No.722471
>I wonder if I can get a thread working
No.722473
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So this is the usual haunt...
No.722474
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>counting fat stacks
"Crime doesn't pay" my ass. No wonder these assholes never stop.
Too bad I'm gonna kill'em all anyways.
No.722475
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>>722473
>is that a Servant
>huh
...
No.722476
>>722473
Not half bad, huh?
>lights up a smoke
Been scouting around the place for ages with the old man. Seems kind of safe except for some werewolf girl out there.
No.722478
>>722477
and that's how we're going to steal the spoors goose
No.722479
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>>722474
>rebellion
>or conquest
>hm
>>722475
>that's definitely a servant
Saber?
>>722476
I'll assume she's hardly a threat since neither of you have been worse for wear.
No.722480
>>722479
>porque no los dos*
>TL note: porque no los dos means "why not both"
No.722481
>>722478
The Spruce Goose. As in the military transport craft. The largest one to ever exist.
...well I suppose someone needs to put it to use
No.722482
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>>722479
...
>nod of acknowledgment
>Siggy please
No.722483
>>722481
and it has a dumb name!
No.722484
>>722474
>this guy a merc?
>>722475
Not many dragons around here other than the little Lancer from what I hear.
>>722477
>oh my god
>she's tiny
>>722479
Oh please, I can handle myself in a fight.
>twirls the rifle
Appreciate the concern, Sa-
>dodges a bullet
Sheesh, I get it.
No.722485
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>>722483
Considering that it's mostly made of birch...
>taps her chin
A dealer would pay a pretty penny for a transport vessel that floats and flies...yes...
>dollar signs appearing in her eyes
>>722484
>
>p-pls no bully
No.722486
>>722480
>had enough of conquerers if you get my drift
>but rebellion I can get behind
>>722482
>nods in return
>+ respect
>>722484
Not until I decide it's safe.
>holders the gun
No.722488
>>722484
>current draconic Servants: Siggy, Arty, Vlad, Liz
...
>
>>722486
Archer.
>ayy
No.722489
>>722487
It can. Not much point to stealing a grounded plane, mm?
No.722490
>>722484
>fuck outta here with the Deadpool nonsense
Gonna keep undressing me with your eyes or are you gonna buy me dinner, fella.
>>722486
>gotta conquer to rebel
>control the underground to kill the underground
No.722491
>>722489
you want me a reason to work together?
No.722492
>>722491
...is being hired not enough of a reason?
No.722493
>>722485
>dude I love midgets
>big things come in small packages
>uh
>>722486
So not anytime soon.
>rubs his neck
You gotta lighten up.
>>722488
>not with physical attributes
>rubbing his chin
That's a pretty nice sword you got there.
>staaare
>>722490
>[raughs]
You're the one with the cash, I don't think you need me to buy you dinner of all people.
No.722494
>>722492
fine we do this like we mean it and steal it to sell it
No.722495
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>>722488
I'll apologise in advance if my associate's questions get cheeky, but do try to respond to them. We're trying to gather some information at the moment.
>>722490
>sounds like conquerer talk
>but I like where this is going
>>722493
We've got a job to do. Once we finish that I'll consider.
No.722496
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>>722493
>and whose problem is that
>their fault for being p l e b s
...
>>722495
Not good with questions.
No.722497
>>722493
I ain't the one tracing eyes like there's a nice slab of porthouse steak in front of me.
>
So, standard fare, who're you.
>>722495
>s'okay
>everyone's gonna die
>nothing left to control in the end
No.722498
>>722495
Look, I don't think he's here alright. They were just rumours, nothing seems to hold up.
>>722496
>I like my voivodes without wings
Not gonna talk about the sword, huh. I guess it's fair enough, a Saber's pride is their sword. At any rate, do you know any other Archers around? I'd like to have a chat with 'em. You know, a little Archer-to-Archer talk.
>>722497
>oh man I could totally go for some steak right now
>mmmm
I like to call myself an information broker but unfortunately I've got nothing to work with right now.
Name's Magoichi.
>handshake?
No.722499
>>722496
Understood. But there's one thing I absolutely must know, Saber. Do you know anything of the whereabouts of a Servant by the name of Oda Nobunaga?
>>722497
>now this sounds like straight up destruction
>MITSUNARI WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>note to self
>keep tabs on this one
>>722498
We have to be doubly sure. Do you know where the blue Lancer is? He was meant to meet us here after he gets off shift.
No.722500
>>722498
>uh
I only know Archer.
>
The red one.
>>722499
>shrugs
I'm always with Karna.
No.722501
>>722498
Red Hood.
>FIRMLY GRASP IT
Scourge of the underworld.
>>722499
>:3c
>BRUUUUUUUUCE
>LOOK WHAT YOU'RE MAKING ME DO
No.722502
>>722499
He's probably tangled up with Liz. Where'd you guys go yesterday anyway? I was left with all her stuff.
>>722500
The famous Emiya... I guess I'll have to talk to him about that. Is Karna the pale Lancer with gold armour?
>>722501
>Red Hood
>oh
>OH
Oh. The guy who screwed up the underground not last night.
No.722503
>>722500
>slow nod
Thank you, Saber. If there's something I can do for you, do not hesitate to ask.
>>722501
>eyebrow raise
Were you really the one who caused all that mayhem?
>>722502
We were caught up in other matters. I'm sure you can carry a little girl's shopping, can't you?
No.722504
>>722502
>protect
Yes.
>
No fighting.
>>722503
>uh
It's fine.
>j u s t i c e
You don't need to do anything for me.
No.722505
>>722502
Out already, huh. News works fast.
>>722503
Mayhem's one way to put it.
No.722506
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>>722504
>hands up
Don't gotta worry about that form me. Fighting isn't my speciality anyway.
>>722505
Big explosions and mass violence's gonna get out real quick, whether you like it or not. Gathering information's what I'm good at, anyway.
No.722508
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>>722504
>i miss when my favours were valued
Even so, ask my associate or me if you need anything. The Saika always follow through.
>>722505
Like what?
>>722507
>NOBUNAGA REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>YOU DESTROYED EVERYTHING
>RIP AND TEAR
No.722509
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>>722506
>shrugs
Just another night for me. Really the same news every night gets dull.
Funny how you can desensitize people even to mass brutality, huh.
>>722508
"Justice" comes to mind.
No.722510
>>722506
Okay.
>I wonder if he's still trying to use a bathroom
>>722508
I don't know what that is.
>Grail help
>oh
>oh
>blink
You're angry.
>>722507
>isn't that the tiny thing in Master's closet that keeps going NOBU
No.722511
>>722509
It's not quite the same any more, if watching the news has thought me anything. And hopefully you aren't the mass murderer they make you out to be.
No.722512
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>I got a feelin'
>somebody's watching me
No.722513
>>722511
>
Really.
>puts a remote on top of the stacks of cash
Push the button.
>>722512
>l e w d
>e
>w
>d
No.722514
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>>722509
Justice involves mass destruction of property?
>>722510
You must be mistaken.
>business in the front
>NUCLEAR in the back
>>722512
>well it's not me
>or him
>or other him
>I think
No.722515
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>>722512
WHO THE HELL IS THAT!?
No.722516
>>722514
No.
>Siggy: moderately good at reading people
>>722512
>um
No.722517
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>>722513
>ORE
>>722514
>no but the joke was-
>oh well
>>722515
>clamps his mouth shut
I let ye come wi me, that doesnae mean I cannoe make ye leave soon as ye start makin' sae much racket.
No.722518
>>722517
>mouth forms out of his eye
phrasing
No.722519
>>722514
Collateral. There's a whole company dedicated to cleaning the messes of guys like me.
S'called "Damage Control". As in, not my fucking problem what I do for the greater good.
>>722517
Oh, s'just you.
Yo.
No.722520
>>722516
>soon
>>722518
That oal ye ever say.
>uh
>lets go
>wipes the goop off her hand on the wall
Yech.
>>722519
Ainly me.
No.722521
>>722520
no but the FCC won't let me say what I want
No.722522
>>722520
>um
Lancer's looking for you.
No.722523
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>>722521
I dinnae ken ye wee girly gaevernment nonsense, boy.
Why dae ye no jest kill em like ye do everythin else.
>>722522
That so?
>
Then I kin stoap, reckon.
>uh
Cover up fore I dae it fay ye.
No.722524
>>722523
I have a life out side of killing everything ya know!
No.722525
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>>722523
>???
My shirt doesn't have buttons.
Master says the view is nice. I don't get it.
No.722526
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>>722513
>now he's got a drink what the hell
>boop
No.722527
>>722526
>distant explosion
Congratulations, you're a mass murderer too.
No.722528
>>722524
Why dae I no believe that.
...Sae what, like bingo or something?
>>722525
S'no half-bad.
>guh
Whae's the new yin.
No.722529
>>722528
no! I steal things sometimes for my own amusement....or I drink everyone under the table
No.722530
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No.722531
>>722516
It's just business, Saber.
>>722517
>don't worry no one else gets it
>Gae Bolg: recognised
>so it's this one
No.722532
>>722528
>shrug
Archer. Beyond that doesn't concern me.
>>722531
Personal business. I understand.
>
Don't let it consume you.
No.722533
>>722527
>blink
Well that didn't take long.
>>722531
Hear that? I'm winning now!
No.722534
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>>722529
I'm no much fay drinking.
>Celtic Alcohol Champion Two Times Running pin on her suit
...Blasted Fergus ruinin' my streak.
>>722531
>Haunts of Wisdom
Sae me reputation precedes me.
>>722532
Aye.
>I should probably stop stabbing them but I think I like stabbing them
No.722535
>>722533
S'all it takes sometimes. Click, then boom.
Pulling a trigger's not much different. I'm sure you'd know that.
>eyean the rifle
No.722536
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>>722534
we can get you back to the top!
No.722537
>>722534
Are you going to fight Lancer, is that what this is all about.
>
Good luck with dying.
>+2 to perception
No.722538
>>722536
I dinnae ken there's much time fay that.
>>722537
>that didn't look like an Int check roll
I'll fight my boy if he'll huv it.
If no then I'll be kickin his ass.
No.722539
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>>722538
what are you dying?
No.722540
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Why are we here?
Just to suffer?
No.722541
>>722538
>being in the closet with Karna, you hear a lot of things
>like Arty openly complaining about Protes not fuggin doing it already
Okay.
>
Is it really that bad, to live. I don't know you but this seems like a hassle.
No.722542
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>>722532
>REVENGE
>REVENGE
>REVENGE
Thanks for the concern. Really.
>>722533
That's great, Tomo. Go get the blue Lancer. Now.
>>722534
The one who gave him his spear.
No.722543
>stumbles in
Sorry I'm late my boss was being a real- oh.
No.722544
>>722543
being a real what?
No.722545
>>722535
It's a little too easy sometimes, I'll admit.
>hefts the rifle
Old, innit?
>>722542
Way ahead of you.
>puffs on a cig
No.722546
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>>722539
Hopefully.
>>722541
I'm no yin tae jest gi up when somethin doesnae go my way.
>spear at the ready
I've been waiting fay 2000 years.
>>722542
Aye, wee missy.
>squint
Ye'd be yin ay the yins what goat shoat at by yon wee Nobu
>>722543
>
No.722547
>>722542
It's what a hero of justice should do.
>trying to smile
>but y'know
>eternal stoneface
>>722546
>eyean Cu
No one will interfere.
No.722548
No.722549
>>722543
>>722546
So it's time, huh.
No.722550
>>722544
Make it up yourself.
>>722546
Felt a chill on that one. And hell if I don't know that look.
>>722549
Been way too long coming.
No.722552
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>>722545
Pay attention now. I'll quiz you on this later.
>>722546
Something like that. If possible I'd prefer to avoid a confrontation.
>>722547
Hero of justice? Sounds like ideals talk.
No.722553
>>722546
oh can I help!?
>>722550
a real boy!
No.722554
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>>722547
If they've sense, they willnae.
>>722549
>>722550
>
>Scat no button the suit back up
Ye'll no be leavin' early this time.
>points out
Bounded Field.
I'm gaunny keep killin yer friends, ye ken.
>>722552
Aye, well.
Ye cannoe aywis get what ye want.
>BORGU ready
>>722553
Nae.
No.722556
>>722550
Still don't wanna do it.
>yare yare
No choice though. How unfair is that, eh?
>>722554
>Teach what the fuck
>blatantly ogling
...
>shakes his head
No you ain't, Teach. We gotta keep our promise.
>fucking hell this is gonna suuuuuuck
No.722557
>>722552
I gotcha, I gotcha.
>"I'd prefer to avoid a confrontation."
You need to work on that tell.
No.722558
>>722551
>Sippppps.
You're burning the eggs.
No.722559
>>722552
I don't have ideals. Just a dream.
When I was alive, I was a peerless soldier. But I never got to do what I wanted, always being used.
So I want to be a hero of justice. It's different.
>>722554
>observan
Goodbye, mother of Lancers.
No.722560
>>722553
Stay outta this, bud.
>>722554
>don'tstaredon'tstare
Yeah yeah I know, I know.
>spits on the ground
>settles into battle stance
>>722556
What kind of twisted cage match is this, am I right?
>sighs
Do try to keep up!
>zoom
No.722561
>>722558
I like a little char on em.
No.722562
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>>722560
I'm not your bud, guy!
No.722563
>>722561
That's actually really strange. Most people don't like their eggs burnt.
No.722564
>>722555
If ye could, I'd let ye.
But I'm no yin tae die easy.
>>722556
I ken.
>almost happy
I'm no makin' this easy, mind.
>>722560
>BOLG rain
Kill me, Setanta!
No.722565
>>722557
Shut up, Tomo.
>>722559
I lived during a time of war. I've seen many like you, I understand what you mean. Too many fine men killed on the front lines for nothing.
No.722566
>>722560
Ain't me who needs to keep up!
>zoom
>>722564
>fast as Deermud
Teeeeeach!
No.722567
>>722564
it's called disembowelment, that works on most
>>722563
he ain't people, he's a Saying
No.722568
>>722565
>Siggy take those socks off your horns
Now's different.
I can try the hero thing.
I'm happy to have been summoned.
No.722569
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>>722567
I thought we were insane.
No.722570
>>722569
no you're that too
No.722571
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No.722573
>>722563
Some people are idiots. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
Idiot.
>>722569
Just you're Cousin Turles
No.722575
>>722574
Saiyans we're Saiyans!
>>722571
Kakarot stop talking to the space cancer
No.722577
>>722573
I am not an idiot.
No.722578
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>>722564
>Protection from Arrows
You better not make this easy!
>>722566
>this cunt
Heads up!
>leaps up and over
>FOOT SPEAR DIVE
No.722580
>>722575
Ah, you're the people that are able to turn into a giant gorilla when it's a full moon.
No.722581
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>>722568
Happy to have been summoned... I'm impressed.
>mad respect, son
No.722582
>>722580
....well we did have that power
No.722583
>>722566
>that's my boy
>uh
>one of them at least
Come tae me.
>>722578
>GATTO BORGYLON
>pewpewpewpew
My boys.
No.722584
>>722576
Him too
>>722577
You know who says that? Idiots
No.722585
>>722578
High and low mix-up? Nice.
>>722583
>l o w s t a b
No.722587
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>>722568
Happy to have been summoned... I'm impressed.
>mad respect, son
No.722588
>>722579
Oh...nothin', I thought we were just sayin' stuff.
Get it? Saiyan?
>>722584
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
No.722592
>>722586
You're as crazy as Turles
>>722588
>sigh
No.722593
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>>722582
Hm? Why did you let your tail get cut off?
I wanted to stab it.
No.722595
>>722583
>I mustn't run away I mustn't run away
Don't make this any harder than it has to be dammit!
>fuckfuckfuck
>coming down from above
>>722585
Any ideas on ending this fast?
No.722596
>>722593
BECAUSE OF A FAT MAN WITH A SWORD!
>>722592
I didn't plant a big ass tree and think it was a great idea
>>722594
....Jesus Christ Kakarot
No.722597
>>722591
The world has changed... More than I thought it ever would.
>watching the Lancer fight
>war... war never changes
No.722598
>>722585
>leg up
>up
>don't look at the panty wedgie
>and plants the incoming spear in the ground
I taught ye everythin ye ken, boy.
But no everythin I ken.
>>722595
>leans back
>collision course with Protes: yes
What was that?
No.722599
>>722592
Dad, your eggs are burning!
>>722596
Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?
No.722600
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>>722595
We're not gonna like the answer.
>charging up Bolg
Never misses.
>dad help me
Double penetration, anyone?
>joke the oncoming depression away, Protes
>>722598
>fuckin' aces, Teach
>mmmm-waitwhat
>crashed with Cu
Yeah, you did. But y'know what else? We improvise.
No.722601
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>>722599
...nothing forget it, kinda like how you forget you have a son
No.722602
>>722597
They don't use swords anymore.
>
It's almost like a brand new world for me.
I wonder if Karna is happy here too.
No.722603
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>>722601
I HAVE TWO SONS!?
No.722604
>>722603
I....I'm more shocked you remember you had two
No.722605
>>722602
I judged a karate man.
>
No one wears clothes in that place even though it's not warm, I don't get it.
No.722606
>>722598
For fuck's- Aw come on!
>>722600
>twisting mid air
>lands next to him
Like she'll let either of us charge up like that. I'll keep 'er busy.
>back into the fray
No.722607
No.722608
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>>722604
BUT THAT'S MORE THAN ONE
No.722609
>>722596
No, but you were always talking about how you were going to be a super sayain. Iike a dumbass
>>722599
THATS HOW I LIKE THEM!
No.722610
>>722609
I am a Super Sayain!
>>722608
and now I'm shocked you can count
No.722611
>>722602
And you don't feel irrelevant? Without my clan the world feels empty.
>>722605
>i've seen white men but this is white
No.722612
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>>722600
>Green Bolg acquired
>uh oh
I huv yer spear, boy.
Sae improvise this.
>Alt Bolg get
>improved reach baybee
>gonna knock you in the kneecaps
>>722606
>tips Alt up
>watch out for the pointy bit
Time wis ye'd huv nae trouble!
How much did ye fayget!
No.722614
>>722605
Maybe they're Servants too?
>
Karna. Let us fight together like hero warriors.
>>722611
I'm still a peerless fighter. Why would I feel irrelevant?
>
You can hang out with Karna and I.
No.722615
>>722613
obviously not you, and that explains more about Raddits then it should
No.722616
>>722609
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SRIRAAAAACHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>722610
I
WATCHED
SESAME STREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
No.722617
>>722616
....why in the hell are you powering up?
No.722618
>>722611
>?
>Discernment of the Poor
Hello.
>>722614
But the only one I ever knew that dressed like that was our Saber.
>um
Isn't hero warrior redundant?
No.722619
>>722615
Raditz was a lousy kid. I mean, he got killed by a Namekian for goddamn sake
>>722616
I don't like siracha
No.722620
>>722619
you know I keep forgetting about that...a long with Raditz himself
No.722621
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>>722617
It's...a condition.
>>722619
GARSP!
But dad, I got killed by a Namekian too!
I mean...it was kinda on purpose.
No.722622
>>722621
....you want to join those idiots over there who are fighting don't you?
No.722623
>>722612
>!
>tilts his head to the side
>scrape
>ow ow splinter
You calling me lazy, you old dinosaur?!
>
No.722624
>>722612
Keep it.
>Red Bolg manifested
>bats Alt away
It's a fake anyway!
>chargan up Bolg again while Cu keeps her busy
>>722623
Oi oi! You did get a little slower if I'm any indication!
No.722625
>>722620
I mean, he was only as strong as one of those Saibamen so, I shouldn't have expected much.
>>722621
You got back up, killed Freiza and avenged our people. You get a pass on it.
No.722626
>>722622
NOOO!
...Yes.
Chichi says I got Premature E-Super-culation.
Whatever that means!
>>722625
And I got to eat Gumby
No.722627
File: 1452026045101.jpg (367.37 KB, 759x752, 759:752, Saika.Magoichi.(Sengoku.Ba….jpg)
>>722614
I have a job to do first.
>rebuild
>>722618
>poor
>poor
>OI CUNT
You are Karna?
No.722628
>>722618
Our Rider dressed like a girl, if that counts.
>blink
They talk like that on the TV.
>>722627
I want to help.
No.722629
>>722626
....ew
>>722625
and the Namekian killed one of them too....well not before that Bata male Kakarot's oldest son thinks is fashionable got killed
No.722630
>>722626
Good for you
>>722629
Heh. Yamcha be a bitch
No.722631
>>722623
>two Bolgs manifested
>scissor-lock
>and kick to the stomach
WHAE YE CAULIN A DINOSAUR, WEE PUP!?
>>722624
>gorramnit
>snaps fake bolg
Aw nae ye dinnae.
>BOLG RAIN
No.722632
>spinning around in a chair
>wheee
No.722633
>>722627
>yes
>poor
>diggity deal with it, bhabhi
Yes.
And you're Magoichi Saika.
>>722628
Our Rider liked him a little too much...
>hm
TV?
No.722634
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>>722629
You take that back!
I have no son that likes Yamcha.
>>722630
Hey dad, I gots a question.
No.722635
>>722634
have you not seen how the boy dresses?
>>722632
you're in my chair
No.722636
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>>722635
>stops
>hops out of the chair
My apologies, sir.
No.722637
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No.722638
>>722636
>and he blows up the chair
No.722639
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>>722635
You gotta just let gooooo, Vegeta!
He's just doing that Michael Jackson thing, you know?
>>722637
How come you're still alive?
No.722640
>>722624
You wanna die too, bud-
>>722631
>flies through a wall or three
>falls into the swamp
No.722641
>>722638
>whoa now
...Why did you do that?
No.722642
>>722639
.....the hell is that?
>>722641
because it offended me
No.722644
File: 1452026836572.gif (498.54 KB, 369x193, 369:193, tumblr_lt6fy4HpGQ1r3e7r3o2….gif)
>>722628
Building a mercenary clan wasn't easy in my day. I don't think it's any easier now.
>>722633
>!
>
Where did you find that information.
No.722645
>>722631
>Protection from Arrows
>grazed across the everything
>no direct hits though
You're really draggin' this out, Teach... that's pretty damn selfish.
Don't you dare smile after this!
Gae... BOLG!
>>722640
I become suicidal? What a twist!
>oh fuck
Guess that's it then...
No.722646
>>722642
I think it came after the Boy George thing.
>>722643
Oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!
No.722647
>>722633
It's this box thing that shows moving pictures and sound.
Master likes to watch things on it.
>>722644
So you're going to give up?
>
I already made up my mind. I'm helping.
No.722648
File: 1452027035639.gif (868.4 KB, 500x261, 500:261, Why would anyone want thos….gif)
>>722642
That doesn't make sense. It's only a chair.
No.722649
>>722646
Kakarot what are you blabbering about?
No.722650
>>722640
>oh wait that's right I'm supposed to be dying right now
>shit
Tch.
Ge up! I didnoe raise nae quitter!
>>722645
>...
>already a disappointment
>just keep going, Scathach
Ye-
>E luck
>spletch
>one Bolg: confirmed
No.722651
>>722648
see it was a chair, then you sat in it, after that it offended me.....*by supporting something that's weak*
No.722652
>>722644
>blink
That won't work.
>points to his eye
>>722647
No, I know what it is.
I didn't think you watched it.
No.722653
>>722651
...Well, that was uncalled for.
No.722654
File: 1452027406084.png (302.71 KB, 500x369, 500:369, Vegeta-prince-vegeta-30778….png)
>>722653
just like your birth
No.722655
>>722645
>Battle Continuation
GET DOWN!
>we throwing now
>>722650
Gae... Bolg!
No.722656
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>>722650
Goddamn it, Teach-
>>722655
>UM
>twists to the side
>and thrown from the force of BORGU
No.722657
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>>722647
I won't give up until the yatagarasu flies again.
>now what can we do with a swordsman
>>722652
That wasn't what I was asking.
>holsters the gun
Never mind, actually. If Saber finds you trustworthy I'll rely on his judgement.
No.722658
File: 1452027707575.gif (487.32 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Clank has entered the thre….gif)
>>722654
My birth was completely necessary, sir.
No.722659
>>722652
Master had me sit with Arthur through this thing called "anime".
I didn't get it, but it had heroes of justice I think.
>>722657
What's a yatagarasu?
No.722660
>>722655
>hurk
>cue EXPLOSION
>oh she's still there
...Ahh.
>>722656
>is it almost over
>soon
No.722661
>>722658
some how I don't see how making a weak bucket of bolts necessary
No.722662
>>722657
Funny you should say judge.
>nods at the gun
Dangerous toys are fun, but you could get hurt.
>is that meant to be threatening
>no
>>722659
Jinako used to watch a lot of that, when she wasn't playing her games.
>sheesh
Don't we fight like hero warriors every time we fight?
No.722663
>>722661
It's... complicated.
No.722664
>>722656
>remind me to buy other me a drink later for that
>>722660
>...
>
No.722665
>>722663
I bet it is and seeing how I am now surrounded by weaklings
>foosh!
No.722666
>>722660
>fucking UM
...
...
...
Teach...
>fucking
>grabs a Bolg
>y a n k
>heart: destroyed
>but is it his or hers
>spoilers, it's all three
>>722664
>fuck's sake
>Final Dead Teach Arts
I'm gonna be sick.
No.722667
>>722665
>shakes his head
>walks off
No.722668
File: 1452028193591.jpg (338.33 KB, 793x776, 793:776, Saika.Magoichi.(Sengoku.Ba….jpg)
>>722659
The three clawed crow. The crest of the Saika mercenaries.
>>722662
>offence taken
>maybe
I'm not a little girl. I know how to use these.
No.722669
>>722662
But that's against each other.
>hand out
I want to fight at your side, friend.
>>722668
A bird with three feet...
>
It sounds delicious.
>Siggy why
No.722670
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>>722664
>how many Bolgs did I give him again
>[impalement noises]
Took ye...long enough.
>struggling to smile
>oh there's the mouth-blood
Get oer here.
>>722666
>it's k I didn't need that heart anyway
Dinnae look at me wi eyes like that, boy.
I'm no dead enough yet tay no punish ye.
>coughcoughhack
No.722671
>>722668
...
>measures the top of his head
>and then hers
>marginal difference
>Karna a tall
I don't see what height has to do with it.
>>722669
>...!
I'd like that.
>cue Field of Dreams music
What do we fight?
No.722672
>>722666
>stumbling back
>lands on his ass
>looking a little green
>>722670
>oh god do I pull the other out what do I do I wasn't ready for this I never was
>wiping away the mouth blood
No.722673
>>722670
Goddammit, Teach...!
>biting back bitchtears
>muh teach
That's just our Lancer luck, ain't it.
It's not fair. Not fair at all.
>>722672
>dealing with status: almost not
Gkkt...
No.722674
>>722669
>this guy
It's not for eating. If you ever see one, do not eat it, understand?
>>722671
>Mago a average height
My height has nothing to do with this!
>it's like trying to manage Tomo and his brothers again what is going on
>wait what's with this background music
No.722676
>>722671
All the evils of the world. That's what heroes do, right?
I'd like to pick my enemies instead of being told what to fight for once, that was my wish for the Grail.
But we don't need the Grail for something that simple. I learned that from Rider.
We should take what we want.
>>722674
Don't eat the mutant bird, okay.
No.722677
>>722675
yeah that happened
No.722678
>>722672
>>722673
Listen up now, the both ay ye.
I raised ye, and loved ye, I've given ye weapons, taught ye techniques, endoawed ye wi knowledge. There's naethin more fay me tae gi ye. All that's left fay ye to take is my life.
And ye did. Ye listened tae me wi nae questions asked, aul fay yer lady love.
>queasy grin
My boy...my son.
My Setanta.
>
Finish what ye started now.
No.722679
>>722674
So you are a little girl?
>Karna: master of unintentional cheek
>
What's this about a mutant bird?
>>722676
If you have a Master, it's your duty to serve them. That's what a knight does.
But I'll go along.
No.722680
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>>722673
>dealing with status: definitely not
>clearly starting to panic
>>722678
>shaky hands
>big gulp
I...
No.722681
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>>722678
>don't cry, Sentata
>shuddering sigh
And here I thought everything'd work out.
>
Ah, but this is working out for you, right, Teach...?
>Bolg: gripped
>>722680
Don't-don't you pussy out now.
We... we gotta do this.
>puts Cu's hand on the Bolg
Don't make me do this alone, man. I can't.
No.722682
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>>722677
>shame
>I didn't even get to know her again
Live by the blade, die by the blade~
>draws a line across her neck
No.722683
>>722676
It's not a mutant bird, it's a divine symbol!
>anta baka?
>>722679
No, I'm not! And there's no mutant birds involved in anything, just symbols absolutely crucial and meaningful to my existence as a Servant.
No.722684
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>>722682
bet they won't let me eat the remains
No.722685
>>722679
That's true. But Master's got the King of Knights too.
>>722683
>blink
But it's a bird. With three feet.
>three drumsticks
>almost salivating
>snaps out of it
Divine?
No.722686
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>>722680
>>722681
Yin must die and yin must live. Nae victory, nae defeat. The survivor wl carry oon the fight. It is our destiny... The yin whae survives wi inherit the title ay Teach. And the yin whae inherits the title ay Teach wi face an existence ay endless battle.
>almost guilty
But ken oal aboat that, dinnae ye.
Strike clean.
No.722687
>>722683
Mutant birds...
>bird flutters in
>stares at it
It sounds nice, but there are probably better.
>>722685
Your Master sounds like a...
>what was it called
Collectathon
No.722688
>>722684
...maaaybe let's not make the angry lancer servants mad. There are other bodies you can eat.
No.722689
>>722681
>don'tmakemedothisdon'tmakemedothis
>ican'tdothisnotnownotever
>>722686
>the knowledge of the destiny to carry on Teach's legacy fills you with determination
>grabs the Bolg
Three... two...
No.722690
>>722688
fine I'll eat Ahri
No.722691
File: 1452029982404.jpg (80.12 KB, 736x637, 736:637, 650f180198a2f9164d08404710….jpg)
>>722686
>WHY
>>722689
One.
>BORGU
>HE HATES IT
No.722692
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>>722685
If you ever see one, it means that the gods have chosen to intervene in our affairs or you're simply witnessing the will of the gods in action.
>>722687
Divine messenger! Divine messenger!
No.722693
>whistling Ghost Riders in the Sky
>Fuck's sake... why can't I get this song out of my head?
No.722694
>>722687
She really liked that Grand Order thing.
>>722692
>uh
That's a really important bird.
No.722695
No.722696
Life's end...
>drops Alt Bolg
Isnoe it beautiful? It'd aymost tragic. When life ends, it gives off a final lingerin' aroma. Light is but a farewell gift fay the darkness tae those on their way to die. I've been waiting, Setanta for a long time. Waiting fay yer birth, yer growth, and the finality ay today.
>
Thank ye, boys. Dinnae worry, I'll be there tae lead ye intae the dark when it's time.
>tears spilling freely
I'm...I'm no good at goodbyes.
>smiles
>body falls apart into a mass of red spider lilies
No.722697
>>722692
>bird status: spooked
Aww.
>>722694
I just got in, I think.
>
Maybe we should get started.
No.722698
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>>722691
>bitchtears
Let it be over. I can't... I can't take much more of this.
>>722696
>IT WASN'T OVER
>I WASN'T READY
>falls onto his knees in the spider lillies
>jingle
You gotta be kidding me... No good at goodbyes... Cut the crap already...
No.722699
>>722696
>I can't
>I can't
>bitchtears despite a sad smile
>the Cu is broke
>>722698
Why?
No.722700
>>722690
>dabs her eye with a handkerchief
Can you even eat a spirit...?
No.722702
File: 1452030832856.jpg (626.37 KB, 1181x855, 1181:855, Saika.Magoichi.(Sengoku.Ba….jpg)
>>722694
No bird is more important as a messenger.
>squint
You best not be thinking of drumsticks.
>>722697
What are you complaining about, soldier?
No.722703
>>722697
Master got you and your brother.
>uh
>nod
But where do we start?
>>722702
>UH
I'm hungry.
Karna and I are going to go fight evil.
>
But we should eat first.
No.722704
>>722702
>soldier
>this chick
Nothing.
Are you in charge? I've been in the closet for a while.
>oh
Does that make you a vegetarian?
>>722703
>Arjuna
...He says BRRRROOOOTTHEERRRR too much.
I promised my mother only to fight him, but I don't see him so it's probably ok.
>
The DMV?
No.722705
File: 1452031151202.png (518.52 KB, 721x1025, 721:1025, 887a8a9c77696b64a97f475a37….png)
>>722699
>ties a lily into his hair
Don't worry about it... I'm just gonna...
>stumbles towards the door
>slips
>cracks the back of his head against a table
>...
Ow.
No.722706
>>722705
>tucks one into his suit
>servoid outfit gone
>extends an arm to Cu
I'm goin' out. Need a drink.
>
A lot of drinks.
'mon, my treat.
>defeated tone
No.722707
>>722703
You really weren't joking...
>should I cook
>i haven't cooked in centuries
>>722704
>old habits die hard
Vegetarians are stupid. You need meat to grow.
>in more ways than up is what they used to say
>wait no don't think of that
>business, business
I used to be in charge of the number one group of mercenaries in the land of the rising sun.
No.722708
>>722706
You and me both.
>hauls up with the arm
>stumbles out the door
No.722709
>>722704
Master says it's the ultimate evil.
We should eat first.
>>722707
I'm not good at joking.
No.722710
>>722708
>it's time to get hammered
>goes along with Cu
No.722711
>>722707
>you dissin the brahma, girly
I don't eat beef, sorry.
>what's under the weirdly tight bodysuit, Mago
Land of the rising sun...
...
...
Louisiana?
>>722709
I think she wants to cook for us.
No.722712
>>722709
>long dormat nee-san instincts stirring
>no wait go away now is not the time
>these two grade schoolers can deal with themselves
Don't hurt yourself against the forces of evil now.
>fuck
>>722711
>big
>anime
>tiddies
Japan, Karna. Japan.
>!
I'm not cooking for either of you. I've got a colleague to look out for.
>trails after the Cus
No.722713
>>722711
Really? That's nice.
>>722712
>oh, not cooking
Hmm...
No.722715
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>>722712
>wait what
That's not what The Animals say.
>not cooking?
>oh
Oh.
Good luck, Magoichi.
>...
>wait a minute
Magoichi isn't a woman.
>>722713
...We could make ham sandwiches again.
No.722716
No.722717
>>722715
>glasses: on
I'm ready.
No.722718
>>722714
.....waaaaait a sec
No.722720
>>722717
>[V I J A Y A]
>slice of ham pierced on the arrow
Ready.
No.722721
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>>722719
you're not Ahri! how am I going to eat a spirit now?
No.722722
>>722720
>
>bread: armed
Fire.
No.722723
>>722721
>snaps fingers
Yes!
No.722725
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>>722724
>snaps fingers
Yes!
No.722726
>>722722
>aim
>Vijaya Pashupatastra
>PEW
No.722727
File: 1452032819163.jpg (107.47 KB, 830x572, 415:286, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-92131….jpg)
>>722725
.....did ya stay out in the sun too long and cook?
No.722728
>>722726
>thunk
>
I thought you were a Lancer.
No.722729
>>722727
>snaps fingers
Yes!
No.722730
>>722728
Not in the Moon Cell.
>extracts the freshly cooked ham sammich from his chest
If I used the spear we'd all die.
No.722731
>>722729
god damnit!
>starts squishing play dough into Clay person
No.722732
>>722730
Oh yeah.
>
You could even kill me.
>oddly happy
I'm glad I met someone who can make me feel alive again.
No.722733
>>722731
>
This is really salty.
No.722734
>>722733
yes but look at the colors!
No.722735
>>722732
Don't make it weird.
>sandwich half: given
DMV?
No.722736
>>722735
It's not weird.
>
>om
DMV.
No.722737
>>722736
>WINGS
You flew last time.
>dragonbro get
>weeeeeeeee
No.722740
>>722737
>
It was more like gliding-
>weeeeeeeeeeeee
No.722741
>>722738
now you are an amazing technicolor dream coat
>>722739
oh great it's you
No.722742
>>722741
I have to show Gilgamesh!
>turns into a spear
>and zooms away
No.722744
>>722743
hey wanna play a fun game?
No.722745
>>722744
If you think I'm gonna fall for that, you're even dumber than me.
>...
What game?
No.722746
>>722745
it's called "Red guy's ice cream looking side kick knows where your sister is and you don't"
No.722747
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>>722746
I do so know where she is.
>...
I have an appointment I think I left the stove on it's that time of the month bye
>Hops onto Bumblebee and zips away!
No.722748
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No.722749
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>Why am I stuck back here agaaaain
>Senpai, don't you love me?
>
No.722750
>>722749
lets make it an odd three......
No.722751
>>722750
...an odd threes...? I do not recognizing this saying, I am surry.
No.722752
>>722751
don't worry Whyclopes, so what brings you back here?
No.722753
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>>722752
I have been assign-ned to investigating this place again.
>Plucks her coffee cup from between her cleavage
>
...aww...
No.722754
>>722753
HA! sucks to be you on both accounts
No.722756
File: 1452036932602.jpg (201.49 KB, 814x982, 407:491, That's some strong eyeline….jpg)
>goddamn Earthrealmers
>murdering my kung-fu guy
>...again
>why did I even get dragged here
No.722757
>>722756
Milly what the hell are you doing dressing like that?
No.722758
>>722757
Don't tell me you're talking about who i think you're talking about...
No.722759
>>722758
yes, my wife Mileena
No.722760
>>722759
>wife
>wife
>wife
Your what?!
No.722761
>>722760
wife, we got married
No.722762
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>>722761
How did that happen?!
No.722763
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>>722762
somewhere between an act of cannibalism and mass murder
No.722764
>>722763
That sounds very...romantic.
>trying not to throw up
No.722765
>>722764
then we had gore sex! it was horrible!
No.722766
>>722765
Okay, okay stop I don't need to hear this.
No.722767
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>>722766
EVERY HOLE!....so why do ya look like my sexy flesh eater anyways?
No.722768
>>722767
She's my...
>hesitates
Si-- clone.
No.722769
>>722768
huh so that makes you my in-law, the names
CARNAGE!
No.722770
>>722769
>Oh Elder Gods it does.
>Why did I have to be dragged back here.
I suppose I should tell you my name.
I'm Kitana.
No.722771
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>>722770
ha! ya named after a weeabo blade, so ya got a hot looking face like hers too?
No.722772
>>722771
If you ask me, mine's better.
But something tells me you wouldn't agree.
No.722773
>>722772
....ya got bigger teeth?
No.722774
>>722773
>
No, I have normal teeth,
No.722776
>>722775
How did I know that's what you'd think...
No.722777
>>722776
well if it makes ya feel better my face looks worse
>
see?
No.722778
>>722777
>how the fuck does that work
If you say so...
>fahkin Earthrealmers
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.722779
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>>722778
I know horrible looking, I try not to gross poor Milly out with it
No.722780
File: 1452038783404.jpg (556.26 KB, 1176x714, 28:17, So many pictures of the si….jpg)
>>722779
I can hardly believe it myself.
She must feel so, so...lucky.
No.722781
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>>722780
well she does love it when I chew up meat and kiss her it back
No.722782
>>722781
>And I thought Scorpion overdid his tenderizing...
Well your relationship sounds unique and I guess I'm...happy for you?
>"Yeah right.''
No.722783
>>722782
>puts an arm around you
and I'm happy to meet another family member! you should come over and visit us!
No.722784
>>722783
>Please don't touch me.
>Oh no he smells like Outworlder.
How could I possibly not?
No.722785
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>>722784
you can catch up on life with Milly and all the horrible horrible things we've done!
No.722786
>>722785
>Why me?
>Admittedly the least worst thing he said was horrible things.
>I could do horrible things to that Thunder God.
Where do you live, exactly?
No.722787
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>>722786
well we use to live in a trailer park until the family expanded, now we live back in my horrifying lair
No.722788
>>722787
Horrifying lair?
I could get behind that.
>she still has a bit of the Netherrealma and Quan-Chi's evil hypnotism on her
No.722789
>>722788
>you'll fit right in
yeah it ain't much but me Milly, my other wife Juri, my kid, my side kick, my dad and his wife, and any other people I haven't spotted live there
No.722790
>>722789
>it'll wear off sometime
>maybe
And I thought my family was weird.
...wait it still is since I'm now part of yours.
>Ugh.
No.722791
>>722790
HAAAAHAHAHAHAAA....welcome to the nightmare!
No.722792
>>722791
>Why did Jade bring me here?
>This is worse than the Netherrealm.
When do I wake up?
No.722793
>>722792
I don't know, I'm more of a afternoon person myself
No.722794
>>722793
How come nobody likes mornings? I do.
No.722795
>>722794
don't be THAT person Kai
No.722796
>>722795
What's THAT supposed to imply?
No.722797
>>722796
you know what it does
No.722798
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>>722797
Seriously, what's with the hate of mornings?
They're peaceful.
No.722799
>>722798
mornings means waking up
No.722800
>>722799
Oh.
Okay I get it now.
No.722801
>>722800
there see, now ya get why everyone hates it
No.722802
>>722801
Now I almost hate them too.
No.722803
>>722802
yes yes embrace the hate!
No.722804
>>722803
I already did.
Or do I still?
Hm, going to have to think of my alignment here...
No.722805
>>722804
you do it still that's how it works
No.722806
>>722805
Hmmm...
Well I don't know.
No.722807
>>722806
stick around, you'll learn to feel the hate
No.722808
File: 1452041628490.png (206.36 KB, 500x707, 500:707, Oh yeah that's what'd happ….png)
>>722807
I already did that in the Netherrealm.
Nearly got me killed.
And it most certainly got Liu Kang killed again.
No.722810
>>722809
He was my boyfriend. Was the champion of Mortal Kombat until the incompetent Thunder God got him killed. We served Quan-Chi and then eventually took the Netherrealm for ourselves.
Then he got killed again by this guy who 'judged' him despite...being dead already.
I would've been killed...again but my friend Jade convinced me to come here instead.
Not sure if that was the best choice.
No.722811
>>722810
oh hey Voorhees told me about that stuff, sounds like fun....oh hey sorry for ya lose and being deadish
No.722812
>>722811
Oh don't worry about it. I think he was going a bit...insane.
Not like I could stop him what with the mind control being in full force.
No.722813
>>722812
nothing wrong with being crazy, it makes the sex life better!
No.722814
>>722813
That's the one thing it did.
We were almost going to wage war on this realm before the mind control was beaten out of me.
Now I wonder why we'd even want this place.
No.722816
>>722815
We have no need for oil!
No.722817
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>>722816
ppppfft everyone knows you can buy and sell anything with the right amount of OIL!
No.722818
>>722817
And just what would I buy and sell?
No.722820
>>722819
Hah!
Oh you're serious.
No.722821
>>722820
vary! see ya don't wear them!
No.722822
>>722821
I have very little need for pants is all.
No.722823
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>>722822
and that's why ya sell'm!
No.722824
>>722823
So I'd buy...then sell pants?
No.722825
>>722824
for a higher price then ya bought them
No.722826
>>722825
Why not sell just the oil?
No.722827
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>>722826
well were are you getting the oil from?
No.722828
>>722827
I don't have any, I just thought this was theoretical.
No.722829
>>722828
......the hells that mean?
No.722830
>>722829
Okay, okay. It means that what we're talking about is only in theory.
Since I don't have oil or pants.
No.722831
>>722830
....why don't you?
No.722832
>>722831
I don't require either of them.
No.722833
>>722832
HA! you say this now!
No.722834
>>722833
Wait why's that funny?
No.722835
>>722834
because ya need them both!
No.722836
>>722835
No, I don't need either of them.
Pants are lame and oil is...well I don't need anything that oil can give me.
No.722837
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No.722838
>>722836
yeah we-
>>722837
hey sexy, guess who's here?
No.722839
>>722838
Well you kn--
>>722837
>nope
>slooooooowly making her way for the door
No.722840
>>722838
Did the ice cream servant bring my-
>>722839
>!!
>tosses a sai at the door before she can touch it
Dearest sister, hello!
No.722841
>>722840
no Neo is off getting a shit load of cairns!
No.722842
>>722840
>Don't call me that.
Mileena, I didn't know you were here!
No.722843
>>722841
...of what?
>>722842
>pssst
>hey sis
>read the note
>>
The husband comes here. I just provide him with my wonderful company sometimes~
No.722844
>>722843
we're going to steal something tomorrow
No.722845
>>722843
>looks at the note
>
Well alright, that seems nice. You two seem very happy together.
No.722846
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>>722844
Is that why I keep hearing about a "wooden goose"?
>>722845
...it is no Edenia, but...I am content.
>why am I content though
>I should want her head mounted on a stake
>...right...?
Bah, why am I telling you this. Go then, if you're going to flee.
No.722847
>>722846
If you say so!
>opens the door
>looks back
>She seems...kind of sad, actually.
>Stupid regained conscience.
>shuts it
I'll stay for now.
No.722848
>>722846
yeeeerp we're up to another pay day!
No.722849
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>>722847
>you can almost tell she's smiling through the fangs
...I have decided. I will refrain from eating your face. For now.
>aren't I merciful
>>722848
Good. I have been looking for a chance to pay some humans a...what's the word?
>taps her chin
A beating. Pay some humans a beating.
No.722850
>>722849
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
>I can't tell if that's sarcasm or genuine
>maybe both
No.722851
>>722849
a beating always sounds nice.....speaking of when we're alone tonight~
No.722852
>>722851
>>>
As soon as I tuck in the daughter~
>>722850
I have to start from somewhere.
No.722853
>>722852
just remember...no biting....pppffttHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
No.722854
>>722852
Well maybe we don't have to hate each other. That's surprising...
No.722855
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>>722853
That. Is precious.
>whispers
I'll be cleaning you from my teeth for weeks
>>722854
>I hate you
>but I love you
>but I hate you
>but-
For so long I thought killing you would validate my existence. But I suppose I did that on my own.
>...
It feels odd, not wanting to wear your skin as a fur coat
No.722856
>>722855
I can only imagine how weird it must be to not want to wear a person like a fur coat.
But yes, I suppose you have. Maybe I'm even impressed.
No.722857
>>722855
>whispers
so will I
No.722858
>>722856
Horribly so. It's like breathing at this point.
>...I must make her a teddy bear
>it is the only way
Then maybe I'm even flattered. Good night to you, Kitana.
>>722857
>hot
...I'll go prepare the storm drains for what's to come.
>vanishes
No.722859
>>722858
May we meet again.
>Never thought I'd say that. Ever.
No.722860
>>722858
I'll get the oil!
>>722859
....sssssssoooooo
No.722862
>>722861
going to be seeing more of ya?
No.722863
>>722862
...yes, you will.
No.722864
>>722863
great! can't wait to be seeing ya around the home
No.722865
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>>722864
Hmmm...I actually don't have anywhere to stay.
>Am I really?
>Am I really?
No.722866
>>722865
weeeeeeelll we do have a lot of room at our place
No.722867
File: 1452051684569.jpg (41.06 KB, 600x849, 200:283, Remember when Kitana wore ….jpg)
>>722866
You offering me a place to stay?
No.722868
>>722867
sure why not, just watch out for the other people
No.722869
>>722868
Ahh yes, your extended family.
I'll keep an eye on them.
No.722870
>>722869
well then welcome to the family!
No.722871
>>722870
Gil loved my new colors!
No.722872
>>722870
I'll only be staying until I can find my own place.
No.722873
>>722871
I told you!
>>722872
sure, just don't touch dads things....then he'll ask you stuff
No.722874
>>722872
Aren't you Jade? I like your blue outfit! I have one too, see?
>just kinda shapeshifts into a dress
>Enkidu takes androgyny past its limits
>>722873
It's great! What is this stuff again?
No.722875
>>722873
What's your dad like?
>>722874
No, Jade's my friend. We just dress similarly.
And that's...a very good look for you.
>not even lying
No.722876
>>722875
......stuck in the 80s
>>722874
play dough it comes in this can
>shows it a play dough can
No.722877
>>722875
She's nice. I like her green!
>
Why does your fan have blades on it, you'll cut your face!
>>722876
I must find more of this dough.
No.722878
File: 1452052913354.jpg (107.95 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, She never had green eyes ;….jpg)
>>722876
What are the '80s?
>>722877
Because they're weapons!
Mostly.
I sometimes use them in leisure.
No.722879
>>722878
.....ya know what, talk to the old man, it will be good for ya
>>722877
try toy stores
No.722880
>>722878
But how do you fan your face?
>touching a blade
>finger just kinda slides off
Oh!
>it lands on the floor then crawls back to Enk like an earthwork, melding back through the foot
>new finger grown
>>722879
I like toy stores! The stuffed bears are my favorites.
Your pink wife gave me one but it didn't have a head.
No.722881
>>722879
You said for me to not, but now you want me to?
Something tells me I shouldn't.
>>722880
I keep it far away from my face.
>looks at his hand slice off
I'm so sor--
>then sees it reform
--ry?
Huh.
No.722882
>>722880
yeeeeaaah she does that.....and there both pink
>>722881
no ya should, go nuts
No.722883
>>722881
It's okay, I'm made of clay!
>flower grows out of the weird hair that stands up
See? Bodily harm doesn't matter to me.
>>722882
The one that didn't try to kick my face in and take advantage of my body!
No.722884
>>722882
But why?
>>722883
You certainly don't look like you are.
No.722885
>>722883
oooooh Milly, yeah ya talking to her sister too
>>722884
it'll clear a lot of things up
No.722886
>>722884
The gods made me as a monster to challenge humanity's first hero, Gilgamesh. But when they made me, I couldn't understand anything, so they sent me a woman to shape me into a human and make me smart!
I'm not too smart though, my head is empty.
>
See?
>>722885
Everyone is related! It's just like Uruk!
No.722887
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>>722885
>squint
Mmhmm.
I'll look for him. What's he look like?
>>722886
>I thought Earthrealm was the realm that lacked magic
Well, how did that turn out?
No.722888
>>722887
white monster with a black spider symbol
>holds up photo
No.722889
>>722887
I look human, don't I?
I found Gil, but he was just a child. I couldn't punish him as an equal like that, and he was such a nice boy, so I waited for him to grow up.
The gods were right. He grew into an evil tyrant, so I fought him for seven days and nights. We destroyed and reformed the world from the force of our blow- it separated the continents!
Then, he fell down. But he was laughing, so I fell too. And we became friends.
No.722890
>>722886
only with less drugs!
No.722891
>>722888
>looks at the picture
I can see the resemblance.
>>722889
I thought the fights I got into were intense.
Well at least you aren't enemies anymore. Making amends with an old foe must be great.
No.722892
>>722891
oh and then theirs stumpy but he's locked in a drama pool so we won't see him
No.722893
>>722890
Drugs?
>growing hemp from his hair
>>722891
We went on a lot of adventures, killing Humbaba, the beast of nature, for creating a famine in Uruk. And the Bull of Heaven!
Ishtar got mad at me and asked my father, Anu, to punish us for our part. He turned me back into nothing but clay and I died in Gilgamesh's arms.
I'm back now though!
No.722894
>>722892
Why's he named stumpy?
>>722893
You died then came back?
I just did that too. Most people I know are able to do that, though.
No.722895
>>722893
yeeeeeeaaaah that....don't smoke it
>>722894
his suit is his legs
No.722896
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>>722894
It took me ten thousand years to get summoned by the Holy Grail.
My Master is a nice girl.
>>722895
It's okay, I don't have organs to damage.
They're just leaves to me.
No.722897
>>722896
yeah but smoking around clay can't be good
No.722898
>>722895
So he has no legs?
I know a guy without arms.
Maybe they should team up.
>>722896
Ten thousand years?
Wow.
I thought 20 years was a pain.
No.722899
>>722897
I can just shed my outer layer and reabsorb it to clean it if the smell sticks to me. Neat, huh?
>>722898
It wasn't so bad, I got to watch over Gil when he wasn't being summoned.
No.722900
>>722898
really!? who?
>>722899
yes but can you dance?
No.722901
>>722899
I spent my time being dead in a much less good way.
>>722900
Jax. He was in the army of the realm.
Special Forces.
No.722902
>>722900
I can do this, it's kind of like dancing!
>
>>722901
How did yours go?
No.722903
>>722901
.....the hell is with the army and amputees?
>>722902
that counts
No.722904
>>722902
I lived it in spite and was planning to overtake this realm with my boyfriend.
Ex-boyfriend.
>>722903
Beats me.
Wonder if they ever met...probably not.
No.722905
>>722903
It counts!
>>722904
Oh. Good thing you didn't, I would've had to purge you.
No.722906
>>722904
if they did I'd laugh
well I gotta set things up at home, see ya there Kai....it's in the back past Spooky Town
>>722905
later Clay Face
>back flips out the window
No.722907
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>>722905
I was talked out of it by Jade.
>>722906
Spooky Town...I hope there are maps here for better directions.
No.722908
>Sits on a couch, looking out a window. It would appear that the maid was lost in thought, or she was remising a memory.
No.722909
>>722907
I knew she was good! I like her a lot. She reminds me of the Earth when it was young and fresh.
>>722908
>:DDDDDDDDDDDD
>it's time
>for Enk
No.722910
>>722909
She's a good friend of mine.
We've known each other since we were children.
No.722911
>>722909
>It's time
>For Za World!
>She was still lost in her thought, she didn't even realize that her friend was there.
No.722912
>>722910
Neat!
What's your world like?
>>722911
>prodding Sakuya's neck
Hey. Hey. Hey. Maid!
No.722913
>>722912
Similar to this world, but it's very lush. A strong emphasis on magic, and...it's beautiful. Last I check at least.
Also great pies.
No.722914
>>722913
It sounds like this one, but a long time ago!
Gil says magic stopped being common when King Solomon died. Humans now use a lot of technology, but it still exists.
No.722915
>>722912
>Blinks then looks at Enkidu.
Oh, how long have you been there Enkidu?
No.722916
>>722914
I knew it did, but yes. Technology seems prevalent here.
Which I'm not sure how to feel on that.
No.722917
>>722915
Three minutes.
You're sad. Why?
>>722916
I don't like it much. I'm a being of nature, all this cold cement and metal doesn't feel right.
No.722918
File: 1452056434298.jpg (41.06 KB, 600x849, 200:283, Remember when Kitana wore ….jpg)
>>722917
I've hardly used it myself, nor have I been here long enough to judge.
Some are more useful than others, though.
No.722919
>>722918
I have a phone so I can talk to Gil when he's far away, and an "ATM" thing that gives me money sometimes.
Stores don't accept gold bricks anymore.
No.722920
>>722917
Hm..... I was thinking about my lover. It's not something I would like to openly talk about.
>
No.722921
>>722919
ATM?
And it gives you money?
Surely you must trade something in to receive that money.
No.722922
>>722920
You have a lover?
>it's too late to back out now
>Enk's going to press onwards
>>722921
I think Gil puts money in it for me so I don't go overboard and use all his treasure.
>headtilt
I spend too much sometimes.
>Enk has no concept of value
No.722923
>>722922
Oh.
So it's like a technological safe.
No.722924
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No.722925
>>722923
Yes! And I can access it anywhere they have these little boxes with screens on them!
Like a portal, but not!
>>722924
Had? Who was it?
No.722926
>>722925
Little...? Oh a phone.
Yes, I know what those are.
Wouldn't call them small, though...
>hasn't been to Earthrealm since the nineties
>she still thinks of cellphones as those bricks
No.722927
>holyfuckIlovemarinebiologyI'dhaveabonerifitwouldn'talertallthemarinebiologyaroundhere
>
>wait a minute
...
No.722928
>>722925
I rather not dwell on the subject, ok?
No.722929
>>722926
>remember when they had the bricks with the fucking cord attached
They're small enough.
>sticks his hand into his forehead and pulls out a smartphone
>it's kinda dirty since it was basically nestled in dust, clay, and a frame of vines and wood
See?
>>722927
>UH
>>722928
You're already dwelling on it, it's too late for that. So spill!
No.722930
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No.722931
>>722927
>what is that man doing
>>722929
No, I don't see.
The screen is very filthy.
No.722932
>>722929
>……
>He'll never back down.
>Ugh.
Her name was Meiling.
No.722933
File: 1452057758755.jpg (69.35 KB, 500x493, 500:493, tumblr_nsekyhN4PN1qjzwqeo1….jpg)
>>722929
...
>I don't know what's happening
>why is there a killer whale so far inland
>MUST SAVE
>>722930
>tuuuuuuuuurn
>
>>722931
>[MENACING]
No.722934
File: 1452057840975.png (224.23 KB, 477x620, 477:620, d1be885b9e8f19ebcc99aa14e3….png)
>>722931
Eh? Oh.
>wipes the screen off
>clean as a whistle
My fingers smear a lot, I should ask Gil for one with buttons.
>>722932
>headilt
Eh? But you're a girl. Girls can't like girls, where does the baby come out!
>>722933
>
Are you going to molest that whale?
No.722935
>>722933
>don't kill me
>I just came back
Uhhhhh...
>>722934
Oh now I see.
Yes that is very impressive.
No.722936
>>722934
>what the fuck did you just say about my orca
No.
>desire to go on about marine life's prehensile genitalia
>no Jo no
>>722935
You got a phone.
No.722937
>>722933
Are you ok?
>>722934
That's actually not true. Females can fall for other females. Also, in Gensokyo you can change your gender by using magic.
No.722938
>>722935
It's so fragile, too. I dropped it once and the screen broke, so Gil got me a new one.
>>722936
But your pants have a bulge.
>>722937
>what are you doing
>you're filling Enk's head with ideas
Oh. I can do that normally.
No.722939
>>722936
This isn't my phone.
>>722938
Hm. I guess that's to be expected with something so small.
No.722940
File: 1452058319340.jpg (130.46 KB, 500x726, 250:363, tumblr_nw1wwcR9uk1s0ye86o1….jpg)
>>722937
Just need a damn phone.
>>722938
>u wot
Impolite to stare.
>>722939
Whatever.
>FREEZEFRAME
>holding the phone
>gotta the ASPCA on a nigga
No.722941
>>722938
>Lightly taps you on the head.
Can you make yourself appear like someone else?
No.722942
>>722939
Isn't it neat though? It's like a- hey where'd it go?
>>722940
Impolite to take things!
>pout
>>722941
Yeah, why?
No.722943
>>722940
>looks at her hand
>phone is gone
Wait what?
>>722942
I don't know.
It just kinda...wasn't there!
No.722944
>>722942
Can you try making yourself look like me?
No.722945
>>722942
Yeah?
>dialan
>>722943
>rushed whispering on the phone
>with far too long silences in between
...Ok.
>tosses the phone back
>and walks out to the whale
>scooping water on it frantically
No.722946
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>>722940
>Flip phone get
Here you go.
>Lightly throws it toward you so you can catch.
No.722947
>>722943
Magic!
>>722944
Okay.
>
>>
Easy.
>>722945
What a rude human.
No.722948
>>722945
>catches the phone
Phew.
What an odd man.
>>722947
>hands the phone back
Good thing it didn't break.
>reminded of Shang Tsung because shapeshifting
>fucking Shang Tsung
>that cockhead
No.722949
>>722947
>Sakuya is defiantly intrigued by your ability to easily look like someone else.
>Stands up and walks around you, analysing your body structure.
>Skirt lift up.
All the way to the last detailed.
>Release your skirt.
I am extremely impressed.
No.722950
>>722948
>tucks it back into his head
I don't understand why a little drop breaks them, it's too easy.
>>722949
>back to Enk
It's easier to change my shape than go home to change clothes.
No.722951
File: 1452059388173.png (206.36 KB, 500x707, 500:707, Oh yeah that's what'd happ….png)
>>722950
You must sacrifice durability for a smaller size most of the time.
Maybe it needs some kind of casing.
No.722952
Ah... I'm not healing so well.
>still covered in sandy footprints from Rider unleashing Ionioi Hetairoi
No.722953
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>>722950
How is that possible? The most I've seen you wear is a dress.
>I smile at the thought of you having trouble putting on clothing.
No.722954
>>722951
Armor... for phones... yes!
>>722953
>shapeshifts into casual clothes
>
I go out in public like this, apparently tunics aren't common anymore.
No.722955
File: 1452059927596.jpg (352.28 KB, 723x1024, 723:1024, cb0d87d33b16b2a72de3bfc6d4….jpg)
>startup_command_line operational
>file sequencing begin
>self-diagnostic scan begin
>[scan complete]
>firmware integrity: 100%
>YoRHa No. 2 Type B unit operational
...
No.722956
File: 1452060180187.jpg (85.67 KB, 1024x361, 1024:361, Wait what's with the nun..….jpg)
>>722954
It must exist somewhere!
>>722955
>what's this all about, then
No.722957
File: 1452060197016.jpg (155.82 KB, 845x475, 169:95, 611a6f746f5a433f9037b37b76….jpg)
>>722952
Assassin!
>Super worried.
What happen!?
>Runs over to your side.
No.722958
>>722955
Eh?
>>722956
I can make it exist! With clay!
...Ah, but then it'd get dirty.
No.722959
>>722957
I went with Rider to procure some ice cream last night, he went a little... overboard with his Noble Phantasm and I was trampled underfoot.
Luckily Hyde's endurance saved me from quite the pathetic death.
I brought you some.
>it's pistachio
>and still frozen
A little bit of fixing had to be done so it wouldn't melt.
...Also I didn't know your favorite flavor, so I got you mine.
No.722960
>>722954
>He actually doesn't look bad.
>Maybe he can help me with Assassin.
>No I can't trouble him with this.
No they are not but why would you care what people think of you? I say you should wear what you're most comfortable wearing.
No.722961
>>722956
>something something robots
>scanning
>[scan complete]
>75% of necessary known chemicals exist in body
>possible alien hostile
>perusing recommended options
>>722958
>excessive mineral deposits
>[DANGER]
No.722962
>>722958
Forging one must not be so hard.
>>722961
Hello?
>it's impolite to stare, y'know
No.722963
>>722959
Ah, thank yo- that's not important right now! I need to attend to your wounds.
>Holds out my hand.
>Magic book get.
>Flips through the pages while mumbling. Healing. Healing. Healing.
No.722964
>>722960
We're not supposed to attract attention of normal people, it's an unspoken rule so we don't get too many innocents hurt when we fight.
We're not fighting, but it's still a thing.
>>722961
>Presence Detection
A woman of metal?
>>722962
It's not, but the phone doesn't work so good when it's dirty.
No.722965
>>722963
I-I'll be fine, Master. Just being in your presence helps.
I'm running low on my healing serum... I'll have to beg Semiramis for assistance.
No.722966
>>722962
>who's staring
>I got me a blindfold, nigga
Greetings.
You are in violation of the Grand Republic of Zeon's organic phosphorus quota, rendering you a nonhuman and an enemies in the eye of the law.
>
Your dress taste could use some work too.
>>722964
YoRHa No.2 Type B.
2B works.
No.722967
File: 1452060924383.jpg (148.63 KB, 1024x1095, 1024:1095, Look at those babies whirr….jpg)
>>722964
Hmmm...perhaps you can buy a casing for it.
>>722966
>scanners are basically computer eyes
I just got here and I'm already an enemy of the law--
Wait what what's wrong with my outfit?
No.722968
>>722966
I'm Enkidu, hello 2B!
>>722967
I'll ask Gilgamesh when I go home.
>blink
I like your outfit, it reminds me of the distant past. Everyone dressed like you.
Better days, they were.
>c:
No.722969
>>722964
Do ever believe the servants will start fighting again? Yesterday I saw three lancers fighting each other. It was an amazing fight but it makes me worry.
>>722965
>Stares into your eyes.
Are you lying to me?
>Stops on a page that shows what's required to preform great radiance.
>Ugh it's hidden in riddles.
>Patchouli why must you do this to me.
No.722970
>>722969
Of course not.
>holding up a nearly empty vial
>the very bottom has a vibrant azure liquid
This is all I have left of my restructuring serum.
I'm certain if I swallow what little pride I have and grovel, she'll help.
No.722971
>>722967
What isn't wrong with that outfit.
>realigning learning computer
Zeon has embarked on a new clandestine effort at cleansing the grandfatherland.
I tell you this in order with Zeon's Overbearing Manifest Doctrine. All tears shed will be duly harvested and sent back to the moon.
>>722968
>Enkidu
>searching
Fallacious. Enkidu is a fictitious being originating in the earliest work of fiction, that of the Babylonian creation myth.
It isn't cute.
No.722972
>floats down from the sky
>thank you, glider cape
No.722973
>>722968
I'm not saying everybody should dress like this, but I don't see what's wrong with it.
At least somebody here has some actual taste.
>>722971
>WOOOOOOOOW
>pouting
Well I like it.
Geez, that sounds pretty horrible. Almost anything involving the word cleansing is never a good thing.
>>722972
>that's a big cape
No.722974
>>722970
You know if you just come with me back to the mansion you would be able to brew more serum. We have a garden in the back.
>Takes the ice cream from your hand.
>Ice cream get.
Thank you.
No.722975
>>722969
Lancer's teacher was killing the other Servants. So she had to die.
>
It turns out she wasn't really a Servant, but the original being. So it won't feed the Beast.
>>722971
But I'm standing right here.
And it's very cute.
>>722973
>:3c
It was just the fashion sense of the women of Uruk.
No.722976
File: 1452061483712.png (247.53 KB, 823x872, 823:872, Coming to cut off your fac….png)
No.722977
>>722974
Do you grow wolfsbane? I'll need some of your, or another vampire's blood, hair of a werewolf, and a few other ingredients.
No.722978
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>>722972
>moon
>MOON
>>722973
Irrelevant. Incorrect feelings are determined as inoffensive to Zeon's goal.
>headtilt
Based on your physical chemistry, I can surmise your parents must have been a normal non-Newtype and a disgusting rutting alien beast.
I would feel sorry for you if pity was a program of mine.
>>722975
Chairman Aznable decides otherwise.
No.722979
>>722975
They had some excellent taste in clothing.
Almost everyone I knew back in my realm dressed similarly. Even in some other realms men dressed like this. Or at least as little as this.
>looking at you Shao Kahn
>>722976
>uh oh
>moonman your big cape just got caught on one of the fanblades
>>722978
>cold bitch
No, my parents were of an Edenian lineage.
King Jerrod and Queen Sindel.
You have no need to feel sorry for me, I'm proud of my past.
No.722980
>>722976
>He's back from the dead.
>What a horrible friend playing with my feelings.
Hello.
>>722977
Describe what wolfbane looks like and the other ingredients we have. There is a werewolf that lurks in the forest. Don't kill her.
>>722975
That's a shame. I wish I could of talked to her and find out her reason why, and maybe convince her to stop.
No.722981
>>722978
>counter-headtilt
Who?
>>722979
I like tunics. They're comfy and easy to wear!
>they also make it insanely hard to tell if Enk's a boy or a girl
>>722980
She wanted to die. That's all.
No.722983
>>722980
I only need the extract of wolfsbane.
>guh
I will compile a list.
No.722984
>>722978
>yep
>that's a Moonman alright
>>722979
>riiiip
Oh, god damn it.
>>722980
Hey, Sakuya. ...Sorry about what happened yesterday.
No.722985
>>722979
>
Someone has to.
>commandeering necessary satellites
>running piggyback database search
Edenia and its monarchy aren't among any recognized Terran occurrences. Lying to an enforcer is the least of your worries.
>>722981
Exactly.
>>722984
>100% human recognized
>already sporting Newtype and Zeon propaganda
>perfect
No.722986
>>722981
>You're upsetting Sakuya
>I look a bit sad when I here that
Oh.... I see. I just hope she lived a happy life.
>>722983
I'll try to obtain everything on that list.
>>722984
You know.... it hurts to watch another close friend die. It reminds me how powerless I was to stop him that time. Please, for my sake try to avoid dying again.
No.722987
>>722985
>Grail what is she on about
>
>oh okay
I can't let you or your Aznable hurt this planet.
>>722986
>truth's the truth
>bitter pill.mp3
No. No she didn't.
No.722988
No.722989
>>722981
I like to feel more free.
Hence why I don't like pants.
Too restrictive, especially in movement.
>>722984
Wha--
Oh. Oh no!
I'm sorry, I probably should've put these away!
>>722985
Edenia is not of this realm.
I'm not lying.
No.722990
>>722982
>oh
>>722986
I'm not sure that's possible without harming yourself grievously. Wolfsbane is especially toxic to things like you.
No.722991
>>722987
Inconceivable.
I will repair to the motherland at once.
>sarcasm.exe running smoothly
>>722989
A realm is defined as a a community or territory over which a sovereign rules, commonly used to denote kingdoms or the like.
Your connotation is logically unsound. Try again.
No.722992
>>722985
>'scuse you
>I just wear this to look cool
>eavesdropping mode: go
Enforcer, huh. Things usually don't go well when the long arm of the law tries to touch this place.
>>722986
Trust me, it won't happen again.
>smiles
At least I'm okay now, right?
>>722989
>sighs
It's fine. This cape usually winds up with a bunch of bullet holes in it sooner or later.
No.722993
>>722990
That doesn't frighten me. I just simply want to help you as much as I can. I would like to repay you for helping me.
>>722987
That's really sad.
No.722994
>>722989
Pants are optional!
You're pretty like Jade is too.
>>722991
I don't want to fight but I'll repel space invaders.
This Earth is under Gilgamesh and I's protection.
No.722995
>>722990
>first day off in months
>I just wanted to lie in front of the fireplace what is this
No.722996
>>722993
You don't understand.
You are my Master. I am your Servant. If you were to die or get hurt, it would impact me negatively.
Please, don't overextend, for both our sakes.
>>722995
>it looks like a fuckboy
>who smells like wuff
>and probably dried blood
No.722997
>>722992
Yea..... did you happen to see a red haired girl in heaven, or did you end up on the opposite road?
No.722998
>>722991
Alright, alright. Maybe it's not a realm specifically it's another...dimension? That the word isn't it...
>>722994
Thank you, it comes with the territory.
>>722992
No, I shouldn't have had these out. There's no use for them right now.
No.722999
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>>722992
>hwat
>encountering logic error
>tentative diagnostic network_spider engage
Thirty years in the cubes, creep.
>[ERROR]
>>722994
>
>
Your chemical makeup is synonymous with clay.
Clay will not be protecting this entire traitorous planet.
>>722998
Irrelevant. Zeon is only concerned with Sector 2814 of this dimension.
Are they as tacky there as you are?
No.723000
>>722996
>I had enough of that with that cat, thanks
>...
>[mild interest]
No.723001
>>722998
Gil and I love to travel, we'll visit Edenia one day to see its splendor for ourselves!
>>722999
Machines can underestimate?
No.723002
>>722996
I know I am your master but I just feel wrong if I just sit around doing nothing.
No.723003
File: 1452063406826.jpg (117.91 KB, 593x900, 593:900, AND I'M FREE, FREE FALLIN'.jpg)
>>722997
>shakes his head
Don't think I saw anyone like that. Why do you ask?
>>722998
To be fair, fights break out here a lot.
>>722999
I can't tell if you're threatening me or trying to do a Robocop impression.
No.723004
>>723000
>that
>is a very large man
Yes?
>wait
>wait
>sniff
Ah... you're a lycanthrope.
>>723002
You can help me gather ingredients, but leave the poisons to me, please. My years of experimentation have left me somewhat resilient.
No.723005
File: 1452063557595.jpg (107.95 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, She never had green eyes ;….jpg)
>>722999
Better to be tacky than to dress like whatever that is.
>>723001
According to Jade it's not as wonderful as it once was.
>>723003
Yes but for once I did not come here to fight.
No.723006
>>723001
No.
>>723003
Incorrect, the impression and quote originate with Judge Dredd.
You filthy casual.
No.723007
>>723003
>Sighs.
That's personal.
>>723004
Very well.
>Smiles.
Also, if you'll need a place to set up a lab you can use Patchouli's room. It would be located in the center of the library. Do you like reading?
No.723009
>>723005
Maybe we can help fix it.
>>723006
>hair lance get
I will protect this world.
No.723010
File: 1452063785234.png (239.12 KB, 372x553, 372:553, tumblr_nwq6x4gJ8H1uhhaveo1….png)
>>723007
Yes! Yes I do-
>>723008
>that's
>moderately terrifying
>
No.723011
>>723005
Then why bring weapons at all?
>>723006
Not even five minutes and you're already throwing insults around. This should be fun.
>>723007
>shrugs
You don't have to tell me, I just thought I'd ask.
No.723012
>>723005
Tu quoque presented. Fallacies have been resorted to.
This argument is over.
>dunking motion
Swish.
>>723009
The Red Comet's glory is at hand, long live Quat-
>[incoming broadcast]
...
...
Yes sir.
>guh
Talks are back on.
No.723016
>>723009
Someone I know is helping with that.
Surprisingly.
>>723011
Just in case.
And they're very useful for when i get hot.
>>723012
>unfamiliar with the concept of dunking
What was that that you just did?
No.723017
>>723012
>
So I'm not punching you across the continent?
>>723016
Yay!
No.723018
>>723008
>I smell a vampire.
>Nazzzzzzziiiiiii
>>723010
>Takes out a photo from my blouse and holds it out for you to see.
Then you'll love the library.
>>723011
Thank you for understanding. I would of never guessed shooting you with special kind of bullets can kill you.
No.723019
>>723016
Made Steph Curry look like a bitch.
>>723017
Unfortunately.
>[intangibility matrix]
>zip
No.723020
>>723015
>why are we making faces
I'd hate to bother you, but could you part with some of your hair?
>>723018
>mentally salivating
I think I'm in love.
No.723021
>>723016
Don't see that happening when you're wearing an outfit like that.
>>723018
It wasn't the bullets. It was the fact that Khonshu got hit instead of me.
No.723022
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>>723017
He's Shao Kahn. The man who deceived me my whole life. I don't trust him...
But apparently he's been doing a good job. Not sure how, though...
>>723019
Who--
Looks like I'm not getting an answer.
>>723021
You'd be surprised.
I imagine wearing a suit like that along with that cape must get excruciating.
No.723023
>>723022
>
The Grail doesn't know who that is. So I don't know who that is.
No.723024
>>723018
>excuse the fuck out of you
>>723020
...?
No.723025
>>723022
Not really. I usually wear this when the sun isn't out.
No.723026
>>723023
A tyrant and a dictator! A person who oppressed Edenia for years and only now rights his wrongs because it's his only chance to prevent the wrath of the Elder Gods falling down upon him!
He's a monster and--
Oops, I almost went on a rant there.
>>723025
But why?
No.723027
>>723021
Oh? So you die if the bird gets hit with anything lethal. That's actually really handy.
>>723020
>Smiles because he reminds me of a male version of Patchouli.
>Slips the picture back into her blouse.
All the books there are from different realms each with their own languages. Oh, if you happen to find any books that have a lock on them please leave them be. Those are dangerous books that have random effects once read. One time I open one of them and the book itself had a mind of it's own, and possessed me. It was not fun.
No.723028
>>723026
Because night-time is when all the criminals show up.
>>723027
Yeah, but he has to want to show up. He could hide inside of my head all day and we'd both be fine.
>
"Handy?" You're not trying to kill me, are you?
No.723029
>>723024
I require werewolf hair for a healing serum.
>
I can also understand your confusion.
>>723027
Tempting forbidden knowledge...
>ahem
R-right.
No.723030
>>723026
Oh, so he's like Gilgamesh.
>blink
All he needs is a friend then, someone who can understand him.
No.723032
>>723028
Oh...so you're one of those crime fighters.
>>723030
Friend? That man shall have no friends!
It's always him, him, him.
Oddly enough, I do hear he seems to treat the creations of his as legitimate children...like a clone of mine.
No.723033
>>723028
If I ever had to stop you from doing something and it lead into us fighting, then if it came down to us having to kill each other, even though I would probably cry, I will not hesitate.
>>723029
Repeat after me.
I, Assassin, solemnly swear not to open any of the forbidden books that are held inside the Great Library.
No.723034
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>>723031
It was presumptuous to ask, I apologize.
>
>no, bad Hyde
>>723033
...gkkt...
>ahem
I, Assassin, solemnly swear not to open any of the forbidden books that are held inside the Great Library.
No.723035
File: 1452065869029.jpg (296.72 KB, 800x677, 800:677, 57e719bfafdf203f67bf19857a….jpg)
>>723034
Good, now I have nothing to fear.
No.723036
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>>723032
Then you doom him to his fate as a tyrant.
Trust me. I lived this type of life.
No.723037
>>723034
...
>pinches a hair out
>sniff sniff
>rr
>gone
No.723038
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>>723032
Yeah, but I'm a little different from most of the others.
>>723033
...Let's hope it never comes to that.
No.723039
>>723036
>No.
>Conscience don't feel bad for Shao Kahn.
>He's a dick.
...
>Ugh.
Then I'll give him a chance.
>>723038
Lemme guess, you murder them brutally?
No.723040
>>723035
>Nothing but me.
>tries to smile reassuringly
>failing
Nothing at all.
>>723037
>wince
What an ironic turn of fate.
No.723041
>>723039
That's all we can ask for.
No.723042
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>fucking fuck
>where the hell is that Lancer
No.723043
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>>723042
>racking up the world's largest bar tab
This might be a bad time, but I don't think either of us can foot this bill, dude.
No.723044
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Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil be done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
The mate was fixed by the bos'n's pike
The bos'n' brained with a markin spike
And Cookey's throat was marked belike
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
No.723045
>>723039
>chuckles
Well, it's not always brutal. Still don't have all the hang-ups about killing that other vigilantes do.
>>723042
>I dunno
>you should probably keep that guy on a leash
No.723046
>>723041
I guess if I'm giving my si-- clone a chance, then I might as well Kahn if I'm just handing out forgiveness.
>>723045
Almost everyone I know has no hang ups about it.
It's pretty much mandatory.
No.723047
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>>723043
I...
>hic
Just put it on m-
>hic
How muchshh are we down by...
No.723048
>>723047
Everything.
>
Why're we still here, bro. Just to suffer?
>there's dozens of empty ciggie cartons behind him
No.723050
>>723048
>checking the wallet
Ahhh shit.
>slumps onto the bar
I'm not sure...
>ringring goes the phone for the gorillionth time
Fucking hell...
Where do we even go from here.
No.723051
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>>723049
You look like shit.
>
Hair of the dog, eh? Fuckin' A.
No.723052
>>723038
It will happen one day.
>>723040
>Notices you fail to smile.
>Thinks for a second.
I actually don't fear your berserker side. If you need to know I actually think he looks adorable with his red eyes, and he reminds me of Flandre.
No.723053
>>723050
Why is no one picking up?
No.723054
>>723044
Huh. You're actually in a good mood for once.
>>723046
>nod
Guessing where you're from, it's kill or be killed.
>>723049
>we drinkin'?
>
>yeah, we drinkin'
>>723052
Yeah, but if we're lucky, it won't be anytime soon.
No.723055
>>723050
>holding Bolg Alternative
One of us has to carry this. Be Teach.
>
You're the older one, you do it.
No.723056
>>723054
No, even Earthrealmers I know are more than willing to kill. In brutal, brutal ways.
No.723057
>>723051
Fuckin'...
>downs that shit
Went to recover Tweedle-Dee after you blew Birdbrain open.
Saw Fryface down at Death's. She told me I'd make a good hero.
Fuck's sake, didn't need that weight.
Didn't need it...
>>723054
>we heavy drinkan
No.723058
>>723054
I would at least like to have one drink with you and you still have yet to give me your answer about the mansion.
No.723059
>>723052
You're too kind, Master.
No.723060
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>>723055
>just two dudes carrying a spear in a bar
>hesitantly holding a hand out
Are you sure about this?
No.723061
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>>723054
Huh. I don't wanna pop your fuckin' head clean off for once.
>glug
You got a tequila worm in a fuckin' beer, dude.
>>723057
>thankfully too drunk
>what the fuck is this seriousness shit
Yeah? Mazeltov, or whatever.
So get good and fucked up, forget it in the morning.
No.723062
>>723060
>nothing wrong with that
I don't want it. We can't just throw it away. You got more under your belt'n me.
>goddammit don't cry
>bitchtears: on the verge
No.723063
>>723062
>grabs it
Alright then. Don't break down now, our night's not over.
>teary grin
>thumbs at the barkeep
We leg on three, two..
>bolts out
No.723064
>>723056
Some of us are pretty violent, not gonna lie.
>>723057
>w-woo
Thanks again for bailing me out.
>>723058
I don't know how I'd feel about living in your mansion. I've already got plenty of homes across the world.
>That you almost never use.
...Still.
>>723061
I'm aware. 'Least the alcohol's stopping us from wanting to get in a firefight.
No.723065
>>723061
>thank fuck
>chug
What need for the shepherd when the wolves have all gone?
>>723064
What're friends for or some shit.
>chug
No.723067
>>723064
Oh I know. That Scorpion especially needs to get some therapy or something of that matter.
No.723068
>>723064
That's a shame. I'll I have to find someone else who I trust to fulfil Remilia's wish.
>>723059
I am not that kind. I am quite selfish a lot.
No.723069
>>723064
Sounds like you're drinkin' fuckin' pisswater over there, then.
That why ya wear that stupid thing? Drink so many weenie drinks, probably isn't a single hair on your goddamn chest.
>>723065
>griiin
Thing about wolves is they travel in packs, and they ain't pussies afraid of some asshole with a stick.
No.723070
>>723068
As we all are sometimes.
No.723071
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>>723065
Guess I should stop talking and start chugging, huh.
>>723067
I'm pretty sure he works out his anger issues by... cooking.
>shrugs
I'm not going to question it.
>>723068
What exactly was her wish, if you don't mind me asking?
>>723069
I don't drink on a regular basis.
No.723072
>>723069
Yeah, this asshole's stick explodes. Pretty sure they're fuckin' lickin' the ground in fear.
>>723071
Last night was fuckin' great. I'm celebrating.
>he doesn't sound too happy
>fuggin Bala
No.723073
>walking in, spear in hand
That was fu-
>clonk
...
>clonk
No.723074
>>723071
You know him too? So others I know are here besides Jade and Mileena. Not sure how to feel on that...
No.723075
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No.723076
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>>723071
Fuck if that don't explain it.
>>723072
Eh? The fuck're the sheep, then?
>guh
What's with the mug, only a dipshit is sad with booze around.
No.723077
>>723075
Oh Captain, my Captain.
>drink that shit
>>723076
It's a depressant Rev.
No.723079
>>723072
...Right. Celebrating.
>>723074
This place attracts all kinds of people. Just be happy there are familiar faces around.
>>723076
You're never going to get off my ass, are you.
>siiiip
No.723080
>>723074
Sorry for incinerating your boyfriend.
>still trying to get through the door
>this spear is too big
No.723081
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>>723077
S'like sayin' you can't do so much coke you wind up in a fuckin' coma.
>shrug
Whatever, I ain't a psychologist.
>>723079
Lucky it ain't the other way, fuckhead.
>chugging
>Revy slow down
No.723082
>>723071
Her wish was for me to live the rest of my life as a vampire and to be swallowed by the darkness, and to find someone that I trust to take over the Scarlet Manor.
>>723070
More than others.
>Places my hands on your cheek, my hands were freezing cold.
You're warm.
No.723083
>>723079
Yes, I suppose I should be glad.
I'm even getting along with Mileena now.
Which is weird.
>>723080
With how he was acting, I can't say you didn't have reason to.
I'm just surprised he died considering...he already already dead. Double dead now I guess.
No.723084
>>723078
>what the fuuuuuuuck
>looking at the bottle
...fuckin' spiked my drink.
>>723079
>wobble
>that's not a good sign
>>723081
Blow me.
>drinking contest go
No.723085
>>723082
E-err... yes, I suppose I am.
No.723086
>>723083
That makes sense. I was born twice.
Was it really ok to judge that Cage man? He seemed nice, even if he punched people in the genitals.
No.723087
>>723081
Luck ain't got nothing to do with it.
>>723082
So... you'd want me to take over the mansion?
>>723083
'Least nobody here's tried to kill you yet.
>>723084
>no it isn't
Jay, how much have you had so far?
No.723089
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>>723085
My apologies, I was simply curious if you had any body temperature.
>Brings my hands back to my side.
>>723087
Yes.
No.723090
>>723086
This isn't the first time, he'll be fine.
>flaaaaashback
>HEY KITANA, CAN I SEE YOUR BOWLING BALLS?
>What bowling balls, Johnn--
>Theeeeeeese bowling balls, babe. Wanna compare 'im to my pin? Maybe let your bowling balls knock into my pin, eh? OHHHHHHH
He'll be fine.
>>723087
Yeah, yet.
It's inevitable if you keep bringing it up.
No.723091
>>723087
>holds his hand out
>five bottles
>>723088
>someone stop them
No.723092
>>723090
>Discernment of the Poor
He's not exactly wrong.
>uh
Did you see a large man with dragon wings come out with us.
No.723093
>>723089
Spiritual energy has warmth, yes.
No.723094
>>723088
>blink
>blink
This isn't going to end well for either of you.
>>723089
Not sure if I could do that and be a hero. 'Sides, I wouldn't want you to have to be "swallowed by darkness" either.
>>723090
Good point. I should probably stop.
>>723091
>whoa there pardner
Maybe you should slow down.
No.723097
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>>723092
He's died like five times, so don't worry.
And no, I don't think so.
>>723094
Too late, now it's gotta happen.
>>723096
>oh elder gods what
No.723098
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>>723091
>wobble
Oi.
>click
Russian Roulette.
>>723094
End well for your mom!
No.723099
>>723098
With a semi-auto? I ain't that fuckin' drunk.
>assassin sensibilities only mildly dulled
>revolver go
>>723095
What
>>723094
Yeah, yeah fine...
No.723100
>>723096
>
>wait a sec r u tryna trick me again
I liked the blue and green better.
>>723097
Five times?
I hear people give cards at sandwich shops that you can use to redeem a free sandwich after you've bought 10 or so.
>
I forgot where I was going with that.
No.723101
>>723094
That's not going to happen. Once I've completed my tasks and secure assassin a future then I plan to die. My has already been swallowed by darkness and I have someone waiting for me.
>>723093
I want your honest opinion. What do you think of me?
No.723102
>>723097
>Houston, we have a problem
>>723100
...
>Balmung glowing
>uh oh
No.723103
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>>723099
I don't think that's a good idea.
No.723104
>>723101
You're far too kind to me, though you put yourself unnecessarily in harm's way.
You're not a bad person.
>
What was that about dying and my future? You know if that happens, I'll go too.
No.723105
>>723096
>slidewhistle
What's that, Lassie? Timmy fell down the well again?
Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
No.723106
>>723102
>oh
>well it's a good thing I'm fucking invincible-
>wait a minute
This isn't how hero warriors do.
>head shake
No.723107
>>723097
>chuckles
Whoops. My bad.
>>723098
My mom died when I was in grade school, thanks.
>siiip
>>723099
Just looking out. Wouldn't want to wake up with dicks drawn on your face, would you?
>>723101
...I see. Hopefully you'll find who you're looking for on the other side.
No.723108
>>723100
I was about to ask what was with the sandwich thing. It made me hungry at least.
>>723102
>I can see that
>>723107
I'll be fine.
No.723109
>>723099
>nabs it
Eenie meenie minie mo
Catch a tiger by the toe
>click
Ha!
>>723107
Boo fuckin' hoo.
No.723110
>>723105
...
>[destroy]
>>723106
>[screaming internally]
I know.
Balmung.
>glow
No.723111
>>723109
If'e hollers let'im go.
>click
Your go.
>>723107
'll be okay... Bats trained me to resist toxins.
>>723103
Know what else ain't? Tellin' me what to do.
No.723112
>>723108
Siegfried and I can make sandwiches.
>
I'm going to have to beat him up first.
>>723110
Vijaya.
>puuuull
No.723113
>>723104
That's why I want to find a way to keep you here. I may have to transfer you to another master if it comes down to it. I hope you can forgive me. I would not want you're story to end just because of my selfishness.
>>723107
>Looks at the ring on my finger before smiling.
>Remember me.
I know I will find her.
No.723114
>>723110
That's right, precious. Destroy.
>peeks over
Whoa whoa whoa, hold the phone.
Have you been getting into fights with the kids at school again, Beaver? Ward! Have a talk with him!
>cackling
>>723112
Naughty boys don't get fudge.
>glow
By this Command Seal, I order the Servant Karna to disarm himself.
No.723115
>>723112
Fafnir.
>overcharge: yes
>>723114
>NOT MUH FRIEND
>resisting the command to fight Karna
...
No.723116
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>>723113
I don't understand.
No.723117
>>723109
You're the one who brought her up. 'Sides, I've got bigger sob stories than that.
>>723111
Well, that makes me feel better.
>watchan the Russian Roulette go down
>>723113
Good. I'd rather not see you go, but if that'll make you happy, then I won't complain.
No.723118
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>>723114
>twitch
>Magic Resistance C aaaaa
...
>Vijaya dispelled
Gandiva.
>aim
>fire
>>723115
On second thought, maybe the black isn't so bad.
>can't resist no mo
>bows lost
No.723119
>>723112
No worries, I'll get my own.
>vanishes in blue smoke
No.723120
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>>723111
I am worried.
>>723116
I don't want you to disappear.
>>723117
Why is that?
No.723121
>>723115
>:3c
>Dragon
>Witch
>EX
Gray skies are gonna clear up~
Put on a happy fa-
>>723118
>!
>thank god for magic misdirection amirite
Whoa there, cowboy! Siggy, sic 'im!
No.723122
>>723118
>friend
>friend help
...
>>723121
>Balmung raised
>IMMA DO IT
>BUT I DON'T WANNA-
No.723123
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>>723111
My mom said to pick the very best one
And
You
Are
>click
It.
>>723117
I'm drunk.
No.723124
>>723122
By my command spell, Saber, go to sleep and return home.
No.723125
>>723117
Right? Ain't a dumbass like people say.
>>723120
So don't be.
>>723123
That right.
>BANG
No.723126
>>723119
I hope she gets her sandwich.
>>723121
You're a strange woman.
And a poor imitation of our Ruler.
...Actually, the only thing you got wrong was the hair, but-
>guh
>>723122
>I know, bro
The ultimate weapon that scourges evil.
Brahmastra.
>
No.723127
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>>723122
>>723124
Whoa! Hey! Foul, I call foul!
>tossing red flags everywhere
>blows a whistle
Offense, 5 yard penalty, and messy death!
>>723126
>aaaaa
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.723128
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>>723120
I've lost a lot of friends being Moon Knight. I don't want to lose another one, but I'm not going to stop you from doing what makes you happy.
>>723123
I can see that.
>>723125
Who cares what other p- annnd he's dead.
No.723129
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>>723124
>sleep tight, Siggy
>>723126
>BEAMU'd
>wow he didn't wake up but that left a scorchmark
>and unblackened
>voip
>>723127
>eat it
No.723130
>>723125
>
Chump.
>he was telling the truth about the dying thing, right
>>723128
So when's he get up.
No.723131
>>723127
So that's a Ruler class...
>
Bitch.
>>723126
You left a huge mess in my kitchen.
No.723132
>>723127
...
...
...
>oh
Not evil...
>>723129
>das my fraynd
>>723131
Sorry, Jinak-
>um
Is he ok?
No.723133
>>723128
>five minutes later
>bullet ejected from his temple
Remind me to pack light. Now I got a fuckin' killer migraine and I'm gonna have a hangover.
>>723130
Well, I'm gonna have the world's worst headache for a night.
Wasn't fuckin' worth it.
No.723134
>>723131
>what's that tickling sensation
Whaaaaaaaaaaat, you didn't think you'd finish this game without fighting this gorgeous thing, did you?
And I mean a real fight, that was some scripted QTE shit.
>griiiiiiin
I'm the hardest boss, you know!
>points up
>HP bar flickers briefly
>well over 100k
>OH THE HUMANITY
>>723132
That's riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
Say, I think we got off on the wrong foot.
>hand up
Forgive me?
>'nother Seal go
No.723135
>>723132
That armor of his is tough. He'll be fine.
Karna, right. You're a cutie too.
>>723134
>
Shut. Up.
I tamed two dragons already. Guess I just have to muzzle you too.
>THIGHS
>OF
>HEAVEN
No.723136
>>723130
Usually doesn't take him more than a few minutes.
>>723133
Wait, you actually get headaches when you come back?
No.723137
>>723133
>rifling through his wallet
Says you.
>
NRA? Who actually bothers to join these chucklefucks?
>>723136
>picks up the spent boolet
Spooky.
No.723138
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>>723134
>
>um
>
I'm already disarmed though.
>>723135
>it's literally the same as last time
>almost
Thank you, I'm glad he has someone caring as his master.
>
Can you maybe...
>nods at his arms
No.723139
>>723137
S'an alias, ya dip.
I've been legally dead since '88 remember?
>>723136
I just put a .50 bullet in my head, dude. Whaddo you think?
No.723140
>>723137
You'll get used to seeing us rise from the dead eventually.
>>723139
I thought your dip in the Lazarus Pit would've made headaches a non-issue.
>shrugs
You learn something new every day.
No.723141
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>>723135
>ehwot
Missed me, missed me.
Now you gotta kiss me.
>slurp
>>723138
>
>fucking
No.723142
>>723139
88...
>counting on her fingers
Hot shit, you're a fuckin' old man!
>Revy that's not how you do math
>>723140
What's it feel like?
No.723143
>>723138
In a second. I have a lesson to teach.
>>723141
>
Dirty dirty saint.
>leglock
Eat up.
>squeeze
No.723144
>>723142
I'm twenty-fuckin'-seven, Rev. 1988?
>>723140
You're the one who turns pain receptors off.
No.723145
>>723141
>>723143
This is really uncomfortable.
>closes his eyes
>...
>zzz
No.723146
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>>723143
>muffled
I just feel like the luckiest girl alive, right now.
I mean, what's revenging myself on France when I could be right here?
Life, am I right?
>digs in
>honk honk
No.723147
>>723142
It's like waking up from a long nap. But with more rigor mortis.
>>723144
...You mean you can't do that?
No.723148
>>723145
>
Ah, crap.
>>723146
You are literally the worst and that's-
>oh
>oh
Tell my loli sis that Saber likes me better~.
No.723149
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>>723144
>woozy
Older'n me. The fuck you want.
>>723147
Fuckin' poetic, and useless as all shit.
No.723150
>>723147
Not like you can.
>>723149
Backrub, kill some more fuckers. Guy stuff, y'know?
No.723151
>>723148
>mmm
...Oh shoot! That's what I was supposed to tell you!
Time flies when you're having fun, right?
>
She's gunnin' for you, babydoll. And hooo-eeee is she hugely pissed off.
No.723152
>>723151
I know. And I'm ready.
>
I didn't tell you to stop.
>mash
Get in there, Ruler.
No.723153
>>723149
How is being able to cheat death useless?
>>723150
Oh.
>
Y'know, there's a possibility that Khonshu's been doing fuck all this whole time. Other than bringing me back, anyway.
No.723154
>>723150
I don't do backrubs.
>spits
>>723153
Great listening skills, genius.
Take shit for granted, it loses its luster.
Show, tell, whatever.
>reaching for another drink
No.723155
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>>723152
>smch
You say just the nicest things~
>dragon tongue deployed
>town: going to
No.723156
>>723155
>hory fug
>externally Kanno
>internally losing it
Yeah, well...
No.723157
>>723153
Really?
>>723154
So try. Or kill some fuckers.
No.723158
>>723154
That's what everyone keeps saying, but it hasn't gotten old for me so far.
>>723157
Yeah. Turns out all the "powers" I have were achieved by other people just through training.
No.723159
>>723156
Fuckers, huh.
>looking around
>
Hold off, I wanna see where this goes.
>>723158
>just shakes her head
No.723160
>>723158
Pfft. Really?
>>723159
Works for me.
>rubbing his head
No.723161
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>>723156
>extracts just in time
>tease: A+
What'sa matter, cat got your tongue?
It could, if you really wanted to~
>guhuhuhuhuh
Ad Victorum Ire Spoila, eh? Fair's fair, this once.
No.723162
>>723159
Yep. That's the reaction most people have.
>>723160
Yeah. So I'm taking pages from even more people's playbooks. Whatever gets the job done, I guess.
No.723163
>>723161
>gleam~
I don't think you get it. I'm not stuck here with you... you're stuck here with me.
>pushan buttons on her phone
>it's time for lewdimus maximus
>receptor stimulation: active
>touch
No.723164
>I am so confused right now
BIIIIIRTH...DAAAAY?
No.723165
>>723160
>tosses a can at his head
Ha!
>it's also pleasantly cold
>>723162
You actually got a job, don't you.
No.723166
>>723162
Whatever. Deadpool will always be comic sloppy seconds.
>>723165
>fucking REVY
>rubrub-oooh
No.723167
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>>723163
>waitwha-
>shudders
Ooooo it's like gettin' burned at the stake again!
>grabs the glutes of heaven
>forcefully sticks her face back in
No.723168
>>723167
>pinch a nip
>and an armpit
>sensation levels: high
Mmph...
No.723169
>>723164
Who let the short bus in here?
>>723166
>
No.723170
>>723165
>gestures to his costume
You're looking at it. I'm a multi-millionaire, what do I need a dayjob for?
>>723166
Hey, at least he knows that.
>
...I think. Hard to read that guy.
No.723171
>>723168
>anything but the armpits
>
>
>
>!
...huuuuhuhuhuh.
No.723172
No.723173
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>>723169
Swear to fuck...
>puts the can on his head
>>723170
He's literally insane.
No.723174
No.723175
>>723171
So you're a corrupt saint, right.
Pray for release.
>flips around for access to the rest of Alter
I just might grant it.
No.723176
No.723177
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>>723170
Oh I'm killing your ass last for sure now.
>>723173
>snorts
>and falls out of her chair
>out
>cold
No.723178
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>>723175
>hips wiggling
Have you heard the good word? God's a vehicle of punishment, not love.
If He's even there at all, then I'm looking forward to one doozie of a bruising.
No.723179
>>723178
>
>this chick
>slap to the inner thighs
I said pray.
No.723180
No.723181
>>723173
So are we, according to some people.
>>723177
I'd feel threatened if you hadn't just knocked yourself out.
No.723182
>>723181
Let's get Rev outta here.
No.723183
No.723184
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>>723179
>yelp
Yes, yes! Make me a vacuum for his love! His sick, painful love!
>hands together
Our father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name...
No.723185
>>723184
You're one sick puppy.
>slap
No.723186
>>723182
>
>just kinda
>picks Revy up
>fireman's carry is a go
So, we headin' home?
No.723187
>>723185
>huff
Grant me the strength to bear this trial, grant me the righteousness to...
>eyes cross
And another thing, go fuck yourself, big man!
>stilted laughter
No.723188
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>>723186
Yeah. Home sounds good.
No.723189
No.723190
>>723187
Well, time to inspect my new Servant.
>plunge: taken
No.723191
No.723192
>>723190
>[heavy breathing]
>revenge leglock
I only belong to one Master, lady. And he's got a plan for all of us.
No.723193
No.723194
>>723192
>s h o c k e r
Yeah, you do. And she's checking you out.
Revoke your faith in that flatchested jealous loli. You can keep the ladyhateboner for the big guy.
>nibble
No.723195
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>>723194
>it might have just gotten unimaginably sticky down there
Ha...No deal, Howie...!
>gulp
She's just financing this little venture, but you have to admit the benefits are-
>!
No.723196
>>723188
Got that right. S'been a long day.
>strolls out
No.723197
>>723195
I wasn't asking you to. I'm telling you to.
>+1 finger
No.723198
No.723199
>>723197
Clever dick!
>aaaaa damn it Gilles you still made me virgin tight you shit
Ahuhu...maybe we can talk this over. Settle it out of court, eh?
>don't mind the big shadows closing in
No.723200
>>723199
>
Don't make me plug that puffy ass of yours. Call'em off.
No.723201
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>>723200
What kind of incentive is that?
>wiggle wiggle
This is great! I'll be ruined in the eyes of God, and I'll get to serve you back to Manaka.
No.723202
>>723201
Oh yeah, you're fucked up.
>does it anyways
Y'know when Manaka's done, you're dead too right.
Dumb bitch, you're being played.
No.723203
No.723204
>>723202
>eeeee
Ah, but that's the rub.
With the Beast out and about, what other recourse does God have than to come down and smite it himself most mightily?
Besides. You know France? I barely even had to do anything, it didn't even feel satisfying!
No.723205
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>>723204
So you're a bottom bitch.
>
Yeah that'll do. I'm just gonna take you for myself whether you like it or not.
>ram
Lesson from the King of Conquerors.
No.723206
>>723205
Ahuuu, you're more like her than you wanna realiz-
>!!
gkkkt
>Jeanne Alter's Dignity: RETIRED
No.723207
>>723206
>SHE HATES IT
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>extricates herself from the legs
...
>lap
Bittersweet.
How am I gonna get you home... you weigh too much.
No.723208
No.723209
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>>723207
>Jeanne seriously stop drooling get a hold of yourself
Home? Shucks, you were serious about that?
>guhuh
Howzat go...gotta catch 'em all?
>smek
Maybe you two can trade trophy shelf tips, eh?
No.723210
>>723209
I said what I meant and I meant what I said.
Muzzled Arthur and Siegfried. You're my new dragon bitch.
>
And I'm gonna work those virgin holes of yours.
No.723211
No.723212
>>723210
Hell, I hadn't even thought of it doing it this way!
I was just going around swearing revenge on France and torching cities, but this is way faster!
>lips licked
Tastier too.
Did you know it's a sin to lie to a saint?
No.723213
>>723212
Not a faithful one. Could care less.
Now get on your knees. I wanna see that heart-shaped ass of yours from this perspective.
No.723214
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>>723213
Well it looks like I know who wears the pants here. Neither of us!
>slides down
>perfect Georgia peach
Howzat?
>jiggle
No.723215
>>723214
>sheesh
>pinches her own paunch
>mildly jealous of Alter's superior figure
Guh... it's not fair.
>rrr
>couch: taken
>pats her lap
Desecration time.
No.723216
>>723215
You mean there's more?
>gleam
I should've just railed Gilles ages ago!
>skips over
>plop
No.723217
>>723216
Little temporary trick.
>I n c u b u s
>face: cupped
Give Master some sugar, slut.
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>>723217
>!
Oohoo...even she couldn't pull this off.
>tentacles tho
>focus on the events at hand, Jeanne
>grinding in anticipation
>mwah
No.723219
>>723218
Yeah?
>smek
This ain't even my best trick.
>plunge
No.723221
>>723219
>[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]
Show me more!
No.723224
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>>723221
>about to go to town
>and
>nope
>Tease: A+
Who're you loyal to, Ruler.
No.723225
>>723224
>grin
But I don't even know your name.
>boops her nose
Unless Master is fine too, eh?
No.723226
>>723225
Master's perfect.
>liplock
>reward time: yes