No.710396
>Meanwhile, everyone was taken to the beach in Summers!
No.710397
File: 1450116631300.jpg (230.54 KB, 700x482, 350:241, tumblr_nywqbfO7431qc2gymo1….jpg)
The sun is so refreshing, and the water is clear! Frisk and Undyne will like it.
Now to go change into that swimsuit...
No.710398
>voip
I wonder if they still sell magic cake here.
No.710399
>>710398
Oh my! I did not know humans could do that.
No.710400
>>710399
PSI? It's rare.
Are you "goatmom"?
No.710401
File: 1450119015055.png (221.62 KB, 1280x1205, 256:241, tumblr_nw8un78jBH1s4no6qo2….png)
>>710400
Toriel. My name is Toriel.
>PSI
You must be "Ness". Frisk has mentioned you. It is nice to meet another friendly human!
No.710402
>>710401
Wow, word spreads fast. Hiya!
I wonder where everyone is...
No.710403
File: 1450120158426.jpg (119.31 KB, 850x1373, 850:1373, sample-cd1548aa677cbf198fb….jpg)
>>710402
It would appear they have yet to realize they've been moved...
No.710404
>>710403
Just means we gotta wake'em up!
No.710405
>>710404
You are a very confident child.
No.710406
File: 1450121398241.jpg (144.75 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, sample-080ec14bab60f2e9612….jpg)
And it only took a week, strange voice that might be in my head!
No.710407
>>710405
Confidence is key!
>>710406
Wowza, you're short!
No.710408
File: 1450121584111.jpg (213.16 KB, 850x1181, 850:1181, sample-765d956be16833607fa….jpg)
>>710407
No no no, that's all wrong! You're supposed to say, "goddamn, lady, aren't you pale"
Consistency is key, little sir.
No.710409
>>710408
Can't it be both?
No.710411
>washes up on shore
I'll get you yet, Frillish!
>>710410
Ahoy there, where did you get such a wet drink!
No.710412
File: 1450122817380.png (848.13 KB, 569x1000, 569:1000, 571d9f984f387cc764322bd6ef….png)
>>710409
Shit, little sir, I guess that makes sense. They don't pay me to think, you know?
Actually I don't think we like, get paid at all or whatever.
No.710413
File: 1450122990925.png (264.82 KB, 500x617, 500:617, tumblr_ndm8mrWy9Z1t15r3zo1….png)
No.710414
File: 1450123243526.jpg (147.43 KB, 850x1289, 850:1289, sample-2d514ac183ee8590290….jpg)
>>710413
Well I dunno any of the complicated like, economics and shit, but I don't think paying peeps like us is a good idea since we're just gonna do the job anyway, dig it?
Didn't stop that little Eli creep from tryin' to bribe us and shit
No.710415
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>>710414
I got no idea who Eli is but he sounds weird.
I'm Ness! Who're you?
No.710416
Anyone require some beverages?
No.710418
File: 1450123530511.jpg (110.9 KB, 850x1192, 425:596, sample-f808fdafb025a662d9c….jpg)
>>710415
Ah shit, I forgot the fuckin' introduction too, fuck me. Sorry little sir, Special Aircraft Carrier Aitsu Maru, here to fuck shit up and maybe get tan!
No.710419
File: 1450123567400.png (302.31 KB, 570x677, 570:677, I had a nightmare about vo….png)
>>710416
ALL OF THEM
>>710417
Tiki Bar!? But it's so far away...
>SERIOUS
And the sand is so hot.
No.710420
>>710416
Is there any soda?
>>710418
That's a lot of f-words.
>>710419
So if you're a pirate and your rival guy is a hipster, who gets the sky dragon?
No.710421
File: 1450123773687.jpg (155.52 KB, 1000x1440, 25:36, a7cc0abb23b6b625c905d0c672….jpg)
>>710420
Yes there is soda. What kind do you want sir?
>>710419
I can not allow that.
No.710422
File: 1450123820546.jpg (224.23 KB, 850x968, 425:484, sample-1664429430cdc811f29….jpg)
>>710420
Darn fuckin' tootin'!
Stay in school, don't do drugs!
>runs off to the water
>audible belly flop
>muffled wailing
No.710423
>>710422
>rises up with creepship in stronkarms
Well well, look who tripped and fell.
No.710424
File: 1450123910051.png (120.28 KB, 492x644, 123:161, tumblr_n728n6tleY1qlxmxno3….png)
>>710420
We don't talk about Rayquaza.
He hears things.
>>710421
BUT I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED THEM
No.710425
File: 1450123969450.png (196.25 KB, 466x500, 233:250, tumblr_n8lqlyS4El1tc759ao1….png)
>>710421
All of them.
>>710422
She's really short.
>>710424
But he's in his own tier!
No.710426
File: 1450124076548.jpg (249.69 KB, 850x1188, 425:594, sample-4bae167361baf20e4a1….jpg)
>>710423
>yipe
Is it me? I got a fuckin' bet going that it's uh, me.
>salute
Cheers on the assist, ma'am. Fallin' still hurts like dick for us short folk.
No.710427
>>710419
>sssssssssip
Tough beans man. Mai Tai is worth it
No.710428
>>710426
You forgot your suntan lotion, Akitsu Maru. You'll never get a tan at this rate!
Here, this Musashi will apply it for you.
>
>predator senses go
No.710429
>>710425
BUT HE'S IN HIS OWN TIER, WAAAAAAAAAAAH
You hear that, that's you, don't be like that.
Be like me! And drink all the drinks!
Glory is in Water Type, little man. We've got Swift Swim, and what do they have? Gale Wings. Exactly, it's mad dumb.
>>710427
Can I borrow your shoes, at least?
HOLD THE PHONE, how are you even drinking that?
No.710430
>>710429
I like Psychic Types actually.
No.710431
>>710429
>points to a straw sized hole that opens and closes
And my boots don't really come off easy....so...no
No.710432
>>710428
Ah shit, really ma'am? What're the chances that you brought along my special sunscreen for persons with especially easily to damage skin!
Fuck if I know, I just shoot autogyros and sit in trees.
>
Let 'er rip, ma'am!
No.710433
>>710430
How have I failed this generation so.
>throttling him by the shoulders
HOW? PSYCHICS ARE NERDS, KID
YOU WANNA BE A NERD FOREVER
>>710431
Can I...give you money and you do it for me?
No.710434
>>710424
Sorry I can not.
>>710425
I can not do that.
No.710435
>>710432
Guhuhu--ah... let's get on dry land first, eh?
>
What the hell is on your back?
No.710436
>>710433
Gimmie the money first and lets see what happens
No.710437
>>710433
>wobblewobble
'Cause I'm a psychic!
>>710434
Would it help if I tricked your brain into saying yes?
No.710438
>>710434
What? B...But you're a girl!
You can't get me a drink, you won't get naked.
What are you even good for!?
>>710436
FINE
>five pokedollarydoos
>>710437
BUT THAT'S RIDUCLOUSOUS
No.710439
File: 1450125107862.jpg (577.28 KB, 800x911, 800:911, f9e2d5cfb2beb436d302a40acf….jpg)
>>710435
My zipper!
>smol gleam
It's a conversation starter
And also maybe infected or some shit, is it supposed to itch so bad, ma'am?
No.710440
>>710439
>hojeez
FOOOOOL! This isn't how you start a conversation!
>tanning lotion: get
>SERIOUS SERIES: SERIOUS APPLICATION
You don't want tanlines, off with the rest!
No.710441
>>710438
>takes the money
So yeah. Just give me the money and I'll get you a drink
No.710442
File: 1450125338374.png (185.47 KB, 500x703, 500:703, tumblr_nmh342mgFw1qk5vy0o1….png)
>>710438
PSI-don't think so.
No.710443
File: 1450125404862.jpg (223.43 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, sample-6a5ae2cf6c38d14db45….jpg)
>>710440
>!
Yes ma'am! I practiced every day in secret just in case this kinda shit ever became relevant, ma'am!
>FLEX
>clothes everywhere
>children crying
>it was beautiful
Is this how you start conversations, ma'am? This is way less expensive!
No.710444
>>710443
You think you're the only one who can do that?
>FLEX
>bandages explode
To achieve a body this perfect shade of caramel, you've got to commit your body to this Musashi!
No.710445
File: 1450125569616.png (401.21 KB, 500x469, 500:469, tumblr_lkzjqq0xBM1qfl632o1….png)
>>710441
>
I just want you to know, I know what you're doing.
But on the off chance the landlubbers destroyed your short term memory in some horrible accident, I'll do it again.
>just hands him his wallet
>it's a Clamperl
>>710442
Do. Not. Do. That. Again.
>SERIOUS
Legends say of a traveler. A traveler that...traveled through Orre, and even Unova.
With that traveler, was a dog.
No.710446
File: 1450125718153.jpg (107.11 KB, 850x616, 425:308, sample-71475bbd8d82a0654a7….jpg)
>>710445
PSI-'m not sure where this story is going.
>Ness
>stop
No.710447
>>710444
>
>oh holy jesus this smells fantastic
Well shit, ma'am. I dunno about any caramel. I just wanted to stop all the gals from callin' me a fuckin' corpse, y' know?
>looks at her hands
>blue fingers
>blowing on them
That shit's totally unsubstantiated and mad fuckin' hurtful.
No.710448
>>710445
Is this a digimon?
>>710443
>hit by a sock
Thats a new one
No.710449
File: 1450125807808.jpg (444.12 KB, 1496x2360, 187:295, f8d6738cd1c516de6607f1370c….jpg)
>>710437
Sir, that is nearly impossible for a human being to trick my brain since I've fought against people that may be stronger than you.
No.710450
File: 1450125827890.jpg (162.7 KB, 850x1370, 85:137, sample-36e9c0e389d5538127d….jpg)
>>710447
Then you'll do what this Musashi says. I'll turn you from white to alive looking, no problem!
No.710451
>>710446
>distant "What is the deal with airline food"
HE COMES
NOT EVEN THE GREAT KYOGRE CAN STAND TO HIS WRATH
>>710448
WHAT IN BLUE BLAZES IS A DIGIMON
No.710452
File: 1450125896165.jpg (155.52 KB, 1000x1440, 25:36, a7cc0abb23b6b625c905d0c672….jpg)
>>710438
Cooking, cleaning, assassination, fighting, and being a body guard.
No.710453
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>>710449
I'd tell you that I beat odds like that all the time but since it's just over a soda I'm not gonna.
>>710451
PSI-'m so excited!
No.710454
>>710448
OH MY GOD JC IT'S AN ABYSSAL
>>710450
Yes ma'am! Though my budget for turning alive-looking is really slim on account of that talk I did earlier about not getting paid for shit, ma'am!
>nodnod
It takes a lotta guts to work that chocolate, know what I'm saying? What do we do first?
No.710455
File: 1450126087205.jpg (161.2 KB, 850x638, 425:319, sample-0eaa2fc6a5e18344e5d….jpg)
>>710454
We have to work at the spots the sun usually doesn't see, for a uniform tan!
Expose yourself to the glory of vitamin D!
No.710456
>>710452
But
Can you swim.
>>710453
HEY
NO
DON'T ACT DUMB
No.710457
>>710451
I don't know, isn't it where kids go around fighting their pets?
>>710454
I thinks its just a regular cotton sock
No.710458
File: 1450126317807.png (156.25 KB, 520x586, 260:293, cfade84508227f75e4c3d1b521….png)
>the beach?!
>but I haven't lost my winter weight
>...or my freshman weight
>...or my baby weight
No.710459
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>>710455
>processing
Well that sounds a whole like just hangin' around naked, but you're the boss, ma'am.
Even though I'm gonna be wearin' this stuff pretty much until the day I sink.
>snaps her runway out like a towel
>pomf
>>710457
Oh that can't be mine, sir. I'm allergic to cotton.
No.710460
>>710459
It might be polyester. I can't really tell from just looking at it
No.710461
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>>710459
That's the gist of it.
>flops
>mounts as a lawnchair
No.710462
>>710456
PSI-can't help it!
Oh god PSI-can't stop.
No.710463
File: 1450126645949.jpg (307.61 KB, 900x1459, 900:1459, the_killing_joke_by_plugin….jpg)
>carving faces into pineapples
At the huki lau~
At the huki huki huki huki lau~
Sun! Sand! Sitting on the dock of the bay!
No.710464
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>>710457
But that's just absurd!
>>710462
Hold steady now, cadet. Archie is here!
>SLAP
No.710465
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>>710460
That's no sweat, sir. I keep attack leeches in my socks though, just in case.
>>710461
Oh.
>oh
>...
Is this gonna take long, ma'am? I'm a fuckin' impatient person, character flaw and all.
No.710466
>>710464
Is it a pikabu ?Thats a digimon, right? Pikabu?
No.710467
File: 1450127054067.jpg (225.62 KB, 850x993, 850:993, sample-c8bb60a1b2bb8e08478….jpg)
>>710465
Gwahaha, then you're asking this Musashi to entertain you, yeah?
>pats her lap
Sit.
No.710468
>>710464
>biff
Ha! PSI-che-aw man.
>>710458
Hiya, Filia!
No.710469
File: 1450127193268.png (112.84 KB, 669x637, 669:637, tumblr_n6yztxV4iC1qlxmxno6….png)
>>710466
What? No! Digimon are all stupid, with their stupid faces and stupid names and no types and moves that don't make sense.
>>710468
THAT HURT ME MORE THAN IT HURT YOU
>
Oh wait, no it didn't.
No.710470
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>>710467
Well really I was just wonderin' when we moved on to the fuckin' tanning bed, ma'am. Swimsuit season in Africa just started and shit, I gotta make a statement!
Especially since that destroyer's weird living turret thing kicked over one of my lanterns and set half the island on fire...
>jeez
>skips over
Entertain? You got Sportscenter somewhere?
No.710471
>>710468
...oh, hi Ness!
>sure have been seeing him a lot lately
>guess that fortune cookie about new friends was right!
>NNNNNERD
How goes it?
No.710472
>>710465
Smart thinking. I keep singles in case I need to pay for parking
>>710469
So you do know what a digimon is?
No.710473
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>>710470
We don't talk about Shimakaze. Or her weird turrets.
>shakes her head
>wot's dat rubbin' away
Oh, you'll like this kind of "entertainment."
No.710474
>>710469
It's okay, it didn't hurt me. I'm gutsy!
>>710471
It's pretty cool. Hey, this guy's a real pirate! Check it out!
No.710475
>>710472
...No.
>>710474
GUTSY? ARE YOU POISONED!? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME I SHOULD GET TESTED FIRST
>
Yes I am a pirate!
No.710476
File: 1450127649131.jpg (374.9 KB, 723x918, 241:306, 3b22005bb0c8503fe18dd33c86….jpg)
>>710472
I'm afraid I don't know what the fuck "parking" is, sir.
Is it like a Dutch Oven?
>>710473
>!
Ma'am?
No.710477
>>710475
You do don't you.
>>710476
No. It's where you station your vehicle while you run errands
No.710479
>>710474
A real pirate? Ooh, let's see!
>"But she's already got lots of booty, kid."
...
>"Come on, you're smiling."
I know and I hate it
No.710480
>>710476
Well? It'll be fun, yeah? I think they named a drink after this.
No.710481
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>>710477
Errands?
Just fuckin' with you, sir. I know what errands are.
What if you just fuckin' skate over to the mall yourself? That parking?
>>710480
>
>
>
Yes.
No.710482
>>710475
Wahaha, you fell for my Facade!
>>710479
Pfft, I get it. Your hair's pretty lewd.
No.710484
>>710477
SO WHAT IF I DO
NERD
>>710479
LASCIVIOUS WOMAN, I AM THE PIRATE
>>710482
...I am so proud right now.
No.710485
File: 1450128364794.jpg (225.67 KB, 780x647, 780:647, c7a6244c1bf1dbc3adb1d985cd….jpg)
>>710482
Trust me, I know.
>Samsom cackles and disappears under an oversized sunhat
>>710484
But I'm not-oh, never mind...
>looks around
...don't pirates usually have big boats?
No.710486
File: 1450128470919.jpg (358.79 KB, 500x1190, 50:119, 38b36629a92914a0df24c58403….jpg)
>>710483
Eh, you mean right here? Now?
>
I like the way you think, ma'am.
>tfw small enough to hide in laps
>
No.710487
>>710481
No. Cause you'd carry your stuff with you
>>710484
>sips mai tai
No.710488
>>710484
Yeah? Awesome!
>>710485
Yeesh. I had a friend like him once, he lived in our hometown.
No.710489
>>710485
WAHAHAHAHA! ONLY FOOL CONFORMIST PIRATES, MAYBE!
I have a mode of transportation that works even better! And no one can hit it!
>Surskit
>>710487
Gah! Surkist, fetch!
>:l
Oh...
>>710488
BOY, A MAI TAI
No.710490
>>710486
Guhuhu... oi, keep it between us, yeah? Nobody else needs to know about this.
No.710491
>>710487
What about shopping carts?
>>710490
Sure thing, ma'am.
I mean, nobody ever remembers I'm there in the first place, and sometimes they even throw empty cans into my tree, but you got it anyway, dude!
No.710492
>>710491
Then this Musashi doesn't have to hold back anymore.
>thunk
>j e e b u s
No.710493
>>710491
Sure you can park a cart
No.710494
>>710492
>hurk
Holy...Kai packages sure are something else, ma'am.
>>710493
Well s-shit, sir. Looks like I know what parking is after all!
I should...should tell somebody during my next performance review.
No.710495
>>710489
>floating pretty much every drink from the tiki hut over
Which one's that?
No.710496
File: 1450129290616.jpg (565.69 KB, 861x718, 861:718, tumblr_nltuehdwsg1t30u54o1….jpg)
>>710494
Akashi's a big pervert, who knew?
And you're just the right fit.
No.710497
>>710489
...you sail on a little water bug?
>looks more like lunch to me
But then how do you move all the thinga you steal?
>>710488
Samson is always there when it counts. I think being stuck to a head would make anyone cranky. But who was your friend?
No.710498
File: 1450129420584.png (143.4 KB, 500x411, 500:411, tumblr_inline_n92zwhiGeX1r….png)
>>710495
ONLY THE GREATEST OF THE BUG/WATER TYPE AND ALSO THE ONLY ONE I THINK
SURKIST
>tiny buggu noises
>>710497
WHOA
HEY NOW
EXCUSE ME
Just because I'm a pirate does not mean I steal.
No.710499
>>710497
Lier X. Aggerate! He found this statue under his house and it made everyone nearby go crazy.
So I broke it. 'Cause it was evil. But he's not a bad guy.
>>710498
>eeeeee
It's cute!
No.710500
>>710496
Yes ma'am whatever you say ma'am there are kids here ma'am but fuck it fuck it fuck it
>guhuh
Remind me to send her a fuckin' gift basket!
No.710501
Man...this place sure is serene
>ki blasts a distant mountain
>watches it crumble
Thaaaats better
No.710502
File: 1450129781362.png (625.17 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, 9ed7d1a0a531ffcf5b53070d92….png)
>>710500
Hold that face.
>click
No.710504
>>710501
>distant space duck screaming
No.710505
File: 1450129973251.jpg (212.56 KB, 850x1209, 850:1209, sample-d99084eba76e2e73d84….jpg)
>>710502
>agitated blinking
AGH, MY EYES! MY PHOTOSENSITIVE EYES!
No.710507
>>710505
>moment of weakness: seized
>and
>PLUNGE
What's the matter, Akitsu Maru?! Can an aircraft carrier defeat a battleship at initiating a siege!?
No.710508
File: 1450130112016.jpg (245.46 KB, 850x1032, 425:516, sample-55ab8d576c6f6227c6d….jpg)
>>710506
>
>heard you were talkin shit like you didn't think that i would hear it
No.710509
File: 1450130214936.jpg (100.92 KB, 700x469, 100:67, 76dfd6ab5d3a718444cdebfef1….jpg)
>>710507
>
>
>
...gkkkt.
>all manner of body fluids are leaking freely now
>it's just a mess
No.710510
>>710508
I've never met a cactus man before
No.710511
>>710509
>j e s u s
>Musashi stop
>STOP
No.710512
>>710510
>THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM
No.710513
File: 1450130440396.jpg (156.89 KB, 762x918, 127:153, e0487469712b3e96a9d45b5fdd….jpg)
>>710511
>but Musashi
>she passed out 20 seconds ago
>this is like 98% necrophilia please stop
No.710514
>>710512
Sure is a nice day out today
No.710515
>>710513
>implying Musashi can even hear anything
>we've achieved a state of violent unawareness
>those poor internals
>battering_ram.exe
No.710516
>>710514
>hey
>hey
>ur a faget
No.710517
>>710516
What a ride plant
>kicks sand at the piece of shit cactus
No.710518
why in the hell are we here?
No.710519
File: 1450134575562.jpg (275.51 KB, 1280x599, 1280:599, tumblr_ndk2gfXHrh1u02937o2….jpg)
>>710518
Warmup! We're going to the amusement park next!
No I don't know which one.
No.710520
File: 1450134608987.jpg (245.46 KB, 850x1032, 425:516, sample-55ab8d576c6f6227c6d….jpg)
>>710517
>u fokn wot m8
>ill hook u in da gabber
>swer on me mum m8
>swer on me mum
No.710521
>>710519
well I don't like it! there is sand everywhere!
No.710522
>>710520
>ignoring him
>eating an ice cream
No.710524
>>710521
It's hot and gets everywhere.
No.710525
>>710524
it's course, rough and irritating and it get's everywhere! just ask Vader
No.710526
>>710525
It could be worse. There could be two suns!
No.710528
>>710526
HHRRGGBH! TWO!?
>>710527
oh hey, like the beach?
No.710529
>>710528
DOUBLE SUN POWAAAAAAAHHHHH!
>tosses Old Spice bodywash at Carnage
No.710530
>>710528
I was enjoying it until you brought up certain words.
Words that I regret.
No.710531
>>710530
what saaaaa-
>>710529
-aaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!
>falls into the water as the body wash opines
>fist bath Carnage has taken in a year
No.710532
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>>710531
Nailed it!
>flings some fizzy bath bombs where Carnage fell too
No.710533
>>710531
Thank goodness you didn't complete it.
No.710534
>>710532
NESS WHY!?
>>710533
Vader help me!
No.710535
File: 1450138682186.jpg (78.97 KB, 500x688, 125:172, tumblr_nc63zqVr6p1tvfjmoo1….jpg)
>>710534
Because! You needed a bath.
>psi-loofah
>git u scrubbed
No.710537
>>710534
I could, but that'd require stepping in the sand.
And as you know, I don't like sand.
No.710539
>>710537
>where'd all these fortifications come from
It's really not that bad, at least you've got that body glove. Weren't you there at Geonosis?
That entire planet was nothing but sand, dirt, and bugs. And we went there twice.
No.710540
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>>710538
IT STILL BUUUURRRNNNSSSS!!!
>>710537
you have to over come ya fears Vader!
No.710541
>>710539
I was only joking, I don't hate sand any-- wow those are a lot of fortifications.
And yeah, Geonosis had sand but it was bad but it was terrible for different reasons.
>>710540
No thank you.
No.710543
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>>710541
come on Vader! it is your destiny!
No.710544
>>710541
Oh, so now you're joking. And thank you, fortifying useless positions is a hobby of mine.
We'll be raising the flag on that hill over yonder in an hour or two.
What was wrong then, if not bugs and the fact that everything was orange?
I heard that's why Cody's battalion colors are orange, they couldn't get it out of their damn armor.
No.710545
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>>710543
And so was being the Chosen One and look how that turned out.
Enjoy your bath.
>>710544
The place was rotten from the inside out.
The worst part was the heat. You'd think growing up on Tatooine would make a person immune to that, but it didn't.
No.710548
>>710545
I'M NOT!
>>710542
I swear ya'll just do shit to me to see me tank it
No.710549
File: 1450139987608.jpg (87.21 KB, 500x653, 500:653, tumblr_n1hy0een7R1s9i6nao1….jpg)
>>710548
It's because we care.
No.710551
File: 1450140100842.jpg (74.52 KB, 450x271, 450:271, Review_CloneTrooperCaptain….jpg)
>>710545
Thank god for temperature controlled suits. Probably would have lost more troops to the heat than the clankers. The one good thing about the phase one's.
>still going to wear it though
What did the bugs even eat all that time? There was nothing else worthwhile. No plants. No surface creatures.
No.710554
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>>710547
That is looking good.
>>710548
Why not?
You're pretty lucky. I can't bathe.
>>710551
Maybe they ate sand?
Or maybe they ate each other, who knows.
No.710555
>>710549
some how I dough that
>>710554
uh hello? it burns
No.710556
File: 1450140431555.jpg (48.69 KB, 500x333, 500:333, tumblr_myk2llnN0R1qfli5ro1….jpg)
No.710557
>>710554
If they ate each other, there wouldn't be all those millions of them, right?
Entropy would get them eventually.
>
Nothing about that planet makes sense.
No.710559
>>710555
But...water does the exact opposite of burning.
>>710557
Well see, you'd think that but...
>scratches his helmet
I guess it just works?
No.710560
>>710556
well yeah I am vary sour about this
No.710561
>>710560
Hi, Very Sour About This, I'm Ness!
No.710562
>>710561
....dohoho
>>710559
it's a long story and I'm sure my family put Ness up to this!
No.710564
File: 1450140942718.png (319.12 KB, 500x726, 250:363, tumblr_nhxlfpPjaA1r3ppj6o1….png)
No.710565
>>710564
I'LL MOLD HER GOOD!
No.710566
>>710565
She knows. I texted her.
No.710567
>>710559
Nothing just works. There's always a reason.
But now's not the time. we're supposed to be on vacation.
>
I wish I was working.
No.710568
>>710566
HHRRGMMMPPGFRG!!! what did I tell ya about telling anybody!?
No.710569
>>710562
How can you be sure?
>>710567
And I wish I was working on that ship to get back to home, but instead we're relaxing.
No.710570
>>710569
Ness just told me it was my kid
No.710571
>>710568
To call everybody.
No.710572
File: 1450141546974.png (376.88 KB, 600x318, 100:53, it's not pink, it's lighti….png)
>>710569
Try asking those rodents that hang around the hall. I heard they're naturally adept at fixing things.
>maybe they're related to the jawas
Is this relaxing to you? I think the feeling's starting to pass.
No.710574
>>710571
DON'T CALL ANYBODY!
No.710575
>>710570
Oh.
I guess that's a good sign.
>>710572
You mean those yellow furry things?
I'd much rather do it myself than to trust talking womp rats do it for me.
And it's...slightly relaxing.
The sun has a strong glare, though.
>>710573
Looks like it.
I wish I was able to eat outside of a tube.
No.710576
File: 1450141806287.png (280.47 KB, 589x897, 589:897, tumblr_ndxkycXldM1s0i1l0o1….png)
>>710574
It's too late, Mr. Carnage. It was always too late.
No.710577
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>>710576
NO! IT'S NEVER TOO LATE! I'LL SAVE THE DAY!
>>710575
when I get home I'm going to mold her good!
No.710578
File: 1450141962392.png (106.25 KB, 497x512, 497:512, tumblr_nxwfy2HIQi1tdz95eo1….png)
>>710577
I'm not a Bond villain, Mr. Carnage. Did you think I would tell you I told everyone if you had even the slightest chance of stopping me?
I told them all 35 minutes ago.
No.710579
>>710575
Eating through a tube? That sounds.... Like pure hell
No.710580
>>710578
...wait what?
>meanwhile in New York
No.710581
>>710575
But you could just pay them to do it and get back to sitting out here. On the sand. Relaxing.
>leans back into one of the command center's seats
Am I the only trooper you mingle with nowadays? What else do you do around here?
No.710582
>>710580
It was all according to plan.
>Ness no
No.710583
>>710582
....did you port a huge ass sea monster into New York again?
No.710584
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>>710583
It'll work if you guys just give it time.
Superheroes are a mistake, Mr. Carnage.
No.710585
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>>710577
Ahhh, the feeling of taming a child.
I disciplined my son by cutting his hand off.
>>710579
It's not as bad as you think.
Sometimes I'm able to go into a room where I'm able survive without my breathing apparatus and then I'm able to eat like a regular person.
>>710581
What pay would they even take? What do womp rats need money for?
And yes you are, I think you're the only trooper who has survived being stationed here. The rest may've either left or died horrific deaths. Or maybe they just...went native.
And uhhh...I sleep, I eat, and I watch these quaint Earthling television programs.
No.710586
>>710584
ppppfft yeah I could have told ya that kid
No.710587
>>710586
Everyone's gotta pitch in, y'know? If people just sit around and rely on a bunch of guys in costumes, then they'll lose the ability to do things themselves.
What if the costumed guys went away?
It'd be bad news for everyone!
No.710588
>>710587
.....you read Luthors book didn't ya?
>>710585
tried that, she grew a new one
No.710589
>>710588
I'm a psychic, I hear him thinking it all the time.
He's right, y'know. Which is why I wanna help people stand up on their own two feet instead'a doin' stuff for'em.
No.710590
>>710589
ah great Ness went full Super Villain....did ya fill out the right forms?
No.710591
>>710585
Just scratch their ears or something. But be careful, I could have sworn I saw one pull some sort of miniature turbolaser out of thin air.
>
They're all gone? None of them made it? Not even the 501st?
No.710592
>>710590
Villain? I'm just making sure people don't get too dependent on superheroes.
What forms?
No.710593
>>710592
nothing, don't go mind controlling Power Girl
No.710594
>>710588
Mine just got a prosthetic arm.
>>710591
I'm not gonna touch them, who knows where they've been!
And I don't think so. The Emperor sent us to die here, and he probably wanted the 501st to do the same. They were too loyal to me...so they had to go.
I hope they all didn't die...maybe they just lost hope like we did. Maybe they retired the armor and got lives outside of the Empire. Or maybe these brutish savages killed each and every one of them.
No.710595
>>710593
Why would I do that? She was nice to me, I think.
No.710596
>>710595
she's a hero
>>710594
I got prosthetic legs some times
No.710597
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>>710596
I got nothing against heroes. I just wanna make sure people can take care of themselves.
No.710598
>>710597
still, just saying man, no mind control....unless it's that one rude girl who says she's a hero but all I've ever seen her do is bully
No.710599
>>710594
>
>
>
I hope that Captain of yours made it out. He had heart.
...Wish I'd known sooner. How long have you been alone?
No.710600
File: 1450143361586.jpg (75.04 KB, 736x951, 736:951, fe4af0170255a79377d2ef3078….jpg)
>>710585
That sounds like a lot of hassle
No.710601
>>710598
Who? Miss Tatsumaki? I guess if she gets too destructive.
No.710602
>>710601
curly green hair?
No.710603
File: 1450143472860.gif (492.51 KB, 500x242, 250:121, tumblr_mmhamandLi1s85x8bo1….gif)
>>710596
I have prosthetic legs too!
And arms.
>sigh
>>710599
We can always hope...
And for a couple months now. I was mostly trying to ignore the fact that the Empire left us here to die.
>>710600
It can be, but...it can be.
No.710604
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>>710602
That's her. I'm gonna invite her to the amusement park!
No.710605
>>710603
got ripped in half by crazy Superman, you?
No.710606
>>710603
got ripped in half by crazy Superman, you?
>>710604
good luck on that
No.710607
>>710606
I make my own luck. I'll succeed, you'll see!
No.710608
>>710603
Some vacation this is turning out to be.
>now whose fault is that
Well, if you ever want to talk, I'm not hard to find.
Might be a little pre-occupied in the coming days, but I can take the time.
No.710609
>>710607
if you end this with "you'll all see!" you're going to your room
No.710610
>>710609
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
No.710611
File: 1450144137583.jpg (108.23 KB, 514x800, 257:400, Darth_Vader_by_NathanRosar….jpg)
>>710605
>>710606
I was burnt alive and had each of my limbs chopped off.
>>710608
I'll be busy too what with building a ship, but I'm sure I'll still have enough time to indulge in some chit-chat.
And who knows, maybe I'll come back to report on how the galaxy is doing to you.
No.710612
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>>710610
I'm really not
>>710611
sounds really painful
No.710613
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>emerges from crashed pod
Damn swamp world. Hate swamp worlds
No.710614
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>>710612
I know! My dad's a phone.
No.710615
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>>710614
...WAIT! then who was Phone?
No.710617
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>>710616
I'm not your dad, buddy!
No.710618
>>710611
You do that, sir. I think I'm just going to go find somewhere secluded to think about things for a whi--
>>710613
>
This can't be a coincidence.
Somebody's fucking with me.
No.710619
>>710612
It was extremely painful.
>>710613
>squint
Rex...?
>>710618
I'm not the only one seeing it?
No.710620
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>>710619
well you seem like a big guy
No.710622
>>710618
...captain Fordo?
>>710619
....
No.710623
>>710617
Well I'm your buddy, man!
No.710624
>>710623
I'm not your man, guy!
No.710625
>>710619
We would have noticed that escape pod. Something's not right.
>>710622
>that's with a capital C, asshole
In the plastoid covering. Where the hell'd you come from?
>guns still not holstered
No.710626
>>710620
For you.
>>710621
No, this is Vader.
>>710622
I was hoping to see a familiar face...but this is most uncomfortable.
Why are you here?
>>710625
Refrain from firing, let's see what's going on here before making any brash actions we may regret.
No.710627
>>710625
>autofill is a bitch
Dog fight over Sagnis. Ship took damage. Made our way to the pods...can't remember much except for waking up in a swamp
No.710628
>>710627
This is a tropical beach. Were you injured?
>hits a button on his wristpad
I'm calling for a medic. Try not to move.
>>710626
>we don't draw knives on comrades
Just a precaution. You don't have to tell me.
Have you ever heard of Sagnis?
No.710629
>>710626
>hand on Weapon
>at least I could go out blasting
Couldn't tell you. Not keen on sharing Intel with imperials
>>710628
Took a knock to the noggin....give me a minute...not as young as I was Sir
No.710630
File: 1450145888559.jpg (57.91 KB, 412x732, 103:183, 014ac46c8a35744d89f66c6477….jpg)
>>710624
I'm not your guy, dude!
No.710631
>>710630
I'm not your dude, bro!
No.710632
>>710628
I'm afraid not.
>>710629
You're quite mistaken, Rex.
I'm no Imperial and haven't been for months.
I've been marooned here.
No.710633
File: 1450146064571.jpg (114.06 KB, 766x1042, 383:521, tumblr_n9li513Cw31suowuao1….jpg)
>>710631
I'm not your bro, hombre!
No.710634
File: 1450146294152.jpg (176.68 KB, 586x289, 586:289, 6217b3cba4cec1912a187f0943….jpg)
>>710629
I can tell. Seems not all of us were so fortunate.
Please don't try anything funny, we're all on one side here.
>>710632
You think it's really him?
No.710635
>>710632
You'll have to excuse me if I don't trust the Emperor's number one lacky
>>710634
I won't fire first. But don't expect me to fall in line behind Wheezer over there
No.710636
>>710633
I'm not your hombre, pal!
No.710637
>>710636
I'm not your pal, mate!
No.710638
>>710634
Though it might be hard to believe, I find it even harder to believe that someone would send a fake here to trick us.
>>710635
I can see why you wouldn't.
I've done many regrettable things and have made many enemies, including you.
But we can at least be civil here.
No.710639
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>sitting under a canopy
>supported by four Gae Bolgs
>tiny red chopsticks in hand
I dinnae see what's sae special aboat this "Chinese food"
No.710640
>>710635
He's been on his own for a while now, I assure you. He won't be a problem unless you provoke him.
What have you been doing all these years?
>>710638
Could be Palpatine keeping us on our toes.
No.710641
>>710639
>taking up far too much room under the canopy
Fool, there's no more perfect food than rice!
The gooey whiteness, the ability to make it taste like whatever you want, these things are what compose true ideals!
>shakes an empty chip bag around
Ah, Lancer we're out of Fritos.
No.710642
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>>710639
Hey, it's the cool lady again.
>waving
No.710643
>>710637
I'm not your mate, man!
No.710644
>>710641
>I never asked for this
Then I'd aymost wunner wae I've aenly seen ye stuff yer gob wi those beef sandwich things.
>spears the bag
Tch.
>>710642
>grunt
No.710645
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No.710646
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>>710643
We already used "man"!
>>710644
>wavewave
Whatcha doin'?
>>710645
Mado! Your head is a hand!
No.710647
File: 1450147187672.gif (179.3 KB, 500x211, 500:211, Yes, yes, everything is in….gif)
>>710640
That's not how the old man does things.
Instead, he'd watch us with a spy, but we wouldn't notice the spy. The spy would just report back to him about how we suffer...and he'd laugh.
He likes to play behind the scenes...
No.710648
>>710644
Because burgers are God's gift to those that struggle, even if they end up struggling with weight later on.
>nodnod
But ghosts can't get fat
No.710649
File: 1450147328507.jpg (468.36 KB, 631x737, 631:737, 7ac70ccdc0b805892824f58a08….jpg)
>>710646
>points to Alter
>>710648
>
Wae are ye even here, Saber.
I've no come tae the beach faer this. Be quick wi what ye want and make tracks, aye?
No.710650
>>710645
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!
>>710646
....damnit!
No.710651
>>710646
It's Medamaude.
>teleports up into a tree
>hangs off of the top with her new head
Who's the lady...?
>>710650
D-Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad...
No.710652
>>710649
>blink
Hey, you're a ghost!
>>710648
>eyean meido
That's a really nice dress for the beach. What if it gets dirty?
>>710650
This one goes to me!
>>710651
No idea! I was told reading people's minds before explaining I'm a psychic is rude.
No.710653
>>710638
>hand off handle
Civil it is then.
>>710640
Gregor, Wolfe and I pulled out our control chips. When the Republic fell, we realized our war was over.
Laid low as long as we could till war dragged us right back
No.710654
>>710652
this round!
>>710651
so wanna tell me why Ness made me take a bath?
No.710655
>>710649
To sit in the shade, of course! The king can't be seen sitting on the sand in full view of the sun, I might hurt my eyes!
>hmph
I'll pretend I didn't take your tone into consideration because your accent reminds me of better times. Be grateful.
>>710652
FFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL!
ANY FABRIC TOUCHING THE KING IS AUTOMATICALLY THE BEST IN THE LAND-
>rrrrrrrrrrip
My polyester!
No.710656
>>710652
Nae. She'd be the spook.
I'm jest an auld witch, boy.
>>710655
>just
>JUST
What better times'd you be kennin'.
No.710657
File: 1450147782782.png (590.06 KB, 1237x1920, 1237:1920, tumblr_mvyoh7yexc1rfe136o4….png)
>>710652
>but muh sanctity
...people just don't understand. It's okay if you want to read mine. I know you won't do anything bad in there.
>swinging by just one finger now
>>710654
It was either he bathed you, or Milly and me set a trap with bath bombs. And I didn't want to be caught in the crossfire if you two started getting...all frisky.
>shudders
No.710658
>>710657
Red....can ya guess what I'm about to do next?
No.710659
>>710654
This round!
>>710655
It's okay, I can fix it.
>wait I'm supposed to be pushing them to do it themselves
But maybe you could learn to sew.
>>710656
I'm a psychic!
>>710657
'Course I wouldn't, we're best friends!
No.710660
>Taming that beast took longer that I had anticipated. But at least now I got a great gift for-
>Wait...
The swamp dome? Here? Well, I suppose now it's the beach dome...
No.710661
>>710647
What, you mean like him?
>
>>710653
Control chips? Didn't realized you bought into those theories.
>rubs back of his helmet idly
This planet's been almost completely untouched by both wars. We've since moved onto different battles.
You're free to join our garrison if you like, unless you're past those days. You certainly look it.
No.710663
>>710656
Your willingness to listen is serviceable, though your dedication needs work.
>pins a badge on her
>"I Was Brave Listening To Saber Today"
>pseudo-grope
>
Before the Saxons! Before English!
There was a bald man with a mask talking about it the other day, I'm glad I thought of it first.
>>710659
Who dares question the priority of the king's hobbies!?
>>710660
GILGAMESH! YOU WILL SEW FOR ME! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
No.710664
>>710653
That's good to hear.
So the war is still going, then?
>>710661
Yeah, like him...
I might get him.
No.710665
>>710659
A seer, aye?
Take care ay that gift then.
>>710660
>?
>>710663
>what
>guh
Sae palaver the brogue yerself.
Then there'd be nae need tae bugger me.
No.710666
>takes a big whiff
I love the beach!
No.710667
>>710662
>ha ha
>I CAME PREPARED
>Trampoline of the gods!
>Shielding against the kick
>>710663
Immediately, my beloved! What needs to be sewed?
No.710668
>>710661
Theories aren't proven. I got the scar to prove it.
Good clones never stay down. I'll join. For now
No.710669
>>710663
You're silly.
>>710665
My name's Ness! Who're you?
I could just keep calling you "cool lady".
No.710670
File: 1450148530835.png (292.55 KB, 521x307, 521:307, tumblr_ni92bjtYj71sp5mbyo2….png)
>>710667
>boing
>Enk's headed to the sea!
Uh-oh!
No.710671
File: 1450148561907.jpg (152.22 KB, 850x808, 425:404, sample-331c694dfae43163e43….jpg)
>>710665
How happy you should be that I'm here instead.
You can't very well expect me to listen to you from all the way back in the swamp, don't be ridiculous.
>>710667
Dress! Ruined!
>>710669
THE SILLIEST!
No.710674
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>>710669
Watch whae ye ask that question, lad.
If I've nae mind tae tell ye first, then I've nae mind tae tell ye anyway.
>
Lancer.
>>710671
Whae died then, missy.
I'm no company ye seek oot blind like.
No.710675
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>>710672
Well of course. Beaches are where people have fun.
You hate people having fun.
>>710673
>sniff sniff
Somebody holdin' a bonfire?
No.710676
>>710674
I can tell that's not really your name, but okay.
Nice t'meetcha, Lancer!
>>710671
But can you do puns?
No.710677
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>>710664
"Get him?"
>>710668
Most of the base is on downtime at the moment, but that'll be changing soon.
Hope you'll be able to handle the workload, it's going to be pretty grueling.
I'll fill you in on all the details when we get back.
It's been a long, confusing year. There's a lot to go over.
>now where the hell is my pilot
No.710678
>>710675
I hate people...I think Red ran away before I cold mold her good
No.710679
>>710665
>It's her
>The Lancer that STOLE MY THING
>Those assets tho...
Lancer.
>>710670
>Another trampoline appears
>boing
Took your time to find me.
>Now bouncing Enkidu back and forth between the trampolines
>>710671
Very well!
>Hand extended
Leave it to me! Take off your dress!
No.710681
>>710677
Like this.
>force grabs the spy
We should ask him what he knows.
No.710682
>>710679
>clearly enjoying the bouncing
I can only fly so fast as a lance! You can't hide from my Presence Detection!
>wheeeeee
No.710683
>>710677
Looking forward to it Captain
No.710684
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>>710678
That's just like her.
>>710680
Oh hey Satan.
No.710685
>>710684
must have taken to the opine water to be more squid then kid
No.710686
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>>710674
Are you implying the king needs something as childish as continual positive reinforcement from a vague female perspective?
I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD
>>710676
Fool! Of course I can!
>ahem
This is the story about how I went to the local blacksmith.
I asked that blacksmith if he had any wares today, and you know what he said?
Sworda
So I killed him in one hit!
>>710679
And subject these reprobates to the unclothed glory of my body? Don't be stupid!
You'll just have to do it while it's on me, and I'll kick your ass if you hurt me.
No.710687
>>710684
You owe me some numbers, mister Brock.
No.710688
>>710687
I uhhh...don't know what you're...talkin' about.
>>710685
The ocean's a pretty big place, though...
Yeesh.
No.710689
>>710676
If ye ken it.
>>710679
>ho don't do it
Archer.
No causin' aggro faer me boys, are ye.
>>710686
>3
>2
>1
>whack
Away wi ye, wee foul-up.
No.710690
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>>710688
It might be best not to play coy.
I have several more assault rifles which I would be happy to give to your father.
No.710691
>>710688
hints her escape, but I WILL find her!
No.710692
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>>710686
But why?
>>710689
You're really tall.
No.710693
>>710681
Good luck with that, you're going to need a protocol droid.
>[panicked snooting]
Good night, sir.
>>710683
The feeling is mutual, Captain.
C'mon, transports are parked this way.
>down the trenches he goes
No.710694
>>710690
Whoa hey, let's not get too hasty here.
>>710691
Good luck, like I said the ocean is a big place. Even bigger than the land.
No.710696
>>710693
>sigh
Then he is useless to me.
>shoves him away
>hey he didn't choke him
No.710697
>>710694
...you mean to tell me the worlds made of water?
No.710698
>>710695
Okay, okay.
Wait what do you mean by "numbers' exactly?
That like a soul thing?
>>710697
Kinda?
World's like 70% water.
No.710699
>he molded me too good
>tired squish noises
No.710700
>>710698
just like that one really shitty movie!
No.710701
>>710689
>!
You can't do that to me! I'm the King of Knights!
I'm...!
>
I'm...
>>710692
Excuse me?
No.710702
>>710682
>boing
>boing
>third trampoline added
>GOLDEN TRIANGLE
I simply imagined you're too busy with the Christmas preparations. It's okay, I too have been busy with my own endeavors.
>>710686
You shouldn't be ashamed to hide your figure, my dear wife. But if you insist...
>Needle from GoB get
>poke
Oops~
>>710689
>already doing it
Nonsense! The guard dogs and I get along just fine.
No.710703
>>710699
oh....huh.....
>scoops up the Red
No.710704
>>710692
>5'5"
>tall
>crying inner amazon
Away wi these fool compliments.
>>710701
>I
>am too old
>for this shit
>drops a rune in her pocket
>and spins her around
>>710702
That's no what they tell me.
>eyebrow raised
Somethin' tae dae wi "shooting fish in a barrel"
No.710705
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>>710699
You okay, Mado?
>>710704
>tfw kid
>still tall enough for faceful of witchbitties
If you say so.
How come you got so many spears?
No.710706
>>710701
Huh? You turned blue.
No.710707
>>710702
Wha-
>poink
Ow! Archer, what is the meaning of this!
>swood drawn
>>710706
Blue? No, I don't-
Who are you?
No.710708
>>710702
>hojeez
>
>we have achieved maximum FUN
You're gonna love what I have planned for you! Saber helped me set it up!
No.710709
>>710706
look out Ness she's a shape shiftier!
No.710710
>>710705
>don't count on it, kiddo
Lancer'd be no jest a name, kennit.
Dinnae gae askin nae more, I'd be tired ay sayin' nae.
No.710711
>>710700
The one with Kevin Costner?
>>710699
Ain't the first time this has happened either...
No.710712
>>710705
>dripping from Cletus' hands
>someone get a bucket
A-okay, Ness...
>>710703
>rumbly purring noise
You didn't know the planet was made of water...?
No.710713
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>>710712
don't get smart with me
>>710711
yeah that crap fest!
No.710714
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>>710709
SHAPESHIFTER!
>
Is that good or bad?
>>710707
>
I'm Ness, a psychic! Who're you?
>>710710
Is it okay if I ask your brain then?
No.710715
>>710712
I'm glad. I'd be upset if you got hurt.
No.710716
>>710704
A barrel you say...
>oh!
Uahahaha! That was once in the festival! In my defense, it was part of the game.
>>710707
Oh. What an unexpected turn of events.
>...
>
>>
>>710708
Saber did? Uahaha. Very well then my friend, I look forward to it. I'm sure you will enjoy your presents!
No.710717
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>>710714
no! PK fire her ass!
No.710718
>>710714
>subtle [ M E N A C I N G ]
Dinnae gae daen what ye please wi people ye dinnae ken.
Understand me.
>>710716
Fool game, I taught that boy better'n that.
>
What's yer angle wi the fool missy there.
No.710719
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>>710716
Dragon Knight was really nice to me. His face was all red though.
>>710707
Saber! You're blue!
No.710720
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>>710714
My name's not important, but...
>a psychic?
A psychic?
>>710716
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>clatter goes the KARIBAH
A-Archer, let go at once!
>>710719
En...kidu?
No.710721
>>710717
But she's nice.
>>710718
>[C O U R A G E]
The only way to understand someone that doesn't want to be understood is to look deeper.
>>710720
Hi, Not Important! I'm your new friend!
>nodnod
No.710722
>>710721
watch ya money around it
No.710723
>>710713
Goddamn it!
Don't remind me of...uhhh...Hydro Planet?
That what it's call?
No.710724
>>710718
You mean Saber? She's my wife!
>>710719
>shrug
The Dragon Knight is hard to figure out. He should work on his communication skills.
>>710720
Oh, Saber! It's been too long since I saw you in this form. Come, let me enjoy your wonderful expressions.
No.710725
>>710713
But isn't that why you send me to school?
>...
And to strike fear in the hearts of the PTA members...
>>710715
...you're sweet.
>solidifies herself
There, no need to break out the chum bucket.
No.710726
>>710723
Water Earth or some shit
No.710727
>>710720
In the clay! Do you not remember me?
>>710724
He believes actions speak louder than words.
No.710728
>>710726
Fucking Kevin Costner.
No.710729
>>710711
WHOOPS
At least the janitor managed to scrape me all up...
No.710730
>>710721
>scowl
I've nae mind fay this.
>picks up her little tent
>Bolgs disperse
>>710724
>
Ye dae well wi that.
>spiritmodo
No.710731
>>710728
Dance'n with wolves and shit!
>>710725
......yeeeesss...I think....
No.710732
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>>710721
New friend?
>wait
Are you my Master?
>>710724
"This for-" Stop poking my face!
>huff
What have you done, Archer. I can't remember a single thing.
No.710733
>>710722
it's okay. Dad gives me a lot of money if I beat bad guys up.
>>710725
I won't need to, I know you're tough, 'cause we've got each other's backs no matter what!
>now is the time for HOPE
>it's always time for HOPE
>>710730
>aw
>well
>git u a pick-me-up of raw HOPE before you go
>>710732
Huh?
No.710734
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>>710729
Yeah the janitor...
Never liked that guy.
>>710731
We oughta find him and...I dunno.
At least write an angry letter.
No.710735
>>710731
Well I can't be smart if everyone brainshames me, daddy.
>...
>grins
Think there's a career in testing out beds...?
>>710734
Scruffy? He's...the janitor. Though I think I saw him looking at nudie magazines on his break once...
>shudders
>>710733
That's the stuff...
>this HOPE is eye opening
>literally in this case
Sorry your new friend teleported away.
No.710736
>>710733
oh no that lady lost her brains.....all you champ, go be a hero
>>710734
I'll add it to my list
No.710737
>>710735
He's the janitor?!
Now wonder I hate the janitor...I didn't even know we had one.
>>710736
How's that list coming along, anyway?
No.710738
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>>710730
Say hello to the dogs for me.
>>710727
That I cannot disagree with.
>>710732
>lets go
You can't remember?
>mmm
This can be a problem... Or maybe the exact opposite!
No.710739
>>710737
Shredder is working on a WMD for Detroit, Neo is spying on team Robin, and Stumpy is Stumpy
>>710735
don't see why not, in fact I'm close to testing mine!
No.710740
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>>710733
No, that would be ridiculous, wouldn't it.
>
Sorry, but I have no other ideas...
>>710738
What are you talking about, of course it's a problem.
>wrenches away
An anti-memory Noble Phantasm isn't beyond your grasp, isn't it? There are so many terrible things that I might have done...
>don't cry
>not in front of him
No.710741
>>710737
He technically works for the trailer park, I think. At least he's not always drinking, like the supervisor...
>shakes her head
Are you enjoying your summer in winter, grandpa?
>>710739
You brought a bed with you?
>...
>panic
Are you going to use me as a pillow
No.710742
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>>710735
It's okay. She's really sad inside.
>>710736
Roger!
>>710740
Brain problems huh? I can help with that. Part of being a psychic!
No.710743
Finally a warm day out.
>Lay's out a towel
>Sun bathing time
No.710744
>>710739
Right, right...looks like we're making progress then.
>>710741
Well yes, considering pretty much every other day is winter for me!
No.710745
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>>710738
Bring your appetite, we worked really hard to cook you a personal meal! Something I know you haven't eaten since we were alive.
No.710746
>>710740
>Hello, Saber
>You don't remember me
>But I remember you
No.710747
>>710741
nah run lose, I'll swim home
>>710742
ya got this
>>710744
yeah, now if ya'll excuse me
>jumps in water starts swimming
No.710748
>>710742
No, that...that won't be necessary.
>will it?
>>710746
>no
>stay back
No.710749
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>>710740
>
Oh, Saber. It's like you don't know me at all. Why would I erase your memory when I am a prominent part of it? Although I'm not sure you will approve some of the actions of your dark half.
>>710745
A personal meal?
>Mmmm
>What does Enkidu's cooking taste like again?
I got one more reason to look forward then! I'll make sure to shower you in presents!
No.710750
>>710749
>bad
>very very bad
>but you wouldn't hurt the mudbae's feelings, right?
I don't need presents, just spending time with my friend is enough.
>>710748
You seem worried, Saber.
No.710752
>>710749
Because-!
>[angry shorty noises]
Stop that, you...you...!
>dark half
>distant breaking glass noise
I knew it.
I've besmirched the honor imbued in a knight. I must become someone else now.
I must become...something, else.
>form change
>HEROINE
>X
>>710750
I could have done untold of things. Horrible things! It's my right to worry!
>>710751
To be honest I'm not sure.
No.710753
>>710752
>pulls Kirby out of his backpack
>stretchan pinkabomination like a blanket
>Poyo!
Well, I don't wanna mess with people's heads unless they let me. Unless they're causin' a lot of trouble.
No.710754
>>710750
>Oh yes
>Tastes like clay
Oh, but I'm sure you'll want one of them in specific.
>>710752
So what will it be, Saber? Will you hide from the truth, or will you chase it?
No.710755
>>710742
You think you're going to be able to help her...?
>long pause
That's kind of a redundant question, huh.
>>710743
>...golly
>nervous sweating
>>710744
Is it that cold in your suit...?
>>710747
See you later...
No.710756
>>710752
Your blackened self kept trying to squish me, but it's okay.
Oh, you laid with Gilgamesh!
>>710754
Eh? Oh. I shouldn't spoil the surprise.
>
I spoiled the surprise, didn't I...
No.710757
>>710747
There he goes...
>>710755
No, I'm just sayin' your grandma can be a bit too chill sometimes.
No.710758
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>>710753
>!
I must be deserving of it, though. There's no other explanation for this memory loss.
>>710754
>hide
>chase
>hide
>chase
I don't have to justify anything to you, King of Heroes.
I'll do what I have to in order to retain what little dignity I surely have left. I owe it to others, then, to help relieve themselves of their burdens in order to atone.
So as I swear on this hat.
>>710756
Squi-
>deer in the headlights
>...
I...I..
>I gotta go
>SABER AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY
No.710759
>>710755
>psi-Kamina shades
>crackling with HOPE
>some more
All I can do is lend a hand, but I'll lend the best hand I can, there isn't a percentage high enough to name!
>>710758
Man, these ghost guys don't take hope in stride.
No.710760
>>710757
Oh, right...I guess the cold just never bothered me-
>Let It Go orchestra starts up
No no, no, we're not doing that!
>the music dies
...grandma so happy this time of year, with all the snow out.
>>710759
>it's hard to look directly into the HOPE
...but doesn't one hundred percent mean all of the help ypu can humanely muster?
No.710761
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>>710760
It doesn't bother me either, I just felt like making that joke.
No.710762
>>710760
A real man reaches their absolute limit, and breaks through it!
100%'s not enough for me, so I'm gonna go even beyond!
>gotta make Uncle Simon and Brother Walker proud
No.710763
>>710761
No, don't-
>LET IT GO
>LET IT GO
>ONE PHRASE AND YOU INSTANTLY KNOOOOW
>I DON'T CARE
>IF OUR MOVIE WAS DULL AND BAAAARE
Gaaaah, I can't escape it
>>710762
...I don't know how you do it. Sometimes it all seems so pointless, knowing soon enough that it'll be like you never existed at all...
>wrings her hands
...but that's what hope's about.
No.710764
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>>710763
Well now that song is stuck in my head.
And I don't even like it.
I hate it when that happens.
No.710765
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>>710763
Silly. A real man never dies, even if he's killed. I'll live on in your heart, and all the hearts of the people I help.
No.710766
>walking away from the tiki bar, a barrel of fruit punch under each arm
Ahhhh...a pity I had to smash that window, but who could pass up such great drink?
>looks down at the barrels
Mm, maybe I should have left some more money on the counter.
No.710767
This game sucks.
>taptaptap
No.710768
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>>710767
>:D
>:D
Ahoy, Lancer!
>guess who's getting a barrel full over the dome
Look lively now!
No.710769
>>710768
>!!
What the hell?!
No.710770
>>710769
Fruit punch! The greatest money could buy!
>
On short notice, at least. But there are other times to be picky.
>plops down
So! Tell me what's so important that you have that sour look on your face at such a beautiful beach like this?
No.710771
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>>710770
Isn't this a girl's drink?
>tastes it
Not bad actually, though.
>what was he asking oh right
I finally caved at got the game all the other Servants are playing. My luck stat's really biting me in the ass.
No.710772
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>>710771
At least you can play it. My fingers keep smearing the screen.
No.710773
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>>710771
HA! Just as there are times to drink alcohol, there are just as many to not do so as well.
Behold, the drink only second to root beer!
>pats the other barrel
>
Eh, game? I don't remember anything like that.
>>710772
Friend of Goldie! Come, partake in this most glorious of juice!
No.710774
>>710772
You're lucky. This game's shit.
>>710773
Grand Order. Take a look for yourself.
>tosses the phone over
>helps himself to a gulp out of the barrel
No.710775
>>710773
I remember you! You're the dreamer!
>
Eh? Drink?
>>710774
My luck is A and I'm still not in it. How come you're in three different times?
No.710776
>>710774
Blaming your luck for on a couple of coincidences doesn't leave much room for victory, in that mindset.
>nodnod
>tap tap
Oi, isn't this your teacher here?
>>710775
Er...yeah, something like that.
>grins
>raps the barrel
Of course! One can't go anywhere without proper food and drink!
No.710777
>>710775
Because I'm high enough on the popularity charts.
>cheeky grin
>>710776
I can't afford to roll again, Teach and that other me drained half my bank account.
>peeks over
Yeah that's her, what's up?
No.710778
>>710776
I never needed it. I'm made of clay!
>seibadress go
>>710777
So how come you're complaining about luck?
No.710779
>>710777
>jabs at the screen
Well if I'm reading this correctly, five stars is a good thing, eh?
>flips it back to him
You can thank me by taking care of those little ones and zeros. Small victories are just as important as the big ones!
>>710778
Very well then.
>lifts the barrel
A toast, in the honor of a...eh, creature of this earth that has no need for it.
>swig
No.710780
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>>710778
A man can't gripe when he wants to around here, can he.
>shrugs
>>710779
Take whatever small victories come along eh? I can get behind that. I'm surprised you're not playing it, actually.
No.710781
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>>710779
You're fun, Rider. I can see why Gilgamesh almost likes you.
>>710780
You complain a lot, you know. Kotomine's really annoyed by it.
No.710782
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>>710780
Listen, Lancer.
>swig
When you're in pursuit of constant conquest like me, you come across many battles. Perhaps more so than the others, but that's besides the point.
When your percentages of wins and losses are skewed by sheer numbers, small victories are the only thing one can count on.
Besides.
>grin
I've been using Waver's account, of course!
>>710781
Bah, that Goldie will come around when he does.
Though seeing the look on his face won't be half bad either.
No.710783
>>710781
Eh? What's that priest want with me now.
>>710782
Man what's with all this lecturing I'm getting from the both of you?
>wry grin
I was a hero too you know.
No.710784
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>>710782
He'll only have one friend, whose value transcends even the most priceless of treasures. That's the promise he made to me while I crumbled away.
Maybe I can be your friend instead! Though, Gilgamesh will always be my first and more important.
>>710783
Probably to make you suffer. I don't really like him that much but Gilgamesh does, so I have to put up with it.
No.710785
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>>710783
Of course! It's the only way to know for sure my words aren't wasted, eh?
>shrug
Gah, to tell you the truth I almost miss having the boy around.
When I'm like this, that is.
>>710784
A man like me ever being second place, that's a mighty high thing to ask for.
So be it, the more the merrier!
No.710786
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>>710784
He can complain all he wants, that bastard.
>>710785
You miss having a little runt to drag around? I don't see the fun in it.
No.710787
>>710785
You should come to the Christmas party! We need a "Santy Claws".
>>710786
I'd rather he didn't. Actually I'd rather he be dead, but I promised my Master I wouldn't kill anyone unless she asked me to.
No.710788
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>>710786
And there's your biggest problem!
You can never truly dislike something if you haven't tried it before, that is just a fact of the universe.
>
Ah, but you did something like that too back in the day. I'm not too familiar with your war.
>tapping at the phone again
>>710787
>blink
...HAHAHAHA! You would have me be your Santa Claus?
Very well! But I don't think even my Via will be large enough, I'll have to call upon some help for this!
No.710789
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>>710787
Then you and I are of like mind.
>?
Remind me who your Master is again?
>>710788
Yeah. Killed mine the day I met him.
>guh
>swig
No.710790
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>>710788
I knew I could count on you!
>grows antler horns
I could be a reindeer!
No.710791
>>710789
A girl named "Alice".
No.710792
>>710789
Mm, that is a bit of an issue.
Then think of it like this, your perception of him will always be correct.
>grin
Just like the constellations, he'll be there forever and unchanging!
But still.
>pushes the barrel away
It might not be the best idea to drink this stuff like it was alcohol.
>rubs his chin
Yes...I think that'll work just fine.
>>710790
>whistles
Say, now that's handy!
Ah, but Bucephalus and my bulls won't be enough, even with the addition of a fine green reindeer.
No.710793
>>710791
Huh. Don't think I've ever heard of her.
>>710792
The hell are you talking about now you crazy coot?
>giggling
No.710794
>>710792
We could ask to borrow Medusa's horse!
>whispers into Baraskander's ear
I don't think it's really her horse.
>>710793
I only just found her two nights ago. Gilgamesh was providing me the mana to stay alive.
No.710795
>>710793
>leaps to his feet
Hero of Light! I present to you a challenge!
>SERIOUS POINTING
You will accompany me this Christmas on my gift giving adventure. If you fail to enjoy it at all, all my own presents are forfeit to you.
Do we have a deal!
>>710794
Not her horse!?
That's terrible, a man knows his own horse above all others!
>
Though I seem to remember her being fond of riding chainsaws and the like.
No.710796
>>710794
That gold bastard's being generous?
>>710795
Ehh? Gift giving adventure? Are you Claus now?
No.710797
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>>710795
Chainsaws? Cool!
>>710796
>blink
I am his only friend, he would help me if I asked.
No.710798
>>710796
Why not? I haven't tried giving back before.
It could be fun!
>>710797
I can never read that one, she never says much at parties!
No.710799
>>710797
That right. Well aren't you a lucky little Lancer. Getting a gift from the big man himself.
>head pat
>>710798
Bah. Why not, then. Ain't like I got much else to do this festive season.
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>Santa's a big red guy
>I can deal with this
No.710801
>>710798
We'll just have to talk to her!
>>710799
>uh
>picks Cu up like so
It's settled, we're off to see Medusa!
No.710802
>>710799
Very good!
Don't go making too many plans now, I want to see you at your peak for this!
>grins
I'll need someone thin to fit down the chimnies
for me, you know.
>>710800
>HO HO HO
>>710801
That's the spirit!
>
Ah, but I'll catch up with you.
>pats the barrel
I'm not finished yet!
No.710803
>>710802
>he's
>so
>tall
Wow!
No.710805
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>>710804
Hiya, Santa!
I thought your beard was white.
No.710806
>>710805
Eh?
>oh wait I see
HA! That'll be a secret between you and me, it'd far too much trouble to change all those coffee mugs and plates and things with my face on them!
No.710807
>>710806
My name's Ness. I knew you were real!
No.710808
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>>710807
Of course! You carry me in your heart, like I do the rest of the world!
But I can tell you've been a good boy, I can see that plainly!
No.710809
>>710808
>floats onto Tager-tier shoulder
How do you fit down chimneys when you're so big?
No.710810
>>710809
Listen close, Ness. A man will do anything in order to achieve his goals, and I as Santa am no exception!
>nodding
Call it a secret if you will, but that's all the more incentive for you to figure it out on your own. That will be your first gift!
No.710811
>>710810
You're the best, Santa.
No.710812
>>710811
WAHAHAHA! Strive to be Santa, and you'll never go without presents!
>uh oh
>[Zeus Thunder has worn off]
>
Woops!
No.710813
>>710812
>floating on nothing now
I don't know what I expected.
No.710814
>>710813
Remember all that about presents and you'll do fine!
>hopping away
>Swood of the Kupriotes
>'WHINNY
Come on, boy. We got work to do!
>gallops awaaaaaaaay
No.710815
>>710814
You got it, not-Santa.
>uh
>PSI 4th-dimension slip