No.713850
>Meanwhile, THREE days til Christmas eve...
No.713851
I'm tellin' you Marc, it'll be a lot of fun. Heard good things 'bout it.
No.713852
>>713851
The movie's not what I'm worried about, Jay.
No.713853
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>>713852
Come on, whaddo a pair'a zombies like you and me gotta worry 'bout?
No.713855
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>>713853
No idea, but I've got a feeling something will go wrong.
No.713856
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>>713855
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
Hey, we could take our girls with us, make it a double date. Homo possibly implied.
No.713857
>>713856
...You sure that's a good idea?
No.713858
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>>713857
Nope. But what's the worst that could happen?
No.713859
>>713858
People start freaking out over the fact that there's a ghost and a zombie in the movie theater?
No.713860
>>713859
Correction: a ghost and three zombies.
No.713861
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>>713859
Please, I'm far more inconspicuous than you are~
>not actually in lingerie for once
No.713862
>>713860
My point still stands.
>>713861
You're forgetting that I like to stand out on purpose.
No.713863
>>713861
I'm impressed you remembered what clothes go where.
Woulda been more fun if you somehow managed to fit your head through a pants zipper though.
>>713862
Plus you're considered a domestic terrorist and I'm like, universally hated in the States. So... it's not like it'll be a bigger mess than if it was just us.
Come to think of it, Squigs is probably the least fucked up out of all of us.
No.713864
>>713862
And I thought I was the one with bad fashion sense.
>>713863
Surprising isn't it~
>ears flicking happily
It's actually rather comfortable~
No.713865
>>713863
...I will take that as a compliment!
No.713866
>>713863
When you put it that way, I guess we've got nothing to lose.
>>713864
>chuckles
I'm starting to think you can't go longer than a minute without insulting me.
No.713867
>>713864
So, movie?
>>713865
It was a compliment.
We're gonna go catch a free viewing of Fury Road, wanna come?
>>713866
Marcy baby, I'd never do anything if I had something to lose.
Lucky for me I never do.
No.713868
>>713865
I do have to agree with his sentiment, unfortunately.
>>713866
I try to hold back, but I simply can't help myself~
>shakes her head sadly
Still, a commotion could be rather exciting~!
>>713867
And a show, hopefully~
No.713869
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>>713867
>shrugs
People keep telling me I need to be more careful, but it hasn't really gotten me anywhere.
>>713868
Yeah. Been a while since we've caused any real trouble.
No.713870
>>713867
>now when he says free...
>oh, shoosh, live a little
Yes, please! I've been cooped up at home for too long.
>>713868
I think I can live with that title!
No.713871
>>713868
Oh, aren't you way past PG-13.
>>713869
Pfft. I getcha, Mooninite.
Let's cut loose tonight, ah? Shake that stick you got up your ass loose a little.
>>713870
We'll go later. Now is the time to chill. Plus the cover of night'll make it easier to break in.
No.713872
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>>713869
A few policemen, maybe some gunshots, low key, yes~?
>>713870
Two thugs, a cat, and a lady visiting a theatre... If only it wasn't so ridiculous.
>>713871
It's been too long since I've caused trouble, I'm starting to forget what it's like~
No.713873
>>713871
Yeah, yeah. Let's just hope the SWAT team doesn't decide to crash the party.
>>713872
Does anything stay low-key after we get involved?
No.713874
>>713872
For once we agree.
>>713873
But that'll be fun. Hopefully we can catch the whole movie before they show up.
No.713875
>>713872
Who's going to pass judgement? Everyone's just a bit queer.
>adjusts Leviathan around her neck like a boa
...maybe some moreso than others, though.
>>713871
Oh, so we're going in after hours.
>...
Well, having the entire place to ourselves might be fun...!
>milady
No.713876
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>>713873
It's a good way to spice up a movie date~
>>713874
It's a strange feeling, actually.
>>713875
>cocks her head
Nyahaha, at least you aren't a lighthouse like that one~
>pointing at moon knight
>yawns
But for now, I think I shall take a pre-movie nap~
>leaps off
No.713877
>>713874
As long as the night doesn't end with the four of us being handcuffed, I'm happy.
>>713876
>smiles
That's one way of looking at it.
No.713878
>>713875
Don't be a killjoy, Rope Snake. It'll be easier on the normies if the freaks go when nobody's there. Red Hood and Moon Knight in one place? They'd be screaming more at us than at the flick.
>>713876
Midnight sharp!
No.713879
File: 1450726453842.jpg (15.91 KB, 236x335, 236:335, 6f8f2443ce939907ea2f3f6c0d….jpg)
>>713877
I can break those cuffs!
No.713880
>>713879
>shakes his head
You can't break those cuffs.
No.713881
>>713880
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
No.713882
>>713881
...Okay, maybe you can.
No.713883
>>713882
Nah, I just picked the locks.
No.713884
>>713876
Well, the white is a bit eye-draw-oh, goodbye!
>>713878
>o h b o t h e r
>"...I have to give you that one, Mr. Todd."
See? It'll be fun. And I won't have to tilt my head so you can see through the hole.
No.713885
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>>713883
So the screaming was just for dramatic effect, then?
No.713886
>>713884
And that means you can sit on my lap.
>>713885
Distraction, my friend.
No.713887
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>>713886
>
I can't wait-
>catches a glimpse of the clock
...well, it will be a while yet, but still!
No.713888
>>713886
Huh... can't say it didn't work.
No.713889
>>713887
How've you been?
>>713888
Damn right. Picked it up from Lupin.
No.713890
File: 1450727738512.png (950.46 KB, 1029x720, 343:240, Moonman, keeper of secrets.png)
>>713889
Figures. That guy can get out of anything.
No.713891
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>>713889
As well as always!
>...
Well, no...that's a lie. Crona finally went his own way, and that is sad. But I will be fine.
No.713892
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>>713890
Seriously, the guy's bone thin. They don't make cuffs small enough for'im.
>>713891
>that kid always skeeved me out
Well... ya wanna move in with me then? Keep company and all that?
No.713893
>"The Hermit Female's Guide To Social Interaction"
>"1) Do not stab people you do not like"
>...
>do not
>stab
>flips the pages back and forth
...Surely that's a typo or somethin'.
No.713894
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>>713892
I...I would love to, yes! As long as it is not an imposition to you at all, I mean...
>you've excited the undead
>truly you have a way with words
No.713895
>>713892
>nods
They'd have better luck just using duct tape to cuff him. And he'd still get out.
>>713893
Speaking from experience, the majority of people I've stabbed didn't want to be friends afterwards.
No.713896
>>713893
>uh
>>713894
Nah. Roy and Kori used to stay with me.
Now it's just Roy. He can deal.
>>713895
Gotta love the guy. He gives me escape artist lessons, gotta stay sharp.
No.713897
>>713895
Difference bein' there is an afterwards fay everybody else.
>"2) Blinding someone as an excuse to leave is not acceptable"
Will then take away the rest ay me fun wae dinnae ye!
>tosses the book aside
>>713896
Need somethin', boy.
No.713898
>>713896
I'm guessing lesson number one was "Don't get caught."
>>713897
Generally friendship doesn't involve excessive bodily harm.
>Like you would know. I bet the amount of friends you have is still a single digit number.
>And here I was hoping you wouldn't wake up.
No.713899
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>>713896
I'll pack my things immediately!
>Leviathan goes into her skull and pops back out with a hobo sack
...my things are packed!
No.713900
>>713897
>nailed with the book
>flipping through it
Wow this is boring. No wonder I never looked into self-help books.
>>713898
Yep. Lesson two was "if you get caught, ruse them until they think you're not you".
>>713899
That's... that's all you're bringing?
No.713901
>>713898
Sounds like ye've never bin tae Scotland.
>
Whae is this rude bird and why dae I waunny jam me spear in him.
>>713900
Next time I ken askin' ye, ye're more than welcome.
>tch
I'm no built fay parties.
No.713902
>>713900
Yes, why?
>money is hard to come by for an undead nomad
>gotta pack light
No.713903
>>713900
If I can trick people into thinking I'm Spider-Man, tricking them into thinking I'm not Moon Knight shouldn't be too hard.
>>713901
I haven't. Maybe I'll find a reason to go there someday.
>
That'd be Khonshu, the god that brought me back to life.
>Hey, how's it going?
No.713904
>>713901
>
>
>
Seven languages and I still don't know what the fuck you just said other than "next time" and "parties".
>And here I thought my Portuguese was rusty. When was the last time I talked to a Scot?
>>713902
Huh. We pack about the same then.
>Jay doesn't carry anything but four pistols, two knives, and a few 'nades at any given time
Then again I have safehouses literally everywhere if I needed a resupply.
>>713903
I can hand you the stuff I learn from the great Lupin III then.
No.713905
>>713903
It's no recommended.
Edinburgh's gautty be yin ay the saddest walks oan the face ay the planet.
>squint
I've no mind tae palaver wi a two-bit godling, birdy.
>>713904
>shrug
Call it insurance against wee morons kenning they have somethin' tae say.
No.713906
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>>713904
Just a few refueling potions and a spellbook in here.
>and a picture of Maman and Papa
>but let's not speak of that
>laughs
Prepared for anything, aren't you?
No.713907
>>713904
It'd be nice to learn a few new tricks. Maybe someday I won't be seen as a joke.
>Not happening.
>>713905
Thanks for telling me ahead of time.
>Would it help if I got rid of the bird skull?
>cue Faceless Tigra
>W H Y
No.713908
>>713905
I can see why you're shit at making friends.
You're not related to the catbitch are you.
>>713906
Prepared for anything street level at least.
>I miss Kori
>she kicked a nuke once so hard it bent
>>713907
Old dog, new tricks, yadda yadda.
No.713909
>>713907
>Bolg get
>VHMMMMMMMMMMM
Away wi ye, I said.
Ye just gaunny stand there and be harassed, boy?
>I miss Skye
>I miss Aipe
>>713908
No anymore than she kens herself.
Confused yin, that.
>leaning on Bolg
There's place enough fay bitches in this world, boyo. Most lads in me ain experience tend tae enjoy them more'n others.
No.713910
>>713908
I'm not that much older than you, y'know.
>>713909
>look down
>back up
>Khonshu is now a Christmas elf.
>Oh, I wouldn't do that. Stab me, and Moon Knight's gonna go down too. Probably for good, if that spear works as advertised.
Trust me, if there was something I could do about him, I'd have done it already.
No.713911
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>stitching a red Christmas-y cloak and hood for Caster
>runs out of red thread
...
...
...
Damn.
No.713912
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>>713909
Y'mind not stabbing my friend? I really don't wanna have to fight you, I got plans for later.
>>713910
S'just an expression, Mooninite.
No.713913
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>>713910
Hmph.
>gigabolg digivolve toooooo
>shortspear
>just kinda batters Khonshu over the noggin
If ye'd be like those muscley boys fay the TV wi the punching ghosts, that's gaunny hurt some.
>>713911
Trouble, Berserker.
>looks down
>line coming out of the Bolg to the needle
How...
>>713912
Fight me?
>Top Ten Not Good Ideas: that
No.713914
>>713912
Getting creative with the nicknames again, huh.
>>713913
>MK flinches a little
>Ow! What the fuck, that actually hurt!
No.713915
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>>713913
>do not question the uncle
I have run out of thread. This will not do.
The voivode demands more.
No.713916
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>>713913
Y'know. Punching, kicking, using guns in ways they're not supposed to be used.
Seriously what kind of social retard are you to not get that beating on a guy's friend is gonna piss a guy off.
>watching Marc flinch
>
>>713914
Someone has to be creative between us.
No.713917
>>713914
>Hey Teach, how come you don't do one of these power rush things, you're strong enough.
>I've already me spear, Setanta. And me hands areno as big as that yin's.
>I see two big round things you could use instea-AAGH!
Practice.
>>713915
Huv ye tried a craft store?
Otherwise blitherin' oan tae anyyin what listens willnae werk.
>tugging on the line
>>713916
>
And? Tae use yer own words like, ye kin already squizz why I've nae friends.
>points at Khonshu
What it, doin' more'n anybody else must've fay this sack. Find someyin else what can touch that'n and I'll go.
No.713918
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>>713917
>unraveling Bolg
>Vlad how
I seem to have found some extra.
No.713919
>>713916
I can be creative too. Just not without getting blood everywhere.
>>713917
>Well, I'm out, I didn't sign up for this.
>Khonshu disappears back into Moonman's head
He must be slipping up if he's becoming visible to people besides me.
No.713920
>>713917
Sheesh.
>>713919
Remind me to show you this internet video on creativity I saw.
No.713921
>>713918
>sheesh
>sets the Bolg on his head
>new one spawned
Jest dinnae gae lettin' the cat or somethin' chew on it, like.
>>713919
I'm no people, boy.
Reckon the last time I saw ye that yin was naewhere tae be seen.
Sae what happened.
>>713920
Right so.
No.713922
>>713921
>cat
>immediately thinks of Nero
I do not believe the small emperor is one to chew on the thread, as much as they are one to throw themselves upon my lap and interrupt my work.
No.713923
>>713920
Not sure I wanna know what you do on the internet, but alright.
>>713921
>sighs
Someone brought him back.
No.713924
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>>713921
You're a real special snowflake, aren't you.
>>713923
It'll be great.
>
Wow, Squigs really blacked out.
...S'cute.
>scoops zombooty up
Midnight sharp, we'll meet up here again before we head off.
Try not to let the Scot kill ya, huh?
>ducks out
No.713925
>>713922
I didnae ken ye hud a cat, boy.
Bit ay a mouthful fay a name, though. Aye?
>>713923
Whae'd this someyin be.
>latent mama bear instincts rising
>>713924
Unfortunately.
>I wonder if Setanta knows that one
No.713926
>>713924
Don't worry. Dying's not on my to-do list today.
>>713925
>I don't think I like where this is going
Nyarlathotep. Who else would be willing to put Khonshu back in my head?
No.713927
>>713925
Do not call me "boy", witch. I am the Lord Impaler, and I will be referred to as such.
>using tiny spears to knit
She is not a cat, though she acts very much like one. Constantly mewling for attention when I am busy.
No.713928
>pops out of the ground
AHAHAHAHAHAAAA! guess who's still standing!?
No.713929
>>713928
Not you, that's for sure.
No.713930
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>>713929
figuratively speaking!
No.713931
>>713926
That so.
Reckon that moron harvest god's got more tae say after all.
>I'M GONNA WRECK IT
>>713927
Soundin a bit like that cat yeself, boy.
>uh
Whae the bloody hell wid leave a child wi you?
No.713932
>>713930
So who buried you.
No.713933
>>713932
no one, I just bat Stumpy so now we're even!
No.713934
>>713931
>
What on Earth are you talking about, witch.
No.713935
>>713931
Maybe. Still, having Khonshu around isn't that bad.
>yes it is
No.713936
File: 1450732619334.jpg (210.82 KB, 650x733, 650:733, mizuhashi-parsee-full-1484….jpg)
Hello everyo-
>>713932
Well this is a great day to start the day.
No.713937
>>713933
Right... so why were you under the ground.
>>713936
Go to hell, whatever you are.
No.713938
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>>713937
Lovely, I found my sister.
No.713939
>>713937
better question
why not?
No.713940
>>713934
Witchy things. Pay me nae mind.
>am I doing it right Cu is this how you be funny
>>713935
Lie tae me face again and I'll break every bone in yer body.
>she means it
No.713941
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>>713940
>still has Jack in his lap
>the tiny spears are knitting autonomously while he tends to loliAssassin
It seems my manner with the small ones is better than with the oppositional ones.
No.713942
>>713940
>whoa now
...Sorry.
>
Guess I should thank you for hitting him on the head. He shouldn't bother me for at least an hour or so.
No.713943
>>713938
We're not anywhere near related.
>>713939
Better question: why bother?
No.713944
>>713943
And how would you know that?
>Crosses my arms.
No.713945
>>713944
Because I'm an only child. Why the fuck would you even think that? We don't look anything alike.
No.713946
>>713941
>?
Isn't that the yin what tried tae stab me oan the way back fay the lavvy...
>why was she calling me mother
>do I really have sex that much and forget come on now
Remind me tae be offended.
>>713942
>C L A I R V O Y A N C E
Dinnae apologize neither. There's nae need fay anythin' like that.
>tosses him a rune
Touch that if he comes back.
When he comes back.
No.713947
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>>713946
>this is my loli
>i will name her Jack
Offended of what, Lancer.
No.713948
>>713945
Why would I think that? Well, your attitude reminds me of mine. Also, siblings don't have to look the same to be related.
No.713949
>>713943
theatrics science cat! it's all about theatrics!
>picks her up
>she just kinda sags
No.713950
File: 1450733428385.png (142.5 KB, 904x814, 452:407, Who knew a killer could lo….png)
>>713946
>looks at the rune
So what'll happen when I touch it?
No.713951
>>713948
If you were my sibling you wouldn't be here.
I'd probably lock you up in my lab until I needed a blood transfusion or an organ transplant.
Maybe the basis for a new cyborg.
>>713949
Put me down, what the hell?
No.713952
>>713951
you're so light!
>puts her in a box
>the box of truth
No.713953
>>713947
>tfw my loli is 8 feet tall and a ditz
>or something
Mind the oppositional yins.
>>713950
Then he'll huv a surprise waitin' fay him, what else did ye ken it wid dae?
>doubleBolg get
Fay now, I've a Crawling Chaos to hunt.
>>713951
>do I say something
>uh
Dinnae sweat the small things, wee kitty.
>what does that even mean oh well
>Ransa awaaaaaay
No.713954
File: 1450733893627.jpg (189.1 KB, 850x1204, 425:602, sample-287600c778a21f3103f….jpg)
>>713952
What the fuck, do I look like Tao to you?
>hops out of the box
>>713953
That doesn't even mean anything-what the hell is going on with these people pretending to be my family, it's fucking stupid.
No.713956
>>713953
Just curious. Thanks for the help.
No.713957
>>713951
Ha ha ha ha.
>Notices you're dealing with the red spider.
>Watches with an unamused expression on my face.
No.713958
>>713957
>he's not the Red Spider
>I AM!
>.....don't touch my stuff
No.713959
File: 1450734082329.jpg (181.48 KB, 850x601, 850:601, sample-07f392f874eebdcba54….jpg)
>>713955
...Yeah okay I kinda do, she's a modified clone of my dad. All of those Kaka things are.
>>713957
So are you going to do anything or just be fucking stupid. I need to know whether I'm going to ignore you or not.
No.713960
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>>713959
so if you clone her would it be a clone of a clone
>>713958
speaking of clones, hey Kaine!
No.713962
>>713959
I was deciding if I should intervene or not.
>>713958
>Defiantly a red spider.
>Your stiff is my stuff.
Touch.
No.713963
>>713962
I WILL COVER YOU IN SPIDERS I SWEAR TO A UNCARING GOD!
No.713964
>>713960
They are clones of clones. For generations. Which is why they had to be modified, they fucked around with Jubei's DNA so much that it became unstable.
>>713962
And why the fuck would you do that? I already have Tager and Nanaya for that.
No.713965
>>713963
The uncaring god hears you.
Do it, Kaine. Do it.
No.713966
>>713964
HA! unstable is fun, you should do more unstable stuff
No.713967
>>713964
And where are they now? I actually don't see them here right now.
>>713963
I already went that route and she died.
No.713968
>>713966
Do I have to? Tao's enough of a drooling retard.
>>713967
Turn around.
No.713969
>>713965
DOING IT!
>>713967
>Legion is now full of spiders
>spiders everywhere
>all over you
No.713970
>>713968
well maybe you can fix Kaine when his done drawing us in spiders
No.713971
>>713970
Goddamn fucking spiders... now I need a better seat.
>hops onto Tager's head
>Kokonoe is this necessary?
Well your arms are about to be busy swatting spiders.
>Can't I just electrocute them?
Not with me on you.
No.713972
>>713971
wait if he's here why didn't ya use him to keep me from picking ya up or putting you in a box?
>oh no Science Cat!
>Carnage will find out your secret
>you just want to be held
No.713973
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>>713972
Because it'd be a waste of effort? You'd just tank it and do it anyways.
No.713974
>>713969
>They all start dying when they made contact with me.
>>713968
>Turns around.
No.713975
>>713973
......that is true
>gets swarmed with spiders
No.713976
>>713974
>there's Tager
>he's huge
>Kokonoe's sitting on his shoulders
>>713975
>Tager's up to his knees in spiders
Sheesh...
No.713977
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>>713974
I hate this kid
>>713976
>the spiders depart as Kaine returns to the vents
No.713978
>>713977
I love you too.
>>713976
Ah, he looks like that guy that fell in love with me before. Good times.
No.713979
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>>713977
Jeez. Cleanup on aisle five!
>>713978
You're hopeless.
No.713980
>>713979
soooooo I know ya going to say no...but we should so get him and Saber girl to meet
No.713983
>>713981
she'd be all "FOOOOOOOOL! THIS BELONGS TO ME!" and he'd be all "DON'T TOUCH MUH STUFF!" then spiders and blades everywhere!
No.713984
>playing with a bat familiar
There's too much edge.
No.713985
>>713982
So now you're a worthless parrot? What a waste of my time.
I think I'll just ignore you now.
>>713983
That... actually sounds fun.
No.713986
>>713985
see! it'd be great!
>>713984
GARSP! BATMAN!?
No.713987
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>713984
>you said the secret word!
No.713988
>>713985
I am not a parrot. I am one of the most dangerous Youkais in existence.
No.713989
>>713986
>tiny bat becomes fucking huge bat
No! I am the niiiiiiiiight!
>>713987
GASP!
No.713992
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>>713986
I'll see what I can do.
>>713988
Pfft... ahahaha!
>wow, she never laughs
No.713993
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>>713991
For you!
Oh god help it's heavy.
No.713994
>>713992
I'll do my part
>>713990
hey Neo two things one, kill Stumpy's side kick and D, we're going to get Kaine and Girl Saber to meet
No.713995
>>713992
What's so funny?!
No.713996
>>713993
if I can't pull him off will you die!?
No.713997
>>713990
Oh! It's a moving ice cream!
No.713998
>recently, in a galaxy that was... well, right here
No.713999
>>713994
I'll talk Kanno into it.
>>713995
You. That has to be one of the dumbest boldfaced lies I've ever heard.
No.714000
>>713999
this will be great! maybe she'll even kill him!
No.714001
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>>713996
It would be a minor inconvenience...
No.714002
>>714001
it's still a vary large bat
No.714004
>>714000
If you're lucky.
>>714003
Sure it is. You're a joke.
No.714005
>>714002
He's not that big... for you.
No.714006
>>714004
god I hope so
>>714005
why don't ya ask him off?
No.714007
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>>714006
Oh, that's a good idea!
>tinybat
I forget they do whatever I tell them to sometimes.
No.714008
No.714009
>>714006
Spiders are annoyingly hard to kill.
>>714008
Great, now what?
No.714010
>>714007
that happens some times
>>714008
AAAAAAAAAAAAH Gordon~
No.714011
>>713988
Then on face value I'd have nothing to fear. But I know there is much more to you than face value.
No.714012
>>714009
....you have no god damn idea
No.714013
>>714004
You say that now but when you're in the ground puking out blood.
No.714014
>>713994
...she's going to touch his things and we'll be hearing about it for days.
>>713997
>slowly turns
...hi there~!
>umbrellarifle at the ready
Who might you be?
No.714015
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>>714014
she'll start stabbing and I'll enjoy the show!
>>714013
HA! I can do that all on my own!
No.714016
>>714009
>>714010
>was that crashed starship there before?
No.714017
>>714013
Not gonna happen. I've been scanning you since you first talked to me. "Jealousy manipulation" is a fucking joke. If that's really all it takes to be "the most dangerous youkai in existence" then I make you look like a guppy.
>>714012
Oh trust me, I do. I've been wanting to harvest one of their web glands for months now.
No.714018
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>>714017
......how much ya want for one?
>>714016
IT'S A TRAP!
No.714019
>>714016
>a spaceship?
>this is relevant to my interests
No.714020
>>714016
Now that is interesting.
>>714018
Name your price.
No.714021
>>714015
Stabbing you say? Looks like I too will enjoy this spectacle.
No.714022
>>714020
you know my price
>>714021
just stay clear of Saber....she goes on the rag a lot
No.714023
>>714022
I don't even wear pantyhose, Carnage. You can see that.
No.714024
>>714018
>pops out of the cockpit
Well this is unexpected.
Wonder what the Captain would be doing here.
>>714019
>Lots of unusual creatures here.
>Hope none of them are hostile...
>>714020
This thing? Interesting?
It's pretty standard, actually.
No.714025
>>714022
Im notorious back home for a wild temper, so hopefully I will keep it under control.
No.714026
>>714024
So you crashed here too, huh? Welcome to the club.
No.714027
>>714024
Not in this galaxy. Or planet. Space program here's total ass.
>inspecting the ship
No.714028
>>714023
fine then just the shoes
>>714024
huuuuuuh
>>714025
your funeral
No.714029
>>714017
One, I am not limited to manipulating jealous that's just what I am known for. Second, I am one of the most dangerous ones to exist. Third, you should really watch your tongue unless you want to lose it.
No.714030
>>714026
This happen often?
>>714028
What?
>>714027
Really? According to my scanners, this place alone has some advanced technology.
But that might be an exception.
No.714031
>>714028
Fine...
>takes her sandals off and hucks them at him
>>714029
Take it up with someone who cares. Buzz off before I compress you into an atom.
No.714032
>>714028
That it will be.
But you cannot do science without risk.
No.714033
>>714030
Well... call it privatized. Standard tech is pretty awful, but some people get really nice imports.
No.714034
>>714030
You're the third person I've seen crash here, counting myself. So yeah, it kinda does.
No.714035
>>714030
Vader?
>>714031
>they stick to him
give me a few and you'll have the gland
>>714032
if ya say so
No.714036
>>714031
I would like to see you try.
No.714037
>>714033
So this planet gets people from all around the galaxy, but yet the technology itself is still primitive?
Interesting...
>>714035
Vader who?
Doesn't ring a bell.
>>714034
Jeez, think this place might be cursed?
I'm saying it's cursed.
No.714038
>>714037
.....so hows the wife?
No.714039
>>714036
No you wouldn't, you'd be dead before it finished. Infinite gravity is infinite after all.
>>714037
That's just how it goes. People can buy whatever they want, producing it here is hard.
>>714035
I'm waiting.
No.714040
>>714037
>"Cursed? Surely there's a more scientific explanation."
I dunno, Clank. He might be onto something.
No.714041
>>714039
>climbs into the vent
No.714042
>>714035
Well unless you can get a good test subject. Unfotunately it will be a few days before reinforcements will be able to resupply my tech.
>>714037
>>714040
Well considering the only people it takes are people who have killed or could kill with no qualms...This could be a quarantine zone
No.714043
>>714038
Pretty good, pretty good.
Wait how do you know about my wife?
>>714039
The problem comes from building it...
What a shame.
I'm sure with how many shipwrecks there are here, I could salvage something.
>>714040
Scientific? Nah, this could've been a Night Sisters' ritual grounds...if they exist here.
They're only on Dathomir, but who knows?
>>714042
That's also possible.
No.714044
>>714041
What is he doing...
>>714043
Here for a minute and already helpful. Interesting.
No.714045
>>714042
>>714043
>Carnage is in the Vents
>>714044
>load banging and stabbing sounds
No.714046
>>714042
Quarantine? But there's nothing stopping us from leaving.
>>714043
So some aliens showed up just to do some freaky magic rituals, and then they left?
>shrugs
I've heard crazier theories.
No.714047
>>714041
>>714044
>Looks up and stays far away from the vents
Following instinct
No.714048
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>>714044
I need to salvage whatever I can. I came over here from a distress signal that was sent out months ago.
Seems silly getting here now, but I was busy.
>>714045
The Dark Side is strong with him...
>>714046
Or they went extinct.
It's all I have to work with.
No.714049
>>714045
Oh wow. He's actually gonna do it.
>>714047
Your instincts seem atrophied.
>>714048
Distress signal from who?
No.714050
>>714039
I would love to stay and watch you try to do the impossible, but I have things to take care of.
No.714052
>>714046
Well someone did not want me to leave at the least. Then again that could just be me biting off more then I can chew. That won't prevent me from cooking up an escape plan however. I ALWAYS scheme.
No.714053
>>714050
So you're fucking off like I told you to. Good. Wasting my mother's gift on you would leave a bad taste in my mouth.
>>714051
And there he is.
No.714054
>>714048
Well, I've already seen people use magic around here, so it's not that hard to believe.
>
Y'know, the ship I crashed here still has a few parts intact. Maybe there's some stuff you could use.
>>714052
...Why don't you just leave through the front door?
No.714055
>>714049
A signal from a Clone captain. Again, it was sent out a long time ago so I can't be sure if he's alive.
But he's still a loyal soldier so I needed to check.
>>714054
Where are its coordinates?
>>714051
What happened in there?
No.714056
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>>714053
one web gland
>hands it to her
No.714057
>>714053
You're mother must have been one stupid female.
No.714058
>>714051
Now that was. Unexpected
>he grabs him and starts looking at any wounds
You down already? I expected a red abomination like you to have ripped that vent to shreds. Get Up! Its only a flesh wound!
No.714059
>Enkidu.exe is now active
No.714060
>>714055
It's a few feet past this building.
>points out the window at the Star Explorer
No.714061
>>714055
Huh. Well, take a look around.
>>714056
Wow. You actually did it.
>>714057
She sure was. So you gonna go now or am I really going to have to use Infinite Gravity on you.
No.714062
>>714054
Its me. If it ain't grandiose and flashy then it's not one of my schemes
No.714063
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>>714058
....why are you touching me?
>>714061
now ya see why Balalaika calls me to do the dirty jobs
>>714055
retrieval job
No.714064
>>714063
>Lets go
Oh Im sorry. I thought for a minute you were injured and I would need to stitch the wounds.
No.714065
>>714060
What an interesting design...
That'll be quite handy.
R2!
>R2-D2 pops out of the remains of Anakin's starship
Scope that ship out, see if there's anything useful.
>[whistles and beeping]
I asked you to get my ship parts, not sass.
The sooner you do, the sooner we get out.
>R2 proceeds to the Star Explorer
>>714061
I intend to.
>>714063
Weird...
No.714066
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>>714063
I'm impressed. Now I can finally get to making that spider droid I've been thinking about.
Proportionally scaled up spider webs are stronger than high-tensile steel.
>>714064
You don't know much about symbiotes, do you.
>>714065
Well, have fun.
>he's kinda cute
No.714067
>>714064
ppppffft me getting hurt....adorable
>>714065
ya don't know the half of it
>>714066
.....I'm painfully aware of what spider webs can do
>>714059
hey Clay
No.714068
>>714062
That sounds familiar for some reason. You ever meet a guy named Dr. Nefarious?
>>714065
Huh. Looks like I'm not the only one who hangs out with a robot.
>"What's that supposed to mean?"
Don't worry about it.
No.714069
>>714067
We're still missing a star for the tree.
No.714070
>>714066
Oh I'm sure I will.
>>714067
What could be in the vents that you could possibly want, though?
>>714068
I usually have two robotas, but one is with my master right now.
Artoo over there helps keep my ship in tip-top shape. He's an Astromech droid.
No.714071
>>714069
we'll ask Nemesis!
>>714070
a spider clone
No.714072
>>714066
>>714067
Not ALL symbiotes have a healing factor. So I make precautions
>>714068
Never heard of him. With a name like that he sounds irritating.
No.714073
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>>714072
You really don't know your shit.
>>714067
I know you do.
Ahh, I'm actually happy for once.
>>714070
So who are you anyways. I'm professor Kokonoe.
No.714074
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>>714072
yeah we do, Stumpy has survived getting implied, dad's survived his whole body being set ablaze and we don't have the time of day to list what I've walked away from
No.714075
>>714070
This is Clank. He's my best friend. Helps me with pretty much everything.
>backpack bot waves
>>714072
Well, he likes to scream a lot, so that's pretty accurate.
No.714076
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>>714071
Nemesis!
What's a Nemesis?
No.714077
>>714071
Clones?
I know how that goes.
>>714073
I'm Anakin Skywalker, Jedi Knight.
>>714075
Your best friend is a robot that hangs out on your back?
That sounds pretty nice actually.
No.714078
>>714073
or *MAYBE* My world doesnt have symbiotes that could. Or at least that quickly
>>714075
Shouting is much better then screams.
>>714074
Well frankly I had never even known about you or stumpy's exsistance until recently
No.714079
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>>714078
or dads
>>714077
you know those feels?
>>714076
wait for it.....
No.714080
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>>714078
Case in point: your knowledge is entirely useless in this dimension.
Forget everything you think you know. It means nothing.
>>714077
>
>
>
Waaaait a sec... aren't you Darth Vader?
No.714081
>>714076
sssssssstarssssss
No.714082
>>714079
Okay.
>>714081
Yes! Where would I get a star?
No.714083
>>714073
you're setting ya self up with that one
>>714081
yes starts! go get one for the tree! go get!
No.714084
>>714082
>>714083
ssssssstaaaaaarrrrssssss
>smashes through wall
No.714085
>>714077
>nods
I wouldn't be where I am now without him. Plus, I haven't felt lonely in years.
>>714078
Uh... what's the difference?
No.714086
>>714084
Goodbye!
>>714083
Nemesis is nice.
No.714087
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>>714079
I know them well.
>>714080
Who's this Vader guy I keep hearing about?
...wait Darth?
He must be Sidious' newest apprentice.
>>714085
Well he seems polite. Unlike a certain astromech
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
I'm just joking, geez!
No.714088
>>714087
the feelist feel?
>>714086
a bit slow but an okay guy
No.714089
>>714079
..
>You see a slight twitch the moment you say that.
That was a low blow Carnage.
>>714080
Im a man of science. Do you have any idea how much of an insult that is!
>>714085
Screaming is for cowards.
No.714090
>>714089
And I'm a woman of science, telling you to fucking suck it up and deal with it, you pansy.
Applying a different dimension's logic to this one that clearly is entirely different is pointless.
>>714087
Uh... sure. Let's go with that.
No.714091
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>>714087
...Is he always so angry?
>>714089
He usually only turns into a coward after we fight.
No.714092
>>714089
what? ya left out dad to what ya said
No.714093
>>714090
.....
>he twitches again trying to keep hold of whatever fragments of self restraint he's got left
Perhaps.
>>714092
Never mind. Who the hell made you anyway?
No.714094
>>714088
The feeliest of all.
>>714090
>squint
Aaaaaalright, then.
>>714091
That's not anger, that's sass.
Now if you asked "is he always so sassy?" you'd be right.
He has an attitude.
No.714095
>>714093
my mom and dad when they had hot trail park sex!
>>714094
that ever felt?
No.714096
>>714093
So you've got CLBS. Great, that'll certainly go over well.
>>714094
>fucking time paradoxes
Mmhmm.
No.714097
>>714094
In that case, Clank shouldn't have any problem getting along with him.
>"Ratchet!"
Hey, I'm just calling it like I see it.
No.714098
>>714096
CLBS? I'm no psychologist, though I remember the last one stated I have mood shifts. I guess he was right.
>>714095
I swear i'm going to end up insane by the end of this-
No.714099
>>714098
It stands for "Chronic Little Bitch Syndrome".
No.714100
>>714095
There's no other feel quite like it.
>>714096
>how do they work
Well looks like I'm on the hunt for a Sith Lord too.
>>714097
Can Clank even understand him?
No.714101
>>714098
it was brutal!
>>714100
well I'm glade we got that covered
No.714102
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>>714100
I dunno, probably. He's practically a walking supercomputer.
No.714103
>>714099
....
Nice night tonight isnt it?
>>714101
I'd expect it to be. Now please tell me there are some civillans around I could use for...stress relief
No.714104
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>>714103
Roasted and resorting to deflection via smalltalk. Not interested.
>slaps a gear-like device on the floor, which opens into a portal
Get some Preparation H, you'll need it.
>hops through and it closes, the gear exploding afterwards
No.714105
>>714101
Me too.
>>714102
If not,I can always translate. I know what Astromechs are saying...most of the time.
No.714106
>>714103
down the street
>>714105
we should do this again
No.714107
>>714105
You'll probably need to if Clank can't figure it out. It just sounds like a bunch of beeping to me.
No.714108
>>714098
>From: I HATE THIS CUNT ♡
>Ringtone goes of: Maybe I'm the one, maybe I'm the one, who is a schizophrenic psycho yeah..
>Read Message?
>Baron opens teh message
Hey you, yeah you, don't be a a self absorbed, arrogant shit today and get killed fuck face.
Also, dinners at 8. You're bringing me sushi. Don't lace it, I'll know and you'll have a bad time.
K bye.
No.714109
>>714106
Oh yeah, this was nice.
>>714107
It is just a bunch of beeping, but it's...very advanced beeping.
Trust me.
No.714110
>>714109
so how do you feel about sand?
No.714111
>>714109
>blink
>blink
...If you say so. I'm used to robots being capable of full-on speech.
No.714112
>>714110
Sand?
Can't say I'm a fan of sand.
Grew up around it, but I'm just sick of it.
>>714111
It's better this way.
Artoo can say some...rather rude things.
No.714113
>>714106
Thank.
God.
If I had to deal with that any longer I think I would have resorted to carving into my own skin.
>>714108
>[How the living fuck my communications device survived]
>Text: No promises on the lace.
>he starts walking off trying to find the nearest lake
Buisness first. Then The stress relief.
No.714114
I get the feeling today is going to be a great day.
No.714115
>>714112
Oh. Yeah, I probably don't need to understand him.
No.714116
>>714114
What makes you say that?
>spinning his revolver casually
No.714117
>>714115
No, you get the gist of it most of the time.
No.714118
>>714116
Oh, you know. The sun was shining, birds were singing.
On days like this... nothing can go wrong. Because if they go wrong, people will be burning in hell.
No.714119
>>714117
Huh. Well, I guess every robot has their own personality.
No.714120
>>714118
Whoa hey, don't be so hasty. Interrogation comes before sending them to Hell.
No.714121
>>714113
>light bulb
Wait. That has been working the entire time?!!
>Starts calling Battalion grunt #8557
Send the Sabre class battlesuit.
>eventually it arrives and he walks back to the lake.
Enjoy your day. Time to go fishing
No.714122
>>714120
Of course, of course.
>puff
You know, the shipgirls are finally at a place where they can relax. It's nice.
No.714123
>>714119
Yep, and Artoo's best friends is surprisingly posh.
A regular odd couple.
No.714124
>>714122
Yep, they really deserved a break for serving us well.
No.714125
>>714123
>laughs
Sounds like they're fun to be around.
No.714126
>>714124
We should take a beach break sometime in the tropics again. That was refreshing.
No.714127
>>714125
They can be. That friend is C-3PO, a protocol droid.
Mostly used for translations and such.
No.714129
>>714127
Huh. Guess I'm just lucky. People seem to speak the same language everywhere I go.
No.714130
>>714129
Really?
That's weird. A lot of people I meet have the same language, but other times I don't.
No.714131
>>714128
Sun, sea, swimsuits. What's not to like?
No.714132
>>714131
I'd love to answer that, but I got nothing. Everything's to like!
No.714133
>>714130
Weird. Guess it's a good thing you have a translator on standby, though.
No.714134
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>>714132
Exactly. It will be our heaven.
No.714135
>>714133
Not right now, but yeah.
I also built him when I was younger.
No.714136
>>714134
Our...
>snicker
Outer Heaven?
No.714139
>>714138
It was merely a jape, my friend. It's fine.
No.714140
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>>714135
Huh. I didn't build Clank. He just sort of wound up outside my house one day.
No.714141
>>714139
Oh, I should've known it was your trademark humor.
No.714142
>>714141
I should work on it... less people are getting it.
No.714143
>>714140
That seems oddly coincidental.
No.714144
>>714142
It's not your fault, it's just that most people don't expect Big Boss himself to crack jokes.
No.714145
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>>714144
Maybe you're right...
No.714146
>>714143
Hey, I'm not complaining. I went from being a mechanic to an intergalactic hero with Clank's help.
No.714147
>>714142
>He comes back with a bucket of fish.
That's not your fault. I dont enjoy most humor.
No.714148
>>714145
That doesn't mean you can't make them, but people tend to think of the Legend instead of the man.
No.714149
>>714146
Maybe you were just destined for greatness, and I know what that's like.
No.714150
>>714147
Mysterio?
>>714148
That's true enough. At least the fleetgirls and my men know different.
No.714151
>>714149
Destined for greatness? Whaddya mean?
No.714152
>>714150
>he gets out of the mech.
No.
No.714153
>>714150
They do, but others can't say the same.
It must be both a burden but great at the same time.
No.714155
>>714152
You see? Nobody gets it.
>>714153
It really kills me when I try to lighten the situation with some gallows humor and they think I'm being serious.
No.714156
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No.714157
>>714151
As a Jedi, I know the secrets of the Froce...but more than that, they say that I'm the Chosen One.
Destined to bring balance to the Force...but I try not to worry about it.
>>714154
>now what's that
No.714158
>>714155
No again, I saw the joke. Im just not the kind of person who would enjoy it. You've got the wrong target audience Big Boss.
No.714159
>>714155
I'm so sorry, Boss. But when you've built yourself as a leader, people expect you to be serious. It's a shame, but you can't entirely blame them.
No.714160
>>714157
Uh... what's the Force?
No.714161
>>714157
>no one can know for sure
>only Sith deal in absolutes, after all :^)
>>714156
Well, I was jess born a day ago...
>drifts off into thought
...howdy!
No.714162
>>714158
"Boss" will do.
>>714159
No, I suppose I can't.
Therefore I will improve relations.
No.714163
>>714160
Something like...this.
>uses the Force to lift a crate up
>>714161
>from my point of view, absolutes are evil
Well I can't say I expected this.
No.714164
>>714161
They just keep getting younger and younger!
>sssip
What's up, squirt.
No.714165
>>714162
And Boss it is.
That reminds me what time is it?
No.714166
>>714162
That's probably a good idea.
No.714167
>>714163
So it's like telekinesis?
No.714168
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>>714165
9 PM, why.
>>714166
You know what builds relations?
Survival excursions.
No.714169
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>>714168
Yes of course!
Boss you're brilliant!
Teaching them to survive will let them learn to trust you! I never had any doubt.
No.714170
>>714168
...
>he dares to read through the messages
!!
>he immidiately dives into his mech
Thank you for letting me know. Now if you excuse me boss I have other people to irritate.
>it starts sprinting off towards what youre certain is abyssal territory.
No.714171
>>714169
It's settled then.
>>714170
>all "known" Abyssal territory has been eradicated
>Boss don't fuck around
I'm sure he'll be fine.
No.714172
>>714167
It allows you to do other cool things, but telekinesis one of them.
No.714173
>>714171
When when you be going?
No.714174
>>714172
Huh... so you're some kinda chosen one because you can use the Force?
No.714175
>>714174
No, no. All Jedi, and Sith, can use the Force.
I was just born with only a mother, so it makes me 'special' I guess.
It's a prophecy from ancient times.
No.714176
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>>714163
Are you plum bumfuzzled? I'm bumfuzzled a lot, too...
>scratches her head
Who're y'all?
>>714164
Photosynthesis...
>motions to the UV light above her
No.714177
>>714175
Sounds like a weird prophecy to me.
>
Uh... no offense.
No.714178
>>714171
good to know that abyssalls are still at war
>after inevitably pissing off the residents-
Southern! Where the hell are you ,you accursed, dammed, insane-
No.714179
>>714176
Yeah you could say I'm...that.
And I'm Anakin Skywalker, who're you?
>>714177
I agree, but the Jedi Council still vehemently believes in their old ways. It's a pain...but it's worth it I suppose.
Maybe someday I too will be a Jedi Master, and when that day comes...I'll be willing to accept.
No.714180
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>>714179
My name's Lilly, and I'm a ho...homo...homonym...? Hominid!
>beams
>I finally got it right
Do you really walk 'cross the sky, or is it just a name?
No.714181
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>>714179
Well, here's hoping everything works out.
>looks out the door
I've got a few things to take care of. It was nice meeting ya, though!
>hoverboots: on
>zooom
No.714182
>>714180
I don't walk across it, but I fly across it like a pro.
>>714181
Catch ya later!
No.714183
>>714173
Before we go on break.
No.714184
>>714178
Were. Boss pretty much destroyed the Iron Bottom.
No.714185
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>>714183
Wait Boss, you could always have this excursion in a jungle near a beach! Let the beach be your reward!
No.714186
>>714182
You can fly, too? I got my wings, but they ain't workin' well yet...
>gives them an uneven flap
Too cold for'm.
No.714189
>>714184
Note. Barons going to have to step up to last 5 seconds if even Boss can obliterate. anyway thats enough ooc for me
No.714190
>>714186
I fly through use of space ships instead of wings because...I clearly don't have them.
No.714191
>>714188
The shipgirls could use some CQC training too. It's about time I taught them everything I know.
No.714192
>>714191
Perhaps they should be taught in the way of the revolver...
No.714194
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>>714192
They're a bit... strong, for that.
You don't want them to break your guns.
No.714195
>>714194
Then we must build stronger revolvers!
No.714196
>>714195
Adamantium is expensive and difficult to work with. Maybe Carbonadium.
No.714197
>>714196
That could work, that could work.
Maybe Vibranium, but those damn Wakandans won't share.
No.714199
>>714197
I don't blame them. It's a precious resource.
>>714198
Black Panther himself.
No.714200
>>714198
>you heard me
>Ocelots > Panthers
>>714199
Yes, but to have revolvers made from such a precious resource would be a dream...
No.714201
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>>714199
Greetings, Big Boss.
>>714200
>sounds like you've got shit taste
No.714202
>>714200
The recoil absorption would lead to a handgun whose accuracy is only defined by the user's aim... that would be great for a sidearm.
>>714201
You're not open to the idea of trade, are you.
No.714203
>>714201
>I'm sorry, I can't hear you over being named after a cooler cat
>>714202
Boss you're making me want it more.
No.714204
>>714193
when girl Saver shows up we're going to get her to fight a Spider-Man clone
No.714205
>>714202
I doubt I will be. But I'm willing to hear you out.
>>714203
>what the fuck is an ocelot anyway
No.714206
>>714203
I know. I want one too now.
>>714205
You control the largest deposits of vibranium on Earth. Naturally, as the monopoly it'd be up to you to name your price.
No.714207
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>>714204
She's busy trying to steal Christmas.
So I stole her Pocky.
No.714208
>>714205
>it's kinda like a bobcat
>>714206
The idea alone excites me, Boss.
No recoil...which I'll miss, but yet...you get so much more.
No.714209
>>714206
Winter Soldier and I have already discussed your plans. I won't interfere, but I'm not so sure giving you vibranium would be a wise decision.
>>714208
>I've never heard of it
No.714210
>>714207
oh that's evil......stealing her pocky that is, bet she'll be all "FOOOOOOOOOL"
No.714211
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>>714208
You naturally twist your elbow to absorb the recoil, a revolver technique, even with full semi-autos. Remember when you jammed your Makarov?
>>714209
So be it. If you know it's a double bluff, then I assume you aren't going to intervene?
No.714212
>>714210
"How dare you touch the king's stash!"
And then I'm gonna stick one in her mouth.
No.714213
>>714209
>well screw you too
>>714211
It's a reflex, I can't help it!
No.714214
>>714211
>nods
Wakanda has never been conquered in it's entire history as a nation. I don't intend to ruin that legacy by challenging you.
>>714213
>panthers for life, son
>remove inferior feline kebabs
No.714215
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>>714212
pppfftthahahahaaaaa! oh man she is going to freaking lose it!
No.714216
>>714213
Which is why you got revolvers from then on.
You worked with your reflex instead of against it.
I respect you for that.
>>714214
Then neither of us have a thing to worry about.
>gleam~
No.714217
>>714215
You should see'er on a really bad day.
No.714218
>>714217
is that when she flips her shit and changes into things?
No.714219
>>714214
>I'll get your precious vibranium NEXT TIIIIIIME
>>714216
Well of course, nothing quite beats a revolver. Maybe they don't need to be made out of fancy materials...
That's why I loved revolvers in the first place. They're simple.
No.714220
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>>714218
Yep. It's always a good time.
No.714221
>>714216
I suppose not. It would be nice to see world peace finally come to fruition. Even if the circumstances aren't exactly ideal.
>>714219
>THEY'RE AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS MY VIBRANIUM
No.714222
>>714219
Carbonadium sidearms for the shipgirls though. That's happening.
They need something to pick people off at range without wasting their mounts.
>>714221
Making a pariah out of myself so others will stop attacking each other, it's nasty business. But the end result is worth it.
No.714223
>>714221
>I WANT IT
>>714222
I'll try to locate and retrieve the nearest supply.
No.714224
>>714220
I hope she flips her shit on the spider clone
No.714225
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>>714224
We'll have to frame the situation just right, so she thinks the clone touched her things.
Or the other way around.
No.714226
>>714222
I have to agree. I never thought I'd see any sort of global peace in my lifetime.
>>714223
>NO
>IT'S MINE
No.714227
>>714225
or both! it'll be great!
No.714228
>>714223
We'll have to track down that mutant, Omega Red.
You still have contacts in Russia, yes?
>>714226
It's not my place, but I'd like to ask of you to help maintain that peace when we're gone.
No.714229
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>>714226
>you don't understand
>this is a stick-up
>hand over your all of your dank memes precious metals
>>714228
I have contacts in lots of places, but of course Russia is one of them.
No.714230
>>714228
I'm sure the people of Wakanda would be more than happy to help.
>>714229
>you're robbing me?
>IT'S BECAUSE I'M BLACK, ISN'T IT?!
No.714231
>>714227
Sounds like we have work to do.
No.714232
>>714229
Then he'll be easier to track.
>>714230
I am glad for the cooperation.
No.714233
>>714230
>no
>>714232
I'll get right on it.
>coat flowing dramatically in the wind that is not suddenly adrift in the room
>walks out the door
No.714234
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>>714231
gear up for an epic spider and sword fight!.....say where are all ya servants at?
No.714235
>>714232
It's no trouble at all. Cooperation is simply the option that would benefit Wakanda the most.
>>714233
>I don't believe you!
>YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY VIBRANIUM
No.714236
>>714234
Arthur is trying to stop Alter from stealing Christmas and Siegfried is protecting me.
No.714237
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>>714233
This is why he's my favorite. Style.
>>714235
If we're all done here, I have shipgirls to teach.
No.714238
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>>714236
so can he protect you from me eating cheep American fast food?
No.714239
>>714237
I don't think we have much else to discuss. It was nice speaking with you.
>leaves through the window
No.714240
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Ahh Christsmas. My favorite time of year. Lots of stooges buying up lots of consumable goods that I'll sell to them.
No.714241
>>714240
I though you was dead?
No.714242
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>>714238
>covering Kanno's eyes
Yes.
No.714243
>>714242
I'M GOING TO EAT IT!
No.714244
>>714241
I WAS! Now I'm not. Don't think about it.
No.714245
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>>714244
I'M GOING TO THINK ABOUT IT!
No.714246
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>>714238
She does that all the time. Alter, I mean.
>>714242
Well... that's happening.
No.714247
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>>714243
I am not envious.
>>714246
It's for your own good, Master.
No.714248
>>714245
>>714244
I thought about it 35 minutes ago.
No.714249
>>714247
>he's eating it!
>>714246
really? damn
>>714248
Neeeessssss!
No.714250
>>714245
Which is your right to do. I mean, it won't make sense and I'll DENY any attempts to guess at the manner of my resurrection
>>714248
Oh hey, a random child
No.714251
>>714249
Meeee!
>>714250
This is all Jinx's fault.
No.714252
>>714247
Course it is.
>>714249
Yeah I'm pretty much used to it.
No.714253
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>>714250
resurrection through erection!
>>714251
NES! we don't use that kind of talk!
>>714252
....are his hands dry? they look dry
No.714254
>>714251
Everything is Jinx's fault. Always has been.
>>714253
>wink
No.714255
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No.714256
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No.714257
>>714253
A real man breaks through all the molds and taboos! Who the heck do you think I am?!
>>714254
Glad we agree.
No.714258
>>714256
Knew what?
>>714257
Sure thing
No.714259
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>>714257
.....Ness you know I'm going to make a snarky remark
>>714255
you should have him moisturize before
>>714258
everything!
No.714261
>>714258
Hey, do you know Uncle Simon?
>>714259
Yeah but it's me, so you'll tone it down 'cause we're cool like that.
>>714260
Hey, Uncle Kamina's not dead!
No.714262
>>714259
Well you are a smart guy
>>714261
Never heard of him
No.714263
>>714261
true I only bully Ahri.....she asks for it
>>714262
for you
No.714264
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>>714261
Why would you think I was dead?
No.714265
>>714262
Oh...
>>714263
I'm gonna fix Ahri.
>>714264
'Cause Uncle Simon gets all misty eyed when he talks 'bout you.
No.714266
>>714265
That's because Simon is so in touch with his inside feelings. Just like a true man.
No.714267
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>>714265
good luck, I tried taking her to the vet for that, she just set me on fire!
No.714268
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>>714266
>
It's okay to cry in the end if you can back it up.
S'what I do.
>>714267
She won't light me on fire, I'm a kid.
No.714269
>>714263
Eh. Smart in different ways.
>>714265
I don't really bother learning names.
No.714270
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>>714268
woah woah woah. A true man cries only at the most exclusive of moments. Like getting kick in the testicles or watching Field of Dreams.
No.714271
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>>714268
if she does, pull her tails!
>>714269
I'll take what I can get
No.714272
>>714270
Or a dramatic moment.
So where's your giant robot?
>>714271
All of them?
No.714274
>>714272
Outside. Duh. Last time I tried to bring it into somewhere not Dai-Gurren it cost us a looooooot of money to fix
No.714275
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>>714273
ALL OF THEM!
>>714274
Cool!
No.714276
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>>714275
Don't try and steal my mech Ness. No one steals Gurren but me.
No.714277
>>714276
'Kay. I can just make a psi-robot.
>it's got Ness' face on it!
See?
No.714278
>>714277
>that's pretty cool
Meh. Gurren is still cooler.
>looks out the window
AIN'T YA BUDDY!
No.714279
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>>714278
Way cooler! It's giant!
No.714280
>>714279
Lagann is probably second coolest. So you probably come in at like...third or fourth
No.714281
>>714280
Guess I gotta aim for number one then.
No.714282
>comes back dazed and probably drugged
could have gone worse
No.714283
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>>714281
You'd have to kill Simon and I first.
No.714284
>>714283
A real hero finds his own way.
No.714285
>>714284
You think I don't know that? THAT'S HOW I LIVE MY LIFE BRO!
No.714286
>>714285
Then you better keep an eye out, or Ness might just zip right past ya!
No.714287
>>714283
>>714284
A real "Hero" wouldn't even kill in the first place
No.714288
>>714284
hey Ness, check out this purple tarp I found! it looks like Tori's dress!
No.714289
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>>714287
That's cape logic. We gotta do what we gotta do.
>>714288
Hey, it even has the cool triangle things!
>not-so-distant goatmom bleating
>W-where are my robes?
Uh oh...
No.714290
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>>714286
PSI POWER RUNNING IS CHEATING! RACE ME LIKE A REAL MAN!
>>714287
War is War weird dude.
No.714291
>>714289
....it's mine now
No.714292
>>714290
Ha! PSI power? This is the beating of my soul! It's my will, and my way!
Who do you think I am!?
>>714291
Does that mean goatmom's naked right now?
No.714293
>>714292
I guess? I'm not going to look
No.714294
>>714292
I think you're Ness. Duh. Who the hell did you think i though you were?
No.714295
>>714293
Where'd ya get it anyway?
>>714294
Iunno, whenever I try and read your mind all I get is "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER"
No.714296
>>714290
>>714289
Oh I know well that war is war. But you have little idea how much I despise so called "heroes" who slaughter as much as I do. Those scum are the root of all my problems.
Now you two. You look like fine soldiers. well maybe not the boy just yet, but you will become one. But don't be so stupid as to call yourselves heroes. A soldier does what he is told, because he feels its right, its needed. That's not heroic. Its necessary for the job.
No.714297
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>>714295
laundry room, I was going through everyone's underwear again
No.714298
>>714295
Exactly!
>>714296
>wow...that was deep and profound
>didn't hear a word of it
No.714299
>>714296
You're trying too hard to sound like an evil mastermind, dude.
Take a chill pill.
>>714297
You gonna make a giant ball of jockstraps and panties? We could totally hide it in the rafters and drop it on someone's head!
>>714298
And you're right! We gotta do the impossible!
No.714300
>>714299
WHO TOLD YOU!?
WWWWWWHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!??
SUCH LUST FOR JOCKSTAPS!
No.714301
>>714298
>youve realized he has a tendancy to rant on like that. You just make note to block out whatever he says after the words "this device"
>>714299
That's because I AM a mastermind boy, and if people think I'm evil because of my extreme methods, then so be it!
No.714302
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>>714300
Psychic, dude. You told me.
>>714301
>subtly placing telepathic traps in the guy's head that make him keep forgetting where he is in a rant
>and now tuning him out
No.714303
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>>714302
....you'd think I'd remember that, now what to do with Tori's dress thing? chop it up? make it a tent?
"give it back to her"
....no that's du-
>oh ho ho look who's here Ness!
>and he is pissed!
No.714304
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>>714302
>he recognizes this as psychics have done this to him before
>but you realized he barely has any resistance to psychics. At all.
So you're a psychic huh. Just like... god what was that bitch's name? ... visionary? I think?
No.714305
>>714303
>OH NO!
I mean, goatmom doesn't wear undies to make the ball out of... I think we should. But Flash, you gotta give us something stretchy in exchange!
>>714304
I'm Ness! That's all you gotta know.
No.714306
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>>714305
I've told you not to bully her Cletus! I don't care how much you can tank I will beat the red off you if you don't stop it!
>looking over at Ness
uh.....here
>hands him a rubber band ball out of one of his pouches
No.714307
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>>714306
>yesssss
>puts the band ball in his backpack
Okey!
>floats Tori's robes onto Flash
Fair's fair.
No.714308
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>>714307
>pats his head
you're a good kid Ness
>goes to archive his side quest
No.714309
>>714308
I-is it safe to come out?
No.714310
>>714309
>handing her robes over
yeah, I'll curb stomp Carnage later
No.714311
>>714308
Aw, gee thanks Mr. Flash.
No.714312
>>714310
>robes: on
>drops the towel underneath
Thank you, Mr. Agent. It would have been shameful to have lost my only clothing.
No.714313
>>714311
no problem
>>714312
maybe you should meet up with someone and go shopping for mo-
>and there's Carnage
>and out the window they go again
No.714314
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>>714313
O-oh no... please, no fighting!
>oh, they're gone
Oh, bother...
No.714315
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Been sitting here for half an hour. Hope they didn't forget. Or chicken out.
No.714316
>>714315
Didn't realize backing out was an option.
No.714317
>>714316
It wasn't. Woulds had to drag you guys by the scruff.
>cheeky grin
No.714318
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>>714317
Figured you'd say something like that. 'Sides, I'm not about to let everyone down by not showing up.
No.714319
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>>714318
Now we wait for Squigs to parachute into my arms and chew on my scalp and your ghostcat to, iunno, mistake you for a giant ball of yarn.
No.714320
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>>714319
Knowing my luck, she probably would.
>shrugs
Not like I have any other plans tonight.
No.714321
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>>714320
I just got my bike tuned up too. This is gonna be great.
No.714322
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>>714321
It's been a while since I've done anything like this. Should be fun.
No.714323
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>>714322
You broke into a movie theater in the dead of night before?
I used to all the time when I was a kid, 'cause I was a dirt poor orphan.
Though it was never to watch the movies, but raid the place for free food and crack a cash register or two.
No.714324
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>>714323
...I meant going to see a movie in general.
No.714327
>>714325
It's my own fault, really. Don't worry about it.
>>714326
Nice of you to join the party.
No.714328
>>714326
And now we're waiting on the zombooty.
>>714327
What's all this about fault? Chill, Mooninite.
No.714330
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>>714327
Of course I wouldn't miss some excitement~
>>714328
>>714329
What a lovely pair~
No.714331
>>714328
Yeah, whatever.
>smiles
Just forget I said anything and worry about breaking into the theater.
>>714330
Well, things aren't going to get exciting if we just stand around here all day.
No.714332
>>714329
Uh... Squigs?
>>714330
What can I say? I got a thing for accents. And not having to worry about a clown crippling her.
>>714331
Don't worry, I got my paperclip and nail file all ready. We're doin' this the old fashioned way.
No.714333
>>714332
>comes to a screeching stop
>Leviathan looks pooped
...good evening, mi amore.
>>714330
I could say the same about you and...Moonman.
>what was his name again
>Morris...?
No.714334
>>714332
If that doesn't work, I can always kick the door down.
No.714335
>>714333
Phew. Thought someone spiked your cafe latte.
I was about to whack a bitch.
>
Whack as in "kill".
>>714334
That too.
Let's get this show on the road.
No.714336
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>>714335
Sounds good to me. You gonna lead the way?
No.714337
>>714336
Oh you're gonna love this.
>kicks the bike
>three sidecars come out
We're gonna look like fucking dorks but I can't pass up the novelty.
No.714338
>>714337
just overheat my shit up
Seriously?
No.714339
>>714337
...I should've seen something like this coming.
>climbs into one of the sidecars
No.714340
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>>714335
Thankfully it won't have to come to that...
>note to self; order decaf next time
Lead the way!
No.714341
>it was rainy and blustery, on this third day before
>a perfect day to sit in front of the fireplace roar
>Santa sat content, soon she would snore
>Good, because this rhyming is becoming a chore
No.714342
>>714338
what the fuck is your PC on, fam
stage an intervention
Yes. Seriously.
I like to call it the "shame train".
>>714339
No way, then I'd have to top it with something even more ridiculous and impractical!
>>714340
Let's get going, mon ami.
>pats his bike
No.714343
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>>714339
You're actually getting in?
>>714340
You cannot be serious.
>>714342
sunstroke
>climbs in
Was this planned?
No.714344
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>>714341
>Another Santa.
>Time to kill this one as well.
You just don't know when to quit.
>…
>…
>…
Are you Saint Nick?
No.714345
>>714342
I'm not sure I'd wanna see how you'd top this.
>>714343
I'm used to riding around in a helicopter shaped like a crescent moon. Not like this is any more ridiculous.
No.714346
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>>714343
>cheeky cunt grin
Goddamn right it was.
I use this to parade the batbrat and reject replacement around while Dickie shows up.
>>714345
You doubt my powah?
No.714347
>>714344
Is this really needed?
No.714348
>>714345
You had no shame to begin with~
>cat form
>leaps into his sidecar
>>714346
To be paraded around...
No.714349
>>714347
As long as you don't trespass my home then we can skip this little dance, but if you can't.... well.
>Holds up some knives.
No.714350
>>714344
Fool, isn't it obvious?
Can't you tell by my nice hat, sack of toys, and demonic sword?
I even got the bowlful of jelly!
>cue Jell-O on a plate
No.714351
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>>714343
Oh, it's only a short trip.
>says the one not sitting in the sidecar
>drains the rest of her latte
>licks away the foam mustache
It'll be fun!
>>714342
>hops on the back
>rev up your harley.gif
No.714352
>>714346
>facepalms
No. No I don't.
>>714348
In my line of work, that's viewed as a good thing.
No.714353
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>>714349
There's a grave misunderstanding here.
No.714354
>>714348
There's a reason I call it the "shame train."
>>714351
Hah. Alright then.
>>714352
And awaaaaay, we GO!
>VRRRRRRROOM
No.714355
>"three days to Christmas," mused an excited little Jack
>playing with a rabbit, stab, slash, and hack
>and as she watched the head roll away
>she spied Santa and she gasped a "hooray!"
No.714356
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>>714353
>…
>It's defiantly not him.
>Sheathes blades.
My apologizes.
>>714350
>Lets out a sigh of relief.
Thank goodness.
No.714357
>>714356
Phew...
>
Oi, you smell like vampire. Why?
No.714358
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No.714359
>>714357
That's because I am one.
>Blinks and my eyes change colors.
>Scarlet red eyes activate.
No.714361
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>>714360
That's quite interesting to meet another vampire like.....
>You noticed for a split second there was a hint of sadness in my eyes.
Like my old master.
>Eyes revert back to their original color.
No.714362
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>>714361
>Would my Power of Dominance work on her?
>Why am I even thinking that?
A servant?
No.714363
>>714355
>Santa had the feeling she was being one-upped
>but it couldn't be her, not this sweet little pup
>You see she had seen the Grinch three times to this day
>When it comes to the lolis, nothing gold can stay
What the hell is that idiot narrator even talking about.
>
Hello there, girl!
>>714356
Of course it's good! I'm here, aren't I?
>squinting
I don't remember Santa ever having a maid, but we already have one here. Your services aren't needed!
No.714364
>>714363
>The loli was excited, it was a dream come true
>It was her Christmas hero, dressed in midnight blue
>excited and nervous, she approached slowly
>making no noise, she didn't need a sound Foley
Are you Santa?
No.714365
>>714363
I am not Santa's maid. I am simply hunting the jolly one down.
>>714362
Yes, I am a servant to the Scarlet Devil Manor.... well the last resident of the house. I simply want to fulfil my Master's last wish.
>I wonder if he is one of the originals.
>Judging by his clothing and speech I would say no.
>Though I really can't judge him based on just that.
No.714366
>>714365
>Maybe in my past life I knew what she was talking about, but all my memories are still fuzzy in that regard...
And what's that?
No.714367
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>>714366
To simply watch over the Manor until I believe I found someone worthy to live there, and to live an enjoyable life.
No.714368
>>714367
That's a nice last request.
No.714369
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>>714368
Yes it and I am quite happy that my Master decided to look above her selfishness.
No.714370
>>714369
So how goes your search?
No.714371
>>714370
My search has been unfruitful.
>Notices the sun will be coming up soon and it'll take me a while get back.
I apologize to cut our conversation short but I must return to the manor. I am still weak against sunlight and it'll take me a while to get back.
No.714372
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>>714371
A fledgling. That's... new.
I could offer you protection from the sun, if you really need it.
No.714373
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>>714372
Oh. How would you do that?
No.714374
>>714373
The soul of an Umbra will provide you with a shadow that blocks out the sun.
I've overcome the harshness of the morning sun a while ago, so I don't really need it.
No.714376
>>714374
But sir, I am just a mer stranger to you just met, and you have no reason to give me something of great value which would be unable to pay you back.
No.714377
>>714376
I never asked for anything in return.
No.714378
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>>714377
Even if you didn't I would feel guilty if I did not give you something in return.
No.714379
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>>714378
Then think of it as a Christmas gift.
No.714380
>>714375
>>714375
>>714375
> Oh look, Yuno brought you some fresh yummy bread