
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>>710248
It's nothing. I'll do anything to make sure phase II goes as planned.
>>710252
A chat with the devil himself. I almost feel special.
No.710254
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>>710251
Yes, yes you do. Refresh my memory on that.
No.710255
>>710250
They could write a movie about mistakes like those.
The force could have changed its directory to send it directly down the tube, but I sincerely doubt the explosion was also caused by an inexperienced--
>you're doing it again, Fordo
Geez, alright fine, it was the force.
Are you happy?
>>710253
What's the timeline on that, by the way.
>we still haven't gone to the beach
No.710256
>>710255
When I feel we're ready. It's still just an outline.
All the pieces are almost ready though.
No.710257
>>710255
Do I look unhappy to you?
>
No.710258
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>>710256
If you're really sure about this, sir, then I'll follow you.
>>710257
>
>
>
No.710260
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>>710254
He was pretending to be a nurse to sneak inside. And he still had his normal suit on underneath. It was ridiculous.
No.710261
>>710258
We have plenty of time to enjoy ourselves before it happens.
I'm glad you're with me.
No.710262
>>710259
It's a very neutral expression. Could mean anything, really.
>>710261
I don't suppose there will be that much time afterwards, will there be.
No.710263
>>710260
Yes, but the real question here is...does he ever take that suit off?
No.710264
>one more lap
>come on Mob
>don't pass out yet
>one more
>one...more...
>clonk
No.710265
>>710262
No... I don't think so. Unless we broker a peace agreement after the fact.
There's nothing on this planet that can actually retaliate against us other than superheroes. I'll have to wait for Bucky to let me know the general consensus for that aspect.
No.710266
>>710262
Alright, I'll clear it up.
>throws a table out the window with the FoOoOrRcE
No.710267
>>710263
>blink
>blink
...Y'know, I don't think I've ever seen him without it.
No.710268
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>>710264
Kid passed out. Huh.
No.710269
>>710266
The fact that they've mostly left us alone all this time is both comforting and concerning.
I hope it doesn't come to a head, there's not a whole like I can do against these guys.
>>710266
>
Is this really necessary, sir?
No.710270
>>710268
>...
>...
>...
>lurches up
Ha, 'bout time Shigeo let me back in here.
Now I can properly kick that hairguy's ass.
>Merchant.gif
No.710271
>>710269
Yes.
I'm never happy.
No.710272
No.710273
>>710269
They've got their own priorities and tend to be reactionary instead of preventative.
Until we make a move, they won't make one.
...I have countermeasures for most.
No.710274
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>>710270
Correction: freaky possessed kid.
No.710275
>>710267
Exactly.
...I don't like where this conversation is doing so let's stop.
No.710276
>>710275
Fine with me.
>
Sooo... what should we talk about?
No.710277
>>710274
What, it's like you've never seen a mild-mannered evil spirit in the body of a passed out esper kid before.
>cracks Mob's back
God damn it, if I've told him once I've told him a thousand times to stretch.
No.710278
>>710271
But you were making so much headway in those regards a few months ago.
You even put on the white suit, didn't you?
I thought it was a nice color on you.
>Maybe add a little red...
>>710273
>Most
I'm beginning to wish more of these things were on file.
If we wait until they make moves, we may very well get nothing done.
No.710279
>>710278
I've been wishing there were more files for them, but they have their own secrets and whatnot.
My intelligence department will dig something up. They always do.
No.710280
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>>710276
Sooo...how'v you been?
No.710281
>>710277
Right... so, what is it you plan on doing in a little kid's body.
'Cause I'm kinda debating between shooting you and not shooting you.
No.710282
>>710278
I was working on it but then it didn't work out.
Also the white suit stained easily.
Which is why I stopped wearing it.
No.710283
>>710280
>shrugs
Everything's been alright. Kinda boring compared to what I'm used to, but peace and quiet's always good.
No.710284
>>710279
Is that cowboy friend of yours still heading them up?
I'm not too sure what to think about him most of the time.
>but those haven troopers of his
>>710282
Could have waterproofed it. They make sprays for that nowadays, they're fairly effective.
So you're back to your old ways, I take it? That's...
>terrible
...great. I can't wait to see what awaits.
No.710285
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>>710281
Try it all you want, funny man. It'd do all of jack, and shit.
Gotta get him hydrated while he's out to lunch, you understand.
>floats a milk glass over
No.710286
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>>710283
Well not everything can be excitement.
What are you gonna do to add that excitement back?
No.710287
>>710284
>H a v e n T r o o p e r s
Ocelot is... eccentric. But he's been a triple agent for decades. Born and bred spy. His skills are the stuff of legend.
No.710288
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>>710285
"Evil" spirit my ass. Sound more like a babysitter.
No.710289
>>710286
No idea. Nobody here's been shouting at the top of their lungs that they want me dead.
No.710290
>>710284
I'm not going to be choking troopers left and right anymore, but other than that yes.
Until I finally overthrow the Emperor...
No.710291
>>710287
>they've got some very nice, uh
>uniforms
From what I've seen of him, that seems like an understatement. Has he always been like this?
>>710290
>this poor, poor man
That's good news.
And when will you be finally doing that, sir.
No.710292
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>>710289
You're the only person I know who'd openly welcome that.
No.710293
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>>710291
>flaaaashbaaaaacks
>1964
>1970
Well... he was more lucid in 1984, because Venom couldn't handle how he really acts.
No.710294
>>710288
Nah, just grooming him for later.
I'm gonna be god someday, y'know.
>glug glug glug
>
No.710295
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>>710291
When I'm no longer stationed on this backwater planet!
The Galactic Empire will belong to me!
No.710296
>>710294
I can already hear Lucy laughing on the inside. Why the hell would you wanna do that anyways? Listening to 6.9 billion humans bitching nonstop's gonna drive you bonkers.
No.710297
>>710292
It's not so bad once you get used to it.
>grin
No.710298
>>710296
Because then I'll be top dog.
You sound like you don't have an ounce of ambition in that bod of yours.
No.710299
>>710297
Don't think I'd ever be able to get used to it, but hey if that's what you enjoy.
I just happen to enjoy not having my life on the line.
No.710300
>>710293
>venom's not all that better nowadays
>must be all that shrapnel
Lucid? Is he not always aware of what he's doing?
>>710295
That's very funny, sir.
>oh wait he's serious
>
No.710301
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>>710298
Do I? Man, that kid's ears must be fucked.
>sssssip
So how's getting around Lucifer going. Not too good I'm guessing.
No.710302
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>>710300
>urge to choke: rising
I don't believe I was joking.
Tell me...what do you think was funny, Captain?
No.710303
>>710300
He... well... self-hypnosis has damaged his mind somewhat. He's still effective when you give him something to do. Otherwise he's... odd.
No.710304
>>710301
Luci-what?
Ah whatever, I've got it all figured out.
>I hope
I'll uh...
>lightbulb
It's simple, I'm such a small fry right now that he won't even bother paying attention to me. And then it'll be too late, everyone will know the name of Lord Dimple!
No.710306
>>710299
If it makes you feel any better, it's hard for most of the bad guys to even hit me. Guess there's an upside to being short after all.
No.710307
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>>710304
Dude how can you be top dog if you don't even know whose seat you're gunning for?
No.710308
>>710306
Thanks for reminding me how much of a walking target I am.
>>710305
>izzat Lombax--
>no it is not
No.710309
>>710307
Well that's...uh...
Screw this, Shigeo you deal with this guy.
>pop
>[Mob has joined the server]
...?
No.710310
>>710308
You're welcome.
>cheesy grin at maximum output
No.710311
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>>710309
So do you usually get possessed by twerp ghosts or is this just some holiday cheer?
No.710312
>>710308
>no
>it most certainly is not
Gooooooooooooooood meowrning, woild!
Taokaka has entered the scene at approximately-
>looks at her arm
>dozens of watches
10 at night! I'm early!
No.710313
>>710311
I told him to stop doing that too.
>
>braaaaaaaaap
Dimple...
No.710314
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>>710302
>do it, karigód
>[SERIOUS]
Getting off this planet and actually staying off this planet are two different things. The hook's going to bring you back, I ain't telling you no lie.
I haven't heard a damned thing from command since I got stationed here just over a year ago.
This kind of separation of clone troopers from combat is absolutely unprecedented. We're always at war. I never had a shore-leave of more than a week since I left stasis.
They've forgotten about us, Vader. The Emperor's been meaning to get rid of you for all this time now. Why do you think you're here?
>>710303
>at least he's fun to duel with
Does he have any hobbies? Could put him in a low budget western, I'm sure he'd feel right at home.
No.710315
>>710314
That's what I've been doing. He loves it. However, it's time he gets back to work. Those global contacts of his will shed a lot of insight we need.
No.710316
>>710313
Lactose intolerant? No eggnog for you.
No.710317
>>710314
I am fully aware they've forgotten us, Fordo.
That's why I'm more willing to finish what I started planning all those years ago...
The Emperor may've turned his back on us, but that will be his undoing. There's plenty of ways to get out of here, we just need to find them. And when we-- or I if you wish to stay, go back I will remind him that I exist.
I went here for a reason, and I lost track of it for a while but now I remember why. I came to be forgotten so that I may go back and get Palpatine when he least suspects it...when he thinks I am dead.
No.710318
>>710316
I don't think I know what that is.
We have hot chocolate and yuki-mochi though.
>
Oh.
I'm Shigeo.
No.710319
>>710310
You're a regular comedian.
>>710312
>well
I'd hate to see what you consider late.
No.710320
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>>710318
You're lucky I globetrot so I know what the hell you're talking about.
>sheesh
Another one from Glorious Nippon then.
Name's Jason Todd. Maybe you've heard of me.
Doubt it though.
No.710321
>>710319
Oh sure! 13 o'clock for one, 'cause that doesn't exist! And those other numbers are just kinda rascally you know what I'm layin' down there, Chinchilla Person?
No.710322
>>710320
I didn't know I was supposed to.
>this wasn't on Master's lecture about America
You don't like Japanese?
No.710323
>>710319
I'll be here all week!
>
Or, y'know, however long we decide to stay here.
No.710324
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>>710322
Considering my favorite food's yakisoba, I wouldn't say that. Just been a flood of you guys for a while, s'weird.
Then again the Hall of Doom's a special kind of people magnet.
You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you.
No.710325
>>710315
...You think I could be in one of those?
>he made political allies in that getup?
It's getting late, I should be getting back to base. Thanks again, sir.
>>710317
>that doesn't sound like choking
I've given up trying that. Last time I tried leaving some of my closest friends either vanished off the map or died fighting for lost causes.
I've got a home here now. Family, for what it's worth. If you want to try toppling a galaxy-spanning regime from this swamp, you go right ahead.
No.710326
>>710325
Cowboys from the future... I could get behind that.
>he wasn't always a weird cowboy, I swear
I will see you there.
No.710327
>>710323
We still haven't decided that, have we?
>>710321
>uhh
Yeah I get it.
I get it exactly
>haha no I don't
No.710328
>>710324
Only what I already know.
>nod
This place is weird, weird enough to attract all kinds of spirits.
I was gonna exorcise them, but they don't seem too bad.
No.710329
>>710327
Nope. I mean, you haven't really said you want to leave, so...
No.710330
>>710327
Purrrrrrrrrrfect!
>leans in
Psst, go for the gold, Chinchilla Person! Don't let those other chinchillas get you low!
No.710331
>>710328
Spooky. What about your floating bodysnatcher?
No.710332
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>>710325
>you're quite literally asking for it
I won't be doing it from this swamp, I'll be doing it back where I came from as soon as I can get out of here.
Luckily, there's plenty of scrap around here to work with, and I'll be back in the galaxy far far away soon.
>thinking back
Then again, that might not be possible. Not because of how far it is but-- forget it, it's a silly notion.
I'll make it.
No.710333
>>710331
He made me puke milk one time to get me to laugh.
So I beat him up.
>
You can see him?
No.710334
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>>710330
Wait you mean Ratchet?
He's not getting me low.
>>710329
And you haven't either, so I guess we're still sticking around.
No.710335
>>710333
Once you find the turnstile at the afterlife, you get to see all kinds of spooks.
>
Yeah. I can. 'Cause I'm undead too.
No.710336
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>>710334
And that's the problem
Nyahahaha!
>backflips away
No.710337
>>710332
>I planned for this and you took it all away
I can give you a runabout, but that's about it.
Good luck, hopefully you'll have more than I did.
>steps through the window and over the table vader threw out earlier
>>710326
...Not that kind of film, sir.
>blasts off into the night
No.710338
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>>710335
You're...undead?
Master says undead are a really cheap form of spirit that we shouldn't even dignify, but he buys so many zombie games...
>I think I saw him watch HOTD once too
No.710339
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>>710337
Thank you, Captain.
I'm sure I will.
>sits down and begins considering how he's going to get back
No.710340
>>710334
No complaints here. Earth's a pretty cool place.
No.710341
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>>710338
Tell your master to say that to my face.
Wait why do I even give a shit, I'm not a spirit. That's fucking stupid.
No.710342
>>710341
We've also never seen a real one before, so you can't really blame us for thinking you didn't...exist.
What do you do?
No.710343
>>710340
I'm getting used to it.
It's...a bit comfy now.
>>710336
>wait what
Are you--
And she's gone.
No.710344
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>>710342
Same thing Punisher does, but with sassier quips.
No.710345
>>710344
>...
>ok Mob
>you can do this
>read the atmosphere
Punish...things?
No.710346
>>710345
Yeah okay you're clueless.
Punisher kills people who don't deserve to live. Namely criminals and supervillains.
So do I. Except I'm less serious about it.
It's hard to keep a straight face when everyone you're aiming at wears a stupid neon colored costume.
No.710347
>>710343
It's starting to feel like a second home. Then again, this place and my garage on Veldin are both out in the middle of nowhere.
>
...What was that girl in the cat outfit talking about?
No.710348
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>>710346
I don't think I could ever think like that.
>floatan
I used to think that power shouldn't be used on other people to hurt them, even if they're the same and they deserve it.
But still, that seems...cold.
No.710349
>>710347
I honestly couldn't tell you.
At all.
No.710350
>>710348
I'm not gonna waste my energy arguing or justifying it to a kid, but I'll tell you this: the guy who killed me, killed thousands of people before me.
And he got to live. More than that, he gets protected by my fucking former mentor.
That guy keeps killing. You think it's fair fro him to live?
No.710351
>>710350
No.
Why did your mentor protect him?
No.710352
>>710349
So you're just as confused as I am. Greaaat...
No.710353
>>710351
Because he thinks it'll lead to a slippery slope of killing.
As long as there's a Batman, there'll be psychotic murderers on the loose because he won't kill them and the legal system is failed. It's a big circle of shit being fucked and nobody's willing to change to adjust to it except me.
>guh
I didn't wanna argue about it, dammit.
No.710354
>>710352
Did you expect me to not be confused?
No.710355
>>710353
I probably don't have much of a...leg to stand on?
>I need to review my American sayings
But I can understand his position.
I almost killed people before, but I don't think I'd be same after if I ever actually did it. Master also says the world runs on a King of the Hill system but nobody ever wants to be King.
>nod
I won't talk about it anymore.
No.710356
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>>710355
That's that then.
>Bruce you fucking twat
>reeeee
No.710357
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>>710356
Are you going to kill him.
No.710358
>>710354
Kind... of? I mean, you're pretty smart.
No.710359
>>710357
Is that even a question? Of course.
No.710360
>>710359
I meant your mentor.
But I'm kind of afraid the answer will be the same.
No.710361
>>710358
Yeah, but sometimes even I get confused.
And this is one of those times.
No.710362
>>710360
...No. I already forgave him for letting me die. What I can't accept is that he lets that psychotic clown keep killing.
No.710364
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>>710363
No. I'm not Bruce. I'm not gonna drag a kid into my own messes.
No.710365
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>>710361
Fair enough.
>crickets chirping
So uh... what now?
No.710366
>>710364
That's why I wasn't asking.
I'm here to do a job, but now I'm choosing to not do it.
So I want to make my time useful.
No.710367
>>710365
Hmmm...
>cough
Beats me.
No.710368
>>710366
>Goddammit.
>mask on
Keep up then.
No.710369
>>710368
>uh
>crack
>standan on a piece of the floor, Terra style
No.710370
>>710367
Riiight... Uh...
>looking around the room
I got nothing.
No.710371
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>>710369
That's kinda familiar, where have I seen it before...
No.710372
>>710370
This seems to happen more often than it probably should.
No.710373
>>710372
That's not my fault.
...Okay maybe it's my fault.
No.710374
>>710371
There was a lady with a big...um.
>points at his chest
Flying around with a girl that was doing this. I thought it was neat.
No.710375
>>710373
No, no, no it's not entirely your fault.
It's kinda mine too.
No.710376
>>710374
>Peej and Atlee?
Huh. Was one of'em missing a big hunk of costume here?
>hands making a keyhole sweater over his Bat-tanium vest
No.710377
>>710376
>
That was on purpose?
No.710378
>>710375
Whaddya mean? You don't have to take the blame.
No.710381
>>710378
Yes I do, I'll take the blame and you'll like it.
No.710382
>>710381
Okay, okay! Jeez, why are we even arguing about this?
No.710383
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>>710380
The best set of breasts this side of the continent, kiddo.
>sage nodding
Oh. Also something about missing a piece of her or something, whatever.
No.710384
>>710382
Do you have any suggestions of what we could do?
No.710385
>>710384
Nope. What about you?
No.710386
>>710383
She sounds like a...literal person.
>yeesh
No.710387
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>>710385
If I had one, then I would've suggested it.
No.710388
>>710387
...Good point.
>are those crickets getting louder
>sources say maybe
No.710389
>>710386
She sure is.
>
Oh. The clown's thatta-way.
>point
I know that son of a bitch better than anyone else on Earth.
No.710390
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>>710388
Jeez, those crickets are really annoying.
I think they're getting louder.
No.710391
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>>710389
>thank god
That's something I'm more familiar with.
>floating out a window
Can you fly?
No.710392
>>710390
They probably are.
>awkward cough
Maybe we should just go to bed... or something.
No.710393
>>710391
Same way penguins can.
As in, not at all.
No.710394
>>710392
Maybe we should, we've been talking for awhile an all that.
Mmmhm.