No.722046
>meanwhile
>in Death's Domain
No.722049
No.722052
Boy howdy is it empty in here. Guess that's what happens when death stops mattering, eh?
No.722053
>walking in
>umbrella
>rain
No.722054
>>722052
Nice distorted image there.
>sits on couch
I ALWAYS matter
No.722059
>...
>...
>...
>wonder how Wash is
No.722061
>>722056
Hey Randall, how are things going?
Still learning the secrets of the Outer Dark?
>>722059
Keep wondering
No.722063
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No.722064
>>722061
Learned, more like.
Business must be booming, that Jayboy of yours really likes killing people.
No.722065
>>722061
>snarls viciously
I...will...
No.722067
>>722063
Welcome to Death! I'm Death!
>Gets up from the couch
Any Questions?
>>722064
doesn't he? Good business decision, he was.
>>722065
What's with the snarl?
No.722069
>>722067
I've been dead for months, I think I get the picture.
No.722070
>>722067
Isn't he? Gotta love the slugger. Out of the grave to put more in the grave.
You cheeky, cheeky thing you.
No.722072
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>>722067
...noth...ing.
>clenches his head
Sorry. Reg...ret.
No.722075
>>722069
>looks at her agenda book
Oh shit....
>all those missed appointments
Guess I shouldn't of gone for a ride w/ Doomrider
>>722070
>Peachy Keen!
>>722072
It's okay Master Chief clone...
No.722076
>>722075
Yeah, hi. I'm the Living Laser.
No.722078
>>722076
Yeah, you were a scientist, ended up being a material of energy, right?
I guess your the formerly living laser now...
No.722079
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>>722075
>it took control of me
>made me its meat puppet
>how could this possibly be okay
...hrrrrrh...thank...you.
No.722084
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>>722078
Do you really have to rub it in like that?
No.722087
>>722084
It was a joke, haha. You should feel lucky, have you seen what they did to Hellcat and Squirrel Girl?
>>722079
Your welcome! Want a beer?
No.722090
>>722087
No. How did they go out?
No.722093
>>722090
Patsy Walker has become a meme spouting feminist. She's homeless, but a celebrity, and well I could go on.. Squirrel Girl is now fat.
I'll let that sink in.
No.722094
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>>722087
>well things couldn't get worse
>might as well drink away my sorrows
>nods slowly
Pl...ease.
No.722101
>>722098
Wanna see it for yourself?
>>722094
>gets three beers
>hands them around
>gulp
No.722108
>>722101
...I'm probably gonna regret it, but sure.
No.722115
>>722101
...cheers.
>clink
>glug glug glug
No.722123
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No.722126
>>722123
Pretty much. Welcome to the club.
No.722128
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>>722126
It's not any different from usual.
No.722132
>>722128
>nod
Afterlife's pretty boring. No wonder people keep coming back from the dead.
No.722134
>>722132
So what's keeping you.
No.722136
>>722134
I died by getting sucked into a black hole. Ain't easy getting out of that.
No.722138
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>>722136
That sounds rough, it must have been so hard for you.
You know, for a supposed paradise, all this place is succeeding in doing is making me wish I had something to do.
>
Good lord I really am in Hell.
No.722141
>>722138
Nah. Hell's supposed to be filled with fire and brimstone. This place is more like purgatory.
No.722148
>>722143
...You must've been a real blast at parties, huh.
No.722174
>>722108
>goes to /co/
>>722115
Cheers!
>>722123
Heyo!
>>722169
Hey John
No.722176
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>>722174
...I think I'm gonna be sick.
No.722177
>>722174
Close.
But no cigar.
No.722179
>>722177
The Morning Star?
>>722176
>hands him a bucket
No.722180
>>722179
>pukes
>except he's vomiting lasers
No.722181
>>722179
As it happens.
I've been trying to contact your brother for a while.
He's usually not a difficult one to get a hold of.
No.722183
>>722180
>melts pan
>melts floor
>melts basement
>hellfire
That sums it up ... better get a new floor
>>722181
Dream? Destiny? Destruction?
>sits down
No.722184
>>722181
>someone stole my fucking ruby again I swear to fuck aaaaaaa
No.722186
>>722183
It's my understanding Destruction is still absent without leave, and Destiny's not much of a conversationalist.
But you can't pick your family.
>>722184
There he is.
No.722187
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>>722186
First among the fallen.
>>722183
Sorry to pop in UNANNOUNCED, sister.
No.722189
This place is terrible? Whats the point of having lousy food if you can't be destroyed!
No.722191
>>722189
Hey Bills... or is it Beerus?
Beerus right? Welcome to Death!
Take a seat.
>>722187
You are welcome here any time Brother.
>gets him a chair.
>>722186
These are both true, but you'd be tired lugging that book all around too, and you'd NEVER want to eat my other brothers cooking, ever!
No.722195
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>>722191
I'm not dead. Just visiting. The fish told me today I was to visit your realm.
He better not be wasting my time.
No.722196
>>722187
Morpheus.
Feeling better, are we.
>>722191
I don't eat much these days, it fell out of fashion a while ago.
No.722197
>>722191
Someone has the AUDACITY to take my dreamstone. I must retrieve it...
>>722196
Hardly. I was indisposed of. Your calls went unanswered.
I am here. What did you want from me.
No.722198
>>722193
Hello again Mr. Moon!
>>722195
I don't remember you having a scheduled event.
>>722196
It's polite... but seriously, there would probably been a new death if I ate that.
No.722202
>>722198
Yeah, hi. Never thought I'd have to see this place again.
No.722203
>>722198
Well I'm here. Now be a good attendant and take me to King Yemma. I wanna get in early before he can start in on the joys of mahogany.
No.722204
>>722197
God doesn't go unanswered, Dream Lord.
I just want you to know your little earthly game is almost over.
I thought velleities weren't your speed, honestly.
>>722198
And what a shame that would be, to lose you.
No.722205
>>722203
Third door too the left, after going around the inverted corner.
Any questions?
>>722197
This is like the third time that has happened. Just wear it like a necklace already... jeez...
>>722202
Did you really?
>>722204
>heh
Yea... you know it....
No.722207
>>722204
Brother has already let us know.
>>722205
I... intend to.
No.722208
>walks out of the kitchen
>
Death your fridge has no milk--
Ahh geez.
No.722209
>>722205
I would've been fine, but Khonshu fucked around and got us both killed.
>Hey, don't look at me! Your pal Jason was the one who tossed that crazy bitch a gun filled with Nth metal bullets.
No.722210
>>722208
Hey Scorpion
>digs in bag
>pulls out bottle
It might be a little warm, but I got some on my way home. Also Chocolate Milk!
>pulls some out
>>722207
If you just did that from the get-go...
No.722212
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>>722205
Of course I do.
>>722207
But that lacks a personal touch, doesn't it.
>Satan away
No.722213
>>722210
Won't be needing that.
You can't make a cake with chocolate milk.
No.722215
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>>722210
This could have been avoided.
I will be going now, sister. I must retrieve it.
It was... nice to see you again.
>>722212
...
>gone
No.722216
>>722212
>spagget intensifies
>>722213
You HAD that cooking show! I remember. It got cancelled.
No.722218
>>722216
Those namby pamby show execs thought I was getting too violent on set.
Threatening the live audience isn't violent. They were empty threats...mostly.
No.722220
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No.722221
>>722220
Polo!
>>722218
"Mostly"...
No.722224
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No.722225
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No.722228
>>722221
Yo, big sis. My idiot friend got his idiot god killed and it was kinda my fault.
Can I have him back?
>>722224
So today I learned shooting Khonshu kills you for real.
No.722232
>>722228
Yeah. Why do you think he usually stays in my head all day?
No.722234
>>722215
Bye brother
>>722228
Which God? Beerus?
>>722225
Sub Zero was in the Audience.
No.722236
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>>722232
Whoopsie-doodles.
So, you're dead. We're in Death.
>>722234
Khonshu.
No.722237
>>722234
No, no him and I are cool now.
Most of the time.
His friend Smoke disappoints me, though.
No.722240
>>722236
Figured that out already. What now?
No.722241
>>722236
Who?
>>722237
I remember Smoke, died, became a robot, died again?
No.722243
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>>722241
I think that's right. I stopped keeping track of who and who hasn't died. Too much effort.
Johnny Cage has died like four times.
No.722245
>>722240
Been a while since I was here. Lemme ask Big Sis.
>>722241
So I can take my idiot friend home, right?
No.722248
>>722245
Alright.
>
I might try to backhand Revy next time we see her. Just saying.
No.722250
>>722248
That would be unwise
>>722245
You come here, ask for me to return the dead, then leave?!
What do you take me for?!
>>722243
I have on my record books, five, actually
No.722252
>>722248
It's all my fault dude. If I knew Khonshu'd die that easy I wouldn't have given her the gun.
>>722250
My lovable big sis who I killed like fifty people an hour ago for?
No.722257
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>>722250
So's working with her in general. 'Sides, I could take her in a fight if I needed to.
>>722252
You were using Nth metal. What did you think would happen?
No.722259
>>722253
I ain't leaving just yet. Been too long since we hung out.
>>722257
I wasn't expecting the hollow bird skull to literally kill him!
No.722262
>>722259
My accent isn't cute!
>>722254
I know, don't make me bust out the book for Kurtis Stryker.
>>722257
You sure about that? Your no Task Master.
No.722264
>>722262
Wait wait, what's the number on Hsu Hao? Nobody likes him.
No.722266
>>722259
>sighs
...You didn't know. It's fine.
>>722262
You're right. I'm better. Taskmaster's a good fighter, but he's a complete bitch. All I had to do to beat him was get him to panic.
No.722268
>>722262
You're right. It's adorable.
My precious big sis can't be this peachy keen.
>>722266
So, Revy's out of the fryer. It really ain't her fault.
>
Is Fryface here?
No.722270
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>>722266
Right here, asshole.
No.722271
>>722264
It's one, just at the end of Deception.
>>722268
>pic related
Peechy Keeen....
>>722266
He has some Deadpool level of weakness
No.722273
>>722271
Really? What the fuck...
No.722276
>>722273
Did he ever come back, besides when Raiden became a sore loser?
No.722279
>>722276
Uhhhh...no.
I don't think so.
Like I said, everybody hates him.
No.722280
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>>722268
It's Death's place, so probably.
>>722270
Oh, I know. Doesn't mean I'm not right.
>>722271
I beat Wade too, once. Guy may regenerate from anything, but it's really easy to distract him.
No.722281
>>722271
You okay?
>>722280
Wonder what she thinks of big sis.
No.722283
>>722281
>oh no, sad
Im fine, really!
>Peachy Keen
>>722280
It is, and I remember that.
>>722279
Even me, and I typically don't hate anyone.
No.722284
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>>722280
Hey, hey. I wasn't myself that day. Hard times were on me.
No.722286
>>722283
And I hate not too many people.
>wow that's a first
No.722287
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No.722289
>>722281
Same thing she thinks of most people, probably.
>>722283
Most people don't. I don't get as much credit as I probably should.
>>722284
Make up all the excuses you want, Tasky.
No.722291
>>722283
Siiiiiiiiiiis. What's up, you want me to whack somebody? Name'em, they're dead.
>>722287
Someone looks bored out of their skull.
It gets better if you don't just sit there and not-decay.
I spent a decade here with big sis. She's pretty damn cool.
>>722289
Eh.
No.722292
No.722293
No.722294
>>722291
This is just that time of the year... it's nothing.
>>722286
She's quiet
>>722289
Hey Serena, aka Sailor Moon liked you.
>>722286
You what!?
No.722295
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>>722289
I don't need to make 'em up. I learned how to make them by watchin' you.
Which might explain how bad I am at it.
No.722296
>>722291
Oh she's riveting. Between the stories of people's deaths and the ten million heavy metal records, I can't think of a single negative thing to say.
On the plus side, I can smoke as much as I want without a care in the world.
No.722297
>>722294
I don't hate that many people. Only Quan-Chi.
He's a dick.
I'm pretty happy
>he hasn't said that since he was murdered
No.722299
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>>722291
She's a hard person to impress.
>shrugs
Not like I'm much better.
>>722294
Yeah. She was alright.
>>722295
You ever think I'm bad at making excuses because I don't make excuses?
No.722301
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>>722294
You sure there's nothin' I can do?
>>722296
Right? Isn't it great?
>he's entirely serious
>this is probably his favorite place to be when he's not "alive"
>>722299
Don't lie, you're easily impressed.
No.722302
>>722296
It's only six millions.
You forgot the cooking.
>>722297
He's a dick, fucking with my cliental, dipping into my well of souls.
No.722303
>>722299
You certainly tried when you were caught in the bathroom with a slab of human face over you.
No.722304
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>>722302
>takes the mask off
Yeah, but I killed him.
No.722306
>>722301
It's useless. Not being busy isn't in my MO, mister Todd.
>>722302
>wretches
I had
No.722308
>>722301
...Okay, you've got me there.
>>722303
...How'd you know about that?
No.722310
>>722306
Well your stuck here, at least until tomorrow.
>>722304
Now he's in Hell.
scorpion, I'm out, watch the fort while I'm gone?
>>722301
Maybe tomorrow bro... maybe
>>722299
>wink nudge as walking past
Is it still raining?
No.722311
>>722308
Worked at SHIELD once, remember?
They got files on it.
No.722313
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>>722310
Can't stay for long. Got a ladyfriend so I'll keep a watch while I can.
No.722314
>>722306
Hear that? You're getting out tomorrow.
>>722308
>grins
So, ready to go?
>>722310
Fine, tomorrow.
No.722316
>>722310
>Death no
>Sailor Moon's only 14
>Moon Knight's not trying to end up on Dateline
Don't think so, but I could be wrong.
>>722311
...Of course they do.
>>722314
>nods
Don't want to be gone too long. People would freak out.
No.722319
>>722316
Yeah! Even got files on my mysterious past which is [STRICTLY CLASSIFIED]
No.722320
>>722314
Tomorrow
>>722316
>opens umbrella
Just in case, right?
>>722317
Mmm...
>>722313
Hope you get some tail
>then death was out
No.722322
>>722316
Sakuya's sobbing.
>>722317
Right. First timer.
Okay. So, death is only death if you're not important enough to return. Otherwise it's more of a revolving door.
You can thank Superman for that. Literally. His stupid "healing coma" basically broke the concept of death.
Death basically just gave you a get-out-of-jail-free card. Don't waste it.
See you someday. Or not. Whatever.
No.722324
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No.722326
>>722319
If they know your past, it's not that mysterious, now is it?
>>722320
>nod
Always helps to be prepared.
>>722322
...Yeah, that figures.
No.722327
>>722326
Yeah but SHIELD knows everything.
No.722329
>>722320
>sheesh
>>722322
>
You're sweet.
But let's be realistic, Jason. We're not dealing with a second Superman here, are we.
You're also assuming I have a good enough reason to come back in the first place.
>shrug
But you don't want to hear that.
We'll see.
No.722331
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>>722326
I think she has a huge crush on you.
You should tell her about Snowball.
>>722329
Choice is out of your hands really. When Death lets you go, she boots you back to life.
I woke up in my coffin. Wonder where your body is.
>
Also Revy's driving me up a wall. She shoots okay but holy shit she can't read a fucking map?
No.722333
>>722327
Wonder if they have a file on how you tried to copy Ghost Rider.
>>722331
Trust me, I will.
>
After I get her to stop crying, anyway.
No.722336
>>722333
Or when I tried to copy Galactus.
Or Mr.Fantastic.
Or Cyclops...
No.722337
>>722331
It sounds like a terrible business model.
And one I don't believe is real.
Here to go, the rest of us mortals be.
>grins
She's bright, but there's not much in the way of formal education there. Sound familiar?
No.722339
>>722333
Good. Leading women on led to bad shit for me.
>>722337
I have a high school diploma.
>
Well... the equivalent of one.
>
That isn't a GED.
...Yeah okay, but I got supplemental lessons.
Guess someone's gotta teach her how to not be an idiot.
I learned more from my assassin mentors than teachers anyways.
No.722347
>>722339
Better you than Chang.
>puff
Do what you like, I'm almost getting used to washing my hands of everything.
No.722348
>>722347
>fucking
In case I don't get the chance.
>
And if you fucking tell anyone I got all sappy I swear to fuck I'm gonna come after you and throw breadsticks at you until it looks like a goddamn bakery in your office, hear me?
No.722350
>>722336
>grins
Like you said, they know everything.
>>722339
I probably should have said something to her sooner, if we're being honest.
>shrugs
Guess this is what happens when I try to help someone.
No.722352
>>722350
>shush he's still going
Or when I replicated Juggernaut
Or when I replicated that image I saw on the internet.
Ooooooor when I tried to copy the Hulk.
No.722354
>>722348
Empty threats, it keeps the vampires away.
>!
>leans in
You'll make a good hero__
>smek
Now take your friend and go home.
No.722355
>>722350
Bet you ten bucks that's what she wanted to say last night.
Let's go, Moonman. Door on the left.
>>722354
Extra garlic, got-
>um
>um
Um...
>just kinda
>wandering through the door
>w o w z a
No.722356
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>>722352
>laughs
You're an idiot, Taskmaster.
>>722355
What else would it have been?
>follows him out
No.722358
>>722356
Copying the Hulk is what got me here in the first place.
What I get for trying to tank cancer itself but it was a good try--
Hey where you goin'?!
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