No.711187
>I don't think you trust
>in
>my
>self-righteous suicide
>I
>cry
>when faggots deserve to DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
No.711191
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>>711189
Are you sick? We could give you a leech treatment, if so.
>ahuhuhu, medieval medicine
Really though, what's got you?
No.711192
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>>711191
Everything. My whole world has seemingly been turned upside-
>>711190
>oof
>right into the fluffy goatbelly
>bleats in surprise
No.711193
>>711190
>crashes into a table
>STRIKE
No.711194
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>>711192
>looks at the scene around her
>nods slowly
I think you're about to be busy, so...I'll leave you be. We'll do lunch another time, mm~?
>disappears behind her little stand
>faint gameboy sounds can be heard
No.711195
>>711192
>muffled psi-shota noises
>>711193
>muffled "why didn't you tell me your mom was so soft"
No.711196
>>711193
F-Frisk!?
>>711194
Oh good heavens, all these emotions are going to be the death of me...
>>711195
Ohoho... hello, young one. Did you bring Frisk back?
No.711197
>>711195
>
Because then everyone would want to hug her.
>>711196
>You rise, rubbing the red mark on your forehead.
...hi, mah.
No.711198
>>711196
Nah. We came home together.
>>711197
Fair enough. My mom's soft too but not like this!
No.711199
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>>711197
You... you came back!
>>711198
There really are good humans int he world...
No.711200
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>>711198
>His mom is soft...?
>No, Oedipus, go back to your crayon drawings in the corner.
Goat mamma takes care of her fur.
>>711199
I came back.
>You pause.
...what happened wasn't your fault. I just left because I didn't want to hurt you. I'm sorry if you're still mad...
No.711201
>>711199
>
Of course there are!
We've got all kinds of people.
>>711200
You're lucky, y'know.
No.711202
>>711200
It was a... moment of extreme emotional duress.
...Asriel is alive. I do not know how to feel about that, considering what my son has become.
>>711201
I see that now. You and Agent Venom, you are good people.
You are welcome in my home.
No.711203
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>>711201
I am?
>>711202
...I tried to save him. I tried, and I tried, and I tried, but I could never save him before he turned back into...Flowey.
>You hang your head.
Dr. Alphys didn't mean to make it happen, please don't hate her.
No.711204
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>>711202
Aw, gee thanks!
>>711203
Not everyone's got a mom. Or one this cool.
No.711205
>>711203
>Alphys
>
That woman... if only Gaster did not have his accident, none of that would have happened.
>>711204
>patpat
Do be good to my child Frisk, yes?
No.711206
Somebody whack the narrator, he's on repeat!
No.711207
>>711206
Whack, you say? Don't mind if I do.
No.711208
>>711207
And speaking of rotten little surprises no one wants to see anymore, if it isn't my favorite little target.
No.711209
>>711208
Shhhh.
>
Actually, keep yammering. It'll make shutting you up this way a lot more fun.
No.711210
>>711204
...well, I just got mine, so I guess I am lucky to have found her...
>You prefer not to think about the people from before.
>They weren't good people.
>>711205
...I know. I know. But grandpa's back now, and Alphys...
>You fall silent.
Nothing I say can make this any better. I'm sorry.
No.711211
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>>711209
You know, I think that's the reason why you pesky birdbrains always weighed so heavily on my poor mind.
You try way too hard to be funny.
>kicks back
What's the matter, Hoodsie? You're almost starting to look like your dear father! HAHAHAHAHA!
No.711213
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>>711211
Funny, we could say the same about you. Y'know nobody gives a shit about the lengths you go to anymore.
>crowbar primed
About time for the clown to take his leave of the stage, isn't it? The crook's finally come for ya.
No.711214
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>>711205
Sure! We're going on an adventure.
>>711210
Told ya. Lucky.
>>711212
Robert Cop. Bye, Mr. Carnage! We're going on an adventure!
No.711215
>>711212
Guilty~
>>711213
My lengths? Au contraire! I know a certain ginger girl that's always loved how much of a quick shot I am.
>pulls a pistol with a ridiculously long barrel out of his pants
Do you like it? The flick was a bust but the prop department!
>mmwah
No.711216
>>711215
Overcompensation joke goes here.
>
No.711217
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>>711210
I understand, my child.
>
>all these adults are angry and violent
Go play with Ness, please. I will be going home now.
>>711214
Goodbye, child.
No.711218
>>711214
HHRRBBGGPPHH!!! I'LL DESTROY HIS CITY!
>>711215
oh you always say that
No.711219
>>711216
Now you're just phoning it in!
>a balloon rises out of his pants next
>and it's getting bigger
>and bigger
>hit how big is this thing
>>711218
I think one of my favorite jokes has to be plausible deniability! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
No.711220
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No.711221
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>>711214
I earned those fluffy ears, dang it.
>>711217
Oh. Well...okay. Bye.
>...
I love you
No.711222
>>711220
I was going to blow up Detroit until stumpy came along and shot a cellophane spider at me! I spent the night in jail until Juri came to pick me up.....and we all know how she drives
>>711219
are you and Hood having a good time?
No.711223
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>>711218
But then you'd be doing a good thing. Detroit is so messed up that killing everyone would be doing them a favor.
Bad guys aren't supposed to do good things!
>>711217
Bye!
>>711221
Sure did!
No.711224
>>711219
>pauses
...
>Indy_shoots_swordsman.exe
No.711225
>using the Force to float boxes out of the basement
No.711226
>>711222
Oh we're having a real blast!
>>711224
>POP
>One the 9th day of Christmas
>my true love gave to me
>JOKER GAS
>and he's gone
No.711227
>>711226
Conveniently everyone here's either wearing a respirator or a symbiote. You're slipping, clown.
>just follows the trail of footprints
>built in detective mode in the helmet
Dumbass.
No.711228
>>711223
>fuck that's good logic
>.....hold on I think I have something
I'll stick these two pennies in my ears!
>>711225
hey Vader, why does this place look like ya head?
No.711229
>>711227
>watch out, Hood
>it's
>banana peels
No.711230
>>711228
I have no idea. I think it's merely coincidence.
No.711231
>>711230
....do you have tiny people plotting evil in ya head?
No.711232
>>711229
Not my first rodeo, advisory system.
No.711233
>>711222
>I'm thinking I'll rig his apartment with bear traps this time
>and maybe hire that viking woman to rough him up...
Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be getting his comeuppance very soon~
No.711234
>>711231
Maybe.
I'd check, but I can't take my helmet off.
No.711235
>>711233
thanks Eye-scream, how are things with you?
>>711234
need help!?
>Vader you need to tell him no like that one no everyone talks about
No.711236
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No.711239
>>711238
so yes you do want my help?
No.711241
>>711239
No, no, I mean no.
No.711242
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>>711241
no as in no or no as in no?
>>711240
.....I'm going to pick you
No.711243
>>711242
Do it. I dare you.
No.711244
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No.711245
>>711235
Christmas shopping and finishing a few hits...
>circles a name on her list
>"Anthony Burch"
>that one's special
It's so busy this time of year.
No.711246
>>711243
okay
>opines fire
>>711244
so you need my help!
>>711245
tell me about it! we still have to kill team Robert
No.711247
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>oh, she left
>...well, no one said the spider life was easy
>
No.711249
>>711246
>
You missed. Are you stupid?
>>711247
Oh, it's you.
No.711250
>>711249
wasn't aiming for ya dickless
>>711248
HA! got ya to do it
No.711251
>>711250
>smugflower
I can tell.
Mm. Your LOVE is pretty high... too bad there's no real use for you anymore.
No.711252
>>711251
I love killing people and I have this
>
look at it
No.711253
>>711246
>it's almost gotten funny at this point
They're for New Years.
>unravels an enormous blueprint
>the big ball drop is going to end with a bang this year
No.711254
>>711249
>is that flower talking
>maybe it's a monster
It's me~
No.711255
>>711253
so we going with WMD or Bio weapon?
No.711256
>>711252
I've seen better.
>>711254
Aw, you don't remember me? It's your old pal Flowey! Flowey the Flower!
I guess you wouldn't, huh. The only one who ever does is that dingbat skeleton.
No.711257
>>711256
you don't even have an ass! so HA!
No.711258
>>711257
How would you know? All you can see is what I'm showing you.
No.711259
>>711255
WMD. I didn't want to pay the environmental waste fee~
No.711260
>>711250
I wish you hadn't.
>digging through the boxes he lifted out of the basement
No.711261
>>711258
and when it comes to you...that's all I need to see!
No.711262
>>711260
whatcha looking for?
>>711259
alright I'll see what we got, think we still got a few big bombs somewhere
No.711263
>>711262
I am looking for part to build a ship.
No.711264
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>tap tap
So, it'd be the wee missy Saber's turn. Again.
>ugh
No.711265
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>>711256
It sounds like someone knows something I dooon't~ And just when did we meet, little flower?
No.711266
>>711261
Golly, you sure talk like a crazy person! Are you sure you're not really a monster?
>>711264
Wowie.
No.711267
>>711263
what kind of ship?
No.711269
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>>711262
Let's find something with a big flash. We can't leave the viewers at home without a parting gift, after all~
No.711270
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>>711266
>?
A bloom what palavers like a man.
Huvnae seen yin since Hibernia.
>scratches her head with a Bolg
>>711269
>I feel like I used to know that one
>and then it got retconned
>huh
No.711271
>>711265
Would you like to know? I can show you everything.
>
>>711270
Careful there, you wouldn't wanna prick yourself with that wouldya?
No.711272
>>711268
ask a lego guy!
>>711269
big ass flash bang it is!
>>711266
I'm the worst kind of monster man
No.711273
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>>711270
>that voice is so familiar
>...and those chest yams even moreso
Well hello there
No.711274
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>>711272
I've already tried that, did not turn out well.
No.711275
>insert helicopter noises here
No.711276
>>711271
Nae kenning what ye mean, wee bloom.
>uh
Sae what are ye supposed to be anywhae, Black-Eyed Susan?
>>711272
>holds up a card
>1/10
>>711273
Alright then, missy.
>it's on the tip of my tongue aaaaa
No.711277
>>711272
You. I like you.
>>711276
Who, me? I'm your new best friend, Flowey! Flowey the Flower!
No.711278
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>>711272
And a happy new year indeed.
>grins to herself
>>711276
>I feel like we used tooooo...
>work together...?
Now is that spear for protection, or are you just compensating for something~?
>at least you're taller than Neo, tight tits
>4'10" in heels
No.711279
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>>711277
I have that effect on people
>>711274
so then what are ya trying to build?
>>711278
and then we steal Ruby's hood!
>>711276
WHO ASK YOU!?
No.711280
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>>711275
>Stupid womp rats filling our airspace.
>>711279
A space ship to get me to space.
To a galaxy far, far away...
No.711281
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>>711280
.....I know a man who has one
No.711282
>>711271
It doesn't look like you have a crystal ball, but...I'll indulge. Show me.
No.711283
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>>711277
Is that sae.
And hae dae ye plan oan makin' that a reality.
>>711278
>not by much
>tfw 5'5"
Nae, it's tae take the squizzes off the rest.
>points up
>six other spears floating overhead
>>711279
>shrug
No.711284
>>711278
>hey
>guess who else is 4'10"?
>this space rat over here
>>711280
>Tatooine or bust
Uh... hi?
No.711285
>>711282
I need a little help. Would you pick me?
>>711283
Friendliness pellets of course! Wouldn't you like some?
No.711286
>fee fi fo fum
>I smell gods that need to die
No.711287
>>711281
You do?
>>711284
>[heavy breathing]
Greetings talking womp rat.
No.711288
>>711287
yeah his name is.....The Star Lord
No.711289
>>711285
I'm no much faer friendliness in the first place, and I definitely dinnae trust anythin' in pellet form.
Away wi ye, there's nae novelty enough here.
No.711290
>>711279
>smile falters just slightly
What would you want Ruby's hood for?
>>711283
>at least you can reach the top of the fridge without getting on your tiptoes
...clever. Hiding in plain sight. But I think I prefer camouflage.
>draws the handle from her parasol
>
>>711284
>hang in there, shortbro
>we're all gonna make it
No.711291
>>711287
>
Womp rat? That's a new one.
No.711292
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>>711288
Who?
>>711291
You've never heard of a womp rat?
Then you must not be one...
No.711293
>>711289
Now there's a familiar sight.
Hello, god-killer.
No.711294
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>>711285
...oh, so that's your angle.
>sneers
Everyone else's brains might have softened with the fresh air up here, but I'm not quite that stupid.
>boops his nonexistent nose
No.711295
>>711290
I'm going to take something from each of them, I like doing that
>>711292
the Star Lord.....come on
No.711296
>>711290
>the struggle never ends
>at least my best friend turns into a jetpack
>>711292
I'm a Lombax, actually. Not surprising that you didn't know, though. Most of the Lombaxes are gone now.
No.711297
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>>711294
Guess you don't wanna know all the secrets everyone's been keeping from you.
What's it like, to be willfully ignorant? I really don't know.
>>711289
You guys are no fun. Hmph.
No.711298
>>711290
>eyebrow raised
Dunnae ken what ye've in mind wi that wee butter knife, missy. If I did somethin' tae earn it, I would've rightly remembered.
>
Still, somethin' familiar.
>>711293
Wha-
>blink
Lord Dagda. No here faer a suicide, by any chance?
No.711299
>>711295
No idea who you're talking about.
>>711296
Ohhhh, right right!
No idea what you're talking about.
No.711300
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>>711298
Maybe when I'm done. Right now this boy and I are doing your job.
There's gods that need dying, you know. I'll be needing one of your spears. The kid's sword won't do it and if I push him too far he'll just explode again.
No.711301
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No.711302
>>711295
...souvenirs. Hmm.
>taps her chin
I want Yang's knuckle guns.
>>711296
>lucky you
>I have to get my boss' daughter to boost me
>she gives me such demeaning looks
>>711298
Size isn't important, it's how you use it, heehee.
>tucks the blade away
And nothing, as far as I know. You do seem...familiar, though.
>taps her boot against the floor
All that comes to mind is..."wee one"...
No.711303
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>>711302
dibs on her scarf! now what take from Weiss Blake and the other girl?
>well he remembers some of their names
No.711304
>>711299
Y'know... the Lombaxes. Most tech-savvy race in the universe? Got rid of the Cragmites?
>>711302
>have you considered investing in stilts?
No.711305
>>711297
Ahuhuhu, that's assuming that I care about anyone enough to be worried about the skeletons in their closets.
>...Frisk, but that's the exception
>her smile falters
No.711306
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>>711301
What's plan B?
>>711304
Nope, doesn't ring a bell. Must be a different galaxy.
No.711307
>>711306
WE DROP THE MOON ON SPIDER-MAN!
No.711308
>>711297
>pokan with Bolg
Where's yer voice stuff...
>>711300
I dinnae give me spears oat willy-nilly to jest anybody who up an asks for yin, Dagda.
Read the atmosphere, Fer Benn, there's nae market faer that kind ay thing anymore.
>>711302
There'd be many that gae by that moniker in my presence, lass. Ye'll have tae be mare specific.
>taps a Bolg on the ground
How ye use it depends on the bloke behind it, aye?
No.711309
>>711305
Guess you lost your chance then.
>pop
No.711310
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>>711308
I can see you're going to be difficult. How about this: we do something for you, and you give us what we need.
>
Maybe you didn't notice, but the celtic gods aren't the only ones. And I got my eyes on quarry that needs to go.
No.711311
>>711308
>held up by Bolg
Hey hey! Careful, you're going to cut my petal.
No.711312
>>711306
Their homeworld's in the Polaris Galaxy, but it's pretty barren nowadays.
>shrugs
Sucks that they're gone, but at least I'm still around.
No.711313
>>711307
That doesn't relate to anything we've talked about!
>>711312
Right, that's pretty far away. Far, far away...
I'm from the planet of Tatooine.
No.711314
>>711310
Ye'd be hard-pressed tae find anythin' I want.
No even ye wi yer harp and yer club can gi me what I fancy.
>buh
If ye mean the god ay the Covenant, ye'd be a bit late. That fallen yin's taken oar now.
>>711311
Aye?
No.711315
>>711313
.....shit ya right okay how about we make ya a bow tie fighter
No.711316
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>>711304
>it's hard to break someone's neck while balancing on stilts
>>711303
...Weiss and Blake. They're two separate people. And I want Blake's sword.
>mostly to sell to the Faunus degenerates
>damned animals worship their weapons like gods
>they just don't understand that a weapon only obeys the one holding it
>>711308
Indeed. And I've been told I handle mine very well.
>winks
I don't remember much beyond that. But I don't mind, that means I get to meet you for the first tie aaall over again.
>toothy grin
Who might you be?
No.711317
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>>711314
No... someone bigger. I want the head of the Crawling Chaos.
>
So there's nothing I can offer you? Nothing at all?
No.711318
>>711314
Y-you wouldn't hurt a poor, defenseless flower would you?
No.711319
>>711313
Neat. What's that place like?
>>711316
>o-oh
>well uh
>what about rocket boots?
No.711320
>>711316
Forward yin, aren't ye.
>like Uathach
>maybe I should let her out of the house more often
Lancer, dae it please ye. Whae'd ye be, wee missy.
>>711317
If I had a mind tae force the son ay Lugh intae daein me in like I wanted, I'd huv done it already.
>
Crawling Chaos, aye? Now that just sounds fun. Ye wouldn't take that away from an auld witch, would ye?
>>711318
Point me in the direction ay yin and I'll let ye know.
>Personal Skill: Wisdom of the Haunted Lands
"Jig's up" as they say.
No.711321
>>711315
Yes, yes...I like it.
How long will it take?
>>711319
You know what a desert is?
Now stretch it out to a whole planet.
With savage beasts and little hooded mechanics wandering around every corner. It's also home to Mos Eisley, which is a hive of scum and villainy.
No.711323
>>711320
...
...
...
So it is. You're gonna regret this.
No.711324
>>711316
you take their weapons I'll take....stuff....?
>>711321
a week, I need to make a really big bow tie
No.711325
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>>711320
And if I were to talk to my grandson myself and convince him to honor his promise?
>>711322
>this guy
>this guy
Morningstar. I'm a little upset you beat me to the punch.
No.711326
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>>711321
...Huh. I'm guessing you didn't have a very fun childhood.
No.711327
>>711323
I'll let you know the next time that bothers me, Singer of Seasons.
This might almost be considered trespass, you know.
No.711328
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>>711324
I don't have a week!
There must be a way to get a really big bow tie in just a day.
>>711326
The podracing was pretty wizard, but other than that no.
No.711329
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>>711319
>...
>now that would be interesting
>leans back in the recliner and stares at her heels
>how much
>>711324
You'd look stunning in Weiss' heels.
>snickers to herself
War trophies, though. Are you going to take Spider-Man's costume?
>>711320
I don't pussyfoot. Neopolitan, charmed. Not from around here, I take it?
No.711330
>>711328
if there is I'd like to know!
>>711329
fine I'll take there boots....and no I only want one thing from HIM
>you feel that salt?
>oh yes he's VARY salty
No.711331
>>711323
No likely.
>rolling a rune around in her hand
>>711325
>scowls
I dinnae need yer pity.
Make it worth me while the old-fashioned way, boy.
Ye still ken how, don't ye?
>>711329
How little ye ken, missy.
>shakes her head
...Like the choc ice?
No.711332
>>711327
You know what's trespassing? Your asshole "father" trying to wipe everyone else out over something as stupid as worship.
I'm willing to call it even.
>>711331
Pity's for the weak, god-killer. And you're not weak.
Why don't you name your price then.
No.711333
>>711331
>
There's worse things than death here. I'll make sure to show you.
No.711334
>>711328
Not sure what podracing is, but it definitely sounds fun.
>>711329
>go find a bunch of bolts and screws
>then we'll talk
No.711335
>>711330
Then I will find one.
>>711334
It's like racing with hovercrafts!
No.711336
>>711332
So he was a little overprotective.
Sue me.
>this kid
Your willingness to ingratiate yourself is duly noted, but calling it even would imply there's any gain there for me.
The times, they are a-changin'
No.711337
>>711332
Why dinnae ye shove off and I'll let ye know.
That's how it stands, ye cannoe give me what I want.
>>711333
That so?
>flicks the rune
>fwoosh
Been there and done that til it were no funny anymore, wee bloom. Try again.
No.711338
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>>711330
>I can taste the salt
>and it goes great with these fries
>grins
One of these days you'll get him.
>>711331
>touches her nose
>ding ding you got it
Creme glacee where I come from. But it's a good enough codename.
>glances at the flower and the snarling teenager
Quite the group of friends you've made~
No.711339
>>711335
Neat. Most people just ride around on hoverboards back home.
>Why were the races so difficult?!
>PTSD: suppressed
No.711340
>>711338
ya god damn right I will! then I'll squish all the other spiders too!
No.711341
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>>711336
Past is past, there's literally nothing for either of us to gain.
Well. Except the head of "that one". But that's mine. You already got yours.
>>711337
>rrrrrr
We'll see about that. Lugh's boy... what a pain in the ass.
This isn't over, Scathach. I need that spear.
No.711342
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>>711334
>now does it matter if I strip them from a live robot
>it's just not the same buying them at the hardware store
>>711340
I want the one in the hood.
>still angry about being called "kid's cone"
No.711343
>>711342
red one in the blue hood or girl in the white one?
No.711344
>>711339
Sounds pretty lame. A board doesn't seem as fun as a full-on hovercraft.
No.711345
>>711338
Call it the misfortune of me office.
>jeez
I ken it was a man what dressed as a bat that said it.
"When ye're top dog, everybody and they're sister will come after ye faer yer title"
Or somethin' like that.
Though I dinnae ken what wid drive a lass tae name herself after food...
>>711341
Then ye'll earn it like all the rest.
If I huv my say.
>waves off
No.711346
>>711341
Not the best idea to come into someone's house and tell him how he thinks.
That might invite more hostility than you can afford right now.
No.711347
File: 1450313521811.jpg (287.07 KB, 647x906, 647:906, ab1bfe785e9bc9e3cb81890ba1….jpg)
>>711345
>guh
Fine. I'll "earn" it.
>if I didn't like her so much rassum frassum
What would you have me do, Scathach of Skye.
>>711346
But it's not really your house, now is it? Not with that shadowy one dangling over your head.
Way I see it I'm doing us all a favor, even as you're about to say it's of no consequence.
No.711348
>>711342
>as long as it isn't the robot with green eyes and a red antenna
>he's special
>>711344
It kinda does, now that I think about it. Then again, some planets are way too crowded for everyone to own a big hovercraft.
No.711349
>>711348
But podracing doesn't have big hovercrafts! That's the best thing!
No.711350
>>711347
None to me, perhaps. For the foreseeable future, at least.
But bad news has a tendency to come together without trying.
I've got a much simpler plan in mind, anyway.
No.711351
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>>711343
Whitey.
>...
Don't think I've seen the other one in a long while.
>>711345
Doesn't sound like a very fun office to be in.
>nods understandingly
Never did like legacy titles. Too much attention. The world is built for the anonymous hand these days, and far be it from me to rock the boat.
>shrugs cheerily
The world is filled with enough "gritty" names these days, I thought I'd just choose something I like~
No.711352
>>711351
he pops up...so Spider-girl/woman
No.711353
>>711347
>don't make me come after you too, scrub
Tell me more ay this Crawly Chaos or what huv ye.
I willnae huv me geis used by a wee god wi losin' it tae monsters on the brain.
>>711351
>blink
Ye're a queer yin, wee missy. But I cannoe fault logic that straight.
>fiddling with a rune
No a way ay life I can say nae tae, either. There was a time, but that's aulder'n yer grandparents.
No.711354
>>711350
Simple's not fun.
>>711353
A god above gods. I was wondering why you didn't do him in yourself, made me go and find a nice freshly dead human to possess.
Beyond that I don't know. I've been busy killing off other gods for fun.
No.711355
>>711354
You've already lost touch with reality, Dagda.
Frankly I'm not even sure if it wasn't to fulfill some perverse mid-life crisis, but you're doing a well enough job at it already.
I'm going to wake him up.
No.711356
>>711349
Huh. Maybe I'll give it a shot someday.
No.711357
>>711354
I've been...busy.
>fucking parties what is this I'm a witch reeee
Gaunny stand by ye takin' me prey?
No.711358
>>711356
It's mostly for children, but you look like you'll fit right in.
No.711359
>>711355
Gilgamesh you're not, Morningstar. Nor is he someone you can easily dispose of. You'd have already done it if that was true.
Hell, I'm not even fit for it, but it'll be a damn fun time in the meanwhile!
>>711357
I was hoping you'd come with me if you wouldn't part with one of your spears.
Whaddya say, wanna kill some gods?
No.711360
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>>711348
>you care about what matters to you and to hell with the rest
>I like that
>>711352
I want that one's head. Kiddy cone my hind, I'll teach you to keep your quips to yourself...
>mumbles angrily to herself
>you've assimilated someone else into spider hate
>are you happy Carnage
>>711353
In more ways than one.
>I spy with my little eye...
>something magic
>makes a mental note of the symbol
Oh? Were you out for glory in the olden days?
>grins
Did you realize how pointless it all is.
No.711361
>>711359
That's the issue with you Celts, you share the same problems with the Scandinavians.
You only hear what you want to hear.
>gone
No.711362
>>711360
>no, but most the time I'm never happy
>pats side kick's head
we'll add them to the list
No.711363
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>>711358
...Are you trying to say I'm short?
>>711360
>rules mean nothing to me
>I am space rat, hear me roar
No.711364
>>711359
>wut
I'll huv tae get back tae ye oan that.
>Setanta's gonna give me so much shit for shit god damn it
>literally
>reeeee
>>711360
>u wot
Of a sort.
Killin' everythin' what moved wis a keen idea before, but the end prize wis somethin' I could huv daen wi oat.
No.711365
>>711363
Yes.
>Vader don't fuck around
No.711366
>>711364
Fine, fine.
...
>fiddling with a smartphone
>playing Grand Order
Hey, it's you.
No.711367
>>711365
...I really should be expecting this kinda thing by now.
No.711369
>>711367
Well you're not the shortest person I've met.
No.711370
>>711362
>I-I hope I make you happy sometimes
>nods firmly
Good.
>>711363
>good
>don't ever let anyone tell you what to do, they've got no right
>and when you're finally standing above them, burn everything they hold dear
>...don't try that shit with me though, I'll cut you~
>>711364
And what was this "end prize"?
No.711371
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>>711368
This is actually pretty fun.
I can kill tiny people and never run out!
>0 AP
Dammit.
No.711372
>>711370
>sure, you, Milly, Juri, dad, and the kid
well have to work the Spiders into 2016
No.711373
>>711369
...You mean there're people out there shorter than me?
>>711370
>b-but being cut hurts
No.711374
>>711370
>just kinda
>impales herself
>totally fine
I'm sure ye can guess.
>>711371
>spletch comes the Bolg out of her
>cough
Guh.
Watch out faer the apples, they're wily.
No.711375
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>>711373
There's an entire species.
More than one species.
No.711376
>>711374
>blood all over him
>totally okay with it
Say. I got a question for you.
If your own spear won't kill you, what makes you think Cu Chulainn using your spear can?
No.711377
>>711376
Because he'll huv tae.
>it is literally all I have left
>Uathach kept crying
No.711378
>>711372
>love you too, boss
Aww. I'll see you at home, then.
>>711373
>does it ever
>...I mean, I wouldn't know, but everyone I've cut seemed pretty...in pain
>and dead
>>711374
>I've seen a lot of things
>but that's still a bit jarring
I...yes, I gather.
>pokes the spear
Doesn't that hurt...?
No.711379
>>711378
sounds good, I gotta fix the car
No.711380
>>711375
That... kinda makes me feel better, I guess.
>>711378
>I always preferred blunt force trauma
>that's what the wrench is for
No.711381
>>711377
Yeah, well... try not to die before you kill me. That's how it's gonna end anyways. Rather it be someone I know, not give an enemy the satisfaction.
>beepboop
Humans sure make cool stuff.
>
I think this kid's mindset is affecting me.
No.711383
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>>711378
Mind the tip, will ye.
>disperses the spear
Trespassed on domain outside ay me oan, cannoe gae oat like a human anymore.
>>711381
I ken Ghrian níos éadroime pointed that yin oat well enough faer ye.
Why no get that dottir ay yers.
No.711384
>>711380
Well it should.
>>711382
>lots of space people here
No.711385
>>711379
Au revoir~
>>711380
>blunt force is always fun
>impaling is just my thing, though
>>711383
>unable to be killed
>these are things that are relevant to me
Ou as-tu ete toute ma vie
>ahem
I mean, how far did you have to wander to end up like that?
No.711386
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>>711383
Birgid's busy with what's left of us Celts while I do this thing. Not like I'm in leading condition stuck in the body of some wannabe demon hunter kid.
>
So was your outfit always a really tight bodysuit?
>blatantly staring
No.711387
>>711384
>
Well, most Lombaxes aren't short. I just wound up on the wrong end of the gene pool.
>>711385
>interesting
>how do you feel about disintegration and burning people alive
No.711388
>>711385
Haunted Lands. Where nae lad, lass, or even god made it their business tae huv a walkabout.
>
>frown
But I'm no yin tae talk aboat meself.
>>711386
Dinnae gae playin' at bein' me boy, boy.
>[M E N A C I N G]
No.711389
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>>711387
Guess that's just your problem, then.
No.711390
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>>711388
Older than you by my fair share, lass. Just 'cause you can kill me doesn't make me a child.
>still staring
>eyes flickeran from spoopgreen to usual brown
No.711391
>>711382
AH! A SPACE WOMAN!
No.711392
>>711387
>burning always leaves a smell
>particle disintegration though, I like that
>watching them twitch as they turn into glowing corn flakes is a spectacle to see
>>711388
Sore topic? I'm sorry, we can drop it if you like.
>I know all I need to know
>research postehaste
>>>
Are you going to gut the little brat?
No.711393
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>>711384
>it's the great space coaster
>>711391
Aah, a symbiote. See, I can do that too.
No.711394
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>>711389
Yeah... being short's not all bad, though.
>>711392
>have you ever turned someone into a sheep before smashing their face in
>I have
>space weapons are fun
No.711395
>>711393
.....damnit! don't make me kidnap you again!
No.711396
No.711397
>>711390
Couldae fooled me.
>whack
>>711392
No this time, we've a date later if I've a mind fay it.
>hmm
Huv a...good yin.
>is that how you say goodbye
>disappears
No.711398
>>711393
>i want to get off
>>711394
It seems pretty bad.
No.711399
>>711397
Ow!
Who the hell was that?
No.711400
>>711394
>...now that I haven't done
>how in the world did you manage that
>>711397
>cute
I'll be seeing you~
No.711401
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>>711400
You know that lady? She hits like a brick.
>bleeding from the back of his head
No.711402
>>711398
>shrugs
Apparently people around here think it's cute. Then they try to squeeze the life out of me like I'm a stuffed animal and- Okay yeah, it's bad,
>>711400
>The Sheepinator
>it turns people into sheep
No.711403
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>>711398
>Rosalina says:
>"The ride never ends."
>>711395
>that was a vacation
>a week of playing board games and singing campy prison tunes
...as appealing as that sounds, there's no one around to, ehm, "save" me this time, so you may want to hold off.
No.711404
>>711402
...how much
>>711401
I...think I do. From somewhere.
>little hearts bubble around her skull
She roughed you up, huh.
No.711405
>>711402
I wouldn't know.
>>711403
>fuck
No.711406
>>711404
I'll say...
>checks his phone
Dagda, what's the big deal?
>What? I just borrowed your body to catch up with an old frenemy.
Sheesh... warn a guy.
>Get good. I want her spear, and you'll need it for the mission.
Guh.
No.711407
>>711403
.....no one around eh? what no space knight to save you?
No.711408
>>711404
>tosses the gun to Neo
>something something Merry Christmas
>>711405
What, nobody's ever tried to hug you before?
No.711409
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No.711410
>>711409
.....fucking really? you two are back together!?
No.711411
File: 1450318869367.png (151.46 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_nmzegg2LWA1t2xcwyo9….png)
So Saber already returned to the black form? Shame. I wanted to play with her like that a little more.
>gluuuuug
No.711412
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>>711405
Mr. Skywalker. I didn't think you had been revived.
>>711407
>...
>I'll humor the dear, he needs it
Weeell, my three champions are off attending to other business, so...no. No space knight to save me.
>>711409
Well, don't I look foolish.
No.711413
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>>711408
Do I look huggable to you?
>>711412
Revived?
I never died.
And that name means nothing to me anymore.
No.711414
>>711412
well looks like Same-Song is back in the game
No.711415
>>711410
No. But it's still my job to blow you up sometimes.
It's just business.
>>711412
Princess.
No.711417
>>711415
when did blowing me up get to be ya job?
No.711418
>>711411
>
>right on top of Gil
No.711419
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>>711413
Most thought you expired at the hands of Luke. But perhaps there was an oversight.
>>711414
Namedropping is a powerful ally, Mr. Kasady.
>>711415
Good to see you again, Ms. Aran. Thank you for...rescuing me.
>barely containing laughter
No.711420
>>711413
...Not really, no.
No.711421
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>>711417
Flash said if I smeared you on a wall he'd buy me a beer.
>>711419
The contract held up. I intend to do what I'm paid to.
>trying not to sound entirely cold
>tfw suit's vocalizers rob emotion
No.711422
>>711416
>Mini Gil!?
>>711418
>Mudbae now standing on shoulders
Back already? I thought I managed to throw you pretty far this time.
No.711423
>>711419
I've only had one fight with the boy, and in that I lopped his hand off.
I don't recall one where he may've won.
>>711420
And now you know why.
No.711424
>>711422
>Guess who got fresh Saber teaaaars?
No.711425
File: 1450319443974.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)
>>711419
you and ya damn allies!
>>711421
ha! not like he'll drink it
No.711426
>>711422
>huggu
>that turns into a full-body wrap
>like so
>>
You forget, I can make myself faster by weakening my other attributes!
No.711427
>>711423
Oh... well, uh... this is awkward.
No.711428
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>>711421
>is she still angry
>I won't plague her with conversation
I know you will. Thank you again.
>bows her head shortly
>>711423
...when you were shocked by the late Emporer, and your respirator stopped functioning. But again, I may have heard wrong. Apologies, Lod Vader.
>>711425
Listen, from one friend to another...it was better her than Mario.
No.711429
>>711425
I might as well.
>>711428
>pop goes the helmet
Are you alright?
No.711430
>>711428
how's he like, I only met his brother once
No.711431
>>711427
More uncomfortable indeed.
>>711428
The late Emperor?
He's still alive too and left me on this planet to die.
Hmmm...this confirms previous suspicions.
No.711432
>>711424
>Good job, Mini Gil!
>As a reward I will restore
>>711426
>ah the constriction!
Those interchangeable stats of yours... It's an advantage you have over other heroes. A good way to counter my nearly limitless treasures too.
No.711433
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>>711429
Samus is a woman!?
No.711434
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>>711432
Gil! Gil! I met my Master!
She's really nice.
I know you fixed the microwave to help me, but you remember I was summoned a long time before that.
Sorry I didn't tell you before...
No.711435
>>711429
Of course, of course, I'm fine.
>bites back a joke about the emotional trauma of being kidnapped
I appreciate the concern.
>>711430
Mario...
>nostalgic look
Just a very plain man with an unfortunate set of circumstances. Though I will say that "Doctor Mario" isn't just a nickname. Smart, when he chooses to be.
>>711431
>Palpy is still alive
>ohoooo shit I need to visit that old bat
...
>catches herself spacing out
Oh? What suspicions are those, might I ask?
No.711436
>>711431
Right... uh...
>
>Space Rat has bailed
No.711437
File: 1450320160483.jpg (258.13 KB, 775x1280, 155:256, tumblr_nogdfcwTfM1uoj9ako1….jpg)
>down down down
>to the bottom of the /leeg/
No.711438
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>>711433
Really?
>>711435
I'm glad.
>eee
You... uh.
>...
Dinner?
No.711439
>>711432
You said you came out of that microwave. Were you lying then?
No.711440
>>711435
While myself and the 501st were traveling to this backwater planet...we found ourselves in a sort of...wormhole.
This may be an alternate reality...or the future...or something of the sort.
>>711436
>[continued breathing]
No.711441
>>711438
HAHA!
>>711435
I know a Doctor
he's a time lord!
No.711442
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>>711437
>!
>forms wings to flap up and catch tinyMastah
You should not play up there!
>>711439
I did?
>blink
I was formally summoned, but my Master was nowhere to be seen, so the Anguished One supplied my prana until you found me.
No.711443
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>>711438
...
>dokidoki goes the korokoro
I'd like that very much, Samus. Any place you had in mind?
>>711440
>more holes between dimensions
That happens much more than you would think around this specific dimension. I'd strap in for a bit of a culture shock if I were you.
>>711441
Yes, the Doctor.
>I don't even want to talk about the terrorists from Gallifrey
>rubs her temples
If you see that one around, tell him I want to see him.
No.711444
>>711442
...So it was all for nothing then.
>I got my arm cut off for nothing god dammit
>deep breath
Very well. Where is your master now?
>>711437
Oh?
No.711445
>>711443
I am prepared for it...
But I must also be prepared to finish off the old man if that is not the case.
He stranded me and the 501st here...and I will make him regret such a decision.
No.711446
>>711444
I planned to tell you when I found my Master, and so I have.
>spots the frown
>ruh roh
I am sorry... I did not think it was important enough to bring up since we are together again.
No.711447
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>>711446
>the frown is not leaving, Enk
It's alright, it's alright. I just... Don't know how to feel knowing my efforts were wasted. It's a passing sentiment, don't worry. Wasn't your master that wolf?
No.711448
>>711447
She was good. But that was a different War, remember? The one before this one.
I don't know who won. I must've lost, then.
No.711449
>>711448
>I'm so confused right now
>Kirei help
I see... I must have won. That's the only way I could think you would have lost. Or we fought and it ended in a draw. Oh well.
>shrug
I wonder how Tine is doing...
No.711450
>>711449
>blink
Gilgamesh? Why aren't we killing the other Servants? Is that not why we're here?
No.711451
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>>711450
You're only asking me this now? The Grail destabilized and started spitting out servants. There is no war, Enkidu. Much less a point for one. If there was I assure you there would be a lot less mongrels walking around.
No.711452
>>711451
>yanks on his hair
>
I'm emptyheaded!
...oh. Ohh. I'm okay with this.
No.711453
>>711452
I thought you'd be. Truth be told, I'm enjoying this peaceful times. It's no Uruk, of course. But spending time with those fools can be somewhat entertaining.
>And Saber tears
>MMmmmmm
No.711454
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>>711453
I like the fashion of this era.
>
You know, Saber doesn't cry as much. It's nice. I don't like seeing people sad.
No.711455
>picking up loose change off the floor
No.711456
>>711454
You're right on that!
>Saber doesn't cry as much
>Not when people are around he doesn't
So what you have planned for the Christmas party?
No.711457
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>>711456
Hydra meat!
>entirely forgot it's 100% poisonous and inedible without a specific NP
>Enk please
The dragon knight and I found a living one. We haven't killed it yet so it'll be fresh on Christmas Eve!
No.711458
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>>711455
Now that's some scrounging potential.
No.711459
>>711458
Ah-
You can't have any.
No.711460
>>711455
>commoner alert
>>711457
>I know what I'm feeding Faker
Ha! Good job, Enkidu. It seems I wasn't the only one who went monster hunting.
No.711461
>>711459
You fuckin' what?
No.711462
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No.711463
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>>711460
>i'm not poor i'm just financially challenged
>>711461
The cash. It's mine.
No.711464
>>711463
Nickels and dimes aren't worth taking from little kids.
Who even are you, kid?
No.711465
>>711462
What do you think I have been doing this whole time? Uahahahaha! But this is a story for another time.
>>711463
>Too bad if you were poor I would have given you a golden brick
No.711466
>>711465
We really are two of soul! I can't wait to see what you're going to wrangle!
No.711467
>>711464
Hakurei's shrine maiden. Reimu.
>>711465
>ok you have my attention
No.711468
>>711467
>uh
Nanashi. I kill gods and that kinda crap.
>spoopy green eye glow
>We kill gods and that kind of crap.
No.711469
>>711466
Uahahaha! It is a sight to behold, I'll tell you that. Also, don't you think we should get a more appropriate tree?
>>711467
>Too late you lost your chance
No.711470
>>711468
Kinda like an exterminator?
No.711471
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>>711469
But evergreens don't grow here. Where would we get one?
No.711472
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>>711470
I guess you could put it like that.
No.711473
>>711471
Have you forgotten my gate holds all of the treasures of the old world? I can get a tree like no other without a problem!
>GoB spits a seed into Gilgs' hand
Hmm, this will do!
>Shoots a hole into the floor and tosses the seed into it
Step back Enkidu
>Huge ass tree bursting out of the hole and through the ceiling in 3, 2,1...
No.711474
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>>711469
>please I need money
>>711472
Is there any other way to put it?
No.711475
>>711473
Eh?
>skewered pretty much immediately
>and then twists downwards like a coil
Oops!
No.711476
>>711474
"God-killer" pretty much sums it up.
>pops the smartphone off of its arm-holster thing
>Grand Order time
Haha, Santa Alter looks great.
No.711477
>>711474
>Praise me
>>711475
I warned you.
>sitting on one of the branches
Now this is a much better tree! And once we decorate it, it will be worthy of kings!
No.711479
>>711477
I love it! My friend, seeing such natural beauty sets my heart at ease. Swamps are full of so many dead trees, this font of life makes me happy.
>>711478
Eh?
No.711480
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>>711479
>it's a Klansman, Enkidu!
>wait no it's just Moon Knight
...Hello.
No.711481
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>>711476
What's that?
>>711477
>gibe money pls
No.711482
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>>711481
S'a mobile game my friends got me into. Turns out my luck's better than theirs.
>rollan with Scathach
No.711483
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>>711479
I knew you would like it! And it will get better!
>>711481
>ACCEPT ME AS YOUR KING
No.711484
>>711480
Can you breathe with that bag on your head?
>>711483
Better?!
No.711485
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>>711484
>nods
I'd have suffocated by now if I couldn't.
No.711486
>>711482
Who's that? Is that Benkei?
>>711483
>ok
>money now?
No.711487
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>>711486
God no, Benkei sucks.
>Majorly.
This event is weird. Not too sure about the "bingo" thing.
So if you're a shrine maiden, that means you're really far from home. Aren't you chicks supposed to stay there?
No.711488
>>711484
>nods
Every Christmas Tree needs decorations, right? If it looks good now then it's bound to look better when it shines, right?
>Gil Gil Machine time
I'll do some research, you watch the tree for me, alright?
>Gilgamesh awaaay~
>>711486
>Steal some tears
>Then maaaaybe we'll talk
No.711489
>>711485
You humans are something else.
>>711488
I'll do that, my friend!
No.711490
>>711487
No one comes to the shrine and Marisa's busy today anyway. It's better than going down that geyser again.
>...
This game looks expensive...
No.711491
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>>711489
What do you mean? Wearing a mask isn't that big of a deal.
No.711492
>>711490
Only if you give it money. I don't. Got better stuff to spend it on. Like bullets.
No.711493
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>>711491
But you can breathe with it on. They always warn people not to put bags over their heads!
No.711494
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>>711493
It's not like my mask is made of plastic. Even if something did happen, I have a bad habit of not staying dead.
No.711495
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>>711494
You really take that for granted, don't you.
No.711496
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>>711492
You use bullets to kill gods?
No.711497
>>711495
To some extent, yeah. Might as well take advantage of everything I have.
No.711498
>>711496
Pfft, no. I use'em on the things that get between me and my quarry.
>spoopflicker
>Dagda's home
>chief of the Celt gods represent
Still working on raising the kid's strength up to handle a full blown god anywho.
No.711499
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>>711497
If you think that's wise, I won't dissuade you.
No.711500
>>711499
Thanks. It's nice to not get lectured for once.
No.711501
>>711500
I'm not good at lectures.
>
I'm emptyheaded!
>Enk no don't do that you just met the guy
No.711502
>>711498
I bet Patchouli would know who that is.
>scratching her head
So what is it?
No.711503
>>711501
>not even remotely spooked
>Moonman's seen some shit
...Do you do that a lot?
No.711504
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>Christmas
>I hate Christmas
>I think
>am I still Jewish
No.711505
>>711502
What's what, kid. You ask a lot of questions you know that?
No.711506
>>711504
>happy holidays
>>711505
I don't get out a lot. I gotta stay in the shrine so much I barely get a chance to leave to the outside world.
No.711507
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>>711503
Sometimes.
>hair turning into antler horns on its own
>such is life as mudbae
>>711504
>:D
No.711508
>>711506
So specify, I'm a busy god.
>kinda
No.711509
>>711504
>am I still Jewish?
>who knows anymore
>>711507
>w o t
Uh-huh.... Next you'll tell me you're made of clay or something.
No.711510
>>711506
>Why does she look like Pryde
>I don't like Pryde
>>711507
>ok seriously what the fuck is that
Intriguing...
>>711509
Moon Knight.
No.711511
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>>711509
>manually shaping them into bull horns
Eh? How'd you guess?
>>711510
Hi!
No.711512
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>>711508
You're a god? Man, they really come in all shapes and sizes.
>>711510
Do I have something on my face?
No.711513
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>>711510
Magneto. Long time since I've seen you anywhere.
>>711511
Luck, mostly. Clay was the first thing that came to mind.
No.711514
>>711512
So do you humans. I'm just borrowing this kid's body since he made a contract to be my godslayer.
No.711515
>>711511
...Greetings.
>mutant?
>maybe
>>711512
>how do I into with young people
Do you?
>nailed it
>>711513
X-Force and Summers are finished needlessly consuming my time. The restoration of Genosha is my top priority.
>
And golf.
No.711516
>>711513
You're good!
>>711515
What's a Genosha?
No.711517
>>711515
I assume you just manipulate golf clubs with your powers instead of actually swinging.
>>711516
Nice to know my detective skills are improving. Maybe I'll be able to figure out things that aren't homicide cases someday.
No.711518
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>>711514
Possession's kind of rude, though.
>>711515
>pleasetellmeihavemoneyonmyface
>checking
>none
>aw
Dammit.
No.711519
>>711518
Don't give a damn. My property anyhow.
No.711520
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>>711516
A homeland. My homeland, for myself and individuals like me.
>wire crown
You too, I believe, might be like me.
>>711517
No.
My putting is excellent, I'll have you know.
Still gallivanting around, I see.
>>711518
>uh
What a strange child.
No.711521
>>711519
So you're one of those king gods?
>>711520
Ah, speaking for which, do you happen to have any loose change to donate to the Hakurei shrine?
No.711522
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>>711520
Not like I have much else to do these days. Especially since the Avengers only ask for my help once in a blue moon.
>blinks
...Pun not intended.
No.711523
>>711520
Eh?
>
No... I don't think we're the same.
>>711517
It's possible.
No.711524
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>>711521
Dagda, chief of the Celtic gods.
I swear, this human possession thing just doesn't cut it sometimes but damned if I'm gonna make another avatar after the last one.
No.711525
>>711521
Is this shrine run by mutants, celebrating mutant gods?
Assuming the answer is to the contrary, then no.
>>711522
I'm sure.
Not like I mean to make it any of my business, but where's the ambition in you people today.
Trask is just as happy to launch drones at us as he is to make derogatory Twitter posts.
I haven't seen anyone bleed in months.
>>711523
I see.
>fucking Inhumans
No.711526
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>>711525
>get your shitty mist crap outta here
>I make En-Sabbah Nur look young
I'm Enkidu. Who're you?
No.711527
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>>711524
Did the last one blow up or something?
>>711525
Uh... That Kaenbyou cat girl probably counts. Do cat ears count?
No.711528
>>711523
It's only possible if I try and make it happen. Least I have something to work towards now,
>>711525
Ambition's dead and gone, Erik. People are only interested in instant gratification these days. It's sad.
No.711529
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>>711527
Doesn't matter anymore, I guess. Kid's not bad. Strong enough to cut loose for a few seconds.
For a human that's impressive.
No.711530
>>711526
>k
>
>>711527
There have been far too many homo felis recently...
>especially that one in the coat
But it's not in my best interest to turn them away.
>floats a quarter over
>>711528
Which means enacting real change will be a cakewalk. None of you people will lift a finger.
No.711531
>>711530
>watching the quarter
Neat. I can do this!
>
>>711528
A goal is always nice. Mine is to keep being Gilgamesh's friend until the end of time, like I promised.
No.711532
>>711530
Even if we did, some mutants are borderline unstoppable. You take weapons like Sentinels out of the equation and humanity's got no shot against an army of mutants.
>>711531
Forever's a long time, y'know. Not that I'm gonna stop you.
No.711533
>>711531
A metamorph.
What are you, child, if not a mutant.
>and how do I get one
>>711532
The flattery is really unnecessary.
But there will always be those few that have to ruin everything for the majority.
I aim to fix that.
No.711534
>>711533
Child? I already said I'm Enkidu. Haven't you heard the story of Gilgamesh and I?
>>711532
What about it?
No.711535
>>711533
How? By killing them?
>>711534
I'm just saying you'll have to find a way to keep things interesting.
No.711536
>>711529
That sounds pretty scary. Just don't come to Gensokyo.
>>711530
>HAHA YES
Your kindness and generosity is appreciated sir!
No.711537
>>711536
I feel as if I've been issued a challenge.
No.711538
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>>711534
I don't have much of an opportunity to do idle reading.
>>711535
Morbid, but fair.
The same way I compose myself.
But you won't spare a second thought, will you.
>>711536
>that child is drooling over a quarter
>and I thought I was Jewish
>rides the rimshot out
No.711539
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>>711535
We've already been at it for ten thousand years.
>>711538
That guy needs a hobby.
No.711540
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>>711538
It'd be hypocritical of me to judge.
>>711539
>low whistle
Impressive. I don't know if I'd be able to stay friends with someone for that long.
No.711541
>sitting on a fat stack of old books
>somewhat burned
>reading a folder
This is going to be complicated.
No.711542
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>>711537
Really, don't. Yukari'll get mad and make me do things again.
>>711538
>ah man I got a quarter holy shit I might be able to get some food yes
No.711543
>>711542
Sounds like a bitch. The hell's this broad got against me?
No.711544
>quietly singing
Dashing through the snow~
On a horse open sleigh~
O'er the fields we go~
Laughing all the way~
>
Obviously that part is optional.
No.711545
>>711544
>still pouring over all dese books
>hand out expectantly
Ticket for the night. Fork it over.
No.711546
>>711545
>hmph!
Not with that attitude, you won't get a thing from me.
I spent at least five minutes setting up that bingo contraption, you will participate.
And not just so I can get the deposit back.
No.711548
>>711543
She doesn't like it when people make noise in Gensokyo. Seriously. There was a geyser that popped up near my shrine and she made e investigate it. You know what was at the bottom? Hell.
No.711549
>>711547
You don't have enough tickets to train me.
>guhuh
>
Also I can't find it, there are too many of these useless blue crystals in here.
No.711550
>>711548
That sounds... cool.
Might actually go with you sometime.
No.711552
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>>711549
Suddenly I've forgotten where I put the Nutella.
No.711553
>>711552
You wouldn't dare.
>squint
>cue the western showdown music
>tosses a tumbleweed out of the sack
You are a cajoling, stubborn sow and you don't deserve this.
>ticket: forked
No.711554
>>711553
>tucks it into her boobpocket
Uh huh.
>back to readan
The fire damaged a lot, but I bet I could recreate one of these...
No.711555
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>>711550
Nah, I wouldn't bother if I were you. It sucks down there. It's really hot and people talk a lot.
>>711551
>cheers for the hot spring tho
No.711556
>>711554
>I will have your secrets
Hmph.
>didn't even comment on my singing I see how it is
>munches a drumstick bitterly
I've heard that a lucrative publishing license is necessary before making a book.
Or you could skip the boring part and go straight to the movie.
>nodnod
No.711557
>>711555
The decor wasn't to your liking?
The Fields of Pain were in fallow just then, the skin peelings were falling in the autumn fire.
No.711558
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>>711555
Know what else sucks? Being bored.
Which I am.
No.711559
>>711556
I'm thinking about making a homunculus.
No.711560
>>711559
That's stupid and also retarded.
>looking around for a napkin
>wipes her mouth on the sack
>right next to all the other mouth marks
Why would you ever need a homosexual to confide in, Master. We all know about the diary.
No.711561
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>>711557
The Palace of the Earth Spirits was fine I guess. The hellfire made it too toasty.
>>711558
That's why I'm here. If you wanna go don't let me stop you though.
No.711562
>>711560
>that sack is grody
Iunno, I confide in you all the time.
>guhuhu
We need an actual maid. Who cleans. Instead of making my apartment even dirtier.
I think we almost killed Black Saber and Saber with the mess we made last night.
No.711563
>>711561
It's always about the Windowless Rooms with you people.
I'm surprised the ground didn't eat you, really.
No.711564
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>>711561
Rewind, why're you here?
No.711565
>>711563
>floats up
>tada
>>711564
Because the shrine's boring. The Hakurei Barrier won't need maintenance for awhile and everyone else is busy.
No.711566
>>711562
It's their fault for walking in at the time they did.
>little does she know
>it was I, Alter, that told them to do that
Netflix is hardly so important it can mean interrupting the kin-
>blink
Master. I have a strong like for you that is synonymous with that other L-word.
I am a patient, adorable Santa.
What I won't abide are bald faced lies just to tell them.
No.711568
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>>711566
>
You're cute when you get like that, y'know.
Which is why we're getting a maid.
No.711569
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>>711565
So let's make shit interesting.
No.711570
>>711568
I am a maid!
>uh
I mean...I own the appropriate attire and exhibit all the qualities sought after in cold, regal maid types that I totally didn't find on the internet thing.
>tch
>inhales the pocky
No.711571
>>711570
When was the last time you cleaned something not slathered in chocolate-hazelnut spread.
I'm taking a page out of the Einzbern's book. Literally.
No.711572
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>>711567
Yeah? No? Okay.
>drops down
>>711569
You know what'd be interesting? If you donated to the Hakurei shrine.
No.711573
>>711572
You know what else would be interesting? If that actually happened. Because I'm not a sucker.
No.711574
>>711571
Irrelevant! I won't go gentle into that good night!
>hops on the sack
Einzberns are trolls! They did that one plane crash everyone pretends to care about! And-
>slips
>stuffed animals fall out of the sack
>and dozens of tickets
...Those aren't mine.
No.711575
>>711574
>aaaand
>sat on
>tucks four more tickets into her boobpocket
You steal Christmas, I steal from you. Funny, it's a big cycle of thievery.
You know what group of people were famous for stealing things and ideas and calling it their own?
Romans.
No.711576
>>711572
>
What you can do for me is relay a message to Miss Knowledge for me.
I may even be tempted to donate.
No.711577
>>711575
>this is fine
>this is not fine
>blink
And?
>half ROMA represent
>!
You have to pay for those!
No.711579
>>711573
Come oooonnnn. I need the donations!
>>711576
>!!!
At once, sir!
No.711580
>>711579
I'm a harvest god, not a god of fortune. I'm sure you Japanese have a few of those lying around.
>
Y'know. Before I inevitably kill them for sport.
No.711581
>>711579
>tosses some money toward Reimu
Happy now?
No.711582
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>>711580
What kind of harvest god goes around killing things?
>>711581
Thank you Mr. Ghost.
No.711583
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>>711582
Harvesting lives. Come on now.
It's not all about crops.
No.711584
>>711582
Huh. Nobody's called me a ghost in a long time.
No.711585
>>711583
Oh you're a death god too. Man you celtic guys do a lot of things.
>>711584
Well you're... no wait you're actually alive.
No.711586
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>>711585
We sure do. Trade duties with Cernunnos a lot.
>eyes flickering
And I'm bored. Time for the kid to shine again.
No.711587
>>711585
Depends on your definition of "alive." I've died plenty of times.
No.711588
>>711578
What are you plotting over there.
Give me my tickets back!
No.711589
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>>711588
No.
>uh oh
>she's smiling
No.711590
>>711586
Cernunnos... Is he the crops god?
>?
You gonna beat someone up?
>>711587
Yeah it kinda shows. And who's that in there?
>pointing at her own head
No.711591
>>711590
Talk about an out of body experience. Sheesh.
No.711592
>>711589
>but things happen when she smiles
You're being awfully short and not dedicated today.
>flailing
This is absurd, nobody puts Alter in a corner!
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>>711592
>sit
>these glutes are pillowy yet stronk
Sing for me.
No.711595
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>>711591
>uh
Hey, wanna donate to the Hakurei Shrine?
>>711593
I'm a shrine maiden. I've done exorcisms before, I know what possession looks like.
No.711596
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>>711595
You're asking for money when you're holding a thick stack of bills?
No.711597
>>711595
Makes sense. But uh... it's a long story.
>Is it storytime already? Hold on, I'll go get the popcorn.
No.711598
>>711594
>!
This is demeaning.
No.711599
>>711598
You were complaining earlier under your breath, what's the hold up?
No.711600
>>711596
>looks at the bills
>looks back
It's for a good cause.
>>711597
>holds up a hand
It's alright, I hear enough stories as it is. I bet it's some sort of curse anyway.
No.711601
>>711599
I only know the one song.
No.711602
>>711600
>phone get
Dagda what the hell did you do?
>I may have spent your money earlier on all those patches you're wearing. Also the piercing. Also the glowing tattoos.
What?
>Oh, no. Wait. The tattoos are on the house.
No.711603
>>711601
I know. I like it. So sing.
>nestlan in
No.711604
>>711600
You could say that...
>and then Moon Knight explained his origin story for the thirtieth time
>blah blah mercenary work
>blah blah Raoul Bushman
>blah blah death
>blah blah Egyptian moon god
>blah blah superheroes
No.711605
>>711603
>hmph
...Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
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>>711605
>~
>I'll just
>have Arthur help me prepare the homunculus maid
You've done well, Alter.
Here.
No.711607
>>711602
You got tattoos for free, I don't see the problem.
>>711604
Is getting possessed by gods a common thing around here or something?
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>>711607
Now I'm broke! Again!
No.711609
>>711606
>ho you better hope I don't find about about that
Fool, I'm not some dog you can congratulate so easily!
>...
>nom
No.711610
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>>711607
Looks like it. Some gods really don't have anything better to do.
No.711611
>>711609
>it's not Pocky Day
>but fuck you
>smek
>and om
Now let's go home.
No.711612
>>711611
>>:c
I'm not singing on the way.
>I'm not
>sleigh get
>MORGAN
No.711613
>>711608
I feel your pain.
>hand on his shoulder
>pockets her wad
>>711610
Well...
>I could do it
>i should do it
>nah I'll wait til Yukari nags me
They're not doing anything bad, are they?
No.711614
>>711613
Other than annoying us all to hell and back? Not really.
No.711615
>>711613
God, between you and Dagda, my wallet's doomed.
>Kid, we're going on a montage. You ain't gonna kill gods the way you are now!
...Crap.
>Step to it!
>glowy eyes
>marches off to MONTAGE