No.715268
>Wearing clothing was a mistake.
>falls over
No.715269
>>715268
>that
>is a tiny robot
Hello there. Do you need help?
No.715270
>>715269
>muffled "Yes."
>you know how turtles squirm around if you flip them over?
>that's kinda like what Clank's doing
No.715271
>>715270
>that's adorable
>sets Clank upright
Why are you wearing a sweater?
No.715272
>>715271
I thought that was just something people did this time of year.
No.715273
>>715272
It is for the weather, but you are made of metal. Do you get cold?
No.715274
File: 1450900492639.png (300.12 KB, 624x350, 312:175, Who are you and how do you….png)
>>715273
Not really. I was just attempting to fit in.
No.715275
File: 1450900592678.jpg (154.11 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, sample-a4a17bac2eeeb613494….jpg)
>>715274
I can understand that.
>pleasant smile
My name is Giorno Giovanna, who are you?
No.715276
>>715275
Most people refer to me as Clank. It's nice to meet you, Giorno.
No.715277
>>715276
Clank then.
You would not know where an obnoxiously dressed man in yellow disappeared to, would you?
No.715278
>>715277
>
I don't believe I've seen anyone fitting that description recently. May I ask why you're looking for him?
No.715279
>>715278
>
He is a dead man.
No.715280
>>715279
I do not understand. How can he be a problem if he's already dead?
>Clank no
No.715281
File: 1450901501271.jpg (519.83 KB, 700x1192, 175:298, d2528ca761bbbdc2b606889d7e….jpg)
>>715280
>distant ATATATATA
The undead exist.
No.715282
>>715281
They do? I always thought undead lifeforms were just urban legends.
No.715283
File: 1450901997900.jpg (228.79 KB, 850x1056, 425:528, sample-05afe1a6bc1efbee283….jpg)
>>715282
If only.
>I feel so bad for signore Kujo now
>dealing with Dio is terrible
No.715284
>>715283
So how exactly do you stop something that's undead?
No.715285
>>715284
Punching them to death didn't work.
No.715286
>>715285
Perhaps you need something that will hit harder than a normal punch.
No.715287
File: 1450902486248.png (315.23 KB, 450x818, 225:409, 265fe91c613d090bda65ca4b47….png)
>>715286
I had to use my special gift, an infinite death loop.
It seems like someone broke him out... but who?
No.715288
>>715287
>infinite death loop
>okay that's 2spooky4me
I'm not sure...
No.715289
>>715288
>Gio don't fuck around
>when a bitch gotta die, they die horribly
That is what worries me...
No.715291
don't stop me now~
I'm having such a good time~
I'm having a ball~
No.715292
>>715289
>f-fuck
Do you know anyone who would be capable of such a thing?
>>715290
>attention: grabbed
Hello there!
No.715293
File: 1450902976659.jpg (183.85 KB, 510x737, 510:737, 180d052b4b7028bbd1b9d43e22….jpg)
>>715290
Hm?
>>715291
You are that associate of my father.
>>715292
No. I did not know anyone could escape that fate.
No.715294
>>715293
depends, whos ya daddy?
No.715295
>>715294
Is the resemblance not clear?
>mini Dio
>[MUDAs internally]
No.715296
>>715291
That's why they call you Mr. Fahrenheit?
>>715292
>Mamemon...?
Howdy!
>>715293
>that feller is awful pretty
And howdy to you!
No.715297
>>715295
oh yeah Dio, hows he doing these days? ever get Tommy Wiseau to leave him alone?
No.715298
>>715296
What are you? I have never seen a flower take this form before.
>could Gold Experience do that?
>...yeah, it could
>>715297
The odd yelling man? I don't think so.
I wouldn't know either way.
No.715299
>>715293
Logic would dictate that whoever freed him is most likely more powerful than you. How troubling...
>>715296
>what the FUCK is a Sonic Mamemon?!
I don't believe we've met before. Who are you?
No.715300
>>715296
traveling at the speed of light! well Bud Head, everything is coming up Red guy!
>>715298
why not?
No.715301
File: 1450904343457.png (351.25 KB, 500x712, 125:178, tumblr_nz7t8s7Hgd1qjzwqeo1….png)
>>715299
A power to pierce the ultimate fate. It's frightening.
>>715300
He has his own life, I have mine as a mafia boss.
Whatever his problems are, they're not mine.
No.715302
>>715298
I'm Lilly. I'm a Lilly!
>shrugs sheepishly
Don't much know 'bout anything before I bloomed.
>>715299
>...I don't know either
>weird
Lilly. I'm a hah...hamma...homo...hominid!
>gently flicks his antennae
Who're you?
>>715300
Did Mr. Flash bit off another fella's...parts?
No.715303
>>715301
fare enough
>>715302
no but the damage that did to him means he'll stay away from here, meaning he'll stay away from the psychic, meaning he'll be miserable!
No.715304
>>715301
Agreed. This sounds far more dangerous than anything I've encountered before.
>>715302
>no stop that tickles
My name is Clank. It's nice to meet you, Lilly.
No.715305
>>715302
I am don Giovanna. It is nice to meet you, Lily.
>>715303
I heard through the grapevine that Balalaika has died, so I am taking over her work.
>>715304
I don't like it, Clank. I don't like it at all.
No.715306
>>715305
really? how'd she go?
No.715307
File: 1450904832763.jpg (270.09 KB, 700x691, 700:691, cc01fca1543daf1e97698dd05d….jpg)
>>715306
Assassinated. You know how it is with the mob.
>fingergun to his temple
>bang
No.715308
>This rain is going to be the death of me.
>Licks blood off of my hand.
>Pathetic demon challenging me even though Remilia is dead.
>It taste disgusting.
No.715309
File: 1450905103885.gif (504.04 KB, 245x248, 245:248, It appears we have a probl….gif)
>>715305
Neither do I. Just knowing someone with that sort of power exists is a frightening enough thought on it's own.
>>715308
>hey look
>a robot
No.715310
>>715307
damn! I has hope'n it was something sexy!
No.715311
File: 1450905195510.jpg (370.93 KB, 500x693, 500:693, 99b1915cc2d4da4a65d5ad4b39….jpg)
>>715308
So you came back, "S".
>>715309
It shouldn't exist.
No.715312
>>715309
>Looks at you.
>What is this?
>Picks you up by the head.
No.715313
>>715303
...Mr. Carnage, why do you hate him so much? Ain't he allowed to be happy?
>>715304
Are you a marble?
>...
No wait, marbles don't got legs...
>rubs her chin>>715305
I'm plum bumfuzzled. What are you?
>>715305
>curtseys
Likewisely! I like your hair! Kinda like it has...donuts in it.
>>715308
>she seems real grumpy
>maybe I best stay outta the way
No.715314
>>715311
Hm? Who are you again?
>Who is he?
>Tries to remember.
>It hurts to try.
No.715315
>>715311
>nods
One has to wonder how it came to be in the first place.
>>715312
>wait what
>[SCREAMING INTERNALLY]
Ma'am, please put me down.
>>715313
I'm a robot. A mechanical lifeform.
No.715316
File: 1450905425696.jpg (456.59 KB, 666x1164, 111:194, a6ec84781a70778c3aa7f17f5e….jpg)
>>715310
I thought you would find a gaping chest wound to be attractive, given who you are.
>>715313
I get that a lot.
>fingers the hairdonuts
It looks nice, yes?
>>715314
Eh? You've forgotten?
No.715317
>>715315
Oh? So you can talk.
>Places you in the palm of my hand.
>>715316
Forgotten? Most likely.
>So I did meet him.
>Am I losing my memory?
No.715318
>>715313
NO!
>>715316
depends, did she die in bed covered in coke and hookers?
No.715319
>>715315
Oh, you're a robot! My kid showed me lots of those movies.
>...
>squiiiiint
You're not tryin' to kill the President to rule the world, are you?
>whoever that is anyway
>>715316
It's great! Kinda wish I could make mine curly like that, but...
>tries to twirl her petals into a donut shape
>they just pop back up stiffly
Dernit.
>>715318
B-but justice...!
>she has yet to embrace her inner Venus flytrap
No.715320
File: 1450905653754.png (649.29 KB, 512x775, 512:775, 3e767dbe51f9d5044851f9df4d….png)
>>715315
I pray I do not find out.
>>715317
They have pills for that, you know.
>>715318
I don't know. Did she?
No.715321
>>715313
>…
>…
>I don't want to get involved with that thing.
No.715322
File: 1450905710529.jpg (326.3 KB, 550x733, 550:733, 2c976831d124b632abc6e04644….jpg)
>>715319
I could probably help with that, my Stand can change life.
No.715323
>>715319
b-but NOTHING!
>>715320
I'm going to say yes! in fact I'm going to say she died from heart attack after a wild night of drugs and sex!
No.715324
>>715317
>Clank's about the size of an infant
>it ain't easy being small
Er... yes, I can. Most robots are able to speak where I come from.
>>715319
What? No! I don't have any interest in ruling the world.
>>715320
>nods slowly
Sometimes it's best not to know things.
No.715325
>>715321
>that's either racist or mean
>either way
>:(
...howdy!
>>715322
You can?
>...
Well, long as it don't break them, give it a try! I'd appreciate it muchly.
>>715323
>[buzzes internally]
Gah, fine! Just tryin' to spread some joy on Chris...Chris-mass.
No.715326
>>715320
Or you can simply just tell me your name again.
>>715324
>Pokes your head.
>Chuckles a bit.
So you're a machine built by humans. What are you designed to do?
No.715327
>>715325
and you can do that
just
NOT
for
HIM!
No.715328
>>715324
...well, okay. But I'll be watchin'.
>"eyes on you" hand motion
What do you do, if you don't wanna rule the world?
No.715329
>>715323
>o-okay then
Very well.
>>715324
I hope someone else deals with it.
>>715325
>patpat
>Gold Experience's hands change one of her petals into petal-donuts
>all hail the Stand of Life
>>715326
You may call me Don Giovanna. And you never introduced yourself. Those are poor manners, you know.
No.715330
File: 1450906217726.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
>>715329
don't worry, when it's your time, I'll say it was building blowing up.....with sex and drugs and rock-n-roll!
No.715331
>>715325
>It's speaking to me.
>What would my master want me to do?
>…
Hello?
>>715329
Sakuya Izayoi, former head maid of the Scarlet Manor, it's nice to meet you, Don Giovanni.
>
No.715332
>>715326
My original purpose was to watch over a facility known as the Great Clock. However, my creator gave me the ability to make my own decisions.
>>715328
I try to help others however I can. Some people would consider me a hero.
>>715329
>nods
That's most likely the best course of action.
No.715333
>>715330
Well, that sounds exciting at least.
>>715331
It's Giovanna. With an "a".
Scarlet Manor?
>>715332
What is this "Great Clock"?
No.715334
File: 1450906575607.png (678.75 KB, 626x885, 626:885, b234b957e6418c215710df1278….png)
>>715332
>Great clock?
>Can it control time as well?
Is it a device that's able to manipulate time and space.
>Please say no.
>>715333
It use to be the Mansion where two vampires lived along with two humans, a demon, and a Youkai. Well, they are all either dead or missing.
No.715335
>>715333
if ya going to go, go huge, so I take it ya told me this encase ya want some dirty work done seeing how I'm a freelanced killer with basically no morals
No.715336
>>715333
I believe this video from my creator will provide a sufficient explanation.
>a video starts being projected from Clank's eyes
>direct your attention to the mp4
>>715334
Well, it can manipulate time, but that's not what it was designed for.
No.715337
>>715334
>vampires
>like Dio?
>eugh
I am sorry for your loss.
>>715335
It pays to have someone like you on call.
>>715336
>what even
Interesting.
No.715338
>>715336
Great more thing involving time. I feel like it's being over used.
>>715337
We were peaceful after certain events.
No.715339
>>715327
But why noooot?! Gimme one reason why. What'd he do?
>...
Except for bitin' a man's willy.
>>715329
I'm so pretty...
>
Thank y'muchly!
>>715331
Y'all don't look well. Everything alright...?
>>715332
A hero?
>but he's so small
Did you ever save the world?
No.715340
File: 1450907398229.jpg (197.95 KB, 900x1291, 900:1291, 3222624-5824585854-14096.jpg)
>>715337
you'd be surprised how many agree with that
No.715341
>>715337
Indeed. The Clock is responsible for temporal stability across the universe.
>>715338
Overused? That implies you can manipulate time as well.
>>715339
I've saved multiple worlds, but I wouldn't have been able to do so without the help of my friends.
No.715342
>>715338
Alright then.
What brings you here?
>>715339
>aw
You're welcome, my little friend.
>>715340
Would I be? It's common sense.
>>715341
My father could stop time momentarily.
No.715343
>>715339
he's everything I stand against and then some!...so have ya seen the psychic chick I need to tell her where her gift for stumpy needs to go
>>715342
keep a unstable monster on speed dial?
No.715344
File: 1450907670797.jpg (302.13 KB, 658x709, 658:709, ca110d4c28e5ecd6b06af76436….jpg)
>>715341
I can. It's a curse that I've accepted.
>>715339
It's raining.
>>715342
Looking for work and other things.
No.715345
File: 1450907945349.gif (722.55 KB, 400x356, 100:89, tumblr_lyo8dmjAew1qckwxco1….gif)
>>715344
But the rain's good. Makes the soil softer!
>wait, people don't got roots
I mean, uh, it's nice and cool out...
>>715343
>jerks a thumb over to Sabrina
>she's just standing there
>menacingly
>>715341
You saved more'n one world...?
>her big buggy eyes open wide
>can you see the stars
Teach me
No.715346
>>715343
Someone is always going to want someone dead. It's good to keep a killer on call.
>>715344
As it turns out, I'm looking for a maid. What a coincidence.
No.715347
>>715342
Interesting. I'm only capable of slowing time down.
>>715344
A curse? What do you mean?
>>715346
Teach you how to be a hero? Well... I suppose I can try.
No.715348
File: 1450908120757.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
>>715346
.....that is true
>>715345
hey Psychic Friends network! Stumpy ain't coming back! you can go take that gift you got him and put it with Old Bold-n-Brash and for reasons I don't quite understand where my side kick says "monochrome" needs to go!
No.715349
File: 1450908345386.jpg (491.54 KB, 709x1002, 709:1002, c056e15ff4b3944b18ad9ca0f4….jpg)
>>715346
Really now? Would you be able to hire me?
>>715345
No it's not. It burns my skin and weakens me physically.
>>715347
>Opens my free hand and a bunch of gears to a clock appear. Within the middle of those gears was a blue aura.
This is a curse that I was born with when I was just a child. My village banished me and my mother and my mother tried to kill me, but those were dark days.
No.715350
>>715347
I can simulate that in people by speeding up their biological processes to the point that their body can't keep up with their mind.
>>715348
It's just a simple truth.
>>715349
I don't see why not.
No.715351
>>715348
Monochrome does indeed belong in the trash.
>finishes neatly taping a present
>slaps a ribbon on top
Well, I'm off to find Flash.
No.715352
>>715351
>hello rage?
>yes?
>time to go off
NNNNNAAAAAARRRRRGGHH!!!
No.715353
>>715349
Oh... I'm sorry to hear that.
>>715350
>you have successfully spooked the backpack bot
...Interesting.
No.715354
>>715350
Thank you kind Sir. Is there any rules you would like me to follow?
>>715353
It's all in the past.
No.715355
File: 1450909654591.jpg (120.91 KB, 600x499, 600:499, c6ea23e07a51956515ea8b1471….jpg)
>>715353
>how does one overcome author incompetency?
>ludicrous skill boosts!
You look worried.
No.715357
File: 1450909824152.jpg (294.95 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-e35a0a07e05fc0e6987….jpg)
>>715354
Off the top of my head, there aren't any special rules for you.
Since I am here and not in my office in Naples, I hope you can provide bodyguard duties. My usual companion Mista is not here with me.
No.715358
File: 1450909872090.png (364.31 KB, 419x756, 419:756, He's wearing a headset, do….png)
>>715354
I suppose so.
>
Oh, my apologies. I almost forgot to ask you your name.
>>715355
>how long until the skills go to plaid?
Well, your abilities sound rather scary. No offense to you, of course.
No.715359
File: 1450909934905.jpg (254.48 KB, 800x1085, 160:217, 7ba7cdd94c04de01618f006768….jpg)
>>715357
Very well. I will make sure no one attempts to harm a single hair.
No.715360
File: 1450910021638.jpg (228.79 KB, 850x1056, 425:528, sample-05afe1a6bc1efbee283….jpg)
>>715358
>that's what GER is
>negate eeeeverything
>reduce even concepts to "zero"
Oh?
>smiles
I can do very many things, Clank. It is up to others to decide for themselves what happens.
>>715359
I hope you're used to being paid in gemstones.
No.715361
>>715352
>:33333c
>sticks a bow on his head with TK
I'm sure he'll very much appreciate it. In fact, he might be filled with joy.
No.715362
>>715358
No need to apologize. It's Sakuya Izayoi. Sakuya as in fifteenth night. Izayoi as in blooming flower.
No.715363
>>715360
>what about the concept of zero?
>you know what they say about dividing by zero
I see. Hopefully I'll never have to make that decision.
>>715362
It sounds like a very nice name. You can call me Clank.
No.715364
>>715361
>the bow gets blended by head tendrils
HHHRRRRRRRLLL!....you know what....I got something for ya! FLY GET HER!
No.715365
>>715364
>>
<<
...do y'all mean me?
No.715366
File: 1450910589803.png (295.87 KB, 510x656, 255:328, 7f02e14d1e4e35c514bbaadbe6….png)
>>715363
>Clank you madman
>they'll need another Great Clock!
Not all my Stand's abilities are so bad sounding.
>>715365
I thought your name was Lily.
No.715367
>>715365
NO! HIM!
>bbbbzzzzzz
No.715368
File: 1450910726513.jpg (350.56 KB, 850x1195, 170:239, sample-c038cfd2303123f3ab0….jpg)
>>715360
I don't mind at all.
>>715363
Ha ha ha ha. You're name fits you so well.
No.715369
>>715366
>well fuck
>the Clock's all complicated and shit
>4.3 trillion moving parts, son
>tilts his head
What else can you do?
>>715368
I'm told it stems from the sound I make after colliding with something.
No.715370
>>715366
Well, it is, but he calls people lots of funny names. Like Stumpy, and Red.
>>715367
Oh. Sorry...
>the tennis ball launcher Flower Cannon disappears
No.715371
File: 1450910903096.jpg (359.64 KB, 1260x1200, 21:20, 9b3138f20a27e383bb1e421be1….jpg)
>>715364
>>715367
>bugs
>BUGS
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Alright, I'll just be going now-
>hightails it into the swamp
No.715373
>>715368
That makes it easier.
>>715369
>takes some bullets from his pockets
>closes his hands over them
>opens his hands
>they are now butterflies
That.
I give life to the lifeless, change its shape, and any harm done to my creations is reflected proportionally on those who harm them.
>>715370
I see. I don't think I have a nickname yet.
>>715371
Oh...
No.715374
>>715371
AFTER HER!
"why?"
SHE'S TRYING TO MAKE FLASH HAPPY!
"can't have that"
>buzzes after
No.715375
File: 1450911387944.jpg (93.05 KB, 850x1189, 850:1189, sample-0e6744feaf1cfb1e44d….jpg)
>>715369
It's adorable.
>>715373
I would hate to trouble you anymore when you went through the trouble to hire me.
No.715376
>>715373
Incredible!
>hype levels are at 300%, cap'n
>>715375
People have been calling me that a lot lately...
No.715377
>>715375
It's alright.
What do you like to do for fun, Sakuya?
>>715376
Thank you, thank you! And for my next trick...
>pulls a frog out of his pocket
>it turns into a suitcase
>suitcase: opened
>it's just sand
You see before you a case of sand. Look up, and now back down!
>Part IV: Diamond is Unbreakable
The sand is now diamonds!
No.715378
File: 1450911923022.jpg (497.63 KB, 1000x1333, 1000:1333, tumblr_nhek114Jhc1rqpqdho1….jpg)
>>715372
Good grief...
>>715373
...Gio? Gee-gee? J...Joe?
>I'm no good at this
No.715379
>>715378
and now Fly should be making things VARY BAD for little mi-
>BLAM!
.....wait Fly doesn't use guns....or Sab
No.715380
>>715379
>slowly dawning realization
>shrinks backwards
Mr. Carnage, I think y'all might wanna skeedaddle right quick fast...
No.715381
>>715377
>thoroughly amused
>starts clapping
No.715382
>>715380
>you guessed right!
>>715379
so when was anyone going to tell me Sabrina was alive?
No.715383
>>715378
My friends call me Gio.
>>715381
>childish smile
>bows
Gratzi, gratzi! You're too kind, amico mio.
No.715384
>>715380
oh it's him....
>>715382
when you stop biting off dudes junk!
No.715385
>>715383
>looking around
Hm... I wish Ratchet was here to see that.
No.715386
>>715377
Fun?
>Thinks for a while.
I like being able to make people happy. See other people with a smile on their face just fills me with joy. If that makes sense.
No.715387
File: 1450912854632.jpg (265.42 KB, 500x644, 125:161, f2fe20d6b98531738b8edf08fb….jpg)
>>715385
Ratchet?
>>715386
You are a good person.
No.715388
>>715387
He's a close friend of mine. I'm not sure where he is, but he should turn up soon.
No.715389
>>715382
>you can digi-do it Flash
>I believe in you
>>715384
>I hope he don't get his junk bit off
Y-yay...
>>715383
Gio! There, that's a nickname.
No.715390
>>715388
I hope to meet him soon then.
>>715389
>pleased by this
So it is!
No.715391
>>715389
>do you feel awkward standing next to them as they triad insults and threats? you should
>maybe something good will come from this?
>or they will try to kill each other again
No.715392
>>715390
I'm sure he'd be happy to meet y-
>not-so distant explosion
...Oh dear.
No.715393
>>715392
>
We should check that out.
No.715394
>>715393
>heading towards where the explosion came from.
I think I might know what caused that.
No.715396
>>715395
>hey look
>there's Ratchet stuck in the wall
>now running facepalm.exe
No.715397
>>715396
>Gio's bemused
Does your friend do this often?
No.715398
>>715397
Unfortunately, yes. Although explosions don't always happen.
No.715399
>>715398
It could be worse...
>shakes his head
Will he be alright?
No.715400
File: 1450916613102.png (105.9 KB, 314x476, 157:238, All aboard the indifferenc….png)
>>715399
He's survived worse. He should be fine.
No.715401
>>715400
What a hardy guy.
No.715402
>>715401
Most people would be more worried than impressed.
>shrugs
No.715403
File: 1450917139778.jpg (257.78 KB, 878x910, 439:455, 674491-jjba__giorno_giovan….jpg)
>>715402
Without my Stand, I don't think I would've survived last night's brawl.
No.715404
>>715403
You fought someone last night?
No.715405
>>715404
My father, and ironically the maid I hired.
They both stop time. I had to cause my Stand to evolve temporarily to defeat them.
No.715406
>>715405
I see... at least you made it out alive.
No.715408
>>715407
Why'd you wanna come back here again, Grandpa?
No.715409
>>715408
I live here. When I'm not punching things in space
No.715410
>>715409
I guess that makes sense. Mom didn't want you to live with us 'cause she thought you were a "bad influence." I don't get why.
No.715411
>>715406
I had help... but then they left me to fight the two on my own.
No.715412
>>715410
WHAT? I'm a great influence. I stand by what I taught you. If you want to demonstrate how strong you are, find the biggest kid on the playground and kick his ass. Then you'll be the leader.
No.715413
File: 1450918322072.png (172.25 KB, 511x304, 511:304, The robots are watching yo….png)
>>715411
They abandoned you in the middle of a battle? That seems... rather rude.
No.715414
File: 1450918424554.png (128.89 KB, 500x282, 250:141, No strong feelings one way….png)
>>715412
But I did that, and then Mom got really mad. She yelled at me for a whole hour!
No.715415
>>715414
Doesn't she know how important fighting for leadership is? Why must she insist on stripping you of your saiyan heritage? Wasn't taking your tail enough?
No.715416
>>715413
I was told signore Kujo was a very difficult man, but I did not think him heartless.
At least Gold Experience Requiem helped.
No.715417
>>715415
I think she just wants me to act like all the other kids. But I need to keep getting stronger in case somebody who wants to blow up Earth shows up.
No.715418
>>715416
It must be powerful if it allowed you to defeat two people at once. Especially when they could stop time.
No.715419
File: 1450919191648.jpg (154.11 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, sample-a4a17bac2eeeb613494….jpg)
>>715418
I possess the ultimate defense: nullification.
No.715420
>>715419
Nullification? So you can cancel out other people's abilities?
No.715421
>>715420
Their thoughts, actions, and willpower.
Even their own deaths.
>woah there Gio
No.715422
>>715417
>shakes his head
I kinda see why Kakarot spends so much time training in other dimensions
No.715423
>>715421
So there's no limit to what you can nullify. Interesting.
No.715424
>>715423
In essence. Both of my Stands are versatile like that.
No.715425
File: 1450919738359.png (269.71 KB, 680x385, 136:77, Goten contemplates his lif….png)
>>715422
Yep! Mom can't follow him everywhere.
>
He is gone a lot, though...
No.715426
>>715424
I see. I assume Stands are somewhat rare.
No.715427
File: 1450919853828.jpg (16.09 KB, 236x442, 118:221, a1a845352a2c08980967b829f8….jpg)
>>715425
Saiyans don't spend a lot of time with their kids. I mean, I never even got to meet your Dad when he was a kid
No.715428
>>715426
I think so. The Speedwagon Foundation would know more.
>shrug
I have an Arrow that either kills someone immediately or gives them a Stand.
No.715429
>>715427
It doesn't bother me that much. Dad was dead for seven years before I got to meet him. Plus, he needs to keep getting stronger, just like me!
No.715430
>>715428
That sounds extremely dangerous. I can't imagine who'd be willing to take the risk.
No.715431
>>715429
I didn't meet your dad until after I got involved in some time travel bullshit
No.715432
>>715430
You would be surprised what people would do for power.
>
I wouldn't stab someone with it other than myself to help Gold Experience grow.
No.715433
>>715431
But doesn't time travel make stuff all confusing?
No.715434
>>715432
>nod
It's best if something like that isn't put to use. The consequences are too great.
No.715435
File: 1450920637246.jpg (288.24 KB, 650x1020, 65:102, bardock03_by_goddessmechan….jpg)
>>715433
It helps if you don't think about it
No.715436
>>715434
A lot of things are like that.
No.715437
>>715435
Oh. Well, you got here 'cause of time travel, so it's probably a good thing.
No.715438
>>715436
>nods
The Great Clock could theoretically be used as a time machine, but it could result in the destruction of the universe.
No.715439
>>715437
Food's certainly better here than in the past
No.715440
>>715438
That's a little excessive...
No.715441
>>715439
>laughs
Yeah! Almost all of the food on Earth is tasty!
No.715442
>>715440
It's an extremely large risk, but that didn't stop people from trying to go back in time.
No.715444
>>715442
Why am I not surprised?
No.715445
>>715443
So what's it like living here, anyways? I bet it's really weird!
No.715446
>>715444
Some people will do anything to try and fix their mistakes.
No.715447
>>715446
I can understand that.
No.715448
>>715445
Sorta. I mean, whatever.
So what's this Christmas thing exactly?
No.715450
>>715447
>nods slowly
...Even I tried once.
No.715451
File: 1450922615488.jpg (116.91 KB, 800x945, 160:189, ef4421d0005259be26bf924404….jpg)
>>715450
What mistake did you make?
No.715452
>>715448
It's the best time of the year! Everybody gets together to have fun and give each other presents!
>>715449
Hi there! Who're you?
No.715454
File: 1450922745086.gif (504.04 KB, 245x248, 245:248, It appears we have a probl….gif)
>>715451
It... wasn't exactly a mistake. Ratchet was killed by someone who wanted to abuse the Clock... so I abused the Clock to bring him back.
No.715455
File: 1450922748713.jpg (57.64 KB, 620x476, 155:119, Dragon_ball_z_bardock_the_….jpg)
No.715456
>>715453
Don't chew on kids, you paint a bad image on us zombies.
No.715457
File: 1450922835558.jpg (328.86 KB, 823x600, 823:600, Giorno.Giovanna.full.67260….jpg)
>>715454
>nigga
>nigga
You are lucky you did not destroy everything.
No.715458
File: 1450922854519.png (180.26 KB, 680x382, 340:191, I'm seven and what is this.png)
>>715453
>confused
Uh... There's probably some food around here somewhere, if you're hungry.
>>715455
'Cause it's fun! Who doesn't like getting presents?
No.715459
File: 1450922922607.png (306.97 KB, 535x553, 535:553, You made him sad, you hear….png)
>>715457
>AAAAAAA
>THE SHAME, IT BURNS
...I only reversed time by a few minutes. It was all I needed.
No.715460
>>715456
Zombies? Me no zombie. Me still alive.
No.715461
>>715453
You try and make a meal of my grandson and I'll punch you into the stratosphere
>>715458
Presents were distractions from fighting. So Saiyans aren't really good at giving gifts
No.715462
>>715460
So you're not a jiangshi?
Tag on your face and "braaaains" threw me off.
Seriously don't chew on the kid.
No.715463
>>715461
Food grandson? Me not allowed to drink life force.
>>715458
Donut?
No.715464
>>715459
I sympathize with you.
If I only had a few more minutes...
>all my dead friends
>aaaaaaaa
No.715465
File: 1450923261463.jpg (868.74 KB, 980x1244, 245:311, Miyako.Yoshika.full.169155….jpg)
>>715462
Jiangshi don't eat brain. Brains taste nasty. Jiangshi eats life energy.
No.715466
>>715463
Grandson no food.
>holds a biscuit
This. This is food.
No.715467
>>715461
Oh. Well, it could still be fun. Who knows, maybe somebody'll give you something cool!
>>715463
There might be some donuts around here. Stay here, I'll go look!
>zips all over the building at Sanic speed
>comes back with a donut in his hand
Here ya go!
No.715468
>>715467
But I don't know what I'd even get anyone else
No.715469
>>715464
I would have had to leave Ratchet behind in order to take care of the Clock. I couldn't bring myself to do that, so... I left.
No.715470
>>715466
Biscuit not food.
>>715467
Food!
>Opens my mouth.
Ahh.~
No.715471
>>715465
So you are a jiangshi. What a pain in the ass... a lamebrain too.
>>715466
I don't think this chick's got the brainpower to understand you.
No.715472
>>715468
Mom says "It's the thought that counts." But I don't think Krillin thought very hard when he got us all socks last year. So... don't get people socks, I guess.
>>715470
>puts the donut in her mouth
There! Maybe now you won't be so hungry.
>smiles
No.715473
File: 1450923668087.jpg (119.74 KB, 437x600, 437:600, Giorno.Giovanna.600.694840.jpg)
>>715469
You're a brave robot.
No.715474
>>715470
Yes it is. Dumbass
>>715471
Even my son knows the different foods. And he is....well, simple might be the best way to put it.
No.715475
>You're starting to think that your closing line wasn't the best choice.
No.715476
>>715473
>this slows down the guilt-train
Thank you, Giorno. I try my best.
No.715477
File: 1450923841037.jpg (1.41 MB, 676x1082, 338:541, Miyako.Yoshika.full.166226….jpg)
>>715472
>Closes my mouth.
>Nom nom
Moar.
>>715471
Me not brain dead yet!
>>715474
No!
No.715478
>>715474
Naw, man.
>taps his temple
Her brain's literally rotting mush. Which is saying something considering I'm dating a zombie too.
Guess Squigs got preserved a little better than our Chinese hopping "friend" over here.
>>715477
Sure you're not.
No.715479
>oh hey
>they are still trading insults and threats
No.715480
>>715475
Whoa, I didn't expect there to be other kids here. Hiya!
>>715477
>ROLLIN' AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
>comes back with more donuts
This is kinda fun!
No.715481
File: 1450924070488.png (952.77 KB, 1140x1600, 57:80, tumblr_ne3zkfLz5p1rz6uvwo1….png)
>>715479
>tossing heated knives their way half-heartedly
>most of them nick Flash
>one hits Cletus in the ass
No.715482
File: 1450924095071.png (988.84 KB, 2086x2553, 2086:2553, bardock_render_by_bardocks….png)
>>715472
Wait...I have to buy presents for Krillin? I don't even like Krillin!
Also, don't feed the weird zombies. They'll follow you home looking for more food
>>715478
...so what do we do? I feel bad just letting it live like that.
No.715484
>>715481
ah fork! why does that keep happening!?
No.715485
File: 1450924206315.jpg (68.85 KB, 598x382, 299:191, 2469840-flash_thompson_doz….jpg)
>>715481
shit SHIT!
>backing up to the swamp
okay tactical retreat, try to find Sabrina
No.715486
>>715482
You're one of those badass Saiyan dudes right?
Pretty sure you could just like, scream it to re-death if you take half an hour.
No.715487
>>715478
Me think you brain dead.
>>715481
Ice cream!!!
>>715480
Ahhh~
No.715488
File: 1450924355499.png (69.73 KB, 670x893, 670:893, tumblr_nyxuvmmmLo1qe76v6o1….png)
>>715480
Hi! I'm Frisk.
>Did he just teleport?
>This is relevant to your interests.
>>715483
Hi, Mah. School was good, Blooky came to guest speak about depression.
>...
It kind of bummed him out, I think he's still laying on the gym floor.
>You start scaling your goatmom like a tower.
How was your day?
No.715489
File: 1450924488582.png (982.83 KB, 1200x897, 400:299, tumblr_nrsrfjaN2X1sllrhfo1….png)
>>715484
Sorry, sorry!
>has a blindfold on
I'm going for the high score.
>~
>>715485
>read the pic
>but hey, good luck, I'd chase you but there's currently a something eyeing my hair like dessert
>>715487
What's that, now?
No.715490
>>715482
Well, you don't have to get a present for Krillin, but it's the nice thing to do.
>looks back at the zombie
Aw man. She seemed nice.
>>715487
Grandpa says I shouldn't feed you anymore.
>puts the donuts down in front of her
You can still have these, though.
>>715488
My name is Goten! Nice to meet you!
No.715491
>>715488
I spoke with Gaster some. That is all, my child.
>oh dear
You did not retrieve them?
No.715492
>>715490
>My expression goes sad.
>I try to get the donut despite being unable to bend my limbs.
>>715489
Ice cream cone talk?
No.715493
>>715486
I'd rather just punch it
>>715490
But I don't want to be nice to Krillin. He might end up thinking I like him.
No.715494
>>715489
no point in battling them both.....Sabrina! hey! it's Flash!
No.715495
File: 1450924751681.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)
>>715489
well -five stars!
>>715492
she's not ice cream she's my side kick!
No.715496
>>715487
This coming from the one babbling inanely.
Too many syllables, sweetheart? Try "brrrraaaains." again.
>blows cigarette smoke into the jiangshi's face
>>715493
Go for it, I'm not gonna stop you.
Tormenting the mentally challenged is fun.
No.715497
File: 1450924950176.jpg (465.15 KB, 1000x823, 1000:823, I_wonder_if_Seiga_will_get….jpg)
>>715496
Me just want to have fun.
>>715495
Red jello!!!
No.715498
File: 1450925048605.png (190.67 KB, 408x473, 408:473, Happiness was never an opt….PNG)
>>715492
Hey, how come your arms aren't moving?
>and now he's sad too
>>715493
It's okay if you don't. I won't tell him.
No.715499
>>715497
WHERE!? IT'S MINE! SHUT UP I SAW IT FIRST!
No.715500
File: 1450925131210.jpg (16.09 KB, 236x442, 118:221, a1a845352a2c08980967b829f8….jpg)
>>715496
Eh...since I got one kids that's simple and another that's Raditz, I don't really like making fun of soft minds.
Hits too close to home.
>>715498
The only person I'd consider getting a gift I suppose is you. Maybe your brother.
No.715501
File: 1450925229227.jpg (1.41 MB, 676x1082, 338:541, Miyako.Yoshika.full.166226….jpg)
>>715498
Me can't reach food. Help....
>>715499
My jello!
>>715500
Help...
No.715502
>>715501
IT'S MINE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!
No.715503
>>715497
>use small words Jay
I feel as if I've been issued a subconscious challenge to use complicated diction on this poor unsuspecting reprobate.
>Jay
Eat it, ghostly image of Dickiebird.
>>715500
Y'know what helps? Being dead yourself. Really puts things into perspective.
I'd know. I'm the president of the Dead Sidekick Club.
No.715504
>>715500
Whoa, just us? We must be really special or something!
>>715501
>aaaaaa
>can't deal with this guilt, yo
>puts another donut in her mouth
There. Better?
No.715505
File: 1450925400632.png (212.87 KB, 572x527, 572:527, 6d78a3b759e9c3b67d347304c1….png)
>>715490
Are you a ghost? I've never seen a person who could fly.
>>715491
I tried to, but I didn't get an answer. I called Mettaton, though. He can get to Napstablook better than I can...
No.715506
File: 1450925539923.png (173.4 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, tumblr_nwk58rkKWR1urj8jjo3….png)
>>715505
I hope the dear is alright.
No.715507
>>715503
Eat what?
>>715502
Jello can make weapons?
>>715504
>Nom Nom.
Me happy!
>Smiles.
No.715508
>>715507
only if ya eat too much of it
then ya got the shits
No.715509
>>715492
>...oh
>oh this one is a special case of stupid
>eerie grin
Yes, I'm an ice cream cone. You caught me.
>>715495
>winks
Next time I'll get him in the eye.
No.715510
>>715494
>floating just above the swamp water
>turns slowly
Flash Thompson. That was...quite the verbal throwdown.
No.715511
>>715505
>shakes his head
Nope! But anybody can fly if they train hard enough!
>>715507
Cool! For a second there, I was worried you were gonna cry.
No.715512
>>715509
well he scampered off to find his friend.....think he'll find her out in the swamp?
No.715513
>>715510
yeah...should have seen what I did yesterday.....going to get ripped on for that one for a long time......so uh...didn't know you were alive
No.715514
>>715507
They say when there's no more room in Hell, the dead walk the Earth.
Guess I'd better get a plunger, they're missing a lamebrain.
>where'd he get the plunger from
'mere. Uncle Jason's taking you home.
No.715515
>>715509
Me eat ice cream!
>>715514
Me already home!
>>715511
>Attempts to pet your head.
>Only my fingers touch the top of your head.
>It's really cold.
Good job.
No.715516
>>715515
Ohoho, like hell you are.
>face, meet plunger
>Jason what the fuck
>>715513
Dude they're already making Cockula jokes about you.
No.715517
>>715516
Yes I am! She said so.
No.715518
>>715516
What else is new? I do something, people rip on me, and we do it all again later with a new subject......why do you a zombie on a plunger?
No.715519
File: 1450926377463.jpg (44.35 KB, 772x436, 193:109, 0ea01be35d9c5ea18956c1062e….jpg)
>>715503
I thought I was dead once. But then I wasn't.
>>715504
You're the only family I have.
>>715501
With what? I doubt you want me kill you.
No.715520
>>715518
I have no idea why, it just felt right.
>>715517
>continues plunging
The undead quota is met, let's not turn being a zombie into the next "time stop" bullshit, overdoing it ruins it.
No.715521
File: 1450926476075.jpg (149.3 KB, 800x1146, 400:573, 01930df0ae59806394803d829f….jpg)
No.715522
>>715520
is this how you deal with zombies now?.....wait isn't your girl a zombie?.....that's wrong Jay
No.715523
>>715515
>shivers a little
You're welcome!
>>715519
Oh yeah...
>smiles
Well, family's important. Even for Saiyans.
No.715524
File: 1450926646461.jpg (15.91 KB, 236x335, 236:335, 6f8f2443ce939907ea2f3f6c0d….jpg)
>>715519
Death's weird. Especially when your brain rots and you're left like this thing.
>plunging the weird zombie's face
I got lucky and got to be the same ol' me.
>
Well. Angrier and sexier, but still me.
>>715522
Difference is Squigs has style and class and this thing is your stereotypical "brraaaaaaains" bitch.
Now help me plunge it to death.
No.715525
File: 1450926742491.png (988.84 KB, 2086x2553, 2086:2553, bardock_render_by_bardocks….png)
>>715521
>eating a burrito
Whatever
>>715523
It sure is kid
>>715524
I think not being dead actually mellowed me out.
No.715526
File: 1450926754155.jpg (567.02 KB, 1349x1040, 1349:1040, 3127030-secretavengers0340….jpg)
>>715524
I can't get inside the base, Carnage and his ice cream side kick are throwing heated knives!....also Sabrina's alive, why didn't anyone tell me?
No.715527
>>715520
>Begins to cry.
I don't want to die. I don't want to leave my friend alone. I want to protect my friend.
No.715528
File: 1450926786605.jpg (154.06 KB, 1280x1000, 32:25, 0f5ce94be7242b6bb2941c9b48….jpg)
>>715513
Apparently no one did.
>drops down to face level
I admire you taking a stand against that man, but please, if we ever argue, don't bite my genitals.
>holds out a wrapped box
Merry Christmas and such.
No.715529
>>715528
>well this is awkward
uh....thanks.....
>opines it
No.715530
File: 1450926872113.jpg (324.78 KB, 692x416, 173:104, hunting_trip_by_duss005-d9….jpg)
>>715525
Then consider me your opposite. I guess.
>>715526
Such a lust for Sabrina!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!
>>715527
I'm not the kinda guy to fall for tears.
>continues plunging
>it's not even doing anything
>s'just a plunger, yo
>Jay's weird
No.715531
File: 1450926943593.jpg (359.52 KB, 1073x1089, 1073:1089, 2627717-mcarnage_a_thegrou….jpg)
>>715530
Skull Face!?.....sorry for some reason I've been having to fight that guy
No.715532
>>715523
Help...
>>715530
I never hurt anyone. I always been a good girl. She said so.
No.715533
>>715512
Now when you say 'friend', you know figments of his imagination don't count, right?
>grins
He'll find her.
No.715534
>>715531
Interrupt him during a speech.
>>715532
You're really trying hard to milk the "dindu nuffin" card but I just don't care.
>it's like the shakeweight
>except with a plunger
>Jason Todd: a bad motherfucker from the wallet to the penis
No.715535
File: 1450927246079.jpg (75.77 KB, 639x350, 639:350, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-19411….jpg)
>>715533
damn! normally I'd want to mess that up...but right now a zombie girl is taking plunger to the face and I gotta see where that goes
No.715536
>>715525
>smiles
Man, Christmas is gonna be awesome!
>>715532
Help? But that plunger's not gonna kill you.
No.715537
>>715534
But I haven't done anything.
>Flesh tearing sounds.
No.715538
File: 1450927433430.png (918.03 KB, 1869x3156, 623:1052, bardock_by_bardocksonic-d6….png)
>>715530
Okay.
>>715536
It sure is
>I have no idea what the hell I'm gong to get this kid
No.715539
>>715536
Plunger ripping flesh... help.
No.715540
>>715534
I did once.....why is he so over the top?
No.715541
File: 1450927587371.jpg (177.98 KB, 815x470, 163:94, 159e1c4d4c26197cc057bec2e5….jpg)
>>715529
>don't be an Awkward Alan
>that'smyjob
>inside is a necklace with a fuckhuge shark tooth on it
...I don't normally go near Dark types, but I managed to snag that off of a Sharpedo...
>fusses with her gloves
I hope you like it
No.715542
>>715537
>whistling the intro of Ghosts and Goblins while he plunges away
Wow, y'know if your face comes off this'd top Moon Knight using a sharp tool to take Bushman's off.
>>715540
Iunno.
No.715543
File: 1450927771275.jpg (72.59 KB, 367x711, 367:711, 3126972-secretavengers0310….jpg)
>>715541
>puts it on
Dark type? sound fun.....sorry I didn't get you anything......wanna go see the lights together?
>>715542
he's weird Jay and that's coming from me
No.715544
>>715538
>it's okay
>Goten's not that hard to impress
I can't wait!
>>715539
Wait, what?!
>and now he's freaking the fuck out
>P A N I C
No.715545
File: 1450927982667.jpg (447.11 KB, 667x987, 667:987, Does this look like a man ….jpg)
No.715546
>>715542
Not fun.
>>715544
Help....
No.715547
>>715545
>how does one guy get this swole?
>toilet plunger exercise
Hiya.
>>715543
I know, dude. He's... a special kind of fucked up.
>>715546
Very fun.
No.715548
File: 1450928083005.jpg (243.34 KB, 742x1200, 371:600, 80c52784fa62a25762dac2d94f….jpg)
>>715543
>I loathe them
It's fine. I've come not to expect anything these days anyway.
>...
What lights?
No.715549
>>715546
O-okay, hold on
>trying to pry the plunger off of her
>may or may not be making it worse
No.715550
>>715547
...Remind me why I can get laughed at for just being here, but when you pull shit like this, no one bats an eye?
No.715551
>>715548
the Christmas lights, come on it'll be fun
>>715547
that...fits
>>715550
Marc!
No.715552
>>715550
Because I'm a lot more volatile and spew energized plasma when I get really mad?
I guess, at least.
>>715549
>ssssshhhhrrrrrrip
Well, I guess the honor of faceripping goes to you.
Gratz, kid.
No.715553
>>715547
No!
>>715549
>My head becomes detached from my body.
No.715554
>>715549
Well kid, you've done irreperable damage. That means its your job to take "care" of her.
No.715555
File: 1450928611377.jpg (117.91 KB, 593x900, 593:900, AND I'M FREE, FREE FALLIN'.jpg)
>>715551
Yeah? What is it, Flash?
>>715552
>sighs
Out of all the things you could use... a plunger? Really?
No.715556
>>715555
AAAARRRGHH! MY QUADS!
No.715557
>>715552
>>715553
>>715554
>Goten.exe has stopped working
>please enjoy these child screams
No.715558
File: 1450928735052.png (866.31 KB, 952x1332, 238:333, tumblr_ntp3y79MaV1s0sgz7o1….png)
>>715553
Sick.
>>715555
It just felt right!
>>715551
>thumbs up
No.715559
>...I'm scared, Leviathan
No.715560
>>715555
>tosses him a thing of taper were
go long!
No.715561
>>715557
GOTEN! THAT'S ENOUGH!
I know you got a love of life. And I know you didn't mean for this to happen. But screaming like a pansy isn't going to get anything better.
Now charge up. One simple blast and she'll have no more pain.
No.715562
File: 1450928842603.png (43.89 KB, 230x302, 115:151, 78a1771127f2e93b365b87b391….png)
>>715551
...
>this is foolish
I think I can do that.
No.715563
File: 1450928875647.jpg (110 KB, 725x1101, 725:1101, Batman may be the night, b….jpg)
>>715558
Pretty sure the only reason her face came off is because she's already dead.
>>715560
>does a backflip and catches the wire
What's this for?
No.715564
>>715557
>>715558
>Body hops around a bit before falling over.
No.715565
>>715562
cool, you want to take the car or bike?
>>715563
opine it
No.715566
>>715559
Hey Squigs.
>nothing wrong here
'Sup?
>whyyyyyy's she cryin'
I did a thing again didn't I.
>>715563
Don't diminish the kid's victory, dude. That's just mean.
>>715564
Ha! Classic jiangshi.
>whips a pistol out
Nighty night.
No.715567
>>715561
>sniff
O-okay, grandpa.
>>715564
>walks up to her body
>crying a little
...I'm sorry.
>holds his hand out
>annnd energy blast
No.715568
>>715565
Alright...
>opens it up
>>715566
You see a victory, I see mental trauma.
No.715569
File: 1450929212559.png (22.08 KB, 592x503, 592:503, 6a20231f8afd9821926fd4bcde….png)
>>715565
...the bike.
>internally giddy to get on
>tries to mask that fact
I have my own headwear
>psi helmet activated
No.715570
>>715567
>pats him on the head
>ruffles his hair
You did the right thing kid. Death isn't something to be drawn out. I'm sure some part of her was able to be grateful for mercy.
Would you....um....like some ice cream?
also, now that I'm thinking about it, lets make sure your mother never finds out about this.
No.715571
>>715567
>>715566
>All she wanted to have fun.
>All that remained was ash.
No.715572
File: 1450929338951.png (157.14 KB, 500x687, 500:687, triple dog dare you, bitch.png)
>>715568
There's a difference?
Scars heal back tougher than the flesh was before it got hit. Kid'll be fiiiiiine.
No.715573
>>715570
Yeah, Mom shouldn't know.
>
...Ice cream sounds pretty good.
>>715571
>well
>ash and Goten's tears
No.715574
>>715568
>it's Gefilte fish
happy Chanukah Marc
>>715569
sounds good....so if you're not doing anything for Christmas, I gotta stop by Spider-Man's home, The Bat's home, Avengers HQ, and the guardians of the galaxy's party.....you interested?
No.715575
File: 1450929582295.jpg (102.49 KB, 786x941, 786:941, He works at night, dressed….jpg)
>>715572
Do you honestly believe that or are you just saying it so I'll get off your back?
>>715574
>uh
Thanks, Flash. I appreciate it.
No.715576
>>715573
Tell ya what, since you were such a strong and honorable warrior today, I'll let you get as many scoops as you want. And....two toppings.
No.715577
>>715566
...yes, yes, you did a thing.
>hiccup
Why were you tearing her face off like that?
No.715578
>>715576
>as many scoops as you want
>Bardock no what are you doing
>weak smile
Awesome...
No.715579
>>715575
Marc, you wound me. 'Course I believe in the resilience of youth. Do you know how many crowbar blows I took to immobilize?
>grins
>dramatic lightning
>for a second it's almost like the grin faltered
>>715577
It was just a jiangshi. They drain life force outta people and their bite's contagious.
Just decided to make it a little silly to take the edge off the act itself.
'sides that kid did the real wingdinger.
No.715580
>>715574
>party
>knees weak, palms spaghetti
...I'd like that. I just ask you don't leave me with strangers if you can help it. I'm...not good at social events.
No.715581
File: 1450929889379.jpg (288.24 KB, 650x1020, 65:102, bardock03_by_goddessmechan….jpg)
>>715578
>its okay
>Bardock is just going to threaten the guy to get the ice cream
That's my guy.
No.715582
>>715575
anytime man
>>715580
it's cool, just stick with me....speak of hang on
No.715583
>>715581
Race ya there!
>zooms off
No.715584
>>715579
...I can't laugh at that, Jason.
>>715582
>thumbs up
Have fun at that party.
No.715585
File: 1450930081537.png (1.03 MB, 2740x3128, 685:782, bardock_by_bardocksonic-d6….png)
>>715583
>smirks
>zooms off after him
No.715586
File: 1450930263650.png (701.18 KB, 1280x774, 640:387, a20ffc75f1dbac92f9e10697a4….png)
>>715579
...oh, a creature with a contagious bite! We wouldn't have wanted that loose in the building. Hahah, the egg is certainly on my face...!
>still spooked, but at least the waterworks stopped
No.715587
File: 1450930454682.jpg (135.92 KB, 500x388, 125:97, Jay makes crowbar jokes to….jpg)
>>715584
If I can't laugh at my own pain, how can I laugh at the pain of others?
>shrugs
I'm okay with what happened to me to the point I can joke about it. Least you could do is lighten up.
>>715586
>oh
>oh
>shit
Uh... Squigs?
Talk to me, babe. What'd I do.
No.715588
>>715587
This is me being lightened up, Jason.
No.715589
>>715588
Sheesh. Fucking up left and right today.
Maybe I woke up on the wrong side of the gallows.
No.715590
File: 1450931366276.png (357.5 KB, 529x665, 529:665, Every girl's crazy 'bout a….png)
>>715589
Maybe so. If it makes you feel better, I'm not upset.
No.715591
File: 1450931480537.jpg (15.91 KB, 236x335, 236:335, 6f8f2443ce939907ea2f3f6c0d….jpg)
>>715590
Think Squigs is having some kinda traumatic flashback.
That makes me feel bad.
>waving a hand in front of her
S'like those .gif images of the dog spliced in with 'nam atrocities.
No.715592
File: 1450931481456.jpg (255.65 KB, 1280x1811, 1280:1811, 9eef7b2382b44434228dc36907….jpg)
>>715587
Nothing! Nothing, I just...
>puts a hand over the hole in her head
Bad memories, amore. I'll be fine.
No.715593
File: 1450931737099.jpg (171.98 KB, 597x949, 597:949, And I'll look down and whi….jpg)
>>715591
Hopefully she'll snap out of it on her own.
>
Guess it would be a bad time to mention that my ex-girlfriend reacted similarly after I cut Bushman's face off.
No.715594
>>715592
>oh
...Aw, shit. Now I feel like a real asshole.
Do you, uh... wanna hug or something? I'm really not good at this.
>>715593
Let's hope it doesn't go that way.
No.715595
>>715594
It shouldn't. I went way further off the deep end back then than you did today.
No.715596
>>715595
I'm a little more relieved.
No.715597
File: 1450932302700.png (142.18 KB, 301x443, 301:443, 90e254adb74744c93d4a60295a….png)
>>715594
...you aren't. But that's alright.
>squeeze
>right at chest level too, the best level
No.715598
File: 1450932388544.png (898.38 KB, 760x773, 760:773, Codenames are gangster as ….png)
>>715596
>nods
Like I told Ragna, I'm the example of what not to do. You didn't go nearly as far as I did.
No.715599
>>715597
>when did squigs get taller than 6'0'' flat
>muffled lack of complaints
>aw
>ye
>>715598
>thumbs up
No.715600
File: 1450932574862.png (486.12 KB, 473x895, 473:895, Comic-book cops never do t….png)
>>715599
>chuckles
Never change, Jason.
No.715601
>>715600
>ever seen Jay blush like a fucking schoolgirl?
>now you have
>it's the little things
Don't plan to.
No.715602
>>715601
>[Moon Knight will remember that.]
Guess we don't have too much to worry about, then.
No.715603
>>715602
Can you believe the plunger worked though?
No.715604
File: 1450933552509.png (636.17 KB, 554x624, 277:312, Moon Knight reacts to Legi….png)
>>715603
You want me to be honest? No. No I can't.
No.715605
>>715604
It really puts into perspective how fragile flesh is once it rots.
No.715606
>>715605
Guess we're just lucky. We'll never have to deal with that.
No.715607
File: 1450934130272.png (66.63 KB, 428x500, 107:125, tumblr_nn81s2i8651u3n365o3….png)
>>715606
>grins
Most of my body is scar tissue anyways. I made my own armor.
No.715608
File: 1450934234941.jpg (208.19 KB, 925x863, 925:863, Implying they'd ever work ….jpg)
>>715607
>counter-grin
Must come in handy when you end up hurting yourself.
No.715609
File: 1450934416927.png (211.81 KB, 599x526, 599:526, tumblr_nrk547nNQO1qdx71ao1….png)
No.715610
>>715609
Surprisingly, I don't have that many scars. But I guess that's a side-effect of divine intervention being thrown into the equation.
No.715611
>>715610
Lazarus Pit, not a bad way to do it.
No.715612
>>715611
Either way, we both went crazy afterwards.
No.715613
>>715612
"Went" implies either of us got better.
No.715614
File: 1450935025579.png (682.84 KB, 670x468, 335:234, And then I have to reverse….png)
>>715613
That's still up for debate if you ask me.
No.715616
>>715615
...Okay, yeah, we're still fucked up.
No.715617
File: 1450935380771.png (265.81 KB, 400x454, 200:227, tumblr_inline_nr53qykQU81t….png)
>>715616
Better to know you're fucked than to pretend you're not.
No.715618
>>715617
Yeah. 'Least I've moved past cutting off faces.
No.715620
>>715619
Don't know. Seems like everyone's cleared out but us.
No.715621
File: 1450935942902.jpg (67.76 KB, 540x674, 270:337, I literally hate everythin….jpg)
No.715622
>>715621
...We could get started on that treehouse, I guess.
No.715626
>>715625
...Almost can't believe I'm doing this.
>it's montage time, kids
>cue the cheesy music!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQ
No.715627
No.715629
File: 1450937049929.jpg (Spoiler Image, 258.6 KB, 1024x1303, 1024:1303, d49dfa844c1d623927bf76b55f….jpg)
>>715628
Outta the fuckin' way, Iron Giant!
>HAIL 2 U
>hail of boolets that is
No.715631
>>715626
>MONTAAAAAGE
We actually did it. Holy fuck-
>>715629
>stray boolet ricochet
Who the fuck.
No.715632
File: 1450937288320.jpg (356.11 KB, 850x841, 850:841, sample_1fcce3a638e47f9d38b….jpg)
>>715630
Yow!
>dodge the laser DODGE THE LASER
You tryin' to fuckin' kill me or somethin', dickless!
>rubbing her butt
Swear to fuck if there's a grease stain on these shorts that's all that's gonna be left of you, comprende!
>>715631
Eh?
>brightens
Well if it isn't prettyboy. What's the haps, prettyboy.
No.715633
File: 1450937323463.png (989.32 KB, 1458x820, 729:410, This is my staff, there ar….png)
>>715631
I just want to remind you that this was Bucky's idea and not ours.
No.715634
>>715632
Oh, it's just you. Still firing your toys like they mean something?
>lol 9mm
>no stoppan powah
>git u sum
>>715633
This was entirely Bucky's idea.
>Jay totally wanted to do it
No.715636
>>715634
Exactly. Makes you wonder why we did all the work.
No.715637
>>715634
>hwat
YOU WANNA DIE, COCKSUCKER
>>715635
FUCK OFF
No.715638
>>715636
Y'know the guy from the 40's really would be good at this kinda thing.
>>715637
>
No.715639
>>715638
Good point.
>smirks
If anything breaks, it's his problem.
No.715640
File: 1450937857475.png (379.56 KB, 588x656, 147:164, 9ffa5972304c7ef3ae1f85135b….png)
>>715638
>sniff
>oh glorious tobacco
Yeah yeah, jump up your own ass and die and all that noise.
>parks it on a couch
How's trying to weld that shotgun to your not-dick going.
No.715641
>>715639
Perfect.
Oh. This is Dickless.
Dickless, Moon Knight.
>>715640
How's trying to pretend to actually have a pair going for ya?
No.715642
>>715641
So if you're calling her Dickless, what are we calling the guy who got mauled by Flash?
No.715643
File: 1450938214229.png (260.96 KB, 573x556, 573:556, 8dec6e143d6c0306908f1b636e….png)
>>715641
Fuck outta here, mine are so big none of my tanks even fit anymore.
>buries the stoge in the couch crack
So we haven't heard from sis lately. This is the part where Dutch gets a half-chub out of worry and sends me out here.
Old bitch can take care of herself though.
No.715644
>>715642
Oh, right. She can be Slappy and he can be Dickless then.
>>715643
She's dead, Slappy.
No.715645
File: 1450938381062.png (142.5 KB, 904x814, 452:407, Who knew a killer could lo….png)
>>715644
Works for me.
>flicks a crescent dart at the wall
No.715646
File: 1450938533883.png (1.22 MB, 852x1600, 213:400, c5dec3dcb6fafe1bde644d6966….png)
>>715644
Who the fuck you think you're calling Slap-
>blink
...pffftAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's a fuckin' good one. Kinda like the one where you say knock knock and then just go bang
No.715647
>>715645
Gangway.
>hucks the kris that Talia gave him right above the crescent darts
Try not to break that, it actually means something to me.
>>715646
Bitch do I look like I'm joking.
>
No.715648
File: 1450938716583.png (806.45 KB, 554x898, 277:449, When Moon Knight says leav….png)
>>715647
I can see why. Looks like a nice knife.
No.715649
>>715647
>...
Fuck.
Fuck.
>
FUCK
No.715650
>That is a treehouse
>okay
No.715651
>>715648
Someone really important to me gave that to me.
>>715649
>
>>
Bad Slappy. Heel. Heel.
No.715652
>chilling out in the tree house
No.715653
>>715651
>!
>falls over, clutching her face
>MY EYES
AAAAAAHH...FUCK!
No.715654
>>715650
>yes
>yes it is
Nice to see you, Ragna.
>>715651
Yeah? Who's that?
>>715652
Y'know, cats climbing trees tends to end badly.
No.715655
>>715652
How the fuck... we just built it-Snowbaaaaall!
>>715650
Yo, Rumplestiltskin.
>>715653
Breathe and when you're done we'll talk about what happened.
>>715654
Talia al Ghul.
No.715656
File: 1450939330473.jpg (1.78 MB, 1949x2598, 1949:2598, Black.Hanekawa.full.100878….jpg)
>>715654
Won't you rescue me~?
>>715655
It's rather snug~
No.715657
File: 1450939391534.jpg (300.09 KB, 800x1132, 200:283, a4c2c62df687321c15438e3fa6….jpg)
>>715655
YOU FUCKING MACED ME YOU SHITEYES FUCK!
>calm down level: not in the immediate future
>angry
>ANGRY
>...
>wipes the chemical tears away
>no real ones there nope
Fuck.
No.715658
>>715656
If you get fur all over the place I swear I'll spray you with this too.
>>715657
S'not mace. Benefit of stealing from the most paranoid asshole on Earth, guy's got a fuckin' spray for everything.
>ahem
Your "sis" got in way over her head and got nixed by someone way bigger than her in the game.
S'all I know, s'all I'm gonna say.
No.715659
>>715655
Ah. That makes sense.
>>715656
If I have to. But I've got a feeling you're not a fan of being rescued.
No.715660
>>715654
Hey, Marc. So did you and jay build that?
>pointing at treehouse
>>715655
That's a new one.
No.715661
File: 1450939834135.jpg (230.06 KB, 960x726, 160:121, 85f1534568e5b4895fb6d62e0f….jpg)
>>715658
Well that does fuckall for me.
Gonna find this slimy son of a bitch, and-
>
...Heh. Startin' to sound like one of you goody two-shoes rats.
Too big t'fuckin' fail huh. Fuckin' hell.
No.715662
>>715659
She was like a mother to me.
>
A mother that I may or may not have performed a scene from Othello with.
>the Oedipus Complex is real
>>715660
It was that or Ragman.
>>715661
Call me "goody two-shoes" one more time. See where that leads you.
No.715663
>>715658
I don't shed that badly~
>shakes her head
>>715659
>swaying back and forth on a branch
Help me, help me~
>leans back
No.715664
>>715660
Wasn't really our idea, but yeah.
>>715662
Didn't need to know that last part, but I understand what you're saying.
>>715663
>sighs
Should've figured you'd do this.
>starts climbing up the tree
No.715665
File: 1450940094292.jpg (36.15 KB, 850x503, 850:503, sample_b9f360e1f99355367d7….jpg)
>>715662
Kiss my ass, goody two-shoes.
>spits
Keep the Preparation H handy next time. The swelling is really fuckin' noticeable.
>stalks out
No.715666
>>715665
>
>
>
>right as she gets up
>
>Jay NO
>>715664
Helluva woman.
>shakes his hand out
>temper, temper
>>715663
Now you don't.
No.715667
File: 1450940348214.jpg (286.5 KB, 700x642, 350:321, 34cbf8a59b3336221bdfcb386d….jpg)
>>715664
Wee!
>leans back too far
>she's now sitting upside down on the branch
>>715666
Punching strange women already~?
No.715668
>>715662
This one makes more sense.
>I kinda liked moptop
So who was the chick with the shorts?
>>715664
You know a treehouse is one of the last things I imagined you two doing together. What's it for?
No.715669
>>715666
Like I said, a little too much information.
>>715667
>
Get down before you hurt yourself.
>>715668
Jason had the idea of starting a "dead vigilante" club. The treehouse was Winter Soldier's idea.
No.715670
>>715667
Don't get me started. She and I have history, none of it good.
>>715668
A pain in the ass.
>I miss fryface
Just your typical PTSD-ridden lost cause, never gonna get any better, never gonna try.
>>715669
Not who I was talking about.
No.715671
File: 1450940868520.png (715.87 KB, 1100x1600, 11:16, 9d741d7d73de68a8394cd0271b….png)
>>715669
>flips off the branch
You have so little faith in me~
>>715670
And you'll see her walk out like that~?
>tilts her head
No.715672
>>715670
Winter Soldier? That's the guy with the prosthetic arm, right?
>motioning his right hand
>...
>Oh yeah that's right
Are you sure he wasn't just joking?
>>715669
Right. Any particular reason for the anger?
>>715671
>now on Ragna's head
...Huh.
No.715673
>Tiger brings her in by the scruff
>Plops her on the floor
Ooff.
T-thanks you so very much Hystery.
No.715674
>>715670
My mistake. Hard to pay attention when you're trying to stop someone from falling out of a tree.
>>715671
I could say the same thing about you, y'know.
>>715672
He probably was, but it's a little late now.
No.715675
>>715671
You were expecting roses and a sonnet?
I don't save people, especially when they're too far gone to save.
That's Batman's schtick. I'm me: Jason Todd. The Red Hood. Scourge of the underworld.
>>715672
Drop it, Rags.
>s a l t
No.715676
>>715674
Don't worry about it.
No.715677
File: 1450941467245.png (323.36 KB, 811x636, 811:636, af70851d97d7c89f78c90e8d30….png)
>>715672
>!
Apologies, kitten~
>doesn't bother moving
>>715673
The two kittens, how nice to see you~
>>715674
The cat had to rescue herself from the tree, how embarrassing~
>>715675
Poor girl... I wonder what kind of revenge she plans on taking~
No.715678
File: 1450941586791.jpg (93.12 KB, 687x1053, 229:351, 969a05eaaf119d79d2051dbba7….jpg)
>>715677
Greetings madam.
>Dusting herself off
I beg your pardon but I haven't the slightest idea what your name would be.
>Curtsey
No.715679
>>715676
If you say so.
>
So... we've got a treehouse now. What should we do with it first?
>>715677
>rolls his eyes
Wouldn't be nearly as embarrassing as you actually getting stuck up there.
No.715680
>>715674
Well, at least he's gonna have a surprise. Maybe he'll even enjoy it.
>>715675
>I know that feel
Right...
>change the subject change the subject
So dead vigilantes club, huh?
>>715677
It's okay, I'm used to it by now.
No.715681
>>715677
You mean how long 'til she finds Boss and gets turned to hamburger meat?
She's got an ice cube's chance in hell against that guy.
>>715679
Furnish it?
I shoulda got futons...
No.715682
>>715680
I thought it'd be fun, connect with those of us who answered the call and bit the dust for it.
Coming back ain't easy.
No.715683
File: 1450941926820.png (964.11 KB, 849x1200, 283:400, you've met with a terrible….png)
>>715678
Hanekawa would be the closest thing I'll accept as a name.
Has the tiger been treating you well?
>>715679
You've been letting that sister of mine crawl all over you~?
>>715681
If anything, he'll end up recruiting her~
No.715684
>>715680
The guy's 90 years old. What enjoyment would he get out of a treehouse?
>>715681
>shrugs
I can always buy furniture for it later. We've barely even gotten the club started.
>>715683
What gives you that idea? It's not like I enjoy bailing her out of trouble on a daily basis.
No.715685
>>715683
Madame Hanekawa
>Another Curtsey
Very much so. Hystery has been keeping a vigilant eye on my doings and where abouts. B-but most of all its quite wonderful having someone to talk to, it was getting a bit quiet and empty being by myself.
No.715686
>>715683
She's like the dog that keeps shitting and pissing on the carpet no matter how you try and teach her.
Eventually he'll put'er down like he did fryface.
Now let's drop it.
>>715684
We could take it for a spin, spend a night up there. See if it's comfy.
No.715687
No.715688
>Sniffs the air.
>Smells like blood.
>No control yourself.
>Holds my head trying to resist the temptation.
No.715689
>>715682
That's actually pretty nice. Who do you got so far?
>>715684
He's... in contact with his inner child?
No.715690
>>715680
You've been letting my sister crawl all over you~?
>>715684
that was actually for Rags I'm just retarded
pretend I said nothing
>>715679
Do I really look like the type to get stuck in a tree?
>>715685
I never knew he was such a conversationalist~
>glances at the tiger
>
Nyahaha~
>>715686
A sore spot, hm~
>throws a fish over
>>715688
Another of the undead~
No.715691
>>715688
This is going to be a problem, won't it.
>oh boy
No.715692
File: 1450942747621.jpg (176.32 KB, 736x949, 736:949, a5aa37d12acf138d5b9987d217….jpg)
>>715690
Well he tells me about things, he's like my teacher. Guides me and explains to me what to do in circumstances. I've grown fond of him in such a short period of time.
>Pulls out something from her basket
A-apple?
No.715693
>>715686
Sounds alright to me. It's far from the worst place I've slept.
>>715689
That's the best explanation I can think of. Either that or he was fucking with us.
>>715690
Kek.
It's cool, man.
That depends. Should I be honest or say what you want to hear?
No.715694
>>715691
>Punches a wall as I over come the temptation.
>Breathing heavily and hides my broken hand behind my back.
I.... I am fine.
>>715690
I am...... not a zombie.
No.715695
>>715689
Me, Marc, Bucky, and Donna Troy.
>>715690
>what
What?
>looking the fish over
I'm not a cat.
>>715693
Same. I can sleep just about everywhere.
No.715696
File: 1450942883946.jpg (213.45 KB, 500x555, 100:111, 636e36be6c41dbe64ed820897c….jpg)
>>715694
Let me see your hand, Sakuya.
No.715697
File: 1450943008432.gif (953.49 KB, 500x291, 500:291, tumblr_mg6ur5mYcv1qig0hho1….gif)
>>715692
>leaps off Ragna's head
>picks up the apple and munches on it
So you would prefer having him around~?
>>715693
Go for it~
>looks at him wit curiousity
>>715694
I never said you were~
>>715695
Would you prefer a rat?
No.715698
>>715696
...Yes.
>Shows you my bleeding broken hand.
>It's strange that it's not healing itself.
It doesn't really hurt.
No.715699
File: 1450943151641.jpg (80.29 KB, 500x707, 500:707, tumblr_no0uklzHMi1qjzwqeo1….jpg)
No.715700
>>715690
...Define crawl.
>>715693
Well, whatever the reason at least you can say that it will be funny seeing how he reacts. Or maybe surprising.
>>715695
I know the first tree names. Who's the last one?
No.715701
File: 1450943199954.jpg (345.78 KB, 764x748, 191:187, 779ccc00b4b40fa4e5365a1b28….jpg)
>>715698
>takes the hand in his
>「G O L D E X P E R I E N C E」
>Stand healing power activated
>git those bones realigned and cured
You are a vampire, like my birth father.
I will have to secure medical blood now.
>lucky for Gio, he leads the fucking mafia
>strongarming a hospital is ez
No.715702
>>715697
>Smiling
As opposed to what madame?
>Looking down
I picked it myself.
No.715703
>>715697
If you could catch a bird I'd take it, I'm a dead Robin after all.
>cheeky grin
>>715700
Wonder Girl. Diana's sidekick. Died like a champ. We went across the multiverse together once. Saw what the afterlife looked like.
>
No.715704
>>715695
Worst place I've probably slept is in an old backroom at a clinic. Turns out the guy running the place was keeping a dead body underneath the floorboards. Had to kick his ass.
>>715697
You look like the type of person who'd get stuck in a tree on purpose if you knew it'd make me upset.
>>715700
Honestly, Jason probably would've built the thing by himself if I hadn't offered to help out.
No.715705
>why do I feel like it's been a while
No.715706
>>715699
>this guy
Signore Kujo.
>he fucking ditched me with two timestopping vampires holy fuck what an asshole
>at least I had GER
No.715707
File: 1450943528685.gif (878.21 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n9hkenwcAT1tyzl2ro9….gif)
>>715700
You work fast~
>>715702
If you would prefer to have him continue being your guardian I have no issue I suppose.
>thinking face
>>715703
Poetic, I like it~! I wonder if robins nest around here~
>>715704
>gasp
I'm not that mischievous!
No.715708
File: 1450943540262.jpg (302.13 KB, 658x709, 658:709, ca110d4c28e5ecd6b06af76436….jpg)
>>715697
Ah, then the comment about calling me undead wasn't implying to me a zombie.
>>715701
Ah, thank you but I could never ask you to do that to me. I'll be fine.
>Smiles
No.715709
File: 1450943643795.jpg (69.35 KB, 500x493, 500:493, tumblr_nsekyhN4PN1qjzwqeo1….jpg)
>>715706
>it's probably because I still want to punch you in the face
Yeah.
No.715710
File: 1450943700272.png (285.31 KB, 629x800, 629:800, 5e437394a2a32b17c45e99dcb3….png)
>>715707
That would be wonderful, I am forever indebted to you madame.
>Looks up
May I ask what you are pondering?
No.715711
>>715708
You think I would leave you to suffer?
My cruelty is to my enemies. Not to my friends.
>>715709
>literally the worst Jojo
>flicks the key he left at him
So much for two on two, eh?
No.715712
>>715704
Sounds like Crime Alley. Where I used to sleep as a kid.
>>715707
In a swamp? Crows maybe.
No.715713
File: 1450943839378.jpg (232.87 KB, 850x1406, 425:703, sample-410fe6e6119793cd1a3….jpg)
>>715711
>that's probably why your face is so punchable
I tried almost dying in order to fight him before.
That time I didn't have my daughter there.
>go ahead call him out for being a caring-ish dad
No.715714
>>715707
Right. And I don't murder people.
>laughs
>>715712
At least you've got better places to sleep these days.
No.715715
File: 1450944019699.jpg (378.29 KB, 700x1006, 350:503, 99a719eb375b302337443212ac….jpg)
>>715711
Friend? If I am not mistaken from what you said before, when we first met I saw fit to attach you. So, why would you consider me as a friend?
>Maybe he's kind.
No.715716
File: 1450944075604.png (689.32 KB, 700x851, 700:851, 0e55d4842b3e3c1bd2f2fa6d3c….png)
>>715713
>Discernment of the Poor nigga
>GioGio ain't a dope
>also Koichi's a snitch
You are not so caring as you claim to be signore Kujo. You saw an opportunity and took it.
Not so different from what the Speedwagon Foundation told me about Dio.
>get
>called
>out
>motherfucker
>>715715
Because I have a dream, Sakuya. And in that dream, the enemy of yesterday is the friend of today.
No.715717
File: 1450944158525.gif (818.82 KB, 245x138, 245:138, tumblr_n2vd1uN6qD1qc5rbmo5….gif)
>>715708
I know a vampire when I see one, kitten~
>>715710
>looking at the tiger
Separating myself like this is something I haven't done in awhile.
>facing the girl
I can't guarantee his existence by your side forever.
>>715712
Tis the season for gifts after all~
>>715714
>looking smugly between him and a tree
No.715718
>>715703
Oh.
>I have no idea who that is
It's nice that you guys have each other then.
>>715704
Well, at least someone had fun.
>>715707
>So that's what crawl was.
>uuuuH
Well, I wouldn't say I'm slow but... y'know, we just sorta...
>How do I go on about this aaaaa
By the way! I got her a brush for christmas, you think she will like it?
No.715719
File: 1450944206854.jpg (300.97 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-bc4d745f38b71439405….jpg)
>>715716
>all I can taste are salty bitch tears
>...
>...
Good grief...
So maybe I did.
>tips his hat
So next time follow the person that's retreating.
No.715720
>>715714
Yeah. Got an apartment for Squigs and I.
>>715717
Squigs could use the feathers for whatever voodoo she does.
>>715718
Everybody needs a friend.
No.715721
>>715717
Separating yourself? Goodness if it is too much trouble I implore you to cease such nuisance. I can always go back myself, I can not condone you to trouble yourself for me. Please, I promise I'll be well.
No.715722
>>715717
So you came in contact with other vampires?
>>715716
>…
>…
Thank you.
No.715723
>>715717
...We're really doing this, aren't we.
>>715718
I never said I didn't have fun, Ragna.
>>715720
Nice to know things are working out between you two.
No.715724
File: 1450944407704.jpg (159.99 KB, 900x1366, 450:683, damian and some punk bitch….jpg)
>decorating the treehouse
No.715725
>>715719
>you might wanna see a doctor
>you have a case of ageusia
And what good would that have done? He would have followed.
>I was lucky that Dio was so focused on him. He knew what the Arrow was, and would have stopped me.
Next time honor your word. It weighs as much as your life.
>>715722
You can thank me by not breaking your hand anymore.
No.715726
File: 1450944480721.gif (805.84 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n3ztikXJeN1qdspe6o1….gif)
>>715718
A brush~?
>holds her hand out
>she wants to take a look at it
>>715720
Birds for the undead lovers~
>nods
>>715721
A small girl living an a camp in the swamp all by herself?
>>715722
One or two~
>>715723
It could be fun~
No.715727
File: 1450944608245.png (1.17 MB, 756x1100, 189:275, d777557d21e465233b6d1b9bf7….png)
No.715728
>>715726
I-it's fine. I assure you I can fend for myself. The little things I've been taught will be held dear to me, and I will practice such skills on the daily.
No.715729
File: 1450944689874.png (1.01 MB, 1378x667, 1378:667, NOPE, NOTHING UNUSUAL HERE.png)
>>715724
...When did you get up there?
>>715726
Yeah, but fun for who?
No.715730
File: 1450944801176.jpg (172.02 KB, 850x1170, 85:117, sample-4eae70194258fecbab5….jpg)
>>715725
>He's kind to kind.
I simply can not promise that. If I am to protect you I have to put my life on the line.
>>715726
Was one of them a blond female with wings that had crystals on them?
No.715731
File: 1450944844920.jpg (398.96 KB, 538x776, 269:388, 6471d978ac83ee32060c46bd95….jpg)
>>715727
There is only one thing worse than a villain, signore Kujo. And that is a liar.
>briefly touches his own shoulder
>Bruno.
I will forgive you, if only because your escape gave me the time I needed for my trump card.
>>715730
Then you must promise to be around so I can at least fix your hands.
If you break them both, how will you protect me?
No.715733
>>715728
And what does the tiger think?
>looks over
>low rumble
He doesn't seem pleased.
>>715729
Who else~?
>>715730
I do recall chancing upon her awhile ago~
No.715734
File: 1450944945034.jpg (128.55 KB, 500x639, 500:639, tumblr_inline_nr1p5v5cTM1t….jpg)
>>715726
>lovers
Man I'm still getting used to that word.
>>715723
So'm I.
>>715732
Oh yeah, you bit it too. Guess you're in.
No.715735
>>715731
>
...
>hand: brushed off
You stabbed your Stand with the Arrow.
No.715736
>>715734
This is the dead vigilantes club, not the "acts coy and belligerent with the stripper-cat" club.
Therefore I am the only one allowed in here now.
>pops a Sprite
No.715737
>>715720
That's true.
>>715723
Wasn't implying you didn't.
>Mostly
>>715726
Oh. Here.
>reaches inside his jacket
What do you think?
No.715738
>>715733
I understand he will displeased by this, but for you to split yourself for me is something troublesome I can not ask you to do for me. If there is one thing I would ask is I get to have him for one last day before he returns to you..
>Eyes change to the color of ruby red sadness
No.715739
File: 1450945302549.jpg (154.31 KB, 676x922, 338:461, Moonman, Moonman, can't yo….jpg)
>>715732
...Yeah, that sounds about right for you.
>>715733
>glances at the tree
Why'd I even bother to ask?
>>715734
So, what do we do about the kid?
>>715737
Just checking. There are people who think it's impossible for me to enjoy myself.
No.715740
File: 1450945303960.jpg (330.43 KB, 1749x1899, 583:633, 633f06fbd5665ed2f3c3774ae0….jpg)
>>715733
>I hope that Flandre still alive.
Oh.... can you please inform me if you do see her?
>>715731
I promise to always be around so you can heal me, but I really wish it doesn't come down to that.
No.715741
>>715736
>Anti-Robin Spray
>tsssssss
Bad demon spawn.
>>715737
Right? S'a rule of life.
No.715742
>>715735
>dafuq
>don't touch me with your liar hands
I did. Signore Polnareff told my group about it.
>>715740
Then you will have to get better, so it does not.
No.715743
File: 1450945441820.jpg (109.23 KB, 500x609, 500:609, damian portrait of the art….jpg)
>>715739
I'm fine, thanks for asking.
>>715741
>Anti-Anti-Robin Spray Mask
Says the one who willfully stuck it in a demon.
I hypothesize multiple times.
No.715744
File: 1450945499912.jpg (567.38 KB, 682x1017, 682:1017, f747a27474832dfc8c3ce029be….jpg)
>>715742
>Polnareff
>now there was a good guy
>too many jackasses these days
Who's the girl.
No.715745
File: 1450945542110.png (186.57 KB, 446x420, 223:210, return of the skunk stripe.png)
>>715743
>when in doubt, ciggie smoke
How's it feel knowing your mom always loved me more than you?
No.715746
>>715734
You don't like it~?
>>715736
Well that was unnecessary.
>leaps up onto a side branch
>>715737
>holds it with both hands
>glows a light purple
And now we have a joint present~
>>715738
How romantically tragic. It's not as if you can't see him again, but do as you will~
>the tigers moves to Hood's side
>>715739
>looking down from the branch
You enjoy it, it's fine~
>>715740
Trying to find your master again~?
>[nyahahas internally]
I'll do what I can.
No.715747
>>715745
Like I dodged a bullet.
>>715746
I'm not hearing a rebuttal.
>starts laying mousetraps on the nearby branches
No.715748
>>715743
There's a reason I didn't ask.
>>715746
Well, you're not wrong.
>grappling hooks: go
>wheeee
No.715749
File: 1450945772086.jpg (106.77 KB, 757x588, 757:588, tumblr_nqxcdqGhyg1tp6u3to1….jpg)
>>715746
It's different.
Not bad.
>>715747
You poor deluded soul. I have no pity for you.
No.715750
>>715746
Thank you for all that you have done for me madame Hanekawa.
>Holding on to tiger.
>Leaps out the window into the darkness.
>In the distant she howls at the moon
No.715751
>>715744
>too bad he died too
>so many friends gone
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'aaaaaaaaaaa'''
My protector. That is all you need to know.
No.715752
>>715746
Not my master because she's long dead. I am simply worried about her sister.
>>715742
You could help me train. Your stand is quite peculiar.
No.715753
>>715748
Not having the balls to isn't a viable excuse in this case.
>>715749
You really are an irreparable moron, aren't you.
What did you gain from any of that with my mother that lasted, Todd.
>holding the kris
She doesn't care about people. Not me, not you.
No.715754
>>715741
Yeah...
>tfw always fighting alone
Is that your brother on the treehouse?
>>715739
I know. I'm sorta like that too.
>...
People thinking "I can't have fun". Not the one that think you can't have fun.
>>715746
>
Cheater.
No.715755
>>715747
I didn't come here for an argument~
>flicks the closer mousetraps away
>>715748
I always took you for the type to climb~
>>715749
The Lovebird... Now there's a name to consider~
>>715750
Be off with you, tiger.
>leap
>>715752
Probably as lonely as usual, I'd wager~ Isn't there a shrine maiden you could enlist for help~?
No.715756
>>715751
>;_;
Guess so.
>Dio's servant now working for this guy
>that's not suspicious at all
You didn't kill him, did you.
No.715757
>>715753
And that's where your projection begins.
You're still salty because she killed you. We still have tea and talk about the times we basically killed you.
Still got that scar on your back from where my bullet popped your heart, brat?
>cheeky grin
>>715754
>brother
>kinda maybe potentially actually his son
>but neither of them will ever admit it
You mean the Batbrat? Nah. Just a piece of shit who forgets himself.
>>715755
I drew the line at Jaybird.
No.715758
File: 1450946230109.png (351.25 KB, 500x712, 125:178, tumblr_nz7t8s7Hgd1qjzwqeo1….png)
>>715752
>[MUDAs internally]
I could do that. Gold Experience has many applications.
>>715756
I delivered unto my "father" a neverending end.
>infinite
>death
>loop
I am not to be trifled with, signore Kujo.
No.715759
>>715755
There are easier places to peddle whatever it is you're trying to sell, then.
Try listening to "Roxanne" for clues.
>>715757
Maybe I should have lead with "how does it feel to be a replacement for my father"
If you're too dumb to even see that, I don't know what else I can do outside of trepanation.
No.715760
File: 1450946315467.png (619.32 KB, 613x875, 613:875, Hello, do you have time to….png)
>>715753
Says the one who hasn't hit puberty yet. Bruce needs to cut your allowance down or something, 'cause you fit the "rich white kid" stereotype to the fucking letter.
>>715754
Don't worry, I knew what you meant.
>>715755
If I took the time to climb up, you'd just jump off and complain about how you had to save yourself again. Now c'mere.
No.715761
No.715762
File: 1450946359399.png (367.27 KB, 500x727, 500:727, tumblr_nz5pacp06D1rg2ru1o1….png)
>>715758
>wew
That's that, I guess.
>clipboard out
>tfw forgot notes on the algae
No.715763
File: 1450946456021.jpg (104.79 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, sample-5b2cf3557e2a9f8f40d….jpg)
>>715755
This is my problem not hers. Besides, she's probably to busy sleeping or solving a different incident.
>>715758
Really?
>My eyes lights up with excitement.
No.715764
>>715759
I'd have said "I don't mind." Your mom's fuckin' smokin', brat. Not like you'd ever appreciate it without being more of a freak of nature.
Consider the following: she and the Bat had a falling out a while back, meanwhile we're still pretty tight.
Guess you can call me "daddy" and I can start cutting your snack allowance.
No.715765
File: 1450946571555.jpg (519.83 KB, 700x1192, 175:298, d2528ca761bbbdc2b606889d7e….jpg)
>>715762
>there's
>nothing on it
>is he that desperate for an escape?
That's never simply "that."
>>715763
In my years of using my Stand, I continue to find new ways to utilize its powers.
No.715766
>>715754
Don't worry, I have something else for her, I simply enhanced your present~
>>715757
Aw, but it has such a nice ring~
>>715759
Does my appearance bother you that much~
>>715760
>not moving
Hm~?
>>715763
In that case, best of luck on your search, though I doubt searching here will prove fruitful.
No.715767
>>715760
My mother's Arabic, you tool.
Don't you have traffic to go play in or something, and then say something about how you wouldn't feel it if you got hit.
>>715764
Because unlike you, father doesn't think with his dick.
How many is it back up to? Five?
I'd be angrier if she didn't already deserve an unfaithful idiot.
No.715768
>>715757
>Ragna remembers that story
>He just doesn't want to bring it up
I take it he's not part of the club then.
>>715760
Right, right.
>Looking at him and Hanekawa
>Havin' a giggle
>>715766
Oh, in that case thanks. What did you do to it?
No.715769
File: 1450946881032.jpg (571.5 KB, 631x934, 631:934, tumblr_ns0g7pgl7x1qkrdteo1….jpg)
>>715765
>Star Plat speed-scribbling the notes back in place
>even DIO can't get in the way of marine biology
Could've fooled me.
Infinite death loop, right.
Sounds like there's nothing to worry about.
I'd say you're just trying to prolong all the personal shit for no reason.
No.715770
>>715766
>SNIKT
I'll cut the branch.
>>715767
We're in a fucking swamp. Do you see any traffic?
>sighs
When do we get to the part where you stop throwing insults around and start whining about how your dad never hugs you?
>>715768
Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up.
No.715771
>>715766
Don't make me get the anti-cat ghost spray.
>>715767
One. You know how paranoid Bruce is. Second Talia took a mile and made you he broke all ties and promises.
>shrug
It's not like him and Selina.
No.715772
>>715769
It sounds as if you have forgotten who Dio Brando is.
>I survived three universe resets thanks to GER you shit
>fuck your autism
No.715773
File: 1450947152661.gif (916.44 KB, 500x203, 500:203, tumblr_n61h5mUGGk1spkzlyo1….gif)
>>715768
It'll be as much as surprise for my sister as it will be for you~
>>715770
>!
Aggressive. Very well~
>tightrope walks over
>>715771
I would call your bluff but I find myself with a feeling at you actually have a spray like that.
No.715774
>>715766
Depressingly, it's not you that's the problem.
>>715770
My father went to an alien planet in order to bring me back to life. And it gave me superpowers.
What did your father do.
>>715771
Did you just forget how to speak for a second.
>not like him and Selina
Whatever.
No.715775
File: 1450947266692.png (448.45 KB, 500x639, 500:639, tumblr_inline_nqzeudTV161t….png)
>>715768
Nope. See, he's a sidekick. Not a full blown vigilante.
>>715773
>wink
>>715774
So why the hell're you even bugging me, brat. Grayson hiding from the wrath of the super toddler and Drake's crying into the Batcomputer?
No.715776
>>715766
I heard that she has appeared here.
>>715765
>There are so many Stands that it's so hard to remember what does what.
>Cue the it just works stand.
I know you're able to nullify anything you want with your stand, but is there anything else that your stand is capable of doing?
No.715777
>>715773
>retracts the claws
>grabs her and heads back down the tree
What, you expected me to play nice?
>>715774
Are you seriously playing the "my dad's better than your dad" card? For as smart as you claim to be, I would've expected you to come up with a better argument.
No.715778
File: 1450947567133.jpg (285.59 KB, 578x800, 289:400, cc1e0994568aeac6287b8b33ab….jpg)
>>715776
That is the power of my trump card, even above my Stand.
Gold Experience can alter life itself.
No.715779
File: 1450947631256.gif (862.8 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n3ztikXJeN1qdspe6o2….gif)
>>715774
>looks at the baby bird curiously
Odd. Normally people would blame the supernatural oddity in front of them~
>>715775
>frown
It can't be possible...
>>715776
If she was I would hardly think that any of us would last much longer~
>>715777
Well that's one way of doing it. Now put me down.
>wriggling
No.715780
File: 1450947858696.jpg (356.2 KB, 744x1053, 248:351, 86f053b1d80c25b35c13c7a966….jpg)
>>715772
>I'll take nothing that has to do with nothing for 400
You never knew who he was in the first place.
>and notes done
>walks out
No.715781
>>715770
Sorry, sorry. It's just... Man, and here I thought I got the complicated sister.
>>715773
That's not very reassuring...
>She wouldn't hurt her own sister for no good reason
>shrugs
Oh well. I'll see it when I see it.
>>715775
Huh. So "no-sidekicks"?
No.715782
>>715775
I go where I wanna go.
>>715777
I call it like I see it.
>>715779
Possession has nothing to do with the idiocy in this general area.
No.715783
File: 1450948050340.jpg (49.34 KB, 600x427, 600:427, Giorno.Giovanna.600.172016….jpg)
>>715780
>...
>...
>...
I will have to speak to the Speedwagon Foundation about that man.
>what a headache
>I don't even want to befriend him, he's just a pain
No.715784
>>715778
Oh!
>Interest caught.
Are you able to use other stands abilities or is that not within your capabilities?
>>715779
That's true. Thank you miss.
>Flandre I hope you're ok.
>I wonder what kind of tea I'll make today.
No.715785
>>715779
Wanna find out?
>>715782
So you admit out of the other two chucklefucks you come see me.
Misplaced as your desire for attention is, I'm giving it to you.
This is the part where you say something to set me off and I try to kill you. Again.
No.715786
File: 1450948167126.jpg (289.38 KB, 900x1165, 180:233, This looks like a job for ….jpg)
>>715779
>smirks
What if I don't want to?
>>715781
I got the complicated one. You got the trouble magnet.
>>715782
Your vision must not be that great, then.
No.715787
>>715784
As far as I have tried, using the Arrow prevents me from using Gold Experience's normal skillset.
Do me a favor, Sakuya. Call the SPW and let them know Don Giovanna wishes to call a meeting.
No.715788
>>715781
You, unfortunately, got the more popular sister~
>>715782
>snorts
They simply all rub off on each other~
>>715785
Test in on some other spirit.
>>715786
i sincerely hope he's carrying the cat like this
You would shame me like this?
No.715789
>>715785
What do you think I've been trying to do for the past 20 minutes.
>>715786
This from the guy with the bag on his head.
>>715788
It's contagious. Fantastic.
No.715790
>>715781
Sidekicks are a pain in the ass, dude. I can't stand kids.
>>715788
That all depends on you, Snowball.
>>715789
Your banter needs work then, either that or I got better at not giving a shit about you.
>sssssip
Take a hike, brat. You have no power here.
No.715791
File: 1450948665534.jpg (226.06 KB, 850x751, 850:751, sample-904e1c0261aa1a9ff8d….jpg)
>>715787
Yes sir.
>Takes out a flip phone and made a quick call.
>My voice was rather dull when I spoke on the phone.
>…
>…
>Closes the flip phone.
They sounded rather displeased but they accepted your request.
No.715792
>>715790
Nevermind, you two deserve each other.
>whoosh
No.715793
>>715786
Well, I'm a trouble magnet myself. Maybe it was just meant to be.
>>715790
Don't really got a problem with them. Although I rarely meet a kid I get along with.
>>715788
Too popular for her own good if you ask me...
>heh
Still kind of surprised we are dating.
No.715794
File: 1450948837933.jpg (116.91 KB, 800x945, 160:189, ef4421d0005259be26bf924404….jpg)
>>715791
Complaints about signore Kujo are common enough, they actually have a number code for it.
He has that "autism" mental condition.
No.715795
>>715788
I was picturing something like that in my head, actually.
Maybe. You've made me look like an idiot plenty of times.
>>715789
See, I know you're running out of things to say when you bring up the whole "your mask is a bag" thing.
>I'm still blaming Beast for starting that.
>>715793
I wouldn't be surprised if it was.
No.715796
>>715792
More than you know, brat.
More than you know...
>>715793
Ness is alright, if a little overbearing.
Damian's just a steaming bag of dogshit trying to one-up my record as "the bad Robin".
>>715795
So now you know why I never, ever, ever go back to Gotham. The kid's insufferable.
No.715797
File: 1450949064231.jpg (100.07 KB, 452x750, 226:375, tumblr_nr0msdMTAN1tj6qzbo1….jpg)
>Walking in a bit more cheerful then usual
>Red bows in her hair instead of the black ones
>It's Christmas Eve
No.715798
Christ...maaaaaaasssss...
No.715799
File: 1450949249691.jpg (232.63 KB, 500x708, 125:177, e9b6b62b647380e39856ca2310….jpg)
>>715798
>Oh for fucks sake..
No.715800
File: 1450949303433.jpg (84.49 KB, 850x626, 425:313, sample-fee9953e52910d2b7a1….jpg)
>>715794
Why would you ever want to have a meeting if they have that autistic mentality condition? Wouldn't it be more officiant to just send me to the meeting?
>Right tomorrow is Christmas.
>I wonder should I get something for him to show my gratitude.
No.715801
File: 1450949327487.jpg (213.7 KB, 700x538, 350:269, 2e89d97295c664c1020e7cf90d….jpg)
>>715799
>even Berserker's trying to celebrate
Christ...maaaaaas!
>shakily trying to put a Santa hat over his helmet
>crushes it in the process
RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAGH!!!
No.715802
File: 1450949408216.jpg (252.3 KB, 882x800, 441:400, a7adbb11c2beb2614009a5f1fc….jpg)
>>715801
>.......
>Places a extra large Santa hat on your helmet.
There!
No.715803
File: 1450949435815.jpg (119.74 KB, 437x600, 437:600, Giorno.Giovanna.600.694840.jpg)
>>715800
Would you do that for me? The less of that man's presence I have to deal with, the better.
No.715804
File: 1450949451141.jpg (143.21 KB, 850x1322, 425:661, sample-c57724b6800a904f148….jpg)
>>715801
Okay okay relax, here I'll sow it back up.. just don't start a riot.
>JEEZ.
>Cautiously takes that Santa hat
No.715805
>>715796
You can say that again. And I thought I was patient with kids.
No.715806
File: 1450949517155.jpg (1.28 MB, 1258x1719, 1258:1719, 028436de81cd5cc5e6271846a3….jpg)
>>715789
You'll grow up to be just like them~
>>715790
I think I'll stay over here in that case.
>>715793
Why's that~?
>>715795
I don't like that tone.
No.715807
>>715802
>new hat
>muffled pleased laughter
>it sounds more pained and distorted
>such is the curse of Berserkers
>>715804
Chriiiiistmaaaaaaaassss....
>puts a yo-yo in her hand
No.715809
>>715805
I learned it's just easier to passive-aggressively come after him with banter and deprive him of the chance to retaliate if I hit him.
>>715806
Aw, don't be that way.
No.715810
File: 1450949823593.jpg (633.72 KB, 722x1000, 361:500, 3800dc39a97a75663d8ac03155….jpg)
>>715803
It would be my pleasure. Though, if he gets all touchy am I allowed to break a few fingers?
>>715807
Are you ok?
No.715811
>>715806
You don't like a lot of the things I do.
>grinning
Still, I guess I should be nicer to you since it's so close to Christmas.
>lets her go
>>715809
I'll be honest with you, there were a few moments where I wasn't sure if we were talking to a Robin or a playground bully.
No.715812
File: 1450949897723.jpg (192.14 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-9be9850cb27e3e2c9d5….jpg)
>>715807
A.. present? Thanks. Here.
>Places gift card to Starbucks in his hand..
>Looks at him.
>He won't be able to drink it and he'll reek chaos over his spilled coffee
Uh.. maybe not that that one.
>Takes it back, can him a gift card for Dick's sporting goods
No.715813
>>715796
I noticed. How can someone so small be so full of spite?
>>715795
Who knows? Certainly is one of the few goods that "fate" has given to me.
>>715806
Probably because not many people would fall for the guy who keeps yelling at them.
No.715814
No.715815
>>715808
>Mad Enhancement rank too high to understand her
RRRRR...
>>715812
>I do not know what this is
ARRRRRRTORRR....
>it almost sounds like "Arturia"
No.715816
>>715809
Being sprayed wasn't on my plan today, sorry~
>>715811
>!
>lands on all fours
As opposed to every other day of the year~
>>715813
I wholeheartedly agree and yet she still sticks to you~
No.715818
>>715813
We all luck out sometimes, I guess.
>>715816
Oh come on. I'm not that mean.
No.715819
>>715811
He's just me when I was Robin but exponentially more spiteful and with daddy and mommy issues.
>>715813
He was cloned to be better than everyone. Except he wasn't really better than anyone. Cass and I are better fighters, Dick's got a more understanding heart and mind, and... well he's better then Drake in every way.
>>715816
I'm not even holding it.
No.715820
>>715808
You may.
Be careful, he can move for a second or two in stopped time.
No.715821
>>715818
A tragic case of constant abuse and negligence~
>>715819
When it comes to you, anything can happen.
No.715822
>>715820
>More people that can move when time is frozen.
Very well, I shall proceed with caution if he tries anything with me.
No.715825
>>715822
I'm going to go lie down, the encounter with that oaf has left me drained.
No.715826
>>715824
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.715827
>>715819
So pretty much a recipe for disaster.
>>715821
Jeez. I could treat you like royalty and you'll still say you're being neglected.
No.715828
>>715826
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KEEP IT DOWN CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO KILL MYSELF
No.715829
>>715821
Maybe. But unpredictable is fun.
>>715827
It's a real encounter of the turd kind.
No.715831
>>715828
BUT PA, WHAT ABOUT ME
No.715832
>>715816
Heh, maybe I should ask her next time.
>>715818
I guess so. Didn't expect it would be like that.
>>715819
>I don't know any of these people.
Inferiority complex then?
No.715835
>>715815
>Rin's reply is in the next thread
No.715837
File: 1450951194409.gif (954.79 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n38bsghpJ01sqr7kvo1….gif)
>>715827
You won't know 'til you try~!
>>715829
I suppose I can't disagree with you.
>>715832
Sucker for a hero, that one.
No.715841
File: 1450951457305.jpg (178.67 KB, 850x649, 850:649, sample-8635e525126756e4881….jpg)
>>715825
I shall be heading back soon. Soon the moon will set and the sun will take control of the sky.