No.718904
Meanwhile at the Steak House
No.718908
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oh god don't let me be late!
No.718913
>>718908
Hey! Hey Flash! What're you doin' here?
>oh no, Flash
>Eddie's here
No.718915
>>718913
>CRAP!
heeeeeey Eddie.....what are you doing here?
No.718917
>>718915
I asked fiiiiiirst!
No.718919
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>>718917
>be cool Flash, it's just Eddie
waiting for my date
>yep you're not super late and she left before you
No.718923
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>>718919
You got yourself a date? Hot damn, Flash it's about time!
She keeping you waiting?
You can sit with me while you wait!
>THIRD WHEEL WARNING
>THIRD WHEEL WARNING
No.718925
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>>718922
>shit
>SHIT
>say something!
......I fell out of a floating base
>>718923
NO! no that's fine, she's here....and looking kinda pissed.....
>looking at all the bent spoons
vary pissed
No.718928
>>718925
>pats him on the back
>basically slapping him on the back
Ahhhh, that's great!
If you need advice, I'll be right here!
I'm a married man for a reason.
No.718931
>>718928
hrk!....thanks Eddie.....
No.718932
>>718925
Did you now.
>pops the last bite of steak into her mouth
Sit, have a drink.
No.718933
>>718931
>cheesy grin
>big thumbs up
Knock 'er dead!
...that's a metaphor, don't actually do that.
That's bad date etiquette.
No.718936
>>718933
......thanks for the tip
>>718932
yeah Carnage and some gun lady
>don't say you lost control
>sHe cAn hEaR yOu
>shut uuuuup!
No.718941
>>718939
>you know what
>Eddie isn't so bad
>why is it he gets such a bad wrap?
No.718942
>>718941
>here's why
>he got a sandwich
>at a steakhouse
No.718944
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>>718942
>who eats a sandwich at a steakhose!?
>what kind of person does that!?
>what the hell Eddie!?
No.718946
>>718936
It's fine.
>levitates a napkin and dabs at her face
What gun lady?
No.718948
>>718946
>wwwwwoooooo bullet dodged
don't know, she was friends with Carnage....how was your steak?
No.718949
>>718944
>just kinda...shoves it in his mouth
>the whole thing
>his jaw unhinged like a snake
No.718951
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>>718949
>god damn Eddie
>there are children here
>what is wrong with you man?
No.718959
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>>718951
>jaw rehinges
Well that was pretty good.
No.718960
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>>718959
.......I'm sure it was
No.718961
>>718948
It was fine. Might try blue next time.
>...
Carnage has friends...?
No.718962
>>718960
Yep!
...hey you didn't get any steak.
No.718966
>>718961
he has a side kick, two wives, and a daughter....as well as being known for hanging around other super villains
No.718969
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>>718966
>...
>he bred with someone?
Mm. You should have told me you were having problems.
No.718972
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>>718969
no no it's fine, come on I don't want to see you get into any danger
>>718962
that's fine Eddie
No.718973
>>718972
C'moooon, I'll buy ya one!
No.718975
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>>718972
What did I tell you about seeing me as weak.
>harumph
But fine. I'll stay away from them.
No.718976
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>>718973
no Eddie that's fine really
No.718982
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>>718975
no I swear it's not that!....I just....I really can't stand the idea of you getting hurt because of me......I know you're powerful and have you pokemon and all of that but.....I'm afraid Sabrina, not a day goes by that I'm not afraid that one of the nut jobs I take down don't get lucky and find you or that I.....I lose control.....again.......
No.718988
>>718986
Alright, if you say so.
I'll be here if you do, though!
No.718990
>>718988
thanks Eddie.....
No.718995
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>>718990
No problem, hope i'm not interrupting anything.
No.718996
>>718995
....no Eddie, you're fine
No.718997
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>>718982
>lose control again
>you're hitting too close to home, Flash
...I know how it feels. But eventually...you need to have faith. Illogical as it may be.
No.718998
>>718996
Good!
So you doin' alright?
No.719000
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>>718997
......do you trust me?
>>718998
depends
No.719003
>>719002
a lot of things.....but I think I'll manage
No.719004
>>719000
Do I trust you.
>pause
Trust isn't something that comes naturally to me. For many reasons. And sometimes I may come off as distant for it. But...
>nods slowly
Yes. I do.
No.719008
>>719004
.....then if you really want to help me on my missions and.....if I do lose control I'm counting on you to either put me down or get someone who will.......how about it partner?
>>719007
I shot Carnage out a window with a grenade....just heads up he'll be salty
No.719011
>>719008
I knew he would be.
No.719013
>>719011
and now you know why between him yelling
No.719015
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>>719008
There are ways to pacify your...tenant that don't involve killing you. But if it comes down to it, I will do it. For you.
>bows her head
No.719016
>>719013
I'll be cautious, then!
No.719017
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>>719015
thanks honey.....heh if we're working together you'll need to meet my side kick, I tried to introduce you during the X-mes party but she kept getting into fights with the other Spider Girls
No.719019
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>>719016
I'm sure he'll yell and rant until Mado chills him out
No.719029
>>719017
We don't talk about the Christmas party. But...I would not object to meeting them.
No.719030
>>719019
And I'll be ignoring him!
No.719031
>>719029
>puts a hand on hers
you were still vary adorable during it
No.719033
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>>719030
sounds good, you seen my side kick around?
No.719034
>>719031
...
>reddens slightly
An off-key rendition of "Singing in the Rain" and vomiting into a talking raccoon's helmet does not qualify as cute.
No.719035
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No.719037
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>>719034
and when you giggled at Peter's joke....you do have a cute laugh
>>719035
damn, going to massage her soon
No.719042
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No.719046
>>719037
>the public displays of affection
>it's too sweet
...silver-tongued...rassum frassum...
No.719050
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>>719046
>what's that touching your leg under the table!?
okay I take it back....your pouty face is cuter
>>719042
>sends a text
No.719051
>>719050
>text reply
>"what do you want, coach?"
No.719053
>>719051
>with GF, want you to meet her, at Steak house Pete suggested
No.719057
>>719053
>"be there in a minute"
No.719064
>>719050
>grabs the offending...whatever it is with TK
>brutal squeeze
I am not pouting.
>her bottom lip pokes out
No.719065
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>>719058
>suddenly there
Sup, coach?
No.719069
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>>719064
>kisses those lips
better?
>you have a tendril
>seems something likes you
>>719065
oh hey Andrea
Andrea this is Sabrina
Sabrina this is Andrea aka Mania
No.719075
>>719069
>tentacles in public
>VERBOTEN
...better.
>softens her grip
>>719065
Pleased to meet you. I didn't know he was a coach...
No.719076
>>719069
Well congrats on baggin' yourself a girlfriend.
>>719075
Well he was at one point.
No.719078
>>719075
yeeeeaaahhh I coached at a high school......we really need to sit down a talk about stuff soon
>>719076
......thanks kid
No.719087
>>719078
No problem, you deserve it.
No.719088
>>719087
oh....thanks kid, so Sabrina is going to help us out now, she has psychic powers
No.719092
>>719088
You got a girlfriend who can read your mind?!
No.719093
>>719092
...yyyyeeeesssss?
No.719095
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>>719093
I hope you haven't been thinking about her like...naked or anything.
No.719097
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No.719100
>>719097
Hey, if I could read my boyfriend's mind, that's the first thing I'd wanna find out.
I just wonder if that's a compliment or something to be offended by if your boyfriend does imagine you naked...
No.719105
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>>719100
I don't imagine her naked!
No.719117
>>719116
....yes, I'm pretty sure I would know
No.719119
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>>719117
Alright, man. I'll take your word for it but...
No.719125
>>719123
It didn't even come up in this conversation?
No.719130
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>>719125
......can we change subject?
No.719131
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>>719130
Okay!
...seriously though she can read your every thought.
No.719134
>>719131
yes, that's her power, kinda like the X-men who make Iceman gay only not as bad
No.719136
>>719134
Right, well have fun with that.
No.719137
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>>719136
hey hey, she's part of our group kid!
No.719140
>>719137
I'm gonna have to get involved?
No.719142
>>719140
you can try being nice to her, I'm nice to Beetle
No.719144
>wind starts to swirl around the steakhouse
>She's coming!
No.719145
>>719142
Alright, alright! Geez.
>>719144
>[loud groaning]
No.719146
>>719145
>Wait I didn't mean to spoiler that
>I FUCKED MY TAGS UP
No.719147
>>719144
>this is a public place!
>also phrasing
huh?
>>719145
come on, when's the last time I've been this happy?
>thinks back to hang gliding with Peter
No.719149
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>the doors burst open
>Janna floats in
Stumpy!
No.719150
>>719147
Uhhhhhhhhh...
Hmm.
>>719149
Noooooooooooo.
Augh god.
No.719151
>>719149
do NOT call me that!
No.719154
>>719150
and annoying wind girl aside I am happy
No.719155
>>719151
>floats over
Meltyface told me that you have a girlfriend now!
>>719150
Are you the girlfriend?
I thought you were just a sidekick!
No.719156
>>719154
Well I'm not.
>>719155
Ew, no!
No.719157
>>719155
that IS my side kick, my girlfriend went to the bathroom
No.719161
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>>719156
>>719157
Oh come on, you'd be so cute together!
No.719162
>>719156
humor her, maybe when Sabrina gets back she can make her think we left
>>719161
ew, I'm like 12-15 years older then her!
No.719163
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>>719161
Already dating, besides he's too old for me you weirdo.
>>719162
But I don't want to!
No.719165
>>719163
don't leave me with her......
No.719166
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>>719162
My cousin married someone 13 years older than her and she is perfectly happy!
>>719163
you have a boyfriend?!
No.719167
>>719165
Ffffffffine.
>>719166
Yes! Gawd!
No.719168
>>719166
and thank god I'm not your cousin
No.719171
>>719167
Is he cute?
>>719168
But she's the best!
No.719173
>>719167
do you think she hears real words?
>>719171
good for her, why are you here?
No.719174
>>719171
I don't have to tell you anything.
>>719173
I'm surprised she can talk.
No.719176
>>719174
you want to know what I never want you to act like.......here we are
No.719178
>>719173
Meltyface sent me!
>>719174
aww, come oooon!~
>>719177
Is this her?!
No.719180
>>719177
>OH THANK GOD!
Sabrina!.....I don't know why this wind lady is here
>>719178
of course he did....and yes this is her
No.719181
>>719176
I wish we weren't.
>>719177
Oh hey, you came back just in time.
>>719178
No.
No.719183
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>>719181
you and me both kid.....
No.719184
>>719180
Why else would I be here?
She's cute!
>>719181
You know you wanna!
No.719187
>>719184
because I'm on a date and only asked my side kick to show up so that she and my girlfriend could introduce each other
No.719190
>>719178
>is it me that you're looking for
What.
>>719181
Is...she trying to pair off my date with you...?
>>719180
>tries to read her mind
>that birdbrain is so small she can't get a read on it properly
>[sweat]
For what purpose.
No.719192
>>719190
I don't know honey....I just don't know......
No.719194
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>>719183
But we have to be here.
For some reason.
>>719184
No I don't.
>>719190
I-I don't know, I'm trying to drown her out.
No.719195
>>719187
Yes!
You're suuuper cute!
>>719187
I couldn't miss seeing stumpy's girlfriend!
I just couldn't!
>>719194
Why nooot?
No.719196
>>719194
Carnage sent her.....
>>719195
one more time STOP CALLING ME THAT!
No.719202
>>719199
better!....I'd like to....stay in control......
No.719207
>>719202
What could take over?
I thought your symbiote was dead.
No.719209
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>>719207
no...it's VARY much alive
No.719210
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>>719192
Relax.
>if she calls you that name one more time there will be problems
>simmering silently
>>719194
I'm sure it's a...misunderstanding.
>>719195
Get an eyeful, then.
No.719211
>>719210
hhhhrrrrrr.....sorry
No.719214
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>>719209
Who's was dead?
Was it whitie's?
>>719210
>eyes wide open
>staring at you
No.719215
>>719195
Because I don't like you.
>>719196
What a shock.
Really.
>>719210
Hah!
I wish...
No.719217
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>>719214
yes....that was Eddie's
>>719215
next time we kick his face in together
No.719221
>>719215
that's what meltyface says every time, but he still tells me plenty!
>>719217
You learn something new every day!
No.719223
>>719221
.....Carnage does hate you, in fact he sent you here to get you away from him
No.719226
>>719223
But he said he hates you more!
He sent me here to annoy you!
No.719227
>>719211
>pats his hand calmly
>you're in control
>>719214
...
>sweating intensifies
Are you finished...?
No.719229
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>>719217
That oughta be fun.
>>719221
Yeah, well you'll get nothin' outta me.
No.719232
>>719227
>oh that feels gooood
too bad she didn't get a eye full of your abs huh?
>>719229
I'll hold him, you kick
>>719226
let that sink in......
No.719237
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>>719227
>blinks then sits down
Yep!
How did Venom end up with a cutie like you?
>>719229
I'll figure it out eventually~
>>719232
The secondary objective may have been to get rid of me, but the primary was to annoy you!
No.719238
>>719237
and is that a good thing?
No.719239
>>719232
I'll make my boots extra sharp.
>>719237
Whatever.
No.719241
>>719239
I'll make sure to let you run him over after words
No.719244
>>719238
Sure, I got to do what he wanted and see your girlfriend at the same time. two birds with one stone.
>>719239
I'll get meltyface's help!
>>719240
>strong wind still moving around the steakhouse
No.719246
>>719244
....did you just say you'll get Carnage who hates you help?
No.719248
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>>719241
I can drive the car?!
>>719244
No you won't.
He hates you probably more than I do.
No.719251
>>719248
you sure can....right over Carnage's spine
No.719252
>>719246
Shush, it's a love-hate relationship~
>>719248
yeah, but he hates your boss more than he hates me. Common goals and stuff!
No.719253
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>>719252
I'm sure he just hates you
No.719254
>>719251
Yesssss!
>>719252
That's not how it works, stupid.
No.719255
>>719253
But I don't hate him!
He's as fun to mess with as you are~
>>719254
Sure it is!
No.719257
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>>719232
>flushes
...physical strength is every b-bit as important as...
>covers her face
>stop mocking meeeee
>>719237
>ahem
His name is Flash...and we met-
>...
>frowns
How did we meet...?
No.719258
What an overpriced ribeye.
No.719260
>>719255
I can fix that.....
>>719257
it's still hot, and we met at the base when you were looking for legendary pokemon
No.719263
>>719257
I only call him that other name because it is easier to remember.
>smiles
That is probably something you should remember~
>>719260
Naaaw, it's fiiine
>winks
>>719261
It has been working so far!
No.719267
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No.719268
>>719263
Carnage calls me that as a insult, I hate that name, you think I LIKE being reminded I lost my legs!? YOU THINK I ENJOY BEING A CRIPPLE!? YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!?
No.719269
>>719266
>it's actually just a booderflai this time
>flapflap
No.719271
>>719269
A butterfly indoors.
The manager should really know about this.
No.719273
No.719274
>>719268
>blinkblink
>backing away slowly
biochemical legs can be much better than actual legs, it could be a good thing!
>>719267
...I think we might have a problem
No.719276
>>719274
HOW ABOUT I BITE OFF YOUR LEGS AND WE FIND OUT!
No.719278
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>>719274
Correction, you have a problem.
No.719279
>>719276
>backing away faster
Nooo, I think we're ok without that.
I'm just saying that it might be easier if you didn't think of it as such a tragedy.
>>719278
ummm
does he have an off switch?
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>>719279
Don't know, I try to not let him get this mad.
Well would you look at the time.
>walks out the front door
No.719282
>>719279
YOU THINK MY LIFE IS A JOKE!? SOMETHING YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF!? IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK!?
No.719285
>>719281
Good idea
>>719282
It's just friendly teasing, nothing to get that mad about!
I-uh.. I gotta go do.. something!
>flies out
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>>719285
>heavy breathing
>oh crap I was on a date!
oh no.....
No.719300
Sabrina?.....I......ah damnit
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>>719300
>git u a hug from behind
...
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>>719322
I know.
>...
To be entirely fair I was fairly close to closing off her air supply for a few minutes
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>>719332
.....
>leans his head into her
I love you
No.719354
>>719334
>stunned silence
>eventually pats the top of his head slowly
I love you, too.
>you're going to hurt me now aren't you
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>>719354
>wait is it
>oh god here it is
>they are doping the passionate kiss
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>>719354
>>719354
>wait is it
>oh god here it is
>they are doping the passionate kiss