No.716419
>And nobody came to the party...
No.716420
>still sitting under the tree, blank smile
Oh...
No.716421
>strangling someone in a ski mask with Christmas lights
>Moonman no
No.716422
>>716421
>drops an ancient Wayne family fruitcake from a rooftop onto said dude's crotch
>Jay no
>not a fruitcake!
No.716423
>tying sleigh bells to her wrists and ankles
No.716424
>>716423
>someone came
>someone came
>there's no difference in Enkidu's smile
>but inside is a well of HOPE
Hello!
No.716425
>>716422
Nothing says Christmas like homicide, huh?
No.716426
>>716424
>jingles her bells
>yosh
Party time?
No.716427
>>716425
Mall Santa gone wrong. I live for the stupid shit that happens on holidays.
No.716428
>>716426
Yes!
>how do I party
>uh
I don't know what to do. Gil will know!
No.716429
>>716427
My favorite part is when they bring up the fact that it's Christmas while brgging for mercy. As if that'll get us to stop.
No.716430
File: 1451064580759.png (171.28 KB, 1012x1400, 253:350, f6b106db54b833a83be732f3f3….png)
>>716428
>sitting under the tree
Do we wait for people?
No.716431
>>716429
I got a crowbar for Christmas, how could I pass up showing off my gift?
No.716432
File: 1451064720333.png (556.54 KB, 810x527, 810:527, dd1738dc188047e6625fde783d….png)
>>716430
>he's been sitting under there so long that moss grew on his legs
I do not think more will come... the party actually ended last night but nobody came.
>don't cry Enk
No.716433
>>716431
I probably shouldn't ask, but... who gave you a crowbar?
No.716434
File: 1451064855735.jpg (716.13 KB, 1600x1134, 800:567, 43684c57262e25748797dc891c….jpg)
>>716432
We can have our own party with blackjack and hookers.
>who let the kid watch futurama
>picking the moss off with her knives
No.716435
>>716433
The demon spawn, who else?
Least I got over the whole crowbar thing a long time ago.
No.716436
>>716434
What's blackjack and hookers?
>Jack no don't tell him
>small hunks of clay being flecked off too
>and are reabsorbed
No.716437
>>716436
We don't know. It makes parties... better?
>watching mud get reabsorbed
>?
>!
>trying to stab at the moving pieces on the ground
No.716438
File: 1451065145947.png (224.23 KB, 477x620, 477:620, d1be885b9e8f19ebcc99aa14e3….png)
>>716437
>shink
>clay stabbed
>but it's clay
>so it just splits itself and joins the rest
Then we'll have blackjack and hookers!
No.716439
>>716438
Where do we get blackjack and hookers?
No.716440
>>716435
That's good to hear. Thankfully the way I died wasn't all that memorable.
>What about the part where everyone left you behind and you had to crawl through the desert for hours?
...Except for the part where everyone left me behind and I had to crawl through the desert for hours.
No.716441
File: 1451065284861.jpg (149.05 KB, 850x756, 425:378, sample-e1501a116daf4af9baa….jpg)
>>716439
Someone here will know, they know everything.
But who do we ask?
No.716442
>>716440
>opportunity: taken
What's your opinion of sand?
No.716443
File: 1451065440952.png (592.95 KB, 530x886, 265:443, 653208d868fdcba886cacba90c….png)
>>716441
>looking at Jay and Moon Knight
>points at them
No.716444
File: 1451065468090.png (992.88 KB, 1094x613, 1094:613, ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE.png)
>>716442
I hate it. But what does that have to do with anything?
No.716445
File: 1451065518349.jpg (588.1 KB, 1010x1435, 202:287, Enkidu.(Fate.strange.fake)….jpg)
>>716443
That works.
>>716444
Mr. Marc, what's hookers and blackjack?
No.716446
>>716444
But what about sand do you hate?
No.716447
File: 1451065694482.jpg (111.97 KB, 400x631, 400:631, ada7346daa42dafd5d2d21ee2b….jpg)
>>716445
>kind of hiding behind Enk
No.716448
>>716445
>UH
>UH
Well, blackjack is a card game. And... a hooker is just another name for a prostitute.
>How the fuck do I get into these situations?
>>716446
Pretty much everything you could think of.
No.716449
>>716447
>the brainless social butterfly and the qt loli serial killer
>what a party
>>716448
Oh. This sounds less exciting than I thought.
I guess I won't need these.
>drops a blackjack with fishing hooks on it
>it's made of clay so it just kind of gloms back onto Enk
No.716450
>>716449
>prostitutes
>prostitutes
>[insert bad PTSD flashback]
No.716451
>>716449
...You thought you needed an actual blackjack?
No.716452
>>716450
>i n t u i t i o n
>'mere
>git u a perfect mudhug
>>716451
Yes.
No.716453
>>716448
And just like that, the joke is dead.
>picks the fruitcake off the dead Mall Santa
I should wash this, but the taste of salty criminal balls might actually disgust someone back home so I'll just send it back like this.
No.716454
>>716452
>standing stock still
...no hookers. Please.
No.716455
>>716452
Well... you don't. To be honest, I don't remember why the game's even called blackjack.
>>716453
Washing the fruitcake might make it worse, actually. Pretty sure the sinks here just use water directly from the swamp.
No.716456
File: 1451066449195.png (203.52 KB, 700x568, 175:142, 0fd963f209d4b2b2e66ed266a0….png)
>>716454
>
>Enk: responsible adult(?)
Okay.
>>716455
Maybe it does need a blackjack.
No.716458
>>716456
>slow breathing
We need to make the party with only blackjack.
>black
>jack
>!
Are we a blackjack?
No.716459
File: 1451066728148.png (417.69 KB, 781x782, 781:782, I must become one with the….png)
>>716456
I'm... pretty sure it doesn't. But if you wanna use one, go ahead.
>>716457
I just gave you an idea, didn't I?
No.716460
>>716458
>[Jeopardy theme intensifies]
...
...
...
We did it! We made a party with blackjack and no hookers!
>:DDDDDDDD
>>716459
It's okay, we already did.
No.716461
>>716459
>already dropping the fruitcake into the sink
Huh?
No.716462
File: 1451066864077.jpg (84.16 KB, 861x688, 861:688, 12376723_854500854651971_4….jpg)
>>716460
>excited jingling
We should give presents!
No.716463
File: 1451066932881.png (619.32 KB, 613x875, 613:875, Hello, do you have time to….png)
>>716460
>thumbs up
Have fun.
>>716461
Never mind. Do people even eat fruitcakes these days?
No.716464
>>716462
>looks down at the floor near the Christmas tree
>presents for all the invited Servants that never showed
>glass_breaking.mp3
>inwardly heartbroken
>outwardly pic related
Okay.
>>716463
Yes.
No.716465
File: 1451066981459.png (Spoiler Image, 473.71 KB, 1000x1051, 1000:1051, 33b3469ea8874f392e68c0d034….png)
>Did someone say party?
>I think someone did.
No.716466
>>716463
Who cares? I'm defiling precious Wayne history.
No.716467
File: 1451067098764.png (373.7 KB, 1400x797, 1400:797, 4e574078bd9247c95a41da098b….png)
>>716464
>?
>!
>picks up a medium box
>"Lancer"
>hands it to enk
>along with all the other boxes labelled "Lancer"
No.716468
File: 1451067181769.jpg (98.07 KB, 476x594, 238:297, 12295288_866811060107323_3….jpg)
>>716465
>i'm having fun
>yes
>wearing two santa hats on her ears
No.716469
File: 1451067201531.jpg (547.46 KB, 900x902, 450:451, tumblr_nx4ba4YcsR1rfgwm5o4….jpg)
>>716467
>TooManyLancers
>buried in boxes
>which are quivering slightly
>muffled sad mudbae noises
>>716465
>p a r t y
No.716470
File: 1451067209863.jpg (208.19 KB, 925x863, 925:863, Implying they'd ever work ….jpg)
>>716466
>shrugs
As long as you're having fun.
No.716471
>did someone call for obligatory holiday imagery?
No.716472
>>716465
>yes we have a party
>>716469
>worried jingling
>finds the "Assassin" box
>puts it on the pile too
No.716473
>>716470
'Course I am. You're here with me.
It'd be better if Squigs was too, but I won't complain.
No.716474
>>716472
>[S T O N E F R E E]
>stretching out of the mountain of boxes, Pillar Man style
I'm okay now.
No.716475
File: 1451067588404.png (950.46 KB, 1029x720, 343:240, Moonman, keeper of secrets.png)
>>716473
I'm just glad I have people to celebrate with this year.
>chuckles
She'll turn up sooner or later.
No.716476
>>716475
Smacking people up in pairs is always fun.
>
Yeah, I know she will.
No.716477
>>716474
>holding out her box for him anyway
It's a Christmas miracle.
>no jack if you say it like that you sound sarcastic
No.716478
>>716469
>Someone get the party cat
>>716468
>Someone get the mistletoe
Hey, hey! You look happy for once!
>>716472
...Santa?
>Gives a puzzled look
You're a lot less...fat that I imagined.
>...
Sorry I mean jolly
No.716479
File: 1451067876375.jpg (52.55 KB, 700x593, 700:593, 747469d091196059cb8903771b….jpg)
>>716478
Am I doing this right?
>pulling up a sack
>smells kinda fishy
No.716480
>CRASH
Uahahaha! The King has come!
>...Where is everyone?
>A-Am I late again?
No.716481
>>716477
>if only Enkidu understood sarcasm
Yes!
>uh
It says "Assassin" on it. That one is yours.
>>716478
>P A R T Y
Hello!
No.716482
File: 1451068011656.jpg (171.98 KB, 597x949, 597:949, And I'll look down and whi….jpg)
>>716476
Spent the last few years alone on Christmas. I have a bad habit of burning bridges with people.
>shrugs
At least the friends I have now don't take issue with the whole "Moon Knight" thing.
>Moonman no that isn't cheery at all
>water u doin
No.716483
File: 1451068024652.jpg (907.98 KB, 811x1200, 811:1200, 5de1f73b306509a485b0a50353….jpg)
>>716480
>Gil
>console your friend
>
No.716484
>>716482
Preaching to the choir. Pretty much everyone I've ever known either hates me now or doesn't care to know I came back.
No.716485
File: 1451068112953.png (661.86 KB, 1080x1241, 1080:1241, f3da5b31cf206e63c24d628147….png)
>>716478
>what the fuck did you say about my hair weight
We're not Santa. But Santa is coming soon!
>...
We think. We haven't slept because we're waiting for Santa.
>>716480
>standing directly under the barrel
>somehow avoided 100% of the debris
>turns
Late.
>>716481
>shoves it
We want to make people happy. We didn't buy anything because we didn't know how to.
>and by that Jack means she sat for 12 hours at the "lost kids corner" in the mall until someone realised she was missing
No.716486
>>716484
>weak laugh
Who needs 'em, right?
No.716487
>>716479
Santa already came, kitty ca-
>Sniff sniff...
Smells like seafood...
>>716481
Hiya! Didja get everything you wanted this year?
>>716485
>oh, that's a tiny child
>blinkblink
I think he's already been through. Sorry, kiddo.
No.716488
>>716483
>Oh
What's wrong? Did you not enjoy the party?
>notices all the presents
Don't tell me...
>>716485
>...
>I could run over this mongrel right now
>But Enkidu needs me
It seems my little adventure took longer than I thought. Will I have to drink all this wine on my own now,
No.716489
File: 1451068577207.png (473.71 KB, 600x653, 600:653, 38251b0a34bb1617c71cebeab9….png)
>>716487
>it's full of fish
All the good kittens get fish and the bad tomcats get the bones. Don't you celebrate the festive season too?
>eyebrow raise
No.716490
File: 1451068591117.gif (99.35 KB, 500x689, 500:689, 4ef25afd130587c79d89a0ff02….gif)
>>716485
You made me happy by coming.
>beams
>it's mostly hollow
>the disappointment is real
>I just wanted to have fun ;_;
>>716487
No. But my friends are here now, so it's not all bad.
>>716488
>please don't squish my loli
Only Assassin came.
>who is currently being hugged by mudbae
No.716491
>>716486
Yeah, fuck it and all that noise.
No.716492
>>716487
B-but we haven't seen him!
>>716488
No one came to the party.
>>716490
>how do we make our friend happy ;__;
>think jack think
Another party?
No.716493
>>716491
>no MK
>Christmas is not the time for bad feelings
>you're gonna carry that weight
Yeah...
>
So... what now?
No.716494
>>716493
>thinking
>thinking
>thinking
>fwssshhh
>Jay where the fuck did you get an energy sword
Marc. I am your partner.
No.716495
>>716494
>what
>What.
>What.
What.
No.716496
>>716495
>hucks a handle his way
If you only knew the power of the red side.
No.716497
File: 1451069178761.png (117.61 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_inline_npogs9ign81r….png)
>>716492
Mongrels! I've spent an entire year letting them live and that's how they repay me?
>>716490
Worry not, Enkidu! If this party did not work out, we'll just make another one! It's still the 25th in some parts of the world!
No.716498
>>716496
Where the hell did you even get a lightsaber?
No.716499
>>716490
Sorry to hear. But at least you've got your friends! That's better than any wrapped box.
>...
>I miss Rube
>>716489
...well, usually people buy toys or...things people need...but fish is good! I can totally get down and diggy with the, uh, alley cat culture...
>Pulls a fish from the sack and takes a hunking bite
>Queasy thumbs up
G-grrd...!
>>716492
You're not supposed to see him, honey. He's magic, and all around us. Like the force.
>Her eyes start gleaming like stars
He is more powerful than we could possibly imagine.
No.716500
>>716492
>
You would do this for me?
>>716497
Yes!
>brightens
>eeeee
Assassin is nice.
No.716501
>>716498
Don't make me destroy you.
>Jay at least make your quotes make sense
>swing
No.716502
>>716499
Who doesn't need fish in this festive-
>...
You're meant to cook the fish. Do you really celebrate the festive holidays?
No.716503
>>716501
>ducks
Not like we can die.
>fwssshhh
>IT IS TIME
>FOR PROFESSIONAL LIGHTSABER DUELING
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zuQfIGcpBQ
No.716504
>>716497
>nodding
It was just Enkdu here.
>>716499
>!
Like a hero?
>>716500
>nodnod
The blue Lancer is good at this.
No.716505
>>716503
>YAAAAAAAHHHH
We can defeat the Snowball. She has foreseen it.
Join me, and we will rule the treehouse as vigilante and vigilante.
No.716506
>>716502
...
>Oh my tummy isn't gonna be happy with me
>Gulp
I celebrate it...sort of. You're gonna have to remind me of some stuff though, I'm a dumbbell.
>>716504
The only hero we need. He protects us from the most evil person in the entire world...The Grinch.
>She clenches her meaty fists
If I ever get a hold of that guy...
No.716507
File: 1451069742997.gif (862.8 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_n3ztikXJeN1qdspe6o2….gif)
>my mate and his friend are dorks
No.716508
>>716505
...Weren't we already doing that?
>wait
Uh... I mean...
>completely monotone
No, I'll never join you!
No.716509
>my big brother and his weird friend are dorks
No.716510
>>716506
Presenting trophies to each other around the catnip bush?
No.716511
>>716507
>I never asked for this
Uh... I can explain.
No.716512
File: 1451070120873.png (138.77 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_inline_nq9kocutlS1r….png)
>>716504
>"Assassin is nice"
>Sometimes I wish the gods had given you standards
In fact! I think it's about time I gave you your present!
>>716504
I noticed that, you miserable-
>siiiiiiigh
Jack, wasn't it?
No.716513
File: 1451070295491.jpg (15.91 KB, 236x335, 236:335, 6f8f2443ce939907ea2f3f6c0d….jpg)
>>716507
>the best kind of dorks
>>716508
Quoting Vader is hard dude.
>uh
Then die.
No.716515
File: 1451070354836.jpg (333.95 KB, 663x570, 221:190, 1e3bcbc77ef79d7a96306193a3….jpg)
>>716504
Guard dog!
>>716512
>:3c
>but then we wouldn't be friends
Eeeee!
No.716516
File: 1451070486513.jpg (84.16 KB, 861x688, 861:688, 12376723_854500854651971_4….jpg)
>>716506
Who is the Grinch?!
>>716512
>nodnod
We are Jack.
>>716515
He showed us how to fish and gives us sweets. He will help us.
No.716517
>>716510
>W H A T
I'm pretty sure it's...a tree, babe. An evergreen tree.
No.716518
>>716513
Oh noooo.
>Marc's putting out a Tommy Wiseau-tier performance right now
No.716519
>>716509
>yes
>yes we are
Cass.
>>716518
>crossing laserblades
>leaning in
>Jay what the fuck
No.716520
>>716517
>reddens incredibly
I-it's what we did at White Fang! Or.. what they told me I was supposed to do!
>[PANIC]
>darts off
No.716521
>>716515
>And that's why it's "sometimes"
Behold, Enkidu! Our new pet!
>
>>716516
I suppose I should th-...
>Come on, Gil
>You can do this
Thank you. For staying with Enkidu. So...
>Grabs a stuff a stuffed toy out of GoB
Merry Christmas.
No.716522
File: 1451070935788.png (432.83 KB, 593x550, 593:550, 4bee3c8b9c9a416add150e8ed5….png)
>>716516
We have to find the guard dog.
>>716521
>what
>pretty much faints from excitement
No.716523
>>716519
Jason, what the fuck are you doing?
No.716524
>>716523
>
Uh.
>UH.
>HEADBUTT
No.716525
>passed out on the floor in a pool of eggnog
No.716527
>>716524
Ow! I'm no movie expert, but I'm pretty sure they never headbutted anyone in Star Wars.
No.716528
>>716527
I was startled.
>swood pointed at Marc
No.716529
>>716528
Sure you were.
>just kinda
>kicks Jay in the balls
>payback's a bitch
No.716530
>>716529
>oof
>twitches for a moment
That definitely wasn't in Star Wars...
No.716531
>>716530
With how much crap gets added in the re-releases, you never really know anymore.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
No.716532
>>716531
>NOT THE LAUGH TRACKS
Can you believe they edited out-
>BLAM
>Jay Shot First
>at least it was just a pellet gun
No.716533
File: 1451071936525.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
>>716532
>shot in the arsh
>sits up from eggnog pool
MOTHER FUCKER!
No.716534
>>716522
>grabs him before he reaches the floor
Uahahahaha! That went even better than I thought!
No.716535
>>716532
>pellets
>my one weakness!
>falls over
...No. No I can't.
No.716536
>>716533
Oops.
>>716535
Lucas was a mistake.
No.716537
File: 1451072161402.jpg (167.59 KB, 850x823, 850:823, sample-c05d1586661d632e402….jpg)
>>716534
Why didn't they come, Gilgamesh?
They promised.
No.716538
>>716536
At least we can agree on that.
No.716539
>>716538
I kinda wonder what the hell the whole deal with that was anyways.
No.716540
>>716537
>We were doing so well
The reason I showed up late is because in my current location it was still the 24th. Maybe the also had time issues.
>...
Is Sasaki still >>716537
No.716542
>>716539
Lucas is batshit crazy, that's what happened.
No.716543
>>716542
So're we, supposedly.
No.716544
File: 1451072887828.png (137.89 KB, 540x304, 135:76, tumblr_inline_nxiqq0Nqg31r….png)
>>716541
Never mind about that.
>...
We still need to get a star.
No.716545
>>716544
>hops up on the tree
>
>
>
There's no star!
>Enk he just said that
No.716546
File: 1451073017201.jpg (101.26 KB, 558x600, 93:100, b95dbb1ea48d2bcc016eabcc16….jpg)
>>716545
Worry not, my friend! Soon there shall be!
>It's time
>ANGUISHED ONE SIGNAL
No.716547
>>716543
But we don't make movies, Jason.
No.716548
>>716546
Oh... I am late.
>zoom
No.716549
>>716547
...Homemade pornos don't count, right.
No.716550
>>716549
...No. No they don't.
No.716552
File: 1451073538740.jpg (143.94 KB, 638x797, 638:797, Me heading to the festival….jpg)
>>716548
Anguished one! We need our star.
No.716553
>>716551
Didn't need to learn about your sex tapes on Christmas, y'know.
No.716554
>>716552
>
>it's a literal star
I have not forgotten.
No.716555
>>716553
You didn't need to learn about them at all.
>I need to shut my mouth sometimes
No.716556
File: 1451073889159.png (133.68 KB, 580x404, 145:101, Moon Knight and Sailor Moo….png)
>>716555
Yeah. Yeah I didn't.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
>[SCREAMS INTERNALLY]
No.716557
>>716554
Can't you make it bigger? We need a Christmas tree to defeat all other Christmas trees. A king of Christmas tress, if you will.
No.716558
okay red guy, just get up and start moving
No.716559
File: 1451074253700.jpg (249.49 KB, 1280x704, 20:11, tumblr_nicmygTeaX1qk6ezjo1….jpg)
>>716557
>
Will this suffice?
No.716560
File: 1451074290928.jpg (63.58 KB, 736x346, 368:173, 5f6dafcf0eb9ca803e864e9510….jpg)
>>716556
God help us, it's like the Truman Show!
No.716561
>>716557
>He doesn't mean what I think he does.
I don't think that's a good idea.
>Umbrella get.
No.716563
>>716558
>dad
>hey dad
>it's Christmas
>inches away from his face
No.716564
>>716563
okay...how many of us are hammered off moonshine eggnog?
No.716566
>>716565
...And we do that how, exactly?
No.716567
>>716564
Milly and Juri are okay. Grandpa, too. Grandma's still unconscious though, and Neo has a huge hangover...
No.716568
File: 1451074858694.jpg (67.76 KB, 540x674, 270:337, I literally hate everythin….jpg)
>>716566
Find out where the laugh tracks are coming from, stab whoever's doing it.
No.716569
>>716567
uugh....guess I should call Stumpy and yell at him
>ppppppprp prrrrrp ppppr-click
"uuugh....hello?"
hey merry fucking Christmas stum- are you just waking up?
No.716570
>>716568
>shrugs
Seems like as good of a plan as any other.
No.716571
>>716570
Some repeated shiv therapy should provide the negative reinforcement needed to get off scot free.
No.716572
>>716571
Murdering someone on Christmas. No wonder we're always on the naughty list.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
Oh, for fuck's sake.
No.716573
>>716572
Yeah that's gonna get old, let's get a leg up.
No.716574
>>716569
>bet he got tipsy too
>wonder how the party was
>...it was a cape party, probably lame...
No.716575
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>>716559
Excellent! Now to the top of the tree!
>Points to giga tree
>Why is no one doing anything about this?
>>716561
Trust your king, unknown maid.
No.716576
>>716574
Red he doesn't drink
>"I had a long night skid mark, after the Avengers party I went by the Batcave, then the Gardens of the galaxy had a party and I had to make sure Groot didn't get hammered and try to sleep with the tree"
wow I don't care about any of that!
No.716577
File: 1451075607745.jpg (147.02 KB, 432x634, 216:317, Don't go around tonight, o….jpg)
>>716573
Any idea where we should start looking?
No.716578
>>716575
>Opens umbrella.
You have to earn my trust, Gilgamesh? If I am not mistaken that's you name, correct?
No.716579
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>>716576
Oh, right...
>his loss
>drunk dreams are the best
>gets on her tiptoes and whispers into the speaker
Merry Christmas, Flash.
No.716580
>oh god Scorpion...isn't pissed off
>in fact, he seems rather smug
No.716581
>>716579
>"thanks Mado, you get my gift?"
you gave her something?
>"unlike you, I like her"
so kiss anyone under the mistletoe?
>"......."
well!?
>>716580
what ya do?
No.716582
>>716581
I didn't have to do anything.
There's not a single drop of snow on the ground.
No.716583
File: 1451075960275.jpg (842.38 KB, 838x1019, 838:1019, tumblr_nivms1zOaW1qk6ezjo1….jpg)
>>716575
>jeez
>floats up and brings Enkidu down
Merry Christmas, you two.
No.716584
>>716578
>They are already learning
>Yeeeee
Your distrust is your not justified, maid. The King of Heroes' word is always to be trusted.
No.716585
>>716582
and that makes ya happy?
No.716586
>>716577
Not yet.
>
What if it's some asshole like Bat-mite's doing?
No.716587
>>716586
With our luck, it probably is.
No.716588
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>>716585
Yes, Sub-Zero and I were betting whether it'd snow that much this year or not.
Looks like I've won.
No.716590
>>716587
God, even when I leave, Bruce's messes still follow me.
No.716591
>>716589
Ten dollars, but that doesn't matter.
What matters is the sense of self-satisfaction I've got.
No.716592
>>716591
and that's the gift that keeps on giving
No.716593
>>716581
Yeah. Thanks a bunch. I'll try not to commit too many crimes until New Year's...
>didn't he leave with some psychic lady
>...or was it psycho
No.716594
>>716590
So we're blaming Batman until we find out who really did it?
>[LAUGH TRACK]
>if you listen closely, you can hear the pained screams of Moon Knight's soul
No.716595
>>716592
Yes it is!
I'm too much.
No.716596
>>716594
When in doubt, am I right?
>[screams internally]
My poor sanity.
No.716597
>>716593
>"appreciate it kid"
.....Stumpy are you alone?
>"no I have my goop suit"
stop being a smart ass!
>>716595
so ya Mister Green Christmas?
No.716598
>>716596
We still have sanity?
>[LAUGH TRACK]
>WAKE ME UP
>CAN'T WAKE UP
No.716599
>>716584
I don't know. I'll feel kind of ignorant to trust someone that I just met. Oh, please excuse my rudeness. I am Sakuya Izayoi.
No.716601
>>716598
>AAAAAA
>punches a wall
>
No.716602
>>716583
Uahahaha! Now that's an appropriate star! Our tree truly is the best now!
>>716599
Very well then. Look up and behold! The greatest Christmas tree!
>points up at the top of the gigantic tree
>Good thing Alcor is at the top or else it would be too bright
No.716603
>>716600
you're mister 101?
No.716604
>>716597
Haha, Flash got lucky...
>oh no I just remembered
>only seven hours left to catch some chump in my mistletoe trap
No.716605
>>716603
Whatever I touch starts to melt in my clutch!
>
No.716606
>>716601
...Whoa. We really need to stop this.
No.716607
>>716604
we don't know that! maybe he's alone on his couch!
>"you don't need to know that"
hanging up!
>click
......you think he was alo- what's with that face?
>>716605
that too much
No.716608
>>716606
I don't have the patience for this!
No.716609
>>716607
Thank you!
But this is actually too much
>well there's the fire
No.716610
>>716609
and now the tree is on fire
No.716611
>>716610
>puts back on the mask
And it really lights it up better than the Christmas lights ever could.
No.716612
>>716607
...he probably is. But Christmas is a time of miracles.
>crawls up the wall and starts fiddling with a hanging plant
I gotta get a smooch, otherwise I gotta wait a whole year to do it.
No.716613
>>716602
>Looks up at the tree.
It looks beautiful.
>Sees smoke.
Also, it's on fire.
No.716614
>>716611
see me complaining
No.716615
File: 1451077207601.png (1.24 MB, 1401x897, 467:299, RUN TO THE HILLS, RUN FOR ….png)
>>716608
Neither do I.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
>REV UP THOSE SALT MINES
No.716616
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>>716614
Don't look like it.
>alarm on watch goes off
Oh shit, I gotta go! The NetherRealm's holding a Christmas party!
>bamf
No.716617
>>716612
just wait for Ahri or something......no really Red I'm freaking out! narrator! give us a meanwhile with stumpy!
No.716618
>>716615
>puff
>somewhat more docile
I never asked for this.
No.716619
>>716617
>But nobody came.
No.716620
File: 1451077478008.jpg (132.94 KB, 658x370, 329:185, file_180339_0_Venom_11_cov….jpg)
>>716617
....do I really feel like getting up?
No.716621
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>>716619
well yeah, ya gotta work the shaft
>>716620
okay we're good.....we're good
No.716622
File: 1451077721411.png (132.93 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_inline_nqqb6vKxLa1r….png)
>>716613
Ah!
>Few fire stinguishers and healing Noble Phatasm later and the tree is good as new
Damn mongrels... Ruining Christmas!
No.716623
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>>716620
>wiped out on the floor
>all the furniture rises and falls with every breath she takes
No.716624
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>>716623
OH GOD HE HAS A WOMAN OVER!
AAAAAAH! AAAAAAH! AAAAAAHHH!!!
No.716625
File: 1451077909737.jpg (255.35 KB, 752x1062, 376:531, agent_venom___call_of_duty….jpg)
>>716623
oh crap.....
>picks her up plopping her on the bed
how much did she drink last night?
No.716626
>>716618
Talk about a shitty Christmas gift.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
ALRIGHT, WHO THE FUCK IS DOING THAT?!
>IT'S ME, AUSTIN!
>IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, AUSTIN!
No.716628
File: 1451078061720.jpg (63.58 KB, 736x346, 368:173, 5f6dafcf0eb9ca803e864e9510….jpg)
No.716629
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>>716625
>she stopped counting at twelve
>nickel shot night should be illegal
>pomf =3
No.716630
>>716629
lets see...she took shots with the Avengers party....and a few shots at the Batcave....and a few shots with Gwen when we stopped by Peter's...and few shots with Rocket.....I should get her something for hang over
No.716631
File: 1451078268715.png (479.37 KB, 822x622, 411:311, julius_and_soma_talking___….png)
I'm not wearing a Santa hat.
>But you've got the beard and everything.
Soma.
>J, come on.
Soma.
>You're a killjoy.
And a buzzkill.
>...That's a threat, isn't it.
A promise.
No.716632
>>716627
>YOU ALL BOUGHT IT!
>YOU ALL BOUGHT IT!
>HOOK!
>LINE!
>AND SINKER!
>>716628
>taps the side of his head
Found 'im.
>Yeah, ya did. Merry Christmas, jackass.
No.716633
>>716632
I shouldn't be surprised.
No.716634
Man, that Avenger's Christmas party sure got out of hand fast.
Maybe next year they should let each team do its own party
No.716635
>>716630
>and suddenly the curtains sweep shut
>groggily begins to rise from the bed
...Arceus almighty...
>clenches her head
If I ever see a drop of alcohol again, it will have been too soon
No.716636
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>grumbling
stupid dumbass krillin. getting me a goddamn gift. making me look like a goddamn asshole
No.716637
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>>716635
>uh oh
heeeeeey how you feeling?
No.716638
>>716633
I'm more "angry" than surprised.
>Wait, wait, I know what to do here.
>[exaggerated throat clearing]
>It's just a prank, bro.
>>716634
There's a reason I didn't go.
No.716639
>>716634
so how was it?
>>716636
kick his ass!
No.716640
>>716638
You mean besides the Jewish thing?
>>716639
It was okay. I mean, I was wearing my fancy helmet until some girl that showed up with Flash rolfed in it.
No.716641
>>716638
So whaddo we do about this.
>
There's nothing to do about it, is there.
No.716642
>>716636
Don't worry, Grandpa. I'm sure you didn't hurt his feelings or anything.
No.716643
>>716640
did Cap and Iron Man get into fight again?
No.716645
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>>716639
MAYBE I WILL!
>>716642
I don't want to hurt his feelings.
I want to hurt him
>>716644
I SAID I DIDN'T WANT A GODDAMN PRESENT FROM YOU!
No.716646
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>>716640
>sighs
It's not like I'm religious. You never hear about Moon Knight showing up in a synagogue.
>>716641
Other than wait for Khonshu to get bored? Not really.
No.716647
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>>716637
>5:30 PM
>what is wrong with me
Pain.
>staggers a bit
...begrudgingly, I have to admit...that was fun.
No.716648
File: 1451079181187.jpg (63.58 KB, 736x346, 368:173, 5f6dafcf0eb9ca803e864e9510….jpg)
>>716646
Your god friend's a cunt.
No.716649
>>716643
um....no.
>>716646
You don't hear about Magneto, Kitty Pryde or Ben Grimm going to schul but that doesn't mean they don't light the menorah
No.716650
>>716645
BUT YOU SAID YOU'D KILL ME IF I DIDN'T TOO
I'M ONLY ONE MAN
ONE SMALL...SMALL MAN
No.716651
>>716647
yeah I didn't think you were going to sing with Gwen, you looked like you were having a good time
>hands her a fizzy drink
here this will help
No.716652
>>716645
But why? He's never been mean to you.
No.716653
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>>716649
that's disappointing
No.716654
>>716650
I SAID I'D KILL YOU IF YOU GOT ME ONE! I DON'T UNDERSTAND OR CARE ABOUT CHRISTMAS!
>>716652
HE GOT ME A GIFT! I SAID NO GIFTS!
NOW I LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE!
No.716655
>>716648
"Friend" is a bit of a strong word.
>>716649
Well, I don't. I've got a statue of an Egyptian god in my living room.
No.716656
>>716651
We never speak of the singing again.
>I hate you Gwendolyn but you have the voice of an angel
>...or maybe that was the drink talking
>slowly drains the glass
Thank you...
No.716658
>>716654
But... you're not.
No.716659
>>716655
Your birdcunt's a cunt. A cunty cunt who cunts.
Savvy?
No.716660
>>716656
and you did good playing beer pong with Barb
No.716661
>>716653
Sorry?
>>716655
I have a coffee table and a tv
the tv doesn't work.
No.716662
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>>716657
Shut up Krillin.
>>716658
I KNOW! SO WHY'S HE GOTTA MAKE ME LOOK LIKE ONE?!
No.716663
File: 1451079870415.jpg (14.09 KB, 270x187, 270:187, Krillin must have died aga….jpg)
>>716662
AH AH AH AH AH AH
No.716664
>>716659
>laughs
Thaaat's better.
>>716661
Have you tried kicking it? I'm told that usually works.
No.716665
>>716661
well other then Flash having a date what else happened?....also did everyone rip on him mutilating a guys junk?
No.716666
File: 1451079964674.png (269.71 KB, 680x385, 136:77, Goten contemplates his lif….png)
>>716662
Maybe he didn't mean to?
No.716667
>>716664
Guess we're in a sitcom for the time being.
No.716668
>>716663
How did you manage to find a woman who would actually bear your child?
>>716666
grrrr...maybe....
No.716669
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>>716660
And I wasn't even using my powers.
>she was using her powers
I don't remember anything else...did I do anything foolish.
No.716670
>>716668
I GOT LUCKY
SHE'S PRETTY SHORT, Y'KNOW, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED
NOT UH...NOT RECOMMENDED TO DO ANY FISTING THOUGH
BREAK YOUR FINGERS DOWN THERE
No.716671
>>716664
It doesn't work because I kicked it
>>716665
he did what to a guys junk now?
No.716672
>>716667
Sounds a lot better than it actually is, doesn't it.
>>716671
Did you try kicking it again?
No.716673
>>716669
threw up in Antman's helmet, tried to cuddle Rocket, and passed out on my bed but kept rolling off.....I took the couch
No.716674
File: 1451080406888.jpg (288.24 KB, 650x1020, 65:102, bardock03_by_goddessmechan….jpg)
>>716670
....did you just tell me that you broke your fingers trying to fist your wife?
No.716675
>>716668
Are you still gonna beat him up?
No.716676
>>716671
raged out and bit off a guys dick, ask Moon Knight and Red Hood....how is Flash still an Avenger?.....don't tell me that Hawkeye did something worse?
No.716677
>>716674
I
I...
I did that.
Yes I did.
Huh.
No.716678
>>716672
No. That doesn't actually work. Trust me, electronics are my thing.
>>716676
He's a reserve. They let D-Man stay in the reserves. But then I'm also in the reserves so....
No.716679
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>>716675
>sigh
No...I'm not going to beat him up.
....this time.
>>716677
She okay with you telling everyone that?
No.716680
>>716679
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell.
No. Myuh...don't think so.
No.716681
>>716679
Cool! He shouldn't have to spend Christmas in the hospital.
No.716682
>>716678
so what do you have to do to get kicked out of the Avengers?
No.716683
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>>716673
...well, my reputation has been sunk.
>rubs her temples
Back to locking myself in the gym with teleporting tiles.
No.716684
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>>716680
Then I suppose I'll give you a gift after all. I won't tell her what you said.
>>716681
He's lucky you were here to talk me out of it.
No.716685
>>716678
Then why haven't you fixed the TV?
No.716686
File: 1451081079686.jpg (161.86 KB, 1348x531, 1348:531, 3126970-secretavengers0310….jpg)
>>716683
heeeey don't say that, everyone liked you and you showed you could have fun, hell I had a blast there was even that time we were under the mistletoe and said you'd kiss me with your mind.....you threw a fruit cake at me instead, still fun
No.716687
>>716684
HOT DOG
THANKS GOKU'S DAD
>nyoom
No.716689
>>716684
>laughs
Yeah, I guess he was! Krillin's pretty strong, but he's nowhere near as strong as a Super Saiyan!
>Krillin
>strong
>oh Goten you innocent fool
No.716690
>>716682
>shrugs
Quit?
>>716685
I've been busy
No.716691
>>716690
so you can kill, maim, and otherwise do others acts of none heroics and still be on the team?
No.716692
>>716672
>snaps his fingers
Yes!
No.716693
File: 1451081559051.png (486.12 KB, 473x895, 473:895, Comic-book cops never do t….png)
>>716690
Fair enough. I don't get to go home that often, either.
No.716694
>>716686
>nooo they know I have emotions
>lobsterfaced
I'm sure the Indigo Plateau will agree completely...
>clumsily smooches his cheek
I am not a liar, Flash Thompson.
No.716695
>>716691
I think I was dead and still considered a member
>>716693
...I go home plenty. I just...haven't bothered with the TV
No.716696
File: 1451081840928.jpg (72.59 KB, 367x711, 367:711, 3126972-secretavengers0310….jpg)
>>716694
>look at that smile
well good, don't think I could sneak one past you
No.716698
File: 1451081940820.jpg (245.59 KB, 645x590, 129:118, tumblr_nioefcoVSP1sgff66o1….jpg)
No.716699
>>716692
It's like you want the laugh tracks to come back.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
Stop that!
>It was your idea.
>>716695
It can't be that hard to fix.
No.716701
>>716699
I can't help it if I'm naturally funny but fuck the laugh tracks.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
...Okay, that one I had coming.
No.716702
>>716698
>Okay, you got close
Uh...hi there!
>>716700
ME!!!
No.716703
>pissing in a potted plant
No.716704
File: 1451082304884.jpg (121.07 KB, 571x605, 571:605, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
>>716702
I'm going to kill you Yarg!
No.716705
File: 1451082354590.jpg (97.53 KB, 500x647, 500:647, tumblr_mnc9sdj93j1qi7vpvo1….jpg)
>>716702
Your hair's on fire!
No.716706
>>716701
I'll say. Maybe we should cut down on the jokes.
>>716703
...Roy, have you been drinking?
No.716707
>>716706
Yeah yeah, fine.
>>716703
I'm putting a leash on him.
No.716708
>>716706
mmmmmmmaybe~
>>716707
Yer not my dad
No.716709
>>716704
BRING IT!
>Super sand mode on
>>716705
Things are about to heat up!
No.716710
>>716707
Hey, it's the only solution I can think of.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
>sighs
>>716708
I'm gonna go ahead and assume "maybe" means "yes" here.
No.716711
>>716708
Might not be your father but I'm certainly your daddy.
Don't make papa spank, Harper.
>>716710
That wasn't even a joke!
>
Grab Roy for me, I gotta sober his ass up.
No.716712
File: 1451082785196.jpg (75.77 KB, 639x350, 639:350, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-19411….jpg)
>>716709
FOOLISH hair on fire woman! I....wait where's ya team?
No.716713
File: 1451082819334.png (227.04 KB, 311x358, 311:358, tumblr_static_19ax17dauny8….png)
>>716709
>blank smile
>Enk ain't too bright
>give'im a sec or ten
...
...
...
...
Ah, a joke!
No.716714
>we interrupt this program to bring you a robot wearing a silly hat
No.716715
>>716709
>fire hair?
>booty shorts?
>ignore it Roy
>oh shit....I'm drunk.....
HHHHAAAAAAY GURL! You go beep beep when you back dat thang up?
>>716710
well duh.
>>716711
We promised no gay stuff!
No.716716
>>716711
Got it.
>>716715
>just kinda
>grabs Roy by the back of his shirt
>Moonman stronk
C'mon, Harper. It's time for you to lay off the alcohol.
No.716717
>>716716
Dude...its fine....Imma fine. This is me being me! I'm Super Cool Dude!
No.716718
>>716715
It's not gay unless the balls touch.
>
>Jay those're needles no
>>716716
Much appreciated.
No.716719
>>716718
why ya trying to be such a buzzkill baby?
No.716720
File: 1451083815991.jpg (110 KB, 725x1101, 725:1101, Batman may be the night, b….jpg)
>>716717
Yeah. You're also super drunk.
>>716718
...What's in those needles?
No.716721
File: 1451083875084.png (239.88 KB, 314x398, 157:199, look, all I'm saying is yo….png)
>>716719
It's called looking out for my friend. You'll know that when I flush that shit outta you.
>>716720
Fabricated enzymes, break the alcohol down a boatload faster.
No.716722
>>716720
>looks down
>penis was properly put away since urination
I'm not that drunk...my dick isn't even out
>>716721
But I'm happy right now man! I'm FILLED WITH CHRISTMAS SPIRIT AND MY TROUBLES AND WORRIES CAN GET FUUUUUUUCKED!
PLUS I CAN STILL MAKE YOU COOL WEAPONS AND SHIT!
>pulls one out
>its a dildo attached to a hammer, duct taped to a squirt gun
No.716723
File: 1451084081686.png (1.75 MB, 1163x774, 1163:774, But can he see why kids lo….png)
>>716721
Interesting. Alright, go ahead and give Harper his medicine.
>>716722
Yeah, and we're all thankful for that.
No.716724
File: 1451084177500.jpg (63.58 KB, 736x346, 368:173, 5f6dafcf0eb9ca803e864e9510….jpg)
>>716722
>
I hate how I'm the straightman to your funnyman when I'm also the funnyman to Marc's straightman.
Why you gotta make me all responsible and shit? Jeez.
>stabs Roy in the gut with dem needles
>>716723
Done, and done.
No.716725
File: 1451084350305.png (720.97 KB, 567x691, 567:691, Jesus God Kill it with fir….png)
>>716723
Wait...medicine I'm not...
>>716724
>Stabbed
AH! WHAT HELL DAMN GUY?!
No.716726
>>716724
Well, that was easy.
>>716725
Feel better yet?
No.716727
>>716725
You're welcome, Harper.
We're even for that time you pulled me out of that weird psychic bald guy who took my memories now.
>>716726
One of the few times it ever will be.
No.716728
>>716726
No. I don't. You klu klux klan looking motherfuker
>>716727
You know that stuff can be injected in the leg? You didn't have to stab me in the neck you ass!
No.716729
>>716727
Don't remind me. The truth hurts.
>>716728
Wow, I've never heard that before.
No.716730
>>716728
>
Even.
>>716729
Sweet, sweet lies.
No.716731
>>716729
I'm not exactly on my A game right now.
>>716730
You still owe more for the thing with the mutant alien porn stars
No.716732
>>716730
>nods
How's that saying go? Ignorance is bliss?
>>716731
Yeah, I figured that out when you started talking about your dick.
No.716733
>>716731
I had a dream, Roy. A dream where I made William Shatner jealous for shacking up with more exotic ladies.
And then I got bored of that pretty quick so I'm just with Squigs.
>>716732
That's the one.
...So what now?
No.716734
>>716732
Was I saying how wonderful it was? Because my dick is pretty wonderful.
>>716733
Well your boredom got my butthole tickled by something I'm not entirely sure of
No.716735
File: 1451085220172.jpg (329.14 KB, 755x825, 151:165, cac3768e23ba5fc879cd4138e2….jpg)
>>716712
Huh? The guys aren't here right now...why?
>>716713
You got it!
>>716715
Yup! Everyone complains about it, but it's obviously envy!
>beep beep
No.716736
>>716733
Don't know. Seems like most people've cleared out.
>>716734
...I'll just have to take your word on that.
No.716737
>>716735
I'm a big threat, need the whole team or no dice
>sits on his ass reading
bbl
No.716738
File: 1451085427583.jpg (58.42 KB, 500x519, 500:519, a mulatto, an albino, a mo….jpg)
>>716734
You're welcome.
>>716736
Right? Damn.
>>716735
Huh. Thought that one cleared out.
Nice to see you again, Dazzler.
No.716739
>>716735
Hey, I don't mind a bit of silly with the booty.
>>716736
I mean Marc, I don't want to brag, but its a top three in terms of my favorite limbs
>>716738
So you goin all monogamous and shit huh?
No.716740
>>716738
It's almost amazing how we're always the only ones left.
>>716739
...Didn't need to know that, Roy.
No.716741
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>>716737
See you, Red!
...aww.
>>716738
Nope, I'm still here! Needed a place to hide from some heat. Saved all those people and they still got mad over a little property damage...
>ABOUT TEN MINUTES AGO
>
>>716739
And I don't mind a bit of ginger with the abs.
>Her tongue pokes out
Who're you, anyway?
No.716742
>>716739
That's a thing that happened, yeah.
>>716740
A little worrying, but I put in the time to fuck around so whatever.
No.716743
>>716741
Sounds like me on a Tuesday night.
No.716744
>>716740
Knowledge is power bro.
>>716741
Roy. And you are....?
>>716742
Are...are dying? Like for real? True Death and shit man?
No.716745
>Man, I forgot how wild parties at Litchi's tend to get...I hope at least Ahri had fun.
>...
>I am still wearing the Santa outfit.
No.716746
Huh... coulda sworn I left my wrench around here somewhere...
No.716747
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>>716742
It's the least of our problems, if you ask me.
>>716744
Yeah, but there are some things better left unknown.
>>716745
>chuckles
Nice outfit, Ragna.
No.716748
>>716744
Yang Xiao Long! 我强！
>>716743
...if that's your Tuesday, your Saturday must be reeeal exciting.
No.716749
>>716744
Not any sooner than Marc is.
>>716747
You're right, this is our biggest problem: prom's tomorrow!
>[LAUGH TRACK]
I can't fucking make a joke, Marc. If I can't deflect I am going to lose my shit.
No.716751
>>716748
Honey my Saturdays are so wild that Homeland Security gets notified when I wake up so they can prepare countermeasures.
No.716752
>>716747
Just remember, if its between saving my left arm and my dick, save my dick.
>>716748
Which of those names do I call you?
>>716749
Well that's a relief
No.716753
>>716749
I've got an idea. If Khonshu's causing it, then...
>
>Moonman no
>No one wants to be a Squidward
>>716752
>[Moon Knight will remember that.]
Uh... sure, Roy.
No.716754
File: 1451086852158.png (82.33 KB, 421x490, 421:490, Hi. my name is Ratchet and….png)
>>716750
>pats the backpack bot's head
>takes the wrench
Thanks, pal. Can't do too much without this thing.
No.716755
>>716752
Hah, haha! You're funny. Just Yang, okay?
>Snickers
You seem kinda tipsy, you gonna be okay?
>>716751
Now that's the kind of stuff I'm looking for.
>When I become an Avenger-
>I mean...a full fledged Huntress
>Yeah, that
>>716753
>Did someone say...
>Consequence-free punch
>
No.716756
>>716754
>giggles
Happy to help.
No.716757
>>716752
As if someone with a mug this chiseled's gonna just drop dead.
>>716753
Uh.
>snags the bat
You sure...?
>Moonman
>remember what Scathach gave you
>before Jay bashes that memory out
>>716755
Four words for ya: never join a team.
When you're just a member of a group, one squeaky wheel in a car, nobody'll ever take you seriously.
Gotta make your own name stand out.
No.716758
So when Bill Murray does it on Netflix, everyone seems to know about it, but I put out a Christmas Special on Crackle and every wants to know what Crackle is
No.716759
>>716753
Thsnks man
>>716755
I'm fine. Enzymes sobered me up. I'll probably be in some paint much later, but it hasn't set in yet.
>>716757
You did once in your life time
No.716760
>>716755
>uh
>yes?
>>716757
>oh yeah
>good ol' Tight Tits and her plot devices.
I mean... there's another trick up my sleeve, but I have no clue if it'll work.
>>716758
Crackle? Never heard of it.
>>716759
...What are friends for?
>I am so confused right now.
No.716761
>>716747
Yeah, yeah... I look good on everything.
>Back in standard black and red
So how was your Christmas, Marc?
No.716762
>>716757
...you really think so, huh.
>Nods slowly
Alright. Maybe I'll focus on Yang the Huntress before worrying about any team.
>Grins
Hey, thanks for the advice. 好去。
>>716760
>IcandoitIcandoit
>Ooooh, someone else is...
>Shame
>>716759
Yiiikes. You need some Aspirin or something...?
No.716763
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>>716758
The only reason _anyone_ remembers Crackle is 'cause Joe Dirt 2 was on it.
>>716759
It was part of an elaborate metamorphosis: angry sidekick to violent but sexy anti-hero.
>>716760
So should I go ahead on the wailing then?
>gives the bat a test swing
>>716762
I lived it. I was a Robin. And that's all I ever was and would be, 'til I bit the big one. And then un-bit it.
No.716764
>>716760
You and everyone else
>>716763
THEY MADE A JOE DIRT 2!?
No.716765
File: 1451087761537.png (619.32 KB, 613x875, 613:875, Hello, do you have time to….png)
>>716761
It was alright. Didn't really do much, but it was alright.
>>716762
>it's not like I'm against being punched
>masochism is a hell of a drug
>>716763
>takes Scathach's rune out of his pocket
Depends if you think a magic rock can solve our problem.
>>716764
So you're saying I'm normal for once?
No.716766
>>716765
Aside from fashion sense, what's not normal about you?
No.716767
>>716764
See what I mean?
>>716765
>didn't she throw one of those at me one time
>I vaguely remember going blind and getting a hard-on
>uhh
Go for it.
No.716768
>>716765
Did you choke anyone with Christmas lights?
No.716769
>>716763
Fair enough
>>716760
>thumbs up
>>716762
Nah. I'll be fine
...ish
No.716770
>>716763
...I didn't know there was a way to unbite it in the first place.
>>716765
>You and me should hang out sometime
>Do some fist-related things
No.716772
>>716767
Really? Joe Dirt 2? How many Dickie Roberts did David Spade have to give to get that made?
No.716773
>>716769
Really? Nothing I can do to make you feel better?
>Bats her lashes
That's a darn shame. Aw well, as long as you're in good health.
No.716774
File: 1451088524166.jpg (154.31 KB, 676x922, 338:461, Moonman, Moonman, can't yo….jpg)
>>716766
Well, there's the werewolf bite, the god in my head, the brain damage, the part where I came back from the dead... the list goes on.
>>716767
>taps the rock
>this is the part where magic things are supposed to happen
Uh... did it work?
>>716768
Two people. So not as many as last year.
>>716769
>counter thumbs up
>friendship is weird
>>716770
>I believe this is the part where George Takei would say "Oh My."
No.716775
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>>716769
Remember when you were a one-armed cat murderer?
I do.
>>716770
There are more ways to cheat death than there are bones in your body that you haven't broken, babe.
I took a bath in a Lazarus Pit. Now I don't get any older and heal like Wolverine.
>>716772
Hell if I know but supposedly it banked 16 Mil, so.
>>716774
>ahem
Golly gee wilikers, Batman! Let's find out!
>no laugh track
Heyyyy!
No.716776
>>716773
Well I wouldn't say no to some sensual massage
>>716774
>thats what friendship is all about
>>716775
THAT CAT WAS ALREADY DEAD!
No.716777
>>716774
None of that sounds all that weird to me.
>>716775
If my movie doesn't make at least that.....everyone dies
No.716778
>>716774
Huh. I just went to a party.
No.716779
>>716775
>meanwhile, duct tape has appeared over Khonshu's mouth
>and there was much rejoicing
Well, look at that. I should thank the person who gave me this.
>puts it back in his pocket
>>716776
>it is?
>I'm not good at the whole "being nice" thing
>>716777
Well, no shit. You're one of the weirdest anti-heroes out there.
No.716780
>>716776
Lies!
>>716777
I'll definitely make fun of you if it doesn't.
>>716779
She's definitely our momentary savior.
No.716781
>>716774
>And I follow up by waggling my eyebrows
>Call me baby
>>716775
That sounds like that "too good to be true" sort of thing Weiss always has to clue me into. Does it come with some sort of curse?
>>716776
>Looks at her big, meaty claws hands
>...aaah, he'll be fine
>Crack crack go the knuckles
Alright, take a seat and lemme try...
No.716782
>>716778
>shrugs
Still more than I did.
>>716780
Can't argue with that.
>eyes begin to flicker
>turn on the blue LEDs, cap'n.
Huh. That hasn't happened in a while.
>>716781
>uh
>sure
>we all need to be punched in the face sometimes, I guess
No.716784
No.716785
>>716781
There's a good chance you'll come out fucking crazy but eventually you get over it.
Oh. It comes with grandpa stripes too.
>runs a hand on the skunk stripe in his hair
Also all the Pits on Earth got sealed up so nobody else could use'em. People were getting mad jelly, so don't worry too much 'bout it.
>>716782
Hey, neat.
No.716786
>>716784
>Oh little green arrow
>You make so many posts
>Why
>>716785
>Grandpa stripes?!
>Hands immediately fly to her hair
Okay I think I actually changed my mind-
>Sealed up
Oh. Well, I guess that puts an end to that. Ah well, that just means I gotta go out in a blaze of glory.
No.716787
>>716785
Feels weird. This normally doesn't just happen on it's own, I have to actually think about it.
>>716786
>because Moon Knight-senpai hasn't noticed you yet
No.716789
>>716786
>blankpost to bump in case of doctypes
Know what's better than finding a cool way to die? Finding a cooler way to stay alive.
Turns out when you die, you don't get to do cool shit anymore. Who knew?
>>716787
So did we accidentally juice you up?
No.716791
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>>716787
>What do I gotta do to be noticed around here
>There are only so many subways to destroy
>>716789
>...that makes more sense
Well yeah, but I do that all the time.
>Grins cheerily
Guess you've got a point, though.
No.716792
>>716788
>shrugs
Maybe. Having glow-in-the-dark pupils 24/7 might be a pain in the ass, though.
>taps his foot
>if you look closely, there's a tiny crack in the floor
>>716791
>you destroyed a subway?
>i n t e r e s t i n g
...Being immortal doesn't make life better, you know.
No.716793
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>>716791
You should do fine then.
Though, if we're being honest, not being able to bite it for real's gonna bite me in the ass someday. Maybe it's better to be like you.
>>716792
>
Jeez. You and Damian with the accidental superpowers.
>I'm never going to tell him about the tentacles
No.716794
>>716792
>In my defense, it was either drive the train into the Grimm or it would eat more people
>I made the right choice
I kind of wonder. But with everyone saying it's not so hot, maybe I should just stick to my limited lifespan.
>>716793
Why would it bite you in the ass...?
No.716795
>>716782
So why are your eyes glowing again?
No.716796
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>>716793
Might have something to do with doing what Khonshu wants for once. I've been upping my body count just so he'll leave me alone. Doesn't explain why this happened after we shut him up, though.
>good
>he doesn't need to know
>ever
>>716794
Only reason it's not so bad for people like Jason and I is that we know other people who're in the same boat. Living forever's guaranteed to be terrible if you do it alone..
>>716795
Not really sure, but I won't complain.
No.716797
>>716794
If you see a guy who calls himself Resurrection Man, ask'im about Vandal Savage.
>
I guess that's a bit too much, huh. I'll give you the CliffNotes.
Getting caught in an infinite death loop would suck. Or watching everyone I know and care about die.
I got one or two friends who'll be with me to whatever bitter end there is, but I'm gonna lose a lot in the long run.
>>716796
Lucky lucky.
No.716799
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>>716796
But I'm not alone, I have my frie-
>...oh
>Ooooh
>Oh...
Yeah, you're definitely on the nose...
>>716797
Jeez...I musta sounded like a real numbskull. Sorry to hear about your guys' conditions.
No.716801
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>>716797
More bloodshed for the god of vengeance equals more power for me. Makes sense, I guess.
>>716799
Why would you be interested in living forever, anyway?
No.716802
>>716799
Ain't a big deal, babe.
>>716801
I almost feel bad for not having more of a reason to kill people.
>oh
Right. Earth-51.
No.716803
>>716802
The universe where Bruce finally saw things our way? I'd say that's a good reason.
No.716804
File: 1451092759169.jpg (424.35 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, tumblr_ns9969rT9L1urv687o4….jpg)
>>716801
Infinite time is infinite chances to achieve greatness! Doesn't everyone want to be great? You can't let yourself die without doing something people will remember you for. That'd be awful, just kicking the bucket and being completely forgotten about, swept away like trash off the rug...
>Taps her knuckles together anxiously
...I don't want to be forgotten.
>>716802
Guess not.
No.716805
>>716803
Utopia's a good enough reason.
>>716804
>wink
You don't gotta be forgotten, y'know.
No.716807
File: 1451093060107.jpg (94.14 KB, 487x750, 487:750, There's the moon, time to ….jpg)
>>716804
Understandable. Most of the things people will remember me for aren't exactly positive, though.
>shrugs
You'll only be forgotten if you don't make an effort to land in the spotlight. Keep doing what you're doing and I'm sure you'll be fine.
No.716808
>>716805
>oops
Yeah. Question is, will we ever get that far with how many people are in the way?
No.716809
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>>716808
Stack the bodies high enough to reach the heavens. Sounds doable. The higher population just means we won't be short on corpses.
No.716810
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>>716805
Whattaya mean?
>>716807
...I will! People are gonna remember the name Yang. I'm not some belt-way pansy!
>clenches her fists and puffs up with pride
Thanks, Mr. Moon Knight. You're really somethin'.
>...
And it's okay. No matter what you do, there'll be people that don't remember you fondly. You just have to have less of those people than the ones who do the opposite, huh?
No.716811
>>716809
Long as we have a job to do, right? Crime's not just gonna go away.
>>716810
That'll be pretty hard to pull off. I'm not exactly like other heroes.
>ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS
No.716812
>>716810
Mooninite over here pretty much gave you the same schpiel I woulda.
>novelty pistol go
>Stand name: Rebel With A Cause
>>716811
Exactly.
No.716814
>>716811
>Oh oh oh I know this one
>Is it
>Is iiiiit
>Beast, because he's a mutant
Unorthodox kinda guy, huh? I like that. What's the matter then, why wouldn't people remember you well?
>>716812
>Tongue clicks
Guess you guys are two of a kind, huh.
No.716815
>>716812
>smiles
Good to know we'll still be busy down the line.
>>716814
>trick question
>all of them are different
>but I guess that still means you win
People don't exactly like to see crimefighting get... bloody.
No.716816
>>716814
That's us. Two murderous peas in a bloody pod.
What about you, Dazzler. What do you wanna be?
>>716815
Trust me, we'll never be lacking in shit to do.
No.716818
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>>716816
The world's best martial artist! I intend to take on as many of the giants as I can, I want to be among them.
>>716815
Yeah, civvies are so squeamish...it's like if you don't do everything by wrapping it up in a pretty bow, you're a "terrorist", or a "psychopath".
No.716819
>>716816
Good. Wouldn't want living forever to get boring.
>smirks
>>716818
Is it bad if I've been called both?
No.716820
>>716818
Underdog with dreams for an upset. I like it.
You'll do fine with that ambition.
>>716818
That's a fate worse than death right there.
No.716823
>>716820
Yep. But I doubt it'll happen.
No.716825
>watching Will Ferrell movies
No.716827
Working Christmas day... What a load of bullcrap.
No.716828
>>716827
Sing sistah sing. Working on Christmas? It's like, I have to work, but its Jesus' bday and he can't even hit up da club
No.716830
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>>716828
>cringe levels: 75%
The hell?
No.716831
>>716830
>taps the side of his head
>bullets fall out
There we go. Sorry bout that. Sometimes I get shot up with a case if the dumb.
But yeah. Working on Christmas. Thats gotta blow.
No.716833
>>716831
You'd be even more surprised by the amount of business you get from people coming to a florist on Christmas day.
>looking around
And looks like everyone's bailed too.
>takes a puff on the cig
So who're you?
No.716834
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>>716833
Who am I? Seriously? Don't you read comic book news sites? Or watch random movie trailers on YouTube? I'm Deadpool! I'm like....the easist cosplay to mix with any other cosplay to create an abomination of internet likes
No.716835
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>>716834
Eh, sorry. I don't pay attention to that kind of stuff, really. Ain't you got anything better to do than hang out with some loner in an empty building?
No.716836
>>716835
>sits in a comfy ass chair
Nope.
No.716841
File: 1451101925449.jpg (131.22 KB, 1015x787, 1015:787, jason_todd__radioactive_in….jpg)
Man I zoned out.
>
And nothing has changed. Wow.
No.716842
>>716841
The place is kinda freaky when it gets all quiet, isn't it?
No.716843
>>716842
Ever been to Raccoon City?
No.716845
>>716843
Nope. What's it like? Full of raccoons?
No.716846
>>716845
Well, ash now. It got blown to shit by the government to cover up a viral outbreak that could've threatened humanity at large, blah blah blah.
Point I wanted to make is, it was a ghost town. Now more than ever, literally.
That's what this feels like.
No.716848
>>716846
...Huh. Huh.
>huh
Can't argue with that. It's so silent I can even hear echoing...
No.716849
>>716848
I hate it when it gets like this. Reminds me of when I woke up in my coffin.
>flashbaaaacks
>hoo boi
No.716850
File: 1451103412574.png (1.28 MB, 900x1173, 300:391, 907535745eaf746aaaddc43024….png)
So spooky... You don't know when a ghost might appear anywhere.
No.716851
>>716850
>absentmindedly throws a slice of burnt bread at Ahri without looking where she is
>fucking Batsassin accuracy
Quiet you.
No.716852
>>716849
>Oh no! Not the flasbacks!
Uh... Let's talk about something else! If we keep this up then it's only gonna get worse.
>...
Did you ever notice the giant tree going through the ceiling? What's up with that?
>>716850
I'm seeing one right now.
No.716853
>>716851
>incinerates the bread mid air
That wasn't very jolly of you.
>>716852
Ghost?! Where?!
>leaps into his arms Scooby/Shaggy style
No.716854
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>>716852
It's Christmas, dude. What the hell do I care about "why"?
Marc and I built the treehouse on the top, beyond that I don't give a damn how it got here.
>>716853
Ho ho ho, more where that came from.
>he has them like batarangs
>fling
No.716856
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>>716854
Those are some pretty aerodynamic slices.
>shooting will 'o wisps at them
No.716857
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>>716856
Never underestimate the Red Hood.
>
And I'm out of slices. This calls for.. drastic measures.
No.716858
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>>716857
>gasp
You don't mean...
>please don't let it be the bagels
No.716859
>>716858
>[M E N A C I N G]
I am the bone of my bread...
No.716861
>>716860
Wheat is my body and yeast is my blood.
No.716862
>>716853
>That's not what I was going for but I'm not complaining
You know, I get the feeling it's you who enjoys being held like this.
>>716854
>watching him throw the bread
Please watch your aim. I really don't want to get in the middle of this.
No.716864
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>>716862
>Jay's got pinpoint aim with thrown things
>s'all good
>sit back, this might get dicey
I have created over one thousand baguettes...
No.716865
>>716861
>uh
>UH
>will 'o wisps everywhere
>>716862
You'll protect me, right?
No.716866
>>716865
Protect you from what? What is he doing?
>>716864
What are you chanting?
>WHERE IS THIS MUSIC COMING FROM?
No.716867
>>716865
Unknown to famine, nor known to fullness.
>is that mana pouring off Jay
>what the hell is even going on?
>>716866
Have withstood burns to create many loaves...
>IT'S NOT STOPPING
No.716868
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>>716866
I was hoping you could tell me...
>>716867
Okay I was 100% sure you weren't magic!
>jesus fuck
No.716872
>>716867
>What is this beat now?
>IS THE MUSIC GETTING MORE INTENSE?
Jason, seriously, what?
>>716868
How should I know? You're the magic specialist.
No.716873
>>716868
This is the only magecraft allowed to Jason Todd.
>ahem
Yet these hands will never partake of them.
>oh god IT'S HAPPENING
So as I pray... Unlimited Breadsticks.
>and all was drowned in hardened baguettes
No.716874
No.716875
>>716873
AAAAHH! GOD DAMNIT!
No.716876
File: 1451106459953.jpg (1.12 MB, 1368x2000, 171:250, 2545babdfa7c8de0be9d79dc46….jpg)
>>716872
The specialist says RUN!
>>716873
>grabs Rags and bolts for it
No.716877
>I'm just
>I'm just going to hide in the safety of my tree
>My breadless tree
No.716878
>pops out of the newly formed baguette pile
Oh god damn it, he did the thing again.
No.716879
>>716875
>the bread isn't stopping, Carnage
>>716876
>audible TAKA-TAKA-TAKA as bread soars in their general direction
Mongrel, you think you can escape me?!
>>716877
>:3c
>>716878
I regret nothing.
No.716880
>>716873
>what
>what
>WHAT
>>716876
W-Wait, I'm the one who's supposed to-
>whooooa!
>>716874
>ON IT
No.716881
>>716879
>sighs
Of course you don't.
No.716882
>>716879
and I know! and it's going right to my ass in more ways then one!
No.716883
>>716880
There's no escape! I will find her.
I will find her...!
I WILL FIND HER!
>>716881
>hucks a baguette at Marc
On the house.
>>716882
On the plus side it's a free colonoscopy.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
No.716884
>>716879
>overwhelmed by loaves fresh from the oven
It's deliciously tragic!
>>716880
Save yourseeeelllfff!
>aaaaaaaaa
No.716885
>>716879
>No go away
>Never speak to me or my tree again
>Enkidu help
No.716886
>>716882
>careful, Carnage
>it'll go right to your ass
>and then you'll blow up
>>716883
...I'm not even surprised.
>pulls up his mask and bites into the baguette
>[slightly frustrated chewing]
No.716887
>>716884
>ORA ORA: bread edition
Bastard, you pissed me off.
>traces his right index finger and thumb on an invisible hat brim
>>716885
>that sounds like "please shower me in slightly hard baked goods"
>>716886
Really? I've been saving this one up all year.
No.716888
>>716883
how is that a plus side?
>>716886
wait what?
>BOOM!
No.716889
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>>716881
HOW LONG COULD HE DO THIS?
>>716883
SHE'S RIGHT HERE! IS THIS ANOTHER JOKE I DON'T UNDERSTAND?
>>716884
Fucking-
>grabs her by the wrist
A bit too late for that, dumbass!
>swimming through the bread with her
>trying hard to not sink
No.716890
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>>716887
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!
>>716889
This isn't how to thought it would end...
No.716891
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>>716887
>My tree will protect me
No.716892
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>>716887
I meant that I'm not surprised you'd offer me one mid-clusterfuck.
>>716888
>oh
>oh shit
>we got laughter, folks
Okay, that made this worth it.
>>716889
Don't know, but I'm guessing a long time.
No.716893
>>716888
It's free.
>showered in Carnage bits
Lewd.
>>716889
>dramatically points to the ceiling
I am a man who walks the path of the heavens to rule over everything, Jason Todd.
>>716890
FOOOOOOOL! We've already lost cohesion! Prepare for my true special attack!
>>716891
>FOOOOOOOOOOL!
>>716892
Just accept your fate, Marc.
No.716894
>>716892
is Jay doing that bread thing?....wait did Carnage just blow up?
No.716895
>distant washing away the anger
No.716896
>>716893
But where's the fun in that?
>>716894
In order: Yes, and yes.
No.716897
>>716894
Catch!
>bread launched at Flash
>>716895
I hear something... exquisite.
>>716896
>sniffle
My Mooninite's all grown up now.
No.716898
>>716890
It won't end like this!
>grip tightens
>throws Ahri at the couch that somehow did not sink deep into the bread
>>716892
That really doesn't answer my question, but I really don't think it matters at this point!
>>716893
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH WHAT'S GOING ON?
>>716895
>no
>n-no
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.716900
>>716897
Haha!
Exquisitely meme'd!
>>716898
>yes
>YES
No.716901
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>>716893
>You can steal from my wife
>She's a filthy thief
No.716902
File: 1451108168919.jpg (403.71 KB, 800x878, 400:439, 4b334d34b2a6a28f5564651cd8….jpg)
>>716893
This is not okay.
>trying to incinerate the raining bread
>>716898
Ragna! NOOOOO!
No.716903
>>716898
At this point what does anything have to do with anything?
Sense died when I fucking launched breadsticks at everyone.
>>716899
>looks up
Wow those leggings hide nothing.
>using his domino mask's camera to snap pictures of psychic cameltoe
>and sending them to Flash's phone
>>716900
Move over, Monsoon. There can only be one memelord.
You know how this has to be settled. I'll take your head... after I take your memes.
>>716901
>I'll steal from whoever the fuck I want
>don't tell me whattado
>>716902
Foolish fox, how many breads have you eaten in your life?
I can assure you, I have more loaves than you do fire!
No.716904
>>716897
Surprised?
>slugs him in the shoulder
>>716898
Ever think you take things too seriously?
>hi kettle
>I'm pot
>you're black
No.716905
>>716896
you want to get him to stop or build a bread fort?
>>716897
>gets stuck in his leg
AAAAAH! it's in the bone!.....
>pulls it out
so what's u-
>looks at his phone
really man?
>>716899
feeling better?
No.716906
>>716903
Are you threatening me, master memer?
No.716907
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>>716903
>Yeah whatever
>I'm just gonna go disappear into the tree
>Gilgamesh awaaay~
No.716908
>>716905
We'd probably have to knock him out to get him to stop at this point. It'd be easier just to wait things out.
No.716909
>>716904
Kinda, yeah.
>>716905
>thumbs up
>Jason Todd: Ace Wingman
>>716906
I challenge you to a duel! There can only be one!
>>716908
I'm standing right here dude.
No.716910
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>>716903
>note to self; never float again ever
I know what you're doing.
>hoping she doesn't look too hung over
>>716905
>nodnod
Whatever you gave me is working like a charm.
No.716911
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>>716909
It's treason then.
>both sais pop out
HRRRRRAAAAAAAAHGUGUGHGUGHGUG
>he tried spinning
>that's a good trick
No.716912
>>716903
>...
Okay, good point.
>>716904
Every situation needs a straight man, and in this case it's me.
>>716902
See you, Ahri... Please, tell master that I'm sorry I never listened. Tell Nu to be nicer to her sister. Tell Hakumen he's a bitc-
>Into the sea of bread he goes
>>716900
>Suddenly drowning in bread is not so bad
No.716913
>>716910
yyeeaaah....I have a past with hang overs.....
>a hey you can read his mind!
>and now it's sad ans depressing
>>716909
god damnit Jay
>>716908
okay, we can't just hit him really hard, head trauma stop working on him years ago
No.716914
>>716910
No use reading my mind, I already learned how to think about one thing and do another.
Call it a mental de-sync.
>>716911
...
...
...
Okay! Time to kick this guy's ass!
>[CHAFF GRENADE]
>>716912
RIP in peace, Rumplestiltskin. One day I'll get your name right...
>>716913
>double thumbs up
No.716915
>>716909
And? That's part of the fun.
>oh god
>Moonman's learning
>>716912
I guess you're ri-
>blink
...Is he really fucking drowning? Seriously?
>>716913
No one said we had to hit him in the head.
No.716916
>>716914
>falls apart
>>716912
RAAAAGNA...HEEEEEELP MEEEEEE.
I'M TOO WEEEEEEAAAAK.
No.716917
>>716915
I say we use blow darts, but that's just me
>>716914
.....did you just kill Ahri's boyfriend?
No.716918
>>716915
You cheeky bastard.
>grinning ear to ear
>>716916
I am ending this here!
>>716917
Nnnno. Yes? Maybe. I lost track of how lethal baguettes can be.
No.716919
>>716917
If you've got blow darts to use, go for it. If not, I've got a different plan.
>>716918
I learned from the best.
No.716920
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>>716914
That sounds like something from a foolish comic book.
>>716913
>we all have baggage, Flash
>internally depressed for a moment
>brushes it off
So I've heard. I'm sorry if my drinking last night made you uncomfortable.
No.716921
>>716918
No...
NO
YOU WILL DIE!
>and nothing
This'll take awhile.
>recharging
No.716922
>>716918
someone should save him........god damnit it's going to be me........
>>716919
hold on, gotta save Ragna, or we'll have to deal with crying Ahri AGAIN
>>716920
nah you make a cute drunk
>dives in after Ragna
No.716923
>>716919
We're basically the Borg now.
>>716920
A trained monkey can do it.
An assassin like me just learned to take a simple talent and hone it into mental interference. S'called being a "null".
Fucks with telepaths.
>if she's listening in, it's like white noise in there
>>716921
...
>hucks another chaff at him
>>716922
That poor fool.
No.716924
>>716914
>pops back up
So as it turns out it's not that deep but I'm still going down just for the sake of it.
>>716915
For a few moments, yes. I don't recommend diving into a buncha bread with your mouth open.
>>716916
Uhh... sure. Let me just grab my-
>back into the bread he goes
No.716925
>>716923
You have to run out of those eventually!
>>716924
Well this is a predicament.
No.716926
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>>716922
>watches him dive in
Okay, I'll just wait for you then.
>>716923
Not quite. Bucky's the only one of us with robot parts.
>>716924
What, do I have to slap a "choking hazard" label on every baguette here?
No.716927
>>716924
NO YOU DON'T!
>you get pulled out
we are NOT dealing with a crying Ahri again!
>>716926
I got him, go with your plan
>>716923
if you mean me, then yes
No.716928
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>>716924
Gotcha, Randall.
>>716925
>points to his domino mask
Infinite ammo.
>>716926
Oh yeah.
>>716927
Flash! Nooooooo! Look out!
No.716929
>>716927
>takes a fish hook and some string out of his pocket
You have a motorcycle, right?
>starts tying the hook to the string
>Moonman no
>what are you planning
>>716928
Maybe someday we'll all be part robot. You never know.
No.716930
>>716922
>what toasty cheeks Sabrina has
You can't just say something like that and go...
>plucks a piece of bread from the bread ocean in disbelief
There is a point where this should have stopped
>>716923
...I see.
>severs the link
No.716931
>>716929
yeah outside
>>716928
look out?
>>716930
>pops back out
what? would you rather me say other stuff?
No.716932
>>716928
Well this sucks, but I refuse to give up my memelord title!
No.716933
File: 1451110161700.png (692.41 KB, 853x436, 853:436, NO DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON.png)
>>716927
LET ME GO BACK! LET ME GO BACK! I WAS FINALLY AT PEACE!
>>716926
Mmmmmmaybe.
>>716928
So you winning?
>>716925
Sure is. What's your plan?
No.716934
>>716929
Not sure if I should be excited or worried about that.
>>716930
>we now return to our regular programming
So can you hear Flash's goopsuit talk?
>>716931
>a shark made of baguettes is going at Flash
Mooooove!
>>716932
>
It's okay, the moment passed.
Your memes end here.
>>716933
I won 35 minutes ago, my friend.
No.716935
>>716933
Rely on my memes...
>>716934
NEVER! I WILL PASS MY MEMES ON!
No.716936
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>>716931
Mind if I borrow it? It's part of the plan.
>>716933
Do you really think I have time for that?
>>716934
What's there to worry about?
>distant Terminator theme music
No.716937
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>>716933
NO! you go back then me and Moon Knight have a crying Ahri to deal with! we have enough things to deal with then your girlfriend having the feels!
>>716934
gotta fight jaws with jaws!
>>716936
go for it
>throws him the keys
No.716938
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>>716931
>grabs a breadstick with TK
>smooshes it into his mask
>tastier than fruitcake, I hope
Is he really stuck in there.
No.716939
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>>716938
>tElL tHeM nOtHiNg
....yes and he's getting out of here, me and Moon Man are not dealing with more upset fox spirit!
No.716940
>>716935
Ashes to ashes.
>>716936
Everything now that we jinxed it.
>>716937
Eat that motherfucker!
No.716941
>>716940
Dust to dust...
I may fade...but my memes never will.
No.716942
>>716934
I can. It's like the most unsettling and jealous ex-lover you could imagine attached to his skin. It hates Parker and his wife with a passion...
>>716939
>fukc you
Is the fox crying that big a deal?
No.716943
>>716937
Awesome.
>goes outside
>drives Flash's motorcycle through the entrance
>gets off and ties the hook to the back of the motorcycle
>>716940
Guess that'd be my fault, then. Now hold still.
>shoves the fish hook through his cheek
>gets back on the motorcycle
>tosses a crescent dart at a jukebox
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOFOqOjJ9Wk
>Moonman no
>VROOOM
No.716944
>>716934
Right...
>>716935
I don't think that's gonna work anymore.
>>716936
...Maybe?
>>716937
Look, she's asleep right now! I'm not gonna die on fricking bread, okay? Just let me there for a few more minutes, there's something strangely calming about being buried in bread.
No.716945
>>716941
I reject your memes and substitute my own.
>>716942
You're gonna have to carry that weight.
>>716943
>what-
>dragged off
>>716944
>AAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.716946
>>716942
like nails on a chalk board
>>716944
FINE, but I swear to the uncaring god, if you die and leave us to deal with this I am going to reanimate you just to kick you in the ass!
>>716940
>and he's now fighting a bread shark
>just another night for Flash
No.716947
>>716944
Yes it will!
>>716945
YOU CAN'T CREATE MEMES!
MEMES ARE UNEXPECTED...THEY ARE...BIRTHED BY COINCIDENCE. LIKE CHILDREN BORN OUT OF LACK OF CONDOMS!
No.716948
>bursts in
HA HA HA
HAPPY JOY OF TAKING, MY FRIENDS
>drops a dead caribou on the floor
IT'S TIME TO FEAST!
No.716949
File: 1451111088009.jpg (398.8 KB, 762x761, 762:761, I don't think they kill pe….jpg)
>>716944
...Okay, well, I kinda do.
>>716945
>it's k
>Moon Knight's just driving around the Hall in circles
>but you're still getting dragged
>so I guess it's not okay
No.716950
>>716948
>
>piggybacking on Rider
At least you had the common sense to get off my back before hulking out.
No.716951
>>716945
...At least he's not bored anymore.
>>716947
Riiiight. Tell me how that goes.
>>716946
If I die such a lame death, I'd really deserve the ass kicking.
>weeeee
>back to the bread
No.716952
>>716947
I
>nyoom
REFUSE
>nyoom
YOUR
>nyoom
REALITY!
>>716949
MARC WHAT THE FUCK!
No.716953
>>716943
.....note to self
Never go with Marc's plan
>>716951
why does he want to bread so bad?
No.716954
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>>716950
Eh, so that's what that was? I thought you were a breeze the whole time.
>cheeki breeki
What a great holiday!
>pained muling from the caribou
>kicks it in the neck
HA!
No.716955
>>716951
I must take form of a previous life and ride the waves.
Shoobie.
>>716952
And I refuse yours!
>various Monsoon body parts start riding the bread like waves
No.716956
File: 1451111357632.jpg (540.04 KB, 846x770, 423:385, tumblr_luxvs1n2tt1qgtmejo1….jpg)
>>716954
>is
>is he saying I'm fat
>tugging on his ear
Gotta say, the mud thing really knows how to pick'em.
No.716957
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No.716958
>>716952
This is what happens when I try to be the funny one!
>>716953
I never said it was a good plan.
No.716959
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No.716960
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>>716955
>AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>716958
>rips the hook through his cheek and climbs onto the back of the bike
I'm gonna suplex you and this bike!
No.716961
File: 1451111497724.jpg (426.69 KB, 685x1043, 685:1043, 3155280-venom37cov_col_sm.jpg)
No.716962
>>716960
...Okay, I'm starting to regret this decision.
>>716961
I may have had a little too much to drink this Christmas. Or this is just the adrenaline talking.
No.716963
>>716962
oh great, now he's going to kick your butt
>>716960
come on Jay that's my bike
No.716964
>>716956
Ouch-hey!
>dramatic wincing
Eh, at no fault of his own, either.
>>716959
Whaaaat, a feast calls for meat!
>
Bah, don't look at me like that!
No.716965
>>716962
>cracks his knuckles
>and sticks a superhardened baguette in the front wheel
>time to flip
>>716963
>[crashing noises]
No.716966
>>716964
I can hardly believe you're the same little Servant.
>beard tug
Just look at you.
>
No.716968
File: 1451111982714.jpg (567.38 KB, 682x1017, 682:1017, f747a27474832dfc8c3ce029be….jpg)
>>716965
>watch where you crash
>...
Ow.
No.716969
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>>716960
WASH AWAY THE ANGER, SHOOBIE!
>waves right out the window
No.716970
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>>716964
Please kill it swiftly.
>huggan caribou
>so hard there's an audible neck snap
There.
>patpat deadmeat
You will make a fine meal...
No.716971
>>716963
...I don't know if this was worth it or not.
>>716965
Wait, what the fu-
>'[CRASHING INTENSIFIES]
No.716972
>>716967
>oops
>>716968
>
>>716971
>Jay regretted nothing
No.716973
>>716972
>>716971
......I'm not helping you two.......................................................................................god damnit
>props Jay up and removes Moon Man from the wreckage
No.716974
>>716966
Oi oi, watch the beard!
>smooths it back in place
>by smooth I mean roughly combs it every which way
I took what was rightfully mine by earning this body, a body big enough to handle this big, big world!
>>716970
For someone made of mud, you sure are sensitive about some things.
>nods at the deer
He will be remembered like all of my comrades and meals before me. As equals!
No.716975
>>716971
>watch out for the giant teenager father
...
>>716972
>...
>...
Good grief...
>where's Josuke when you need him
>>716973
That your bike?
No.716976
File: 1451112334803.jpg (342.83 KB, 1000x856, 125:107, tumblr_mi0q45q7Nk1rhserio1….jpg)
>>716974
I am as much a part of nature as it was. It is only right that I should care for them.
>
I am glad you came, Rider. I thought everyone had forgotten.
No.716977
>>716972
>
>neither did Moon Knight
>>716973
>>716975
>he's dead, Jim
No.716978
>>716974
I'll say.
>he's too manly to be cute
>huh
No.716979
>>716975
well it was
>>716977
crap can he recover?
No.716980
>>716973
>thanks m8
>>716975
>un-dies
>
Fucking Marc.
>>716977
>nudges the moonman
What the fuck, man.
No.716981
>>716976
>rubs the back of his head
Well...I guess I can't tell you not to care about anything.
>grins
Especially with your relationship with that Goldie.
>
Bah, the King of Conquerors missing a party! Absurd!
>>716978
>just wait
Now then, little Saber's Master.
>picks her off his shoulder
What are we going to do with you. Will you join me and Lancer here for a party?
No.716982
>>716981
>eeee
>mudhug
>git lifted
You are a true friend!
No.716983
>>716977
>it's ok I'm autistic
>...
>>716979
>picks the bike up one-handed
>JewJew a stronk
>and sets it on its side
Don't lend it to people.
>>716980
>
>
>k
>I've seen a lot
>but not that
Sure you don't have a Stand.
No.716984
>>716981
>ho jeez
>wobbles a bit off balance
Uh...
>I am not a party person
Saber's not here with me, you'll have to make do.
No.716985
File: 1451112742333.png (711.06 KB, 356x886, 178:443, Hooray for being in one pi….png)
>>716979
>who knows, Flash
>who knows
>>716980
>RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE
Uh... it seemed like a good idea at the time?
>>716983
>hey look
>two people that un-died
No.716986
>>716983
mistakes were made
>>716980
>>716985
well I hope you two are happy
No.716987
>>716983
Only thing I got is a "get out of death free" card.
>100% fine now
>>716985
Why?
>>716986
I'm fucking not, at least.
>he's still grinning
>mostly to reset the torn face muscles
No.716988
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>>716982
>whoa hey now
WAHAHAHAHA!
If I knew your hugs were are strong as your chains, I might not have come!
>looking around
Eh, but where's my little Assassin friend...
>>716984
Very well! I'm sure she's busy herself this time of night.
...At least in Canada.
>uh
You have a very confusing relationship with those two, you know.
>sits down
No.716989
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>>716985
>no sir I do not understand it
The hell...
>>716986
Mistakes that almost tore my clothes.
>>716987
Maybe you wanna explain that again.
No.716990
File: 1451113087211.jpg (50.89 KB, 353x500, 353:500, tumblr_ng457uXrBK1sp5mbyo1….jpg)
>>716988
I am glad you did!
>
Jack is sleeping.
No.716991
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>>716989
think my bike made it out worse
>>716987
well glade we're on the same page
No.716992
>>716986
...Would it make things better if I gave you money for a new motorcycle?
>>716987
I don't know, why'd you make it rain breadsticks?
>>716989
What'd I do?
No.716993
>>716988
Three.
>DragonSiggy sitting around
>slicing up the hydra that he and Enk found with Balmung
No.716995
>>716989
Lazarus Pit. 'Nuff said. Excelsior.
>>716991
At least.
>>716992
Those aren't the same, those aren't anywhere near the same!
No.716996
File: 1451113343443.jpg (180.52 KB, 850x601, 850:601, sample-eee143a2ae9dcfb51a1….jpg)
>>716990
Hmm, tuckered out, is she.
She'll need that extra sleep, we're going hiking tomorrow!
>Rider, friend to the friendless
>and also stripper lolis
Ah, I almost forgot!
>hands a crushed present to Enk
>>716993
Eh, that's a Saber?
I thought it was one of those costume people.
>that
>looks cool
>
It looks like I'm out of presents. But no matter!
>carving up the caribou with Swood of the Kupriotes
No.716997
File: 1451113429289.jpg (295.16 KB, 550x779, 550:779, 0ba7518aa1d11e683b4a6904aa….jpg)
>>716991
Yeah.
>
Seen a kid that kinda looks like me, hair looks like a shoe around?
>>716992
Died.
Came back to life.
>shrug
>>716995
Lazarus Pit...
That thing in the Middle East?
No.716998
File: 1451113445288.jpg (151.67 KB, 399x750, 133:250, tumblr_m7rzun4iQB1r3v85ro1….jpg)
>>716996
That sounds fun. Gilgamesh explored a mountain range we created when I first crashed into the Earth!
No.716999
>>716997
not that I've seen
>>716995
you owe me a bike
No.717000
>>716996
I thought you types could tell the difference between each other. Huh.
>
you gonna cook that or give everyone parasites?
No.717001
>>716994
>tosses him a wad of cash
Well, problem solved. Sort of.
>>716995
This is why you're the funny one, and I'm the straightman.
>>716997
Oh. Yeah, I do that sometimes.
No.717002
File: 1451113639213.jpg (63.58 KB, 736x346, 368:173, 5f6dafcf0eb9ca803e864e9510….jpg)
>>716997
That's one of'em.
Was, anyhow.
>>716999
Bill Moonman.
>>717001
Let's keep it that way.
No.717003
>>717001
>in the pouch it goes
now how am I going to get home?
>>717002
I did
No.717004
>>716998
Eh?
First you tell me you're made from the earth, now you tell me you crashed here?
If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were some kind of alien.
>just opens Enk's present for him
>Admirable Tactics shirt: get
>>717000
I can see why you do so well with those Sabers.
None of you can tell a joke when it's looking at you dead in the face.
>grinning
>rips a leg off
I plan on eating this myself, unless anyone else has another say. We Heroic Spirits don't have to worry about parasites, you know!
No.717005
File: 1451113810871.jpg (300.97 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-bc4d745f38b71439405….jpg)
>>716999
>spits
That's that, then.
>>717001
"Get out of death free" card too?
>>717002
>...
>...
It can bring anything back to life?
No.717006
>>717004
The gods made me, but they still had to bring me down from the heavens.
>tears his own arm off
>it dissolves into clay and reabsorbs from his foot
See? Earthly and divine.
>
>
>
I love it! A new tunic!
>puts it on over the one he's already wearing
No.717007
>>717002
Agreed.
>>717003
Can't you webswing home?
>>717005
You could say that. Mine's a little different than Jason's, though.
No.717008
>>717004
I'm a woman of reason, getting answers is something I like. Counter-information is interesting.
But I guess you don't really give a damn about that so I'll let it rest.
>interesting...
No.717009
>>717007
.....okay point to you
No.717010
>>717003
Well there you go.
>
Take my bike home.
>>717005
Doesn't matter. It got sealed up.
>
Never got your name.
Mine's Jason.
>>717007
Seriously though, what the fuck?
No.717012
>>717006
You mean to tell me they have earth in heaven?
Maybe it's not such a bad place after all.
>XXL, bby
>enjoi
A creature of the earth deserves to wear such a beautiful planet proudly on its chest! Merry Christmas!
>>717008
Nonsense. I don't do things I don't enjoy!
You interest me, I can see there's more in those eyes than that man from what seems like so long ago.
>bites into the haunch
>blood errywhere
No.717013
File: 1451114282614.jpg (69.35 KB, 500x493, 500:493, tumblr_nsekyhN4PN1qjzwqeo1….jpg)
>>717007
Jason?
>this guy wears a lot of white
>I like this guy
>>717010
Jotaro.
>...
Sealed up, huh.
What about the others.
No.717014
>>717012
Gilgamesh says your "Olympia" is made of earthly materials, there must be then!
I can't remember what the heavens were like, all that time ago. My head is too empty.
No.717015
>>717009
Still sorry about the bike, though.
>>717010
>blink
I...really don't know.
>>717013
The other guy who crashed.
No.717016
>>717015
it's fine, in a strange way your plan worked and we won't have to deal with Ahri crying
No.717017
>>717011
Gotcher back.
>>717013
Second verse, same as the first.
>>717015
Jeez.
No.717018
>>717012
Eh? Who do you mean?
No.717019
File: 1451114549665.png (367.27 KB, 500x727, 500:727, tumblr_nz5pacp06D1rg2ru1o1….png)
>>717015
So who're you.
>>717017
>...
>too many questions
Right. Just a hunch.
No.717020
File: 1451114696641.jpg (102.49 KB, 786x941, 786:941, He works at night, dressed….jpg)
>>717016
Guess everything worked out for the better, then.
>>717017
>sighs
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
>>717019
Moon Knight. Or Marc. Whatever you prefer.
No.717021
>>717014
To sit alongside Zeus and the whole crew, eh...
>
It sounds tempting, being able to view the world from an angle like that. But my place is the same as yours! Among the dirt!
Goldie has that flying machine, doesn't he? Why not go back?
>>717018
His eyes were soulless. Black with the death he had already decided for himself.
>shakes his head
Besides, there's always something to learn from another who thinks critically.
Tell me then, what you think.
No.717022
>>717021
>blink
Why go back?
They hurt my friend. I can't forgive them.
>frowns
>ruh roh
No.717023
>>717019
Dio, right.
>d e t e c t i v e
>>717020
And now all is forgiven.
No.717024
>>717021
>
>
>
Oh. Him.
>he was kind of cute
About what, Rider. Specify.
No.717025
>>717020
>hwat
>good to the grief
Marc it is.
>>717023
Yeah.
Didn't think anybody loyal to him would still be around.
No.717026
File: 1451115319482.gif (960.23 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 4ad7ded44e37d105642a702fa1….gif)
>>717022
>Cool Under Pressure: A+
And if what Goldie brags about is true, they're all dead anyway.
That kind of hurt isn't something someone should keep with them, you know.
Closure is a good enough salve.
>>717024
About anything! You're a woman of science, of reason, right?
Then you should be thinking at all times.
>shrug
But maybe this isn't the time to be put on the spot.
>rolls a wine barrel out of the deer
>Rider what the fuck
No.717027
>>717025
The name "Enrico Pucci" might interest you then.
No.717028
>>717027
>
Yeah. It might.
>where's Jolyne
Doesn't matter where you heard that either, right.
No.717029
>>717023
Really? That's all it took?
>>717025
>I didn't know Charlie Brown was a JoJo
So what's your name, then?
No.717030
>>717026
That's too broad a subject, you'd have me talking all night. Narrowing down what you want to know in actual queries will cut that down.
>...
>I'm gonna question it
How did you fit a wine barrel inside a formerly live caribou.
No.717031
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>>717026
>I should
>but
>deflates
I don't want to see them dead, it wasn't fair for anyone.
No.717032
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>>717030
>did the grin just get wider
Heheheh. Come now, am I really such a poor listener?
>Aristotle once mentioned how infuriating it was to teach Alexander because he'd have to keep answering constant questions instead of lecture
>pats the caribou
I assume they have ships in a bottle here too, eh? The same concept applies!
>>717031
War never is, except to the victor.
I never imagined I'd be giving advice to the second oldest hero, but there are still wonders in this world yet.
>swig
I don't really care what decision you make, only that you know it's yours!
No.717033
>>717028
I hear a lotta things.
>>717029
You're my best friend, what'd you expect?
No.717034
File: 1451115944653.png (432.83 KB, 593x550, 593:550, 4bee3c8b9c9a416add150e8ed5….png)
>>717032
Eh?
>Enk wasn't paying attention
No.717035
>>717029
>you have no idea
Jotaro.
What's with the suit.
No.717036
>>717032
Is that so.
>do I bother
>prods at the caribou
...
>how
Fine. If you really are curious as to what I have to say, I'll let you in on it.
No.717037
>>717033
I just didn't think it'd be that easy.
>>717035
>shrugs
It looks nice, what other explanation do I need?
No.717038
>>717034
You have your shirt on backwards!
>flips the new threads around
>maybe have swiveled Enk's entire body with it
>>717036
>veeeeeeeeeeeeeery carefully
Of course! Just allow me to get comfortable first.
>thoom
Ahh...You know, I feel sorry for those people that think they already know all they need to.
But I digress, let's hear the thesis of the little Saber's Master!
No.717039
>>717038
What's a shirt? I thought you gave me a tunic.
>arms and torso on backwards now
>head still fixed on Iskandar
>legs too
No.717040
>>717033
...
I'm gonna kill him.
Again.
>>717037
>...
>if you look very closely, you can see the ghost of a smile
Guess you don't.
No.717041
>>717037
I try for the people I care about.
>>717040
G'luck with that.
No.717042
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>>717038
>[wall of text]
>most likely interrupted at constant variables
Are you gonna keep interrupting?
No.717043
>>717039
That's not a tunic, this a tunic!
>points at his weird armored tunic
>poink
>
Oi, hold on now.
>moving clayapprendages around
>>717042
But it's interesting! There's nothing that says enthusiasm is discouraged, right?
No.717044
>>717040
>wait
>someone get me a microscope
I've got money to burn, might as well use it to dress nice.
>>717041
If you're expecting me to blush, prepare to be disappointed.
No.717045
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>>717043
>twisted every which way
Hey!
>now there's an arm on the side of his head
No.717046
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>>717041
>...
>nod
>>717044
I can understand that.
>been dressing like a pimp since he was 17
>Jojos are loaded
...
>walks out
No.717047
>>717043
>interesting
>
Fine, but I'm going to quiz you after to see if you retained anything.
No.717048
>>717044
Pfft. Dick.
>>717046
Guy's a bit too stoic but he's not bad.
No.717049
>>717045
Wait, wait, I think I got this.
Waver had one of those Mr. Potato Head things!
>[cartoon action cloud]
>Enk returned more or less to his old self
Hmm...
>squint
Where'd your ears go!?
>>717047
Sure!
>feeling around the diminished tunic
Ah, but I didn't even get to take notes this time.
>nods to himself
Demon summoning app...people are morons...I got this...!
No.717050
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>>717049
>ears slide up from Enk's ankles
There we go!
No.717051
File: 1451117142071.png (509.18 KB, 835x624, 835:624, 'Scuse me while I kiss the….png)
>>717046
>ayy
Well, see you, I guess.
>>717048
Huh. Didn't realize I looked like Nightwing.
>the cheesy jokes have arrived
No.717052
>>717049
Whaddya know, you actually listen.
No.717053
>>717051
Nah, you don't look like a pussy to me.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
No.717054
>>717053
Oh fuck, it came back.
No.717055
>>717050
Sheesh, it must be confusing with all those arms and legs everything!
>
Ah, I almost forgot. I got Goldie a present too.
>>717052
I said I would, didn't I?
You're kinda morose, but I like how you let people in more than others like you I've met.
>standing on tip-toes to reach the wine barrel
Are you really 200 years old?
No.717056
>>717055
Cryogenic freezing magic and intense regeneration, neat huh.
No.717057
>>717054
Nothing good lasts forever, huh. Maybe your spearfriend will help.
No.717058
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No.717059
>>717057
>sucking down eggnog like a champ
>fuck this sweater's comfy
Help wi what.
No.717060
File: 1451117670942.jpg (323.09 KB, 750x938, 375:469, Moon Knight has a fucking ….jpg)
>>717057
Hopefully. This is gonna get annoying fast.
No.717061
>>717059
Marc's dumb fucking god bird turned our lives into a sitcom.
>>717060
Seriously. I want to punch Khonshu in the cloaca.
>
Birds don't have dicks.
No.717062
>>717056
Yeah!
I don't think I'd want that to happen to me though if it came to that, you can only die your own death, why prolong it for longer than it should be, you know?
But then you wouldn't be able to see other planets-I'll wish for immortality--oh wait the Grail's broken...
>babbling
>>717058
Yeah!
>ornate knife get
This is the knife an assassin used to kill my dad.
I figured if he was gonna kill me after I conquer his entire treasury, he'd want to make it personal.
No.717063
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>>717061
>sssssssssssssssssssssip
>ip-ipi-ipi-p
>looking into her mug for more
...Sitcom?
No.717064
>>717061
Uh... thanks for the biology lesson, I guess.
No.717065
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>>717062
Huh. I hope you do not invite your demise too soon.
No.717066
File: 1451118200668.jpg (164.5 KB, 343x800, 343:800, 1d64252f2b12ab325c0b349dbc….jpg)
>>717062
>information sponge
>just sitting through his babbling, listening
No.717067
>>717063
>turns the TV on
>That 70's Show
Sitcom.
>>717064
The more you know.
No.717068
>>717064
Speakin' ay biology.
>tosses her mug away
>the dark swallows it up
Wha happened tae the stane I gave ye, boy.
>>717067
>staring intently at Red
I like that man.
No.717069
>>717065
Ha! Like it's that easy to get rid of Alexander!
>but Mini-
>shhh
Oi, somebody else finally came!
>>717066
...And that's why Uncle Darius named me his new heir!
>gleam
You're a good listener.
No.717070
>>717067
I didn't expect to learn much today, I'll say that.
>>717068
Don't worry, I still have it.
>takes it out of his pocket
No.717071
File: 1451118479967.jpg (63.58 KB, 736x346, 368:173, 5f6dafcf0eb9ca803e864e9510….jpg)
>>717068
I had a feeling you would.
>>717070
Unacceptable.
No.717072
>>717069
You literally just claimed that with zero basis.
>
I told you, I like information.
No.717074
>>717070
Sae wha's the trouble.
Ye ken how tae use a mute button, daen't ye?
>>717071
>Kelso getting bitched out
>mmmmmm
Whae dae ye need me again.
No.717075
>>717071
Our job is to kill, not teach, Jason.
>>717074
Hey, Jason namedropped you, not me.
>taps the rune
>MUTE
>it's time for glowy eyes again
...Better.
No.717076
>>717072
Eh? No, he just didn't want Bessus taking the throne instead, remember?
>shruh
Ah, I guess I can't blame you for not really listening. History's more interesting in the making!
That, and I think everyone's tired from all the food and stuff.
>>717073
The scary Lancer lady!
>oops
>whispers
The scary Lancer lady.
No.717077
>>717074
Guess we don't anymore.
>sssssip
>>717075
If GI Joe can do both, like fuck will I be outdone.
No.717078
File: 1451118881424.jpg (89.55 KB, 500x551, 500:551, tumblr_mi2kco3xxY1rddv82o1….jpg)
>>717076
>this kid
>well
>not-kid
So technically you didn't take what you wanted, it was given.
>c h e e k i
No.717079
>>717076
>head angles inhumanly to look at Scats
>...
>...
>...
>:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>717074
>:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
No.717080
>>717075
Naebody namedrops me, I gae where I please.
>except Gudako's party
>that was
>interesting
Ye sure I cannoe stab him?
>>717077
>whips around
Eggnog?
No.717081
>>717077
We're not gonna start doing public service announcements, are we?
>>717080
Not until I figure out a way for you not to take me down with him.
>...
>holds up the rune
Uh... thanks for giving me this, by the way.
No.717082
>>717080
Mitts off, I made this myself.
S'kinda like eggnog. Called "coquito".
>>717081
No. God no.
No.717083
>>717078
Give-
>blinkblink
Well that, sure. I mean, Persia was so close anyway, and there were enough people at war with me that I-
>guh
>giggles
Ha! I guess you got me after all.
>>717079
>m8 my face is magic and I can't even touch that level
Jeez...!
No.717084
>>717079
>uh
Wha's wi the mug, Enkidu.
>>717081
>shrug
We oal gotty gae sometime.
Except...me.
>guh
>waves off
Merry Day of the Birth, ay whatever.
>>717082
>squint
This'd be the season ay givin', boy.
I implore ye to reconsider.
No.717085
>>717083
It's just semantics.
>sits Mini in her lap
No.717086
No.717087
No.717088
>>717083
>m8 my face is literally perfect
I am very happy!
>>717084
>little sssssssiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssss
I am glad to see you!
No.717089
File: 1451119612691.png (245.03 KB, 675x996, 225:332, Does this look like the fa….png)
>>717082
Good. That'd be where I draw the line.
>>717084
Yeah, Merry Christmas to you too.
>...
You're not alone, y'know. Khonshu isn't gonna let me die anytime soon.
No.717090
>>717085
Are you trying to make me feel better?
>~
Of course they're different! What use is there in just getting things?
That's why I like watching videos of people fighting for toys for this Christmas thing. Real blood-pumping stuff!
>>717088
One down...uh...
Ah, I can't remember how many there are.
That blue Lancer should show up now though!
No.717091
File: 1451119895171.jpg (378.29 KB, 700x1006, 350:503, 99a719eb375b302337443212ac….jpg)
>>717088
>Oh, it's Gilgamesh's friend. I think that's a she.... or was it a he?
>Stares while trying to determine what gender you are.
No.717092
>>717088
>nnnnoooooooo thank you
>sidesteps the hug
Aye well. That's how it'd be, then.
No gold fool tonight?
>>717089
Mite different, that.
Ye squiz whale civilizations come an' go, messes wi yer perspective.
I dinnae want any ay ye tae huv yae live wi it.
No.717093
File: 1451120184868.png (203.52 KB, 700x568, 175:142, 0fd963f209d4b2b2e66ed266a0….png)
>>717090
Where is he?
>>717091
>it's no use, Enkidu has no gender
>>717092
>A+++ agility, bae
>git u hugged
Just me.
No.717094
>>717089
Dude people hate us. They wouldn't listen anyways.
>>717084
25th is over.
No.717095
>>717090
I enjoy understanding the meaning behind things.
>shrugs
No.717096
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>>717092
I understand. I wouldn't wish this fate on anyone either, but it's a lot easier to deal with knowing other people are along for the ride.
>>717094
You never know. We might have a fanclub out there somewhere.
No.717097
>>717093
Impossible. It must have one of the genders, unless it's both. Do I call him or she a heshe.
>Shakes my head.
>It doesn't matter.
Hello there sir.
No.717098
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>>717093
>goddamnit this is bullshit I eat Bulls of Heaven for lunch
>arms trapped under Enk
>just kinda
>awkwardly pats his thigh
Mm.
Yer party'd be a right mess, innit.
>>717096
Spoken like ye never thought about it longer than ye hud tae.
>glare
Oar jest selfish.
No.717099
No.717100
>>717093
How should I know?
>points at Scat
But that's his teacher, isn't it?
>>717095
On that we agree!
But you've said that more or less for the past couple of minutes.
Which means you need a present to open!
>
Uh...
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>>717097
>or neither
>clay and soil has no need for gender
>Paradoxical Beauty~
Eh?
>>717098
>tfw in order to raise agility to A+++, every other parameter has to go down to E
>oh well
>haha mutable stats
I thought more would come, but I was wrong.
>>717100
She is?
No.717102
>>717100
I'm tired of talking for once.
>rubs her sore jaw
No.717103
>>717101
>I winder if I can grow a tree out of him.
I apologize to bother you but your friend left this giant tree here, and I was wondering if it was ok to take it down.
No.717104
>>717101
Uh huh!
>
At least I think so. It's either her or that other pink haired lady with the big...hat.
>>717102
A new achievement! Now you can focus on outdoing yourself next time!
>GETTIN' FIRED UP
Ah, if that's what you want, I guess.
I'm ok to not talk too!
>...
>...
>this is impossible
No.717105
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No.717107
>>717098
I'm not trying to sound selfish, I'm trying to make a point. If immortality's the hand we've all been dealt, it'd make sense to stick together.
No.717108
>>717101
>Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenk
Sae did I.
>where the fuck is Setanta.
>tiny pout
>picks his fingers off
People huv their ain thing gaein, ye ken.
No.717109
>>717103
No!
>pupils take on predatory slits
It's important.
>growing tree branch-like horns
I won't let you.
>>717104
That magus is ridiculously powerful for a human.
>>717108
>fingers snapped off
Ow!
>new ones growing back as the old ones melt into Enk's hands
I hope guard dog is having a nice night.
No.717110
No.717111
No.717112
>>717104
>sheesh
>nods off pretty quickly
No.717113
>>717107
Maybe I'd be the crazy yin then.
>you think
>shut up, brain
It's oal ye folk care aboat these days. How tae live longer, look younger.
>shakes her head
>>717109
If he's no, I'll gi him somethin' tae cry aboat.
>Scat that's not even how that goes
No.717114
>>717109
She's got some cool eyes too!
>
Except they kinda look like Lancer's when he died...
>>717112
>?
Eh?
>pokepoke
...Heh. Guess I wasn't that interesting after all.
>snuggles in
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>>717109
No need to get so angry about it. A simple no would of sufficed.
>So I can grow a tree out of his head.
>I really don't want to fight.
No.717116
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>>717113
The main reason I wanted to be immortal is so other people who were gonna live forever wouldn't have to leave me behind. That, and I'd always be able to kill off criminals to make the world a safer place. It was never just about me.
No.717117
No.717118
>>717116
Immortality is a curse. It's basically you get front row seat to watch everything die around you while you're unable to.
No.717119
>>717118
It's only a curse if you view it as one. Surround yourself with enough immortal people and it seems like less of a problem.
No.717120
>>717119
That's if you're able to find them. Finding people that are immortal in Gensokyo is a blessing.
No.717121
>>717120
Maybe that's a sign that you should start looking elsewhere.
No.717122
No.717123
>>717121
Once you've found your way into Gensokyo it means either two things. You have been forgotten by everyone in the world and found yourself in the land, or you killed yourself, but no one actually cared about your death so you were reborn in Gensokyo. It actually doesn't matter how you got to Gensokyo, it just means that you're trapped there forever.
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>>717123
So why are you here? "Trapped forever" implies there's no way out.