No.717998
>Meanwhile on a vary special episode of Dragon BallZ
No.718000
ah damnit are we still on Namek!?
No.718001
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Ok, Vegeta, listen up.
We're on a mission to save Christmas
No.718002
>bip bip bip
Ah, what the hell...every path I try around these guys, they always see me.
Do they have X-ray vision or something?
>yaaaaaaaaaawn
Bummer.
No.718003
>>718001
Goku, Christmas was like 3 days ago
No.718004
>>718003
But that's unpossible!
Wait a minute...
Vegeta, what big teeth you have!
No.718006
>>718005
THAT'S JUST LIKE WHAT VEGETA WOULD SAY
No.718007
>>718006
nah he'd call ya Kakacarrot cake or something
No.718008
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>>718007
THAT'S ALSO LIKE WHAT VEGETA WOULD SAY
VEGETA, YA CAN'T BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT BEING SUNBURNED, BUDDY
No.718009
>>718008
I'm not Vegeta ya brain dead boob! I'm
CARNAGE!
No.718010
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>>718009
...Ok.
But I only have one more question.
Are you, or are you not a kind of food.
No.718012
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>>718011
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
No.718013
>>718012
why don't you check the fridge?
No.718014
>>718013
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
What's a fridge?
No.718015
>>718014
the white thing in the kitchen that's all white
No.718016
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>>718015
White...thing...
Is it food?
No.718018
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>>718017
That is my FAVORITE ANSWER
>runs off
>eats the whole fridge
No.718019
>>718018
....so that happened
No.718022
>>718021
>another servant?
>losing track of them all
Afternoon.
No.718023
>>718022
>~
And here I was looking forward to a few more poses.
No.718024
>>718023
I can pose all you like, but I'd better be getting royalties~
>looks like Roman
>not sure how to feel about that
Artist?
No.718025
>>718024
>no, Roman has a ponytail and a lab coat
>: ^ )
Does it count if I've seen Titanic three times?
French girls just make me itch now, and not even in the good way!
No.718026
>>718025
>excuse me it is a gentleman's coat
>...oh, you mean someone else
Well then, you'd better get some allergy medicine, cher.
>rolls the 'R' all syrupy
How can you sit through that snooze-fest three times?
No.718027
>>718026
I've been had!
>pauses mid-dramatic fake-death
Ah, but it seems you don't know me.
>sweeping bow
The green Archer, at your no doubt lascivious service. I like long walks on the beach and sitting in trees all day.
You have no idea how a dull ache in the ass can make Kate Winslet that much more interesting.
No.718028
>>718027
A sharp pain in the head would have sufficed. Or a bullet. Yes, that.
Neopolitan. What brings you here?
No.718029
>>718028
Guns don't put dashing forest rogues in comas, people do.
Have you seen the trees out here? Much better for sitting than anything that had oh, decent watering and care.
No.718030
>>71802
With how much this place ends up on fire, I'd be careful what tree you perch yourself in. Are you fighting against the other servant folk?
No.718031
>>718030
Fighting, stalling, waiting for the rest to get bored. Same thing, right?
But just in case, I've been provided with the means to make my own tree.
>crossbow appears on his arm
>poink
>huge ass tree starts growing from where the bolt landed
Now if only the EPA would start paying me.
No.718032
>>718031
You would think the eco-freaks would be throwing every cent they had at someone like you. People are so stingy these days...
>umbrellablade out
>carves her name into the trunk
No.718033
>>718032
>hanging from the tree
Whoa whoa whoa, actual conversation with a female that lasts longer than five minutes and doesn't end up with me being chased by dogs?
>shakes his head
That's not how it works, but you're new so I don't blame you. Let's take it from the top, and this time more fodder for those of us with crippling self-deprecation addictions.
No.718034
>>718033
If that's the standard for you, I can't help but be concerned about where this is heading.
>I wonder if Lasher is available for personal calls
>...probably not
No.718035
>>718034
Nah, just wait until I really shoot my mouth off.
My motto is if it ain't broke, look again.
No.718036
File: 1451339075048.jpg (422.13 KB, 841x726, 841:726, tumblr_nz615bxeXY1u71bc2o3….jpg)
>Gio
>wake up
>we have shit to do
>Five more minutes, brain.
No.718037
>>718036
>Pokes your cheek.
Come on wake up.
>I want to drink his blood.
>Shakes my head making the thought vanish.
No.718038
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>>718037
Oof... what time is it?
No.718039
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>>718038
It's 4:53pm. It's not healthy for you to sleep all day.
No.718040
>sticking to the wall
>waiting for his crew
No.718041
>>718039
I had a long flight, forgive me.
Traveling from Naples to here is wearisome.
No.718042
>>718040
Um.....
>What to do?
>Walks away only to return with a tray which held a pot of tea and a tea cup.
Would you like some tea?
No.718043
>>718041
You know you should just let me deal with the fighting.
No.718045
>>718043
And what picture would that paint of me? I am not Diavolo, others will not fight for me while I hide in the shadows.
No.718046
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>>718044
Very well, the offer is still there if you happen to change your mind.
>>718045
True but you have bigger things to worry about. Oh, I recently came in contact with Vladimir. He's another servant in this war.
No.718047
>>718046
Oh? How did that go?
No.718049
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>>718046
appreciate it, I'm Agent Venom
No.718050
>>718047
It went well. Though, he seems to have no master at the moment which is a good thing, if he was telling the truth.
No.718051
>>718048
no did you? I though this was for some strange reason our normal meet up place?
No.718052
>>718050
Does that mean we do not have to fight him?
No.718053
>>718051
Well I mean it kinda is, but I got a call, so...
No.718054
>>718053
wait if I didn't call...and you didn't call.....where's Moonman?
No.718055
>>718054
Where is Mooninite?
No.718056
>>718055
maybe he called us.....or this is a trap?
No.718057
>>718054
>>718055
>slidewhistle noise
No.718058
>>718057
so did you call us or did you get a call?
No.718059
>>718056
Nobody puts baby in the corner!
>>718057
Oh. Hey. You call? 'Cause it wasn't Flash.
No.718060
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>>718049
Sakuya Izayoi. It's nice to meet you.
>>718052
If he decides not to partake in the war.
No.718061
>>718059
and here I was thinking "man haven't had to put boot to ass for a sometime"
No.718062
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>>718058
>shakes his head
Got called here like you guys did.
>>718059
Nope. Which means this is probably a trap. Or we've been pranked. Or both.
No.718063
>>718062
>click
I'm going with the big gun, whoever is pulling our legs is getting shot with it
No.718064
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>>718061
'Cause I went with Moonman for Christmas.
>>718062
Lame.
No.718065
>>718060
Good. The less enemies, the better.
No.718066
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>>718064
well fearless leader, what's the game plan?
No.718067
>>718063
If they ever show up, anyway.
>>718064
I've been trying to call somebody, but I doubt they'd pull something like this.
>shrugs
If we don't get an answer, I'm just blaming Damian.
No.718068
>>718067
who were you trying to call?.....don't say Ghostbusters
No.718069
File: 1451342879944.png (157.14 KB, 500x687, 500:687, triple dog dare you, bitch.png)
>>718066
Not much to do until the big rusemaster shows up.
>>718067
Lame.
I was really hoping to kick some tail, too.
No.718070
>>718065
If he decides to partake in the fight then I would like you to kill me.
No.718071
>>718069
unless this place is wired to blow up?.....I'll check the basement
No.718072
>>718068
Blade. Y'know, the vampire hunter?
>>718069
>nods
Wouldn't feel right if we didn't kick somebody's ass every day.
No.718073
>>718072
Blade? why do you need him? I though you dealt with werewolves?
No.718074
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No.718075
>>718071
I got the rafters.
>>718072
Been a while since I fought an asshole in a costume too.
No.718076
>>718074
I fear that he may have power over his children and in my current state I am weak...... hungry.
No.718077
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>>718075
swear to god if it's Goblin.....no wait why would it be, he sticks to Peter.....Joker?
No.718078
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>>718073
Exactly. I deal with werewolves, he's the vampire expert. S'why I need him. I've got a problem that involves a vampire.
>>718075
Same. Is it just me or have people gotten bored with trying to fight us?
No.718079
>>718078
have you tried staking it?
No.718080
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>>718077
Joker'd go after you guys yeah. Lucky you're all wearing masks.
>>718078
Works for me.
No.718081
>>718076
This is why you won't be fighting for me.
No.718082
>>718079
I'm not trying to kill them, Flash.
>>718080
>shrugs
Guess that's what happens when you threaten to kill everyone who fucks with you.
No.718083
>>718080
great....don't I have enough psychos? basement is clear
>>718082
well then I got nothing
No.718084
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>>718081
If I remember correctly you told me to protect you. I am simply carrying out your order.
No.718085
>>718082
This is why Bats never runs out of morons to beat up, he lets'em live.
>>718083
Rafters too. Guess we got duped.
Not cool.
No.718086
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>>718084
That is true... we'll just have to hope that Vlad won't be fighting.
No.718087
>>718083
Which is why we're waiting for Blade to get here.
>>718085
But if he killed 'em all, he'd be out of a job. Gotta have a reason to keep being the Bat. Even if it's a stupid one.
No.718088
>>718085
well that's a pain in the ass
>>718087
I just hope it isn't Blade 3
No.718089
>>718087
And it's why I left Gotham. Place is fucked 'cause Bruce is an asshole.
Earth 51 proves it, world would be a better place is he just went the extra mile.
>>718088
You're telling me.
No.718090
>>718088
>[LAUGH TRACK]
...Me either.
>>718089
He's like a kid, Jason. He'll never grow up and face the facts.
No.718091
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>>718086
If he does I still want you to kill me because I would be a disgrace if I was to attack you when you've shown nothing but kindness towards me.
No.718093
>>718090
if it is, I'm going to space
>>718089
so Moonman needs Blade for a vampire thing, you want to help him with this? vampires are a new ball game to me
No.718094
>>718090
Least we got a handle on things.
>>718092
What now, the Big Bad Bat put baby in the corner?
>>718093
Never dealt with bloodsuckers before, maybe we really should wait on Blade.
No.718095
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>>718091
Don't worry too much. I still have my trump card if that were to happen.
You don't have to die.
No.718096
>>718094
You already referenced Dirty Dancing once today.
Get something new.
>-tt-
Whenever you and your stupid friends do something together, father makes me come see when Cain makes herself conveniently unavailable.
No.718097
>>718092
>Here we go again.
Figures you'd show up.
>>718093
You sure? That didn't end well for you last time.
>>718094
Yeah. Too bad all the respect's going to the wrong people, though.
No.718098
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>>718095
Hm...
>Trump card. I don't like the sound of that.
If that's the case then I'll leave everything to you.
No.718099
>>718094
please don't let it be Blade 3
>>718097
it's better then Blade 3
No.718100
>>718097
I don't have any verbal spankings to hand out today.
You get off lightly.
>the wrong people
>this guy
No.718101
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>>718096
Funny, the old fart sent her to Hong Kong indefinitely.
I'd say she's "conveniently unavailable" all the time.
>>718097
Respect is for heroes.
>>718099
God no.
No.718102
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>>718099
I'm not so sure about that. I'd rather sit through Blade 3 than go to space again.
>>718100
>but your dad's a fuck-up
>rolls his eyes
Must be my lucky day.
>>718101
So that just leaves us with fear.
No.718103
>>718101
>indefinitely
>but
Whatever.
I'm not a narc, do what you want.
>>718102
>this from the Batman clone
It's better than any other one you have.
No.718104
>>718102
Don't know about you but I like fear more than respect.
>>718103
She's not really there. Like hell am I letting the relic put my favorite out to pasture like that.
No.718105
>>718102
I've been in space, it hurt less
>>718101
would you tell Marc that Blade 3 was horrible
No.718106
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>>718103
>clone?
>I think you meant to say "more interesting character"
It's really not. My good days don't involve you.
>>718104
>smirks
I never said it was a bad thing.
>>718105
Even after the whole "Space Knight" thing?
No.718107
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>>718104
>squint
She is not an object that you can-
>wait a sec r u tryna trick me again
>cough
At least the thief's gone.
>>718106
>pffthahahaha
I wouldn't let my bad days involve me.
We're all waiting, where's Blade.
No.718108
>>718106
not as bad as you think, get called to other plants, some good....some uh....yeah
No.718109
>>718106
'Xactly.
Also Blade 3 was a mistake, Marc.
>>718105
Done and done.
>>718107
Ha, brat's got a crush!
No.718110
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>>718107
Last I heard, he was catching a plane from London to here. What do you care, anyway?
>>718108
I've never really had a good experience in space, Flash. Especially not after the xenomorphs.
>>718109
Not as big of a mistake as Ghost Rider's movies.
No.718111
>>718110
nnnngg....Marc we never talk about them.....
>>718109
thanks
No.718112
>>718109
I wouldn't lower myself to something that pedantic.
>>718110
Because I need someone new to torment and you're easy to bully.
No.718113
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No.718114
>>718110
Fair enough.
>>718111
So when's your movie? Mine was animated.
>>718112
Bullshit.
No.718115
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>>718114
I got a bullshit cartoon
>>718113
you don't want to know
No.718116
>>718111
Which is why I don't ever talk about space.
>>718112
>blink
...So do you have a stick up your ass like your dad, or did you get stuck with a whole tree?
>>718113
Blade had movies made about him back in the day. The third one wasn't great.
>>718114
At least Hollywood forgets I exist. Can you imagine if I was played by Nic Cage?
No.718117
>>718115
Oh god...
>>718113
Verboten.
>>718116
Aren't you getting a Netflix series?
We're watching it.
No.718118
>>718114
That test tube didn't raise a liar, Todd.
What's it to you, anyway. Weak insults are more-
Actually no that makes perfect sense.
>>718116
>holds up a stick
>twists it and a knife comes out
No.718119
>>718115
I think I do.
>>718116
Ah, I am generally not accustomed to the other world's theaters.
No.718120
>>718116
fair enough
>>718117
no war vet, have legs, and talk like my old self that I try to be better then
>>718119
are you sure?
No.718121
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No.718122
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No.718123
>>718122
positive? there's no going back
No.718124
>>718118
So you have a bladed stick up your ass?
>>718120
Sheesh.
>>718121
German for "forbidden".
No.718125
>>718117
Don't know. If Jessica Jones wound up with one, it's definitely possible.
>>718118
>[LAUGH TRACK]
>Goddamn it, don't encourage him.
>What? That was funny.
>>718119
So you've never seen a movie before? That's... surprising.
>>718120
Yeah. That, and my other experience with space ended with Winter Soldier decapitating one of Fury's LMDs.
No.718126
>>718125
......see this is why I avoid events
>>718124
yeah I know next they'll have watered down Punisher
No.718127
>>718124
You don't?
>>718125
>hucks it at birdman
No.718128
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>>718125
We're all kinda famous then.
Outside the usual infamy.
>>718126
God no!
>>718127
>
>Damian what the fuck
No.718129
>>718125
Never.
>>718124
Nothing in this world is forbidden.
>>718123
One hundred percent positive.
No.718130
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>>718128
>...
Wait.
>
Your clubhouse is stupid.
>weeee
No.718131
>>718129
well good, I was just messing with you kid
>ruffles her hair
>>718128
I'm holding out hope that a movie will be better
No.718132
>>718129
'Kay.
>>718130
>is
>is my little brother gay
>um
>
I'm gonna have to give you "the talk" aren't I.
>>718131
I'll root for ya.
No.718133
>>718126
I don't wind up in them that often to begin with.
>>718127
>you have successfully knocked birdgod off of Moonman's shoulder
>...See, this is why kids shouldn't play with knives.
>>718128
I guess so. Feels... weird.
>>718129
Might wanna watch some when you get the chance, then. It's a good way to kill time.
No.718134
>>718133
we should aim to keep it that way
>>718132
thanks Jay....god I hope they don't screw it up
No.718135
>>718133
I usually don't have any free time since I am a workaholic. I sometimes forget to sleep.
>>718131
H-huh? What did I do?
>>718132
Is it really that bad?
No.718136
>>718135
nothing, you're fine
No.718137
>>718133
Trust me the feeling goes away fast.
>>718134
It's the modern cinema. Of course they will.
Pray they don't fuck it up too badly.
No.718138
>>718137
so not as bad as Batman and Robin where they made Dick basically you
No.718139
>>718134
Couldn't agree more. Events just keep getting worse.
>>718135
Same here, actually. Not that I'm saying going without sleep's a good idea.
>>718137
>nods
I'll get over it.
No.718140
>>718138
Seriously.
>>718139
That's how we do it.
No.718141
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>>718140
I hear Mr. Freeze can only feel hate for it and it was the first thing he's ever felt in years
>>718139
that Secret Wars one was balls
No.718142
>>718136
Then why are you petting me on the head? I don't understand.
>>718139
Sleep is important for you.... Well, aren't you basically undead?
No.718143
>>718142
>I may have made a huge mistake
nothing it was just a joke, you're fine
No.718144
>>718140
>chuckles
Rinse and repeat, I guess.
>>718141
Dragged on forever, didn't it?
>>718142
Well, if coming back from the dead a few times is all it takes to qualify, then yeah, I am.
No.718145
>>718144
like Fear it's self
No.718146
>>718141
Vic was raging, yeah.
>>718144
Pretty much.
So... what now?
No.718148
>>718145
Why'd you have to remind me about that?
>>718146
Not sure. I didn't have anything planned.
No.718149
>>718147
Sure was.
>>718148
....
>fwssssh
>Lightsaber Fightsaber: Episode V"
No.718150
>>718143
Ah, I see.
>Tilts my head to the side.
A joke?
>>718144
Does your heart beat?
No.718151
>>718150
yeah I made a big deal over nothing
>>718149
why do you have a lightsaber?
>>718148
is it still going?
No.718152
>>718149
This shit again? Really?
>>718150
>blinks
I... actually don't know.
>>718151
I don't think so. Then again, you never know these days.
No.718153
>>718151
Why don't you have a lightsaber?
>>718152
You got a better idea?
No.718154
>I heard you motherfuckers were tryin' to ice-skate uphill
No.718155
>>718153
...Can't say I do.
>>718154
Took you long enough to get here.
No.718156
>>718152
I'm going to say it's not
>>718153
.......
>why don't I?
No.718157
>>718154
Wesley Snipes?
>>718155
I mean we already did this bit.
>>718156
Thought so.
No.718158
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>>718152
>Places my hand on your chest.
Hmm.
>>718151
Ah! I now understand.
No.718159
File: 1451350195519.jpg (282.22 KB, 583x892, 583:892, Let me see you grit those ….jpg)
>>718155
Better late than never, Spector.
>>718157
>smiles
>you see those fangs yet, Jay?
Sure, let's go with that.
No.718160
>>718158
>thumbs up
>>718157
you'd think with the space stuff I would
No.718161
>>718156
Works for me.
>>718157
So we've gotta think of something new. Can't just rehash ideas all the time.
>>718158
>uh
...What are you doing?
>>718159
I'm surprised you showed up at all, if we're being honest. You're usually a lot busier than I am.
No.718162
>>718159
Better a daywalker than a skinwalker.
>>718160
Right? Whaddo they even use up there?
>>718161
So, what?
No.718163
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>>718162
space guns and my suit
>>718161
....why is she touching you?
No.718164
>>718161
Trying to see if you have a heart beat.
>Removes my hand from your chest.
You actually have.
No.718165
File: 1451350736430.jpg (76.15 KB, 1000x1212, 250:303, tumblr_nzqrjpIemT1ue6b5uo1….jpg)
The showers here are surprisingly nice.
No.718166
>>718164
>>718165
>Guys 8ch is a functional website.
No.718167
>>718161
Vampires are a bigger problem than werewolves. You know that.
>>718162
Guess so. Didn't expect to run into the Red Hood, though.
No.718168
File: 1451351029212.jpg (239.57 KB, 800x533, 800:533, Keep your hands where I ca….jpg)
>>718162
...I've got nothing.
>>718163
Guess she's curious if my heart actually beats.
>>718164
Huh. Good to know.
>>718167
True. So, did you bring the serum with you?
No.718169
>>718163
Speaking of, mind getting Starlord's autograph for me?
>>718167
Run into all kinds in the swamp of entropy.
>>718168
Zactly.
No.718170
>>718169
sure I'll ask him
>>718168
I guess it does?
No.718171
>>718166
>halfchan does it too
Did I miss anything important?
No.718172
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>>718168
That would make you human. But in Gensokyo I guess you would be considered a half human half ghost.
No.718173
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>>718168
'Course I did. Don't see why you'd wanna keep a vampire alive, though.
>hands a syringe to Moon Knight
Guess I'll have to keep coming back now that somebody else needs the stuff.
>>718169
I haven't heard good things about this place. Then again, I never had a reason to check it out before.
No.718174
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>>718169
Hey, at least Blade showed up.
>>718170
Guess I'm not as cold-hearted as people think.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
God damn it.
>>718172
I've been mistaken for a ghost before. But I blame that on the costume.
>>718173
It's complicated. Figured it'd be best to ask for your help.
No.718175
File: 1451351938878.jpg (285.04 KB, 731x1094, 731:1094, bloody_watch_of_fate_58-1.jpg)
>>718171
Blade is here!
>>718174
I don't know, I think it suits you quite well since you call yourself Moon Knight. I bet it's a shining light within the dark city.
No.718176
>>718174
'Least you know when to bring in the experts.
>
So you gonna give her her medicine, or what?
No.718177
>>718174
laugh track in your head?
No.718178
>>718175
>chuckles
Way to make me sound heroic.
>holds up a syringe filled with blue liquid
Hold out your arm. This should keep you from wanting to drink blood for a while.
>>718176
Why'd you want me to do it?
>>718177
Yeeep.
No.718180
>>718170
Cool. Thanks, Flash.
>>718173
>this poor guy
Right.
>>718174
He's pretty chill.
fucking bypass
No.718181
>>718178
yeah I got my other and when she needs me my girlfriend in mine
sToP tElLiNg PeOpLe AbOuT mE!
>>718179
>uh oh
>quick say something good
......this morning was fun
>NOT THAT!
No.718182
File: 1451352588985.jpg (116.91 KB, 800x945, 160:189, ef4421d0005259be26bf924404….jpg)
No.718183
>>718178
Whether she wants to drink people's blood or not, she's still a vamp. A starved one, too. I'm not about to trust her right off the bat. 'Sides, rumor is you can't stay dead, so if anything goes wrong, you'll be a decent meatshield.
>>718180
Seems like Marc's been making a whole lotta friends lately. Hope he hasn't gotten distracted.
No.718184
>>718180
Boy oh boy do I know that feel.
He definitely knows his shit, that's for sure.
>>718181
So you've gotta deal with more voices than I do.
>shrugs
At least I've moved past pretending to be Wolverine.
>>718183
So you're promoting me to "bait", then? Fun.
No.718185
File: 1451352982261.jpg (284.34 KB, 1197x1920, 399:640, tumblr_nl5ya4i3f61u01c81o1….jpg)
>>718181
...inappropriate. True, but inappropriate.
>snaps her fingers
What is tonight's business.
No.718186
>>718183
Define "distracted".
>>718184
More'n us.
No.718187
File: 1451353176956.png (276.51 KB, 500x301, 500:301, tumblr_mx5bun3DvQ1qcejybo1….png)
>>718185
well Blade's here and someone called the three of us here but we found nothing.....so I'm free for now
>>718184
and Spider-Man and Cap
No.718188
>>718184
I'm still givin' you more respect than any of the Avengers would.
>>718186
Having too much fun and forgettin' to keep crooks off the streets.
No.718189
>>718186
That's probably because vampires are pretty much all he focuses on. He doesn't get sidetracked with normal street crime like we do.
>>718187
Them too. That... was a weird time in my life.
>BEEEENDIS
>>718188
...Well, I can't really argue with you there.
No.718190
>>718187
>what's a Blade
Then I'm sure you won't mind if I tag along with whatever it is you're doing.
No.718191
File: 1451353870612.jpg (72.59 KB, 367x711, 367:711, 3126972-secretavengers0310….jpg)
>>718190
>linking arms
how could I say no to such a pretty lady?
>>718189
>I know those feels Moonman
>I know them right now
>thank god for my solo book
No.718192
>>718188
Never. We're always busy.
>>718189
Huh.
No.718193
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>>718178
>Extends my arm out towards you.
Why would it not be heroic?
>>718182
A person that would help me with my hunger.
No.718194
>>718189
Wouldn't have said it if you could.
>raise those smug levels, cap'n
>>718192
Good. Guys like us don't get to take breaks too often.
No.718195
>>718193
What a great help.
>pleasant smile
Tonight I meet with one of the Masters.
No.718196
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>>718191
>look, I even have an appropriate picture
You're catching on.
>squeeze
...so vampire hunters.
No.718197
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No.718198
>>718196
yeah that's more them, I deal with aliens, demons, cyborgs, psychopaths, monsters, assassins, and other costumed villains
>>718197
>don't do it
No.718199
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>>718195
May I accompany you?
No.718200
>>718198
>munch
>munch
>why whatever are you talking about Flash?
No.718201
File: 1451354714187.jpg (110 KB, 725x1101, 725:1101, Batman may be the night, b….jpg)
>>718191
>at least I'll get another solo book next year
>let's hope it's not shit
>>718192
Yeah. I've only hunted werewolves a few times. Blade's been killing vampires his whole life, and he's almost as old as Bucky is.
>>718193
I'm not exactly a "hero" to begin with.
>it's injection time, kids
>Sakuya's gonna start feeling a lot less bloodthirsty
>>718194
Nice to know you've still got a sense of humor.
No.718202
>>718200
>you know what you're going to do
>don't do it!
No.718203
>>718202
>puts his fingers in a V over his mouth
>whatever could you mean Flash?
>mask vanishes from over his mouth
>sticks out his tongue
No.718204
>>718203
>ewww
>what the hell man?
>>718201
>who's behind it?
No.718205
>>718198
Is that all?
>shakes her head
Your friend is really...something, by the way.
No.718206
>>718205
they can be a handful but I wouldn't have them or you any other way
No.718207
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>>718201
>Clenches my hand.
>I hate needles.
You defiantly are a hero. A hero is suppose to strike fear into the ones that they hunt while being a shining hope to the ones that have lost all hope.
No.718208
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>>718199
I would prefer if you did, though I'm waiting on news from Assassin's familiar to see if the other party accepted my invitation.
No.718209
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>>718204
>its not gross man
>Ladies love it
>mask returns
Hey Flash. Whats up. Who is this lovely lady?
No.718210
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>>718209
Sabrina, she's my girlfriend
No.718211
>>718206
...
>
Corny. But fine.
No.718212
>>718210
Good for you man.
Just be sure to cup dat butt. Trust me. I'm from the future
No.718213
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>>718204
>Jeff Lemire
>should be a fun time
>>718207
I guess I'd fit your definition, then.
>takes the needle out
Feel any better?
No.718214
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>>718213
>better then Bendis
>>718211
you know you love it
>>718212
no! why are you even here!?
No.718215
>>718214
Because my future is SSSSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIIITTTTT farked right now.
No.718216
>>718214
I refuse to confirm that.
>it's confirmed
No.718217
>>718208
..... I don't like her.
>>718213
You are what I use to try to be. I feel a lot better,you have my gratitude.
No.718218
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No.718219
>>718214
>isn't anyone better than Bendis?
>>718217
No problem. Let me know if you start wanting to drink people's blood again. I can always ask Blade for more serum.
No.718220
>>718216
really? then would dinner on me get you to confirm that?
>>718215
what did you do? be everyone's wing man?
>>718219
>Jeph Loeb
No.718221
>>718220
It wasn't my fault. Its....um...Hulk's fault
No.718222
>>718221
how is it Hulk's fault?
No.718223
>>718218
It just the comment she made about my breast. It's not my fault they won't grow.
>>718219
If you ever need something don't be afraid to ask me.
No.718225
>>718220
>...yeah, he's worse
>>718223
>smiles
I'll keep that in mind.
No.718227
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>>718222
I don't know. It was fine when I left it, then when I went back, and Bearded Hulk was in charge of a wasteland that used to be Neuvo York
No.718228
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>>718225
>Or Joe "HHUURR LIKES TAKE AWAY PETERS MARRIAGE AND INTRODUCE ALL THESE LAME ASS CHARACTERS" Quesada
>>718227
.....are you sure it was Hulk and not Santa?
No.718229
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>>718223
Is that really a big deal?
No.718230
>>718228
Maybe Santa Hulked out and went evil
No.718231
>>718229
>Throws a knife towards you.
Yes it is!
>Never say Sakuya has small breast.
>>718225
Thank you.
No.718232
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>>718220
...hmph. You win. Where and when, Thompson.
No.718233
>>718230
man that's dumb! why would Santa go evil Hulk?
No.718234
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>>718231
>Gold Experience catches it
Sheesh...
No.718235
>>718223
...You okay?
>>718228
>Quesadilla is literally Hitler
>>718231
Huh...
>MK's not used to people thanking him
>like, at all
No.718236
>>718235
>>718226
Don't know how I managed to fuck up that first reply.
No.718237
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>>718233
If I knew that Flash I'd do something about it. Duh.
No.718238
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>>718234
H-hmph! Stupid Master.
>>718235
What's wrong? I was simply thanking you for helping me.
No.718239
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>>718232
how about tonight we go back to either of our places and watch a movie together, I promise I'll stay awake....and please call me Flash you know
>quick peck on the lips
like that a flash
>>718235
>so bullet dodged for us
>>718237
would you really?
No.718241
>>718238
Nothing. People just don't thank me very often.
>>718239
>yeeep
>>718240
And now you're smiling. Am I missing something here?
No.718242
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No.718243
>>718238
I don't understand.
No.718244
>>718241
>falls over
>it's a cardboard cutout
No.718245
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>>718241
>we have to stay away from the the tri-evil
>>718242
really?
No.718246
>>718245
I mean it would be pretty high on my to do list
No.718247
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>>718241
They should.
>>718243
Then you'll never understand!
No.718249
>>718246
so then let me guess this straight? you're time line is destroyed by Grizzly Adams Hulk, and in order to fix it you have to work wing man for the other spiders and me?
No.718250
>>718244
...How did I not notice that?
>It's because you're an idiot.
>>718245
>the evil
>it will destroy us all
>>718247
It'd definitely be nice, but I doubt they will.
No.718252
>>718249
No, I do that for a love of Wing Manning.
No.718253
>>718252
then why don't you stop wing maning and fix your time line?
>>718250
>I feel nothing but fear Moonman
No.718254
>>718253
I'll get to it. I mean, are you fixing all your problems right now?
No.718255
>>718254
no, but Carnage can't be killed
No.718256
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>>718255
Sure he can. You just can't kill him yourself.
No.718257
>>718256
.....what do you mean by that?
No.718258
>>718251
Jason, what the fuck are you doing?
>>718253
>don't worry, Flash
>we're all scared
No.718259
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>>718248
Hm? Maybe you lay down and think about it.
>>718250
Why not?
No.718260
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No.718261
>>718257
Carnage isn't Carnage by 2099.
No.718262
>>718261
......okay?
>>718258
>we should be
No.718263
>>718259
People have a hard time dealing with the fact that I kill most of the criminals I run into.
>>718260
So we're bringing back the cardboard cutout joke now?
>>718262
>do we start screaming now?
No.718264
>>718262
It doesn't matter anyways, you're dead by then too
No.718265
>>718263
Been two years. Why not?
No.718266
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>>718264
that doesn't help anyone man
>>718263
>yes, yes we do
No.718267
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>>718263
That's understandable. People tend to think that when it comes to killing your problems, literally.
No.718268
File: 1451360017893.jpg (264.65 KB, 1000x847, 1000:847, Moonman watches you sleep.jpg)
>>718265
>shrugs
I mean, I'm not gonna stop you.
>>718266
>oh, okay
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>718267
Yeah. Doesn't seem to bother you very much, though.
No.718269
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>>718268
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
No.718270
>>718268
I'm just really bored.
No.718271
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>>718268
You are talking to an assassin, vampire hunter, a soldier, and a maid.
No.718272
>>718270
Riiight... You being bored usually spells trouble for everyone else.
>>718271
Huh. Didn't realize you were so talented.
No.718273
File: 1451360573180.png (72.72 KB, 566x650, 283:325, tumblr_inline_nz0owx5FAr1q….png)
No.718274
.....did Miguel and Sabrina just leave?
>>718273
...uh hi
No.718275
>>718272
Don't gimme that shit, Moonman.
No.718277
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No.718279
>>718277
oh hey, spoopy portal just opined
No.718280
>>718275
Well, what am I supposed to think.
>>718276
>yep
>that's a portal alright
Looks like we've got company.
No.718281
>>718280
>well thanks 8chan
No.718282
File: 1451360991119.jpg (716.24 KB, 566x800, 283:400, 695103ab681630e282d71228a6….jpg)
>>718272
I've lived a life, trying to find different ways to use my curse.
No.718283
>>718276
>out pops psi-shota
That one took longer than usual.
No.718284
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>>718279
So I saw. I wonder what it will spit out.
No.718285
>>718283
Ness?
>>718284
it looks like Ness
No.718286
>>718282
Curse? You mean being a vampire?
No.718287
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>>718285
Who else would it be?
No.718288
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>>718285
So it would seem. No crisis.
>sinks back into her psi-beanbag
>aaaaaah
No.718289
>>718287
well a lot of things pop out of spoopy portals
No.718290
>>718289
Yeah? I haven't seen one in a long time.
>>718288
Oh, Sabrina's here!
No.718291
>>718286
No. My curse to control time and space.
No.718292
>>718291
Sounds more like a gift than a curse to me. But maybe I'm missing something.
No.718293
>>718288
so what movie did you want to pass out too watch back at my place?
>>718290
seen a few.....one spat out a samurai
No.718295
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No.718296
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>>718294
yeah it was.....strange
No.718297
>>718290
Ness. I liked your entrance.
>>718293
>I'll get the whip out if you fall asleep again
...I'm tempted to rewatch The Genetic Opera, unless you have a better suggestions.
No.718298
>>718296
I don't remember a samurai.
>>718297
It was just a 4D slip.
No.718299
File: 1451362326291.jpg (72.59 KB, 367x711, 367:711, 3126972-secretavengers0310….jpg)
>>718297
......I got nothing, but hey I'll give it a shot, so my place or yours?
No.718300
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>>718295
So using your powers scares people. I think I understand now.
No.718301
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>>718298
>just, he says
I suppose so.
>>718299
Must you ask it like that?
>...
Mine
No.718302
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>>718300
Yes and fear drove people to try and kill me and my mother. As we were running away my mother tried to take my life. I had nothing thanks to this curse.
No.718303
>>718298
I think his name was Jim or something
>>718301
what? just asking.....also what's with the Red R?
No.718305
>>718302
I'm... sorry to hear that. At least things are better for you now.
No.718306
File: 1451362914628.png (74.76 KB, 500x409, 500:409, tumblr_m55fk3Wj6G1qzr745o1….png)
>>718301
>such is life when people get acclimated to their powers
You and Mr. Flash are boinking?
>Ness no
>>718303
John?
No.718307
>>718306
Samurai John?...no it was ...wait what did you just ask?
No.718308
>>718307
>points at the jukebox
>it rattles
>The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
That.
No.718309
>>718303
>looks down at the R with veiled contempt
...it means nothing. A minimalist design.
>pinches his cheek with TK
You're so blunt. I don't know how you do it.
>>718306
>long silence
>am I allowed to discuss this with minors
Odd way of putting it, but yes.
No.718310
>>718308
.....shouldn't you be too young to even know about that?
>>718309
years of
>being a bully
practice
>ha ha we both regret our past actions!
.....so bike or car?
No.718311
>>718306
Goten! Asking someone if they are "Boinking" is inappropriate. You should use the phrase "Daggering" its much more vulgar.
....wait....You aren't my grandson
No.718312
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>>718309
You shouldn't lie to Mr. Flash like that.
>
How come you wear that anyways? They disbanded.
>>718310
I'm a psychic, Mr. Flash. It's literally the only thing on most people's minds.
>>718311
Daggering, got it.
>
You're not my grandpa!
No.718313
>>718312
Who the hell are you? Where is my goddamn grandson?
No.718314
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>>718305
No need to show pity. I am sure that everyone has at least a story like this. Maybe not to the same degree but I am sure they have at least one story that's sad.
No.718315
>>718313
I'm over here, Grandpa.
No.718316
>>718312
......I'm sorry you have to hear that all the time
No.718317
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>>718313
I'm Ness!
>points at Goten
>>718315
It's okay, I got a better grip on my powers so I can shut it out most of the time.
No.718318
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>>718314
I've got plenty, trust me. Doesn't make hearing what other people have been through much easier.
No.718319
>>718317
if it makes you feel better I'll think about football
>tHik aBoUt kIlLiNg
stop that
>nO
No.718320
>>718317
>>718316
>how did I fuck that up
No.718321
>>718315
Goten! There you are.
>>718317
Wait...are you my other Grandson?
I thought you were taller....
No.718322
>>718319
You don't gotta do that, Mr. Flash.
>beisbol > futbol
>>718321
But I don't got a tail.
No.718323
>>718322
it'd make me feel better knowing I wasn't filling your head with such thoughts
>fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutbol!
No.718324
>>718321
Where else would I be?
>laughs
No.718325
>>718310
...well, one of us needs to be.
>no matter how many people say you've been redeemed, your sins will always be there to remind you
>and hell, you'll carry that weight
The bike. Always the bike.
>>718312
I was saving the truth for a more appropriate time.
>flash
>tunic time
Sentimental reasons. Let's leave it at that.
No.718326
>>718322
Most Saiyans on earth don't have tails. For some reason they let them be removed
>>718324
At your house. Kidnapped by someone who want to kill your Dad
No.718327
>>718325
I swear you just love the way it feels
>bike go
hope on honey
No.718328
>>718323
>beeeeeeeeisbol
Your suit's hungry for chocolate.
>>718325
I thought you save roleplaying for the bedroom, that's what dad thinks.
>Ness
>no
>>718326
Saiyans are monkeymen, right?
I don't think I'm a Saiyan, my dad's a phone.
No.718329
>>718328
it always is.....
>yEs I aM!
No.718330
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>>718318
The past is the past. Don't let it control you less you want to lose yourself.
No.718331
>>718326
>frowns
That does happen a lot...
No.718332
>>718328
....you dad...is a phone?
So you're half phone?
>>718331
Which is weird. Since you're probably stronger than them
No.718333
>>718330
I can't say I've done a very good job of that.
>But your past doesn't control you. I do!
No.718334
>>718328
>red as an apple
Sentimental, not sexual-aaaah I'm not getting into this
>>718327
>psi-bike helmet on
>hops onto the back anxiously
>drive me away from my demons this lewd child
No.718335
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>>718332
Well I never see'im and he always calls from phones.
>>718329
>floating a chocolate bar over
>>718334
>he's doing it intentionally too
Ha, she's fun to embarrass.
No.718336
>>718334
>Just a man~
>the two vroom off
No.718337
>>718332
>and we're back to smiling
>Goten please
Maybe I could beat 'em up on my own instead of waiting for Dad!
No.718338
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>>718333
And don't let that god control you!
No.718339
>>718335
Oh so he's not a phone....just neglectful.
>>718337
You should destroy them. Never wait for your dad. Just wreck their shit.
No.718340
>>718338
Not much I can do about him, unfortunately. I can get him to shut up, but he'll still be there.
No.718341
>>718339
Yeah! And if I can beat 'em on my own, there's no way they'll wanna fight Dad!
No.718342
>>718339
I guess, but he always sends lots of money so we're taken care of.
No.718343
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>>718341
The dead want for nothing kid.
>>718342
He sends money? Huh....he's a better father than me.
No.718344
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>>718340
>Sucks when you have sex.
You can't get him to go away? That has to suck.
No.718345
>>718343
Can't I just beat 'em up without killing them?
No.718346
>>718344
>imagine if someone was standing on the ceiling watching you the whole time
>that's what it's like
It does suck. But you get used to it eventually.
No.718348
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>>718345
They're child snatchers Goten. And if they're after your Dad, probably wannabe world killers.
Better to kill em and let their god sort them out.
>>718347
I regularly forgot my kids. Hell, I barely even saw the second one.
No.718349
>>718348
Well... I guess I could.
No.718350
>>718348
What's this about world killers?
No.718351
>>718349
Hey, if you could do it to that zombie girl as a mercy, you could totally do it to someone you hate.
>>718350
They frequently attack one of my kids.
No.718352
>>718346
>Don't forget that he the commentary. No one likes a third wheel.
I doubt I will ever get use to it.
No.718353
>>718351
Sheesh. Reminds me of all the weird stuff I had to go through this one time.
But it also kinda sounds fun.
No.718354
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>>718351
You really think so?
No.718355
>>718353
Killing worlds? Oh man, it is so much freaking fun
>>718354
Yup
No.718356
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>>718352
>two's company
>three's a crowd
Wait... you can hear him?
No.718357
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>>718356
Yes I can hear him but I can not see him. At first I thought you were telepathically telling me your thoughts without knowing it.
No.718358
>>718355
I meant beating the snot out of the guys who do that.
I beat up a crazy psychic god thing from the future with some of my friends.
No.718359
>>718355
I don't like killing people... but I guess if I have to...
No.718360
So that's what a month of VR feels like...
No.718361
>>718357
>Wait, she thought what I was saying were your thoughts? Talk about a missed opportunity.
...At least you don't think I'm crazy.
No.718362
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>Blade is here now
>I
>am okay with this
No.718364
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>>718363
>s'okey
>more vampire hunters means more dead bloodsuckers
No.718365
>>718361
Yes you did miss the opportunity.
No, that would fall under Wade Wilson.
No.718366
>>718364
>exactly
Julius Belmont, right?
No.718367
>dripping something into all the hand soaps
>humming contently
No.718368
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No.718369
No.718370
>>718365
Wade? What does Deadpool have to do with anything?
>>718367
Note to self: Don't use the hand soaps.
>You know there aren't any sticky notes in your head, right?
No.718371
>>718368
>holds his hand out
Eric Brooks. Or maybe you'd know me better as "Blade."
No.718372
>>718367
>washing his hands
>...
>...
>...
>
No.718373
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>>718370
Hm?
>screwing the squirt cap back on
It's just belladonna, something to bring out the natural flush of everyone here.
Is there a problem?
>>718372
>
No.718374
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>>718371
>firmly shake it
>maybe a bit too firmly
I know your name. Half-vampire, eh?
>Belmont's part werewolf so it evens out
No.718375
No.718376
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>>718373
>deadly nightshade in the soap
Who would eat soap?
No.718377
>>718374
>FIRMLY GRASP IT
>nods
Other vampires call me the "Daywalker." The name's self-explanatory.
No.718378
>>718370
The definition of crazy.
No.718379
>>718377
What brings you here?
No.718380
>>718376
Someone's been doing their homework~
I'm pleased to have someone so willing to learn.
But in my line of business especially, secrets have their due worth.
>sets the bottle away
Is it so unbelievable that I simply wanted to experiment?
No.718381
>>718373
Hopefully you'll forgive me if I'm a little suspicious of you, Assassin. After all, you are known to poison people.
>>718378
I had to fight him once. You couldn't be more right.
No.718382
>>718379
Moon Knight wanted me to share some of my serum with another vampire here. All things considered, killing 'em would be the better option, but keeping their bloodthirst at bay is an okay alternative.
No.718383
>>718380
You were kind enough to entertain me on the flight home with your knowledge, it would've been stupid to not listen.
>jeez
I still needed to lather...
No.718384
>>718382
Long as they don't feed on the populace.
No.718385
>>718381
I had to fight him and halfway through the fight we were sitting at a restaurant eating a five star meal. One second I was holding a blade to his neck the next I was in my butler outfit eating dinner.
>>718379
>>718377
Um c-can we please not hunt vampires here?
No.718386
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>>718381
Ara~
>waves in front of her face
I'm surprised! I thought for sure people would rather learn about younger killers, instead of an old woman like me~
Why would I want to poison so many strangers, hm? You're obvious a learned man.
>>718383
Along with my lap, if I'm not mistaken.
>takes a step back
>squint
No, blush wouldn't do for your complexion.
Maybe some arsenic...
No.718387
>>718384
I only drink actual blood as a last resort. Serum's not as good for me as the real thing, but it gets the job done.
>>718385
Relax. I'm not gonna target you.
No.718388
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>>718387
...I'm sure there are bags of medical blood from a hospital you could find.
>>718385
Long as you don't feed on anyone.
No.718389
>>718386
Topical poisoning? Now now. We wouldn't want that.
No.718390
>>718385
>chuckles
Yeah, that sounds about right.
>>718386
>Did she just say-
>Shut up.
>shrugs
It's been a long time since you got to walk around among the living, hasn't it? You're probably just making sure your skills haven't gotten rusty. Even if that's not what you're doing, I'd rather not take any chances. No offense.
No.718391
>>718387
Are you sure?
>>718388
I don't plan on it unless I have to in order to protect someone.
No.718392
>>718388
Yeah, and what if somebody at that hospital needed a blood transfusion? Serum makes it so I don't have to be selfish.
>>718391
If I was gonna kill you, I wouldn't have let Moon Knight inject you with the serum. It's not your fault you got bitten, after all.
No.718393
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>>718389
If you are to be my Master, you'll have to have a certain degree of tolerance to the materials I'll be using.
Besides, I hardly trust the chemical money traps they peddle these days.
>>718390
Not as long as you might think, boy.
One doesn't get to be a Heroic Servant without something as impermanent as time getting in the way of my skill. Just so you know.
No.718394
>>718392
Frankly that's up to you, I don't drink blood.
This serum sounds like a marvel.
>>718391
Then we won't have issues.
No.718395
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>>718393
It can't be helped, can it? Okay.
>Gold Experience hands around Gio's
>clean as a fuggin whistle
>microbes-b-gone
No.718396
>>718393
There's still a lot I don't know about Servants.
>pulls off his mask
Not like poison's a big threat to me either way.
No.718397
>>718393
Ah um assassin.
>>718392
Yes it wasn't though I really had no say in the matter.
>>718394
Thank you.
>>718390
How do you deal with him?
No.718398
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>>718395
>that's not how you gain tolerance you little shit
I trust you haven't wasted your time today, Master.
Are we still to have that meeting?
>>718396
There's much you don't know about the nature of poisons, then.
>taps her cheek
Are you showing me your cheekbones or the dark circles under your eyes?
Either way, there are things I know that makes death seem like a fantasy.
>>718397
>?
What is it, maid.
No.718399
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>>718398
>put the fucking arsenic on or something
>nobody's stopping you bae
Yes. We will be meeting Saber's Master.
No.718400
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>>718394
It's basically synthetic hemoglobin. After someone turns into a vampire, their bodies lose the ability to create hemoglobin on their own. It's why they need to drink the blood of others to avoid getting weak.
>>718397
>nods
>briefly shows his fangs
I wasn't bitten, but I know how you feel. I was like this from birth.
No.718401
>>718397
Mm.
>>718400
I was aware of that, but not that someone actually managed a blood substitute...
No.718402
>>718398
>Bows towards you.
I apologize for the way I was yesterday.
>>718400
Can you answer a question for me.
No.718403
>>718397
Deadpool? Easy. Wear earplugs.
>Oh, wait, was that a joke? Hold on...
>ba-dum-tss
>>718398
I've died before. It was boring, so I stood up.
>Is that gonna turn into your catchphrase or something?
No.718404
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>>718399
>don't sass me
The doves tell me the maid was wrong about her ownership of the other classes.
>frowns as she applies the arsenic
But they did say she is in possession of three Sabers.
Which is ridiculous.
>>718402
Ohoho?
>smiles
I suppose I'll do the right thing and accept.
What is your name, maid.
>>718403
>giggles
Then you must have stories to tell indeed~!
No.718405
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>>718404
>n e a t o
It's a good thing neither of us will fight directly, if at all.
>shakes his head
We will wait for them.
No.718406
>>718401
Science can do a lot of crazy shit these days.
>>718402
Sure. What is it?
No.718407
>>718406
Maybe in my getting old, I'm missing out on modern science.
No.718408
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>>718406
Do you know of a hunter that uses a chain whip and knives? I am looking for them.
>>718404
Sakuya Izayoi.
Izayoi as in sixteenth night. Sakuya as in blooming flowers.
No.718409
>>718404
I probably do. Turns out you lose your sense of self-preservation after you've experienced death more than once.
No.718410
>>718407
I tell people I'm 29, but I'm actually 86. Believe me when I say age has nothing to do with it.
>>718408
That's a little vague. Anything else you can tell me?
No.718411
>>718405
You're a hard one to shake, Master.
>challenge accepted
Very well. Is there something you need in the meantime?
>>718408
Is that so?
The Grail provides us with knowledge of all necessary languages, maid. There is no need for you to explain yourself to me.
>>718409
Your indirect refusal to tell me anything is duly noted.
But don't think your case is anything special, or one day death might mean more than normal.
No.718412
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>>718411
I told you my story on the plane. It's hard to shake me with all I've seen and done.
>
Your company is enough.
>...
And to not poison Saber's Master. We come in peace.
No.718413
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>>718410
And here I thought pushing 60 was much.
No.718414
I told you I'm not good at these, Saber.
>guh
No.718415
>>718411
I'll keep that in mind.
>
I'm not trying to hide anything from you. What do you wanna know?
No.718416
>>718403
Funny.
What if I can't do that?
>>718411
I am sorry. I've recently seen some servants that have no master.
>>718410
That's really all know.
No.718417
>>718413
Being part vampire means I age slower than normal. But not being a full-blooded vamp means my time's gonna run out someday.
>smiles
Gotta kill as many bloodsuckers as I can before then.
>>718416
I'll let you know if I run into anyone who fits that description.
No.718418
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>>718412
Are you sure I can't add just a little amobarbital to their drinks~?
It would certainly make things a little more interesting.
>>718415
You could have fooled me~
My interests lie in authority and its distribution.
Have you ever killed any in a position of tyranny?
>>718416
That's impossible. All Servants have Masters.
No.718419
>>718417
We of the Belmont clan have lycan blood, slowing it down as well.
No.718420
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>>718414
And I told you the last time I participated in one of these, Rider massacred 100 Assassins and made me cry.
>
...Maybe that was unnecessary.
The point is, you're moral support. Cheer up, there's free food.
No.718421
>>718420
Fiiiine.
"Giovanna", what kinda prissy last name is that?
No.718422
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>>718418
Please behave?
>>718421
You must be miss Kanno.
No.718423
>>718418
Used to kill a lot of corrupt political leaders in my mercenary days. Haven't gotten a chance to do something like that since, though.
>
Sakuya's not lying. There are masterless Servants running around. You can blame the Human Torch for that one.
No.718424
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>>718418
Vladimir has none, yet.
>>718417
Thank you.
>Bows.
No.718425
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No.718426
>>718421
I might have exaggerated about the food.
>digs in his pocket
>Fig Newton get
Italian, last I checked.
No.718427
>>718422
We'll see.
>>718423
Is that so?
Then it seems this Human Torch and I will have some words to discuss.
But don't let me stop you from retelling your tales.
>>718424
>Vladimir
>a Black
...Hm.
No.718428
>>718422
>me and my big mouth
"Gio". That's what I'll call you. Your name's a mouthful.
>>718426
They really do come from all around for these things.
>Arty
>halp
>he's pretty
No.718429
>>718419
Good thing werewolves have become a lot less common than vampires, huh?
>>718424
No problem. Things like this are what I do best.
No.718430
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>>718426
And you must be Saber.
>>718427
Actually, go ahead.
>>718428
Is "Giorno" really so hard?
No.718431
>>718428
>trust the swordhusband
The first families came from as far as Germany to Japan, if it helps.
There have been a few instances outside of the norm, but Italy is a new one to me.
>>718430
>aaaaaaaaaaand those are bug nipples
I suppose I've been called worse.
No.718432
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>>718425
I'm gonna have to call bullshit, Storm.
>>718427
>looks her up and down
Oh yeah, Torch should tell you whatever you wanna know, no questions asked.
>shrugs
Not much to tell, if we're being honest. Poisoning someone is probably a lot more memorable than just putting a bullet through their head.
No.718433
>>718430
>this guy
Giorno, huh. I guess I can give it a try.
>>718431
I can't really remember. Too long ago, getting frozen messed with my head.
No.718434
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>>718431
>Oh, it's the other different Saber.
Hello.
>>718427
The first vampire. I guess I she call him grandfather, but that would be weird.
>>718429
So I've heard.
No.718435
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>>718430
>guhuhuh
I'll prepare the tea at once~
>>718432
Has anyone ever told you you leave nothing to the imagination when you talk?
An admirable quality, actually.
>shakes her head
That's the trouble with these modern arms. There's no sense of personal investment in them.
Dripping mercury into a cup of wine for a month to watch the one you hate die slowly...there's nothing to beat it.
>>718434
You are wampyr as well?
No.718436
>>718431
>and they're sexy
Where are my manners? I am Giorno Giovanna.
>>718435
>nod
Thank you.
No.718437
>>718435
Wampyr? What is a wampry?
No.718438
>>718433
And I'm sure it has nothing to do with the seven pounds of Thin Mints you tried eating before we got here.
>>718434
Hm?
Hello there.
>>718436
Saber. But you already knew that.
I'll take the initiative from my beleaguered Master and ask the obvious question.
What is the meaning of this?
No.718439
>>718432
Well... go ahead?
>Wait no that was stupid.
>>718435
>blatantly staring at Assassin's chest
>Johnny Storm, everybody
No.718440
>>718438
Don't gimme that.
>guh
>the brainfreeze
At least the guy's not being a standoffish dick. Already better than that brat Tohsaka.
No.718441
>>718435
>nods
>reaches into his suit and pulls out a crescent dart
Nowadays, I prefer throwing weapons. There's actually some challenge to using them. Anyone can learn their way around a gun.
>>718439
>smirks
Thanks for giving me the green light.
No.718442
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>>718438
Please watch your tongue towards Master Go. This is suppose to be a peaceful meeting and that is it. This is all I ask for.
No.718443
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>>718436
>bustles away
>and back with a tea set
>the cups are empty
>waves a hand over them
>they just kind of fill up on their own
My Personal Skill is hardly so useless after all.
>>718437
A vampire, maid. Keep up.
>squinting
Show me your teeth
>>718439
>boing
A man on fire~!
>>718441
Any weapon that provides a buffer between you and the victim might as well be a machine.
But then, poisons don't fit that criteria either, hm?
No.718444
>>718438
I will readily admit I do not know how this usually would go, but I'm told usually we would be trying to kill each other.
I've also been told that isn't what's happening.
Could you or your Master tell me why?
>>718440
So you've met with Rin Tohsaka?
>>718443
>n e a t
Ah! Neat.
No.718445
>>718443
>Best. Day. Ever.
Neat, isn't it?
>points a finger in the air
>fire forms the words: "JOHNNY STORM: THE HUMAN TORCH"
No.718446
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>>718443
I prefer the term night walkers.
>Smiles towards you showing you my fangs.
No.718447
>>718440
That habit of proving yourself right isn't very becoming for a woman of supposed impartial science, you know.
You also completely stopped talking to him, but c'est la vie.
>>718442
Being direct is the only way I can make sure there are no misunderstandings, miss...
>>718444
The usual process of the Grail war has been perhaps permanently rendered not as it once was.
There have been some that were...unorthodox, but none of this scale.
However, that's not to say the point isn't still there.
No.718448
>>718443
They don't. Don't get me wrong, I'd use poisons, but the god of vengeance isn't a fan of slow deaths. He gets bored easily.
>Hey, you... well, actually, you're right about that.
No.718449
>>718443
>does this mean
>free refills
>cup: taken
>>718444
She's human garbage. You're gonna need the patience of a saint to even stomach her for more than a few minutes.
>
The Grail's broken, everything's gone tits up. No one's fighting because nobody's sure if it's worth it still.
>his hair looks like donuts
>thank god I didn't take Alter
>>718447
I got distracted.
No.718450
>>718444
Drink responsibly, Master.
>passing the cups out
>>718445
I hope my confusion is understandable, how you can stay alight and not perish.
>!!
Oh my!
>claps
>>718446
There is no preference when it comes to the truth.
>leaning under for a better look
>HMMMM
>>718448
Vengeance, you say?
I wonder why he acts like such a prole then.
>>718449
As many as you like, miss~
No.718451
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>>718447
I see... would you happen to know the white haired Einzbern woman? She asked me to summon a Servant and kill you all.
>arms wide
I have nothing to hide, nor will I follow orders from someone I know nothing about.
>>718449
>she
>sounds terrible
>but I've dealt with worse
I'll be sure to judge for myself.
>grail broken?
>>718450
I am Italian, my dear Servant. We drink like fish breathe.
>ssssip
No.718452
>>718450
>Heh. You've still got it, Torch.
Don't know, but I've been able to do this ever since I was hit by cosmic rays.
>flame: off
>grins
Call it a superpower.
No.718453
>>718449
It happens to the best of us.
>oooo tea
>ssssip
>>718451
>IRI
>IRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
...I did.
If you saw her, it means the war itself is getting impatient. And not a little desperate.
No.718454
>>718447
Sakuya Izayoi.
>>718450
You right there.
No.718455
>>718450
Probably because I'm one of the only people who actually care about him in this day and age. Gods tend to want attention.
No.718456
>>718450
>utterly delighted
This is great, since all those fountain drink places make you pay for refills.
>>718451
Try not to punch her in the face too soon.
>
Actually do. And take pictures.
>>718453
>ssssip
Who're you two talking about.
No.718457
>>718451
>stares
>
>
>
Very well.
>he'll just have to make do
>>718452
Cosmic rays?
>thinking of the fish
>...spacefish
>must investigate sooner
A most intriguing superpower indeed. You are?
>>718454
I don't need you to tell me that.
>
Are vampires susceptible to my crafts?
>>718455
As any ruler does.
Despotically.
>scowls
>>718456
It's as my Master says, we have nothing to hide.
Though how much the word of an Assassin means is up to your discretion.
>refill
No.718458
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>>718457
What would you mean by your craft?
No.718459
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>>718453
What does that mean?
>>718456
>jeez
It sounds like you dislike her.
>>718457
>it's better than Abbachio's tea
>...oh
Do you have anything to add, Assassin?
No.718460
>>718457
>SPAAAACE FISH
Johnny Storm. I think it'd be fair to say I'm the most fun member of the Fantastic Four.
No.718461
>>718457
>Good job, idiot. You made her mad.
...I try to ignore him most of the time.
No.718462
>>718456
The...wife of a former Master.
>eyeing Jewjew
We'll talk about it later.
>>718459
She is the Grail itself.
It should come as no surprise that if the referee of a game gets involved, things become serious.
No.718463
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>>718457
>yes
>this is gr8
>free stuff is always good
>ssssip
>>718459
It's really easy to. She doesn't make much of an effort to do anything but be horrible.
>>718462
>going through a mental list of Saber Masters
Oh. Oh.
...oh.
No.718464
>>718458
>truly these people are stupider than Hitler
Nothing that requires hard thought.
>patpat
>>718459
Hm?
>smiles
You're doing admirably, Master. I see no reason for me to interject.
>notice how big a deal for her this is
>does that smile have venom in it
>pun intended
>>718460
What use is there in bragging about your status of an organization I've never heard of?
That sounds awfully petty, Mister Storm.
>>718461
And yet you continue to allow yourself to be subjugated?
I almost had a middling opinion of you, Moon Knight.
>>718463
Ara ara, no one's ever drank my tea so fast before~
No.718465
>>718464
You've never heard of us? Huh...
>nervous laugh
Well, that's cool. I'm just used to people knowing who I am already.
No.718466
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>>718462
>this sounds actually serious
I don't like being used as someone else's pawn... thank you for sharing with me, Saber.
I am not sure what you could want in exchange for your cooperation, but you are entitled to something.
>>718463
Good grief...
>>718464
>jeez
>she has a royal temperament
>returning the smile
>except it's genuine
>g o l d e n h e a r t
I'm sure you have something to add, Saber and I have been doing all the talking.
No.718467
>"Are you done yet? Pass the bowl over here already."
Nuh-uh, I deserve these.
>"What? Bullshit! You're always on reserve!"
Shut up! I'm a four star so I should have more.
>"Fuck off, gimme!"
>fightan intensifies
No.718468
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>>718463
>IRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
You know, if you wanted to indirectly bully Rin for several hours, there are several time-saving websites I'm sure you'd be delighted to know abou-
>I mean
Only rumors, or so I hear.
>>718466
>...
>hmm
The war is a chess game, Giovanna. Unfortunately, none of us are in the position to be the king or queen.
We'll name our price in a bit. For now, we'll continue to enjoy your tea.
No.718469
>>718464
It's good, what can I say?
>>718466
Trust me, the grief won't be good.
>>718467
>blatantly amused
>>718468
I'd rather do it directly.
No.718470
>>718464
If anything, he's the one who's being subjugated. There's nothing stopping me from just ignoring his orders. I just get rewarded when I follow instructions.
>Y'know, I could always find someone else to do this job!
>You tried to. Twice. And both times, you came back to me.
>...Well, shit. Guess I'll just have to keep driving you crazy.
No.718471
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>>718464
Please don't pet me.
>Sighs.
If you're referring to the fangs then the answer is not. If you're referring to something else then I just don't understand. I do not know what you mean when you say 'your craft,' since that can mean to many things since you are a heroic spirit. One that I have not encountered when there was a holy grail war in Gensokyo, but I doubt any of the servants that were in that one remembers it.
No.718472
>>718465
I'm a several thousand year old dead woman, boy.
One you inadvertently helped bring to the present, if I'm understanding correctly.
Try again.
>>718467
>nani sore
>>718469
Good tea has all the properties of good alcohol.
Warm, and inviting.
>>718470
Your knowledge of the scheme of power is abysmal.
If there is a wall several hundred feet away keeping you penned in, does it not exist if you cannot see it?
>>718471
Don't play, girl. There has been no war in your fairy land.
>shrug
The moment has passed.
No.718473
>>718467
>eh?
>watchan intently
>>718468
Very well.
>there has to be more
>>718469
>y a r e y a r e
It's only right to see for myself.
No.718474
>>718472
Sorry, I just want to sound impressive in front of cute girls.
>
Oh... is this about the microwave thing?
No.718475
>meanwhile Cu's getting whacked on the wall by the tail
>"Ack- bitch- get off-"
>suddenly a scream and spinning blue lancer across the room
You bully! You bit me on the tail! I'm telling on you! You're going to get into so much trouble with Master!
>Liz runs off
>meanwhile
No.718476
>>718469
Then that would explain how I found you outside the Tohsaka castle with a carton of eggs and a BAC of .7.
>>718473
>mm, tea
>INVENTION OF THE SAXONS
In the past, teams have often worked together until they are the last two standing.
Consider it an offer.
No.718478
>>718472
>this one
>I like this one
>ssssssip
>>718473
Suit yourself, Ladybug.
>>718476
>troof serum hitting
Yes.
No.718479
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>>718474
>cute girls
Ufufufu, I bet you say that to all the Assyrian queens~
>poison ivy for this guy
>>718475
>...neither of those two seem familiar
>>718478
>nodding pleasantly
>keikaku: all according to
No.718480
>>718472
That's just it. There is no wall. Khonshu and I will both get weaker unless we cooperate. We've both got an equal amount of control over the situation, whether he wants to admit it or not.
No.718481
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>>718476
So you mean to fight?
>
I won't say no to an alliance.
>>718478
Ladybug...
No.718482
>>718479
>does poison ivy still work if it's on fire?
Well, considering I've never met one besides you... no, not really.
No.718483
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>>718472
Do these eyes look like I am playing with you?
No.718484
>>718477
Shut up, Saber...
>crawls over to the side of the room where the xp cards were dropped
>
Aw hell... Uh... Hey, girly, would you mind giving me those back-
>reaches for the bowl
>two knives immediately in his hand and arm, pinning it to the ground
OW, FUCK!
>"Tager says those are bad words and that we should ignore people who say those words."
>and so Jack begins eating Lancer xp
>while Cu tries to get his arm off the ground
No.718486
>>718478
You know it's only sometimes cute when you pretend to be ignorant like that.
>
You know what I said last time about drinking so much when your relationship with underwear is...tenuous.
>>718481
I mean to protect what I hold as mine and my domain.
Then it's settled.
>>718484
I'm almost afraid to help. Knowing you and your luck, you'd find a way to make a mess of it too.
>kicks the knives out anyway
This elusive master of yours seems very absentee.
No.718487
>>718486
Would you relax, I'm wearing some.
>
See?
>>718479
>gg, assassin
No.718488
>>718480
Someday you'll learn.
>cup offered
Tea?
>>718482
>doubting the master of poisons
>step it up, Torch-senpai
A disciple of modern education, I see.
>>718483
>
>MENACING
I have no patience for games.
No.718489
>>718486
>she's not wearing underwear
>immediately looking away from Kanno
>2lewd4gangstar
Mm.
>>718488
What a vitriolic relationship between you and Sakuya.
No.718490
>>718488
>X: Doubt
...Sure, why not. Wouldn't want to be rude.
No.718491
>>718486
>hit in the head by the butt of the knives
Ow, dammit!
>drawing healing runes his shirt and wrapping it around his arm and hand
As far as they care, they don't need to show up.
No.718492
>>718488
>but fire though
Uh... sure, let's go with that. So... anything you wanna ask me?
No.718493
>>718488
I am not playing any games here. I am just simply telling you what happen in the land I reside in.
>Holds hands out and cards appear in my hand and I begins to shuffle them, completely unfazed by your attempt to be menacing.
No.718494
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>>718487
Oh my~!
>>718489
All the better to teach with, Giorno.
Tell me again how you came into possession of such a...spirited maid.
>wait wasn't that the Black Assassin a second ago
>>718490
>~
>and tea poured
A humble man is the better man, according to god.
>>718492
If you insist~
>hm
So you admit to warping the war for the grail beyond all comprehension?
You must have motives unthinkable, boy.
>>718493
>
You're overselling it, girl.
No.718495
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>>718487
>blink
Well I suppose that-
>Car_crashing.mp3
...Nnnnnnnnnnnnnot today.
>finger-gun blast of Inviso-Air
>>718489
I apologize, she's not usually like thi-
>
>
>
...Did I mention I apologize.
>>718491
And yet their hand has been made nicely transparent regardless.
Some might say they should invest in better soap.
>offers a hand up
No.718496
>>718494
She was working with my father. He and I... don't see eye to eye. When I defeated him in a fight, I offered her a job.
>>718491
>that man was just stabbed
>jeez
Are you alright?
>>718495
>covering his eyes
I accept your apology.
>jeez
No.718497
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>>718494
>Still unfazed
>Live with a vampire against your will and being turned into one caused her to lose all sight of fear.
Quite possible. Blackjack?
>Holds up the shuffled deck.
No.718498
>>718494
>That's not what I think at all.
>sips the tea
>If this kills me...
>Yeah, yeah, pick you back up, I know the drill.
I try my best to stay humble. I've seen too many bad examples not to.
No.718499
>>718494
>nervous laugh
Actually, it was kind of an accident. I didn't even know about this whole Grail thing before then.
No.718500
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No.718501
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>>718495
>grabs the hand
>lifts himself up
Grazas. If you think about it, there's not much to reason to show without the war.
>>718496
I'll be alright.
>unwraps the bloody shirt-bandage
>100% healed
>flexes his hand
No.718502
>>718496
An usurper?
>ears twitch
Tell me of your father.
>>718497
Oh~?
>takes half the deck
The deck has been cut. Deal me.
>>718498
>amobarbital, mang
>common in apples
>and the main chemical in truth serum
And yet you fancy yourself a rogue, I can see that in your face.
Those contradictions stack, you know.
>>718499
I see, so you're a savant
>coos
You sound positively fascinating, Mister Torch.
>discreet eyeroll
>>718500
You've gotten excited, miss.
>cup refilled
Tea is the best for troubled nerves.
No.718503
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>>718496
Then we will forward any new information to you, and expect the same in return.
>nod
Good luck.
>>718500
You're doing the monosyllable thing again.
Alright, then?
>>718501
You mean you're still actively involved?
>wipes blood on his tabard
Then what's with all the fishing?
No.718504
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>>718502
>well fuck
What do you mean?
No.718505
>>718501
>Gold Experience briefly shimmers
That was fast.
>>718502
He was...
>oh boy
He is the vampiric head of my uncle attached onto my father's headless body. A man whose ruthless ambition to stop time forever to rule the world had to be stopped.
>>718503
Is your Master alright?
No.718506
>>718502
>good thing Johnny's too dense to notice
Thanks.
>
Y'know, I just thought of something. If the microwave started spitting out Servants after I messed with it... and that's a bad thing... why didn't anybody try unplugging the microwave?
No.718507
>>718503
I get my fill of fighting with my current Master. I was told it's more convenient for them if I kept 'em out of all this shit I get myself in. Fishing's for when I'm waiting to be called up.
>>718505
Rune magic's pretty useful if you've got the aptitude.
>eyes on where GE was
No.718508
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>>718502
Excited, huh?
>ssssip
Sheesh, I'm no good at this party nonsense.
>>718503
I'm tired, Saber. Let's go home.
No.718509
>>718506
>gettin' real tired of your shit hatechan
No.718510
>>718502
>Deals you two card. Both of them are sevens.
Hit or stand?
No.718511
>>718505
And he would of been able to.
No.718512
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>>718504
That lying to yourself for so long is unhealthy.
I did it for long enough myself.
>>718505
...
...
...
>looks at the camera
Come again?
>>718506
A most excellent question! Let us pose it to someone more able to answer immediately.
>I found a pet idiot
>>718508
>guhuhuh
Enjoy your evening~
I look forward to our new partnership with you and Saber.
>>718510
>don'tchu tryna play me
Hit.
No.718513
>>718512
>correction: a pet idiot with superpowers
Sure. Any idea who we should ask?
No.718514
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>>718505
Isn't that the question of the day.
>
Night.
>>718507
Sending you here at all then seems a bit counter-intuitive.
What other kind of fighting is there, except with the young Lancer and Assassin.
>>718508
>...?
Well, if you insist.
>princess carry go
>Saber awaaaay
No.718515
>>718507
>He could see my Stand?
Magic... you Servants are something else.
>>718511
World Over Heaven... I know. Only my trump card would have been able to stand up to it.
>G E R
>>718512
You heard me correctly. My bloodline has a ridiculously complicated story to go with it.
No.718516
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>>718512
Lying to myself's the name of the game. I even created new identities for myself once upon a time.
No.718517
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>>718514
It's just how I kill time. I'll tell you about the fighting next time.
>Ah shit, that little brat better not have tattled on me or I'm so in for it when I get home.
>Gotta remember to grab the bowl before I leave, too.
>waves off the flying blond
>>718515
Us Servants stand out that much?
No.718518
>>718513
My Master is busy going over strategy and other boring things.
I'll leave it up to you, the peerless master of Mystic Code circumvention.
>>718515
And I'm sure you'll regale me with it at some point.
But at some other time, I can't be useful if I'm bored out of my skull.
>>718516
Oh?
I once impersonated my son for 40 years.
Can you guess who I am yet?
No.718520
>>718517
I have ears, you know.
>you literally mentioned the war and Master
>Cu cum awn
>>718518
I only know part of it. Other members of my family aren't very forthcoming.
>my grand nephew is an old man
>my great grand nephew is still learning to trust me
>my great great grand niece is almost my age
>what even
No.718521
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>>718512
>Like every dealer around the world.
>Slides a card towards you. It's 3 of spades.
Hit or stand?
No.718522
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>>718520
Eavesdropper, eh?
No.718523
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>>718518
Uh... sure, I can figure it out.
>thumbs up
>distant sounds of clobberin' time
Uh-oh.
No.718524
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>>718518
Well, I'm not much of a history person, but I can give it a shot. Semiramis, right?
No.718525
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>>718520
>man I wore chest bindings for four decades w/e
They usually never are.
>mom you cunt you left me to die
>>718521
>14+3
>17
>grrr
Stand.
>>718523
Trouble?
>>718524
>this guy
The very same.
Privately, of course.
No.718526
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>>718524
>Reality shattered.
No.718527
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>>718525
Sort of. Sounds like a buddy of mine ended up getting into a fight.
>nervous Torch noises
...Ben'll be alright.
No.718528
>>718522
I wouldn't say that, we were both speaking with Saber.
>he's got seals too
>woopwoop
>>718525
>jeez
I'm sure I can find a way to entertain you with it.
No.718529
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>>718528
>scoping out the seals
So the looker over there's yours, huh?
No.718530
>>718525
Very well.
>Stops time and while in stop time I shuffle the deck so a king and eight of spades were the next cards.
>Time moves once again.
>Deals my hand.
18 vs 17 the dealer wins.
No.718531
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>>718525
>you're asking a guy you dosed with truth serum to keep a secret
>I don't think that'll go well
First try? I must be getting better at the whole "detective" thing.
>>718526
Uh... Sakuya?
No.718532
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>>718527
It's a friend's duty to assist his own, isn't it?
>tripping around at the impact
>Semi is not heavy
Maybe it would help stabilize a few things as well.
>>718528
It would be in your best interests.
>hanging off the jacket
>>718530
>shrug
It seems she does.
Too bad there was nothing in the pot, hm?
>
What was with the reaction.
>>718531
So that's what you pretend to be.
>p o i s o n
No.718533
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>CRASH
...Looks like yer wall's busted.
No.718534
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>>718529
She is. And you?
>>718532
>maintain composure, Gio
>dis smile doe
Oh?
No.718535
>>718532
>she's definitely top-heavy
>:^)
I'll... see what I can do.
>>718533
Or Ben could show up here. That works too.
No.718536
>>718534
Lancer-class. Just like my draconic colleague back there.
No.718537
>>718532
Among other things.
>slips his mask back on
No.718538
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>>718532
Oh, nothing. Would you like to try again?
>I still don't know if she can move in stop time.
>>718531
Yes?
No.718539
>>718534
>smiling
>while seeping toxins into the jacket
Oh.
>>718535
>w e w
Where. Is he under the large orange boulder?
>squinting
>>718537
Ufu~ Struck a nerve?
>>718538
Tempting.
But I have no business gambling with a cheater.
No.718540
>>718538
Are you okay? You seemed a little worried for a second there.
>>718539
Not really. People make jokes about me all the time. I've just gotten used to it.
No.718541
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>>718536
The little girl?
>>718539
>jeez
>vines under his jacket dying
Really?
No.718542
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>>718539
Explain, how did I cheat?
No.718543
>>718539
He uh... he is the orange boulder.
>"Little help over here?"
I got it, I got it.
>Torch starts melting parts of the wall away to free Thing
No.718544
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>>718540
I am perfectly fine. Just surprised at what you look like without your mask.
No.718545
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>>718539
Real close, aren't you two,
>>718541
Yep. Little dragon brat hogging all the good stuff for herself.
No.718546
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>>718540
Then you're nothing more than a bag of hot air.
>...
Say-
>she's about to make a bag joke, Moony
>>718541
You did well tonight, I'll commend you on that much.
>peeks under the jacket
And what are these?
>>718542
Oh?
>it was just a bluff
>now I have to make something up
A magician never reveals her tricks.
>perfect
>>718543
...I'm lost.
>stepping around falling fiery debris
>>718545
Is it that obvious?
>uh
>that's not Dracula or an albino fuckboy
>literally who
No.718547
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>>718545
You have my sympathies.
>>718546
Protection.
>silhouette of Gold Experience touches the dead vines
>lively and green again
Damage done to them is doubled and rebounded on the one who harmed them.
Lucky you're immune to your own craft.
No.718548
>>718544
Why's that? Expected something different?
>>718546
Yeah, I know. The mask looks like a bag.
>
So I assume it's safe to say you're not impressed?
No.718549
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>>718546
Very well, I wouldn't want the magician to reveal their hand while others may be watching.
>>718541
>Dioooo!!!!
Do you require a new jacket?
No.718550
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>>718546
>literally who yourself
You a Caster or something?
>>718547
It's not too bad. House is big enough that I don't have to see her often anyway. Dunno why she decided to come here with me.
No.718551
>>718546
Remember when I said I got my powers from cosmic rays? Ben got powers from 'em too. Except he turned into... well, what he is now.
>"We get it. I ain't winnin' any beauty pageants."
No.718552
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>>718548
Based on what you told me, I expected someone a lot older.
No.718553
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>>718547
It pays to pay the piper and all that nonsense.
Personally I never saw much use for it.
>just kinda takes the jacket
These smell terrible. You'll need to use different plants next time.
>>718548
>blink
Was I supposed to be?
Assassins can't usually afford to be surprised.
>>718549
That sounds like some sort of challenge.
>>718550
Or something~
What a pleasantly iridescent shade of blue you are, Lancer.
I'm almost reminded of aposematic frogs.
>>718551
How did he not drown!
No.718554
>>718549
>but that's more like Jonathan than Dio
>this is Dio
It'll be fine.
>>718550
I wouldn't have the faintest idea.
>>718553
>uh
>ivies wrapped around his arms now plainly visible
>takes the jacket back
They're ivies. They don't have a scent.
No.718555
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>>718553
It is not a challenge.
>Holds my hand out towards you.
May I have the other half of the deck?
No.718556
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>>718553
Well played, girly.
>
Interested in poisons? Seems more like an Assassin thing to me.
>>718554
When'd you form the contract? I didn't expect new Servants and Masters to be appearing so late.
No.718557
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>>718554
>nose wiggles
The nose knows.
>?
More protection?
>>718555
>wat
I'm sure it's all right there.
>>718556
One can be prescient of the world around them without being pigeonholed. I despise that kind of tyranny.
>and then a dove landed on her shoulder
>...
>shoos it away
I wonder what that was about.
No.718558
>>718552
>chuckles
I guess I should take that as a compliment.
>>718553
>Can't afford to be surprised? Hold on Moonman, I've got an idea.
>What are y-
>[exaggerated throat clearing]
>Stupid Marc! Ya made me look bad!
>birdgod appears in front of Assassin
OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
No.718559
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>>718556
Call it a late game addition.
>>718557
It's cold, my dear. I need the coat to stay warm.
No.718560
>>718553
Drown? Uh... can people drown in space?
>Thing shrugs
No clue. We all survived somehow, though.
No.718561
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>>718557
Jeez, you talk just like Saber.
>watching the dove fly around bumping into things before it flies into the rafters and disappears in a white flash
So which war are you from?
>>718559
Does it count if the games over?
>cheeky grin
You went and summoned yourself a wife, eh?
No.718562
>>718558
>
>!!
Oh!
>slaps birdgod
>>718559
>maintain composure
Your power governs life, correct?
Figure it out.
>let me hide my shame in this coat
>>718560
>space
>even more confused
>ears droop
I...see.
>>718561
Which?
>why I oughtta
>seriously who gave the bird beer
Wife?
No.718563
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>>718554
>I see more the Dio in the other picture.
Very well, I shall be heading back first. >>718558
You're a lot younger but then again Todd looks pretty young.
>>718557
>You did take half of the deck before.
>You can't fool me!
No.718564
>>718561
>Does he not know?
The game started back up.
>>718562
>knifewife in coat
We can share.
No.718565
>>718563
>slidewhistle
First, don't call me Todd. Second I'm 27.
No.718566
>>718562
>the spooky mask falls off
...Worth it.
>and back into Moonman's head he goes
>MK himself is busy holding back the giggles
No.718567
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>>718562
>it's dead, jim
>300% cheeky
What, summoning a looker like you at this point? I can't imagine what your master was thinking.
>>718564
Oh? Looks like Master hasn't got the memo yet. When did this happen?
No.718568
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>>718563
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cut_(cards)
>:^)
>>718564
>cue cyanide perspiration
I have to go supervise the construction site.
Drugging those idiots is tedious, but worthwhile.
Try not to get in any more trouble, dear.
>>718566
>
>
>
You realize, of course, that this means war.
>>718567
>this is not authority
>this is not authority at all
Watch your tongue, Lancer.
Someone might soon give you the occasion to bite it off.
>disappears
No.718569
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>>718567
A few days ago. It seems the "referee" got tired of the standstill.
>>718568
>Gold Experience just kinda providing Avalon-like regeneration
What a troublesome one... at least poison won't kill me.
No.718570
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>>718565
My apologize. Though, when your 100 you'll still look like your 27 since you are undead.
No.718572
>>718563
Jason's the younger one between the two of us, if that tells you anything. Not like either of us are gonna age any more, though.
>>718568
>Ain't I a stinker?
She's gonna blame me for that whole thing, isn't she.
>Yeeeep. But look at it this way, at least you didn't have to jump through a thousand and one hoops to get a woman's attention this time.
>Moon Knight has entered the GROANZONE
No.718573
>>718568
>Yea it's that time alright.
>Should of known you meant that instead of taking half of the deck.
You shouldn't get over worked by Moon Knight actions. Even though they were entertaining.
>>718571
Please do not take my words to heart because I actually think it's' a blessing that you'll still look young despite being old.
No.718574
>>718573
Comes with the Pit's bath, I get it.
No.718575
>>718568
>topheh
That was a good face she made.
>>718569
Back to killing each other, looks like. 'Cept each master's got an army behind them this time.
>rubbing his neck
Suppose I should stop fraternizing with the enemy, huh.
>yare yare
No.718576
>>718572
Yea, this little society for immortals. Good night Moon Knight and God try not to pick on assassin to much.
>Walks over to the couch and lays down on it, passing out.
No.718577
>>718576
Goodnight, Sakuya.
>Wow, she falls asleep quick.
>...
>Get a marker.
>No.
>Doooo it.
>No!
No.718578
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>>718575
We make a living until we die, Lancer. The peace was a fleeting reprieve.
>sounds familiar, don't it
Try not to take it personally.
No.718579
>>718576
>guh
>tosses a sheet over the lewd little maid
>>718578
Just when I was having fun, too.
>le sigh
May the best Master win, eh?
>hand held out to shake
No.718580
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>>718579
>firm shake
>resolve: yes
I don't intend to kill anyone unless they come after me first. This whole thing is distasteful.
I'm only in it because that Einzbern woman set it all up for me beforehand.
No.718581
>>718580
Who, Illya? Thought she'd be happy living the way she is.
>shrugs
>ringring
>answers his phone
Lancer here.
>...
Yeah, I heard.
>...
Understood.
>hangs up
That'd be the Master.
>Air Gear outta nowhere
See you around, blondie.
>zoom
No.718582
>>718581
This will only end in tragedy.
>bluh
>trots off