No.719434
>it's beginning to look a lot like murder
No.719437
>>719428
>takes the present
Sure, Sakuya. What's in here, anyway?
>>719431
>a y y
Take care, Mysterion.
>Sooo... did you just get a new sidekick, or what?
>He's not a sidekick.
>Then what is he?
>...No comment.
No.719438
>>719427
>rrrrrRRRRRRRRR
>drops
>climbs back into the sack
No.719439
>oh, it's Mordred's event
>good for her
>wait the final boss is-
>
>
>
Oh.
No.719440
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>>719427
>it's like you don't even know who I am
Aye?
No.719441
>>719438
>hand back in
>dried mutton get
>yes
>om
>internally satisfied
>externally Guts
>>719439
>what's that dumb rectangle Saber has
>>719440
>are you Griffith
>no?
>didn't think so
Leave her alone.
No.719442
>>719441
>eyebrow raised
That so?
Ye'd stand in the way ay a hunter and her prey, boy.
>
...Nae. No that yin.
No.719443
File: 1451461158194.png (1016.66 KB, 683x950, 683:950, e0e8387a710325e7d2b965ae5b….png)
>>719426
>spraying the webs everywhere
No.719444
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>>719441
>I don't even remember ever being so...
>big
>good lord is that Llamrei
...
>manifests Ron for a second
Hm.
No.719445
>>719442
I'd have to kill you for trying.
>That'll be fun. won't it? But then you're letting Mordred tie you down like Caska. We have revenge to be getting to, remember?
>grunt
>satisfied by the decision not to
>>719444
>that's a dumb spear
>spears are dumb
No.719446
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>>719443
>chasing after the strings
N-No don't! If they get in my hair-
>sploosh
>l e w d
Oh...
>[incoming Codec call]
Eh?
>Mashu, are you there?
D-Doctor Roman?
No.719447
File: 1451461436563.jpg (45.39 KB, 250x262, 125:131, tumblr_lz1p2tglDR1r2svx6o2….jpg)
>>719445
>...or is it Hengroen
>turning the phone over and over
>
>waitwhyamIstillholdingthis
>Ron awaaaay
>uh
Guts?
No.719448
>>719445
If ye could.
>?
>I spy with my Eye of the Mind
>some fuckery
No.719449
>>719447
What's that.
>pointing at the phone
>>719448
Why not. Killed everything else in front of me.
>Attaboy.
...
>Don't tell me you're growing soft, Guts.
No.719450
>>719446
Ahahaha!
>running wild with the spray
No.719451
>>719449
Dinnae be sae quick tae gi up.
>>719450
>just shakes her head
>gone
No.719452
>>719450
>Mashu, what's going on over there?
Well-
>Especially after Solomon. We need all hands on deck and not off playing make believe.
But I-
>This is SERIOUS ghost fighting business, you understand.
Um-
>Just remember the basics of CEs and you'll be fine.
>[Codec end]
>sprayed in the mouth with web
>sighs
No.719453
File: 1451462167466.jpg (250.48 KB, 500x706, 250:353, _fate__saber_by_zaphylla-d….jpg)
>>719449
Artistic license...
>puts the phone away
You're back.
No.719454
>>719451
...I don't understand.
>You don't need to. In this world, it's kill or be killed. All you have to do is kill them first.
...
>You're gonna need that fire in your belly if you wanna make Griffith pay. You make me stronger, I make you stronger. Without you, I'd be weak. And without me? You'd be dead.
...Talk too much.
>You talk too little.
>>719453
...What's an artistic license.
>
I got off the boat.
No.719455
File: 1451462236242.jpg (319.79 KB, 600x1297, 600:1297, f9562cc06c1c7709e3300b04ee….jpg)
>>719451
><3
>>719452
Where the hell do you get your hands on these things?
>having a little too much fun
No.719456
>>719454
Something most of us have a close understanding with.
>?
But weren't you just here...?
No.719457
No.719458
File: 1451462404966.jpg (187.57 KB, 850x691, 850:691, sample-3d6b5d4815df88760ad….jpg)
>>719456
No.
>
Tiny you is weird.
No.719459
File: 1451462472067.jpg (355.79 KB, 728x1034, 364:517, d029bd306a362111488f5e4806….jpg)
>>719455
Um-
>don't tell him about us, Mashu
>don't tell him about the shield
T-The shield has a...storage compartment.
>cough
Very spacious! Good for all kinds of t-things.
>lightsaber falls out of the shield
P-Pridwen!
No.719460
>>719458
I did the best parenting job I could, frankly.
Though what with starting wars with me and myself generally being absentee, it didn't work out so well.
>
She's not in jail again, is she.
No.719461
>>719460
How would I know.
>points to the pile of letters he was previously under
I can't read them.
No.719462
>>719461
>blink
Now that's a rather quaint form of non sequitor.
>picks a letter up
May I?
No.719463
>>719459
Now what's this shiny-
>BZZOW
Whoa!
>drops the saber
Now that's cool.
No.719464
>>719462
...
>plops down
Fine.
No.719465
File: 1451462869128.jpg (224.19 KB, 477x716, 477:716, sakuya_isn_t_wearing_a_bra.jpg)
>>719437
It's a red mask and some emeralds. I don't know what he likes and I am afraid he would shoot me if I asked. That or his girlfriend might try eatting me.
No.719466
>>719463
>watches the saber cut through the floor
>and fall into the swamp
There goes my deposit...
>!
Oh!
>ahem
By the power bested in this Mashu, on orders from Chaldean Security Organization-
>POSE
Shielder has officially entered the fray!
No.719467
No.719468
File: 1451463119084.png (509.19 KB, 750x676, 375:338, 911f2853302c43dae6a8d24885….png)
>>719464
>rips it open
>clears throat
Guts-...
>
Right, that's a little uncalled for.
>tosses it aside
Next.
No.719469
>>719466
>looking around
Huh? We fighitng someone?
No.719470
>>719468
...?
>eyeing the one that fell
No.719471
>>719469
>just like you practiced
>deep breath
JUSTIFIABLE SELF-DEFENSE RUSH
>[We have no idea if this counts as self-defense but she's saying it anyway. Mashu's secret technique]
>WHAMWHAMWHAMWHAM
No.719472
>>719470
It's hard to imagine these people having that kind of free time.
>new letter get
>"GUTS I'LL SEND YOU TO HELL"
>...
>do I lie
Your fanbase seems to have a hard time grasping the art of compliments.
No.719473
>>719472
I don't understand.
No.719474
>>719473
>glances at the audience
I had a funny feeling you'd say that.
Tell me, Guts. Have you killed anyone recently? Entire villages, perhaps?
Otherwise this all seems a little unwarranted out of context.
>
It's bad, by the way.
No.719475
File: 1451463595811.png (537.21 KB, 711x800, 711:800, 151025bf616cb1e1c30449efc2….png)
>>719471
Wha-
>OWOWOWOWOOWOW
No.719476
>>719474
>blink
I got tossed around a lot and then I got mad.
>that's a "yes"
>collateral damage
No.719477
File: 1451463742598.jpg (94.32 KB, 850x478, 425:239, sample-2018904cdfe7aa695be….jpg)
>>719475
Victory for Chaldea! Victory for the Grand Order!
>Cu's totally fine
>?
Oh no, I had Wall of Chalk still on!
>fiddling with gigashield
How do I turn this o-
>distant car alarm
My Chevy!
No.719478
File: 1451463979359.jpg (64.93 KB, 199x603, 199:603, 808101901b8e46d65132c7f716….jpg)
>>719476
Ah.
Still want me to read them? There are more constructive things we could be doing.
Like watching the paint dry.
No.719479
>>719477
>i could I sworn I was in horrific pain
They pay you enough for a car?!
No.719480
File: 1451464098109.jpg (653.82 KB, 750x762, 125:127, tumblr_nnzxfdZD1Y1s87j82o1….jpg)
>>719478
That's stupid.
>
I wanna hit something.
No.719481
>>719479
I'm a Demi-Servant!
>nodnod
I only got half of the company's allotment for automotive transportation!
...At least senpai was nice enough to pay for my car building school so I could drive places.
No.719482
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>>719480
A natural enough progression of events, knowing you.
>KARIBAH is go
I could use the practice
No.719484
>>719483
>wait you mean he wasn't being facetious
>WHAMMU
No.719485
H-hey, is nobody concerned about the murder?!
No.719486
File: 1451464594776.jpg (169.06 KB, 721x565, 721:565, tumblr_neanmmGH2U1rtuqolo1….jpg)
>>719484
>uh
>was he not ready
...
>cracks a childish smile
Seriously...? Haha.
No.719487
File: 1451464635787.jpg (256.11 KB, 500x267, 500:267, 7d5a60822777bad52d2fdb54f4….jpg)
No.719488
>>719486
>pops up
>grinning
Dangerous thinking, my friend.
>tosses holyswood away
>it disappears before impact
You know, they used to call me the Bear back in the day for my right hook.
No.719490
>>719487
>manages to spot binocular guy
What are you looking at?
Are you the murderer?!
No.719491
File: 1451464955812.gif (497.01 KB, 500x278, 250:139, tumblr_lxg6bliYGm1qej54bo1….gif)
No.719492
File: 1451464957667.png (451.58 KB, 600x851, 600:851, tumblr_ni1cneoEu61rtuqolo1….png)
>>719488
It's not more dangerous than any other night.
>sheds his armor
I don't like to fight fair, but you're different.
>
Come at me.
No.719493
File: 1451465100204.png (172.24 KB, 500x689, 500:689, tumblr_ndg49woEml1trqwpao1….png)
>>719492
You and I have two different interpretations of fair if it means I'm the one with the handicap.
But I accept your hospitality, with my own stipulation.
>tucks an arm behind his back
>zip
No.719494
>>719481
Dude I get barely enough to pay groceries.
No.719495
File: 1451465189001.png (335.64 KB, 500x463, 500:463, tumblr_ngqyeg10sX1qm2zt6o1….png)
>>719493
You fought the gay Lancer with one hand.
>CHAAAAARGE
No.719496
File: 1451465358262.jpg (647.27 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, f481e0c956a9f882a573e5d78e….jpg)
>>719494
T-That was also the...last time senpai paid for anything for me.
>rubs her tummy
Only a few more years of ramen...!
No.719497
>>719489
That's what it seems like!
>>719491
Hey!
Stop!
Who are you talking to?!
No.719498
>>719495
I fought a gay Lancer?
>THEY CALL ME THE BEAR OF CAERLAVEROCK
>I FOUGHT TO DEFEND THESE ARMS
>PAWNCH
No.719499
>>719497
I apologize but what murder would you be talking aboutm
No.719500
>>719498
Always hiding from women.
>I KILLED A WOLFPACK WITH MY BARE HANDS WHILE BLEEDING OUT WHEN I WAS A BOY
>BRING IT
>C-C-C-CROSS COUNTAH
No.719501
>>719496
>feel status: bad
Want something to eat?
No.719502
No.719503
>>719500
There's a marginally good reason for that.
>I CHASED A GROUP OF FUCKING SAXONS FOR SO LONG THEY KILLED THEMSEL-
>oh ok
>BEAMU STREAMU
No.719504
No.719505
>>719503
He's scared of his face.
>BUT DID YOU PUNCH THEM-
>wh-oh
>oh
>SHINRYUUUUKEN
No.719506
File: 1451466144136.jpg (492.94 KB, 800x566, 400:283, 2dd35bb71c7ca7b8aa13f41cc2….jpg)
>>719501
Yes
>throws herself at his feet
I don't have a lot to offer and I knock things over with my shield and people tell me I'm too sweaty but I might be able to give you extra time!
No.719507
>>719499
>starts to roll a little ball around in his hand
uhm, the one that it's starting to look like happened
>...
>looking at the gun
Do you really need that right now?
No.719508
>>719505
Well I did say it was marginal.
>HE'S GOING FOR IT AGAIN
>OH THE HUMANITY
No.719509
File: 1451466324995.png (804.01 KB, 1280x1277, 1280:1277, tumblr_nrv7ifSq8n1r5ywk8o1….png)
>>719508
I don't know what that word means.
>I'M GOING TO WRASSLE YOUR SHIT
>ONE HANDED
No.719510
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>>719507
Yes, you never know when someone may attack you here, and I am preparing myself for war.
No.719511
File: 1451466464020.jpg (121.44 KB, 300x647, 300:647, 9d5e8ad884a4b31dd1a2c5c984….jpg)
>>719509
>WRASSLING IN A PUNCH OUT
>D I S Q U A L I F I E D
And you know what gay means.
No.719512
File: 1451466484253.png (361.25 KB, 727x1098, 727:1098, jacuzzi_splot_by_maram_151….png)
>>719510
>blink
>tossing the ball up and down now
Couldn't you be a little more..
...discreet about it?
No.719513
File: 1451466487701.png (760.58 KB, 780x1000, 39:50, f6c346721b205c035005d9bfcf….png)
>>>719506
>my boots are soaked through
Get up, you.
>picks her up by the scruff
I know a good mexican joint near my place, let's go.
>slides out
No.719514
>>719511
It's short and easy to remember.
>DISQUALIFY THIS, REF
No.719515
File: 1451466569884.jpg (254.48 KB, 800x1085, 160:217, 7ba7cdd94c04de01618f006768….jpg)
>>719513
Don't take advantage of her.
>>719512
There is no reason to hide it. Only a coward hides his weapons.
No.719516
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>>719514
>echoes of Kanno
Ri-
>distracted
>WUMP
No.719517
File: 1451466728852.png (550.68 KB, 799x716, 799:716, tumblr_nv9djfW7Gp1rljy4lo1….png)
>>719516
...
>did I just punch him out
>nudgenudge
No.719518
File: 1451466729997.jpg (291.91 KB, 850x1270, 85:127, sample-60194feffe92deedd79….jpg)
>>719515
>back to rolling it around in his hand
You don't have to hid it, just quit pointing it at things!
No.719519
>>719517
>I've come to take you away, my King
>Morg-
>you wouldn't want the queen or Anna to find out, would you?
>aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.719520
File: 1451466941521.jpg (93.05 KB, 850x1189, 850:1189, sample-0e6744feaf1cfb1e44d….jpg)
>>719518
Boy, I've yet to point it at anyone. If you like I can point it right at your face.
No.719521
File: 1451467134739.jpg (261.79 KB, 1280x631, 1280:631, tumblr_nmjolfvtYF1svrrjho2….jpg)
>>719519
...
...
...
>um
>nudges harder
Don't die.
No.719522
>>719521
>uh
>wobbledy wobbledy wobbledy
Satisfied?
No.719523
File: 1451467246620.jpg (51.44 KB, 400x558, 200:279, 937070330dacfd5d2eb760afe4….jpg)
>>719520
>sigh
>...
I may have misjudged the situation
No.719524
>>719522
Never.
>indistinct Hellhound noises
But it's good enough.
No.719525
File: 1451467568625.jpg (87.19 KB, 850x604, 425:302, sample-58598d0cf710ba52046….jpg)
>>719523
>Points my assault rifle at you.
I am already being watched by two night hunters and I pissed off someone today. My patience is really thin right now.
No.719526
File: 1451467622775.jpg (219.83 KB, 600x723, 200:241, 335c99568831e9f507ea1d9419….jpg)
>>719524
Fortunate enough, especially for my face.
>...
The reminds me, I'll be fighting again soon.
>swood in hand again
It doesn't sit well with me.
No.719527
File: 1451467693087.jpg (71.28 KB, 500x443, 500:443, tumblr_nk1m5hLib21rtuqolo1….jpg)
>>719526
So kill them first.
>talking to the wrooooong guy for moral support
I guess I could do it.
No.719528
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>>719527
I've lived for 2000 years with my own reservations, and made do with them anyway.
One more won't hurt too much.
>grins
It's still my fight, after all.
But the possibility of destroying most of this country on accident is just a little alarming.
No.719529
>>719525
>lights the fuse
What good does that do?
I'm sorry for my earlier behavior.
No.719530
File: 1451467901897.png (392.78 KB, 500x409, 500:409, tumblr_nqbb92OGio1sbm5keo4….png)
>>719528
...
...
...
>this guy
Don't wanna go back on a boat.
No.719531
>>719530
I don't see why it's not easy enough to simply not go back on the boat.
You're one of those self-made men that follows no authority other than their own, correct?
I'd hate to come in between that.
No.719532
>>719531
If you blow it up, there won't be land.
No.719533
>>719532
Which is a big if, trust me.
It helps that I can't make any use of it whenever I felt like it. I owe it to my knights for having that kind of foresight.
>KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS
Where did you go on the boat?
No.719534
>>719529
>Lowers my weapon.
Good.
>Lays on a near by couch. Passes out on it.
No.719535
>>719534
>pinches the fuse
Goodnight ma'am
No.719536
File: 1451468544089.png (243.24 KB, 800x265, 160:53, tumblr_n0qub8s0Bi1qlgf30o4….png)
>>719533
Elf kingdom. Left my "party" there so they could watch Caska while her mind heals.
>...
>didn't wanna be around for the inevitable screamfest
>guh
No.719538
>>719537
Hidden by magic or something.
>shrug
>it's almost like Avalon
No.719539
>>719538
Elves in my experience have always been more fond of principalities.
Though there is that hill with the man on it...
>buh
No.719540
>>719539
It was just a forested island with a big fairy king guy.
>this is beginning to sound stupid
Caska will be better.
...
>slumps down and nods off, bigswood in hand
No.719541
>>719540
>mental note: ask Mordred about Caska
I suppose there must have been apples there too.
Everything else will be better too, God willing.
>...
>now I'm hungry
No.719542
>>719541
Here we go again, huh.
No.719543
>>719542
>[!]
Personally it's not my number one idea of a fun night.
>mmm, books
No.719544
>>719543
The missy doesn't want me to participate, can you believe that?
Somethin' about "saving me from my fate."
I mean, my luck's pretty abysmal but come on.
No.719546
File: 1451469654289.jpg (380.4 KB, 800x723, 800:723, 030b5ef79833abe2dca2943f74….jpg)
>>719544
Something tells me the status quo won't hold this time.
I have nothing against you this time, I'll wait to be engaged.
>>719545
>oh boy here we go
No.719547
>>719545
Someone looks like they've seen a ghost.
Or two.
>Cu making dad jokes
>HELP
>>719546
Eh? What's that about status quo?
No.719549
File: 1451469805898.jpg (166.07 KB, 650x671, 650:671, 0f10b191d2de38e141ef92704a….jpg)
>>719546
>black veins creeeeeeping up his neck
>>719547
>[pain]
>black veins recede
>>719548
>!!!
>i'mseeingshiti'mseeingshiti'mseeingshit
>[panics internally]
No.719550
>>719547
Fair warning against making any more of those kinds of jokes.
>gleam
>>719549
>thaaaaaaaaaaaaat's not good
Archer?
No.719551
>>719549
Wow, that bad?
If jokes could kill, Archer, you'd be beyond dead.
>>719550
What's wrong with the grump?
No.719552
>>719549
It's the purpose of the war, Shirou.
Don't you want to show Kiritsugu how far you've come?
It's the only way now~
No.719553
>>719550
>cloak traced
Hm?
>>719551
Ironically enough I think you might have saved me.
>>719552
>getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead
No.719554
>>719551
If I had to hazard a guess, it'd have something to do with those awful puns you keep making.
I'm about ready to spring black veins myself.
>>719553
Touchy, isn't she.
No.719555
File: 1451470164913.jpg (24.85 KB, 332x318, 166:159, d1ab36924e455ec5177c677bfb….jpg)
>>719553
I'll take my "thank you" in cigarettes.
Freaky veins, you get a bad tattoo?
>Muttley laugh.mp3
>>719554
You know the freaky babe?
No.719556
File: 1451470252592.png (536.11 KB, 700x582, 350:291, b76e0b9b20906557b2d99c4cf3….png)
>>719554
>tugging the cloak tightly
I know too many touchy women.
>>719555
I wish it was just a bad reaction.
No.719557
>>719553
You have to go back.
Back to a time when ambition meant something.
These humans are so infantile and fleeting.
Don't you want to make an impact?
>disappears
No.719558
>>719555
That's not a question I'm going to be glad to have to keep answering anytime soon...
You're going to get ash all over that suit, you know.
>>719556
Well their symptoms aren't exactly like poison oak, are they.
No.719559
>>719556
Yeah?
>>719558
Fine, mother.
>poink
Better?
No.719560
File: 1451470618889.png (290.73 KB, 731x837, 731:837, 5ec193b5df5503c1a5b47c72d7….png)
>>719557
>i'm not him
>he's not me
>>719558
There's nothing to worry about. And nothing to worry Tohsaka, either.
>>719559
The Grail's beyond corrupted, isn't it.
No.719561
File: 1451470744108.png (490.67 KB, 728x515, 728:515, c4551152a0fdcddeee0a36ffbb….png)
>>719559
You really don't want the full spectrum of that answer.
Crushing raspberries, or is that just the style now.
>>719560
Then telling that to a knight might not have been the best idea.
How long , Archer.
No.719562
>>719560
Brother you just figured that out?
Why the hell do you think none of us were going at it this long?
>
Ah, but the game's back on isn't it. Little Miss Holy Grail's getting testy... wonder what the Final Solution is.
>>719561
Man you're really slaying me, and you haven't even broken this imitation spear yet!
No.719563
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>>719561
>fucking goddammit
Ever since we stopped fighting. She's been hounding me ever since.
>>719562
I think there might be more to it. Either that or she's been psyching me out.
No.719564
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>>719562
Maybe I'll leave the dark humor to you.
>
Is that why you're here, Lancer? Poorly constructed bait to start the fighting up again?
There's hardly even a worm on it.
>>719563
And what do you propose to do about it.
Keep in mind your usual passive deflection isn't going to work here. I've been trained by the best in that department.
No.719565
>>719563
Like what? All this crap is something we should ask a Caster anyways.
>>719564
If I wanted to fight, I would've skewered Archer while he had his bout with Grail-kun.
No.719566
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>>719565
With your imitation spear?
And I thought I'd seen the last of Misaya in your teacher.
No.719567
>>719564
I've been singled out by the entity that summoned me. I'm not entirely sure if there's anything I can do about it.
>>719565
I don't think anyone connected to the Grail would be able to help.
No.719568
>>719566
>grins
You underestimate the power of a fake cursed polearm. Just leaves me with more mana to stab with.
>>719567
Don't look at me, moptop. I barely know what the hell's going on.
No.719569
>>719567
"Not doing what she tells you" seems like a solid start.
The Grail began spewing out every Servant in its capacity, before coming back to kick the war back into gear when things...calmed down.
Logically, why?
>>719568
>
It pains me to have to decide which of these is the more real conversation.
No.719570
>>719568
Moptop? Come now have you looked at yourself?
>>719569
I'm not sure. She wants blood, that's my first guess.
No.719571
>>719569
>fumbling from AYIAH
If you're gonna be a dick about it and wanna fight then quit projecting it onto me, Saber.
I actually like being around and don't wanna cut it short for nothing.
Did I mention you're being a dick? I didn't even fucking do anything.
>>719570
A mop's white. Then it turns brownish when it's dirty, kinda like your skin.
>c h e e k i
Ah, but our dear Saber's getting a mite upset, so I'm gonna bail.
>spiritmodes away
No.719572
File: 1451472147135.jpg (111.83 KB, 427x600, 427:600, tumblr_nf0bhpOpjL1r8jez7o1….jpg)
>brushed with IA
>tunic flapping everywhere
Eh?
No.719573
>>719570
Every other war, the grail has been fully powered with five to seven Servants.
Convenient mathematics would lead me to believe that the more Servants go in, the bigger the wish or whatever else it is will be.
>>719571
>book in hand
>looking through
"Can't handle the banter"
I think I like that one.
>>719572
>oh dear
No.719575
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>>719571
Was that... racism?
>>719572
>uh
>>719573
You think it's working with someone?
No.719576
>>719574
Enkidu...?
>>719575
My best friend has been transported here out of a microwave. Multiple times.
There's not much I'm willing to doubt at this point.
No.719577
>>719575
What if it's not a wish and something's trying to get out?
>Enkidu with the fucking intuition
>>719576
Helloooo!
>
>Enk get off Saber
No.719578
>>719576
Speaking of alliances, have you noticed that dragon lancer hanging around the blue one recently?
>>719577
Just like your best friend tried to pull?
No.719579
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>>719577
>wait can we go back just a secon-
>oof
>sizable impact crater
...Mm.
>>719578
The small one?
...I thought she already died.
>whatever
They've mentioned a mutual master before. Something about making a new summon or the like.
No.719580
File: 1451472922814.png (556.54 KB, 810x527, 810:527, dd1738dc188047e6625fde783d….png)
>>719578
I feel really bad. He kept trying but I was already summoned!
But I don't mean a Servant. That'd be too much of a price for even someone like Gilgamesh or I, you know?
>>719579
>any of this sounding too familiar, Saber?
Helloooo?
>scruffs the smolking
>up you go
You're okay, right?
No.719581
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>>719579
S'what I thought too.
A new summon? Has anyone thought to track him?
>>719580
You're sounding like you think the Grail's going to turn itself inside out.
No.719582
File: 1451473187064.jpg (123.35 KB, 600x422, 300:211, tumblr_mkvztvrpyu1snsh5fo1….jpg)
>>719580
>UM
...I'll let you know in a minute.
>
I wouldn't mind being put down, though.
>>719581
The new Assassin has been making some noise in that regard. She meets with her master publicly enough to glean what's necessary for free.
Think it's worrisome?
No.719583
>>719581
You're more right than you know, Archer.
>>719582
Do I have to?
>:3c
>boops Saber's nose
No.719584
>>719582
I like knowing my potential enemy.
>>719583
That's what I was afraid of. I guess we're going to need to actively stop fighting.
No.719585
>>719583
>
>I massacred Saxons for this
You sound oddly confirmed on your suspicions, Enkidu.
>>719584
Your eyes are sharper than mine.
>
You feel it too, don't you.
>my CLEAVE senses are tingling
No.719586
>>719584
>
We can beat them up if they don't listen.
>>719585
Gilgamesh and I already know what's going to happen if we fight and give everything to the Grail.
>the smile's a little sad
I don't like it. Can we change it?
No.719587
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>>719585
I don't like it.
>trace: on
>>719586
I can only hope it's going to be as easy as that.
No.719588
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>>719586
So, 200 years of failed attempts and finally it decides to take things into its own hands.
>uh
...You get the picture
>feel the power of CHARISMA: B
Yes.
>>719587
Being hasty is most likely exactly what it wants from us.
If you're already being plagued with corruption, I can only imagine the success rate it's had with others.
No.719589
>>719587
>
>Enk no don't scare Archer
There's no Servant who can compare to me but my friend and king.
>>719588
>but all my stats are A right now
Good!
No.719590
>>719588
Has there been corruption elsewhere?
>!
Have you been affected?
>>719589
>[sweats internally]
Gilgamesh being a paragon of peace now?
No.719591
>>719589
>I don't see Charisma in that skill list
I trust you'll have an easy enough time convincing the rest what a supremely bad idea fighting would be right now.
>>719590
Other than Alter, no.
>looks down
And she fell this morning. What that means, I can't readily be sure of right now.
>well there was that one ti-
>nah it's probably nothing
I'll see what I can do about this other new summoning anyway. The more souls deprived of the Grail, the better, eh?
>MYSTERIOUS HERO X
>wavedashes on out
No.719592
>>719590
He knows the consequences are bigger than most of us.
Desperate times call for desperate measures, eh?
>>719591
>:3c
With my fists!
No.719593
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>>719591
Thank you again, Saber.
>>719592
I suppose we'll have to start talking with the other Servants. Do you know any Servants who won't be fighting?
No.719594
>>719593
>thinking
>thinking
>crawling onto Archer's shoulders and shrinking as he does so
I don't know a lot of Servants, but that Assassin is mad at the voivode.
No.719595
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>>719594
Oh? What's happened? I haven't been around lately so you'll have to fill me in.
No.719596
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>>719595
sorry had to wrangle a cat that got in and the fucker had me on a goose chase
There was a lot of stuff!
>[EXPOSITION]
No.719597
>>719596
That's a fair lot. Though it doesn't seem like any party is out for blood.
No.719598
>>719597
Most might not even know what's going on, even better!
No.719599
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>>719598
Informing them wouldn't improve the situation, but they all have a right to know.
No.719600
>>719599
Do they need to know about the thing deep inside the Grail?
No.719601
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>>719600
I don't know if she's contacted anyone else. I fear the others might start something if they knew.
No.719602
>>719601
That part will stay between Gilgamesh and Saber, since they were in the second war. I only know it's bad for all existence.
No.719603
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>>719602
I still fear that something will happen if we actively try to stop it.
No.719604
>>719603
It needs more power. As long as we stay alive, it'll be okay.
>nodnod
No.719605
>>719604
Do you think the Grail will just sit back like that?
No.719606
>>719605
Can a starved dog muster the energy to bite?
>surprisingly witty retort from the emptyheaded clod
No.719607
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>>719606
Sounds like a joke aimed at Lancer. But I'm sure we'll see what happens. For now, I have a Master to attend to.
>spiritawaaaay
No.719609
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No.719610
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>>719609
>OKAY THAT IS A BIG CAT
...
No.719611
>>719610
>peeking over the top of the tiger
Nyan~?
No.719612
>>719611
>pretty girl
>and then everything was okay in Kenny's world
...can I have breakfast before I die? It's hard to dig myself out of my grave on an empty stomach.
No.719613
>>719612
What's a kitten doing digging themselves out of graves~? Is this that Jason's method of multiplying?
No.719614
>>719613
Dunno. Stopped asking awhile ago. Never gets me any answers anyway...
>gap-toothed grin
But this kitten needs some milk, if you know what I'm sayin'.
No.719615
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>>719614
>leaps off the tiger
Well every kitten deserves to be taken care of~
>holds her arms out
No.719616
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>>719615
>this is a trap, isn't it
>...WORTH IT
>dives into her arms
Fuck yeah they do!
>...
I mean frick
No.719617
>>719616
>[E N E R G Y D R A I N]
>you feel very tired
>very very tired
Try not to sleep or you might not wake up again, kitten~
>fat cat tat pillows tho
No.719618
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>>719617
>called it
>motorboats the oppai heaven sluggishly
...at least this time...it won't just be rigor mortis that keeps me stiff...
>distant rimshot
>come on Ken just keep your eyes open
No.719619
>>719618
It would be poor form to kill a helpless kitten, unfortunately~
>sighs
Those days are long over~
>injects him with a little bit of energy to send him flying across the room
No.719620
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>>719619
>hits the wall with a crunch
>slowly picks himself ip
...cats are so mean.
>grits his teeth into a pained smile
Maybe I'm more of a fish guy
No.719621
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>>719620
A resilient one~ Normal humns wouldn't just get up after a sound as tasty as that~
No.719622
>>719621
depends on the people!
No.719623
>>719622
You can hardly call yourself normal~
No.719624
File: 1451492773388.png (2.86 MB, 1444x872, 361:218, Remember kids, murder is f….png)
No.719625
>>719623
that is true, ya hear what happened to Ahir's wind bag friend?
No.719626
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>>719621
You don't know the half of it. My spirit animal's gotta be a cockroach or something.
>leaning on the leg that isn't currently mangled
But uh...I'll leave you alone. Read you loud and clear, pussycat.
No.719627
>>719624
>electrifies the landing zone
>>719625
Gone, but not forgotten~
>>719626
Worry not, kitten~ I'm not a danger to anyone~
No.719628
>>719627
>shocked
>and just kinda
>gets back up
>thank you pain tolerance
"Not a danger to anyone", huh.
No.719629
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>>719627
everything works out good for me! Stumpy may have ruined his date, Air Head is gone, and everyone is miserable!
No.719630
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>>719627
Just as long as they keep their eyes open, huh...?
>>719628
When it comes to the ladies, what doesn't kill you makes you longer.
>I'm on fire today
>and probably will be literally later
No.719631
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>>719628
If you ask me, you don't look very hurt~
>>719629
I doubt my sister will be very happy~
>>719630
Now, if you were a dinosaur, on the other hand~
No.719632
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>>719630
>chuckles
Nice to know you've got a sense of humor.
>>719631
Of course. You know it takes more than that to hurt me.
>glances over at Kenny
Looks like you've already met the kid.
No.719633
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>>719631
oh she'll get over it, we'll get someone to pet her or something
No.719634
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>>719632
What's he to you~?
>>719633
If only it will be that easy~
No.719635
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>>719631
Hey, you'd better not be talking smack about ptereodactyls. Or the chicken nuggets shaped like them for that matter.
>>719632
Only when the tights are off.
>jerks a thumb at the cat
You know cat tats over there?
No.719636
>>719634
>shrugs
"Sidekick" is probably the best description I can think of. It was either teach him how to fight or let him blow himself up.
>>719635
Yeah. She's my girlfriend.
No.719637
>>719634
fine then it's her boyfriend and Moonman's problem
No.719638
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>>719635
Nothing of the sort~
Though they are rather delicious~
>>719636
Nyahaha~ Are you goin to find him a little god too~?
>>719637
I thought you would have tried to take some responsibility~
No.719639
>>719638
do I look like Spider-Man?
No.719640
>>719636
>looks between them
...dude, niiice. Not very gentle with the kiddies, but uh...she pitches like a champ, at least.
>goofy smile
>myleg.mp3
>>719638
>wait a sec are u tryin to cheat me again
Where the hell did you find a live one?
No.719641
File: 1451495231890.jpg (94.14 KB, 487x750, 487:750, There's the moon, time to ….jpg)
>>719638
...Of course not. He's already got enough to deal with.
>>719640
>thaaat's a fucked up leg alright
You sure you should be standing on that?
No.719642
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>>719639
You talk to her enough~
>>719640
A special place near the south pole, not for kittens like you, unfortunately~
>>719641
>licking her fangs
So did you just pick this one off the streets~?
No.719643
>>719642
eh it's more of a "I enjoy messing with her" thing
No.719644
>>719642
>shakes his head
He showed up here last night. Turns out he's immortal too.
No.719645
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>>719641
>cackles
Not like anyone is gonna cart me around. And I'm sure as hell not getting any band-aids from my mommy and daddy.
>...
>sags a bit
I'll live.
>>719642
Come on, big things come in small packages.
>bites back a snortle
No.719646
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>>719643
And you still feel nothing for the girl~
Interesting~
>>719644
That explains the stench of the exorcist in here...
Do try to stay out of trouble with her.
>>719645
You talk big, kitten~ You've still got a lot to prove~
No.719647
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>>719646
kinda of my thing, being unstable is fun
No.719648
>>719645
...If you say so. But I don't mind helping you out if you need it.
>>719646
>smirks
Worrying already?
No.719649
>>719647
I didn't think a family man would be so heartless~
>>719648
Yozuru Kagenui. Immortals like you would do well to stay away from her.
>does this look like my joking face to you
No.719650
>>719649
>his smile and optimism: gone
...Thanks for the warning.
No.719651
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>>719646
>cheesy smile
And I will. Just watch me, I'll live to see the day.
>because I don't have a choice
>>719648
Gonna be honest, don't hear that much.
>...
>leans on Moonman to steady himself
Thanks...
No.719652
>>719650
>normal smile
Of course.
>back to catsmug
Though I'm sure she'll show mercy to a weak one like you~
>>719651
You and I both, kitten~
>rubs his head
>no energy drain this time
Along with him-
>gestures at moonman
Though whether it's a good thing or not is up for interpretation, nyahaha~
No.719653
>>719651
No problem. I know how rough being immortal can be. At least you're not alone anymore, right?
>>719652
You'd be surprised. I've been getting stronger lately.
No.719654
No.719655
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>covered in strawberry jam
Damn packets
No.719656
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>>719649
I wouldn't say I'm heartless, just that I pick my people
No.719657
>>719656
Huh, I thought for sure you would've made a joke about how you have many hearts. In jars
No.719658
>>719653
I would hope you're doing more than sitting around all day~
>>719656
Well aren't you just the connoisseur~
>yawns
>catvanish
No.719659
>>719658
later fur ball
>>719657
and let people know where I keep them!?
No.719660
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>>719653
...yeah. It's easy to pretend it doesn't matter with the tights on, but...
>gnaws on his lip
Does it get easier?
No.719661
>>719659
Not where you keep them, which I can only assume is a broken down, moldy RV, but simply that it exisits
No.719662
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>>719658
>smiles
Wouldn't need to put on the suit to do that, now would I?
>>719660
It takes a while to get there, but yeah, it does.
>
Y'know, I still don't know what your name is.
No.719663
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>>719661
WHO TOLD YOU!?
WWWWHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!??
No.719664
>>719660
OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!
>>719663
Just a lucky guess
No.719665
>>719664
oh....well it's wrong!
No.719666
>>719662
Guess I can't complain, then. Apparently I've got lots of time on my hands.
>the laugh won't come this time
Kenny. Kenny McCormick. The cape name you already know.
No.719667
>>719664
You're a bastard.
No.719668
>>719665
Sure it is
>>719667
That Heavy Metal episode was fantastic
No.719669
>>719666
Kenny, huh. My name's Marc. Marc Spector.
>blink
I'm still going to remember who you are if you die and come back, right?
No.719670
>>719668
I ain't got shit in a rusted RV I keep in my back yard
No.719671
>>719670
Moved out of the trailer park did you?
No.719672
>>719671
yes, I have a large family that needs room
No.719673
>>719672
Well good for you man. My family lives in separate place from me
No.719675
>>719674
Their own safety.
Sometimes my wife lets me stay at her place
No.719676
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>>719668
I kicked that stuff for good, man. Titty hallucinations aren't worth driving away all of my friends.
>pause
Almost, but not quite.
>>719669
I don't know. I really hope not, dude.
>please don't take this away from me
>this one fucking thing
Maybe other immortals are immune...?
No.719677
>>719675
>pokes him
huh I though ya was stumpy for a sec
No.719678
>>719676
It'd make sense.
>weak smile
Try not to worry about it. Even if I do forget, if I believed you once, I'll believe you again.
No.719679
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>>719678
Heh, I'll hold you to that, Marc.
>it's only the fact that I die that most people forget, right
>...but then who knows the universe loves to fuck me
Still up for those lessons?
No.719680
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>>719679
>nods
Ready when you are.
No.719681
>>719680
>and under the hood he goes
>Kenny has left the building
>it's just Mysterion now
Lead the way.
No.719682
>>719681
Alright. Follow me.
>walks outside
No.719683
and then there was Carnage!
....guess I could call Stumpy
No.719684
>bbbbbbbrp bbbbbbbbbrp brrrrr-click
hey buddy! wakey wakey eggs and bacey!
>"what do you want?"
so after ya flip out the uncaring god stuffed the air head into a zipper of despair!
>"What!?"
No.719685
>Looks around covered in blood.
>Demons have become restless.
No.719686
>>719685
hey ya donging a bang up job cosplaying me
No.719687
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>>719686
Hm? No, if I wanted to be like you I would have to wear a suit.
No.719688
>>719687
making a covered in blood joke!
No.719689
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>>719688
It wasn't funny.
>I wonder if there is a shower here.
No.719690
>>719689
well ya the one not wanting to be covered in blood
No.719691
>>719690
It's not my fault that demons tend to attack my home.
No.719692
>>719691
well why are they attacking ya home?
No.719693
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>>719692
They lost all sanity and dwell in the forest that my home resides in. They usually just attack my home out of pure insanity.
No.719694
>>719693
so what ya saying is you're in their way
No.719695
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>>719694
In the way of their insanity then yes. Would you prefer to run around within the forest until they simply can't dwell in the forest anymore, and they then start to branch out into society, annihilating everything in their path.
No.719696
>>719695
...yes...that does indeed sound good to me
No.719697
>>719696
And here I thought you wanted to be a hero.
No.719698
>>719697
what? no I'm a super villain, Stumpy is the wanna be super hero
No.719700
>>719699
yeah I know, him wasting his life away like that
No.719701
>>719700
No, I was talking about you.
No.719702
>>719701
whatch you talking about Willis?
No.719703
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>>719702
You can be so much more.
No.719705
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>>719703
I'm content with myself, unlike the rest of ya
No.719706
>>719704
>Why must you toy with my feelings.
>>719705
Very well.
No.719707
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>wings flapping
Another of my pretties at last.
>dove flies in with a note tied to its leg
>?
..."Mike Tyson Mystery Team"?
No.719708
>>719706
>I'm sorry....I'm so sorry
No.719709
>>719706
so are ya still stuck in a rut?
>>719707
HA!
No.719710
>>719708
>F best doctor
>>719709
No I am not.
No.719711
>>719710
why do ya look like ya having the feels?
No.719712
>>719709
>crumpling the note up
"Dear Mike Tyson, I need help moving large quantities of money." Hmph.
>...
>uncrumples the note
>dips it in poison
Now fly, my bird.
No.719713
>>719712
that won't kill'm, after his time in the joint Tyson grew immunity to poisons and toxins
No.719714
>>719711
The day I lose my feelings is the day I forget what it means to be human, and that is when I die.
No.719715
>>719714
well here's hope'n it's soon
No.719716
>>719713
I think you underestimate me...whoever you are.
>hmm
...That would explain all of his poorly made tattoos.
No.719717
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>>719716
have you been locked up in the joint? no? didn't think so!
No.719718
>examining some bruises on his ankle
Huh... those weren't there before.
>No shit, Sherlock. I blame the kid.
No.719719
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>>719717
Queens don't often get "locked up in the joint".
Murdered, maybe. But no locking up to speak of.
Though that Orange is the New Black thing is definitely worth taking into consideration...
Do they have poisons in jail?
No.719720
>>719719
well yeah, that's how ya kill someone and not want it traced back to ya
No.719721
>>719715
Just you spite you I'll make sure it'll be a long time before that happens.
>>719718
Are you ok?
No.719722
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>>719718
I didn't fancy you for the kind to have an anklebiter.
>>719720
Preaching to the choir, you are.
Though I understand paying someone off with a shiv is equally as effective.
No.719723
>>719721
keep on suffering, I'll just keep on enjoying
>>719722
it is only the fucker can still talk to give ya up! best to kill'm off too
No.719724
>>719721
Yeah, I'll be fine. Bruises aren't anything new.
>>719722
Surprising, isn't it?
No.719725
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No.719726
>>719723
Tch.
>>719724
Was it that child you were talking to yesterday?
No.719727
>>719725
nice entrance, ya do this every time ya want to make mess?
No.719728
>>719727
shove it, what did you mean Janna got taken away?
No.719729
>>719723
Oh?
>rubbing her hands together
I like the way you think.
>>719724
It is what I just said~
Going into the orphanage game?
No.719730
>>719725
Way to make an entrance.
>>719726
Yeah. He hits harder than I thought he would.
>>719729
Not exactly. I didn't go looking for the kid; he found me.
No.719731
>>719729
should, I'm a serial killer
>>719728
well Stumpy it seems the uncaring god wanted you to maim her, and seeing how she ran away, for punishment she was put in the Fly of Despair
No.719732
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>>719730
thanks dad, I learned it from watching you
>>719731
>and now he has a gun to Carnage's head
get her out of it now!
No.719733
>>719730
You need to teach him how to wield a weapon to kill.
No.719734
>>719732
oh yeah let me get right on that......OH WAIT! that's right I don't control it!
No.719735
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No.719736
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>>719730
You sound awfully torn up about it.
>bowl out
>mixan me sum poison
Children have their uses. I pretended to be mine for 40 years.
>>719731
Are you comparing my poisonings to simple murder for the joy of it?
No.719737
>>719736
you don't enjoy it?
>>719735
oh mur gud day illed Andy
No.719738
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>>719734
then how do I get it?
No.719739
>>719732
Pffft... okay, that was a nice comeback.
>>719733
>nods
We'll get to that after he learns some of the basics.
>>719735
>UH-OH
...Kenny?
>>719736
And nobody noticed? How the hell did you pull that off?
No.719740
>>719739
so Janna is in the Fly of Despair......that's going to bite us
No.719741
>>719737
You mean the sounds they make when they realize their immune system is betraying them?
The sizzling of their own skin as it comes into contact with oxygen via the liquid?
The feeling of completion as you watch a man choke on his own internal organs?
>
Maybe.
>>719739
Chest bindings and a haircut, let's not be stupid.
>eyebrow raised
Bang up job so far, hm?
No.719742
>>719738
piss off the uncaring god, and to be honest I'm legit shocked that hasn't happened with you, I mean you having a girlfriend and all has to upset some cosmic order
>>719741
maybe?
No.719743
>>719742
There's a lot of backlog to get through first.
No.719744
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>>719739
Also, do not use fake weapons since he needs to experience the pain of getting stabbed.
No.719745
>>719743
but you can send him off right?
No.719746
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>>719737
...bastard...
>>719739
>sits up slowly
...people punch really hard when they're drunk. Didja know that?
>wipes his nose
Food for thought. What's up, Marc?
No.719748
>>719740
How do you figure? Most people wanted her gone.
>>719741
>deep breath
...Kenny'll be alright.
>>719744
There's a good chance he already has. The kid's basically immortal.
>>719746
Well, you managed to freak me out. Thought you were dead for a second there.
No.719749
>>719745
He has a fall down a flight of stairs in an hour or so. The rest just kind of snowballs from there.
Like I said, we're a tad busy.
No.719750
>>719748
she was annoying yes, doesn't mean she deserves it
No.719751
>>719748
..... How many people here are actually immortal?
No.719752
>>719742
Why are people so fond of inane rhetorical questions here.
Speaking of, what do you know about crashing space stations into the planet.
>>719748
I bet you say that to all the pretty girls and unkillable children.
Depending on something outside of your knowledge like that is awfully stupid, just so you know.
No.719753
>>719749
.....if I tackle him down does that count?
No.719754
>>719752
you need a big guy who wears a mask
No.719755
>>719753
And remove the humiliation?
Up to you.
No.719756
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>>719748
>only on the inside
>...okay that was dark even for me
Naw. And even if I was, you'd only have to wait four hours anyway.
No.719757
>>719755
damn......tough call
No.719758
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>>719750
I know you want to do the right thing, Flash. But Janna seemed like the kind of person who'd play in traffic on a regular basis.
>>719751
Don't know for sure, but there's definitely a lot.
>>719752
There's a lot I don't know, so I'll just have to trust what Kenny tells me for now.
>
If you'd like to change the subject, I may have remembered a way for you to deal with Vladimir.
>>719756
Well... that's good to know.
>smiles
Seems like you're learning pretty fast.
No.719759
>>719757
Sooner rather than rather, if you could.
He's due to be crushed by my piano immediately afterwards.
>gone
No.719760
>>719754
>...
>arms folded
Do I get to bring friends?
>>719758
A sore spot after all~
>Vlad
>stiffens
I have my own ways of going about with the Impaler.
But while talk might be cheap, it's never free. Unless you'd simply like to make a donation to this queen's library of knowledge.
No.719762
>>719760
they are not your friends
>>719759
damn.....
>sweaty Red Man
>>719761
that Ness?
No.719763
>>719758
I still feel bad Marc, she only got into this because of me
>>719761
....is that Ness?
No.719764
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No.719766
>>719765
This!
>BYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.719767
>>719760
>shrugs
There's nothing I need from you. But I do know there's a chemical that should be able to kill Vlad. I'm not promising it'll work, but it's worth trying.
>>719763
No, she got into trouble for being stupid.
No.719768
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>>719758
Great, I hope the one I am looking for is not immortal.
No.719769
>>719767
.....I guess you're right Marc
No.719770
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>>719758
...I am?
>gap-toothed grin
No.719771
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>>719762
Not my friends?
>>719767
Aconite is the mother of poisons, and surprisingly effective on his kind.
If you're telling me there's something better than wolfsbane, I would have known about it by now.
No.719772
>>719766
so ya late for spewing out a rainbow?
>>719771
don't worry no charge for them
No.719773
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No.719774
>>719768
Who are you looking for?
>>719769
You can't blame yourself every time something bad happens, Flash.
>>719770
Definitely. I can tell you've got a lot of potential.
>thumbs up
>>719771
Really now? Then you'd know that when edetic acid enters a vampire's system, the results are... explosive.
No.719775
>>719773
so wear does that go?
No.719776
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>>719775
Up into the heavens!
No.719777
>>719774
....kinda of my thing...along with Peters.....and Ben.....and Miles......sometimes Gwen........never Kaine
No.719778
>>719772
I don't see why I'd want to bring people along that weren't my friends, even for free.
>you don't have friends Semi
>...
Tch.
>looks at the clock
Tomorrow, then.
>>719774
>...?
The limestone dissolver?
Hardly a poison, don't you think.
But it should be easy enough for my Item Creation.
>FORM OF
>EDETIC ACID
No.719780
>>719776
so what does that do?
>>719778
tomorrow it is
No.719781
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>>719774
A hunter that wields a chain as a whip and knives. They were the one's that killed my family..... and someone I cared about.
No.719783
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>>719779
>Hold my knives in my hand.
No.719784
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>>719782
is it going to end in awesome?
No.719785
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>>719779
>uh
>>719780
You don't have much to say, do you.
No.719786
>>719777
Because it's not Kaine's problem.
>>719778
It's a limestone dissolver, yes, but it's also an anticoagulant. An anticoagulant that has the potential to make vampires explode.
>>719781
>nods slowly
I understand. You'll find them sooner or later.
No.719787
>>719774
Soon all the gals will be drooling over my gains.
>flexes in his lumpy parka
No.719788
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>>719785
well I could say something like I MURDER WITH MY HANDS!
No.719789
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>>719786
it's never Kaine's problem
No.719790
>>719783
>that's nice
>>719785
SHAMHAAAAAAT!
>incoming Enkidu at Mach 1
>THIRD IMPACT
>wait is he hugging her?
No.719791
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>>719786
Anticoagulants are also not known for percutaneous absorption.
I will die very quickly if it doesn't also work very quickly.
Not to mention I haven't figured out why you decided to help me.
>>719788
>gulp
>fair enough
>>719790
>wait no no no NO NO NO
>CRUNCH
>thank god for Divinity
...gkkt.
No.719793
>>719792
>you feel that death stare
>oh he's looking at you with pure hate
>>719791
cheer up, I'm not going to
No.719794
>>719787
>chuckles
That's definitely the attitude to have.
>>719789
Exactly. That's why he doesn't freak out as much as you or Peter.
>>719791
So you have to inject him with it. Shouldn't be too hard if you can turn invisible. And according to my friend Blade, the reaction only takes a few seconds to happen.
>shrugs
Is why I'm helping you really that important?
No.719795
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>>719791
>eeeee
Shamhat, I missed you!
No.719796
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>>719792
hey honey
>>719794
yeah well.....damn.....
No.719797
>>719793
>can you feel the utter indifference
>she's used to it
No.719798
>>719793
>can't breathe
>aaaa
I'm...thrilled.
>>719794
It's only the most important factor.
Accepting help without questioning where it came from it liable to get you killed, or worse.
>floats the little blob of edetic acid over
He saw through my invisibility. Square one, hm?
>>719795
That's...fine, Enkidu.
>wriggling
But you'll miss me a lot more if you don't loosen up.
No.719800
>>719797
>stupid psychic and her lady boner for stumpy!
one of our kind will kill him! you hear me kill him!
No.719801
>>719800
I'm standing right here
No.719802
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>>719795
>Sighs putting my blades away.
No.719803
>>719798
I need you to do me a favor, Shamhat.
>
You're not really my Shamhat, are you? Oh well.
>squeeze
You can't fight anyone, the consequences are too great.
It's a trap.
No.719804
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>>719801
and?
>>719798
I do have that effect on people
No.719805
>>719794
Are we all done training for the night? Not that I particularly mind lounging around in a room full of hotties, but...you know.
No.719806
>>719796
You can't let everything you do weigh you down, Flash. The stress is gonna impact how good of a hero you are sooner or later.
>>719798
>staring at the bubble
I have my reasons. Let's just say I'd rather help you than become one of your targets.
>>719799
No problem. It took me a while to track down the person who killed me, so I know how you feel.
No.719807
>>719796
Flash.
>>719800
>this smug can't be contained
I'm sure that one of you will.
No.719808
>>719805
That's up to you. I don't mind if you wanna keep going.
No.719809
>>719803
Sh-Shamha-
>oh god my spine
>SAVE ME, MY POISONS
>MERCURY
Trap-what is this? Unhand me!
>>719804
If you could kindly notify my next of kin...
>wait a minute
>>719806
I don't understand you, Moon Knight.
I don't like that feeling.
>cough
But you're easy enough to keep track of, at the very least.
No.719810
>>719806
I know......
>>719807
Janna got sent in the Fly of Despair......how are you doing?
>>719804
asshole
No.719811
>>719809
>bae I'm clay get that shit outta here
No. Fighting.
There's something in the Grail that wants to get out, Shamhat. And it needs all of us dead so nothing can stop it.
I can't let that happen, okay?
>:3c
>that embrace is pretty fuggin tight
It's not a wish, but a beast.
No.719812
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>>719808
...I guess I can multitask for the night.
>
Show me how to do like the hero do.
No.719813
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>>719812
Teaching kids now, Marc?
No.719814
>>719809
who the hell are they?
>>719807
hhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRR!!!!
>he just crushed a diamond with his bare hand
>>719810
I hate your girl!
No.719815
>>719811
Not a w-
>!
Wish?
>...
>but
Then why do you seem so intent on...indirectly sacrificing me-
>crck
>unconscious curvy knifewife: get
No.719816
>>719809
Of course. It's no fun if you're completely lost.
>>719810
Then why do you keep worrying?
>>719812
So you wanna learn how to shoot? Okay. We just need a target...
>starts looking around
>>719813
I'm just as surprised as you are, to be honest. But Kenny's been doing a good job so far.
No.719817
>>719815
>
>
>
I don't know my own strength.
>uh
>smellingsalts from Gatto get
>wakey wakey
No.719818
>>719816
it just feels wrong, I don't know....
>>719814
that so?
No.719819
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>>719816
Treading dangerously familiar waters, man.
No.719820
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>>719810
Weary. A wave of trainers came into the city all at once, and-
>...
What is the Fly of Despair
>>719814
>well diamonds actually aren't hard to shatter, they're hard to scratch
>buuut that's neither here nor there
You seem like you could use a cup of tea.
No.719821
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>>719806
I am glad that at least one person would understand me. It fills me with a sense of joy.
No.719822
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>>719820
horrible place.....hold on let's piss off Carnage more
>and lip lock
No.719823
>>719815
>looking directly at her boobs
I have no idea where I am, but it has such a wonderful view
No.719824
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>>719813
>who's this
Well, the alternative is a bit less practical.
>
>>719816
>Carnage's ass is pretty big
>but I'm sure he's been shot there enough times
>fetches an empty beer can off the floor and perches it atop the television
Jesus, alcohol does something useful for me, who'd have thought.
No.719825
>>719820
SCREW YA TE-
>>719822
>oh you can feel the hate
>he's going nuke level hate
No.719826
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>>719822
>nooo, PDAs, my one weakness
...I suppose.
>mmmwuh
>>719825
>a cup of tea floats above his head
>and then tips
>sploosh
No.719827
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>>719818
Sometimes the right thing to do doesn't feel right. That's just how it is.
>>719819
>sighs
...I know. But he needs someone to show him the ropes. Especially since he's immortal like us.
>>719821
>smiles
Never thought I'd be making so many people happy.
>>719824
Alright...
>standing behind him
Hold your arms out straight, and try to line up the sights with the can.
No.719828
>>719826
NNNNAAAARRRRGGHHH!!!
>throws a table at them
No.719829
>>719824
>watch the news sometime
So you're even dumber than I was when I was a Robin.
Sheesh. Lemme guess, you came here and tried to blow up on the scumbags.
>>719827
This one's all you. I don't want anything to do with this.
No.719830
>>719826
it's a enjoyable way to piss off Carnage
>>719827
kinda of a dark way to look at it
>>719828
ah crap! hit the dirt!
No.719831
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>>719827
>don't worry Moonman, you're American
>teaching children to shoot is pretty much volunteer work
Mmhmm.
>starts popping shots and sends the target flying on the third
>>719829
Don't fix what ain't broken. Whatever Mysterion can't stop by hand is stopped by bomb. And the best part is, I don't just come back, my entire presence is wiped.
>grins
For once, getting offed and no one remembering is working out for me.
No.719832
>>719828
>the table stops in midair, and floats down to the floor
>nnnope
>>719830
>~
No.719833
>>719832
....the fuck!
>throws a stool
No.719834
>>719829
>nods
I can handle it.
>>719830
Remember who you're talking to, Flash. Things get dark when I'm around.
>>719831
>[F R E E D O M]
Third try. Not bad, for someone who's new at this.
No.719835
>>719834
but your suit is so bright
>>719832
....or not....do..do you have this?
No.719836
>>719831
Few sticks of dynamite won't stop anyone here kid. This is way above Little League.
>>719834
Teaching a runt to kill people, huh?
Guess now I gotta watch out of morbid curiosity.
No.719837
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>>719827
Don't doubt yourself! You're defiantly a great person who's worthy of making people cheerful!
No.719838
>>719833
>catches the stool
You used to do this to someone you especially loathe. I'm flattered.
>>719835
I told you. He isn't a problem.
No.719839
>>719838
HHHRRAAAAAA!!!
>opines fire
No.719840
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>>719838
careful he can be a hand full when he gets worked up
>ready to take dem bullets
No.719841
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>>719835
That's the joke.
>>719836
Hey, at least he understands putting criminals down for good is the smart thing to do.
>>719837
Maybe, but I never expected to actually cheer people up. Feels nice.
No.719842
>>719834
My dad and brother fire them a lot. Though I learn more the stuff not to do than what I should...
>bang
>bang
>bang
>>719836
>a hole in my infallible plan
>goes quiet
...maybe I won't get the big guys, then. But there are a lot of assholes out there without powers, right?
No.719843
>having a drink
Wow...this place sure is violent
No.719844
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>>719841
You know I wouldn't mind if you were to be my master, and I would of been happy to have you live in the Scarlet Devil Manor.
No.719845
>>719841
Fair 'nough.
>>719842
That's the idea.
No.719846
>>719839
>bullets are a bit harder to catch
>Sabrina used Barrier
>safe behind her transparent screen
I didn't take you for someone to use guns.
>>719840
I wonder if we can make him turn purple.
No.719848
>>719847
That's very kind of you, but I'm not a child
No.719849
>>719846
>super pissed Red Guy
I'LL END YOU! I'LL END YOU BOTH!
>back flips out the window
No.719850
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>>719846
any angrier and he'd be another shade of red
No.719851
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>>719842
Learning from other people's mistakes is still a way to learn, Kenny. Besides, you're doing fine.
>>719844
>chuckles
That'd be nice. Maybe if things worked out differently...
>>719845
Teaching him's actually been kinda fun.
>wait
>did Moon Knight just admit to having fun?
>HOLY SHIT
>TAKE US TO DEFCON 1
No.719852
>>719848
You look like one.
No.719853
>>719848
You look like one.
>>719851
You're still allowed to live at the Scarlet Devil Manor, but I won't be able to serve you. It's the most I can do for you.
No.719854
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No.719855
>>719851
>
I'll keep at it. Have to be able to make a shot while moving, right?
>elbows him in the ribs
Man, the animal ladies are really drawn to you, huh?
No.719856
>>719853
So you're allowing people to move into that manor again.
>don't mind Jules, he's just eating dinner
No.719857
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>walks out of a room
>full of bullet wounds
You idiots were firing off guns like a group of morons, weren't you?
No.719858
>>719857
the red Asshole was shooting
No.719859
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>>719849
>byebye now~
>>719850
Shame. Black and blue would be a nice color on him.
No.719860
>>719853
Nobody's asking you to serve me, Sakuya. It's just nice having someone to talk to.
>>719855
>laughs
Yeah, guess they are.
>>719857
...I thought bullets didn't hurt Saiyans.
No.719861
>>719859
well I gotta say you backed up what you said about being able to handle yourself
No.719862
>>719858
What did you do to make him start shooting?
>>719860
Who's hurt?
No.719863
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>>719857
My bad.
>>719860
You gotta give me tips. Or at least lend me your cologne.
>still taking shots
>thank god for the nanomachines holding this building up
No.719864
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>>719862
live, that normally sets him off
No.719865
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>>719862
...Well, you're the one who's bleeding.
>>719863
Have you tried letting Mysterion talk to them? Most ladies are into heroes.
>good ol' nanomachines
No.719866
>>719863
Never waste shots. Cause then when you need em, they'll be gone.
>>719864
Why are you goops all such morons?
>>719865
So?
No.719867
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No.719869
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>>719866
>and then I'll wake up the next day like nothing happened
>tired grin
You got it, chief.
>>719865
...it's hard to think about that stuff when the cape is on. Like I have Justice-Vision goggles on or some shit. Buuut, I'll try to talk him into it.
>do chicks still dig underwear on the outside
>I hope so
No.719870
>>719866
...That's usually a sign someone's hurt.
>>719867
What is it, Julius?
>>719869
>hey, if it worked for Superman
It's worth a shot, right?
No.719871
>>719868
You probably antagonized him
>>719869
I'm not your chief guy
>>719870
Usually. Not in this case
No.719872
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>>719870
Taking on an apprentice?
No.719873
>>719870
Sure hope so. My only other option is trying to appeal to the loli crowd with Princess Kenny.
No.719875
>>719871
Huh. Well, if you say so...
>>719872
Yeah. Didn't think I'd ever do something like this, but it's working out so far.
>>719873
Princess... Kenny? You're joking, right?
No.719876
>>719874
No. By antagonzing him
>>719875
>eats a senzu bean
Pain don't hurt
No.719877
>>719876
I didn't! he just loses it whenever he sees me
No.719878
>>719875
Maybe you need a young ward.
>shrug
I wouldn't know, my family always hunted alone, other than my ancestor Trevor.
No.719879
>>719876
>nods
You get used to it eventually.
>>719878
I took somebody in before Kenny a long time ago, but they were... not that smart. Hopefully this time things will go better.
No.719880
>>719877
What about your female? Did she antagonize him?
>>719879
Plus, the more damage I take, the stronger I get. So, bring the pain.
No.719881
>>719879
On the bright side, infinite chances.
No.719882
>>719880
she antagonized him just by being near me
No.719883
>>719882
Ever think of not being around him?
No.719884
>>719880
...Huh. That's one way of looking at it.
>>719881
>nervous laugh
Yeah... guess I can't go wrong here.
No.719885
>>719883
.....you have no idea
No.719886
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>>719875
Remember, you asked for this.
>shuffles away to change
>and then returns
>
No.719887
>>719884
Thats the Saiyan way of looking at things
>>719885
No, I don't. Cause it seems like you two are constantly here at each other.
No.719888
>>719884
That's just your luck, isn't it.
>>719886
>
>
>
>Moon Knight confirmed pedophile
No.719889
>>719886
........uuuuuuuh
>>719887
that's just a thing that sadly happens
No.719890
>>719886
>MK's body was far from ready
>300% NOPE
...Holy shit, you were serious. Kenny, what the hell?!
>>719887
Strength's all you guys care about, huh.
>>719888
>points at Kenny
Apparently, so's this.
No.719891
>>719889
Whats sad is that neither of you can just move on from it.
...though I suppose I see a Frieza and go into a blind rage...but still, I don't hang around where Friezas are
>>719886
Hell, and I thought Gohan's superhero this was stupid
No.719892
>>719890
Not all we care about.
We also love eating.
No.719893
>>719890
I...
>
I don't have words for this.
No.719894
>>719891
if my friends weren't here neither would I....I have no idea why Carnage comes here
>>719890
ssssssoooooo I wasn't going to say anything but thank god Jay didn't see this
No.719895
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>>719888
>don't hate me cause I'm beautiful
>>719889
>gives his hair a sweep
I see you 'mirin'.
>>719890
Everyone on the block was playing Game of Thrones. I picked Princess.
>puts a hand on his hip
I rock the look, am I right?
>>719891
>I AM BEAUTIFUL
>NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY
No.719896
>>719895
.........I'm going to ask my girlfriend to wipe this from my mind
No.719897
>>719893
...Neither do I.
>This the part where I should laugh at you for making him your sidekick, and trust me, I will... but seriously, the fuck is with this kid?
>>719894
Let's never talk about this. Ever.
>>719895
...There's no good way for me to answer that.
No.719898
>>719895
>regain composure, Julius
Child's play really has changed.
>>719896
If you could ask the same for me I'd appreciate it.
>>719897
You may have some explaining to do...
No.719899
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No.719900
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No.719901
>>719898
You think?
>sighs
>>719899
Seriously. This never happened.
>>719900
>H E L P
No.719902
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>>719896
Don't lie to yourself. You want this.
>>719897
You're gonna hurt my fragile lady feelings if you keep talking like that.
>>719898
The guys all loved it. They'd take me on walks through the Garden of Andros and everything. And then I got to betray them all!
>>719900
Heeey, pussycat. I'm cute, right?
No.719903
>>719899
Thank you.
>>719900
>dear god help
>wait is that a ghost
>>719901
That boy needs to rethink his life choices.
>>719902
I don't know what any of that is.
No.719904
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>>719902
bbrrl
>and he's vomiting
>>719901
Moonman get your side kick, he's making Flash throw up
No.719905
>>719902
...If you could never do this again, that'd be great.
>>719903
Yeah.
>
Don't mind the ghost. She's with me.
>>719904
Flash? Flash?! Oh, god damn it!
No.719906
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>>719905
okay....I'm good.....I don't remember eating that...but I'm good.....
No.719907
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>>719904
...okay, now that actually kind of hurt.
>>719903
I'll tell you some other time, tiger.
>>719905
I am the most fairest princes in the land, and-
>cell phone begins to ring
>[Karen]
>the smiles are gone
Yeah, sure. I gotta go, something came up.
>takes off into the swamp
No.719908
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>>719905
>that's the Calamity Cat
>nigga
>nigga
I've been informed she's not as much as much of a threat as she was in the past.
Don't worry.
>>719907
Actually it's leopard print-oh...
>
That boy has some serious issues...
No.719909
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>>719894
Maybe you should get better friends
>>719895
>beautiful people can be stupid
No.719910
>>719906
You sure?
>>719907
>
I really have my work cut out for me, don't I?
>Yeeeep.
>>719908
That's probably my fault. Uh...
>What? Don't expect me to help you explain.
No.719911
>>719909
I like my friends the way they are
No.719912
>>719910
What do you mean?
No.719913
>>719910
no.....but I'm keeping it together
No.719914
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>>719912
If I told you, it'd probably confuse you more than what Kenny just did.
>taps his foot
To put things simply... we're in a relationship.
>>719913
Good. Sorry about Kenny, I didn't know he was going to do that.
No.719915
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>>719914
no it's.....a thing....side kicks tend to spring stuff on you a lot
No.719916
>>719914
By the gods, you just keep pulling one oddity out after another...
No.719917
>>719911
Doesn't mean there aren't better friends out there.
I mean, all mine are dead. Except for Goten. But he's my grandson, so I don't think he counts.
No.719919
>>719918
My other grandson is real smart, but also a real dipshit when it comes to social situations. I blame his mother home schooling him.
No.719920
>>719915
>looks in the direction Kenny left
I doubt Mania ever did anything that crazy.
>>719916
...It's not that weird, is it?
>Oh, it's weird. Trust me.
No.719921
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>>719920
>"hey coach! can I use my suit to give myself more piercings?"
......not quite like that
>>719919
poor kid
No.719922
>>719920
>
>whaddo you think
No.719923
>>719921
I don't think I want to know what you mean by that.
>>719922
...Right. Forget I asked.
No.719924
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>>719923
It's not... necessarily bad.
Extremely out of the ordinary, but not bad.
I commend you.
No.719925
>>719923
no...you don't....when Sabrina gets out of the bathroom I'm going to see about porting out
No.719927
>>719924
Well, at least you don't think I'm crazy.
>looks around
Looks like the whole princess ordeal scared her off, though.
>>719925
Sounds like the smart move.
No.719928
>>719927
Interesting.
I wonder where the maid went...
No.719929
>>719927
and have her clear my mind of what just happened
No.719930
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>>719928
Good question...
>>719929
Lucky you. I'm gonna have to remember.
No.719931
>>719930
just make sure Jay never finds outs.....ever.....
No.719932
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>>719930
I hope they're not afraid of me. Though I wonder when she turned... from my research, Sakuya's not really a vampire.
No.719933
>>719931
This is Jason we're talking about. He's gonna know.
>>719932
She's not? Could've fooled me.
No.719934
>>719933
well looks like he's got shit on us both
No.719935
>>719933
Corrupted by the scarlet moon, but not a vampire.
No.719936
>>719934
>sighs
Yeeep. Can't wait to deal with that.
>>719935
Wonder why she didn't just tell me that to begin with...
No.719937
>>719936
Something could've changed. I'll have to see how Vampire Killer reacts to her next time.
>pats the whip at his side
It'll know.
No.719938
>>719936
we both are looking forward to him laughing at us.......
No.719939
>>719937
Wouldn't using Vampire Killer hurt her?
No.719940
>>719939
It can sense evil.
>uncoils it
Vampire Killer possesses a soul that consumes unlife. It'll seek out the undead on its own.
No.719941
>>719938
Maybe he'll just be freaked out like we were.
>>719940
Interesting. Hopefully things will turn out okay.
No.719943
>>719941
I don't intend to destroy her.
...It's too quiet.
No.719944
>>719942
So? Something like that could be enough to make him uncomfortable.
>>719943
Hopefully that'll change soon.
>cricket noises go here
No.719946
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>>719942
>ayyy I know you're having a conversation and all
>but you told me to port you out it's time for the movie
>grabs onto his arm
>voip
No.719947
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>>719944
And Venom just disappeared.
No.719948
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>>719946
>going to need you to wipe my mind of a cross dressing kid too
>if you would
>I'll do that thing you love
>voip
No.719949
File: 1451534155072.jpg (147.02 KB, 432x634, 216:317, Don't go around tonight, o….jpg)
>>719945
Really? I know Jay's seen some shit, but... damn.
>>719947
Yep. Looks like things are only going to get quieter.
No.719950
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>>719949
Wonderful...
>
I think the hunter that destroyed the Scarlets was me. I lost my memory for 35 years when I destroyed Dracula the last time. Anything could've happened.
No.719951
>>719950
...What if she figures out it was you?
No.719953
>>719951
She's running around asking everyone if they know a hunter using a whip with knives.
Only the Belmonts use whips. If she hasn't guessed by now, then she never will.
No.719954
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>>719953
You've got a point there. It's probably best if she's left in the dark. Things would get ugly if she found out.
No.719955
>>719954
I might be getting old, but I can still handle myself.
If she confirms my suspicions, I'll have to fight her.
No.719956
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>>719954
>>719955
So, you guys talking about killing vampires?
No.719957
>>719955
That's what I'm worried about. She wouldn't stand a chance against you.
>>719956
Yeah...?
No.719958
>>719956
Potentially.
>>719957
>pfft
We'll just have to see where it goes.
No.719959
>>719957
Sounds like fun.
>>719958
I've never killed me a vampire before.
No.719960
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>>719958
...Yeah, guess so.
>>719959
Depends on the vampire, really.
No.719961
>>719959
I've killed more than my fair share.
>>719960
That Flandre would've been difficult, even for me.
No.719962
>so he likes boys that dress up as girls?
>where do I even go with this
No.719963
>>719960
I've probably decimated worse
>>719961
I've done that. But on a more...entire race scale.
No.719964
Dae yerself a favor and come oat, boy.
>Hey hey hey, can't we talk this over? I made an offer on a Timeshare the other day and I really should be alive in case they call back.
Ye're jest prolongin' the inevitable.
>And how! I'll be staying in this tree, thank you.
No.719966
>>719962
>talk to your man his kid is weird
>>719963
I go through armies of the undead on a regular basis. It's not too different.
>>719964
>uh
No.719967
>>719964
This group fishing trip was a great idea.
No.719969
>>719961
Really? Why's that?
>>719962
...This is gonna be a weird conversation, isn't it.
>>719963
I don't doubt it. You are a Saiyan, after all.
No.719970
>>719966
It's naethin' personal, ye ken.
>Hey sure, I get it. Once a scary lady that kills too many people, always a scary lady that kills too many people.
Ye dinnae soond like ye care that much.
>Well really I'm kinda focusing all my energy into not pissing myself.
Flattery'll get ye naewhere.
>BOLGS up and ready
No.719971
>>719968
You're late.
>>719969
Her ability to destroy anything and everything. It's the reason she's not allowed out of that mansion, along with her own shut-in tendencies and lack of empathy for humans.
>>719970
>uh
No.719973
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>>719968
Belgium's that-away
No.719974
>>719966
>i don't know if I want to
>>719969
>300% WHY
No.719975
>>719971
Among other reasons.
No.719976
>>719971
Huh... yeah, I can see where that'd be a problem.
>>719974
Look, I didn't tell the kid to do what he did. He's just... weirder than I thought.
No.719977
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>>719966
That sounds like you live a very fufilling life.
>>719969
That sounds sorta racist. I mean, it seems like a compliment, but racist at the same time.
No.719978
>>719975
>be still, my living whip
You would know those reasons more than I would.
>>719974
>well i can't do shit
Calamity Cat.
>>719976
It is. Wherever she is, she's better off there than here.
>>719977
You're right.
You're a Saiyan?
No.719979
>>719976
And you simply accept that?
>>719978
Hunter.
No.719980
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>>719977
>...I feel like this is leading up to a Klansman joke.
Didn't mean for it to sound that way.
>>719978
Agreed. Things get scary when you start thinking about people with that kind of power.
>>719979
No. But I'm not sure how I should handle it, either.
No.719981
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>>719978
I'm the best at Saiyan
No.719982
>>719979
I almost pity you.
>>719980
Truthfully I would kill her. Leaving something like that in hands like Flandre's is stupid.
>>719981
I can believe that, seeing the others.
No.719983
>>719971
>There's no chance of you getting bored and leaving, right?
No a yin.
>Man, does that mean I have to get all boring now?
Looks that way.
>Just like out of a movie!
>Mexican Standoff music goes here
3
>2
1
>GAE BOLG
>YEW BOW
>>719972
>BUSY
No.719985
>>719971
Sorry, I had things to do. What did I miss?
No.719986
>>719980
>Bardock doesn't know what a klansman is
Hey, what is racism anyways? I heard a bunch of teens shouting about it when I went to visit one of my grandkids schools.
>>719982
Careful now. Three of them are my family.
No.719987
>>719983
>I'm sorry
>does this look like the face of mercy?
>Hood's dead fo sho
Lancer, do you know what happens now?
No.719988
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>>719980
I was going to play nice with him but now I'm not so sure.
>>719982
And why would a simple cat such as I deserve something like that?
No.719989
>>719987
>you grabbin a tree, cuz
>watch for the poisonsplosion
>coughcough
I dinnae ken askin' ye.
No.719990
>>719989
>poison
>on clay
>wew lads
>it's fine
I have a story to tell you.
No.719991
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>>719982
>nods
She sounds practically untouchable, but I'd kill her too if I could.
>>719986
>uh
It's when people claim that certain races are better than others.
>>719988
I'll try and make sure he doesn't do that again. Just... try to forget about it.
No.719992
>>719990
Sae get oan wi it.
>stepping out of the roots
Sooner ye finish, sooner I kin leave.
No.719993
>>719984
>:^)
She won't be returning anytime soon, I hope.
>>719985
It has come to my attention that I could be the one who slew your friends. I lost my memory for a long time, anything could've happened.
>>719986
The small one's just a child.
>>719988
You know why. You know why...
No.719994
>>719992
>ahem
>[E X P O S I T I O N]
You're feeding the Beast~.
No.719995
>>719991
But some races are better. I mean, Saiyans are far better warriors than humans. Though Humans are better at food than Saiyans.
>>719993
Child that could kick your ass.
No.719996
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>>719991
If only it were so easy. I don't think I want much to do with the kitten now.
>>719993
The child?
No.719997
>>719993
Evidently not.
Izanami's Underworld is outside my scope, at the moment.
So I called in a favor.
No.719998
>>719994
Aye?
Well on then, I'll kill it too.
They'd call me god-killer, boy. This wee Beastie isnoe god.
No.719999
>>719995
>okay.jpg
Alright then.
>>719996
Quite.
>
You wouldn't happen to know the monkey armed one, would you.
>>719997
Favor to keep her there, yes?
No.720000
>>719998
Things won't go well for you if you keep going like this.
I'll have to stop you.
No.720001
>>719999
I'm not sure I like what you're implying.
But's about time for someone else this millenium to get the stones to do something like it, so I'll let it pass.
She'll be returned to The Dreaming, from whence she came.
Permanently.
No.720002
>>719995
Yeah, but humans tend to argue among themselves just because they look different from each other.
>>719996
>sighs
Fine. But I'm not giving up on him. I promised I would help him, like hell if I'm gonna back out over something like that.
No.720003
>>720000
Stoap me?
Ye'll gae right back tae yer knockin' aboat wi yer wee fancy golden man and ye'll huv tae bloody deal wi it.
>Scat's gettin' upset
I cannoe die, I cannoe be stoaped. Gae home.
No.720004
>>719999
I'm Bardock. Who are you Vampire Man?
>>720002
Really? Jeez. Don't people have anything better to do?
No.720005
>>719999
You'd best be asking another one of your kind~
>flicks a business card with a number on it
>>720002
I'll give the kitten a chance for your sake, but I won't forgive another insult to my eyes so lightly again.
>cat out
No.720006
>>720003
Not as a human, right?
So I'll punish you as something bigger than a human.
>Enk's serious for once
I'll punish you for every single thing you've ever done in your long life. So stop, or else.
>eyes saturated with "rejection": yes
No.720007
>>720004
Julius Belmont. My family's been destroying the undead since the 12th century.
>>720005
>uh
Well... that was useful.
>>720001
>shrugs
All the better.
No.720008
>>720006
>k
>guess who's incarnated
Ye've nae right.
What's yer plan tae no succumb tae this thing, idiot? Keep daein' this forever?
>grippan Bolg
I'd be aboat right done wi forever. Sae I'll kill it.
No.720009
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>>719993
Ha ha ha. It's not nice to joke about that. It could actually be the last joke you ever made.
No.720010
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>>720007
Tell the nice pale woman with the ankh I said hello when you meet her again.
She'll know what I mean.
>gone
No.720011
>>720008
>so it's a freebie that starves Mr. Beastie?
>thanks for the additional reason
>:3c
Enough. I'm not going to let you hunt Servants down so you can give a try at the Beast to fuel your lust for killing.
No.720012
>>720004
Not really. Humans are weird like that.
>>720005
>weak smile
Appreciate it, sweetheart.
>I knew there was a reason I loved her.
>You mean besides the weird fetish?
>Yeah. Now do me a favor and shut up.
No.720013
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>>720009
>rolls his eyes
>Vampire Killer takes its chain-morningstar form
I take responsibility for my body's actions, but I won't stand to be mocked, maid.
Come. Face me as a hunter.
>>720010
Again...?
No.720014
>>720007
That's quite the family business.
>>720012
>shakes his head
If it wasn't for bacon, I'd call this whole planet a waste of time.
No.720015
>>720011
Nae, ye'd ruther the relics keep playin' at bein' relevant in this day'n age.
Herds need thinnin', clay thing. Any beast'd ken that well aynough.
>gathers up her spears and storms out
No.720016
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>>720014
I don't get why bacon's so important. I never got to eat the stuff growing up.
>it's funny 'cause his family was Jewish
No.720017
>>720015
>guh
I need to tell the others.
>pulls a cellphone out from his head
>calling Archer
No.720018
>>720013
>Holds three blades in my hand.
Depending on your answer will determine if I want to kill you. Why did you have to kill Meiling?
No.720019
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>>720017
>"Something happen?"
No.720020
>>720018
>three knives in his hand
If I could remember, I'd tell you. I spent 35 entire years with no memory.
>>720014
It's our legacy.
No.720021
>>720019
Lancer's teacher is gonna try to kill you all so she can try and hunt the Beast thing.
You gotta tell Lancer!
No.720022
>>720016
I didn't either. But now that I've discovered it. Damn...just..now I'm hungry...
>>720020
My legacy ended when Raditz died. Kakarot has begun to forge a new legacy for our line.
No.720023
>>720022
Same here, actually. I don't think I've eaten at all today.
No.720024
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>>720020
Then there is no point to take your life.
>Sighs as I put the knives in it's sheath.
I may despise you but killing you just because you were not yourself is right.
No.720025
>>720022
Change is good sometimes, but you don't sound happy about it.
>>720024
You couldn't have taken my life if you tried. One on one or with an army.
No.720026
>>720021
>"Understood."
>beep
No.720027
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>>720025
We don't know about that.
No.720028
>>720023
You wanna go get something to eat?
>>720025
Kakarot avenged our people. His way worked. I'm just sad that my strongest son was the one I never met while the one I actually worked with was killed by a Namekian.
No.720029
>>720026
Oh, it beeps!
>
What does the beep mean?
>"Call ended"
Oh...
I hate being all serious, but I have to protect my friends.
No.720030
>>720028
>shrugs
Sure, why not?
No.720031
>>720027
I'll put it into perspective for you: in 1999 I stormed Dracula's castle, destroyed everyone that moved including an avatar of Death and powerful demons, and even ended the First Vampire's cycle of regeneration, forcing him to shed his soul, memories and power to reincarnate from scratch, then sealed his essence on the Moon.
Age hasn't slowed me down, Sakuya Izayoi. I'm still the strongest vampire hunter who ever lived.
>>720028
The loss of a son... I want to sympathize but I never had a child. Time passed me by too fast.
No.720032
>>720030
I know this place that makes a bacon cheeseburger that uses BLTs as buns.
>>720031
Actually, Raditz being dead is fine. He was a dick.
No.720033
>>720032
Sounds nice. Weird... but nice.
No.720034
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Awww, is story time over?
No.720035
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>>720033
It'll rock your world
>>720034
Your brother sucked. You don't. Your Wife is a pain in the ass. The End.
No.720036
>>720032
Oh... well, that's different then.
No.720037
>>720035
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Tell it again!
No.720038
>>720035
Well, now I'm just excited.
>he doesn't seem excited
>at all
>damn it MK learn to convey emotions
No.720039
>>720036
I think its cause I let him eat dirt as a kid
>>720037
No.
>>720038
You don't seem excited. I mean, if you don't want to get one thats fine. The place serves soup as well. You seem like a guy who likes soup.
No.720040
>>720039
What gave you that idea?
No.720041
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>>720039
>pouring mud into a Cup Noodles
What was that about eatin' mud, pops?
No.720042
>>720039
That can't be healthy.
No.720044
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>>720040
The lack of excitement or emotion in your voice
>>720041
>sigh
>SIGH
Nothing son, you just keep being you.
>Its not my fault this time Gine, I didn't raise him!
>>720042
To be fair, I didn't really pay any attention to him when he was young. If I wasn't off wrecking some shit ass planet, I only had two things on my mind and only his mother could help me with them.
No.720046
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>>720044
I...
Just had an idea.
>uh oh
No.720047
>>720044
Oh. ...That's kind of just how I talk.
No.720048
>>720045
>yaaaaaawn
Ok, a few more tries and then I'll eat something.
>picks the 3DS that was balancing on him off
Maybe if I check the book one more time?
>takes a game booklet out
>he actually wrote in the notes section
>who does that
No.720049
>>720046
For the last time, I am not okay with us buying matching white suits
>>720047
Oh. Well, still if you'd rather soup they have soup.
No.720050
>>720048
>is this kid really having trouble in Snake Eater
>come on now
It's not that hard.
No.720051
>>720049
I'm good with anything, to be honest with you.
No.720052
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>>720049
But that wasn't even it!
It was gonna be for matching yellow suits this time.
...Wait, that wasn't it. We should go to New York!
No.720053
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>>720052
No. No we shouldn't.
>>720051
Meet you there
>flies off
>doesn't realize that not everyone can fly
>did he even give Moon Knight the address?
>oh well
No.720054
>>720050
>walk right up to guard
>[!]
>CHOKESLAM
>shot upon from all different sides
Bah, maybe these stealth games just aren't for me.
>
>finally notices Koko
Eh? You've played this before?
No.720055
>>720053
BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUITS!
>zoom
No.720056
>>720054
>
Try walking up from behind. Where they can't see.
No.720057
>>720053
>it's okay, Bardock
>Moon Knight's not a caveman
>he has technology
No.720058
>>720056
Where they can't see, huh...
>Splitter/Tiger Stripes equipped for every occasion
>Mini no
>waiting for the guard to turn around
>
>
>
This is taking so loooooooooong!
No.720059
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>>720058
>
You're not cut out for sneaking, huh.
>boots her juiced up 3DS
No.720060
>>720059
Guess not. But that's fine, nobody's good at everything, eh?
I just don't get why anybody would wanna wait in order to get what they want, it just makes me itch.
>stabbing every snake in sight
>
Oi, are we gonna co-op or something?
No.720061
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>>720060
Maybe you should try something else.
>Monster Hunter X
>everything is in nipnong
No.720062
>>720061
Gah, but I already beat all of my other games!
I wanted to try something different too. You never know, eh?
>?
Eh, isn't that the language Waver hates...what was it...
>wait a minute
Is that a dragon!?
No.720063
>so
>we're not fighting anymore
>ok.jpeg
>but it'd be so easy aaaa
No.720064
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>>720062
Japanese are terrible people but make great time wasters.
>
Yyyyyep.
>another one shows up
No.720065
>>720063
>we're still building the Hanging Gardens tho
>flying fortress yo
No.720066
>>720064
Ha! Isn't that kinda funny? You sure look like something they'd make.
>
Ah...but I guess I do too, maybe. Only if they have good taste!
>cheesegrin
What're you waiting for? Kill it!
No.720067
No.720068
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>>720066
It's worth more captured alive. Gives more materials to build better equipment.
>traps take so fukken long tho aaa
No.720069
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>>720065
>it'll have to wait until my Char costume comes in the mail
>poison bolt lined up with Mini
I don't plan on understanding anytime soon, but I take it you've heard.
No.720070
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>>720069
The green haired one made a compelling case.
I knew I was being played for a fool by that Einzbern...
No.720071
>>720068
A pragmatic one, aren't you!
But then that means there's somebody buying them, right?
Buying dragons and giving stuff away for it...sheesh, what a business!
>peering over the screen
>hair totally getting in the way
No.720072
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>>720070
You don't say.
>rubbing her aching shoulders
I'm glad to see you come out of it unscathed then, Master.
But I require more stimulation than reining Sakuya in, if I'm going to entrust my authority to you.
No.720073
>>720071
Oh they butcher it. Or at least it's implied.
>fucking
You mind?
No.720074
>>720072
You will be heading up my reformed La Squadra di Esecuzione.
No.720075
>>720073
Mind?
>oh
Ah, my bad!
>flips the 'tail to the other side
You mean you can't just take better equipment?
No.720076
>>720075
Quid pro quo, that's just the way things are.
No.720077
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>>720074
>[Translating from spaghetti]
Interesting.
I've heard of these secret government agencies that do the dirty work that the normal service is incapable or unwilling to do. We had that in my time too, you know.
>sizing up
But you're no slouch, Master. Don't tell me you're secretly pitying me with this position.
No.720078
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>>720077
I do not give prestige for pity, Assassin. You are the only one I trust with the skill and will to be my left hand.
I am giving you carte blanche to bring in anyone you believe will serve well under you.
No.720079
>>720076
You sound like a couple other people I know. They're pessimists too!
>watchan
Ah, but I guess then that's the challenge of the game, huh.
So who are you? Most of the cats I've met are small and aren't very good at video games. Ha!
>
Ooooooooooh, get that!
>pointing at a Brachy
No.720080
>>720079
>I
>am not prepared for this
>UH
Name's Kokonoe. I do the science around here when Lex is off doing whatever the fuck he does.
>goddamn fucking Brachy stop blowing the floor up you nigger reeeeee
No.720081
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>>720078
>eyes glittering
Grazie, then.
All other things considered, who is so threatening that it deserves the attention of Giorno Giovanna?
Or more accurately put, who falls under the ministrations of Semiramis?
No.720082
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>>720081
Passione is not the only group in all of Italy.
I intend to change this.
I will give you a list of people I need to... disappear. I am sure your birds can tell you more about them to personalize their demise, yes?
No.720083
>>720080
Science, huh. Waver says scientists are suspicious.
And then he keeps playing that "Well Paid Scientist" song...
>GIT IT
I'm Alexander!
No.720084
No.720085
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>>720083
Everyone's suspicious until they're not.
>TASTE HAMMER YOU EXPLOSIVE CUNT
>[victory jingle]
Ran out of traps...
No.720086
>>720082
You're learning already.
>taps her chin
This I can do. Though my birdies tire like any real version does. You'll have to be content with letting me use this archaic "telephone" contraption.
And outside of Italy?
No.720087
>>720086
>didn't I give her one
Archaic? Aren't you from Babylon...?
>fuggin space tech
>fuggin Gil
No.720088
>>720085
You sound kinda lonely.
>!
WAHAHAHA! See! You got what you needed, but it's just a little less. Now you can play the game more!
Ah, can I try? Please?
>gleam~
No.720089
>>720087
Assassins must stay as up to date on any and all current affairs as we possibly can. As both a class and a profession, more so than any other.
>pops the Nokia out of her bitties
This is positively archaic, from my research.
No.720090
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>>720088
The hell's all this "lonely" business?
>
>
>
Break it and I'll break you.
>git u UPGRADE
No.720091
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>>720089
>pulls his own Nokia out
This stopped a bullet for me once, before my Stand awoke. I trust it as much as I do anything else.
...But fine, go pick one from a store.
No.720092
>>720090
People aren't so hard to figure out.
So if you act like what you know they want, there's nothing to hide!
...Well, Big Sis Martha says that's wrong, when she's not beating up dragons.
>grabby hands
Count on me!
>immediately runs off a cliff in the excitement
Oops...
No.720093
>>720091
"Stand", so that's what you call it.
>more research must be given to this
Funny you should mention that~
>doves fly in with a Galaxy 6S
No.720094
>>720093
Good grief...
>Nokia Lumia 520 in his hand
And here I got you one.
No.720095
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>>720094
All for the sake of staying ahead of the curve, Giorno.
>takes it anyway
I suppose I should give something in return, but we can discuss that later.
Unfortunately, I may as well be a week old when it comes to the people that frequent this place. I need a faster way to narrow the search down.
No.720097
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>>720095
They don't reside here, Assassin.
No.720098
>>720096
Ah, the first stumble is always the hardest!
>runnan around
Sure seems empt-
>Deviljo
Oooooooooooooh!
No.720099
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>>720097
No, but my accomplices potentially do, if you were paying attention.
There's one I have my eye on, but I doubt his situation is as uncomplicated as I'd like it to be.
No.720100
>>720099
And who is that? I'll admit I've been busy digging for information about the Grail.
No.720101
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>>720098
>fucking JHOS
Run.
No.720102
>>720100
It's unhealthy to spend so much time with your nose buried in a book.
>like that Ruler
>rrrr
Asking so bluntly? I would only trust a man or woman prudent enough to watch their tracks for this kind of work.
No.720103
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>>720102
A leader should be direc-
...
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No.720104
>>720101
HA! You really don't know me too well!
>running full-tilt at the fucker
Never surrender! Never concede! Never-
>one-shotted
...Ah, it's just a game, right?
No.720105
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>>720103
>nani
...How are you doing that with your face.
>waves her hand in the shadowed area
No.720106
>>720103
You've grown, my boy.
>>720105
>like father like son
Hmm? Surrounding yourself in beautiful women, I'm almost proud.
No.720107
>>720105
Lots of practice. If you'll excuse me.
>>720106
...
>[G O L D E X P E R I E N C E]
What do you want, padre.
No.720108
>distant [Báthory Erzsébet]
No.720109
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>>720104
Sheesh. At least it doesn't cost too much to initiate...
No.720110
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>>720106
>[suspicious]
>...but man is this dude hot
This beautiful woman is almost thankful.
>disappears
>>720107
>and reappears closer
>...
>sidesteps around GE
No.720111
>>720108
>?
Gesundheit!
>>720109
Initiate?
>hands the gamu back
Thanks, that was pretty fun! Do you have that Dynasty Warriors game? That's a fun one!
No.720112
>>720107
>[ZA WARUDO]
Can a man not greet his son?
>>720110
>smirks
And who are you to my boy.
>did she just fucking disappear
>what kind of Stand power...
No.720113
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>>720110
>das mai knifewife
Be careful.
>>720112
There are men who want you dead. Being here is suicidal.
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