No.718583
>On the last episode of /leeg/ Ball Super...
No.718584
I hate when it's my turn to restock the shelves.
>carrying groceries
No.718585
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No.718586
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No.718587
>>718586
>Now that's a new nickname
Hiya.
No.718588
>>718587
>Jason Todd: Nicknamer Supreme
You're lookin' pretty updog.
No.718589
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>lying face first in a pile of chicken
No.718590
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>>718589
...
>nudges her with a foot
No.718591
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>>718588
>Snrkt
>Blake hates when I use that one
What's updog? And also what's up, dog?
>>718589
She sure is hungry for cock!
No.718592
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>>718590
>she's not moving
>uh oh
>>718591
>WWwwwoooOOOoooOOOwwwwWW
No.718593
>>718591
>someone who likes bad jokes
>yes
>this is good
>points up
We call'em rafters.
>grin
No.718594
>>718592
>UM
...
...
...
>nudges harder
No.718595
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No.718596
>>718592
>I'm hilarious
>...wait she might be dead, now I'm concerned
>>718593
>Oh, you have no idea
Well, I'd rafter a more personal answer, but that works too.
No.718597
>>718595
>something
>is wrong
What.
No.718598
>>718596
>oh jeez
>puns too
Careful, if we keep this up, we'll summon him.
No.718599
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>>718596
>it's too late
>>718597
>gurgling
No.718600
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>>718599
>is she choking again
>jeez
>scruffs Alter
>and
>Heimlich Maneuver
No.718601
>>718600
>COUGHCOUGHCOUGH
>rib bone comes flying out
>but why isn't she looking any better
Dragon...Saber...
No.718602
>>718598
...you mean the guy that looks like Satan dressing in drag?
No.718603
>>718602
Legend has it that repeated bad jokes summons a dog, but not just any dog... a talking dog. The herald of end-times.
No.718604
>>718601
...
>turns Alter around so they're facing
What.
No.718605
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No.718606
>>718604
>clutching at his collar
>no collar
>uh
>ends of his hair
Bury me...with my chicken...
No.718607
>>718606
>uh?
>is she being stupid again
...
No.718608
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>>718607
The 32nd flavor...
>
>sniff
>visor on
>seizes up
>[SABER ALTER: RETIRED]
No.718609
>>718603
...
>Covers her mouth
I'm a danger to us all
No.718610
>>718608
>whaaaaat
Stupid...
>over the shoulder Alter goes
>spiritmodes awaaaay
No.718611
>>718609
How does it feel?
No.718613
>>718612
So, hundred pounds of Kryptonite, right here.
No.718614
>>718613
That's not a very good punchline.
>mirin his own piece
No.718615
>>718614
It's also a really heavy crate.
Not sure I care what you wanted it for but you should know I don't work for cheap.
'specially going around Boy Blue. Know how hard that is?
No.718616
>>718615
Your case would have more credibility, Mister Todd, if you weren't completely immune to the lead poisoning the last batch succumbed to trying to get me my present.
You'll have your money
No.718617
>>718616
Pleasure doin' business with you, cueball.
No.718618
>>718617
Now why can't there be more like him.
Questions are just too much hassle.
>welding noises go here
No.718619
>experimentally fiddling with plasma swood
Man, this is cool.
No.718621
do do doo do do
I'm a making me a bomb
No.718622
>>718620
>bald
>bald
>bald
>BALD
Ahoy, cueball!
No.718624
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>BEHOLD
>A FLYING SPACE RAT
No.718625
>>718623
A BOMB! I'm ending this year by ending Detroit!
No.718626
>>718622
>bitch I made you look like a cancer patient back in the day
>;___;
Sure, sure. Let's just get the cheap shots out of the way.
What do you think you're doing with that, girl.
>>718624
>LEX LOOK AN ALIEN
>AND I HATE IT
No.718627
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>>718626
Eh?
>swoosh
What's the big deal?
No.718628
>>718626
...Why do I get the feeling you want to kill me? I mean, a lot of things wanna kill me, but still.
No.718629
>>718625
You know I can't exactly say I'm surprised.
And the Lions having just gotten into the playoffs.
>>718627
That plasma is ionized and looks like it belongs in the back issue of a Betty Crocker rag.
It won't be cutting any mustard, let's just say.
>>718628
Are you familiar with the concept of projection?
No.718630
>I smell
>a Red
>WHO THE FUCK DARES
No.718631
>>718629
What the fuck did you say about my hair sword?!
What, you think you can do better? Pah!
No.718632
>>718630
>that's racist
>>718629
gotta crap in someone's cornflakes
No.718633
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>>718631
Think? Try know.
>>718632
And Detroit got the lucky number this time.
No.718634
>>718629
Look pal, don't take it personally. Most people tend to start shooting once they hear there's a Lombax on the planet.
>"Ratchet, don't be rude."
What? It's the truth.
>>718631
>looking at the swood
>squint
Hate to break it to you, but he's right. The plasma's got a few problems. I could take a look at it, if you want.
No.718635
>>718633
I really hate that place
No.718636
>>718634
Completely.
Run along now.
And stay off my planet.
>>718635
What's the matter, finally run out of abandoned apartment buildings to burn down.
No.718637
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>>718633
Yeah? Prove it.
>>718634
Who cares what a rat says?
No.718638
>you know what's cool
>being invisible
>collecting the rest of the half-eaten chicken
>keikaku.exe running smoothly
No.718639
>>718636
>
Jeez. Well, if you're gonna be like that...
>>718637
>oh
>oh
Just trying to help out.
No.718640
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>>718638
>gee, that floating chicken sure looks suspicious
No.718641
>>718638
>Moonman's right
An Assassin. How droll.
No.718642
>>718637
I thought you'd never ask.
>hand up
>HOLOGRAMS
It's simple, really.
The feedback array is archaic. You'll be looking at one less hand if it's kept that way.
>>718639
I don't think you're listening to me.
>remember how Lex is still like 6'5"
>where's my suit
No.718643
>>718636
ppppffft no, I just want to destroy Detroit
No.718644
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>>718642
>I
>am not Akashi
Iunno what any of that stuff means, I just swing this baby and things die.
You're saying you can make it better?
>>718639
>reeeee
>muh swood
No.718645
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>>718640
>caught!
>uh
...
>sloooowly sets the chicken down
>>718641
>oh jeez
>oh fuck
>I ain't afraid of no Drac
>I'm actually really afraid
No.718646
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>>718645
oh hey chicken
>eats the chicken
No.718647
>>718645
The game is on, Assassin.
I'll allow you the pleasure of explaining why I shouldn't kill you here and now.
No.718648
>>718642
>that's okay
>Dr. Nefarious is supposedly over ten feet tall
>you ain't shit
We're not gonna fight, are we? This is the longest time I've ever had to go without fighting someone.
>"Ratchet..."
>>718644
>I'M SORRY
>;__;
No.718649
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>>718643
Good luck with that.
Be sure to send any refugees to Luthor Brand Refugee Camps, if you don't mind.
>>718644
Please. I was building plasma swords in the third grade. In my sleep.
The question is, where's my motivation to do anything for you.
No.718650
>>718645
So much for being invisible.
No.718651
>>718646
>...but I poisoned that chicken
>>718647
>because you can't see me
>looks up
>hardhat still on from the construction site
>...
>Presence Concealment: Off
I'm not one for taking orders, Lancer.
>>718650
The fact you were able to see me means you must have been looking for me~
No.718652
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>>718648
>YOU BETTER BE
>>718649
Guh. You're one of those guys, huh?
Whaddya want?
>fuggin
>Akashiiiiiiii
No.718653
>>718651
>go go gadget glowy eyes
Just making sure I'm not next on the list to be poisoned.
No.718654
>>718651
WHO PUT CHICKEN IN THIS POISON!?
>>718649
I'll see what I can do
No.718655
>>718651
>now I can
Assassin of Red...
No.718656
>>718648
On the contrary.
I don't fight rodents.
I squish them under my heel.
>his cufflinks are glowing
>uh oh
>>718652
An excellent question.
>looking up and down
You're obviously not human, the floating buttresses made that readily available.
How about a little part-time work.
>>718654
Want a bomb?
No.718657
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>>718653
The immortal, worried about death?
Why do I not believe that.
>>718654
Hm?
>>718655
And Lancer of Black.
Finished pointing out the obvious?
No.718658
>>718656
nah I got this
>>718657
WWWHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!??
No.718659
>>718657
I am no Lancer. Not this time.
>ooga
>booga
I thirst, Assassin. Will you waste the voivode's time?
No.718660
>>718652
>I never wanted to insult the sword
>I just wanted an excuse to be Space MacGyver again
>>718656
>battle armor: on
You sure you wanna do this?
No.718661
>>718656
>uh
Gotta ask my Boss, depends on the work.
No.718662
>>718657
Just because you can't kill me doesn't mean I shouldn't be worried about what you can do.
No.718663
>>718658
>MAJOR
>I'M BURNING UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
Who indeed?
>>718659
>UM
You aren't the target...Berserker.
>nailed it
Don't presume to know my intentions simply because you wish to.
>>718662
And yet you have given no such attention to any of the others, hm?
That Lancer got seriously injured, and no one to help save that Saber.
It feels good, to be worshiped again~
No.718664
>>718663
WHO TOLD YOU TO GRAB DOCTOR PARVEL!?
>shoots a guy then throws him out the window
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD!
No.718665
>>718660
All of you xenos are the same.
Vermin. Pests.
I have bigger things in mind for myself than an exterminator. But I'll do what I have to to ensure the human race's survival.
>>718661
I'll be sticking a large glowing red thing into your chest, and testing to see if you survive.
No.718666
>>718663
>gu
>hu
>hu
I can smell your fear, Assassin.
>Mystic Eyes of Chaos
>haha Charm time
>~
No.718667
>>718663
Worshiped? That's going a little far.
No.718668
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>>718665
Dude, what? I haven't hurt anyone. Humans aren't in danger just 'cause I'm walking around.
No.718669
>>718665
>UH
Woah there, ain't that a bit much?
I know I wanted a second remodel but that...!
No.718670
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>>718664
Or perhaps he was wondering why you would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
>wait plane
>looks out the window
>several thousand feet in the air
...Well.
>>718666
>this is bullshit I'm a queen you can't do this I call hax
>...
>>718667
Yes.
No.718671
>>718670
at least you can talk!
No.718673
>>718670
Won't you lend me a pint of your blood, Assassin?
No.718674
>>718668
Duuuuuude, what?
Idiots!
>brings a table in
>swipes all the stuff off of it
For eons, mankind has been able to self-actualize itself on its blood, sweat, and tears!
But then you, you outsiders! You came and destroyed it all!
>>718669
NO CHOICE
>SUCKA PAWNCH
No.718675
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>>718674
>m8
>shipgirl
>crunch goes Lex's fist
Jeez! What's your problem?!
No.718676
>>718670
>Wait, she's asking you to worship her? Do you know what that means?
>I swear...
>SHE'S TRYING TO TAKE MY JOB!
With all due respect, I don't plan on worshiping you anytime soon, Assassin.
No.718677
>>718671
It doesn't matter if I can talk, what matters is my plan.
>>718672
>W E W
>>718673
>dull blink
Yes.
>sweeps the fucklong hair to the side
>alabaster neck
No.718679
>busts in
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
No.718680
>>718677
Such well taken care of skin, no doubt coated in poison.
>chomp
>Drac don't give a fuck
>gluk gluk
No.718681
>>718674
>just kinda
>watches him punch Tenryuu
Alright, that's enough.
>Qwack-O-Ray
>try not to stand in the laserbeam too long, Lex
>unless you wanna be a duck for the next few minutes
No.718682
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>>718679
Fuck're you on about now?
No.718683
>>718675
You try pretending to be mentally deranged for years without it affecting your daily routine.
>suit forming
>gotta splint dat hand
>>718681
>check out this natty Minovsky Particle field, mate
>no ducks here
You tried to hurt me?
With ducks?
>PUNT the rat
No.718684
>>718679
...Alright, what's got you upset now?
No.718685
No.718686
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>>718680
>Holds a blade to your neck.
>Feels like old times.
Release her Vladimir.
No.718687
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>>718677
was getting caught part of the plan?
>>718679
REMMY!?
No.718688
>>718676
>still zombie modo
>blame Drac
Yes.
>>718680
Yes.
>tetrodotoxin, kiddos
>paralysis inducing octopus venom
No.718689
>>718683
>fucking jeez what even
So when you say in my chest, you don't mean inside my chest, right?
No.718690
>>718682
>>718684
WHO THE FUCK WAS TALKING TO YOU SHITHEADS
>>718687
WHAT THE FUCK KINDA WELCOME BACK IS THAT
No.718691
>>718683
>up in the air he goes
>and back down he comes thanks to Clank's Heli-Pack
Well, no. I was using that 'cause I didn't wanna hurt you.
>Groovitron deployed
>dance, Lex, dance
No.718692
>>718688
>if only Servoids were so easily poisoned
Drastic and clever. If only we were on the same side.
>>718686
You dare raise a weapon against the voivode?
No.718693
>>718690
Don't make me get the fucking spray, shitheel.
No.718694
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>>718690
the kind that goes "holy shit you're back and screaming Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeed"
No.718695
>>718689
Cyborgs have things inside them, yes?
Why is everyone but me an idiot!
>>718691
>looks down
Dancing?
>grins
Why not. Hope you like breakdancing.
>
>except with the suit
>THROTTLE THE RAT
No.718696
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>>718692
Yes, you would do the same to save someone. Now I ask you again to release her. I would prefer not to fight you but if I have to then I will.
No.718697
>>718688
Well, this certainly makes having a conversation easier.
>>718690
You're the one who ran in here screaming.
No.718698
>>718693
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck off already!
>>718694
Good fucking enough!
>traipses over to a couch
>trips into it
THEY FUCKING KILLED MY SIS
>>718697
Wanna die?
No.718699
>>718698
>he's got the spray
Heel.
No.718700
>>718692
>soupy stare
>fuck man I'm just hypnotized right iunno
>>718697
Yes.
No.718701
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>>718698
....you have a sister?
No.718702
>>718695
>Why didn't that w- oh crap.
>cue Bart Simpson-esque choking noises
No.718703
>>718696
>remember that assumption about Drac being able to control his descendants
>that's correct
>Mystic Eyes of Chaos
Silence.
>>718700
>exactly
>cup dat chin
Such beauty, inlaid with venom most foul.
You're perfect.
No.718704
>>718699
>oh I hate the spray
>muttered obscenities
...fuck he think he is, Batman.
>>718701
What the fu-not a real one!
Scarface! Bacon! Fucking Balalaika!
Closest thing I had, I wanna find who did it.
No.718705
>>718698
I can't.
>>718700
>waves a hand in front of her face.
Between Vlad doing this and Khonshu giving you a heart attack, you really haven't had a fun time so far.
No.718706
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>>718703
aww Vlade ya just say the nicest things to m-....oh ya talking to her
>>718704
oh Hotness, yeah she died of a wild night of sex, drugs and violence.....or that's my story Dio's kid said something else
No.718707
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>>718704
Yeah, actually.
>spray away
No.718708
>>718703
>indirectly lifter to her tip-toes
Yes...
>mind the flesh-sizzling poison
>>718705
>thanks for all the yes/no questions :^)
Yes.
No.718709
>>718703
>I knew that already.
>Sighs I hate the grail war.
>Stands there in silence with the blade to your neck.
No.718710
>>718708
>fuggin
>hand removed
>fingertips regenerating
Prepared for everything, mm?
I release you from your trance.
>snaps fingers
>>718709
Another time. This is too easy for my blood.
>spiritmodes away
No.718711
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>>718705
Lucky for me then, huh. I could use the fuckin' target practice right now!
>>718706
Who?
>waves off
Fuck it, none of these assholes even look the same as the last time I was in this dump. The moving truck from the orphanage get lost or what.
>>718707
Try stickin' your nose in a rubber hose first.
No.718713
>>718711
oh yeah a lot's changed, hell I got married....to two women
No.718714
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>>718708
>:^)
Wonder if there's a limit to how long Vlad can keep that up.
>>718711
You know I've been able to dodge bullets from close to point-blank range, right? Besides, I'm not the one who killed Balalaika.
No.718715
>>718710
>[normal consciousness will resume]
>blink
>knees quake
>don't you fucking faint, Semiramis
I don't enjoy being played, Berserke-
>oh there he goes
>>718714
I'm going to kill him.
No.718716
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>>718715
>Sighs.
What did you do to cause him to act in such a way?
>>718710
I really don't want to fight him.
No.718717
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>>718712
Goddamn cunt.
>>718713
MARRIE-
>grabs a thermos
>ssssssssssssip
>spshhhhhhhhhhh
>
Aw fuck, I fucked up my shorts.
>wiping soda away
Two chicks, huh? Congrats, fucker, how the hell did you pull that off?
>>718714
Goose-steppin' pussy like you? Sis would chew you up and spit you out.
>waving the Beretta
But for my money, I wanna know who did
No.718718
>>718717
well it turns out when they are both blood thirsty psychos they only settle for top tear
No.718719
>>718715
I'm sure you will.
>glances down at her legs
After you stop having trouble standing, anyway.
>>718717
I don't know who did. And calling me a "goose-stepping pussy" isn't a very good way of asking for help.
No.718720
>>718717
No more'n you are with those pop guns of yours.
When're you gonna step up your game?
No.718721
>>718716
Existed. What else?
>cup get
>filling it with aconite
Perfect.
>>718719
>tch
>straightens
History is determined by the victors, and yet we technically have none.
No.718722
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>>718718
Psycho bitches, huh. You got some kind of taste, my man.
The hell happened with the Cleaner, anyway?
>>718719
Sounds like you can't help worth a shit anyway, so what the fuck do I owe you?
>>718720
What the fuck did you just say about my guns?
>leaps up
Newsflash, dickless, I don't have a lack-a' fuckin' junk to make up for with guns!
No.718723
>>718722
dated, things didn't really work out
No.718724
>>718721
Would you like a chair to sit in until your strength returns, and I believe it's more than just that.
No.718725
>>718721
True. But that's not stopping you from trying to win the Grail War.
>>718722
Did I say you owed me anything? Because from where I'm standing, it looks like you showed up just to talk shit, not find out who killed Balalaika.
No.718727
>>718722
You got a gut for vengeance but no means and shitty tools.
Fryface deserves better'n you.
>feel it, Revy
No.718728
>>718723
Shit, really?
...Guess that explains why she tried to kill Chinglish so many fuckin' times couple months ago.
>
Look, you know who killed 'er or not? Kinda in a rush here.
>>718725
>I am Revy
>and I hate being wrong
Yeah, yeah.
You jokers obviously don't know shit, and Hotel Moscow is wired tighter than my ass. Where the hell else am I supposed to go?
>>718726
You buyin' or sellin', fuckin' geezer?
>>718727
>RRRRRRRRRRRRR
So what, doesn't mean dick for shit if I can't even find the son of a bitch.
No.718729
>>718728
I heard it was mob related
No.718730
>>718724
I'll be fine.
>pulse pls slow down
Tell Giorno I'll be late this evening.
>>718725
You're more perceptive than you let on, boy.
>disappears
No.718731
>>718728
>puff
Such a big mouth for a would-be bringer of vengeance.
No.718732
>>718728
>shrugs
Kick and scream enough, something's bound to happen.
>>718730
I try my best.
No.718733
>>718728
Sounds like your problem.
>
>I miss fryface
>tosses her a pair of deagles
At least use something with kick. Less those bitch-wrists of yours can't handle it.
No.718734
>glides in like a beautiful gliding thing
No.718735
File: 1451428878031.jpg (81.74 KB, 850x1098, 425:549, sample_1b3887896ae18a6c943….jpg)
>>718729
Mob...
Chang
>fists her guns
That goddamn bastard! They had a deal!
>>718731
>whirl
>elapsed turnaround time: .8 seconds
Ah?
You talkin' shit too?
>>718732
Real piece 'a work, aren't ya.
>>718733
The fu-
>nabs one
>tfw no three hands
>other deagle hits the deck with a bang
Fuck! You coulda killed me, you asshole!
>eyean the eagle anyway
Yolanda used to have one of these up at the Church...hot shit, maybe I had my style all wrong.
No.718736
>>718735
Your fault for not keeping a free hand.
.50 Action Express. Makes your nine-mils look like BB guns.
No.718738
File: 1451428994503.png (245.03 KB, 675x996, 225:332, Does this look like the fa….png)
>>718734
Nice to see you, Flash.
>>718735
I'll go ahead and take that as a compliment.
No.718739
File: 1451429009472.png (537.69 KB, 494x750, 247:375, tumblr_nbee1hvXGX1snqz51o1….png)
>>718735
You're looking for the one who killed Balalaika.
Look no further.
No.718740
>>718735
guess so
>>718734
oh hey Stumpy! finally done sticking ya dick in a psychic?
No.718741
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>>718730
>Smiles since you're trying your hardest to act find.
>I can hear your heart beat.
I will infirm him and about the events that happen.
No.718742
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>>718740
.....
>>718738
hey Marc, I want you to think of the last snarky thing Carnage said to you......
>and he just shot Carnage in the junk with a flair gun
No.718743
>>718742
AARGH FUCK YOU CRIPPLE MAN!
No.718744
>>718736
Don't know my fuckin' guns, Jay.
>aiman down sights
I'm putting holes in Florida gangsters, this thing'll put a hole in a fuckin' semi truck.
Where can I get more
>>718738
There we go!
>>718739
Pfffthahahaha!
You?
Get outta here, gramps, don't let the Depends soil yer ass on the way out.
>>718740
Shit...well it ain't all bad. We can still go drinkin' and shit, right?
No.718745
File: 1451429210182.jpg (350.56 KB, 850x1195, 170:239, sample-c038cfd2303123f3ab0….jpg)
>>718743
>Watches the event.
>>718742
>Thumbs up.
No.718746
>>718744
>smoke from his crouch
yeah...hold on, going to murder a cripple
No.718747
>>718744
>click
>in .6 seconds
>das a big gun
It looks like you don't care too much about her very much to not know her killer to be Big Boss.
No.718748
>>718744
Yeah. 'Cause you're a fuckin' dip.
Try not to die.
>eyean the Patriot
>sheeeeeit that's a nice assault pistol
No.718749
>>718742
What?
>watches Carnage get shot
...Nice.
>>718744
I don't get complimented very often. I take what I can get.
No.718750
>>718746
like to see you try
>>718745
not a fan of Carnage I take it?
No.718751
>>718746
The hell?
WHO THE FUCK JUST SHOT THE ONLY GUY I KINDA STILL LIKE IN THIS FUCKING DUMP
>>718747
...gkkt.
>rrrrrRRRRRRRR
Big what?
Fuck off, Sis was into that shady mafia gag. Money's all I was ever in it for.
>squint
So you really killed her, huh.
>>718748
Gonna stamp on your nuts when this is over, Todd.
>>718749
HA!
No.718752
File: 1451429567644.jpg (184.23 KB, 850x1062, 425:531, sample-ff0d01d6e9aa5304e86….jpg)
>>718750
Defiantly not. He's an asshole.
No.718753
>>718751
Put down, is how I see it.
No.718754
File: 1451429725275.png (239.88 KB, 314x398, 157:199, look, all I'm saying is yo….png)
>>718751
I'll kick your ass first, Rev. Assuming this guy doesn't put you six feet under first.
No.718755
>>718751
me, we got issues
>>718749
and who says I don't do nice things for you?
>>718752
....you have no idea
No.718756
File: 1451429784045.jpg (323.09 KB, 750x938, 375:469, Moon Knight has a fucking ….jpg)
>>718751
Yeah, yeah, laugh it up.
>glances at Big Boss
>oh dis gon b gud
No.718757
>>718751
Stumpy, my arch.....son't worry about it, he's MINE!
>>718752
....who the hell are you!?
No.718758
>>718753
You just call my Sis a fuckin' dog?
Blonde maybe, but she ain't any goddamn Old Yeller!
>that gun is big
>shit
>>718754
That ain't how it works.
Wanna kill this jackass for me?
>>718755
You're dame right we got issues! So fuck outta here already!
>>718756
Still here?
>pls
No.718759
>>718755
Carnage. And look where that got him.
>laughs
>>718758
Why would I leave? I'd miss all the fun.
No.718761
>>718758
let me put it to you this way.....
WE'RE FAMILY! YOU WANT TO GET IN THE MIDDLE OF US BE MY GUEST!
>>718759
>uh oh he's getting mad again
No.718762
>>718758
Sure it is, the hammers of justice are unisex.
>
Nah. Fryface was a mob boss. Sooner or later I'd cap'er too.
No.718763
File: 1451430102990.jpg (83.28 KB, 850x1209, 850:1209, sample-2b2369ea6937a0d52d1….jpg)
>>718755
I can actually get a rough idea just by talking to him.
No.718765
>>718763
>can't hear you over Venom induced rage
>>718764
VENOM YES! YOU'RE NEXT SKID MARK!
No.718766
>>718759
Then keep your head down!
>>718760
Whaaaaaaaaaa?
>>718761
>finally an excuse to shoot things
>BANGBANGBANG
>>718762
Findin' you's easy as shit, who the hell even is this old fucker?
No.718767
>>718766
>using bullets on a goop
>you so crazy
WE'RE GOING TO BITE YOUR HEAD OFF!
No.718768
>>718761
>whuh-oh
Flash? Flash, calm down.
>>718766
>shooting at Venom
>water u doin, son
Keeping my head down's never gotten me anywhere before.
No.718769
File: 1451430326000.jpg (71.19 KB, 900x662, 450:331, old_big_boss_by_superdouma….jpg)
>>718766
Men become demons, missed our chance to die.
Balalaika was just another echo of the same realization. I couldn't allow her to suffer as I did. So I killed her.
Try and take revenge, if you can.
No.718770
>>718766
Only when I wanna be found.
>
You really don't know who he is? That shit got leaked all over every news channel last year, remember?
Big Boss? Outer Heaven? Nuclear tanks?
No.718771
>>718768
SHE'S SCUM MARC! AND YOU A JASON SAY THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL WITH SCUM IS TO KILL IT!
No.718772
File: 1451430551687.png (1.17 MB, 804x1681, 804:1681, 20c1f7d4ef375ca8ae5df2e222….png)
>>718765
I am surrounded my crazy people.
No.718773
File: 1451430562263.jpg (417.99 KB, 850x1184, 425:592, sample_c166884688bb9d1cb1a….jpg)
>>718767
You and what fuckin' army!
>I woke up this morning and wanted to shoot
>and god damn it I'm gonna shoot
>>718768
Talk talk talk, you guys are all the same.
>>718769
I don't know what the hell you're talkin' about, old stuff. But I know it's gonna take at least three martinis to forget you in that fuckin' suit.
>um
>anytime now, Dutch
>>718770
Nuclear what?
No.718774
>>718771
Flash calm the fuck down before I get the hairspray and a lighter again. She's harmless.
No.718775
File: 1451430603360.jpg (63.58 KB, 736x346, 368:173, 5f6dafcf0eb9ca803e864e9510….jpg)
>>718773
Tanks. God dammit y'know what I'm just gonna watch.
No.718776
>>718774
>>718773
hold on I got'm!....again!....you people owe meeeeeee!
>and out the window they go
No.718777
>>718771
That's still no reason to let the symbiote be in charge, Flash. Calm. Down.
>>718773
I'm sorry, do you want me to punch you in the face? Because I can.
No.718778
File: 1451430667990.gif (405.91 KB, 473x250, 473:250, tumblr_ms3i2yqrgD1r6tih0o6….gif)
>>718773
You should've shot while I was monologuing.
>Hand of Jehuty
>git SLAMMED, Boss style
No.718779
>>718768
Would you require any assistance?
No.718780
File: 1451430816093.png (500.89 KB, 527x800, 527:800, f12c829be5953d57dcc7325d0d….png)
>>718775
JAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
>>718776
>blink
I love that guy! Shots are on me!
>>718777
>shoots dead center in the head
Don't you ever shut up.
>>718778
E-
>squeeze dat trigger
>also OW
No.718782
File: 1451430910156.png (711.06 KB, 356x886, 178:443, Hooray for being in one pi….png)
>>718779
Not right now, but I appreciate the offer.
>smiles
>>718780
>dead
>and just kinda
>gets back up
That'd be a no.
No.718783
>>718780
>and very much like The Boss, he just kinda
>sidesteps
>at point blank range
>kick dat wrist
>leggo'a dat gun, betch
>
I expected more.
No.718784
>>718781
>>718782
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>718783
>oof
>whatever not even my gun
Who the hell're you!
No.718785
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>>718782
Very well. I may require your assistance again in the future.
No.718786
>>718784
A demon.
>stomp
A ghost.
>stomp
The shadow of the 20th century's greatest soldier.
>stomp
I am Big Boss.
No.718787
>>718784
>your pain
>it fuels me
>>718785
>nods
I'll help you if I can.
No.718788
>>718786
>rolling
>ow
>OW
Alright-
>coughhack
...fuck.
No.718789
File: 1451431433543.jpg (115.45 KB, 600x905, 120:181, Superior_Carnage_Vol_1_1_T….jpg)
okay...yeah...not my smartest plan, turns out we're still floating in the air
No.718790
>>718788
>Patriot barrel right on her left temple
Tell me, girl: how badly do you want to survive this encounter.
No.718791
>>718787
You don't have to accept it since it may threaten your well being.
No.718792
File: 1451431781043.jpg (356.11 KB, 850x841, 850:841, sample_1fcce3a638e47f9d38b….jpg)
>>718790
>
Tch, just wanted to get out for a bit and nix the bastard that killed the only chick that gave a shit about me that didn't have to.
>cackles
But that's how it goes, huh. Quit fuckin' around.
No.718793
File: 1451431820160.jpg (239.57 KB, 800x533, 800:533, Keep your hands where I ca….jpg)
>>718791
I do things that threaten my well-being all the time. What exactly do you need help with?
No.718794
File: 1451431924165.jpg (224.19 KB, 477x716, 477:716, sakuya_isn_t_wearing_a_bra.jpg)
>>718793
>Looks around a bit worried.
Vladimir.
No.718796
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>>718792
She really was too much like me.
>so this is her Snake
It's not your time. Yet.
Your skills are worse than lackluster. Get better, and try again. I'll be waiting.
>up he goes
No.718797
File: 1451432077670.png (950.46 KB, 1029x720, 343:240, Moonman, keeper of secrets.png)
>>718794
You're asking me to go up against a Servant? I'm... not sure if I could pull that off.
No.718798
>>718795
>Throws five knives at you.
No.718799
>>718798
>you know where they hit
AGH! GOD DAMNIT! I was sitting down! how did that even happen!?
No.718800
>>718796
Kuh...
>get better
>stumbles over to the window
OI, BENNY! CALL FUCKIN' CHANG!
>dives out
No.718801
>sitting in the rafters
>sharpening vibroblades with the tips of his fingers
>Still no sign of Skywalker
>Vader isn't going to come back, is he
>The hell am I supposed to do with a TIE Fighter?
No.718802
>>718797
Which is why I said you don't have to accept it. Your safety comes first.
No.718805
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No.718806
>>718802
Why are you asking me, anyway? Why not just let Giorno's Servant do the job?
No.718807
>>718803
>wristpad beeping frantically
>Sir, you may want to take a look outside.
>
>cursing to himself in mando'a
No.718808
>>718805
Want some more?
>Holds three of them between my fingers. >>718806
I fear the a Berserker class will overpower Assassin in combat.
No.718809
>>718808
sure but it ain't going to do ya any good
No.718810
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No.718811
>>718809
>Gate of Knives.
>Dozens of knives head towards your ass.
No.718813
>>718811
HHHRRRRR! you muther fucker! stab me in the arsh!
>then Carnage won a Oscar
No.718814
>>718810
>hops down from the rafters
>stands at relative attention
>Second time's the charm.
>
>>718812
>Not now, son
>Guests are over
No.718815
>>718814
Fordo, was it?
Vader and I have successfully eradicated the Empire in his home dimension. He's the head of the new Republic or whatnot and decided to stay. I came back.
What has changed in our absence?
No.718816
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>>718808
He might. Maybe it'd be best for her to stay out of the way and wait for another Servant to take him down.
>
Y'know, if you really want to hurt Carnage, you have to light him on fire.
No.718817
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>>718816
oh thanks Mooninite! why not tell everyone wall ya at it so they can use it on Flash too!
No.718818
>>718813
Ok I'll stop for now.
No.718819
File: 1451433432583.jpg (176.68 KB, 586x289, 586:289, 6217b3cba4cec1912a187f0943….jpg)
>>718815
Was the Forge right where you left it?
>not coming back
>posture changes, if only slightly
Considering it's been about ten days on our end, nothing important.
No.718820
>>718818
ya ain't getting best supporting actor....that goes to Jay!
No.718821
>>718819
Time dilation... it has been four months for us.
I see.
...There is a Force signature. Explain.
No.718822
File: 1451433595660.jpg (447.11 KB, 667x987, 667:987, Does this look like a man ….jpg)
>>718817
I thought symbiote weaknesses were common knowledge at this point.
No.718823
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>>718822
eh doesn't matter, Stumpy took a free fall, I'd say he dead
No.718824
>>718816
I doubt she'll simply stand by and let another servant take the glory. Thank you for telling me his weakness.
>>718820
Jay? Who would Jay be?
No.718825
>>718824
Red Hood, friend of Moonman ya BFF with
No.718826
>>718821
>I had to go out of the system for that TIE, too
>And then you have to get the landing hooks to store it, and--
>
I'm the least Force sensitive person in the room, ma'am. I wouldn't know.
No.718827
>>718826
Interesting. I will certainly have to see who this presence belongs to for myself then.
With Vader gone, the task of reforming his Legion belongs to you.
No.718828
File: 1451433920678.png (133.68 KB, 580x404, 145:101, Moon Knight and Sailor Moo….png)
>>718824
No problem. Watching Carnage get hurt's always fun.
No.718829
>>718828
I'm sure everyone says the same thing about you
No.718830
File: 1451434178933.jpg (100.85 KB, 1194x671, 1194:671, This is too generic for a ….jpg)
>working on his ship
Alright, this...could be a problem--
>wait wait
There's another Force sensitive here...
No.718831
>>718825
So he prefers to be called Jay instead of Jason.
>>718828
Him and Dead pool are on the same scale of entertainment when they get hurt. Also, are you ok? You did take a bullet to the head before.
No.718832
>>718827
That won't be an issue, his troops were all mostly gone when you and him departed.
>Where'd that Riot Trooper run off to
>I'm going to need a drinking buddy
I was hoping you'd bring some back, actually.
>>718830
>
>somebody coughs
No.718833
>>718831
something like that, and I'm a million times better then Wade!
No.718834
File: 1451434413561.jpg (48.72 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_mbuih8ORmP1r9ci8go1….jpg)
>>718830
>is that a Jedi
...
>>718832
I did, actually. They'll be exiting hyperspace in a few days.
No.718835
File: 1451434507317.jpg (199.98 KB, 850x547, 850:547, sample-c9489e8f0f6088b8287….jpg)
>>718833
Same level of Wade. Maybe worst than him.
No.718836
No.718838
>>718835
ya god damn right I'm worse then him!
No.718839
>>718829
Not everyone. But I'm sure there's a few people.
>>718831
>nods
I'll be alright. Dying's never stopped me before.
No.718840
>>718832
>turns around
Captain Fordo?
Wait, that's the distress signal I got!
>>718834
>yes it is
Now what's this?
>>718837
Spinning...that's a good trick.
No.718841
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>>718839
oh we all have a site for it....also not it telling Stumpy's girl that he's dead
No.718842
>>718834
Excellent.
>peers back towards the landing ship
Are they conventional stormtroopers or some of yours?
>>718840
>
You sure took your sweet time, general. I gave up hope after the seventh month.
Your Captain also crashed here not that long ago, but he's, well.
You'll have to see for yourself.
No.718843
File: 1451434906363.jpg (166.03 KB, 1182x1920, 197:320, tumblr_n52ddgGU6E1t8z09vo1….jpg)
>>718840
A Jedi... so they still follow those tired, failed teachings?
Do you fear the Dark, boy?
>>718842
A mix. Sith troopers and stormtroopers alike.
Not many of you clones survived.
No.718844
>>718838
That's not a..... you know what. I am not even going to try.
>>718839
Though dying is not the best. I apologize if I seem to talk about less cheerful things.
No.718845
>>718844
that's the spirit! don't try, you'll only fail
No.718846
>>718842
I'm sorry, but the Clone Wars took its toll.
I was sent here just after rescuing Senator Palpatine from General Grevious.
He escape and Obi-Wan was sent after him. The Council finally decided to send me after you.
>>718843
What's it to you?
No.718847
>>718841
She's a psychic, Cletus. No one will have to tell her. Besides, Flash probably survived, considering he flew into here.
>>718844
It's fine. I don't mind it.
>Why, because you're an even bigger fuckin' downer?
No.718848
File: 1451435194662.jpg (195.66 KB, 615x727, 615:727, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
>>718847
cool...sept the whole him being alive thing
No.718849
>>718847
I don't believe you're a downer. I actually enjoy having a conversation with the both of you.
>>718845
Or you're just not worth the effort.
No.718850
File: 1451435362233.jpg (107.47 KB, 830x572, 415:286, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-92131….jpg)
>>718849
that's right, you sure aren't worth the effort!
No.718851
>>718843
That's to be expected. Not even we could survive the passage of time. Most of us, anyways.
The boy is a younger version of Vader. It's complicated.
>>718846
>Wasn't I on Coruscant for that battle?
It's not often they send Jedi Knights to rescue troopers, I suppose I should be flattered.
...Did they expect you to bring us back in that starfighter of yours?
No.718852
>>718846
>fwssh
>red saber, take note
One not clouded by fear of their emotions.
>>718851
Time paradoxes? Maybe the travel wasn't worth it.
No.718853
>>718851
We had other ships, but I lost them.
Not sure how, but I did. It just...happened.
>>718852
>blue lightsaber go!
So you're a Sith?
Sure aren't Count Dooku.
No.718854
>>718848
He can use his symbiote to form wings, so why wouldn't he?
>>718849
>You enjoy talking to us? Well, something's obviously wrong here.
...Thanks.
No.718856
>>718854
tripping out on rage? if he could ya think he would be back by now?
No.718857
>>718852
I can only imagine how difficult the trip was in for you two in that single seat fighter. Especially without FTL.
>uh oh
Try not to kill him, losing two in the span of a week is emotionally taxing.
>>718853
I'm sure it won't be a problem, we still have a few functional ships.
Be careful, sir.
No.718858
File: 1451435866266.jpg (84.52 KB, 692x1153, 692:1153, tumblr_nuxa0es4MS1rojc2ro1….jpg)
>>718853
>purple saber too
I am neither Jedi nor Sith. The Force is greater than two simple extremes.
>>718857
It may harm Vader. I'll have to hold back.
No.718859
>>718857
I don't have to try.
>>718858
But there must be balance.
I'll admit, the Jedi Council can be primitive, but one I'm admitted into it as a Master, I'll have a choice to turn it back around.
No.718860
>>718855
>like, I got a bad feeling about this, Scoob
>>718856
Either way, I'm blaming you.
No.718861
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>>718855
>Spooky.
Hello there.
>>718854
There's nothing wrong with me. You're welcome moon knight.
>>718856
Yep.
No.718862
>>718859
Revan isn't one to take lightly, sir.
They were the most powerful being in the universe. Twice, if I remember correctly.
>>718858
>
>Why do all my powerful friends have to fight
No.718863
>>718859
You call the Jedi and the Sith orders balance?
Fools, both of them. There is no balance in fearful, hesitant restraint or hedonistic abuse.
I am balance.
>>718862
>there may not even be a fight
There is still hope in this one. I can understand why Vader turned out how they are.
No.718864
>>718860
>>718861
HA! he de-
>and Carnage gets shot out a window by a grenade
No.718865
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>>718860
>You honestly should
>>718861
>Gives a disoriented glance
>Shuffles in, dripping in mud and god knows what else
No.718866
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>>718864
>Throws another grenade out the window for good measure.
>>718865
Wait wait.
>Takes out a book and flips through the pages.
No.718867
>>718861
>I beg to differ. People aren't supposed to like Moon Knight, they're supposed to be scared shitless!
Feels nice to have a friend.
>>718864
>smiles
Looks like he's harder to kill than you think.
>>718865
>Is it just me, or does the raincoat make that guy look like a slasher villain?
>I could see it.
>Whaddya know, we agree on something.
No.718868
>>718862
Then I'll try not to get too cocky, then.
>>718863
You're not wrong, I'm against the Jedi for many reasons.
But...
>shakes his head
I won't fall to the dark side.
No.718869
>>718864
I was trying to find my grenade launcher
>>718867
okay what mess did I miss?
No.718870
>>718863
How does "balance" work in your play book, exactly?
A sole force user? Whoever is most powerful?
>>718868
>"I won't fall to the dark side"
>that's a good one
>watches silently
No.718871
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>>718866
>Wow now that's rude
>Tromps past her while she reads
>Monkey doesn't have time to wait
>>718867
>Moonman, you hurt me so
>Suddenly drops down on all fours and shakes like a dog
No.718872
>>718868
Even enthralled by the Dark, there will be light, if you only look for it.
In order to become truly balanced, you must fall, and stand up again.
If you can't take that chance, then it's wasted on you.
>>718870
Balance is not a matter of resisting the dark side, but accepting and overcoming it.
No.718873
>>718869
Not much, if we're being honest.
>>718871
>Huh. Well, look at that.
Uh... hi?
No.718874
>>718873
did you just make a friend?
No.718875
>>718870
Something humorous, Fordo?
>>718872
It's not easy standing up again, and I--
Wait.
There's another Force presence with you.
No.718876
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>>718873
>Pops back up, having made a mess of the place
>Gives him an eerie stare
>And then...
>Tosses back her hood
Yo.
No.718877
>>718871
>Wasn't was just looking for a page.
Would you happen to be a demon monkey?
>Closes the book.
>>718867
I don't find him scary though. Sure he may kill his enemies and his methods may be brutal, but that doesn't change the fact that he was kind enough to help me. I am happy to be your friend.
No.718878
>>718876
yo
>that was maybe a 5/10 eerie
No.718879
>>718872
I'm not sure I follow. Embracing the powers the dark side entails before going back to the light?
What about the political side of things?
>>718875
Dramatic irony, sir. It's hard to explain.
>
What do you mean, another one?
No.718880
>>718875
It's you.
>>718879
Politics aren't the way of the Force.
No.718881
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>>718877
...no.
>Pulls one of her sleeves down tighter
What on Earth would make you think that?
>>718878
>P-pls no bully, I'm still learning
What's up, doc?
No.718882
>>718874
Looks like it. Today's been a good day.
>>718876
>Huh. Wasn't expecting that.
Me either.
>What did we say about thinking out loud?
>>718877
>Wow. Where's the fun if nobody gets scared?
Same here, Sakuya. Just try to ignore Khonshu.
No.718883
>>718881
>Stares at your sleeve.
No.718884
>>718881
It could be your knuckledragging stance.
No.718886
>>718882
other then losing control for a bit, sure
>>718881
>I don't like bullies
did you miss your turn at Albuquerque?
No.718887
>>718879
A sith.
The dark side...
>>718880
Me?
That's ludicrous.
>>718885
>Another one who isn't Dooku...maybe one is the Dark Lord himself.
Don't take another step.
No.718888
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>>718882
You could always do what you did to assassin. I would but that would be impolite since I hold no quarrel with him.
>>718881
Oh.... never mind. I guess I made a mistake.
No.718889
>>718880
Then what will happen to these balanced ideals of yours?
No one to teach them, I'd presume. We all know how many wars have been fought over the two schools of thought.
>>718885
>>718887
>audible gasp
>er, I mean, uh
Sir? I thought you were gone.
>looking back and forth
Why can't life just be simple.
No.718890
>>718885
Tired of leading already? You left Tarkin in command, didn't you.
He's respectable.
>>718887
Whether or not you accept it isn't my concern. It is your inevitable destiny.
I have foreseen it.
>>718889
The fact that it hasn't already happened is proof that I failed to spread my ways. Fear of the dark side caused the Jedi to reject it, and the Sith did not want to seek the truth.
No.718891
>>718886
At least you're okay now, right?
>>718888
>Hey, that's not a bad idea.
Sheesh. You must have some serious patience if you're gonna keep being nice to him.
No.718892
>>718891
sure hope so....can no one bring this up to Sabrina?
No.718893
>>718887
You would be rise to not raise your weapon, Skywalker.
It could have unknown consequences.
>>718889
I did not come back alone, which is what I intended.
>>718890
Of course. I had to return to see this, and it did not disappoint. I was trying to not lead him on about it and make him return in fear, but it appears it is too late for that...
So far, anyhow.
No.718894
No-gooders, servants of evil...
Your secret base is no more, for your greatest adbeesary is here!
It's now just a 'base'! How boring!
No.718895
>>718890
But that's impossible! How it is that I'm here and he's here?
>>718889
When is it ever?
>>718893
You must be Darth Vader. I've heard of you...
No.718896
>>718894
You have been found by none other than...
DOCTOR MILE-
Same time next tuesday?
No.718897
>>718882
...are you talking to yourself?
>>718883
The perverts begin to emerge. You could at least look at a flattering part of my body, you know.
>>718884
...everyone slouches when they're cold and tired, yeah?
>>718886
>What a maroon
Nnnope, missed it at Parkland. Where am I...?
>>718888
You sure did.
>How did she catch me so quickly
>Slight paranoia
No.718898
>>718892
She'll still know, Flash. Having a mind-reader for a girlfriend means no secrets.
>>718897
...Sort of. It's complicated.
No.718899
>>718891
Though I found that quite humorous. I've learn to have patience with people when they don't have patience for me.
No.718900
>>718893
I can only wonder what it is you're feeling under that cold, ebon suit, Vader.
This is not a daily occurrence.
>>718895
The Force works in mysterious ways, Skywalker.
What will you do now.
No.718901
>>718890
Then what's the solution? Spread the ideals by force?
I suppose you've got a chance to try again this time.
>>718893
You mean you brought back those troopers?
>
>I hope they're nice and shiny
I, uh, still have that TIE Advanced in storage for you. From Life-Day.
Sir.
>>718895
Maybe when the circumstances surrounding this planet finally blow over, I can retire to Dantooine.
Far, far away from all of this bantha fodder.
No.718902
>>718897
Legion Of Doom base.....it's a long sto-
>>718898
oh crap! we were going out for dinner! sorry I gotta fly
>flies out the window
No.718903
>>718897
I am not that kid Arararagi. There's no reason to be so defensive.
No.718906
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>>718895
I know.
If you know what was best, you'd finish that starship and pretend nothing happened.
Or I'll make you think nothing happened.
>>718901
Plenty, Captain Fordo.
I shall drop some off here soon. And thank you.
>>718900
Let us say that this expressionless helmet does not do what I feel justice.
No.718907
>>718897
Funny little thing, aren't you?
No.718909
>>718899
Wish I could say the same. I've been told I have a bad temper.
>>718902
Later, Flash. Stay safe out there.
No.718911
>>718906
I don't think you'll do that.
>>718901
Retire?
I'll say, you deserve it for putting up with this mess.
>>718900
I sure won't run...I can tell you that.
No.718912
>>718897
What's your name?
>>718909
Never change that. It makes you who you are.
No.718914
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>>718901
If that is how it must be. The pointless conflict will end, if I have to end it myself.
>>718906
I understand.
>>718911
Good. Face your destiny.
No.718918
>>718906
No, thank you, sir. It's a pleasure.
>small crisp salute
>can you feel those abandonment issues
It may have to be modified to fit your stature, however.
>>718911
If I can, that is. The Republic's policies on Clone retirement are subpar.
>and by subpar he means nonexistent
If I were you, I wouldn't stay here for too long. Just inform command of my status, I'll be able to take things from there.
>>718914
Then good luck, ma'am.
No.718920
>>718898
Hey, nothing complicated about talking to yourself. Smart minds think alike, am I right?
>...
Maybe that's why I don't talk to myself
>>718902
>Well, there he goes
>>718903
>Hollow smile
Let's not talk about Araragi.
>I wonder if he brought the little loli with him
>Guuuh...
>>718907
Funny, or funny looking?
>>718912
Call me Kanbaru.
>Almost holds out her chimp hand for a shake
>Catches herself and holds out the other
No.718921
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>>718914
If you knew what was good for, you would.
>>718914
>if you could hear it over his heavy breathing, there'd be a sigh
These are memories I care to not dredge up.
But I must face it.
>>718918
>I can feel them
I see...
I'll get to it after dealing with General Skywalker.
No.718924
>>718912
Couldn't change it if I tried. And believe me, I've tried.
>>718920
Yeah, well, it goes a little deeper than that.
>Did she just call herself stupid?
No.718926
>>718914
I guess I have to now.
>>718918
I'll leave after getting some answers, Fordo.
>>718921
I don't care what's good for me or not, I want to know what happened.
No.718927
>>718918
This is a long time coming.
>>718921
>remember that time Darth motherfucking Revan was your moral support?
>you do now
I am here if you need me.
>>718926
>watching intently
No.718929
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>>718920
Yea, let's not dwell on him for now. I can see you're still using that arm.
>I wonder where Shinobu is.
>Kids....
No.718930
>>718920
I'll leave that up to the thing possessing you or whatnot.
No.718937
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>>718920
>Takes your hand and shakes it.
Sakuya Izayoi.
>>718924
Some may be unable to change on their own. They may change when they have someone by their side. That's something my Master told me.
No.718938
>>718921
Be gentle, we don't know how physical harm or death translates through time paradoxes.
>2x Moral Support multiplier
>>718926
Don't expect anything finite.
>steps back to watch
>>718927
Let's hope it's a little more fruitful this time.
Did you have to deal with this kind of thing back then?
>I could really use a pick me up.
No.718940
>>718924
...?
>Sits down and crosses her legs
Tell me.
>>718929
>Ara ara~
Still attached. Though the demon that was in it is gone.
>>718937
Nice to meet you, lady.
No.718943
>>718940
I thought I advise you to just not use it.
No.718945
>>718937
I'd say your master was right.
>You definitely changed a lot when I came into the picture, am I right?
>God damn it.
>>718940
...What if I told you there's a god inside my head?
No.718947
>>718927
I assure you I won't, but if I will I'll talk.
>>718926
If you wish to know, then I shall tell you.
You will leave the Council for the Dark Side out of jealousy and fear.
And what happens next is...
>slams him into a wall
>please knock him out
>>718938
A simple wallslam will not hurt him, but it should knock him out.
We will have a squad send him and his ship back to the galaxy.
If one of these ships has a hyperdrive, it will work. He will not know what happened and thing it was a dream. A nightmare.
We'll also make it so he thinks he found the source of the distress signal, but didn't figure out why it was sent. He will head back and everything will be fine.
No.718950
>>718938
This is the first time paradox I've seen that wasn't from a Force vision. I'm curious to see how it turns out.
>>718947
Quick and decisive.
No.718952
>>718927
>...
>>718938
I'll get answe--
>>718947
Urk--!
>into the wall he goes
>aaaaand...he's seemingly out
No.718953
>>718945
>Chuckles.
It must be fun though to have a god in with you since he does seem to find some humorous ways for entertainment.
>>718940
Please just call me Sakuya.
No.718956
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No.718957
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>>718952
>
Jedi Knights, everybody.
>>718947
He's been electrocuted and assaulted so many times, one more concussion can't hurt.
>
You can do all of that?
We'll have to use your troopers, I don't think shoving a Jedi General into his ship and off into space would go all that well with the rest of the clones.
>>718950
Underwhelming, evidently. What's next for you?
No.718963
>>718953
Not as fun as you're probably thinking.
No.718964
>>718950
I did not have much other choice. I must not alter the timeline.
>>718952
>checks his pulse
He's still alive.
>calls down a group of Stormtroopers
Get his ship and him out of here--
Wait.
>turns around
He's not done yet.
>>718957
I was going to, but he's not done yet.
>fwwwwwshhh
This'll get ugly.
No.718965
>>718958
>No one cared about me before I put on the mask.
No.718967
>>718943
...yeah. Yeah, I guess you did.
>Tucks it away deeper
I'll stop.
>>718945
...I'd ask what you're on. And what kind of god it is.
>>718953
Sakuya. Are you a maid here? You seem too pretty to be serving a bunch of thugs like these.
No.718968
>>718957
>jeez, hurtful
>>718964
>and the blades clash
You didn't think it'd be that easy, would you?
No.718970
>>718957
There aren't many Force sensitives left. Subjecting them to the dark side and subtly pushing for their redemption will go smoothly.
>>718964
I trust you to handle yourself.
No.718971
>>718965
same thing about Vader
No.718974
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>>718967
Ha, I an no where as pretty as other people. Yes I am a maid here and everyone here is not so bad.
>>718963
How come? Unless he comments on everything you do, I don't see why having him would be a bad thing. It's a he right?
No.718977
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>>718967
>Is that Araragi. Damn he got fucked up.
Though, if you plan on sticking around here I would advise you to keep using it. It will defiantly keep you alive.
No.718978
>>718974
Sakuya, what happened earlier?
No.718979
>>718971
>Ok I got to stop.
No.718981
>>718964
Wait, what?
>
It's never this easy, is it.
>>718968
>it's not what it looks like
>I swear
>>718970
Think you'll ever come back here, sometime?
Though I can't say I've seen any natives with true force sensitivity.
No.718983
>>718967
It's the Egyptian god of the moon. And I'm not "on" anything.
>>718974
>I can be whatever you want me to be, baby.
>Oh, for fuck's sake.
Sometimes he's tolerable... and sometimes he isn't.
No.718984
>>718978
When I woke up I saw Vladimir drinking from assassin. I apologize since I was powerless against him.
No.718987
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>>718984
She's going to want revenge.
Good grief... we'll have to stop her.
No.718989
>>718970
I'll take care of it...
>>718968
Do not make this any harder than it has to be.
>force shove
You're outnumbered, surrender now.
>>718981
If it were, then we'd have nothing to do.
No.718991
>>718983
Become a cat!
He seems fun.
>>718987
She'll get herself killed.
No.718992
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>>718974
Aww, don't say that. You're a cute-patoot.
>Glances around the room
...I guess I'll take your word for it.
>>718977
I guess if I have to.
>Whips a roll of bandaging out
>Covered, yosh
But for now, I'm alright. I haven't rocked the boat.
>>718983
So you just worship a god in your head and dress in white for no reason.
>Scratches her head with her monkey hand
No.718993
>>718991
>I said I could turn into anything, not that I would. What do I look like, a fuckin' magician?
...You sure about that?
>>718992
Well, the white's got a purpose behind it, but you'd probably just be more confused if I told you.
No.718994
>>718991
And we don't want that.
Servants need a specific aptitude to see my Stand. If Vlad can't, then I have nothing to fear from him.
No.718999
>>718981
>I heard you
>goddamn it.
>>718989
>sliiiiiiiiiide
Don't care.
>just gotta run n' swing
No.719001
>>718992
,>Smiles.
Thank you, you're pretty cute yourself. Also, watch out for a person in a red suit.
No.719005
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>>718993
If I could see you I would say you are a magician. Yes I am sure about it.
>>718994
..... He can control me. It's humiliating.
No.719006
>>718989
That Skywalker persistence really is a double edged saber.
>saber flashes reflefecting in his visor
So what can you tell me about these new troopers?
>>718999
>It's not my fault you Generals don't know how to lead troops
>I was just beginning to like working relatively alone, you know
No.719009
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>>718993
Do you have a bible that sums it all up?
>Monkey grin
>>719001
Birds of a feather flock together, you know.
>Waggles her eyebrows
You mean the space man?
No.719010
>>719005
There's nothing we can do about that right now.
No.719012
>>719006
What do you want to know?
>>718999
>blocked
>shove again
If you continue to persist, then I shall no longer longer hold back!
No.719014
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>>719005
...I don't agree with you, but I won't say you're wrong.
>>719009
I wish I did. All I've got at the moment is my memory.
No.719018
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>>719010
There's nothing we can do about it in general. He rules over all of his children and I am one of them.
>>719009
No I mean Carnage. You'll know him when you see him.
No.719020
>>719012
Don't hold back.
>leap
>and slash
>>719006
>I think we did a good enough job
No.719021
>>719014
Each to their own. I've been meaning to ask, why can't I see him?
No.719022
>>719012
What their qualifications are, who did or is going to lead them, useful information like that.
>
Maybe now's not the time.
>>719020
>Palpatine had the war in a bag from the start
>How many of those victories were the result of him ordering the CIS to stand down?
No.719023
>>719014
A tip for when you eventually make it? Graphic novel. I'd read a comic book about the Egyptian god of the moon.
>Yeeeeeeah...
>>719018
Thought I saw him get blown up...
>Shrugs
If you say so, toots.
No.719024
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>>719023
I am positive that he survived that and tread carefully around me.
No.719025
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>crash
>comes in through the roof
>>719023
>lands ridiculously lightly on the monkey's head
No.719026
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>>719020
>and here comes the force choke
You let this happen.
And now you will pay!
>>719022
Their qualifications are superb. I only recruited the best.
Mostly. Some can be considered trash, but we will make them stronger.
No.719027
>>719021
He tries to stay hidden from other people. If someone other than me can see him, they've probably got a lot of skill with magic.
>>719023
>ohohoho I see what you did there
Y'know... that's not a bad idea, kid.
No.719028
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>>719025
>Ook
>I mean
Your heels are poking into my head, lady.
>>719027
>Monkey see, monkey do
It'll increase the re-readability by a bajillion percent.
>...
Is re-readability a word...?
>>719024
I'll keep my eyes peeled for'm.
>Pulls her eyelid down and sticks out her tongue
Tread carefully?
No.719032
>>719022
>...
>uhhhhhhhhh
>UHHHHHHHHHH
>>719026
Grk!
>struggling
Aaaaghk.
>stop it, stop it
>he's knocked out now
No.719036
File: 1451444086209.png (486.12 KB, 473x895, 473:895, Comic-book cops never do t….png)
>>719028
>shrugs
It is now.
No.719038
File: 1451444127005.jpg (610.08 KB, 1123x1600, 1123:1600, bloody_watch_of_fate_00.jpg)
>>719027
So he's a shy god. Ha ha ha.
>>719028
Yes, I would hate to hurt you.
No.719039
File: 1451444147806.jpg (88.31 KB, 566x800, 283:400, 0f16f7a7a9d9ec152a070091f9….jpg)
>>719028
Sorry, Suruga-chan, but you'll have to bear with this for awhile. I heard that the homeless blondie was here along with a few apparitions or two and I just had to investigate.
No.719040
File: 1451444219818.jpg (206.09 KB, 725x902, 725:902, more like booty am I right.jpg)
>>719032
>one more salute for the young skywalker
>I knew thee well
>>719026
Diamonds in the rough, maybe. I'm not against a little polishing.
We'll have to get properly integrated tomorrow. It's been too long an evening. And get that TIE up to your specifications.
Good night, sir. It's good to have you back.
>spiritmodes jetpacks away
No.719041
>>719032
>drrrrrrop
There.
He's out.
>>719040
Tomorrow sounds good
I will see you, Fordo.
No.719043
So I got asked to rhyme for the night.
Nobody has time for that, right?
>
FUCK A DUCK.
>[screams internally]
No.719044
>>719038
BDSM, eh? Little forward for our first night out.
>The smile fades a bit
Why would you hurt me?
>>719039
>She's here~?
>Dopey smile
Yeah, alright. Investigate away, Kagu-nee.
No.719045
File: 1451444417943.png (619.32 KB, 613x875, 613:875, Hello, do you have time to….png)
>>719038
>shakes his head
He just likes to make people think I'm crazy.
>>719043
...Do I want to ask?
No.719047
File: 1451444576183.jpg (208.03 KB, 850x1189, 850:1189, sample-ccb92e0d3f59273c8d3….jpg)
>>719044
BDSM?
>Flash back to old master.
>Shakes my head.
It's because I am a vampire.
No.719048
>>719045
You gotta help me, Marc!
I think I got cursed by some asshole narc!
>
I swear to fuck this isn't something that helps, I'm gonna lose my shit like Michael Phelps!
No.719049
File: 1451444679304.jpg (110.59 KB, 870x1280, 87:128, c00e015c97fb6fb00be2393b4d….jpg)
>>719044
Speaking of the child, I also heard that aloha-shirt was here.
>using her perch as a lookout point
>>719047
>vampire
>vampire
>I'm gonna kill it
>I'm going to kill the shit out of it
>ah but the Suruga knows her
>resist, Kagenui, resist
No.719052
File: 1451444793386.jpg (62.35 KB, 850x531, 850:531, sample-96d890a7014c3ec7cde….jpg)
>>719048
>Click
>Click.
>[ Do you want to delete account?]
>>719049
>That killing intent sends shivers up my back.
I can feel that.
>>719045
It's a good thing that I can hear him.
No.719054
>>719048
Uh...
>slaps him
That do anything?
>>719052
If you couldn't, you'd probably have stopped talking to me a long time ago.
No.719055
>>719047
...oh.
>Rubs her neck unconsciously
Are you saying you just drain the blood of anyone who gets close? I hope you at least ask for consent...
>>719049
>Reaches up slowly
>Pats the perched butt atop her head
>:D
He was. I think he might have run off, though...
No.719056
>>719052
>W to the hat
>w@
>w a t
>a
>t
>>719054
No, you bag-headed dip! I'm about to fuckin' flip!
>wolf eyes go
I swear, Etrigan, that rhyming cunt... for his yellow ass I'm on the hunt!
[screams externally]
MAKE IT STOP
No.719059
>>719052
I've always wanted to test myself against her, you know. The Iron-blooded, cold-blooded, hot-blooded King of Apparitions, Kiss-shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade. But I suppose you could make a fine substitute.
>>719055
>slaps the hand away
Keep what you do with Araragi between you and him.
>leaps onto some furniture
No.719060
File: 1451445237337.jpg (104.79 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, sample-5b2cf3557e2a9f8f40d….jpg)
>>719054
Why would I? I still talk to Wade and you helped me.
>>719056
>Red Hoods bank account.
[Do you want to delete it?]
Hmmmm.
>>719055
No, I have drank blood of anyone but I don't know how long that will last.
No.719061
>>719056
Jason, calm down. We can figure this out.
>>719060
Huh. Well, if you can tolerate Deadpool, then I've got nothing to worry about.
No.719062
>>719059
I really don't like fighting so I would prefer if you did not. Can't we just sit down and drink tea?
No.719063
File: 1451445396203.jpg (63.58 KB, 736x346, 368:173, 5f6dafcf0eb9ca803e864e9510….jpg)
>>719060
>even more wat
>Jay
>trusting a bank with his cash
>and leaving a financial trail
>when he's both legally dead and off the grid
That's a dummy, y'know.
>>719061
I hate this man, I really do.
>
>if I keep it to single sentences I'll be okay
Okay...
No.719066
File: 1451445710248.jpg (107.17 KB, 1052x1500, 263:375, tumblr_nb35xkEBrn1s6skk0o1….jpg)
>>719059
But there's already plenty of nothing between us.
>...
Oh, I'm sad now.
No.719067
>>719063
Any idea how long this'll last?
No.719068
File: 1451445783337.jpg (96.06 KB, 850x477, 850:477, sample-57650f19d4efb694865….jpg)
>>719063
>Never read the red hood nor the one with all the robins.
>To busy not having a computer.
>Sorry!
Yes it is.
>>719061
Good, I would hate to cause you any more trouble.
No.719071
>>719067
>scowling
Nope.
>>719068
>Nu52 is trash anyways
So what's the point, y'wanna die?
Snoopin' around where you don't belong like that, you'd better not lie.
>I hate this rhyming shit so much.
No.719072
File: 1451445986688.jpg (213.84 KB, 500x938, 250:469, 879f4071f7fa9f1f81982ee73e….jpg)
>>719062
I suppose I'll have to look elsewhere for a fight then.
>holds up a hand
I'll have to pass on the tea, vampire.
>>719066
What you and that half-blood do together is not particularly my business.
>clicks a chair through a wall
>exits through the hole
No.719073
>>719072
Finally gone, that country bumpkin.
No.719074
File: 1451446102816.jpg (894.69 KB, 923x1307, 923:1307, When the lights go down in….jpg)
>>719068
You haven't caused that much trouble in the first place. Though, trying to mess with Jason's stuff is a little uncalled for.
>>719071
Shit... guess we'll just have to wait it out.
No.719077
File: 1451446396960.jpg (255.03 KB, 624x898, 312:449, de82c5b5f835613e49b6391a56….jpg)
>>719072
>Aww
Byebye, Kagu-nee.
No.719079
>>719071
>I heard there is a squad of Jokers coming.
No I don't it was left open.
>Click
>I shut down the computer.
I apologize.
>>719072
Alright.
>>719074
I just wanted to tease him a bit for fun. I wasn't going to do anything.
No.719080
>>719077
....saaaay haven't I seen ya before?
No.719081
File: 1451446525111.jpg (63.58 KB, 736x346, 368:173, 5f6dafcf0eb9ca803e864e9510….jpg)
>>719074
God help me before I fucking kill everyone out of frustration.
>>719079
>"Squad"
>of "Jokers"
>what
>that's Batman Beyond nonsense
You tell me it was left open and tell Moonman you did it for a joke.
I think I'll just put some holes in your head with silver, that'll smart and poke.
No.719082
>>719079
Teasing Jason doesn't end well for most people. I wouldn't try it again if I were you.
>>719081
I can't believe I'm saying this, but...
>sighs
Don't kill anyone.
No.719083
File: 1451446818101.jpg (633.72 KB, 722x1000, 361:500, 3800dc39a97a75663d8ac03155….jpg)
>>719081
>That's what my friend said.
>Robin Wars is the comic and he said that next chapter, or one that came out, is going to have Jokers. Not a fan really.
Teasing someone is different from a joke. Let's not get out of hand, Jason. It was completely harmless.
No.719084
File: 1451446879305.png (352.48 KB, 700x766, 350:383, b308696892acae5a95198eb893….png)
>>719080
Right outside. I saw you get blown to smithereens!
No.719085
>>719084
no no....something about a toothbrush
No.719086
>>719082
I'll keep that in mind. Though, I wasn't really going to do anything.
No.719089
File: 1451447421799.jpg (196.68 KB, 850x638, 425:319, sample-9f61a5fc57ef9e82564….jpg)
>>719085
I thought.......
>Force smile.
It's nice to see you.
No.719090
>>719082
I don't have the patience for this, Moonman.
>>719083
>Nu
>52
>is
>trash
>the only good part was Jay going to blame Tim for the punks getting shot
>this panel
I. Don't. Have. Patience.
No.719091
>>719089
HA! you think
>>719090
hey Jay! did ya hear that! she thinks! HAHAHA!
No.719094
>>719090
>Noted.
I'll leave you be then.
No.719096
File: 1451447658392.jpg (134.03 KB, 850x623, 850:623, sample-8bd4f9c4dae2b9d0bd8….jpg)
>>719091
How did you survive that grenade?
No.719098
>Wind picking up outside!!!
No.719099
>>719096
I once survived two jet missiles to the back
No.719102
>>719086
I'm not sure I believe that... but you shouldn't be shot.
>>719090
I know you don't. Still...
>Hear that? That's the sound of you fucking up. You can't just talk your way through this.
No.719103
>>719099
I see, that must have been an extremely painful experience.
No.719104
File: 1451447859070.jpg (200.39 KB, 1280x901, 1280:901, tumblr_nv1smj4cYa1rtr8qjo3….jpg)
>>719091
Pffft.
>>719094
Nobody crosses the Red Hood. Now get outta here before I shoot you up good.
>>719102
Gonna shoot'er!
No.719107
>>719103
I'm a big guy!
>>719104
DOOT DOOT!
No.719108
>tornado rips a hole in the wall
>Janna comes floating in
>>719101
Yes!!
No.719110
>>719107
For you.
>>719102
I really don't want to get shot. It's painful even if it can't kill me.
>>719104
Is there something else I can do that doesn't involve me leaving or getting shot.
No.719111
>>719108
GOD DAMNIT!
>>719109
HA! ya going to get shot up
No.719112
>>719104
Jason, don't.
>Uh-oh, Moonman's gettin' upset!
>See, this is why you need to keep your circle of friends small. They'll wind up trying to kill each other!
>>719109
>sighs
This is why you don't mess with Jason.
No.719113
>>719110
Dying works.
>click
>>719112
Gimme one good reason not to.
No.719114
File: 1451448396294.jpg (581.64 KB, 1280x1360, 16:17, eb4953e8cfe13bfdcdcac072ca….jpg)
>>719111
What, have you been having fun without me?~
No.719115
>>719114
yes! mainly you being gone is fun!
No.719118
>>719113
If I didn't stop you from killing her, it'd piss off a nigh-invincible mob boss who I'm currently on good terms with. I'd like to keep things that way.
No.719120
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>>719111
>Throws a knife at you.
>>719113
>>719112
Very well.
>Bows before disappear from both of your sights.
No.719121
>>719118
>on one hand, this'll just reinforce the maid to fuck with me more
>on the other...
Fine.
>>719120
Fucking maid...
No.719122
>>719115
oh come on, you know you love me
No.719124
>>719120
>right in the arsh
FUCK!
>>719122
I hate you, I hate you almost as much as I hate Stumpy and Webs
No.719126
File: 1451448896832.jpg (47.09 KB, 572x720, 143:180, tumblr_n7kaxhPRJ91s0adc8o5….jpg)
>>719124
Wait...
Stumpy and webs are beating me?
No.719127
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>>719120
See you, Sakuya.
>>719121
She won't make the same mistake twice. Hopefully, anyway.
No.719128
>>719127
So what about this rhyming thing? I hope it's over.
>
Hey, no rhyme!
No.719129
>>719126
I really hate them both, Webs more then Stumpy but seeing how Stumpy now has a girlfriend, I feel like I need to knock him down a peg in life
No.719132
>>719129
Wait, what?!
Stumpy got a girlfriend?!
No.719133
>>719128
Huh. Maybe you just needed to get mad.
No.719135
>>719132
yeah he's on a date with her now at a steak house
http://8ch.net/legion/res/718904.html
go bother them!
No.719138
>>719133
Huh... awesome. I should thank the maid.
No.719141
>>719139
.....oh my god it worked
No.719143
File: 1451449760608.jpg (53.64 KB, 514x467, 514:467, tumblr_nw001fMGQ81tlxyz3o8….jpg)
That maid's going to get herself in trouble.
>polishing a stopwatch
No.719148
>>719138
Bad first impression aside, she's alright.
>You're just saying that 'cause she hands out compliments like they're candy. Gotta have somebody stroke your ego, right?
>...No comment.
No.719152
>>719148
I mean, whose first idea is "let's fuck with the Red Hood, that'll be fun"?
No.719153
>>719143
Probably should've staked her when I had the chance.
No.719158
>>719152
I don't know why she did that, either. But I gave her fair warning, so if it happens again...
>shrugs
No.719159
File: 1451450173721.jpg (40.94 KB, 600x422, 300:211, tumblr_mksmn4uOcr1rj5jexo2….jpg)
>>719153
We'll just have to keep a closer eye.
I saw some people who were interesting. One's arm was cursed and the other seemed to also be a vampire hunter.
It's a shame they left.
No.719160
File: 1451450217939.jpg (67.76 KB, 540x674, 270:337, I literally hate everythin….jpg)
No.719164
>>719159
Maybe. But I doubt that other hunter knows about my whole "Daywalker" deal. One look at my fangs and we'd probably end up fighting.
No.719169
>>719160
Just don't blame me if you end up on another mob's hitlist.
No.719170
File: 1451450555776.jpg (93.76 KB, 500x539, 500:539, tumblr_n5a6m23UpD1s2ut1zo2….jpg)
>>719164
I'll vouch for you.
No.719172
>>719169
Ahhhhh, ain't a biggie.
No.719175
>>719170
Appreciate it.
>
So... what now?
No.719179
>>719172
It is when the mob boss can trap you in an infinite death loop.
No.719182
File: 1451450874249.png (57.49 KB, 363x387, 121:129, Damn this some stank ass r….png)
No.719185
File: 1451451001909.jpg (154.31 KB, 676x922, 338:461, Moonman, Moonman, can't yo….jpg)
>>719182
Now there's someone I never thought I'd see again.
No.719186
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>>719175
I'm just performing maintenance on my subweapons. Never hurts to be ready.
No.719188
>>719186
Subweapons, huh. Leave it to a Belmont to have all the fancy equipment.
No.719189
>>719182
HA! Remmy showed up
No.719191
>>719185
Dude.
Look at this place.
The banter in this general vicinity is at like, an all time fucking low.
So the powers that be spawned my adorable ass back to the whatever plane to get the McGuffin.
No.719197
>>719189
I don't watch Ratatouille anymore, Clete. Not after Ratatoing.
Did you know that Ratatoing is a real movie that real people paid real money to have made? I thought it was some kinda group hallucination shit but I asked Mister Negative and he said no.
No.719198
File: 1451451368371.jpg (49.94 KB, 500x658, 250:329, tumblr_inline_mppc3nw8xY1q….jpg)
>>719188
Nothing too fancy. Stakes, knives, crucifixes, holy water, silver hatchets...
There's the time stopping pocket watch, I suppose.
No.719200
>>719191
>Of course it's at an all-time low, kid. Without you around, all the fuckin' work's been left up to me and Todd. God knows Moonman can't be funny. I would know. I'm a god.
...Oh, this is gonna be fucking beautiful.
>You're goddamn right it is.
>>719193
You'd be stuck dying and coming back forever. Stand users are scary people, Jason.
No.719201
>>719198
Stopping time isn't fancy to you? You must be a hard guy to impress.
No.719203
>>719201
We hunt vampires for a living. As it turns out, one of them could stop time and that maid also has a similar pocket watch.
Hers is more potent, if I remember correctly.
No.719204
>>719203
Shit... maybe leavin' her alone was the smart move after all.
No.719205
>>719197
boy watcha talking to that chank?
No.719206
>>719200
Literally who.
You that cunt that thought he was Johnny Sorrow only he was actually some middle-aged Japanese dad that nobody knew or cared about.
>turns to birdgod
And as for you
No.719208
>>719200
Fucking Stand bullshit.
No.719212
File: 1451451939657.png (310.62 KB, 500x707, 500:707, tumblr_ngmkvsVInJ1tlxyz3o1….png)
>>719204
We'll just have to keep up. Can't let the bloodsuckers get too content.
No.719213
>vampires
>autism awakens
>it's time to listen
No.719216
>>719205
I almost missed that folksy gibberish while I was being compressed into unimaginable chunks of pink.
We shared a taxi one time, don't ask.
No.719218
>>719206
...Who the hell is Johnny Sorrow?
>The hell's your problem now, kid? Keep yelling at Marc, it's funnier that way.
>>719208
Yeeep. If there's anyone we don't wanna piss off, it's someone who could actually stop us.
No.719219
>>719216
think that's bad? I care pool with Skull Face
No.719220
>>719212
>smiles
Even if they got comfortable, that'd mean letting their guard down.
>>719213
>ayy
>look, Blade's got fangs
No.719222
File: 1451452323696.jpg (66.41 KB, 493x750, 493:750, tumblr_lvtc7lK49P1qkih2oo6….jpg)
>>719213
>that one's possessed
>>719220
A fool thing to ever do.
No.719224
>>719218
Only the guy with the coolest name this side of fucking me.
>record scratch
My problem? You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?
Well there ain't no one else here.
>>719219
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
No.719228
File: 1451452489998.png (462.74 KB, 469x700, 67:100, 9bdc0887154d08e723e9f43ae6….png)
>>719220
>yare yare
>t-minus 10 to punch
>>719222
>that whip's possessed
No.719230
File: 1451452520159.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
>>719224
SUCH LUST FOR CAR POOLING!
No.719231
>>719224
>>719230
>a box of Cheez-Its just kinda...shows up
No.719233
>>719230
>>719231
OH MY GOD JC, A BOMB
No.719234
>>719224
>Of course I'm talking to you, jackass. You got a problem with that?
>Oh goddamn it, you're really doing this.
>Just let me have my fun for once, alright?
>>719225
Makes you glad you didn't shoot the maid now, doesn't it.
No.719242
>>719234
Good luck with that, amigo. That mug's a fucking black hole for that kinda shit.
Here's my knowing look to the camera, folks!
>>719236
OLD MEN
RUNNING THE WORLD
>leaps awaaaaaaaaaaay
A NEW AGE
No.719243
>>719222
Exactly. Makes 'em easier to take out.
>>719228
>wait what
No.719245
File: 1451453094906.jpg (53.64 KB, 514x467, 514:467, tumblr_nw001fMGQ81tlxyz3o8….jpg)
>>719228
>the soul of Sara Tarantoul, circa 1131
>hostile intent: felt
I wouldn't if I were you.
>>719243
Look out.
No.719247
>>719242
there goes a stupid kid
No.719250
>>719235
>uh
>>719243
>you not-heard me
>>719245
Yeah?
No.719256
File: 1451453412769.png (1.49 MB, 896x1337, 128:191, Khonshu hung him from the ….png)
>>719242
>Y'know, I can never read that guy.
>>719249
>hwat
No.719259
>>719245
Hm?
>looks over at Jotaro
>>719250
Don't worry. I'm on your side.
No.719262
>>719250
It'd be a shame to start a misunderstanding.
>subtly charging HAMON
>>719259
Nevermind.
No.719265
File: 1451453657798.jpg (69.35 KB, 500x493, 500:493, tumblr_nsekyhN4PN1qjzwqeo1….jpg)
>>719259
>my Stand will be the judge
>
Fine.
>>719262
>...
>...
>...
Good grief.
Thought the old man was the only one.
No.719270
>>719256
>so you remember that immortal club thing you mentioned once
...well, at least I have the comfort of knowing my costume is only the second silliest here.
No.719272
>>719262
Cool. Last thing I need is to get decked in the face.
>>719265
My name's Blade. Long story short, I hunt my own kind.
No.719275
>>719270
Still doesn't excuse the question mark on your head. So who're you, Riddler Jr.?
No.719277
>>719265
>does he mean the Ripple
It's a dying art, that's for sure.
>>719272
It certainly would've been a problem.
No.719280
File: 1451454303494.jpg (183.68 KB, 850x498, 425:249, sample-b6bcd118cda443f618a….jpg)
>>719272
So you already know.
>>719277
Air Supplena?
No.719283
>>719275
...Mysterion.
>pained coughing
>from a lifetime of unclean air or the ridiculous Nolan-Bats voice we'll never know
Who are you?
No.719284
File: 1451454488225.jpg (282.22 KB, 583x892, 583:892, Let me see you grit those ….jpg)
>>719277
Yeah. I mean, I heal fast, but still.
>Blade's got close to Wolverine-tier regen speed
>>719280
Know about what, exactly?
No.719286
>bursts in
HALLOWEEN MASHU HAS ARRIVED ON THE SCENE! BEWARE, TRICKSTERS OF THE NI-
>
I'm...late?
No.719288
>>719283
Moon Knight. Nice to meet you.
>
You alright? Sounded like that hurt.
No.719289
>>719280
>that must be a joke
>I don't get it
>
>>719284
Upstarts.
No.719291
>>719286
It's almost New Years
No.719292
>>719284
>this guy
>
>>719289
You feel it too, don't you.
No.719293
>floats in through the hole she made previously
Meltyface!
You didn't tell me that his symbyote would take over!
No.719294
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>>719293
pppffttHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! you pissed him off didn't ya!
No.719295
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>>719290
...But it took me three months to come up with that costume! I worked really hard on working the car wash for the money to buy that!
And the bases aren't even loaded!
>>719291
OH NO, I'M HAVING AN ANXIETY ATTACK
SOMEONE LOOK AT TODAY'S CATHY AND TELL ME WHAT SHE SAYS
IS IT "ACK"?
No.719296
>>719289
Figures.
>shrugs
Long as he doesn't start swinging at me, we're cool.
>>719292
>but nobody told me about DIO yet
What, you know 'bout a vamp who needs taking care of?
No.719297
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>>719295
I know, I stole home
No.719298
File: 1451454887239.jpg (47.09 KB, 572x720, 143:180, tumblr_n7kaxhPRJ91s0adc8o5….jpg)
>>719294
I was supposed to go there and mess with him, wasn't I?
No.719299
>>719288
Frog in my throat.
...I was told there were murderers and drug lords here. Is that true?
No.719301
>>719292
Why the sudden interest?
>>719296
That one's still on the loose, too. The time stopper.
No.719302
>>719298
I never said to do that, I just said he was on a date and to go bother him, kinda shocked ya made it back in one piece, last person he flipped out on he bit off there junk
No.719303
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>>719296
>I blame old men
>every time
Not that simple.
>>719301
>...
Family business.
No.719304
>>719295
>looks at a newspaper
There is no Cathy in this paper
No.719305
>>719299
Well, Carnage is a murderer, but I'm pretty sure he's the only one here right now.
>tilts his head
You sure you're cut out to play hero like this?
No.719306
File: 1451455083820.png (284.69 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, tumblr_mttdbwxCYt1rna804o1….png)
>>719302
Maybe this will be a good bonding experience for him and the girl.
No.719307
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>>719297
But if you stole home...
And home is where the heart is...
>THINK MASHU, THINK
>grabs her heart
It's...still there!
>>719304
W-What about Garfield?
Is he still eating food? I need structure in my life!
No.719308
>>719306
Oh you didn't think you were getting off scot-free, did you?
No.719309
File: 1451455217031.jpg (380.86 KB, 616x904, 77:113, But the moon is Marc's gim….jpg)
>>719301
Time stopper? Ya mean Dio Brando? I thought somebody already offed him.
>>719303
Apparently not. So what's the story?
No.719310
>still playing
>hasn't moved since yesterday
So the aiming is hard, but if you don't aim you get hit...?
And what's with all the snakes everywhere, sheesh...
No.719311
>>719306
ppppffft if he flipped out then he's sleeping alone!
>>719307
>holding a heart in his hand
>not hers
>or his
No.719312
>>719307
It's a Nermal strip
No.719313
>>719308
>still floating veeeery close to the hole in the wall
m-maybe!
>>719311
I donno, she seemed like the kid of girl that would totally stick with him through that
No.719314
File: 1451455348701.png (57.35 KB, 616x575, 616:575, tumblr_mj6r98wvEh1rj5jexo6….png)
>>719303
Not anymore it's not. Your situation's escalated.
>>719309
Rumors have been circulating that he's not quite gone.
No.719315
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>>719313
you ran away, do ya think anyone would want to be around a dangerous freak like that? good going wind bag
No.719316
>>719313
Nope.
>look behind you
>that hole is now the Fly of Despair
In you go.
No.719317
>>719311
>!
>!!!
Did you see that!
Three exclamation points! That means it's serious!
>shield up
Anti-REPO:The-Genetic-Opera Bash!
>>719312
IS IT A GIRL OR A BOY!?
No.719318
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No.719321
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>>719309
I killed him a few years ago.
>>719314
Fine.
Where is he.
No.719323
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>>719318
>book falls out of the shield
>A Beginner's Guide To Identification
But...but this says cats can be girls and boys too!
>>719319
>WHAM
Don't Touch My Precious Shield Shield!
No.719324
>>719314
Fucking hell... don't know if I can compete with a time stopper.
>>719321
Think ya can pull it off again if ya run into him?
No.719325
File: 1451455769490.png (249.42 KB, 550x1008, 275:504, asdsaujznxc_by_iosue-d9agx….png)
>>719321
Somewhere in Cairo, if the rumors are to be believed.
>here you go again, Joralto
>>719324
My stopwatch would be of assistance. Beyond that, it's up to our combined efforts as veteran hunters.
No.719326
>>719323
GAH FUCK!
>spits out a tooth
aaaagh! the hells wrong with you!?
No.719327
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>>719315
She will, just watch!
>>719316
>windshields the hole
>nopenopenope
I-I'll just be in here
>flies fast into Ahri's room
No.719328
>>719323
>never thought about animal gender
Makes sense I suppose
No.719329
File: 1451455865302.jpg (567.38 KB, 682x1017, 682:1017, f747a27474832dfc8c3ce029be….jpg)
>>719324
>[S T A R P L AT I N U M]
With help.
>>719325
>...
Yare yare...
>YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS
No.719330
>>719327
oh I am and when this caves in and he's left alone again.....I'll thank you
No.719331
>>719327
>defying a god
>lolno
I said. IN.
>now the Fly's in Ahri's door
>good job running inside
No.719333
>>719325
Guess we're partnerin' up, then.
>>719329
>too bad I can't see that shit
Right...
No.719335
>>719305
...are you fucking kidding me.
>opens his cloak
>oh wow that is a lot of dynamite strapped to his chest
I'll just wait for them to come back. Take out as many as possible.
No.719336
File: 1451456042672.jpg (66.41 KB, 493x750, 493:750, tumblr_lvtc7lK49P1qkih2oo6….jpg)
>>719329
A Stand user...
>>719333
Of course. I want to see what you can do up close.
No.719337
File: 1451456061837.png (284.69 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, tumblr_mttdbwxCYt1rna804o1….png)
>>719330
Just go look and see what's happening!
>>719331
>her top half is still sticking out
You can't make me!
It's gonna be good for their relationship!
No.719338
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>>719326
Rule 4! All Chaldean emissaries must be mentally sound to be cleared for active duty!
>WHAM
There is nothing wrong with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
>>719328
Then that means cats can do all sorts of things!
Like do taxes together! Or die in car crashes!
No.719339
>>719333
Who're you.
>>719336
His timestop is mine.
No.719340
>>719337
I'm enjoying all of this
>>719338
expect this! STOP HITTING ME!
No.719341
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>>719338
What does this have to do with new years?
No.719342
>>719337
I can't? You don't seem to understand.
>the portal just pulls her in
You're just the wind. I'm anti-Creation.
In the grand scale of things... you just don't measure up.
No.719343
>>719335
>W H O A
Kid, what the fuck?! Suicide bombing's not the way to do it!
No.719344
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>>719340
>struggling with the zipper that's sucking her in
Hey, help me outhere!
>>719342
>wind holding the zipper open for every second she can keep it
How long do I have to stay in here?
No.719345
>>719336
>smirks
Hopefully I won't disappoint.
>>719339
Didn't I tell you already? Name's Blade. The Daywalker.
No.719346
>>719340
I CAN'T STOP UNTIL YOU SAY YOU ARE SATISFIED WITH YOUR BRUISES
>arms pop out of the shield
>ATATATATAATATATATATATA
YOU ARE ALREADY PROTECTED
>>719341
>...
>[sweating]
Lots of things! Like...erm...
>cats can celebrate too
>no, that's dumb
What does it...not have to do with New Years?
>perfect
No.719347
>>719344
no
>>719346
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow lower...ow ow ow ow ow ow
No.719348
>>719344
>that'd be a whopping "not a single one"
>zzzzzip
>at least there's a burning sensation in the back of Janna's head
>you get the feeling it'll be a while
No.719349
>>719346
Cats don't celebrate new years since they have a different calendar system
No.719350
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>>719339
Is that so? And how long can you do it for?
>>719345
I'd like to see what that Brando could do, too.
No.719351
>Bounces into the room to see the chaos.
No.719352
>>719348
ya know I gotta ask, why is she being punished?
>still getting pelted by Shielder
No.719353
>>719352
Because I wanted to see her lose her legs and she ran away like a coward.
It was going to be fun and it got ruined.
No.719355
>>719347
I see now this is not the way!
>points out to a star
VEGA, HEAR M-
...Oh, that's not Vega.
>adjusts
>tosses the shield away
Mastery of all other weapons, including weaponized-massage, that's what it means to be a Shielder!
>grows ARMS
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>719349
B-But I already bought the office cat a new bowl!
What if I give it to him on their National Bowl Hating and Shoot Mashu Day!? It'll be terrible!
No.719357
>>719353
......that is a good point, did you see when he chomped off that dudes dick!? shit was great!
No.719358
No.719359
>>719357
That was hilarious.
No.719360
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>>719345
>
Right.
>>719350
Five seconds.
No.719361
>>719343
>don'ttellmewhattodo.txt
Why does it matter. I'll just come back the next day like I always do, and no one will remember it even happened. At least like this...I can try to stop the problem.
No.719362
>>719355
>you blew up his head with your arms
>>719359
>hold on spirit wrecking the red guy
No.719365
>>719350
He'll be a challenge, that's for sure.
>>719351
>u wot m8
>>719360
I was born like this 'cause a vampire decided to bite my mom right before I was born. I've got all their strengths, none of their weaknesses.
No.719366
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>>719351
>yes
>into the room full of undead killers
...
>>719360
So between us we have ten seconds of stopped time...
>>719365
A real test. It's been too long.
No.719367
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>>719361
>attention: grabbed
So, you can't stay dead either.
No.719368
>>719365
>M8 I'll be hopping. I'll be bouncing.
A vampire?
No.719369
>>719362
SHINING
BURNING
HAPPY ENDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
>trips
>faceplant into the shield
...owwwww
No.719370
>>719366
>Don't hurt the innocent hopping girl. ;-;
Boo!
No.719371
>>719369
>head reforms
>>719370
HA! dumb ass!
No.719372
>>719365
>...
>...
>nod
>>719366
We need more.
>timu stoppus away
No.719373
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>>719370
>just kinda
>reflexively smashes her face in with Vampire Killer
>which destroys all undead indiscriminately
Damned zombies.
>>719372
>fuggin jeez
Reticent.
No.719374
>flapflap
There you are you blue loser!
>"...?"
Where the hell have you been! Master's furious!
>"I told him where I'd be."
You said "I'm going out" and left, that doesn't count!
>"Don't you have better people to annoy?"
No.719375
>>719366
Same. It's been a while since I've fought a vampire that didn't go down in under a minute.
>>719368
Half-vampire. And you're a jiangshi.
>>719372
Seems like my reputation didn't spread very far out here.
No.719376
>>719371
>gasp
A timeloop! This looks like a job for mild-mannered scientist Mashu Kyrielight!
>spins around
>...
>shuffles over to a corner
>CHANGING SEQUENCE
My bra's on backwards...
>>719374
Oh no! Subjects to...subjectify, and nothing big and convenient to hide under!
>blinking neon lines around the shield
No.719377
>>719371
I am not stupid!
>>719373
>Dies again after it took so long for master to create a new body.
No.719378
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>>719367
No, I can't. Every day I die, and the next morning I wake up and it's like nothing ever happened. I just wait, on edge for what freak occurence is inevitably going to snuff me.
...but it's fine. I'm putting it to good use. Blow up the criminal scum and they never remember me. At least now I'm dying with purpose...
No.719379
>>719375
>A dead Jiangshi ;-;
No.719380
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>>719376
I didn't need to know that
>>719377
could have fooled me
No.719381
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>>719375
Dracula was always a pain to defeat. Still, it's been 35 years.
>>719377
>such is life as an undead
No.719382
>>719374
>both look over at the neon shield
Should we-
>"Don't bother."
Right... Anyway you better get home right away! Big sis might finally be summoning someone so everyone should be there!
>flies off
>"I distinctly remember Master saying something about not mentioning stuff like that out loud..."
No.719383
>>719378
I can't die either, but it doesn't usually take me a whole day to get back up.
>
Don't you think it'd be better to learn how to fight instead of just blowing yourself up?
No.719384
>>719380
Exposition! Very expensive!
>>719382
>whispering far too loudly
Another clue! What game is afoot, and are the rules too hard?
Tune in tonight, on...MASHU
>quiet cheering
No.719385
>>719379
>welp, sucks to be you
>>719381
Gonna be hard to keep up with the guy who took down Drac himself.
No.719386
>>719384
>peeking over the shield
What the hell are you on about now?
No.719387
>>719384
shouldn't you fallow them?
No.719388
File: 1451458152131.png (185.96 KB, 725x643, 725:643, tumblr_nwrgxy9Nyu1uq2rajo3….png)
So this is what a hiatus feels like.
No.719389
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>>719385
I'm well past my prime. To be honest, Ripple training and my werewolf blood are the only things keeping me going the way I am.
No.719390
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>>719386
>jolts
>Mashu's coloring jumps a foot in the air, leaving a black and white outline, before returning
ACK!
>
Ohhhh, that hurt.
>>719387
But I haven't even planted the new crops for this spring!
And I just remembered something else really important!
No.719391
File: 1451458316481.jpg (294.95 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-e35a0a07e05fc0e6987….jpg)
>another summoning huh...
No.719392
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>>719383
...I don't regenerate. I die, and the next thing I see is the sun coming up.
>shakes his head
I'm not super strong, or durable, or fast. I'm just me. But I have a duty to use what little I have to help people. So...
>defeated look
No.719393
>>719389
No complaints here, long as you still pull your weight.
No.719394
>>719390
I'm going to hate myself for asking, what?
No.719395
File: 1451458434051.jpg (43.51 KB, 679x960, 679:960, Tumblr_mrxjeufJRI1s2ut1zo2….jpg)
>>719393
I'm still the strongest Belmont who ever lived.
No.719396
>writing a complaint letter to Longhorn Steakhouse HQ
No.719397
>>719392
Not all heroes have powers, kid. I'm not gonna talk you out of helping people, but it wouldn't hurt for you to learn a few things first.
No.719398
>>719394
I'M NOT A FARMER!
No.719399
>buried in "congratulations for getting off the boat letters"
...
...
...
I can't read.
No.719400
>>719397
>...
>a bit of the saltiness dies
Things like what.
No.719401
File: 1451458833882.jpg (107.47 KB, 830x572, 415:286, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-92131….jpg)
>>719398
good you can be the Sharif
No.719403
>>719400
How to fight. How to survive. If I die, I can get back up right where I'm at, but you'll end up at home if you go down. So you've got to learn to stay alive for as long as possible.
No.719404
>>719402
>squinting at the sign
What's it say.
No.719405
>>719395
'Course you are. Only the best could take down someone like Dio.
No.719406
>>719401
>!
An opportunity like this...only comes around once in a lifetime!
>snappy salute
First the silver screen, then the White House!
No.719408
>>719406
sure ya do that
>back flips out the window
No.719409
File: 1451459194992.png (249.42 KB, 550x1008, 275:504, asdsaujznxc_by_iosue-d9agx….png)
>>719405
I don't intend to do that. Just help that boy deal with his "family business".
Maybe seal that vampire's soul away.
No.719410
>>719407
I don't know what that says.
>frown
No.719411
>>719409
Whatever keeps him from causing trouble. I doubt we could straight-up kill him anyhow.
No.719413
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>>719411
True enough... though my knowledge of magic seals might be worth something.
No.719414
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No.719415
>>719408
>starry eyed
President Kyrielight...yeah...
No.719416
File: 1451459426897.png (528.23 KB, 1280x1613, 1280:1613, tumblr_nq1tecPAs31rrjnq6o1….png)
>>719403
...
>rummages in his pockets for change
>working at Shitty City Wok doesn't provide much income
>holds out a crumpled five dollar bill and some change
I don't have a lot. But I can find a way. Show me, please...
No.719417
>>719390
>too used to this shit
Do I even want to know?
No.719418
>>719413
Let's hope so. Magic's more of Brother Voodoo's thing than mine.
No.719419
>>719414
And I dinnae ken carin' aboat somethin' that trivial.
>stupid muting rune malfunctioning
>how many of these do I have
>holds another one up
>it's a cow
No.719420
>>719416
No need to pay me. I've already got plenty of money. What do you feel like learning first?
No.719421
>>719419
>I know that one
Food.
>...
>I'm hungry now
>rummaging through his sack
No.719422
>>719417
LISTENING? ME? I WASN'T LISTENING!
>shield rolls up behind her
SHIELD! REASONABLE DOUBT MODE!
>the shield starts emptying Toys R Us spy devices everywhere
...nonononononono!
No.719423
File: 1451459939264.png (139.96 KB, 608x652, 152:163, 9f2192e23be226ec6614e3fb30….png)
>>719421
>TOUCHING MEEEEEEEE
>CHOMP on the hand
No.719424
>>719422
>kekus minoris
The hell's this stuff?
No.719425
>>719421
Wrong.
>Bolg get
>WHACK
>the rest primed to impale the sack
>>719423
>lolwut
No.719426
>>719424
N-Nothing!
>scrambling around
Pridwen, whyyyyy-
>"SPIDER-MAN TRIPLE ACTION WEB BLASTER"
Oh-
>"SPIDER-MAN TRIPLE ACTION WEB BLASTER"
No
>"SPIDER-MAN TRIPLE ACTION WEB BLASTER"
No.719427
>>719423
>metal hand bitten
>reeling out tinygirlfriend
What're you doing. That's not how you bite.
>>719425
>hurting my Mordred
>Balor-tier glare
Don't.
No.719428
>>719420
Moon Knight, can you give this to Jason if you see him when you're not busy? It's my apology to him for teasing him earlier.
>Holding a present in my hand.
No.719429
No.719430
No.719431
File: 1451460251257.jpg (161.82 KB, 1280x1350, 128:135, tumblr_nbzcicoVo71side0to1….jpg)
>>719420
>for the first time in years, HOPE can be felt
...combat. I need to learn how to hit harder. Distracting my enemies with firecrackers only helps so much.
>apprehensively glances at the clock
I'll return tomorrow night. Thank you, Moon Knight.
>nyoooom
No.719432
File: 1451460283022.jpg (161.82 KB, 1280x1350, 128:135, tumblr_nbzcicoVo71side0to1….jpg)
>>719420
>for the first time in years, HOPE can be felt
...combat. I need to learn how to hit harder. Distracting my enemies with firecrackers only helps so much.
>apprehensively glances at the clock
I'll return tomorrow night. Thank you, Moon Knight.
>nyoooom