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File: 1450593260599.jpg (12.3 KB, 304x232, 38:29, doom.jpg)

 No.712534

>Meanwhile, five days til Christmas...

 No.712536

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>>712516

Call me Lancer, girly.

>>712519

Big G? Nah. He's someone I tolerate. Think smaller. Greener hair.


 No.712537

File: 1450593362430.jpg (14.45 KB, 253x239, 253:239, 707769-photo40_44.jpg)

>>712535

"Civilian", now that's definitely one I haven't heard before.

But then that's a little derivative, don't you think.


 No.712538

File: 1450593464327.jpg (476.19 KB, 647x900, 647:900, 53514248_p1_master1200.jpg)

>>712530

We both know the King of Conquerors will simply take her with him. Relax.

>

Caster is my assistant now. As such you will leave complaints in the complaint department.

>points

>it's a box made of Kazikli Bei


 No.712539

File: 1450593600066.jpg (136.69 KB, 300x512, 75:128, 0fd61f7df325b0e82b33566846….jpg)

>>712538

My complaints carry a little more weight than you might think, voivode.

>...

>mumble grumble stupid chivalry

>angrily writing a note

>jams it in the box


 No.712540

File: 1450593632662.png (429.79 KB, 700x954, 350:477, 5b8536d3727246219796803d3d….png)

>>712524

I refuse to be read so easily and spoken down to.

>>712530

Please try not to irritate me while I'm in such a good mood.


 No.712542

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>>712536

the woman named lancer? I do not remember antagonizing anyone else but those two. And antagonizing is a bit harsh in the first place. They were fools who pissed me off.

>>712537

Perhaps, I call many civilians, regardless of their professions or status. Please don't be so stupid that you would actually take it as an insult.


 No.712543

File: 1450593744294.jpg (17.75 KB, 346x406, 173:203, 707768-photo4.jpg)

>>712542

>eyebrow: raised

Is that a fact.

And who are you, little man, who so blindly compartmentalizes the world so.


 No.712544

File: 1450593744945.jpg (189.23 KB, 777x1087, 777:1087, 440d8694dbf2de498132e55f68….jpg)

Finally school is over!

>Yawn

Where is he?


 No.712545

File: 1450593771634.jpg (340.26 KB, 537x758, 537:758, 54063589_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>712539

Irrelevant.

>inside the box is a copy of Bold and Brash

>>712540

You assume I am speaking down to you.

You are not my inferior, Caster. I sympathize with your plight. Which is why I offered you a deal at all.


 No.712546

File: 1450593773540.jpg (822.62 KB, 903x903, 1:1, Yawn.jpg)

>tired space rat noises

Well, swamp's frozen. Now we just need ice skates.


 No.712547

File: 1450593796965.png (292.61 KB, 547x731, 547:731, 6b219de66ee2daae9e5dbdd49e….png)

>>712542

>stares dumbfounded for second

R-right... With an ego as big as that nose of yours, it's no wonder you pissed them off.


 No.712548

File: 1450593833919.png (61.06 KB, 220x220, 1:1, 3bishie.png)

>>712540

Ah. You should make a Christmas list, Caster. You said you're not done, right?

I should help. I did pull you out after all.


 No.712549

File: 1450593841181.jpg (197.76 KB, 480x600, 4:5, So.WarPrincess [32].jpg)

>>712542

hmm.. is it or not..


 No.712550

File: 1450593865097.jpg (123.89 KB, 850x739, 850:739, sample-424bae8cf74e5caae21….jpg)

>>712544

An old friend has returned.


 No.712551

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>>712540

>!

I'll...keep that in mind.

>wait does my Anti-Magic outrank her shit now

>guh

>>712544

>HELP

>SOS

>frantically pointing at Caster

>>712545

That's hardly fair, isn't it.

>he actually wrote a note


 No.712552

File: 1450593930348-0.png (Spoiler Image, 1.01 KB, 121x16, 121:16, catalog.png)

File: 1450593930350-1.png (Spoiler Image, 2.24 KB, 198x21, 66:7, actual thread.png)

Does it not cut off like this when the threads die for you guys?

I always end up not being able to see the last ten or so posts. Just doesn't update.


 No.712553

File: 1450594026839.jpg (90.19 KB, 850x531, 850:531, sample-ee410974dc339e877ed….jpg)

>>712544

Ah, the Tohsaka girl.

>>712545

I see. Then I respectfully request that you keep out of business like that.

>>712548

N-not in that kind of sense.

>>712550

And the traitor himself~

>>712551

>nope~

Are there any other servants of the fifth war around?

>>712552

threads tend to break and get weird after around 400 posts or so.


 No.712554

File: 1450594038597.gif (1.02 MB, 500x270, 50:27, 1445899348284.gif)

>>712550

Did you miss me Archer? Of course you did. Tea please.

>Pulling you over to the couch

>>712551

>!

Saber, you're a man now..

>Is that a caster?


 No.712555

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 No.712556

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>>712551

Yes, and?

>unfurling the note

>>712552

Shit's fucked.

>>712553

Fair enough.

>

Let me know when that mantle is finished. The trim is ready to be applied.


 No.712557

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>>712553

Caster.

>>712554

Of course, of course.

>tea: served


 No.712558

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>>712553

>What is she doing here

>Internally Ree's

Back for more?


 No.712559

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>>712555

Looking peppy already.


 No.712560

File: 1450594160403.jpg (689.46 KB, 1000x841, 1000:841, tumblr_mqzxkqWNtm1s97aado1….jpg)

>>712553

>~

If you're sure.


 No.712561

File: 1450594183907.gif (1.38 MB, 500x500, 1:1, 1445901249315.gif)

>>712557

You look, uh, handsome.


 No.712562

File: 1450594186756.png (263.14 KB, 349x521, 349:521, Time to die heroes.png)

>>712547

>>712543

>he ignores that comment.

A man who EARNED it. Not inherited, not through cheap magic, but a man who rebuilt his poverty stricken country, crushed anyone who threatened it, and has made far more scientific achievements then his family could dream of.

Feats aside. I carved them out of my own mind, body and spirit. And I will not stand to have it belittled by cheap tricksters blessed by silver spoons!!

>>712549

No...! You?!

So the rumours made by those fools from the other realm were false!


 No.712563

File: 1450594214577.jpg (77.91 KB, 500x732, 125:183, 46920378_p4_master1200.jpg)

>>712553

>JUST

You have eyes, if my own aren't mistaken. Using them is always advised.

Kojirou and Berserker are the only ones missing out on all this...fun.

>>712554

>duck_quack.mp3

Do we have to do this every time.


 No.712564

File: 1450594252650.jpg (163.79 KB, 480x338, 240:169, So.WarPrincess [103].jpg)

>>712562

Rumors and fame tend to follow me Baron. What are you doing here?


 No.712565

File: 1450594348963.jpg (167.37 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 808adbb4aa59b18742493c2af2….jpg)

>>712556

These dimensions are ridiculous.

>trying to hand over the mantle

>it's too large for Caster to properly handle

>>712557

>>712558

Good to see the both of you still together and in fine spirits.

>>712560

There's hardly anyone to buy presents for around here.

>>712563

Ah, my little Assassin. I definitely won't make the same mistake twice with him.


 No.712566

File: 1450594365637.jpg (20.83 KB, 292x407, 292:407, 733849-photo8.jpg)

>>712562

Really.

While your work ethic is something that can be perhaps spoken of, going around spouting off about it to anyone who listens just makes for a tragically boring encounter.


 No.712567

File: 1450594417148.jpg (129.36 KB, 850x637, 850:637, 9444d544_7292.jpg)

>>712564

>>712562

God damn it.


 No.712568

File: 1450594454930.png (431.82 KB, 627x799, 627:799, 4f42fe73e508aa373d3bcd4fad….png)

>>712562

That's uh... real great I guess. And uh... who are you again?


 No.712569

File: 1450594463881.jpg (141.18 KB, 525x700, 3:4, 53248399_p11_master1200.jpg)

>>712565

The man is a mountain. I will not exaggerate it.

>lucky Vlad is tall as fuck

>beginning to stitch

>

So you know the Tohsaka brat then?


 No.712570

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>>712563

Well, it's just everytime I see you, you're different.

>Well hell, I went shopping for girl you..

I thought maybe we could go shopping again.

>Sigh

I got this for you, but I guess you can't wear it now.

>>712565

I wish I could say the same. Rule breakers has not effect here so don't even think about trying that crap again.

>>712567

>Shut up Alice lol


 No.712571

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>>712565

Well, you're here now aren't you?


 No.712572

File: 1450594496793.jpg (202.17 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 48598051_p6.jpg)

>>712559

Feeling peppy, too!


 No.712573


 No.712574

File: 1450594538344.png (380.07 KB, 468x594, 26:33, parseeparseec-1.png)

>>712570

>No you.


 No.712575

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>>712561

>...

I look the same as I do every-

>!

Ah, you too.

>>712565

And you too, unfortunately.


 No.712576

File: 1450594570280.gif (35.08 KB, 220x288, 55:72, carnagelonghands.gif)

>>712572

for someone who got zapped


 No.712577

File: 1450594612214.jpg (1.58 MB, 3000x2380, 150:119, 53542210_p0.jpg)

>>712556

And I was going to get you a present.

I still will, albeit not nearly as large now.

>"ur a gentleman and a scholar"

>>712565

You're forgetting the second part of that statement.

Looking to tie up loose ends, maybe.

>>712570

There are two of us, if it makes any difference.

>eyean Caster

Don't give her any ideas, please.


 No.712578

File: 1450594615856.jpg (647.19 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, reimu omnom.jpg)


 No.712579

File: 1450594701290.jpg (15.86 KB, 150x151, 150:151, Maniacal laughter.jpg)

>>712552

known this from other boards, threads are usually buggy once they reach 400+

>>712564

The realm that went by the name of H.G.A. is nothing but a barren wasteland. In search of resources I must head elsewhere.

>he starts laughing

And to think I was planning on scouring the entire oceans of that place just to see if you were there!

>>712566

I still have other secrets. But why should I NOT be proud of my past success. And besides, You asked and you seem like a man who actually tries to learn about the world around him. So I thought I would do you a favour. No need to thank me I hate bootlickers just as much as the spoonfed.

>>712568

Just call me Baron, civillian. Now go, run off to that pretty girl of yours.


 No.712580

File: 1450594717616.gif (40.67 KB, 256x321, 256:321, Yo.gif)


 No.712581

>wind gusting around the building

>Who could it be?!


 No.712582

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>>712569

Fought in the same War that I was first summoned in.

>>712570

If I remember correctly, Archer was the one who betrayed you of his own will.

>>712571

Buying a present for myself is something I can do in my own time.

>>712575

Everyone is so aggressive. I've hardly done a thing.


 No.712583

File: 1450594775186.jpg (122.24 KB, 535x605, 107:121, 1443240738550-1.jpg)

>>712578

Oh.... it's you again.


 No.712584

File: 1450594776576.gif (1.17 MB, 500x600, 5:6, 1437370629795.gif)

>>712574

>That face is cute!! Cute!!

>>712575

You're spilling all over me..

>>712577

What? There is? This place gets weirder and weirder. Nevermind that, it's good to see you Saber.

>Fixing your scarf

There, that looks better. As for her, I have no business with her, hmph.


 No.712585

File: 1450594788231.jpg (336.79 KB, 831x582, 277:194, 53039355_p2_master1200.jpg)

>>712577

...I do not ask for things in return, fool.

>tch

What do you desire for Christmas, King of Knights.

I won't be kept in someone's debt.

>>712582

My deepest condolences for the tax on your sanity.


 No.712586

File: 1450594790168.jpg (127.16 KB, 605x796, 605:796, carnageina.jpg)

>>712581

oh god no


 No.712587

>>712553

>>712579

Well aware, just wondering since some of you seem be unaffected.


 No.712588

File: 1450594869859.png (504.26 KB, 600x800, 3:4, & KNUCKLES.png)

>>712572

Hot tubs tend to do that.

>wait is she naked or

>why am I thinking this

>i'm so fucked up

>>712579

Yeah I'm just gonna call you "The Nose" from here on.


 No.712589

File: 1450594870179.png (79.79 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 8214362_p0.png)

>>712576

It jess looked so pretty...

>>712581

>could it be...

>HURRICOS?!


 No.712590

File: 1450594870681.png (629.43 KB, 850x881, 850:881, 1443675989522.png)

>>712582

>Hiss

You keep his name out of your mouth, he is mine and forever will be mine!

>Jealous Tohsaka is Jealous.


 No.712591

File: 1450594875615.jpg (86.17 KB, 600x450, 4:3, tumblr_nwdyzzn4vP1uqi2bro2….jpg)

>>712582

>she could use a scarf

>and Assassin could use an outfit

>and I'll buy myself a nice dinner

I'll be sure to find you something.


 No.712592

File: 1450594914838.jpg (9.29 KB, 200x189, 200:189, spiderman_venom_bsp2.jpg)

>>712589

stop that


 No.712593

File: 1450594920975.png (260.84 KB, 417x750, 139:250, 1402982620555.png)

It's JANNA!


 No.712594

File: 1450594959160.jpg (22.21 KB, 340x403, 340:403, 708904-photo8.jpg)

>>712579

Don't we all.

I'll thank you to keep your favors, though.

Lord knows I have enough insignificant problems.


 No.712595

File: 1450594962452.jpg (170.62 KB, 723x867, 241:289, ff8825b0f9d8a5f12df2d3edf4….jpg)

>>712580

AH! A RAT!

>>712583

Oh... It's you... Uh...

>pulls up an orb

>whispering into it

Yukari, Yukari help!


 No.712596

File: 1450594980307.jpg (151.52 KB, 563x1345, 563:1345, treeatack.jpg)

>>712593

GOD DAMNIT!


 No.712597

File: 1450594989172.jpg (147.04 KB, 480x655, 96:131, So.WarPrincess [111].jpg)

>>712579

So I've heard, but I've picked up a secret form there, perhaps of you kiss my feet I'll tell you~ So tell me, did my little Tsun miss me?? Hmm?? Tell me~


 No.712598

File: 1450595014229.gif (1.28 MB, 500x190, 50:19, Gulp.gif)

>>712595

Jeez... Just tryin' to say hi.


 No.712599

File: 1450595050782.png (131.09 KB, 500x707, 500:707, smol caster.png)

>>712585

Hardly. It was rather entertaining to see Archer betray his Master.

>>712590

Jealous, are we?

>>712591

Why would you buy me something? I can create whatever I need.


 No.712600

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>>712596

oh come on.

You know you missed me, honey


 No.712601

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>>712584

>!

My bad. I was caught unprepared.


 No.712602

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>>712584

You do realize that will hardly matter the moment she decides to shoot at us again.

>>712585

Chivalry denotes compliance to order. It doesn't say anything about having to be nice about it.

>gleam~

I believe the point is that the gift is a surprise, voivode.


 No.712603

File: 1450595142339.jpg (325.53 KB, 568x768, 71:96, carnage4maaaan.jpg)

>>712600

I'd miss getting a kick in the dick more then you!


 No.712604

File: 1450595159903.png (531.34 KB, 800x766, 400:383, tumblr_n96aeycEHf1rei6xdo4….png)

>>712599

Because I can. That's all the reason I need to do something for someone.


 No.712605

File: 1450595242088.jpg (118.8 KB, 824x665, 824:665, 7223529ebbcc2e7b1326fd7ff2….jpg)

>>712602

>I'm just going to knit him a mantle

...

>uses his freakishly sharp claw-nails to nick some fabric off his shirt

This blue will do.

>>712599

>looking at Rin raging

>faint smile on the inside

>continues knitting in silence


 No.712606

File: 1450595263315.jpg (129.59 KB, 533x800, 533:800, reimu gasp.jpg)

>>712598

My bad. I thought you were some kind of rat youkai.


 No.712607

File: 1450595268178.jpg (263.76 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-e7eaa8501c5f3572d38….jpg)

>>712599

N-no! Nobody is jealous, I'm just simply stating facts.

>>712601

It's fine, I was getting rid of this outfit anyways soon.

>Spreads her legs over yours

Don't betray me again now that she's here. I hated it the first time, and I'll hate it again the second time.

>>712602

That's your reply? I'm being nice to you and you give me that? Ugh, men.


 No.712608

File: 1450595299188.png (439 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 50976618_p2.png)

>>712592

>was reaching out to touch it again

>zips back down

Yessir...

>>712588

Well any time y'all need a hand, I'm at your service. Mighta caught cold without'cha.


 No.712609

File: 1450595328229.gif (399.08 KB, 466x396, 233:198, Confused blinking.gif)

>>712606

...I've got no clue what a youkai is.


 No.712610

File: 1450595341094.png (866.29 KB, 780x1178, 390:589, You want to see me when im….png)

>>712581

hmm?

>>712574

Ah Parsee. Of course the Queen of Jealousy would be here.

>>712588

Could at least be Baron Nose? I don't care much about the idle mockery of one man. But I at least expect you to address me properly. Do that and as a deal, I'l call you by your name.

>>712594

You and me both.

>>712597

Let me guess. Red?

I am not that dammed eastern trope! I have nothing to do with that pathetic personality archetype!

You stirring up the civilians' hatred was what I missed. Fine that and you killing them~


 No.712611

File: 1450595378849.jpg (18.87 KB, 135x200, 27:40, carnage.jpg)

>>712608

I need ya alive!


 No.712612

File: 1450595422121.jpg (211.72 KB, 700x701, 700:701, d54cefc15fed66594c6fa6b210….jpg)

>>712605

>don't make a Rumpelstiltskin joke

>do not

Occam's Razor, hm?

>>712607

To be fair, you could count on something like that to happen regardless of gender.

>tucks the scarf in

Thank you, Rin.


 No.712613

File: 1450595421757.jpg (254.51 KB, 1000x1402, 500:701, 1444042432703.jpg)

>>712595

Why do you constantly talk to yourself?


 No.712614

File: 1450595426256.jpg (178.27 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, sample-cc718e1433e76e72226….jpg)

>>712604

Naive, aren't you?

>>712607

He chose a woman like me over a girl like you, how does that make you feel?


 No.712615

File: 1450595479498.png (498.64 KB, 936x800, 117:100, 0b801290a3cc3d9c62d4c1c455….png)

>>712607

You make me out to be some kind of lap dog.


 No.712616

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>>712610

Oh Baron, don't be such a tool. And no, I only post as Red here. Ive even participated in your games. Haven't seen you in the trash lately.


 No.712617

File: 1450595489548.jpg (112.27 KB, 1900x900, 19:9, lucifer.jpg)

>>712610

There is, however, something to be said for scale.

>idly looking at the book again


 No.712618

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>>712603

I missed you too, meltyface!

You're as happy as ever


 No.712619

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>>712612

You said it should be a surprise, so I will not tell you what I am going to make.


 No.712620

File: 1450595547337.jpg (166.97 KB, 925x1020, 185:204, evilchuckle.jpg)

>>712618

what are you even doing here with out Ahri keeping ya on a leash?


 No.712621

File: 1450595574370.jpg (132.64 KB, 500x433, 500:433, 1427059340138.jpg)

>>712610

Why are you here? I am not a queen of anything!


 No.712622

File: 1450595587460.jpg (49.3 KB, 540x382, 270:191, tumblr_inline_npmldjry571t….jpg)

>>712614

Maybe. I'm also trying to ease your discomfort. I can feel from here that you don't trust me. Or anyone really.


 No.712623

File: 1450595616407.jpg (278.98 KB, 864x574, 432:287, Screw umbrellas.jpg)

>>712608

It's always good to keep on the good side of the fae, as my Teach said. Don't even worry about the favour. I'm always here to help out.

>>712610

Whatever you say, Nose. Just call me Lancer and we're even.


 No.712624

File: 1450595654165.png (433.18 KB, 500x550, 10:11, tumblr_my5cjrrLSW1rs6p09o4….png)

>>712620

Where do you think I have been all this time?!

I was finally able to escape!!!


 No.712625

File: 1450595664385.jpg (257.37 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-ff7350b1d257cb9b1d4….jpg)

>>712612

Of course.

>Smiles

You'll be at the Christmas party Enkidu is planning yes?

>>712614

Shut up Caster, he did it to save me. Then he unloaded on you.

>>712615

Will you shut up? I'm trying to be sweet. Don't ruin this.


 No.712626

File: 1450595676518.png (53.4 KB, 268x200, 67:50, tumblr_nwy53qwiMY1uk4lfwo2….png)

Yo, keep the OOC stuff outta here please

>>712611

I ain't gonna die. 'sides, I got my cannon if someone wants to tussle.

>??

Who's the lady you're screamin' at?


 No.712627

File: 1450595705906.jpg (142.79 KB, 850x602, 425:301, sample-425c76d765966501a73….jpg)

>>712609

>ah shit

Uh... So you are a talking rat?

>>712613

>no response

Dammit Yukari!

>looking back at Parsee

Hang on you look kinda familiar.


 No.712628

File: 1450595745801.jpg (153.13 KB, 400x543, 400:543, 266186-77942-carnage.jpg)

>>712624

go back to being locked up!

>>712626

oh her, no one....no one who needs to stop breathing


 No.712629

File: 1450595801028.jpg (236.88 KB, 600x847, 600:847, tumblr_ltzexgnbx21r47ri0o3….jpg)

>>712619

>ten to one it's a mantle

>I'll just pretend to be surprised

I trust your judgment and expert craftsmanship.

What will you do about the shoulders?

>shit

>>712625

In one form or another.

>booo

Though Alter's exuberance might make me a bit...late.


 No.712630

File: 1450595814656.jpg (227.18 KB, 500x707, 500:707, 78dbfd158be4273a4bd4e1db73….jpg)

>>712622

Not without good reason, I assure you.

>>712625

That's a rather twisted definition you're using.


 No.712631

File: 1450595820591.jpg (873.43 KB, 1619x1784, 1619:1784, 8fdf6427cb2d56932f7cec5c1e….jpg)

>>712628

You can't make me!!


 No.712632

File: 1450595851652.gif (1.95 MB, 245x300, 49:60, Do you understand the word….gif)

>>712627

Well, an alien that kinda looks like a rat... but yeah.


 No.712633

File: 1450595889050.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)

>>712631

I'll call Ahri!


 No.712634

File: 1450595891663.jpg (75.26 KB, 409x527, 409:527, Oh you worthless fools.jpg)

>>712616

Time flows there at an incredible rate and constantly having to travel from one to the next is wearing me out. I am only human remember, even I will admit to that.

>>712617

>>712621

same reason I go to any realm, resources and contacts, potential allies, inevitable enemies et cetera.

And don't belittle yourself child. Self loathing gets you nowhere.

>>712617

And what are yours, or any you would bother to share?

>>712623

Deal, Lancer it is!

>>712626

got it understood


 No.712635

File: 1450595949233.jpg (416.67 KB, 400x858, 200:429, 153ae496ed74c6c983c606ede6….jpg)

>>712633

You would never!


 No.712636

File: 1450595949274.png (675.76 KB, 611x759, 611:759, 49a2d7eae0d2ab6ab518a27e41….png)

>>712629

...

...

...

>defeated sigh

What about the shoulders. Make your complaints heard, or they won't be rectified.

>>712630

You netted a pleaser, Caster.

Try not to ruin it for yourself.


 No.712637

File: 1450595951541.jpg (50.59 KB, 500x375, 4:3, tumblr_ntlg5iQobX1sj6shmo1….jpg)

>>712629

Well, we do have to look our best. She hasn't said anything about me has she?

>>712630

Does it bother you that he made you into a pin cushion?


 No.712638

File: 1450595998096.jpg (75.77 KB, 639x350, 639:350, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-19411….jpg)

>>712635

and I'll sweeten the deal to her too


 No.712639

File: 1450596018084.png (370.11 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, 71ce956ad7a22b4a2f5cce8fe0….png)

>>712625

As you say, my sweet Master.


 No.712640

File: 1450596027474.jpg (691.68 KB, 1385x1791, 1385:1791, 45797183_p0.jpg)

>>712628

Aww, she can't be all that bad, can she?

>...unless

>worried look

Is she my kid's enemy?

>>712634

Thank you.


 No.712641

File: 1450596038657.jpg (191.14 KB, 900x543, 300:181, 47850996_p11_master1200.jpg)

>>712630

I can wait. But I prefer to help.


 No.712642

File: 1450596041947.jpg (616.39 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, tumblr_njnklhSbRX1s0adc8o1….jpg)

>>712638

You've got nothing!


 No.712643

File: 1450596068371.jpg (43.94 KB, 417x499, 417:499, 630655-photo5.jpg)

>>712634

Little man, little man.

You ask far too many questions.

Not to mention you still have some kind of punishment coming your way for belittling a perfect stranger.


 No.712644

File: 1450596095046.jpg (107.47 KB, 830x572, 415:286, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-92131….jpg)

>>712640

she's a pain in the arsh

>>712642

I can not bully her for a week


 No.712645

File: 1450596154948.png (483.68 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, tumblr_mvo370DvTm1ssg9yfo1….png)

>>712644

She is a strong woman!

She doesn't need to negotiate with terrorists!


 No.712646

File: 1450596179546.jpg (296.21 KB, 425x600, 17:24, 24863330_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>712636

>:3c

I wouldn't mean to step on your artistic vision.

Fluffy and white is good enough for me.

>>712637

Directly, no.

But that sack of hers is filled entirely with coal, if that gives any insight.


 No.712647

File: 1450596225427.png (647.88 KB, 790x393, 790:393, Carange_(Cletus_Kasady).PNG)

>>712645

uh huh, my side kick pulled her tails and she just about lost it


 No.712648

File: 1450596230040.jpg (1.46 MB, 828x1410, 138:235, 03f8213ebb4f242182e976c621….jpg)

>>712636

>i do what I want

I assure you, I would never intentionally sabotage my own good fortune.

>>712641

You would buy a gift for a woman who forced a contract upon you?


 No.712649

File: 1450596235176.jpg (50.13 KB, 600x750, 4:5, So.WarPrincess [94].jpg)

>>712634

Well, welcome to my little part of the universe. Enjoy it darling, also try not to get killed will you.


 No.712650

File: 1450596272308.jpg (47.09 KB, 572x720, 143:180, tumblr_n7kaxhPRJ91s0adc8o5….jpg)

>>712647

Even I do that!


 No.712651

File: 1450596271716.jpg (51 KB, 558x394, 279:197, hank am cri.jpg)

I heard people talking shit and I'm only like, five hours late.


 No.712652

File: 1450596294494.jpg (119.26 KB, 533x800, 533:800, reimu attentive.jpg)

>>712632

Like a Lunarian? Are you from the moon as well?


 No.712653

File: 1450596327617.jpg (121.07 KB, 571x605, 571:605, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)

>>712651

you're the second worse hero!

>>712650

yeah...but I can make her stop


 No.712654

File: 1450596369441.jpg (194.06 KB, 850x1523, 850:1523, sample-e854782ca3e39575149….jpg)

>>712639

>Smile

Archer, I'm cold.

>>712646

I uh, don't get what you're trying to say.


 No.712655

File: 1450596379265.jpg (357.54 KB, 1163x1599, 1163:1599, tumblr_mxzueftc1l1s0adc8o1….jpg)

>>712653

But I'll just do it when she isn't!


 No.712656

File: 1450596388464.jpg (285.47 KB, 565x800, 113:160, 53389448_p0.jpg)

>>712646

"Artistic vision" is one way to put it. I do hope it's sturdy enough to weather some abuse before you inevitably bring it in to repair.

>>712648

>:3c

While I am feeling generous, perhaps your Master will not be the only one giving gifts.


 No.712657

File: 1450596401671.jpg (78.29 KB, 402x646, 201:323, hank gasp.jpg)

>>712653

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M THE WORST HERO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Seriously, have you seen the popularity polls? You when you were brainwashed beats me out nine times out of ten. What the hell.


 No.712658

File: 1450596436707.jpg (88.99 KB, 846x846, 1:1, Crazy motherfucker named R….jpg)

>>712652

Nope. I came here all the way from the Solana Galaxy.


 No.712659

File: 1450596441296.jpg (18.15 KB, 255x199, 255:199, I cant believe that idiot ….jpg)

>>712643

I'm a scientist, we're always inquisitive, though

I've taken far worse then you think And I don't want us to be enemies. But you see here's the thing, why should I care about a stranger? They've given no reason yet as to why I should not belittle them. I earned mine, people should earn there place. It's only fair.

>>712649

Oh I will~


 No.712660

File: 1450596451074.jpg (1.23 MB, 1417x2125, 1417:2125, pretty overdrive.jpg)

>>712648

I don't believe you would've done it if you weren't desperate to tether yourself outside the Throne.

So, yeah. I would.


 No.712661

File: 1450596466361.jpg (207.5 KB, 900x1053, 100:117, 1354692243787.jpg)

>>712655

that's the point dummy!

>>712657

nah, green hair girl that abuses her powers and is rude to everyone is a worse hero then you, sorry man, ya gotta up ya game


 No.712662

File: 1450596480122.jpg (217.55 KB, 550x710, 55:71, Mizuhashi.Parsee.full.1934….jpg)

>>712627

You forgot about me? How could you forget about me?!

>Bites the nail on my thumb out of jealousy.

>>712634

You'll find nothing here! Go back to your base and do whatever you do in there.

>>712645

>Notices that you're here then ignores your presences.

>Why does she have to appear when I appear.

>She's probably following me.


 No.712663

File: 1450596602501.jpg (769.86 KB, 2464x3256, 28:37, Fate.Prototype.full.164585….jpg)

>>712654

And there's not a thing I can do to simplify it without making the folks back home cringe.

Truly, an impasse.

>>712656

The kind of abuse I weather these days doesn't end with bruised armor and blood spilled, voivode.

>

Most of the time, at least.

I can only hope the rest of my night is as pleasant as yours has been.

>hops out


 No.712664

File: 1450596604558.jpg (113.53 KB, 636x900, 53:75, 703c1ab22793a1c21e2d5f5a01….jpg)

>>712656

>blinkblink

You people are far too generous.

>>712660

I... see.

>puts her knitting down

I need to scout the surroundings. Don't follow me.

>flies out


 No.712665

File: 1450596605525.png (1.07 MB, 782x1200, 391:600, a21d386c8c3d63747f14f114dc….png)

>>712661

Yeah, but it doesn't matter if your minion is doing it or not because Ahri is going to have her tails pulled either way, so you have no power!!!

>>712662

>inching towards Parsee

>is she ignoring me?

>No way. No way.

>headpat


 No.712666

File: 1450596660456.jpg (94.63 KB, 432x600, 18:25, carnage_2.jpg)

>>712665

I have more power then you do!


 No.712667

File: 1450596704277.jpg (25.37 KB, 420x432, 35:36, 735394-photo14.jpg)

>>712659

And they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

But it's as they say. "Pride always goeth before the fall"

Even the devil knows that.


 No.712668

File: 1450596704292.png (731.28 KB, 697x770, 697:770, 3fb7cf0ff9a9a756ce2d813bde….png)

>>712654

>"I can't control the weather, Jackie!"

Controlling the weather is more of Caster's expertise.

>removes his jacket

I suppose I should nag you for leaving home without a jacket.


 No.712669

File: 1450596720409.jpg (263.98 KB, 610x900, 61:90, 53514248_p7_master1200.jpg)

>>712663

...Did he just imply-absolutely disgusting.

>>712664

That one will take some getting used to.

...

>internally pleased at how Iskander's mantle came out


 No.712670

File: 1450596722112.jpg (126.42 KB, 675x950, 27:38, tumblr_mt12euKAHB1rcy5vdo1….jpg)

>>712666

Well...

Well...

>...

I'm still here!!


 No.712671

File: 1450596755555.jpg (47.34 KB, 550x396, 25:18, hank interested.jpg)

>>712661

I could...hit my wife more?

I mean that would involve bringing Tigra back to life, so...

Wait is she even dead anymore.


 No.712672

File: 1450596777117.jpg (86.17 KB, 600x450, 4:3, tumblr_nwdyzzn4vP1uqi2bro2….jpg)

>>712664

...

...

...

>sends a white bat familiar after her

Just to make sure she'll be okay.


 No.712673

File: 1450596799612.jpg (195.66 KB, 615x727, 615:727, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)

>>712670

and VARY little is keeping me here with you

>>712671

no idea, go nuts


 No.712674

File: 1450596807023.jpg (166.5 KB, 850x678, 425:339, sample-25d8c2a10b832b2894f….jpg)

>>712658

That Solona- Bologna- Sorry, I dunno where that is.

>>712662

Give me a second, I meet a lot of people, you know?

>feeling the jealousy

Oh! You're that one youkai I beat up when I was investigating the geyser!


 No.712675

File: 1450596881415.jpg (410.92 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, 1396240770141.jpg)

>>712673

I don't see all that much variance, you are either here or you aren't~


 No.712676

File: 1450596885805.jpg (128.3 KB, 1180x431, 1180:431, hank whao.jpg)

>>712673

I'll take it!

>nyoom


 No.712677

File: 1450596967427.gif (938.53 KB, 500x219, 500:219, Trying not to look nervous.gif)

>>712674

It's fine if you don't know. It's pretty far out in space, after all.

>

Oh, uh... My name's Ratchet. Nice to meet you.


 No.712678

File: 1450596994165-0.png (561.8 KB, 585x381, 195:127, vader.png)

File: 1450596994165-1.jpg (54.24 KB, 300x300, 1:1, Traditional_Velvet_Bright_….jpg)

>dragging in a giant bow

>trying to get it through the door

Hrm.


 No.712679

File: 1450597001099.jpg (114.38 KB, 520x507, 40:39, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)

>>712675

well seeing how I'm 100% sure I hate just about everyone here, I'm wondering why I am still here and not at home


 No.712680

File: 1450597046445.png (321.39 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1442518458786.png)

>>712674

>States at with a blank expression.

>Such a worthless shrine maid.

Yes?

>>712665

>Continues to try and ignore.


 No.712681

File: 1450597054553.jpg (318.41 KB, 600x458, 300:229, together again.jpg)

>>712678

Have you tried turning it vertically?


 No.712682

File: 1450597168943.jpg (332.11 KB, 516x728, 129:182, e745a2e34b874a515d0333b26b….jpg)

>>712677

Reimu. Of the Hakurei Shrine. Say, you got any space money you could donate?

>>712680

This is a pretty weird place for you to show up, you.

>I wish I could remember her name.


 No.712683

File: 1450597169920.jpg (458.52 KB, 726x1052, 363:526, 7f7ea26b4e55c57b7e78beb0e7….jpg)

>>712668

I'm still cold Archer..

>>712663

Oh please, say it, I want to hear you say it.


 No.712684

File: 1450597196399.png (556.82 KB, 600x800, 3:4, Push the button.PNG)

>>712662

On the contrary, I found you, I found my lovely southern~ I've found a number of people whom, cold impressions at first, I think I can prove my worth to eventually.

>>712667

Yes but I have fallen before and have done so time and time again, and yet I get back up and scheme. My base gets destroyed and almost burn alive? I get back up and scheme again. Poisoned? I get back up and scheme once more. You see where this is going?

I work by trial and error, and even if it's just to kill one superhero I'l gladly spend an eternity if I have to. That is why I don't want us to be enemies friend. I do not want to waste your and my time.


 No.712685

File: 1450597205899.jpg (880.04 KB, 801x1147, 801:1147, 3230865-carnage 1.jpg)

>>712680

oh for gods sake!


 No.712686

File: 1450597260457.jpg (367.18 KB, 1024x1455, 1024:1455, Darth_Vader_Super_Detail_b….jpg)

>>712681

That might be a good idea.

>turns it vertically with space magic the force

>trying to get it in

Screw it.

>slices the well open

>slides it in


 No.712687

File: 1450597261342.jpg (518.35 KB, 984x1822, 492:911, e96e05fadd64c37c20e7fb4179….jpg)

>>712679

Wait, you don't live here?

>>712680

>She is!

>hardbap


 No.712688

File: 1450597298271.png (341.6 KB, 800x639, 800:639, 5031f4ce5b15ebe1912db89c09….png)

>>712683

I'm afraid that there's not many more layers that I can remove.


 No.712689

File: 1450597323398.jpg (316.33 KB, 1138x808, 569:404, tumblr_nvnpxlhwGP1qhvqypo2….jpg)

>>712686

Perfect.

>thumbs up


 No.712690

File: 1450597344071.jpg (199.87 KB, 500x445, 100:89, 1244740986029.jpg)

>>712687

NO!....well I use to, but I moved out and have a family


 No.712691

File: 1450597350996.png (316.5 KB, 530x786, 265:393, 3310f382f42a42ce4831d0daa5….png)

>>712688

You know, body warmth..


 No.712692

File: 1450597402164-0.png (82.33 KB, 421x490, 421:490, Hi. my name is Ratchet and….png)

File: 1450597402287-1.png (216.95 KB, 325x506, 325:506, Raritanium.png)

>>712682

We kinda use bolts as currency where I'm from. They don't seem to be that valuable to you guys here.

>!

Maybe this'll be worth something.

>shiny crystal get


 No.712693

File: 1450597403594.gif (1.98 MB, 540x200, 27:10, It's too late.gif)

>>712689

Wait, you're Fordo's other boss aren't you?


 No.712694

File: 1450597444730.jpg (314.57 KB, 700x419, 700:419, little old men.jpg)

>>712693

That would be me.

I didn't think you were real.


 No.712695

File: 1450597527202.jpg (31.5 KB, 337x395, 337:395, 732766-photo9__2_.jpg)

>>712684

It's a little late for that.

>stands up

For all your pointless bluster, you can't even seem to stick to a point. I think that's the worst of it all.

But then that's always the rub. Act like you're in charge and most people tend to not even question it.

That isn't an invitation to go making mistakes, however.

>strolls out


 No.712696

File: 1450597527202.png (126.83 KB, 500x801, 500:801, 0167ecbca1be612b1ba87e0d25….png)

>>712691

>uh

>UH

>'UH

You can sit on my lap if need be.


 No.712697

>


 No.712698

File: 1450597588924.jpg (28 KB, 240x350, 24:35, 1441946340191.jpg)

>>712682

Not really. I grew tired of the underground, and decided to venture above.

>>712685

What do you want Carnage?

>>712687

Ow. What was that for?!

>>712684

.......

>I want him to leave as soon as possible.

Leave.


 No.712699

File: 1450597603697.jpg (416.67 KB, 400x858, 200:429, 153ae496ed74c6c983c606ede6….jpg)

>>712690

Are they nice?


 No.712700

File: 1450597637594.jpg (323.77 KB, 1244x1920, 311:480, You better.jpg)

>>712694

I get that response often.

You'd be surprised about what is and isn't real.


 No.712701

File: 1450597679268.png (584.41 KB, 1023x886, 1023:886, 1399582845515.png)

>>712699

no

>>712698

are you done? like really? are you done?


 No.712702

File: 1450597702873.jpg (248.79 KB, 800x1155, 160:231, janna_poster_art_by_artger….jpg)

>>712698

>picks you up

You were ignoring me!

>holds you out to >>712684

She was ignoring me, can you believe it?!

>>712701

Good no or bad no


 No.712703

File: 1450597718356.jpg (122.21 KB, 533x800, 533:800, reimu happy.jpg)

>>712692

>shinyyy

>i wonder how many shekels I'll get for this

Your contribution is greatly appreciated!

>>712698

And you didn't visit the Hakurei Shrine?


 No.712704

File: 1450597766742.jpg (52.46 KB, 181x272, 181:272, Carnage_Anarchy.jpg)

>>712702

horrible no!


 No.712705

File: 1450597773408.jpg (178.97 KB, 500x750, 2:3, You're pretty good.jpg)

>>712700

There isn't much to surprise me anymore.

>puff

I've seen more than my fair share of incredible things.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Darth Vader.

Call me Big Boss.


 No.712706

File: 1450597835005.png (445.62 KB, 732x1091, 732:1091, Anyone call for a space ra….png)

>>712703

Hey, no problem. Helping people out's kinda my thing.


 No.712707

File: 1450597901853.png (549.16 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 1442521972912.png)

>>712701

Are you done being homeless? Are you done pretending to have a family? Are you done coming here? Are you done using that suit to hide your appearance?

No, then I guess you'll have to go jump off a cliff, or go jump in an active volcano if you are truly bothered by me.

>>712702

Put me down now!

>>712703

Why would I visit a run down shrine? Seriously, when will they ever build something better on that hill.


 No.712708

File: 1450597908783.png (1.39 MB, 700x957, 700:957, 65b3df6c46d7fa52888e16d663….png)

>>712696

>Lay's ontop of you

>Is he ever going to make the move?


 No.712709

File: 1450597933422.jpg (23 KB, 620x368, 155:92, star-wars-vader-force-chok….jpg)

>>712705

The pleasure is all mine. It is good that Fordo has found work outside of the Empire considering what they've done to us.

I've been keeping myself busy as is.


 No.712710

File: 1450597974862.png (841.36 KB, 800x817, 800:817, 5941de525e1ffdc449f4c07d23….png)

>>712704

as in

"It would be a bad idea for Janna to meet them"

or

"Janna should meet them because she'll probably die"

>>712707

Nope!

>holds tight


 No.712711

File: 1450597988629.png (18.05 KB, 253x266, 253:266, 6Ecqp6I.png)

>>712707

I have a home, you've met most of my family, some days yes, and unlike you I look awesome

>siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip

now go cry to ya wind bag


 No.712712

File: 1450598014806.jpg (43.9 KB, 405x285, 27:19, I know him being sincere i….jpg)

>>712695

A shame. True most of that was pointless.

Likewise to you, I'l gladly help out with whatever trivial matters bother you, however I will not stand for being treated like a lapdog. That is all I ask Lancer.

>>712702

She ignores everyone, it's her habit dear.

Let me guess you're a magic user? The only thing that would explain you not dying from hypothermia with such skimpy clothes on

>>712698

I will soon don't you worry your pretty little head about it.


 No.712713

File: 1450598026675.jpg (475.66 KB, 888x1243, 888:1243, f5dc2a5c3e6a9000974b5f4378….jpg)

>>712706

We need more people like you in Gensokyo.

>>712707

That's because no one ever visits to donate! I spend all day cleaning that place up you know!


 No.712714

File: 1450598062594.jpg (34.9 KB, 275x275, 1:1, carnage01onesagain.jpg)

>>712710

both really


 No.712715

File: 1450598106360.jpg (179.26 KB, 778x1024, 389:512, steely eyed.jpg)

>>712709

I would've offered him a hand sooner if I had known he'd take it. All that Universe 4 nonsense was a mistake.

>

Busy?


 No.712716

File: 1450598109978.png (563.11 KB, 568x792, 71:99, All you need to save the d….png)

>>712713

>nervous laugh

Yeah... No idea where that is.


 No.712717

File: 1450598112737.jpg (485.9 KB, 888x1300, 222:325, tumblr_monidtd5n91sww1t3o1….jpg)

>>712712

>the air lifts you up a few inches off the ground

Hey, I like my clothes!

>>712714

ooh, sounds like an interesting family.


 No.712718

File: 1450598185653.gif (35.08 KB, 220x288, 55:72, carnagelonghands.gif)

>>712717

you've met my daughter and dad, ya just haven't met Mileena or Juri


 No.712719

File: 1450598207515.jpg (158.05 KB, 600x429, 200:143, dd68ea33f0c3fe9425b8292458….jpg)

>>712708

>you can take an emiya out of a man but you can never take the shirou- wait

>holding onto her

>Strawberry.

>Has she been raiding the fridge again? Seriously...

Oi.


 No.712720

File: 1450598263348.jpg (98.6 KB, 540x809, 540:809, Secret Wars.jpg)

>>712715

Ah yes, his previous employer. Pleasant man he was...until he fell into the Dark Side. Honestly, the whole salt thing was just him going into a Sith fit of rage I'm sure.

And yes, this bow is here for a ship. I'm building one to return to where I came from and to get revenge on the Emperor for stranding me here.


 No.712721

File: 1450598284351.jpg (194.96 KB, 850x1203, 850:1203, sample-3305c9df51b27b642c5….jpg)

>>712712

>Me

>>712719

You know, if you kissed me right now I wouldn't fret about it..


 No.712722

File: 1450598295527.png (187.86 KB, 487x208, 487:208, parsee_mizuhashi_smudge__b….png)

>>712713

Really? From what Yuugi has told me, you seem to sit around doing nothing.

>>712711

When you jump in that active volcano let me know so I can watch that happen.

>>712710

Damn it women! I said let go of me now!!


 No.712723

File: 1450598338340.jpg (134.06 KB, 500x491, 500:491, sack.jpg)

I don't remember why I came here.


 No.712724

File: 1450598358410.jpg (325.53 KB, 568x768, 71:96, carnage4maaaan.jpg)

>>712722

when you stop pissing on like a bleeding vagina let me kn- OH WAIT that's never!


 No.712725

File: 1450598416951.jpg (9.96 KB, 122x255, 122:255, Really.jpg)

>>712717

>he rolls his eyes

Please tell me you at least worked hard to get that magic. Also I hate to be a spoilsport but let go of the girl, knowing her she'l bite you if you hug her too much.


 No.712726

File: 1450598469763.jpg (467.04 KB, 864x1280, 27:40, Les Enfants Terribles.jpg)

>>712720

It was the beginning of the end.

>uh

I... think you have the wrong kind of bow.


 No.712727

File: 1450598531150.jpg (320.71 KB, 634x1118, 317:559, f0e91dea2b2b93066b3e2d92fd….jpg)

>>712716

Or just people who'll actually donate money.

>glares at Parsee for a second

>>712722

Lies! Nothing but lies!


 No.712728

File: 1450598554350.jpg (72.35 KB, 500x500, 1:1, Sith.jpg)

>>712726

No, no. I'm making a Tie Fighter.

A Bow Tie fighter.


 No.712729

File: 1450598603731.jpg (32.1 KB, 440x641, 440:641, tumblr_ncuzdlNrcr1s0adc8o1….jpg)

>>712718

So I'm halfway there!

Neither of those two were that bad!

>>712722

>rests her head ontop of yours

Why should I?

>>712725

Of course, I grew up an orphan in the slums of Zaun and magic was the only thing that kept me alive.

>...

I can handle a bite or two!


 No.712730

File: 1450598653403.jpg (105.23 KB, 500x333, 500:333, Caipirinha_Dance_Big_Boss_….jpg)

>>712728

Clever. Very clever.


 No.712731

File: 1450598705351.jpg (9.29 KB, 200x189, 200:189, spiderman_venom_bsp2.jpg)

>>712729

you also haven't met Scream, Lasher, Phage, Riot, Agony,Toxin, and Scorn


 No.712732

File: 1450598753594.jpg (122.63 KB, 800x618, 400:309, Toobin.jpg)

>>712730

I got the idea from someone here.


 No.712733

File: 1450598832250.jpg (144.28 KB, 900x561, 300:187, Insomniac's mascots.jpg)

>>712727

People don't wanna donate to charity? What a bunch of cheapskates.


 No.712734

File: 1450598855284.jpg (64 KB, 573x348, 191:116, everyone I know goes away ….jpg)

>>712732

Then that person is very clever.

...Good heavens, look at the time. Nagato will have my head if I don't return to base.

I have a Christmas party to organize.

It was really nice to meet you. Goodbye.

>strolls out


 No.712735

File: 1450598892345.png (415.62 KB, 780x650, 6:5, 091f2333777fab155432895afb….png)

>>712721

It amazes me how forward you are.

>heart thumping


 No.712736

File: 1450598913127.jpg (534.53 KB, 1108x1123, 1108:1123, Displacement teleporter.jpg)

>>712729

Good for a minute I had thought you were something far less respectable.

For now I must take my leave, but I have a good feeling that, in time, You'l be happier to see me.

Farewell Citizens of this land, for now.


 No.712737

File: 1450598961478.jpg (199.44 KB, 600x807, 200:269, 2aa8911e5d83aedc4894a0a6aa….jpg)

>>712735

Well Archer?


 No.712738

File: 1450598962028.gif (1.15 MB, 425x250, 17:10, The intimidation factor is….gif)

>>712734

I shall see you later.

Maybe.

>looking for more ship parts


 No.712739

File: 1450598988667.jpg (148.44 KB, 711x773, 711:773, 655794-parsee_mizuhashi_71.jpg)

>>712724

That will happen when you're dead.

>>712727

She seemed pretty sure that you were doing nothing...... there was the time she said that the two of you made alcohol.

>>712729

Because I said so. Because you said you would do anything I say since you love me.


 No.712740

File: 1450599028896.png (287.6 KB, 328x412, 82:103, 1444610196237.png)

>>712739

so never, gotcha, thanks for proving that I'm always right


 No.712741

File: 1450599072380.jpg (119.83 KB, 1210x796, 605:398, headshot.jpg)

>>712738

>mock-coughs into his glove

So what'd you think?


 No.712742

File: 1450599151657.png (284.69 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, tumblr_mttdbwxCYt1rna804o1….png)

>>712731

Ok, those names sound a little more scary

>>712736

If I acted that way all the time, life would be boring!

See you.

>>712739

>doesn't budge

I don't negotiate with love terrorists!


 No.712743

File: 1450599202396.jpg (34.9 KB, 275x275, 1:1, carnage01onesagain.jpg)

>>712742

oh and Mania, she's stumpy's side kick


 No.712744

File: 1450599224396.jpg (171.36 KB, 1161x768, 387:256, star-wars-episode-v-the-em….jpg)

>>712741

You have found respectable work in my absence.

>nods approvingly


 No.712745

File: 1450599285763.png (273.85 KB, 357x426, 119:142, No clever comment here.png)

>>712743

Ugh I hate being namedropped.


 No.712746

File: 1450599331211.jpg (151.52 KB, 563x1345, 563:1345, treeatack.jpg)

>>712745

and I hate you! and stumpy!


 No.712747

File: 1450599361353.jpg (1.01 MB, 900x1440, 5:8, 7336c896412728d888e69a8042….jpg)

>>712733

>nervously goes in for the kill


 No.712748

File: 1450599361808.jpg (2.64 MB, 1300x2330, 130:233, e278ab384e5708c722efb3a1fb….jpg)

>>712743

ooh, she sounds interesting!

>>712745

I like your name.


 No.712749

File: 1450599418263.jpg (26.22 KB, 250x350, 5:7, 85030-39255-carnage.jpg)

>>712748

nnnnnnnot really, she's kind of a big baby


 No.712750

File: 1450599459942.png (451.89 KB, 615x529, 615:529, What is the right call her….png)

>>712746

Okay, geez. Calm down.

>>712748

Good for you, like I asked.


 No.712751

File: 1450599488441.png (234.2 KB, 400x400, 1:1, nun7GJM.png)

>>712740

You are not immortal human.

>>712742

>Bites your hand.


 No.712752

File: 1450599496669.gif (1.79 MB, 540x200, 27:10, mission accomplished.gif)

>>712744

>working for terrorists is respectable now

>somebody tell the emperor

Thank you, sir. I try.


 No.712753

File: 1450599505893.jpg (823.75 KB, 795x1040, 159:208, d1d6634ac4b1e1b5c19e267cb8….jpg)

>>712747

You know, I don't know wh..

>..

>..

>..

>..


 No.712754

File: 1450599527760.png (302.47 KB, 365x557, 365:557, Carnage4.png)

>>712750

don't take my skit kid.....you'll live longer

>>712751

HA! wrong on both accounts


 No.712755

File: 1450599574906.jpg (380.75 KB, 1280x1493, 1280:1493, Happy fucking lifeday to y….jpg)

>>712752

>anything is a step up from the Emperor

As you should.

I should probably tell you something, Fordo...


 No.712756

>>712733

>whoops bad response

>>712737

>this is what I get for not paying attention


 No.712757

File: 1450599647106.jpg (494.66 KB, 1280x683, 1280:683, 3103833-venom 4.jpg)

>>712754

don't threaten my sidekick, man


 No.712758

File: 1450599679481.jpg (58.53 KB, 803x602, 803:602, bladehand.jpg)

>>712757

I'm not your man, guy!


 No.712759

File: 1450599694765.jpg (78.29 KB, 535x411, 535:411, [serious].jpg)

>>712755

>I was going to go holiday shopping tonight, I swear!

What is it, sir?


 No.712760

File: 1450599705349.jpg (59.9 KB, 300x455, 60:91, 300px-Venom_Vol_2_4_Textle….jpg)

>>712758

I'm not your guy, friend!


 No.712761

File: 1450599728110.png (472.06 KB, 800x1900, 8:19, rawk.png)

>>712754

When did you copyright a skit?

>>712757

Coach don't do it.

This'll end with both of you probably flying out the window or something.

Like it always does.

>>712758

>>712760

ooooor it could end up with that skit like it does.


 No.712762

File: 1450599737730.jpg (130.21 KB, 600x840, 5:7, 13e852a57c79ea977064c6df6e….jpg)

>>712749

You say the same thing about stumpy!

>>712750

oooh, sassy too

>>712751

>doesn't flinch, letting your teeth sink into my hand

ow, now why'd you go and do that?


 No.712763

File: 1450599769363.jpg (880.04 KB, 801x1147, 801:1147, 3230865-carnage 1.jpg)

>>712760

I'm not your friend, buddy!

>>712761

>>712762

not now!


 No.712764

File: 1450599821282.png (782.68 KB, 995x561, 995:561, Oops was that your hand.png)

>>712759

>you better

>or there will be consequences

When we came here...I think something happened.

I hear that here, the Emperor is dead and that I'm dead too.

Something that doesn't add up...


 No.712765

File: 1450599849956.png (424.2 KB, 663x557, 663:557, 2260875-aofwpnwciaaxni6.pn….png)

>>712761

he doesn't threaten you, he does he answers to me!

>>712763

I'm not your buddy, bro!

>>712762

.....really?


 No.712766

File: 1450599918532.jpg (16.81 KB, 250x375, 2:3, tumblr_nkuy8yNtkb1r4nq6yo1….jpg)

>>712762

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

>Please don't tell me that's her shtick.

>>712763

Okay.

>>712765

Coach don't worry about it. We can all go home and enjoy like...chocolate shakes or something.

This'll go on all night.


 No.712767

File: 1450599924101.jpg (59.43 KB, 600x768, 25:32, tumblr_n8j6b99exT1sh5qqjo1….jpg)

>>712764

Time has no meaning here.


 No.712768

File: 1450600025440.jpg (143.82 KB, 638x317, 638:317, 3061552-venom6.jpg)

>>712766

>she's got a point

shut up

>fight?

fight


 No.712769

File: 1450600030576.png (450.41 KB, 759x800, 759:800, 3a5ce93a6e24c17bc097f17477….png)

>>712753

What?

>smirks a little


 No.712770

File: 1450600083735.png (734.05 KB, 1275x548, 1275:548, zooom.png)

>>712764

I don't know how many years it's been since the end of the Clone Wars. I don't know how long ago Endor was either.

By all accounts except ours, we should be either dead, retired, or old men like Rex.

I don't think it has to add up, sir. Let's just enjoy it while it lasts.

>>712767

>[Scanning...]

>they're not still a girl, are they


 No.712771

File: 1450600101812.jpg (413.48 KB, 712x1020, 178:255, tumblr_nenbsbQwm11r28jawo1….jpg)

>>712763

Would later be any better?

>>712765

Sure

>>712766

But nobody is supposed to know my true identity!!


 No.712772

File: 1450600158365.jpg (45.09 KB, 480x831, 160:277, What a shitty story.jpg)

>>712767

There must be an explanation, and I will find it.

>>712770

Fordo, when we got here we went through a wormhole. I have an obligation to go back and see if I still can get revenge.

Or at least see what's there.


 No.712773

File: 1450600164174.jpg (143.82 KB, 638x317, 638:317, 3061552-venom6.jpg)

>>712771

>the goop guys are fighting

>this is all your fault


 No.712774

File: 1450600171444.jpg (102.45 KB, 850x1082, 425:541, sample-0bf601b4e5f1689c1ea….jpg)

>>712769

Archer, take me home.

>Smiles


 No.712775

File: 1450600219378.png (458.19 KB, 500x600, 5:6, tumblr_n9dtj4n8nj1qg0odxo2….png)

>>712770

>chromosomes: XX

>oops

Trooper.

>>712772

You won't find what you're looking for. There is no way out. Only in.


 No.712776

File: 1450600245658.png (1.81 MB, 964x1484, 241:371, Ow my arm.png)

>>712771

>Dear god it is.

It's Captain Obvious' job to make everything obvious, even their identity.

>>712768

I don't know what I was expecting.

Can't go a single day without it.


 No.712777

File: 1450600314865.png (283.75 KB, 638x626, 319:313, c6496ea666b4a85470c808d611….png)

>>712774

You're in a good mood.


 No.712778

File: 1450600354207.jpg (38.17 KB, 420x630, 2:3, BusZ2r4CIAEOSeV.jpg)

>>712762

>Let's go of your hand.

Because you won't let me down.

>>712754

..... Great another person that drank that medicine.


 No.712779

File: 1450600444724.jpg (57.21 KB, 600x849, 200:283, 0048667990666a968143055a6e….jpg)

>>712777

Yes, yes I am. Let's go.


 No.712780

File: 1450600467653.jpg (453.43 KB, 1280x716, 320:179, reflections.jpg)

>>712772

So it's a wormhole now?

When I arrived here with the first platoon I could have sworn it was normal spaceflight.

If you're still insisting on going, sir. Please try to come back.

>>712775

>oh

>oh

Ma'am.


 No.712781

File: 1450600479166.jpg (143.82 KB, 638x317, 638:317, 3061552-venom6.jpg)

>>712778

>Red guy busy fighting other guy to make smart ass remake

>>712776

>aaaaaaand out the window they go


 No.712782

File: 1450600601115.jpg (31.86 KB, 400x566, 200:283, Y'ever notice how we're fr….jpg)

>>712775

I know I'll be drawn back. This place is strong in the Force...like the Cave of Evil on Dagobah...strong in the Dark Side.

>>712780

It seemed like it was. What we went through was almost instantaneous!

>snaps his finger

Like that. Perhaps we were not stranded by the Empire...but they instead could not find us. So they gave up.

I'll go, but I'll have to come back. There is little choice in the matter.


 No.712783

File: 1450600665540.jpg (386.75 KB, 1280x1791, 1280:1791, tumblr_nnpolwvMua1teto02o2….jpg)

>>712780

It's been far too long. What have I missed.

>>712782

Then you are not going alone. I have my own reasons to escape this wretched, stagnant place. Even if it is temporary.


 No.712784

File: 1450600757597.jpg (375.48 KB, 600x585, 40:39, 1393224512695.jpg)

>>712773

ooh, exciting!

>>712776

I am the best!


 No.712785

File: 1450600832635.jpg (581.64 KB, 1280x1360, 16:17, eb4953e8cfe13bfdcdcac072ca….jpg)

>>712778

Exactly, you're mine~


 No.712786

File: 1450600872014.png (142.59 KB, 500x647, 500:647, tumblr_mzbsm0TeUf1ssz1m8o1….png)

>>712781

Yep.

I knew it. I should probably follow them.

>looks around

Ehm...

>>712784

Yeah, going out the window is a preferable alternative to this.

I wish that was typical teenage sarcasm.

>out the broken window she goes


 No.712787

File: 1450600883362.jpg (156.57 KB, 850x601, 850:601, sample-696ec55cb960f3f6c79….jpg)

>>712779

I'll make something good for breakfast.

>leap


 No.712788

File: 1450600957203.png (549.16 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 1442521972912.png)

>>712785

I belong to no one!


 No.712789

File: 1450601008080.jpg (278.71 KB, 580x778, 290:389, still this pose.jpg)

>>712782

You sure you're not thinking of the jump to hyperspace?

Have you seen the latest Rebel propaganda film? They're claiming the empire dissolved and re-emerged as this "First Order." And then the rebels blew up another super weapon. How original.

It was somewhat... moving.

>>712783

We're still in this swamp, I work for a paramilitary organization, the universe reset once or twice, and the malt shop re-opened under new owners.

Nothing super important.


 No.712790

File: 1450601078869.jpg (448.17 KB, 1280x1811, 1280:1811, tumblr_mtc6j6fX3F1s0adc8o1….jpg)

>>712788

>smiles at you

I'll let you down if you kiss me

>>712786

bye-bye


 No.712791

File: 1450601128929.gif (1002.29 KB, 245x160, 49:32, tumblr_mixnijFzlR1rct9gro1….gif)

>>712783

If you so wish.

We'd be gone sooner if I could just work on this primitive technology.

>>712789

No, no...I felt a disturbance in the force.

And...that was a propaganda film? I wasn't sure what it was.

Despite it being what I lived through on the first Death Star it really felt...exciting. Again.


 No.712792

File: 1450601129089.jpg (359.04 KB, 600x1000, 3:5, 1442191666171.jpg)

>>712790

You lie through your teeth.


 No.712793

File: 1450601191786.jpg (51.96 KB, 640x360, 16:9, zzz.jpg)

>zzz

...Just kiss her already...

>zzz


 No.712794

File: 1450601255893.jpg (48.72 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_mbuih8ORmP1r9ci8go1….jpg)

>>712789

I expected nothing and still I'm disappointed.

>>712791

I feel your pain. If I could just access the Star Forge, even just a fragment of it, we wouldn't have any problems.

...I should to look for my star map.

I will return.

>storms away


 No.712795

File: 1450601397321.jpg (485.9 KB, 888x1300, 222:325, tumblr_monidtd5n91sww1t3o1….jpg)

>>712792

I swear, Ahri as my witness!


 No.712796

File: 1450601461472.jpg (465.74 KB, 883x1167, 883:1167, 2c294911ca01f6a139f0851229….jpg)

>>712795

>zzz

...Janna quit beating around the bush...

>zzz


 No.712797

File: 1450601551534.jpg (178.72 KB, 850x611, 850:611, sample-b95dd649e268cff96f4….jpg)

>>712796

>Fades in cuddling Ahri


 No.712798

File: 1450601639586.png (2.48 MB, 1893x810, 631:270, focused.png)

>>712791

>I only got a little teary

You say that whenever something happens, sir.

Who else would make films that disparage us so? Hell, The Republic did a few too.

>>712794

That's life for you, ma'am.

>

>Captain, are you alright?

Huh? Oh, I'm fine.


 No.712799

File: 1450601652301.jpg (148.44 KB, 711x773, 711:773, 655794-parsee_mizuhashi_71.jpg)


 No.712800

File: 1450601717974.png (321.39 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1442518458786.png)

>>712797

Great the one eyed clock bitch is still here.


 No.712801

File: 1450601788148.jpg (61.13 KB, 350x379, 350:379, tumblr_mtczo6jZfL1qh1x6ko1….jpg)

>>712796

>looks over to protest

>Ahri being cuddled by clock girl

>whelp, guess I have to

>>712799

>kisses you herself


 No.712802

File: 1450601830970.jpg (251.38 KB, 1365x2048, 1365:2048, vader_Darth_Vader-s1365x20….jpg)

>>712794

And I will be waiting.

>>712798

Yes, but the Rebels shouldn't be here.

It doesn't add up.

That younger Sith also reminded me of myself when I was younger...ehhhhhh.


 No.712803

File: 1450601962045.jpg (51.96 KB, 640x360, 16:9, zzz.jpg)

>>712797

>zzz

...LeBlanc... get off...

>zzz

>>712801

>zzz

>you should probably help your sleeping friend

>zzz


 No.712804

File: 1450602023627.jpg (54.95 KB, 500x381, 500:381, 1275716403530_f.jpg)

>>712801

!!!

>Hits your chest with my fist when you kissed me.


 No.712805

File: 1450602144243.png (1.3 MB, 1717x799, 101:47, what do you think, boys.png)

>>712802

Ideas travel fast and far. Who knows how it got here.

And I'm fairly certain Revan was born almost 3000 years before Yavin.

There was some classes about the old sith wars at the Carida Academy.

They were... not my best classes.

>Are you sure you're alright, sir?

Cut it out, trooper.

>Sir!


 No.712806

File: 1450602213108.jpg (147.65 KB, 689x1000, 689:1000, sample-b0a5852cb780c6d5e4b….jpg)

>>712804

>holds the kiss until you submit

>>712803

>the wind starts to prod at you, getting harder and harder the longer you ignore it


 No.712807

File: 1450602285668.gif (192.99 KB, 500x670, 50:67, The Legend of Leia; The Em….gif)

>>712805

Well I already knew that, but I'll need to brush up on that long ago.

And what's going on with the other troopers on the communicator?


 No.712808

File: 1450602344282.jpg (593.33 KB, 1000x706, 500:353, 1447276501130.jpg)

>>712803

I'm not on you, I'm behind you~

>Snuggling intensifies

>>712800

Ara Ara~ Don't make me do it..


 No.712809

File: 1450602593878.jpg (386.8 KB, 891x800, 891:800, Touhou.full.1003518.jpg)

>>712806

>Continues to hit your chest with my fist.

>>712808

>To busy dealing with one female to deal with an time bitch.


 No.712810

File: 1450602661727.png (974.17 KB, 1179x544, 1179:544, you guys seeing this.png)

>>712807

I'll forward you some of the files I've got on them. They make for some nice bedtime reading.

Don't worry about that. They're just pushing the limits of my leniency.

>shoots them a look

>they quiet down quickly


 No.712811

File: 1450602691977.jpg (353.32 KB, 1280x848, 80:53, 1bef5249b6a36a5f3edf4ba40b….jpg)

>>712806

>?

>snort

>yawns

>>712808

>?

Wha- You're not LeBlanc!

>scrambles back

Ew....


 No.712812

File: 1450602774958.jpg (44.42 KB, 680x425, 8:5, You could have prevented t….jpg)

>>712810

I thought most of the troops died.

You shouldn't bother them. they're a rarity to us.


 No.712813

File: 1450602790432.png (284.69 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, tumblr_mttdbwxCYt1rna804o1….png)

>>712809

>Nope, not sopping

>>712811

>wind pushes your tails away from clock girl

>those aren't hers

>too busy with Parsee to do anything other than magic


 No.712814

File: 1450602960687.jpg (201.67 KB, 800x1236, 200:309, 02696f8329b5d73ff48227891a….jpg)

>>712813

Woo woo!

>puts on a Janna #1 cap


 No.712815

File: 1450603043711.jpg (154.57 KB, 861x473, 861:473, pose like a team.jpg)

>>712812

They're mine, sir. Clone Troopers were designed to be hardier.

Admittedly, we've lost and gained a few over the course. But that's a consequence of the lifestyle.

And it's the other way around. I'm lenient with them.


 No.712816

File: 1450603176702.gif (951.63 KB, 500x213, 500:213, star-wars-darth-vader-spin….gif)

>>712815

Good, they are a rarity here...I think. Unless I'm thinking Stormtroopers.


 No.712817

File: 1450603181501.jpg (70.58 KB, 480x678, 80:113, 1441968053761.jpg)

>>712809

It's so cute when your shut up.

>>712811

>Rubbing the ears

Now now, is that anyway to treat me?

>Hands over ice cream


 No.712818

File: 1450603409837.jpg (88.88 KB, 600x733, 600:733, touhou___don_t_cry_parsee_….jpg)

>>712813

>Grabs both of your ears and tries prying you off me.


 No.712819

File: 1450603474247.png (101.73 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 4924da0e28697548ee35520cb6….png)

>>712817

That's unfair.

>staying away


 No.712820

File: 1450603488174.jpg (223.77 KB, 763x1046, 763:1046, Commander_Deviss_by_ncajay….jpg)

>>712816

The last Stormtrooper I saw around here was taken in by one of the Symbiotes.

They were alone and didn't object at all. I can't say it was a shame.

>wasn't Cody leading a detachment of them on Kamino

>I'll have to cross him off the life day list too

>fuck


 No.712821

File: 1450603556346.jpg (157.35 KB, 480x679, 480:679, 35817354_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>712819

Me fair? Teeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee.

>Continues playing with your ears


 No.712822

File: 1450603579299.png (260.84 KB, 417x750, 139:250, 1402982620555.png)

>>712818

>not happening

>just gotta accept it

>starting to float towards Ahri's room with you

>>712814

>Floating away with Parsee

>breeze passes by and whispers "have fun with the clock"


 No.712823

File: 1450603677527.gif (920.41 KB, 346x194, 173:97, tumblr_mr4b5gojwT1s9ab4to1….gif)

>>712820

Poor guy. Well it's gone and done now.

Maybe when I go back to the Empire I can recruit more.

Another Captain is in order at least., you being the sole leader is ridiculous...but another Captain would be useless without more troops.

So we'll need another one with more troops.


 No.712824

File: 1450603739881.jpg (208.38 KB, 550x816, 275:408, 0480d98596b9144d17b11295a6….jpg)

>>712821

Get off me!

>swatting the hands away


 No.712825

File: 1450603811975.jpg (207.08 KB, 1376x1000, 172:125, sample-1f237ed934703865708….jpg)

>>712824

You look like a kitty when you do that~

>Rubbing intensifies

Now enjoy your ice cream~


 No.712826

File: 1450603961686.jpg (76.68 KB, 751x960, 751:960, Nyaa.jpg)

>>712825

Well its not meant to be endearing, I'll say that.


 No.712827

File: 1450604057596.jpg (34.83 KB, 480x720, 2:3, image.jpg)

>>712826

C'mon Ahri, I don't wish you any harm~

>Stroking the Ahri ears


 No.712828

File: 1450604099270.jpg (150.73 KB, 770x1036, 55:74, clone_wars_by_Jubran.jpg)

>>712823

Oh, I'm not the sole leader, just the de facto one. There's still Boss above us and a handful of other captains. Deviss, Jag, Rex, and uh... Tuttle.

This would be easier to determine if one of us was an actual commander. Commander Fordo, how does that sound, sir? Has a nice ring to it.

>

We? Another one? More troops?


 No.712829

File: 1450604405827.jpg (62.57 KB, 691x960, 691:960, 12342703_10201168434488619….jpg)

>>712827

You don't exactly give off "safe" vibes...


 No.712830

File: 1450604502069.jpeg (193.39 KB, 312x449, 312:449, 2015-07-13-751148.jpeg)

>>712829

Well well, if I wanted to do anything I would already done it.

>Lay's head on your bust

Goodness these are nice~


 No.712831

File: 1450604544371.jpg (153 KB, 1183x563, 1183:563, THIS IS BLASPHEMOUS!.jpg)

>>712828

The only other one I have seen here since is Rex and he's in no condition to lead...

And...I'll allow it if only because there's nobody else to vote.

And another Captain with more troops. We may not work for the Empire anymore, but that doesn't mean we need to let the 501st die.


 No.712832

File: 1450604755369.jpg (365.88 KB, 1000x1214, 500:607, 0b731110f37100b04b993765bd….jpg)

>>712830

You're really too comfortable around me. Really, you shouldn't do these kinds of things.


 No.712833

File: 1450604874443.jpg (125.55 KB, 845x946, 845:946, Shining Armor.jpg)

>>712831

That's probably because I'm reckless enough to risk coming here and getting vaporized again. Consider me a liaison to the rest of this strange world.

Where would we get more troops? Clones are in dwindling supply and cloning more takes years--

>

That's not what you're suggesting, is it.


 No.712834

File: 1450604956389.gif (612.93 KB, 500x267, 500:267, WEEEEEEEEEEE.gif)

>>712833

No, I mean Stormtroopers. When I go back to the Empire, I'll bring more here.

Unless you want more clones.


 No.712835

File: 1450604975742.jpg (60.8 KB, 400x762, 200:381, 1450367412436.jpg)

>>712832

>Nudges them

But they're so comfortable. I could lay here all days. Humor me just this once Ahri. I wanna be loved just once, is that too much to ask? Deep down, I'm still a girl, I have feelings, and I have wants.

>Stroking the Ahri tails


 No.712836

File: 1450605053463.jpg (336.01 KB, 750x1250, 3:5, 395643ea8a4c32df3d166d1da1….jpg)

>>712835

>...

>...

>...

>sighs quietly

Fine. I'll give you just tonight.


 No.712837

File: 1450605251916.png (1.4 MB, 1871x810, 1871:810, visor glint.png)

>>712834

That entirely depends on who you bring back, sir.

Just throwing droves of men at the enemy isn't going to work. That's not how I lead.

If you find a particularly hardy unit and a trustworthy Captain to lead them, then, by all means.

Just might have to run it over with Rex first. According to him, he and some others jumped ship prior to Order 66, but I could have sworn him being around a few months back.


 No.712838

File: 1450605298247.jpg (145.87 KB, 480x583, 480:583, 42638099_p0_master1200-1.jpg)

>>712836

Really? How marvelous. Now lay on you tummy, I'll give you a back massage to die for~ Don't worry, I won't actually try to kill you~ Not that I can anyways my little cute Kitsune.


 No.712839

File: 1450605387431.gif (476.8 KB, 496x203, 496:203, THIS CLUB LACKS THE CAPACI….gif)

>>712837

The timeline here really is an anomaly.

I'll bring back a troop that's strong, but there might not be enough room for a lot depending on the ship.

If Stormtroopers are still around, either...


 No.712840

File: 1450605644811.jpg (1.12 MB, 1368x2000, 171:250, 2545babdfa7c8de0be9d79dc46….jpg)

>>712838

>lying on her tummy

Do you have to say it like that?


 No.712841

File: 1450605767050.png (549.28 KB, 431x680, 431:680, 1442740301656.png)

>>712840

>Begins the most epic massage ever

Fine, you're it cute at all~ That better? I have a question, what ever happened to your Pyro maniac of a girlfriend?


 No.712842

File: 1450605890369.jpg (74.52 KB, 450x271, 450:271, Review_CloneTrooperCaptain….jpg)

>>712839

I've still got access to some landing ships, transport shouldn't be hard if you do find them.

>rubs the back of his own helmet

And, uh, you know what nevermind.


 No.712843

File: 1450605974764.jpg (555.37 KB, 845x1200, 169:240, kofd.jpg)

>>712841

>!

>!!

>!!!

Wow you're-

>!

really good at this.

>stretching out with a "nyaa~"

Azula? She's...

>lonely expression flashes across her face for a second

-probably moved on to conquer somewhere.


 No.712844

File: 1450605982736.jpg (242.55 KB, 726x1101, 242:367, Darth_Vader_by_zaratus.jpg)

>>712842

Wait, what do you mean 'nevermind?'


 No.712845

File: 1450606144864.jpg (1 MB, 1200x849, 400:283, 1447118528966.jpg)

>>712843

I have experience giving massages.

>That Nyaa. Ugh, she is too cute!

Awww, I'm sorry to hear such a thing. Her loss though. You lost a love interest but you gained a best friend, Janna seems very fond of you.


 No.712846

File: 1450606282663.jpg (137.36 KB, 976x818, 488:409, I'm bringing sexy back.jpg)

>>712844

I was going to ask for something else, but it sounds silly.

And come to think of it, completely unnecessary. We've got it already.

>mutters something in mando'a and shakes his head

Who did you have in mind for these stormtroopers.


 No.712847

File: 1450606402212.jpg (47.12 KB, 480x303, 160:101, vader-blog480.jpg)

>>712846

Only the strong--

Oh who? I don't know. With how long I've been gone, the ranks could've changed so easily.


 No.712848

File: 1450606561028.jpg (188.98 KB, 800x800, 1:1, uSqsE1Y.jpg)

>>712845

Janna's fond of most people. She's not the type to just give up on someone even if they hate her.


 No.712849

File: 1450606570493.jpg (64.96 KB, 538x538, 1:1, crouched.jpg)

>>712847

I'm sure you'll find someone competent. A lot of sympathizers looked up to you before, I don't see why they wouldn't now. Legends grow with time, I've heard.

When do you think you'll depart?


 No.712850

File: 1450606686553.png (212.51 KB, 680x230, 68:23, Shit, man.png)

>>712849

As soon as I run into, or create a ship.


 No.712851

File: 1450606785001.jpg (404.71 KB, 1600x1000, 8:5, 1437394462216.jpg)

>>712848

And you, what type are you hmm?

>Rubbing the Ahri shoulders

Any place in particular I should pay extra attention to?


 No.712852

File: 1450606898630.jpg (323.13 KB, 621x700, 621:700, 6330118b86af3697f28b5e204e….jpg)

>>712851

You've known me long enough, you tell me.

>relaxing with a slight purr

Just the neck will do~


 No.712853

File: 1450606911828.png (26.66 KB, 165x249, 55:83, rangefinders at the ready.png)

>>712850

You're not really serious about making ship with a Life-Day bow, are you?

It's not physically possible.


 No.712854

File: 1450606965908.webm (1.1 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Inner Monologue.webm)

>>712853

Well you must admit it was a novel idea.


 No.712855

File: 1450607062795.png (1.16 MB, 1752x808, 219:101, macrobinoculars2.png)

>>712854

It's more of a joke, really.


 No.712856

File: 1450607098395.jpg (145.16 KB, 400x502, 200:251, Darth_Vader_by_gattadonna.jpg)

>>712855

Where's your Life Day spirit?


 No.712857

File: 1450607146124.gif (1.02 MB, 500x281, 500:281, 1437646820080.gif)

>>712852

You're a nice girl, everyone loves you. I wonder though, what deep and dark secrets are you hiding hmmmm?

>She purrs?


 No.712858

File: 1450607257694.png (581.75 KB, 900x1004, 225:251, PLLxzsK.png)

>>712857

You expect me to give up things like that so easily?

>she purrs


 No.712859

File: 1450607418889.png (489.2 KB, 785x778, 785:778, firelight.png)

>>712856

I left it wrapped up in a box under the Wroshyr tree. I'm going to open it on the 25th.

Speaking of, what do you want for it? I'm not super sure what to get anyone.

>all I have are guns

>I can't just give them out two years in a row


 No.712860

File: 1450607526351.jpg (49.29 KB, 856x480, 107:60, rotj052.jpg)

>>712859

>I want my humanity back

Oh it doesn't matter, it's the thought that counts.


 No.712861

File: 1450607685259.jpg (248.83 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, 1445414034793.jpg)

>>712858

Well maybe I can dig it out of you~ Not in a bad way, but my massages can explore places that will make you talk~

>Rubbing the Ahri lower back


 No.712862

File: 1450607831766.jpg (505.17 KB, 1280x883, 1280:883, 557259308a8464e02c89c39510….jpg)

>>712861

You're definitely very persuasive like this~ This definitely puts me in the mood for more pleasant things.


 No.712863

File: 1450607898371.jpg (56.79 KB, 500x500, 1:1, doodle.jpg)

>>712860

>don't we all, buddy, don't we all

Are you sure?

>let me have this, damn it


 No.712864

File: 1450607962279.gif (1.74 MB, 350x197, 350:197, giphy.gif)

>>712863

>I want my son and daughter to love me.

Uhhhh...alright, get me a tie I guess.


 No.712865

File: 1450608093311.jpg (2.14 MB, 1500x2020, 75:101, 35567550_p0.jpg)

>>712862

See, I'm not a nightmare all the time~ I'm just misunderstood.


 No.712866

File: 1450608233388.jpg (1.25 MB, 2480x3508, 620:877, p28Y7rY.jpg)

>>712865

That's what I said too, for the longest time...


 No.712867

File: 1450608340455.gif (416.52 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_lspcrorqJk1qj1wdro2….gif)

>>712864

>should I get the lounge

>tell me what's troubling you, sir

What kind of tie? Interceptor? Advanced?

Defender? Bomber? Scout? Shuttle?


 No.712868

File: 1450608389936.gif (431.64 KB, 400x201, 400:201, giphy (1).gif)

>>712867

>nothing is troubling me.

That's not what I meant...but an Advanced would be nice.


 No.712869

File: 1450608548660.jpg (474.17 KB, 1920x1200, 8:5, 1437931330417.jpg)

>>712866

I just have a fun temper~ I like to travel, see the world, try the locals.

>Rubbing the Ahri butt

Hehe~


 No.712870

File: 1450608642506.jpg (123.22 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, OwyYvdM.jpg)

>>712869

You sound just like me.

>!

Are you massaging or just having fun there.


 No.712871

File: 1450608759214.png (144.66 KB, 311x380, 311:380, Costanza.png)

>>712868

>

Good choice. I'll see what I can find. Oh, and please keep me updated if you talk to Revan.

I'm... curious as to how it will turn out. Good night, sir.


 No.712872

File: 1450608809639.jpg (163.2 KB, 640x640, 1:1, dj-darth-vader.jpg)

>>712871

Goodnight, Captain.

We will keep in contact.


 No.712873

File: 1450609026557.jpeg (306.53 KB, 400x865, 80:173, 2015-03-27-722026.jpeg)

>>712870

A little of both~ I won't slip anything in, I promise~


 No.712874

File: 1450609245704.jpg (621.97 KB, 800x766, 400:383, Ahri.full.1282529.jpg)

>>712873

That goes without saying! Jeez and you wonder why I'm so guarded around you.


 No.712875

File: 1450609510809.jpg (21.04 KB, 343x193, 343:193, Kurumi-Tokisaki-date-a-liv….jpg)

>>712874

I thought I just made you nervous~

>Lay's next to you

See, I could play nice~


 No.712876

File: 1450609598751.jpg (139.56 KB, 550x500, 11:10, Ahri.full.1588151.jpg)

>>712875

It's almost the same thing isn't it.

>looks over

Maybe you're a bit nicer than I thought.


 No.712877

File: 1450609860774.jpg (2.83 MB, 2295x1597, 2295:1597, 45517824_p0 (1).jpg)

>>712876

>Nibbling on the Ahri ears

I only dispose of the bad eggs Ahri~


 No.712878

File: 1450610095587.jpg (217.11 KB, 619x1289, 619:1289, 05e0e46376b4763093c130cc7a….jpg)

>>712877

>shaking her head

>ears flicking

And you toy with the good ones?


 No.712879

File: 1450610261040.jpg (287.59 KB, 650x860, 65:86, 4e1cf74b12816bcbd4ff272340….jpg)

>>712878

The cute ones, the cute strong ones~ Just font tell my father, or he'll try to kill me hehehe.


 No.712880

File: 1450610539426.jpg (314.13 KB, 800x812, 200:203, Ahri.full.1815989.jpg)

>>712879

You're scared of your father of all people?


 No.712881

File: 1450610709988.png (211.94 KB, 371x750, 371:750, 54f113de59ecb38b03ef39237c….png)

>>712880

No, I'm not scared, he's just a god and loses his temper really fast and will destroy the universe.

>Nod nod


 No.712882

File: 1450610972087.jpg (344.95 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, frying up some scrubs.jpg)

>>712881

Another crazy god... Constantly living under threat of destruction isn't good for the mind.


 No.712883

File: 1450611178771.jpg (95.54 KB, 850x623, 850:623, sample-5ca2050e6c8790f6d73….jpg)

>>712882

He's just.. well yea he is a bit of a zealot.

>Nudges the Ahri

Ahri, are you tired? Let's share a bed yes?

>Clothes de-materializes


 No.712884

File: 1450611434877.jpg (359.71 KB, 505x754, 505:754, 6f7907cab6e6c9314181c23b1a….jpg)

>>712883

>throws pajamas at her

Pervert. You're not doing it naked.


 No.712885

File: 1450611600322.jpg (804.33 KB, 2645x3400, 529:680, 36006198_p0.jpg)

>>712884

Clothes are restricting, and I'm not completely nude. I have lingerie on~

>Grabs your hand and places them on her bust

You don't enjoy them?


 No.712886

File: 1450611862687.jpg (771.22 KB, 800x1132, 200:283, 6ea5703b9d44b3280db21e1597….jpg)

>>712885

I'd rather not have to explain any misunderstanding with you.

>squish


 No.712887

File: 1450611936531.jpg (61.54 KB, 480x898, 240:449, 1448086648291.jpg)

>>712886

Cause you know I'll win~


 No.712888

File: 1450612842430.jpg (383.66 KB, 870x1160, 3:4, 82db616e90c01e3578a2d1be79….jpg)

>>712887

I'm in enough trouble as it is without having you saying lewd things about me.

whoops i didn't realise I had to captcha


 No.712889

File: 1450612897411.png (612.77 KB, 1066x656, 13:8, ItsASnuggle..WithAStruggle.png)

>>712888

Trouble? Ara ara~


 No.712890

File: 1450613026314.jpg (167.31 KB, 1200x1083, 400:361, pHsFz7R.jpg)

>>712889

I just get myself into silly situations.

>sheepish smile

Rumours are dangerous things too.


 No.712891

File: 1450613185937.jpg (70.8 KB, 500x563, 500:563, 1443161265278.jpg)

>>712890

I thought someone was after you.

>Sigh

.. and I'm hungry.


 No.712892

File: 1450613325323.jpg (364.92 KB, 1500x2006, 750:1003, kMj18B0.jpg)

>>712891

Like I said, those days are way behind me.

>?

What would you like?


 No.712893

File: 1450613535886.jpg (110.05 KB, 480x648, 20:27, 43671269_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>712892

Teeheehee what I want can't be made in a kitchen Ahri~


 No.712894

File: 1450613626569.jpg (231.12 KB, 700x827, 700:827, Fsjzmmc.jpg)

>>712893

If this is going where I think it's going...


 No.712895

File: 1450613754889.jpg (694.21 KB, 565x800, 113:160, 45561440_p0.jpg)

>>712894

Get your mind out of the gutter, Im talking about time~ But, I wouldn't mind having a little taste of something else.

>Stranding the Ahri


 No.712896

File: 1450614031727.jpg (579.41 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, how do you even misspell A….jpg)

>>712895

And what would that one be.


 No.712897

File: 1450614111302.png (467.77 KB, 757x1055, 757:1055, 1442888732980.png)

>>712896

Oh you know you know~ So is Janna in your bed again??


 No.712898

File: 1450614566900.jpg (196.66 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, f6e3a964a2b4b990bfc08b670f….jpg)

>>712897

More than likely. Though she's a pretty heavy sleeper. Just push her off.


 No.712899

File: 1450614687166.gif (587.79 KB, 500x272, 125:68, tumblr_mmpo4yX1f21s3mhp8o1….gif)

>>712898

We can find another room~ I don't want to have a threes me tonight. Me and you is just fine~


 No.712900

File: 1450614873260.jpg (614.49 KB, 1000x647, 1000:647, 4c590cd1358598151dc9a95c8d….jpg)

>>712899

This is how rumours are born, dammit. I'm not sleeping anywhere else, thanks.


 No.712901

File: 1450615031822.jpg (148.84 KB, 240x400, 3:5, 35101978_p0.jpg)

>>712900

You told me I can have one night. You aren't backing out on me are you Ahri

>Kissing the Ahri cheeks


 No.712902

File: 1450615250877.jpg (216.18 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, hJ8kweL.jpg)

>>712901

You meant it like that?

>slumps

You really don't hold back.


 No.712903

File: 1450615352651.jpeg (5.05 MB, 2834x2125, 2834:2125, 2015-02-05-708737.jpeg)

>>712902

Holding back isn't my strong suit. Should we have a safe word hmmm?


 No.712904

File: 1450615588819.jpg (232.69 KB, 850x1164, 425:582, 86QJl6K.jpg)

>>712903

I agreed and I didn't read the fine print. I'm going to regret this for the rest for my days here.


 No.712905

File: 1450615713877.png (325.11 KB, 640x360, 16:9, Kurumi_TokisakiiMah.png)

>>712904

Are you pouting? Dont pout, it doesn't make you look cute. C'mon, let's go find a room. I won't say a word to anyone, promise~


 No.712906

File: 1450615919401.jpg (94 KB, 606x850, 303:425, d99a9416710feb7e1355216e07….jpg)

>>712905

People have ways of finding out. Lead the way.


 No.712907

File: 1450616076855.jpg (724.67 KB, 1240x1648, 155:206, 35907216_p0.jpg)

>>712906

I'll leave in the morning~

>Grabs the Ahri hand, leading her into a room


 No.712908

File: 1450616355035.jpg (253.46 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-f70a5020b078344fe12….jpg)

>>712907

You'd better.

>follows after


 No.712909

File: 1450616573707.jpg (257.6 KB, 850x1216, 425:608, sample-a1ad1b7a942b8b7a5eb….jpg)

>>712908

What if you like it? Then maybe you'll want to do me again~

>Clothes off

>Helps you get yours off

>Locks the door


 No.712910

File: 1450616721435.jpg (64.44 KB, 508x720, 127:180, 12360298_10201168416048158….jpg)

>>712909

I think I can safely say that I won't enjoy what comes after.


 No.712911

File: 1450616859065.jpg (81.47 KB, 367x750, 367:750, 1437804961703.jpg)

>>712910

Ahri, give me some credit~ If you liked what I did with my hands and massages, just wait to see what I can do with my mouth~

>Winks


 No.712912

File: 1450616957796.jpg (60.84 KB, 473x700, 473:700, 12345461_10201168329445993….jpg)

>>712911

And now you're just going to drop corny lines? Come on then, let's get on with it.

>pokes her tongue out


 No.712913

File: 1450617455392.jpg (868.27 KB, 900x900, 1:1, photo.jpg)

>>712912

>Boops your nose

Ara ara~ Just lay down, Ill take control from here~

>And he rest will be implied. End Scene ha


 No.712914

File: 1450617696210.png (633.35 KB, 600x697, 600:697, 5b34f6423679a45e3d555dd916….png)

Those two need to keep it down.


 No.712915

File: 1450617830834.png (328.8 KB, 900x1161, 100:129, ohh.png)

You use to call me on my cell phone.. late night when you need my love.


 No.712916

File: 1450618435251.png (576.18 KB, 500x758, 250:379, 8f0e19d44725d5f28de5fedb06….png)

>>712915

Hey, that's not half bad.


 No.712917

File: 1450618592228.png (80.52 KB, 894x894, 1:1, rin_chan_by_ayichii-d3ku24….png)

>>712916

Hello Lancer.. you never did call me back after we you know..


 No.712918

File: 1450618675427.jpg (345.47 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 3b60b0ca87eadb6269f1566773….jpg)

>>712917

After you locked me in a bathroom with you and I sat in a corner?


 No.712919

File: 1450618762264.jpg (57.35 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1446512063921.jpg)

>>712918

Don't play dumb!


 No.712920

File: 1450618997682.png (298.98 KB, 400x600, 2:3, 17b3ae3db67e9aafb428bb4fa8….png)

>>712919

Dumb what?


 No.712921

File: 1450619071602.jpg (343.25 KB, 1800x1200, 3:2, konachan-com-155796-kagami….jpg)

>>712920

Whatever.

>Are those noises coming from the room?

Sounds like someone is having fun.


 No.712922

File: 1450619490308.jpg (1.23 MB, 1000x1010, 100:101, 2c0107676289c95ab3b43ba811….jpg)

>>712921

Sounds pretty hot though.

>peeking through the keyhole

>gets blasted back by a fireball


 No.712923

File: 1450619602290.png (1.28 MB, 696x976, 87:122, 28a711b74e1f5ce262315bd723….png)

>>712922

Oh my god are you okay!? What is going on in there? Is someone doing it? It sounds like 2 girls!


 No.712924

File: 1450619988009.png (197.25 KB, 508x900, 127:225, 4fc791b8823c5854d9e99b525b….png)

>>712923

>snuffs his hair out

You do not wanna go in there right now, girly.


 No.712925

File: 1450620023022.gif (170.43 KB, 560x420, 4:3, giphy.gif)

>>712924

Spill it, what did you see!?


 No.712926

File: 1450620129014.jpg (381.37 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 7c5af6bc747eae29b2d3f65bfa….jpg)

>>712925

Definitely two girls. Ahri and some girl whose name I don't remember. Oi, no peeking.


 No.712927

File: 1450620320332.jpg (131.51 KB, 726x799, 726:799, wKR6apP.jpg)

>>712926

Really!? Im a little curious though. How? Like what position.


 No.712928

File: 1450620435210.png (285.26 KB, 842x595, 842:595, breezey.png)

>>712927

Oh man it's real crazy. Ahri's on her back and-

>squint

Wait I shouldn't be telling someone like you this.


 No.712929

File: 1450620518168.jpg (162.13 KB, 850x1104, 425:552, sample-30e768dc5eef8ed16a3….jpg)

>>712928

Ah huh, and and!? Dude don't hold out on me!


 No.712930

File: 1450620563814.png (114.43 KB, 400x600, 2:3, Assassin.png)

>>712929

They're not meant for your innocent ears.


 No.712931

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>>712930

Puh-leez, innocence left me a long time ago. Now give me the details!


 No.712932

File: 1450621310682.jpg (845.05 KB, 800x747, 800:747, 980dfe87ea27d4df03e5fde248….jpg)

>>712931

Dude, how old are you?


 No.712933

File: 1450621747063.jpg (45.84 KB, 480x682, 240:341, rin_kagamine_x_male__reade….jpg)

>>712932

Old enough, why!?


 No.712934

File: 1450622107945.jpg (187.7 KB, 600x941, 600:941, 3efe2efa3da088dd97bc1a6e34….jpg)

>>712933

You're like 14! You can't just ask these things!


 No.712935

File: 1450622207587.jpg (55.35 KB, 480x720, 2:3, image.jpg)

>>712934

Excuse you but I'm 17.

>Poke poke

Jesus fucking Christ they're like rocks!


 No.712937

File: 1450622765151.png (881.68 KB, 606x751, 606:751, pupper.png)

>>712935

>ooh

Just go look yourself if you're that curious.


 No.712938

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>>712937

And get blasted by a fire ball? Nuh uh, that does not sound fun. Besides, I can hear the girls moaning and say yes repeatedly just fine. So, you have any culinary skills cause I'm hungry.


 No.712939

File: 1450622979333.jpg (364.16 KB, 900x1366, 450:683, 2654178-venom2012030_cov.jpg)

>climbing in through a broken window

okay...that was a pain in the ass to deal with


 No.712940

File: 1450623006517.png (897.2 KB, 657x750, 219:250, scrunchie.png)

>>712938

What kind of teenager are you, just bossing a guy around like this?


 No.712941

File: 1450623233657.jpg (294.62 KB, 791x1000, 791:1000, 4b8fd15c73547fc8b5ec298f26….jpg)

>>712940

Pretty please!! I'll prance around in underwear for you if you do~

>>712939

Fucking hell man, do you just appear with loaded guns all the time?


 No.712942

File: 1450623276654.jpg (75.09 KB, 562x497, 562:497, 1695877-tasm_6541021.jpg)

>>712941

yes....it's part of my job


 No.712943

File: 1450623358305.jpg (207.03 KB, 800x1198, 400:599, Kagamine.Rin.full.615901.jpg)

>>712942

Oh, then nevermind. Do you work in counter terrorism or something?


 No.712944

File: 1450623416610.jpg (125.62 KB, 900x1366, 450:683, 2533586-venom20110po27.jpg)

>>712943

yes, I'm Agent Venom


 No.712945

File: 1450623500637.png (615.04 KB, 900x1357, 900:1357, 1444735491495.png)

>>712944

That's a cool name, I'm Rin. Future pop star. I'm not as important as an agent though.


 No.712946

File: 1450623551176.png (1.64 MB, 906x979, 906:979, 3594270-agent venom 016 su….png)

>>712945

everyone is important in their own way


 No.712947

File: 1450623663654.png (674.96 KB, 534x600, 89:100, d59fe9ca4de91e4197eebbfb00….png)

>>712939

You doing alright?

>>712941

>looks her up and down

Try again in a couple of years and maybe I might reconsider.


 No.712948

File: 1450623670555.jpg (225.94 KB, 850x637, 850:637, sample-7a5e409e96a3991de9d….jpg)

>>712946

I guess so. So what's up dude?

>Tosses you a towel

You uh, have some blood on your shoulder.


 No.712949

File: 1450623795365.jpg (319.38 KB, 596x712, 149:178, 031c5b9a0df69dbcc478342432….jpg)

>>712947

>What an asshole

So you gunna make me breakfast or not? I'm hungry!


 No.712950

File: 1450623797125.jpg (211.08 KB, 620x1205, 124:241, agent-venom-reporting.jpg)

>>712947

got into a fight with Carnage last night after he threatened my sidekick

>>712948

>catches it

taking a breather before I head home


 No.712951

File: 1450623984471.jpg (244.05 KB, 600x700, 6:7, Lancer bros.jpg)

>>712949

>chuckling

>rubs her head

Whaddya want.

>>712950

You have a sidekick?


 No.712952

File: 1450624076945.png (526.59 KB, 800x600, 4:3, ae5500d581c80772985bd51d74….png)

>>712950

Home, Ive never had one of those before. My brother and I just live on the road you can say. That's okay, one of these days I'll have a condo with a view overlooking the city.

>>712951

Really? Yay! Um, I dunno. How do egg sandwiches sound?


 No.712953

File: 1450624080706.jpg (185.28 KB, 593x900, 593:900, 2058501-venom_7_cover___ma….jpg)

>>712951

yeah her name's Mania


 No.712954

File: 1450624244414.jpg (344.33 KB, 800x566, 400:283, Lancer Evolution X.jpg)

>>712952

I'm not a huge asshole you know.

>searching around for eggs and bread

>>712953

Oh yeah? She wear a goop suit like that as well?


 No.712955

File: 1450624312526.jpg (98.08 KB, 495x465, 33:31, 2640145-scarletspider_10_t….jpg)

>>712954

yeah

>>712952

nothing wrong with that, and I'm sure you'll make it big


 No.712956

File: 1450624437463.jpg (229 KB, 850x850, 1:1, sample-4d9edbcb85f9d50a90c….jpg)

>>712954

Heh, I guess you're alright.

>Pulls out the mayo

I'll help you make em. So what's the story with that spear you always carry around?

>>712955

You think so? I sure hope so. But for the time being, I've picked up waitressing. It blows, and the customers stiff me at times.


 No.712957

File: 1450624609261.jpg (466.79 KB, 1149x1295, 1149:1295, EugeneThompson0.jpg)

>>712956

it'll just make when you make it big all the more sweeter, just try to remember us little people


 No.712958

File: 1450624666522.jpg (509.92 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 123a57e2e846aba596329809c6….jpg)

>>712955

How come I ain't seen her around?

>>712956

Nah, I'm gonna make these special. Won't need any of that mayo.

>pulls out a pan

Spear huh? It's an old gift, given to me by my teacher when I finished my training.


 No.712959

File: 1450624714169.jpg (75.09 KB, 562x497, 562:497, 1695877-tasm_6541021.jpg)

>>712958

she's too busy being a teenager.....


 No.712960

File: 1450624804124.png (421.08 KB, 960x680, 24:17, 1444735489368.png)

>>712957

Little people? You're like a hero dude. How many people can say they take down bad guys for a living? Hey, you want a egg sandwich?

>>712958

Oh okay,

>puts mayo away

Oh is it like a right of passage or something?


 No.712961

File: 1450624911780.jpg (899.66 KB, 935x1452, 85:132, 3940114-7153781485-agent.jpg)

>>712960

no thanks, got my protein bar, and I do what anyone with powers should do, like my best friend says

"with great power, come great responsibility"


 No.712962

File: 1450625031996.jpg (479.91 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 85de396f13781f567d4bad5441….jpg)

>>712959

Rebellious and annoying?

>>712960

Help me find a cookie cutter.

>rooting through drawers

Nah. I wanted to take the hand of a princess, but her dad didn't like me, so he sent me to train with a witch. He was hoping that I'd die training, actually.


 No.712963

File: 1450625110884.jpg (466.79 KB, 1149x1295, 1149:1295, EugeneThompson0.jpg)

>>712962

yeeeeeeeeeep


 No.712964

File: 1450625162667.jpg (522.33 KB, 710x900, 71:90, 2b239b7b9a424eabea07c614a4….jpg)

>>712961

Suit yourself, they're gunna be special. You also have powers? Like what find of powers?

>>712962

>Opening cupboards like crazy

Bingo!

>Hands you a cookie cutter

Oh she's a witch!? Does she fly around on a broom and stuff?


 No.712965

File: 1450625230051.jpg (69.18 KB, 900x1367, 900:1367, 1966183-venom009_cov.jpg)

>>712964

>

all kinds of tricks


 No.712966

File: 1450625321445.png (556.23 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, 77771101336a6072c07817a2c5….png)

>>712963

I wish I knew how you felt.

>>712964

Excellent.

>cutting circles in the middle of some slices of bread

>snorts

If Teach flew around on a broom I'd wet myself laughing.

>chuckles

Nah, she's more like a spear wielding, god killing demon.


 No.712967

File: 1450625352740.jpg (426.69 KB, 685x1043, 685:1043, 3155280-venom37cov_col_sm.jpg)

>>712966

no you don't.....


 No.712968

File: 1450625436292.jpg (133.7 KB, 850x477, 850:477, sample-02c3445dbdd0deefe0a….jpg)

>>712965

Creepy smile..

I'll take your word for it.

>>712966

This looks amazing all ready! Oh so she's still alive? And she's a god? Shit, there's so much I don't know about the world.


 No.712969

File: 1450625644522.jpg (547.17 KB, 988x1380, 247:345, 1f69a04612a11e8b1e47d97ad7….jpg)

>>712967

Having a kid might not be such a bad thing.

>>712968

She's around, but she ain't no god. Immortal, yeah.

Oh dude we have a Foreman grill?

>pops the bread on it

>cracks an egg into each bread hole


 No.712970

File: 1450625686042.jpg (36.54 KB, 297x600, 99:200, 1291996667504.jpg)

>>712968

you should see when I get mad

>>712969

if you say so


 No.712971

File: 1450625719890.png (512.97 KB, 465x670, 93:134, 319b7aa7fee48184607510c3a0….png)

>>712970

Is it really that bad?


 No.712972

File: 1450625771145.jpg (108.65 KB, 627x1000, 627:1000, 1318565060552.jpg)

>>712971

yes, yes it is


 No.712973

File: 1450625981663.jpg (217.41 KB, 580x900, 29:45, e87a7fe7bfc13a84132a7b4dae….jpg)

>>712969

Yea there's one title here? She sounds awesome, maybe she can teach me something.

>>712970

Heh, I think I'll pass. I don't want to see you mad at all.


 No.712974

File: 1450626113987.jpg (277.57 KB, 534x569, 534:569, 31fd51b8c8e5529130c4df457f….jpg)

>>712972

I killed my kid when he was a teen.

>frowns a little

Ah well.

>>712973

>snorts

I dunno if you could handle her.


 No.712975

File: 1450626121219.jpg (154.63 KB, 1019x1920, 1019:1920, 3505610-5915871951-tumbl.jpg)

>>712973

you have to be the only one I've met to say that


 No.712976

File: 1450626544502.png (408.93 KB, 900x619, 900:619, kagamine_rin_by_ayumitougu….png)

>>712974

Probably not. She sounds fierce.

>>712975

I'm not one for confrontation Mr. Venom.


 No.712977

File: 1450626713462.jpg (315.17 KB, 1536x1034, 768:517, YzUBeTS.jpg)

>>712976

I wish others though that way

>>712974

>this got dark

I'm sorry


 No.712978

File: 1450626785717.png (628.73 KB, 800x1200, 2:3, d3c2b02a16d049604e3d17c205….png)

>>712976

>hands her a piece of toast with a fried egg lodged in the center

Careful.

>>712977

Don't even worry about it. It's all behind me at this point. Toast?


 No.712979

new thread I think


 No.712980

File: 1450627401987.jpg (75.09 KB, 562x497, 562:497, 1695877-tasm_6541021.jpg)




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