No.710816
>We fixed the leaks, but the tears just keep coming
No.710817
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>the observatory looks so small from here
>I take the distances I shortcut for granted so often
No.710819
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>>710818
>who has the brass-
>oh
...now that's a new name.
>tries to beam
Hello, Ness.
No.710820
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>>710819
>oh
>oh
Whoops. You're not great great grams. Sorry, miss Rosalina!
No.710821
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>>710820
>...well, it's time to take up knitting
Oh, don't worry. I'm sure we look...just alike. How goes your day, star child?
No.710822
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>>710821
I met Santa! Then he turned into a little kid. So... that happened.
Oh, I made another friend too, their name's Frisk!
No.710823
>>710822
...
>note to self, check on Nick
I see. Hopefully you're still on his good list. Now who might Frisk be?
No.710824
File: 1450205655014.png (243.52 KB, 705x622, 705:622, tumblr_nz2d7wh0fz1ri5b8co1….png)
>>710823
A pretty determined kid. Their mom's a goat lady.
Whatcha doin'? I never see you around!
No.710825
>>710824
>a goat?
>good gracious these humans will copulate with anything these days
Between tennis matches and making my rounds in this sector, I've been swamped.
>tired smile
But now I've found a little window of free time, so I thought to spend it here, among my-
>looks around the room
>even the crickets are gone
...ehm, friends.
No.710826
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>>710825
I hate bug hunts. Always with the acid blood and then ambushes and-oh dammit.
No.710827
>>710825
I can keep ya company, if ya want!
No.710828
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>oh goodness
>oh goodness
>
I should not watch "hen-tying" with Alphys. Ever again.
Oh my...
No.710829
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>>710826
>keeping a watchful second eye out
>...she's got this
>>710827
I would like nothing more than that, Ness.
No.710830
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>>710828
>You don't know what mom was so worried about last night, this stuff is weak.
>You munch on your popcorn in boredom, watching the heroine plunge herself down on another set of tentacles.
No.710831
>>710830
F-Frisk, you should not be watching-oh that would never fit in there--oh my!
No.710832
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>>710829
You're worried about miss Aran.
>>710830
>this kid
>jeez
No.710833
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>>710832
>It needs...more goats.
Hi, Ness.
>>710831
>An excuse to turn off this schlock, hooray!
Oh. Sorry mah, curiosity got the better of me...
>The television switches off with a click.
No.710835
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>>710832
Nothing wrong with extending a bit of concern for a friend on a long mission.
>winks
Though I think she's more than capable of doing so without my fretting.
No.710836
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>>710833
I didn't think you were into that kind of stuff, Frisk.
>>710835
She can handle anything!
She watches Donkey Kong and I play video games a lot.
No.710837
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>>710834
>Whoa, she's starting to look hot and bothered.
>She seems prime for...doing things couples do.
You okay...?
>>710836
I'm not. You could see the zippers and everything, it was lame.
>You hope Alphys at least put some Kamen Rider into the box of tapes she gave you.
No.710838
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>>710836
She isn't one of the universe's champions for nothing, that's for certain.
>tilts her head
How has Lucas been...?
No.710839
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>>710837
I-I just... need to go on a walk. Yes, a walk!
No.710840
>>710837
Man, you and Oedipus got something in common.
>>710838
He's crying less, that's for sure. I told him, I told him "no tears until the end" and he promised me he'd try.
No.710841
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>>710839
>Walk. Right.
>You give Toriel the most charming look you can muster.
Okay. Have fun on your 'walk'. I'll just be here.
No.710842
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>>710840
...what's an Oedipus? Do you mean Onion-san?
No.710843
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>>710841
Be good, won't you?
>shuffles away at an awkward, uneven pace
>very faint sloshing sounds as she goes
No.710844
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>>710840
We all cry once in awhile, Ness. There's nothing shameful about it. As long as we stay hopeful once we've finished, anyway.
No.710845
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>>710842
He's a guy that boinked his mom.
>leave it to the psychic to be blunt as a hammer
>>710844
It gets in the way, so you gotta save it until there's a good time for it.
I'd know, lots of bad guys used psi to make me and my friends cry uncontrollably sometimes. It's really hard to smack'em with a bat when ya can't see!
No.710846
>>710843
>Knowing that Toriel is going to have a good time...
>It fills you with determination.
>>710845
Oh.
>...
Then yes, we do. I hope Oedipusses and his mom turned out okay.
No.710847
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>>710845
...true enough. Our eyes need to be clear to face ahead!
No.710848
>>710846
Welllll...
>tfw Oedipus' mom killed herself
>and then he blinded and exiled himself
So, uh. What happened with your friend? You kinda ran off and mentioned reviving him? That's not really what I meant when I said they lived on in your heart.
>>710847
>nodnod
Gotta make sure all my friends are okay so I can help everyone else.
We can be better.
No.710849
>yawns loudly
Man, I can't even remember the last time I slept that well.
No.710850
File: 1450210516849.png (116.58 KB, 500x657, 500:657, 2b9631b77f49f8a084be8ab1ec….png)
>>710848
>You nod hurriedly.
As soon as grandpa and Sans get back, I'm going to tell them my plan. Then all we need to do is find Flowey, and go to Dr. Alphys' lab. We can save him, he can live on with my heart!
>You begin to feel a rush of HOPE.
Anything is worth a try, and if something goes wrong, I can just RELOAD! We have to give 110%, right?
No.710851
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>some days
>some nights
>some live, some die
>in the way of the samurai
>some fight, some bleed
>sun up to sun down
>the sons of a battlecry
No.710852
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>>710849
Heya, Ratchet!
>>710850
Jeez, way to turn someone's life lesson into something completely different.
You gonna bring back everyone who's ever died too then?
If you really had a friend who's gone, you wouldn't invalidate their sacrifice. You'd carry their hopes and dreams in yourself and let them rest easy.
If you really love someone, you should be able to let them go.
>>710851
>?
No.710853
No.710854
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>>710852
>Sharp like an edge of a samurai sword
>The mental blade cut through flesh and bone
>Though my mind's at peace, the world out of order
>Missing the inner heat, life gets colder-
>[record scratch]
...
No.710855
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>>710852
Hey, how's it going?
>looks at a nearby clock
Whoa. I was out for a pretty long time.
No.710856
>>710852
>You falter, for the briefest of moments.
...Asriel didn't get to choose if he wanted to sacrifice himself. Someone got him killed, and someone else made his life a living hell. I just want to give him a choice, Ness. If I hear him say that he doesn't want to go back...
>"Frisk..."
>"Don't you have anything better to do?"
>You wipe a tear from your eye.
I'm not ready to let go
No.710857
>>710854
Oh, I remember you.
>
>all this mental interference
Wowie, you really hit the fan. Hope you're okay though.
>>710855
The sun's still out at least. Whatcha gonna play around with today?
>>710856
Sounds like he already made his choice. You gonna take it from him? That doesn't make you better than the other two.
No.710858
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>>710857
>...
>there is
>a bug on his hat
No.710859
>>710857
Not sure yet It probably won't be another weapon, though. I haven't had to fight anyone in a while.
No.710860
>>710857
Don't you dare compare me to-
>You voice hitches.
>The freedom of a life not yet lived, and the freedom to turn that life down.
>If you made the wrong choice, you would be hurting Asriel too.
>Why did life have to be so hard...?
Okay...okay. I'll leave him alone...
No.710861
>>710858
>uh
Nayo, right?
>>710859
I can't wait to see! Almost wish Jeff was here, he'd nerd out if he saw what you can do.
>>710860
I'm glad you didn't take his choice from him.
So, wanna go on an adventure sometime?
No.710862
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>>710861
>laughs
Didn't realize I was that impressive.
No.710863
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No.710864
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>>710862
Says the guy who brags about saving galaxies.
>it would sound mean if he wasn't smiling
>>710863
Guess ya don't remember me. I'm Ness!
No.710865
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>>710861
>If emotional whiplash was a thing...
...what kind of adventure...?
No.710866
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No.710867
>>710864
Well, yeah. I usually expect people to care more about the hero stuff than my mechanic skills.
No.710868
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>>710865
The only good kind of adventure: around the world! And in it too, that Underground sounds fun.
>>710866
You want some updog?
No.710869
>>710867
There's a first time for everything!
No.710871
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>>710869
>smiles
Yeah, guess there is.
>looks around
There's gotta be something here for me to play around with...
No.710872
>>710868
It's empty now...but I could show you all the places I went to.
>You hitch your trusty bag on your shoulders.
I just have to tell my mother.
No.710873
>>710870
Do ya?
>>710871
What about the dome itself?
>>710872
She's uh... "busy".
No.710874
>>710873
No.
>but I know what I do want
>a healthy orange
No.710875
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>>710873
>Your toes curl just a tiny bit.
>Unf.
I guess I'll just have to wait, then.
No.710876
>>710873
Not a bad idea. This place could definitely use some fixing up.
No.710877
>>710874
>joke: failed
Darn.
>>710875
That's okay, we can go later. I'd have to pick Mado up.
>>710876
There ya go!
No.710878
>>710877
>weird
Weird.
>orange: annihilated
>wiping the rind on tinyswood
No.710879
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>>710878
>the rind begins to float
>ooga booga
We're all a little weird, orange we? PSI-think so.
>distant NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS
No.710880
>>710877
Alright. Lemme just find Clank, and I'll see what I can do.
>walks off
>comes back with backpack bot a few minutes later
Huh... where to start?
>"Ratchet, I've noticed that many of the lights in this building aren't functional. Perhaps we should look at the electrical wiring?"
Works for me!
>haha, time to fix some shit
No.710881
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>>710879
>!
>snatches it out of the air
No.
>
Yes.
No.710882
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>>710880
>unfortunately, Ness is not Jeff
>so he begins to lose interest
I never really got the fun of fixing wires and stuff.
>>710881
If everyone was normal, the world would be boring, don'tcha think? But if it was all quirky, then quirky would be normal!
No.710883
>>710882
Normal's boring.
>...
Normal?
No.710884
No.710885
>>710882
>darn kids and their short attention spans
It doesn't appeal to everybody. But it makes me feel good if I can get something broken to work again.
No.710886
>>710883
It's a hard balance.
>>710885
I like adventures and baseball, so...
No.710887
No.710888
No.710889
>>710886
Different people like different stuff. I don't think I've ever played baseball before, though.
>Ratchet no what are you doing those are live wires
No.710890
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>>710886
>balance
>holds the swood up
>?
No.710891
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>>710889
>fry tight, pupper
Jeez!
>PSI Lifeup
>>710890
Uh... I think Poo would know more about knives.
>bat get
This has a balance too. Everything does.
No.710893
>>710891
>electrocution: part of a balanced breakfast
...Guess I should've made sure everything was turned off before I started working.
No.710894
>>710892
>FORMU CHANGE!
>bat is now a psi-guitar
I just like blunt things better.
No.710895
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>>710893
You oughtta be more careful, dude. Seriously!
No.710896
>>710895
I'll be alright. I've been through worse.
>"That's no excuse for what happened."
It's totally an excuse.
No.710897
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No.710898
>>710896
Jeez... give a kid a heart attack why don'tcha!
>>710897
Oops. Looks like I'm one to talk.
>brimming with CONFIDENCE
What's there to be scared of, Sayo?
No.710899
>>710898
>nervous laugh
Sorry. I guess it couldn't hurt to be more careful.
No.710900
God, why did Alter have to turn into Arturia... what a pain. I already have Arthur too.
No.710902
>>710899
You better not make a habit outta that.
>>710901
You need some courage.
No.710903
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>>710900
>but Arturia heard everything
>er
>HEROINE X
>...
>:c
No.710904
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No.710905
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>>710903
>uh
Why are you so dirty. Aren't you supposed to have better hygiene?
No.710907
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>>710902
It doesn't happen that often, I swear. Plus, I've never tried to fix an entire building before.
No.710908
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>>710905
>?
From the way you talk, I can assume you're my master. It surely would have been easier if I had found you first
>cue montage of "Are You My Master"
>
>uh
Running from Gilgamesh is harder than it looks.
No.710910
>>710908
>what
You forgot me.
>...
Saber.
>It's her.
No.710911
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>>710909
Why not?
>>710907
I guess so... hope you don't do it twice.
No.710912
>>710911
I won't. 'Sides, an electric shock's not so bad compared to the other stuff I've been hit with.
No.710913
>>710910
Yes, that's my-
>!
>swood drawn
I can see now this was a mistake. But I don't intend to fight you...whoever you are.
At least not without provocation.
No.710914
>>710911
>...
>...
>...
I don't know.
No.710915
>>710913
>don't let her see the hurt
>
Saber. Did you really forget?
>Siggy's just
>there
>She is our Master.
No.710916
>>710914
That's why.
>crackling with latent psi energy
>and H O P E
You feel it too, don't you?
>>710912
No excuses!
No.710917
>>710915
Forg-
>wait a minute
Another Saber...?
>our Master
I want to know what's going on here.
No.710918
No.710920
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>>710916
Okay, okay! I'll be careful! Just try not to worry too much, alright?
No.710921
>climbing out the window
I'M ESCAPING! DON'T CALL ANYBODY!
No.710922
>>710917
Long story short, because Fuyuki's ley lines were damaged by Emiya, they moved the next War here. And in doing so they fucked up so hard that the rules don't exist. Duplicates everywhere. Which is why I'm not sure if you're really my Saber.
>She is.
No.710923
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>>710919
Hopes and dreams!
>>710920
You better. Or I'm telling Ahri!
>>710921
But Mr. Carnage, I just did!
No.710924
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No.710925
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>>710922
>Kiritsugu
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
Duplicates...
>eyean Siggy
Tell me something only a Master of mine would know, if you know my true name.
No.710926
>>710923
...Okay? Why would you drag her into this?
No.710927
>>710923
Only hope.
Revenge.
No.710928
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>>710925
Arturia Pendragon, "king" of Britain. Your wish is to negate your pulling Caliburn from its resting place and stopping your being king.
You're also prone to whining a lot and run up a tab everywhere you go to eat at.
No.710929
>>710924
I can't help it!
>>710926
'Cause she's the only adult I know you talk to.
>>710927
Both of us know that isn't true.
No.710930
>>710928
...gkkt.
>pull it together, Cheiba
Something tells me even if what you say is true, we didn't get along very well.
>goddamnit why was Shirou the only kinda good one
...But what you say is true. I'm duty bound to serve my Master until my own destruction.
Are you my Master.
No.710935
>>710930
On the contrary. Lucky I have disposable income.
>try to smile, Kanno
I loved you. And that's pretty damn hard for me to say. Took years to finally pony up.
So don't take that for granted, and try not to forget me this time.
>Ayaka glasses hanging from the tiny boobpocket
No.710937
>>710929
Oh. Well, uh... please don't tell her?
>"If Ness doesn't, I will."
Seriously, Clank? You'd throw me under the bus like that?
>"If it'd stop you from electrocuting yourself, then yes."
No.710938
>>710936
Cletus Kasady, dead or alive, you are coming with me
No.710939
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>>710935
>wait
>a
>minute
>...!
Ayaka...
You grew up.
>wait back up
L-Loved me?
>>710938
What in the world...
No.710940
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>>710932
See?
>>710937
Clank's right.
No.710941
>>710940
Change.
>nodnod
>floats off on the HOPE
>hair bright blue
No.710942
>>710939
Well you were a guy at the time, so... it's really not hard to imagine.
Handsome guy devoted to protecting me, going through something like a goddamned Grail War? You can't be that thick as a woman, right?
>Alter is
>guhuhuhu
>I can't wait to see how Arty'll react
No.710943
>>710940
>sighs
Yeah, I know. I just don't want people to think I'm gonna get hurt every time I try something.
No.710944
>>710939
>scanning room
......he has left
No.710945
>>710941
He gets it. I'm glad.
>>710943
You're not doing much to really paint a different picture!
>>710944
He went thattaway!
>points in the opposite direction that red guy went
No.710946
>>710945
......it is not good to lie to a cop
No.710947
File: 1450219419217.png (786.08 KB, 801x1197, 89:133, 7d3fc72a85bf5893224e282566….png)
>>710942
I was simply doing what was expected of a knight.
Though your words are...nice to hear.
>tips her hat down
To see someone like you involved in the war again...I'll stand by your si-
>
Thick?
>>710944
Who?
No.710948
>>710946
Why do you think I'm lying?
No.710949
>>710947
convicted criminal Cletus Kasady aka Carnage
>>710948
my sensors detected it
No.710950
File: 1450219557550.png (346.58 KB, 549x874, 549:874, Remember when Ratchet didn….png)
>>710945
That's pretty hard to do. Running headfirst into danger is kinda what I'm known for.
No.710951
File: 1450219570251.jpg (267.22 KB, 740x1000, 37:50, tumblr_mo57j1lBtJ1qb8prdo1….jpg)
>>710947
Seriously though, take a shower. I have some business to take care of. Saber's waiting for me.
>uh
Not this Saber.
>...uh
...Yeah. See you soon.
>off she goes
No.710953
>>710949
>convicted criminal
You are the police?
>>710951
Aya-
>there she goes
>...
>stands firm
Another Saber, there's so much that's happened in 20 years...
>..
>sticks her nose down her shirt
>reddens
>>710952
>?
No.710954
No.710955
No.710956
>>710949
Robots can be wrong.
>>710950
Yeah but you should still be careful.
No.710958
File: 1450219928809.jpg (178.05 KB, 430x682, 215:341, tumblr_nydrljg2TO1sj6shmo4….jpg)
>>710953
>...
>this is hard
...
>uh
Saber.
No.710959
File: 1450219962691.jpg (107.11 KB, 850x616, 425:308, sample-71475bbd8d82a0654a7….jpg)
>>710957
So you got a human mind, right?
No.710960
>>710959
.....stop it, you are helping a known criminal
No.710961
File: 1450220045867.jpg (330.15 KB, 566x800, 283:400, 4c30a8d7ce5b396036b722b20e….jpg)
>>710957
But why aren't you wearing practical armor?
>>710958
>squint
Sa...ber.
>jeez
You are her Servant?
No.710962
>>710960
>Chaotic Good
Laws are dead to me! Also he picks me up for baseball practice.
No.710963
>>710956
Yeah, I know. I'm just used to taking a lot of risks.
No.710964
File: 1450220171323.jpg (360.71 KB, 570x807, 190:269, 3e9caab1e640d8ec4f1925b50f….jpg)
>>710961
So are you.
>
Both of you.
>guh
>somehow talking to Archer is easier
No.710965
>>710962
he's still a murdering psychopath, he will be brought top justice
>>710961
that is how I was made
No.710966
File: 1450220326115.jpg (57.91 KB, 412x732, 103:183, 014ac46c8a35744d89f66c6477….jpg)
>>710965
You gotta go through me first! He's my friend.
>>710963
So do I, but I don't plug my finger into electrical sockets.
>Ness
>why you so cheeky
No.710967
>>710964
Both of me?
>flashbacks to 3rd War
I don't know what you're talking about, but I don't think you have any reason to lie to me.
Yet.
But from one knight to another, I will take your word for...whatever it means.
>>710965
Made?
>obviously he means he's so close to his armor it's like a part of him
A bringer of justice should be properly outfitted.
No.710968
File: 1450220426640.jpg (62.29 KB, 850x478, 425:239, sample-8ece28192db69e64919….jpg)
>I don't think I can get much more smug right now
No.710969
>>710967
......it's complicated
>>710966
>walks past him
No.710970
File: 1450220486024.jpg (414.85 KB, 610x861, 610:861, f21e303732ad03d521805b8965….jpg)
>>710967
>guh
>
>oh there's Arty
>points at Protes
No.710971
>>710969
Hey!
>PSI wall
I said through me.
No.710972
>>710966
>laughs
I screwed up, okay? Ya don't have to keep rubbing it in.
No.710973
>>710971
you are a child being used by a madman
No.710974
File: 1450220650228.jpg (90.79 KB, 850x478, 425:239, sample-1901f50bc1d3d1e0c96….jpg)
>>710968
>that guy
>who
>>710969
Mm.
>don't you dare be like that you have horrible excuses too
Good luck, officer.
>>710970
...
>nod
Thank you.
No.710975
>>710972
Yeah okay, maybe it's being mean.
>>710973
Used? I make my own path, nobody uses me!
No.710976
No.710977
No.710978
>>710974
thank you mam
>>710975
then prove it
No.710979
File: 1450220914686.jpg (155.22 KB, 850x1161, 850:1161, sample-ac91fbd6a18e3586753….jpg)
>>710974
Hello.
I was wondering when it would be you.
No.710980
File: 1450220961497.jpg (105.12 KB, 500x699, 500:699, tumblr_nypjqh8oli1rphkf8o1….jpg)
>>710978
I don't wanna have to shock you, so I'll ask you one time to go home. I'll talk to Mr. Carnage about retiring again.
No.710981
>>710974
Mm.
>back turned
>stridan over to Arty
>>710979
>shoulder pat
>tag out
Sorry I couldn't be more help. Words are hard.
No.710982
File: 1450221044158.jpg (54.81 KB, 760x459, 760:459, original-robocop-rarely-to….jpg)
>>710980
he's planted a WMD at my home, I need to find him
No.710983
File: 1450221136097.jpg (250.55 KB, 850x1224, 25:36, sample-746523eaae06af7bfda….jpg)
>>710978
>is he about to fight a child
>[watching]
>>710979
"When it would be me"?
Who are you, another of Ayaka's Servants?
>and why does he seem so
>familiar
No.710984
>>710982
Well, I asked. Now I gotta fight you.
No.710985
>>710984
I'm not fighting a child
>>710983
>nope
No.710986
>>710981
>nod
Anything from you would have been beneficial, Saber.
I think it's just about time for this anyway.
>>710983
She's actually not so partial to that name anymore. You'll know the repercussions when you see them.
>so jiggly
Honestly I'm wondering how it's taken you so long.
No.710987
>>710985
Sounds like you gotta go home then. I'm gonna deal with Mr. Carnage, but I gotta deal with you too if you won't stop.
>
So get ready, 'cause if you don't turn back I'm gonna rock your clock.
No.710988
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>>710985
>Y U LYIN
>>710986
I don't-
>that hair
>that ahoge
>that perfect style
But that's impossible.
No.710989
File: 1450221601110.jpg (54.81 KB, 760x459, 760:459, original-robocop-rarely-to….jpg)
>>710987
>shakes his head as he leaves
>>710988
>nope
>no child fight
No.710990
>popcorn get
Oh this is gonna be good.
No.710991
>>710989
Thank yoooou!
>
I should let Spider-Man know.
>telepathically nudging Webhead to throw cellophane spiders at Carnage
No.710992
>>710991
>hello? who is this?
No.710993
>>710992
>Mr. Flash, Carnage is on the loose!
>Also the goat lady baked you a pie.
No.710994
>>710993
>I'll go shoot a cellophane spider at him and stop by later, thanks Ness
No.710995
File: 1450221861155.png (332.87 KB, 854x466, 427:233, 8636628d10701876102d008443….png)
>>710988
>checks a mark on a list of cliches
Is it? The Grail's never been one to care about time or space before.
Frankly this is becoming almost tedious, even if I'm as much to blame as you are, so I'll keep it brief.
We are both Servants of Fumi Kanno, ne Ayaka Sayjou. Due to the nature of the Grail's degradation, there is fundamentally no fighting occurring anymore.
And in case there was still any doubt, I am indeed Arthur Pendragon.
You.
No.710996
>>710990
Lancer?
>>710995
>
What kind of nonsense is this. You would have me believe that we're summoned here with no purpose.
No.710997
>>710994
>Cool!
I don't like cops, but Mr. Flash isn't a cop so it's okay.
No.710998
>>710996
Mmmmyes and no.
>wolfgrin
Arty's right, y'know. It's pointless. Sucks, right? We're glorified companions now.
No.710999
No.711000
>>710996
On the surface, yes.
Britain has survived for more than 2000 years since our departure without us, and most likely won't be thrown to the Saxons anymore than it already has.
There is no wish, Saber.
No.711001
File: 1450222559508.jpg (255.23 KB, 723x838, 723:838, 80d9364b7c6bff5e31edbf66ba….jpg)
>>710998
>why is everything so complicated
But...
>>711000
>!
Don't you dare speak like that.
We are summoned to combat for the Holy Grail, that is an unchanging facet of this existence.
>fists balling
You can't be me. You're too hopeless. You dishonor the people that died for us by not seeking Britain's salvation!
No.711002
>>711001
>shrug
It ain't so bad.
>oh it's about to get good
>back to popcorn
No.711003
File: 1450223091190.jpg (117.04 KB, 850x723, 850:723, sample-c0fc4e7bb55a5c3566a….jpg)
>>711001
Unfortunately, your personal beliefs hold no influence in this case.
It's true. All of it.
We lost, Saber. History is such because the past cannot be changed. Doing so would erase every sacrifice, every small victory.
We don't even know what we're fighting for anymore, but I know you know that the suspicion it's for your own absolution is creeping in on you.
Stop hiding from the truth.
No.711005
>>711003
>kssshk
>Queen Bee to King Bee, what's the status on the mission, over.
No.711006
>>711004
You are still the King of Knights, aren't you?
We don't have time for you to be so shallow.
>>711005
>?
I wish you would tell me when you hide things like these in my clothes.
>eyes rolled
"Little blue packages" are falling down like rain. Over.
No.711007
>>711006
>But then you wouldn't be surprised.
>Wait, already? Whatever. Pull her ahoge out, we've got a Christmas to steal.
No.711008
File: 1450223596930.png (786.08 KB, 801x1197, 89:133, 7d3fc72a85bf5893224e282566….png)
No.711009
well Carnage is delt with aaaaaaand there's someone crying......
No.711010
>>711007
Of course. It wouldn't do to keep such an important even waiting.
>
>uh
>now what's an ahoge
>>711008
Trust me, it's only uphill from here.
>yanks the ponytail
>is this right
No.711011
>>711009
Iunno about these ones. It looks like the guy has it covered.
No.711012
>>711009
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH
>>711010
>!
>OWOWOWOWOW
No.711013
>>711011
>oh thank god!
alright, I'm going to enjoy pie
No.711014
No.711015
>stumbling inside
>ruh roh
Ohh...
No.711016
>>711012
>nope, some's taking care of you
>don't have to get involved
>>711015
>okay this I do
what happened!?
>rushes to Goatmom's side
No.711017
File: 1450224128078.jpg (316.77 KB, 700x738, 350:369, 37f0592296bcc8b6e9b3b8238e….jpg)
>>711012
Hmm.
>it's not the hat
>or the scarf
>
>ah
>yoink
No.711018
File: 1450224226969.png (79.07 KB, 671x419, 671:419, tumblr_ny6lffuvId1ukszaxo3….png)
>>711016
N-not all humans are happy with us monsters... I didn't want to spark a war, so I didn't fight back.
I forgot... how powerful humans can be.
No.711019
>>711017
>C H R I S T M A S
There are presents out there that aren't going to me.
Let's go.
No.711020
>>711018
>hello Flash?
>yes this is your rage speaking
>going to ask you to tone it down and think clearly
>can you do that?
......what they did was wrong
>scoops up Goatmom
>carefully puts her on the couch
I got a first add kit in one of these pouches
No.711021
File: 1450224393547.jpg (127.31 KB, 565x1000, 113:200, 7caeb19c62acf251662f4da884….jpg)
>>711019
I figured we were in for something like that.
>Arty away
No.711022
>>711021
Don't presume to know what I have in store.
>
>wait where's my sword
>eh
>hops on the sack
>nyooooooooooom
No.711023
File: 1450224605588.png (70.83 KB, 641x489, 641:489, tumblr_nz21dulN5D1snoswqo1….png)
>>711020
I appreciate the help, d-dearie.
No.711025
>>711023
>we going field MEDIC
can you tell me where you got attacked at?
No.711026
File: 1450224856013.png (221.63 KB, 499x581, 499:581, 32190e5e9799f849d737accdb0….png)
>>711024
>oh no you don't
>
Shhhhh.
>>711025
It was a grocery store parking lot... I accidentally double parked.
No.711028
File: 1450225032422.jpg (72.59 KB, 367x711, 367:711, 3126972-secretavengers0310….jpg)
>>711026
happens to the best of us...you should see how my buddy Peter parks, his last name maybe Parker but I swear the guy can't stay in the lines to save his life
No.711029
>>711027
It's alright... I will survive this.
They failed to harm my soul.
>>711028
Ohoho... ohh, it hurts to laugh...
No.711030
>>711029
Revenge.
>skitters off
No.711031
File: 1450225776534.jpg (185.28 KB, 593x900, 593:900, 2058501-venom_7_cover___ma….jpg)
>>711029
sorry.....need anything?
No.711032
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>>711031
Water would be nice. My healing magic will do the rest.
>>711030
Oh... I've failed that poor boy.
No.711033
>>711032
you haven't failed him, kids can be vary much a hand full
>hands her cup of water
No.711034
>>711033
I am glad Frisk did not see me hurt. They would be devastated.
No.711035
>>711034
well you're a tough one, they shouldn't worry too much
No.711036
>>711035
No. No I am not. The strength of a monster is nothing compared to a human, honestly.
No.711037
>>711036
depends if that human is more of a monster
No.711038
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>>711037
Their souls are so powerful, even all the souls of the monsters don't even equal one.
No.711040
>>711038
.....depends on who you ask, looks like Frisk is here.....I'm going to go for a walk
>click
No.711041
>>711039
>oh no
>no no no
>heal faster
>>711040
W-wait, don't leave me alone-
>aaaaaa
No.711042
>>711041
>You take note of your mother's condition.
...
>
Who did it
No.711043
>>711042
I-it's alright, my child. I will survive.
Please, just... pretend you did not see me like this.
No.711044
File: 1450229351671.png (68.89 KB, 520x306, 260:153, tumblr_nvz676VCtv1rg7uuao1….png)
>>711043
>It's not alright.
>It's not alright at all.
>You silently step forward and wraps your little arms around her waist.
...are you okay.
No.711045
>>711044
I will recover. I have healing magic, remember?
That boy with the cap helped me get away, and Agent Venom brought me water.
For every violent human, there is a kind one, it seems...
No.711046
File: 1450229873807.png (105.39 KB, 808x1021, 808:1021, tumblr_nyss5yPDLz1rkvm9xo3….png)
>>711045
Mah...
>She seems to want you to drop the matter.
>Maybe that's for the better...
>You nod.
Yeah. There are good people. Sorry for getting angry.
No.711047
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>>711046
More violence solves nothing. I taught you that, did I not?
>
Just... do not kill. And do not be killed.
No.711048
I feel like I'm interrupting.
No.711049
>does this sound
>familiar
No.711050
File: 1450231913114.jpg (435.89 KB, 1280x1587, 1280:1587, tumblr_nvqjowVseQ1sbv2pso1….jpg)
>>711047
>Asriel's advice.
>You let out a hoarse whimper.
I won't. I promise, mah.
No.711051
okay I'm back from my nap...I mean walk!
No.711052
File: 1450232256204.png (29.87 KB, 377x451, 377:451, tumblr_nxpm3pSx321svapv4o3….png)
>>711049
Eh?
>>711050
You are the future of humans and monsters... without you, we would be lost.
>>711051
Hello, Venom.
No.711053
>>711052
you dropped a few grocery bags
No.711054
>>711052
>pop
Howdy! Remember me? I'm Flowey! Flowey the Flower!
You don't remember me, do you.
>>711050
But I know you do!
No.711055
File: 1450232983798.png (953.25 KB, 962x1214, 481:607, 267d277b3b4fc4831e5dfa3dae….png)
>>711052
>Did you just hear...Flowey?
Aww, c'mon. I had lots of help on the way.
>Through various means of life-threatening danger!
>...Maybe you'd leave that part out.
No.711056
>>711054
...hi, Flowey.
>Your failures ring harder.
No.711057
File: 1450233121416.png (465.76 KB, 1155x893, 1155:893, tumblr_nz8mv6RbIa1tsbpbco2….png)
>>711053
Oh, you're such a dear!
>>711054
Eh...? No, you're that flower that tried to harm my child in the Ruins.
>fireball go
You will apologize for that.
>>711055
I am sorry I could not accompany you... I left the Ruins too late.
No.711058
>>711057
oh and for no reason at all I found out those trouble makers are webbed to a wall and someone gave them a strum talking too.....must have been Spider-Man
No.711059
>>711056
You're an idiot. Did you really think you could SAVE me?
>>711057
Apologize, she says. "My child," she says! Oh, mother are you in for an earful.
No.711060
File: 1450233433077.png (147.69 KB, 700x692, 175:173, tumblr_nwiwgsKaXb1uo2bf2o4….png)
>>711057
It's okay. You found me just in time...
>Bergentruckung rings in your ears distantly.
>You shudder.
>>711059
...yes.
>Your knees begin to shake.
>This doesn't fill you with determination at all.
Don't get angry with her. Don't. This wasn't her mistake, it was...someone else's.
No.711061
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>>711058
Oh... I hope they don't think I called for help.
>>711059
Eh? Mother?
...No. No, you are going to apologize.
>
Now.
>>711060
>mind the blue flames
>GOATMOM'S HEATIN' UP
What are you and the flower talking about?
No.711062
>>711060
Did you... really think...
No, of course you did. That softboiled egg you call a brain can only comprehend mercy, isn't that right?
I know what you did. You killed her. And everyone else. And me.
Do you really think playing nice will clear the dust from your hands?
>>711061
Mommy?
HYAHAHAHA! Look at you! The pacifist's baring her fangs!
No.711063
>>711061
they didn't.....is that flower talking?
No.711064
File: 1450234014295.jpg (1.19 MB, 1280x1813, 1280:1813, tumblr_nwv5e3MiSy1s5xqioo1….jpg)
>>711061
>Heartache resumes.
>Do you tell her the truth?
>Or do you let her live contently thinking that Asriel has passed?
Nothing. We're not talking about anything.
>You avert your eyes.
>>711062
That wasn't...that wasn't me. It was Chara.
>You take a shaky gulp.
>Chara is gone...they have to be.
I saved the world. I fixed what they did t-to everyone. And the only one I wasn't able to save...was you.
>You drop to your knees.
I'm sorry
No.711065
File: 1450234184804.png (529.95 KB, 485x750, 97:150, tumblr_nw8uk5ElNP1tdfdkho1….png)
>>711062
You... who are you?
>>711063
Yes. Yes it is.
>>711064
>"Chara"
Where did you hear that name. Who... what is going on here?
Do you know something I do not?
No.711066
>>711063
Do you not have legs?
>>711064
You can't blame it all on Chara. That was all you up until the very end.
"Partners," right?
>>711065
Golly, I think she's getting it! Would you like me to give you the final piece to this convoluted puzzle?
No.711067
File: 1450234371012.jpg (154.63 KB, 1019x1920, 1019:1920, 3505610-5915871951-tumbl.jpg)
>>711066
yes
>>711065
huh...wish that was new to me
No.711068
>>711066
It wasn't me! They snuck into my body, and they-and they-and-a-and-
>>711065
>If you could curse, you certainly would have by now.
>Your head bows in defeat.
...do you want to hear the truth, mom...?
No.711069
File: 1450234762663.jpg (363.87 KB, 1280x1430, 128:143, tumblr_nyt8poY6w21uvaiv3o1….jpg)
>>711066
>Frisk is crying
>UH OH
>GOAT'S GETTING UPSET
Stop this.
>>711067
I advise you to move before you become consumed by fire.
>>711068
>scoops the babbu up
>
>about to torch Flowey
No more lies.
No.711070
>>711067
There's your answer, Stumpy.
>>711068
Justifications are like bathrooms, only the trashiest person in the Underground has one.
>>711069
Mommy? Daddy? I can't feel anything...
No.711071
>>711069
Tori don't! trust me.....
>>711070
you sure are mouthy for a flower
No.711072
File: 1450235285161.png (597.38 KB, 1280x1852, 320:463, tumblr_nwd53zH6eE1r8gnjgo1….png)
>>711069
>You cling to Toriel.
>It may be the last time you can.
When we were in the mountain...I could reset everything. And when I first landed, my determination, my soul...woke up the spirit of someone buried in the flowers under me. Chara. And under their influence...I killed everyone.
>It's hard to even look at her anymore.
They...we...destroyed everything. I managed to reset and put everything right, but they're still inside of me. Weak...but there. And that's it.
>>711070
>The truth is out.
>And you will be judged.
There. Now just...leave her alone.
No.711073
>>711070
...Oh my god... Asriel...?
You... but you can't...!
N-no, you must be lying. You could not possibly be my son!
>>711071
This is all a trick, it must be! He-he can't be...
>waterworks in 3...2...
>the flames are dying down
>>711072
Gkkt...
>goatmom.exe has encountered a problem and shut down
No.711074
>>711073
WOH!
>catches Tori
No.711075
>>711071
And you sure can stand for a human with no legs!
>>711072
She loves you more than me now. If I could feel jealousy, I would.
Fine. You can have the old hag. I'm off to get a soul or six! HAHAHAHAHA!
>pop
No.711076
>>711075
great a mouthy plant.....
>adds to the list
No.711077
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>>711073
Dr. Alphys brought him to life, with Asriel's memories...a-and I tried to save him, but...
>Your fingers curl into Toriel's robe tighter.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, mommy, I'm sorry...
>>711075
>What does it matter.
>What does anything matter.
>Every choice is an illusion, a paradox.
...m'sorry...
No.711078
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>>711074
H-heeheehee...!
>>711077
Y-you really hate me that much...?
No.711079
>>711078
>shit
Tori...you okay?
No.711080
>>711078
>...no.
>You didn't save anything.
>You're just like Chara.
>Partners until the end.
>Eyes brimming with tears, you drop from Toriel's arms.
...I'm dangerous. I need to go away, far, far away, so I can't hurt anyone ever again. So I can't hurt you ever again, because I love you, and...I'm just sorry, okay...?
>FLEE
No.711081
>>711079
No... no I am not-
>>711080
>no
>no no no no no no nonononono
My child, please do not... leave me...!
Oh gods... they always leave me...
No.711082
>>711081
>uh oh
>okay Flash think what do you do.....
it'll be okay....I'll find him
No.711083
>>711082
Asriel is a heartless flower and F-Frisk is gone... why? What did I do to deserve this?
I'm sorry, whatever it is... please forgive me!
>Tori's entirely out of it
No.711085
>>711083
>just holds the Goat mom
>let her cry into the goo man
sssshhhhh it's okay......we'll get you through this
No.711086
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Welp. I got a friend to encourage.
No.711087
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>>711084
>loud goatmom crying noises
>>711085
>she won't stop
>I don't think puns will help
No.711088
>>711087
>maybe I can tranquilize her.....
>no Flash that won't help
......Tori it'll be okay.....I know it will, I can tell you it will because we're going to make it better!
No.711089
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>>711087
>why did I hire that damned lizard
>I knew she was prone to mistakes, and now they're costing a family dearly
>CONFOUND IT ALL WHY CAN'T I DO ANYTHING RIGHT
...
>puffs up his chest
Ms. Toriel, I'm going to fix this. I'm going to bring back the child.
No.711090
>>711088
The one ray of hope... our salvation, is gone...!
>>711089
Gaster... why are we here? Just to suffer...?
No.711091
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>>711089
Don't worry about Frisk, Mr. Gaster. I got'em, okay? You help Miss Toriel.
>cap: adjusted
Uh, take a step back okay? I need running room to do my thing.
No.711092
>>711090
not if I have anything to say about it!
No.711094
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>>711090
...I cannot say for certain. Even lost in the stream of time, I was unable to piece together a 'meaning' that existence held for anyone or anything. But, I can say this-
>looks into her eyes dead on
>one could say he's very...determined
There is hope. And if it will not occur naturally, my friend, then I will make it for you. My dear friend.
>>711091
>but
>...
>takes a lengthy step back
>those dancer's legs tho
Be hasty. If the young prince has come about on his own accord, who knows just what the first child's spirit could be doing.
No.711096
>>711094
Hope burns bright. Remember that!
>and-a-one and-a-two
>running start
>PSI Teleport
No.711097
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>>711092
But...
>>711094
You two... thank you.
No.711099
>>711097
>finger on her lips
ssshhhh no buts
No.711100
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>>711096
Good luck, star child!
>>711097
>sage nod
It is anything a friend would do. The child will come home to you, I swear.
No.711102
>>711099
I will put my faith in you two.
>>711100
Oh, Gaster... you were always so dependable.
>
No.711104
>>711102
thanks....you should get some rest
No.711105
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>>711102
>flustered dadster noises
I, ahm...it is my duty to serve Her Highness and-
>...
>grins
Just Her Highness, I think.
No.711106
>>711104
Y-yes... that is a good idea.
>>711105
Ohoho?
>ara ara
What would... oh, what do I care what my ex says.
No.711108
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>dripdrip
Damn fuckin' eye.
No.711109
>>711108
>Breaking news: A Caucasian man has been arrested at the local mall for throwing salt at random passerby, claiming them to be possessed.
Master...
>
>?
No.711111
>>711109
What, never seen Visine before?
>
Who the hell're you.
>>711110
>picks it up
>with her foot
Hey, babe.
No.711112
>>711111
No, I've just never seen someone with a yin-yang symbol on their eye before.
>
Shigeo.
No.711113
>>711111
"nice numbers, so guess who's in jail again?"
No.711114
>>711112
>what
Kid you watch too much TV.
>le only spoopy yin yang at 100% meme
>>711113
Goddammit. Whose ass am I kicking now?
No.711115
>>711114
"whoever tipped off Stumpy!"
No.711116
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>>711114
>le I see dead people and dead people accessories meme
That's only to make sure Master isn't getting into too much trouble.
Who are you?
No.711117
>>711115
And how the fuck am I supposed to know that?
>>711116
Not important, that's who. Scoot off to bed, it's a fuckin' school night.
Auntie's on the hunt.
>cartwheels on out while yelling at Carnage over her phone
No.711118
>>711117
"don't worry about it! get the car and pick me up!"
No.711119
>>711117
>...
>coughs into his hand
>sniff
Oh.
No.711120
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No.711123
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>>711122
>uh
>floats some sunglasses over
No.711124
>>711123
>
Ain't ya got your own idea?
No.711125
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>>711124
What's it matter. You just showed up.
No.711126
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>>711125
Don't you know? A real man follows his own path! Where's the fun in going down a road already being paved?
>grins
I was just helping out a friend who lost their determination.
No.711127
>>711126
Deciding to wear sunglasses isn't going down a paved path, it's doing something together with a friend.
>I think
Did it work.
No.711128
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>>711127
Semantics!
>
You're kidding, right? I wouldn't have left if it didn't. Leaving a job half done, may as well have not even started it!
No.711129
>>711128
Whatever.
Just making conversation.
No.711130
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>>711129
You say that but then you get all defensive and drop it altogether. Not so good at conversing, huh?
No.711131
This sucks. Why do I have to come here and try to make a friend? This is pathetic.
No.711132
>>711130
No.
Neither are you, really.
No.711133
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>>711132
Difference is I keep trying and you just fall on your face.
>
The energy levels are different, get it? You put out 20 and I'm 80. If you give 50, then I can give 50!
>>711131
I thought you were just here for quasi-lesboon shenanigans with the creepy wind lady.
No.711134
>>711133
There doesn't seem like much of a point when you give 80 regardless.
If I give 50, then we'd be at 130, and we still wouldn't be saying anything.
I don't not like you, but it's hard.
No.711135
>>711134
It's that robot shell you got, Smile. It's holding you down! And when is a number over a hundred a bad thing?
You don't know if the conversation would go the same way, that's just your pessimistic guess!
No.711136
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>>711135
Just going from experience.
>
What were we talking about again.
No.711137
>>711133
And I thought you were one of those forgotten orphans that have autism....... Ah, how are you doing today?
No.711138
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>>711136
You don't got enough to make that call yet.
>
We weren't talking about anything until we got to the difference in energy levels.
No.711139
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>>711138
Stop talking like you know me.
>
...Where did these sunglasses come from.
No.711140
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>>711137
And you wonder why you don't have any friends, Parsee.
And I'm totally fine.
>>711139
I'm literally in your head, dude. I know what your favorite cereal is, I know what your favorite TV show is, and I know why you always suppress yourself.
>beams
I made'em.
>they vanish
No.711141
>>711140
"A real man would let another have the room to grow himself"
That's something you'd say, right.
No.711142
>>711140
How do you know my name?
No.711143
>>711141
The mark of a real man is the ability to help someone else on their journey when they get stuck.
You're stuck.
>>711142
Spooky secret!
No.711144
>>711143
Tell me! Is that bitch sending people here to kill me? I knew I should of gutted her when I had the chance.
No.711145
>>711143
Not really.
I'm helping someone else with their job right, keeping Master out of trouble, and looking out for Miss Fubuki.
Stop projecting your need to help on me, I can take care of myself.
No.711146
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>>711144
>creates a giant razorblade made out of psi-matter
>it has giant googly eyes on it
That's you right now.
>>711145
You say you're doing those things but right now you're talking to me and doing nothing. So, what was that about projecting?
No.711148
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>>711147
>
That's not what semantics means. Wanna try again or do something useful instead?
No.711149
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>>711148
I think I'll do what I want.
Like you.
No.711150
>>711146
Wrong! It doesn't have green hair and green eyes.
No.711151
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>>711149
You're not as hard to get a read on as you think, Smile.
No.711152
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>>711151
Maybe.
But I don't remember doing anything to the contrary.
Making mountains out of molehills all the time must be exhausting.
And my name's Shigeo.
No.711153
>>711150
Of those two things, you got one, so... I guess neither you nor my prop are really you!
Then who was Parsee?
>>711152
I fought a giant mole once. That was neat.
But nah, I never get tired of making big deals out of little things.
>grin
I know.
No.711154
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No.711155
>>711154
You really need to lighten up, you got an oak tree up your butt right now. I can practically hear the woodpeckers.
It's really not healthy to bottle up like that, and my fist's starting to get sore from all the encouraging I've been doing.
Spare little ol' me a little ache, huh?
No.711156
>>711155
I'm not forcing you to do anything.
You did all that deflection and ignoring the point to make your own yourself.
No.711157
>>711156
>shakes his head
You really are something else.
You know that whole "100%" thing is the result of you bottling up right?
It's self-defeating.
>
I know what you need! A trip to Magicant!
No.711158
>>711157
Are you some kind of underage tour guide.
Leave my head out of this.
No.711159
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>>711158
Tour guide? I just wanna help you not accidentally blow people up. Because dude seriously being a walking bomb 'cause you get mad one day? It's bad.
No.711160
>>711159
You should really make up your mind then.
No.711161
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>>711160
My mind's not the one that needs making up.
'sides, I do what I want, remember?
No.711162
>>711161
You must be really bored.
>floats out
No.711163
>>711162
For someone older, he sure has a lot more to learn.
>
I guess I can't really throw Giygas at everyone though, huh...