No.720701
>Doctypes left and right?
>Get new bread!
No.720703
>>720699
Moon Knight. Nice to meet you.
>>720700
>Oh right, she can hear me. Well, fuck.
Didn't expect someone like you could do something like that. No offense, of course.
No.720705
>>720703
I'm sorry about Hyde trying to kill you, that's... just what he does.
My Master is dead. Without prana from people, I'll die too.
No.720706
>>720705
Any idea how much time you have left?
No.720707
>>720706
I'm rather low maintenance... maybe a few days.
No.720708
>>720704
I only wish the gods careless. The gods actually care to much with mortals and want to toy with them. Sakuya is my name if you like to know.
>>720703
Yes I can hear you.
>Chuckles.
That's perfectly fine.
No.720709
>>720707
Hmm... I can understand why you're nervous, then. Besides having to deal with Hyde, anyway.
>>720708
I guess you're just full of surprises.
No.720710
>>720708
I-I am Dr. Jekyll.
>I thought that Cirno one was full of wind...
Has anyone ever told you that you try a mite too hard to sound like you know what you're talking about?
I-it's terribly rude to say, but true.
>>720709
I should be trying to find another Master...
No.720711
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>>720710
Ha ha, I apologize I am not a people person and I take no offense. Oh, if you require magic to remain in this realm well I could find something for you.
>>720709
Not really.
No.720712
>>720710
>shrugs
Shouldn't be too hard, right?
>>720711
>chuckles
Maybe I'm just easily impressed, then.
No.720713
>>720711
Contracts are difficult enough.
>>720712
I haven't seen anyone with potential thus far.
No.720714
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>>720713
Remind me, what exactly qualifies as "potential?"
No.720715
>>720714
A magus would be ideal for a contract though we Assassins can contract an ordinary person, provided we kill people to take their prana.
Most other "heroic spirits" would never condone that as an option.
No.720716
>>720713
Not by a contract but if you prefer that way then I guess I can try.
>>720712
Maybe you are just impressed by me. That was a joke and a bad one. I am sorry.
No.720717
>>720715
I see... So you'd need to form a contract with someone who doesn't mind killing.
>>720716
>chuckles
You don't need to apologize for everything.
No.720718
>>720716
You understand what you're saying, yes?
>>720717
Ideally, that's the case.
No.720719
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>>720718
Form a contract with a servant means I am willing to participate in the holy grail war. A war that requires the death of both servants and master in order for it to be complete. Am I correct?
>>720717
It's just how I am. A lot of people told me before that I apologize to much.
No.720720
>>720718
Hall of Doom's definitely the right place to look, then. I've killed plenty of people myself.
>>720719
Don't worry about it. I don't mind.
No.720721
>>720719
...No, actually. Only the Servant must die. Masters are often killed because the Grail tends to pick people it has previously picked.
Keeping things moving and all that.
>
And Enkidu has told me of the, erm... trap.
I won't kill anyone unless commanded to, b-but I can't speak for Hyde.
If we're going to do this, i-it should be done properly.
>ahem
Are you my Master?
>>720720
It seems it's been resolved rather quickly.
No.720722
>>720721
>nods
Sakuya would be better suited for this than me anyhow.
>That's 'cause you only accept responsibility for shit when you fuckin' feel like it.
>I learned that from you.
>...Touché.
No.720723
>>720722
You shouldn't sell yourself short.
No.720724
>struggling in
>overburdened with packages
Of all the days...
No.720725
>>720723
>shrugs
Having a Servant would be a weird experience. I'm used to getting ordered around, not giving orders.
>You're welcome for that.
>>720724
Need some help with those?
No.720726
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>>720721
(I apologize beforehand if I did it wrong. Only played the VN, the portable PSP games, and watched the series. I've yet to real the light novels.)
Yes.
>I hold my hand out towards you, magic begins to flow around me like a gust of wiind, my change to their scarlet red color as I look at you.
I, Sakuya Izayoi, accepts the role as your master.
No.720727
>>720724
Saber?
>>720725
Erm...
>>720726
Ironically that gives you more experience than the one who does our Rin Tohsaka lol
The contract is sealed.
No.720728
>>720725
The only part of me struggling is my pride, I'm afraid.
Holding off invasion forces was nothing compared to balancing multiple kinds of boxes.
>wobbling
>>720727
>Car_Crash.exe
So that's how tonight's going to go.
No.720729
>>720727
You'd be surprised how many people ask me to do things for them every day.
>taps the side of his head
I get enough orders from Khonshu alone.
>>720728
You sure about that? Sure looks like you're having trouble.
No.720730
>>720728
I-I mean no offense...
>frown
You thought I was dead, didn't you.
I should have been.
>You're welcome.
>Shut up.
>You're not feeling guilty are you?
...
>>720729
I'm... sorry?
>um
I could help if you need it.
No.720731
>>720729
Appearances can be deceiving.
>one hands the pile
>and tosses it over
>empty boxes
...I probably should have guessed.
>>720730
It's really nothing out of the question these days. Though if current events are to be trusted that might be coming to an end soon.
>?
More to the point, you did have a Master, correct? Our kind aren't prone to hallucinations.
No.720732
>>720727
(Ironically I know the person who plays Rin.)
>My right hand burns as the the seal of a servant is engraved onto my skin. Once the seal was engraved the flow of magic ceases. I look at the seal which was on my hand thinking to myself, "So this is the mark of a Master." A smile can be noticed before I brought my hand down.
> I bow towards you out of gratitude.
Thank you for accepting me as your master.
No.720733
>>720730
>chuckles
I'll be fine. It's all part of the job.
>Man, this guy's a fuckin' dork.
>>720731
So you were just pretending to have a hard time?
>blink
...Well, whatever's fun for you.
No.720734
>>720731
She was killed by an old man with an eyepatch, I'm told.
>frown
I should have been there.
>>720732
I should be thanking you, Master.
>>720733
Oh...
No.720735
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>>720733
>gestures towards the boxes
Be my guest.
>>720734
Most likely. It's pretty brazenly spelled out in the contract that preservation of life is a bit of a top priority.
>
I suppose it would be a good idea to tell you we're no longer fighting.
No.720736
>>720734
Don't feel bad. Being Moon Knight is my choice.
>You mean MY choice.
>>720735
>tilts his head
What would I do with a bunch of empty boxes?
No.720737
>>720735
H-Hyde had... other plans.
>And we're still alive. No biggie, right?
>[screams internally]
Enkidu told me. This is your fault, you know.
You put that girl in the Grail.
>>720736
I-I'll do my best to not worry for you then.
No.720738
>>720736
They're heavier than they look. The King of Conquerors' idea of a joke.
>hmm
You could make a little fort for your lady friend, couldn't you? I hear cats like that sort of thing.
>>720737
>
>
>
>oh we're serious now
That war was a farce even before I cut her in half, Berserker.
Casting aspersions right now really doesn't help anyone though, does it.
No.720739
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>>720737
>nods
Just worry about Sakuya for now.
>>720738
That's... not a bad idea. Thanks, Saber.
No.720740
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>>720738
I-it was, is, and always will be a farce.
>
We're here now, and we're not killing each other.
>He's getting mad, Jekyll. Maybe we should give him some shiv therapy.
S-stop it...
>That was out loud.
...
>>720739
I won't let what happened to my last Master happen again.
No.720741
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>>720734
Not at all. I just wanted to help you since you seemed to be in a horrible situation. Also, you don't have to call me master if you don't want to. Simply refer to me how you see fit.
No.720742
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>>720739
>tosses a roll of gauze at him
It helps to be prepared.
>looking around
She's not here for New Year's?
>>720740
>uh
Maybe that was a little overbearing.
But you're right, at the moment we're not killing each other. Though...other machinations might be upset by that fact.
>IRI
>MANAKA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The question I've been trying to answer, is what now?
No.720743
>>720741
I will call you what you prefer, Master.
>>720742
I don't rightly know, Saber.
>
Do you know the small girl who looks like you but won't stop shouting?
No.720744
No.720745
>>720740
I understand. If it helps at all, Sakuya's not as big of a target as Balalaika was.
>>720742
>catches it
>thank you, hero reflexes
Unfortunately, no. Not sure where she is, actually.
No.720746
>>720743
Alter...?
She's dead, Berserker.
>>720745
I'm not sure if I envy that kind of relationship.
>Guin why
>
Let me ask you something, as an impartial party.
What do you make of this whole war nonsense.
No.720747
>>720745
That will help.
>>720746
Jekyll will do.
>
Is that her name? She really hated you. We met in London.
No.720748
>>720745
Adorable that you're worried about me. Like a knight in shining armor worrying about his princess.
>>720743
Sakuya is what I prefer to be called. A person calling me, a maid, master would never sit well. This is going to be fun since it's been a while since my last battle.
No.720749
>>720747
>
That would be Mordred. My daughter.
>wait a sec
What was she doing in London...
>I swear if it was with that Shishigou again
What brings you back, Jekyll.
No.720750
>>720748
W-we're not fighting, Mas-...Sakuya.
There is a monster sleeping inside the Grail that needs us dead to awaken.
We are taking steps to deprive that beast of its day in the sun, s-so to speak.
>>720749
I was running out of time. That's all.
No.720751
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>GIL GIL GIL GIL THE POOR
>GIL GIL GIL GIL THE POOR
>GIL GIL GIL GIL THE POOR
>TONI-HAHAHAHAHA-IIIIIGHT
No.720752
>>720750
I know that but if you simply think that he'll go down without fighting back, then you really need to think about that entity.
No.720753
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>>720746
I think there's no point to it. That's why I haven't been interested in finding a Servant of my own.
>>720747
Good. Being nervous isn't going to help.
>>720748
>blinks
That's... one way to put it.
No.720754
>>720750
Six and one-half dozen the other, as always.
The Grail will send another Avenger out if its will isn't met, count on that.
But it's had years for the evil inside it to coalesce this time, it might not be easy.
>>720751
>dear god
>just cut me some slack
>>720753
A perfect response.
Which means that for now, I and the others will be tasked with safeguarding the rest.
I trust you won't do anything to impede that.
No.720755
No.720756
>>720752
I'll have to leave it to your judgment then.
>>720754
United we stand, I-I trust.
>>720753
I-it's a speech impediment...
No.720757
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>>720754
>[M E S E K T E T]
Surprised, Saber?
Just when you thought that I, Ozymandias, had perished!
>POSE
>shirt fucking explodes
But fate is never so cruel to a god! It was easy enough to disguise my dear boat at a shipping wharf and ride out the bad times.
No.720758
>>720754
I'll do my best to stay out of your way.
>>720756
>oh
>oh
...Didn't realize that. Sorry.
No.720759
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>>720753
I find it adorable since majority of the people would either want me dead for being a maid or being a night walker, you would rather want the opposite.
>>720756
Tell me a bit about myself.
No.720760
>>720756
It's not like we've much of a choice in the matter at this point.
>smiles
My sword belongs to all for now.
>>720757
...
>looks at the camera
>Seinfeld_slapbass.gif
I feel like I'm missing out on something.
>>720758
Appreciated.
No.720761
>>720757
>isn't this the loser who tried to kill me
>and failed miserably
>>720758
I-it's alright...
>>720759
About yourself...? Master, we've only just met.
>blink
O-oh. You meant me.
Erm... I was just a scholar in life, a-and at some point I tried to create a potion of immortality.
It made me much younger, as you can see... but it made me unstable and murderous.
Mr. Hyde is my... much worse half.
>>720760
I-I'm not too strong, but I'll do what I can.
No.720762
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>>720760
Eh?
>SUNLASER'S the audience
When beauty is presented before you, who would dare turn away?
Also I'm going to need some money.
>>720761
>isn't that the nerd that turned into a fuckugly dog or something
No.720763
>>720762
>distant "ONCE I CALLED YOU BROTHER, ONCE I THOUGHT THE CHANCE TO MAKE YOU LAUGH WAS ALL I EVER WANTED"
No.720764
>>720761
Every soldier has a job to do. All that's asked is that you do it.
Beware pale women bearing cups, Jekyll.
>
>wait doesn't the maid already work for someone
>sheesh
>>720762
>sun's out hood's out
Well it's all a matter of perspective.
No.720765
>>720759
Why wouldn't I want you alive? You've been extremely nice to me.
>>720760
No problem. Hopefully this whole Grail issue will be solved soon.
>You know, it's Johnny Storm's fault all this shit happened. You should beat him up.
>...I'll consider it.
>>720761
As long as you know I wasn't trying to be rude.
No.720766
>>720762
>bark bark
>>720764
Eh? Pale women?
No.720767
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>>720761
(Apologizes it's quite late. )
Mr. Hyde. That's actually quite fascinating that you were able to create the Hourai Elixir since I only know one person that's capable of creating it. Also, I would like to speak with Mr. Hyde one day.
No.720768
>>720763
WHO DARES MOCK ME WITH FILTHY ANGLO-SAXON CINEMATOGRAPHY
>>720764
A lot of money.
>>720766
Dog...
Dog?
DOG?
No.720769
>>720765
Be careful what you wish for, and all that.
If the Root is tampered with in the process, every other kind of magic and spirit will feel the aftereffects.
>>720766
She nearly coaxed Archer into killing Lancer.
The point being, she'll lie to you in as many different ways as it takes to get what she wants.
>...
You mentioned Manaka. Why.
>>720768
No...?
No.720770
>>720767
>goes bug-eyed
N-no. No. A-anything but Mr. Hyde...!
>Hahaha, when that happens you're fucked.
>>720768
You have me mistaken for someone else.
>>720769
She's here. Taunting me. Taunting Hyde.
No.720771
No.720772
No.720773
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>>720770
Does he hurt you as well?
>>720765
Why wouldn't I be nice to the one that help quell my hunger?
No.720774
>>720769
Someday I swear I will make you pay for that.
>pops a squat
But not today. It's the Roman New Year! I have so many random incinerations planned for the rest of the night.
>>720770
Eh?
>squint
...It seems I do. You rate about equally in the eyes of beauty.
No.720775
>>720769
...And what are the chances of that happening?
>>720773
Blade really deserves more credit than I do.
No.720777
>>720770
>what
What
>>720774
Unfortunately, so does the rest of the country.
>>720775
At this very moment?
Honestly I have no idea.
No.720778
>>720773
It's not me you need to worry about. It's everyone else.
>Flattery will get you everywhere.
>>720774
>wew for Proto Presence Concealment
T-thank you.
>>720776
>UH
>>720777
I know I s-stuttered.
Your first Master... s-she's here.
No.720779
>>720776
>spletch
Imp-
>Soaring Spear's primary quality: paralysis
>frozen
>>720777
>>720778
>[OZYMANDIAS: RETIRED]
No.720780
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>>720778
>>720779
>cue the flippy tricky Bolg tricks
>tonk
That'd be over wi.
No.720781
>>720778
>CLEAVE
>NUKESWORD
>RIP
>AND
>TEAR
If you're mistaking Sakuya for Manaka, Jekyll, you're not going to have a very pleasant rest of the new year's eve.
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>720779
>
>oh
>ok then
>>720780
Lancer. What's going on here.
No.720782
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>>720777
Let's just hope for the best, then.
No.720783
>>720779
...
>shudders
>>720780
I-I thought we all promised the fighting would end, what is this treachery?
>We're not dying here. Get the vial, Jekyll.
N-no.
>Get. The vial.
>>720781
>m8
>m8
I know that pale demon, Saber.
No.720784
>>720781
A dead Rider, if ye've nae eyes in yer fool head, boy.
>wipes the spear off
>>720783
I never promised a thing, wee boy.
The plan yon clay thing's come up wi, it's nae good.
Sae I'll dae what I huv tae in order to die and bring the whole show doon oan top ay me.
>Bolg hanging in the air pointed at his neck
Ye ken ye're fast enough?
No.720785
>>720775
Still, you convinced him to come and he wanted to kill me instead of help me.
>>720778
Ah I see then it would be best if I did not speak to him with people around. Maybe, it would be better to talk to him at the manor, but I would be putting myself in danger. I could always try to test his abilities.... ah sorry I was lost in thought there.
No.720786
>>720782
It's not going very well at the moment.
You wouldn't happen to have a spray for this situation, would you.
>>720783
>...
>KARIBAH
Where.
>>720784
Should have seen something like that coming.
>clank
Jekyll has the right idea. We're all adult ghosts here, it'd be much easier and less painful for all parties involved if we could stop this prematurely.
No.720787
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>>720784
>terrified: yes
...
...
...
>I don't want to die.
>>720785
A-another time, please.
>>720786
Here, there, creeping at the edge of vision... laughing. Smiling.
Like nothing's wrong.
No.720788
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No.720789
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>>720786
Dinnae gae implyin' ye've even a wink ay a thought at what tae dae next. Premature naethin'.
>BOLGS
I'd be yin ay the only few ay us what could kill this wee Beastie fay good. Dispute it if ye want.
But I'll be daein' what's needed.
>>720787
>walks up and grabs it
>
Ye ken I wantae dae this?
No.720790
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>>720787
>just like Irisviel
We'll discuss this later.
Plan on there being a later.
>>720789
So am I.
>rushes into her and out into the swamp
>TYPE ADVANTAGE, BITCH
>LET'S GO
No.720791
>>720789
I-I have no sympathy for you, Lancer.
You're killing us. And mankind. Selfishly.
>>720790
Saber!
>>720788
Master... you wanted to see Hyde?
I can't in good conscience let him be there alone.
No.720792
>>720785
Huh. I guess I did.
>>720786
>Spray? Who does he think we are, the Bat?
I'm afraid not.
No.720793
>>720791
I can understand and I am not upset by it. I must apologize because I must return home before the sun rises up. Please, don't die on me and try not to get yourself in trouble.
>Bows before disappearing from your sight.
No.720794
>>720793
Ah... she's gone.
>
And they're gone.
No.720795
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>is it safe to come out now
No.720797
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>>720796
>that's not a yes or no
Hm?
It's getting hard to keep track of all these new faces.
No.720798
>>720797
New for both of us, good lady.
No.720799
>>720798
Such is the nature of chance encounters.
>this fucker saw my face I'm gonna kill him
>wait shit
Not one for all that fighting back there, I presume.
No.720800
>>720799
I-I'm not cut out for the front.
>Speak for yourself.
I am.
>Out loud, pointdexter.
...gkkt...
No.720801
>>720800
I won't pretend like the musclebound folk don't get the job done in their own more expedient way, but compliments aren't my forte.
Besides, it's easier to do so many things in the dark.
>uh
>?
Now that's a queer case.
No.720802
>>720801
Eh?
>She knows! Shiv'er!
That's your answer to everything.
>I know, isn't it great?
No.720803
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>>720802
...I think I've played this game before.
>watching his pupils for dilation
Dropped any X recently?
No.720804
>>720803
Y-you're gravely mistaken, miss.
>'''Ha. She thinks you're a junkie.
>It's your fault!
>Well you do take drugs to wake me up. So, she's not wrong.
No.720805
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>>720804
Am I?
>holds a finger up
>little bubble of amobarbital
Saw "ah"
>fling
No.720806
>>720805
>Watch it!
Wh-
>gulp
W-what did you do to me?
No.720807
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>>720806
You looked so tense~ I just gave you something to help relax. Smooth out the kinks.
Let's start with why you're talking to yourself like such a boob.
No.720808
>>720807
I-I am not a breast. I am... Dr. Jekyll.
No.720809
>and now for a very special moment
>Ghost Rider on a segway
No.720810
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>>720808
Jekyll...Jekyll...
The wereman? I wasn't aware the dual consciousnesses were in contact with each other like that.
>gettin giddy
What a wonderful chemical process your brain must be.
>>720809
>spesh/10
No.720811
>>720809
>w h a t
>h
>a
>t
>>720810
I've been told my meddling advanced medical understanding of brain chemistry by decades.
T-though I'm not sure my cursed half was worth it.
>You're still bitching?
No.720812
>>720810
>just kinda lighting the ground on fire as he rolls around
>you might wanna tell him to stop before he burns something important
>>720811
>YIPPIE-AI-AY
>YIPPIE-AI-OH
>GHOST RIDERS IN THE SKY
No.720813
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>>720811
Self-experimentation, what a nasty business, hm?
Then you must be familiar with so many poisons of the brain.
Did you know that gluten is one? Though coming by enough in concentrate is rather hard.
>>720812
>but this could get interesting
>LET'S WATCH
No.720814
>>720812
>but there's nothing of value here
>burn it down, skeleman
>>720813
A poisoner, then. Which makes you an Assassin.
>Way to go, reverse-analyze her for whatever shit she put in us.
No.720815
>>720813
>and now the segway is an office chair
>wheeeee
>>720814
>you got it, chief
No.720816
>>720814
One of many. And certainly not the last.
>waggles a finger
However that can quickly change if I don't feel as though I'm being fully respected.
>but Master
>guh
>>720815
>shine on you crazy diamond
>Presence Concealment: yes
No.720817
>>720815
>go go gadget rocket chair
>>720816
We share a class then.
>
Hyde is a Berserker, though...
No.720818
>>720816
>you can hide, but you can't run
>...wait, that's not how it goes
>>720817
>and now he's back to a bicycle
>gosh darn skeletons and their sorcery
No.720820
>It's quiet, too quiet.
>flips down electrobinoculars and scans the room again
>Better take advantage of this.
>starts typing up reports on a holographic interface
No.720822
>>720821
Everyone's recovering from New Years hangovers.
No.720823
>>720822
Ah... that makes sense.
>
Y-you're... Saber's Master, correct?
No.720824
>>720823
And you're that Berserker that bitch of my sister used.
Lotta old faces showing up.
No.720825
File: 1451687694925.png (247.61 KB, 490x806, 245:403, a563b360856006ea429fc535d0….png)
>>720824
>sister
>Manaka is
You're... y-you don't look to be two centuries old.
No.720826
>>720825
Neither do you, but I guess that's just how you ghosts go, huh.
So there's a rogue Lancer. What's the gameplan.
No.720827
>>720826
E-Enkidu will destroy her if the blue Lancer doesn't first.
Saber charged her last night.
No.720828
>>720827
He did come home worse for wear. Guess that Lancer just made things personal.
>would Trumpeter work on her
>she's incarnated
>fucking hell
No.720829
>>720828
Y-you've no idea how right you are.
No.720830
>>720829
She wants to die, huh? Okay.
Boy Blue better get a move on, for their sake.
No.720831
>>720830
>Scary like her sister.
...
No.720834
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>>720833
I think I still prefer Byrnhild to her.
>struggles up
Or even her student.
>armor already self-repairan
No.720835
>>720834
>blue vial get
I-if you need it, I have restorative concoctions.
No.720836
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>>720835
>nooooooooooo thank you
I'll be fine with Avalon, thank you.
>
...Not going as fast. She must be at home.
>wiping blood off the newly minted armor
Any progress on your end?
No.720837
>>720836
>vial capped and tucked away
N-no... my sincerest apologies, Saber.
No.720838
>>720837
>take it easy, Arty
No apology necessary, if you'd done anything you might be dead.
>guh
We fought well into the city. I'm thankful her airborne spears don't seem to carry the same curse as the original. I don't think even my Luck stat could have compensated at that point.
>wait
>luck
...Where is Rider.
No.720839
>>720838
Rider? He d-died before us, Saber.
No.720840
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>>720839
Suppose I walked right into that one.
There are more, Jekyll. Obviously more.
Francis Drake would be ideal, but even Alexander has sufficient enough Luck to avoid her spears.
...The next question would be if they could even be interested.
No.720841
>>720840
E-Enkidu's Luck is on par with them as well, and easier to convince, yes?
No.720842
>>720841
Enkidu's Luck far exceeds theirs, except for El Draque.
Putting aside the fact he's out shopping today, he'll destroy her if it comes to that.
I'd rather not have to explain the mess to Lancer and potentially set the whole thing off again.
>shakes his head
Regardless. I take it you've been well received for the second time?
No.720843
>>720842
I m-met your M-Master. She...
>Expanded.
...filled out.
No.720844
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>>720843
...More than you know.
>I feel like a goose just sat down on my grave
No.720845
>>720844
A-at least you get to serve yours again.
>;_;
>Kitano
>Kapitan
>w h y
No.720846
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>>720845
The wars have never been about the personal connections we forge, only that we do the duty we were summoned for.
>trust me m8
>I've been in (pretty much) literally all of them
Take solace in knowing that the one you serve now, you serve for a purpose higher than her or the war.
Though she still needs to learn how to have a conversation...
No.720847
>>720846
Can you truly say you feel nothing for a familiar face, Saber?
Y-you can't be that cruel.
>...
Ah, b-but you're right... I should get to know Sakuya better.
No.720848
>>720847
I've been the proverbial old dog that's learned new tricks, Jekyll. My relationships with people fall under that particular scrutiny.
But I am still the King of Knights. Duty will always be my first love.
>...
Though that's not to say there aren't others I wouldn't be willing to have drive me mad if they were to wind up as the conclusion to the bad end.
>uh
I hear she works for someone herself. Good luck with the performance reviews.
No.720849
>>720848
I've met master Giorno as well.
>at least I understood the symbolism of the bugnipples
A Servant working for a servant who in turn works for a master who is also a Master.... what is that movie called? Inception?
No.720850
File: 1451697071064.jpg (262.23 KB, 500x707, 500:707, 5adf3ef22d01d64fdade649dba….jpg)
>>720849
"Confusing" works.
Fumi and I had already entered into a diplomatic arrangement before you arrived. It seems our pact is only solidified.
>frown
This is starting to sound awfully similar to Mordred's war.
No.720851
>>720850
But with direr consequences.
No.720852
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>>720851
I've been in about six wars, Jekyll.
That's what they say every time.
>nodnod
But I'll do what I can to contain Scathach. Any ideas how to spend your time?
No.720853
>>720852
>
Oh, I-I think I have a few idea on how to while away the hours, unless I'm needed.
No.720854
>>720853
>yeesh
Try not to get too crazy, the last carbon monoxide detector burned out months ago.
>SEIBACYCLE
>NYOOM
No.720855
>>720854
Goodbye, Saber.
>oh what fun, what fun
No.720857
>>720856
>now where have I seen this one before...
That would explain where everyone else is.
No.720858
>>720857
They all packed up! I saw 'em this morning when I was coming back from fishing.
Bah, New Year's resolutions, eh?
>pops a noisemaker
No.720859
>>720858
I w-wonder what they promised to do...
>
G-goodness, I haven't introduced myself.
Dr. Jekyll, a-at your service.
No.720860
>>720859
Stuff they always promise to do, probably.
That's the trouble with them, people wait until the new year to try anything different and then most of the time they don't even do it!
>squint
Eh, you mean you're not Saber?
No.720861
>>720860
>'Ha! Saber, he thinks.
N-no... I am an Assassin.
No.720862
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No.720863
>>720861
Oh, another one, huh?
Welcome to the party!
>tumbleweed blows by
Ah, well there should be one. It's been way too serious the last couple of days, nobody even came last night!
No.720864
>>720862
>uh
>flinches visibly
>>720863
That L-Lancer killed another Rider. Maybe they're worried.
No.720865
>>720864
Thought you could fuckin' hide from me, eh?
You were with Sis back in Roanpaur, right?
So you're gonna help me fuckin' kill this guy. Capisce?
No.720866
>>720864
Yeah but I mean anybody. All I saw was that guy from that space movie early in the morning.
>
Ah, her? Guess that's that, huh.
No.720867
>>720865
Y-you're... Two Hands.
>Who the fuck does this slut think she is, ordering you around? That's my job!
>>720866
I-it's up to that blue Lancer now.
No.720868
>>720867
Goddamn fuckin' right I am. Problem?
>
Nah, pussy like you wouldn't have dick to say if I fuckin' paid ya.
So what's the beef, ah? What the hell do you even do.
No.720869
>>720867
Eh?
Ha! A glorious final end! If I was him I don't think I could ask for more.
Hope he's better at that than remembering to bring bait. We had to use blades of grass!
No.720870
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>>720868
>gleam~
>how long was a knife pointed at your abdominal aorta, fam
R-release me.
>>720869
I believe he's... quite the master baiter.
>Really? Even I'm not that bad at jokes.
No.720871
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>>720870
>about as long as that Beretta was pointed at your temple m88
Now this is more like it.
You wanna stay alive, fucker? Huh!?
>yanking his hair
Then you listen to me. I'm gonna put a bullet in that old fuck's skull if it kills me. Bet your ass you get first honors if you move that fucking thing. Got it?
No.720872
>>720870
>
Jeez...wonder how he even does that in that suit of his.
>?
Haha, nice catch! And you didn't even do anything!
No.720873
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>>720871
>ow
>owowowowowowow
>Jekyll.
Hyde?
>My turn?
You won't get the chance to kill anyone at this rate.
>>720872
>
I-I blame my terrible Luck.
No.720874
>>720873
There. Was that so fuckin' hard?
>grinning
Not everybody. Not yet anyway. Only so many fuckin' bullets a chick can get her hands on at a time.
>waggling the peestol
Sis kept ya close, which means you ain't goddamn worthless. Chick was too hard for keepin' pussies around.
So what's up, pussy?
No.720875
>>720873
>already back to Snake Eater
>oh hey he's actually making progress
You're telling me you're sad a woman's paying attention to you?
>shakes his head
I really don't understand you guys at all.
No.720876
>>720874
It's a secret to everybody, miss.
Revealing your trump card is... a mistake.
>>720875
>what is that thing
N-not all attention is good attention, Rider.
No.720877
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>>720876
Trump card. Wha...?
>spits
Fuck it. Call me miss again and you eat three square meals of lead for dinner.
Where the fuck were you when Sis was getting iced, huh?
No.720878
>>720876
Wrong!
>bip bip bip
Sure, attracting the attention of something bad might make things worse. But that's only if you leave it as it is!
Being so ashamed you'd rather scurry around like a mouse, forget it!
>
...You can PICK UP THE CLAYMORES!?
No.720879
>>720877
>Oh you know, icing some mooks for sustenance.
We were... kept away.
>Way to sugarcoat it, princess.
It's not sugarcoating.
>So when are you gonna slap those toys away from our head, Einstein. Not like they'll do the girl a fat lot of good.
...
>>720878
>swords?
>uh
N-not all of us are like you.
No.720880
>>720879
Fuckin-who the hell're you talkin' to?
>grabs
You wearing a wire!?
>shakeshakeshake
No.720881
>>720879
Nah. Goldie's got kind of the right idea, he's just a dork about it most of the time.
>this guy
Lemme ask this, what's the worst that could happen?
No.720882
>>720880
>Reeeeally don't like this chick, J.
E-enough!
>slap dat hand away
>C strength
>>720881
>this guy
I'd rather not be shot.
No.720883
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No.720884
>>720882
>ow
>wait
>ow?
WHOTHEFUCK'REYOUASSHOLEWANNADIETOUCHMEAGAINPIECEOFSHITFAGGOTMAKEYOUEATMEBEFOREIFUCKINGBLOWYOURHEADOFFMOTHERFUCKER!
No.720885
>>720882
I don't think we can even get shot.
...Can we?
>>720883
Whoa!
No.720886
>>720883
>why is this child so swole
>>720884
>Hyde.
>Haha, really?
>Only for a minute.
>No promises.
>
Hyahaha, wanna die? Wanna die?! That's a funny joke, lady.
Name's Hyde. Mr. Hyde, knife t'meetcha! Now shuddup!
>>720885
Ah, don't mind the pointdexter. He's a little bitch most of the time.
No.720887
>>720884
Revy! chill
>>720883
jeez Red what have you been eating?
No.720888
>>720886
Hyde, chill man ya losing ya swag
No.720889
>>720886
>
Yeah, fuck this.
>mag: emptied into fuckboy's noggin
S'what I fuckin' get for tryin' to do somethin' nice, huh.
>>720887
RED, WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TELLING ME TO CHILL
No.720890
>>720885
>Your flexing...might be a bit less showy than you imagined.
>
>But he seems impressed all the same!
>>720886
>You take Aaron's advice, and try to wink.
>You look like a bug-eyed freak.
>>720887
Vitamins, son.
>...
Actually snail pie
No.720891
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>>720890
snail pies huh?
>>720889
shake my ass when I do
No.720892
>>720886
Hey, that's pretty good!
Can you do any other impressions?
>>720890
What the heck was that? That was so cool!
No.720893
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>>720888
Swag?
>looks down
Ah, hell. My cravat's all loose now-
>>720889
>extremely shallow bullet wounds
>lead tips pushed out from his skin
Y'know what I could go for right now? Some lamb shanks.
'mere, faun.
>shing
>>720890
Someone hit the juice! Hyahaha!
No.720894
>>720891
Damn right. Jiggle for mama and we'll talk.
>click
Fuck. You got any 9mm in there?
>>720893
>oh
>ok then
Wanna dance, fucko?
>REVY PUNCH
No.720895
>>720893
>don't make a penetrate joke
>don't
>Carnage
>no
.....so you do that to all the girls you like or do ya buy them dinner first?
No.720896
>>720892
Sure I do! Just gimme a few-
>>720894
>crunch
>g r i n
Gonna carve me a slut!
>HYDE PAWNCH
>>720895
Carnie, they are my dinner!
No.720897
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>>720894
JURI I WILL NOT JI- oh sorry normally my wife says that....have you met her? no wait if ya did she would rip the shorts right off ya
No.720898
>>720896
you'll never kill her that way.....well that and I'll just patch her up, fun fact she's one of mine
No.720899
>>720896
>weeeeeeee-ow
>ass over teapot
Little SHIT
>>720897
THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE GETTING ME MY FUCKIN' AMMO., RED.
AND I AIN'T ONE OF YOURS, ASSHOLE
No.720900
>>720896
>fighting
>fighting I'm not involved in
>having to wait two seconds for anything
>
Boooooooooooooooored!
No.720901
>>720898
What a load of shit.
>checks his watch
Well, if she ain't gonna die, she ain't worth my time, dig?
>CHANGE TO: Jekyll
O-oh dear...
>>720899
I had a feeling you and Hyde wouldn't get along.
>adjusting his cravat
>waistcoat: buttoned
A-allow me to introduce myself. I am Dr. Jekyll.
>>720900
Hmm?
No.720902
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>>720899
yes you are, we both know it
>reaches into his chest tossing her the ammo
no really watch out for Juri, she has a thing for shorts....just ask what's left Poison
No.720903
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>>720891
Mom makes them. Says they're healthy...I'm Frisk, by the way.
>>720892
Undyne says they're called "gains".
>You flex your arms again, channeling your inner Mr. Universe.
>Your inner Mr. Universe is tired.
Who're you?
>>720893
I don't hit juice. Or any food. We can't bite the hand that feeds...literally!
No.720904
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>>720901
>rrrrrrrrr
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>limping closer
What the fuck is this.
>MENACING
>>720902
Piece a-
>bonk
...gkt.
>[reload in progress]
The hell're you talkin' about now? I don't do polygamy, Red.
No.720905
>>720903
Fr- damnit!
>>720901
and another victory to red guy
>>720904
>dragging her away from Hyde Jekyll
I'm saying your ass maybe in danger
No.720906
>>720901
Awww, I kinda liked that other impression better.
You guys sure know how to get into trouble, huh.
>>720903
Alexander! Watch this!
>ZEUS THUNDER
>SHAZAM
No.720907
>>720903
I'm sorry?
>Jekyll and Hyde everyone
>>720904
The kapitan's trump card.
I mean no offense, Two Hands.
>>720905
What?
No.720908
File: 1451702795258.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
No.720909
>>720905
Leggo! I got legs, damn it!
>flipped upside down
This cocksucker already bruised a rib, what the fuck.
>>720907
Offense doesn't fuckin' talk like Hannibal.
No.720910
>>720909
Revy do ya want me to web ya to a wall? I will, I'll web ya to the wall and raspberry you like I do Red!
No.720911
>>720908
You said nothing?
>>720909
Hannibal? The Carthaginian?
I've n-never met that one...
>>720906
Impression?
No.720912
>>720905
...that lady looks really mad...
>>720906
>Holy fuck Toto, we're sure as hell not in Kansas anymore.
>...I mean frick
Gosh...are those all real?
>>720907
>You decide not to bring up the man's split personality.
Hi, I'm Frisk, and I'm determined.
No.720913
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>>720912
she gets like that
>>720911
nusing! I said nusing!.....shit I need to re capture Dr. Pavel
No.720914
>>720910
You touch my bellybutton I light your ass on fire.
>
Wait, you fuckin' raspberry yourself?
>>720911
If I gotta look at your pussy face a second longer I swear to absolute fuck.
No.720915
>>720911
Sure! That's what it was, wasn't it?
>>720912
>B A R A
Real as anything else, boy!
>
Er...girl.
Child?
No.720916
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>>720914
my kid Revy and you can't do shit webbed to a wall
No.720917
>>720912
I am Dr. Jekyll, hello child.
>>720913
Would you need a hand?
>>720915
...No. That's not it at all.
>he's crazy
No.720918
>>720914
I would rather not fight you.
No.720919
>>720917
nah I like the hunting down part
No.720920
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>>720916
I ain't in the goddamn mood,' man.
>
You got a fuckin' kid?!
>>720918
Yeah yeah, no fuckin' shit.
No.720921
>>720920
yeah science experiment back in my human jail days, jizzed in a cup, got a daughter and ya think I'm in the mood the bail ya out AGAIN?
No.720922
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>>720913
...I better skeedaddle.
>>720915
Frisk!
>Your privates remain a secret for another day...
I'll talk to you soon, Mr. Anchor Arms, I gotta go home.
>You take off.
No.720924
>>720917
Eh?
Well whatever. Keep it up! Better than being that sad sack all the time.
>>720922
HAHAHAHAHA! Farewell!
No.720925
>>720923
what? don't give me that look
No.720926
>>720919
Happy hunting then.
>>720920
>
>this is the face of an unbullied fuccboi
No.720927
>>720924
You have no idea what you're talking about.
>Oh he does, you're pretty terrible.
...Oh.
No.720928
File: 1451703995976.png (274.62 KB, 500x551, 500:551, tumblr_nar3r62RxM1tu9bwyo1….png)
>>720921
WEBBIN' ME UP AIN'T BAILING ME OUT, GODDAMNIT
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN ARGUING ABOUT AGAIN
>>720926
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.720929
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>>720925
You already announced this at the last PTA meeting and the Avenger's Christmas party, do you have to keep telling people...?
No.720930
>>720929
yes
>>720928
I don't know you keep screaming
No.720931
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>>720927
Ah? Who cares?
I know what I saw, that's all that matters!
You could stand to be a little less mopey, boy!
And the talking to yourself thing is kinda weird.
No.720932
>>720928
>I don't understand why the kapitan likes her so much
>she's loud
>>720931
I'm sorry then.
No.720933
>>720930
>
>
>
Sheesh.
That's the squirt, huh.
>>720932
>it's a Freudian thing
No.720934
>>720930
Oh...then I guess I'll need to rely on my contingency plan.
>lifts her sweater
>chastity belt around her navel
No.720935
>>720932
Bah, sorry he says!
>big ol' t-shirt go
Don't be a stranger now!
>off he goes
No.720936
>>720934
....really Red?
>>720933
yep that's her...go squish her
No.720937
>>720933
>s h e e s h
You wanted help in dealing with the Kapitan's murderer.
We'll see what we can do.
>Can't be too hard.
>>720935
>uh
No.720938
File: 1451704768368.gif (973.63 KB, 500x392, 125:98, tumblr_nbrcujnlb61shbc9ho1….gif)
>>720936
The hell?
I ain't touchin' no kid, Red. Not after those little fuckers from Frankensteinland or fuck-whatever.
>>720937
You're goddamn killin' me, smalls.
What's this "we'll see" crap. Yes or no ain't that fuckin' hard.
No.720939
>>720938
tooooooooouch her
No.720940
>>720938
Not yet we're not.
>Ominous, I like it.
Nothing is certain, Two Hands.
No.720941
File: 1451705026915.png (207.67 KB, 500x507, 500:507, tumblr_n9wbz1A6l81tu9bwyo1….png)
>>720939
>shack goes the slide
How many teeth you got again?
>>720940
Had my fill of weird little fuckers. Shit.
>it's time for BOOOOOOZE
Not blitzed enough for this.
No.720942
>>720936
My body is not for sale...! You can't market me for squishing to ladies...with open midriffs...and...
>...
>hnnngh
No hymen no diamond
No.720943
>>720941
A LOT!
>>720942
look at her abs Red...looook
No.720944
>>720941
>enjoy your booze
>it's time for science
Try not to dull your aim too much.
No.720945
>Alter's dead
>Siegfried's on overwatch
>Arthur's off doing what-the-fuck-ever
Ugh.
No.720946
File: 1451705394717.gif (1000.86 KB, 540x287, 540:287, tumblr_nj4hwqXHj41rdfsmyo1….gif)
>>720943
>bang
One less!
>snort
>>720944
Don't push it.
>tosses a shot at him
>>720945
>who
No.720947
>>720946
>spits out the bullet
says you
No.720948
>>720946
>alcohol in a vial
>ruh roh
>it turned green
...Eh?
>boom
Ah!
No.720949
>>720943
Peer pressure! But you can't make me impure when I have...my sin blinders...!
>pulls out a pair of paper glasses
>the lenses just have pictures of Tom Cruise in them
...I don't think that guest speaker was a real priest...
>scampers away
No.720951
>>720949
HAHA
>>720950
don't worry about her I got this
No.720952
File: 1451705696564.png (260.96 KB, 573x556, 573:556, 8dec6e143d6c0306908f1b636e….png)
>>720947
Fucker. You owe me.
C'mooooooon, put the runt to bed and let's get drinkin'! Ain't got fuckelse to do!
>>720948
Pfffftha! Look alive, shorty!
The fuck you doin' over there, anyway.
No.720953
>>720950
That's my line!
>
Wait..
No.720954
>>720951
If you say so, Red.
>>720953
Hearing things, that's a good start.
>lappy go
No.720955
File: 1451705832745.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
>>720952
oh I'll get ya a drinking buddy
JUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRIIIIII!!!
>>720954
wait for it.....
No.720956
>>720952
It was going to be an extra dose of regenerative tonic, but clearly not anymore.
>too focused to stutter
No.720957
>>720955
>BOOM
Hyahahaha! You call, Red?
No.720958
File: 1451706040308.gif (763.76 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_na488dnP1C1shbc9ho1….gif)
>>720954
Hell's your problem, bitch?
>>720955
Dude why ya wanna make me meet your fuckin' wife so bad. You one of those cucks Benny keeps fuckin' talkin' about?
>>720956
Uh...
Ya mean like Captain America?
>gleam
Hot shit, you mean you can do that?
No.720959
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>>720957
yeah, my friend Revy here needs a drinking buddy that's not as strong as me.....try not to rape her
>>720958
REASONS!
No.720960
>>720958
Of course, I created a flawed potion of immortality once. Went from an old man, to this.
>small flourish
Regeneration is much easier than reversion.
No.720961
>>720958
Who's got problems?
>time for Netflix
No.720963
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>>720962
I mean it, don't break her like ya did Poison
No.720964
File: 1451706344483.gif (947.39 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_inline_n1w83pnQP51r….gif)
No.720965
File: 1451706366375.png (72.78 KB, 500x293, 500:293, tumblr_namx6g1iCh1tu9bwyo1….png)
>>720959
Weirdo.
>what was that about rape
>>720960
Do that again and I'm dropping you in the lake.
>swig
Perfect. You make me one'a those for me, I got kick the bastard's wrinkly ass. What's the problem.
>>720961
>rrrrr
The hell you just say?
No.720966
>>720964
damnit woman control your lust for booty shorts!
No.720967
File: 1451706483909.gif (1022.9 KB, 500x281, 500:281, this is the thing that fuc….gif)
>>720966
Oh Red, you slay me!
>>720965
Now that's a hot baddhihadabat.
No.720968
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>>720965
hhhrr no shit!.....so did ya want to go drinking or not?
>>720967
like how you slay my cars?
No.720969
>>720965
The ability to recover from broken bones in a day instead of a month won't make you a better fighter.
No.720970
File: 1451706613396.jpg (126.69 KB, 600x839, 600:839, 353d661a38ce23faeb4030af1e….jpg)
>>720965
Did I stutter?
>American Horror Story: Freak Show
No.720971
>>720967
And a ching chong nip nong to you too.
>Revy no you're Chinese
So you're Red's old lady, huh.
Could be worse, I guess.
>>720968
With you, yeah. Dumbass!
I don't even know this chick, what the fuck am I supposed to talk about?
>>720969
You sayin' I need to?
Fucker got lucky, that's all. Chang's been teachin' me more of that close-range gun-fu shit. Easy peasy.
>squint
Why did Sis like you again?
>>720970
>I wish I had Netflix
>desire to shoot the lappy: high
Tch.
No.720972
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>>720971
....just keep talking I feel like you two would have a lot of common ground
No.720973
>>720968
You trust me to drive?
>>720971
Old lady, huh. What does that make you, a museum exhibit? Hyahaha!
No.720974
>>720971
Would you like to see?
No.720975
>>720971
You sure are salty, what the fuck's wrong.
No.720976
>>720973
do you trust me at all?
No.720977
File: 1451707133509.jpg (67.03 KB, 500x571, 500:571, tumblr_nj2ugrjja91rl3cy0o1….jpg)
>>720972
Red.
>
Fuck. Whatever. Kicking your ass if this goes to shit.
>>720973
Already better'n fuckin' Chinglish, at least.
I didn't do shit with the hubby, babe. Put the attack-strap-on away.
>>720974
>this guy
>this guy
Sure. Won't take long at all, eh?
>>720975
Sister, that ain't an easy question to answer.
Go back to your comfy TV hole, huh? Leave the real world to the real people.
No.720978
>>720977
ppppft sure ya will
No.720979
>>720976
You put a ring made of sinew on me, course I do, dumbass.
>>720977
Funny girl.
>it's a tendril
No.720980
>>720977
I hope you carry wolfsbane.
>pops the cap off a purple vial
No.720982
>>720979
well then that explains why I keep giving ya my car keys then getting pissed later
No.720984
>>720978
Shithead.
>>720979
>uh
The fuck?
>>720980
This doesn't sound like any sex thing I ever heard of.
No.720986
>>720984
>one dose of Dangerous Game later
>
>
>
>congratulations, your fuccboi evolved into a fucking werewolf thing
No.720987
>>720982
Yep!
>>720984
Hyahaha, see somethin' you like?
No.720988
>>720985
Red! What the fuck's up with your fucking wife!
>>720986
And now this shit.
>
Just wanted a damn drink.
>click
>>720987
You stay right the fuck over there, dirtbag.
No.720989
>>720986
A werewolf...they're like hairy vampires right?
No.720990
>>720988
told ya, she likes the short shots
>>720987
Juri don't melt her brain
No.720991
>>720988
>GONNA FUCKIN'-
>oh
>oh
>shrinking back
>careful for the spew
...gkkt...
>wipes his mouth
It seems Master doesn't have enough to keep me going like that.
>somehow still clothed
>>720989
Eh?
No.720992
File: 1451708267848.gif (368.68 KB, 500x278, 250:139, tumblr_n0n9v9I6081rj4bzzo1….gif)
>>720990
Fine, fine. Whatever.
Ain't in a drinking mood anyways.
>>720988
The fuck you call me, bitch?!
No.720993
>>720992
try not to kill her either, not everyone can take the rough stuff like me
No.720994
>>720990
I'm fuckin' serious man.
Cut the shit. It ain't funny.
>>720991
>sheesh
>steeeeeeeeeeeps back
...Awright, I get it. Fuck.
So why can't we just toss you at the eyepatch cunt.
>>720992
Step right up and find out, freakshow.
No.720995
>>720991
My New Years Resolution was to punch a vampire to death.
>cracks knuckles
No.720996
>>720993
Oh I know you can take it, goopy.
>>720994
Ohoho... wanna play, girlie?
>and
>zoom
No.720997
>>720996
>>720994
you two have fun
No.720998
>>720994
>Lemme talk.
>Through me this time.
>here's Hyde
'Cause dipshit can't keep it up for more than a few seconds, you blind?
Our new lifeline's not as good.
>back to Jekkiru
>>720995
There are actual vampires who come here.
No.720999
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>>720996
>!
>GUN
>FU
Shit...!
>>720997
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
>>720998
Great! Fan-fuckin'-tastic! What was the fuckin' point of that again?
'Cause in case you got any fancy moves to teach, Buckwheat. We're shit out of luck again.
No.721000
>>720999
>[M A X I M U M S P I D E R]
>dodge an' weave
Hahahaha, yeah!
No.721001
>>720998
But they ain't here now...besides, after I lunch a vampire to death, I might as well follow up with a werewolf.
No.721002
>>720999
I'll need a heftier dose, and more of Master's energy.
>guh
>>721001
You can't kill what's already dead, and I'm just a ghost.
No.721003
>>721000
>guh
>backing up
>BANGBANGBAN-
>oh that's a wall
I promised I never touched your man's tiny dick, sweetheart!
>she's laughing
>>721002
Yeah, so who's this Master dipshit anyway? I gotta shake him down?
No.721004
>>721002
A ghost? DAMMIT!
Fists are hard. Ghosts go through hard stuff
No.721005
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>>721003
Neither do I, sugar. His suit though, rrrow~
>Juri stop
No.721006
>>721003
I will petition for a larger allowance when I see her next.
>>721004
That's the point I was making, yes.
No.721007
>>721003
>>721005
oh wow it's not like my lower half isn't in space still or anything!
No.721008
>>721005
>
You fuck the suit?
I mean, I thought about it before and shit, but it looks like it'd be too much goddamn trouble to y'know, clean out.
>>721006
You gotta be fuckin' jokin' me.
You don't get shit in life asking, give 'er five minutes with me and we'll be set for the whole fuckin' year.
>>721007
Holy shit it's Terminator!
No.721009
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>>721007
Welcome to the punchline, baby!
>>721008
Right? You'd think that but it works out a lot better than it looks.
Oh, right.
>SUPER JURI
No.721010
>>721006
What about a blasts?
>hand starts glowing
Ki blasts aren't hard
No.721011
>>721008
I can handle my Master.
>>721010
Futile.
No.721013
>>721009
Whaaaaaaaaaat theeee fuuuuuuuUUUUUCK!
>>721011
Well hurry the fuck up! I don't wanna be paste here, damn it!
No.721014
>>721012
Master, in order to make use of my other half, I need more energy.
Could you part with some extra?
>>721013
Patience, please.
No.721015
File: 1451710028507.gif (947.39 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_inline_n1w83pnQP51r….gif)
>>721013
Hey babe, wanna have a good time?
No.721016
>>721014
Fuck!
>>721015
>oh man she's serious
>lack of control over the situation: yes
>It's Time For Revy's PTSD Corner~!
Uh...
>run awaaaaaaaaaay
>wigglewiggle
No.721017
>>721016
...I'm a little disappointed.
No.721018
>>721014
You know what you're asking from me, right?
No.721019
>>721018
Would you believe me if I've asked for stranger? My first Master was a man.
It was... awkward. But necessary.
No.721021
>>721019
So you had to do that with a male.
>Chuckles a bit.
Close your eyes please.
No.721022
>>721020
I-it's not funny... the first grail war was more of a test than anything else.
Everyone learned from it, now Servants summoned tend to be the opposite gender of their Master.
O-oh, right.
>places his glasses inside his waistcoat and covers his eyes
No.721024
>>721022
>I walk up to you and places my hand onto your cheek, then brought my face closer to yours, and kissed him against the lip. You can feel pure magical energy from my body flowing into yours. Once the deed was done I move back to get a look at you, and I was a bit hungry now since my eyes were the color of blood.
No.721025
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>>721024
(8ch eating my image.)
No.721026
>>721024
>
>
>
Thank you, Master. I know it was... awkward.
>
Your eyes remind me of Hyde's.
>>721023
>um
No.721027
>>721026
Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde Hyde Jekyll
Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde
No.721029
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>>721026
Huh? It seems that I did not tell you my little condition. I am a night walker or mostly known as a vampire.
No.721030
>>721028
Ohrwurm, if you want to get technical.
Most people think of them as just coincidental, but that's how it goes.
No.721031
>>721029
We called those "Dead Apostles".
I'm not entirely unfamiliar with your kind then. I used some blood from one in making my serum of immortality.
>>721030
I... don't understand.
>Grail help
>whaddya mean "no"
No.721032
>>721031
>can you hear it yet, Jekyll
>can you hear it in your brain
Sympathetic magic. A real bitch to use most of the time.
But the world's different these days. All you need to do is extend your will in any direction, and the universe gives way.
No.721033
File: 1451712747539.png (894.72 KB, 1000x1033, 1000:1033, 7e21780155f04cf296a8977ccd….png)
>>721031
Dead Apostles?
>Chuckles.
That sounds a lot better than calling me a night walker. Anyway, how do you feel?
No.721034
>>721032
>I already got Hyde bitching at me in there man
I'll readily admit I know little about magic, even with my circumstances.
>Schoolboy, schoolboy, let me out.
>>721033
Much more... alive.
Both of us, I mean.
>So do I get to play yet?
I can use my Noble Phantasm now.
No.721035
>FUCKING SWAT TEAM
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.721036
>>721034
That's a little counter-intuitive, don't you think.
What happened to that little armistice.
>>721035
Hm.
No.721037
File: 1451713133901.png (1.17 MB, 804x1681, 804:1681, 20c1f7d4ef375ca8ae5df2e222….png)
>>721034
Good because I am starting to feel hungry.
No.721038
>>721035
>that's
>a lot of people
>desire to stab them: high
>>721036
It's mostly being upheld, but I'd like to be more useful for my Master.
Better that I have it and not need to use it, than need to use it and not have it.
>>721037
>points to the SWAT team
Shall I prepare you a meal?
No.721039
>>721036
>sorry Lucy, can't talk
>busy dodgin' bullets
>>721038
>help would be appreciated, fam
No.721040
>>721038
True.
But it's not like needing another mechanical pencil, is it.
I'd say it's more akin to a grenade.
>puff
It's just somewhat funny, you see.
>>721039
>good luck with that homeslice
Little loud, don't you think.
No.721041
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>>721038
Thank you but I can not let myself feed. I feel like I would lose myself just like that berserker did. Please assist Moon Knight in the attack on the SWAT.
No.721042
>>721039
>Oh that'll be easy. Come on, let's show Master how good I can be.
Soon.
>Not soon enough.
>>721040
You're entirely correct, sir.
>>721041
Splendid!
>a little too giddy
>here's Hyde
>marching over
No.721043
>>721042
>Sits down merely observing, wanting to see what you're capable of by yourself.
No.721044
>>721042
Not what I was talking about.
No.721045
>>721040
Yeah, but I'm not the one firing the assault rifles!
>>721042
>go get 'em, m8
No.721046
>>721043
>aw ye
>>721044
>whistling "Here's To You"
>>721045
>
>CAAAAAARRRLLLL HYYYYYYYYDE
>Stop, stop! They're already dead!
No.721047
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>>721045
>
Tight mask, hm.
>>721046
What a nice boy.
No.721048
>>721046
>well that was fast
...Thanks. You'd think the police would learn to leave me alone by now.
>>721047
It's not any tighter than it usually is.
No.721049
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>>721047
Ahahaha!
>>721048
>he's still stabbing like there's no tomorrow
>pure glee
Eh? You were here?
No.721050
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>>721048
Dreadful.
>>721049
>oh to be young and rebelling again
>gone
No.721051
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>>721046
Blood. Need to control myself.
Ha ha, good job. I'll defiantly give you a reward.
>Control.
>Eyes glowing pure red.
>>721048
Hello Moon Knight.
No.721052
>>721051
Impressed, Master? I thought you would be.
These louts are ants!
No.721053
>>721049
Yeah... you didn't notice?
>>721050
...I can never read that guy.
>>721051
Hey, Sakuya. You feeling alright?
No.721054
>>721053
>red eyes and scruffier hair
>we Hyde now
I was having too much fun to see a big white bore!
A boar though, that'd be something.
No.721055
>>721052
I most definitely am impressed by your actions today.
>>721053
Yes I just want some your blood.
>Shakes my head.
Disregard that.
No.721056
>>721055
The benefit of your Servant here, two classes for the price of one and a half!
Jekyll's the Assassin, and I'm your Berserker.
Nothing left to kill, no reason for me to stay.
>and now we're back to Jekyll
No.721057
File: 1451716000701.jpg (98.87 KB, 760x1097, 760:1097, f13c3fbb9277443a86b2c97ed8….jpg)
>>721056
Ah a berserker and a assassin. Your eyes look great when they're red.
No.721058
>>721057
Oh... thank you, Master.
Hyde seemed to be in a good mood, that's always nice.
No.721059
>>721058
What about yourself? I hope you're generally in a good mood and satisfied with me. Though, I did not know why you wanted more magical energy before. Can you explain why?
No.721060
>>721059
There's still a Servant who is hunting us down. Alone I'm only half as capable of defending myself.
Hyde has a second form, my Noble Phantasm: Dangerous Game.
Not even that Lancer could kill me so easily.
No.721061
>>721060
That's not good.
>Should I drink so I can have an abundance magical energy to give him?
Is it the lancer that has a charm spell on his face?
No.721062
File: 1451717733642.png (473.49 KB, 700x881, 700:881, tumblr_nvd34hcF9Z1udfugpo1….png)
>>721061
No. Diarmuid is rather nice.
It's that Scathach woman, you'll know her from her thick accent.
Worry not, Master. I'll do my best not to be too unreasonable.
No.721063
>fast approaching OOAAAAAAAAAGHHH
No.721064
>>721063
Saber pushes himself too far...
>Gonna end up dead.
No.721065
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>>721062
I have yet to meet this lancer. Please, stay safe and only use your Noble Phantasm when you feel like your life is in grave danger.
>>721063
>Blade in hand ready to strike you down.
No.721066
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>>721064
>boom
>panting
It's like I never left, is it.
>>721065
>das a funny joke
No.721067
>>721065
Of course. Truth be told, I'm terrified of Hyde's true power... I'd never use it under any other circumstance.
>You showed off earlier.
That was different.
>
Master, you should know that unless that blade has magic in it, it's entirely useless on a Servant.
>>721066
You really shouldn't fight alone, it must be terribly taxing.
No.721069
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>>721066
>Her face doesn't look like she was joking. If there is a threat she will take care of it.
>>721067
Everyone of my weapons are have magical energy embedded in them. This includes my knives.
>Sheathes the blade.
Forgive me for not trusting most of the servants here.
No.721070
>>721067
Truth be told, it's the only way I've ever known how to.
>and up on his feet
I tried leading her away from any populated places, but the middle of nowhere, Louisiana, is surprisingly teeming with all manner of quaint homeless types.
And then things got a little complicated.
>>721068
Enkidu.
I didn't know Gilgamesh was fond of swamp fishing.
>grin
>and pulls half of Enki out of his side
>tosses it
That's his, I think.
No.721071
>>721069
Ah, I haven't seen those in ages!
>swishy swooshy
>
That Lancer's still at it? Guard dog said he'd handle it...
No.721072
No.721073
>>721069
You'll be fine then. I was foolish to worry.
>>721070
How troublesome...
No.721074
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>>721069
>who's a threat
Sakuya.
I've already had so many pointy objects pulled on me today.
>>721071
I imagine it must be a little difficult. She is practically his mother.
>though my mom wasn't much better
I just wish he'd make up his mind a little faster. If only for my sanctity of body.
>>721073
>sniff sniff
>wait a sec
Mana transfer so soon?
No.721075
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>>721074
If he doesn't, I will. Then nobody will be happy.
No.721076
>>721074
>um
That's not... something I'm comfortable discussing, Arthur. For obvious reasons.
No.721077
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>>721075
Refresh my memory on how that's a good thing?
>shakes his head
Redundant knowing the role you play in relation to Gilgamesh.
My Thirteen Constraints have been lifted since our first fight. But frankly activating Excalibur just seems like overkill.
>>721076
It was really more a rhetorical question to remind myself of the surreal nature of...everything.
>hello darkness my old friend
No.721078
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>>721074
My apologize, I don't really trust you Sabers since one of them ran me over with a sledge. I am just simply on guard.
>And hungry.
>Bows
>Alter Saber that crazy girl.
>>721073
Please worry about yourself more.
No.721079
>>721077
She wouldn't be able to kill anyone anymore.
>
Gil says if you do that you'd blow up a whole city.
No.721080
>>721077
...Please don't make this more awkward.
>>721078
Doing that is the reason my last Master died.
My duty is to you first, the remaining Servants second, and myself last.
No.721081
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>>721078
That's a little something we like to call prejudice.
>>721079
Something along those lines.
Trust not the power of the Lord with mortals, or something.
>peeking down his armor at the cut in the side
>fuggin self repair steel
I hope we can't get gangrene.
>>721080
Forgive me. My sensibilities have been dulled after four hours straight of fighting.
No.721083
>>721081
I wonder where guard dog went...
No.721086
>>721083
I've fought and worked with two different incarnations of Lancer in the past, not to mention recently.
If he's anywhere he's up on a roof smoking.
>
...Don't you have that Presence Detection of yours?
>>721085
To quote Warren Zevon, I'll rest when I'm dead.
Ignoring the parties that would kill me themselves if I ever dared to get hurt.
>guh
Honestly I'm kind of enjoying the conflict again.
No.721087
>>721084
Somebody just re-watched Freaky Friday again.
No.721088
>>721086
>in the rafters
Way to blow it, Saber.
No.721089
>>721081
My apologizes Mr. Saber.
>>721080
Please make yourself second. I do not mind that my well-being is first, but I do believe that your well-being deserve to be second. May I ask you a question?
No.721090
>>721086
It tells me there are people here, not who is here.
>pout
>
Oh! Guard dog!
No.721091
>>721086
We're all in this together now. It's time to accept that.
>
Though we are made to fight... I guess that's undeniable.
>>721089
I'll change my priorities then.
>
Of course, Master. I'm entirely at your disposal.
No.721092
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>>721087
>it's a cardboard cutout
No.721093
>>721088
Not to tread on any feelings or anything, but shouldn't you be a bit more concerned about all this.
>>721089
Apologies, Sakuya.
>>721090
And Gilgamesh?
>>721091
During the fourth war, I was in charge of eliminating Caster after a few of the others had worked together to distract and weaken his Noble Phantasm.
I am the silver bullet in a gun, Jekyll. That's the extent of my knowledge of group combat.
>Arty that's not true
No.721095
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>>721093
>low dismissive grunt
>mood: far from in the
No.721096
No.721097
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>>721093
That's different. I can feel where Gilgamesh is anywhere on the planet.
No.721098
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>>721094
Old dogs learn new tricks.
No.721099
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>>721091
How did your last master die?
>>721093
Sorry, any luck in finding the Grail's current avatar?
No.721100
>>721093
We'll consult an expert then, hmm?
No.721101
>>721098
>YOU
>>721099
She was killed. By him.
>points at Big Boss
No.721102
>>721095
...Right.
>jeez
I would make a joke about my high Charisma but no knowledge of how to utilize it, but it doesn't seem in good taste right now.
One of you will have to do it, you know.
>>721097
Is it based on mana deposits, maybe?
If so, we could use it to hone in on Scathach.
>
Actually, telling me when he's away from me might be enough.
>>721099
>...
>frown
The avatar is Irisviel von Einzbern. Or at least her figure.
She's not very forthcoming.
>>721100
Oh?
No.721103
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>>721098
That's an old trick modified with a box cutter.
>puff
What's with the nerds.
No.721104
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>>721102
Yeah no sure, I'll get right on killing Teach for you guys, no biggie am I right? She's just another Lancer.
>sarcasm: heavy
No.721105
Ugh... what happened?
>Huh. So that's what the red button in here does.
No.721106
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>>721101
>oh
You'll have to be specific, boy. I killed a lot of people in my day.
>>721103
You mean innovation isn't new anymore?
>chuckles
No idea.
No.721107
>>721102
Gilgamesh and I are two of the same soul, Saber. I know where he is as much as I know where my arms are.
>bright smile
But that Lancer is just as easy to find, she can't hide her presence from me.
No.721108
>>721102
Is now a bad time to say I don't know an expert?
No.721109
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>>721102
By the expression on your face I can hypothesis that you've fought with her.
>>721101
Do you want to get revenge for your old master?
>>721106
Hello.
>>721105
Oh dear, you shouldn't collapse on the ground like that. It really makes me tempted to feast off of your body.
No.721110
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>>721104
That's not fair and you know it.
You might not think anyone understands your position, Lancer, but then you're the one being selfish.
I impaled my own daughter. On the top of a hill for the rest of her fleeing forces to see.
And if the circumstances were to repeat? I'm not sure if I would make a different choice.
So don't give me, and more importantly, yourself that crap.
>oh
>he almost swore
>>721107
Thank you, it's all I wanted to hear.
>...
I can't ask of you what you will about her. I have no desire or right to take that closure away from either Lancer.
>>721108
>sigh
Nevermind. I think I'll take up your offer on rest after all.
>slogs to a couch
No.721111
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>>721105
[!]
>>721106
Well, it is just a box cutter.
Back in my day we used to beat people up for staring at us like that.
No.721112
>>721110
You make it sound like I'm not gonna do it, asshole.
>puff
I'll get to it when I can stomach it, not when you tell me to.
No.721113
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>>721109
...Not yet. There's someone else who should be present for it.
>>721110
You and me both.
No.721114
>>721109
>Somehow, I don't think he'd mind.
...Sorry about that.
>>721111
>oh shit I've been sp- oh wait that's supposed to happen
Uh...
No.721115
>>721109
More revenge seekers then.
Not tonight.
>>721111
You're only 40, David.
>stealth camo: on
>is he gone?
>most likely
No.721116
>>721112
...I'm sorry.
>fuckin' up, Arty
She might injure civilians.
>>721113
Be sure to stay hydrated.
>now is not the time
No.721117
>>721116
>Red Bolg manifested
...
...
...
>spiritmodes away
No.721118
>>721114
Boy, do you know you're wearing white.
I had that happen one time too. Looked like a snowflake landed in Shadow Moses.
You have to use warm water for your darks.
>>721115
Yeah well I feel like a potted plant.
No.721119
>>721115
I don't seek revenge. I simply seek something else.
>Stares at your neck before you disappear.
And the other human is gone.
>>721114
Really now?
>Shakes my head trying to diminish the thought.
Please be cautious because I am extremely hungry right now.
>>721113
Who would that be?
No.721120
>>721119
A woman who goes by the name "Two Hands".
I'm going to conserve energy and rest now, Master. Take care.
>spiritmode
No.721121
>>721117
>sheesh
War has changed.
>hood up
>contemplative Arty mode
No.721122
>>721120
Very well.
>Two hands? I've heard that name before.
No.721123
>>721121
So is this a bad time, or...
>what the fuck is she wearing
No.721124
>>721118
I always wear white. It's a long story.
>>721119
>sighs
Figured this would happen sooner or later. Lucky for you I'm prepared.
>pulls out another syringe filled with Blade's serum
This worked once, it should work again.
No.721125
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>>721123
>peels an eye open
>um
About as much traction as my protests usually warrant.
Where on earth did you get that thing.
>if she says Medusa I swear
No.721126
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>>721124
Even after Labor Day?
You sound just a little like a sick bastard.
No.721127
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>>721125
It was in my special closet.
The one you're not allowed in.
No.721128
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>>721124
Ah, thank you Moon Knight.
>Holds out my trembling arm out towards you, trying to hold back the urge to grab you by the neck, and forcefully drink the unlimited supply of life energy that you contain.
No.721129
>>721127
You know, anywhere else some tape and a sign you made out of an old pizza box might not be seen as incredibly threatening.
Didn't I do the accounting on that closet addition...
No.721130
>>721129
Oh, I bought a new cheongsam too.
>just kinda
>rips the latex lewdsuit
>she was wearing it underneath
No.721131
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>>721126
Only a little? I'll take that as a compliment.
>>721128
>grabs her hand
>quickly injects her with the serum
If you want, I could talk to Assassin about this. Knowing his background, he'd probably be able to figure out how to make more serum. It'd be easier than having to get it from Blade.
No.721132
>4th Dimension Slip
>and then there was Ness
>>721131
Drugs are bad, mmkay?
No.721133
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>>721130
>UM
Well that's...red is a nice color on you.
>table for HUMMINA?
Am I going to get arrested for indulging in this?
No.721134
>>721133
>ahem
Ara? Indulge?
No.721135
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>>721131
Damn right you will.
>>721132
Oh my god it's a teleporting midget Phil Donahue
No.721136
>>721134
>
You're enjoying this far too much, aren't you.
No.721137
>>721135
Oh my god it's Old Man Jenkins, back from the dead!
No.721139
>>721132
>chuckles
Don't worry, Ness. I know what I'm doing.
>>721135
>blink
...That was the plan.
No.721140
>>721137
Joke's on you, Old Man Jenkins never died.
>
I blame Sunny for making me learn crap about Spongebob.
>>721139
Why can't more people respect their elders.
And learn how to park. Is it so much to ask that I don't have to squeeze around two minivans every time.
No.721141
>>721139
Moon Knight, I'm already a demon.
>>721140
You soiled it! And your pants.
No.721142
>>721138
...Is this a bad time to mention I have a headache?
No.721144
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>>721143
>!
>SKILLS, HELP ME
>INSTINCTS
>CHARISMA
>RIDING?
>...
>oh dear lord I'm too attractive
Erm...
No.721145
>>721140
>How long until he tells us to get off of his lawn?
I know how to park just fine, sir. Used to be a taxi driver, actually.
>>721141
...Right. So, how's it going?
No.721146
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No.721147
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>>721131
Ow.
>My eyes slowly revert back to their original blue color.
Possible but I can't live on this stuff forever. One day I'll have to man up and actually decide to drink blood.
>Shivers from the thought of it.
Fear is the only thing that holds me back. Thank you.
No.721148
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>>721141
Hell yeah I did. I can suck ogle titties whenever I want, too.
Being old is great.
>>721145
De Niro's older than me. Did you know that?
No.721149
>>721145
>sssssip
Eh?
>>721148
>lewd
Being young's nice too.
No.721150
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>>721146
>
>wait
>did my face just get really sticky or
Did you...?
No.721152
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>>721151
>gleam
As you wish.
>drops the cheongsam flap over his head
No.721153
>>721152
Wait wait--woah Saber I just-
>stifling a squeal
No.721154
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>>721149
What, you mean having to worry about spending the rest of your life being old?
Hell no. I got something worse than cancer and you never see me on Ellen.
No.721155
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>>721147
You're welcome. The serum should still work for a while, but your body will start rejecting it eventually.
>>721148
>shakes his head
Can't say I did.
>>721149
Just want to know if you're doing alright. Been a while since we've talked.
No.721156
>>721154
No way, growing up would be cool!
>>721155
I've been okay, now that the psychic ladies are less crazy.
No.721157
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>>721153
>head thunks on the ground
It's just as well, I don't think I'm in any condition to hold my breath for that long tonight.
No.721158
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>>721157
Faker...
>squeezes his head with the thighs of heaven
No.721159
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>>721155
So what's the gimmick.
Everybody has a gimmick.
>>721156
Kid, you ever stand in line at the DMV?
Course not, you'd have the same vacant expression as everybody else if you did.
No.721160
>>721155
I really hope that doesn't happen soon.....
>Looks down.
All I could think about was drinking your blood since you seemed to be the only human present. I am sorry.
No.721161
>>721158
>[A B I T C L O S E R T O H E A V E N]
Faker? You injure my honor, madam.
>tired grin
No.721162
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>>721161
>rolls off the swoodhusband
>
No.721163
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>>721156
>smirks
Guess girls are harder to trust with psychic powers, huh.
>>721159
Gimmick? I guess that'd be the god in my head.
>>721160
Nothing to be ashamed of. Your instincts were just kicking in.
No.721164
>>721159
Who needs to drive? I got my mind, I got my bike, I can go wherever I want, whenever I want!
No.721165
>>721162
>yoink
Wouldn't it just be easier to eat a candy bar?
No.721166
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>snorts
I bet Faker doesn't have any clue of what to do at that point.
No.721167
>>721165
>nibbling on the other end
>Lady and the Tramp.mov
>smek
Then I couldn't do that.
No.721168
>>721163
Sure, and I'm a superspy.
>>721164
Damn it no, you're supposed to like sitting inside so I have something to bitch about.
No.721169
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>>721166
>...
>wipes his mouth
I really wish I had the energy left for reprimands, but your younger half stole that from me.
>>721167
>flushes
>it's the little things
Fair enough.
No.721170
>>721168
...That's a bit specific.
No.721171
>>721169
>
You were hurt earlier.
I should've been there, you heal better around me.
No.721172
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>>721169
>?
Did I miss something?
No.721173
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>>721171
>lemme just clooooooose that for you
No. If anything, I'm glad you weren't in any danger from the crossfire.
Even Avalon might have a tough time dealing with a curse that strong.
>
Just out of curiosity, where...?
>>721172
I had a small run-in in with your Teacher.
>lifts his shirt
>decent sized stab wound still healing up
Luckily, it's only the big one you have to worry about.
No.721174
>>721170
Well it's not not specific.
No.721175
>>721173
>
Lemme remind you I already made the choice a long time ago.
I chose to fight at your side. Even if I couldn't do anything, even a weakling like me can still do that.
So sit down, shut up, and deal with it.
>ahem
Sleeping. I overworked again.
No.721176
>>721163
I am quite ashamed since I don't want to hurt you.
No.721177
>>721174
...So, are you a superspy?
>>721176
Don't worry about that. I have a hard time feeling pain.
No.721178
No.721179
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>>721175
You're cute when you're self-righteous, you know.
>guilty grin
I remember. I also remember you taking well enough care of yourself in the Third War.
...We'll have to talk about that one more some other time.
>bow
There's a humble apology on my end due to you for a long time coming now. Please accept it.
And next time make sure to rest up beforehand.
>cheeki
No.721180
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>>721177
Did you happen to damage your nervous system?
No.721181
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>>721177
What in the hell gave you that idea.
James Bond is fake, kid.
MI6 isn't though, worked with them a few-
>god fucking damn it
No.721182
>>721179
>guh
I was a popsicle after the second one, Arthur.
>
>why you
No.721184
>>721182
>blink
In my defense, it's been a long day.
>...?
If I wasn't sincere enough, please tell me.
>>721183
>um
Enkidu?
No.721185
>>721180
>nods
Along with a small part of my brain.
>>721181
>chuckles
Well, that answers that.
No.721186
>>721184
>uh
>looking a little
>off there, Enk
Hungry...
No.721187
>>721184
It's fine.
>
I'm more than tired myself.
No.721188
>>721186
>that
>has the potential to not be very good
Interesting choice of dress tonight...
>>721187
Go on ahead if you want. I'll stand guard for a little while longer.
>...
>smek
Unless you have something else planned for this weary knight.
No.721189
>>721188
Is that an invitation?
No.721190
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>>721185
That's not good at all! Can't the god fix it?
>
No.721192
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>>721185
Watch out for the claymores.
>sneaky suit go
No.721193
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>>721189
It's just like you said, you choose to stand by my side.
I as your knight can only respond in kind by being entirely at your disposal.
>>721191
>hungry
>ok let's see what do mud monsters eat
I think I saw a bag of garden mulch around the back.
No.721194
>>721190
>I could. But why would I?
...Don't worry. I'm fine.
>>721192
There are claymores around here?
>sighs
Greaaat.
No.721195
>>721193
You're sleeping in my bed tonight.
No.721196
>>721193
>processing
>food
>Archer can cook
>Archer
Aaaaarcher!
>zoom
No.721197
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>>721195
Then I suppose the matter's settled.
Your wish, as they say, is my command.
>>721196
>...
>...
>...
I should probably warn him somehow.
No.721198
>>721194
Because without pain then he's closer to being something inhuman. It's not ok though.
No.721199
>>721198
>So what? He's better off the way he is.
...I can't say he's wrong.
No.721202
>>721199
Why? Why would you choose to be something further away from humanity?
No.721203
>>721201
Let's go, my prince.
No.721204
>>721202
Because it makes being a hero easier. I hope you don't think less of me for it.
No.721205
>>721203
>hup
Master.
>jogs awaaaay
No.721206
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>>721204
You're the same Knight that helped me when I am hungry and the same one that cares about my well being.
No.721207
>>721206
All part of the job, isn't it? Heroes look out for people.
No.721209
>>721207
>Chuckles.
I suppose it is part of the job.
No.721210
>>721208
>shh
>just let him feel good about himself for all of two minutes
>>721209
Yeah. Too bad most people wouldn't want me to help 'em.
No.721212
>>721211
>
Well... I know we're not. But it's nice to know some people think differently.
No.721213
>>721212
Oh no, don't let me get in the way.
No.721214
>>721210
It's because you prefer to kill the ones that harms others, or probably you don't care whether the people that are held captive are hurt.
No.721215
>>721213
...I look pretty stupid right now, huh.
>>721214
What? Of course I'd care if someone being held hostage got hurt. They're not the ones at fault.
No.721216
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>>721215
Heroes are boobs, Marc.
You wanna be a boob, be my guest.
No.721217
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>>721215
>Chuckles.
Good, never forget. It's what's separates you from true monsters.
>>721216
What's wrong wanting to be a hero?
No.721218
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>>721216
Not like I'd be treated any differently.
>weak laugh
No.721219
>>721217
They don't save anyone. All that recognition for being good little boys and girls, following broken laws with a billion loopholes, letting the corrupt justice system not do its job.
Heroes are a big sham, and nobody wants to admit it.
Hell, they only exist because the system's failed. It's one big circlejerk to maintain relevancy.
>>721218
Sheesh.
No.721220
>>721217
At least you understand that. Most people don't.
>>721219
>shrugs
What can I say? People don't like me.
No.721221
>>721219
I can't really argue with that.
>>721220
Most people tend to run in fear or attack me for a chance of glory.
No.721222
>>721220
They don't like me either, but I don't run around and pretend to be one of them.
>
Not anymore at least. Joke's less funny when you see the punchline, huh.
>>721221
Hard to argue with the truth without looking like an asshole.
No.721223
>>721221
Same here. The police and I aren't really on good terms.
>>721222
I'm not pretending. I know full well that I'm not a hero, but if someone wants to call me that, I'm not going to correct 'em.
No.721224
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>>721222
Or you simply can't argue with the truth since any other argument would be illogical and stupid.
>>721223
Such is the life of one that takes matters into their own hands.
No.721225
>>721223
Maybe you should. Or maybe not. Who knows.
Better yet, who cares? It's all a fuckin' joke anyhow.
>>721224
Thanks, Cap'n Obvious. What would I have done without you to make my point so glaringly apparent?
The kiddies back home glued to their screens couldn't have gotten it without you.
>mock salute
No.721226
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>>721224
It's not so bad. You learn to avoid them after a while.
>>721225
...That's definitely one way of looking at it.
No.721227
>>721226
Sucks the flavor out of life.
The irony's too rich for my veins. Maybe if I was a Wayne.
No.721228
>>721225
Great! I couldn't have done it without you Hoodie!
>
>>721226
It's a good thing we don't have cops in Gensokyo. Only lazy shrine maid who hardly wants to do anything.
No.721229
>>721227
>uh
Did something happen? You seem... angrier than usual.
>>721228
I don't see a difference.
>chuckles
No.721230
>>721228
I'm sorry, what the fuck was that?
"Hoodie"?
>>721229
I'm just tired of pretending everything's all hunky dory.
No.721231
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>>721230
Nothing, don't worry about it.
>>721229
The only difference I see is you have an abundance of them where I only have one.
No.721232
>>721230
>Usually I'm the angry one. This feels... wrong.
I thought things were getting better for us.
>>721231
>shrugs
100 people that do nothing aren't any more effective than one person that does nothing.
No.721233
>>721231
Better not be.
>>721232
Wanna know somethin' funny, Moonman? This is just me if you strip the deflection away.
No.721234
>>721233
So you've been upset all along...
>concern status: very yes
No.721235
>>721234
People work their hands to the bone until they die. But what happens when you don't get that reprieve?
We work our hands to the bone day in and day out from here to eternity.
Yeah. I'm upset. But that doesn't mean I get to stop, now does it.
>puff
It means I'm gonna keep going, just to spite every other asshole on this shitheap.
No.721236
>>721233
I can assure you it was nothing.
>>721232
U-um please don't mind me. I think Jay deserves your attention more than me. Never leave a friend when he's upset.
No.721237
>>721235
>Oh, so that's what this is about.
...It's not always going to be fun. But I'll still have your back. That's a promise.
>>721236
Wouldn't dream of leaving him like this.
No.721238
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>>721237
I'm gonna need more bullets.
No.721239
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>>721238
More bullets, huh. I think I can make that happen.
No.721240
>>721239
Good. I'm gonna be real busy now. Dirtbags ain't gonna off'emselves now will they.
No.721241
>>721237
I apologize, I can feel myself starting to slowly nod off and it's to late to head back to my realm. I'll be sleeping on the couch and thank you for keeping me company.
>I bow before walking over to the couch, and laying down on it. It only took a minute for me to fall a sleep.
No.721242
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>>721240
Well, when their other option is going up against you... they just might.
>nervous laugh
>aaaa how do I be supportive
>>721241
Alright. Good night, Sakuya.
No.721243
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>>721242
Let's hope so. Red Hood's out for blood.
No.721244
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>>721243
>sighs
Guess I should be too, huh.
No.721245
>>721244
Someone's gotta protect these assholes from themselves. Sure as hell won't be those other fuckwits in tights.
No.721246
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>>721245
Yeah... I just thought we'd be able to enjoy the job.
No.721247
>>721246
What's to enjoy? It's all just a stale joke that's gone on so long that the audience stopped caring about the punchline.
Not like I'm in a rush to meet my maker either, unlike that Teacher chick.
I don't got anyone waiting for me on the other side of the coil.
>shrugs
Fryface was right, I knew she was right and I'm just now accepting it.
And y'know what? She got gunned down, world keeps turning. Nobody but Revy batted an eyelash.
Figure I should pay the broad some respect.
No.721248
>>721247
Then do it. I won't stop you.
>
I'm not gonna pretend like there isn't truth to what you're saying... I just never expected to hear you say it.
No.721249
>>721248
S'what happens when you get tired of eating shit for breakfast.
No.721250
>>721249
Then I guess I'm just not tired yet.
>Wow, what the hell happened here? You're supposed to be the depressing one.
>Not. Helping.
>Who said I was trying to help?
No.721251
>>721250
Dig in, be my guest.
>checking his guns
Sooner or later you'll come to the same conclusion.
No.721252
>>721251
So what do we do if everything's gone to shit?
No.721253
>>721252
Same thing we do every night, Pinkie: Stack more bodies on the pile.
That's all we can do.
No.721254
>>721253
Guess so. 'Least I don't have to do it alone.
No.721255
>>721254
Now that that's settled, I guess it's time to look back into the crime lord thing I had going back in Gotham.
That shit actually worked. Intimidate the underground into working for us on penalty of death.
No.721256
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>>721255
>shrugs
Might as well turn into a crime boss. I already wear a suit most of the time.
No.721257
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>>721256
That works. You can be the head honcho or whatever and I'll do what I do best: enforce my will on people too scared to resist.
No.721258
>>721257
Alright. This could be fun.
No.721259
>>721258
Don't get too attached to having minions, we're gonna kill'em when we're done with'em too.
No.721260
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>>721259
I know that. Doesn't mean I can't enjoy it until then.
No.721261
>>721260
Course we can. Doom and gloom just pisses me off more.
No.721262
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>>721261
>nods
So, how do we start tearing things apart from the inside?
No.721263
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>>721262
Track down who's top dog in the underbelly of whatever shitheap you wanna topple. Then ignore them, and go after their number two.
Cripple'em, kill'em, do whatever you want.
I took their heads and put'em in a bag, then gathered the leaders up and presented'em with it to scare them into working for me.
No.721264
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>>721263
>pulls out a crescent dart
So what you're saying is I might have to take up cutting off faces again.
No.721265
>>721264
If you want that to be your calling card.
I'd say we got this in the bag.
No.721266
>>721265
'Course we do. If you could pull this off by yourself, you shouldn't have any trouble now that I'll be helping you.
No.721267
>>721266
Goddamn right. It'll be a cakewalk.
No.721268
>>721267
Finally, something easy.
>thumbs up
No.721270
>>721269
>PEOPLE LET ME TELL YOU 'BOUT MY BEEEST FRIEEEND
Well, this turned out nicely.
No.721271
>>721270
It really pays to not be alone.
No.721272
>>721271
Yeah. 'Specially when it makes it easier to crack some skulls.
No.721273
>>721272
Let's get a head start.
No.721274
>>721273
Sounds good to me.
>and now it's time to pretend to be Spider-Man
>
>wheeee
No.721306
>>721269
>decide to check /legion/ for the second time in my life
>see my own pic right on the page one
I am so flattered, god-fuckin-dammit
No.721397
>walks in with presents
Merry Festivus!