No.720126
>YOU
>SHOOK ME ALLLLL NIGHT LONG
No.720129
>>720114
Hup!
>leaps through the Archer-shaped hole
Hyah!
>swings Bolg down on Aacha
No.720130
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>these ghosts are fighting
>huh
>watching Lancer and Archer
No.720131
>>720129
>what's all the hubbub, bub
>>720130
>?
No.720133
>>720129
>!
>rolls out of the way
>flips to his feet, throwing K&B
No.720134
>>720133
>dodges one and deflects the other
>rush
No.720135
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>these assholes woke me up
>I'm gonna punch them
>right in the face
No.720136
>>720132
Hiya!
You know why they're doin' this?
No.720137
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>>720136
They only just started. I'm sure the reason will become apparent.
No.720138
>>720137
Wait for this, wait for that.
Sheesh, you old guys must be made of sterner stuff.
>
...Wait.
No.720139
>>720134
>
>crashes into the wall with a crunch
No.720140
>>720138
Patience is a virtue.
>
What is it now?
No.720141
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>>720139
>hop
>skip
>and
>FOOT SPEAR DIVE
No.720142
>>720141
Trace on.
>cannons online
>KA-BOOM
No.720143
>>720140
Nothin', I just thought of something funny!
>yawn
Looks like those two are gonna be at it for a while. I can sleep and still watch the fight later.
>biggu shirt go
>flops onto his face
>zzz
No.720144
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No.720145
What the fuck're those two doing.
>Killing each other. You know, what you should be doing?
Not now.
>Now's as good a time as any.
No.720146
>>720142
>thrown out of the building
>and caught by the draognloli
Took you long enough.
>"You're welcome."
>both land inside and take a stance against the black veined Archer
No.720147
>>720146
What the hell is going on?
>Y'know instead of getting in the middle, let's just watch. Get the juices flowing, y'know?
...
>And by juices, I mean blood.
No.720148
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No.720149
>What's with all these dipshits talking to themselves?
Don't be rude, Add.
>And how come you still look like you? What the fuck happened to the horse and the armor and the great big stonking-
If you keep this up I'm going to put your curtain back on.
No.720150
>>720147
I dunno. He called to meet up with us and when we got here we got ambushed by him.
>>720148
>!
>
No.720151
>>720148
>this guy
>>720149
>is that another Mordred
>goddammit
>>720150
You gonna punch his face or what.
No.720152
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>>720148
>Caster switch
>casting lightning and fire
No.720153
>>720151
>Look alive, Grey. The big fucker's looking at you.
What's he look like?
>He looks like a big fucker!
No.720154
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>>720150
>>720152
>impaled
>burnt
>zapped
>lying on the ground, smoking
No.720155
>sighs
Why'd you want me to come back here, again?
>My Spider-Senses are tingling, Moonman. People are trying to steal our gimmick!
"Our" gimmick?
>I'm you, you're me, blah blah blah, we've been over this. I even showed you the definition of "avatar" in the dictionary once.
...Whatever. What do you want me to do?
>I dunno. Kill 'em! That usually works!
No.720157
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>>720153
>6'3'' motherfuckers
Are you another Saber?
>>720155
>Brand of Sacrifice aching
>stupid birdgod
>Hey, Guts. Wanna see me chase a bird?
No.
>You're killing me.
No.720158
>>720151
I like to let my spear do the punching. This guy doesn't go down easy, either.
>>720152
Can you watch it next time?
>putting out a fire on his ponytail
>>720154
Right.
>
No.720159
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>>720154
Hey, is he saying something?
>>720158
Next time move your fat ass out of the way! Hurry up and put him down already!
No.720160
>>720155
>Greeeeeeeeeey!
In the name of the spear, I shall defeat you.
>It's a scythe, Grey.
That sounds dumb.
>>720157
Master says to not talk to strangers.
No.720162
>>720158
Whatever then.
>>720160
>entirely ignoring what she just said
>Guts please
You look like Saber.
No.720163
>>720157
>I'm not just a bird, pal.
>Form of: Faceless Tigra
>oh sweet jesus why
>>720160
...Great, so we've all got voices in our heads.
>Do you need to build another treehouse now?
No.720164
>>720156
>slowly stirring
...fire is my blood...
>>720158
...thousand blades...
>sitting up
>>720159
...hands will never hold...
>on his knee at this point
>>720161
Unlimited Blade Wor-
>distant gunshot
>SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
No.720165
>>720162
That's why Master says I have to keep the hood on, otherwise his head hurts and he starts leaking.
>Crying!
That's not what I said.
>>720163
Rude.
No.720166
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>>720164
>spletch
>Aacha blood on face
...
...
...
>[sad]
No.720167
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>>720161
>dispels the charge
Could be a bit late.
>>720159
Looks like the newbie's a crack shot.
>looks out the window
>thumbs up
>>720164
Oi, you feel like thinking straight yet, you bastard?
No.720168
>>720163
>That just makes me hungry.
...
>Nothing?
This is stupid.
>>720165
Why do you look like Saber.
No.720169
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>>720164
That was close...
>>720167
I need to go report back, see if you can learn anything.
>flies off
No.720170
>>720164
>shakes her head
>>720167
Thank you for the help~
No.720171
>>720168
>This fag one of those Saberphiles?
That's not a word, Add.
>I'm working with what I got here.
She's my great great great great great...
>this could go on for a while
No.720172
>>720166
>do i look dead to you
>cough
Neck...lace.
>>720167
>black veins receding
>coughs up a bit of blood
>>720170
>looking over
>trying to muster up the energy to flip the bird
No.720173
>>720167
Archer's going to be okay, right?
>
>
>
>oh
Your teacher wants to kill us all even knowing the truth.
She doesn't care.
>frown
I asked Archer to call you, what happened?
>>720172
>did I say you looked dead
>friend to all over here
>:c
Necklace?
No.720174
>>720171
I'm going to punch that lantern.
>zones out after the 20th "great"
No.720175
>>720165
You talking to me or him?
>taps the side of his head
>>720168
>Holy shit, it's like looking into a mirror. A really fucked-up mirror.
Stupid isn't a strong enough word for this.
No.720176
>>720170
>!
>RRRRRRRRRR
You... who are you?
>>720172
I thought you were stronger than that, Archer.
>>720173
I'll... I'll deal with Teach. If you see her you know how to get me.
>sadeyes
>and back to focus
Archer said called me up and said he needed my help. When I got up to the meeting place with Liz, we got hit by that explosive sword-arrow of his.
No.720177
>>720173
>reaching to his neck
>trying to get Tohsaka's necklace
>>720176
>fuck you I'm getting up just to spite you
No.720178
>>720172
It's too late, Shirou.
You tried, isn't that all that matters?
Being obsessed with winning is what got you into this mess in the first place.
>>720176
You can think of me as the one pulling the strings the whole time.
>
Oh! Dear me, but I almost forgot the other.
No.720179
>>720176
I don't have your numbers!
>takes his phone out
>it only has Gilgamesh, Saber, and Archer as contacts
Master doesn't have one either.
>>720177
>uh
>stretches a hand on over
>necklace nudged into his hand
Necklace!
No.720180
>>720174
Being rude isn't nice.
>No shit.
I already went, thank you.
>>720175
Who?
No.720181
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>>720175
>You're tellin' me. What the fuck?
I hate this.
>>720180
Why does your lantern talk, did you not punch it enough?
No.720182
>>720178
Other?
>>720179
>swipes the phone
>dials in his number
There ya go.
>phones in Liz's number too
Call Liz in case you can't get me or something.
No.720183
>>720180
Ah, so you can't hear him. Never mind.
>She might just be playing dumb. Actually, scratch that: She IS dumb. She's even dumber than you. And that's saying a lot.
>>720181
Same here.
>So, how'd you get stuck with a guy who can't even read?
No.720184
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>>720178
>I just wanted to make you proud
>Get out of my head, accursed Grail. You won't trick me again.
>>720179
>holding the necklace above his heart
>Fate/StayNight_Prolouge
>using the magical energy in the necklace to heal his heart
Thank you, Enkidu.
No.720185
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>>720181
He's not a lantern, he's a very naughty boy.
>>720183
>Say that again, motherfucker!
Add?
>scythe up
Who hurt your feelings.
>I don't got any feelings!
Yeah but who hurt them.
No.720186
>>720182
>squeals internally
>and externally
>returns the phone to where it was hiding: inside Enkidu's head
Thank you guard dog!
>>720184
You okay now?
No.720187
>>720182
>waggles a finger
No, it's not time yet.
The crowd isn't right for that.
>>720184
Oho?
It'll happen to you whether you like it or not.
You're really the gift that keeps on giving, Shirou. The World won't let you stay with me forever, but it doesn't seem to care how much sustenance you provide.
So really. Thank you.
>>720186
You. You want to kill me, don't you?
>smiles
No.720188
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>>720183
>Take one part repression, mix with two parts fury, add a tablespoon of mental compartmentalization and you get me. Or, uh. Him. Us. You get the idea.
This is going to be bothersome.
>>720185
I don't get it.
No.720189
>>720186
>flinches
Yeah yeah, don't sweat it.
>>720184
You're welcome. Also, you owe me a new shirt.
>>720187
What about now?
>GAE BOLG
No.720190
>>720186
>nods
Just a flesh wound.
>>720187
>Shirou Emiya was a mistake
>[rages internally]
>>720189
I'll compensate you all fully. My apologies, Lancer.
No.720191
>>720185
>You got a problem? 'Cause right now, seein' who you're stuck with is making me appreciate Marc a lot more.
Wait, really?
>And now you've ruined it.
>>720188
>Huh. I just brought this asshole back from the dead hoping he'd kill people for me. But gettin' him to do anything's like trying to start a broken lawnmower.
Yep. Guess we'll just have to deal with it.
No.720192
>>720187
>
>judging
>judging
You're corrupted. I can clean you of your filth.
>chargan up Enuma Elish
>run bitch ruuuun
>>720189
Lancer, you shouldn't be in my way when I do this.
>>720190
>Aacha
>wanna see what the Counter Force looks like up close?
No.720193
>>720189
>BOLG jutting out of her chest
>blink
Oh my!
>>720190
I know what you're thinking~
But you act like you don't have a choice.
You've always a choice, Shirou.
You just picked wrong every time.
>>720192
Clean me?
Why would you do that?
No.720194
>>720188
Yes.
>>720191
>[indiscriminate Add noises]
I'm going to look those up when we get home and then you're in trouble, mister.
>stands inside the scythe
>wheels out
No.720195
>>720191
>Guts'll deny it, but he's got a bloodthirst that'll never be quenched.
...
>Just a matter of time.
No.720196
>>720192
You sure that's a good idea, kid?
>>720193
>not dead
>wat
>i'm not enough of a god killer to know what to do next
>pulls back
>should I throw?
>I need more bolgs
No.720197
>>720194
>Ha, I made him mad.
>>720195
>Same thing with Marc over here. 'Cept he keeps trying to pretend he's some kind of hero while he murders people.
...Hrm.
No.720198
>>720192
>I've seen enough of it
>>720193
Enough. That name isn't mine any more, I'm not him!
>CALADBOLG
No.720199
>>720193
Who would want to bear All The World's Evil?
>all dis Age of the Gods mana
You'll feel much better, I promise.
>>720196
Kid?
>bruh I'm like 8000 years older than you
>humanity's second hero
The Grail is corrupted. I'm cleaning the corruption.
I'm killing Angra Mainyu.
>Gil would be so proud
>git fukt, gods
>>720198
>:3c
No.720200
>>720196
>if only Teach wasn't being moody
>:^)
You know, most other weapons the person has to make a conscious decision whether or not to kill someone.
>smiles
But you just have to pull the trigger, so to speak. I imagine it must be easy.
>>720198
>Caladbolg hole to match the BOLG one
>as much mud as Enk is
>also a little drippier
>>720199
Who?
You're mistaken. This is simply an avatar of my whole being.
It won't do much in the long run to purify this little bit of me~
No.720201
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>>720199
>kid to me
I hope it works, Enk. I'm going to be way over there.
>points at a distant ridge out the window
>>720200
Good luck, whoever you are.
>leaps out
No.720202
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>>720199
>fine I'm outta here
>>720200
>gone
No.720203
>>720200
You think I can't reach you?
>Enkidu status: Divine Construct
>we have transcended the mud
No.720204
>>720201
>>720202
Soon.
>>720203
>...
>...
>...
You'll pay for this, you know.
>sweet as sugar
>melts completely
>down the drain she goes
No.720205
>>720204
The gods already made me pay, I have nothing left to lose~.
>there she goes
It's okay to come back!
No.720206
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>>720205
>fwip
So she's the cause of all the trouble, huh?
No.720207
>>720206
She is the Grail itself, or just the avatar of it.
If you can help me find the real thing, I can use my Noble Phantasm and remove the corruption plaguing it.
No.720208
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>>720207
I dunno how you think I'd know how to even begin finding the damn thing. I've never seen the Grail myself. Three wars and not once did I ever see it.
No.720209
>>720208
I don't think you would.
>
Kotomine would, so Gilgamesh would.
No.720210
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>>720209
I can't imagine someone like him being the hero of this story.
>beepbeep
>?
>checks his phone
>texting in progress
>puts it away
Never thought I'd see the day where Archer ever apologised. Feel kinda bad for the guy.
No.720211
>>720210
>head vibrating
>phone rattles out
I got a thing!
No.720212
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>>720211
He asked me what I wanted for dinner, yours is probably the same too. Wouldn't pass up this opportunity if I were you.
No.720213
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>>720212
>thinking
>thinking
>thinking
I wonder if Archer knows how to make goulash...
No.720214
>>720213
Dude will probably look it up if you ask him. Hell, make him host a dinner party.
No.720215
>>720214
I can cut vegetables!
>
See?
No.720216
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>>720215
>snorts
I wonder if youd make a better housewife than that Archer. You certainly look the part.
No.720218
>>720217
Don't worry about it, Enk
.>looks out the window
>making frantic hand gestures
Gottta run, Master probably wants a full report.
>spiritmode
No.720219
>>720218
Bye!
...
I'm alone now.
...
>flops into the Gate of Babylon
No.720220
I believe I owed a man some weaponry.
No.720223
>>720222
>nnnnope
>lesson learned
>leave the animal ladies to their sleep
>plucks a worm from his nose
...you better not have brought friends up there.
No.720224
>>720223
>WHO GOES THERE
>tiny yawn
>you have awoken the fox, young boy
No.720225
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>>720224
>what would Mysterion do
>...actually no, he's a square
>falls to the ground to try and play dead
No.720226
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>>720225
>?
Is that another dead body..? Just a kid too.
>goes to pick him up
>...
>zaps him in the butt
No.720227
>>720226
Electricity or a form of magic?
No.720228
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>>720227
It's quite a mystery, isn't it?
No.720229
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>>720226
>muffled yelp
>rolls around holding the seat of his pants
Not the ass, not the ass!
No.720230
>>720229
Nyahaha! Sorry, sorry. Are you okay?
No.720231
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>>720230
Jeez...little too soon for branding me, don't you think?
>shakes his head
I'm fine, I'm fine.
No.720232
>>720228
It is, but one that does not concern me that much.
It is one or the other and in the end they bothe achieve the effect if lighting. One of the few elements I built tech to counter.
Now, remind me kitsune, What was your name?
No.720233
>>720231
Let's not get ahead of ourselves, alright?
>>720232
Fire's more my thing anyway.
>tossing a fireball between each hand
I'm Ahri.
No.720234
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>>720233
>incoming beating
>nervous grin
Right, no more dirty jokes, got it. You're the boss, boss.
No.720235
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>>720234
>hand offered
Now come on, no need to roll around on the floor. I haven't cleaned it in days.
No.720236
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>>720235
People actually clean their floors at home?
>anxiously stares at the hand before taking it
>flinches preemptively
No.720237
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>>720236
Well someone's gotta keep the place hygienic.
>?
>pulls him up
Are you alright? I'm not going to hurt you, you know.
No.720238
>>720233
Ah now I remember you!
we were drinking a while ago!
No.720239
Rassum feassum network execs. Kids love me, nerds love me, why can't I host New Years Eve instead of Seacrest?
No.720240
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>>720237
Just being a smartass. Which is marginally better than a zapped ass.
>that's what everyone says, and I still have to tell the teachers I ran into doors
Fingers crossed. I'm Kenny.
No.720241
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>>720238
Good to see you didn't forget me so easily. Though you wouldn't be the first one to try and out drink me.
>>720239
Because your definition of "family friendly fun" is skewed
>>720240
>ears flicking
Normally people who see girls like me don't flinch in terror.
No.720242
>>720241
Menopausal Bikini Jello Wrestling isn't family friendly?
No.720243
>>720241
I hardly forget. Or at least, I don't forget the parts important to me.
>>720239
Who knows Deadpool? Who knows.
No.720244
>>720243
Every one knows Deadpool. Did you even read comic con reports? I'm kind of a big deal
No.720245
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>>720242
It's not quite. The only thing family friendly about it is the jello part. And maybe the menopausal part.
>>720243
I'm important? I'm flattered~
No.720246
>>720245
Well what about Dom N. Atrix and the No Safewords Required? They are a great band that terrifies me
No.720247
>>720244
No. Where I was raised bread was a luxury.
Though I do know you Deadpool, I meant who knows the reason why you wern't picked for new year.
>>720245
Hah! Don't get too doe-eyed on me Ahri, I know what your race is notorious for, no offence.
No.720248
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>>720242
Whoa, easy pal, I can only get so erect.
Just take Seacrest hostage or something.
>>720241
Well, I could do what I normally do and say "hubba hubba my jaw won't stay up please marry me beautiful fox lady".
>grins
But I'm sure you get enough of that.
No.720249
>>720247
The execs know. But they gave me some line about contracts in place
No.720250
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>>720246
Absolutely not.
>>720247
Oh do go on, please~
>>720248
Well it is nice to get a compliment every now and then. Just don't say that to my sister.
No.720251
>>720250
Demonic killers from the east. Geisha in feline form.
in short, a race fixated with the intent to Kill. The only difference between your kind and an actual assassin is your methods are very...Whimsical.
No.720252
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>>720250
If you mean the half naked cat lady, lesson learned. She's savage...
>dying fixed his leg at least
No.720253
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>>720251
You've got me feeling nostalgic now...
>>720252
Oh, so you've met her? I'm sorry, on her behalf.
No.720254
>>720253
So if that's your past- what about now? what drove you to this realm as dangerous as it is.
If all these questions are irritating you say so. I'm always inquisitive.
>>720252
You seem wounded. How and where?
No.720255
File: 1451582734127.gif (120.48 KB, 500x153, 500:153, tumblr_nwfybcw0Fb1qf2dg2o1….gif)
>>720254
Aww, I'm not hurt. Things just got a bit rough at home last night.
>rubs a bloody patch on his head
>>720253
He's my teacher's ladyfriend. Lucky bastard...
>wiggles his eyebrows
It's alright, you're sweet enough to lessen the pain.
No.720256
>>720254
Because I love to travel. And besides, I've put the killing behind me. Mostly. Kind of. At any rate I don't run around committing homicide at random any more.
>>720255
"Lucky" is a relative term. You haven't told me your name yet, you know.
No.720257
>>720256
>maybe she couldn't hear me through the hood
My name's Kenny. Kenny McCormick.
No.720258
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>>720257
>probably
Well then, Kenny, would you like something? Toast? Cereal? Noodles even?
No.720259
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>>720258
>wait there's food here?
>malnourished excitement
I'd take stale bread at this point. I haven't eaten in days...do you got any Lucky Charms?
No.720260
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>>720259
We'll have to see, won't we?
>takes his hand
>leads him to the kitchen
>rooting about in the closets
No.720261
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>>720260
>holding hands is first base, right
>woohoo
Cheerios works too. Or Raisin Bran. Something. Anything.
>grabs a bagel and takes a bite out of it raw
No.720262
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>>720261
You can at least warm them up.
>pulls out Captain Crunch
The only thing not expired around here, by the look of it.
No.720263
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>>720262
Good by me. That myth about Cap'n Crunch cutting the roof of your mouth is bull anyway.
>gulp
No.720264
File: 1451586938558.jpg (339.54 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2d2ea1687c46f42ecb1a101813….jpg)
>>720263
Wait, what? It does that?
No.720265
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>>720264
Eric told me that once, but I think he was just trying to take it for himself.
>fat fuck
>...and for some reason my best friend
>tips the box into his mouth
>fills his cheeks like a chipmunk
No.720266
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>>720265
You sure you don't need milk? I think we have some...
>pulls a carton out of the fridge
>sniffsniff
It's a miracle!
No.720267
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>>720266
...
>"Can I have some milk in my cereal?"
>"FUCK ARE YOU, ROYALTY"
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP STUART"
>"SORRY I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY, CAROL"
Not used to having it around, I guess.
>takes a swig from the carton
>mmm~
No.720268
>>720267
Using your mouth as a bowl is pretty smart, but we have some actual bowls you can use too.
>pulls out a nice breakfast set
Do you eat like this at home?
No.720269
File: 1451588490003.png (353.82 KB, 736x926, 368:463, tumblr_nxprqhXb131uurvqro1….png)
>>720268
...yeah. Gets me out of the house quicker.
>damn this is like what Kyle eats off of
But I'm open to new experiences.
>innuendos, I love'm
No.720270
>>720269
>good thing Ahri's an airhead sometimes
Don't like staying at home, hm?
>sipping at her tea
>slides another cup over
No.720271
>>720270
"Fuck" to the "no". My parents' drink of choice is anything with alcohol in it, if you catch my drift. Even staying here would be better.
>...
But my siblings are at home. I can't just leave them there.
>distractedly sips from the cup
No.720272
File: 1451590024381.jpg (168.81 KB, 850x608, 425:304, sample-f661bd11adcbe1a2f3e….jpg)
>Sits down in a chair and starts to play a calming tune on the piano. It was almost a new year.
No.720273
>>720271
If I could help you move them to a safe place, would you want me to?
>>720272
Feeling festive?
No.720274
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>>720273
Yes I am.
>……
Would you happen to be Ahri?
No.720275
>>720274
Ooh, my reputation precedes me!
No.720276
>>720275
No.
>Stops playing to scratch the back of my head.
I'll keep things short. The female named Janna was thrown into hell a while back and I have to deal with the one named Parsee. I would appreciate if you can find away to bring her back before I go deaf from the monster complaining that she left her.
No.720277
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>>720272
>a meal and a show
>nnnnnnice
>>720273
Not a matter of whether or not I'd want you to. I'd say yes in a heartbeat.
>sad smile
But there's a catch. Always is. People don't do things for free.
No.720278
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>>720276
I heard about that.
>sipping her tea
I've already called in what favours I can, but we'll see if they pull through for us.
>>720277
No catch. I just love helping where I can.
>hmmm
I'll talk to my mother and see if there's room in the temple.
No.720279
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>>720277
>A kid in a hoodie? How strange..
Hello there.
No.720280
>>720278
Thank you I am truly grateful.
> Goes back to playing the piano.
I don't know what they see in each other.
No.720281
>"Y'know, out of all the people who have sidekicks, I'm pretty sure you're the least qualified."
Says the guy who played sidekick to a bunch of carnies and thieves before he became an Avenger.
>"...Yeah, but that's different."
No.720282
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>>720281
Hello Moon Knight. Are you here to experience the new year?
No.720283
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>>720279
You play the ivory keys real well, sweet cheeks.
>only partially muffled by the hood
>>720281
>b0ss
>gibbe de pussi
Hey. Who's this?
>>720278
>is she really untrustworthy, or am I just broken
>...no it's definitely her
Well...okay, I'll take a look.
>I GUESS
No.720284
File: 1451592041278.jpg (684.58 KB, 1181x1002, 1181:1002, 50b1b56b4c48aab2d7ad718418….jpg)
>>720280
I've learned not to question Janna and her decisions at this point.
>>720281
>rimshots
No.720285
>>720282
Yeah. Should be fun.
>>720283
This is Hawkeye. He's another hero I work with... sometimes.
>"Huh. I was thinking you'd make this kid run around in a suit like yours all day."
>>720284
>"Really? You're just gonna encourage him like that? Sheesh, talk about favoritism."
>at least MK's in a good mood now
No.720286
>>720283
Thank you and please just call me Sakuya. You may also want to pull back that hoodie so some people can understand you better.
>>720284
You should question her since it may just keep her out of trouble.
>>720285
Good! Please enjoy yourself before the others rush in and cause chaos.
No.720287
>>720283
I'll let you know once I get everything sorted, alright?
>headpat
>>720285
>
>leaning on MK
Of course I would favour him!
>>720286
>snorts
I don't think I should be the one questioning people and keeping them out of trouble. I'm almost as bad as she is.
No.720288
>>720287
You don't seem to be solely focused on annoying dangerous people or sleeping with the majority.
No.720289
>>720285
I have a suit. People usually have an easier time talking to me without it on, but I could slip into it if you like.
>grins
Unless you mean Princess Kenny.
>>720286
>down comes the hood
>
Sorry, force of habit.
>>720287
>flinches
>...it's like a slap, but really slow
>and nice
>...huh
Just, uh...make sure it's childproofed. Kev's a bit of an idiot...
No.720290
>>720286
Knowing this place, that won't take long.
>>720287
>this is fine
>"...Why am I here again?"
Don't know. You're the one that decided to follow me here, Clint.
>>720289
>"Princess? And here I thought Moon Knight couldn't get any more messed u-"
>cue MK elbowing Hawkguy in the jaw
...Kenny, just a heads-up, but my girlfriend said she'll stop talking to you if you do that again.
No.720291
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No.720292
>>720288
I seem to land myself in trouble more often than not, really.
>>720289
Don't worry, mum's real good with kids! Just look at how my sister and I turned out.
>>720290
Barely a few hours here and I've already made someone uncomfortable. Must be a new record for me.
>checks her phone
Well, looks like I got a busy day of new year's ahead of me. If you see Ragna tell him I'll spend the day with him the next time he's not running around being a hero.
>foxvanish
No.720293
>>720292
Sure thing, Ahri. Take care.
No.720294
>>720290
Yea.... So who's the boy? Is he the god that's in your head?
No.720295
>>720290
The guys back home loved it! They even paid-
>aw shit
>I mean she assaulted me, but those tats
She wouldn't talk to me over a lil cosplay? Jesus...fine, no more Princess-ing.
>...
While I'm here.
>>720291
Keeping my hood up. Keeps the dirt out of my mouth when I revive every night.
>shakes his head
Graves are a pain to escape.
>>720292
>cheesy grin
Busty and trusty. I can dig it. Though maybe a little less of the latter for her.
>...
In all seriousness, I really appreciate this. Even though I still think there's something up here.
No.720296
>>720294
You mean Kenny? He's the one who I'm teaching how to fight.
>>720295
That works. What we don't see isn't our problem.
>
...I think I accidentally knocked Hawkeye out.
>discreetly hands Kenny a marker
No.720297
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>>720296
Good.
>a boy's gotta eat after all
>takes the marker
Penises, or curse words?
No.720298
>>720295
Ah! So you're immortal as well. I am sorry to get into your personal space.
>Stops playing the piano.
>>720296
I thought he was a younger boy.
No.720299
>>720297
>chuckles
Why not both?
>>720298
>looks back at Kenny
Not sure how old he is, actually. Not like it really matters.
No.720300
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>>720299
Have you taught him how to dodge?
>DOOOODGGEEEEE!!
No.720301
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>>720300
We're... getting to that.
No.720302
>>720301
>Already threw a pockey at Kenny.
Hm? Oh, well you really need to teach him.
No.720303
>>720302
I know. There's a lot I need to do for him, from the looks of things.
No.720304
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>>720303
You could give him to me. I'll train him to be a fighter and to be loyal.
No.720305
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>>720298
I don't mind you in my personal space, babe~
...seriously though, you play well. I'm kinda jealous.
>>720299
>squeak
>squeak
>squeak
>"fuccboi"
HAH
No.720306
>>720305
Thank you, though I am nothing to be jealous of. If I should be the one jealous of you.
No.720307
>>720304
I appreciate the offer, but I think I can handle this on my own.
>>720305
>laughs
Nice work.
No.720308
>>720306
Jealous of me? What the hell for? I'm a mess, haha.
>...
>looks down
I'm a mess.
>>720307
You think he'll be mad at me?
No.720309
>>720307
Very well, how have you've been?
>>720308
At least you're able to keep your humanity.
No.720310
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>>720308
Nah. He'll probably get mad at me like he usually does.
>thumbs up
I don't mind taking the blame for this one.
>>720309
I've been doing pretty well lately. What about you?
No.720311
>>720310
Not that well. I found who murdered my friend but I can't really kill him. I can't kill a person that doesn't remember his actions and it's tearing me apart.
No.720312
>>720311
...Will you be okay?
No.720313
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>>720312
In do time. I may just start sleeping a lot more.
No.720314
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>>720309
...you look awful human to me.
>would cup her cheeks
>too short
>fug
>>720310
You're a savior, man.
>...
>hood on
Really. Thank you.
No.720315
>>720314
Humans usually despise me. They usually try to hunt me since I am a night crawler.
No.720316
>>720313
If you say so. Just let me know if you need help with anything.
>>720314
>Savior? Pffft... yeah, right.
...No problem, Kenny. What are friends for, right?
No.720317
>>720316
I'll.... I'll think about it.
No.720319
>>720316
...not all friends are quite as generous.
>Eric
>moody toody time to broody
I would like to practice again, please.
>>720315
>long silence
You can't help the ignorance of others...but as long as you continue to be a good person, they are irrelevant.
>narrows his eyes
And you are
No.720320
>>720317
It's probably no consolation but I'm sorry for what happened in the past.
No.720321
>>720317
I'm... sorry you had to find things out the way you did.
>>720319
Alright.
>backs up a little
Remember, when you're fighting, keep your arms close to your chin so you can protect your face more quickly.
>Moonman was a boxer once
>we Punch-Out now, Kenny
No.720322
>>720317
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry
No.720323
>>720320
It's fine, I'll get over it sooner or later.
>>720322
>Am I here just to suffer!
>>720321
It's fine.
>>720319
Ha ha, thank you. That actually means a lot.
No.720324
>>720323
I don't want to go.....
>FOOOSH!
No.720325
.....did everything just go time lord for a second?
No.720326
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>>720323
You're already admitting people you like to that mansion.
If anything I'd say the healing began before you even knew what happened, if that means anything.
>>720324
So now is he going to be the angry one?
No.720327
>>720326
no that one comes next! and still not a ginger!
No.720328
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>>720321
>pulls his fists in close and bounces on his heels
Don't bend your arm as you punch. Aim for sensitive points. Temples. Throat. Solar plexus...
>jabs at the empty air in front of him
>>720323
I'll tell you what I told someone else who felt the world was out for her...you are never alone.
...invest in sunscreen, maybe.
No.720329
>>720325
Well not everyone. I know well the dangers of fucking with time.
No.720331
>>720324
No come back!!!!
>>720326
The only reason why I am letting Moon into the mansion because I feel like he would take care of it. Remilia said for me to take care of our home and to find someone that would take care of it. The humans would love to tear down that place if I left it.
No.720332
>>720329
you got bit in the dick!
>>720330
thanks Dalek, I knew I could count on you!
No.720333
>>720328
You're better off throwing your entire bodyweight into strikes since you're just a kid.
Hit someone soft with a baby fist and they won't flinch.
Fuck the boxer nonsense, go in fast, hard and unruly.
>>720321
Marc you're teaching a kid, not an equal strengthwise.
'member that.
No.720335
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>>720334
clean chopped off! mother fucker gotta sit down to pee!
No.720336
>>720331
I still don't know when you made the jump to vampire. That Hakurei shrine maiden isn't either.
No.720338
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>>720323
I believe you. Still, if things don't get better... you know where to find me.
>>720328
>smiles
You got it. Told you you're learning fast.
>>720333
I remember. Still, knowing what spots to hit won't hurt him.
No.720339
>>720335
You have no idea how many days I had to spend repairing that problem.
Thank god for genetical engineering
No.720340
>>720328
>Chuckles.
Sunscreen would never work.
>>720338
Thank you.
>>720336
I never wished for it but Remilia was selfish and couldn't live with the fact that one day I would die as a human. It was painful but it happen two weeks before you killed her.
No.720341
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>>720340
But you already manipulate time to not age, it just sounds redundant.
No.720342
>>720339
well I'm sure if ya piss off Jay he'll get stumpy to try it again, speaking of maiming ya junk only helped him bang a psychic! he's have hot nasty alien on psychic sex right now!
No.720343
>>720333
>need to end things fast
>punch like Eric
>...but less fat
Understood.
>>720338
>takes a sharp swing
A first for me.
>roundhouse kick
>he's wiry, but spry
No.720344
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>>720340
...I'm sorry. That was insensitive.
No.720345
>>720338
Damian's gonna be jealous as hell.
>>720342
Wait wait rewind. Legless is doing what with who?
She's such a frigid bitch too.
I miss Q. This pseudo tragic emotionless shell trope is the lamest of the lame.
"Boo hoo I have powers and they hate me for it waaaaah!"
Ugh.
>>720343
Kidney shots are viable too. And people tend to protect their face more than their lovehandles. feel me?
No.720346
>>720340
>chuckles
You know, I'm starting to get used to helping people.
>>720343
>kicked in the side of the head
>but he's okay
>weak laugh
...Let's hope you can keep it up.
>throws a punch
>at least MK's holding back enough that it won't hurt much
>>720345
When isn't he jealous?
No.720347
No.720348
>>720341
It doesn't work like that. When I was human I could stop time for ten seconds, and if ever tried to go beyond that limit then my head would hurt, and I would start to vomit blood. I could not keep myself locked in time, keeping my age the same and Remilia knew that.
>>720344
No, please don't apologize. It was actually quite humorous.
No.720349
>>720348
I guess that's that then.
Whatever happened to your stopwatch?
No.720350
>>720342
>why am I dealing with...these people again
>because their god could kill you without even trying
>oh yeah..that
How interesting.
>>720345
>he hands a death ray to you.
as promised
One of my M.D.Ps will arrive soon. It's yours along with its crew.
No.720351
>>720345
well I'm trying to break them up and/or kill her!
No.720352
>>720349
>Takes out the cracked pocket watch from my pocket, and holds it out for you to see.
It's been in this kind of condition ever since.
>>720346
The best hero.
No.720353
File: 1451602125102.jpg (200.39 KB, 1280x901, 1280:901, tumblr_nv1smj4cYa1rtr8qjo3….jpg)
>>720346
Fair point.
>>720350
Don't know what that is, Dickless.
>>720351
Lucky you got the son of the Bat.
My detective instinct says that she's extremely insecure. All you gotta do is make her believe Flash is just using her to make himself feel better.
No.720354
>>720350
SEEEEEEEX!
>>720353
can't she just read his mind and see how he feels?
No.720355
>>720352
I use one of those too.
Strange yours is broken.
No.720356
>>720354
So get him drunk. Cloud his mind.
Problem solved.
No.720357
>>720353
>Sighs
Mobile.Defense.Platform.
>>720354
Can we change the subject Carnage? What else has been going on here.
No.720358
>>720352
The best? That might be a stretch.
>>720353
Seriously. Kid's got more issues than I do.
No.720359
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>>720356
Stumpy
DRUNK
come on man, either ya want to crush his spirits or not!
>>720357
hell if I know or care....oh air head is gone
No.720360
>>720359
That's what I'm saying dingleberry. Sa-bo-tage.
Spike his water with some hallucinogen. Unlike you his goop's not in his blood. He can be drugged.
>>720358
Kid has more issues than I do.
>>720357
Sounds stupid.
No.720361
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>>720360
ya know if he finds out ya helping destroy the only relationship he's had in over a year he's going to be pissed at you
No.720362
>>720359
Who?
>>720360
Its to the point. crew of a 1000, heavy duty impulsion turrets. Several plasma turrets., good shielding.
No.720363
>>720362
blond girl with wind powers, super lesbo
No.720364
>>720361
>he certainly would
>he might get even angrier than you do
No.720365
>>720355
It was a gift from Remilia. She told me to use it as a catalyst for my abilities. I apologize I must rest a bit.
>>720358
You've been nothing but kind to me. I am grateful for it. I apologize I must rest a bit.
>Bows before disappearing from both of your sights.
No.720366
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>>720364
shut up brain I know what I'm doing!.....wait what?
No.720367
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>>720361
Who says I'm gonna do it?
>>720362
Sounds like base defense.
Which is pointless.
No.720368
>>720360
Who knows, he might be trying to one-up us in the crazy department on purpose.
>>720365
Alright. See you later, Sakuya.
No.720369
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>>720367
ya just said ya helping me! are you in or not Todd!?
No.720370
>>720366
>don't worry
>he at least expects it from you
>dialtone.mp3
No.720371
>>720363
Never heard of- wait was she the one who summoned a tornado?
>>720367
On the contrary. its more lika a mobile base of operations. You need time for something whilst the enemy is nearby? Its perfect for that.
No.720372
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>>720370
.....well that was ominous!
>>720371
that's her, she gone, Fly of despair
No.720373
>>720368
Duh. Damian has a serious superiority complex.
>>720369
I did help you. With information.
>>720371
No? Having a heavily armed base screams "I'm here!"
One guy in casual clothes doesn't.
You're really going about this the wrong way.
No.720374
>>720373
oh so no hands on, ya don't want ya cripple getting mad at you? fine! gotta do everything myself around here!
No.720376
>>720374
Y'know I gotta ask, you were telling your brain to shut up. Aren't you literally too insane to even get telepathic messages?
No.720377
>>720375
Crime Master.....debtor
No.720378
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>>720377
Don't call me that.
Anyway, we've got ourselves a problem with Thompson. I can assist you since I'm not busy.
No.720379
>>720373
typical. you want stealth weaponry. Ive always preffered the loud approach but fine.
>It arrives and he enters it searching for tools more suited for you.
>>720372
She'l get out eventually. if not then il be disappointed in her ability.
No.720380
>>720376
I tell my brain to shut up all the time, watch you talking about Todd!
>Carnage, you should drink the bleach....all of it
I'LL DO WHAT I WANT!
>>720378
oh! can we get Jack in on this?
>>720379
dude shut up! I like her being gone!
No.720381
>>720380
Jack is...busy.
He won't be necessary.
No.720382
>>720381
what about Fly? who do we have that hates Stumpy?
No.720383
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>>720373
A lot of kids do, but he's taken it to a whole new level.
>sighs
No.720384
>>720382
If we can find the Fly, then we can recruit him.
Maybe we can get the Hobgoblin in on this since I'm sure Thompson doesn't like him.
No.720385
>>720380
Why? Im curious.
>>720376
>he returns.
you want something designed to cripple those with powers or just a good escape plan?
No.720386
>>720379
I prefer my own approach. Whether it's loud or quiet depends on the situation.
>>720380
Sheesh.
>>720383
He has to live up to the Bat and every Robin ever.
Kid thinks he's better than us. He really isn't.
>>720385
The former sounds pretty good.
No.720387
>>720384
okay lets check THE LIST
he hates Hob and Green Goblin but we can only afford one!
Jack
you
me
Black Heart....good luck with that
dad sometimes
Otto
Taskmaster
and Ming the Merciless
>>720385
she's more of a pest then you
>>720386
>drinking bleach
No.720388
>>720387
We'll go with Hobs. he hates Hobs more for the whole framing him thing.
Jack is out.
You and me are here.
No way we're going to find the son of Mephisto at these hours.
Otto's out.
I'll see what I can do
And Ming the Merciless is nowhere in sight.
Hmmm...
No.720389
>>720386
Now I wont give you the recipe for this, a proud secret.
>he hands you a vial
The regression serum. One of my first and honestly, most useful inventions.
Just being near it drains your ability to use powers. Contact on the skin, and for a limited time you'll be as weak as any normal human.
>>720387
Only because Ive realized just how easy it is to unintentionally piss the people here off
No.720390
>>720388
we'll also hold out a "hey wanna deck this asshole" try outs, stumpy somehow makes people want to kill him
>>720389
I'm sure ya dick enjoys that
No.720391
>>720390
We'll set up a kiosk on the side of the streets that asked, "Would you deck this dick?"
Whoever says yes will be recruited.
No.720392
>>720389
Huh. See when you say "won't" it just makes me wonder if you forgot which end of the bargain you're on.
I'll be quick to remind you if that's the problem, Dickless.
>nabs the vial
How long's it work?
No.720393
>>720391
oh hey Spoiler hates him! in fact I'm sure 96% of Webs rouges want him dead!
No.720394
>>720386
On one hand, I feel bad for him because he has to meet such high expectations. On the other... he's a prick.
No.720395
>>720390
Im no longer dickless you know. I didnt research in nuclear and genetical engineering.
>>720392
>pulls out a spare
Oh I never forget. But it's personal to me Im sure you understand.
5 minutes. but I use it on everything. Darts and knives covered in it, fields that irradiate it. Even my gaunlet is capable of firing a web coated in it.
No.720396
>>720393
Whoa, whoa we're only spiking a drink here. It's simple one man...mmmmaybe two man operation.
If it becomes any bigger then he'll notice something is going on.
No.720397
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>>720394
Yeah no don't feel bad for'im. He chooses to be a piece of shit.
>>720395
Five minutes should be enough.
Luthor can probably synthesize something like it if I pay him enough...
No.720398
>>720395
>>720392
*ahem* I research those fields of science for a reason.
No.720399
>>720396
we have to go deeper! we have to kill'm when he's down!
No.720400
>>720399
No, Cletus. You're thinking small. If we kill him then we can't prolong his suffering.
Only when he has suffered does he have my permission to die.
No.720401
>>720400
....are we kidnapping Dr. Parvel too?
No.720402
>>720401
I thought you already had him!
No.720403
>>720397
>nods
Don't worry, I'm not about to cut him a break.
No.720404
>>720402
....shit it was my turn?
No.720405
>>720398
Eh?
>>720403
So Flash is about to be in a heap. For his sake, look the other way.
No.720406
>>720404
Not anymore, apparently!
Wasn't he in your basement?
No.720407
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>>720406
he escaped! last time I leave him in the same room with CIA
No.720408
>>720405
Sure we should just sit back and watch?
No.720409
>>720407
>sigh
You know they can't be in the same room together!
No.720410
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No.720411
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>>720408
Yeah, actually.
It's for his own good in the long run. That chick talks a huge game but I looked into her.
Former mafioso, only really experienced at scaring low ranking grunts with her psychic shenanigans.
She can't handle Flash's life and like fuck am I gonna let the inevitable happen and we have a Gwen Stacy scenario.
Better hurt'im now and save him in the long run.
No.720412
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>>720411
...Well, when you put it that way, I can't argue.
No.720413
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>>720410
HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW?!
IT'S LIKE PUTTING MACGYVER AND SOME OTHER GUY LIKE MACGYVER IN THE SAME ROOM.
No.720414
>>720412
I don't like it but in the end I'm using bad guys to save two lives.
Ironic, innit?
No.720415
>>720413
jokes on you! I put Macgyver and The A team in a Home Depo and they haven't escaped yet!
No.720416
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>>720415
Probably resources overload.
They have so many escape options. And when everything's an escape option, nothing is.
No.720417
>>720416
HA! score one for red guy! so what are we drugging stumpy with?
No.720418
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>>720414
Extremely. Let's just hope Flash can deal with the aftermath.
No.720419
>>720408
>of course you should
>after all, it's not as if Flash is capable of making his own decisions
>no, you should m a n i p u l a t e him so that he is comvenient to you, like Todd
>never mind that he is sleeping and eating better than he has in years, or that he is happy
>no, listen to the man telling you to let your friend be attacked by his enemies "for his owm good"
>after all...it's not as if he's ever been a toxic individual
>~
No.720420
>>720417
Hallucinogens are too strong. But alcohol might prove too weak.
We need an in between so he can still function but not do so well.
No.720422
>>720419
>sorry bae
>it's still white noise in there
>good effort though
>>720418
Doubt it. Parker's better at emotional support though so it's not like it's my problem.
No.720423
>>720421
You got any on you?
No.720424
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No.720425
>>720419
>VOICES IN MY HEAD
>REEEEEEEEE
>Look, I don't want to do this. But the fact is, being with Flash makes you a gigantic target. I don't think he's fully realized that.
>>720422
Speaking of, I wonder what Peter's take on this would be. After all, he's the one who's been through what we're trying to prevent.
No.720426
>>720424
>tosses his hat on the ground
>stomps on it
>regains his composure
Alright.
Check the fridge. Check the cabinets. Check every nook and cranny until we find something!
No.720427
>>720425
Oh, I got his number too. One sec.
>phone out
I wonder what his ringtone is.
No.720428
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>>720426
okay I found boat cleaner under the sink!
No.720429
>>720427
People have written plenty of songs about Spidey, so...
No.720430
>>720428
Are you sure that'll mess with his mind? I think that'd kill him.
Maybe it depends on the dosage.
No.720431
>>720429
That'll be fun.
>dialan
No.720432
>>720422
>well then it's a good thing I didn't link the post to Jason
>>720425
>are you forgetting about the third person in this equation
>I am and adult capable of choosing whether or not to put myself at risk, just as he is capable of choosing whom he spends time with
>I will be telling him about my past acts with Team Rocket, I don't pretend it didn't happen
>though it seems my story will be tame compared to some of his other friends
>what you choose doesn't concern me ultimately, but you know what is right and what is wrong
>I'll leave the rest to you
>gone
No.720433
>>720431
>webm related for ringtone
Oh hey, the phone's ringing.
>picks up
Hello?
No.720434
>>720433
Yo, Webhead. It's the unfriendly back-alley Red Hood.
So, Flash went and got himself into a pickle. A girl shaped pickle.
And I hear things are about to go really bad.
Got any advice for Legless before he ends up on a street side screaming "ALL MY FAAAAAULT"? Because it's really heading that way.
No.720435
>>720431
Hopefully he'll have some ideas about how to handle this.
>>720432
>Well, that happened. So, what's your call, Moonman?
>I... don't know.
>Huh. Give it a minute, I'm sure that hamster wheel you call a brain will think of something.
No.720436
>>720434
Advice...advice...
Well I'd personally try to prevent such a thing, but if that's not possible then you're left with either letting it happen, or to fight a losing battle. I'd go for the fighting a losing battle, but I'm a half glass full kinda guy and you're more of a pessimist. If you want my advice, I believe Flash should be able to make the decision on his own.
He's his own man and people can't babysit him forever. He's been through a lot so I think it's fully his choice. It could lead to him being hurt, which wouldn't be anything new, but it could also go down a good path. And I'd like to believe the latter could happen.
Again, I'm not fully aware of the details myself so I can't say for sure.
Mind telling me a bit about her so I can give more informed advice instead of mindlessly going on?
No.720437
....why do I feel like people are talking about me?
No.720438
>>720435
Someone looks troubled. Guess the op's out on the brainwaves huh?
>shrugs
I don't really care about her at all, my only priority is Flash.
He shoulda hooked up with Samus. She can handle his cadre of idiots and then some.
C'est la vie though. Now he's gotta deal with his arches conspiring against'im 'cause they went public with it.
>>720436
Sheesh Webs, that's some mighty fine lung capacity.
She's a psychic ex-mobster. Think Jean Grey lite lite. Victim complex, needy, all that jazz.
Y'know she painted a bullseye on her back by exclaiming to Carnage that they're together?
Honestly I'm waiting for one of your guys to throw'er off a bridge.
No.720439
>>720430
>drinking it
do what now?
No.720440
>>720438
What did you expect from a motormouth?
And Jean Grey lite? Oh dear, I'm concerned but not because of my foes. I'm sure a telepath can handle themselves against most of them. Throwing her off of a bridge won't do much because...well Gwen died because of lack of powers. But it's the Jean Grey part that worries me. She was genuinely crazy and how both Cyke and Logan were chasing after her is beyond me.
And exclaiming to Carnage that they're together only frightens me more. Taunting a 'person' like Carnage is a bad idea because it shows how stupid you are. Or very brave. I'd know, I taunt him daily and I'm pretty stupid.
No.720441
>>720439
>facepalm
Forget it, find something else!
>looks in a cabinet
>finds a mysterious substance in a bottle
Maybe this could work?
No.720442
>>720441
here let me try it!
No.720443
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>>720438
>nods slowly
Hearing anyone other than Khonshu is pretty jarring. But that's beside the point.
>sighs
Honestly, Flash deserves to be happy, but not if it means Sabrina could get killed. Either way, I don't feel right making the call for him.
No.720444
>>720442
>hands it over
Don't drink it all!
No.720445
>>720444
>sssssssiiip
it's fear toxin!
No.720446
>>720440
There's a cardinal rule, Webs. Nobody ever follows it though: don't stick your dick in crazy.
Or a telepath. Telepaths always come with baggage.
I gotta save our friend before it's too late.
Anyway, Carnage and Crime Master are out to fuck their shit up now so hopefully you can talk some sense into'im before he gets sent on a ruse cruise.
>>720443
Flash deserves a lot of things.
I'm making the call because he isn't using his fucking head. S'what happens when you fall into a honeypot.
No.720447
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>>720440
>voip
>well would you look who it is
>holding a big piece of bristol board
>"we need to talk"
No.720448
>>720446
Guess so...
>deep breath
...I'm going to hate myself for this later, but right now, I think it's the right move.
No.720449
>>720446
It's not the baggage, it's the crazy that comes with the baggage!
Maybe being able to read the minds of others would make me crazy, but man.
Look, I think he should make the call, but maybe love has blinded him.
Who am I to say? It's complicated. Very, very complicated. But yeah, Crime Master and Carnage plotting together can't be good.
>>720447
>gulp
>"Can we not?"
>"I'm really busy today."
No.720450
>>720445
Excellent!
We'll spike whatever he drinks next with it and then he'll lose it.
No.720451
>>720450
.....we need him here....call Jack, if he's not fighting me, it's Jack!
No.720452
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>>720451
>gets out his phone
Gotcha.
>calls up Jack
No.720453
>>720448
Pete thinks we should leave it to'im.
>shrugs
I disagree. And as you know, I do what I want. And what I want is to save Flash from Teen Grey.
>>720449
No no, the baggage comes with the crazy!
>
I don't think it's love as much as it is desperation, the guy can't catch a break so the minute a clinger comes in, he can't let go.
No.720454
>>720449
>I'm begging you
>if Eugene chooses to leave because of my past or because I'm too much a target, fine
>but if these people who call himself his friends are doing this to him
>...
Please
No.720455
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No.720456
>>720453
I see where you're coming from. Still don't feel right about it.
No.720457
>>720453
No, no. Baggage leads to more than just crazy.
And if it is desperation then I'd know. I'm the guy's best friend. Besides, he's had plenty of clingers in the past so why would he just latch on to this one out of nowhere?
I'm not buying it.
>>720454
Lady, I'd love to but I trying to convince Jay out of a decision when he's made it is easier said than done.
All I've been saying here is let him make the decision.
No.720458
>>720456
Then don't, dude. I'm not her, I'm not gonna invade your brain if you disagree with me.
Hell, you don't even need to get involved.
>>720457
Did the other ones have psychic powers? Hint hint.
Oh and you're totally right, there's no talkin' me outta this.
Anywho, I can see this's been compromised. Later, Webs. We'll trade bantz another day.
No.720459
>>720455
>hands him the bottle of fear toxin
You can spike Thompson's water with this, can't ya lad?
Not too much though, don't want him to start hallucinate. We just want to impair his judgement.
No.720460
>>720457
...
>that is all I can ask
>thank you
>flickers away
No.720461
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>>720458
...Then I'm not going to, if it's all the same to you.
No.720462
>>720459
done and done!
>foosh!
No.720463
>>720458
Mind control?
That's a good point, but does his judgement really seem...controlled? Because when it is, it's fairly obvious. I'm sure he hasn't been acting differently.
And I'm sure we will.
>>720460
Well this day went from normal to bizarre just like that.
Just another day in the life of Spider-Man. Wait why am I wearing my costume at home?
Huh.
No.720464
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No.720465
>>720461
>mock salute
Aye aye, generalissimo.
Truth be told I don't have to lift a finger either. Red and Crime Master are doing it for me.
>>720463
You don't gotta outright control someone, subtle influence is easy enough and undetectable.
She might not even know she's doing it too. Crazy people subconscious actions, yo.
Adios.
>click
No.720466
>>720464
>moments later
f'n Jack......everything feels wrong
>wE'vE bEeN pOiSoNeD!
how bad?
>vArY!
can we get home?
>nO, w'Er gOiNg tO dIe
.....crap
No.720467
>>720466
s'wrong Eugene? not feeling so good?
No.720468
>>720465
You say that like I'd trust them more than you.
No.720469
>>720467
though ya gave him enough to impair his judgment?
No.720470
>>720465
Hmmm...that could be a thing too.
This is tough.
>gets hung up on
Well I'll have to consider everything and make an informed decision!
Hm.
No.720471
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>>720466
I feel like something grand is happening!
Now would be the time to laugh evilly!
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
No.720472
>>720469
well if he's dead then his judgment will be super impair!
No.720473
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>>720468
Don't worry about it. My tenure as a crime lord taught me how to work the underground.
No.720474
>>720472
eh can't argue wit that!
No.720475
>>720473
I'll just have to trust your judgement, then.
No.720476
>>720471
>tripping out
>possibly dying
>wish could have seen the new year
>>720469
>>720472
>>720474
>oh this is a bad night for Flash......
No.720477
>>720475
You didn't already?
>sarcastic smirk
It'll be fine. She already knows it's a ruse though because she got in your head though, so I'll just have to improvise with the impaired Flash.
>>720476
Jesus fuck, pal. You don't look so good.
No.720478
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>>720476
too bad you don't have any legs Eugene, none of us get any drumsticks!
No.720479
>>720476
>sssssssip
Happy goddamn New Year. My resolution was gonna be fuck with Flash, but looks like I've got my resolution in early.
No.720480
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>>720477
Well, good luck with that.
No.720481
>>720477
hel-eh......
>>720479
>oh
>oh boy....got everyone here for this huh?
No.720482
>>720480
See, this is why I can't be a hero. Everything I do makes people bitch.
>shrug
I don't mean you. Just in general.
>>720481
>sun's down
>guns out anyways
I'm here to save my friend and shoot assholes. And I see a lot of assholes.
>JAY
>AH AHHH
>SAVIOR OF THE FLASHTHOMPSON
No.720483
>>720481
>stab!
what's wrong! DON'T YOU LOVE SOME FOOTBALL!
No.720484
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>>720482
woh what are you doing!?
No.720485
>>720481
I only wanted you impaired...but beggars can't be choosers!
Let him have it!
No.720486
>>720485
I've waited a long time for this!
No.720487
>>720481
>silently walks up to him
>reaches into his bag
>slowly shoves a cake in his face
>verrrrrrrrrry slowly
>whispers in his ear
Spoiled.
>walks back out
No.720488
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>>720482
Oh, I'm not complaining. I'm just glad I don't have to do anything.
>smug levels: 10%
No.720489
>voip
>don't let me be too late
>don't let me be too late
>please don't let me be-
>>720483
!!
>hands out
>lets out a ripple with the force of a freight train behind it
No.720490
>>720481
>spills boiling tea on him
No.720491
>>720484
Shooting blanks. It's a movie reference dude.
>BANG
>nothing comes out
See now it's not funny 'cause you made me spoil the joke.
>>720488
>snrkt
Sometimes I remember why we hang out.
No.720492
>>720483
AH! but you said you didn't do it!
>>720486
acid bad!
>>720487
...ew this isn't even a flavor I like
>>720490
ah! that tea is boiling hot!
No.720493
>>720481
Oh no!
>walks up to him
>picks him up
Someone doesn't have their official merchandise on!
>puts him in a Hobgoblin shirt
>drops him again
Free of charge!
No.720494
>>720489
Since when could you do anything more than lift a ball up?
No.720495
>>720491
yeah well, remember next time a lot of us want him to die....oh wait there ain't going to be a next time!
No.720496
File: 1451612331228.jpg (24.43 KB, 621x173, 621:173, 2640139-scarletspider_10_t….jpg)
>>720493
this shirt is too small
No.720497
File: 1451612331166.jpg (68.78 KB, 617x347, 617:347, tumblr_static_tumblr_stati….jpg)
>>720492
It's not tea.
>zips his zipper up
No.720498
File: 1451612339616.jpg (33.29 KB, 478x367, 478:367, Jack_O'Lantern_(Crime-Mast….JPG)
>>720486
So have I!
He'll pay for making my sister hate me.
At least I still have family in my son.
No.720499
File: 1451612370565.jpg (894.69 KB, 923x1307, 923:1307, When the lights go down in….jpg)
>>720491
Only sometimes? Guess your memory's not that great.
No.720500
>>720497
you are the worst
>>720498
Crime Master I swear I'll kill you!
No.720501
>>720495
Sure there will.
If you kill him you're not gonna have anything else to do, Clete. Webs'll just throw cellophane spiders at you and that'll be that.
>>720499
Too many bullet holes in my brain.
>cheeky grin
No.720502
>>720501
eh I'm flexible, also these other guys really want to kill him.....like really I gotta get my licks in
>>720500
>tendril whip
WHAT'S YA NAME BOY!?
No.720503
>>720492
Osborn made me do it.
>sip
>Daken why
No.720504
File: 1451612590334.jpg (71.18 KB, 281x432, 281:432, Marvel you thieving bastar….jpg)
>>720500
>walks up to him
>gives him a friendly punch on the shoulder
Boy, you aren't in the condition of killin' anybody but yourself.
Maybe I'll mercy kill ya.
>reaches inside of his jacket
But that wouldn't be fun. Not yet.
That was fear toxin, and you got overdosed.
Not reacting how you'd expect, but when life itself is a nightmare I guess there's not much it can do.
No.720505
File: 1451612684627.jpg (48.12 KB, 441x489, 147:163, 2640141-scarletspider_10_t….jpg)
>>720502
FERK!
>>720503
nnnnrrgh....hate...Goblins......
>i dOnT wAnT tO dIe!
me either......
>>720504
others....will...come......
No.720506
>>720501
That definitely explains a lot.
No.720507
>>720505
Well now I've got to kill you now before anybody can save you.
No.720508
File: 1451612834488.png (450.11 KB, 600x641, 600:641, holy shit Drake actually g….png)
>>720502
You gonna let'em take it from you, Clete? These losers?
They don't deserve it more than you.
>oh shit, Jay's playing mindgames!
You're his arch, his number one. You gonna sit here and let these C and D-listers take your Stumpy from you?
No.720510
>>720507
g-give me your worse!
No.720511
>>720505
>Flash, listen to me
>you need to get up
>please
No.720512
>>720508
say ya right!
change of plans! I kill ya all THEN him!
>stabs the wall
No.720513
>>720510
Oh I won't give you the final blow.
Those rights are reserved.
>>720512
Wait!
None of us are saying you can't get in the final blow, Cletus.
Go ahead, I'm not gonna take it.
Finish him.
No.720514
>>720512
why do you always start with me!?
No.720515
>eating a plate of appetizers
No.720516
File: 1451613175687.jpg (32.43 KB, 500x447, 500:447, got a little something on ….jpg)
>>720512
Ahh... the smell of status quo.
Smells like quesadillas.
No.720517
>>720514
shut up Wall
>>720513
oh...well alright then
SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT FLASH!
shink!
No.720518
File: 1451613202163.png (133.68 KB, 580x404, 145:101, Moon Knight and Sailor Moo….png)
>>720509
Now that's a grin that says "bullet-induced lobotomy."
No.720519
File: 1451613281111.jpg (63.58 KB, 736x346, 368:173, 5f6dafcf0eb9ca803e864e9510….jpg)
>>720517
That is not status quo.
>
Eh. We come back from the dead all the time.
>>720518
Wanna help find a macguffin to bring Flash back?
No.720521
Man, that ex of Parkers sure knows how to throw a party
No.720523
>>720517
>grin so wide you can see it beneath his mask
>>720521
Jesus man, throw on some pants.
No.720524
File: 1451613430187.jpg (1.52 MB, 1988x3056, 497:764, Spider-Island (2015) 005-0….jpg)
>>720511
>I think I just got run through by Carnage
>tell Peter and Gwen I'm sorry
>tell Andrea to do better then me
>tell Jay and Marc it was fun
>and Sabrina.....I love...yo-*
No.720525
>>720523
>licking the blade
love it when a plan comes together, AFTER life PARTY! wooooooo! we did it!
No.720526
>>720519
>shrugs
Shouldn't be too hard.
No.720527
>>720523
How bout you ain't the boss of me?
>>720524
>leaning over Flash
Hey guy. Up and at em
>light slap
Flash?
>Oh Shock Me in the Shockhole
Shocking hell...
No.720528
>>720525
Me too.
And a party is indeed in order
>>720527
Fine, fine.
Sorry I don't like looking at man ass.
No.720529
>>720524
>dazed silence
>wobbles a bit
>...I'm sorry I couldn't save you
>I'mm ssssurrryyy
No.720530
>>720526
Macguffin away.
>>720527
Hey future boy, any lazarus pits unseal in 2099?
No.720531
>>720530
yeah mix a lazarus pits with his goop, THAT will end well
>selfie with dead Flash
>>720528
best new years!
>>720529
so...looks like ya signal again
No.720532
File: 1451613905695.png (149.8 KB, 500x457, 500:457, tumblr_m3m7g7jyLe1qbc2h3o1….png)
>>720529
So you copied all my powers or whatnot but you can't revive him? Maybe you should stick to your Pokemon.
They get people less hurt.
No.720533
The mother is dead. The baby has been taken. Everything will be reduce to blood.
No.720534
>>720530
>thumbs up
>Finally, something to do!
>>720533
...What?
No.720535
File: 1451614002751.jpg (107.78 KB, 600x395, 120:79, venom20e crime master iden….jpg)
>>720531
You gonna be keeping a body part?
I think I'm going to give the head to Jack. He'll love carving it.
No.720536
>>720528
Sounds like a personal problem.
>>720530
What's a Lazarus Pit?
No.720537
>>720531
>POW
nah I think she's still seeing someone
>>720535
or you can PUT YOUR HANDS UP NOW!
No.720538
>>720531
Crazy Flash could be fun.
>>720534
So that's a no-go. Dragon Balls maybe?
>>720536
Yeah, thought so.
No.720540
>>720531
...and now, I can choke the ever loving life out of you-
>>720537
>WHAT
No.720541
File: 1451614175126.jpg (66.87 KB, 666x960, 111:160, 12316301_905429209573979_7….jpg)
>>720534
The child is crying while the village is dancing in the blood produced by his mothers corpus.
No.720542
>>720536
It ain't personal.
>>720537
WHAT?!
>hands in the air
Well this got interesting.
But I came prepared.
>catches something that pops out of his sleeve
This looks small, but it produces a very loud noise.
Take another step, and I'll activate it.
No.720543
>>720538
Sorry Champ. Oolong asked for way more panties
No.720544
>>720539
fear toxin? really? come on, hell Eddie stabbed me once, but hey getting a room full of people that hate me together....going to need more guns
>>720542
hold that though
>>720540
Sabby, babe, can you take care of Crime Master....debater
No.720545
File: 1451614345834.jpg (289.38 KB, 900x1165, 180:233, This looks like a job for ….jpg)
>>720538
No need for it now. Looks like Flash managed to out-ruse Carnage and Crime Master. I'm impressed.
>>720541
Sakuya, you're not making sense.
No.720546
>>720544
YOU PLAYED US!? YOU!? BULL SHIT!
No.720547
>>720544
Nope.
How stupid do you think I am?
>throws the device on the ground and makes a run for it
No.720548
File: 1451614439599.jpg (434.54 KB, 549x364, 549:364, 2296105-2296104-avengersse….jpg)
>>720546
come on Skid mark, I know how you all play by now, all I had to do was fake it and you all would ponce like teen boys on their first play boy
No.720549
File: 1451614447528.jpg (274.53 KB, 608x860, 152:215, e26b26a51cd59a83c049f6923c….jpg)
>>720544
...I can do that.
>>720547
>whip out
>cracks the little ball before it can turn on
>
No.720550
>>720549
>too bad he's already gone
No.720551
>>720545
Same here.
Looks like Flash has it covered and that's my fun for the night. I'm gonna take a siesta.
>>720543
I'm gonna make porkchops before the siesta.
>hops out
No.720552
>>720548
THIS ISN'T OVER FLASH! EITHER SHE OR YOU WILL DIE!
>jumps out the window
No.720553
>>720549
.....well that was fun
No.720554
File: 1451614582341.jpg (330.43 KB, 1749x1899, 583:633, 633f06fbd5665ed2f3c3774ae0….jpg)
>>720545
A warning that the child has come with some new toys. He's come to play.
>Blinks
>Looks around a bit confused.
No.720555
>>720541
Make some sense, Sakuya.
No.720556
>>720551
See you later, Jason.
>>720554
>...That can't be good.
>Gee, you think?
Are you okay?
No.720557
>>720550
>good
>now stop whacking it to crime, you weirdo
>>720553
...that's all you have to say.
>weary smile
You play possum well.
>...
I have a confession to make
No.720558
>>720557
I wear a rubber I swear!
No.720559
>>720556
Huh? Oh, hell Moon Knight..... How did I get back here?
No.720560
File: 1451615042889.jpg (220.34 KB, 757x900, 757:900, Now where did that blood c….jpg)
>>720559
Don't know. You just wandered in here saying something about a child.
No.720561
>>720559
>distracted
>babbling
You went on a frenzy didn't you.
No.720562
File: 1451615119986.jpg (480.51 KB, 695x1024, 695:1024, 8be7b8a8ff9fac39559a162980….jpg)
>>720558
...what.
>rubs her temples
No, you twit, no. I need to tell you that I used to be a higher ranking officer in a criminal syndicate.
No.720563
File: 1451615202860.jpg (32.88 KB, 297x464, 297:464, 2494398-Eugene_Thompson_(E….JPG)
>>720562
oooooh...oh.....eh.....I use to bully the hell out of people in high school......I know "not the same" but.....well do you regret it?
No.720564
File: 1451615265019.jpg (134.03 KB, 850x623, 850:623, sample-8bd4f9c4dae2b9d0bd8….jpg)
>>720561
Frenzy.
>Looks at my hands which are clean.
I am not covered in blood.
>>720560
A child? The only child I've met was Kenny.
No.720565
>>720564
Then you're losing your mind. You were babbling nonsensically.
No.720567
>>720564
I doubt he had anything to do with what you were talking about... though I won't rule it out. Are you feeling okay?
No.720568
>>720566
I bulled my best friend who turned out to be my hero, not a fay goes by that I don't feel a hole in my gut were I wish I could hurt my old self for being such a dick head
No.720569
File: 1451615637862.jpg (372.3 KB, 800x653, 800:653, 8eb27f6b8092fd27caadd7ba3b….jpg)
>>720565
But I am feeling perfectly fine. I am not going crazy.
>>720567
I am fine. You don't need to worry about me.
No.720570
File: 1451615713097.jpg (94.14 KB, 487x750, 487:750, There's the moon, time to ….jpg)
>>720569
Are you sure? What you just did seems pretty far from normal.
No.720571
File: 1451615804947.jpg (61.76 KB, 539x354, 539:354, tumblr_mopte0ZLEI1rw0szfo2….jpg)
>>720569
>really now
I don't believe you.
No.720572
>>720568
You have redeemed yourself. In spades. I have a long way to go until I can say the same.
...I hope that you are beside me when I do.
No.720573
File: 1451616028360.jpg (716.24 KB, 566x800, 283:400, 695103ab681630e282d71228a6….jpg)
>>720571
>Press X to doubt.
I am positive!
>>720570
Look into my eyes and tell me if I am lying.
No.720574
>>720572
>uh oh
>hands holding!
>fingers intertwined!
then I guess I'll be the angle on your shoulder
No.720575
>>720573
Vampire Killer will be the judge.
>the whip knows
No.720576
>>720573
I'm not saying you are. But the way you came in here... it was almost like you were possessed.
No.720577
>>720574
>now that's crossing the line
>squeeze
If anyone can set me straight, it's you.
No.720578
>>720575
'Hoy, cunt. Not like I ain't grateful f' the leave o' absence what wiv the bosslady's trip t'Cancun'n all, butcha doin' all bloody wrong, guv.
No.720579
File: 1451616381793.jpg (72.59 KB, 367x711, 367:711, 3126972-secretavengers0310….jpg)
>>720577
hey that's what super heroes do
>peck
so....what should we do for New Years?
No.720580
>>720578
Angel of Death, Walter C. Dornez.
This one's yours if you want it.
No.720581
>>720575
>If it can sense a reminisces of a demon then it will tell you that she was possessed by one.
Hm?
>>720576
That...... that actually could be possible.
No.720582
File: 1451616577092.png (725.42 KB, 753x1109, 753:1109, tumblr_msjbry4o9C1r8eghmo1….png)
>>720579
>ugh, more parties
>...but maybe it's deserved
There's an hour left before the New Year's ball drops. We could go watch it...
No.720583
>>720580
Tha's th'name, don't fuckin' plan on wearin' it out anytime soon, like.
Eheheheh, might wanna 'laborate there, mate. This ain't jus' coz 'm a ruddy a butler, innit?
>>720581
Ello ello ello.
No.720584
File: 1451616725086.png (479.37 KB, 822x622, 411:311, julius_and_soma_talking___….png)
>>720581
>that it can
>Vampire Killer detects evil
Demonic possession. You were running around the forest surrounding that mansion, weren't you.
>>720583
Why don't you use your eyes. I'm sure with how young they've become, they're clear as day.
No.720585
>>720582
we'll go to Peter's
No.720586
File: 1451616904487.png (682.22 KB, 907x1232, 907:1232, What most of leeg thinks a….png)
>>720581
I'm no expert, but I can spot something supernatural when I see it. This isn't good.
No.720587
>>720585
I can live with that.
>tightens her grip
>and they disappear with a pop
No.720588
File: 1451617040202.jpg (58.33 KB, 389x520, 389:520, fade874767d8a3f2764eee5976….jpg)
>>720584
Aye, an' they ain't as fuckin' big as'd y'like 'em t'be. Give 'er a coupla pity points fuh perkiness though, bwahaha.
Cor, yew ain't implyin' y'some kinda fruit, are ye? Bloody well 'ad me fair share, ta.
No.720589
>stupid City Wok
>stupid child labor
>stupid parents
>...
>stupid me
No.720590
>>720583
Hello?
>>720584
I was simply patrolling the grounds. I would of never suspected to get possessed.
>>720586
It's not at all.
>Sighs.
No.720591
File: 1451617150930.jpg (1.26 MB, 2461x4392, 2461:4392, samus_aran___casual_clothi….jpg)
I feel like I missed out on something and got replaced.
No.720592
File: 1451617264294.png (638.3 KB, 637x437, 637:437, tumblr_nzcw2fS4Fq1v0uatio2….png)
>>720588
>fucking English
What?
>>720590
Try not to go alone.
No.720593
>>720589
>aaaaa
Kenny?!
>>720590
I'll try to help if I can, but I'm no exorcist.
No.720594
File: 1451617347336.jpg (72.11 KB, 500x283, 500:283, tumblr_mfu0dqWjLi1rktvwbo1….jpg)
>>720589
>
Pah.
>sticks his head out the window
THIS AIN'T WHERE Y'LEAVE Y'GROMS, ARSEHOLES! GUTTER'S UP A BLOCK!
>>720590
Wozza fab maid like yew doin' wivvout support from th'other sex? Y'get bloody sued f'that kinda shite now, y'know.
>>720592
Ah?
No.720595
>>720593
...just...just gimme a few minutes. I'm good. I'm good...
>I'm not good
>>720594
>let's drop in on a grommet
>I don't even know what the fuck that means
And Britain's across the sea...
No.720597
>>720594
I am not a sex maid and I am not currently covered in blood.
>>720593
Please don't. If you got hurt because of my own problems then I would feel terrible.
>>720592
I will try not to go patrolling alone anymore.
No.720598
>>720594
>this guy
I leave this to you.
>>720597
Then we're squared.
>Ominas Vanitas
>spiritdashes awaaaaaay
No.720599
>>720595
>heads over to him
What happened?
>>720597
And I'd feel terrible if I let you suffer. Besides, I get hurt all the time.
No.720600
File: 1451617881934.gif (667.89 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tired of these shitty Yank….gif)
>>720595
>grommet
>noun
>a young partaker of the surfing or skating culture
>literally scrape a tyke for funzies
Call off th'fuckin' ambulance, e's fine!
>>720597
Now y'jus' depressin' me, luv.
C'mon, where's 'at ol' attitude at, eh? Pride o' th'service sector an' all that fuckin' malarkey.
No.720601
>everyone's changed
>guh
>I feel even more alienated...
>ha
>alien
No.720602
>>720601
>that woman's outfit
>is this one of those cafes that turn into one of those places at night
No.720603
>>720601
>hey look
>an unconscious space rat
No.720604
File: 1451618188687.jpg (1.26 MB, 2461x4392, 2461:4392, samus_aran___casual_clothi….jpg)
>>720602
>
>what's wrong, homie
Eh?
>discreetly scanning
>???
>ERROR
>>720603
>uh
Is that a lombax? I thought they were extinct.
No.720605
>>720596
You!
>Knives get.
>>720599
Please Moon Knight.
>>720600
I am currently already serving someone and I am not a whore.
>>720598
Good bye sir.
No.720606
>>720604
...It's not polite to stare.
>a brackish frog morphs out of his shoulder
>rrrrrrribbit
>sigh
No.720607
File: 1451618334276.gif (504.04 KB, 245x248, 245:248, It appears we have a probl….gif)
>>720604
>backpack bot is just kinda
>sitting there poking him
Yes. But I don't know how to wake him up.
>my homie can't be dead
>it's just not possible
No.720608
>>720605
Izzat all us blokes want wiv a bird like yew?
Nah, 'ho am I kiddin'.
>grin
So where' y'butler 'hen, eh?
No.720609
>>720606
>fucking what
>Scan Visor barely visible over her eyes
I don't remember humans doing that.
>>720607
>uh
Have you tried electrostimulation?
No.720610
>>720608
We don't have one. I guess I could be a Butler as well since I do have an abundance of them.
No.720611
File: 1451618543123.jpg (27.38 KB, 484x769, 484:769, 365e867f2aa5710b4ff8c42fb7….jpg)
>>720605
Me...?
Are you going to take my order soon.
>>720609
>eye morphs into a hawk's on instinct
>and half his face before going back
No comment.
No.720612
>>720609
...Actually, no.
>Thundersmack equipped
>behold, as Ratchet gets electrified by a mini storm cloud
No.720613
>>720610
'bundance o' wot?
Y'crazy, luv. Delusional, out t'fuckin' pasture inna brain department. Bonkuhs
So stick wiv me an' we all gonna make it out nice'n tight like, eheheh.
No.720614
File: 1451618717425.png (486.12 KB, 473x895, 473:895, Comic-book cops never do t….png)
>>720605
>shrugs
If I get hurt, I get hurt. Doesn't matter as long as the problem's solved at the end of the day.
No.720615
>>720611
>Scan complete. Subject appears to be an amalgamation of human and animals. Further scans may reveal the number of parts.
...Right.
>>720612
That usually works.
No.720616
>>720615
I don't recommend much, the service here is pretty abysmal.
>drumming fingers on a table
>fingers turn into snakes and slither away
...Oh.
No.720617
>>720615
>[ELECTROCUTION INTENSIFIES]
AAH! I'M UP, I'M UP!
>looks around frantically
...Jeez, give a guy a heart attack, why don'tcha?
>"My apologies, Ratchet."
No.720618
File: 1451619071167.jpg (84.49 KB, 850x626, 425:313, sample-fee9953e52910d2b7a1….jpg)
>>720611
>Wrong person.
Ahhh sorry.
>>720614
It's does to me though.
>>720613
No and I have an abundance of a suit and tie.
No.720619
File: 1451619083861.jpg (163.16 KB, 1024x1172, 256:293, tumblr_nu0gw1cVxY1s5vyg0o1….jpg)
>>720616
>jeez
Do you usually come apart at the seams?
>>720617
There. The Lombax isn't dead.
No.720620
File: 1451619140450.jpg (167.39 KB, 667x1000, 667:1000, Walter.C..Dornez.full.1072….jpg)
>>720618
Wot if I wasn't askin', like.
No.720621
>>720618
That doesn't sound like expedient service with a smile.
Or my chili fries.
>>720619
I have a condition.
And the only prescription is...
>mouth opens up in his chest
>spits up a note
"Holy water"
No.720622
>>720619
'Course I'm not dead. If I can take rockets to the face, I'm not gonna go down from just being strangled.
>now initiating bro-hug
>
No.720623
File: 1451619409534.png (689.29 KB, 1280x878, 640:439, tumblr_npftei566F1sy7e7fo2….png)
>>720621
I don't carry blessed water, apologies.
>what the fuck
>man this nigga's like an X Parasite
>>720622
Excuse me?
No.720624
>>720618
You're not gonna talk me out of this, y'know. If there's a way for me to fix things, I'm going to fix things.
No.720625
File: 1451619531364.png (379.56 KB, 588x656, 147:164, 9ffa5972304c7ef3ae1f85135b….png)
"Get better", huh.
The fuck am I supposed to do that?
>cracks open a fresh can
This revenge shit is startin' to be too much fuckin' hassle.
No.720626
>>720623
Some crazy guy tried to choke me to death a while ago. He's got a serious vendetta against aliens. I didn't die, I just blacked out. Guess that was enough to fool him.
No.720627
>>720623
That's fine, it hurts more than it does goo-
>BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
Someone must have started the fireworks already...
>crocodile detaches from his leg and waddles into the swamp
>pained screaming several minutes later
No.720628
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>>720620
No!!
>>720621
Sorry I am not that kind of maid.
>>720624
...... please Moon Knight.
>Grabs your hands.
Please don't.
No.720629
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>>720626
>uh
And fool your small friend.
>>720627
>blatantly staring
>more fascinated than horrified
No.720630
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>>720628
Naaaaaaaaaah, I just like t'mess wiv ya!
>backflips away
No.720631
File: 1451620130368.jpg (264.65 KB, 1000x847, 1000:847, Moonman watches you sleep.jpg)
>>720628
>uh
Why are you worrying? You know I can't die, right?
No.720632
>>720628
...
...
...
Hrm.
>I'm only leaving a small tip now
>>720629
>crocodile wanders back in, looking fatter
>and just kinda melds back into his leg
>the leg goes back to looking like only the suggestion of a leg
Is there something on my face.
No.720633
>bitch then Popo showed up
No.720634
>>720633
>um
...That clown is a little racist.
No.720635
>>720632
No, is there something on mine?
>
No.720636
>>720629
Yeaaah... I keep telling Clank we need to fit him with a bio-scanner for situations like this, but he's too scared to let someone mess with his eyes.
>"I am not scared!"
If you weren't, we would have done it by now.
No.720637
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>>720635
>uh
That's not the best id-
>[horrid bestial noises]
>the table is gone
No.720638
>>720636
So the Lombaxes aren't extinct?
>>720637
What isn't? All I did was ask a question.
>wait what
You're a difficult one to understand, whoever you are.
No.720639
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>>720630
Ok?.....
>>720631
Because even if you're immortal think what would happen..... Actually, what would you do if you had a demon invade your mind with the god?
>>720632
I am sorry.
No.720640
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>>720638
Almost. There's only two left, counting me.
No.720641
>>720638
Sometimes they react...randomly.
The answer to your question was yes, by the way.
>jeez
I'm...
>
>
>
Nero.
>>720639
It's no trouble.
>drops a buck on the table
>dragged out by Dune worms
No.720642
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>>720640
>if they can be alive then why can't the Chozo?
My condolences.
>>720641
Samus.
>what even
No.720643
>>720639
Khonshu would probably try to force it out. He doesn't seem like the type of god who'd be willing to share.
No.720644
>>720634
Bitch the hell you just call me?
No.720645
>>720643
So you'll have a battle in your head.
No.720646
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>>720642
It's cool. 'Least I got to beat up the guy that killed most of 'em.
>
My name's Ratchet. Nice to meet ya.
No.720647
>>720645
Basically. I'll probably have the worst migraine in history if that ends up happening, too. But don't worry about me.
No.720648
>>720646
Samus Aran. Maybe you've heard of me.
No.720649
>>720648
>
>that's a face that says "yes"
...There aren't a lot of people who haven't.
No.720650
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>>720649
>Planet Killer
You look surprised.
>maybe because nobody who contracts her know she's a woman
>METROID'S A GRILL?
No.720651
>>720650
>WHAT A TWEEST
Shouldn't I be? You're pretty much a legend.
No.720652
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>>720651
>finally some recognition
>fucking bust ass and nobody on Earth even knows
I thought I'd be met with another "who"?
Earth must be backwater.
No.720653
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>>720652
It kinda is. But it's not the worst planet I've been on.
No.720654
>>720653
Mm.
>beeping from her ship which is parked on the roof
Guess it's time to go.
Nice meeting you, Ratchet.
>suit up
>and off she goes
No.720655
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>>720647
That's not helping! I won't let you help me.
No.720656
>>720654
...Y'know, she's a lot taller than I thought she'd be.
>"Perhaps that's just because we're more... vertically challenged."
No.720657
>>720655
>Ahh, shit. She's gotten attached.
...What kind of hero would I be if I didn't try to help?
No.720658
What's this yelling about?
No.720659
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>>720657
No I am just concern about my friends well being, I would hate to use him as a meat shield, and there are some things that even you shouldn't help people with. Don't get me wrong I am really happy that you want to help.
No.720660
>>720658
I'm trying to make sure my friend doesn't get possessed again.
>>720659
>sighs
There's really no convincing you, is there.
No.720662
>>720660
Good grief. Why is that even an argument?
>>720659
Why are you so frightened?
No.720663
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>>720661
...Fine. But don't blame me if something goes wrong.
>>720662
No clue. I'm no expert on possession... but still.
No.720664
>>720663
I should help too, I'm comprised of thousands of souls. Possession's something I'm well-versed in.
No.720665
>>720664
Maybe you'll have better luck fixing this, then.
No.720666
File: 1451624600740.jpg (224.19 KB, 477x716, 477:716, sakuya_isn_t_wearing_a_bra.jpg)
(Happy New Year)
>>720662
I hate to see friends in pain.
>>720663
I would never blame you.
No.720667
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>>720665
It's worth a shot.
>>720666
That's... unbelievably pathetic.
Your friend's trying to help you.
No.720668
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>>720666
Figure of speech.
>tilts his head
...Seems like you're okay for now, at least.
>>720667
>nods
Magic's never been my thing, so if you wanna give it a shot...
No.720669
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>>720668
I don't want to force anyone to do anything.
>shakes his head
I should go check on Caster.
>form of white bat
>flaps away
No.720670
>>720667
I know he's trying to help me but this is something I would like to face myself. What if he gets possessed and has a never ending body in his head? I would never forgive myself.
>>720668
Would you like something a drink or pie?
No.720671
>>720669
Fair enough. See you around.
>>720670
A drink sounds pretty nice right now, actually.
No.720672
G-goodness, and here I thought more fighting would come about...
No.720673
>>720671
>Disappears only to reappear with a cup filled with black tea, I may of put blood into it by habit.
Here you go.
No.720674
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>>720672
Don't think so. Looks like everyone's cleared out.
>>720673
>not like he'll notice
>takes his mask off
>sips the tea
Thank you.
No.720675
>>720674
I'm glad for that.
Oh, is that tea?
No.720676
>>720675
>nods
Yeah. It's been a while since I've had any.
No.720677
>>720676
My old Master enjoyed tea, though that was a very, very long time ago.
No.720678
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>>720677
Another Servant, I'm guessing?
No.720679
>>720678
>
>Made a mess of it now, Jekyll. Now you gotta kill him.
N-no.
>DO IT.
>in some clear form of pain
No.720680
>>720679
>Hey hey, look at that, another crazy person.
...What's going on?
No.720681
>>720680
>If you don't do it, I will.
I should be going now-
>Oh no you don't. I'm not going to let you blow it for both of us.
>left hand twitching for a knife hidden in Jekyll's waistcoat
N-no!
No.720682
>>720681
>mask: on
>gun: out
There's no need for that.
No.720683
>>720682
>Oh that's rich! A gun. Come on, just lemme play a little. I'm the only reason you're even still around now that Balalaika's dead!
That was your fault! She's dead because you kept me elsewhere!
>Oops.
>entirely unfocused on either the gun or his own knife
No.720684
>>720683
>He's distracted...
>I'm just gonna
>try and take that knife
No.720685
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>>720683
Stop.
>Hits the back of your head with my hand.
>>720674
I hope you liked it.
No.720686
>>720684
>easy get, Mooninite
>Jekyll's just wrestling with Hyde in his head
>how's it feel to be the sane one?
>>720685
>that's not a good idea
>at all
>Assassin unconsciously slaps the hand away
My head's going to split...!
No.720687
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Well happy fuckin' New Years, ladies.
>...
>oh, something is happening
>I'll just...go
No.720688
>>720685
It was pretty good. Thanks again for making it.
>>720686
>feels okay, man
>birdgod's just kinda watchan
>Remember when I did shit like that and you ended up with DID? Good times.
...We have different definitions of "good times", don't we?
>>720687
Stay close to me, Kenny. I've got a feeling shit might hit the fan soon.
No.720689
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>>720686
Ah sorry I didn't expect your head to be fragile.
>>720688
Anytime.
>Disappears from behind of assassin only to appear next to you.
No.720690
>>720688
>Just a few seconds, that's all I need.
Y-you're lying...!
>You know me so well.
Help...
No.720691
>>720689
Huh... didn't know you could do that.
>>720690
Uh...
>Moon Knight only has one solution for when people go crazy
>slap the fuck out of them
Judging by the way you were reaching for your knife, whatever's doing this wants to kill me. Let 'em know it's a waste of time. I don't stay dead.
No.720692
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>>720688
Aww fuck, not all over my parka.
>snorts
>shuffles next to moonman anyway
No.720693
>>720691
>ow
>Whaaat? Goddammit. Look what you did, blew it and we can't even fix your mistake!
>rubs his head
Well... that's half of a relief.
>
You won't tell anyone I'm a Servant, right?
No.720694
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>>720692
>smiles
It'll be okay.
>>720693
>
No.720695
>>720694
>sigh of relief
You see, Hyde?
>Would've been better if you just let me bury the knife in his head.
Y-you're incorrigible...
No.720696
No.720697
>>720691
I am sure that the god in your head can tell you my ability.
No.720698
>>720695
>holds up the knife
Took this from you while you were freaking out. Guessing you need it.
>>720697
Not sure if he'd know, actually.
>She better not say "The Power of Friendship."
No.720699
>>720697
Not everyone is omniscient, miss. It's a tad egotistical to assume a god would know an ant beneath it.
>>720698
>shakily takes it back and tucks it into his waistcoat
I'm not nearly as... physically strong as the others.
Assassin, at your service, sir.
No.720700
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>>720698
The Power of Friendship!
>.....
No I can just manipulate time and space.
No.720702
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>>720699
I am sure a god would be able to understand the ability when I use it around them, unless that god is as weak as a fairy. Either way it should be able to know.
No.720704
>>720702
new thread open
Gods bound to mortals tend to lose their knowledge of all.
>shakes his head
You're also assuming they care in the slightest, miss..