No.717130
Anything new on either front?
>Negative, nothing new to report.
Send word to try the long range scanners. I'll take over from here, go get some rest.
>Thank you, sir.
>the trooper salutes and walks away
>slumps against the wall and shakes his head
Why does this feel like something U4 would have done.
No.717131
>hey look who pulled himself together after blowing up last night
No.717132
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No.717133
>>717132
it's a long story that involves bread going to my ass
No.717135
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>>717134
do ya really want to know?
No.717136
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>>717135
No.
>
What should we do today, Brain?
No.717137
>>717136
I'm going to go take a dump, you keep ya eyes out for Yarg and Bow head!....and if Ahri pops up pull on her tails
>goes to the bathroom
brb
No.717138
>>717137
Okie
>salutes crisply
Roger.
>hops into a fort of sandbags, binoculars out
No.717139
>>717138
>flushing sound
okay that was more painful then it needed to be
No.717140
>>717139
>gas mask on
>DarthVader.mp3
For you
No.717141
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No.717142
>>717140
so anything happen?
No.717143
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>>717142
Nothing to report. Must be the sign.
>a messily written note hangs from the bunker
>"No animal people or Yangs"
No.717144
>>717143
well that takes care of that! now to move on to hurting Stumpy
No.717145
>in the shower
Did somebody take a dump while I was in here? How did I not notice that?
>resumes showering
WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO IS THAT GIRL I SEE? STARING STRAIGHT. BACK AT MEEEEEE.~
WHEN WILL MY REFLECTION SHOOOOOOOW WHOOOO I AM INSIIIIIIIIIDDDDEEE?!~
No.717146
>>717145
not singing make a man out of you.....such dishonor
No.717147
>>717144
>starts tossing medieval tools out from the bunker
>sword, mace, crossbow guillotine
Any plans?
>>717145
>internally kekking
>externally kekking
The mirror never lies~
No.717148
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>>717146
When singing a full soundtrack you go in track order. You don't just jump to the best song.
No.717149
>>717147
he's got himself a girl, I need to put a end to this!
>>717148
but in the shower ya gotta hit the best song to start ya day out
No.717150
>>717147
See, she gets it
>>717149
I sang the Hercules soundtrack when I was on my morning errands. Day started just fine.
No.717151
>>717150
whaaaaaat? not singing the Aladdin soundtrack? how can you jump around roof tops not singing One Jump
No.717152
>>717149
>shakes her head
It's too soon. We have to wait until he's in looove with her.
>fake gagging noise
And then we take it away!
>Aladdin
>Friend Like Me plays distantly
>>717150
Now just sing Tubthumping and you'll be golden.
No.717153
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>>717151
I caught spider-man doing it once and I don't want to seem like a copy cat
>>717152
I don't do request.
No.717154
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>>717152
......shit ya got me there, kinda strange a psychic wanting to be with jock, ya'd think he wouldn't interest her at all
>>717153
freaking Spider-Man, he ruined Scotland!
No.717155
>>717153
Then you're a horrible DJ.
>flushes the toilet
>cold water ahoy
>>717154
Maybe there's something deeper inside of him she sees. A complex man, with interesting thoughts.
>...
PFFFFFBTHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAH
No.717156
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>>717155
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
No.717157
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>>717154
what'd he do now?
>>717155
I'm not DJ. I'm DP. As In Deadpool.
>jokes on you
>all my showers are cold
No.717158
>>717157
according to the Daily Bugle
everything
No.717159
>>717156
>wipes the tears starting to ebb
Oh, oooh...I crack me up. Who knows though, psychics are weird. Let's not engage her directly, by the way.
>>717157
>boooo
>to the joke and the shower thing
So I've heard. Any relation to the blonde using your name, by the way?
No.717160
>>717159
yeah who knows what's going on in her mind
>
No.717161
>>717158
I don't read the Bugle. Not since they stopped publishing Ask Arturo
>>717159
Somebody else is going by Wade?
No, but I know what you're talking about and I'm going to ask you to stop.
No.717162
>>717161
why did they stop doing that?
No.717163
>>717162
Apparently he was into LARPING as a teenage vampire pony girl.
No.717164
>>717163
I've never felt more disgust in my life till right now
No.717165
>>717160
>the photoshops begin
Something about psychic animals...
>raspberry
That takes care of Flash, the Rubies, Ahri...anyone else left to spite?
>>717161
What's the matter, aren't you glad your likeness is empowering women?
>snorts
Fine, fine, if only to keep myself from gagging.
No.717166
>>717165
hhmmmm
>flips through the list
Detroit
No.717167
>>717164
Right? I mean it could only have been worse if he liked to pretend he was from an alternate universe.
>>717165
Empower whoever using my look. I just think it took a variant joke a little too far. I mean, I haven't actually spent anytime with Gwenpool. It could be fun.Or it could be terrible and quickly forgotten.
No.717168
>>717167
he didn't even AU it? such dishonor!
No.717169
>>717166
So, do we stroll downtown with a Confederate flag, or our pockets full of money?
>>717167
Anything to fill Mr. Marvel's wallet. But let's hope it's the latter.
No.717170
>>717169
nah we WMD it into the ground
No.717171
>>717168
Not only did he not AU it, he claimed that he was OC Donut Steal
>>717169
More money for mister Marvel means more action for me. So lets hope its a big success. I mean, drop in a bucket but I don't want to have a failure in the Deadpool brand.
No.717172
>>717171
why the hell would anyone do that!
No.717173
>>717170
That's more warfare than spite. But let's do it~
No.717174
>>717173
just watch out for Robocop, he has a warrant for my arrest
No.717175
>>717172
Some people just want to watch the world burn
No.717177
>>717175
I am aware, as I enjoy that too
>>717176
well I tried to bomb the place before
No.717178
>>717177
...huh.
>shrugs
Off to see Roman for that WMD, be back soon~
>flash
No.717180
>I wonder if these will suffice.
>Sits next to the window, waiting.
No.717182
>>717181
That girl is on fire.
Um miss.
No.717183
>>717182
Heeeey.
>Cozy under the curly nest of fire
What's up?
No.717184
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No.717185
>>717183
Actually never mind. For a second there I thought your life might be in danger, but that does not seem to be the case.
No.717186
>>717185
My life is usually in danger, but no, at this current moment my danger levels are not high.
>The flames go out
Thanks, though!
>>717184
Hey, how are you Flash?
No.717187
>>717186
shocking good for once....well sept that Jay and Moon man wrecked my bike last night, but Jay gave me his and Moonman gave me money to get a new one
No.717188
>I hope these flowers suffice.
...There is no seat good enough.
>what to do
>「G O L D E X P E R I E N C E」
>ornate chair made of dried ivies and vines
Perfect.
No.717189
>>717187
Man...if someone had ruined my bike, I'd lose my mind. Bumblebee's one of a kind. But hey, least they replaced it for you.
No.717190
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>>717186
Wait, why is your life always in danger? Actually, I think I can figure that out by your choice of weapons.
No.717191
>>717189
that's what friends are for, wreck your stuff, help you fix it, so how are things with you and Blake?
No.717192
>>717188
If you wanted a seat you should of requested me to get you one.
>Good thing I have a spare.
Anyways, I bought you these flowers to put on your friend's grave.
No.717193
>>717192
I should have.
>nods
What a coincidence. I brought some as well. They were his favorites.
No.717194
>>717193
I am sorry for your lost. I am sure that he lived a fruitful life.
No.717195
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>>717194
It was cut short. Too short.
>fuggin Chariot Requiem
>fuggin bodyswap
But I avenged him, so it is not all bad.
No.717196
>>717190
Because danger is my middle name.
>...
Actually it's Xiao
>>717191
Blake is real good. Faunus Christmases are weird, but it was fun.
How about you, how are you goopy?
No.717197
>>717195
Sometimes....
>Sighs.
Sometimes avenging someone is not the answer.
>Points to your chest.
It won't fill the hole that the killer left you with.
No.717198
>>717197
It is the only thing I could do.
Gold Experience can't bring back the dead.
>>717196
>why is her head on fire
>is that the "Ghost Rider" I was told about
No.717199
>>717196
well I went to the Avengers Christmas party, then visited both Spiders and Bat families, then partied out with the Guardians of the galaxy, took Sabrina with me, she's great, has a nice signing voice
No.717200
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>>717196
>…
>Smiles.
I think danger would be a fitting title for you, maybe the Burning Danger. I don't know, I am not the best when I give people titles.
>>717198
If you ever did find a way to bring them back I would recommend that you don't, because they would regret being alive again.
No.717201
>>717198
>Some call me a real hothead
>But I'm just a big guy
>>717199
>:O
All those parties, holy moly...aww well, I had a fun night with the guys.
>Seeing Ruby was nice...
What's a Sabrina?
No.717202
>>717200
I already knew that.
>I miss Bruno
>>717201
>such a lust for bigness!
>WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!
No.717203
>>717201
she's a psychic....uses her mind to do stuff
>lIkE tAlK tO mE
yes like talk to you....uh my suit just spoke
>tElL hEr nOtHiNg!
No.717204
>>717200
Burning Danger...that's a tagline if I ever heard it!
>Slaps her on the back heartily
You've got a real good thinker up there. What's your name?
No.717205
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>>717204
Gah!
>Shakes my head.
Sakuya Izayoi. Sakuya as in sixteenth night. Izayoi as in a blooming flower.
>>717202
Good, at least your not like the people that would do anything to get the one they care about back.
No.717206
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>>717205
It would invalidate everything they've done. They deserve better.
No.717207
>>717202
>The memeing rises
>>717203
Your suit can talk?
>I wonder what my suit is thinking
>So much...flesh...to hold...
Huh. Well, she sounds like she's tough as nails.
>No Yang, don't fight her
No.717208
>>717205
Huh. I'm Yang Xiao Long. Yang as in Yang, and Long as in Long.
No.717209
>>717207
she can take a drink I'll tell you that, but she mainly battles with these strange animals
No.717210
>>717206
>Smiles.
I am sure they are thankful for everything you've done.
>>717208
Yang Long.
>Ying Yang.
What brings you to this realm?
No.717211
>>717207
>when legion is in ashes, you have my permission to meme
>>717210
I hope so.
>
When we fought, you used a Stand. Not just any Stand, but The World.
How?
No.717212
>>717211
>The world manifest behind me.
It has been with me ever since I defeated Dio that one time. I don't know how I got it, but it allows me to stop time for twenty seconds.
No.717213
>>717209
Strange animals? Is she a Grimm tamer?
>The excitement is slowly building
Now I knowI gotta fight her.
>>717210
This is the only place with people I can punch that don't black out.
...and some of my pals show up here sometimes. How about you?
>>717211
>GO
>GOTHAM IS YOURS
No.717214
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>>717212
>「Gold Experience」
I have heard some Stands can be used by other people, we called those "community Stands".
But The World isn't one them. Curious...
>>717213
>so you came back to your board to meme
I hope you won't beat on miss Sabrina.
No.717215
>>717213
what? no there called Pokemon or something and no Yang no! no fighting her
No.717216
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>>717213
Search and destroy mission.
>But I am not in the military anymore.
>>717214
You'll have to ask your fath- never mind scratch that idea.
No.717217
>>717214
Aww, it's just a little sparring, I won't rough her up too much. Unless...she's sickly or something?
>>717215
Flash, I know what you're thinking, and yes, it could be dangerous. But it could also...be a lot of fun. For me.
>:D
>>717216
Eh? You? Who are you destroying?
No.717218
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>>717217
Well, I am not actually destroying anyone yet, but if I have to then I will.
No.717219
>>717216
Jonathan Joestar died near the turn of the 20th century.
>he means he doesn't consider Dio to be his father, but Jonathan's body
Dead men tell no tales.
>>717217
>gauging dem biceps
You'd probably punch her head off.
No.717220
>>717217
Yang you punch like a shotgun that shoots fire, and she's not a fighter Yang you may end up servery wounding or killing her
No.717221
>distant car engine noises
No.717222
>>717221
>I see
>a man with refined taste in vehicles
>thanks Gold Experience for literally giving me hawk eyes
No.717223
>>717222
>self-driving vehicles, too
>the future is now
>starts heading down into the swamp
No.717224
>>717223
>I should get a self-driving car
>that'd be cool
>got a turtle that turns into a panic room tho
Interesting...
No.717225
>>717223
Marc where are you going?
No.717226
>>717218
>But you said search and destroy...
Who might you be destroying, though?
>>717219
I would not!
>Glances at her pythons
>...
>Flex
Yeah, I guess you're right, huh. I'll leave the little psychonaut alone, then.
>>717220
>All wounds heal...
>Guh.
Already gave it up. I guess today she escapes unscathed.
No.717227
>>717224
>turtles are cool too
Technology's come pretty far, hasn't it?
>>717225
Same place I always go, Flash.
No.717228
>>717226
thank you, if it makes you feel better you can box with Hawkeye
>>717227
to pee behind that one tree?
No.717229
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>>717226
>dem guns tho
If you are interested in a fight to pass the time, I could oblige you.
>>717227
Very. Though, I do like being driven by a person.
No.717230
>>717228
...What the hell are you talking about?
>>717229
I used to have a friend who piloted a helicopter for me, but we don't work together anymore.
No.717231
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>>717230
Had a falling out?
Bridges shouldn't be burned needlessly.
No.717232
>>717230
you got out your car and started walking into the swamp
No.717233
>>717231
He... didn't agree with my attitude towards certain things.
>>717232
Yeah? Still not seeing what you're getting at.
No.717234
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>>717228
>Puts her dukes up
Any time, any place.
>Her watch beeps
...eeeexcept for now. Yang's gotta skeedaddle!
>>717229
As soon as I've got free time, I'm going to take you up on that so hard! But I promised I'd be home to help Ruby with some homework, sooo...再见~
>Hops onto Bumblebee
>Zooms away
Back in a bit
No.717235
>>717233
Ah. A conflict of interests.
>>717234
...I have no idea what she said at the end.
No.717236
>>717235
That's essentially what happened. Among other things.
No.717237
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>>717234
good luck!
>>717233
well why are you walking out into the swamp?
No.717238
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>>717236
I see.
>
I am Don Giovanna. Who are you?
No.717239
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>>717237
...To get over here?
>>717238
Marc Spector. Maybe you've heard of me before.
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>>717239
better question....why?
No.717241
>>717239
I have. Hopefully you've heard of me.
>being a mafia boss and all
No.717242
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>>717240
Got tired of dropping in through the roof. Decided to actually drive here for once.
>>717241
>nods
You're relatively famous. I don't deal with mafias very often, though.
No.717243
>>717242
I am not here on business, so here's to not needing to clash.
I am looking for a man named Dio Brando.
No.717244
>>717242
that seemed complicated
No.717245
>>717243
The time-stopping vampire everyone's afraid of?
>>717244
It's a limousine. How complicated could it be?
No.717246
>>717245
you drove a limousine out in a swamp?
No.717247
>>717245
It is not fear, but annoyance.
Loose ends that were tied up should stay tied up, you see.
No.717248
>>717246
>shrugs
It's not the weirdest thing I've done.
>>717247
I take it that means he's on the loose again.
No.717249
>>717248
You catch on quickly.
No.717250
>>717248
sadly neither is dragging Jay by his face
No.717251
>>717249
>nods
I've been trying to improve my detective skills for a while now. So what happened to him?
>>717250
Yeah. That wasn't one of my brightest ideas.
No.717252
>>717251
could be worse.....hey Marc can I ask you something?
No.717253
>>717251
He was dead. Then he wasn't.
The troubling thing is, I had placed him in an infinite loop of death. There should not have been a way out, and yet he is gone.
No.717254
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>>717252
Go ahead.
>>717253
So there's something out there that can break people out of an infinite death loop. Scary.
No.717255
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>>717254
you ever have weird dreams...not like our level of weird like demi gods or aliens talking to us I mean like "what was that about" weird
No.717256
>>717254
You seem to emphasize fear.
No.717257
>>717255
Yeah... why?
>>717256
>nods
If you can make someone afraid of you, you hold power over them. Makes dealing with people a whole lot easier.
No.717258
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>>717257
But what happens when they are not afraid.
No.717259
>>717257
so I had this dream that I was Flash Gordon, and the theme song was playing and I was on this hover thing and I swear there was this woman holding on to me, but when I looked back to see who it was I woke up
No.717260
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>he put flowers
>on his grave
...
>+2 to respect
No.717261
>>717258
Then you have to do things the hard way.
>>717259
Huh... yeah, that's definitely weird.
No.717262
>>717260
>homies 4ever
Signore Kujo.
>>717261
>I can respect that
>nod
No.717263
>>717261
and it felt like I was forced awake, has that ever happened to you?
No.717264
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>>717262
>there is no time for tears
>only internal ORA
Giorno.
>...
>tips his hat
What'd you find out.
>that's about as close to a "thanks" as anyone will ever get
No.717265
>>717264
>no tears until the end
He is in hiding, with the help of his servants.
That is all I found.
>
Dio may not be the real problem, but a symptom.
No.717266
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>>717262
>shrugs
Everyone's afraid of something. Some people are just more open about their fears than others.
>>717263
Occasionally. But I think I know what happened.
No.717267
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No.717268
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>>717265
Symptom of what.
>hiding
>I really don't wanna go back to Egypt
>...no, even he can't travel thousands of miles in a day
>he's somewhere here
The maid?
No.717269
>>717266
Not everyone.
>>717268
>World Over Heaven
>what a fucking dick, amirite
She only revealed to me the names "Enrico Pucci" and... "Vanilla Ice".
I assume not the singer.
No.717271
>>717270
oh hey Sabrina, boy do I have a crazy dream to tell you
No.717272
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>>717269
>rrr
Ice was Polnareff's fight.
>Pucci
>uh
Jolyne...
No.717273
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>>717267
Wasn't that girl you took to the Avengers party a psychic? She might've used her powers to wake you up.
>>717269
You may be right. But so far, everyone I've dealt with fears something. I just have to figure out what it is.
>>717270
>I hope she didn't just hear me.
No.717274
>>717273
>wasn't paying attention
>but I did hear that
>grunts simply
What.
>>717271
Let's hear it, then.
No.717275
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>>717272
Signore Polnareff is...
>dead
>murdered
no longer with us. In body, at least.
>>717273
Good luck.
No.717276
>>717273
huh.....
>>717274
so I had this dream where I was Flash Gordian and on one of those hover things and this woman was holding me from behind but when I tried to see who she was I felt like I was forced awake
No.717277
>>717275
Don't need you to tell me that
>das my fraynd
>
What do you mean, body.
No.717278
>>717274
Uh... I didn't say anything.
>>717275
Luck's not what got me this far.
>Yeah, I am. You're welcome.
>>717276
It makes sense, doesn't it?
No.717279
>>717277
>sits down in a conveniently lavish chair
>thanks GE
>Coco Jumbo in his lap
Would you like to see him?
>>717278
>
>
>
A Stand user?
No.717280
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>>717276
>who is Flash Gordon
I see. And what do you think that signifies? Is there a woman holding you down?
>...
>oh lord is it me
>>717278
>squint
>squiiint
Be wise, Moon Knight. How goes your eve?
No.717282
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>>717280
no idea, could be my suit messing with me
>>717278
eeeeh could be the alien being a dick
No.717283
>>717281
>places a key in the hollow indentation on turtlebro's back
>
>
>
>
>Can it be? Jotaro!
No.717284
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>>717283
>
>
>
You look like shit.
No.717285
>>717284
>Ha! You try losing your legs! And, ah, body.
>How long has it been?
No.717286
>>717279
>[buzzer noise]
>Wrong! Wanna try again?
...Khonshu's not a Stand.
>>717280
I've been doing alright. What about you?
>>717282
Huh. Didn't realize symbiotes could mess with your dreams.
No.717287
>>717286
Looks like one to me.
No.717288
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>>717285
>uh
About 15 years.
Why didn't you ever call while you were in Italy.
No.717289
>>717288
>I was busy protecting the Arrow. Dio, it's how Dio got his Stand! So I couldn't just let one fall into anyone else's hands again, right?
>Pol you missed all of Morioh
No.717290
>>717286
yeah it can be a real ass
No.717291
File: 1451176742629.jpg (114.63 KB, 792x1224, 11:17, 3ae0805b9f54125f3de9223fe1….jpg)
>>717289
...Right.
>he doesn't even know about Josuke
>jeez
>wait
There's more than one.
No.717292
>>717291
>...
>...
>...
>WHAAAAAAAAT?!
No.717293
>>717282
...interesting. Perhaps it just was the symbiote.
>>717286
Listening to...Flash Gordon tell me about his dreams. And being thankful that not many people caught sight of my Christmas shenanigans.
No.717294
>>717293
did you just call me Flash Gordon?
No.717295
>>717287
What if I told you he was a god?
>>717290
Huh. No wonder Peter got rid of it.
>>717293
Even if they did, couldn't you use your powers to make them forget?
No.717296
>>717292
Shut up for a second.
SFW sent me back to Japan a few years ago. Some place called Morioh.
Enya had another Arrow, she gave it to some guy to raise a secret army for Dio.
And...
>...
No.717297
>>717295
I would not be surprised. Anubis was a Stand, or so I was told.
>chekkomaitu
No.717298
>>717296
>S-so you're telling me I did all that for nothing! Aw, now I feel like an asshole!
>Ahh, my time's running out.
>Hey, Jotaro. Visit me again, will you?
>back into the turtle
No.717299
>>717295
Peter doesn't need it either
No.717300
>>717294
Humor is not my strong suit, it would seem...
>>717295
...I could. But that would be abuse of my gifts.
>like I used to do
>winces
The mind is a sanctuary I only alter when necessary.
No.717301
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>>717300
you're trying, that counts
>pats her head
No.717302
>>717297
>Anubis? Who gives a shit about that guy anymore?
>Shut up.
...So gods can be Stands too. Interesting.
>>717299
Yeah, well, I'm just happy you're able to control it. We'd all be in trouble if a guy like me ended up bonding with a symbiote.
>>717300
So what exactly would make wiping someone's memories "necessary?"
No.717303
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>>717298
>...
>...
No.
Not for nothing.
No.717304
>>717302
we all have our inner demons Marc, who's to say I could control what's in you if it was me who had it?
No.717306
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>>717302
What a bothersome god.
>>717303
>tucks Coco back into the jacket
>this feeling
>I feel you deeply
No.717307
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>>717306
>that's a sea turtle
>I love sea-no focus
This Enrico Pucci guy.
His Stand can turn people's souls into video disc things.
>but that Arrow
But that's not the problem.
No.717308
>>717307
>that
>could be a problem
Then what is?
>>717305
>w h a t
No.717309
>>717304
Yeah, I guess you're right. Still, makes you wonder what life would be like if things turned out differently...
>What if I was Venom?
>shivers a little
>>717305
>ho-lee Jesus
>what is that?!
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
>>717306
>nods
Been stuck with him for years. Other than the fact he brought me back to life, he hasn't been very helpful.
No.717310
>>717301
>mind the claws
>pacified slightly
Usually by now Jason Todd has come to sweep you into wild shenanigans. I'm impressed, you might have a quiet evening.
>>717302
Erasing stolen information and numbers. Saffron is Kanto's financial hub, many people come to me with complaints of credit card and identity thefts.
>opens a glowing window with her hands
>a bird's eye view of Saffron City
No.717311
>>717308
Hello, Giorno-kun!
>>717309
Marc-kun, there's no need to be so mean.
No.717313
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>>717309
try not to think about it.....
>>717310
dough it.....
>leans in close
of course if you wanted a noisy evening.....
No.717314
>>717308
That Arrow you have.
It's not the only one.
>DUN DUN DUN
I'm guessing Pucci's Stand after it's stabbed can do whatever it was that brought Dio back.
So we gotta find this guy.
No.717315
>>717309
I am sorry for that.
>>717311
>uh
How do you know my name?
>>717314
Oh. I knew that. Diavolo had three. He passed one to Polpo, who I killed and retrieved it from, signore Polnareff had one as well, which is the one I carry.
>sheesh
We will find him.
No.717316
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>>717315
>three
>three
Good grief...
So there's one unaccounted for.
>
What's the stabbing do.
No.717317
>>717310
Sounds like a lot of responsibility. But the crime rate in Saffron must not be that high if you've got time to come here.
>>717311
...It talks. And it knows my name.
>This oughta be good.
>>717313
Little late for that. At least it's only a thought.
>>717315
>Don't be. I'd give Marc all kinds of powers if he actually did what I told him to. Or maybe I wouldn't. The guy acts like he's allergic to being strong.
...I appreciate the sentiment, Giorno.
No.717318
>>717315
Silly Giorno-kun.
I know everyone.
>>717317
And audience?
How fun.
Don't you want to ask something, Marc-kun.
No.717319
>>717316
Striking the User will grant a Stand a new ability. Striking the Stand evolves it into a new form.
>>717317
>don't think Gio don't know a motherfucker when he hears one
There is a catch.
>>717318
What are you?
No.717320
>>717312
hey Jay
>>717317
keep it that way, one nightmare in your life is enough
No.717321
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>>717313
>every window in the vicinity cracks
>reddens
You're in public, you neanderthal, you shouldn't speak so crassly...
>...
>gives a quick peck
>>717312
Right on time. Status quo is safe for another night.
>psi-helmet on
>my body is ready
>>717317
None. They don't push me after dealing with the Rockets. I won't let my city become a crime haven again.
No.717322
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>>717319
>...
Ok.
Keep that thing away from everyone.
In the meantime, I'm calling SPW.
Let's try not to do any more reporting.
>SP kicks off
No.717323
>>717320
Yo, Flash.
>>717321
Aw give it a rest, I don't even take Flash on shenanigans anyways.
By the way your nips are jabbing through your top.
No.717324
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>>717321
I'll take what I can get
>>717323
yeah you only take me on life and death shenanigans
No.717325
>>717318
I have several questions. First one being "What do you want?"
>>717319
>Of course! He has to kill people so I'll be entertained.
>if you listen closely, you can hear Moon Knight holding back screams
>>717321
>low whistle
Impressive. Too bad the criminals around here don't know when to quit.
No.717326
>>717319
What am I?
That's a good question, but not the right one.
I'm tired, I guess~
Tired of waiting.
>>717325
Now that's a better question, Marc-kun.
But it's not what I want.
It's what you want.
No.717327
>>717323
Damnit, I told Karen this was too revealing...
>adjusts the girls irately
>>717324
There will be more to come. When we're not surrounded by people, anyway...
>>717325
But you see...as long as we keep them in here talking, they aren't destroying anything out there.
No.717328
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>>717322
That... went well.
>>717325
>shakes his head
I can see why you do not listen, Mr. Knight.
>>717326
>I
>don't think I like the direction this is going
...
No.717329
>>717324
Emergencies, yeah.
>>717327
Way to point out the Hall's purpose. You just figure it out, Shirley?
No.717330
>>717327
my place or yours?
>arm around her
>>717329
or when you need wrecking ball
No.717331
>>717320
Yeah. I'd hate to have another voice in my head.
>>717326
What the hell are you talking about?
>>717327
Exactly. Makes our lives a whole lot easier.
>>717328
...Sometimes I do. It depends.
No.717332
>>717328
You're not at a loss for words, are you?
But that's just like self-driven men like you, isn't it.
>smiles
But even you sought out Bruno often enough, hm?
>>717331
All humans have desires, Marc-kun.
Some are just stronger, or more ambitious than the others.
Ah, but then you're barely human at all, aren't you?
No.717333
>>717331
if you did....politics, you can be your own party, running mate and all
No.717334
>>717329
Ages ago. The unwarranted condescension is noted, though.
>>717330
>tsk
As if it were a local bar. Shameless, all of you.
>mine
>>717331
Though I do wonder if anyone will try to destroy this concentrated lump of crime someday. Chemotherapy, in a way.
>tch
You have voices in your head?
No.717335
>>717331
>welp
Nobody is perfect.
>>717332
Who are you to speak of Bruno to me.
>
No.717336
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>>717330
The fact that your goopsuit literally turns into a wrecking ball is sick, dude.
>>717334
Unwarranted? It's very warranted, see, I do what I want.
No.717337
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>>717332
Depends on who you ask. I'm not so sure what the answer is.
>>717334
Maybe, but then there wouldn't be much for the good guys to worry about.
>nods
Just one, right now. But there used to be others.
>>717335
Let's just say I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of.
No.717338
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>>717334
>sHe sAiD hErS
thanks, we'll do something nice
>>717336
well nothing says "this is a raid" like having a human wrecking ball smash in first then you singing
No.717339
>>717335
I'm someone who wants to make the world very happy.
But I can't do it alone, Giorno-kun.
>!
Ah, your name...the Gio in Giorno and the Gio in Giovanna...! GioGio!
>cackles
>while mud is dripping from just everywhere
>>717337
No. It's scary, being confused, isn't it?
Don't you want some structure? To understand?
No.717340
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>>717337
So have we all.
>>717339
>that's kind of cute
>what the fuck is that mud
>also my "there's a big catch" sense is tingling
What is the catch.
No.717341
>>717336
And I don't care in the slightest.
>>717337
Quelling them isn't easy, especially on your own. I'm sorry to hear about your conundrum.
>>717338
Yes, we will.
>disappears
No.717342
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>>717338
Your girl has sand in her vagina, dude.
No.717343
>>717339
Sometimes it's better to be left in the dark. Besides, the last time I made a deal with someone, they ended up staying in my head forever.
>>717340
Sad, but true.
>Hey Marc, remember when you murdered your little brother? Good times. Goood times.
>...Don't remind me.
>Too late!
>>717341
>nods
It's never easy...
No.717344
>>717341
later Sabby
>>717342
she's just not use to.....people
No.717345
>>717344
You're gonna need a bucket of KY and a blowdryer.
No.717346
>>717340
The catch is determined only by how far you're willing to go~!
>mind the mud round your feet, homes
But I wouldn't worry, everything always seems to work out for you protagonist types.
Did you know Jotaro-kun is still afraid of Star Platinum? And here you are asking about catches!
>>717343
You're so pragmatic, Marc-kun.
But this isn't your story anymore. It never really felt like it ever was either, hm?
Just a sideline to somebody else's.
Isn't it time to find your own arc?
No.717347
>>717345
I don't think I need to worry the first part.....but she'll be okay Jay, trust me
No.717348
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>>717343
>fratricide
>dang
...
>>717346
>afraid of his own Stand
>wat
It pays to be informed.
>just kinda
>makes a small tree
>now elevated off the ground
>careful, damage is rebounded to the one who inflicted it
>hope that tree don't wither
No.717349
>>717346
I think I can do that without your help, thanks.
>>717348
...Yeah. Khonshu tends to get nasty if I go too long without doing what he wants.
No.717350
>>717348
>damage
>to Grail-Iri
>pls
Then you just have to listen, Giorno-kun!
Listen to that little nagging padrino voice in the back of your head.
The one that says everything would be better if all your enemies were dead before they even started!
Summon your Servant, and kill them all!
>>717349
That's ok, Marc-kun. I'll do one for free.
>a knife falls out of the ceiling
>
>TA DA
But will you be able to achieve what you desire without my help?
>gone
>while she's being watched
>cue jarring headaches
No.717351
>>717349
I can see that...
>>717350
Servant...? My maid?
>uh
>my heeeead?
>Gold Experience Says Relax
No.717352
>>717350
>drops to his knees
>groans
>Oh, fuck you! Giving Marc a headache's MY job!
>>717351
>It's not my fault. Marc's admitted it himself: Being Moon Knight's his whole identity now. But he keeps running from it because he wants people to see him as something he's not.
Do you ever shut up?
>Nope.
No.717353
>>717352
This is why I am not too interested in the costumed vigilante game.
>what is this Servant nonsense
No.717354
>>717353
It's not for everybody.
>stands back up
>Y'know, there's nothing stopping you from going full-blown bad guy.
No.717355
>>717354
Marc what the hell just happened?
No.717356
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>>717354
I can see that. Too much hassle.
>I have a mountain of paperwork waiting aaaaaa
No.717357
>Walks in
>Stops halfway through the hall
>That.. that residual presence. I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.
No.717358
>>717355
No idea, but I either landed myself in a lot of trouble or dodged a bullet.
>>717356
It's my full-time job these days. I made so much money during my mercenary days that I'm basically set for life.
>>717357
You alright?
No.717359
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>>717357
Eh?
>>717358
Then why need a job at all?
No.717360
>>717358
either way me and Jay will help you
No.717361
>>717358
Y-yes I'm fine.
>What is that, it's malicious and the energy deposits left behind are just.. dark.
>Slight shiver
>>717359
>It would be wildly stupid if I asked if anything out of the ordinary has happened here. Everything in this place isn't ordinary at all. Speaking of, that's a new face.
Yes?
No.717362
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>>717359
I'd get bored if I didn't have something to do. Being a vigilante is about as exciting as you can get.
>>717360
Thanks, Flash. With my luck, I'll probably need the help.
>>717361
...You didn't see any of what just happened a few minutes ago, did you.
No.717363
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>>717361
You look upset, signorina.
>>717362
I suppose so.
No.717364
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>>717362
No, but I can sense it wasnt something joyful..
>>717363
Me, no. I'm just weary of this feeling I'm getting when I walked in here. It feels an awful lot like.. you know that stupid, nevermind what I said.
No.717365
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>>717362
well you can always ask your girlfriend to help
No.717366
>>717363
Not like I really have a choice, considering you-know-who.
>taps the side of his head
>>717364
Someone was trying to sucker us all into making some kind of deal. Luckily we didn't fall for it.
>>717365
...Yeah, I guess I could.
No.717367
>>717364
Is it related to the pale woman?
>>717366
>...
I do not know what to say.
No.717368
>>717366
If you don't mind my intrusions, what deal was this?
>>717367
Pale woman? There's several pale women here, you'll have to be more precise.
No.717369
>>717366
she has to owe us for all the times Ahir needs us to help her
No.717370
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>>717367
There's not much to say. I'm stuck with him, but I can deal with it.
>>717368
The typical "I can give you whatever you want most" type of deal. Most likely with a hundred strings attached.
>>717369
>laughs
Do you have to keep bringing that up?
No.717371
>>717368
A pale woman appeared, spoke half-truths, then prompted me to "summon my Servant and kill them all."
I do not know what she meant.
>>717370
Then I suppose that is that.
No.717372
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>>717370
>>717371
Genteman the name of this woman. I need it now.
No.717373
>>717370
yes, we both have lives outside of taking care of upset spirits
No.717374
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>>717372
If I was told that do you think I would keep it to myself?
No.717375
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>>717371
>nods slowly
We've all got problems. I guess you could say he's mine.
>>717372
We weren't given a name. Just headaches.
>>717373
Speak for yourself. At the rate things are going, I'll be a professional babysitter soon.
No.717376
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>>717375
oh god I'm so sorry
No.717377
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>>717374
People keep the most trivial of things to themselves for a number of reasons. To be quite honest I wouldn't know, I have no clue what type of man you are.
>>717375
Headaches?
>Headaches.. that is odd.
If you will both excuse me, I have to find Archer.
>Quickly grabs her things and leaves
No.717378
>>717377
How dense... she asked three times already.
Not entirely a bad person though.
>...
What's all this about Servants...
>>717375
Do you know anything about that?
No.717379
>>717376
>shrugs
It's not your fault.
>>717377
Alright. Take care of yourself, kid.
>>717378
The Servants? Can't say I fully understand how things work, but I know a few things.
No.717380
>>717379
still......hey Sabrina is right, it is quite for me tonight....huh
No.717381
>>717379
If you would tell me, please.
No.717382
>>717380
Don't jinx it, Flash.
>>717381
From what I can gather, people can use magic to summon the spirits of historical figures, make them their Servants, and have them fight other people's Servants. Whoever's left standing gets to use the Holy Grail to grant themselves a wish.
>
Although, most of the Servants around here weren't summoned; they came out of a microwave.
No.717383
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>>717382
...
...
...
>okey
So it's like Pokemon. But deadlier. Okay.
No.717384
>>717382
don't say that word Moonman....that's a bad word
No.717385
>>717383
That's one way of looking at it. Surprisingly, the Servants haven't been doing too much fighting.
>>717384
Of course it is. But you know what I meant.
No.717386
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>>717385
Is that why that woman wants them dead...?
>...
>what if I summon one
>hmmmmm
No.717387
>>717385
yeah but geez I think I may be able to spend a night with her.....expect I have no idea where she lives and meet her here........................crap
No.717388
>>717386
Don't think so. If Khonshu's taught me anything, some people just want bloodshed for the sake of bloodshed.
>>717387
>chuckles
Guess you'll just have to wait for her to come back.
No.717389
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>>717388
I will look into this.
No.717390
>>717388
well I got time on my hands, how about you?
No.717391
>>717388
That's true in any realm.
>Drags a body bag into the room.
No.717392
>>717389
I would help, but I don't normally deal with things that involve magic.
>>717390
I don't really have much to do tonight, either. Got any ideas?
>>717391
I never said it wasn't.
No.717393
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>>717391
>eyeing the bag
Who?
No.717394
>>717392
.....I got nothing
No.717395
>>717393
Hm? Oh, this is just some faceless man that thought he could kidnap me, and make a profit.
No.717397
>>717396
oh hey Muffet, Carnage leaving you alone?
No.717398
>>717392
Neither do I.
>what do Stands count as anyways
>>717395
Better he feed the fish then.
>points to the swamp water with a thumb
I'll get the cement, weigh the body down.
>>717396
>que
No.717399
>>717394
Me either.
>>717398
>voodoo?
Huh. Guess it'd be a strange experience for both of us.
No.717400
>>717399
this feels strange Marc
No.717401
>>717398
You don't have to go through that trouble, Mas-
>Bites my lip preventing myself to finish that sentence.
....
No.717402
>>717397
Yes. He's even leaving my signs alone!
>motions to one of her adverts
>
>>717398
>quand
No.717403
>>717402
well us Spiders have to look out for each other
>HAHA I'm not a spider I'm a monster
No.717404
>>717399
One could say bizarre.
>>717401
Giorno will do, please.
>confident smirk
And there is only one treatment for a dead body that isn't a friend, as far as I'm concerned: the mob treatment.
>>717402
>quoi
No.717405
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>>717400
What do you mean?
>>717404
>[LAUGH TRACK]
...I hate it when that happens.
No.717406
>>717403
Flash don't touch my stu-
>>717402
!
No.717407
>>717405
not punching crazy evil people
>>717406
oh hey Kaine.....uh you okay man?
No.717408
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>>717403
>you're a monster too?
>small world
We certainly do.
>...
>slides him a donut
One for the road, free of charge, officer~
>>717404
>ou
>>717406
...?
No.717409
>>717408
>gets closer
>closer
>really close
I can talk to you
No.717410
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>>717404
Thank you and I am sorry, I've became accustomed to calling the one I served master.
>Begins dragging the body bag to the edge of the swamp.
No.717411
>>717405
What?
>???????
>fuggin laughtracks
>>717408
>eeeeeh?
>>717410
>Gold Experience converts the bottom of the bag into cement
I understand your frustration.
No.717412
>>717408
I keep telling people I'm not a cop
>shit the road
>I still don't know where Sabrina lives
>hAvE yOu TrIeD aSkInG?
.....okay who do we know that knows where everything is?
No.717413
>>717407
...Now that you mention it, this does feel weird.
>>717411
>taps the side of his head
Khonshu's made my life into a sitcom.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
No.717414
>>717409
...well of course you can talk to me, silly. Ahuhuhu~
>am I going to be attacked by a man in a stylish suit
>>717411
>ahuuuuuuu~
>>717412
I was making a joke.
>he's talking to himself
>is everyone here crazy except for me
No.717415
>>717414
no you don't get it.....I can talk to spiders!
No.717416
>>717411
>The World
>Throws the body bag into the water.
Thank you for understanding.
No.717417
>>717413
>
>>717414
>lewd
>>717416
Do you know anything about Servants? Specifically summoning them?
I was... asked to.
No.717418
>>717414
sorry.....
>we need Carnage.....
>>717413
we may get our shot.......
>lights a flair
No.717419
>>717418
that a flair or are you happy to see me?
No.717420
>>717417
Surprising, I know.
>Now all you need is a theme song.
>>717418
...What's that flare for?
No.717421
File: 1451187835764.png (92.15 KB, 322x573, 322:573, tumblr_inline_nyo2hjYish1r….png)
>>717415
...so can I.
>a group of spiders crawl up onto her head to see
>>717417
>wait was it
>no lewd is bad
>I can't legally charge money for it
>>717418
>oh for-
>signs go down
>wares all hidden
>sinks down beneath her little counter
No.717422
>>717419
save it, we both know that you stalk everyone here....so then you know where Sabrina lives......
>>717420
you'll see.......
No.717423
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>>717421
>peaks over the counter
I can talk to them.....and more
>more spiders crawl down
No.717424
>>717422
and you don't!? HAHA! ace boyfriend there stumpy! well now I have to hold this over your head!
No.717425
>>717424
figured I gotta earn it out of you.....
>drops the flair
>hello ring of fire around the two
.....shall we?
No.717426
>>717425
though ya's never ask!
No.717427
>>717422
>looks at Carnage
I think I get it now.
No.717428
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>>717417
Servants....
>Thinks for a second.
Servants are heroic spirits that have been summoned to fight in the holy grail war. In some war's the grail was the one that choose the master and what servant they want, but recently you're able to summon servants two ways. The first way, you would need an object of the heroic spirit, an example would be King Arthur's sheath. Once you have it then you need to recite a spell that fits the personality of the servant you're summoning. The second way, you summon a servant because of the spiritual bond your blood has with them.
>Takes a breather.
Is this what you wanted to know?
No.717429
>>717427
>well you got these two fighting in a ring of fire
>look Moonman a night were your life isn't in danger!
No.717430
>>717429
>y-yay
>suddenly holding a bucket of popcorn
Where'd this come from?
>You're welcome.
No.717431
>>717423
>so many precious babies
>picks up the swarm of spiders into a hug
...ahuhuhu, you're one of us, then.
No.717432
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>>717431
.....I think I am....you're now my stuff, now one is allowed to touch you
>climbs back into the vents
No.717433
>>717430
okay! I got the address out of him, how do I look?
No.717434
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>>717433
Pretty beat up, not gonna lie.
No.717435
>>717434
that's fine, I'll just keep the mask on! see you later Moon Man!
>vrooom
No.717436
>>717435
Alright. Have fun, Flash.
No.717437
>>717428
That... is exactly what I wanted to know.
Sorry, my laptop overheated.
>Summon my Servant...
>Could Dio have planned this?
>A blood bond, there's no doubt about it.
No.717440
>>717439
Your back. Signore, are you-
>not
>human
>not
>human
alright?
No.717441
>>717440
In a manner of speaking.
>up on his feet
Honestly a pretty weak price to pay for failing to wake an Outer God.
Next time I'll bring an alarm clock.
>
You're still here?
No.717442
>>717441
Yes. I am.
>waking gods
>this man...
You do not heed help?
No.717443
>>717442
Now that is definitely a new one.
But I'm not in the best mood right now, boy.
Sooner or later the buzzards will come by to pick at my metaphorical and possibly literal scraps.
I'm not going to want anyone present, myself included.
No.717444
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>>717443
I will be fine, you do not need to worry about me.
>All You Need Is GER
But what is it that you mean?
No.717445
>>717444
Is that a fact.
>rapid healing in progress
Omnipotence isn't what it used to be.
No.717446
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>>717445
>I'm talking to God aren't I
>why does he look like David Bowie
Dio?
No.717447
>>717446
>who do you not look like David Bowie
Let's not be stupid, what kind of god bleeds.
Certainly not that one.
A god. Sure, why not.
No.717448
>>717447
They say God made man in his image. We bleed, why would he not?
No.717449
>>717448
No. God made man in the image of the angels.
I wonder how John Paul would react knowing he's the end result of a scrapped prototype.
No.717450
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>>717449
There are worse things to be.
No.717451
>>717450
Sure, let's hedge with the bleeding person. Smart choice.
No.717452
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>>717451
>here's GE
I am not sure if I can stop your bleeding, seeing as you have not done it yourself. But I could try, if you let me.
No.717453
>>717452
Couldn't have put it better myself.
>jacket on
That's a nice trick.
No.717454
>>717453
>fine taste in suits
>respect: +3
If you are really a god, can you see all and know all?
No.717455
>>717454
This is the part where I ask what you could possibly give me in order for you to know something I might know.
Or is your next line "I was only pretending to be retarded"
No.717456
>>717455
This is the part where I ask you why you think I am asking you for knowledge.
No.717458
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>>717457
I have nothing to interest a god that I am willing to part with, but neither do I seek what I can't get myself.
I am glad you are no longer bleeding, whoever you are.
No.717459
>>717458
That human sentimentality for a perfect stranger is going to get you all killed one day.
Then again, it almost happened regardless.
>shrug
But let's not overextend our hands here, hm?
They're fond of calling me the Devil these days.
No.717460
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>>717459
They tell nasty stories about gangsters too, and one was my very first friend.
I don't judge based on stories, Diavolo. Not even you.
No.717461
>>717460
Well that's not altogether prudent.
But you sensitives always seem to overestimate your actual connection, don't you.
You have to believe some things you hear, boy.
No.717462
>>717461
Maybe I will. Maybe I won't.
We're fickle, aren't we?
>cheeky smile
>Gio don't give a fuck
No.717463
>>717462
The downside to being fickle is never quite knowing what you truly want.
>WILL
>shrakt go the new wings
Worrying about giving offense isn't for me.
No.717464
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>>717463
You would've been right, but I followed my dream until it became a reality.
I know what I want, and I do it every day.
I care for perfect strangers, see?
>:3c
No.717465
>>717464
Laboring under a specific discourse and not seeing it isn't the same as it not being there.
Oh well.
>test flaps
Your funeral.
>Satan away
No.717466
>>717465
At least his back has healed.
>not today, Satan
>the RESOLVE game too stronk
Now what to do about this Servant thing, it's still nagging at the back of my head...
No.717468
>>717467
>We Just Don't Know
It's just a chef knife... right?
No.717469
>>717468
>mmmmmmmmmmmmaybe
No.717471
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>>717470
>who's it gonna be
>survey saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays
No.717472
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>>717471
>uh
>I am not prepared for this level of commitment
>can we bring Satan back
No.717473
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>>717472
>summoned laying down
>that's real classy
Good evening.
No.717474
>>717473
>Iri
>Iri why is she on the ground
>arm out to help knife ears up
You came out of that circle. You are...?
No.717475
>>717474
>who's this Iri cunt
>gets up herself
>and comes out at a whopping 5'4"
>still taller than Cheiba
You may call me Assassin.
Are you my Master?
No.717476
>>717475
>no idea but it's a nice name
>hand retracted
I believe so.
I am Giorno Giovanna.
>...
>okay, but now what's all this "kill them all" stuff
No.717477
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>>717476
A pretty name for a pretty man.
Then let me ask you a second question, Master.
Are you worthy of wielding Semiramis, Killer of Kings?
>Semi no that's not how it works
>but his hair is donuts
No.717478
>>717477
>d o n u t s
Tell me, Semiramis, what worth is to you.
No.717479
>>717478
You're balking, Master Giovanna.
I have no desire to hear what others think I want to hear.
>circling
>if you squint just right she almost looks imposing
For a man of authority, you seem ready to give it up so glibly.
No.717480
>>717479
I only took this spot from someone who abused it, but don't mistake me for a man who gives up easily.
>R E S O L V E
No.717481
>>717480
>yes
>this is good
It seems I will be put to good use after all.
>
Next time, answer my questions as I ask them and we'll get along swimmingly.
No.717482
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>>717481
>
You'll have to forgive me, I've never... been dealt a hand like this before.
No.717483
>>717482
Oh?
>muffled ara ara
>wait
>this guy
>is quite possibly really really gay
No.717484
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>>717483
>
>well
>he's definitely straight if he's flustered by ara ara
No.717485
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>>717484
>everybody is flustered by ara ara
>seriously tho this nigger has ladybugs on his nipples
Don't you have anything more to say, Master?
Or are you telling me in so few words that I'm left to my own devices for now.
No.717486
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>>717485
>goddamn right he does
>2/fa/4u
Do you know anything about a pale woman with white hair?
No.717487
>>717486
>excuse you I have elf ears
>and this weird cloth thing that kind of ties my hands together
I've known many women.
But it's common knowledge not to talk about another woman in the presence of one.
>hmm
If not an albino, then she sounds like an Einzbern homunculus.
No.717488
>>717487
>not human...
I'll have to look into that.
>why is my hand burning
>looks down
>Seals
Eh?
No.717489
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>>717488
Already planning something?
I implore you to not keep secrets from new acquaintances. Things might get messier than you'd like them to be.
>nods
Command Seals. Three to force myself to do your bidding should we ever come to crossed streams.
I don't think you'll find a need for them.
No.717490
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>>717489
This woman, she appeared out of nowhere, spoke in cryptic tones, and told me to summon my Servant and "kill them all."
I hope you understand that more than I do.
No.717491
>>717490
You mean you don't?
>waving around a floating black bubble
Condensed hemlock. Don't touch.
We are part of the ancient tradition of the Holy Grail War, Master.
The rules are simple, really. Eliminate all competition and receive a wish.
No.717492
>>717491
>Houston, we have a problem
No strings attached?
>wait
The other people involved, have they done anything to deserve death than simply be brought here?
No.717493
>>717492
If I knew or cared for that, I wouldn't have let myself come to your call.
>shrug
>muffled ringing of tiny bells
The Masters enter the race for one reason or another.
The only one that should matter to us is that they are here at all. It means they intend to kill us, should the opportunity present itself.
>gettin closer
You're not concerned, are you?
No.717494
No.717495
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>>717493
I'll only kill someone if they deserve it.
That said, I won't stand around and be killed. I did not get where I am by being indecisive.
>...
I'm supposed to use you to fight. What can you do?
No.717496
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>>717495
My my, not familiar with my story?
>draws three little floating bubbles up
One of these is strained aconite, and the others are plain water. Choose wisely.
No.717497
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>>717496
Poison, then. It looks like we won't be fighting in the usual way.
>GOLD EXPERIENCE
>ay homes
>hit me up with some natty antibodies
The middle one.
No.717498
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>>717497
>shakes her head
The middle contained inorganic mercury diluted with water.
>levitates the left one over too
And this one was dimethymercury.
It's not wise to trust a poisoner, Master. But I hope you can learn to trust me.
No.717499
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>>717498
I trusted you enough to choose to apparently poison myself.
We'll get along fine, Semiramis.
>
I would prefer you use my name.
No.717500
>So are we just gonna sit up here all damn day listening to these assholes, or are we gonna go spill some blood?
Will you just shut the fuck up?
>You know you said that out loud, right?
...Fuck.
No.717501
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>>717499
And I would prefer you not to use mine.
It's a Master's prerogative to learn all the intrinsic weaknesses of the other Servants. Not divulging who I am saves us some time.
>smiles
>are those pearly whites just a little sharp
You entrusted yourself to me. For that alone, I would not have let you perished.
Have the rest been summoned yet?
No.717502
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>>717500
>
>like father like son
>>717501
Assassin it is then.
>
Yes. They have.
No.717503
>>717502
>drops down
Guess I should've said something sooner, huh.
No.717504
>>717500
Hm?
>>717502
Shall we get started?
Or is this one more deserving of death first.
No.717505
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>>717503
It is unwise to sneak up on someone, you know.
>>717504
We should take our time. Running headfirst into a trap isn't how we should play this.
No.717506
>>717504
Yeah, hi.
>Great, just what we need. More Servants.
>Shut it.
>>717505
If you wanna get technical, I never left the building. I just got quiet.
No.717507
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>>717505
I'm an Assassin, Giorno.
There are only so many paths I can take.
>>717506
Oh?
Someone doesn't sound too pleased~
No.717508
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>>717506
And hid in the rafters.
>>717507
Then we'll take the patient one that brings no attention. Like an assassin.
>I sound like Diavolo
>nnnno sir I don't like it
That said... it isn't like this is the only thing we can do.
No.717509
>>717507
I'm told I don't sound happy most of the time.
>Maybe she means me.
>>717508
Is it really hiding if I'm wearing a suit that makes me stand out?
No.717510
File: 1451209699536.jpg (131.56 KB, 850x478, 425:239, sample-44971647dc7e84cabf9….jpg)
>>717508
I'm not sure what you could mean.
We're summoned for one purpose. Stories of men attempting to summon the Iceni queen as a lover or something of the sort only end in bloody, bloody tragedy.
>
But I'll make sure to keep my workings far away from your delicate sensibilities.
>bow
>maybe just a little smug
>>717509
The god is simply a symptom of the believer~
>Presence Concealment: on
No.717511
>>717509
>nigga
>nigga
>who do you think you're talking to about fly suits
Yes.
But I should be going. I have a mountain of papers to look through and I won't be sleeping anytime soon.
>>717510
>what was that about lovers
>blink
Good grief...
>
That poison may actually come in handy to take down my rivals.
>walks off
No.717512
>>717510
>Y'know, I can't decide if other people being able to see me ruins the fun or not.
Who cares?
>>717511
>son
>do you wear white seven days a week
>didn't think so
Alright then. Try not to take the eavesdropping personally.
No.717513
>Sighs.
I am going to have so much work to do now.
>At least it was not a berserker.
>I hate assassins so much.
>Her clothing is revealing to much.
No.717514