No.717515
>Meanwhile, everyone was recovering from Christmas afterparties
No.717516
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>zzz
>Gio didn't even get half his work done
No.717517
No.717519
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>>717518
>jolted awake
>papers flying everywhere
So much for a nap...
No.717520
>>717519
Good thing I was here to wake you up!
>Catches one of the papers curiously
What work are you doing anyway...?
No.717521
>>717520
>hope you can read Italian
Just work. Nothing too exciting, I'm afraid.
>being a mob boss isn't glorious all the time
>paperwork will always be a bore
No.717523
>>717521
>Of the two languages she knows, Italian is not included
You got a desk job, huh? That's gotta be rough. I'll try to stay quiet while you do your thing.
>Pops off one of her knuckle guns and starts cleaning it
No.717524
>>717522
>is that a tail
>>717523
It isn't so bad.
>I should have done this a month ago aaaaaaaaa why did I procrastinate
You are?
No.717525
>>717524
Stop staring at my tail
No.717526
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>>717525
Why do you have a tail?
No.717527
>>717526
Cause I was born with it.
No.717528
>Zzzzz
>Sakuya was exhausted from working to hard.
No.717529
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>>717524
...you mean my name? It's Yang. Nice to meetcha!
No.717530
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>>717527
>you've seen weirder, Giorno
Apologies then.
>>717528
It looks like neither of us got off of work.
>>717529
I am Don Giovanna.
>as in
>italian mafia don
>oogity boogity
The pleasure is mine.
No.717531
>>717530
>Mmm
Oh, good morning.
>Hair is a mess
>Shirt is unbutton.
>Horrible.
No.717532
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>>717530
just dont do it again
No.717533
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>>717531
It seems that Servant business was pre-prepared for me. I want you to look into this "Einzbern homunculus" when you're more awake.
>>717532
I can't make any promises.
No.717535
>>717533
then I can't promise you won't get a close up of my knuckles
No.717537
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>>717536
like hell I can't, who died and made you king of things I can't do
No.717538
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>>717533
>Yawns.
White hair with red eyes?
>Sounds like she could be related to me.
No.717539
>>717537
god damnit Kaine, Muffet is a person, you can't own her and say she's your stuff!
No.717540
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>>717534
>a Stand?
>>717535
I wouldn't, if I were you.
>>717538
Yes. I trust you to find out who exactly that woman was.
No.717541
>>717540
Don't give me a reason and I won't
No.717542
>>717539
she's a spider, I talk to spiders, she's my stuff.....don't touch my stuff Flash
No.717544
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No.717546
>>717541
What a sensitive man you must be to react so violently about your tail.
>>717545
Apparently you are extremely desirable, signorina.
No.717547
>>717545
you're my stuff now, don't touch yourself
No.717548
>>717540
I already know.
>Disappears only to reappear in a kimono.
Can you help tie up my hair?
No.717549
>>717546
More I gotta problem with you staring at me. I don't like it.
No.717550
>>717540
>yes, it is I, [J i t t e r b u g]
Howdy, Gio.
No.717551
>>717547
no she is not! do I need to get Peter, Ben, and Gwen on this? I will!
No.717552
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>>717548
Do you?
>uh
I only know how to tie my own. I hope you don't mind a french braid.
>>717549
This is starting to sound more and more like "your" problem rather than mine.
>>717550
>I KNEW IT
Ah, it is...
>uh
>uh
Lily.
>nailed it
No.717553
>>717547
Stuff? That's so rude, ahuhuhu~
>touches her own cheek
>>717546
And here I though I would face the opposite problem up here. It's kind of flattering~
>deploys a sign
>donut - 16g
>smooch - 100g
No.717554
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>>717553
I'll cover you in spi-.....huh
>>717551
stop being a nark Flash
No.717555
>>717554
I'm not being a nark, do you even know what that is?
No.717556
>>717554
Just a touch on the cheek? Show her how'd you touch her Kaine.
Show her on her butt.
No.717557
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>>717552
I am perfectly fine.
>The holy grail war.
>Now all we need is a priest to show up.
Einzbern is the vessel for the grail. Well, I could say she's a vessel/master for the servant Avenger.
No.717558
>>717556
you're not the boss of me
>>717555
shut up Flash
No.717559
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>>717554
>what now, spider boy
Oh heavens, we wouldn't want that. All those adorable little spiders...ahuhuhu~
No.717560
>>717558
Kaine. Kaine. Kaine.
Get youself some bro.
No.717561
>heavy breathing
>Whaddya sound so tired for? The adrenaline finally wear off?
Sure... let's go with that.
No.717562
>>717557
Assassin informed me of the basics of this "war". I still have a tenuous grip on it.
What is this "Avenger"?
>>717553
>opportunistic
>respect: +2
No.717563
>>717559
maybe I do want more spiders! you don't know that!
>>717560
I'll cover you with spiders!
No.717564
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>>717561
>that's
>a lot of blood
No.717565
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>>717563
I'm flattered really. But I don't really websling that way.
No.717566
>>717560
stop encouraging him
>>717559
Muffet I'm sorry, he's.........I don't even know
>>717561
Marc?
No.717567
>>717565
you'll swing whatever way I say you will! shut up!
No.717568
>>717564
>yes
>yes it is
>Hey there, Mr. Mob Boss. Marc still doesn't agree with me on this, but red really does look better on him than white, don'tcha think?
That's enough.
>No, I'M the one who gets to decide when enough is enough. God of vengeance, remember?
>>717566
...This looks bad, doesn't it.
No.717569
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>>717562
>if you aren't making bank through a social interaction, you're doing it wrong
>>717566
I think it's sweet. Like a little boy with a new toy.
>>717563
How frightful. All those little cuties. Aaah.
No.717570
>>717566
But what if we get Kaine laid and he isn't such a grump anymore?
>>717567
I swing towards the ladies. But I mean, if you're swinging for some dudes, I'd support you
No.717571
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>>717562
Avenger is the servant built on revenge. He's...... well he's a complicated one.
No.717572
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>>717570
SCREW YOU!
>>717566
AND YOU!
>>717569
AND IF YOU WANT SPIDERS!
I'LL SHOW YOU SPIDERS!
No.717573
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>>717568
not as bad as what's going on with Kaine
>>717570
god damnit Miguel!
>>717569
>>717572
oh shit! Muffet run!
No.717574
>>717568
You two bicker like a married couple.
>
Then again, you basically are one, yes?
>maximum cheeki
>>717569
>goddamn right
Having fun?
>>717571
All of this is complicated.
No.717575
>>717572
No....Kaine, don't screw me, screw her.
Or some other guy. No judgements bro.
>>717573
Search your feelings Flash. You know it might be true
No.717576
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>>717561
........
>Control.
>Control
>Eyes turn scarlet red.
No.717577
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>>717572
>cuuuuuuute~
Now how did you learn to do that?
>>717573
But he's so cute. Why would I run~?
No.717578
>>717577
he's all worked up he's going for Spider sex thanks to SOMEONE!
>>717575
>angry eyes on you
No.717579
>>717573
Good point. You think you can handle him on your own?
>>717574
>Whoa now, pal. Marc's already had to deal with one gay guy being in love with him, he doesn't need me swinging that way.
...Did you really have to ment-
>Yes.
>>717576
>Oh, neat, she can do the glowing eyes thing too.
Uh... you alright?
No.717580
>>717577
>best get ready for the freaky spider sex
>shits about to get disturbing
No.717581
>>717574
Just know that one day you'll have to fight and I would recommend taking out Fumi, the scientist.
No.717582
>>717578
Flash, I feel like maybe you're upset.
Is this because you aren't getting laid?
No.717583
>>717579
....I don't know and at this point I think I want off this ride
No.717584
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>>717579
>snrkt
It seems your patron is also your undoing.
>>717581
I will choose who to start with based on who they are as people.
No.717585
>>717579
I'll be fine just don't come near me.
No.717586
>>717578
Sex? Not without dinner, he isn't! I'm not some cheap human floozy, I-
>>717580
>NOPE
>NUH UH
>BONE ZONE IS CLOSED
I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got to be going!
>crawls up and out through the air vent
No.717587
>>717584
If you want to survive I would recommend you take her out since she has three servants. An altered version of Saber, a Rider, and a Berserker.
No.717588
>>717586
>he's giving chase! Rin Muffet RUN!
>or tell him to wear a rubber
>and make him take you some place nice
No.717589
>>717582
shut up Miguel....just....shut up.....
>>717586
>>717588
well that happened, I wish it didn't
No.717590
>>717583
Don't think there is a way off, Flash.
>>717584
Don't remind me, Giorno.
>Aw, is somebody upset?
>>717585
...Alright.
>Wait, I've got an idea.
>the blood comes off of Moon Knight's suit and forms a puddle around Sakuya's feet
Really?
>I know, I'm a dick.
No.717591
>>717589
Wait....
>gets in close
wait.....
>sniff sniff
You've got a girlfriend. Don't you?
No.717592
>>717587
Taking out the most difficult one first... not in a direct conflict.
Assassin isn't suited for that.
>>717590
>I want to punch Khonshu in the face
Apologies, Moon Knight.
No.717593
>>717590
I'd shoot myself if I could at this point
>>717591
wut?
No.717594
>>717593
You've got a girl you are spending time with.
Also...
>sniff
>Snniiiiffff
Did you bite someone in the dick?
No.717595
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>>717594
if I had a girlfriend then why am I talking to you instead of being with her?
No.717596
>>717595
because I gave you the wrong address
>>717594
he did, it was great it took it clean off a dude!
No.717597
>>717595
Because despite having a significant female you are still rife with self loathing.
No.717598
>>717592
>we all do, GioGio
>we all do
No need to be sorry. Everyone makes a joke about it sooner or later.
>>717593
...Wow. Wasn't expecting to hear that from someone like you.
No.717599
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>>717596
I'M AWARE!
>>717597
that's not true......
yEs iT iS
>>717598
I'm having a bad day Marc.....
No.717600
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>>717596
Shocking hell man. That's farked up.
>>717599
Flash, if we weren't rife with self loathing we wouldn't be Spiders. You'd be a well adjusted War Hero/Gym Teacher and I'd be a Rich Scientist/Handsome Asshole.
No.717601
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>I'm not opposed to hemp, but I think Erika may overindulge
>tem minites next to her and I still smell like a Bob Marley concert attendee
No.717602
>>717598
I don't get it.
>>717601
>you can say that again
Partied hard?
No.717603
>>717599
want my option? too bad I'll tell ya anyways, you two are not meant to be stumpy, hell ya just seen Kaine flip his shit, what will happen if you do it around her? and on top of that, ya introduce her to ya life style of freaks like me trying to kill ya, remember how freaked out she was of human fly? fucking human fly and he's not even top tear of ya bad guys!
>>717600
tell me I'm right
No.717604
>>717592
No, assassin is suited in killing the master of the servant. Kill the head then the rest will fall. That is the natu- Gah!
>Blood around me.
>>717590
That..... not funny.
>Breathing heavily while clenching my fist.
>I will not give in.
No.717605
>>717601
What smells like the inside of Willie Nelson's head band?
>>717603
About what? I didn't see her reaction to Human Fly.
Hell, I don't even know who her is!
No.717606
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>>717601
>at least no one's turned on the Snoop Signal
>>717599
Sorry to hear that, Flash.
>>717602
Let's just say I get laughed at a lot.
>>717604
Wasn't my fault.
>taps the side of his head
No.717607
>>717600
>uh no my crippling gilt!
but I'm not a spider.....I'm not a hero......
>>717603
>we are on gilt con 5 Cap
>>717601
>say something
>can't too guilty
>>717606
so am I
No.717608
>>717605
that chick that smells like Woodstuck, that's her and she freaked her shit out at the sight of human fly. see low tear got her jumping, she can't handle his harder bad guys
No.717609
>>717604
We'll see. I'll ask for Assassin's assessment.
>>717606
What was all that talk about fear earlier?
No.717610
>>717607
See! You're both but filled with loathing
>>717608
Flash has his own bad guys?
No.717611
>>717610
yeah where have you been, just about everyone wants to kill him
No.717612
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>>717606
It's.... clearly is.
>Thinking
>>717609
I'll..... have to take part in it if.... you order me to.
No.717613
>>717602
Hardly. I just happen to be friends with someone who did. She's, uhm, an au naturel type.
>>717605
Apologies. I tried to get it all off...
>>717606
>please no
>that'd be the end of me
>>717607
>still sluggish from the contact high
What...what is this. Why are you upset.
No.717614
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>>717612
I will say this much: I do not trust the Einzbern. She's too suspicious to just do what she says without a second thought.
We won't kill anyone until I get all the answers I'm looking for.
We will meet with the Masters peacefully.
>>717613
A shame you did not partake. There's nothing wrong with it.
No.717615
>>717607
Just... let me know if I can help you, alright?
>>717609
They tend to stop laughing once I start breaking bones.
>Moonman no
>>717612
>Ha! She blames you. This is rich.
Well, why don't you just move away from the blood?
>>717613
>just stay away from anything that looks like a spotlight
No.717616
>>717611
I've been busy
>flashes back
>he's just sitting in his apartment shirtless playing videogames
No.717617
>>717613
....I think I'm too dangerous for you to be around
>>717610
Spider-Man doesn't bite off people's limbs.......none of you do
No.717618
>>717616
oh sorry if we all don't live such interesting lives ya can't keep up
No.717619
>>717614
Very.... well. I just hope... you don't die.
>>717615
If I move.... I'll lose control.
No.717620
>>717615
I like your style.
>>717619
My Stand and Servant will protect me.
And I have you, don't I?
>
>Gold Experience punches the blood and converts all of it into a large snake
There.
No.717621
>>717617
I ripped a guys face off one.
>>717618
Apology accepted
No.717622
>>717621
so did Kaine, point is I'm as bad as Carnage or Eddie before he found Jesus hiding in that bush
No.717623
>>717622
I would argue that Eddie is worse since the Jesus thing
No.717624
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>>717623
I don't know, he seems much nicer now a days
No.717625
>>717614
I agree. The "war" on drugs the state tries to push is foolish...
>>717617
>blink
>blink
...what.
No.717626
>>717623
you know how people ask "if ya found Jesus" well dad went and found him
No.717627
>>717619
Oh. Well... I'm sorry about all this, Sakuya.
>>717620
>smiles
Gotta admit, never thought I'd be friends with a mafia don.
No.717628
>>717624
He keeps giving me pamphlets about how I can get my life back on track. And also about how DnD is evil.
>>717626
I wish he hadn't
No.717629
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>>717625
Sabrina I care about you, I really do.....that's why this is hard for me.....a few days ago I lost control and maimed a guy
"YOU BIT OFF HIS DICK!"
shut up Carnage!
.....but that's not all, with me around you run the risk of people like Fly or Carnage coming after you, that's not fair to you that you have to have a living time bomb next to you that attracts nothing but monsters and mad men that will do unspeakably evil things to you just to see me hurt.......you deserve better Sabrina.....a lot better.....I'm sorry
No.717630
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>>717625
It's only a problem on youths who have yet to fully develop.
>>717627
"Expect the unexpected" is a difficult phrase to realize, isn't it?
No.717631
>>717628
HA! he sure does do that....so I play DnD anytime I can around him, he goes on like hour rants
No.717632
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>>717620
Yes you do.
>Let's out a sigh as my eyes slowly return to their natural color.
>>717627
>Sighs.
I can't help it but feel like you were enjoying yourself, but I'll accept your apology.
>At least it's not deadpool.
No.717633
>>717630
Yeah, I guess it is.
>>717632
Like I said, it wasn't my fault that happened.
>Pretty sure she can't see me, jackass.
No.717634
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>>717632
I am well protected then.
>>717633
>I'm
>going to punch that god
>swer2fuk
If you ever get bored, I pay well for intimidation.
No.717635
>>717629
>long silence
>squiiiint
Do you really think...that the smelly bug and the red man frighten me?
>pulls the whip off of her hip
>cracks it in the air threateningly
I ward off crime with real monsters every day, and let me tell you, mister...mister mopey, I can handle myself just fine, so don't you...don't you...
>miserable frown
Don't you try to abandon me.
>>717630
Very true...but lack of moderation is a parent's failure, not hemp.
No.717636
>>717635
>that whip is kinky
>wait what?
.....guess we both got a lot on our plats.....
>offers a hug
I'm sorry......I didn't mean to hurt you
No.717637
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>>717633
I am going to guess it's a a high level demon.
>It would explain why I smell something rotten coming from him.
>>717634
Yes, to anyone that tries to harm I'll make sure they regret it.
No.717638
>>717635
Parents can't control every aspect of someone's life every second of every day.
>>717637
Do you know any of the other Masters?
No.717639
>>717634
>chuckles
I might take you up on that someday.
>>717637
Close. Try "ancient Egyptian god."
No.717640
>>717636
Good. You want to get away from me, then use a good reason. Tell me I'm a freak, or that I'm boring. But don't you ever think that I am weak...
>feeling light in the head
>haggardly hugs him
No.717641
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>>717640
you are not a freak, or boring
>pecks her forehead
you okay Sabrina?
No.717642
>pops out of a time portal
>eating waffer cookies
No.717643
>>717639
You may have to supply your own kneecap breaking implement.
No.717646
>>717645
do it or I'll find out who's balls ya came out of and make sure to keep'm in a jar!
No.717647
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>>717638
There's Rin.
>She's to loud and tries to hard to be a tsun.
>>717639
Great more Gods.
No.717648
>>717643
>suddenly holding a bat
Easy enough.
No.717649
>>717646
That's didn't sound like a please to me.
No.717650
>>717641
>I got sappy again, didn't I
>grunts
I'm fine. Need a lie down.
>...
You should come by later. If you like.
>voip
>a little card with the Gym's address sits where she was
No.717652
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>>717650
see you soon
>ah yeah this is going in the pouch
No.717653
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>>717647
I think I met that one. She was worried about the presence of that Einzbern.
>>717648
>this guy
>I like this guy
You really do come prepared.
No.717654
>>717651
Just say it. Say "Please Mister Spider-Man, May I Have A Vanilla Waffer Cookie"
>>717652
AW YEAH Buddy. You gonna get you some.
GET
IT
No.717655
>>717654
when I kill you, no one will know where I hid the body
No.717656
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>>717654
do you have to watch?....also you're a Spider, that's as close to please as he gets
No.717657
>>717647
>Whoa. What's her problem?
Yeah... I'm sort of stuck with him.
>>717653
When you've been through some of the stuff I have, you learn to prepare ahead of time.
No.717658
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>>717655
You mean you aren't going to just dump me with the others? Golly Gee! I must be real special!
>eats another cookie
>>717656
Do I HAVE to watch? No. Do I think its a good idea for me to watch and if necessary, give you helpful suggestions? Shock Yes.
No.717660
>>717658
you just sat there as me and her worked things out
No.717661
File: 1451258547551.png (315.81 KB, 500x702, 250:351, tumblr_n80xvjqLbk1sp5mbyo1….png)
>>717657
I've seen my fair share of bizarre things too. If I didn't have my Stand, I'd probably be carrying all kinds of things.
No.717662
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>>717659
Sssssoo...you don't want a cookie then?
>holds out a cookie
>>717660
Actually, I remembered I had to go to the store. I didn't know you were having girl troubles. You should have told me earlier. I wouldn't have taken so long at the store.
No.717663
>>717662
well it's fine, we worked it out and now I need to think of something to get her
No.717664
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>>717662
I'll get my own cookies! with hookers and blow!
No.717665
>>717663
Lingerie
>>717664
But then won't the coked up hookers eat all your cookies?
No.717666
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>>717657
That must suck having a god with you at all times.
>>717653
Beside her I do not know the other masters.
No.717667
>>717665
I am not getting her lingerie! I don't even know her size!
No.717668
>>717661
How'd you end up with a Stand, anyway? From what I can tell, having one's pretty rare.
>>717666
Not all gods are terrible. But yeah, Khonshu's pretty irritating.
>See, now that's just hurtful.
No.717669
>>717665
not if I eat the hookers first!
No.717670
>>717667
Hmm...then you'll have to find out her size....
>snaps
I Got It!
Panty Raid.
>>717669
Then you'll be all full up on hooker and have no room left for cookies.
No.717671
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>>717666
So there are two...
>>717668
I was born with it.
>touches the star shaped birthmark on the nape of his neck
People of the Joestar bloodline tend to have one, apparently.
No.717673
>>717670
ppppfft getting full on hookers, yeah okay noob
No.717674
>>717672
Right cause if you get caught, then she'll be pissed at you.
Tell you what bro, what if I snuck in pilfered some panties for you?
>>717673
Wouldn't know. Don't eat people.
No.717675
>>717674
then I'll pistol whip you
No.717677
>>717675
Fine, we'll play it your way for now.
Hmmmm. Get her....some fine wine and chocolate candies.
>>717676
If you say so.
No.717678
>>717671
So far all I've seen two berserker, caster, two sabers saber, Gilgamesh, three lancers. I haven't seen your servant, yet.
>>717668
A lot of them are. They find enjoyment in watching their toys suffer.
No.717679
>>717671
Interesting. Seems like every Stand is different, too.
>>717678
Can't argue with you there. All Khonshu cares about is how much blood I spill.
No.717680
>>717678
She's always around, apparently.
>shrugs
I still intend to meet the other Masters to get a better understanding of this whole situation.
>>717679
That's how it goes. No two Stands are the same.
No.717681
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>>717677
that.....sounds good re- oh wait she wants to cut back on wine
No.717682
>>717681
This is tough. You sure you don't just want to try the lingerie?
No.717683
>>717682
yes I am sure I don't want to try the lingerie
No.717684
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>>717683
Well, what kind of stuff does she like?
No.717685
>>717684
>being alone
.....she's a psychic
No.717686
>>717685
Kinky. But that's a description, not an interest.
No.717687
File: 1451260486512.png (894.72 KB, 1000x1033, 1000:1033, 7e21780155f04cf296a8977ccd….png)
>>717680
Very well, I shall try to be with you at all times.
>>717679
Can you please not be around me when you're covered in blood. I try my best to not drink any blood.
No.717688
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>>717686
well what would you get a psychic?
No.717689
>>717688
a better boyfriend
No.717691
>>717680
Makes sense, considering a Stand's got some sort of spiritual connection with whoever uses it.
>You have no fucking clue what you're talking about, do you?
>Well...
>Don't bullshit me. I'm inside your head, remember?
>>717687
I'll try not to let it happen again.
>Do, or do not. There is no try.
...Don't vampires get weaker the longer they go without blood?
No.717692
>>717687
I appreciate it, Sakuya.
>>717691
You have it, more or less.
No.717694
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>>717689
no one asked you!
>>717690
>why does that keep happening?
>>717693
NO!
No.717695
>>717691
Yes they do.
>>717692
It's the most I can do for you.
No.717696
>>717694
I know. I was just answering your question.
Maybe get her some lottery tickets and unfiltered cigarettes. Something she'll never see coming.
No.717697
>>717692
Maybe, but I wasn't born with a connection to Khonshu.
>>717695
Then you'll have to drink some sooner or later. Hmm...
No.717698
>>717696
don't think she smokes.....I'll go with chocolates
>Flash vrrrms away
No.717699
>>717695
The most?
>>717697
You said it yourself, he is not a Stand.
No.717700
>>717698
Okay cool bye.
Well...now what?
No.717702
>>717701
That sounds stupid
No.717703
>>717697
I don't want to. I feel like the moment I do drink is the moment I lose the last bit of humanity I have.
>>717699
There is not much I can repay your kindness. Well, there is my former master's home.
No.717704
>>717702
YOU SOUND STUPID!
No.717705
>>717704
Woah. Nice comeback. You must be the John Cena was witty retorts
No.717706
>>717699
Maybe. But I think he might be making me stronger.
>Doesn't it feel good to cooperate?
>>717703
I've heard not drinking blood can prove fatal for a vampire in some cases. But I have an idea.
No.717707
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>>717703
What about it?
>>717706
Maybe there is a connection.
No.717708
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>>717705
if I was John Cena then how can you see me?
No.717709
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>>717707
Nothing just forget about it.
>>717706
Hm?
No.717710
>>717708
I have remarkable vision.
Also, who is John Cena?
No.717711
>>717707
You think so?
>elbows the wall and cracks it
I guess anything's possible.
>>717709
This may sound like an odd question, but have you ever heard of a man named Eric Brooks?
No.717712
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>>717710
man you is hopeless!
No.717713
>>717709
You would not bring it up if it was nothing.
Speak, Sakuya.
>>717711
Use your own discretion.
No.717715
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>>717712
We don't have John Cena when I come from.
No.717716
>>717715
now that's just sad
No.717717
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>>717713
Well....
>Coughs.
My last master before passing away told me to live a joyful life and to find someone worthy to take over the Scarlet Devil.
No.717718
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>>717717
no one's taking over for me!
No.717719
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>>717716
That's why its called a Dystopian Future
No.717720
>>717717
I have never heard of such a place.
No.717721
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>>717719
you mean a suck fest!
No.717722
>>717713
Hey, if doing my job better makes me stronger, I'm all for it.
>>717714
He's a friend of mine. A vampire hunter who goes by the alias "Blade." Seeing as he's half-vampire himself, he'd also need to drink blood, but he's been using a chemical formula that acts as a substitute. It might be able to put a stop to your bloodthirst as well.
No.717723
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>>717718
Not you, carnage.
>>717720
Hold on I believe I have a picture.
>In a blink of an eye a photograph appears in my hand.
Here you go.
>>717722
Would you mind introducing me sometime?
No.717724
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>>717721
Exactly. That's why I'm here in this time. To try and fix the fark ups of the future.
No.717725
>>717723
It's a nice looking home. What happened to your previous master?
>>717722
Then it seems like you have your answer, amico mio.
No.717726
>>717724
you should start by killing Flash
>>717723
ya confused me with that name
No.717727
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>>717723
>nods
I can try to contact him. Give me a day or two. At the very least, I'll be able to find out how to create the serum he uses to sustain himself.
>>717725
Yeah. I'll just have to make sure my suit stays clean when your maid's around.
No.717728
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>>717726
Can't. Don't tell him, but apparently he's going to be the first symbiote president.
No.717729
>>717728
.....I can't let that happen
No.717730
>>717729
I shouldn't tell you this, but you are his vice president.
No.717731
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>>717726
I am sorry.
>>717725
She was killed. Majority of the residents that lived there was killed by a hunter...
>>717727
Thank you so much!
No.717732
>>717731
s'fine
>>717730
but we hate each other
No.717733
>>717732
That's why the Thompson/Kassady team takes the white house. Because you are able to only pass things that you both agree on. Call each other on your shit.
No.717734
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>>717733
you are so making this up! I could see Stumpy and Webs making it to the white house, not me and him!
No.717735
>>717734
I'm not making it up.
Besides, you all are dead by the time I'm born.
No.717736
>>717735
wait us goopers are dead?
No.717737
>>717731
>shrugs
If I hadn't shown up, you wouldn't have freaked out earlier. Consider this me making it up to you.
No.717738
>>717736
Well, Cletus Kassady is dead. Flash Thompson is dead.
No.717739
ah but our legacy lives on......I'm okay with that
No.717740
>>717727
Have you tried Tide bleach sticks?
>he's joking
>>717731
You have nothing to worry about with me then.
I am not so easily taken down.
No.717741
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>>717740
I will always be worried.
>>717737
You didn't have to. I am quite a forgiving person.
No.717742
>>717740
>smirks
Didn't realized we were in an advertisement.
>>717741
Most people I've met haven't been so forgiving of my mistakes. I'm glad you're different.
No.717743
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>>717741
Where is this mansion located?
>>717742
Sponsorships come from somewhere, you know.
No.717744
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>>717743
Who said guys like us needed sponsors?
No.717745
>>717743
Well, it's located in a forest surrounded by mist.
>>717742
I am not most people.
No.717746
>>717744
You are not too good with humor, huh?
>>717745
I am not sure you consider me worthy to take over for your late master, but I would accept. A home away from home would make for a great place to duck away to.
No.717747
>>717746
I am still deciding.
No.717748
>>717745
>smiles
I can tell.
>Bra-fucking-vo, you made a friend. Let's just hope Blade doesn't try to gut her.
>>717746
Not really. But I'm getting better.
No.717749
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>>717747
I'll leave you to it then.
>>717748
There's that, at least.
No.717750
>>717749
I used to have a decent sense of humor. I guess I've just become jaded over the years.
No.717751
>>717749
Thank you.
>>717748
What about you?
No.717752
>>717750
Many of you heroes are.
>>717751
Hey, Sakuya. What do you know about Rin?
No.717753
>>717751
I don't think I'm anywhere near as forgiving as you are.
>>717752
>nods
It's a tough job. Changes you a lot if you're not careful.
No.717754
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No.717755
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No.717756
>>717752
I...... I actually don't know a lot about Rin.
>Smiles.
Do you happen to like her?
>>717753
Well, I can tell that by your gear, but what caused that to be.
No.717757
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>>717755
>isn't that a beautiful sight
Hello there.
No.717758
>>717756
Not really. From our brief encounter I felt like she was hiding something.
>>717753
Fair enough.
No.717759
>>717758
Hello!
>she's pretty
>prettier than Shamhat
>I wonder if I should take her form
>...I like this one better
No.717760
>>717756
I was always a pretty violent person. But I'm guessing you want to know how the whole Moon Knight thing started.
>>717758
I don't really consider myself a hero, if we're being honest.
No.717761
>>717759
And who might you be?
>pls no
>I already have one person people keep mistaking me for
No.717762
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>>717761
I'm Enkidu! Who're you?
>birds nesting in the tree branch horns
No.717763
>>717761
hey Rossy, why in the uncaring gods name do Xenomorphs live?
No.717764
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>>717762
Rosalina. A pleasure to meet you.
>glances at the birds amicably
>turns to the floating tardstar at her side
>squeaktoy.mp3
>tired sigh
>>717763
They are a species made to survive. Though to be entirely fair, humans are part of the reason Ellen Ripley didn't destroy them.
No.717765
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>>717758
Would you like me to investigate him?
>>717760
It would make for a good story.
No.717766
>>717765
Yes.
>>717760
Which is why you were open to doing business with the mafia.
No.717767
>>717764
okay but hear me out, my race is always called parasites, but freaking Xenos don't even let the hots live!
No.717768
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>>717764
You're not human, are you?
>Personal Skill: Presence Detection
No.717769
>>717767
Exactly. Parasites usually allow the host to live, and creatures such as Xenomorphs do not. It's a compliment to you.
>small smile
Get past the acidic blood and you are all much stronger than them, after all.
>>717768
No, I am not. I am the ruler of the stars above. But you aren't human either, are you...?
No.717770
>>717766
Very well. I will start as soon as I can.
No.717771
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>>717769
seeing how Stumpy survived a show down with'm yeah....speaking of him ya never guess where he is!
No.717772
>>717765
Alright...
>deep breath
I used to be a big name in the mercenary business a long time ago. Wound up getting beaten and double-crossed by another mercenary I was working with. Dragged myself through the desert for a few hours until I got to one of Khonshu's temples. I died, Khonshu offered to bring me back if I agreed to work for him, and here we are.
>At least you kept the exposition brief.
>>717766
>nods
I don't care about morals as much as I care about results.
No.717773
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>>717769
I was made by the gods to punish Gilgamesh, but then we became friends.
No.717774
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>>717770
Good.
>>717772
Then we're in the same boat.
No.717775
>>717771
>imagining the symbiote squad fighting Xenomorphs
>internally fangirling
Oh? Where is he?
>>717773
...doesn't sound like much of a punishment to me.
>laughs to herself
Still, honored to meet you, Enkidu.
No.717776
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>>717774
Looks like it. Not that I'm complaining.
No.717777
>>717775
I shit ya not with a his new girlfriend!
No.717778
>>717775
I changed my mind. It's a long story.
They wrote about it!
No.717779
>>717777
AAAAARRGH MY QUADS!
No.717780
>>717772
I am sorry for all the hardships you had to endure, but I hope that your new life brings joy and prosper with glory.
No.717781
>>717777
>eyebrows: raised
No.
>her eyes flash
...oh my goodness this is fantastic
>>717779
Right on time.
>>717778
Oh? In what scripture?
No.717782
>>717776
Who does your suits?
No.717783
>>717781
It's called the Epic of Gilgamesh!
>reaches into his torso
>out comes a book
No.717784
>>717781
depends on who ya ask.....so are they having hot steamy psychic on goop man sex!?
No.717785
File: 1451271449994.png (302.85 KB, 593x750, 593:750, https://41.media.tumblr.co….png)
>>717784
Oh, I really shouldn't tell...
>Flash fell asleep on her bed while watching a football game
>and Sabrina is just disappointed
You'll hear about it tomorrow~
>>717783
...interesting.
>levitates the book in front of her
>begins to read intently
No.717786
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>>717780
Joy and glory, huh...
>
I guess it does, sometimes.
>>717782
My old pilot used to design my costumes. Then SHIELD worked with me for a while... nowadays, I've gotta do everything myself.
No.717787
>>717785
.....he's blowing it isn't he?
No.717788
>>717786
Well you are here right now, a place brimming with opportunities.
No.717789
>>717785
>old poems, mang
>it's like Beowulf but with more sex and punching gods in the face
>and then Enkidu dies and Gil is miserable
I left him alone at the end, but I'm back now so it's okay.
No.717790
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>>717786
A useful talent.
If you don't mind, I'm going to take a small nap.
No.717791
>>717787
Of course not. They kissed.
>oh Flash
>you'd better make up for this with some morning glory
>>717789
>well, that escalated quickly
>closes the book
Well, it sounds as if things turned out well for everyone. And for that, I am relieved.
No.717792
>>717788
Haven't run into too many opportunities lately... but I guess I haven't been looking very hard, either.
>>717790
That's fine with me. It was nice talking to you, Giorno.
No.717793
>>717791
he did say he got her chocolates....well from what I remember he says at tops he only sleeps for four hours a day, the rest is spent trying not to die saving people!
No.717794
I am never going to the mall again unless I am blowing it up
No.717795
>>717794
what's stopping ya?
No.717796
File: 1451272789653.gif (389.45 KB, 170x302, 85:151, tumblr_ncekleawLL1tkrru4o1….gif)
>>717793
>those chocolates are sure to earn him points
>come on Flash you have this
They both have duties to attend to. I'm sure she understands. Besides, it makes their reunion at the end of the day all the more special.
No.717797
>>717790
Goodnight.
>>717792
You should try but don't try to hard.
No.717798
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>>717795
My grandson isn't keen on me murdering people.
No.717799
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No.717800
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>>717791
Yep! Everyone's happy!
No.717801
>>717798
neither is my dad and son, doesn't stop me
>>717796
ya know I just released....what the hell does she do?
No.717802
>>717801
Kid is so full of hope and joy. I can feel it gnawing at my soul
No.717803
>>717799
HAHA Kaine tried to bone you!
>>717802
oh god that sounds horrible
No.717804
>>717797
>nods
Last thing I need to do is risk going overboard.
>But that's the fun part!
No.717805
>>717803
Oh, I do so loathe you.
>peers around in horror
Where is he. This game isn't funny anymore, I don't like it.
>trying to smile
>it ain't working
No.717806
>>717805
HOT STEAMY SPIDER SEX! I blame that Spider-Man 2099 was egging him on, and chin up could be worse
No.717807
>>717803
I think I'm losing my thirst for combat and destruction
No.717808
>>717807
oh man that's harsh, what you need is to find someone and hit them!
No.717809
>>717806
That doesn't make anything better! That phrase is stupid, stupid stupid stupid!
>shakily opens shop again
Bah, I can't let this stop me from making money. Every minute, a spider dies in the cold, and that's unacceptable.
No.717811
>>717809
oh I bet he wanted to warm your spider! HAHAHAHAAAA!!!
No.717812
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>>717810
and I know JUST the guy for you to beat the crap out of!
No.717813
>>717809
But that's the natural order. For every dead spider, dozens more hatch.
No.717814
>>717812
I'm not fighting the cripple
No.717815
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>>717814
I was going to say Spider-Man 2099 from the future....the cripple is busy being a horrible boyfriend
No.717816
>>717814
Did someone say fight?
No.717817
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No.717818
>>717815
Oh....wait aren't you spider man?
>>717816
I did
No.717819
File: 1451274014611.png (227.04 KB, 311x358, 311:358, tumblr_static_19ax17dauny8….png)
>>717817
Eeeeeeeh?
>>717818
You're stronger than a human, right? I'll fight you. It might be fun.
No.717820
>>717804
I am sorry but I have to go. I hope that when I get back I hope I am able to put a smile on your face.
No.717821
>>717818
hhhrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I AM NO SPIDER! I AM CARNAGE!
No.717822
>>717819
don't do it Clay Face! he can fly!
No.717823
>>717820
I'll see you later then, Sakuya.
No.717824
File: 1451274218052.png (85.69 KB, 566x563, 566:563, tumblr_inline_nz2uxx0IuD1s….png)
>>717811
Y-you...stop that right now.
>wipes one of her eyes
>>717813
...I suppose above ground spiders aren't as sparse, are they.
>looks to her sign
>do I even need to do this anymore
No.717825
>>717822
I can grow wings!
>>717824
>crying detected
>there is now a clay androgyne launching in spider-jew's direction at Mach 1
>prepare for HUGS
No.717826
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>>717811
Carnage shut up
>>717824
....hey..uh don't run....I just wanted to say sorry okay.....
No.717827
>>717819
I don't fight little girls
>>717821
I'm right here. You don't need to shout.
You're worse that that turd prince Vegeta.
>>717826
Are you Spider Man?
No.717829
>>717827
no I'm the Scarlet Spider, don't touch my stuff or I'll cover is in spiders
No.717830
>>717826
>[terror]
...right. Well, I was going to charge you for emotional damages, but maybe it's best if we just forget the matter.
>>717825
>I wasn't crying, there was something in my eye
...ahuhuhu~
>hugs the mudbabe gingerly
No.717831
>>717827
>what was that
>there's kind of a sonic boom going on
Eh?
>>717830
>yes
>this is good
I am glad that you are okay.
No.717832
>>717830
no look I mean it, I got worked up, let the voice in my head and that idiot from the future screw me up and I almost did something I'd regret......so uh here
>drops a bag on her table
I beat up a gang out of self loathing and stole their money......you can have it
No.717833
>>717828
You're a turd
>>717829
Don't tell me what to do
>>717831
I don't fight little girls
No.717834
>>717833
and you're about to go rejoin the rest of our race
No.717835
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>>717833
>flings off his robe
>MENkidu go
Who's a little girl?
No.717836
>>717832
>all dose shekels
>all dose people
...
>takes the bag graciously
Well, I'm no saint myself, and if I was given a second chance...
>holds out her hand to shake
>>717831
Awfully sweet for a stranger. But I'm not complaining-
>okay those are abs
>wow
No.717837
>>717836
>shakes it
my name is Kaine and going to be honest, I prefer your company over people
No.717838
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>>717834
Shut up your highness
>>717835
Oh shit....dude looks like a lady
No.717839
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>>717836
>body sculpted by the gods themselves
>literally too perfect to be human
>gleam~
I care for all life that lives under the same sun and stars as me.
No.717840
>>717838
I'm shutting you up
BIG BANG ATTACK!
No.717841
>>717840
>ass is obliterated by beam
HOW!? I'M NOT EVEN IN FRONT OF YOU!
No.717842
>>717838
>it's true, he does
Thank you!
Combining the beauty of a woman and the strength of a man is the true path to being a complete lifeform!
>>717840
>accidentally obliterated
>the clay reforms from the ground up
ow.
No.717843
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>>717840
>walks in the way, eating a banana
Huh...is it mosquito season already?
No.717844
>>717841
>>717842
>>717843
how the hell did I hit all of you!?
No.717845
File: 1451276118942.png (472.69 KB, 643x463, 643:463, 86f06608668de2ede3763d1f92….png)
>>717844
Silly Vegeta!
In Soviet Russia, attack doesn't hit you.
You hit attack
No.717846
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>>717840
>dust clears
That all you got? I thought I was dealing with the strong prince.
>riot javelin is goooooooo!
>>717842
If you say so
>>717843
Dammit Kakarot
No.717847
>>717844
Comedic effect?
>>717846
>re-obliterated by the riot javelin
>and reforms again
You guuuuuys, maybe you need glasses?
No.717848
>>717846
>gasp
Dad, did you defect to Soviet Russia too?
Now they're gonna talk about us in Stormtrooper armor...
No.717849
No.717850
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>>717847
Two birds, one stone.
Everything's coming up Bardock.
>>717848
What the hell's Russia? Is it a food?
No.717851
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>>717850
Food? You have food?
WHERE
No.717852
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No.717853
>>717851
>>717850
if it lets me fucking post
>smoke clears
.....good lord I am not dealing with this
>flies off
No.717854
>>717851
I don't have any food! I thought you'd have food! You're the one with the wife!
>>717852
>taps on his scouter
OH MAN! MY GIVING A FUCK LEVEL IS AT ZEROOOOOOO!
>>717853
Sounds about right
No.717855
>>717853
Bye, Vegeta!
He has soccer practice!
>>717854
I do?
>
Oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
No.717856
>>717854
Okay, but you blasted me so it's only fair to retaliate, right?
>fist cocked back
>saiyans can survive being knocked across a continent, right?
No.717857
>>717855
>just shakes his head
>>717856
It wouldn't be fun if you didn't
>gets knocked across the continent
No.717858
>>717857
Wow, he went far.
>...
>...
>...
Aw, I'm all alone now!
No.717859
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>>717857
Wow...
Everybody has soccer practice today!
No.717860
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>>717858
>flies back around from behind
>punches him in the back of he long haired head
>>717859
Soccer is stupid. Please tell me you didn't let my grandkids play soccer
No.717861
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>>717860
Weeeell we didn't really have a lot of money.
So we sent them to summer camp!
No.717862
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>>717860
>Bardock's fist is now pretty much sticking out of where Enk's face was
>being clay is neat
Ow! That actually hurt!
No.717863
>>717861
I don't think being kidnapped by Piccolo counts as summer camp
>>717862
What would happen if I unleashed a blast right now?
No.717864
>>717863
But that was only Gohan!
...I think.
I should ask Chichi!
No.717865
>>717863
What do you think would happen?
>the inside of Enk's head is now lined with spikes
>this may be uncomfortable
No.717866
>toil and trouble
>burn and broil
>cauldron, cauldron...
>uh
No.717867
>>717864
I think Goten just runs wild in the woods. Which is why I can remember his name and not the other ones....
>>717865
>I once saw Dadoria naked
>nothing will ever beat that pain
Lets find out then
>small ki blast
No.717868
>>717866
>!
>is that
>:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Shamhaaaaat!
>>717867
>head entirely blown apart
>he just grows a new one
One second, my second oldest friend is here!
No.717869
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>>717867
HOW MANY DO I HAVE
No.717870
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No.717871
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>>717868
Its cool. I'll be around.
>>717869
Goten and...the tall one? I know Goten for sure
No.717872
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>>717868
>wait who
>that wasn't English, right
...?
No.717873
>>717871
Great! You're almost as strong as Gilgamesh, it'll be a fun fight!
>>717872
>nyooooooom
Shamhat~! I have not seen you since I left the forest, you're a Servant too?
No.717874
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>>717871
WHAT IF I HAVE MORE
AND THEY GOT KIDNAPPED
THAT MEANS I GOTTA FIGHT SOMEBODY
No.717875
>>717873
Looking forward to it
>>717874
Nah, trust me. They'll be fine. I mean, I didn't even remember you half the time and you turned out.....better than Raditz.
No.717876
>>717870
We might have a problem.
>>717873
>uh
Tell me, creature, how you...almost know my childhood name.
>Servant
>but I'm not ready
No.717877
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>>717876
We are alright.
>play it cool, 'sassin
No.717878
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>>717875
BUT THEN I WON'T GET TO FIGHT ANYBODY
No.717879
>>717875
You don't remember me...?
>sad Enk
But we bedded for a whole week nonstop! I didn't think I was easily forgotten.
>blink
>sniffsniff
>waitasec
Aren't you Shamhat?
No.717880
>>717877
Cool as a cucumber.
Work on that face of yours in the meantime.
>>717879
>
Come again...?
>ok that's too close
I am...
>uh
>not Shammharat
>not Assassin
>shit
No.717881
>>717880
>c o m p o s u r e
>thanks, Dio blood
We have something to discuss in a few minutes.
No.717882
>>717880
It's me, Enkidu!
>frown
I know you to be from my time and place, I can feel it on the wind.
But you're not Shamhat, right?
No.717883
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>>717881
Yes, I believe we do.
>
Is it about the construction workers.
>>717882
>Enkidu
>UH
No, Clay One. You already knew that.
>holy fuck I'm gonna die already aaaaa
No.717884
>>717883
Oh... I guess I'll just have to ask Gilgamesh who you are.
>ahem
Friend!
>
Friiiiiiiiiend?
No.717885
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>>717883
We found a nice plot of land, it'll take about three months to fully excavate.
>
There's another matter, but it can wait.
No.717886
>uh
>where did MK get a bulletproof vest?
No.717887
>>717884
I wouldn't trust him to remember anything or anyone so...non-reflective.
>doing her best to hide what little gold she has on
>fucking arm-ribbon what the hell even are you
Friends?
>I hope that didn't sound committal
>>717885
Oh?
>struggling to hold Enk at arms length
No.717888
>>717886
>uh
Isn't that on wrong.
No.717889
No.717890
>>717888
Don't think it is. But I've been wrong before.
No.717891
>>717887
Nonsense, he remembers me, and all I wear is a tunic!
>
>
>
>But nobody came.
Aw... I'll see you again another day, okay? For now, I'll just call you Shamhat anyways.
>lance mode
>zoom at Mach 1
>awaaaaaaaayyyyy
No.717892
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>>717890
>...
>points at his collarbone
Bang.
You're dead.
>
White doesn't help either.
No.717893
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>>717887
>that tiny thing is fast
It's about our plan.
We'll have to meet the other Masters. I intend to know them personally before I decide what happens next.
That Einzbern woman... she isn't to be trusted blindly.
No.717894
>>717892
Being easily seen's the whole point of the white.
>shrugs
Not like I can die anyway.
>takes off the vest
No.717895
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>>717891
>!
>almost falls forward
>pinwheeling
What an erudite fool...
>
Stupid dress.
>>717893
You're right on one account, at least.
>dusting herself off
But that's no woman you saw.
>waves off
But it can wait until later, hm?
Let's get this Q&A over with.
No.717896
>>717894
That's what that guy was saying.
>uh
Jason.
Wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it myself.
>...
So what's it for.
No.717897
>>717895
So far I've been informed of two.
You can hide your presence, but what about staying visible while doing so?
No.717898
File: 1451280663699.png (619.32 KB, 613x875, 613:875, Hello, do you have time to….png)
>>717896
The vest?
>shrugs
Just had it with me. Last time I actually used it I had to put a few bullets in a monster hiding under some kid's bed.
>wait what
No.717899
>>717897
Unfortunately, that's not possible.
My Presence Concealment completely deprives anyone from seeing me.
>ara
Trying to stay inside lines that don't even exist. That's awfully foolish, you know~
Who are these two.
No.717900
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>>717899
I'll make my own path, even if it's foolish.
Tohsaka Rin and Kanno Fumi. I was told the latter has three Servants, it'd be best to take things with the most caution possible.
No.717901
>>717898
>you're talking to the guy with the blue caveman coming out of his back
>reason is gone
...
What.
No.717902
File: 1451280915134.jpg (289.38 KB, 900x1165, 180:233, This looks like a job for ….jpg)
>>717901
>you mean the blue caveman I can't see?
>that one?
Turns out monsters under the bed are actually a thing. Who knew?
No.717903
>>717900
>three
>three
>Semiramis.exe has stopped working
Hmph...Well, it's not like that will be any trouble.
Next time it might be prudent to come to me with information like this sooner, to discredit any jokes.
>cool, girl
And where can I find them.
No.717904
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>>717902
>he probably could
>stranger things have happened
I did.
>DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>wait
You mean you went after a monster.
With a gun.
>this guy is nuts
No.717905
File: 1451281076309.png (424.67 KB, 700x1166, 350:583, c4578f97a5c1d2845e3cb6b796….png)
>>717903
My maid has yet to inform me of their locations.
We'll be noncombatants until I see reason enough to act. You don't have any objections, yes?
No.717906
File: 1451281169034.jpg (142.96 KB, 644x524, 161:131, 755cfc8a62085236b1de4f1384….jpg)
>>717905
>brightens
Which will leave plenty of time to complete that project I told you about in the duration.
I'm sure you'll love it, it's fabulous once completed~
>
That green thing called me its friend. That may present a problem.
No.717907
>Tea tea
>Sips
>It's ok for the last batch.
No.717908
File: 1451281345737.jpg (246.17 KB, 400x564, 100:141, 0eb93dd707e396eae9afc1ccc4….jpg)
>>717906
Only if I decide to go along with Einzbern's plot. I don't intend to until I get to the bottom of what she is.
I want to know what you do, Assassin.
>>717907
Care to share, Sakuya?
No.717909
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>>717907
>hwat
>>717908
You're too green to this war, Giorno.
It's in its very nature that all Masters and Servants are eliminated barring a single pair, that will receive the holy grail.
>
I am a poisoner of kings, Master. Any serum or salve is under my command, as well as the fortress I have taken up constructing for you.
No.717910
>>717908
>Pours you a cup.
Would you like me to fetch you a table?
No.717911
Worry no more, my friend! The King has arri-
...He left.
>sigh
You just had to stop to "grab a bite", didn't you?
>SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oh, quit your whining.
No.717912
>>717909
I never was too good at following rules I don't agree with.
>shrugs
What would you have wished for?
>>717910
That would be lovely.
No.717913
File: 1451281665497.jpg (191.56 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, sample-7a6488d8568eb69513d….jpg)
>>717911
It smells funny.
>
There he is!
>ZOOM
No.717914
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>>717911
>uh
>>717912
My wish?
>KOTOMINEEEEEE
My wish failed along with my previous Master. I'll have to think of a new one.
No.717915
>>717909
>Wha?
> isn't that the assassin?
Hello.
>>717912
Please wait here.
>Walks off.
>After a few minutes I return holding scarlet coffee table in my right hand and in my left was the plate which held the tea.
No.717916
>>717914
>A.U.O Dress change
Tch. I'll need to discipline the new pet. Later. For now I must find-
>>717913
Oh there he is.
>And he's getting closer
>closer
>clooooooser
No.717917
>>717914
You'll let me know when you think of it.
I already accomplished my dream, so there's nothing at all in life that I could wish for.
>>717915
Thank you.
>ssssssip
It's good.
No.717918
File: 1451282147405.gif (105.94 KB, 480x679, 480:679, 55469ca095fbaabcac5f9885a0….gif)
>>717916
>WHAMMU
>
>git a hug at mach 1
No.717919
File: 1451282191774.jpg (178.49 KB, 480x1379, 480:1379, tumblr_mfyc12HFp61rye1gyo1….jpg)
>>717915
>a maid
>how quaint
Greetings.
>>717916
>oh god I just saw that burn my eyes
>hmm
>maybe
>polonium
>>717917
Then what will you do should you win?
No.717921
File: 1451282738184.png (315.81 KB, 500x702, 250:351, tumblr_n80xvjqLbk1sp5mbyo1….png)
>>717919
>I could wish Signore Polnareff-
>no bad bad bad idea
Assuming I buy into this war at all, nothing except keep the spoils out of undeserving hands.
I have a knack for that.
No.717922
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>>717919
I assume that you're Master's servant class.
>She's showing to much skin.
>>717917
It's the last batch I had in the manor. It makes me happy that you like it.
>I'll need to buy more.
>Such a pity.
No.717923
File: 1451282980222.png (31.83 KB, 202x187, 202:187, tumblr_inline_najvlkkUcy1r….png)
>>717921
A hero~?
>we don't have to tell him I get one too
>naaaaah
I won't be wasted on frivolities, Giorno.
Luckily, the dilution of power is something I'm rather fond of.
>>717922
>flaunt it if you got it
And I assume you are the maid?
He tells me you have information.
No.717924
>>717918
>I should have kept the armor on
>WHAM
>Pushed back, feet deep into the ground, but stood still
Uahaha! Sorry for the delay my friend. I had some issues with my current transportation.
>pat pat
>>717919
>The hug's impact pushed and now he finally sees the other servant
Oh? It's been a while since we had a newcomer.
No.717925
>>717924
Gil, Gil, isn't that Shamhat? I remember her, Gil!
>because he wrecked that puss for seven days consecutively
No.717926
>>717922
You'll definitely need to buy more.
>>717923
A gangstar.
>oh boy
You did say you were a poisoner of kings.
No.717927
>>717923
>You lack elegance!!!
Yes I do. What would you like to know?
No.717928
>>717924
There aren't many that don't know the golden king of Uruk.
>smiles
>wait no Shamhat me no way
>>717926
Yes, so let's be certain you don't appear in my crosshairs~
How nice that a king has been delivered so squarely into my waiting hands.
>>717927
>ara ara
The identities of the Masters and other Servants in play.
My doves are only so fast.
No.717929
>>717925
You mean the divine whore? Her?
>>717928
>Mmmmm
>MMMMMMMMMMMMM
>
No.717930
>>717928
Noncombatants.
>~
>is he touching my new friend's face
>what
No.717931
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>>717926
I'll have to make it but ever since Patchouli's death.... the garden is not the same.
>>717928
>Did this girl go ara ara at me?
>I'll MUDA some elegance into her.
Rin Tohsaka currently the master of the Archer Class.
There's Gilgamesh over there >>717924
and his master/friend.
Fumi Kanno, currently the master of a fallen King Arthur, Rider, and Berserker. Though I've heard she acquired another King Arthur.
No.717932
...And then Thor says "Avenger? I hardly know her!" Eh? Eh?
>"That joke crashed and burned, matchstick."
Sheesh. Everybody's a critic.
No.717933
>>717929
She has the same beauty, Gil!
No.717934
>>717929
>
>>717930
Serving another isn't the...only new experience I've been subjected to recently.
>>717931
So it's true...
>uh
Then that fulfills every aspect except Caster and Lancer.
You've done well, maid.
No.717935
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>>717934
Thank you.......
>Eyes wandering.
Please put on some better clothing.
No.717936
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>>717931
We'll do what we can. I can promise you that.
>>717934
I can see that...
>what even
No.717937
>>717934
>...
>That's not my friend's whore
>Do I tell him tho?
>It would be fun to see him trying to do her for seven days
>...
>Nah, I can't do this with Enk
>>717933
I can see why you'd believe that. However, I'm afraid your eyes have deceived you this time. That is not your dear Shamhat.
No.717938
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>>717937
>...
>...
>...
>headtilt
Eh?
No.717939
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>>717935
Better clothing?
What clothing would be better for one of my ilk, maid.
>scowl
If your eyes are drawn to place where they're more comfortable, then the clothing is doing its job.
Remember who serves who, maid.
>>717936
...Permission to leave.
>>717937
>please let go of my face
>holy shit I'm gonna die for real now
...
No.717940
>>717932
Ha!
>...
I don't get it.
No.717941
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>>717939
I'm about to take a private plane home momentarily.
You should come.
No.717942
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>>717936
I doubt it. The majority of the plants require magic in order to grow.
>>717939
>I am going to get along just fine with her.
I do not serve you, assassin. I only serve Giovanna and you're just extra baggage. I would gladly kill you if you dare thought of betraying him.
No.717943
>>717938
>uH
...But if you ant to bed her for a week, it's also understandable! In fact, I encourage it!
>>717939
>still holding her face
So, Queen of Assyria, I know this is not the best time but I heard you have a very nice lap and I would like to try it whenever possible.
No.717944
>>717943
That's not my Shamhat.
No.717945
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>>717944
>Wants to poke that eye with a knife for some reason.
No.717946
>>717941
At the soonest possible moment.
>>717942
Kill me? Whatever for?
>belladonna for this one
>it's the most likely
Perhaps if you had some "extra baggage" yourself, you might not be so crass with strangers.
>ufufufufufu
>>717943
>struggling
>wait
Kotomine...
No.717947
>>717946
Soon then.
>>717942
Gold Experience controls life itself, Sakuya.
No.717948
>>717946
What was that? Say it again.
>It's like Dio.
No.717949
>>717944
>J E S U S
>I mean
>E A
Uh... Enkidu! Why don't we go for a few rounds? I can even show you how our new pet fights!
>>717945
>hoe don't you hurt muh fried
>>717946
>Kotomine?
Kirei doesn't like thighs. I think. I don't really know his preference on body types, I should ask him later.
No.717952
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>>717947
I'll make it now, if it's all the same to you.
This treatment from your maid and this golden fool aren't doing any favors to my temperament.
>>717948
I have no desire to repeat myself, maid.
>~
But don't look so glum, perhaps they'll grow in the next few hundred years or so.
>>717949
>Kirei?
I'll leave that to your discretion, then.
>Presence Concealment
No.717953
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>>717949
>taking out the trash
...?
No.717954
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>>717952
>dese
>bantz
Follow me then.
>she's gone, but at least she'll come
No.717955
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>>717952
>Sighs.
>Calms myself down.
I apologize for my behavior. I should of never commented on you lack of clothing.
>I am defiantly going to get along with her.
No.717956
>>717951
>Don't hate him cuz he's beautiful
>>717952
>...
She didn't answer my question.
>>717953
On time as usual, Kirei! Tell me: What do you like in a woman? I've seen pictures of your wife, but I ca-
>>717950
>AH
>SPLINTERS
T-That's the spirit!
>GRAPPLING TIME
No.717957
>>717956
What brought this on, Archer.
>there they go again
>...
>Claudia
The kind that suffers.
No.717958
>>717956
I miss Shamhat now, my friend.
>how's this for grappling
No.717959
>>717957
I know that! I meant more on the physical aspect.
>>717958
>N-Not the one I'm used to
I understand that.
No.717960
>>717959
I already told you ordering prostitutes is unnecessary.
Don't make me get the mapo again.
>what else was Claudia
Does..."dead" work.
No.717961
>>717959
>gleam~
>twist
>and
>SLAM
She's the Queen of Assyria?
This is wonderful, more Babylonians!
>entirely oblivious to her status as the poisoner of kings
No.717962
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>>717956
>Far from beautiful.
>Gilgamesh defiantly gay.
No.717963
>>717962
>If I wasn't getting suplexed right now
>And if this was an actual conversation
>You'd be dead by now
>>717960
>waves off
Oh you're hopeless.
>>717961
>Not like I don't have an antidote for that
>ALSO OW
Yes... She certainly will be...
>hands on the floor
Interesting to watch!
>Flips Enkidu over
>COUNTER SLAM
No.717964
>>717962
>Enkidu is described as having attained a sense of paradoxical beauty that far surpasses either gender
>>717963
>OOF
We should celebrate!
No.717965
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>>717963
I'll ask Caren.
Eat your mapo, Archer.
No.717966
>>717965
Maybe, she'll understand it ber.
...I wonder what's Caren's preference on men.
>Mapo
>Uh
>UH
>>717964
Hey, Enkidu. Why don't we fight over THERE!
>Zooms away with Enkidu
>Gilgamesh awaaay~
>Not eating red mud today
No.717967
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>>717966
>weeeeeee
>trees being uprooted as they go
>because Enk is whacking Gil with them like they're baseball bats
No.717968
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>>717966
>that
>might be a good question
Hm.
No.717969
>thank goodness, I don't need more Santa outfits
...
>what now...
No.717970
>>717964
>I know that.
>>717963
>My Gate of Knives cancels your Gate!
No.717971
>>717965
Wait..... I know you from somewhere.
No.717972
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>>717969
>Maids.
>A lot of them.
No.717973
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No.717974
>>717973
Aren't you the one who's suppose to oversee this war?
No.717975
>>717972
>for what purpose
>>717973
A priest, then.
>good
>fucking heathens need some faith
No.717976
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>>717974
War?
>>717975
As God is my witness.
No.717977
>>717976
>this one's from the Fuyuki Church?
I was wondering when they would send someone to get things on track.
No.717978
>>717977
It certainly appears that way.
No.717979
>>717978
Boy. If you truly mean to instigate what I'm implying, then I will assist you.
It's about time for this charade to end.
No.717980
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>>717975
>Just to suffer
Are you perhaps the one that Moon Knight was talking about?
>>717976
Never mind, it must of been a different priest that partook in the war.
No.717981
>>717979
Really.
>...
Someone will have to incite something.
>>717980
Mm.
>leaps away
No.717982
>>717980
Most certainly not.
>>717981
Incite something indeed...
No.717983
>>717981
What?
>>717982
Ah, sorry to disturb you.
No.717984
>>717983
A vampire. And starved, at that. What a pity, I have no blood to offer you.
No.717985
>>717984
....... How do you know? Actually a better question. Are you a pure blood or not?
No.717986
>>717985
I am one of the first, and I know my own kind.
Rather, the concept of "vampires" stem from my legend.
No.717987
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No.717988
>>717987
This is a joke, yes? It must be.
I am Vladimir Dracul III. The notion of "Dracula" and that "Alucard" are products of my campaign against the Turks.
No.717989
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>>717988
Well, Alucard did say he was Dracula as well and said he was Vladimir as well. I apologize for any discomfort I must have caused you. What brings you here?
No.717990
>>717989
He also calls himself the "Crimson Fucker". I would take anything that madman says with a grain of salt.
I was waiting for that priest to arrive. The grail war has been at a standstill for so long that the emergency system to summon seven additional Servants was activated.
...And then they stopped altogether.
This madness must come to a close. They must die.
No.717991
>>717990
When I brought up the war he simply played dumb and ran away. It's troublesome that so many servants are just appearing. It's almost like ever person here has at least one servant.
>Shakes my head.
Who would you be currently serving under?
No.717992
>>717991
No one. I sustain myself on blood and the residual prana from the leylines of this place.
The Greater Grail has been rooted here.
No.717993
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>>717992
Excellent, this mean I do not need to fight you when the war finally starts to turn again.
>Could this be the incident with Avenger?
Have you seen a naked man covered in red tattoos?
No.717994
>>717993
Avenger ran away, most likely is hiding somewhere so he isn't killed.
No.717995
>>717994
That's probably why the war stopped.
No.717996
>>717995
Hunting down that rodent will be a pleasure.
>ding
Ah... my meal is ready.
We will speak another time, maid.
>spiritmodes away
No.717997
>>717996
Thank you for speaking with me.
>Bows as you leave.