No.711940
>Attention, all personnel - we interrupt your sweet dreams to bring you the following nightmare.
No.711943
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No.711945
>>711944
Which is always a good thing.
No.711946
>>711945
Ahri do ya know what a edema is?
No.711947
>>711946
I probably should.
No.711948
>>711947
would ya like one?
No.711949
>>711948
I think I'll politely refuse this time around.
No.711950
>>711949
TOO BAD! now hold still
No.711951
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>>711950
>backflips away
>standing on a wall
You gotta catch me first!
No.711952
>>711951
seeing how I can tag someone like Spider-Man, ya ain't in the same game as me
No.711953
>>711952
But I'm neither spider nor man.
No.711954
>>711953
yeah ya much more of a disappointment
No.711955
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>>711954
What, standing on a wall isn't enough?
>walks onto the ceiling
No.711956
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>>711955
ppphhft no! hell I can do that
No.711957
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>>711956
>hops back onto the ground
I'm curious to know what it would take to impress you.
No.711958
>>711957
you don't got what it takes to impress me
No.711959
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No.711961
>>711960
I'm not killing Flash.
No.711962
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>>711961
then you failed to impress me
No.711963
>>711962
How come you don't kill him?
No.711964
>>711963
not for a lack of trying!
No.711965
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>>711964
Ohh, so that's why you'd be impressed.
No.711966
>>711965
yes! now ya going to kill him or not?
No.711967
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>>711966
I always thought it was because you just never felt like it. And no, I'm not killing him.
No.711968
>>711967
don't be a punk Ahri, first ya all "I don't want an edema", now ya all "I don't want to kill Flash"
No.711969
>>711968
I do what I want!
>...
That sounded a little too Janna.
No.711971
>>711970
>sheepish grinning
Don't worry, don't worry, it doesn't matter, really!
No.711972
>>711971
Ahri I'll bully you
No.711973
Assassin, you're staring at TV static.
>
It's not even on a channel, what do you see in that?
No.711974
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>>711972
You bully me anyway!
No.711975
>>711973
We see dead people.
No.711976
>>711975
That doesn't sound very healthy.
No.711977
>>711974
yes but now I'll think about not bullying you for a second
No.711978
>>711975
...Right.
>lolly: get
So what's the holdup on this shitty war thing, I've been out of the loop.
No.711979
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>>711976
>?
>!
>hiding behind her bowl of gem, exp cards and tears
>>711978
Grail broken, nothing happening. But all the Servants are excited because of a party.
No.711980
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>>711977
Just for killing Flash? That's not very worth it.
No.711981
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No.711982
>>711979
I don't know what I expected.
So, killing them is off the list, I guess. Whatever.
No.711983
>>711977
>GASP
>DRAMATIC ORGAN RIFF
No.711984
>>711979
>that
>is adorable
>aw man did I scare the kid
I'm, uh... sorry.
>>711981
Eh?
No.711985
>>711981
>why is that lady waving her hands funny
>>711982
>she doesn't want to kill a bitch
>computing error
Are you okay, Master?
>>711984
>who is this strange man
>why is he talking to us
>peeking
No.711986
>>711980
why not?
>>711981
holly crap you're back!
>>711983
oh ha ha funny
No.711987
>>711985
Not really. I was invested in this whole thing and now it's been rendered moot.
No.711988
>>711986
You won't believe how cheap this was.
>clicks her sound effect machine again
>studio audience laughter
I stole it~
No.711989
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>>711985
>how is this kid not frozen it's December
>[stare]
You're no ordinary kid, are you.
No.711990
>>711987
It means we get to stay here. It's good, right?
>>711989
>nervous head shake
No.711991
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>>711988
where did ya steal it from?
No.711992
>>711984
>the parade of spoons in the sky pauses
...hello.
>>711985
>sorcerer'sapprentice.mp4
>sing along with my silverware symphony
>>711986
I am.
No.711993
>>711986
I like Flash not dead.
No.711994
>>711993
...you are the only one here that feels that way
>>711992
everyone put money on you being dead
No.711995
>>711990
>jeez
Sure, Assassin.
...You wanna do something or uh.
>guh
I guess I'll call Tager, he gets you better.
No.711996
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>>711990
I could tell. Sorry to bother you.
>>711992
A psychic?
No.711997
>>711991
Spiders. Gwendolyn is an idiot
>click
>Seinfeld intro music plays
No.711998
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>>711997
Gwendolyn? who the hell is that?
No.711999
>>711992
>it's just like in the movie Uncle Tager watched with us
>sparkling with curiousity
>>711995
>he's going to come in the maid outfit again isn't he
Experiments again? Mr. Ragna's been in trouble again.
>>711996
>he kinda looks like us
>magic too
>staaaaare
No.712000
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>>711999
Ragna's a fucking idiot. Don't let his stupidity catch you, alright?
No.712001
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>>711994
Marc probably feels the same as me.
No.712004
>>711994
>I want Flash not dead
It's almost as if gambling is foolish.
>grunts
I hope it wasn't a huge windfall
>>711996
Correct. And what might you be...?
>>711999
>a spoon floats down in front of her face
>the top bends slowly
>mujick
No.712006
>>712004
>squints
....you have a "I want Flash not dead" look on ya face!
>>712005
wait....isn't she married to Peter Park?
No.712007
>>712000
He's like a hero. It's a good thing.
>>712002
>points at the microwave
Don't go near it.
>>712004
>
No.712008
>>712004
I'm sorry, "what" am I?
I don't mean to be rude, but... wouldn't it be "who might you be"?
It's just semantics, never mind.
>question: dodged
>>712007
>tuuuurn
>that's a magic portal
Why is there a magic portal in the microwave...?
No.712009
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>>712003
Moon Knight!
>strikes a heroic pose
No.712010
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>>712009
....did you just tell me a Super Heroes secret identity?
No.712011
>>712007
Like hell. It's idiotic and his stupid bullshit "selfless" act pulls girls to him like a retard magnet so he can look cooler by rejecting them.
In short, he's a piece of shit.
>plugs another lolly in her mouth
Stupid protagonist bullshit...
No.712012
>>712010
Nope!~
>if I hit him hard enough will he forget
No.712013
>>712012
you so did! now I know ya done goofed!
>try it
No.712014
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>>712006
I don't want him dead. Or anyone, for that matter.
>...
Maybe Team Rocket.
>>712008
There are many people here that masquerade as humans, I didn't mean to offend. My name is Sabrina.
>briefly tempted to mindread
>ignores it
>>712007
I'm glad you enjoyed the show, little one.
>floats the spoons back into their drawers
No.712015
>>712013
Did not!
>battle armour
>FALCON PAWNCH
Totally didn't.
No.712016
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>>712008
Don't go near. Lancers and Riders might come out.
>>712011
You don't think he's cool?
>>712014
Are you a Caster?
No.712017
>>712006
>does he still not know their identities...?
>eventually nods
Married With Children~
No.712018
>>712015
>your arm is now stuck in him
.....the hell Ahri?
>>712014
well too bad!
>>712017
HA! Peter Park is having Spider-Man's sloppy seconds!.....also can ya help get Ahri out of me?
No.712019
>>712014
I see. My name's Soma. That's all I'm comfortable revealing, if you don't mind.
>mind: clouded
>>712016
Eh? Lancers and... you're a Heroic Spirit then?
That means... a Grail War?
No.712020
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>>712016
I think he's a retard.
No.712021
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>>712018
Hm... That didn't quite go to plan.
No.712022
>>712021
WELL WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR MASTER PLAN!?
No.712023
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>>712019
>nodnod
But its over. The Grail broke.
>>712020
>!
T-tsundere!
No.712024
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>>712023
What the fuck did you say about my hair?!
No.712025
>>712016
A psychic, in fact. And who are you...?
>>712019
I understand. Sparing details can spare lives.
No.712026
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>>712023
Phew.
>
But then why would a Lancer or Rider come out of the microwave...?
I should go inspect it. That can't be good.
>heading towards the microwave
>>712025
I'm glad you understand.
>at least she's not a vampire hunter
Who then, are you?
No.712027
>>712022
Crashing your memory. With no survivors!
>tugging at her hand
Though that might take awhile.
No.712028
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>>712018
>already tugging on Ahri's lodged arm
That's exactly right...
>wow
No.712029
>>712028
pull on her tails!
>>712027
HA! jokes on you, I forget things all on my own!
No.712030
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>>712024
Did we use the right word..?
>>712025
We are... Assassin.
>>712026
>!!!
>throws her cutlery
>impales the leg of his pants to nearby furniture
You might get hurt.
No.712031
>>712028
Don't pull on my tails!
>>712029
Uh... Hooray?
No.712032
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>>712030
I am not a tsundere for him.
>shudders in disgust
Besides, I've got Tager.
No.712033
>>712031
she's going to pull them!
No.712034
>>712030
>thunk
Sheesh... I'd like to think I'm not that weak.
>that kind of throwing force...
You Servants are really on a whole different scale.
>I'd have to tap into that to be on even terms...
Still... I know a few sealing circles. I think I can help.
No.712035
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>>712032
>gasp
Does Uncle Tager know?
>>712034
What are you going to do?
No.712036
>>712033
No she's not! Now let go of me!
No.712037
>>712035
What're you getting at.
No.712038
>>712029
I think that would achieve the opposite of hurting her.
>>712031
...
>well now that you've told me to do the opposite
>yank
No.712039
>>712036
Ahri...YOU'RE THE ONE STUCK IN ME!
No.712040
>>712035
Well, try and close it for one.
No.712041
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>>712026
A traveling psychic. I came here to train.
>jangles her belt of Poke Balls
>>712030
>we?
A pleasure to meet you, Assassin.
>bends a couple of stray spoons into a heart
No.712042
>what is this feeling I feel
>oh right, disappointment
No.712043
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>>712037
This is like our tv dramas!
>what would the sponge do
>>712040
Are you a hero?
>>712041
>takes ahold of a spoon
We only see this on magic tv shows.
No.712044
>>712038
Nya~!
>!!!
>2red
>>712039
Help me cut loose!
>>712042
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>;____;
No.712045
>>712038
>>712044
>pop goes the Ahri
good job Neo
No.712046
>>712041
Oh. Neat.
>>712043
Uh... I guess you could call me that.
No.712047
>>712043
Well, consider me to be the exception.
>fingers wiggling
I'd like to think I'm real, after all.
No.712048
>>712043
Assass-ugh. Jack. Tager and I are kind of a thing. I don't need Ragna around to annoy me.
No.712049
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>>712044
>sighs
I swear, you're almost always in trouble when I show up.
No.712050
>>712044
>>712045
>tumbles to the ground, shaking silently
>oh she's laughing
>kicks her tiny boots as she does
No.712051
>>712045
>tumbles across the room
Wah!
>>712049
>rolls to a stop at his legs
Well call me a damsel in distress then.
>>712050
>:c
No.712052
>>712050
well ya get to keep it, but you're going to have to feed it and take care of it
>>712051
>now you got his side kick to deal with
>being Ahir is almost as bad as being Flash
No.712053
>>712046
Only heroes risk themselves like that.
>>712047
Can you do the floating?
>>712048
But what happens when Ragna finds out!
>this excites the loli
No.712054
>>712051
...You had to say that.
>helps her up
No.712055
>>712052
>??
>...
>grins deviously
Well...alright. I'll need to get a leash first.
No.712056
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>>712053
...
>starts to rise like a balloon
>zero-g baybee
>eventually spins herself upside down
Oh...now this is pleasant...
No.712057
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>>712052
>it ain't easy being foxy
>>712054
Are you my knight in well-bleached armour?
No.712058
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>>712053
Finds out what. There's nothing to find out.
No.712059
>>712057
>facepalm
No. The last thing I need is for people to start calling me "White Knight" again.
No.712060
>>712053
I guess that's that then.
>yanks out the forks and spoons pinning his leg to whatever furniture was there
No.712061
>>712056
>tilting her head to follow
Wow... You're like a bird...
>>712058
We have to keep secrets. It's important or uncle Tager will get hurt.
>see tager look what you've done you've exposed Jack to too many dramas
>>712060
>nervous watching
No.712062
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>>712061
>goddammit Tager fucking turning my murderloli into this
Guh...
No.712063
>>712061
Right...
>approaches the microwave
No.712064
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>>712059
You've really had a lot of nicknames, haven't you?
No.712066
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>dragging a watering can across the plants outside
>ankle deep in swamp mud
No.712067
>>712064
Way too many to count, that's for sure.
>Just wait. Somebody's gonna mistake you for Frosty the Snowman sooner or later.
>That doesn't even make sense.
>But it'll happen.
No.712068
>>712062
We have to protect Uncle Tager!
>pulls her knives out
>dashes off
No.712069
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>>712065
>NO FEAR
>NO PAIN
>SOMETHINGSOMETHING
>CHOU HENSHIN
>KAMEN RAIDA KUUUGAAAAAA
See? No odd Servants flying out.
No.712070
>>712069
>whats that
>is that a hand
>that's a hand grabbing you
No.712071
>>712070
>UH
Jeez...!
>yanks on the hand
>'mere
No.712072
>>712067
I, for one, am glad that you've risen above such petty name calling.
>stands on her tippy toes
>pats him on the head
Proud of you~
>voips away
No.712074
>>712071
>and out pops a mysterious hooded figure
>she looks unconscious though
>you should take her somewhere safe for now
No.712075
>>712072
>Moonman's body was not ready for this
Thanks for the support... I guess.
No.712076
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>>712074
I'll get on that, mysterious green letters!
...As soon as I close this thing.
>oogity boogity magic circles
...And that's going to hold for maybe a week.
>scoops hoodlady up
I almost feel like a knight in shining armor.
Except it's a bitchin' coat instead.
No.712077
>>712073
Just giving the flowers outside some fresh water.
>casually splashes a big pink bud almost as tall as herself
This one's been getting big for months, I wonder what it looks like inside...
No.712078
>>712077
if it says feed me, I'm out
No.712079
>>712078
Plants aren't that scary.
>turns back to the bulb
>a pair of eyes peek between the petals and then disappear
...oh...
No.712081
>>712080
I'm sure it...won't attack us...
>pause
Of course it's going to attack us
>sprinkles more water on the top
No.712083
>>712081
Attack you? Golly, that'd be mean! We just want to share our friendliness pellets with you!
No.712084
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>>712075
Aren't you J's friend?
>uh
Belmont.
No.712085
>>712084
I guess you could say we're friends. Why do you ask?
No.712086
>>712082
>on comes the virus riddled Windos XP desktop the Legion uses
Let's see...giant bulbs...
>squints
Well, there's nothing about evil monstrosities, so I guess we're safe...
>>712083
...friendliness pellets?
No.712088
>>712086
Friendliness pellets! Here! Catch them with your SOUL!
No.712089
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>>712085
I was just asking, there's no real reason behind it.
My name is Soma. I'm... an acquaintance of his.
No.712090
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>>712089
Moon Knight. Nice to meet you.
No.712091
>>712090
You wouldn't happen to be a werewolf, would you?
No.712092
>>712091
>uh
...Not entirely, but I've been bitten before.
No.712093
>>712092
I thought I felt that from you.
It's almost familiar. J has the same scent.
I guess that's why Belmonts are so long lived.
No.712094
>>712087
>roger that, daddy
>on my toes
>>712088
>out from her chest pops a very torn, meaty SOUL
>it bumps into a few of the pellets
>the wind gets knocked right out of her
No.712095
>>712094
....Red that wasn't even ya soul....where the hell did you get that?
No.712096
>>712093
It'd make sense. Didn't realize J had been bitten too, though.
No.712097
>>712094
Hah. You IDIOT. In this world, it's KILL or be KILLED.
I thought because of your LOVE, you'd be good at this already. But it looks like you're not cut out for this.
DIE.
No.712098
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>>712096
Not like he'd ever talk about it.
>that flower
>is evil
I'm a vampire myself, so... he's really not too keen on sharing things with me beyond grudging cooperation.
No.712099
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>>712098
>better get the weed-killer
A vampire hunter that works with vampires...
>shrugs
Not the strangest thing I've heard.
No.712100
>>712097
>ASRIEL YOU USELESS FUCK
>
No.712101
>>712097
>quells her wobbly knees
>Item Equip: Knife
...if you wanted to be hit, all you had to do was ask.
>FIGHT
>gouges the little flower's eye
>>712095
But it was inside of me...
No.712102
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>>712099
Better a friend than an enemy, that's what I think.
No.712103
>>712100
Wait what-
>>712101
AGH! AGH! MY EYE!
No fair, teaming up on me like that...!
>Flowey ran away...
No.712104
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>>712101
Child, are you alright...?
>healing magic goes here
>>712103
>
Asriel... I am sorry.
No.712105
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>>712101
so is this
>pulls out what can only be described as a liver with tendrils out of his own chest
and I don't even know when I got that!
No.712106
>>712102
You've got a point there. I'd imagine being on a Belmont's bad side is pretty much a death sentence.
No.712107
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>>712106
I'll say. It's a lot more trouble than it's worth. Those guys'll go to the ends of the Earth to hunt someone down.
No.712108
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>>712107
So will Spider-Man if he's covered in symbiote goo. Or at least that's what I've heard.
No.712109
>>712108
I never really understood superheroes.
>still holding an unconscious Caster in his arms
...I think I accidentally summoned a Servant from the microwave.
No.712110
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>>712109
I'm not surprised. That thing's been spitting out Servants like crazy ever since the Human Torch tried to "go to the 5th Dimension."
No.712111
>>712110
It sounded like a good idea at the time, okay?!
No.712112
>>712110
...What? Go to... what?
Who would think that's even possible with a microwave?
No.712113
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>>712111
Sure it did, Torch. Next time, leave the science to Richards.
>>712112
Johnny Storm, that's who.
No.712114
>>712103
...bully.
>>712104
>Mado's HP has been restored
I'm alright. Thanks, Ms. Toriel.
>shivers in the healing magic
That's...nice...
>>712105
...is that your SOUL, dad?
No.712115
>>712111
That answers that...
>>712113
Wonderful. You types must have all kinds of wacky hijinks going on.
I mostly just get people trying to kill me to claim my soul.
No.712116
>>712114
I apologize on behalf of the flower, child. Lord knows it will not.
>that used to be my son
>don't cry, Tori
>just get mad at Alphys
No.712117
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>>712114
ppfft nah turns out I don't have one
No.712118
>>712113
Pffft... like that's a better idea.
>>712115
>salty Torch noises
>flies away
No.712119
>>712115
People try to kill me just for the hell of it. Never really understood why killing a superhero was a badge of honor to people.
>>712118
It's really not, but I'd trust him more than you.
No.712120
>>712119
I think it's less about the person and more the symbol the hero represents.
Killing someone that means something greater than himself is a big thing, because it takes a chunk out of the bigger picture.
>
That's just my take on it, at least.
No.712121
>>712120
Huh... guess that means I'm more important to people than I thought.
>Don't count on it.
No.712122
>>712121
I get a lot of hunters because of my "power of dominance."
The soul of anything I kill becomes mine. I guess it scares people.
No.712123
>>712122
>nods
People tend to value their souls. Although I'm not sure what's happened to mine at this point.
>Don't worry. It's at home, under your mattress.
No.712124
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>>712123
Enough to try and kill someone with an ability that threatens it, even if they don't have any intention to use it.
It's a real pain.
No.712125
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>>712124
They'd rather do nothing with it than let someone else have it.
>shrugs
I see where they're coming from, but it seems kind of pointless.
No.712126
>>712125
The worst part is that in trying to kill me, they just end up dead and their fears are realized.
I mean, I do my taxes, I get my blood from approved donation sites, why am I a bad guy?
No.712127
>>712117
...you don't have a SOUL? But then...how are you alive...?
>>712116
It's okay. Did you accidentally grow it? I grew a flower too, though it was more big than evil...
No.712128
>>712127
you're NOW asking that? after you've seen me tank so much crap?
No.712129
>>712126
No clue. I was declared a domestic terrorist after stopping someone from blowing themselves up. Seems like the world stopped making sense a long time ago.
No.712130
>>712127
...yes. Yes I did grow that flower.
>tired sigh
Let us not speak of it.
No.712131
>>712129
Sheesh. Someone upstairs must've gotten a brain tumor.
No.712132
>>712131
More like the whole world. People just believe whatever viewpoint they hear first. And that's almost always the one where I'm the bad guy.
No.712133
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>>712132
I'll admit Alucard kind of paints a negative picture for my kind.
>
Okay. A very bad picture.
No.712134
>>712128
...yeah, I guess that's kind of a redundant question.
>does that mean I can survive if my SOUL dies
>eee
>>712130
>shrinks back a bit
Sorry, that was dumb of me to say. Won't bring it up again, Ms. Goatmom.
No.712135
>>712134
It is alright, child. I will see to it that you are not plagued by... "Flowey" as it calls itself.
No.712136
>>712133
Well, I'm not gonna lie, I'd act the same way if I was as powerful as he is. S'why I need to stay low on the totem pole.
No.712137
>>712136
This is why I submerged most of my power so I can't use it consciously.
It gets... very out of hand. If only that meant something to people.
No.712138
>>712135
Don't worry, it was just a scratch. I'm tough.
>flexes a stringy arm
>now who does that remind you of
...thanks, though.
No.712139
>>712137
>nods
People don't realize they need to set limits. They always want more than they already have. It's taken me months just to get comfortable with having powers again, and they're nowhere near as impressive as everyone else's.
No.712140
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>>712138
Just like Frisk.
...Well. Minus the stabbing-
>faint Genocide memories
>shakes her head
No.712141
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>>712139
It's better to be unassuming, in my personal experience.
No.712142
>>712141
I agree. I just don't know how to feel about being outclassed by nearly everyone that comes here.
>Bad. You definitely should feel bad.
No.712143
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>>712142
Think of it this way: not everyone is Superman, does that mean we should be jealous of him?
No.712144
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>>712143
Guess not. Superman doesn't exactly have it easier than us.
No.712145
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>>712144
Especially since he's allergic to green rocks-wait I missed the point.
We all have our station, being jealous of the assholes up top doesn't make us go anywhere.
No.712146
>>712145
>chuckles
Yeah, I guess so. Still, it'd be nice to have enough power to bring some of these people down a few pegs.
No.712147
>>712146
That's why we have Superman.
No.712148
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>>712147
You're right. The problem isn't that I'm not strong enough. I just hate having to ask other people for help.
No.712149
>>712148
I can understand that.
>
Is it me or does your head-bag keep changing colors.
No.712150
>>712149
It... does that. Not sure why.
>I get bored too sometimes, y'know.
No.712151
>>712150
You're seeing the demented Christmas elf too, right?
No.712152
>>712151
Unfortunately.
>Hey, somebody else can see me! Now I'm not just stuck with your dry sense of humor!
No.712153
>>712152
I get the feeling I'm not going to like this...
No.712154
>>712153
You won't.
>Aw c'mon! What's not to like? Here, maybe this will be better.
>cue Faceless Tigra
No.712155
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No.712156
>>712155
>Why? Well, ya see, Marc's got this weird thing for catg-
Shut up.
>...Buzzkill.
No.712158
>>712156
But why the lack of a face?
No.712159
>>712157
>It's not like it's a secret anym-
I said shut up.
>>712158
>It's 'cause I want to remind him of that time he cut off his archenemy's face. He isn't proud of that. But I am!
No.712160
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>>712159
I'M TELLING EVERYONE!
No.712162
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>>712159
Shoulda guessed you were into them considering you're putting your dick in Tailless.
No.712163
>>712160
>They already know, jackass.
>>712161
>I know! Isn't it great?
>back to spooky Christmas elf
>>712162
...Why are we talking about this?
No.712164
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>>712163
EVERYONE!
...also Ahri told me ya name was Marc
No.712165
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>>712163
Don't you know? Embarrassing moments make the world go 'round.
No.712166
>>712163
Man that is just freaky. And this is coming from the guy who's biblical Legion.
No.712167
>>712164
>blinks
You just realized that now?
>>712165
>sighs
And here I thought that was money's job.
>>712166
>Freaky? Now that's just hurtful.
No.712168
>>712167
Money too.
>
Don't feel bad, my mom's worse than you. She fucked my dad after all.
>Y'say that like it's a bad thing.
Shut up, Jubei.
>...
No.712169
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>>712167
well I don't know a lot of ya'll capes real names....like Spider-Man's!
No.712170
>>712167
I get the feeling you've heard worse, haven't you.
No.712171
>>712168
Sheesh. I thought I had issues with my dad.
>>712169
Fair enough, but half of the people that come here don't even bother to call me "Moon Knight" anymore.
>>712170
>Oh yeah, definitely. I get insulted by the Klansman over here on a daily basis.
No.712172
>>712171
that is true, normally ya called Moon Man or White Batman
No.712173
>>712171
When yours walks out on you and runs away like the pussy he is, you can judge.
No.712174
>>712171
You two have some kind of symbiotic relationship.
>
It's about time I took the lady Servant here to rest.
It was nice meeting you, Moon Knight.
>form of: mist
>spoop awaaaay
No.712175
>>712172
Yeah. Or, y'know... Marc.
>>712173
He's been dead for years, so that's not happening.
>>712174
See you around, Soma.
>You know, that guy looked like he belonged in a boy band, but he was pretty alright.
No.712176
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>>712175
I'm going to call ya Mark
No.712177
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>>712175
Lucky you.
>Koko that's hurtful
>bag of chips go
No.712178
>>712176
Fine by me.
>>712177
If I were you, I'd be grateful that I still have a family. But that's none of my business.
No.712179
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>>712178
what a story Mark
No.712180
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>>712178
And I would be if he wasn't a fucking useless coward.
>catgramps is sad in the background
No.712181
>>712179
...Really? You're going to waste the Tommy Wiseau joke already?
>>712180
Funny. I thought the same thing about my dad before I ditched him.
No.712182
>>712181
I can't tell you that Mark, anyways how's your sex life?
No.712183
>>712181
So you like the pussy and you hate your dad.
Two for two.
No.712185
>>712182
It's... okay, I guess.
>>712183
And your point is...?
No.712186
>>712185
Just making note of something.
>checks her watch
Huh. Guess it's about time...
>ThinkingWithPortals.bat
>gone
No.712187
>>712185
Mark, you gotta pound that pussy!
No.712188
>>712186
...Well, that could've gone better.
>>712187
>facepalms
I should've expected you to make that joke.
No.712189
>>712188
but ya didn't! you are now the third worse hero!
No.712190
>>712184
The poster is a bit on the nose... though the 1984 reference is appreciated.
No.712191
>>712189
Right behind Flash and Spider-Man. Greaaat...
No.712192
>>712191
oh no those two are on a whole'nother list
No.712193
>>712192
...So who are first and second?
No.712194
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>>712193
the short green hair girl who bullies everyone instead of being a hero, and Hank Pym
No.712195
>>712194
That green haired girl is a menace.
No.712196
>>712194
Hank Pym, huh... I can agree with that.
No.712197
>>712195
she attacked Ness for no reason! freaking Ness! who does that!?
>>712196
yeah ya got some work to do to make it under "best heroes here" list
No.712198
>>712197
No! Not the nice little boy!
Someone should organize an angry mob.
No.712199
>>712197
You have a list of heroes you actually like? Is it opposite day or some shit?
No.712200
>>712199
I don't like them, they just do shit around here that matters
>>712198
tried that, all they do is harass Tori
No.712201
>>712200
Not the nice goat woman who makes pies! OOOOHHH NOOOOOOOOO!
No.712202
>>712200
I-I did nothing wrong, please stop!
No.712204
>>712200
So what I do around here doesn't matter. Well, alright then.
>leaves through the window
No.712205
>>712204
so long Moon Guy that I just told ways to fix his self image
No.712206
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>>712203
OH MY GOD!
>
I must be hungry... I'm not me when I'm hungry.
>Calorie Mate go
Better.
No.712207
>>712202
.....I wonder if someone will help her?
>>712206
so wanna know the top 3 capes that do shit around here?
No.712208
>>712207
Sure. There's nothing better to do that take a break right now anyway.
No.712209
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>>712208
1. Batman
2. Red Hood
3. Powergirl
none of the Avengers do shit around here!
No.712210
>>712202
>JUST THEN
>AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
No.712211
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>>712209
They don't do much of anything really.
Did you know I declared war with the entire world and nobody's even tried to stop me?
>>712210
Well that's convenient.
No.712212
>>712211
have you looked at the world lately? ya'd be doing it a favor
No.712213
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>>712212
That was the point really. I intend to make the world a better place by uniting it.
I was expecting them to band against me but it looks like they're underestimating us because we're "small".
Works for me.
No.712215
>>712213
well seeing how a lot of people try to take over the world....ya kinda got lost in the shuffle....also is it funny that Ahri gets bullied and no one comes to save her, goat man gets bullied and a super teams shows up?
No.712216
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>>712215
It works out in the end.
>
Maybe she's just a nice lady.
No.712217
>>712216
fire fox can learn a lot from her!
No.712218
>>712217
They say with age comes wisdom. Maybe she just hasn't aged in the head like Toriel and I have.
Even that Vlad fellow has a regal sense around him.
No.712219
>>712218
so what ya saying is....I need to kidnap an old person!
No.712221
>>712220
clearly they have better views! now to find me an old person
No.712223
>>712222
AAAAAAAARRGH! MY QUADS!
No.712224
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>>712222
know any I can kidnap?
No.712225
>>712223
Oops.
>>712224
Not anymore. My oldest son is gone somewhere and I need Ocelot for reasons.
No.712226
>>712225
isn't he the guy who keeps twirling his guns?
No.712227
>>712226
That's him. My closest ally, not counting the shipgirls.
No.712228
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>>712227
why does he twirl his guns so much?
No.712229
>>712228
He likes his Spaghetti Westerns.
No.712231
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>>712229
they are good
>>712230
say old man ya know where I can find old people?
No.712232
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>>712231
Yes. Yes they are.
He picked up revolvers out of a suggestion I made when we were enemies. I should've picked up on his feelings sooner.
No.712234
>>712231
How about a retirement home?
No.712235
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>>712233
Never you mind. Just the rambling of an old fogey.
No.712236
>>712235
vary well
>>712234
huuuuhh....not a bad idea
No.712237
>>712236
If you'll excuse me, I should get back to work. Nagato needs the extra hand.
>strolls out
>helicopter noises
No.712238
>disgruntled mudbae noises
No.712239
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>>712237
so long old guy
>>712238
what's got you all disgruntled?
No.712241
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>>712239
I do not wish to speak of it.
>>712240
Friend! Fight me! I wish to alleviate myself of these feelings.
No.712242
>>712241
but talking about it helps....or at least that's what my therapist says
No.712243
>>712241
Very well... Whatever, may have driven to this state it is my duty to put you in peace.
>
Come, Enkidu!
No.712244
>>712242
Actions speak louder than words, thus the resounding clash of my fists will speak for me!
>>712243
My most valuable friend, I entrust you with my self!
>CHAAAAARGE!
No.712245
>>712244
man that clay is really upset
No.712246
>>712244
>
>Skipping straight to fist fight
>ENKIDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>LET'S SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEEEEEEEEETH
No.712247
>>712245
>REEEEEE
>>712246
>ROSSIUUUUUUUUUUUU
>GILGAMEEEESH!
>
No.712248
>>712245
>You have no idea
No.712250
>>712247
>PAWNCHED
>But also
>C-C-C-C-CROSS COUNTAH
No.712251
>>712249
>A small idea, but yeah
No.712252
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>>712250
gkkt
>Enk status: puddle
No.712254
>>712253
>Alright, hear me out
>The clay
>Is very, very, very, but very
>upset
No.712256
>>712252
>Gilgs status: Stuck on the wall
So... have you calmed your head, my friend?
No.712257
>>712255
>Oh, that's what you were asking?
>Because that I don't know
No.712258
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>>712256
Why did they have to kill my small friend? She did no wrong.
>pout
>Enkidu: friend to all animals
No.712259
>>712257
oh wait someone killed it's small friend
No.712260
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>>712258
What!? Who dared to hurt one of your precious animals? I will not stand for-
>spills blood
>now on the floor
>pained moaning
No.712261
>>712259
>What?
>Dude, who does that?
No.712262
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>>712260
It was a she-wolf. Humans can be cruel.
>wait
>AAAAA MY FRIEND
>pooling over to Gil
Did I hit you that hard?
No.712263
>>712261
hell if I know, why don't ya go try to cheer it up
No.712264
>>712263
I would. But that's Big Gil's job. My job is supporting Big Gil. Speaking of which.
>>712260
>Holds out a magazine from The Gate
>"Pictures of Saber crying"
No.712265
>>712262
A wolf, you say? So I assume they were hunters.
>cough
Don't worry, Enkidu. it's nothing. I will just-
>Oh my god I should have rolled
>I should have rolled
>I think I'm gonna-
>>712264
>Oh
>OOoooooh
>
No.712266
>>712265
You are laughing, I am glad you are okay!
No.712267
>>712266
But of course! There is no injury that the King of Heroes cannot overcome! Now for you.
>Healing Noble Phantasm do your joooob
No.712268
>>712267
>
>Enk water u doin
No.712269
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>>712268
>uH
Do you- Do you need more clay or...?
No.712270
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>>712269
Can I not remain like this for a little?
No.712271
>>712270
I don't see why not. But... Why the sudden urge?
>At least it's not breasts
No.712272
>>712271
>don't give him ideas Gil
The guard dog and impaler become small, and people react positively. I want to try!
No.712273
>>712272
Is that so? Uahahahaha! Very well then, you can remain like this as long as you desire.
>Mmmm
Did you know? I too became small once!
>Twice actually
>Or was it thrice...?
No.712274
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>>712273
You did? I remember watching you grow up, waiting to fight you.
No.712275
>>712274
I have! The situation at the time wasn't so good, but my younger self still managed to have fun somehow! I shall tell you another time.
>I should give the youth potion another go
Ah yes. Those were simpler days. I wonder how it felt for you to watch me as I grew up.
No.712276
>In the distance a Portal opens
No.712277
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No.712279
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>>712275
I began to understand why the gods wanted to punish you. But I also began to understand why you became that way, so I resolved to be your companion if you survived our fight.
And you did!
>>712277
Master!
No.712280
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No.712281
>>712280
where have you been?
No.712282
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>>712279
Enkidu!
>lands with a thump
>thank goodness for the paraskirt
No.712283
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>>712276
>1 man walks out of the portal looking like he's using some wireless form of ommunication.
Number 733 of the 6th battalion, you will be taking notes on this world, do not disappoint me. I want any scientific information about this realm to be accurate. Yes I know you are an idiot destined for the life of grunthood but you better try.
Now as for the army-
>The portal suddenly closes, leaving them out here
...
When I get back those pathetic scum I DARED to call scientists are dead!
No.712284
>>712281
Taking care of my flower. What happened...?
No.712285
>>712284
nothing, not a god damn thing!....does it still have a eye?
No.712286
>>712285
>looks back to the enormous bulb, now planted in a tiny pot
>the petals hurriedly close again
Yup.
>>712283
>peeks out the window
...daaad, the Jehovas are at the door again...
No.712287
>>712286
god damnit to both!
No.712288
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>>712282
You are unharmed! I am glad.
No.712289
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>>712279
The gods lacked vision. But they gave me the greatest companion a king could ask for, so...
>
>>712277
>Eeey
>Who the fuck is this
No.712290
>>712286
>he notices the building in the distance and starts walking towards it.
>eventually he reaches it's front door and knocks
Is there anyone there? I'm not a Jehovah's witness, that much I can promise you.
No.712292
>>712289
You made the people of Uruk suffer, but things got better after we clashed.
I was right: all you needed was a friend. Being a lonely king is a miserable existence.
I'm so happy I could be here for you now, you'll never be lonely again!
No.712293
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>>712288
More or less.
>lifts the hem of her dress
>knees all bandaged to high hell
How are you?
>>712289
My name is Alice, and I think I was made without a last name.
>curtseys
No.712294
>>712291
>He's not even fazed by the red monster that stands before him.
So you are Genetically enhanced? I heard this realm contained some of the finest villains around.
No.712295
>>712287
Should I get the trapdoor ready...?
>>712290
>oh, I have to let them in, don't I
>if this guy's trying to ruse me, I swear
>cracks open the door, held by a chain lock
...hi.
No.712296
>>712294
no, alien in my blood
>>712295
we're safe for now!
No.712297
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>>712295
Hello there, little one. Whose the necromancer that made you then?
>>712296
So That explains the face.
No.712298
>>712297
that's my daughter
No.712299
>>712292
I guess I just needed someone to stir me on the right direction.
>>712293
>...I she glitching?
>Am I on drugs again?
"Made"? Are you some sort of homolunculus?
No.712300
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>>712293
I am doing well, Master. Do you fall often?
I will just have to be there to catch you.
>>712299
I will not leave you again. No god or man will make that happen.
No.712301
>>712296
Good, my friend is safe...
>>712297
Well, he's not a necromancer, but my daddy made me...does that count?
No.712302
>>712301
....you're referring to the flower
No.712303
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That business went by faster than anticipated...
What's all this then?
No.712304
>>712298
>>712301
Adopted? Because I honestly cannot imagine you fucking some human, killing the child and then ressurecting her. On second thought I actually can spare me the details
>he turns to face the girl
close enough.
So IS this that place I've been told about or am I just wasting my time?
No.712305
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>>712299
No, I'm not a homoculous, I fancy gents.
>badum-tiss
>...what was that noise
>>712300
Yes, literally and figuratively!
>snickers to herself
Ah...I think I would like that very much. No one has caught me before.
No.712306
>>712304
I beat off in a cup!
>>712303
hey Slade
No.712307
>>712304
A new one, that's rare.
>>712306
Mr. Wilson has two eyes now, actually.
No.712308
>>712302
...
>[sweat]
No, I meant...uhm...Alice.
>glances back to the flower
I've been lonely since Steven went on his trip, alright...?
>>712304
No, he just sent his sperms to a science institute and they dumped me on his doorstep...
>nods slowly
There's lots of them here. Why.
No.712309
>>712307
damnit!
>>712308
fine fine, just make sure it's not some squish eating plant
No.712310
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>>712308
Lonely, huh? Guess that calls for an adventure.
No.712311
>>712306
>>712308
>taken back slightly by how forward you were with that
Glad to see you're being so....blunt about it.
>>712307
Yes I've travelled through several different realms, seen multiple versions of you in fact, assuming you ARE in fact the agent named "Big Boss"
I am here simply to research, collect resources and possibly a few contacts for personal usage.
I'm fairly certain you all heard the calling of revenge yes?
No.712312
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>>712309
I don't think it will. I've been taking care of it, after all, maybe whatever's in there wants to be my pet-
>a very human looking hand shoots out from between the petals
>it pinches her cheek and shakes it like jelly before letting go and retreating
...oh...
>>712311
It's okay. I'm proud to be a scientific abomination...!
>puts her hands on her hips
I even have a symbiote, like daddy. I don't wear mine all the time, though...
>>712310
>adventure
>this excites the squish
Where are we going to go?
No.712313
>>712309
He got off lucky.
Then again I'm so used to only having one, I never bothered getting it replaced.
>>712311
"Agent" isn't a term I've been called since 1964. I believe they use "extremist terrorist" to refer to me now.
Who, then, are you supposed to be?
No.712314
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>>712305
>
>>712300
Oh yes! I almost forgot! We still need to decorate the Christmas tree!
No.712315
>>712314
Yes! Master can help!
>>712305
That was a good joke!
>grins
You couldn't be safer in my arms.
No.712316
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>>712312
.....huh
>>712313
have ya though of getting a roboeye?
No.712317
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>>712313
Ah they both mean the same thing in the end.
Likewise I am seen as both a Ruler and a Dictator. A scientific genius and a Madman. A man with a just and noble cause, whilst fools call me a hateful insane man with a a lust for vengeance.
I am Baron Blade, Ruler of Lithuania, and the finest scientist of my world in both genetic and nuclear engineering.
>>712312
Don't get me wrong sweetheart, abominations in the scientific department fascinate me.
No.712318
>>712314
>have I broken him
>oh, now he'll be as mad as I am
>>712315
>joke?
You sound like a very good hugger.
>Christmas tree
>eyes light up
Now that would be splendid!
No.712319
>>712316
There's no need. My aim is impeccable. I even still shoot right handed without the eye.
There's a reason I am considered a "super soldier" even without the drugs of Captain America.
>>712317
Your prose could use work.
>
Genetics and nuclear engineering, you say?
No.712320
>>712319
how many super soldiers are there?
No.712321
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>>712316
...I'm gonna need a real big dog bed for whatever's in there.
>clasps her hands together
Can I go out for a day or two with Ness? I promise to eat a few people.
>>712317
Just keep the scalpels away from me and we'll be fine...
No.712322
>>712312
We'll go globetrotting. I should take Frisk too.
No.712323
>>712315
If you say so.
>Decorations from Gate of Babylon at the ready
>pew pew pew pew pew
>>712318
I suppose you can help us decorate, too m-
>That's Enkidu's master
>Don't call it a mongrel, don't call it a mongrel, don't
...missy.
>phew
No.712324
>>712321
fine, I'll take care of the plant
No.712325
>>712323
>nailed right in the face with one of those oversized ball ornaments
Oof!
>>712318
>pries the ornament off
>face caved in
My hugs are the best!
No.712326
>>712319
well I do not take pride in my prose, and yes, yes I did say that.
I have no natural powers, everything I have here I made myself and THAT I take pride in.
>>712321
And what if you are injured?
No.712327
>>712320
Plenty. I try to reach out to them so they aren't used against me.
It'd be a shame to have to kill them.
>>712326
Some of us make powers of our own. If you've really met other versions of me, you might know I've lifted well over ten thousand tons over my head in the mid-70's.
No.712328
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>>712323
I'd like that. I haven't seen Christmas decorations since the Queen of Hearts had me jailed on Christmas Eve.
>or was that in my head
>well I suppose everything is in my head-aaah not getting into this
Where do I start, sir?
>>712325
>rubberduck.mp3
...has your face gotten squished in, or has mine just been squished out?
No.712330
>>712322
Hey, that'll be great. We can all go to that big mountain cave. They told me there's still a hotel down there dedicated to, uh, "a sexy dancing rectangle".
>>712324
>her goopy legs stretch up
>smooches him on the nose
Thanks, daddy. It just needs water once or twice a day.
>...
Oh, and try not to eat it, please...
>>712326
It fused into my blood. So, if I get hurt, it just heals me from the inside...!
No.712331
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>>712330
uuuuugh....fine, no murder the plant
>messes up her hair
have fun
No.712332
>>712325
Uahahaha! Be careful with those, Enkidu!
>>712328
Team up with Enkidu to the other side of the tree. I got this one.
>Already shooting ornaments at the giant tree
>Somehow they're staying
No.712333
>>712329
They would be put to better use and keep their lives if they join me.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy killing, but there are better alternatives sometimes.
No.712335
>>712327
Must have been the nano-machines. I prefer using Nanites myself, but that just comes down to personal preference.
>>712330
Ah I see, my nanites replenish my blood in case of fatal wounds, so I cannot die from blood loss alone, thankfully.
No.712336
>>712333
ya still prove that you're the better Super Solder
No.712337
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>>712328
Come, Master! We'll get the other side.
>uh
It's okay, I'm made of clay.
>>712332
I am alright!
No.712339
>>712331
>beams
I'll bring you back a doggy bag. Thanks, I L-word you...!
>>712335
That's good. Although it's not as fun as being able to pull your whole head off...
>Item Equip: Severed Head
>
>>712334
I'll go pack and find Frisk. They're probably with Miss Goatmom or Mr. Goatdad...
>pads off, head in hand
No.712340
>>712335
Nanomachines didn't exist back then.
Pure human potential and the will to survive.
I had Strangelove put a force measurement device on my arm. It turns out I can produce fifty-six megajoules. More than enough to punch through modern day tanks.
But that was about forty years ago. I've certainly gotten weaker as the decades rolled by.
>>712336
I suppose. Still, besting them to begin with works too.
No.712341
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>>712332
>goodness gracious
Yes, sir.
>>712337
Oh, yes. My mistake.
>I do wish I had the biscuits that made me grow
>starts scaling the side of the tree not being bombarded
I'll get the heights, you get the pits!
No.712342
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>>712338
>>712340
Ah yes, the power of willpower. I once survived enough radiation poisoning that it would take 10 years to fully recover.
>>712339
Yes, I expected you would have an ability like that. It seems to be the passing trend with undead these days.
No.712343
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>>712339
you too squish, have fun
>>712340
well it explains why people want you cloned
No.712344
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>[HELICOPTER NOISES INTENSIFY]
No.712345
>>712342
You see? Resilience in itself is a power of sorts.
No.712346
>>712343
Of course. I always knew the "why".
>>712344
I should thank you for the quick ride back home, Clank.
No.712347
>>712346
>"You're quite welcome, sir."
Look at you, pal. Making friends left and right.
>"It's a gift."
>robolaugh.exe
No.712348
>>712337
Of course! It takes more than that to harm you!
>>712341
>pew pew pew
>Almost done with his half
No.712349
>>712341
Roger!
>whirling around the tree like a demented squirrel
>>712348
>
I'm stuck.
No.712350
>>712349
Ha, oh you.
>TRAMPOLINE OF THE GODS
>boing all the way up
>grabs him by the hand
>Pull
>PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLL
No.712351
>>712350
>shrrrrrip
>nekkid mudbae
Um.
No.712352
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>>712351
Those were actual clothes?
No.712353
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>>712352
Yes. It's okay though, I already memorized them.
>clay clothes: get
No.712354
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>pushes a door open
Where-
>Gilgamesh
>!
>ducks behind the door
No.712356
>>712353
Huh, what a waste of good clothes. Then again it's not like-
>>712354
>!
>No one around...
How strange...
No.712358
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>>712356
I thought I would wear my Christmas best!
No.712359
>[LOUD POWERTOOL NOISES]
>it's that time again, folks
No.712360
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>>712355
>!
>magic at the ready
Who are you?!
>>712356
>thank god
>>712357
>what the fuck is this shit
No.712361
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>>712359
>
Eh?
>>712360
>spots the sigils in the air
>mentally tracing them
I should ask you that. You grabbed my hand when I went to close a magic portal, so I pulled you out.
No.712362
>>712361
Annnd... done!
>
Now if we did this right, we should hear-
>Congratulations! You've just upgraded to the Blizzard Mine Glove! Your glove's terrafrost dispersal mechanism has been modified to reach more targets, turning the battlefield into a winter wonderland of destruction!
...That.
>and then Space Rat and Backpack Bot hi-fived
No.712363
>>712358
Usually you save your best for the celebration.
>Mmmm
I wonder what I should wear for the party...
No.712364
>>712363
Whatever you wear, don't Cast Off! You'll shine more than the tree.
>blink
I'll have to remember that for the next party!
No.712365
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>>712361
>Age of the Gods magic
>can you handle
Ah, so you were the anchor that was chosen.
>I could easily vaporise this man, but Gilgamesh would be an issue.
>backing away
No.712366
>>712362
What a cool glove.
>Soma no
>not you too
>the puns
>>712365
>nnnnope
Anchor?
>could it be my soul?
You're not after the "power of dominance" are you?
No.712367
>>712364
>Cast Off, you say?
>( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wait a moment...
>''shine
Enkidu, we almost forgot!
>points at the top of the tree
What should we put there?
No.712368
>>712366
Yeah, it is pretty c- Waaait a minute, I see what you did there.
>"Ratchet, perhaps you should chill out."
>
No.712369
>>712367
>!!!
Oh no, we really did forget!
We need a star! But what kind of star...?
No.712370
You lot and your magic.
>starts switching the technology he can access to boosting his attack or defence every time he does so.
No.712371
>>712360
>Mini Gil
>Think of Gilgamesh but smaller
>And more casual
No.712372
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>>712366
>No, but that does sound intriguing.
>...
>Low on energy, can't teleport.
Would a kind gentleman like you have any interest in escorting a frail lady like me?
>>712371
Ugh, get it away!
>fires off a bolt at the tiny Gilgs
No.712373
>>712369
This is a king's party! It needs to have a star on our level! That being said...
>draws golden key
>Enk this is where you stop your friend
No.712374
>>712372
AH! RIGHT IN THE ASS!
No.712375
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>>712368
Looks like your small friend does too.
>>712372
>She hasn't regained her strength from resting that long?
I don't have any problems with that, but take this first.
>
It's a soul.
No.712376
And now the only question left, is which one of you deserves to be shot?
>Technology selected - Fission Blaster and Displacement Teleporter
No.712377
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>>712372
>Shield from the Mini Gate deflects the bolt
>Sorry, bae
>But it won't be so easy to-
>>712374
>Red guy!
>Nooooooo!
No.712378
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>>712373
>UH
>tfw the only thing Enk has to stop Ea is Enuma Elish
What are you doing? Stop! You'll destroy the tree!
No.712379
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>>712376
Not a wise idea if you value your life. Stirring the hornet's nest is the quickest path to the grave. Or worse.
No.712380
>>712375
Clank's a bigger fan of puns than I am, that's for sure.
No.712381
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>>712377
tiny gold guy.....ya gotta....zap to the extreme......uh I'm the dead
No.712382
>>712378
Oh, you're being over dramatic. It's not like I'll fire Ea at the tree.
>Ea out
>Places it at the top of the tree
There we go!
No.712383
>>712374
What in the name of the twelve?!
>>712375
>!
>accepts it cautiously
>absorbs it
>quarter tank
>...
Ατλας!
>Not quite enough for a Servant, but it should hold a human in place for enough.
No.712384
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>>712379
I value my life Boss. Just no-one else's!
But dont worry, I will not do such a rash thing, consider this an experiment.
>he prepares yourself
Now show me how you fight Yankee!
No.712385
>>712384
"Yankee"? There's another new one.
I have no reason to fight you.
No.712386
>>712383
what? never seen a red guy before?
No.712388
>>712381
>Dammit, red guy!
>I can't zap!
>Only shoot stuff
No.712391
>>712385
Shame and I was hoping I wouldn't need to give you one~
>you notice he's glancing at-
>>712387
So darling~ Who are you dear?
No.712392
>>712391
I wouldn't if I were you.
No.712393
>>712386
What manner of beast are you?
>>712390
I sense a great amount of magical energy within you.
>takes his hand
>[R U L E B R E A K E R]
>carves a single command seal into it
And as of now, the contract is sealed. It's nice to meet you, Master.
>courtseys
>releases Atlas
No.712394
>>712393
me? I'm
CARNAGE!
who in the blue hell are you?
No.712395
>>712393
>spoopeyes
>cue healing factor
But I was told the Grail War was on halt indefinitely.
No.712396
>>712392
Why not? you clearly have no intent on stopping me and I never waste opportunities
>he gets ready to throw the knife
No.712397
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No.712398
Hello, stupid aliens. Mr. Zurkon is back with a vengeance.
No.712399
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>>712394
You may address me as Caster, beast.
>>712395
It may be true, but some of us would prefer not to stay in that prison known as the Throne of Heroes.
>feelan the prana flow
>takes a deep breath
First order of business would be to claim this territory as my-
>stops mid staff wave
It would seem that I have been beaten to the punch.
No.712400
>>712396
It's your funeral.
>exit: stage left
No.712401
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>>712399
That you have, Caster.
No.712402
>>712389
>It's gonna hit you in the ass
>Just like everything else does
>Why you gotta have sucha magnetic ass, red guy?
No.712403
>>712399
>rubbing his hand
...This is only one. Aren't there usually three?
>>712401
>that
>is me
>wow I get a rockin' beard
No.712404
>>712399
okay Caster Beast, ya one of them spirit people like Lancer, Archer, Avenger, Bezerker, and Saber?
>>712402
if I knew I wouldn't be here
No.712405
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>>712387
Perfect! Now all can-
>Mongrels
>Gazing upon Ea
>...
>Takes Ea back into GoB
We need a a new star.
No.712406
>>712400
seems this one is more cowardly. that or more rational then the previous.
>>712397
>Hang on, was he just about to throw a kinfe at you?
resorting to code-names are we? Or are you part of the illustrious Lancer family. You have an aura of the aristocratic, my dear. You actually of any use?
No.712407
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>>712401
>!
>magic circles up
Don't you know it's rude to sneak on a lady, Lancer? Or should I say, Berserker.
>>712403
Indeed. But I won't have some stranger controlling my actions.
>>712404
Just Caster. And yes.
No.712408
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>>712407
so what the hell is wrong with Shielder? we had one here, she was mental mess
No.712409
>>712398
Are you a Clanker?
No.712410
>>712405
Gil, this human is flirting with me. How do I respond?
>>712406
>hope not, Enkidu is not someone to make angry
True names aren't something I'm supposed to give up easily.
No.712411
>>712409
Mr. Zurkon is no mere "clanker." Mr. Zurkon is the ultimate killing machine!
No.712412
>>712407
Put your toys away. I have no intention to skewer you. Yet.
>knitting a fucking huge Santa hat for Iskander
You will relinquish your cloak to me. I'm running out of thread.
No.712413
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>>712407
If we're being perfectly honest, I wouldn't need a command spell to do that. It's what my power of dominance is.
But I don't intend to control anyone.
>
>bishicula smile
No.712414
>>712404
>Man, that's rough.
>Do you feel anything back there anymore?
No.712415
>>712411
>THEN DIE--
>Wait, I left my force lightning back at base
That sounds dangerous, somebody should really take care of that.
Who do you work for?
No.712416
>>712414
no....but that's Juri's fault more then anything
No.712417
>>712415
Mr. Zurkon was activated by a puny Lombax and his toaster sidekick. Mr. Zurkon is here to kill.
No.712418
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>>712408
Ah, the demiservant. Often times the integration of another conscious within a soul can have... side effects.
>>712412
>magic circles: off
Your technique is that of a common housewife. Give me those needles.
>>712413
Just who are you?
No.712419
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>>712416
Whassamatter honey? Want me to kick you in the ass again? Maybe you'll shut up once you lose feeling in it permanently!
No.712420
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>>712410
Would you like me to teach him his place?
No.712421
>>712410
>neither is Baron. Not the best at combat but the lengths he goes to eliminate his grudges are ridiculous
Worried it would cause damage? well fine, I wont give you the courtesy of telling you mine.
You can call me Baron Blade. you have any experience in the military, civilian Lancer?
No.712422
>>712418
You dare insinuate the voivode's skill is lacking?!
No.712423
>>712419
oh I'm sorry who here used her drive on my ass and made it EXPLODE!
>>712418
so she crazy as fuck?
No.712424
>>712420
Yes please.
>>712421
>Enkidu can punch someone across a continent
>beware the cute ones
Military? I don't remember.
No.712425
>>712417
Toaster? You're one to talk.
>[Scanning...]
>this isn't going anywhere, is it
Who did you intend on killing?
No.712427
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>>712418
My name is Soma.
>points at Vlad
I'm him.
No.712428
>>712423
GYAHAHAHA! That was a fun time.
No.712429
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>>712422
Your stitches are loose, technique inefficient.
>pulls out a pair of needles and some red thread
Watch closely.
>rapid knitting
>>712423
Just a little broken.
>>712427
Interesting. Could you tell me more?
No.712430
>>712425
>nope
>Zurkon's got one thing on his mind and one thing only
Anyone who dared to challenge Mr. Zurkon! Mr. Zurkon will play them a symphony. A symphony of pain.
No.712432
>>712429
I'll not sit here and be made a fool of.
>using mini Kazikli Bei to rapidly knit
>IT'S ON
No.712433
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>>712429
well broken is fun
>>712426
oh you like it
>>712428
it took us two hours to find both my legs! it was not fun!
>>712431
oh crap that thing
>waters it
No.712434
>>712431
>?
Blooming out of season..?
No.712435
>>712424
>I'd say worthy of 2-3 heroes he faces. with him usually fighting 5 at once.
Typical, upperclass AND dementia. never mind, you clearly would have no use to me-
>>712428
The Taekwondo Queen, Ive heard a small amount about you from my travels.
>>712430
I could not care about music. especially your robotic tripe.
No.712436
>>712429
>watching the knit-off
Do you believe in reincarnation? That a soul gets a second chance at life, scrubbed of memories?
No.712437
>>712424
Right away.
>>712421
>Hello, sir
>Please redirect your attention at the various magical weapons ready to shoot you
No.712438
>>712432
>Class Skill: Item Creation
>produces a Santa hat
>just looking at it makes you feel more jolly and generous
>>712436
If only something so romantic existed.
No.712439
>>712435
You dare to insult Mr. Zurkon? Mr. Zurkon should kill you.
No.712440
>>712435
I'm emptyheaded.
>yanks on his head
>
And I'll only be used by one person. It isn't you.
>>712437
Thank you, my friend.
No.712441
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>>712438
>Vlad's made Santa Alter's hat
>puts it on
Acceptable.
No.712442
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>>712438
It does. It's just... really finnicky and unstable.
There's no guarantee it'll work. I guess my past life got lucky.
No.712443
>>712439
I'm not the one insulting you. I was merely stating a fact. It is only your brief moment of insecurity that insulted you.
>>712440
Do me a favour, step back, no?
>he sighs and pushes you off, as his backlash field activates surrounding him with electricity.
Consider yourself lucky I did that for you, I didnt want you to be in shock.
>>712437
>looks up, still not surprised
Psychic AND a summoner?
It will take more then those swords to kill me boy!
No.712444
>>712433
>the birthing has begun
>
>>712434
>plantbug flaps its wings for a moment
...
>shakes itself off like a dog
Where did my kid go...?
No.712445
>>712430
They should really put a leash on you.
And maybe register you with the FAA.
>pulls out a probe droid
You see this? This little guy dares to challenge you.
What are you going to do about it?
No.712446
>>712441
>tosses her hat aside
Then it seems we are at least equally matched in speed. Still, there is a matter of the territory.
>>712442
>...
Let's say what you said was true. Is there anything binding the two of you together?
No.712447
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No.712448
>>712444
>!
I've worked at a florist for years but I ain't seen shit like this before. If you're looking for a plant kid I can't say I've seen one. Then again I've never seen a plant person like this before.
No.712449
>>712443
Mr. Zurkon is not insecure! Mr. Zurkon lives only to kill.
>>712445
>stares at the probe
Hello little toaster. Do you know how to be killed? Allow Mr. Zurkon to give you your first lesson.
>starts shooting at the probe with his laser arm
No.712450
>>712446
As it stands, I have no reason to give up claim of the leylines. You can neither force me to nor take them yourself.
What do you have to offer.
No.712451
>>712446
>sizing Vlad up
If he wasn't a Servant I could say our soul. But as it stands he's just the representation of my past life.
No.712452
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>>712440
Back at the issue at hand: Do you think if we ask the anguished one he will be our star?
>>712443
You clearly have no idea who you are talking to, do you?
>Explosives swords are go
>That field ain't gonna be enough, son
No.712453
>>712443
>blink
>he was yanking on his own head
Shock me? Silly. I'm made of clay, I'm grounded.
It's a pun!
>>712452
I don't understand this human. Nor does he understand us.
>
That's a great idea!
No.712454
>>712449
>tosses the probe in an arc towards the window
>it beeps to life and frantically hovers away
He's trying to escape! Don't let him get away, that'd be unbecoming of a so-called ultimate killing machine.
No.712455
>>712447
>oh, oh, my kid knows him
>what did she say his name was...?
Howdy! I 'member you, you're...Dad!
>>712448
Nuhno, she ain't a plant, she's a people! M-Mado...soo...Madopaskooski...?
>looks around
Goddurn it, an' here I finally got over my stage fright...
No.712456
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>>712452
A star being a star, you say?
My apologies for the long absence. I was taking care of the Shining One. He decided it was time to "start up a friendship club".
No.712457
>>712455
why yes I am and you must be Red's plant
No.712458
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>>712450
>>712451
I have a proposition. For the both of you.
>unsheathes Rule Breaker
It would be a binding of souls. A fusion of two into one. It would involve a lengthy spell, and it would result in me becoming your Servant, Lancer. It would also restore you from your current state. More human and alive than spirit. Our territories would be shared in a Master and Servant alliance.
No.712459
>>712454
Yes! Flee, flee from Mr. Zurkon!
>flies after the probe
No.712460
>>712455
Sorry girly, I can't say I know. Who are you again?
No.712461
>>712453
More bloody illusionists as if I didnt despise them enough.
>>712452
>glances at the rooftop of the building next to us
>Activates Displacement Teleporter
You think I would be so stupid as to block that?!
No.712462
>>712458
You mean to incarnate me? Like Gilgamesh?
>pondering
What does the boy gain from this-
>that
>that's my power of dominance
So the claim is true...
No.712463
>>712453
Uahahaha! It's a perfect idea.
>>712456
So can we count on you, anguished one? I'm sure my descendant would love it!
No.712464
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>>712458
Explain what you mean by "fusion". I like being me.
No.712465
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>>712463
Let's just let the weird human be. It's not like they're significant to us.
No.712466
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>>712463
Yes. It will be a Christmas to remember.
No.712467
>>712459
Go get 'em, tiger.
>wipes his hands on his cape
>walks off muttering about clankers
No.712468
>>712462
Yes.
He would gain the experience and wisdom of your years. Along with the additional power of a Servant when his soul joins with yours.
>>712464
Two bodies into one. You would be stronger for it.
No.712470
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>>712457
That's me! Can't wait to see her lil face when we meet!
>...
>flutters back onto her petal cushion and hugs her knees
Jess gotta wait for her to get back.
>>712460
Lilly. S'pleasin' to meet you-
>pauses
...holy COW it's cold in here
No.712471
>>712468
I don't really care about getting stronger.
No.712472
>>712470
it's winter time, and she'll be back soon
No.712473
>excuse me while I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.712474
>>712470
>Cute.
>throws his coat over her
What's your story?
No.712475
>>712473
>don't mind if I do
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
No.712476
>>712461
Teleportation? What an annoying mongrel.
>>712466
Much appreciated, anguished one! You'd be the most magnificent star of all!
>>712465
Very well, I'd rather not waste my time and swords at him. Come now, my friend!
>Gilgatank time
>Gilgamesh awaaaay~
No.712477
>>712468
Useless.
>ssssip
This is how you negotiate. I will give you a third of the leylines, in exchange you will assist me in whatever I ask. No questions asked.
No.712478
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No.712479
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>>712475
>that's really more of a HEEHEE
>I mean
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.712480
>>712471
Hm. A shame it is then.
>>712473
>uh
>>712477
I'm simply acting to both our benefit, Lancer. Won't you consider? You could return more powerful than ever. Conquer your own lands again.
No.712481
>>712469
>That's funny, my clock just says "REMOVE"
>What do you think this means?
I never asked for this.
No.712482
>>712480
Why would I do that? There's nothing worth conquering there anymore. The Turks have already been driven out. My people are God-fearing Christians once more.
Take it or leave it. I will not haggle.
And it's Berserker.
No.712483
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>>712476
Mongrel?!
HOW DARE YOU-
>manages to keep anger under control
No.712484
>>712481
>but Fordo
>look how cute he is
>he's even got a little scarf on
Asked for what, sir?
No.712485
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>>712480
>don't you uh me you put me in a dress
Caster.
No.712486
>>712480
It sounds like you're getting a great deal, Caster.
No.712487
>>712484
>but Clank
>you know what you look like
>you look like the enemy
Don't worry about it, must be seeing things again.
Aren't you the little toaster that rogue bot mentioned?
No.712488
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>>712482
I see. I will accept your offer, Berserker.
>>712485
Saber? Is that you?
>>712486
As will you, Master.
No.712489
>>712472
Winter? Of all the times to bloom...criminey.
>her teeth begin to chatter
Think you got any of them UE ray lights here?
>>712474
>pulls the coat over her shoulders
I got grewed from the ground as a flower, an' now I'm here! I like life already, I think!
>falters
Kinda scary without my kid, b-but she's comin' home soon...!
No.712490
>>712487
>that's racist
You mean the Mr. Zurkon unit? Yes, I believe so.
No.712491
>>712489
.....ya want to wait for her at my place?
No.712492
>>712489
Do all tulips bloom like you do?
>i gotta grow me more of those
Don't you worry. This place is pretty safe as long as you stick with the right people.
No.712493
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>>712488
That's that then.
>
You will help me prepare Rider's Christmas outfit. I ran out of red thread.
>
The large, male Rider. Not the buxom blinded one.
No.712494
>>712488
What do you need the leylines for anyways?
No.712495
>>712488
Let's not jump to any conclusions.
Or make any sudden movements, I'm rather spry for an old man if you don't know.
What are you doing here, Caster.
>and why are you not a knife
No.712496
>>712490
>you're lucky the boss likes you, or else I'd--
>I'd--
>continue being passive aggressive
You should be more careful about controlling him.
Someone could have looked at him funny and gotten a face full of laser.
No.712497
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>>712493
Ah. The loud brute.
>conjures up a loom
Why would you make something for him?
>>712494
A source of magical energy. It will be much easier on your once we secure more.
>>712495
The same as anyone else. Summoned.
No.712498
I don't care if it takes one month or another 30 years, I'l wipe the smirk off that brat's face.
>>712492
>ever the eavesdropper he walks up you.
And who would those people be?
No.712499
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>>712497
I was asked to. It is... difficult to say "no" to him.
That damned Charisma...
No.712500
>>712491
...well that depends, izzit any warmer over there?
>her buggy eyes drift to the bug zapper in the corner
>no Lilly no
>>712492
...I dunno. Aheheh, I don't know much of anything, 'sides the story Muh...Muddo...R-Red was tellin' me while I growed. Maybe...?
>tries to load up a Flower Cannon
>too cold, too new
Guh, where's Mr. Sun when you need him...?
No.712501
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>>712497
You've learned sarcasm.
>could she always do that
You'll understand if this all a bit surreal.
And difficult.
>>712498
...?
>>712499
slidewhistle
I am going to need a bit of an explanation, if you don't mind.
No.712502
>>712497
I'll be fine.
>
>souls out the fucking wazoo
>NIGH-INFINITE PRANA
See?
No.712503
>>712496
>oh no
...I suppose the Zurkon units aren't suitable for activation outside of a combat zone. My apologies.
No.712504
>>712498
And who the hell are you, old man?
>>712500
There's a heated sauna downstairs if you need it. But for now-
>runes up a floating fireball
Does that do?
No.712505
>>712500
seeing how Milly keeps the damn place at almost 100 degrees....yeah
No.712506
>>712499
How embarrassing.
>looming a ridiculous amount of thread
>>712501
Come now, Saber. There's nothing to fear from me.
>>712502
>...
I see. Perhaps we've no need for the ley lines.
No.712507
>>712501
Don't look at me. I have no answers for you as to Caster's arrival.
>
I am making a "Santa Claus" costume for the King of Conquerors, if that is what you meant.
Apparently the clod of earth asked him to play the part.
>>712506
Indeed.
>...
Still. It is nice to be wanted.
>knitting a fur-trimmed for the cape
A feeling I know you share, somewhere in that heart of yours. To be wanted and not used.
No.712508
>>712504
Baron Blade ruler of Lithuania. I was asking nicely, and frankly I do not want to waste more time over petty fights with overly arrogant civillians.
No.712509
>>712506
You already worked a deal out for it though. It's not a bad thing to have both, right?
>bright smile
>~
No.712510
>>712503
>it's not talking back
>did I walk into the wrong building
Uh, precisely. Pass that along to that friend of yours too, if you can.
>
But you don't have to, I'm not really a space-cop.
No.712511
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>>712506
Now you're simply not trying.
There are very few causes for me to have any pleasant experiences concerning you, frankly.
>Invisible Air
But I'll wait on orders this time.
>>712507
>blink
Rider?
>oh dear
I can see some very obvious and very drunken conflict coming up in the next few days.
Did you not tell him you also knitted Alter's getup?
No.712512
>>712510
>nods
I'll be sure to inform Ratchet as soon as possible. I believe he's currently busy freezing the surface of the swamp with liquid nitrogen.
No.712513
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>>712507
>looks over for a second
>goes back to looming
>>712509
A territory is still necessary for one of the Caster class.
>>712511
The Grail War is over, there's nothing for us to fight about. Can't we just get along?
No.712514
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>>712508
Ain't often some geezer decides to threaten one of my friends.
>casting a suspicious glance
No.712515
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>>712511
It's common knowledge that I am the one who makes holiday clothes for the Servants and repairs their tattered cloaks and such.
>>712513
I did not hear a "you are wrong, voivode."
No.712516
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>>712505
>BZZZZZZZT
>the smoldering plantbug falls and crumples in front of him
>shakily gives him a thumbs up
Y-you got it, dad...
>>712504
>sauna
>antenna curls and uncurls gleefully
That's plenty good, thank you kindly!
>holds her hands out like it was a campfire
Who're you anyhow?
No.712517
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>>712513
I'm glad that you got what you needed then.
No.712518
>>712513
>uh
If I ever thought you would be the one to advocate forgiveness of the past, I might have checked myself into a mental hospital.
>>712515
You did that on purpose, didn't you.
No.712519
>>712514
That blonde brat named Gilgamesh is your friend?
That boy clearly inherited his powers didn't he.
No.712520
>>712516
>picks her up in a fire man's carry
yeah juuuuuuust watch out for the other people
No.712521
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>>712515
Presumptuous, aren't you?
>>712517
My job is not quite done, however.
>>712518
>sweet smile
In memory of my beloved Souichirou-sama, I bear no ill will.
No.712522
>>712512
Now why would he do that?
>Sir, you used to fire mortars into the swamp for fun.
Don't listen to him. Where is your friend getting all the liquid nitrogen?
No.712523
>reading "The Garden"
They sure like their poetic licence.
No.712524
>>712518
Would you believe me if I said "no"?
Bathory could not keep her mouth shut about how I was the one who decorated all the skeletons and made her Halloween costume, so everyone began to ask me to do things for them.
...I rather enjoy it.
>>712521
And yet I am right. Even you admit it with your silence.