No.712936
Meanwhile, four days til Christmas...
No.712981
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Sun's up already...
Where's that little girl go off to?
No.712982
>>712981
no idea, guess I'll be heading out too.....watch out for Carnage, he'll be in a pissy mood
No.712983
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>>712982
I'll keep a look out. Have a good day.
No.712984
>>712983
>and he flies away
No.712985
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>drags herself out of a side room
>looking a lot worse for wear
No.712986
>>712985
Had a good night, foxy?
No.712987
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>>712986
Shut up, Lancer.
>smacks him across the head half-heartedly
No.712988
>>712987
Eggs on toast on the grill if you want some.
>smacks her on the butt
No.712989
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>>712988
>shoots him a glare
>grabs some toast
>flops on the couch
You better clean that up you know. I'm not in the mood for cleaning.
No.712990
FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!
>opines fire
No.712991
>>712989
Get Rags to do it or something.
>sits on the couch next to her
>flicks the TV on
Speaking of which, how's the shit what with you and him?
>>712990
Hit the deck!
>grabs Ahri and dives for cover
No.712993
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>>712990
Wah!
>>712991
>dragged along
I haven't seen in days, he's probably off being a hero or something.
No.712994
>>712993
STOP STEALING MY IMAGES!
No.712995
>>712992
He flew off or something, shit I don't know!
>>712993
Some boyfriend, huh?
>!
Are you pouting?
No.712996
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>>712994
I'm not!
>>712995
I'm not pouting!
>pouting
>storms off
No.712997
>>712995
WHEN I FIND HIM I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM!
>>712996
.....was she pouting?
No.712998
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>>712996
Jeez you're spicy this morning.
>>712997
She was definitely pouting.
No.712999
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>>712998
wonder what that was about?....well your her friend go help her!
No.713000
>>712999
I'm on it, I'm on it.
>Lancer out
No.713001
>>713000
now to sit here and hate everyone
No.713002
>behold
>the plant and the squish slumber
No.713004
>>713003
>springs up groggily
I'm up, I'm up-
>plantbug just hangs off of her, still sleeping
...morning, dad.
No.713005
Hm... It's certainly been a long time.
No.713006
>>713004
eeerr, got wreked by stumpy after I threatened his side kick.....oh and Ahri is on the rag.....how was ya night?
No.713007
>>713001
>He starts walking towards you.
So the normal routine then?
No.713008
>>713007
yerp
>>713005
GARP! IT'S......Batman?
No.713009
>>713006
Can foxes be on the rag...?
>shrugs
It was fun. We talked about gardening, and I showed her people movies. That old one about the plant that aye everything was her favorite...
>rubs her eyes
You should have called for help
>>713005
>robberrobber-
>oh
...hi there.
No.713010
>>713009
I'll get Neo to kick his sidekick's ass
No.713011
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>>713008
Glad to see someone who enjoys his own hatred. Though I prefer to hate specific people especially rather than hate everyone equally...
So anything need doing here or is everyone just relaxing.
No.713012
>>713008
>facepalms
Black Panther. But it's nice of you to put in the effort.
>>713009
>that's racist, yo
Hello, child. How are you?
No.713013
>>713012
YES! Black Panther! one of THE AVENGERS that group of people I hate!.....where's Hawkeye?
>>713011
can foxes be on the rag?
No.713014
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>>713013
what?! Oh I see you mean that fox-woman. Yes she probably could, but their race is known for being emotional, from what rumours I've heard. It could just be that.
No.713015
>>713014
HA! she's going through things!
No.713016
>>713013
I'm sure Barton's around here somewhere.
>"Uh... no I'm not."
No.713018
>strides back in
Man, I should just let Rags deal with his girlfriend.
No.713019
>>713016
Barton? I asked for Hawkeye!
>>713017
crying like a baby
>>713018
is she crying like a baby?
No.713020
>>713010
You want Neo to fight Mania?
>...
>eyes slowly begin to gleam
That would be so cool...
>>713012
>b-but I can't even see your color, just the cat burglar suit
Just waking up. Are you Catwoman's husband...?
No.713021
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>>713019
I am Hawkeye, genius. What do you want?
No.713022
>>713019
HAH! She'l snap out of it eventually. Though why is she like this in the first place, what happened?
No.713023
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>>713021
Ahri is sad, go super hero and fix this
>>713022
don't know, Hawkeye will fix it!
>>713020
I know right! sidkick face off!
No.713024
>>713020
>all is forgiven in the eyes of the wise old black man
Er... no. Catwoman doesn't have a husband, as far as I know.
No.713025
>>713023
>insert record scratch sound effect here
...I don't think I've got a trick arrow that can fix emotional problems. What am I supposed to do?
No.713026
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>>713019
Nah she's just real grumpy right now. Believe me, I hang out with her enough to know when she's properly upset about something.
No.713027
>>713023
Hawkeye? I presume he is an incredible archer. Wait hold on did you just say Superhero?! WHY are you NOT tearing him apart!!!
No.713028
>>713025
come on man, you're freaking Hawkeye!
>>713026
we'll get Hawkeye to fix it!
No.713029
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>>713028
Hawkeye is not fixing it.
No.713030
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>>713028
Yeah, and I'm pretty sure Ahri already doesn't like me. I blame Moon Knight for that one.
>>713029
See? This guy gets it.
No.713031
>>713029
not yet, he needs his arrows!
>>713027
me? waste any of my time on Hawkeye?.....pppphhhfffffftthahahahahhahBLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
No.713032
>>713030
HAHAHAHA THAT GUY WANTS ME TO WASTE TIME ON YOU! HAHAHAHAHAA! YOU!? HAHAHAHAHAHAA!! OH GOD MY SIDES!
No.713034
>>713031
he's so easy you don't even bother killing him?!
Sounds Pathetic!
No.713035
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>>713030
No offence or whatever but hell if I'm letting you mess this up further.
>>713031
I'll kill him.
>>713033
>i swear to fuck if he lands on me again
No.713036
>>713033
oh no a incoming mudbae!.....the hells a mudbae?
No.713037
>>713034
it's Hawkeye, talk to him and find out
>>713035
oh wow did some of her grump rub off on ya? but yeah this more of a job for Moonman or Stumpy
No.713038
>>713032
>sighs
So do you even have a brain anymore or is that all symbiote-goo now too?
>>713033
>
>>713035
Wasn't planning to.
>shrugs
Get Moon Knight to talk to her or something, at least she likes him. Don't really understand why, but she does.
No.713039
>>713024
>so she's still single
>a tiny iota of hope can be felt
I guess it is a bit early to be looting...who are you?
>>713023
In the middle of the fight, Flash can swoop in and give Mania a bunch of SHIELD tech, and-and then we can drop a symbiote on Neo, and the fight will get so big the army gets called in to stop it...that would be so cool. We could make it a Pay-Per-View event...
No.713040
>>713035
>nyyyyoom
>git u spear-hugged
Laaaanceeeer!
>>713036
I don't know. Hi!
No.713041
>>713037
If you wish-
>>713038
>he walks away from carnage and towards you
So you're this Hawkeye I've been hearing so much about.
No.713042
>>713039
then it's settle! Neo vs Mania is set before Christmas
>>713040
oooooooooh Clayface! how are ya?
>>713038
she likes Stumpy too....I think she's color blind and they are easy for her to see
No.713043
>>713039
I am T'Challa. The Black Panther.
No.713044
>>713042
I'm good! Gilgamesh and I decorated the Christmas tree!
>>713038
>pay no mind to Lancer and Enk
>who are now in a crater from the force of the spear-hug
~
No.713045
>>713044
just a few more days left, are ya ready for a guy in a red suit to break into your home?
No.713046
>>713041
Yeaaah...? Who're you?
>>713042
>opens his mouth to speak
>stops
That... actually kinda makes sense.
>>713044
>I'm going to pay ALL OF THE MIND
No.713047
>>713037
She's a good friend, you know.
>>713038
Different strokes for different folks. I haven't really spoken to the guy but if the fox likes him, the fox likes him.
>>713040
>thrown to the ground
Ack
G'morning, Enk.
>coughcough
No.713048
>>713047
wouldn't know, I bully her to make her a better person
>>713046
yeah crazy right
No.713049
>>713045
I invited him! Rider will make a great Santa Claus!
>>713046
>o-okey
Hello!
>>713047
We need more reindeer for Rider's chariot. Do you have any more ideas?
No.713050
>>713046
Baron Blade. Dictator and as some would call me, a mad scientist.
No.713051
>>713043
...oh.
>this guy could give me a whooping before I even landed a hit
>shrinks back a bit
I'm Red.
>>713042
>already drawing up crayon posters
This is going to be the best Chrimbus ever...
No.713052
>>713048
Well you sure as hell ain't gonna help her either, apparently.
>>713049
More reinder? Do we even have any to begin with? Wait, just use his bulls!
No.713053
>>713049
ya got the milk and cookies right?
>>713051
got money on my side kick winning
>>713052
when the hell did I ever say I was?
No.713054
>trying a Santa hat on
Yes... this will do nicely.
No.713055
>>713047
Yeah, but... he's Moon Knight. The guy's a total nutjob. I hear he dressed up as Spider-Man and broke into a strip club once.
>>713048
That you're actually making sense? Yeah, this is pretty crazy.
>>713049
Yeah, hi.
>
So I'm gonna get the obvious question outta the way here: How are you not dead after a fall like that?
>>713050
Neat. I'm just a guy who went from being a circus act to a superhero.
No.713057
>>713052
He said it won't be enough! We're gonna ask Medusa for her horse. And I can shapeshift into something.
But what about the rest?
>>713053
Yes!
>the milk's spoiled
>he left it out there since the 1st
>>713055
Eh? Fall?
>Enk didn't notice
>at all
>emptyheaded mudbae
No.713058
>>713055
this is what insanity feels like
>>713056
SHE'S GOING TO BLOW!
No.713059
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>>713053
I thought you actually sounded concerned for a second.
>>713055
Sounds like an average weekend party.
>>713056
Lilly!
>>713057
Gimme a start, how many do we need? I can try to rustle stuff up.
No.713060
>>713051
A pleasure to meet you, Red.
>
You seem... frightened. Is everything alright?
No.713061
>>713059
I don't, with any luck she'll kill the wind girl
>>713057
seems good to me
No.713062
>>713056
what the hell is that loud buzzing?
>checks the feed on any of his communication devices.
>>713055
So that explains why carnage thought you were weak. Still, I too started from humble beginnings. Maybe one day you'l be as good as me.
No.713063
>>713057
>blink
>blink
You just fell from the sky and made a huge crater. How are you not dead?
>>713058
...You sure this isn't just a side-effect of hanging around you?
>>713059
>w o t
I've got no clue what kind of parties you're getting invited to, pal.
>>713062
Well, I'm already an Avenger, so that's probably a good start.
No.713064
>>713056
Morning. You think this will draw a crowd for a fight?
>holds up a scribbly drawing
>both fighters have exaggerated chests
>>713053
I can't even try to choose which one is cooler. I'll just have to bet on both...!
>>713060
>[sweat]
I'm just fine. Christmas is coming, what could possibly be wrong...?
>shapeshifts a Santa hat with a spiked ball on the tip
No.713065
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>>713059
Four!
>>713061
Awesome!
>>713063
I didn't fall, I jumped!
No.713066
>>713061
Do you even like Ahri?
>>713063
Only the best and wildest.
>AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A LANCER PARTY
>>713065
Four, huh? So we got two bulls, we could convince Medusa to lend us her Pegasus...
>!
What about the big horse? Bucephalus? We'd have all four covered easy-quick like.
No.713067
>>713063
A what? Oh, is that the name for your little group of so-called heroes?
No.713068
>>713063
it maybe
>>713064
always the middle ground, I swear ya get it from dad!
No.713069
>>713064
...I see. I don't mean to scare you.
No.713070
>>713066
I tolerate her, ya know Hawkeye could easily call Moonman and Stumpy to help out with her
No.713071
>>713066
Oh yeah!
>
Wait, we need someone with a bright red thing to lead, so Rider can see through the clouds!
No.713072
>>713058
>steadily vibrating
>BZZZRZZRBZZZRRRRR
>get to the bomb shelter
>>713059
Howdy! How goes it, chum?
>>713062
>slowly getting closer
>still sitting, just being propelled by the buzzing
>there is nani to be sore
>>713064
>blinks her big black eyes
>big enough chesticles, jeez
That'll do jess fine.
>musses up her hair
~
No.713073
>>713065
Jumped? You're kidding, right?
>>713066
Riiight... I don't think I wanna hear more.
>>713067
Yeah. Y'know... The Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America, Thor... ringing any bells?
>>713068
So your craziness is just gonna rub off on me, that it?
>
Why do I come here, again?
No.713074
>>713073
Never heard of any of them.
>>713072
>looks up and notices you
Well, That's new.
No.713075
>>713070
Then why don't we, dammit?
>>713071
Red, like that Ruler's face?
>>713072
Could be better, but it's always nice to have a pretty face liven the day up.
>>713073
Call whoever this Stumpy is and Moon Knight to help the shit out of Ahri.
No.713076
>>713073
because Stumpy just left and Moonman is away
>>713072
oh jeez!
>jumps behind the couch
No.713077
>>713073
Eh? Why would I joke?
>slowly growing horns
Oh, these aren't the right shape for reindeer...
>>713075
Yes!
>
Can we ask her?
No.713078
>>713068
It's only with family...if it was Neo and that Black Widow lady, I'd have al my chips on her.
>...
Oh my god we have our sequel
>>713069
Aww, you're not scary. I'm just...kind of setting up...anillegalgamblingring-
>coughcoughahem
Don't wanna go to jail right before Christmas, aheheh...
>>713072
>scrunchface
Thanks. I'll get you a front row seat for the action...with lotsa mulch to drink.
No.713079
>>713078
that we do!...also is ya plant lady blowing up?
>>713075
you're the one talking to him
No.713080
>>713074
Seriously? What planet are you from?
>>713075
On it.
>pulls out his Avengers ID card
Now how do you activate the communicator on this thing again...
>click
Okay, there we go...
>"What the hell do you want, Hawkeye?"
Nothing much. Could you, uh... stop by the Hall of Doom real quick? Bring Flash with you if ya can.
>"What for?"
Uh... top-secret Avenger stuff?
>"...Fine, whatever."
>click
>>713076
Well, they should be coming here... and hopefully they won't want to kick my ass.
>>713077
>w h a t
...So are you a mutant or something?
No.713081
>>713074
>poobrainhorse.gif
Howdy.
>>713075
...
>her antenna curls into a heart
Ain't you jess the sweetest thing...~
>>713076
>rumbling like a washimg machine
>stops suddenly
>ding
...all done!
>>713078
You're the best kid a gal could ask for.
No.713082
>>713080
A universe where clearly none of you existed.
>>713081
So what abomination made you?
No.713083
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>>713077
We'd have to find her. Don't you have presence detection as a skill or whatever?
>>713079
Fuck it, I'll have to find 'em all by myself or something.
>>713080
Or not. Remind me to buy you a drink sometime.
>>713081
When you've been in the game this long, you know just when to appreciate the good fortunate that comes your way.
No.713084
>>713078
>u fuckin' wot m8
...I see. But since it's close to Christmas, I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
No.713085
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>>713080
Magneto asked me that too.
I'm Enkidu!
>horns reshaping
There we go.
>>713083
Yep! I can tell where any Servant is. They have a feeling on the wind, even Assassins can't hide from me.
>finally lets go of Cu and stands up, entirely silent
...
...
...
Found her.
No.713086
>>713080
>sharping a blade
not yours he'll have to worry about
>>713083
there the capes are coming
>>713081
....the hell?
No.713087
>>713079
No, she's just shaking off all the frost.
>>713084
>aren't you a cape
>dad says not to trust capes
>...and Jehovas
Thanks, Mr. Panther. What brings you here...?
No.713088
>>713087
we need to make her a green house or something
No.713089
>>713082
Huh. A universe without superheroes sounds pretty boring.
>>713083
Don't worry, I'll remember. Probably.
>>713085
Wait, you met Magneto already?
>>713086
...Dude, you know Moon Knight's borderline unkillable, right?
No.713090
>>713082
The kid in the sweater, and she ain't no abomination, old man.
>harumph
Heck are you, anyways?
>>713083
...d'you mean you're old?
>scratches her head
I was only born yes'erday, guess I got a lot of catchin' up to do, guhuhuh.
>>713086
I ain't gonna asplode, calm down.
No.713091
>>713089
He was here before, and thought I was a mutant too.
I'm a creation of the gods.
>>713090
Wow, a living, talking plant!
It is good to see nature take form like this.
>says the living clod of earth
>one with natuuuure
No.713092
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>>713087
>at least capes are more tolerable than Jehovas
I was asked to accompany Hawkeye in case he "screwed something up."
No.713093
>>713089
this ain't for him
>>713090
better not!
No.713094
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No.713095
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>>713094
>swings in after him
No.713096
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>>713089
Oh no, sadly there are many superheroes in my world too.
Ra, Haka, Fanatic, The Wraith, Legacy...I despise them all, especially Legacy
>>713090
A Ruler and a man of science That is all you need to know for now.
No.713097
>>713085
There you go. How we gonna convince her? Just tie her up or what actually never mind, we'll figure out on the way.
>>713086
Yeah, with no help from you, dammit.
>>713089
When he gets here, tell him Ahri's in a shitty mood and we should probably make sure she's okay.
>>713090
More than you know, dear fae, but that's a story for another time. For now, I've got a few errands to run.
>runs out the door
No.713098
>>713088
I'll just make a sunroof in my room...!
>don't let her touch the power tools Clete
>you're still prying drill bits from your ass
>>713092
>oh definitely
>what kind of subhuman doesn't like Christmas
...
>a smile curls onto her face
That's probably a good idea. Don't want him to start scrapping with Green Arrow again...
No.713099
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>>713097
The Avengers are here!
No.713100
>>713091
That would explain why you can jump as high as Thor.
>>713093
So it's for Flash?
>>713094
>>713095
Way to make an entrance, guys.
>>713096
Why? What'd he do?
>>713097
Gotcha. Though I'm probably gonna have to take a punch or two.
No.713101
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>>713100
I know Thor! Gilgamesh and I met him one time.
No.713102
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>>713100
it's always for Flash
>>713098
>eh she'll be fine
get dad to help
No.713103
>>713100
More what his family has done. But I will not tell you that, you dont deserve to hear it.
No.713104
>>713095
Just a heads-up: I may end up throwing Clint across the room.
>>713100
>just kinda
>yanks a piece of broken glass out of his arm
Yeah, yeah. What'd you call us for?
No.713105
>>713100
let me guess, Carnage is being a dick and you want me to punch him?
No.713106
>>713104
T'chala is here, try not to set him off again....wait why would Clint call us when Black Panther is here too?
No.713107
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>>713105
PISS OFF CRIPPLE!
No.713108
>>713098
>The Grinch?
I don't understand why they fight to prove who's better. They're both skilled in their own right.
No.713109
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>>713091
>placated by the mudman
>spreads her wings proudly
Shucks...got my lil gardener to thank for growin' me. Who're you?
>>713096
...but ain't rulers them little sticks with lines...?
>train of thought lost
>anger completely gone
Well, okay, if you say so...
>>713097
Buhbye!
No.713110
>>713101
Huh. You'd think he'd mention somebody who could grow antlers whenever they wanted.
>>713102
>sighs
Of course it is.
>>713103
Then why bring it up in the first place?
>>713104
>>713105
Okay, so... that Ahri chick's pretty upset for some reason, and somebody wanted you guys to talk to her.
>nervous laugh
I know it kinda seems like a waste of time, but don't shoot the messenger.
No.713111
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>>713109
I'm Enkidu, friend of Gilgamesh.
>beaming
I'm kind of like you!
>>713110
I can do more than that!
No.713112
>>713110
.....where is she?
No.713113
>>713102
We'll be men at work, and we can put on Men at Work...!
>many holes will be drilled
>and drilled if you know what I'm saying
>>713108
>exactly my point
>to hell with ISIS we should be finding the Grinch
When you're really good at something, it's fun to fight over who's best. Just gotta be careful to not go overboard...
>like I did challenging the Hulk
>oh man those were dark days
No.713114
>>713113
>you'll make a big ass mess
.....I'll make sure not to be home
No.713115
>>713106
Beats me, but he's done stupider things.
>>713110
>sighs
Damn it, Clint.
>She's really committing to that whole "damsel in distress" thing she brought up the other day, huh?
>Nobody asked you.
>Does it count if I asked myself?
No.713116
>>713113
>what if the Grinch is a member of ISIS?
Well, things tend to get out of hand whenever Hawkeye is involved. Especially if he's trying to show off.
No.713117
>>713111
Someone grew you outta the ground, too?
No.713118
>>713111
I'm almost scared to ask what other tricks are up your sleeve.
>>713112
I uh... I don't know. But if ya see her, try to cheer her up, or something.
>>713115
What are you blaming me for? It's not my fault she's sad!
>
At least, I think it's not my fault.
No.713119
>>713117
I'm made of clay and soil.
>>713118
Well, I can do this.
>
No.713120
>>713115
>hE'S tAlKiNg tO hImSeLf
>sssshhhh we all got voices in our head
I know that sigh
>>713118
I'll check outside, Marc knows her family
No.713121
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>>713118
If it is your fault, I reserve my right to throw you through the building.
>>713120
...You do?
No.713122
>>713121
yeah, last week Ahri was all in a rut about her Christmas shopping, I gave the same sigh
No.713123
>>713119
>low whistle
Scary. I mean, I've seen Carnage do that before, but...
>>713120
Sounds like a plan to me.
>>713121
>puts his hands up
Okay, okay! I get the picture!
No.713124
>>713123
What about this?
>
No.713125
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>>713122
I swear, she gets into more trouble than we do. And we pretty much throw ourselves into harm's way.
>>713123
Good.
>
Now I guess I'll just have to hang around here until she decides to show up again.
No.713126
>>713125
and where is her boyfriend? why is it when she's in trouble she gets her sister's boyfriend and me?
No.713127
>>713124
That... That's definitely new.
>intrigued but also scared
>>713125
You do that, Moonman. I'm gonna sit this one out.
No.713128
>>713127
It's easy when you don't have bones. See?
>
No.713129
>>713126
Good question. I haven't seen Ragna in a while.
No.713130
>>713128
Uh... yeah, I think I understand now.
>[SCREAMING INTERNALLY]
No.713131
>>713129
you don't think they broke up do you?
No.713133
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>>713131
Maybe, but I doubt it. One of 'em would have told me by now.
No.713134
>>713132
Clint Barton. People call me Hawkeye.
No.713135
>>713133
unless it's super bad and full of the feels
No.713136
>>713134
Do you have a hawk's eye?
>waaay too close to Clint's face
>mudbae has no sense of personal space
No.713137
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>>713135
That could be what she's upset about.
>shrugs
Not like we have much to go on.
No.713138
>>713136
>UH
>UH
>backs up a little
Nope. I've just got really good aim.
No.713139
>>713137
it's still a lead, I'm going to check outside
No.713140
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>>713138
Oh! You'll be an Archer when you die!
>beaming
No.713141
>>713139
You do that. I'm gonna stay here and wait things out.
No.713142
>>713110
Because people are never satisfied until they hear some answer.
No.713143
>>713140
...But I'm an archer now.
>holds up his bow
>>713142
Yeah, well, keeping secrets doesn't always end well, either.
No.713144
>>713143
It's a long story. Would you like to hear it?
No.713145
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>>713144
Sure. I don't have much to do today.
No.713146
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>>713145
>clears his throat
>[ E X P O S I T I O N ]
The Grail System is weird like that.
No.713147
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>>713146
So every hero turns into a ghost when they die? Huh.
No.713148
>>713147
Yep! You'll make a great Archer. I'm a Lancer! I don't know why though, I kind of do everything.
No.713149
>>713148
Maybe it's 'cause you can turn your arms into spears? I dunno.
No.713150
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>>713149
Maybe you're right.
>
>
>
>Enk
>shouldn't you be looking for Ruler
Oh yeah! I gotta go, bye Hawkeye!
>turns into a spear and sets off at Mach 1 out of the Hall
No.713151
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>>713150
>GOTTA GO FAST
Alright. See ya later, Enkidu.
No.713152
So this backwater planet celebrates Life Day.
Where is that Vader...
No.713153
>>713152
>[heavy breathing]
No.713154
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>>713153
I have located a fragment of a star map in this wretched place. Once we find enough, we could use them to create an infinite fleet of starships.
Assuming we can leave this dimension behind, your "Emperor" would be at your mercy.
No.713155
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>>713153
VADER!
VADER!
VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEERRR!!!
No.713156
>>713154
Finally, I will have what I need to start an uprising within his Empire. Not only with the infinite supplies, but him leaving us shows he could do the same to any member of his army.
Of course, that's assuming if we can find the rest of the star map.
>>713155
What?
No.713157
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No.713158
>>713156
Together, we can crush the Empire, and rule the galaxy ourselves.
No.713159
>>713157
It is?!
>>713158
We will send the Galaxy through a new golden age!
Even if the war must continue through it...
No.713160
>>713159
War with whom? None can stand against infinity and hope to topple it.
No.713161
>>713159
yep! one bow tie fighter!
No.713162
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>>713160
Many will try...
>>713161
Does it fly?
No.713163
>>713162
of course it flies!
No.713164
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>>713162
Then many will fall.
No.713165
>>713163
May I see it fly?
>>713164
Perhaps we can make it so a war doesn't need to happen...
No.713166
>>713165
well ya gotta get in it and fly it
No.713167
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>>713165
Crushing an empire would bring peace to the rebels, would it not?
No.713168
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>>713166
Hmm...
I'll have to test it.
>>713167
Yes, but they would want a new Republic...the question is if we will kickstart a new Republic...
No.713169
>>713168
I don't really care what kind of governing body there is. The choice falls to you.
No.713170
>>713168
go nuts man. it's yours
No.713171
>>713169
A new Republic will be born, then.
>>713170
It doesn't even look like it can fly.
>feels the cloth surface
It actually might...
No.713172
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No.713173
>>713171
don't know how to fly one of them, all you bra
No.713174
>>713172
A new Jedi Council is in order too...and this time the council will be made up of people who will be able to see through any chancellor's lies.
>>713173
You don't know how to fly it?
Then how'd you get it?
No.713176
>>713174
There will have to be changes to the Jedi mindset.
No.713177
>>713175
But you don't know how to pilot it?
>>713176
I was thinking just that. What drove me to the Dark Side were the outdated mindset of the previous Council.
Things change, but they could not accept that.
No.713178
>>713177
Our new Republic will prosper then.
No.713179
>>713177
no where does it say I need to know both
No.713180
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>>713178
Finally, I will be able to redeem myself after all this time.
The Empire must fall.
>>713179
I'm not sure if that's impressive or stupid.
Perhaps both.
No.713181
>>713180
well I did have help from my dad
No.713182
>>713180
It has to do more than fall. It must be crushed entirely.
No.713183
>>713181
Well how good is your father at piloting a ship?
>>713182
Yes, no remains must be left.
If they do not join us, then they will die.
No.713185
>>713183
We're agreed then.
Finding a more complete star map is important. Tatooine, Dantooine, Yavin 4 and Kashyyk have notably intact ones, if memory serves.
No.713186
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>>713184
How odd...
>>713185
We'll find it...we have to.
No.713187
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>>713186
Of that I have no doubts.
>...
We still need a starship to begin with.
No.713188
>>713187
Well Carnage over there made a bowtie fighter.
It might work.
No.713189
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>>713188
What on Earth is that?
No.713190
>>713189
It's like a Tie Fighter....but a bowtie. He says it might fly. I have yet to test it.
No.713191
>>713190
Force help me... go on. Try it.
No.713192
>>713191
>gets in the
>activates the controls
>and it's taking off
It actually works. It somehow works!
No.713194
>>713193
The the controls are a bit rough, but it's flying.
No.713195
>>713194
now you can escape!
No.713197
>>713196
go Vader! zap to the extreme!
No.713198
>>713192
...I am surprised.
No.713199
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>>713197
Not yet.
>>713198
When do we depart?
No.713200
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>>713199
As soon as possible.
No.713202
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>>713201
Is there space for me in that thing?
No.713203
>a note flutters down from the rafters, wrapped in a bow
>to let all the bad boys and badder girls know
>that while out on her mission, beautiful Santa was delayed
>and that it will take a day or two to make them pay
>for her sleigh had been sabotaged, but not by St. Nick
>it was another red man's ass she would kick
No.713204
>>713202
It's pretty roomy.
Might have to squeeze in, though.
No.713207
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>>713204
The things I do for the Star Forge...
No.713208
>>713207
Once we reach a space station of some kind, we'll get another ship that has more room.
For now, this is our best option.
No.713209
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>>713206
Friend! The milk for Santa Claus has spoiled!
No.713210
>>713205
>the note doesn't specify androgynes or traps
>still, pass it on, this is to be kept under wraps
>>713206
>and for any blushing Babylonian fools
>don't bother looking, I AM THE RULES
No.713211
>>713208
Very well... I will sit in your lap. This once.
No.713213
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>>713210
how's the battery, friendo
>
>
>
I can't read this handwriting.
No.713214
>>713211
>lands the bowTie Fighter
It won't be long if this thing has a hyperdrive.
No.713215
>>713210
...She stole my thing.
>she
>stole
>MY
>THIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>713209
No time for that, Enkidu! Saber has been stealing my things!
No.713216
>>713214
Very well...
>hops on in
>and on Vader's lap
>arms folded
No.713217
>>713216
>completely unfettered
Alright, let's just...
>turns it back on
>starts up again
No.713218
>>713212
>red is not a race, and that's said and done
>for further evidence, look at Washington
>>713213
:^)
>left without power and with nothing to do
>Santa was stranded, and without any crew
>>713215
>it's absurd to imagine theft between two sharing the ring
>or haven't you heard, all things belong to the king
No.713219
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>>713215
Don't you like it when Saber touches your things?
>>713218
dead?
Gilgamesh I don't understand!
No.713220
>>713218
why would I look at the state of Washington?
No.713221
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>>713217
This stays between you and me.
No.713222
>>713221
You don't need to worry about it.
And...Tie Fighters don't normally have a hyper drive!
This is not going to be easy.
No.713223
>>713219
:'^(
>the note goes on, in meter and rhyme
>she would go to the next town, hopefully making it in time
>there plenty of potential subjects ready for coercion
>just be glad this is the neutral route version
>>713220
>for the Redskins, of course. A commie you must be
>but there's no time for this shit, Santa Alter is busy
No.713224
>>713218
She keeps doing it!
>it's absurd to imagine theft between two sharing the ring
Drat! I did not think of that...
>>713219
If it was one of my treasures, I would let it pass. But she's stealing things that have never been used by anyone else but me! What if she steals my laughter next? She can't do it, Enkidu. It won't sound the same!
No.713225
>>713223
Seriously? Fuck man
how are you even on leeg then aaaa
Giiiiiiiiiiil!
>>713224
Oh no! We must stop her! Quickly, friend, to the Ridermobile!
No.713226
>>713224
>small puns are allowed to the king of Uruk
>fair warning, retribution will come by hook or by crook
>>713225
>this to the thief of many of my dresses
>look at this thing master called "IP addresses"
>but that single line has ruined the illusion of cool
>and so the note ends, with one drawn out FFFFFOOOOOOOOOLLLL
No.713227
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>>713226
aaaaaaaaaaaa?
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
No.713228
>>713226
>crumbles the note
Oh, I will not stand for this! I will send my lawyer after her! Mini Gil!
>>713225
Yes, to the- Pardon me, what?
No.713229
>>713228
>We can sue her!
>WE CAN SUE EVERYONE!
No.713230
>>713227
I bet it snows in Hell this time of year too
>>713228
>:3c
No.713231
>>713228
The King of Conquerors, we're going to ride in the big chariot with Santa!
>eeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>713230
I mean your IP doesn't tell me shit
on a scale of 1 to 10, how fucked
No.713232
>>713231
lament life/10
le "don't spend money getting it fixed u mite be getting a nu 1 :DDDD"
No.713233
>>713231
Bah! We don't need hi-
>...
>He looks so excited
>Do it for him, AUO
>Do it for him
...iiiiim to worry. It will be a good ride.
No.713234
>>713232
fook's saek
have you looked into dropbox and a cheapo tableta, works fer me in a pinch
No.713236
>>713234
nah
family cpu/lurkan will have to do for now
pls fix, computer nerds
No.713237
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>>713235
...I can never read you.
>pew pew pew pew pew
No.713238
>>713236
guh
you should at leave put leeg on a flash drive or something
No.713239
>>713237
>cue vigorous sweaty man-on-mudbae wrasslin
No.713241
>>713239
>hours and hours of MANLY FIGHTING later
Satisfied, my friend?
>panting
No.713242
>>713238
don't have one
might steal one
No.713243
>>713241
>
>Enk stop sitting on him it's weird
Yes.
I think Rider is small right now though, so all he has is his horse. We'll have to make do!
>>713240
Hello!
No.713244
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>>713242
do it it's so easy
64 gig drive, yee
>>713243
Hello, dearie~
No.713245
>>713243
>this is fine
Uahaha! He can make himself big when he wants. An useful ability.
>>713240
Oh?
No.713246
>typing away on holoscreen
What a pain in the ass.
No.713247
No.713248
>>713244
I didn't know spiders got so big. Or pretty!
>>713245
He's like me!
No.713249
>>713245
And hello to you.
>>713248
Oh, what a silver tongue~
>this one doesn't seem like the type for sugar
>shame
And what might the name of a charmer such as yourself be?
No.713250
>>713248
On that aspect, at least. Although you don't really age, do you?
>>713249
>That's a monster
>...
>Kill it?
>Later
It's the first time I've seen such being.
No.713251
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>>713249
I'm Enkidu! What's your name, weaver of webs?
>>713250
Nope. I don't. Clay doesn't get old.
No.713252
>>713250
Well, being trapped underground for centuries unjustifiably will limit the amount of people that have seen your kind.
>forced smile
Would you be interested in a pastry?
>>713251
Muffet is the name, ahuhuhu~
No.713253
>>713252
>pastry
>sugar
>peeks up from her screen
How much for the sweetest thing you got.
No.713254
>>713251
And there's the difference. He becomes younger, you become smaller. We still need to figure out how to punish Saber.
>>713252
What do you got?
No.713255
>>713252
Muffin?
>>713254
>um
>scratches his head
We could... turn her back to her blue self?
No.713256
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>>713254
>squint
Nobody's punishing Alter. Except me.
>going through Pocky like a pack a day smoker
No.713257
>>713255
That would be fun! But not really a punishment, is it? After all, the other Saber would turn her back to black just like last time. We need to teach her that even her has her limits!
>>713256
The king does as he pleases! Saber has been stealing my things, and now she needs to be taught a lesson!
No.713258
File: 1450661091363.jpg (94.49 KB, 776x803, 776:803, tumblr_nx5qcjGRG21r280wno1….jpg)
>>713253
>eyes dart around to see if Carnage is watching
...nn. 50 gold.
>>713254
Donuts, croissants...just about anything you'd expect a bakery to sell. And cider, to quench the occasional thirst~
>>713255
...no dear, Muffet. Little Miss Muffet.
No.713259
>>713257
You're not understanding me. It's not that you can't. It's that she won't get it.
Alter's admittedly not the sharpest tool in the shed. Her talent is her liveliness.
"Punishing" someone already soft in the head just doesn't work, get it.
No.713260
>>713257
I'm not good at punishing people.
Except you sometimes.
>>713258
Poffin?
No.713261
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No.713262
A catlady, a spiderlady, a magiclady, and a humanlady walk into a room.
What happens?
No.713263
>>713260
...
>you just want to see me suffer, don't you
Poffin is...close enough.
>>713261
>w e w l a d
Right away, madame~
>starts packing a bag neatly with donuts
Got a sweet tooth, hmm?
>>713262
>her eyebrows start wiggling
>all of them
Now what do you think?
No.713264
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No.713265
>>713262
Preferably they gang up on the idiot lining up a shitty joke.
>>713263
Only sweet thing in this body of mine.
>suitcase: opened
>f a t s t a c k s
No.713267
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>>713262
Janna! I'm glad you're here
No.713268
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>>713263
They sit down and have a nice chat!
>>713265
I was asking, not lining up a joke!
No.713269
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No.713270
>>713266
>Say Teach, how many zippers does that thing have anyway
>Ye'll no huv the opportunity tae find oat, boy.
>But-
>Fifty laps. March.
Eh?
>did I ever fuck a cat
>...I don't thiiiiiiink so?
Whae are ye tae call me mum, wee kitty.
No.713271
No.713272
>>713269
Moon Knight and me got called here because Ahri was upset, have you seen her?
No.713273
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>>713270
Wait a minute...
>magnifying glass go
>on the bitties
...Nah. Close, but not the same. So who're you then. Look almost just like my idiot mother.
>>713268
It's too early for all the fucking exclamation points, chill out or I'll make you chill out.
No.713274
>>713265
>>>>>>>>>>>
At least you're upfront and honest about it.
>slides the box forward
Thank you for your generous purchase, it will go a long way to helping my people~
>>713268
...now that doesn't sound very exciting or humorous at all. I hope they at least order a pastry or two.
>ahem
No.713275
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>>713272
>WInd lady status: worried
I haven't seen her since last night, is everything ok?
>>713273
It is never too early to be excited about life!
>>713274
Are the pastries any good?
No.713276
>>713273
>why do they always go for the front
>I have a behind too, you know
>...ok no I don't
Ye'd no be me fool dottir Uathach neither.
Bit tae long en the ear, kennit.
Lancer, dae it please ye.
No.713277
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>>713275
I don't know, Hawkeye called us and told us what Lancer told him, I've been watching outside for her
No.713278
>>713274
>itty bitty kitty fangs chewing on donut
...
>why the fuck is it so rubbery
>whatever, it's sweet
>rough swallow
No point in pussyfooting around it.
>>713275
Maybe you didn't hear that last part.
>click clack, the freeze ray's comin' out
Or maybe you wanna be an ice sculpture.
Cold nipples joke goes here.
>>713276
Christ it's like talking to dad in mom's body that one time, but with the accent dialed from "eight" to "twelve".
>uh
Professor Kokonoe. Resident top bitch.
No.713279
>>713277
>Lancer
>you have attracted the attention of godkiller-mom
He's done wot now.
>>713278
That so, reckon I'll jest take a back seat oan that yin then. Mebbe good someyin else is takin the stress off.
>eyeing the /frz/ ray
No.713280
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>>713275
The best pastries in town.
>glances down at her chest
...well, the best spider pastries.
>>713278
I agree wholeheartedly. Unfortunately for me, business requires a smile and manners.
No.713281
>>713279
>uh oh
one of his friends is in some sort of turmoil, I'm trying to find her
No.713282
>>713277
Make sure to give me a call when you find her.
>...
If something happened to Ahri...
>>713278
But you're a catgirl, so all your feet are pussyfeet
No.713283
>>713279
At least someone gets it.
>>713280
This is why I'm not in the service industry.
>
Also because I'm a fucking genius and it'd be wasted on that.
>>713282
Yeah, that's it bitch.
>fwssh
No.713284
>>713282
that's the plan, if any of her family was around that would help finding her
No.713285
>>713283
But kittens are cute!
..like Ahri
>>713284
That clock bitch better not have done anything to her, I swear to god
No.713286
>>713281
>her
I've an idea what this kind ay turmoil'd be.
But in the idea ay fairness tae what I'll dae tae his genitals if I'm right, let's hear yer side ay the story, boy.
>>713283
I get what I get, wee kitty.
>uh
Ye dinnae sound like ye're keen fay yer mum.
No.713287
>>713285
clock bitch....oh her.....people talk to her?
>>713286
>oh god I don't speak that kind of talk!
>quick Flash think of something
well most people here are friends with Ahri
....juuuuust friends
No.713288
>>713285
>nah
>git u /frz/
I hate airheads.
>>713286
I'm not "keen" of anyone.
>back to the donuts she just bought
>minor smile of satisfaction
>sugar
No.713289
>>713288
Maybe y'oughtta take a break, yer gonna give yerself a conniption.
No.713290
>>713287
She was snuggling with Ahri last night!
But I was... a little distracted, so I couldn't do much to intervene.
>>713288
>the wind picks up in the room
But I am the wind, how could I not be an airhead?
No.713291
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>>713287
>nailed it
And I'm tae take it he's no?
>>713288
Birds ay a feather, and that.
>why couldn't Uathach be this much of a cunt
>
People, maybe.
How much tae share yin ay those wi an auld witch.
No.713292
Usual internet issues woop woop
>>713258
Very well, I shall take your cake. But be warned: If you serve me poorly, I will demolish your stablishment!
>>713259
That sounds like a challenge!
>>713260
That you do!
>Mmmmm
I think I have an idea.
No.713293
>>713289
Later.
>>713290
So are you just going to be an obnoxious cunt until I increase gravity to the point you compress into a literal marble or are you going to wise up and fuck off.
>>713291
>try abandoning them
>it really builds the resentment
Whatcha got.
>om
No.713294
>>713292
Sheesh... what a pain in the ass.
No.713295
>>713290
pieces are starting to fit together......but how to get Ahri......
>mAke BrEaKfaSt
but it's late at night
>sHe lIkEs iT
fine.....I need to make breakfast
>>713291
she has a boyfriend that's not him last I checked
No.713296
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>>713293
Dangit Koko... y'shouldn't be usin' that spell all willy nilly!
No.713298
>>713293
Is it going to be like the antman movie where the bad guy uses the shrinky ray to kill people?
>>713295
...she also didn't come into her room last night
I'll search the rooms around here
>starts sifting through as many of the rooms in the Legion as I can get to
No.713299
>>713293
>already in progress
>blink
Nae much I kin offer somebody whae works wi somethin' like gravity.
Nevermind.
>>713295
>leading on a girl
>that's not even his
>HISTORY REPEATING ITSEEEEEELF
I'll kill him.
No.713300
>>713298
No. It'll be more like a Mortal Kombat fatality where your bones and blood vessels snap like twigs as you get turned into a tiny, meaty, dead sphere of supercompressed tissues.
Take the hint, bimbo. Before you wind up on the other side of this mortal coil.
>>713299
Fair enough. Not like I really give enough of a shit to charge.
>it's almost like mom
>except less batshit crazy
>>713296
I inherited that magic, I'll do whatever the fuck I please with it and I'll be damned if someone tells me what to do with it.
You lost your chance to be my dad when you ran with your tails between your legs.
No.713301
>>713300
...gkkt...
>
>
>
...'m sorry, Koko...
No.713302
>>713298
>starts making french toast
>that's all he knows how to make
>>713299
no! no it's not like that I swear!
No.713303
>>713300
I've always wondered why it is called a mortal coil. It never feels like you're standing in the middle of a spring.
No.713304
>>713300
Dinnae made any claim fay that tae happen.
>this cat's a killer but also a total bitch I'm so conflicted
>subtle accidental [ M E N A C I N G ]
>>713301
>I want to help I think
>but I totally don't want to interact with people
>>713302
Sae now yer lyin' tae me?
No.713305
>>713302
>gets distracted by the cooking
French toast, that's all you got?
>floats over
>starts cooking eggs and bacon next to you
>that's most of what she knows how to cook
No.713306
>>713301
Whatever, Jubei.
>>713303
A coil has a start point and an end point and spirals downwards until it finishes.
God you're fucking dumb. How did you ever survive this many years? You're like a special ed student that ran away from their retard wrangler.
I really should just kill you, do us all a favor.
>>713304
>menacing accepted
>Koko know a true playa
The hell's all the glaring for.
No.713307
>>713304
what? no, come on take it easy.....french toast?
>>713305
I don't really cook breakfast
No.713308
>>713304
>I chose this
>it's all my fault
>all my fault
>all my fault
>AAAAAAAALL MYYYYYYY FAAAAAAAULT
>>713306
...
>don't run
>she'll just hate you more
>stand firm, Jubei
I ain't gonna take yer abuse, Koko. I'm yer goddamn father, hear me? An' if I gotta make up with twenty years'a spankin's then God forbid I don't give'em to ya.
No.713309
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>>713297
I posses a Noble Phantasm capable of taking away one's voice! I could simply use it on Saber so she stops her foolishness. And if she doesn't...
>A.U.O Dress Change!
She would still look cute.
No.713310
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>>713306
Reckon he's hud enough, aye?
Ye dinnae ken me, and I dinnae ken ye, wee kitty, but I'd reckon ye're smart enough tae take good advice when ye see it.
>>713307
...Nae syrup. Powdered sugar if ye huv it.
>>713308
>maybe just a little bit proud
>gg catdad
No.713311
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>>713308
>what
>what
You wouldn't fucking dare, you coward.
>>713310
>rrrrreeeeeeee
Tch... that old fogey deserves a lot more.
>slaps a portal to her lab down
Whatever.
>hops on through
>violent catbitch noises on the other side until the portal shorts out and shuts
No.713312
>>713310
>it ain't easy being hated
Err... uh, thanks fer the assist, ma'am.
>>713311
One'a these days I'm gonna make it up to her.
Looks like today ain't it.
No.713313
>>713306
But usually a coil is made around something!
One or two people would be inconvenienced if I died.
Maybe.
>>713307
But breakfast is the most important meal!
>takes out cookbook
>starts cooking quiche
No.713314
>>713309
An excellent idea! She won't even be hurt!
No.713315
>>713313
I live alone and eat whenever I wake up, some days I miss breakfast
>>713310
>sprinkles that powdered sugar
>sliding the plat of french toast
here you go
No.713316
>>713311
>sheesh
The trouble ay kennin' that naebody understands is ye never wantae look after.
>looks down at the recording rune in her cleave
>was that a good enough line to save
>...no
But then, I'm yin tae talk.
>>713312
Dinnae mention it.
>n o t u p f o r d e b a t e
...Ye'd really be the wee kitty's father?
>>713315
>brownie points: +2
Good lad.
>OM NOM
No.713317
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>>713315
Any meal right after you wake up counts as breakfast!
No.713318
>>713316
Sure as yer hair's like m'wife's.
...Left'er on'er lonesome so she'd be safer'n at my side. There was a war on, couldn't take care'a her an' fight at th'same time. Not against th'Beast.
Hates me fer it.
No.713319
>>713317
so a protein bar and a bottle water at 6pm?
>>713316
>wooohoo!
>survived this challenge
>now to strangle Ahri for getting me in this mess!
No.713320
>>713314
I know right? Uahahahaha! Still, that idea of returning her to blue was pretty good too! Maybe after Christmas is over we could do it.
No.713322
>>713320
>Saberdress
Does that mean I have to give this back?
No.713323
>>713319
Yes.
>Ding!
Quiche's done!
Who wants quiche?!
No.713324
>>713321
>OH THANK GOD!
Marc any luck?
No.713325
>>713322
Nah, she has her own. Besides, you look too pretty on it. Even Saber thinks so.
No.713326
>>713324
Not really. You find out anything?
No.713328
>>713326
she was cuddling with a spoopy time chick that no one cares about, trying to use the smell of breakfast to make her come out
>>713323
hopefully Ahri does
No.713329
>>713328
If she doesn't want some of my quiche, I'll kill her next time I see her.
No.713330
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No.713331
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>>713329
we're trying to help her
No.713332
>>713323
Any food is good food to me.
No.713333
>>713318
I'm no yin tae get mixed up wi personal affairs, kitty.
>
Usually, t'least. Offerin' points ay view fall unner the same category.
>like m'wife's
>guh
So wot huv ye done.
>>713319
Mm.
>holds her plate out
>>713321
>didn't I break that guy's fingers once
No.713334
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>>713330
I am glad!
Do you think the wolf what was my Master is okay?
No.713335
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>>713328
If Kurumi was involved, things definitely didn't go well. Hopefully Ahri will come out of hiding soon.
>>713333
>why yes
>yes you did
No.713336
>>713333
"Done"?
Been tryin' ta reconnect with'er, don't work so well. She's so... differnt. Like Nine--m'wife--but angrier.
I don't get all the sciency whatnot, I jus' hit things real hard.
No.713337
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>>713331
...oh yeah
She better come!
>>713332
>hands you a slice of quiche
Enjoy!
No.713338
>>713333
AAAARRRGH! MY QUADS!
No.713339
>I'm just
>I'm just gonna drag my almost dead ass to the storage room and pass out for five days.
No.713340
>>713337
>>713338
shoulda gone for 13337 instead
No.713341
>>713339
>pokes the bloody crawling guy
Hey, you ok?
No.713342
>>713333
>takes the plat
glade you liked it
>>713335
yeah....still wish her boyfriend was here to help
>>713339
.....I WISH CARNAGE WOULD FUCK OFF!
>>713337
yeah...any signs of her?
No.713344
>>713339
>you
>dumb
>motherfucker
Dammit, boy... pushin'imself so goddamn hard.
>>713341
Oi, hands off m'student. Cain't ya see he's fuckin' hurtin'? Or do ya need a lesson ta know what pain feels like.
No.713345
>>713338
>>713335
Back fay more?
>please say yes
>>713336
I kenned an angry wee yin back in the day tae.
Wanted me tae teach him the spear so he could marry his wee rhoisin.
I didnae even come tae say goodbye when he was done.
>>713338
>calls Gae Bolg back
Some kinda waste.
No.713346
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>>713334
I'm sure she is alright. Tine too!
>...
Do you think we could find them?
No.713347
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>>713342
...not yet
>>713344
I was mainly seeing whether I should heal him or not
No.713348
>>713339
Ragna? What the hell happened to you?
>>713342
Looks like your wish came true, Flash.
>>713345
More of what, exactly?
No.713349
>>713348
yes...all but Carnage fucking off.....wait damnit I could have just wished Ahri better!
>>713347
this is bad.....
No.713350
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>>713345
Sounds like m'idjit over yonder.
>points at Rags
>>713347
...yer a fuckin' idjit. Look at'im! Use yer goldurn eyes!
>ears flatten
>you have angered the catdad
Di'nt think people that dumb could be real.
>shakes his head
Jus' heal'im or whatever it is ya do.
No.713351
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>>713346
I would like to do that.
No.713352
>>713341
>Ow
>My everything
Yes. Yes I am.
>>713342
>aaaaaaAAAAA
Dude... Not so loud...
>>713344
>fuckin
What? I'm fine, really! I just... need to...
>trying to get up
>Come on arm, don't let me down now-
>back to the floor
>>713348
Hey Marc...
>weak chuckle
I've been... busy.
No.713353
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>>713348
>I remember when they used to remember me
Ne'mind it.
>>713350
>scruffs catdad
>maximum over [ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ]
There's a thing called displacement, kittyman.
Take it from me, learnin' that yin will save ye a load.
Speakin' ay morons now.
>tucks a healing rune into his hood
>disappears into the dark
No.713354
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>>713337
>takes it, sits down on the floor and starts eating it.
>after having a first bite, he starts to quickly wolf it down.
Perfect~
Haven't had a decent homemade meal like that in years.
...You haven't drugged this have you?
No.713355
>>713352
Ahri's upset, like super upset, you got this?
No.713356
>>713351
What are we waiting for then?
>takes Enk's hand
>ONTO VIMANA
To find our old masters!
>whoooooooooosh
>Uruk duo awaaaaay~
No.713357
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>>713350
Hey, it could have been part of his training for all I knew, don't look at me like that.
>>713352
>wind full of shimmering green lights envelops you
>all of your wounds start to close and your energy is restored
No.713358
>>713349
This is Ahri we're talking about. I don't think it'd be that easy, Flash.
>>713352
Busy getting yourself killed?
>>713353
>he remembers you, Tight Tits
>just not the beating you gave him
...Well, alright then.
No.713359
>>713349
>worry meter: 8
ok, I'll start looking through rooms again
>sifting through rooms
>why are there so many rooms?!
No.713360
>>713355
If you need someone to subdue her powers, It's my speciality. Though I'm sure you can find a way to calm her down peacefully civilian.
No.713361
>>713352
If yer awake 'nough t'try an bluff, yer fine.
What the hell gotcha this time, boy.
>>713353
>scruffed
Oi, what-
>feelan his head
>
Well I'll be goldurned... been a stone's age since I saw a rune.
>>713357
I'll let ya off this time.
No.713362
>>713358
give me this one Mac, but hey Ragna's here, that's like half our work done
>>713360
what? no we need to find her
>>713359
report back what you find
No.713363
>>713361
Thank you, catman
No.713364
>>713362
Ah I see, a search and rescue. Well THAT I won't be able to help you with, sadly I have very few of my surveillance equipment with me.
No.713365
>>713362
>yells out from one of the back rooms
This isn't looking good, maybe she isn't here
No.713366
>>713363
Don' gimme lip. Koko's right, you ain't all there in th'head.
Try this thing, s'called "thinkin'". Hear it works wonders.
No.713368
>>713362
>shrugs
That's one way of looking at it.
No.713369
>>713358
Heh, come on now, I'm gonna get enough scolding from my master, I don't need yours either.
>sits up
Besides, haven't you heard it? What doesn't kill me makes me stronger!
>Beats chest
>AH MY RIBS
>Spits out some blood
>>713357
>'huh''
>...
>
>>713355
Sure thing! I got her a present!
>Takes a brush from inside his jacket
>It's broken
...What got her upset, anyways?
>>713361
Nothing, nothing, just...
>uuuuh
>excuses excuses excuses excuses
...stuff....and things.
>nailed it
No.713370
>>713366
>sigh
From all I have seen here, a person that I don't really know being beaten and bloody for a good reason is a real possibility.
>>713367
>floats over
Plan C?
No.713372
>>713367
>>713365
>still sitting down by one of the building' walls
Plan C?
So your plan A AND B were failures.
No.713373
>>713369
may have something to do with time chick no one likes
>>713370
plan C
>>713368
Marc can you get in touch with your in-laws?
No.713374
>>713369
>blood spat right onto catdad's face
It was Hakumen, weren't it.
>>713370
So ya admit that yer braindead.
I said I ain't gon' hear no lip.
No.713375
>>713372
not a football player are you?
always have more plays in the book
No.713376
>>713369
>blinkblink
Oh, that's who you are!
try and get beat up in the non-face area so you are more recognizable next time, Mr. Handsome.
>>713372
They were indeed
>...
Shit..
>>713373
Is mr. handsome involved with plan C?
No.713377
>>713369
>facepalm
I'm not trying to scold you, I'm trying to make sure you don't suddenly drop dead.
>>713371
It gets like this more often than you'd expect.
>>713373
I'll give it a shot, but I can't promise anything.
No.713378
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>>713377
Usually arguing's a sign that someone cares, so it's not all bad.
No.713379
>>713376
well yeah I'm the one asking abo-....oh you mean some else
>>713377
whatever you can do is worth a shot
No.713380
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>>713374
>Shuts up and looks at you
>Now what?
>>713379
The blonde guy in the red coat that I just healed.
His nickname is Mr. Handsome because Ahri kissed him
No.713381
>>713378
Helps to stay positive, I guess.
>But you never do that.
>Shut up.
>>713379
Alright.
>jumps up into the rafters
>comes back down a few minutes later
No response. Looks like we're on our own.
No.713382
>>713375
>puts the plate down and stands up
Do I look like a football player to you? Though you should always have a backup plan.
No.713383
>>713381
Are you looking for someone?
No.713384
>>713380
>you don't get to have fun nicknames Flash
>just cripple jokes
>why are you even helping?
and we're all happy for them
>>713381
damn.....
>>713382
maybe a wide reserve
No.713385
>>713373
Oh yes. Her. Let me just get up, I'll...
>Okay, legs...
>Now I know I haven't moved you for quite sometime but-
>AAAAAAAAH! GOD!
...Okay, I'm up.
>>713374
>ops
> tries cleaning with his jacket
>Only to get more blood on his face
>...oops
Nah. You know the freak wouldn't attack me after you told him not to. It was...
>sigh
You know Azrael, right?
>>713376
What? The white hair and the red jacket are not recognizable enough?
>wait
>wait
"Mr. Handsome"?
>>713377
Look who's talk-
>Wait
...You still beat me on the recklessness department.
No.713386
>>713384
>Stumpy is memorable, though!
So what's plan C?
No.713387
>>713385
>
The only way t'beat that guy is not ta fight.
He's someone who can really throw down with Hakumen an' I in our prime.
No.713388
>>713385
>Azrael
>pokes out a portal
You mean that bastard got out?! Goddammit!
No.713389
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>>713385
we're catching hell finding Ahri....stand under the mistletoe
>>713386
>you can leave right now Flash
>you tried
>you failed
>can't win them all
"Mr Handsome" stands under the mistletoe
No.713390
>>713383
Sort of. Word's been going around that a friend of ours is pretty upset, but nobody knows where she is.
>>713384
>sighs
Nothing's ever easy, is it?
>>713385
Exactly. I'm supposed to be the example of what not to do.
No.713391
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>>713385
There are other red jackets!!
>...
It's your nickname
>>713389
>Never leave bby
>You don't need a cool nickname to be the best
...that just might work!
No.713392
>>713390
Fox spirit, right? She's not here, you're all wasting your time.
No.713393
>>713389
Using a male as bait for finding a kitsune? Il' give that you it's sly. If INCREDIBLY Low tech. How are you even sure she's nearby?
No.713394
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>>713391
>I'm leaving
>why am I even trying to help Ahri?
>she's not even my friend
>I just brood with her boyfriend sometimes
>my feet never hurt
here's hope'n
>>713393
not, just going with what I got
>>713390
if it was, we wouldn't be in this line of work
No.713395
>>713392
Figured as much. Guess we're back to playing the waiting game.
>>713394
You've got a point there. But there's not much we can do right now.
No.713396
>>713387
I didn't really have that option sadly.
>guh
Been too long since I took a beating like that.
>>713388
>WhoA
Well, apparently.
>>713389
Mistletoe? You really think this will work?
>>713390
>
>
...Okay, you disarmed me with that one.
>ARM JOKES
>HA
>>713391
That's definitely a new one...
No.713397
>>713396
worth a shot
>webs it over head
>>713395
that's why I got a play book
No.713398
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>>713396
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
You're gonna tell me everything. Now. He can't be allowed to roam free.
No.713399
>>713396
>tucks Scathach's healing rune into one of his lower jacket pockets
Keep that with ya fer next time. I'mma see what I ken find out.
>catgramps awaaaaaaaay
No.713400
>>713396
Good. 'Cause if people freak out when the person who can't die gets hurt, you'll definitely have a bad time.
>>713397
>laughs
Always have to find a way to relate something to football, don't you.
No.713401
>>713394
>not allowed
>wind storm around the outside of the building
>nobody leaves
>crosses fingers
>>713396
I've always said "any guy that kisses Ahri must be Mr. Handsome"
Turns out you kissed her
I had no choice
No.713402
>>713394
Better then nothing,
>shouts to you as you swing off
after all Im not expecting you to be smart!
>>713401
It's Ahri?!
No.. It's probably a different one
No.713403
>>713401
>that wouldn't stop me on my worse day
>well that and player needs to leave soon
.....calm down
>>713400
Clint has an arrow for everything, I have a football metaphor
No.713404
>>713397
We're gonna play the waiting game anyways... Hold on, I'll try giving her a call.
>Gets phone out of his jacket
>It crumbles on his hand
...So mistletoe then.
>>713398
What can I tell you? I just ran into him. Fought him and that's it.
>>713399
Thanks, master.
>>713400
I think the bad time came during the hurting.
>>713401
Oh, right...
No.713405
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>>713404
you had her phone number?.........she owns a phone?
No.713406
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>>713403
Whatever works, right?
>>713404
Yep. And it'll just happen again if you keep getting your ass kicked.
No.713407
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>>713402
Of course it's Ahri!
..there is only one Ahri.
try and avoid ooc stuff out of here. Idk if that counts, but be careful
>>713403
>f-fine
>wind dies down
She could be outside, I guess
>>713404
Why else would you be Mr. Handsome?
No.713408
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>>713404
I don't have time for you to be a dense idiot. When and where. Now. Spill it. Hurry it up! If he gets away shit's going to get fucked on an unprecedented scale!
No.713409
>>713407
I'll go look again
>>713406
can't steal Peter's thing of making bad jokes
No.713410
>Fades in from the shadows
Good evening~
No.713411
>>713407
fair enough, tried to keep any ooc knowledge he has in ic terms, will keep things in a, in legion only basis
>>713407
Ah I see, On my travels I saw a glimpse of some kitsune with her name. For all I know it could have been another gap in reality, showing different universes. My world has had to deal with PLENTY of that, trust me it gets horrible quickly.
No.713412
>>713410
A jealous zealot, huh? You're pretty loose with that tongue of yours.
No.713413
>>713409
Please don't. I'm pretty sure I've become allergic to his sense of humor.
>>713410
>crosses his arms
You've got a lot of explaining to do.
No.713414
>>713405
>...
Not gonna lie, I'm not entirely sure about that. I just got it because it just came to mind.
>>713406
Jeez, it was once. Most of the time I'm the one delivering the ass kicking.
>>713407
...I don't know.
>>713408
Would that help? Bastard's probably already moved on.
>tch
It was around Ikaruga.
>I think
No.713415
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>>713410
>Windcage
You!!
What did you do to Ahri?!
>>713409
She has to show up eventually!
>>713411
thanks
That sounds like a mess
No.713416
>>713414
fair enough
>>713413
some of them are good
No.713417
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No.713418
>>713412
>Frowns
I knew you heard. Hello Father. Can we not fight in front of others today?
>>713413
>>713415
I don't know what you're talking about~
No.713419
>>713415
well she has plenty of loved ones here for her
No.713420
>>713414
Shit... I'm gonna have to get Tager and Makoto on that.
No.713421
>>713414
All I'm saying is don't let this turn into a habit.
>>713416
Yeah, but Parker's not exactly batting a thousand with his jokes either.
>>713418
All playing dumb's gonna do is make me angrier. So talk.
No.713422
>>713418
I hear everything. And you're a very naughty girl.
No.713423
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>>713418
>shoots a spear of wind at you
>Angry/worried Janna: Max
Tell me!!
>>713414
Help me with the clock bitch!
>>713419
Clock bitch is here!
Right now!
No.713424
>>713417
You're lookin' too, Musashi? Gotta look good for the boss.
No.713425
>>713423
and Marc is better equipped at dealing with her then me
>>713421
kick her ass Marc
No.713426
>>713417
>>713424
Girls. I have need of you two for a black op.
No.713427
>>713424
There he is.
>>713426
Wahaha, a secret mission for an experimental battleship. This Musashi accepts!
No.713428
>>713415
Oh It is.
I spent an entire year perfecting a scheme to kill Not only my nemisis Legacy, but also his daughter, ending their family line permanently.
They were never around, why you may ask? It turned out a hero from a parallel world, a much more twisted version of him, tried to conquer the planet whilst I schemed.
I could have spent that time on taking over the earth myself and would have achieved it had I known!
>This subject seems to really get under his skin
These accursed "Heroes" now managed to rob me of my own destiny too!
IL SLAUGHTER ALL OF THEM!
>Realizes who he's talking to and manages to calm down.
It...Is definitely, a mess.
No.713429
>>713421
That is my personal business, I don't have to tell you anything, but what I can tell you is she is fine. I didnt harm a single hair on that foxes body.
>>713423
>you wot!?
Janna, need I remind you of my capabilities? Do that again, and I'm taking it our on Parsee while I hold you down and force you to watch.
>Smiles
Now, Ahri is fine, don't worry. If she wants to tell you then it's up to her. Stop meddling in my affairs.
>>713422
Yes, I seem to of forgotten that. I may have been a little naughty recently~ It was all in the name of fun.
No.713430
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>>713426
A top secret mission? Without Tatsuta?
Guh... I promised we'd sortie together. But orders are orders, huh?
>>713427
Wonder what this all is?
No.713431
>>713416
I'm the type that acts on impulse.
>>713420
Are you sure? They're strong, but I don't think either of them can take him on.
>Makoto...
>That's Noel's friend.... I wonder if she already knows.
>>713421
Right, right...
>sigh
Not like there are any others that can give me a fight like the last guy did...
>>713423
Gotcha.
>>713418
Alright, I had a rough week, so you better not fool around.
No.713433
>>713425
She's way beyond our scope, Flash. Attacking her wouldn't be smart.
>cracks his knuckles
Then again, I've never claimed to have good ideas.
>>713429
>walking toward her
That's reassuring. Still, I'd like to know exactly what happened.
>>713431
Don't tempt fate, Ragna. There's always someone.
No.713434
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>>713425
Just help!
>>713429
>Not thinking straight
>she's already spent too long worrying about Ahri
>Throws another spear
I don't care!!
>tornado forming outside
Where
Is
Ahri
No.713435
>>713427
Musashi, you will be creating a diversion for Tenryuu to infiltrate a heavily guarded compound.
>>713430
And Tenryuu, I will brief you once you've made it inside. Tell no one.
No.713436
>>713430
It's finally something. This Musashi was getting a little tired of drills.
>>713435
That's all?
>grins
Any excuse to fire this Musashi's cannons is good enough! You can count on me, Boss!
No.713437
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>>713435
A sneaking mission? But what about Snake?
>>713436
Well, if you've got my back, I guess there's no trouble.
No.713438
>>713431
Definitely not, but they'll keep him from challenging others.
I gotta trap his ass myself with dimensional interference.
No.713439
>>713436
Godspeed, Musashi,
>>713437
He can only be in one place at once. It's time for a large scale infiltration. A war on all fronts is approaching. I need these key locations dismantled from within.
No.713440
>>713431
>Brushing her hair
Pardon me, but you are?
>>713432
For me of course. I'll go back to collecting bodies right before Christmas, as to crush the dreams of those so full of hope.
>>713433
As I've already told you, I am not saying a single thing. You can ask her when she appears if she finds it in her interest to tell you.
>>713434
>Oh shit, this, this is going to be bad.
>Spoop hands go
>Pinning you up against the wall by the throat, eyes glowing a violent red and gold as she walks towards you smiling.
Your first mistake was throwing shit at me, your second mistake is messing up my hair, do you want to make a final mistake? Continue with your belligerent ways, give me a reason Janna, I haven't eaten in a couple days..
No.713441
>pads inside, carrying the unconscious fox
No.713442
>>713433
man I wish Pym was here
>>713431
preaching to the
>>713441
......well never mind
>>713434
Janna chill! it's okay!
No.713443
>>713440
No need, I've already won. Lucifer's going to sabotage everything by waking Azazoth up, destroying everything in this universe.
Call it the "sore loser's tactic." He's taking his ball and killing you all in the hopes of bringing me down too.
No.713444
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>>713440
Fair enough. But don't expect me not to hold a grudge.
>>713441
Right on cue, huh.
>>713442
Why would we want Pym's help?
No.713445
>>713444
dude fights gods with Science....or that's what Clint told me
No.713446
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>>713440
>struggling against the hand
>sends another spear your way, but it misses by a mile
>she's already starting to get weaker, she isn't meant to be a fighter
>the tornado rips off a portion of the building
J-just tell me!
>>713442
N-No!
S-she did something to Ahri!
No.713447
>>713443
Any chance I could strike a deal with him and evacuate to my world before it hits?
No.713448
>>713437
That's right! This Musashi will do her best. You'll be safe, no problem.
>>713439
Our lives are in your hands, Boss.
No.713449
>>713433
Not like that guy at least.
>>713438
Won't he just escape again? Well, it's better than letting him run around, I guess.
>>713442
Looks like the waiting game is over.
>>713441
>I should have let Azrael kill me
What happened?
No.713450
>>713446
and her mom is here, we can fix this! but you need to keep your head in the game!
>>713449
you got this man, remember the brush
No.713451
>>713443
>squint
What did you do to piss him off? Father, you just step into a world and things turn to hell. Although I admire your ability to ruin everything, I was just beginning to have fun in the time line.
>Sigh
>>713444
Its
>Ugh, this going to sound stupid.
>Deep breath
>Says the next line under her breath
A promise I made to her.. don't judge me okay.
>>713446
>Her hair blowing al over her face
Call off your tornado. Now.
>>713441
>!
What happened!?
No.713452
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>>713442
Would anyone care to explain why I've had nothing but trouble from this one all day~?
>>713444
So it would seem~
>>713449
That's what I would like to know. Babysitting is not one of my strong points.
No.713453
>>713447
"Deal" with the devil? Idiot. You already pissed him off yesterday. I'd say you're doubly screwed.
That soul of yours is gonna look really nice in the screaming pits of nonexistence that is the Collective Unconscious.
>>713451
He's just salty that I kicked his ass.
Sucks for you guys though. It won't really do a thing to me, I'm connected to all the universes.
No.713454
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>>713452
don't know, we're all looking for her, what's going on?
No.713455
>>713439
Jeez. Alrighty.
>>713448
Showoff. Let's go.
>skates off with Musashi
No.713456
>>713445
Fighting gods isn't difficult for an Avenger to do. Bucky put a bullet through Ares' jaw back when he was acting as Captain America.
>>713449
Yeah. Knowing your luck, they'll probably be worse.
>>713451
That's the best excuse you could come up with? Alright, here's my rebuttal.
>proceeds to give Kurumi the finger
>>713452
Well, it's good to see you either way. As for why Ahri's been giving you trouble... we're still trying to figure that out.
No.713457
>>713450
>>713451
>Janna stops struggling
>the tornado weakens and disappears
>she's just a crying mess
>whispers
I don't want to lose anyone anymore
No.713458
>>713456
and I faced Black Heart and few other demons.....man what is with us and dealing with this shit?
No.713459
>>713449
It's all I got. Guy's a fucking beast.
>...
I need your help. Or Hakumen's. But you're easier to coerce.
No.713460
>>713457
>picks her up
>you get to cry into the goop man
it's okay....come on
No.713461
>>713450
Got it! Leave it to-
>looks over at the broken brush
...huh.
>>713456
>...
I wanna argue with that, but...
>>713452
>s h e e s h
Right, right. Sorry for the trouble then.
No.713462
>>713453
When is the Apocalypse? Ill be sure to have front row seats.
>I should start to collect more time sooner then I thought. I hate marathon time consuming.
I suppose then you'll find me again in another time?
>>713456
Ara ara~ I'm number one~ I'm trying to be cordial, won't you accept my offer, it's not every day I let things slide to easily. This is a day to rejoice~
>>713457
>Releases the Janna
Janna stop crying, she's fine. You on the other hand, you and I have unfinished business.. we will continue this another day, you've been a bad bad girl~
No.713463
>>713446
>He notices the damage and starts heading towards you, and shouts in the hopes you can hear him
As much as I appreciate you showing off you powers, I Must ask you to control it! If you dont, I will be forced to use a Regression Serum designed to weaken people's vitality and superhuman abilities! I Know youre smart girl and we'll find Ahri, just dont do anything stupid!
>He starts switching technology accesable to him
>Regression Burst and Kinetic Redistributor online.
>>713453
>he shouts to you
How so? I only found this world recently, my own universe's hell shall await me not his!
No.713464
No.713465
>>713462
Maybe I will. Or maybe I'll do something about it so you all don't die.
If you beg for it.
>>713463
You remember the blonde man with the book you were grandstanding to and treated like a peasant?
That was the Devil.
You fucked up, sonny.
No.713466
>>713460
>crying on your shoulder
>It's been a looong time since she let much real out, it's going to be a little while until she's back to normal
>>713462
>completely ignores clock girl
>on purpose
>>713463
>nanites are already starting to rebuild the Legion
>too busy crying on stumpy's shoulder to make any coherent response
No.713467
>>713454
She was upset and decided to come hunting with me.
>>713456
Saving others from a pack of raptors isn't something I enjoy.
>>713457
>...
>>713461
Aren't you the one that claims to be hers? In that case.
>holds up Ahri
No.713468
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No.713469
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>>713466
>patting her back
>wishes Goatmom or another hero would take her
>this not a happy cripple
>>713467
she say why or just upset?.....also help me she won't let go
No.713470
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>>713458
Just comes with the territory, I guess. I've been through all kinds of weird shit. Mostly thanks to Khonshu.
>>713461
Then stop trying to push your luck.
>>713462
Sure it is. Look, I'm not going to force you to talk. I can't. So if you're not going to tell me what I want to know, then we're done here.
>>713467
Funny, didn't you send a pack of raptors after me once?
No.713471
>>713469
>you have summoned the goatmom of fluffy hugs
No.713472
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>>713465
Does it have to be me? I'm not one to beg, you know this. I can travel through alternate dimensions as well, I'll be fine.. everyone else, well that's a different story..
>>713466
I know you heard me..
>>713470
Fine, then I guess this was a big waste of my and your time.
No.713473
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>>713471
help me
>has a sobbing wind girl on him
>>713470
man we got it weird
No.713474
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>>713469
>>713471
>shifts to goatmom
>hugs tight
W-why do so many people have to die and leave me?
turns out decent images of sad janna don't fucking exist
>>713472
>nopenope
>buries herself in goatmom fluff when you say that
No.713475
>>713469
She's the type who's easily upset. I'd wager it's nothing at all.
>trying to lift Janna my the scruff
>life's hard when you're 5 foot
>>713470
I'm glad you remember~
However, they're not so easy to calm when in a rage.
No.713476
>>713459
Another encounter with the guy who wiped the floor with me?
>cracks his neck
It will be fun.
>>713467
>nod
Right, I'll take it from here. Thanks.
>Takes the unconscious Ahri into his arms
>>713470
Can't promise that.
>grin
No.713477
>>713465
And you expect me to have just known his true Identity?
I cannot believe such an educated man would take offense at something that I wouldent even consider an insult!
To me anyone at first is a peasant if I do not know their status. I was merely observing with what incredibly limited data I had.
>>713466
>He notices his personal healing nanites are rejecting him
The Fuck?!!
>He activates its selfdestruct mechanism by force, causing him to throw up any excess debris
Ughh...seems,,,defences here...are more solid then anticipated.
No.713478
>>713472
We both know you don't have enough time to pull that off safely. Hell, you can't even go more than ten years into the past by yourself without burning out.
>>713477
And your limited, human mindset fucked you harder than I would've had it been me you trash talked.
Turns out I'm a very petty god.
No.713479
>>713475
>nothing at all
>nothing at all
>nothing at all!
No.713480
>>713473
I will take the girl, Mr. Venom.
>>713474
There there... it will be alright. All you must do is stay determined.
No.713481
>>713476
Knew you'd say that.
No.713482
>>713472
Yeah, guess so.
>the Moon Man is not pleased
>>713473
Understatement of the century, Flash.
>>713475
I'd ask what made them angry, but I've already got a bit of an idea.
>weak laugh
At least I'm not the only one who's had to play babysitter.
>>713476
In that case, I'll be ready to call 911 when things go wrong.
No.713483
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>>713474
>oh thank god!
>>713475
well her friends are here now to he-
>>713479
GOD DAMNIT!
>shoots the Red guy
No.713485
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>>713483
HEY! Nobody kicks the red guy's ass but ME!
No.713486
>>713480
>wipes her eyes
I do that, but they're never coming back
>uhoh, more sobs
>>713483
>looks over
y-you're a good guy, stumpy
No.713487
>>713483
>>713484
>the bullet bounces off of Carnage's ass and into Eddie's
FUCK
No.713488
>>713476
>looking him up and down
I'll never understand what goes through her mind. Keep an eye on her.
>grabs one of her tails
>sends a jolt through it
>>713479
>fires off a bolt of lightning at the red guy
>>713482
Try doing it for a few centuries~ At least she doesn't get in half as much trouble as she used to~
>>713483
Good, because I'm not dealing with her until I fix her mess she made of my hunting grounds.
No.713489
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>>713474
>Fades in and reappears in the couch giggling
>>713478
That is where you are wrong, I can travel back and forth as I please. I don't need to travel back in time 10 years father, just one day is enough for me to begin new. Do you now know how busy I've been?
>>713482
I agreed and made her a promise I wasn't going to say anything. I would think as a hero of sorts you would understand the simplicity of keeping ones word.
No.713490
>>713480
you're Greatest Of All Time Tori
>>713482
I know.....
>>713485
give him a second
>>713486
stop calling me tha-
>and there's Carnage
>and out the window they go again
>>713487
>how long did this one take Eddie?
No.713491
>>713478
I Dont care.
Tell me lucifer you ever worked a day in your life?Did you EARN and craft your powers or did someone else give you them.
I dont care who you are but I respect anyone whose the former. No matter how much my ego gets in the way.
I may be only human, but I have achieved more then what most humans could even dream of. Ive fought angels and gods alike, or atleast the ones from my world. Now. I'l stop wasting each other's time because I do not wish to fight you.
No.713492
>New Bread or naw?
>Timepire.
No.713493
>>713490
There they go again!
No.713494
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Wah!
>tail hairs all frizzed up
>looking around
>realises where she is
>grumbling noises
No.713495
>>713488
You mean she used to be worse?
>whistles
I'm not sure whether I should feel sorry for her, or for you.
>>713489
I would, but I don't exactly play by the book.
>>713490
At least life's not all b-
>watches him go out the window with Carnage
...Well, see ya.
No.713496
>>713489
Then you'll have no objections to this universe going kaput.
>>713491
See, you're monologuing. I don't read monologues.
We're fucking gods, you brainless dope. Applying your pitiful human standards to beings well above your station is pointless.
So do you want death to come instantaneously, or really slowly and dragged out.
>>713492
Make it so.
No.713497
>do I hear logical fallacies in bulk
>pretty sure I hear logical fallacies in bulk
No.713498
>>713481
So how long you think it will take for you to track him?
>>713482
Nice to know you got my back, Marc.
>>713488
>ow
>my small bit of self esteem
Leave it to me.
>>713494
>UH
Hey there.
No.713500
>>713494
Ahri!
>runs over
>actually runs, her powers drained
>attaches herself to your tail, still unable to hold herself together
Are you ok?!
No.713501
>>713498
How long ago was your fight? Judging from the time it took your mostly dead ass to get back here and the location I can put a radius as to where he went.
Then I can give you a time.
No.713506
>>713494
So this is the girl everyone has been searching for-
>>713496
Hah! As if being a god is important. Nothing but a title powerful beings make when their ego cannot even contain itself in its own reality.
I have beaten your kind before. I do not wish to do the same again, its tiresome. Takes too long nothing achieved.
I have deeds that need doing and after that I wont even care which self proclaimed god captures me. But I will not allow anyone to stop me from doing said deeds.
THAT is all I ask.
No.713509
>>713506
Your gods must be really pathetic if a human can "fight" them. But this is a brand new universe for you, so lemme fill you in: this is my world. If I wanted to erase your pathetic existence, I could do so without lifting a finger.
Show some respect, whelp.
Or, you know... you can just die.