No.714375
>..and they continued on through the night.
No.714381
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>>714379
I'll have to kindly decline.
>Bows.
I am sorry sir.
>I suddenly vanishes from sight.
No.714383
>And so the beautiful white tiger brings her in by the scruff, and plops her on the ground
Oooff.
Goodness gracious. T-thank you s-so very much, but pardon if I still dont know what to call you.
No.714385
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>>714383
I was previously known as the Hystery Tiger. However you may refer to me however you wish.
>>714384
>
No.714386
>>714384
>Hiding behind tiger
G-greetings..
>>714385
>!
Heavens you speak!? How wonderful. I wouldn't want to take away your name, I will call you appropriately. Hystery.
No.714387
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>>714385
>
>>714386
There's no reason to be scared.
No.714388
>>714386
>huffs
As you wish.
>lying down on the ground
Your hunting prowess leaves much to be desired.
>>714387
>slowly nods
Vampire.
No.714389
>looks around quickly
>sits on the floor
Hmm...
No.714390
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>>714387
H-how can I be so certain? I was told many lurkers of darkness stalk these grounds.
>!
You.. you smell like blood from many moons ago.
>>714388
My hunting prowess? Pardon me, please explain how I can improve these skills.
No.714391
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>>714388
>
Soma, if you would.
>>714390
I haven't had anything to drink in a long time, if that's what you meant.
No.714392
>exasperated Satan noises
No.714393
>>714390
Watching you chase a rabbit was embarrassing.
>>714391
You do not associate yourself as a vampire?
No.714395
>>714394
Phoning it in now, are we.
There's a hell of a birthday party the host will be throwing in a few days. I'd like to be ready for it sans distractions.
No.714396
>>714395
Your salt sustains me.
Shuma Gorath and I are throwing a nice shebang, too.
No.714397
>>714391
Drink?
>Takes in a deep breath
You, you smell.. you're a vampire are you not?
>Scrambles back to tiger
>>714393
I-I was never shown how to.
>Looks down
I-I will do better next time.
No.714398
>>714393
I don't call myself "vampire" considering I have a given name.
>still thinking about what to get Kyasuta
>>714397
I just said there's nothing to be afraid of.
You're a werewolf, aren't you?
No.714399
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>>714396
In a cosmic sense, I suppose that's true.
But then that's the question, isn't it.
>lawn chair
Give the octopus my regards.
No.714400
No.714401
>>714399
Give'em yourself. I got decorations to set up.
>gone
No.714402
>>714400
>reaches into his chest compartment
>pulls out a phone
When did this get here...
>beep
Hello?
No.714403
>>714397
You have the beast blood, don't you?
>>714398
>i hear she likes sweet things
Fair point.
No.714405
>>714402
>boo
Alright, I'll try to make this quick. I'm sure the both of us have very important things to do, like sit around or do paperwork.
>ahem
Where did the man with the yellow star fighter go. What do you know.
No.714406
>>714398
Do you believe a maiden to take the word of a man they just met, especially a creature of darkness? I have heard the stories of what your kind can do, but I have also heard the stories of what mine can do as well.. still, I tread carefully amongst such company. It would be foolish not too.
>>714403
The beast blood?
>Thinks
I was born of a simple family, I can assure you I was a humble daughter before I was cursed. This blood in me is tainted now, I think that to be a more accurate presumption. B-but b-but I just don't know what to believe in anymore.
No.714407
>>714405
I believe he's been searching the area for other crashed ships in an attempt to salvage parts to repair his fighter with. I don't know his exact location, but he couldn't have gone very far.
No.714408
>>714403
>I know how to make sweet things!
You're a spirit, then?
>>714406
"Creature of darkness"? If that's what you call treading lightly then you're lucky you ran into me first and not a more arrogant person.
My name's Soma.
No.714409
>>714407
>kssshk
Let him go off planet once and he comes back like twenty years younger, can you believe this? Rhetorical question.
>why's this reception so bad
>oh right, conventional phone
You think he's going to find any ships out there?
No.714410
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>>714408
Evening Sir Soma, you could just call me Red. My name from my human life holds no merit anymore.
>Curtseys
No.714411
>>714406
In that case maybe a test is needed.
>>714408
>give her some greek treats I'm sure that'll go down well
An aspect of a spirit now.
No.714412
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>>714410
Really? I still use mine, but I guess that's personal preference.
>If she's a werewolf then my Power of Dominance would bind her to my will.
>At least I submerged that, accidentally enslaving people isn't on my to-do list...
>>714411
>I
>don't know greek treats
>brownies tho
>brownies
>gud stuff
A splinter? Now that's something I haven't seen in...
>...
>...
>...
I can't remember how long. My memory's all fuzzy.
No.714413
>>714409
Twenty years younger?
>Did something cause a time paradox?
Ratchet already offered to give up any parts that were in the ship he crashed here, but I'm not sure if one ship will have all the parts needed to repair that fighter.
No.714414
>>714411
A test? How would we preform one?
>>714412
What brings you here to this desolate part of the swamp? It's all ghouls and beasts here after all.
No.714415
>>714413
I don't know either. Happens more often than it should.
>I blame the Confederacy for this.
>Oh god, what if he's a clone like snake?
He's supposed to be a great mechanic, I wouldn't doubt it, especially with whatever technology you have.
Tell him his Captain is safe and only a little senile. Just make sure he doesn't leave too soon.
Thank you for your time, I'll buy you an E-tank sometime.
>ksshk
>end of transmission
No.714416
>>714415
>smiles
Happy to help, sir.
No.714417
>>714412
>try not to show her up
Perhaps it was too long ago, then. Spirits are harder to come by these days.
>>714414
I want to observe what kind of powers you actually have.
No.714418
>>714414
It's far from desolate. Look at all the people around.
>question: dodged
>>714417
>does she make treats?
>eeeeee
My past life is hard to recall, that's all.
No.714419
>>714417
>Bursts out
NO!
>!
I-I mean, I don't want to go down that path if I don't need to.
>>714418
I-I see. Maybe you came to feed since there are so many people around?
No.714420
>>714418
>housewives are a strange bunch
You have been recently reincarnated?
>>714419
You are alone and living in a swamp and you would prefer to stay as a human?
No.714421
>>714420
T-that isn't an option anymore. I have surpassed my humanity the day I began with these changes.
>I just don't, I can't. I have visions of bad things. Very bad and tragic things. I think I've done something horrible onto someone.
No.714422
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>>714419
That's not it either.
>>714420
So I've been told. I was, er... Vlad III.
No.714423
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>>714422
Have you strayed from your lair? I beg your pardon, I know now much of vampires and there nature, I can assume it to be a lair. I apologies in advance if I've offended you in any matter.
No.714424
>>714423
I'm a person first and a vampire last, "Red". I lived in an apartment building, but now I just wander around.
No.714425
>>714424
I believe I can relate to such a thing. I have been sleeping in a camp of my own creation for weeks since I've left my village.
No.714426
>>714425
I hope that's going well for you.
>I really should get to making those brownies.
If you'll excuse me, I have a present to bake.
>form of mist
>vanishes
No.714427
I suppose it would be wise to search for Hystery..
>Leaps out of the window
>Off in the distance, the hood falls over her shoulder revealing the nature of the girl
>With a distant Awwwoooooo she disappears into the moon lit night.
No.714428
>[ugh, I knew she'd end up spiking it]
Now...where the hell am I?
No.714429
So. These are the woods she warned me about.
No matter. I must press on.
>He continues walking through the woodland
No.714431
>>714430
>He circles around it cautiously
No.714432
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No.714433
>>714432
>and starts backing away continuing in the direction he intended
There is no need to fight these things. they are only territorial.
No.714434
>>714433
>in a deep, rumbling voice
It would be best to stay out of this part of the swamp, wanderer.
>you notice it's guarding a path on a crossroads
No.714435
>>714434
As smart as that would be- I have no choice but to press on.
>
Where does that path lead to?
No.714436
>>714435
>its eyes flash gold
>it's a little hot around here
A territory I've been charged with guarding.
No.714439
>>714436
>[sometimes I really SHOULD take the lab coat off]
Since theres is no reason to lie here, il be blunt.
I need to find an abyssal named Southern. On her own request. Any ideas as to which path she went?
No.714441
>>714439
Abyssal... Not many of their kind left. There is one who resides in the swamp that I am aware of, though I do not know its name.
No.714442
>>714441
Then I must head there.
>he realizes its the path youre guarding.
Look, All I have here for now is my knife and a few vials. I could be of no threat to whoever it is youre protecting.
Now if you excuse me-
No.714443
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>>714442
>growling
>a pillar of flame rises up in front of the trespasser
The being I've been charged with is regretfully fragile.
No.714444
>>714442
>>714443
>I- I hunger so much.. soon your flesh will grace my teeth.
>Flees into the forest
No.714445
>>714443
>one of his more passive techs - The Elemental Redistributor activates
>The flames get absorbed by his gaunlet.
>He notices, and to prevent any conflict aims to the woods firing a pillar of Ice.
Good. It seems my gaunlet itself still lives.
Now. Who is the being youre charged with protecting. I only hurt my enemies. Im sure they wont become one-
>>714444
>A pillar of ice emerges in front of you, preventing him from seeing you
No.714446
>>714444
>!
>low rumble
Good.
>>714445
>baring its fangs
My charge is on the prowl, perhaps it will be a good experience for the both of you.
>the tiger swiftly darts into the woods
No.714447
>From: Southern War Princess
>Ringtone:.. has been changed to a normal one
Hey! I'm in the hall you idiot. Where are you? I get out of the swamp!
>an Abyssal MkII Reconnaissance flies by you
Also, I switched my name your phone.. douche. Now haul ass. I'm with my sibling.
No.714448
>>714447
Oi... Don't you know it's rude to be on the phone when you're playing with someone?
No.714449
>>714448
He's not the brightest of crayons to come out of the factory.. you'll see. Now where were we.. oh yea..
>Devious glare
>Pulls out a blindfold
No peeking~
No.714450
>>714449
Is this the part where I get you arrested for being a pervert granny?
>ties the blindfold on
No.714451
>>714450
Ahaha it does involve handcuffs~
>Grabs your hand
>Handcuffs one wrist to you the other to something else
Hey, let me ask you, ever been to a rodeo?
>Snickering
No.714452
>>714447
>text recieved: Im at a crossroads. which path did you take? There was a left guarded by...something, and a right.
>>714446
So be it.
>He continues to walk along the path that was guarded.
No doubt this swamp will have poisonous entities.
>he takes out a gray vial and a needle, and injects himself with it.
These nanites should make me immune to such venom. Not even vampires or werewolves could curse me with their foul disease.
For now i'l have to end it there as I wont be back for another 6 hours at least
No.714453
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>>714451
I've rode on a couple of the destroyers I guess.
>tugging on the cuffs
Oi, what the hell?
No.714454
>>714452
>Snort
>Type/ Sends: The path with the tiger guarding it..
>>714453
I just sent him down the path of the Tiger.. Ahahahahaha.
I guess we should go watch him shit brick
>Takes of the blindfold
>Your handcuffed to the anchor of an I-Class Destroyer. It has a poll hovering over its head with a fish attached to the end
Ready? Hold on tight~
>Unloads her cannons scaring the I-Class off
No.714455
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>>714454
You're an asshole. Dude's gonna get set on fire.
>looks at the handcuffs
>realizes her situation
Oh you absolute cu-
>zooms off
No.714456
No.714457
>>714455
Ahahahahahahahahaha.
>Runs after you snapping pictures
No.714459
Yes, I'd like to speak with your Mr. Farrel. Tell him it's Sam.
>...
Oh not much, just several conceptual lifetimes full of amphetamines, if it's not too much trouble.
No.714460
Well, that was fun.
>
Nobody ever told me how itchy these things are.
No.714461
>>714460
A product of the homeland, if you can believe it.
No.714462
>>714461
I'm... not surprised. Only you lot would make something so nice and warm and yet itchy so nobody would want to wear it.
No.714463
>>714462
You've been under my care before, Mister Todd. I'm a little surprised the experience isn't as fresh in your mind as it is for most.
Though we have made some advancements with Pain infusion, I'm told.
No.714464
>>714463
Oh yeah, spraying Bats with the fear gas gave'im a glimpse of that, huh.
>shrugs
I try not to think about it too much.
No.714465
>>714464
I and Lady Death have been after that one for quite a while.
Or at least as after something one can reasonably be while retired.
Then again omnipotence does have its bonuses.
>
Fair enough.
Word of advice, I wouldn't spend too much on my brother's birthday this year.
No.714466
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>>714465
Gonna ruin Christmas too? Jeez. Between you and the weird short blonde girl in the sexy black Santa outfit I don't even know what's going on.
No.714467
>>714466
That's hardly abnormal, is it.
>shrug
Don't look at me, King Arthur was a man in my day.
No.714468
>>714467
King Arthur's stealing Christmas?
>
King Arthur's a girl?
...I have many questions.
No.714469
>>714468
I have the patience for one. Silliness of this caliber has never much been my forte.
Or were you just being facetious.
No.714470
>>714469
Why's a long-dead kinda maybe mythological king a five foot girl with an eating disorder?
No.714471
>>714470
Oh no, he was real alright.
Though Great Old Ones were never much to color inside the lines when it came summoning catalysts.
The short answer is "Japan"
No.714472
>>714471
That explains pretty much every other question I had.
No.714473
>>714472
Sometimes things are convenient.
Though I can't imagine being in a romantic relationship with a corpse fits the bill.
No.714474
>>714473
Am I being shamed by the Devil?
No.714475
>>714474
There aren't enough hours in the day for me to even begin to care.
Though my quips tend to have better reception when they're used on belligerent Thrones or the like.
>wings get
Tell Death the next time you see her she might have the occasion to be very busy soon.
>flies off
No.714476
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>>714475
...Shit. That can't be good.
No.714477
>>714476
Lucifer's involved. Of course it's not good.
No.714478
>>714477
Guess we're both Captain Obvious here.
No.714479
>>714478
He could've at least waited until after Christmas to pull whatever stunt he has planned. But I guess that wouldn't be very fitting of the devil.
No.714480
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>>714479
Guess we just gotta pull the Christmas party on the 24th instead.
No.714481
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>>714480
Fine by me. We better pull out all the stops, since this is starting to sound like an apocalypse scenario.
No.714482
>>714481
Bachelor party tier? I know a few good strippers.
No.714483
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Ho ho ho, I bring presents for all even though it's not the 25.
No.714484
>>714482
I doubt our girlfriends would approve of strippers, but we may not live to see any consequences, so... fuck it, why not?
>>714483
Uh... thanks, I guess.
No.714485
No.714486
>>714483
Wow. If that dress was just three inches shorter...
>>714484
Zero consequences! Woo!
>
Also if by some miracle we don't all die on the 25th, then uh... it was nice knowing you.
No.714487
>>714486
You would be able to see the knives that are hidden. What is your name sir?
>>714484
Please tell me your name.
No.714488
>distant FAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEERRRRRR
No.714489
>>714486
>thumbs up
The feeling's mutual. Can't say I regret anything either.
>except maybe making that cameo in Secret Wars
>but we don't talk about that
>>714487
Marc Spector. Who are you?
No.714490
>>714487
You can call me Jason.
Knives, huh.
>>714488
What even?
>>714489
Regrets are for chumps.
No.714491
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>>714490
Would you happen to be Jason Todd?
>>714489
Ah, I believe that you would want this.
>Takes out a moonlight katana along with it's sheathe.
No.714492
>>714490
>zooming into sight, with a voice most shrill
>came the platinum blonde Santa with a license to kill
MORUGAAAAAAAAAN!
ANOTHER CUTE MAID/SANTA IS UNACCEPTBLEEEEEEE!
>>714491
HO HO HO, SANTA BRINGS DEATH
No.714493
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>>714488
...That can't be good.
>>714490
So most of the other people we know, then?
>>714491
Huh. Well, I'm not about to pass up getting a sword.
No.714494
>>714491
Wow. Marc's on the good list. Or are you the naughty Santa that supplies us bad boys with new toys.
I could get behind this positive-negative reinforcement thing.
That's me. Red Hood, scourge of the underworld.
>>714492
Yowza.
>>714493
Preeeeetty much.
No.714495
>>714492
What a mess. The mistress will be upset.
No.714496
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>>714494
I never said I was giving presents only to people that have been good. I said I bring presents for all. What kind of gun would you like sir?
>>714493
You're welc-
>>714492
So you return!
No.714497
>>714493
>tell to the two naked and bound teenagers at the front
>>714494
GOOD MORROW, POORLY PROPORTIONED MAN WITH THE RED NOSE AND KNEECAPS
SANTA BRINGS YOU GIFTS
>dives into the sack
>hurls makeup foundation and an uzi at him
>>714495
>everywhere I go I see maids
>MAIDS
>MAIDS
No.714498
>>714494
So should we tell people and watch them freak out or keep this a secret?
>>714496
Never really used swords that much. This could be nice for a change.
>>714497
>j e e z
Okay, what the fuck is going on?!
No.714499
>>714496
I'm all stocked up on guns. S'bullets that I want.
You wouldn't happen to be carrying .500 S&W?
>>714497
Best Christmas ever.
>entirely ignoring the "poorly proportioned" bit
>>714498
Clearly Christmas has come early for us!
>grins
We know they won't freak out, so let's keep it to ourselves.
No.714500
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>>714497
>why this
>cleaning up debris so the place can self-repair
No.714501
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>>714498
Just to let you know it's a reversed blade and each part of the blade was forged by three different goddesses.
No.714502
>>714496
SILENCE!
>whacks with the sack
USURPER! URIEN SYMPATHIZER!
>parks the sleigh right on top of her
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
>>714498
FOOL, THE CELEBRATION OF CHRIST'S BIRTH.
AND ALSO FRIED CHICKEN
>pained whimpering from the teens
>>714499
THAT MEANS I WIN
>tiny fist pump to herself
Alter wins.
>>714500
YOU! GET OUT! WE HAVE ENOUGH MAIDS HERE!
AND BY ENOUGH I MEAN ME!
No.714503
>>714502
I have been informed that you do nothing to clean things.
No.714504
>>714499
Good point. There've been so many false alarms about the end of the world people probably wouldn't believe us.
>>714501
>
And you're just... giving it to me? Well, alright.
>>714502
I get that. Still doesn't explain why there are naked people tied to your sleigh.
No.714505
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>>714502
Weirdest. Santa. Ever.
>>714504
'xactly.
No.714506
>>714503
>Operation Maidicide will have to be brought up
>and I haven't even gotten the 409 bombs ready
>[suspicious]
Tch. I'll have you know that's stupid and dumb.
>huff
The king's presence is enough to make anything immaculate simply by being near me. Everyone knows Mister Clean is secretly royalty.
>>714504
...I ran out of reindeer.
>MMPH! MMPH!
Shut up! Whiners don't get fed!
>>714505
Save your compliments for the cookies I expect each and every one of you to bake!
Only by showing due gratitude to your betters will you see the fruits of labor!
>digging around in the sack
Like this...i...Pad, thing.
>uh
BUT HARK, THERE ARE STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA OR WHATEVER
>and then she was gone, out with a twitch
>and not just because posting is a bitch out to satisfy her gift-giving itch
No.714507
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>>714505
Well, that, and most people don't trust us to begin with.
No.714508
>>714499
Yes I d-
>>714502
>On the floor
>Now under the sleigh.
>HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?
>Burst into black mist.
>Hours pass and I reappear put from the shadows.
Christmas is ruined.
No.714509
>>714506
What a weirdo.
>>714507
We're both ex-terrorist vigilantes, of course they don't.
>>714508
It's not even the 25th!
No.714510
>>714508
>riding around on a bone dragon
Not yet it's not!
No.714511
>>714506
Didn't realize slavery was legal around the holidays.
>Moon Knight status: displeased
>>714509
They only trust us when they realize they actually need our help.
>shrugs
Still don't understand why Cap wanted me on the Secret Avengers. It was meant to be a stealth-based team, and I don't exactly blend in well.
No.714512
>>714511
That's how it goes. "No killing!" And then they realize that their way doesn't work so they beg for our help.
>
Every team needs contrast. Or a meatshield. Or both.
No.714513
>>714509
>Checks pocket watch.
>December 22
>Places pocket watch back in my pocket.
I am to early again. Well, no matter.
>>714510
No it is not ru- is that a bone dragon?!
>Eyes light up with excitement.
No.714514
File: 1450817701937.jpg (121.07 KB, 571x605, 571:605, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
lets see what horrible thing I'm going to do today!?
No.714515
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>>714513
It sure is. The wills of lesser monsters are bound to mine by default. It's my power of dominance.
>dismounts the dragon
>>714514
Oh no!
No.714516
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>>714512
True. They went out of their way to make an all-black version of my costume, but they only told me to use it once. I wouldn't be surprised if I was just there to soak up bullets.
>>714514
Keep existing?
>[LAUGH TRACK]
Oh god damn it, not again.
No.714517
File: 1450817836783.jpg (105.85 KB, 596x900, 149:225, e74d5acc5c9644391a6a35e331….jpg)
>Sabrina hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season
>now please, don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason-
>am I being patronized by a narrator
>...
>that's what I thought
No.714518
>>714516
Wow. What cunts.
>>714514
Destroy the bathroom?
>>714513
See?
No.714519
>>714518
been there done that
>>714516
so you and Jay double dated? remind me to mock Stumpy
>>714515
>smashes through a wall
OH YEAH!
No.714520
>>714515
I always heard that a dragon still lives one when they are reduced to only bones. Is it because you're one of the pure bloods which allows you to control the minds of lesser beings.
>>714518
Yes I do see.
>Bows apologetically.
I apologize.
No.714521
>>714517
YOU ARE THINKING TOO LOUD!
No.714522
>>714519
OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO!
>>714520
More than just their mind. Their souls too. Even if they die, I can use their abilities for myself.
No.714523
>>714518
I signed up to be on a team with Beast. I had a pretty good idea what I was in for.
>>714519
You'll make fun of him whether I tell you to or not, Carnage. We both know that.
No.714524
>>714522
>snaps into a slim jim
OOOOOOOOOH YEEEEAAAAHHH!
No.714525
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>>714523
Beast is a cunt?
>>714520
Dude, why're you bowing? I'm not your master.
>>714519
Well shit.
No.714526
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>>714519
>Starts cleaning the mess.
>>714522
That's a quite interesting ability. Have you ever tried using it on me?
No.714527
>>714524
Oh...
>>714526
No, why would I?
No.714528
>>714525
in more ways then one
>>714523
yes man whiter then my dad, but where you two got to spend time with loved ones, he spent the night treating stab wounds
>>714526
hey a new maid.....give her a month
>>714527
oh my
No.714529
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>>714527
I would not know why you would choose. Maybe to have another servant? Maybe to have the ability which I posses?
>>714528
>Finishes cleaning.
>Mission is a success.
>Gold star ranking.
No.714530
>>714525
Yeah. Pretty sure he's the one who originally got people to think my mask was actually a plastic bag.
>>714528
So... his symbiote didn't heal the stab wounds for him?
No.714531
>>714528
Oh me!
>>714529
I can already stop time with a Chronomage soul.
That said I'd never force someone to be my servant. Maybe in a past life, when I was "Dracula". But not now.
No.714532
>>714530
it does, that's why I go for the run him all the way through
>>714529
YOU GET NOTHING AND YOU LIKE IT!
>>714531
oh you!
No.714533
>>714528
Pfft.
>>714530
Sheesh. Talk about a real pussy.
No.714534
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>>714525
My old Master told me to always bow before apologizing towards someone.
>>714531
With that then I would not know why you would want to use it on me.
>Wait, did he say stop time?
How do you know I can manipulate time?
No.714535
File: 1450819184596.jpg (117.91 KB, 593x900, 593:900, AND I'M FREE, FREE FALLIN'.jpg)
>>714532
Sheesh. I'm starting to remember why I murdered all my old enemies.
>>714533
There's a reason he usually sticks to keeping his nose in the books. He was literally only brought on the team to be "the smart guy."
No.714536
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No.714537
>>714534
I wouldn't use it on you unless I didn't have a choice.
>
You did it last night. You thought I didn't feel it?
No.714538
>>714534
Well, don't to me. I'm just a guy who doesn't die.
>>714535
Talk about a real sack of shit.
No.714539
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>>714536
I sure am
>>714535
ya don't think he's tried?
No.714540
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>>714537
I will take note and most people are unable to understand that I manipulate time. Most of them think I am able to teleport even though the technology for teleportation has yet to be developed.
No.714541
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>>714538
Yeeep. Makes me glad I don't have to work with the X-Men on a regular basis.
>>714539
Well, obviously he hasn't tried hard enough.
No.714542
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No.714543
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>>714541
oh and you can?
>>714542
as you should! so when are you and Ness going to mind battle?
No.714544
>>714540
Stopping time makes more sense.
No.714545
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>>714538
I won't do it ag- are you immortal?
No.714546
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>>714541
Lucky you tag along with me, right?
>>714545
Yeah, kind of?
No.714547
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>>714546
May I test that out?
>>714544
Yes it does. I don't believe I've got your name yesterday.
No.714548
>>714547
You did, but I'll say it again. I'm Soma. Kurusu Soma.
No.714549
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>>714543
You'll just tank whatever I throw at you. What's the point?
>>714546
Yeah. I don't have to worry about being judged the entire time we work together.
No.714550
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>>714547
Why is that always the first question someone asks when they hear about it...
Whatever, go on.
>>714549
And this is why we make a great duo.
No.714551
>>714548
Soma. I apologize for my forgetfulness and I suppose you already know my name.
No.714552
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>>714549
like everything in life, just to make ya miserable Moonshine
No.714553
>>714551
You mentioned it when I introduced myself, Sakuya.
No.714554
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>>714550
Because it's hard to believe that I've come across another immortal. I apologize beforehand.
>Grabs a knife out of the sheath that was strapped around my thigh.
>Throws the knife towards your neck.
No.714555
>>714554
AAAARRGH! MY ASS!
No.714556
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No.714557
>>714554
>thunk
...
...
...
>yanks it out and tosses it aside
>neck injury not even visible
Satisfied?
>>714555
Fuck. Forgot your ass was magnetic.
No.714558
>>714550
Definitely beats working alone, that's for sure.
>>714552
Do I sound miserable to you?
>he kind of does
No.714559
>>714556
how do ya not know? ya got mind powers!
>>714558
yes...yes ya do
>>714557
I wasn't even in this!
No.714560
>>714559
I don't like reading your thoughts. They're heinous, and dirty.
>her eyes blink
>mind reading go
...oh. I don't think I would fare well against him.
No.714561
>>714558
>rubs his neck
So, if I got the strippers, what're you bringing to our end of the world party?
>>714559
I'm not sorry.
No.714562
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>>714553
>Bows.
I apologize that I forgot our meeting and I will make sure not to forget this one.
>>714557
Yes I am. How did this come to be? If you don't mind me asking.
>>714555
I am sorry!
No.714563
>>714560
hows it feel to be low class mind reader around here?
>>714561
I'm aware
No.714564
File: 1450821372386.png (595.02 KB, 502x553, 502:553, It's not gonna be differen….png)
>>714559
Well, I'm not.
>>714561
Good question...
>JeopardyTheme.mp3
Feel like seeing what $10,000 worth of alcohol would look like?
No.714565
>>714562
Took a dip in a Lazarus Pit. Not sure if you know what that is or if I can describe it properly other than "funky spa pool that makes you immortal and crazy."
I got over the "crazy" bit.
>>714563
Damn right you are.
>>714564
Yes.
No.714566
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>>714562
I would appreciate that.
No.714567
>>714564
why so down?
>>714562
s'fine
No.714568
>>714563
I can do more than read minds.
>...
Still, not good.
>hangs her head
No.714569
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>>714565
Looks like we've got things figured out, then.
>>714567
What are you talking about? I'm fine.
No.714570
>>714568
HAHA! so why do ya hate Christmas?
>>714569
.....sure ya are
No.714571
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>>714566
You said before that you use to be Dracula. Did you happen to forget about your past which caused you to turn out the way you are now, or is it something more?
>>714567
Are you hurt?
>>714565
That sounds extremely close to the one called Deadpool, but that one is well.....
>Thinks for the word to describe him.
He's an interesting one. Though he talks to much.
No.714573
>>714569
Debauchery to the end of existence. Never thought it'd go out like this.
>>714571
Don't compare me to Wade, guy's nuttier than squirrel shit.
No.714574
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>>714571
J says I reincarnated without memories, so... that's all there is to say about that.
No.714575
>>714570
I'm not always upset, Carnage.
>>714573
Neither did I.
>shrugs
Go big or go home, I guess.
No.714576
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>>714573
>Chuckles.
I can't disagree there but he doesn't make the dinner table fun.
>>714572
Good!
No.714577
>>714575
Kinda wanna do jello shots off Squigs too.
>Jay no
>>714576
Dinner table?
No.714578
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>>714570
Commercial greed and fake happiness. I've done perfectly well enjoying myself at home without any of the silliness involving trees and gifts.
No.714579
>>714578
.....so ya lonely and no one gives ya anything
>>714575
.....name one time ya not
No.714581
>>714577
>blink
>blink
...Well, I'm not gonna stop you.
>>714579
Does right now count?
No.714582
>>714579
>taken aback for a moment
...essentially.
>why am I admitting this
Bah. The only indulgence I'll be giving any of this is my gift to Flash.
No.714583
>>714580
>
>>714581
You should spend some time with Snowball too.
>
Maybe debauchery ain't the way to go about it.
No.714584
>>714581
no, you're talking to me and we both hate each other
>>714582
>uh oh
>you said his trigger
you.....
WHAT!?
No.714585
>>714577
Yes, last Christmas my Master invited him for dinner along with some other people.
>>714574
J?
>Tilts my head to the side.
No.714586
>>714583
Maybe you're right.
>shrugs
We'll figure something out.
>>714584
...Point taken. But I'm still not upset.
>Not yet, anyway.
No.714587
>>714578
>pops out of chirstmas tree
>puts an elf hat on her head
No.714588
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>>714585
Julius Belmont. A vampire hunter with no parallel.
We have an agreement: he won't hunt me down if I keep myself in check.
No.714589
>>714586
well I am now!...not you, psychic friends over here said my trigger
No.714590
>>714585
I feel sorry for your master.
>>714586
We always do.
>>714587
So how's being "sexting pen pals" with Kori going?
No.714591
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>>714583
Well, I was going to go with a book, but if that's what you'd like for your present.
>internally, bonesnake wishes for death
What's happening?
No.714592
>>714584
>long silence
I'm getting my acquaintance a gift.
>>714587
...why.
No.714593
>>714592
NO! HE GETS NOTHING AND HE LIKES IT! ALL HE GETS IS A REMINDER THAT HE IS A CRIPPLE WEAKLING!
No.714594
>>714590
It was kinda hot for a while, but now I think we're both kinda over it.
>>714592
Because its the most wonderful time of the year.
No.714595
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>>714588
Ah.
>I wonder if he was the one that killed my Master.
May I meet this hunter?
>>714590
There's no need to feel sorry for her.
No.714596
>>714589
...Did you seriously just use the word "trigger?"
>>714590
>nods
If all else fails, we just roll with the punches 'till the end.
No.714597
>>714591
The Devil pretty much all but said "I'm going to fuck Christmas" so I thought I'd spend time with you in case "fucking Christmas" equates to "ending the world".
Sammy doesn't play fair, y'see.
>>714594
Thank fuck, that shit was getting weird.
>>714595
Oops.
>>714596
That's a given.
Maybe another double date somewhere nice? I'm not too good with the fancy shit.
No.714598
>>714593
>why is he yelling so loud
>I wish I was at home battling Pokemon
>my feet hurt
Well, this year is going to be different.
>>714594
For rich companies that produce toys and decorations, perhaps.
No.714599
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>>714595
That's not really up to me. He just... shows up.
No.714600
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>>714596
YES!
>>714598
well jokes on you! he doesn't even know you're still alive!
No.714601
>>714597
Considering I made up an entire alias to hang around rich people, I'm pretty sure I can find somewhere nice for us all to go.
>>714600
>...
>...
>uncontrollable laughter
No.714602
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>>714597
Are you sure we shouldn't maybe try to do something about the end of the world?
>pinches his cheek with her skeleton hand
Not that I'd say no to another night out.
No.714603
>>714600
>...
>aww
Well, I'll just have to tell him.
No.714604
>>714601
>and they say Moon Man's heart grew three times that day
>as a Christmastime miracle happened
.....huh you can laugh
>>714603
I'm only going to say this ONCE
STAY AWAY FROM HIM!
No.714605
File: 1450824218696.jpg (122.75 KB, 700x555, 140:111, she was hotter in the whee….jpg)
>>714601
Cool. I just hope it's not one of those dumb places with like four pairs of forks and spoons.
I remember Alf and Bruce taught me how to use those but that was like half my life ago.
>>714602
It's the Devil himself. There's not much I can do to that guy.
No.714606
>>714597
You can only get so many texts of a naked tamaranian on a beach full of hypodermic needles before your boner is kill.
>>714598
That CYNICISM WILL NOT STAND!
>throws a handful of tinsel into the air, covering her hair
No.714607
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>>714604
>give him a few minutes
>he's still laughing.
Of course I can laugh. I just don't normally have a reason to.
>>714605
I've got a feeling Squigly's the only one out of the four of us who would care about table manners. Don't worry about it too much.
No.714608
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>>714599
I don't just "show up."
>when did he get there
No.714609
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>>714607
huh....you're laugh sounds dorky
No.714610
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>>714599
Oh..... well thank you for informing me about him.
No.714611
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>>714606
She's chilling on the Jersey shore?
We could fucking pick her up.
>>714607
I can believe that.
No.714612
>>714608
Could you not do that?
No.714613
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>>714604
I'll be sure to do that.
>after he gets his gift
>coy smile
>>714606
>oh Arceus not my haaaair
Still not proving me wrong here.
No.714614
>>714611
Florida. It can be just as terrible.
Eh. I'm sure she's got her own thing going on.
No.714615
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>>714610
Sakuya Izayoi.
>>714612
Someone has to keep you on your toes.
No.714616
>>714613
CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE!
No.714619
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>>714605
...I suppose you've got me there.
>>714607
There is nothing wrong with having proper table ettiquete. We can't eat like neanderthals all the time.
No.714620
>>714609
Not as dorky as you using the word "trigger" unironically.
>>714611
There's probably going to be a higher chance of someone calling the cops on us this time, though. So... be prepared.
>>714619
I'm not saying I'm going to ignore my manners completely. Just that we shouldn't focus on them very much.
No.714621
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>>714620
I can use whatever word I want! it's a free country
No.714622
>>714614
Really? Damn.
>>714619
Best that we spend our last moments together, right? All sappy and lovey-dovey.
>>714620
I'll pull the stops out.
No.714623
>>714615
You're going to give me a heart attack, J.
No.714624
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>>714618
To think a hunter was turned. And by a Scarlet no less.
Have you no pride?
>>714623
Your heart doesn't beat, Soma.
No.714625
>>714622
If you wanna call her so you can see her, fine by me. But don't try to call her because you want to cheap out on a Christmas gift
No.714626
>>714624
I do have pride still intact, but my title as hunter was long gone once I've stepped attempted to take the life of my Master. Now, were you the one that attacked our peaceful home that faithful night?
No.714627
>>714626
Take out stepped.
Morning draws near.
No.714628
>>714624
Oh, right. I forgot.
No.714629
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>>714621
Sure is. Won't stop me from laughing at you, though.
>>714622
>smiles
Sounds good to me.
No.714630
>>714629
like how everyone laughs at you?
No.714631
>>714626
I destroyed a vampire that fed on humans. That's all there is to say.
>>714627
w@
>>714628
How on Earth did you forget? It's in your chest.
No.714632
>>714620
...
>internally REEEEEEEs
>but you know
>all ladylike
Alright, I'll try not to be stuffy.
>>714622
>it's just like in my romance novels
>I mean
And here I thought you hated lovey dovey.
No.714634
>>714633
where the hell are you going?
No.714635
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>>714631
What about the ones that were given blood packs thanks to the treaty that the village forced them to sign with their names?
No.714636
>>714634
You wanted me to kidnap Santa Claus, well I'm gonna do it!
No.714637
>>714636
okay, I though with Moonman here we couldn't have too many white guys
No.714638
>>714637
Woooooow.
You'll see, though. By Christmas Eve, I'll have the fat man bagged up and wrangled here!
No.714639
>>714630
I wouldn't say everyone, but yeah.
>>714632
Hey, do what you want. I'm not about to stop you from having fun.
No.714640
>>714638
hey who here other then me and Jack hate stumpy?
>>714639
huh....eh I can live with it?
No.714641
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>>714640
I think most villains from Spidey's side don't like 'im either.
No.714642
>>714641
cool, I need someone to make sure a psychic chick stays away from him!
No.714644
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>>714635
We both know Remilia Scarlet didn't take blood packs, she stole entire humans.
No.714645
>>714640
Good. I wouldn't want to hurt your feelings or a-
>starts laughing again
Okay, I can't even finish that sentence.
No.714646
>>714632
I'm not good at lovey dovey. But I like you, a lot more than I like other people.
>which is saying a lot
>he hates people
So you're worth it.
>>714625
Dude come on. I'm not that cheap.
>>714629
Awesome.
No.714647
>>714643
oh jeezz I don't know something about I HATE HIM!
>>714645
ha! feelings
No.714648
>>714647
Riiiiiiight.
I should've figured.
No.714649
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>>714644
>Sakuya status: Angry.
She did that in the past but changed once she encountered that shrine maid. Now were you the one that attacked us?
No.714650
>>714649
Simply stopping doesn't pay back all the lives stolen.
...No. I did not. Gensokyo's affairs are its own, but neither will I condemn the one who did it.
No.714651
>>714648
and yet I had to spell it out
No.714652
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>>714646
Right? This should be great.
>>714647
Hate to burst your bubble, Cletus, but hatred counts as a feeling.
No.714653
>>714652
so you hate to say hate is a feel?
No.714654
File: 1450827676417.jpg (530.63 KB, 1400x2006, 700:1003, Don't pull that trigger.jpg)
>>714651
Well I'm busy planning!
No.714655
>>714654
well what's the next step in ya master plan!?
No.714656
>>714655
Crashing Santa's sleigh...with no survivors!
...wait I just want to kidnap the man, not murder him.
No.714657
>>714656
huge difference between me and you there
No.714658
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>>714653
That's one way of putting it.
No.714659
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>>714657
I'm not about to murder him,that's murder Christmas itself!
No.714660
>>714658
then you got the feels
>>714659
you know he can't die right?
No.714661
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>>714650
I know it does not pay back the lives that were taken from them, but that does not give them the reason to kill Meiling and Patchouli!
No.714663
>>714652
So what's going on now?
No.714664
>>714660
I believe it.
>>714662
Wait, what's that I see in the distance?
No.714665
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>>714661
I don't know who either of those are. My knowledge of the residents of the Scarlet Mansion is limited.
No.714666
>>714664
looks like a vary angry beard guy
No.714667
>>714660
...What?
>>714663
Not much, to be honest. Life's been a little boring.
No.714668
>>714664
the winds have carried word that one is looking for one named Klaus. I am a man of such a name.
No.714669
>>714667
You know what we should do?
Shopping spree. With this.
>
No.714670
>>714666
Those are pretty common in the woods.
>>714668
Santa?!
Well there goes those plans.
No.714671
>>714670
HAHA he's jacked
>>714667
the feels bah you got'm
No.714672
>>714670
I don't know if I'd consider myself a sainted man. But what plans do you speak of? Plans to celebrate the yuletide with loved ones and friends?
No.714673
>>714665
Meiling was a guardian of the manor while Patchouli was the human who was friends with my Master. Both of them never raised a finger against humans unless they were provoked, but even then they would simply knock them out, and carry them back to the human village.
No.714674
>>714669
...Wait, the Bat Credit Card is a real thing?
>>714671
No I don't, Cletus.
No.714675
>>714671
I know!
>>714672
Of course!
...after kidnapping you. I thought you lived in the North Pole!
No.714676
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>>714673
You would know more about their enemies than I would.
No.714677
>>714674
>grins
Crazy, right?
No.714678
>>714675
I have a dwelling there. But I am a traveler by heart. I must go where the work can be found.
No.714679
>>714675
did you just tell him.....
>>714674
sure Moony
No.714680
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>>714676
That I do not know. All I do know is it was the work of a hunter that used knives and a chain as a whip.
No.714681
>>714678
Well that's respectable.
>>714679
Son, does it look like I can kidnap this man?
No.714682
>>714677
Yeah. I thought it was just some weird inside joke.
>>714679
>facepalms
You're a fucking idiot.
No.714683
File: 1450829105371.png (233.76 KB, 500x471, 500:471, tumblr_lx97rpddpY1qhoxx9o1….png)
>>714680
>uncoils Vampire Killer
My family's whip has gone by many shapes and forms, including chains, but we don't hunt in other dimensions.
>and fuck using the knife
>Grand Cross 4 lyfe
No.714684
>>714681
no, not at all
>>714682
said Moon freaking Knight
No.714685
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>>714682
Nah. We all got one during the Batman Incorporated thing.
I nicked Drake's. 'Cause y'know, they'd never give me one knowing I'd spend it on guns and bullets.
No.714686
>>714681
Now what is this about kidnapping me?
No.714687
>>714684
>it's time
>for the finger
>>714685
>shrugs
Not like Drake would have put it to better use.
No.714688
>>714687
guess ya ain't happy anymore
No.714689
>>714683
You may of had a rouge in the family that saw fit to hunt other dimensions.
>Sighs.
Back to square one.
No.714690
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>>714687
Computer shit. What a fucking dork.
No.714691
>>714684
So I might as well come clean!
>>714686
I was gonna send you back by Christmas. I thought you'd be the traditional fat jolly Santa who's like, "It's alright, you did it to make your family happy! Hohoho!"
Then you'd disappear with Santa magic, and I'd learn the true spirit of Christmas!
No.714692
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>>714689
You dare insinuate that? We have records of every Belmont to succeed the Vampire Killer.
...It was lost to our clan between 1800 and 1943, however. We retrieved it after World War II ended.
No.714693
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>>714688
Yeah, I'm not. Thanks for that.
>>714690
Pfft... seriously? I can understand wanting to be hi-tech, but that's all he used it for?
No.714694
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>>714693
Drake's a drooling idiot when it comes to actual crimefighting. His preptime's good but it always falls short whenever he and I fight.
Six times out of six I left'im bloody and broken.
No.714695
>>714693
your welcome
>>714691
still not ya best idea
No.714696
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>>714691
Well, I suppose if it would bring Yuletime joy to you're family....I will allow you to attempt to kidnap me.
No.714697
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>>714694
>chuckles
That's a grade-A track record if I've ever heard one.
>>714695
>frustrated Moonman noises
No.714698
>>714697
At least he finally grew out of his "I'm hot shit and you're hot garbage" phase. I woulda killed him if he kept it up.
No.714699
>>714692
During that time it was lost it could of found itself in the hands of something far worst than humans. It matters not. Whether they have fallen to a beast or simply died of old age the truth remains. I'll never find the one that killed my family.
No.714700
>>714695
Well I knew that!
>>714696
Nah, I mean it's not fun with you right here.
Besides, now I just feel bad.
No.714701
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>>714699
It wouldn't matter. Only a Belmont can awaken the whip naturally. Otherwise it'd simply be a length of leather.
The only other way is with the assistance of the Lecarde clan.
No.714702
>>714700
Well...now I feel bad. I would never want to destroy the joy of a family during this time of the year.
No.714703
>>714698
Sounds like you've got more patience than I do.
>moonman no
No.714704
>>714702
You didn't destroy the joy of our family!
We've still got plenty to look forward to, and even if it isn't going to end with a wacky adventure.
Don't worry about it.
No.714705
>>714704
Well, if I can help your family at all, simply let me know, I will do what I can.
>begins to play a flute
No.714706
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>>714701
>Sighs.
Thank you for informing me. I would like to continue speaking about this matter but morning draws near. M
No.714707
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>>714705
Just be sure to stop by on your travels on the 25th, and that's all we need to ask.
No.714708
>>714706
Good luck, is all I can say.
No.714710
>>714709
Yeah. Having a sidekick sort of robbed me of any patience I had for people like that. That's why I haven't taken anyone else under my wing since.
No.714711
>>714710
Bats just uses'em for brightly colored, charismatic meatshields.
No.714712
>>714711
I was the one who was meant to be a meatshield. Although, my sidekick had no clue what kevlar even was when he first started working with me, so...
No.714713
>>714712
Fuck's sake. At least B gave us titanium lined vests. There's a reason we wore bright red and yellow: s'a bluff. Keeps their eyes on our well protected chest instead of our braincage.
>taps his temple
No.714714
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No.714715
>he continues to walk towards the swamp
No.714716
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>>714712
you got a side kick?
No.714717
>>714713
Makes sense. Too bad my sidekick had zero fucking clue what he was doing. Ended up getting himself killed after he basically dared someone to shoot him.
>>714716
Used to. He's dead now.
No.714718
>>714717
oh Jesus Marc, I'm sorry
No.714719
>>714717
Dumb motherfucker.
>>714718
Don't be, kid sounds like he actually had it coming.
No.714720
>>714719
oh come on man, that's a real dark way of looking at i-......oh wait never mind
No.714722
>>714718
It doesn't bother me anymore. Hell, it only bothered me for like a couple of days after it happened.
>>714719
I didn't even want to have a sidekick. Kid pretty much guilt-tripped me into working with him because one of the criminals I took down was his dad.
No.714723
>>714722
Oh, that guy. I remember that guy. Case of "melty face" right?
He's like a shittier version of me with dumbass cyborg bits?
No.714724
>>714722
>>714721
you guys worry me sometimes
No.714725
>>714724
Don't worry about it too much. Once you get killed and come back, you get to make all kinds of crude, ironic remarks at inappropriate times, and nobody can say shit about it.
I love gallows humor. Really takes the edge off things.
No.714726
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>>714723
You got it. I'm glad I don't have to deal with him anymore.
>>714724
I worry a lot of people these days, don't I?
No.714727
>>714725
huh speaking of bad humor, hear Joker's back
>>714726
should I call you Ahri?
No.714728
>>714726
Y'know I'm kinda pissed I never got my shots on the kid.
Woulds blown cigarette smoke in'is face.
>>714727
Sounds like a big ol' case of "not my problem anymore."
Already killed'im with a crowbar once. Now I just make passive-aggressive threats and if he doesn't clear out I shoot'im in the heart.
No.714729
>WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT!!
>Throwing the couch pillows all over the place
No.714730
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>>714727
Ha ha, very funny.
>>714728
If he ran into you he probably would've thrown a fucking temper tantrum. It'd be more irritating than entertaining.
No.714731
>>714730
speaking of here
>hands him a clock
reset it anytime she gets in over her head and we have to help her
>>714728
that sounds......like a thing?
>>714729
Rin?
No.714732
>>714730
I would have so much fun dismantling a temper tantrum.
>pulls a pistol out
>it's a zippo
>click
>ciggie lit
>>714729
>beaned with a pillow
>cigarette bent
'Kay. Who's the brat and why shouldn't I put a bullet in'er.
>>714731
He's like my Carnage.
No.714733
>>714731
>Tossing pillows
Oh sorry, didn't see ya there. I uh, didn't smack you with a pillow did I?
>>714732
>Shit.
>Pulls out a pack from her bra
My bad dude.
>Lights it for you
No.714734
>>714729
Lose something, kid?
>>714731
>looks at the clock
Something tells me I'll be resetting it a lot.
>>714732
I've gotta ask, how many people have mistaken that for a real gun?
No.714735
>>714732
I'm so sorry
>>714733
no...what's wrong?
>>714734
that's not your Christmas gift
No.714736
>>714733
Sheesh.
>puff
So who're you, squirt.
>>714734
I stopped a bank robbery once with it.
>>714735
Me too.
No.714737
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>>714734
Yes my stupid cell phone. You wouldn't of seen it have you? It's pink has glitter on it?
>Turn around
Holy shit it's a talking, life sized eagle..
>>714735
I lost it again! MY LIFE IS OVER!
>>714736
I'm Rin, who are you mister?
No.714738
>>714736
I still got Jack and Carnage if it makes you feel better
>>714737
woh woh easy, it's just a cell phone, here I'll help you find it, how does it look?
No.714739
>>714735
So you just want me to have it for the sake of a joke? Alright.
>>714736
>laughs
People need to get their eyes checked.
>>714737
What are you talking about?
>Pretty sure she means me, dumbass.
...Oh, right.
No.714740
>>714739
it's not a joke.....we're going to start a tally, when it gets high enough, we make her owe us
No.714741
>>714737
Must not watch the news.
>clears his throat
Hi. I'm Jason Todd, better known worldwide as the Red Hood, scourge of the underworld.
I kill dirtbags for fun.
>>714738
You get so much shit piled on you, dude. It's ridiculous.
>>714739
They're way too scared of what I could do to watch what I actually do.
No.714742
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>>714738
It's a pink iPhone with a glitter case, I can't lose it! There are.. uh, things in there I don't want to end up online.
>>714739
Oh its just a mask.. why are you wearing a mask?
>Looks at agent Venom
Actually.. nevermind.
>>714741
>Gulp
You, k-k-kill people?
No.714743
>>714740
Uh... huh. Not sure how I feel about that plan.
>>714741
Makes sense to me. I wouldn't want to risk anything and wind up getting shot.
>>714742
It's a secret identity sort of thing. Even though most people here know my real name.
No.714744
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>>714741
I like being in space for a reason
>>714743
we make her get us dinner or something
>>714742
where's the last place you had it?
No.714745
>>714742
>mmm, that fear is tasty
Dirtbags aren't people. Just people shaped sacks of garbage.
>>714743
Makes my job easier. You shoulda seen those punks flinch when I pulled the trigger and a tiny flame came out.
I mean, I just shot them with my other gun, but it was still funny.
>>714744
With xenomorphs?
No.714746
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>>714745
uuuuuuuugh no Jay, bad Jay we never talk about them
No.714747
>>714742
I was wondering if you'll come back. What's this pink thing in my tail?
No.714748
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>>714743
Dude I want a secret identity! Like, a pop star during the day, a hero at night! But, I don't have any super powers, and I get tired lifting a gallon of milk.
>>714744
that's the thing, I don't remember. I found a bottle lying around here the other night and well, let's just say that's also gone hehe.
>>714745
What constitutes a dirt bag? I can definitely tell you I'm not a dirt bag, nope not me, I'm just a free bird.
No.714749
>>714748
are you old enough to be drinking?
No.714750
>>714744
Oh. That seems like an alright idea.
>>714745
Huh. I can literally walk into a building and say "Boo" and everyone will run away screaming. Comes in handy sometimes.
>>714748
Maybe you need to exercise more.
No.714751
File: 1450835827047.jpg (54.08 KB, 500x654, 250:327, tumblr_laswsv6f7W1qcs3pdo1….jpg)
>>714746
We promised to never go back, Flash! We promised! You promised!
>>714748
Jailbird more like. Not worth a bullet.
>>714750
You're scarier than me, neat.
No.714752
>>714747
>Squint
>I have no clue who that is..
>Squint
>did we get wasted together the other night?
>Squint
Oh hey..
>She has no clue who you are
>>714749
I am in Germany.
>Shit eating grin
>>714750
That's the understatement of the year man, I haven't ran a mile since I ditched the cops at this party once.
>>714751
Jailbird? What's that?
No.714753
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>>714750
come on man I'm not going to make her do anything wrong
>>714751
we also promised to never tell anyone how you got a medal of honor for "killing those retards on the moon"
>>714752
....I'm a recovering alcoholic, so lets make one thing crystal clear, I've felt how the stuff destroys lives, I've battled addiction and other problems with it, so I can say this with ALL clarity that I take under age drinking VARY serous!
No.714754
>>714751
Well, as far as I know, you've never cut off a person's face. That's probably why.
>>714752
...Do I even wanna know why the cops showed up?
>>714753
Just making sure, Flash. Don't take it personally.
No.714755
>>714752
So you're sixteen. And drinking.
See, this is why you're so weak. Body's not ready for that.
But whatever, ruin your own life. I don't give a fuck.
>>714753
Well now that's out in the open too.
>
Dude lay off, if the kid wants to fuck up, let'em fuck up. If you stop'em they'll just do it behind your back anyways.
Let'em regret their decision on their own.
>>714754
I mean, I make dictators shit their pants when they hear that I entered their country, if that counts.
No.714756
>>714752
It has been a while Rin then again I do live in your room.
>Holds out a brush towards you.
Please brush my tail.
No.714757
>>714754
s'fine you're protective of her
>>714755
.....fine but you know that's a sore spot for me
No.714758
>>714753
Okay okay! I get it, you don't want me to drink.. but, I'm not giving up smoking pot. That shit helps me sleep and lowers my anxiety. You don't want to see me when I'm all jittery and anxious.
>>714754
Well, the neighbors called. Something about someone doing donuts in there lawn.. I dunno. I just booked it.
>>714755
I'm 17, and Jesus fucking Christ dude, is this an intervention or something?
>>714756
>Spots the iPhone
Holy shit it's my phone! Where was it!? Thank you so so so much, and for finding it of course I'll brush your tail! Wait a minute..
..
..
isn't there a creepy thing that lives in your tails?
No.714759
File: 1450836481998.jpg (109.14 KB, 692x1153, 692:1153, 3351716-agent_venom_colour….jpg)
>>714758
.....you're going to fall and fall hard
No.714760
>>714757
I know, big guy. I know.
>
If you see the masked man, lemme know.
>>714758
Nah. I don't do interventions. I do executions.
>grins a little too cheerily
I literally just told Flash to lay off, too. Victim complex much?
No.714761
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>>714755
I'd say it does. The only real time I've left the States is when I faked my death and went to Mexico.
>>714757
Someone has to be, with how much trouble she gets into.
>>714758
I would've done the same. Dealing with the police is never fun.
No.714762
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>>714758
It was stuck in my tails.
>Creepy thing?
Do you mean Chen? She only sleeps between my tails but she's out right now.
No.714763
>>714760
Bane?
>>714761
you'd think "stop egging on Carnage" would come to mind
No.714764
>>714759
Ive already fallen, trust me.
>>714760
Dude youre creepy, you know that? Who's flash?
>>714761
Hell no, I've had a few run ins.. I don't wanna go through that crap again.
>>714762
I guess thats her name..
>Brush brush
It's so.. soft! Tell me the name of the shampoo you use!
No.714765
This eggnog tastes......uh.....ohhhh
No.714766
File: 1450837006609.png (866.31 KB, 952x1332, 238:333, tumblr_ntp3y79MaV1s0sgz7o1….png)
>>714761
Before I kinda teamed up with Roy and Kori, I globetrotted and made a mess of things for pretty much everyone I decided was doing something I didn't like.
That's why my confirmed kill count is in the 9000's.
>>714763
Get Marc onboard, I'll call it in.
>>714764
Chick, you're fucking stupid.
>drops the grin
Big, black and legless over here.
>arm around Venom's shoulder
>notice he has a pistol in that hand
So you gonna be a standoffish cunt all night or you gonna chill? I'd rather not shoot you to settle you down, feel me?
No.714767
>>714763
>>714761
You see I will never understand the need for hired guns. No offence but its too unpredictable. Too dangerous.
And more importantly, not flashy enough.
No.714768
File: 1450837064858.png (186.57 KB, 446x420, 223:210, return of the skunk stripe.png)
>>714765
Roy you know never to taste anything in that fridge unless we put it in there and it's double-sealed.
No.714770
>>714764
This is nice.
>Ran status: Happy.
I don't believe the shampoo that I use would sit well with humans.
No.714771
>>714768
>drinking straight from the bottle
>hic
But Jay....Jay.....Jay....it tatses real good and shit
No.714772
>>714766
come on Jay don't shoot her, like you said let her fuck up on her own
>>714764
>feel that disappointment?
>well you should
>>714767
....what?
No.714773
>>714769
>WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
....uh hi?
No.714774
>>714763
I don't even understand why she still talks to Carnage at all, to be honest.
>>714764
As long as you get away before they decide to start shooting, you'll be fine.
>>714766
Jeez. I've got no clue what my kill count is, but it's probably not that high.
>>714767
Wait... you think I'm a mercenary?
No.714775
>>714769
>hic
Woah...it's like if some weeb drew poison Ivy as a Japanese schoolgirl
No.714776
>>714771
Roooooooy. Come on, man. That shit could be laced with something.
>>714772
Yeah, you're right.
I'm just not patient enough to deal with shitheaded brats.
>>714774
Toppling regimes, man. Really boosts your high score.
>
Ha. Columbine joke, get it?
No.714777
>>714766
You have a gun, and you kill people. I don't think girls are just gunna be totally comfortable..
>Eyeballing that gun
It's not the first time someone waved ones of those at me. There isn't anything you could do to me that hasn't already been done by my previous foster parents.
>>714770
>Braiding the tails
Is it some kind of magical shampoo!? WILL IT TURN ME INTO A CUTE MONSTER GIRL!?
>>714772
But, but..
>Looks down
Baby steps right?
>>714774
>Sigh
I know that. They can be such pricks.. I've seen the youtube videos. Fucking assholes.
No.714778
>>714774
Marc I don't know why anyone talks to that lunatic?....also Jay wants me to bring you on board so he can call it in
>>714776
you deal with Damien
No.714779
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>>714772
You are a merc right? No? An assassin? Don't tell me that a man dressed like some gargantuan special forces unit is a fucking superhero.
>>714774
Wait no, you look more like one of the dam shadowy superhero types.
No.714780
>>714776
Bottle has wordy things on it
>reading label
Bourban Egg Nog
Do they mean like bourban bourban?
No.714781
>goddamn this pudding is good~
No.714782
>>714773
>...he looks kinda like Dad
>but black
Howdy!
>>714775
Uhm...what's a weeb?
>and a schoolgirl
>and a Japanese
No.714783
>>714776
>laughs
Wow. When you get dark, you get really dark.
>>714777
Just try not to get tased. That shit's the worst.
>>714778
Oh, we're doing this joke now?
>
>clears his throat
The fire rises.
>>714779
Exactly. I left the mercenary life a long time ago.
No.714784
>>714777
It's quite possible that you'll die.
>Chen jumps onto my lap.
No.714785
>>714779
we're the shadowy superhero types
>>714782
....how are you?
>>714777
foster parents?
No.714786
>>714777
Yeah, I don't think your parents have shot you through the Occipital lobe.
Stop acting like a tough brat, I take out bigger chumps than you for fun.
>>714778
>flaaaashbaaaaack
>>
Uh...
>>714780
They make eggnog with bourbon? Shit, pass that over.
>>714781
Oi. Handle this girlie, willya?
>>714783
I don't fuck around.
No.714787
>>714783
Well at least you started with an understanding of how the world works, and are not some overly optimistic bright piece of shit.
>>714785
Youre kidding me right? You arnt kidding.. I dont know which is worse, superheroes or superheroes so edgy they try to do it the villain way.
No.714788
>>714782
A basement dwelling fool
>>714786
>holds Bottle upside down
All gone! No more booze nogggggggggg
No.714789
>>714786
easy Jay, she's damaged.....but I may know someone who can fix this better then us....also that guy needs you to shoot him more
>>714783
are you wearing two masks?
>>714787
hold that though
No.714790
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>>714781
Hello!
>Dude that looks good. I want pudding.
>>714783
>Turns around and lifts up her shirt
>Scars in her lower back
Air tased for running away the first time from home. They thought I had a knife on me.
>>714784
>Startled
Dude she came out of no where..
>>714785
Yea, it's a, uh, long story.
>Sad Rin is Sad
But I'm fine now. I got away from them finally!
>>714786
You're just going to be a mean bean and try to push me around. That's no different then what my foster parents use to do and I'm not going to put myself in that shitty situation again. Cya.
>Heads towards Lancer
No.714791
>>714790
so you're a run away orphan
No.714792
>>714786
Huh?
>spies the blondie
Oi do I look like a babysitter?
>
Actually, don't even answer.
>>714790
Hey.
>fishes around in his pocket
>tosses over some pudding
Try not to be a nuisance.
No.714793
>>714785
Jess fine an' dandy.
>hovering over top of a sleeping Red
How 'bout you?
>>714788
...fella, you look awful dizzy. You okay?
No.714794
>>714792
gotta run for a bit, sorry
No.714795
>>714788
Fucking... lame.
>>714789
>another flashback
Man I really don't handle kids well.
>>714787
So are you just gonna keep mouthing off uselessly or are you gonna make a point.
>>714790
Thank fuck.
>>714792
More than I do at least.
No.714796
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>>714786
Trust me, I've learned that by now.
>>714789
>takes off the Bane mask
It was easier than taking my mask off just to put that on.
>>714787
It's pretty hard to be optimistic these days.
>>714790
>whoa hold on now
>I ain't ending up on Dateline NBC
And now I'm reminded of why I don't respect the police.
No.714797
>>714793
you know Mado?
>>714795
Tori does and I think she has the power to fix this....sept for capping that guy
>click
that's all us
No.714798
>>714793
Probably not...I'm an alcoholic.
>>714795
Yer face is lame
No.714799
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>>714789
Why?
>>714795
Yes, Point being your hair looks stupid, and this is coming from me of all people.
Now seriously what do you want? I have an entire arsenal of technology to rebuild-
No.714800
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>>714799
because it's the last one you'll have punk
>>714796
Marc we'er going full above the law on the dumb guy, you in?
No.714801
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>>714791
N-n-no!
>Uh, uh.
Hey want some pudding, I'm sure I can find some more.
>Smiles
>>714792
I'll do anything for chocolate pudding!
>>714795
>What a douchebag.
>>714796
So what do you do? You one of those vigilantes or something?
>Covered in snack pack pudding
No.714802
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>>714790
She is a spirit and a cute one.
No.714803
>>714798
>what's an alcoholic
>crap just wing it
Aww no, I'm so sorry. How long does the doc say you got left...?
>>714797
Grew me right outside! She's a sweetie.
>...
Uh, is ever'thin' alright? You're all holdin' guns...
No.714804
>>714796
So y'wanna jump on this wannabe Hugo Strange-type?
>>714797
Aww yeah.
>>714798
Your dumbass mask is lame!
>>714799
Yeah?
>Overclocking Outsider Suit.
>Source: The Flash.
>belts Blade at Speedforce speeds
Like I give a fuck.
No.714805
>>714803
Wait.... What? Am I....dying? Oh god....
>>714804
Jay! Flower lady says imma gunna d-d-die
No.714806
>>714800
Sure, why not. Haven't had much to do all day.
>>714801
Yeah, you could say that.
>>714804
Let's do it.
No.714807
>>714801
there's a woman here named Toriel, she's got a good heart and will take care of you, but you have to stop drinking and smoking, it's your call Rin either keep running and hiding from your problems or accept help
>>714803
about to dispense justice
>>714806
that's what we call it now right?
>>714804
right?
No.714808
>>714802
I can only brush one, uh, spirit at a time.
>Offers teh pudding
Want some?
>>714806
So what's your name? Is it Kick Ass!? That would be fucking cool!
>>714807
But my brother, I can't leave him. He takes care of me, and I couldn't do that to him. He's like my other half.
No.714809
>>714805
Ah fer fuck's sake. You're not dying, you're just drunk!
>>714806
Good thing I charged this baby. You have any idea how cool it feels to be as fast as The Flash?
>>714807
It's been a while since we actually had someone this stupid. Remind you of anyone?
No.714810
>>714804
>He smashes into a building miles away
>Whilst he looks like hes taken these hits before, its clear that without his tech, hes nothing. in this state you could take him on yourself without even trying.
I cant...believe how EASY it is.. to piss you so called heroes off. And people said I have temper problems
No.714811
>>714808
and smashing your life is helping him?
>>714809
few names come to mind
No.714812
>>714809
Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? But I not sposed to do that more
No.714813
>>714805
I-I thought'chu were? Ah I'm so sorry please don't get no gardenin' tools out
>>>
>>714807
>tilts her head
Who's the justice goin' to...?
No.714814
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>>714811
I'm saying, I won't go without him. He's my twin.
No.714815
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>>714810
"Hero"? Dude what're you talking about?\
Oh. If you respond with a rant I'll kill you. Maximum of ten words. Go.
>>714811
He reminds me of Hugo Strange if he took rogaine.
>>714812
Yeah well you did. So...
>>714813
Can you not scare my soft-in-the-head friend over there?
No.714816
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>>714807
Don't think we had a name for it until now, actually.
>>714808
Name's Moon Knight. Figured all the crescent symbols would give it away.
>>714809
>grins
Whatever happened to the "powers make people sloppy" mindset?
No.714817
>>714808
No thank you and you don't have to brush my tail anymore, if you don't want to of course.
No.714818
>>714816
I was thinking more like the Crescent Crusader!
>>714817
Well its hard to brush them as I made braids out of them..
>Boom braids
S-sorry, I might of gotten carried away..
No.714819
>>714815
Scum who kill and claim theyre good people
No.714820
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>>714814
and I'm saying you think this is helping him too?
>>714815
eh seems like a poor man's Dr. Insane-o
>>714816
really?
>>714813
anyone who doesn't believe in it
No.714821
>>714818
>>714816
>Pops her head out from the wall
Crescent Crusader Teeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee~ Ara ara~ Behold the Crescent Crusader~
>Fades back into the shadows
No.714822
>>714816
I'm only human, I can be wrong.
>wink and a grin
>>714819
That's stupid. You're stupid.
>blows cigarette smoke into Blade's face
So gimme one good reason why I shouldn't just break your knees and elbows and make you crawl away in a demented crabwalk.
>>714820
Right?
No.714823
>>714819
never said I was a good person.....you seem to think I'm Spider-Man.....I'm not.....we....ARE
VENOM!
No.714824
>>714815
>aaaAAAAAA
Yup yesiree you got it no more scarin'!
>nervous grin
I'll just...shut up for a lil bit.
>>714820
...
>those big buggy eyes start sparkling
Tha's amazin'...
No.714825
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>>714818
>>714821
>God damn it.
...It's not the first time I've been called that, actually.
>>714820
If we did, I never got the memo.
>>714822
>thumbs up
Try not to cause too much damage.
No.714826
>>714818
Braids?
>Looks back seeing what you've done with my tails.
>Tries moving them individually.
>Doesn't work.
>Panic mode activate.
>Chen takes out some pistols and flexes you.
No.714827
>>714813
hey...don't be offended or nuthing, but I'm gonna go water the rosebush...
>>714815
sooooooooooo....I"m gonna go take a piss outisde
No.714828
>>714822
>>714825
>hey gang Flash want monster mode
>he may or may not try to eat this guy
>>714824
run
No.714829
>>714820
Well, he's the more responsible twin. He is the Ying to my Yang.
>>714825
S-sorry. That was stupid.
>>714826
This is why I don't trust people. Exactly this.
No.714830
>>714822
>restrains the overwhelming urge to punch him in the face and swallows his pride
.....
In this state...
Its too easy. You wont even enjoy it.
>>714823
Who?
No.714831
>>714824
Appreciated, cutie.
Might wanna get away from Big and Goopy over here. He's angry.
>>714825
No promises. You know me.
>>714827
Try not to get kidnapped!
>>714828
Go for it, dude.
>Jay no
Jay yes.
No.714832
>>714830
RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
>>714829
>Venom can not hear you right now, he's about to eat this guy
No.714833
>>714830
Not good enough.
All yours, Flash.
No.714834
>Sitting in the table top eating popcorn while watching Baron get his ass beat and cackling.
No.714835
>>714828
GO FLASH GO! KICK 'EM IN THE DICK!
>>714831
I'll be fine!
>trips
>falls into a tree
>passed the fuck out
No.714836
>>714827
>why would I be offended
>Jerry likes water
Not offended at all, partner. Have fun.
>>714828
>cowers just a tiny bit
...if you're sure...
>>714831
>already buzzing up into the chandelier
>peeks over the lip to watch
Golly, even Mr. Carnage don't get this mad...
No.714837
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>>714830
>board game falls out of the ceiling
No.714838
>>714836
not normally
but this is stumpy's shot
No.714839
>>714828
>it's not like anything of value will be lost
>:^)
>>714829
It's alright. I've been called worse things.
>>714831
Not like I'd care. I just don't wanna get blamed for it.
No.714840
>>714826
>Raaaawwwrrrrrr!!!!!
>You think she's going to hit you.
>Pets you softly on the head.
>Pet pet.
That's a good Rin.
>Chen still flexing.
No.714842
>>714832
I Yield dam it!
How the fuck was I supposed to know your group? Im not even from the same universe!
>>714833
>Starts swapping accesable tech
>Offline
>Offline
I DID NOT SPEND 10 YEARS IN RADIATION HELL FOR YOU TO FUCK UP NOW!!
>Displacement Teleporter active
FINALLY!
No.714843
>>714834
So you gonna share or what. The show's about to get really good.
>>714835
Goddammit Roy...
>>714836
Wise choice.
>>714839
Well, seeing as Flash is about to fucking eat the guy, we can just sit back and watch.
No.714844
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>>714832
>I SHOULD RUN.. YUP I'M OUT OF HERE
Okay bye thanks for the advice!
>>714839
>>714840
B-BYE! DON'T FEEL LIKE WATCHING A SOMEONE GET KILLED.
>Bolts out
No.714845
>>714839
>>714835
>>714831
>guys why? we're suppose to tell him not to
>>714842
YOOOOOUU DIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!
>CHOMP!
No.714846
>>714842
So, do you just fuck up for fucking up's sake? If you're not from here, quit assuming things.
You don't know shit for dick.
>>714845
Way to go buddy.
No.714847
>>714843
>farts
>>714845
>KICK
>HIM
>IN
>HIS
>DICK
No.714848
>>714843
I'd ask if we should be worried about his symbiote getting in control, but it'll probably just sort itself out.
>>714844
Stay safe out there.
>>714845
>it's not like I'm going to eat him
No.714849
>>714842
>>714833
>>714832
>>714845
NOT NOW!
>He manages to teleport away like a coward
>still gets his dick bitten off.
No.714850
>>714849
>spits that shit out
.....oh god...oh GOD! WHAT I DO!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GttvEHw5rZ0
No.714851
>>714847
Aw fuck, that's rank as hell!
>>714848
It's aight, I got relax spray for the goopsuit.
>>714849
>sprays Flash with Bat Anti-Shark Repellent Spray
Better?
>Jay why
No.714852
>>714843
>Tosses you a free bag
Of course, help yourself.
>Also tosses you the hot sauce
Oh he's about to die, guess I should step.. OOOOOOHHH SOMEONE JUST GOT A MOUTH FULL OF SAUSAGE.. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Well that was fun while it lasted.
>Walks out
No.714853
>>714850
just made that guy go from celebrating Christmas to Chanukah
No.714854
>>714850
...Okay, maybe we should have stopped you.
>>714851
But that's shark repel- y'know what, fuck it.
No.714855
>>714838
Do you think he's really gonna-OKAY THERE GOES HIS WILLY
No.714856
>>714853
He celebrates neither THATS how much of a prick he is
No.714857
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>>714851
....why Jay?
>>714854
I've gone too fare
>>714853
......
No.714858
>>714854
Aren't you gonna question why I'm carrying shark repellent?
>>714855
Venom doesn't fuck around either.
>>714857
I thought it was a good idea at the time.
>
The faggot had it coming, chill.
No.714859
>>714856
>>714857
it's a circumcision joke!
>>714855
I see that, and it was great
No.714860
>>714859
I got it!......
>>714858
not like that Jay.....not like that.....
No.714861
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>>714857
I'm sorry Flash. I should've tried to stop you.
>>714858
...Plot convenience?
No.714862
>>714861
I should have been able to stop myself
No.714863
>>714858
...it was all for justice, right? Maybe some guys deserve...that.
>gulp
>>714859
But he seems all sad 'bout it now...
No.714864
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>>714863
that makes it even better!
No.714865
>>714860
Totally like that.
>>714861
Well besides that. Check this one out.
>>714863
It was totally for justice and whatnot.
No.714866
>>714862
There's no shame in needing help, you know.
>>714865
"Female-Villain Repellent?" You can't be fucking serious.
No.714867
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>>714865
I should go.....
>>714866
Marc if Ahri needs help....you should do it with out me.....
>just walks out
No.714868
>>714866
Never underestimate the prodigal son.
>
Actually this is a gift for someone.
Whenever Lancer comes back I'll give it to him.
>>714867
Dammit, Flash.
No.714869
>>714867
>Yeeep.
>I fucked up.
...See ya, Flash.
>>714868
Do you even know if it actually works?
No.714870
File: 1450842081935.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)
>hey Red guy
yes brain
>Stumpy will now avoid coming here again
so?
>he still doesn't know Sabrina is alive
.....so he'll stay away from her.....oh oh this is good, vary vary good!
No.714871
>>714869
Course I know if it works.
I sprayed Harley with it once.
No.714872
>>714871
You sure Harley wasn't just pretending it worked? I mean, she's got plenty of screws loose.
No.714873
>>714872
Lancer can test it once I give it to him then.
No.714874
>>714873
Something tells me it won't end well either way. But at least it'll be funny.
No.714875
>>714874
Got that right.
>
Is it just us?
No.714876
>>714868
>>714869
>Bizarrely he walks back
Il cut you a deal. Il help you out when it comes to resupplying or weapons development, and in return you stop trying to kill me.
No.714877
>>714875
I'm still here, enjoying my night
No.714878
>there are many things that need to be erased
No.714879
>>714876
You have literally nothing to offer me, dude.
I already learned not to trust asshat geniuses because you fuckers put failsafes in your shit in case I change my mind.
Take your tech and shove it up your new cunt.
>>714877
Oh, hey Red. You catch this weirdo lose his schlong?
>>714878
Hey, it's Friendless you.
No.714880
>>714875
I doubt it. People are always hiding around somewhere.
>>714876
Sounds alright to me. It's not really my call to make, though.
>>714878
You look upset about something.
No.714881
>>714879
>godfucking
Dinnae think I cannoe see what ye hide, boy.
>uh
>tosses a sweater at him
Try that on.
No.714883
>>714879
I Take PRIDE IN MY WORK YOU-
...
>keeps calm
Not ONCE in my entire life have I given faulty equipment or ever having failsafes. Doing that in my profession is disgusting on every level and an insult to my family name!
I'm a man of science not a con artist!
No.714884
>>714881
What're you-
>
Hey... it doesn't itch. Thanks, lady.
>uh
Not sure I got something you could really want, but here.
>not-quite-throws a kris at her
Exotic dagger, oogity boogity.
>>714880
Phew.
>>714882
Gonna post it on Youtube?
>>714883
So, what's stopping me from turning right around and ending you after you give me something?
No.714885
>finishes hanging all the exterior christmas light
>hey, everyone needs a couple extra bucks come holiday time
No.714886
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>>714880
Captain Obvious, are ye.
When am I no upset o'er somethin'.
>[muffled Neck in the background]
Naebody will even get that joke.
No.714887
>>714884
going to post it everywhere!.....Flash may get kicked out of every super team he's on.....
>click
No.714888
>>714884
>bats the knife away with a spear
That's no fay ye, wee fool.
>pulls the sweater off him
Ye and me boy are aboat the same size, dinnae make me say it.
>uh
I goat ye...uh...
>points to the top right corner
No.714889
>>714884
>nods
Things start going downhill fast once you can hear the crickets.
>>714886
Anything I can do to help? You helped me out with Khonshu the other day, so I guess I owe you one.
No.714890
>>714888
quick question, ya seen Saber the girl one? I have this thing for her
No.714891
>>714884
Nothing. I just had my dick cut off, had a chance of escape and I have walked back. I am being completely serious here.
>>714887
Nobody knows my very existence Carnage I doubt they will care about your friend's....Incident.
No.714892
>>714885
Is that Red Tornado?
Fuckin' Leaguers...
>>714887
Well. Not mine, but we're not superheroes anyways.
>>714888
Sheesh.
>sweater pulled off
>wearing another sweater underneath
>how
Your boy?
>lazily uses his grapple gun to retrieve the knife
>>714889
I'm impressed crickets could survive the swamp.
No.714894
>>714892
I'm not going to lie Jason....that hurt. That hurt a lot.
No.714895
>>714893
What is it now?
Here to laugh and send me yet again to the pit?
No.714896
>>714891
he still nard a dude, that gets ya booted
>>714892
does this mean we can hang this back up?
No.714897
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>>714889
I'm no sae good wi the presents lark.
I gave me boy pain and he aywis asked fay moar.
>sigh
What kin I give him sae I dinnae huv tae be there when it's time.
>>714890
...The yin wi the rainbow sword?
>>714892
The same way kids ken aboat somethin' tae dae wi cinnamon crunch-
>looks off-panel
Line?
>guh
Cu Chulainn. Ye ken him.
No.714899
>>714895
Frankly that was more for me than anything.
>>714898
>
No.714900
>>714897
no the one that yells "FOOOOOOOOLS!" all the time
No.714901
>>714891
Lemme get this straight: you're putting your neck on the line with literally everything to lose, all for a promise I'm not guaranteed to keep.
Talk about being nutless.
>>714894
I swear last time I saw you, you were like... black--oh that's Mr. Terrific.
Whoops.
>Jason why
>>714897
>novelty lighter get
>click
>ciggie lit
Blue, smells like wet dog 24/7, whining he doesn't get pusspuss? Yeah I know'im.
No.714902
>>714892
I've learned not to question it. It's pretty much normal compared to any of the other things around here.
>>714897
I don't know, a shock collar? You're making him sound like a masochist.
No.714903
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Hell am I gonna do with that blondie...
>>714901
I think I picked a bad time to come back.
No.714904
>>714901
Well, if you went to one of Shilo's shows then you'd have met a black Mister Miracle.
No.714906
>>714903
ya missed Venom bite a dudes dick off!
No.714908
>>714900
That'd be a nae. I've nae mind tae babysit that yin when there's naeyin else daein it.
Especially since she tried gettin me oan the front ay her fool sleigh aw cuz I wiz red.
>gestures
I'm no red, I'm maroon
>>714901
>w h a t
Ye-
>>714903
PACK OAF, BOY.
>>714902
There a problem wi that?
No.714909
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>>714907
BIT A DUDES DICK OFF!
No.714910
>>714899
unless that was its entire point, the pit got boring fast. Just giving you a heads up in case I get to see it used on someone that ISNT me.
>>714901
Look at me, all I have on me right now is a teleporter, a few passive techs and my knife.and I am dealing with gods who sent me to 10,000 years of hell over a couple of cheap insults anyone of you could make.
Attacking you would be suicide.
No.714911
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>>714906
Haha what? That sounds mental.
>>714908
Eh?! What'd I do this time?
No.714912
>>714908
Redish, well my point is someone here is going to challenge her!
>>714911
yeah it was this guy
>>714910
DICK GOT BIT CLEAN THE FUCK OFF!
No.714913
>>714908
Question answered.
>>714903
>wink
>>714904
So whatcha doin'.
>>714910
Goddamn right it would be.
No.714914
>>714910
A bit more to the point than our last Slav, I'll give you that.
Then again I haven't been in to the head office since I quit some time ago.
There's bound to be a few technical issues
No.714915
>>714908
No, it's just-
>Of course there isn't a problem. Moon Knight's into that kind of stuff too.
Oh for fuck's sake.
No.714916
>>714913
Well, I got paid to hang the christmas decoration outside. Needed a little pocket cash for some christmas presents.
Barda says she's happy with something thoughtful and heartfelt, but I'm not falling for it again this year. She's getting a new training center.
No.714917
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>>714907
>he looks a bit less drippy
>squeeze
Glad to be back, Ms. Toriel.
No.714918
>>714911
>I am the bone of my spear
>spears are my body and spears are my blood
>I have created over a thousand Bolgs
>known to death, and known to life
>[U N L I M I T E D B O L G W O R K S]
What dae ye ken.
>>714912
...Aye? Wiz that tae dae wi me.
I stoaped daein referee work when it goat me sister killed.
>what a good day that was
>>714913
Tch.
>>714915
Did I say ye could speak tae me, wee birdy man?
Away wi ye tae yer seed and cat chasin'.
No.714919
>>714913
I die, I'm of no use to you. I live and I will be able to build you so much more. Gunships, death rays. Heavy-duty gravity cannons, Multiple of which can crash the moon into this planet.
Right now all that is on my mind is to survive long enough to eliminate my enemy and his family line. I'm not getting any younger.
>>714914
I have always been to the point no matter how much I rant. I AM called Blade for a reason.
No.714920
>>714916
I don't think I'll ever understand you rich guys.
I'd be content with a chili dog for Christmas.
>>714918
>watching bolgworks
>visibly impressed
Yowza. Certainly put Lancer to shame.
No.714921
>>714918
well if ya see her, tell her a guy named Kaine is touching her stuff
No.714922
>>714912
That's horrific.
>>714913
Why do we even have a blonde teenager here?
>>714918
>slowly backing up
>[DINDUNUFFIN intensifies]
Let's all calm down about this.
No.714923
>>714919
Alright alright, fine. Fuck. Enough with the ranting. God I hate rants.
No.714924
>>714919
And like some blades, you're equally depressingly dull.
Doing an awful lot of planning for someone in your predicament.
No.714925
>>714918
>Fine, fine. That's all I wanted to say, anyway.
>voip
...Could you do me a favor and pretend you didn't hear anything he just said?
No.714926
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>>714923
ask him how he pees now
>>714922
it was great, now Stumpy has the feels
No.714927
>>714917
You have been gone some time, what have you been doing?
No.714928
>>714920
...I'm not really rich. I do mostly charity functions. I'd be content with just spending a quiet evening at home. But Barda says that quiet evenings are where sexy young couples go to die.
A chili dog sounds super great.
No.714929
>>714923
As you wish.
>>714924
If I did not plan, I would have never even got this far- Why would it matter to you?
No.714930
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>>714920
The student cannoe usurp the teacher if the teacher doesnae die.
Doesnae really werk oat so cleanly.
>buh
Maybe some day he'll get it through his skull if I've tae stab some room out.
>>714921
Whae's in it fay me?
>>714922
Aye?
>on a throne of Bolgs
>with a Bolg-martini glass and Bolg-cocktail umbrella
>Scats no
What did ye hear, Setanta.
>>714925
>shrug
Used tae it enough. Ye ken this outfit is jest fay maneuverability?
No.714931
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>>714929
Because this season has afforded me the occasion to be hugely pissed off, and no outlet to pour it into.
>WINGS
Until now.
Try and scream convincingly, the lesser demons get uppity if the intestines aren't salty enough.
No.714932
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>>714926
He get emotional from biting a dude's dick off?
>>714930
>Show off.
I hear a lotta things.
>poink
You'll have to be specific.
No.714933
>>714922
I don't fucking know but she's annoying as hell and ballsy where it really just gets her into hotter water.
Who mouths off to the fucking Red Hood? I make dictators shit their pants when they hear my name.
>>714928
You just said you were gonna get someone a training center.
Ah whatever.
>
I want a chili dog now...
>wonder if that stand's still up...
>>714929
Don't disappoint me now. I don't have the patience for that.
>>714930
Preaching to the choir on that. But killing the mentor doesn't matter if you can make your own mark on the world regardless.
No.714934
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>>714927
I have?
>I hardly noticed
>maybe Sans had a point about me being too engrossed in my work
>...bother
Just patching up a few problems with my body, my dear. And I'm good as new. I heard you've reunited with Frisk!
No.714935
>>714930
whatcha want?
>>714932
he got all sad for almost eating a person
No.714936
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>>714930
Well, no, but I wasn't going to say anything.
No.714937
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>>714933
Well, I managed to use the marvels and wonders of technology to create a subbasement in our house. Which we got by spending all of the money we got from when I was in the International League.
>mother box, find me chili dogs
>PING PING PING
No.714938
>>714931
We already know your are the god of this place, there's no point in trying to show off you'll impress no-one.
Just get this done already. Torture bores me so much its worse then the torture itself.
>>714935
He should consider himself lucky, I designed my blood to taste so disgusting you'd refuse to chew.
No.714939
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>>714932
Dinnae get smart wi me, boy.
>
Least noat the kind that's goat tae dae wi this Common Core nonsense...uh...
>stay frosty, jokes are for jokers
Anythin' incriminatin'.
>watches the ears for Pinocchio length
>>714933
>...
Aye well, maybe that's true.
>still want him to kill me
>SETANTA, LET US FIGHT LIKE LANCER WARRIORS
>TEACH WHY
...Maybe adjust the theatrics.
What dae ye ken aboat mentors, lad.
>>714935
Tae die.
>off-key piano in the background
>>714936
Well it is
>whack
Prat.
>u j u s t g o t t r i c k e d
No.714940
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>>714938
he's pron to spitting out human remains, at most he'd bite ya head off then spit
>>714939
okay, delver my message and I'll see what I can do
No.714941
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>>714937
You use boom tubes?
>>714939
You don't look like the type to be interested in a life story longer than a paragraph, so I'll keep it short.
I was an orphan, got adopted by a vigilante, taught how to kick ass as his ward. Then I died.
Then I un-died. And he didn't do a goddamn thing about the maniac who not only killed me, but killed thousands of others and paralyzed a close friend of ours. So I got pissed and decided to one-up him.
Didn't work, so I decided to just do my own thing by learning from the best of the best all over the world.
Long story short even shorter, my mentor's dickless so I gotta do shit myself.
No.714942
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>>714938
True.
I just like to hear it myself every once in a while.
Torture, however, is a little more relevant. Let's explore that.
No.714943
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>>714939
Ow! ...Okay, I probably deserved that.
No.714944
>>714934
Yes, that Ness boy brought them back!
No.714945
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>>714941
You know a better way to get someplace in mere seconds?
No.714946
>>714933
Least you didn't shoot her, now that'd been a real mess.
>>714935
How anticlimactic.
>>714939
'bout you?
>rackin the brain
>heh
>rack
Nothin' I can think of.
>i'm safe right
No.714947
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>>714946
yeah he is a disappointment
No.714948
>>714944
I knew he could do it. Fills these old bones with hope to see children like them.
No.714949
>>714942
Trust me. I've had a LOT. Burning, lightning, flash floods, frozen, poison, radiation, the holy, the unholy, hits at the speed of sound, Psychics fucking your mind in every context-
When it comes to torture techniques, been there done that.
Now you going to take your bloody stress relief or not?
No.714950
>>714945
Don't look at me, I'm street level.
>>714946
I was about a second from it, don't get me wrong.
I do not handle kids well.
>flaaaashbaaaacks
Especially not brats.
>>714949
Wasn't the speed of sound. Speedforce exceeds the concept of measurement.
I literally hit you at the speed of "fast".
Frankly I'm impressed your bones didn't get reduced to powder.
No.714951
>>714940
I'm nae errand lass.
>
Fine.
>>714941
>zoning out
>
>
>
>oh wait there are the parallels
Shouldae stayed dead, all things considered.
>>714943
If ye didnae I wouldnae huv done it.
>looks at her fist
>white
This shite stain?
>>714946
>ghostly boing boing
...
>riiiiight in his face
Watchin' ye.
No.714952
>>714951
>still seeing a few stars here, Tight Tits
>give him a bit
Uh... what?
No.714953
>>714949
Frankly I like to think of myself as a third option these days.
>hmm
>rubs his chin
No. There's a certain level of respect missing I'll gladly take the time away to correct.
>glances at the gauntlets
>das kaput now, son
I have something special in store.
>>714950
One might be curious how you secured the speedforce at all.
I'm sure Mister Allan is torn up about it.
No.714954
>>714951
happy doing bidness
>back flips out the window
No.714955
>>714950
And now she's my problem. Hell am I gonna do to chase her away?
>>714951
How am I meant to get your Christmas present like this?
No.714956
>>714951
Like I had a choice. Thanks to that fucking magic bath shit, it's way too hard to kill me.
>Avalon tier regeneration plus no aging
>thanks Lazarus Pit Conditioning
I guess I can't complain though.
>>714952
You okay, Marc?
>>714953
Insider Suit. Temporarily taps into the Speedforce. Among other things.
Call it my "secret weapon".
>>714955
Oh. I have something for you for that. Here.
>
No.714957
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>>714950
Not you. You're not the only speedster I've ever faced. Though that punch was faster then expected. Congrats.
>>714953
>Youve done so much torture to him with that single trick that he can barely comprehend it.
>His tech is VERY personal.
Save it. You've done enough damage. Just give it back.
No.714958
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>>714948
That boy exudes hope from his very being...
No.714959
>oh that was priceless
>Thompson really is a bully magnet
No.714960
>>714952
Look sharp now boy or I'll remind ye ay those broken phalanges.
>rubbing at the white
>it spreads to her other hand
>!
...
>wipes off on her pauldrons
>perfect
>>714955
>
Figure it oat.
>all the while the sweater is in plain view on the ground
>...
>[sweating]
>>714956
I said shoulda, assumin' a few things.
>tch
Start thinkin', boy. Give it a few thousand years first.
>eyeing the repellent
>would that work on me
No.714961
>>714956
Everybody gets one, of course.
And here I thought Black Flash had started getting sloppy.
>>714957
Give it back?
Now why would I ever do that.
>Satan: originator of grudges
No.714962
>>714956
>deep breath
...Yeah. Yeah, I'll be alright.
>>714960
>That doesn't sound so b- Wait. Focus.
I'm fine, I'm fine. It's just been a while since I've gotten hit that hard.
No.714963
>>714956
What the hell is this?
>looking it over
Seriously? Why do you even have this?
>>714960
H-hey, chill, we'll all get our gifts in due time.
>follows her gaze
>looks at the sweater
>and back
>at the sweater
>and back
No.714964
>>714960
I'll cross that milestone when it comes. At least I'm not alone.
That'd be a real living hell.
>it's not magic
>do you got an immunity to bat-chemicals?
>:^)
>>714961
Black Flash?
>>714962
>pats his back
Gotcher back, pal.
>>714963
Remember who I am and ask that again. I got this too.
>
No.714965
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>>714961
>Baron Blade: So obsessed with grudges he'd blow up his own planet to merely prove a point at an enemy whose only crime is being the son of a murderer.
You know for once I cannot find a logical reason other then that you're already doing this torture out of whimsy, might as well give it back for a laugh?
I mean, the universe IS ending soon anyway.
No.714966
>>714958
Humans are indeed powerful...but we already knew that. Are the holidays going well for you?
No.714967
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>>714966
I cannot stop thinking about Asriel.
My son is alive, and yet dead.
No.714968
>>714962
S'whae happens when ye suplex yin tae many gods.
>they can hear me cracking my knuckles on the next continent
>maybe
>>714963
...
...
...
>beet red
>quick, do something
>uh
>uh
>smek
>cue BOLG RAIN
>>714964
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Like I said.
Gi a few yonks.
>falls back into a grove of red spider lilies
>where did they come from
No.714969
>>714964
How does a spray even work in water.
>>714968
Holy shi-
>dodging frantically
What the hell?
No.714970
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>>714964
It's a long story.
>>714965
I think that's one of my pet peeves about you people.
There's no conviction as soon as things really start to go to shit.
I'll tell Azazoth you said hello.
>seraph modo
>flits out
No.714971
>>714967
>the anomaly
>fidgets and tugs at his collar
...a heavy weight to bear. I am sorry. I would offer help, but...I don't think that is possible without treading familiar ground, if you know what I mean.
No.714972
>>714968
>why do I want to shoot her in the face
So you're a Lancer, and you're dogman's teach... that makes you a certain witch from Dun Scaith.
I've been to the remains once. If it wasn't raining so much I would've liked it.
>>714969
Condensed particles.
Basically it enters their gills and they run the fuck away.
No.714973
>>714964
Good to know I can count on you.
>>714968
Suplex? I hope I heard that wrong.
No.714974
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No.714975
>>714970
There's no point in dying needlessly especially when there's very few things i'd even consider worth living for let alone dying.
No.714976
>>714972
>pockets the Bitch Away Spray
Next time I see the blondie I'll try this out.
>exit stage left
No.714977
>>714973
You got mine too, so 'course you can.
>>714976
>raises a beer can
>aayyyyyy
No.714978
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>>714974
>nods solemnly
I know, Tori. I know.
>...
Leaving Alphys as my understudy was a mistake. For the small bit of blame I played in this tragedy, I hope I have your forgiveness.
No.714979
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>>714978
It was not your doing, Gaster.
No.714980
>>714977
You've never let me down before.
>rubbing his head
...Feels like I got punched by a truck.
No.714981
>>714980
And here I thought you can't feel pain.
No.714982
>>714981
I can. I just have to be hit really hard to feel anything.
No.714983
>>714982
So she hits like the clay boygirl hits.
Damn.
I mean, she's a Servant too, so...
No.714984
>>714983
Yeah. And she usually hits me every time I talk to her. Starting to realize why she isn't exactly a social butterfly.
No.714985
>>714984
She sounded kinda sad when we talked. Then again being alive for thousands of years consecutively must suck massively.
What was that Starship Troopers quote? "Who wants to live forever?"
No.714986
>>714985
Apparently we do.
>shrugs
No.714987
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>>714986
Well, it wasn't my choice. But I gotta live with it. Least you and Squigs'll be around forever too.
No.714988
>>714987
Yeah. Guess it's not as bad as it sounds after all.
No.714989
>>714988
Jay and Marc, one hundred years dot com!
No.714990
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>>714989
...You're going to make that an actual website, aren't you.
No.714992
>>714991
I don't know why I'm surprised.
No.714995
>>714994
We should run a "dead vigilante" club.
No.714996
>>714995
That's... actually a pretty good idea.
No.714997
>>714996
Should we call Bucky?
No.714998
>>714997
Sure, why not? He'd probably be up for it.
No.714999
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>>714998
Wonder how he's doing...
No.715000
>>714999
He's been hanging out on an island filled with soldiers and women. If he's not happy, something's seriously wrong.
No.715001
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No.715002
>>715001
Still... we haven't heard from him in a while.
No.715003
>>715002
Let's call'im up. Your card thing works as a communicator right?
No.715004
>>715003
Yeah.
>tosses his ID card over
No.715005
>>715004
...How do I work this thing?
No.715006
>>715005
There should be a button on the back that'll let you cycle through a list of Avengers to call.
No.715007
>>715006
Fancy.
>Moonman no
>he's going to prank call everyone
>everyone
No.715008
>>715007
>even the Hulk?
>Jay, you madman
Let's just hope Bucky has his ID on him.
No.715009
>>715008
>push
Buck, you there?
No.715010
>>715009
Jason? What are you doing with Moon Knight's communicator?
No.715011
>>715010
Oh, y'know. Stuff, and things. Making the Hulk shit himself in irritation.
So Marc and I are thinking about starting a "dead vigilante" club. Want in?
No.715012
>>715011
...Sure, I guess. Have anybody else in mind, or is it just us so far?
No.715013
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>>715012
I know Donna Troy bit it one time.
No.715014
>>715013
Huh.
>smirks
So are we all gonna wind up in a treehouse, or what?
No.715015
>>715014
Course, futons and sleeping bags and telling each other stupid stories with a flashlight under our chins.
>counter-grin
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No.715018
>"dead vigilante club"
>...
>Stand users?
>maybe
>stupid sounding, for sure