No.721275
>you left the goop people alone again didn't you?
No.721276
And yet the goop troop ain't even here.
No.721279
>>721278
oh hey Mado....so who mutated the place this time?
No.721280
>>721277
The wonder of namedropping.
You mind? I'm busy tracking down scumbags.
No.721281
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>>721280
yeah I mind a lot, what was with you being A-Okay with a bunch a bad guys jumping me?
No.721282
>>721281
You mean the thing that happens every day?
Oh, Iunno. Maybe the fact that I was out of ammo. Not like shooting any of those costumed fucks would've done a thing, in case they hit your head too hard.
No.721283
>>721279
Patrick stopped by...he's using it to watch for Black Cat again.
No.721284
>>721282
right, so then what's your issue with me and Sabrina?
>>721283
oh.....her
>ha ha the ex
No.721285
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>>721284
She's a bitch and using you kinda like your suit uses you, but I guess you're fine with that so I'll drop it.
You got a thing for the needy ones.
>shrug
Oh, they'll do...
>tucks the tablet away into his jacket
No.721286
>>721285
fine! just remember when you had a freaking harm I never stepped in your way.....
No.721287
>>721286
Two different people, Leg'las.
You do you, I'll do me.
No.721288
>>721287
more like five....now I need to clean this place up
No.721289
>>721288
Flamethrower time.
No.721290
>>721289
got that and a few sonic bombs, if there is one thing I got it's ways to kill me
No.721291
>>721290
Talk about masochist. Then again all your life choices are masochistic, aren't they.
No.721292
>>721291
you're room to talk
No.721293
>>721292
Am I? My choices were made for me up until the day I died.
I'm just working the hand I was dealt.
You made your own bed, Flash.
No.721295
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>>721294
Let's cut the crap. Your girlfriend's such a clinger she tried to brainwash Moonman and Pete into feeling guilty so they'll leave you alone.
She's trying to isolate you, fuckwit. It's a trap and you blundered in.
Now dig yourself out or wallow, I don't care which anymore. Did my part.
No.721296
>>721295
then I'll handle them as they come, I care about her and as unbelievable as it is for you to grasp someone cares about me, I'm still here with you so I'm not isolated, I'm getting more then four hours of sleep and I wake up next to someone who is happy to be with me.....but yeah you did your part, I should just part ways with you because of it, but I'm here to show you I'm a bigger and better person.....friend
No.721297
>>721296
You live a lie. That's all that matters.
Dreams end when the dreamer wakes up. You're not gonna like waking up to see what became of reality.
No.721298
>>721297
my dreams are nightmares Jason, I'm fine with what I got
No.721299
>>721298
Enjoy your lie, Flash. And if I see that smug sack of psionic trash anywhere near me and mine, you know what I'll do to'er.
Keep your girlie on a leash. Red Hood's done playing nice.
No.721300
>>721299
that's nice Jason, you talk down people's girlfriends when let me ask you about any of yours I had to play nice to, oh yeah all of them! you stay away from her and she'll stay away from you
No.721301
>>721300
You done talking shit? That crashed and burned harder than pretty much any other venture I ever had.
See, I fuck up too. Wowie, am I right?
Get over yourself. You're only a man and a half because of that suit. Take it away and what're we left with?
No.721302
>>721301
a war vet all American that played football in both high school and collage that served his country and tried to be a better person then he use to be, so I guess me and you are done here huh?
No.721303
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>>721302
You mean a legless ex-alcoholic. Who gives a fuck about high school football when you can't even walk let alone go for a touchdown?
Yeah. We're done. I can already see the smug, but I'm too tired to give a shit.
No.721304
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>>721303
just remember Todd, you think you can say whatever you want to anyone and it's fine.....news flash, not everyone is going to sit back and take and your not always right
>swish
No.721305
>>721304
I'm gonna kill that guy.
No.721308
Leaky-Eyed Luka should be shitting bricks right about now. Just as easy as it used to be.
Guess B's full of shit about everything except one thing: dirtbags really will always be a superstitious and cowardly lot.
All the better to use.
No.721309
No.721311
>spat out by the microwave
Well, that almost worked.
No.721312
>>721310
>that
>is a nice view
>puff
No.721314
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>>721311
>I have my tank top and my shorts
>we're good
>
The fuck.
>>721312
Second verse same as the first.
No.721315
>>721314
Got a problem, Two Hands?
No.721316
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>>721315
Problem?
You wanna know if I got a problem?
>
Fuck you. That's my problem.
No.721317
>>721316
Couldn't afford it, wouldn't want it if you could.
>puff
So how much does it cost to get you Lagoon boobs going. Got big plans and I need a few extra hands to kickstart'em.
No.721318
>>721313
>A.U.O Dress Change!
It's been some time, my dear Enkidu. How are things holding up on your end?
>>721314
>hello
>I am Gil
Is there a problem, mongrel?
No.721319
>>721318
I'm okay, but two Servants died.
Guard dog's teacher beat Saber up too.
No.721320
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>>721317
Well well well, how about that.
Us boobs come pretty cheap, y'know. World runs on one fuckin' thing, after all.
Questions ain't our top priority neither.
But for a scumfuck like you, I think I'll make an exception. What for.
>>721318
>[bark bark]
The hell was that, fruitboy?
No.721321
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>>721320
Need a lot of chucklefucks dead in a single night. I'm taking a sector by force.
You wanna off some pieces of filth for fat stacks or what.
No.721322
No.721323
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>>721319
What? That fool! Doesn't she know what can happen if we do as that trinket wants? Why would she do that?
>Because she's too old and suicidal to give a fuck
Thank you, metaphorical aid.
>sigh
Alright, what Servants we lost?
>>721320
Do you have a hearing problem? I don't like to repeat myself.
No.721324
>>721323
That Egyptian Rider and the green Archer.
>frown
I told guard dog, they're both upset.
If they don't do it, we'll have to.
No.721325
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>>721321
Sector, huh. Didn't know you were some white-collar hotshot with your fuckin' sectors.
Lemme think about it.
>
>
You want some roaches exterminated, all you're gettin' is me. Benny's a pussy and Dutch can't afford the heat.
None of us can afford the heat. Take care of that and we'll see.
>>721323
Oh I heard ya.
Just wanted to make sure you weren't feeble-minded or somethin'.
Temporary insanity and that kinda shit.
No.721326
>>721325
Spend too much time around the financially able and you pick some shit up. How 'bout you hop off my piece when it comes to diction, eh?
>nip from flask
Heat, huh. The fuck would I pay any of you for if I was gonna do it all myself anyhow.
Fuck it. You'll do.
No.721328
>>721324
Oh no, not the green archer! I liked his quips.
>wait
You mean Ozymandas was still alive? What a surprise.
>I wish I had seen the look on his face
>TAKE THAT, GIL OF THE POOR
Don't worry about the guard dogs. They understand the situation well enough, and I believe they understand that their teacher would prefer her end to come delivered by her students.
>>721325
Fool! I'm not some weak minded mongrel to let that pathetic cup corrupt me! The King of Heroes stands invincible to the end!
No.721329
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>>721326
>this
>guy
Keep the lip fuckin' shut or I walk. How about that.
I don't need anybody's fuckin' rich dick money anyway.
>>721327
You fancy keeping that package, partner. You put it away.
No.721330
>>721329
>puff
What's this, you got standards now? Cash is cash, dead things are dead things.
Where's the problem, Two Hands. This's more up your alley than it should be.
No.721331
>>721328
Okay.
Faker promised guard dog and I a free meal. What should I ask for?
No.721332
>>721328
...pffthaha.
So what are you, pal, one of those fuckin' girlyboy models.
What the hell do they got you on, Xanax?
>>721330
Maybe I'm just bein' a discerning customer since I know just how much of a rat fuckin' bastard the guy with the cash is.
>fingergun
So who dies.
No.721333
No.721334
No.721335
>>721332
Rat fuckin' bastard huh.
You don't know me, Rev. Not anymore than I let you.
>puff
>slides a list over to her
>10 names with locations in Gotham next to them
>hourly schedules too
Nail'em however the fuck you want. More they suffer, more you earn.
I'm out to send a message. Got my own heads to hunt while you're out doin' this.
No.721336
>>721331
>FAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>cough cough
Anything on your mind?
>>721332
>this mongrel
Usually I'd take my time in educating a disrespectful mongrel like you. Lucky for you, I got more important subjects to deal with.
No.721337
>>721329
>voip
>impeccably dressed
Aren't you just a Ray of sunshine
No.721339
>>721335
Fine by me. Better business if I ain't pukin' at the fuckin' thought of you 24/7.
>scannan the list
Jersey, huh. Right back in the ol' homestead.
>pockets it
Nobody in that fuckin' state deserves to live. Better hit the ATM while the banks are open.
>>721336
Sure, sure.
Spend a week in Thailand, my man. You'll learn from the best of 'em.
>>721337
Rays of sunshine don't got beanie weanies gettin' in the way of the view.
Some kinda special effect or what.
No.721340
>>721339
We can agree on that part. Nobody in that shitheap deserves to live.
No.721341
>>721339
Fair enough. Sometimes Layla likes to mess with my outfit when I've been drinking
No.721342
>>721340
So what, prettyboy doesn't wanna crawl home to daddy or some shit, send the urchin instead?
Stay busy, I don't wanna see your ass before I'm done.
>>721341
The fuck're you, some kinda yuppie?
Nice boy like you gets drunk where I'm from, wind up missing a kidney.
No.721343
>>721338
Uahahaha! Your simplicity is truly admirable, old friend. But I think he would want to prepare the meal.
>Mmmmmm
You think he could prepare some Goulash?
>>721339
You're speaking to the best, fool girl. But I am curious now. What's on Thailand that would attract me? I do love traveling!
No.721344
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>>721342
You're doing the thing where you yap but nobody cares for the dung that comes out.
>
Oh. You see a freak in a costume, steer clear unless you wanna die. The psychos range from "kinda pathetic" to "fucking superhuman".
No.721346
>>721342
I'm from the future. And I'm very much not a nice boy
No.721347
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>>721343
I ain't buyin' what you're sellin', pal. Stow the fuckin' gimmick talk.
>puff
>grin
Kathoey. Largest population in Eastern Asia.
You'll fit riiiiiiiiiiiight in.
>>721344
Don't you know, Jay? I'm fuckin' invincible.
That's right, got a nice gutter with my name on it. What the hell else is there to want.
>>721346
Yeah?
The dickweed with the combover become President, then?
No.721348
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>>721347
Not even a corpse wants to get eaten by Killer Croc and shat back out in a sewer.
>ciggie entirely inhaled
>flicks the nub away
Step your gun-fu up too if you wanna wrassle with the old fuck while you're at it. Might show you a trick or two.
No.721349
>>721347
History wasn't my strong suit. Plus, most records of that time period were lost in a collapse of some kind
No.721350
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>>721345
Sliced and diced cow meat, yes. I'm sure you'd love it.
>>721347
>Thank you grail, for letting me know stuff
Ah, trying to play a trick on me, are you? You know, I did say I was far too busy from educating you, but punishing you will barely take a second.
No.721351
>>721350
Meat!
>
Gil, that's just a human. Isn't their lot already hard enough?
No.721352
>>721348
Uh huh.
First a little job here, a little friendly training session there.
Pretty soon we're just the best of buds, aren't we.
I'm filling ten bodybags for you. Keep the rest to your fuckin' self.
>>721349
S'like Marty McFly comin' back just to dick his mom then, huh.
>>721350
>
Try me.
No.721353
>>721352
Look at you, foresight all the way across the ocean. I don't wanna be your friend, Revy. I can't stomach you. Only thing you're good for is a crackshot and two spare hands so I can focus on cutting the heads off the fuckwits in charge of territory I want.
That said, the old prick's gotta bite it too. S'on you whether you give enough of a shit about Fryface to quit your bitching and take a hint where it counts.
No.721354
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>>721352
>>721350
C-can we please not resort to violence?
No.721355
>>721351
Just reminding this mongrel of it's place. Don't mind me, it will hardly take a second.
>>721352
>
I won't even have to.
>Revy would find a sword going through her thigh
No.721356
>>721352
Except My mom isn't even close to being born yet. One of my grandmother's maybe. But I have an app that prevents me from banging any potential past relatives.
No.721357
>>721353
>
You don't know me either, Todd.
Heard the rumors about you, though. Big star in his tightie whities back in the day.
But don't you fuckin' try to railroad me with your sob story and big brother complex. I know how it works.
>>721354
And who the fuck're you?
>>721355
>ok
>ow
Fuckin' hell
>tfw run right through bullets
>but swords man
>>721356
Got anything in that belt that makes you less of a useless piece a shit?
>
And maybe some antiseptic.
No.721359
>>721357
>suddenly Spider-Man
Yes actually, I do.
>pulls out a stimpak
Not that I think you'll care much, but this will probably sting like a motherfraker.
>stabs the medicine into her leg
No.721360
>>721357
Don't I.
>yank dat swood out
>oo, curvy
>that's gonna hurt like a mother
Those rumors are all you got to go on. I don't intend to share my story with someone only workin' a single quickie.
>gel canister get
Grit your teeth.
No.721361
>>721357
I am Sakuya Izayoi.
>Bows
How do you do?
No.721362
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No.721363
>>721362
Now would be a good time to advise against what you're thinking, master.
No.721364
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>>721357
I believe we're done.
>>721358
See? What did I tell you? Now what do you say we go for a couple of rounds? I'm feeling a bit rusty.
No.721366
>>721359
AAAAAAAAAAAAUGGH-FUCK!
>rubbing her leg
Wait a minute...
>squint
What the hell happened to the blue and red, huh?
>>721360
>wince
Jesus, feel like the town fuckin' bike right now...
>snatches the can away
Job'll wait, I'm putting two mags in this cocksucker first.
>>721361
I'm bleeding out of my fuckin' leg, you stupid bitch.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M DOING
No.721367
>>721363
I simply would prefer him not to resort to violence.
No.721368
>>721366
Wasting bullets? Fucker's magic or some shit.
Oh. Turns out magic's real. Who knew.
No.721369
>>721367
It's Gilgamesh, dear Master. He will do what he wants, there's just no stopping the King of Heroes.
No.721370
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>>721366
Decided to try some less Parkery colors.
No.721371
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>>721366
>Adverts my eyes from your wound as they changed to their scarlet color.
I apologize that I am unable to help you while your in this situation.
No.721372
>>721362
What? It's a king job to teach pro-
>>721365
>huh
>huh
...You keep finding new ways to impress me at each match, Enkidu.
>TACKLE
>takin it outsiiiiide
No.721373
>>721372
>YES
>there are now 7.5 earthquakes going on
>Enk and Gil ball hard
No.721374
>>721364
>click
>>721368
You knew, asshole.
>whips the top off
>wrapping it around the leg
And Sis put up with this shit, huh.
>>721370
The hell's Parkery mean?
Lotta runts in Southside could use your illustrious fuckin' service, brother.
But then I guess there's a cat in Central Park that needs saving more, right?
>>721371
Yeah that's great, sweetheart.
Why don't you go sit down on the wrong side of a fuckin' chair for me too, while you're at it.
>fucking maids
No.721375
>>721374
And you wouldn't believe me if I told you.
>not bothering to ogle
She hated it but dealt with it.
Blondie over there-
>hooks a thumb at Jekyll
and some blue one are the only ones she liked.
No.721376
>>721374
Fuck that, I'm just trying to find out who tried to blow up me and killed someone close to me and feed him his own asshole.
No.721377
>>721374
>oh, she's bleeding
If you'll allow me for a moment, Two Hands, I have something for your leg.
No.721378
>>721375
Nah.
>eyean Jekyll
S'what she said before she...went tits up and shit. Him, at least.
Fucker turned into a bear or some shit, thought you'd dosed me.
>>721376
Everybody's just full'a surprises today.
How's that one song go..."Batman is gay, Robin smacked his life away, and there's a topless Mary Poppins on the box."
But you ain't the real McCoy, are ya slim.
>>721377
>
>
>
Fuck. Get it over with.
No.721379
>>721369
So I've heard. I just hope he doesn't cause a mess.
>>721374
I do not plan to get on your bad side Miss and I am trying to avoid the urge... actually I'll keep that to myself.
No.721380
>>721378
>haha
>vials and shit
>tunnel vision on the SCIENCE to realize she's topless
This may sting.
>drip
>temporary healing factor: yes
>>721379
Everything is fine now, Master.
No.721381
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>>721378
If threats from my recently apocalypsed future didn't keep showing up it would be done by now.
But gordammit they just won't stop
No.721382
>>721378
Time I want you to start gatting motherfuckers is on that list.
Be there.
>backflips out
No.721383
>>721379
>click
I made a lotta lonely dykes' dreams come true in prison, babygirl.
But I don't like your fuckin' face. Capisce.
>>721380
>guh
>hold everything
No kidding.
Maybe you're not a total limpdick.
>>721381
That's rough, buddy.
Try dullin' the sensation with copious amounts'a fuckin' booze. S'what I do.
>>721382
Mm.
>cig up
No.721384
>>721383
That's exactly what I do. That and beat up cyborgs and wannabe goblins
No.721385
>>721383
>~
Thank y-
>those are
>those are
>Haha, score!
>[screams internally]
No.721386
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>>721380
Thank you.
>Smiles but it spoons fades.
>>721383
Have I done something to cause this amount of aggression?
No.721387
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>>721386
(Why life?).
**soon fades.
No.721388
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>>721384
So bein' the wall-crawler's just a big joke.
Ha! Shoulda fuckin' known.
Saw the other one, one time. Swingin' around 89th.
Worst damn day of my life.
>>721385
>[muffled boing in the distance]
The hell you lookin' at, midget.
>>721386
Yup.
>grins
I hate fuckin' maids.
>headbutts
No.721389
>>721386
>using his glove to wipe away a nosebleed
O-of course.
Do you require my assistance, Master?
>>721388
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
>You are such a pussy, Jekyll.
N-nothing please cover your chest I'm sorry!
>covering his eyes
>Jekyll come on
No.721390
>>721388
Ever since he and Spider-Gwen or whatever she's called and him settled down he's been insufferable. I'd rather hang around Kaine and Flash and they are both....ugh...
No.721391
>>721389
>Blood is coming out from her nose.
No...... I must face this challenge.
>>721388
>Wipes the blood onto my left thumb.
Why would you hate me for just being a maid?
No.721392
>>721389
>
I got a stab wound in my leg. From a fuckin' sword.
Now I'm no doctor, but I've been stabbed enough times to know wrappin' it is usually a good thing. And I travel light, it's easier.
>unwraps the shirt
>no longer bleedan
>and back on it goes
Boy wonder says you worked with Sis, means you work with me.
>cups his face
Next time you look at me any other way than a partner, I don't give a shit how magic you are, I'm taking your ass down.
>>721390
Dunno who those fucks are, chief. Just a shooter, myself.
Try not to settle down then, if that's how the formula works.
>>721391
Too complicated? I get it.
I just don't like you.
>stomps out
No.721393
>>721391
M-Master!
>aaaaa
>>721392
What are you talking about? I already have a contract.
>guh
>peeking
No.721394
>>721392
Love ain't for me it seems. But if I can get others to find love, or at the very least laid, I'll consider my good deed for the day done.
No.721395
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>>721392
I wonder if she has a bad history with maids? Oh, don't- and she's gone.
>>721393
I am ok though if she threaten you again..... Well, I'll just have to rip her heart out. Also, are you a virgin?
No.721396
>>721395
>UM.
>Cat's out of the bag, fuckboy.
I-in life, I dedicated my entire existence to my studies.
I was alone.
>
Y-yes. Not counting mana transfers.
No.721398
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>>721396
Wouldn't that mean you gave your first kiss to a man.
>Chuckles a bit at the thought.
No.721400
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>>721399
That's a shame but back to the matter at hand. That girl who headbutted me before, if she's a comrade of yours then I highly suggest she does not attack me like she did there. Next time I will not be so forgiving to her.
No.721401
>>721400
She seems to be under the impression that she "inherited" me from my former Master.
That's not the case...
No.721402
>>721401
That's not good at all...... If you wish to become her servant I would happy to her become your master, but if she plans to hurt a hair on your body then I will have no choice but to eliminate her. She doesn't have the scent of a immortal.
No.721403
>>721402
She's also entirely normal. It'd be impossible for her to touch me, let alone hurt me.
Besides another Servant, only potent magic can harm us.
No.721404
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>>721403
>Let's out a sigh of relief.
Good, at least I know you'll be safe from her since she does seem to be quite violent. Anyway, how are you and would you like some tea?
No.721405
>>721404
I am well, that episode aside.
Oh, I've already prepared tea.
>
No.721406
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>>721405
Do you mind if I could have some?
No.721407
>>721406
I made it for you, Master.
No.721408
>>721407
Ha ha, thank you.
>Tea cup get.
>Sip.
It's good, what brand is this?
No.721409
>>721408
Earl Grey. My previous Master liked it with jam in it.
No.721410
>>721409
Jam? Now that's quite a peculiar way to have your tea.
>Sipppp
How would you feel about heading to the Gensokyo's Human Village one of these days?
No.721411
>>721410
Russians are strange people.
>
Hmm?
No.721412
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No.721413
Gae
BOLG
>TOSS
>spletch goes the spear into mud
>Oh my~ You seem upset, Queen of Spears. But do you really think it will work?
It'll huv tae.
No.721414
>>721413
>Sometimes I have to ask myself, just what am I willing to put up with today? Not this. Absolutely not this.
...
>You're still here, pointdexter.
>I'm too afraid to move.
>Goddammit.
No.721415
>>721414
>You're doing a very good job, aren't you.
>Three in as many days? It'll all be thanks to you, you know.
Away wi yer fool prattle, thing. I ken what I'd be daein.
>Really? Then you must know I have no heart to pierce, hm? Or rather, I have hundreds of thousands of hearts, spread all around me.
That's so.
>walking forward
But my spear's nae yin-trick pony.
>barbs spreading out through Iri's bod
>Killing the avatar~! No one's ever tried something like that before.
Used tae it.
>second Bolg go
>
>tuuuuuuuuuuuurn
Blow yeself or die. I dinnae care which.
No.721416
>>721415
...
...
...
>Little pig, little pig, let me out. we can tear this loser a new one! Or, at least, not fucking die.
No.721417
>>721416
>even wolves have hearts, strelok
>Well?
I'm in nae rush.
>horns go
>and second Bolg through Iri
>and a third
>and a fourth
I've all the time in the world, kennit.
But exorcisin' things like ye aere no me forte. Sae I'll leave ye here fay the wee green yin, make me joab a mite easier.
No.721418
>>721417
>regenerating hearts
>:3c
>Gay Bulge is useless if it's not instantly lethal~
...
>spiritmodes away
No.721419
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>>721417
You should leave, Lancer.
Now.
No.721420
>>721418
>what are barbs
>and Alt Bolg's paralysis
>nice try
>It won't make you feel better, you know.
>There's a special kind of place after death for people like you. You might not even notice the difference~
I'll take my chances.
>>721419
>
>
>
I'm no done yet.
>fifth Bolg impalan Iri down the middle
>gone
No.721421
>>721420
>frown
I have a question for you, miss Grail.
No.721422
>>721421
Oh?
You'll have to make it quick, she didn't leave me much time~
No.721423
>>721422
Do you feel regret for any of this?
>blatantly charging up Enuma Elish
No.721424
>>721423
Regret? What is there to regret?
Humanity's wishes were mine, if there is ugliness in me then it's only a reflection of the ugliness in mankind's heart.
>smiles
Even its purity is so cold and blinding that it's uncomfortable. Cruelty is bred in me by inheritance. That's all.
No.721425
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>>721424
>Divinity: A
>MENkidu
We're opposites, you and I.
A thing of mud made by the gods to be like a human, and a human turned to mud by a god. Beauty and ugliness.
It's funny.
>we 50%
No.721426
>>721425
We're more similar than you want to believe, Enkidu.
This shell is a previous host of my body. Nothing more. Nothing less.
You were created to pose a challenge to Gilgamesh, weren't you? That's a fib on your part~
You can think of me as being created to challenge the entire human race. Very Old Testament, hm?
No.721427
>>721426
>Divinity: A+
>we're ready
I chose to defy my purpose. And I will defy yours.
The test ends.
Enuma... ELISH!
>Divine Lynchpin go
>the pillar of light from the Counter Force is visible from space
>git u judged for every evil
No.721429
>>721427
I wonder if Saber will miss his propert-
>>721428
>oh jesus
>that's one pan-fried Iri coming up
No.721430
>>721429
>flop
It's done...
No.721431
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>>721430
>aftershocks of LASER SPACE in progress
>...?
>looks up
...I have several questions.
No.721432
>>721431
>
What'd I tell you about the nukesword.
No.721433
>>721432
>ow
Don't use the nukesword outside of climactic scenes.
No.721434
>>721430
>Picks your head up and rests it on my lap as I knelt in front of you.
Good job now rest.
No.721435
>>721433
So you wanna explain the giant pillar of light?
No.721436
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>>721434
>
I'll be okay, I'm just hungry.
I wonder if Archer will make that meat thing Gilgamesh mentioned...
No.721437
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>>721435
I'm not sure what I'm expected to say.
>KARIBAH in hand
You should know by now my pillars of light usually come in gold.
No.721439
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>>721436
I could try cooking the stray wolf that tried to attack me outside my home. Only if you're interested.
No.721440
>>721439
Eh? Free food? I'd never say no to free food!
No.721441
>>721438
>rubbing his nose
And the fact the surrounding area isn't a freshly razed hellscape.
>wait a minute
>
>
He actually did it, the absolute madman.
No.721442
>>721441
Eh? What're you on about?
No.721443
>>721440
Very well.
>Gently moves your head off my lap and onto the floor.
>I suddenly disappear from your sight only to return with a box.
Where is a table that I can place these?
>Manipulated the space within the box so it would be able to contain your dinner.
No.721444
>>721443
What's a table?
>ancient babylonians didn't use tables
No.721445
>>721442
This would be easier to explain if you hadn't thrown away all my dues notices for the Counter Force.
You asked me about the wife of my previous master.
>points at the LASER
That would be all that's left, courtesy of Enkidu.
No.721446
>>721445
...
...
...
>
And now I'm glad we're not fighting.
No.721447
Ara ara~
So it has gone quite to hell around here.. how absolutely and delightfully tragic.
No.721448
>>721444
Ah my apologies. Would the floor suffice?
No.721449
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>>721448
Yes!
>
I can hold it, there's food inside right?
No.721450
>>721446
Well you don't have to look that surprised.
>grins
Hugging him still isn't recommended. They register on the Richter scale.
>...
But we're not out of the woods so to speak just yet.
No.721451
>>721449
>Places the box on the floor and pulled on the ribbon. Out came a tower of the beast' lungs, livers, stomach, intestines, and muscles freshly cooked and held together by it's bones. At the top of the tower laid the beast's head as some kind of trophy.
If it's to much just say.
(This is the picture of the best.
No.721452
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No.721453
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No.721454
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>>721451
At least none of it went to waste.
>Enkidu just kind of stuffs the wolf into himself like a demented amoeba
>being made of clay is freaky like that
No.721455
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>>721453
The Counter Force is the sum of humanity's collective will. Enkidu brought a solar flare to a popgun contest and extinguished the impurities of Angra Mainyu. Akasha is clean again, like for our war.
But that doesn't necessarily mean the Grail is "defeated", unfortunately.
>
Also literally. Literally not out of the woods.
>turning a map upside down
This is what happens when you wake up at noon.
No.721456
>>721455
Explain to me what that means, Saber.
You'll remember I was... a pretty bad mage.
>
Fuck.
No.721458
>>721454
>Is actually really intrigued by the way you eat.
Do all Babylon gods eat like this? My apologies for bother you while you're eating.
No.721459
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No.721460
>>721457
I'm not a god. I'm just Enkidu, mankind's second hero!
I was made by gods though.
No.721461
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>>721456
A bad mage maybe. But a bad person wouldn't have been able to survive what we did for as long we had to.
>patpat
Well first, that Excalibur's purpose isn't as a torch.
And second, just call it a hunch.
No.721462
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No.721463
>>721461
So, how lost are we?
>
Follow that beam of light, Saber.
No.721464
>>721462
>oh shit I didn't realize it was HOPE time
...Hello.
No.721465
>>721463
We're not los-
Well, in this swamp, yes we are indeed lost. But-
>
...Maybe now's not the time for metaphors.
>hand extended
All will be well.
No.721466
>>721465
All will be better when we're out of the swamp.
No.721467
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>>721464
>nigga it's always HOPE time
Greetings, I am Saint Walker.
What troubles you, my son.
No.721468
>>721460
Second hero? I am guessing Gilgamesh is the first.
No.721469
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>>721468
Yes. My friend is first, the King of Heroes.
No.721470
>>721466
I wasn't the one looking for an errant wi-fi signal.
The exercise is good for you, you know.
>...
>can we rewind just a little
No.721471
>>721470
I had to download new formalcraft rituals.
>
What?
No.721472
>>721467
>not when you're Moon Knight it's not
...A lot of things.
No.721473
>>721469
How did you two ever become friends and please do not tell me to read his book, because usually literature only tells one side of the story.
No.721474
>>721473
He didn't write it. It tells it impartially and does us justice.
So, read the book please.
No.721475
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>>721471
...I admire and encourage your desire to help me on the front lines, but most people can't keep up with a Servant on foot.
Strength training your legs has been shown to markedly help more than not doing so.
>I'm just making shit up please buy it
You still want to fight with me?
No.721477
>>721472
I know.
>ring up
But talking is the first step to recovering any kind of mental trauma.
No.721478
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>>721474
>Sighs.
It's going to take me almost forever to find that book.
Very well, I shall try and find the book though I would of liked it to hear it from you, but I shall follow your wishes.
No.721479
>>721477
>but I don't feel like talking
>but that HOPE though
...What do you do when someone stops seeing the good things in life?
No.721480
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>>721476
>shielding his eyes
Maybe that wasn't the smartest question.
>I don't remember that being so bright
>
Stopping Scathach is priority, but the Grail's purification shouldn't be treated lightly. Angra Mainyu was the Grail's "sentience". With it gone, we might be in the clear after all.
>Manaka
...Mostly.
No.721481
>>721478
>he's holding a copy
>Enkidu you cheeky cunt
I like to read it. I never got to hear Gilgamesh's eulogy when I died.
No.721482
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>>721479
>no tears
>only HOPE
May I tell you a story?
No.721483
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>>721480
>the brightness is determination
Trumpeter will deprive her of the mana to use those spears. Unfortunately, we'll also be immobilized. The ritual to get his ass out needs me to sit still and keep doing a long hymn.
It won't sap your mana, but you won't be able to heal while Trumpeter's playing so it's just as bad.
Consequently, that should put you at just the right level of disadvantage to... use your Noble Phantasm.
No.721484
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>>721482
>but I haven't cried since I put on the mask
>nod
Go ahead.
No.721485
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>>721481
>Looks closely
>"Art of Book."
>You cheeky dickwalffle.
I guess it must be weird reading your death again, but at least, I hope, you died with no regrets.
No.721486
>>721485
I died with one regret: that I would leave Gilgamesh with no one who would understand him, and doom him to be alone forever.
But it looks like forever is a lot shorter than we thought.
No.721487
>>721483
>I remember that face
>it's Galahad's face
I don't claim to understand Trumpeter very much, but I do know this.
Scathach is incarnated, I'm not sure if the Servant way of prana distribution can be applied to her.
>blink
Don't worry about me. Between my armor and my own connection to Avalon, I'll be fine. But the possibility of destroying Lancer's chance at closure in addition to the rest of the city doesn't really sit well with me.
No.721488
>>721487
I'll explain it in detail at home, deal with the CliffNotes.
Trumpeter's song disrupts mana in general. I won't be able to cast spells, my phone won't work, so theoretically neither should hers.
The only reason your sword's exempt is because I'm making a modification to this ritual. You'd better thank me.
>
Guh... then call it a surefire backup in case they pussy out.
No.721489
>>721484
When I was younger, my home planet went through some very trying times.
My wife and children ended up passing on because of it. I will frank, it destroyed me.
But I learned of a way that I might have a chance to bring them back.
There was a mountain, and on the top was said to be the means to do anything. Even bring the dead back to life.
So I climbed.
>soft smile
The climb was excruciating. Several times I wanted to die, but I kept going for the sole sake of seeing my wife and sons again.
No.721490
No.721491
>>721486
I am glad that you've been united with him again.
>My expression grows cold.
I can probably understand how Gilgamesh felt when he was left in a world where no one would understand him, or make the attempt to try.
No.721492
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>>721491
No, you couldn't. I can say that plainly.
My friend, my king, is unknowable.
No.721493
>>721489
Then what? Did you get them back?
No.721494
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>>721488
Then on behalf of myself and the rest of the lives you'll be saving, I should probably get started on your thank you feast, hm?
>rubbing his chin
But I see what you mean, I'll be relying on my own reserves at that time then.
How do you plan on modifying it?
CliffNotes, if you don't mind.
No.721495
>>721494
I'll need a pint of your blood to set an "exemption".
No.721496
>>721493
No.
You see, there was nothing at the top of that mountain.
I knew a rage and pain that I have, or will never feel again. I stayed there for days, cursing our gods for betraying my sacrifices, for betraying me.
On the third day, a storm broke. It was then that I finally noticed the only other thing on that mountain with me.
A flat rock, and it showed my reflection.
I was the prize that I had come so far to collect.
And in that moment, I was absolved.
No.721497
>>721495
A pint?
>um
Well, I've never had blood drawn before, but I don't see how it can be so bad.
How much is a pint again?
No.721498
>>721492
What makes you say that I am unable to understand the pain your friend felt after your death?
No.721499
>>721497
>measuring with her fingers
This much.
I need a sacrifice to hide you from Trumpeter. Biblical stuff, you get it.
No.721500
>>721496
...I see. Not to be disrespectful, but what does that have to do with my question?
No.721501
>>721498
Think you to be equal to the king of the world, to know a hollow despair from which there will be no recovery?
>
I know you've experienced loss. But not like that.
People are replaceable, if you give it enough time. But Gilgamesh swore that he would never replace me, that my value to him would not change for all the world.
He closed himself off for all eternity.
Don't act like you know what that's like.
No.721502
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>>721499
>thaaaaaaaaat's more than I thought
They don't conduct sacrifices like they used to, I take it.
>...
While we're on the subject of morbidity, there's something we should talk about.
No.721503
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>>721502
In Moses' time, God commanded the Hebrews to paint an "X" on their doors in goat blood to stop the angel of death from reaping their souls.
That was a lot more than a pint. Don't be a big baby.
>
What now?
No.721504
>>721500
Because I knew the pain of hopelessness.
But hope is a pervasive and uplifting emotion, all it asks for is a proper foothold.
I know you are troubled in more ways than pure sentimentality when it comes to emotion, my son. But hope will find your friend again only if he wants to.
But he doesn't have to learn that he wants to again alone.
No.721505
>>721504
I know that, and I want to help him. Problem is, I've got no clue how I'm gonna do that.
No.721506
>>721503
Well I should hope so, I've spoken with him before.
The subject of my spilling several hundred times the amount that was asked for didn't come up.
>grin
Thankfully we don't have to have the conversation about my potentially dying every fight since you've swapped my mana consumption completely to you.
But your sister might be argued to be worse than that.
No.721507
>>721506
My sister is dead.
>
...No.
No.721508
>>721501
The people that I've lost are not replaceable tools. You could say that they were my entire life, and when they died a part of me died. The only thing that really keeps me here are my duties, because what would a maid be if she did not fulfil her duties?
>
I won't pretend that I am equal to the king because I can not fathom the pain he had to endure when he closed himself from everyone else. I am sorry that it ever crossed my mind that I could understand home.
No.721509
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>>721505
Those of the Green light could tell you that one cannot help others before helping themselves.
Hope is something that others both give and take, sometimes without even realizing it.
Be an example of something that will bring your friend back to his senses, or find another that will.
No.721510
>>721508
Don't apologize. Just don't let him hear it, he'll think you're presumptuous and need a lesson.
No.721511
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>>721507
Jekyll-Assassin, he says he's seen her.
Do you remember that small pale girl? Or the second war?
She's still attached to the Root.
>[audible fist balling]
No.721512
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>>721509
There are only a handful of people he'd be willing to actually hear out at this point, and I'm one of 'em.
>weak smile
Guess I'll just have to give it my best shot and see what happens.
No.721513
>>721511
You're telling me... that...
>all dis repressed trauma
>eyes: dead and gray
No.721514
>>721512
Never be discouraged, Marc Spector of Earth.
All will be well.
>VOIP
No.721515
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>>721510
>Smiles towards you.
I wouldn't mind if he hurt me. I'm a failure as a servant and a body guard. Plus, pain is another way to get to know a person.
No.721516
>>721515
Definitely stay as far away from my friend as you can, he'd oblige all too quickly.
No.721517
>>721513
>!
>arms open for the assist
Frankly I was hoping we wouldn't have to worry about walkers and canes for at least another few decades.
>joke to make the pain go away, Arty
Are you my Master?
No.721518
>>721516
Ha ha, I know. I've recently seen only one percent of his punishment. When he was dealing with the female that headbutted me, even though I wish he would of simply calmed down. Oh, I guess I need to thank you for intervening that time as well.
No.721519
>>721517
>oh first war
>you were so fucked up
I want her dead.
No.721520
>>721518
I am the only one my friend would ever listen to.
No.721521
>>721519
You were supposed to say yes, you know. My invigorating speech depended on it.
>frown
I'm going to kill her.
No.721522
>>721514
>Well, that was a load of shit.
...I don't know. I'm starting to believe him.
>Then you've reached a new level of crazy.
No.721523
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>>721521
After this, no more Grail wars. We'll have to destroy this place's ley lines.
No.721524
>>721520
>Chuckles.
That is true. Ah, I just though of something. Would you mind hearing me out?
>>721522
Are you alright knight?
No.721526
>>721524
I feel a lot better than I did yesterday, that's for sure.
No.721527
>>721523
I'm going to feel that for a long time, won't I.
>sheesh
>looking around
Let's get inside, I don't want you being out in the cold too long when it's this dark out.
No.721528
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You're poking me in the eye with your armor.
No.721529
>>721527
Alright... let's go.
>
I won't be sleeping anytime soon, you know.
>here come the night terrors
No.721530
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>>721525
Would holding a banquet for all the servant to celebrate your victory sound nice?
>>721526
That's great actually. I am sorry I couldn't help you.
No.721531
>>721530
They didn't come to the Christmas party...
>oh, you made him sad
No.721532
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>>721528
Your eye keeps getting on my armor.
No.721533
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>>721530
>shrugs
Don't feel bad. I was able to manage.
No.721534
>>721532
Why are you posing, it's cramped in here.
No.721535
>>721529
Then it's lucky for you I don't need sleep.
Not that I get much anyway.
>gleam
I'll take first watch.
No.721536
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No.721537
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>>721534
Uncle Asura says I should display my dominance when I'm with people.
It's better than the spear.
No.721538
>>721537
Your uncle kept punching me and shouting.
It was weird.
Do you want a sandwich or something.
No.721539
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>>721536
...I'll bite, what exactly are you doing besides asking to catch death from a cold.
No.721540
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>>721531
Ah, don't worry! This time it will be different I am sure of it!
>>721533
I just wish I was able to help but I am just happy you feel better.
No.721541
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>>721538
Do you have a sandwich in here?
It probably doesn't taste very good anymore.
No.721542
>>721539
What the hell're you blabbering about now.
>uh
No.721543
>>721541
Oh... we're locked in.
>
Wait. We're ghosts.
No.721544
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>>721542
I don't remember seeing that particular outfit among our leagues of others you had me watch you try-you know what, never mind.
>guh
>rubbing his eyes
...Swamp gas.
No.721545
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>>721540
That's the important thing, isn't it? Besides, you don't need to help me with everything.
No.721546
>>721543
>feet sticking out of the closet now
>through the door
You didn't really have a sandwich, did you.
No.721548
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>>721546
We could have made one, but I forgot we could walk through walls.
No.721549
>>721544
Let's get the hell out of here.
No.721550
>>721548
It's more like passing through.
Since we're ghosts and all.
I hope there's mayo...
No.721551
>>721545
I actually haven't helped you with anything.
>>721547
Yes! This time there will be a grand party with you and Gilgamesh at the head! Rider, berserker, saber, archer, lancer, and assassin will be there! I can assure you.
No.721552
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No.721553
>>721549
You are a strange, strange woman but I love you anyway.
>hup
>carrying back to the hall
No.721554
>>721553
>wheeeee
Love me, huh.
>~
No.721556
>>721552
It's...
>um
It's white stuff you put on things cold. I don't know where it comes from but it's good.
No.721557
>>721556
I forgot to introduce you to Master and the other Saber.
>
Cold things?
...I learned I can breathe fire.
No.721558
>>721551
Guess we have different definitions of "help", then.
No.721559
>>721555
Yes, we just need to plan for it! It'll be the best banquet the world ever had that even some gods may get jealous.
No.721560
>>721554
Well I wouldn't let myself be subjected to this craziness if it was someone else, you know.
>!
Hold on.
>cheeki breeki
>>
No.721561
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>>721558
Oh? When have I helped you? The only thing I can remember was dealing with the humans that attacked you, but that was actually my servant.
No.721563
>>721559
>[squeals externally]
No.721564
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>>721557
That's not a good idea, it doesn't smell good warm.
>
Brother is alive.
No.721565
>>721562
>
>
>um
>Arty slow down
This might be tougher than I thought.
No.721566
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>>721564
>uh
The one who betrayed you?
No.721568
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>>721563
You'll have to inform Gilgamesh and ask him what he would prefer to have at the banquet since it is for the both of you. Actually both you tell me what you want there and I'll try to the best of my abilities to acquire the materials you need. I'll also alert the other servants and their masters as well.
No.721569
>>721561
Well, you've given me a lot of encouragement. That counts as helping in my book.
No.721570
>>721566
Yes, but it's not his fault.
>
For the most part.
>
Kind of.
>
Master?
No.721571
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>>721567
Define "stop"
>look down
>they're still hurtling through the air
No.721572
>>721571
>blink
Swamp gas.
>visibly enjoying herself
>+40 points, saber
No.721573
>>721570
Will you be okay.
>...
She's... um. Science.
No.721574
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>>721569
Encouragement?
>Breaks out into a laughter. I was happy and it has been a long time since I've laughs so sincerely.
No.721576
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>>721574
...Did I say something funny?
No.721577
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>>721572
Now that's just hurtful.
>lightbulb
>sticks KARIBAH between his legs
>plops her in his lap
>sticks her witch hat on his head
Don't ask too many questions.
>Arty's Delivery Service gooooooooo
No.721578
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>>721575
>Wipes the tears from my cheeks.
Good! Operation Heavenly Banquet is a go!
No.721579
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>>721573
I don't know.
>Kundala jangles
Like the man on the TV?
No.721580
>>721577
Where the hell did you get thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
No.721581
>>721576
>Surprise hug.
Thank you Knight.
No.721582
>>721579
But mean.
>
She's not bad.
No.721583
>>721580
From your closet.
The one I'm not allowed in.
>wink
>zooooooooom
Just curious, but how susceptible to power lines are you?
No.721584
>>721583
>Cheeky motherfucker!
Wait, wha-
No.721585
>>721582
What am I going to see when I look at her.
>B R A H M A S T R A
>blink
Why did we talk about sandwiches and then not make any.
No.721586
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>>721581
Shouldn't I be the one thanking you?
No.721587
>>721585
I don't know-
>BEAMU'd
>reduced to E
>he's okey
>blink
I don't know how to make sandwiches.
No.721588
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>>721584
>AAAAAAAAAA POWER LINES
>whiff
Well I did say I was only curious.
Let me just see what the problem is...
>flips upside down
>while the sword is still going zoom
>he's just enjoying this now
No.721589
>>721587
>uh
I didn't mean to do that.
>hmm
Me either, but how hard can it be.
>spatula in one hand and a can of Pringles in the other
...Jinako didn't eat well.
No.721590
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>>721588
>and Kanno falls off
So this is death. Huh...
No.721591
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>>721589
>bread slices and ham suddenly on his horns
...I don't know why I thought this would help.
No.721592
>>721586
Yes but you've managed something that I thought I've listed forever.
No.721593
>>721590
>!
>fancy business time
>disappears
>and pops out of the crest
>catch
I submit for any reprimands coming for this one.
>falling
>falling
>CRASH through the ceiling
No.721594
>>721593
Don't ever do that again.
>quivering ever so slightly
>latched on
No.721595
>>721592
*though I've lost
No.721596
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>>721591
>...
>...
>spreads mayo on the spatula
>wedges the spatula in dinkyspear
Hold still.
No.721597
>>721592
Oh. Well, I'm glad I could help.
No.721599
>>721594
I didn't realize the influence of Netflix movies were so potent. Or dangerous.
>squeeze
Yes ma'am.
No.721601
>>721598
>whacks the spear at the bread
>getting mayo on the bread: partial success
>Karna what the fuck
Is that saint still bothering you.
No.721603
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>>721601
>mayo on face too
...
...
...
>dragontongue licks some off
She keeps trying to take my pants off.
My name's not Tarasque.
No.721604
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>>721597
>Releases you from my grip.
My apologies.
No.721606
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>>721603
>polevaults onto his shoulders
I will be the judge
>...
>picks the mayobread out of his hair
No.721607
>>721606
Why is she so lewd.
>frown
...Should I toast the ham.
No.721610
>>721607
Good thing your armor is indestructible.
>nabs the ham
Don't worry about it.
>just
>sticks it in his boa
>t o a s t e e
No.721612
>>721610
You're right.
>ayy
So that's how we create sandwiches...
No.721614
>>721612
>...
>...
>...
We need another piece of bread.
No.721615
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>>721614
Um.
>gets another one
There.
No.721616
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No.721617
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No.721618
>>721615
Easy...
>1
>2
>3
>SANDWICH COMPLETE
...Yosh.
>pose
No.721620
>>721618
Mission, compree.
>fistpump
No.721622
>>721620
>POWAAAAAAAAAH
Do you want to split or should I.
>that means Vasavi Shakti, Siggy
>do something
No.721624
>>721622
I got it.
...
>using Balmung
>Siggy NO
No.721626
>>721624
>uh
Better idea.
>squint
>tiny LAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEERRRR
No.721627
>>721626
Oh... okay.
>halves: get
Should we make some for Master and the other Saber?
No.721628
>>721627
Do you have any more ham?
No.721629
>>721628
>checking the fridge
>empty
Alter...
>um
>pantry is full of instant ramen
What're these?
No.721630
>>721629
>?
>takes one
They look like bricks.
>wait a sec
Oh, Jinako used to eat these. It's noodles dried into a lump.
No.721631
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No.721633
>>721632
Noodles...
>
I don't know what to do.
>looks at the back of a packet
>reading the instructions
Oh. This isn't hard.
No.721634
>>721633
You're overthinking it.
>takes the packet
>sticks it in between two bread slices raw
...Maybe if we stick it in milk.
No.721635
>>721634
Milky noodle sandwiches?
>
Let's try.
No.721636
>>721635
>bowl get
>pulls a jug out of the flames
Um.
>dunks the sandwich in
Should we leave a note or something?
No.721638
>>721637
>marker get
...
>starts writing on the table
>"We ran out of ham, so we made this instead."
>"--Siegfried & Karna"
No.721639
>>721638
>nod
She won't be mad now.
No.721640
>>721639
>sets the Pringles can next to it
In case they're hungrier.
>
>back on his shoulders
It's comfortable up here.
Let's go.
No.721641
File: 1451822211707.jpg (125.98 KB, 500x367, 500:367, tumblr_nihq0tpaCr1rkya1ko1….jpg)
>>721640
Good thing my wings are on my lower back.
...I wonder if I can actually fly.
>flapflapflap
>hey
>hey
>it's... kinda working
>awaaaaay~