No.723227
>Meanwhile, after cleaning up
No.723229
>>723227
>Falls out of the rift.
Ow-
No.723230
>>723229
Weird, didn't think someone tailed me through there.
No.723231
>>723230
>(Huh? I don't remember following that kid? Was he another stray soul?)
I need to speak to the god of this place boy. Do you know where he is?
No.723232
>>723231
>cracks a fortune cookie open
"Man who talk of gods needs help."
Wow, Confucius got really passive-aggressive later in life.
>ahem
I'm just a kid, why're you askin' me? I don't even know who you are.
No.723233
>>723232
Many people seem to get bitter in their old age, I cannot understand why though.
I just thought that maybe you would know this place, but I guess not. I'm Decim, what about you?
No.723234
>>723233
I come here all the time, you gotta be specific. Lotta people call'emselves gods.
>Coke pulled out of Ness' backpack telekinetically
>gulp
'm Ness.
No.723235
>>723234
The deity of the afterlife then.
>is alarmed when he sees your telekinesis
That's a strange power. You seem to be very gifted.
No.723236
>>723235
Death doesn't show up a lot. She was around two days ago though.
Sounds like ya just missed out, mister.
>
Ain'tcha seen a psychic before?
No.723237
>>723236
Now and then but none with powers like yours.
That's a shame, my employer told me I needed to speak to her about doing some work experience here.
No.723238
>>723237
You're gonna be waiting a loooong time.
No.723239
>>723237
Another one lookin' for Big Sis? Not a lotta guys look forward to seein' Death herself.
No.723240
>>723238
>>723239
Well, I'm not exactly "alive" so to speak.
But since I am here. I might as well do some bar work
>he starts searching the place for anything he could use as a bar.
No.723241
>>723240
Yeah, welcome to the club, guy. Neither'm I.
No.723242
>>723240
Hope ya don't get on people's nerves, last weird new guy got chased out.
No.723243
>>723242
I hope I dont ethier. How could I pass judgements properly if I piss everyone off?
>>723241
What would you like to drink? For now it's free so go ahead.
>Starts calling someone
Oculus? It's Decim. I'm going to need a bar here. There's nothing wrong with bars, you like pool I like serving drinks, It's a matter of personal taste sir. Yes sir. Thank you sir.
No.723244
Oh, bother... bother bother bother.
What am I going to do about you, Master...
No.723245
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>>723243
"Pass judgements"? You some kinda reaper?
Big Sis's been pretty goddamn busy, 'bout time someone showed up.
No.723246
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>>723243
You sound like those guys from that academy Crona's from.
You know'im?
No.723247
>>723244
hmm? Another lost soul? What's wrong?
>>723245
Not exactly. I am an arbiter. If "Big sis" here is the one who leads people to the afterlife, then I am one of the people who judges where they will end up, be it Heaven or Hell.
>>723246
No, I'm afraid I don't know what you mean.
No.723248
>>723247
Dude. Big Sis is Death. As in, the concept given shape. She's the all-in-one package deal you're talkin' about here. Everyone else is just another lower rung on a ladder that leads to'er.
You're like a taxi, guy. And one that's super late if you didn't hear, Big G's dead, Lucifer's the new God, and Hell's empty.
Spooky, the shit that happens, innit?
No.723249
>>723247
O-oh, don't mind me. My Master is just having a bout of depression. I hope.
No.723250
>>723247
The, uh... what's it called again, DWMA?
No.723251
>>723250
Never heard of them.
>>723249
Oh. Let's hope he gets better.
>>723248
Not in the christian sense. let me just abandon any false promises with you. When the arbiters judge someone it is either you get reincarnated. Or you go into the void.
My job was to find out which you deserve.
No.723252
>>723251
You don't get it. Or maybe I'm not good at exposition. Whatever. When Big Sis shows up again, which is once in a blue moon, she'll straighten out the facts with you.
No.723253
>>723251
I've been meaning to do something for her, but I'm not sure what. Master doesn't talk much about herself beyond her dead friends.
No.723254
>>723251
That's just how it goes, I guess.
>playing Uno with himself and his friends via telepathy
No.723255
>>723252
She is a a god of the afterlife and death. Much like my employer. So for now that's all i need to know.
>He tries to smile, clearly still not used to it
But thank you for helping me out
>>723253
Who is your master?
>>723254
That i does boy. What was your name again?
No.723256
>>723255
She ain't a god. She's just "death". Ever hear of the "Endless"?
It'll help if you learn the ropes. Especially if Lucy shows up.
No.723257
>>723255
Her name is Sakuya Izayoi.
Who are you, sir?
No.723258
>>723255
Ness. N-E-S-S.
It's four letters, easy to remember.
No.723259
>>723256
Well I mean technically my employer isn't a god ethier.
No not really. Where I'm from all things have an end.
>>723257
A lovely name. Decim.
No.723260
>>723259
Jeez... talk about fresh-faced. I think that's enough explaining, my head's spinning.
This shit's way above my station.
No.723261
>>723259
I'll commit it to memory. I am doctor Henry Jekyll.
No.723262
>>723260
I was never good at exposition ethier sir.
But perhaps a drink will help?
>>723261
You seem fairly young to be a doctor. Please dont take that in a bad way, that wasn't intended.
No.723263
>>723262
Serum of youth. I was a rather old gent.
Ah... I'm also just a ghost now. That tends to cut the aging short.
No.723265
>>723262
Waaaaay ahead of you.
No.723266
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No.723267
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>>723266
>yeah, most people say that
>...oh I made myself sad again
>pulls a maggot from his nose
I'm getting noseplugs, this is fuckin' ridiculous...
No.723268
>>723267
It doesn't help that you do it every day, y'know.
No.723269
>>723263
Oh. That means I will have to judge you eventually.
The undead cannot stay that way forever, eventually they will just rot away no matter their form.
>>723265
>pours himself a glass.
Funny. I'm neither alive nor dead and yet I can still enjoy the taste of alcohol.
No.723270
>>723269
I do hope that doesn't mean you intend to intrude on the Holy Grail War. That'd be very bothersome, you see.
No.723271
>>723269
Don't see what that has to do at all with liking a drink.
Dead, alive, in between or not, doesn't really matter now does it?
No.723272
>>723270
The holy grail war?
>>723271
True. Sounds like you've lived a full life. I can respect that.
No.723273
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>>723268
>how does he remember
>immediately nervous
...kid, I die almost every day whether I want to or not. I dunno if you've noticed, but my hometown is fucked up.
No.723274
>>723273
This is why nobody new ever goes to South Park.
That reminds me though, I gotta beat up those aliens sooner or later.
>
Oh. I can read your mind, that's how.
No.723275
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>>723272
Okay, so you don't know the Endless. What about Batman, everybody knows Batman.
No.723276
>>723272
Ah... you don't know then. That explains it.
I'm assigned to my Master as part of a large ritual intended to deliver unto the winner of a battle royale one wish. That is the Holy Grail War.
Though, the parameters have changed, and the reward has turned into a penalty... instead of a wish, the result of killing the opposing spirits summoned will usher in the end of mankind.
So, there are a lot of us ghosts here who aren't fighting anymore.
I do hope you won't accidentally make things exponentially worse for us.
No.723277
>>723274
Nobody old wants to, either. Nobody fuckin' wants to be there. But I don't have money to cart my big brother and little sister around. So I've gotta wait.
>eight more years
>eight more fucking years
...oh. Well.
>...
Not used to this, hehe...
No.723278
>>723277
You'll be fine, it's a good thing nobody remembers. You know how they always freak out in the end?
What if they got used to it? They'd stop. It'd just be "oh, he's dead again."
That'd be even worse, because then they'd stop caring and just take it for granted.
No.723279
>>723275
What you mean the comics people talk about?
I'm afraid my experience with the living world is limited. I have never truly been alive , so how could I know?
There was one woman who helped me learn what I do know... I wont ever forget her
>>723276
Then it seems your life is tied with your masters. If he dismisses you or dies then you will be judged. So just stay safe.
No.723280
>>723279
God help me it's like talking to a newborn.
Right... so, Batman's real. Surprise.
Once upon a time I was his sidekick. Then I died. And un-died.
No.723281
>>723279
Not so. Should I be destroyed, I'd just return to the Throne of Heroes to be summoned again after my accumulated energy is stripped from me by the Grail.
We're outside the cycle of life and death. It's a fate I wouldn't wish on anyone.
No.723282
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>>723278
>and now you've uncovered Kenny's greatest fear
...yeah. That'd...be pretty fucked. At least it isn't that.
>hugs himself
Who are you, anyhow
No.723283
>>723280
I guess we truly are from different worlds then. Batman was a comic book character in mine. Meaning your life would have been told in a story as well. How bizarre.
I'm sorry for causing you any grief mr-. What did you say your name was?
>>723281
Just like me then, nothing but a mannequin forced to have sentience to fulfil it's purpose.
No.723284
>>723283
Todd. Jason Todd. This is the part where I order a martini. Shaken, not stirred.
No.723285
>>723282
My name's Ness. Nice t'meetcha, Kenny.
No.723286
>>723283
Precisely. I'm just a tool to be used and discarded, passed from Master to Master for their own selfish desires.
It's disheartening sometimes.
No.723287
>>723284
The funny thing is it's always better to have it the opposite. But gladly, Mr Todd.
Any particular poison or alcohol?
>>723286
Meanwhile I am to judge the worth of people's lives and yet I have never experienced it myself. Thankfully I was designed to have human emotions. so unlike the rest I can actually understand what it means to enjoy...or suffer.
No.723288
>>723287
Bond'll do what he does. And then I'll reference it. And something Han Solo would say.
>
Nah. Already had my shots.
No.723289
>>723287
It's good to be... impartial, I suppose.
No.723290
>>723289
Where you about to say inhuman? It is the correct term as painful as it is to hear it.
>>723288
Sounds like you LOVE to reference Mr todd.
I am surprised no-one else has shown up. Wern't there those two girls? They looked like they needed a drink.
No.723291
>>723290
Girls?
Oh. Oh. Right. They just kinda went down on each other and it got really kinky. Late night hours are no-holds barred.
Looks like she took her kinky ladyfriend home.
No.723292
>>723290
But that would have been rude. It's not my place.
No.723293
>>723291
Oh. Hopefully I won't have to judge anyone in the middle of that. It will get awkward fast.
>>723292
It's ok. After all we're both neither dead or alive. we could hurt each other as much as we want but in the end it would achieve nothing.
But thank you for understanding etiquette
No.723295
>>723293
Oh yeah, coitus interruptus is the pits.
No.723296
>>723295
>goes red
Not like that!! I won't do anything to them. I have to study and observe the people I judge and- Observing THAT.. will get weird.
>>723294
I do too-
No.723297
>>723296
Schoolboy, schoolboy, it's time to learn.
What, I gotta teach you the birds and the bees too?
>the time for teasing is now
No.723298
>>723296
You seem embarrassed.
No.723299
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>>723297
I know about sex. Just that was never my intended purpose! I cannot procreate, I cannot bleed. while i could...feel the same way as any person I could never ejaculate because I am just an Arbiter. Judging souls is the only reason for my existence.
>Oh boy. The only true emotion he's experienced is sorrow
>>723298
It's nothing.
No.723300
>>723299
Boy does it suck to be you. Can't take a joke, can't even be serious because your whole existence is a tragic joke in itself.
So do they make you guys on an assembly line out of condensed irony or what?
No.723301
>>723299
If you say so, Decim.
I should go now, Master will be surprised that I make the morning tea before her.
>enters spiritmode and vanishes from sight
No.723302
>>723300
No. we are made from the corpses of people who were sent to the void. We have plenty there so we never need to send people there for that purpose.
There's very few of us, and whilst we can all have personalities. I'm the only one who can feel emotion in the same way as you can. So I'm sorry if it's going to take a while. What you said threw me off guard that was all.
>>723301
>he drinks again to calm down
A lovely gesture there spirit, I'm sure the master will approve.
No.723303
>>723302
Right. I have to actually be straightlaced with you.
Ugh. And I almost got my act back.
I should get going. Got a lotta scumbags to kill.
>bounds out
No.723305
>>723304
What is wrong Miss?
>>723303
Farewell Mr Todd.
No.723306
>>723305
White hair, inhumanly pale... no red eyes though. Not an Einzbern homunculus.
What're you.
No.723307
>>723306
An Arbiter, Someone tasked with judging the dead, seeing which form of the afterlife they should go to. Though your description of me is just my look, we can all look very different.
Specifically I am tasked with judging people that died at the exact same time.
My name's Decim.
Would you be so kind as to tell me your name?
No.723308
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>>723307
Eh. No harm in it. Name's Fumi Kanno. Call me Kanno.
No.723309
>>723308
As you wish Kanno.
Care for a drink? what were you worried about before?
No.723310
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>>723309
I don't drink in this heap. Need a clear head.
>uh
Don't worry about it.
>I actually took that Ruler home with me. Arthur's going to have a ghost-stroke.
No.723311
>>723310
What about a soft drink?
No.723312
>>723311
Mineral water will do.
No.723313
>>723312
Of course Miss Kanno.
>he pours you a glass of water soon enough.
No.723314
>walks in all sweaty like
I could use a drink.
No.723315
>>723313
So, what brings the not-quite grim reaper here.
>>723314
>just kinda
>splashes him in the face with the mineral water
>Kanno why
Someone looks like they went through hell.
No.723316
>>723314
Certainly sir. What kind?
>>723315
Work experience. My employer told me to meet reapers from other worlds. To understand what being an arbiter truly means. I'm not a rookie, but he thought it would help. I've only done this for five years now.
No.723317
>>723316
Birds of a feather flock together, I guess.
No.723318
>>723317
Exactly. I'm here to see "Big Sis".
Is that her actual name? I presumed it was just a namesake you lot called her.
No.723319
>>723318
You mean Death. Guess you talked with Todd. He's the only one who talks about her like that.
No.723320
>>723319
Odd. I expected her to have a slightly less- obvious name. Guess she loves being ominous
No.723321
>>723320
She's the embodiment of death for every sentient being in the universe. It's a fitting name.
No.723322
>>723315
>blinks
Cheers girly.
>shakes off like a dog
Hell doesn't begin to describe it.
>>723316
Something hard.
No.723323
>>723322
>
Jeez. Everyone's in shit lately. That Jeanne Alter one tried to get Siegfried to kill Karna.
>
And now she's my Servant.
>am I really like Manaka
>god no
No.723324
>>723321
Not really. I wouldent call myself as "bartender" just because I like to serve drinks to my guests.
Are you telling me she doesn't even have a name outside her work? I thought I was dedicated.
No.723325
>>723322
Vodka? Or maybe pure absinthe?
No.723326
>>723324
She's a living concept named after what she embodies: death. Why is that difficult to understand?
It's pretty simple really. It's not a title, that's actually what she's called.
No.723327
>fiddling around with his darts
Hmm...
No.723328
>>723323
You've netted yourself the corrupted Ruler?
>wonder how that Jeanne girl is going
>i should really shoot her a message
You've got yourself quite the party.
>>723325
I'm not looking to die here, barkeep.
I'm going to see if imageless posts will make posting a possiblity
No.723329
>>723328
hahahaha
Rider says that the path to kingship is fueled by the bond between the king and their followers.
I may not be royalty, but I've got enough ambition to take what I want. And I wanted Siegfried and Karna to live, so I claimed that Ruler.
No.723330
>>723327
>back to back with Moonman
>fiddling with his helmet
Hmm...
No.723331
>>723330
>blink
...I just had an idea.
No.723333
>>723327
>>723326
>>723328
Would two of you care for a game of darts?
>>723328
Ok then. I think I've got something in mind.
>he pours you a cocktail. it looks light and tastes it. yet afterwards it hits like a truck.
>>723326
Because even we have personalities behind our jobs. Even me, no matter how cold I seem, It's just professionalism.
No.723334
>>723329
i hate that this is what I've been reduced to
>snorts
Bond between the king and his followers? I heard a story about that from the newbie...
>hm
So you got all this ambition, where are you going to point it and your unstoppable force at next?
>>723333
>smacks his lips
Didn't realise I ordered coke and water.
>smirks
>IRISH BLOOD STRONG
No.723335
>>723333
Doesn't change what your name is. Or it shouldn't.
>>723334
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Towards the horizon.
>
Also at my dead evil sister inside the Grail. I kinda need her dead so this whole Beast thing gets laid to rest once and for all.
No.723336
>>723332
How hard do you think it would be to get our hands on Pym Particles?
>holds up a dart
Imagine how much damage I could do if these started growing after I threw 'em.
>>723333
I throw darts pretty much all day, so why not?
No.723337
>>723336
Fucking with Papa Pym? Do you wanna get slapped? Or sued?
>
Oh yeah we're crime bosses again.
Go for it. Can't be too hard.
>>723333
I heard games. What's the name, bucko.
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>>723334
>he gets you another
>this time the aftertaste is so strong you get flashbacks.
>You remember having this drink before.
My apologies sir Couldn't help it, I take pride in my work.
Anyone wish to join this man in a game of darts?
>>723336
No.723339
>>723335
Sounds like she's coming back like a bad rash.
>>723338
>TEAAAACHHHHH
>chokes on tears the alcohol burn
Don't be sorry, this is exactly what I needed. Hell are you anyway? I know we've got a couple maids here but it's about time we got a barkeep.
No.723340
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>>723337
...I don't know if I should take the risk now. But I'm going to.
>>723338
So who are you, anyway?
No.723341
>>723340
>>723339
>>723337
My name is Decim. An Arbiter or judge of the afterlife. Whilst neither of you are dead I feel the need to practice.
>>723340
>>723337
You two, follow me please.
No.723342
>>723339
You know it.
Her game's annoying. She summons Servants from previous wars, corrupts'em, and goes to town. So I'm getting a leg up and kinda grouping my own party.
No.723343
>>723341
Uh... right. I was askin' for the name of the game, Ten.
>>723340
Going after a cape though. Kinda fucked. Don't need their heat on our asses right now, on second thought.
No.723344
>>723341
Death everywhere I fuckin' go...
>sipping more at his drink
>>723342
Sounds like you got this under wraps, if you got that Ruler under your thumb. I'm sure Siegfried's been enjoying the hero schtick.
No.723345
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>>723341
Don't think I'll be dying anytime soon. I've done it before, it's not fun.
>>723343
>shrugs
So I won't get caught.
No.723346
>>723344
Oh he's loving it. I can see that tiny smile on his face... it's cute.
>
No.723347
>>723345
Mr. See Me Coming's gonna try and not be seen?
No.723348
>>723343
Oh
>he raises his hand and two dartboards rise from the ground.
I managed to get my employer to sneak a few tools in.
Welcome to Death Seven Darts.
The rules are much like normal darts with you only having 7 darts. You take away points from your score depending on where you hit the board.
Lowest score wins.
No.723349
>>723346
>topheh
Don't say that out loud or Saber's gonna get jealous.
>sip
>swaying a little
No.723350
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>>723347
You're forgetting I have a black version of this costume.
No.723351
>>723348
So it's just darts.
Aight. Throwing batarangs for half my life oughtta pay out.
>>723350
Oh yeah. I did forget.
No.723352
>>723349
But that'll be fun.
>is he actually drunk
So you lot can get intoxicated...
No.723353
>>723351
>>723350
>he waits for one of you two to throw
No.723354
>>723351
>smiles
Hard to believe I know what I'm doing for once, isn't it?
>>723353
>annnd throw
>bullseye, son
If I know Jason, this whole game's gonna rely on one of us making a mistake.
No.723355
>>723352
>sip
Some easier than others, un... unfortunately.
>sip
>staring into space
Pretty shameful display, huh.
>tiny hic
No.723356
>>723354
>>723351
>Jason suddenly feels a horrific pain in his heart, enough to almost cough blood.
Oh and I forgot to tell you. the dartboard is composed of various pieces of your opponents body. It's all just memory, but it will feel exactly like the real deal.
Have Fun.
No.723357
>>723353
Uh.
>>723354
Sheesh-
>>723356
>pats his chest after a light wince
I had every bone in my body broken and was exploded by a bomb. This ain't too bad.
>flick
>bullseye
No.723358
>>723355
>this is called "empathy"
>for Kanno it means this
>
Shhh.
No.723359
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>>723356
>blink
This is some sick shit. Lucky for you, it's nothing we haven't been through before.
>>723357
You alright? Didn't realize we were playing with fuckin' voodoo dartboards.
No.723360
>>723357
>>723354
>Moonman also feels a horrific pain in his heart
If you keep hitting bullseyes only the heart will be affected. However it will get worse with every extra dart. and neither of you will win.
No.723361
>>723359
Before you ask. No I don't enjoy seeing people in pain. Far from it. But my job is my very existence. Pain and fear are the easiest ways of evoking people's memories and seeing who they really are.
No.723362
>>723361
You're dealing with people who don't feel pain. And it'd take some serious shit to make us scared. So what's the point here, exactly?
No.723363
>>723359
You kiddin'? Compared to the beatdown Joker gave me, it's nothing.
>>723360
Will it kill either of us?
>
Oh, right. Neither of us die.
No.723364
>>723362
It's based off your memories for the most part.
I'm afraid you WILL feel any pain that will make you scared.
>>723363
no it won't.
I never wanted to kill ethier of you.
No.723365
>>723363
Just checking. Don't know why I expected a normal dart game to happen here.
>>723364
>throws another dart
>not even bothering to aim this time
How the hell is playing darts related to our memories?
No.723366
>>723364
Then I got nothin' to worry about. Pain's somethin' I know intimately. Took it. Dealt it. Ain't a big deal.
Hell, even if it killed one of us, we'd just stand back up after a while. Big Sis, she loves me. And because she loves me, she turns a blind eye for me.
>>723365
Right?
>flicks one to the outer edge
No.723367
>>723366
You ever wonder how we get into situations like this?
No.723368
>>723365
>You feel the exact same impalement Elektra did to you
>>723366
>as moonman throws you remember vividly the day the joker beat you nearly to death with a crowbar.
The darts is just to randomize which memory will appear.
I got you to play so i can judge you. As a friendly practice. I wont tell you where you will currently end up, if you dont want me to.
No.723369
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>>723367
Should I? This is kinda par for the course-
>>723368
>so every night ever
>scowling
Getting a little sick of that one to be honest.
>
You don't get to judge me, buddy. My fate's already in hands above yours.
Unless you wanna step to Big Sis.
No.723370
>>723358
What the fuc-
>these tits aren't tight
>this is wrong
Get off me dammit!
>gasping for air
No.723371
>>723368
..gkkt.
>deep breath
Okay... that answers my question.
>>723369
Yeah, but you never see this kinda shit happen to someone like Iron Man.
No.723372
>>723370
Quit being such a sorry sadsack then. I don't take it from Arthur, I won't take it from you.
>cupping dat demigod chin
You're too handsome to go and ruin it with that pathetic expression.
No.723373
>>723369
It is my job to, and soon I will be under her employ as well. But please. I'm fair. I have always been fair. This is just a practice.
>>723371
If you truly care about your opponent, you can deliberately miss. But does he?
No.723374
>>723371
You also don't see Iron Man in a den of scum like this, do you.
>>723373
You don't get it. I've already been judged. Death herself let me go. What makes you think you can pull one over on me, eh?
Practice...
>sticks a dart in the second to last ring
No.723375
>>723372
>seven pupils in two dead eyes
Can't a man grieve in peace?
No.723376
>>723373
He probably does. But I can take the beating either way.
>annnd we're missing
>>723374
...Fair point. Not like that makes him better than us.
No.723377
>>723375
>and seven fingers
>Cu what the fuck did Lugh do to you
>squeeze the cheeks
Do you believe your grief will undo whatever happened?
>
You reek of alcohol. You know that's a depressant and will actually make you feel worse, right. It's a fact.
Sober up, Lancer.
No.723378
>>723371
>>723374
>As todd throws moon knight starts getting flashbacks to all the villains he's brutally beaten to a pulp.
>Moon knight misses on purpose
>currently Todd is winning
I am not "pulling one over" on anyone. The last thing I want to see is people go into the void. especially if they did not deserve it.
No.723379
>>723376
Stark's not better than anyone except that Richards prick.
>>723378
Lucky for both of us then that something like that's out of the question for Moonman and I.
No.723380
>>723377
>wait 'til you see my toes
>owowow
Yes, Master.
>sighs while drawing out runes
>B.A.C.: 0%
>queasy grin
Better?
No.723381
>>723378
>good times, man
>good times
>misses again
>>723379
Just don't let him hear you say that.
No.723383
>>723380
I'm not your Master.
>
I'm trying to be nice. Not so good at it, but I'm trying.
>guh
>what the fuck do I do
>awkwardly sits him down on her pillowy thighs
...You're too tall to cradle.
No.723384
>>723379
How can you be so certain.
anyway you are currently winning todd, and its your shot.
>>723381
>you miss again 3 darts left.
No.723385
>>723381
God no.
>
This game is just making me wanna shoot people in the face.
So I guess I know what we're gonna be doing later in the evening. Bring your fun stuff.
>flick and a miss
>>723384
Because Big Sis made me a promise. And she doesn't break promises.
That's all you need to know, really.
I told you earlier: I'm blessed by Death.
No.723387
>>723383
>what the fuck
>what the fuck
What the fuck?
>immediately gets up
Look Kanno, I do really appreciate this, but uh...
>this is going to sound gae as fuck
A lady's really not going to make this much better for me. I don't mean to be rude but pity's just making things worse right now.
>beepbeep
>pulling the phone out
Holy shit, this thing still has battery-
>...
>slides it away
Even Jeanne's giving me her pity...
>reaches for his drink
No.723388
>>723387
>shrugs
You act pitiable, you get pity.
At least you're sober.
>laptop go
Don't know why you jumped, either. Pretty sure I turned the voltage off.
>
I did, right.
>touching her own hand
>zzt
Oh... whoops. My bad.
>
On the plus side it charged your phone.
No.723389
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>>723384
>and we gonna keep missing
>>723385
>nod
Criminals aren't gonna off themselves.
No.723390
>>723385
>you miss again.
I guess I will need to speak to her about this. How are you blessed?
>>723387
>>723383
Ive heard gayer, you're fine.
er.. you ok you two?
No.723391
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>>723386
>so many butterflies
>I hope they don't get caught in my web~
Hello diaries.
No.723392
No.723393
>>723389
>>723385
>You two miss until it's over.
>Todd wins.
Congratulations. Todd, drinks on the house.
Now do you two gentleman want to hear your verdict or not.
No.723394
>>723390
You want a demonstration or an explanation.
...Fuck it, showing's always more fun.
>gun to temple
>BANG
>>723393
>oh
>coolio
>give him five minutes to stand back up entirely fine
No.723395
>>723388
>Unlimited Alert Works
I almost wish you hadn't.
>places the phone on the table
>vibrates itself the entire length of the table and then some
I'm going to get my ass handed to me once I get home.
>>723390
Me, I'm just dandy, 'keep.
No.723396
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>>723393
I've already got an idea, but sure, why not.
No.723397
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>>723395
>watching it
Pfft...
>somewhat amused
Nothing good, huh.
>sheesh
So what's the damage. You've got me worried now.
>>723390
I'm fine.
No.723398
>>723394
>he freaks out, understands and waits
>>723395
but are you beano?
>bizarrely he managed to say that joke without even attempting a smile.
No.723399
>>723391
Hello again, Muffin!
No.723400
>>723397
Master gives me freedom to do fuck-all on the condition that I show my face back at the place at least once a day.
>phone vibrates all the way back to his foot
He's a nice guy but he's carrying too much on his shoulders.
>picks it up
At least his sisters are nice enough.
>>723398
>squint
>squint
Was that intentional?
No.723401
>>723396
Both of you would be reincarnated. but barely. You have a horrible track record of violence even with the right intentions, and yet you wouldn't hurt each other and went out of the way not to.
Perhaps that was due to it not being an actual game, where I would have convinced you that "big sis" would have killed the loser.
No.723402
>>723398
>sits up
>the bullet pushes its way out from his temple
Resurrection and regeneration. Big Sis pulled out two of the three "R's". Easy ways to cheat death itself. And all I gotta do to keep it is keep on killing the scum of the Earth.
No.723403
>>723399
>does he not even see my name tag
How are you? Hankering for a snack?
No.723404
>>723400
Yes. Even I have a sense of humour. I'm not heartless, just serious and stoic most of the time.
>>723402
sounds like she's playing with fate. A dangerous move, I will need to ask her on that. No offence.
No.723405
>>723400
Must be nice. It's an animal house back in my apartment. At least Siegfried does his own thing.
No.723406
>>723403
>it's not in cuneiform
Yes!
>reaching into his torso
>gold brick produced
No.723407
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>>723401
That was definitely part of it. But Jason's my best friend, so I would've thrown the game either way.
No.723408
>>723404
I think I like you, 'keep.
>cracking a smile
I'm sure you'll fit in just fine around here.
>>723405
It's hard enough with Liz being Liz. We live in a mansion too and she still manages to cause constant chaos. I'm just glad Master hasn't gotten on board with that fancy system you use, or it'll really be a madhouse.
No.723409
>>723406
>slides a donut and a tallboy of cider across the table
Thank you for your generous services~
No.723410
>>723408
>>723407
Glad to hear it.
Even if people have good intentions or horrible pasts, when judged it is their actions that matter just as much.
I saw a woman who when tested suffered so much from her flashback she smashed the opponents head against the board. She was seeing him as the same people who beat her up throughout her life.
No matter how sorrowful their lives are. No matter how unfair, it is their actions that decide. I sent her to the void, despite how much it pained me.
No.723411
>>723410
>...
You said you judge people who're sent through... Did you ever happen upon a lady, long purple hair, scottish accent, and loves spider lillies recently?
No.723412
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>>723410
Doesn't seem like a very balanced system.
No.723413
>>723408
That exploit dies with me. Too dangerous.
>guh
Jeanne Alter's going to be a pain in my ass...
No.723414
>>723404
>shrug
Everyone bends the rules. Ain'tcha ever hear the expression "rules are made to be broken"?
No.723415
>>723409
>donut and the tallboy engulfed
>Enk swells slightly
>
>oh my
Eh?
No.723416
>>723413
It sounds like you really didn't think that one through.
>
Come to think of it, now that you've got her, it really rounds out that dragon theme you've got.
No.723417
>>723414
Yes but-. Even I broke them once. Youre right.
>>723412
It's harsh but fair. However. I refuse to force traumatic experiences to see peoples souls or as I call them "extreme conditions"
I cannot stand the grief I saw when I had to judge my assistant. It overwhelmed me.
>>723411
not sure. Im not the only Arbiter, we have many. I'm just the only one capable of understanding what it is like to have human emotions. The others have personalities but could never feel extremes the same way as a human can
what's her name? If I do find her I will let you know.
No.723418
>>723417
Sounds like a tough job.
No.723419
>>723418
It is. Often we need to find ways to deal with both the boredom and stress the job can entail.
So many of us have odd hobbies, obsessions and even abilities.
So don't assume I cannot hold my own.
No.723420
>>723417
Don't worry about finding her. She's lousy at goodbyes anyway. We both... we both said what needed to be said.
>spider lily springs from his hand
>ties it into his hair
Heh, she'd probably tell me off for speaking out of turn if I tried to send a message.
No.723421
>>723416
Doesn't it?
>uh
I only brought her in to save Siegfried and Karna's life.
My bitch of a sister's taken enough friends away from each other.
No.723422
>>723421
That Karna. Are you his Master too?
No.723423
>>723419
Never said you couldn't. Hell, you've got it rougher than I do. All I do is send people to the grave; you're the one who has to decide where they go afterward.
No.723424
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>>723422
No.
My mana generator's running at max capacity, I can't take in any more until I work out a way to upgrade it...
No.723425
>>723424
So if my memory isn't as bad as I think it is, you've got two Sabers, a Berserker and a Ruler.
No.723426
>>723425
Two Sabers and a Ruler.
Jeanne's surprisingly cost-heavy. Must be all those command spells she has.
Who's your Master anyways, the only one I've ever met was that Tohsaka girl and she was a migraine and a half.
I hate snot-nosed stuck up brats.
No.723427
>>723423
Thank you. That means a lot to me.
>>723420
Of course. I understand.
No.723428
>>723427
Don't thank me, I'm just speaking the truth.
No.723429
>>723426
Then who the hell's been running with the old man...
>whatever I'll ask him next time I remember
Master doesn't want to be involved in more than he has to, since he's a pretty busy guy.
>let's see, what can I tell without being an inconsiderate fuck
He's head of a pretty influential family over in Japan, at least as far as mages are concerned. I think. There's so many aspects to magecraft in this day and age I don't even know if they overlap.
>>723427
Oh yeah and if you see Celty tell her she still owes me a date.
No.723430
>>723429
Must be nice.
>tfw NEET
>tfw smol apartment
>tfw three other tenants plus the occasional Karna
I always was bad at magecraft. Arthur suggested when I was younger that formalcraft would work for me. I just adapted that into this day and age with the advent of technology and broke the contract system in the process.
No.723431
Are you sure about this, Rider?
I have no reason to turn you down, but I'm just a little concerned about how your...size might impair this whole thing.
No.723432
>>723431
>camera pan
>nothing
>aims down
>oh there he is
Bah! I meant what I said and I said what I meant!
You're still not still beat up about that comment from before, are you King of Knights?
No.723433
>>723429
I'l try to remember that sir.
No.723434
>>723430
Everything's all traditional back there. Traditional contracts, tea ceremonies, it's so boring sometimes. Now that I think about it I think Liz's Master is the same age as Tohsaka...
>shudders
>>723431
>>723432
I'm getting a terrible feeling...
No.723435
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>>723432
You'll believe me when I say I've had multiple opportunities to be busy enough to forget what you said since then.
>
...That's not true, is it.
>Invisible Air
Then I accept. Perhaps you might find some more respect for the lonely path of kingship from this.
>>723434
>wink
Just like riding a bike, hm?
No.723436
>>723434
Oi! Lancer!
>>723435
Heh, maybe I will!
>slash
>BUCEPHALUS
Charge!
No.723437
>>723431
>>723432
>interest: piqued
What's going on over there...
>>723434
Gross. I feel bad for you, Lancer.
No.723438
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>>723436
>waiting
>waiting
>skips the to the side
>parries the incoming swood strike
>>723437
I'm not sure how he roped me into this from talking about ice cream, but here we are.
>clang
No.723439
>>723435
What the hell are the two of you doing?
>>723436
My Lancer senses are tingling.
>>723437
She's a bit more... cold. And by a bit I mean a lot.
No.723440
>>723437
>:333333
>>723438
Gah!
>gigapone raises up
Via!
>SMASH
>>723439
Incoming!
>debris errywhere
No.723441
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>>723438
Never underestimate cold, sugary treats with little boys, Arthur.
>
Or me. Because I'll whip your shit.
>>723439
I was a pretty cold bitch to you guys too when we first met, huh.
>is that a tinge of regret
>sources point to "yes"
My bad.
No.723442
>>723440
Oi, watch it!
>vaults over the couch to take cover
>>723441
>peeking over the couch
That and more, but don't sweat the small stuff. You've no idea how long I had to try to get the eldest to even talk to me.
No.723443
>>723439
Well I'm not sure what the kids are calling it these days, but...
>clang clang
He was rather persistent.
>>723440
>hup
>eye contact with gigapone
Sorry about this.
>thrusts right into Bucephalus
>MM WHATCHA SAY
>>723441
Oh?
>hops back
It sounds like I missed some major development over here.
>
...No, no, too much sugar has always made you cranky.
No.723445
>>723442
>sheesh
Three Masters?
>this is Ygdmillennia shit isn't it...
>>723443
Rider and I had a moment. It's no big deal.
>it's a big deal
No.723446
>>723443
This is hardly playing.
>>723444
>holyshitno
Old man!
>rushing over
>>723445
Three young'uns of the same family. Three siblings, three Servants.
No.723447
>>723442
Sorry!
>>723443
>uh oh
>is it too late for Zeus Thunder
>flying ass over teapot
Oof!
>rubbing his backside
Ah...really?
>pout
>and then grin
Thanks, boy. We'll get him next time!
>>723444
Eh!?
No.723448
>>723444
>!
Voivode?
>>723445
I see.
>oh
>oh
>he's the shota so why am I the one feeling small
>>723446
You know how he is.
>>723447
>and scruffed
Let's call this a timeout, shall we?
No.723449
>>723446
>thank fuck for Battle Continuation
>voivode ain't lookin' so good
>>723447
>I'm going to need
>so much blood to fix this
>>723448
King of... Knights.
No.723450
>>723446
Reminds me of something I read once.
>eyeing Vlad
Stabbed through the heart.
>>723448
Go help him before Manaka actually gets a victory.
No.723451
>>723447
>dodging out of the way of the flying conquerer
Sorry won't cut it if that huge horse tramples me.
>>723448
And you're the one stooping down to his level.
>>723449
The hell'd you get yourself into, you goddamn dinosaur...
>drawing up healing runes
>>723450
Don't suppose you got a shitload of blood on you we can give the guy?
No.723452
>>723448
>
Oi, he's pretty messed up!
You have healing magic, right?
>>723449
>I would but Divinity probably hurts you so
No.723453
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>>723449
>frown
It seems our resident Lancer's teacher didn't leave this world without a few strings attached, did she.
>healan hands at the ready
>>723450
>
So we're up to that card already, hm...
I hate to use cliche, but do you have an app for this?
>>723451
Stooping?
No, if anything he's stooping to mine.
>double heal gooooo
I'm also not a fan of being pestered all day.
>>723452
Hush, hush.
No.723454
>>723450
Nngh.
>sitting self up with tiny KAZIKLI BEI spears
Your teacher...
>>723452
>reeeeee
>divines get out
So small...
>>723453
Fortune was never my strong suit.
>wincan
No.723455
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>>723451
All I got's mine. And I kind of need-
>wait
>Avalon
Hold that thought.
>>723453
Better.
>>723454
>strollan up to Vlad
>plop
>neck bared
Drink up.
No.723456
No.723457
>>723451
But it's all I got!
>watching the runes with interest
>>723453
Hell no!
>shoulder mount
>>723454
Bah, quit focusing on the wrong thing, you!
>!
Oh, my army!
No.723458
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>>723453
I refuse to be the most responsible person between the two of us.
>>723454
She won't be bothering you any more if that's what you're worrying about.
>holding up the voivode
You're losing enough blood without you using that stupid Phantasm of yours
>>723455
I can't tell if you're brilliant or stupid. I'm going to say both. Besides, if Teach got to him, I don't think you'll be able to produce enough blood.
No.723459
guess who just stole a big as plain!
No.723460
>>723454
>uncomfortable levels: mild
Sit tight.
>>723455
>uncomfortable levels: very yes
>what is going on aaaaaa
Are you sure...?
>>723457
>sheesh
>>723458
I only figured you deserved some time off from any impetuous silliness.
But I have been known to be wrong.
No.723466
>>723455
What are you doing, woman.
>>723457
Eh?
>>723458
Nn...
>easing into Cu
Apologies, Lancer.
>>723460
Your Master is... interesting.
No.723468
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>>723458
I'm a walking factory. It'll have to do.
>>723460
Put faith in your sheath, eh?
>>723466
>just kinda
>grabs his head
>mouf: open
>munch
What is it with you kings and needing to be fed like babies--ohh...
>it is time for lightheadedness
>at least Avalon is doing its job
No.723470
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>>723457
Don't you give me that bullshit, what with the zeus thunder.
>!
Oi, get off Saber.
>>723460
At this point of time, I could use some silliness to keep my mind off things.
>spider lily fluttering in the non-existant breeze
>>723466
You ain't got nothing to apologise about. Should probably be me apologising if we're gonna talk about who should be saying sorry.
>>723468
You're crazy. Gae Bolg can't be stopped like this. You're not going to live your life with him attached to your neck are you?
No.723471
>>723469
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAA! now behold our next part of my mast plan!.....I'm going to eat a spirit
No.723472
>>723466
My Noble Phantasm!
10,000 of the best men ever, there's gotta be enough blood for you there!
>
Oh, looks like Saber's Master has it covered.
>>723470
>grin
He's my vantage point. He was gonna win anyway, so who cares.
No.723473
>>723466
I couldn't think of a better word.
>>723468
>...
>fists balling and unballing
Sheathes can be incorrect too, you know.
>scruffs her out of the way
If you do that, none of us will feel good.
>loosening his tie
At least this way it will buy some time.
>>723470
How are things looking for a suitably wacky deus ex machina right now?
No.723475
>>723474
ya see it got asked of me can I eat the flesh of a spirit....WELL I'M GOING TO FIND OUT!
No.723476
>>723468
What insol-
>muffled suckling
>>723470
>I never asked for this
>but it's good
...
>patpat
>I know your feel, Lancerbro
>>723472
>they're all so
>kind
>be still, my
>oh, my heart doesn't beat
>>723473
That Lancer woman...
>
This wound, even my Noble Phantasm is having difficulty healing.
No.723477
>>723470
Call it a "meantime" solution...
>>723473
>pop
>swirly eyes
No.723479
>>723478
not that kind of spirit.....but I say we keep it all the same
No.723480
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>>723472
And you still fought him...
>>723473
>glances at Bolg Alt
I don't know about wacky...
>>723476
>drawing a crazy amount of runes
I don't know if this is gonna work or not, but if it does you're gonna feel a shitload better. If it doesn't... Let's hope it doesn't, yeah?
No.723481
>>723476
The Barbed Spear that Pierces with Death isn't a misnomer, unfortunately.
However, your...unique case, might just be able to pull through on a technicality.
>king neck bared
If it tastes funny you can blame the blessings of God, I suppose.
>>723477
>sigh
>props her up in a chair
>Misovitan pulled from his hood
What am I going to do with you...
>oh jeez it's hitting me now
>>723480
You know those stories how the weapon that caused the devastation can also fix it?
Because frankly I don't see that one coming true.
No.723483
>>723480
That spear... it isn't holy. I will not die to it. Such is my Noble Phantasm: Legend of Dracula.
I just need to recover the damage to my body and core.
>>723481
If it burns me, I will have no one but you to blame.
>munch
No.723484
>>723482
don't you tell me to deal with it!
No.723485
>>723476
It'll work, trust me!
Maybe, I think!
>
Oi, you can still talk, right?
>>723480
Wouldn't you?
No.723487
>Walks in and heads right for the kitchen
No.723488
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>>723486
that's it! I'm burning you down!
No.723489
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>>723481
You even think about breaking that spear and I'm going to break you.
>>723483
>wipes the horrific mess of runes
God killing spear can't even kill a mere man, huh?
>focussing back on simple healing
Cuts me deep, man.
>>723485
I've gone toe to toe with Saber enough times as it is. But gimme a bit of time and it won't be so one sided.
No.723490
>>723488
>>723489
Well, some things never change.
>Goes to grab himself a beer.
No.723491
>>723483
>holy knight blood, g
>[sweating]
I remember being luckier than this.
>aaaaaaa
>>723489
>?
Remember that I'm the one with the vampire currently attached to my neck.
I meant no offense the stress didn't exacerbate.
>
Any luck?
No.723493
>>723485
You would throw your men to a monster?
>>723489
I am no mere man.
>fanged grin
I am ruin and calamity, my foes fall in swathes, only to be raised on pikes to serve as my drink.
>>723491
>it
>BURNS
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>detaches
I should have expected that.
No.723494
>>723492
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!
>>723490
oh hey it's........
No.723495
>>723494
Hey Carnage, been a while since I've heard your crazy laugh.
>Sips beer
No.723496
>>723489
Yeah, but you fought the girl, huh?
>>723493
My men are my strength, my brothers, and my soul. They will follow me to hell itself, if it comes to that.
>
Now stop being all melodramatic or whatever, we'll fix this in a jiffy!
No.723497
>>723496
>>723493
>>723491
>>723489
There are a lot more chicks with weapons here than I remember.
No.723498
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>>723490
Good old status quo, huh?
>>723491
I don't know anything that won't just accelerate the curse. This kind of stuff takes time to research.
>>723493
Yeah yeah that's a nice poem.
>uh
You're not having my blood. If you can last for a couple hours I might be able to come up with something for the curse though.
>>723496
And the one you're sitting on. Died pretty hard.
No.723499
>>723498
Not enough familiar faces to quite be status quo.
No.723500
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>>723493
I may have panicked.
>fingering the neckholes
>yeesh
>>723497
Complaining?
Although I don't see many right now, to be honest.
>>723498
Time we don't have.
>looks up
Rider, you're up.
No.723501
>>723500
Depends on how crazy they get with them. And if that craziness is directed at me.
>Pauses
Wait, we've met before, haven't we?
No.723502
>>723496
It sounds wasteful.
I will be fine, Rider.
>>723498
Your blood would burn the same as Saber's.
>>723497
A large headed child in clothing several months behind. October was last year, boy.
>>723500
So you've said.
>
The small Rider is divine. I'm afraid none of you can help me.
No.723503
>>723497
Eh?
>>723498
Well at least it's not slowing you down like some people!
>
Ah, you should probably move, this thing gets pretty big.
>>723500
Yeah!
>hops off
>ZEUS THUNDER
No.723504
>>723502
And there isn't a Hot Topic for miles, yet here you are.
No.723505
>>723501
I've met a lot of people.
If you're mistaking me for the other blonde man in a suit, I'm afraid I can't oblige.
>>723502
He can't, no.
His men are a different matter.
No.723506
>>723497
If you see 'em point them my way, I love a girl who can kick my ass.
>>723499
Give it a few, it'll all come back to you soon enough.
>>723500
>dammit Teach
>gotta step up dammit dammit dammit I can't lose another
>drawing up more runes
This'd be easier if I had something to work off.
>>723502
Being God's gift to mankind really doesn't help huh...
>scribble scribble
>how do I undo destiny...
>Fragarach
>runes intensify
>>723503
>moving runes around like they're on a huge-ass touch screen
No.723509
>>723508
huh ya look different then I remember
No.723510
>>723504
>what the devil is a Hot Topic
>
>oh, thanks Grail
That is rather hypocritical from you, human.
>>723505
All the blood in the world won't drown destiny, Saber.
Buying time, however...
>>723506
>you cheeky dickwaffle
No, it wouldn't.
No.723511
>>723509
I went on a diet.
>>723510
Probably. So, are you as obnoxious as the last oddly-dressed vampire who lived here?
No.723512
>>723502
>
>this is the face of "no arguments, bub"
I don't make choices that end in wasting anything.
Come! It is time you were introduced!
>>723506
>eyebrow raised
That's not very fitting clothing for the desert, boy!
>IH charging up
No.723513
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No.723514
>>723513
I know, right? Gotta thank Mercy for recommending it.
No.723515
>>723514
waaaaait Lex doesn't thank anyone!
No.723517
>>723515
>>723516
Did I say Lex Luthor? I meant Gorilla Grodd.
No.723518
>>723510
I won't go into the mechanics behind this... but this might give you a mild heart attack. And by mild I mean your heart's going to explode then reform very quickly. It's some time stuff, don't sweat it.
>>723512
I didn't bring my khakis, you'll have to forgive me this once.
No.723519
>>723517
oh well ya do match the smell
No.723520
>>723511
100% leaves nothing to probability.
I have no answers for you.
>>723512
>sheesh
Allow me my parasol before you spirit everyone here away.
>>723518
My heart is useless, it doesn't beat.
Do it.
No.723521
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>>723506
We'll give you the time.
Just watch out for sand.
>723510
>
>
>
>wait why am I thinking about Manaka
Time as they say, is on my side.
No.723523
>>723519
>Ignore him, X
Yep.
No.723524
>>723523
and ya have his bad posher so yeah I guess ya are Grodd
No.723525
>>723522
So, Flash isn't in your head anymore, is he?
No.723526
>>723524
I won't be lectured on posture by a human. You're an inferior species.
No.723528
>>723527
Still partially flawed. No matter. There won't be any humans left soon enough.
No.723529
>>723520
It gives Gae Bolg a target, unfortunately.
>writing up an essay of runes
>I'm definitely stepping beyond human bounds here. Wonder if this is how Teach started.
>>723521
Make sure I don't get trampled.
No.723530
>>723518
>>723520
>>723521
>it was always too late
I'll need to rest for a week because of this, but the more the merrier!
IONIOI HETAIROI
No.723531
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>>723528
I know, I'm working on it
No.723532
>>723525
This from the supposed telepathic gorilla.
No.723533
>>723532
Ah, it is you.
>>723531
Excellent.
No.723534
>>723521
On all of our sides, it might seem.
>>723529
>hood up
Luckily not one that would kill me.
>>723530
>fucking-
No.723535
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>>723529
>clank
Make sure I have something to guard.
>>723530
>voip
No.723536
>>723533
What do you think you're playing at, little boy.
No.723537
>>723536
You didn't hear? For a while The Flash was in your body running around here pretending to be you.
No.723538
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No.723539
>>723537
I'm facetious, I'm not an idiot.
That story's about ten years old. Where have you been.
More importantly, what are you doing in my base.
No.723540
>>723538
You want lively, shoulda seen Juggs n Pugs last night.
No.723541
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>>723530
>Gods I am not cut out for this hero stuff
>finishes up the essay
>>723534
>compresses it into his palm
Right, so change of plan, I've had to reword this a little given our time, but I'm going to kill you in the past then bring you right back. Don't worry, Teach taught me how to bring back souls.
>lying through his teeth
>gonna do it anyway
>slams the runes down
>>723535
>voip
No.723542
>>723539
I thought about retiring, but decided to visit the old place. It's different in some ways from what I remember, but about as chaotic.
No.723543
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>>723540
It's almost depressing watching the best one become an old fogey.
No.723544
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>>723542
Oh how little you know.
No.723545
>>723544
Well, if you want to get philosophical....
No.723546
>>723543
I was old with Philanthropy, the rest of it didn't do much but add wrinkles.
No.723547
>>723545
There's no point, not with an inferior intelligence.
>I still miss Brainiac
It's an entropy snare, and you walked right back into it.
You idiot.
No.723548
>>723546
You were young in Zanzibar. I still remember you shouting at me.
"I'm not like you, I love life!"
So childish... but that was the past.
No.723549
>>723547
>Rolls eyes
Lex, never change.
>Sips beer
So, have you actually managed to get all the knuckleheads around here in line?
No.723550
>>723548
If this is about not hurrying up and having grandkids, forget it. I know mom put you up to it anyway.
>hurble gurble
We were all kids once.
Except you, I'm pretty sure you were born an old dude.
No.723551
>>723549
...ahahahaha.
Ahahahahahaha!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>stumbles out
No.723552
>>723551
Man, and I thought Hood was an asshole.
>Gets another beer
No.723553
>>723550
It was the hypocrisy of it. You, a killer. My killer. You who gunned down hundreds of loyal men and women. Dogs.
You loved life?
...Ah. But there's no need to wallow in agony over it. You've moved on, and I'm still here.
No.723556
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>>723553
How much would you believe me if I said I was just being a stupid kid.
"You can't always get what you want", so I just had to love what life I got dealt.
Shoulda known it was gonna be Jack/8 offsuit.
>puff
Hey dad, you wanna have a catch?
No.723559
>>723556
How can it be you're more senile than me?
No.723561
>>723560
Fuck you too, Hood.
No.723563
>>723559
Look for the meaning behind the words, then decide what it all means.
I told the kid that one time, didn't know what the hell is meant then either.
Life's about fumbling around for eternity looking for purchase, pops.
>
So was that a definite no on the catch?
No.723564
>>723562
Heh, always figured you swung that way.
No.723566
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>>723565
It's David, remember.
No.723567
>>723564
Don't you have a girlfriend in a gimp suit to cry over? In France?
No.723568
>>723566
You're right.
Goodbye, David.
>YEE FUCKIN' HAW
>rides on out
No.723569
>>723567
Don't you have a spider to get squashed by?
No.723570
>>723568
>
Brought the mitt for nothing, huh.
No.723571
>>723569
Man you really are like two years late. Real blast from the past.
Wanna have a real blast?
No.723572
>>723571
What crawled up your ass, dude?
No.723573
>>723572
What? You missed New Years. And Christmas. What the hell else am I gonna do with all the fireworks I smuggled?
No.723574
>>723573
I sent everyone gifts, didn't you get them?
No.723575
>>723574
I have safehouses literally everywhere on the planet. Gifts kinda get lost. Y'know, like you did.
No.723576
>>723575
We both know if you wanted to find me bad enough, you would have.
No.723577
>>723576
Why do you think nobody bothered? Roy, Marc and I have been busy.
No.723578
>>723577
Well, also you kind of hate me.
No.723579
>>723578
Also a valid reason.
No.723580
>>723579
So what have I missed? Anything important happen, or the same shit with some different faces?
No.723581
>>723580
Use your head: when was the last time something new happened that was worth noting.
Fuckin'. Never.
No.723582
>>723581
Well...there was the time a tentacle demon started raping every girl here, or the time Dick got kidnapped and brainwashed by the court of owls.
And the internet was in agreement that you nailing a giant spider was noteworthy.
No.723583
>>723582
Old news. Since then it's just been inane bullshit and ghosts killing each other and then not killing each other.
Buncha weird guys from Japan too. Don't know why, shit's just weird. Like suddenly other countries' governments are freaking out about the defunct swamp dome where villains used to plot.
What the fuck's the deal.
No.723584
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>zzznkthuh
Christ, fuckin' head...
No.723585
>>723584
Blacked out like a champ there.
>hood: up
No.723586
>>723585
Blacked out nothin', who the fuck won?
>ow my head
>
S'with the dorky biker shit?
No.723587
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>>723586
>
How hard did you hit your head, I always wear shit like this.
No.723588
>>723587
Gimme a minute.
>holds a pillow over her head
>fumbling for a bottle
>smash
Ok I'm awake.
No.723589
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No.723590
>>723588
Welcome back to the land of the living, Rev.
>puff
No.723591
>>723583
Idunno, weebs, man
>>723584
Oh, she's still here.
No.723592
>>723589
Jesus fuck...
>hucks a rock at him
SOME OF US ARE TRYNA BE FUCKING HUNGOVER HERE
>>723590
Some land, huh.
>
I didn't blow all my cash, right.
>>723591
The fuck?
No.723594
>>723589
>RKO'd
>
>>723591
S'just weird.
>>723592
Took your wallet so you wouldn't.
>
And your socks. I know you hide shit in'em.
>flings'em back
No.723595
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>>723593
What?
>>723594
>bonk
If I find even one of those stolen credit cards gone I'm gonna fill this thing with lea-
>looks down
>painted toenails
Uh.
No.723596
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>>723592
>just kinda
>ducks
Yeah, and I had to carry you around after you passed out. So let's call it even.
>>723594
>R
>K
>O
...Whoops. Sorry about that, Jason.
No.723597
>>723595
Uh?
>>723596
Goddamit Moonman.
No.723598
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>>723596
Who the hell made you do that?
Not me.
>
...Shit, what did I do.
>>723597
I don't paint my nails, Jay. I ain't a fuckin' girl.
Fess up.
No.723599
>>723598
Fuck if I know, I went home after Moonman dumped you off.
>
I did. Less you wanted to wake up needing a piss test.
Ain't a good idea to black out in the rape den.
No.723600
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>>723599
This from the fucker that kept screaming about shots. Or maybe I was imagining it, shit's in the past now.
>puff
So what, "Anti-Rape Polish" or something. I ain't one of you costume dweebs, but my bullshit senses are tingling.
I don't need your fucking help to not get raped, thanks.
No.723601
>>723597
Hey, at least that didn't kill you.
>>723598
Nobody made me, but I wasn't just gonna leave you here. I'm not that heartless.
>shrugs
No clue how your nails got painted, though.
No.723602
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>>723600
I didn't paint your fucking nails Revy, who gives a shit?
I do what I want. Deal with it.
>
When you sober up, you and I are doing a thing. S'gonna make your gun-fu a little less laughable.
>>723601
It's just an RKO. Whaddo I look like, Guy "One Punch Chump" Gardner?
No.723603
>>723595
What?
>>723594
This is Japan we're talking about
No.723604
>>723601
So the kid's got a heart after all, just my luck.
I tell ya, this place went down the tubes as soon as laissez-faire went out of fashion.
People weren't so damn nosy.
>>723602
Wouldn't have asked if I didn't, dickweed.
>guh
The fuck you say about my gun-fu?
>>723603
Say what again.
No.723605
>>723603
No need to remind me, dude.
>>723604
It. Sucks.
Who the hell taught you? I wanna smack'em for not doin' it right.
Lemme see whatcha got. Time to fix some mistakes.
No.723606
>>723602
>chuckles
No. No you don't.
>>723604
So you want me to just leave you behind next time? 'Cause I can do that.
No.723607
>>723605
>this guy
Fuck off.
>up and at em
Chang taught me some shit, but not everything I know. Let's go, twinkletoes.
>sun's out gun's out
>>723606
You're not my dad, right?
No.723608
>>723606
Goddamn right.
>>723607
>click clack
>why's he gettin' closer
Come at me, Rev.
No.723609
>>723608
Don't gotta tell me twice!
>
No.723611
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>>723607
No, but you definitely act like a little kid.
>>723608
>looks at Revy, then back to Jay
Oh, this oughta be good.
No.723612
>>723609
>
>>
>gun kata time
Keep up or get shot!
>>723611
>now is the time for fancy gunplay
No.723613
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>>723610
>bang
>>723611
Smile next time when you say that, asshole!
>>723612
>!
>whoa shit ok
>stylin gunfu
No.723614
>>723613
>Teleport
I'm out, have fun!
No.723615
>>723612
>yes
>this amuses the Moon Knight
>>723613
I'm wearing a mask. For all you know, I could be smiling right now.
No.723616
>>723613
There we go.
>just kinda playing keep away with her hands
>all dese ricocheting shots
>>723615
It's fun to play a little, innit?
No.723617
>>723615
Gah!
>Revy: logic is not her strong suit
>>723616
Don't fuckin' play with me!
>wait did he just take my gun
BASTARD
No.723618
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>>723616
Yeah. Too bad I'm usually all business.
>>723617
>Spock would be disappointed
Heh. Maybe working with you won't be as bad as I thought.
No.723619
>>723617
Whassamatter? Shoot me!
>one more trade of hands
>git u dat gun back
>except it's empty
No.723620
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>>723618
Don't sell your crappy life short just yet, asshole.
>>723619
>I know my guns
>I know how much they weigh
>grin
>GROINKICK
>other gun goes bang
No.723621
>>723618
Hey, you and Fryface stole my grumpitude. Deal with me being the cheeky fun one again.
>>723620
>just kinda
>kicks her knee
>and slaps her gun away
Good, I like it!
No.723622
>>723621
Wh-hey!
>goes sprawling
>tch
So when do we stand on posts at the crack'a fuckin' dawn, sensei?
No.723623
>>723620
Don't know what you're talking about. My life's been pretty alright lately.
>>723621
So everything's back to normal, huh.
>smiles
Good.
No.723624
>>723622
Nah. You're gonna keep trying to nail my handsome ass 'til it works.
>tosses his guns away
"Shoot, coward: you'll only kill a man."
Guess the quote.
>>723623
More or less.
No.723625
>>723623
What about the skinny turd with the skull mask.
>>723624
>snort
Che Guevara, us poor Chinese bitches know basic shit, idiot.
>click
That an invitation?
No.723626
>>723624
Nothing about our lives is normal when you really think about it. I'll take what I can get.
>>723625
What about him?
No.723627
>>723625
>grinning
Least you got that. Growin' up that bastard was my hero.
>arms out
I'm waiting. Shoot me. Shoot me now.
>>723626
Works fer me.
No.723628
>>723626
Maybe you're not fuckin' hopeless after all.
>>723627
>fires off before he finishes
And now you're just like and all the other heroes.
Dead as a fuckin' doorknob.
No.723629
>>723628
>
Jay be nimble, Jay be quick, Jay fucking dodge bullets.
No.723631
>>723630
You got two guns, dingus. Use one to force me to dodge and lead with the other to nail the hit.
No.723632
>>723627
Funny how we're keeping the brooding to a minimum these days, isn't it?
>>723628
Never was. 'Least you see that now.
No.723633
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>>723631
Yeah, one you fuckin' emptied
>rubs her temples
Too hungover for this Matrix shit, man.
>>723632
Fuckin' cheers.
No.723634
>>723632
I have my bad days, same as anyone else.
>>723633
You think this is Matrix shit? I haven't even shown you how to curve bullets yet!
That'll be the fun one.
>
Oh yeah, I did empty it huh.
>shakes his sleeve
>9mm cart get
>toss
No.723635
>>723633
>thumbs up
Hopefully we'll get along from here on out.
>>723634
Fair enough. Not gonna stop me from worrying, though. There's only a handful of people I give a shit about, and you're one of 'em.
No.723636
>>723634
Curve bullets?
>natch
>reloadan
The hell're you on about.
>>723635
Hopefully, bwahaha.
No.723637
>>723635
It's mutual, Marc.
>>723636
>
>boolet whizzes right past her ear
No.723638
>>723636
It'd be hard to work as a team if we all fucking hated each other, wouldn't it?
>>723637
Figured as much, but thanks for the reminder.
No.723639
>>723637
>
>like zoinks, man
>>723638
Team?
No.723640
>>723638
>thumbs up
Say, can you do any of this?
>>723639
You got so much to learn, and I got too many stupid and maybe cool tricks.
No.723641
>>723639
What else am I supposed to call it? We've all got the same goal, you're just getting a paycheck on top of things.
>>723640
Don't know. Never tried to curve a bullet before.
No.723642
>>723640
>
Teach.
Me.
That.
>>723641
And if I get a bigger bonus for taking you assholes out, you think I'm gonna stick around?
>the answer might surprise you
No.723643
>>723641
Guess I'll show you too.
>>723642
>
Wanna do it with two guns at the same time?
>Jay stop overstimulating her
No.723644
>>723642
Considering neither of us can die, you'd never get that bonus to begin with. So yeah, I would.
>>723643
So we're screwing with the laws of physics now? Fine with me.
No.723645
>>723643
>YESSU YESSU YESSU
>guhuhuh
Awright, whaddya want.
>>723644
Eh?
>
Ah, fuck.
No.723646
>>723644
Aren't you the one who wanted to dick with Pym Particles? Come on now.
>>723645
Nothin'. Just wanna teach.
You got a lotta potential. I wanna see how far you can go before you finally die.
How 'bout it, Rev.
No.723647
>>723645
>smirks
Looks like you're stuck with us.
>>723646
...Okay, you've got me there.
No.723648
>>723646
>...
>...
Uh...
>ring ring
>oh thank fuck
Yeah?
>
Awright, I'll be there. Yeah.
>click
>>723647
Not yet I ain't.
>runs awaaaaaaaay
No.723649
>>723647
Right? It's sick as fuck.
>>723648
She'll come around.
No.723650
>Vlad
>Vlad what
>where did you get that heart
No.723651
No.723652
No.723653
>>723648
...Well, see ya.
>>723649
>grin
I don't doubt that, but I didn't realize breaking all the rules meant breaking all of the rules.
No.723654
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>>723653
Rules are made to be broken.
'mon, let's go find a good range.
No.723655
File: 1452129792000.png (806.45 KB, 554x898, 277:449, When Moon Knight says leav….png)
>>723654
>takes out a pistol
Sounds like a plan.
No.723657
>>723656
>Moonman's trailing behind
>gon curve some boolets tonight
No.723658
>looking up from his paper
oh shit did I miss something?
No.723659
File: 1452137728267.png (229.52 KB, 600x436, 150:109, Killer, healer, what's the….png)
No.723660
>>723659
you miss everything!.....speaking of did ya meet Milly's sis?
No.723661
>>723660
>
She got a sister?!
I was wondering why I was seein' double...
No.723662
>>723661
ya didn't talk to her did ya?
No.723663
>>723662
No!
I thought I was hallucinating or something.
She might be like Mileena...unaware of this place's bodacious music!
I cannot stand for that!
>sits down
Nor can I sit for it!
>down on the ground
AND I MOST CERTAINLY CANNOT LAY FOR IT!
No.723664
>>723663
.....ya a freaking ijet
No.723665
>>723664
Where's your sense of humor, boy?
No.723666
>>723665
same place I store my will to live
No.723668
>>723667
along with everyone's care about remake of Robocop!
No.723669
File: 1452138589745.png (642.06 KB, 1009x369, 1009:369, STAVE IT OFF 123 AND NOW Y….png)
>>723668
Oh right. That tiny box.
That tiny box filled with what little care there was for the remake...
No.723670
>>723669
it killed us all on the inside dad......it killed us all
No.723671
>>723670
Just don't talk about it. Let it be forgotten.
No.723672
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>>723671
yes forgotten like a bad fandom!
No.723673
File: 1452138923220.jpg (530.63 KB, 1400x2006, 700:1003, Don't pull that trigger.jpg)
>>723672
Yeah!
Like one of those!
No.723674
File: 1452138978442.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)
>>723673
seems fare, so it just me or is there a real lack of spiders?
No.723675
File: 1452139047969.jpg (168.84 KB, 816x979, 816:979, anti_venom_by_aerlixir-d49….jpg)
>>723674
Maybe they're busy?
No.723677
>>723676
Spider stuff? I guess?
No.723678
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>>723677
think Stumpy and his psychic friend is with'm?
No.723679
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No.723680
File: 1452139359145.jpg (121.07 KB, 571x605, 571:605, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
>>723679
well he ain't got no friends here anymore
No.723681
>>723680
Poor old fella...well at least he has friends outside the dome!
No.723682
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>>723681
yeah like that Parker punk and Spider-Man
No.723683
>>723682
Yeah h-- them!
Both of them.
No.723684
>>723683
wonder if they meet him at the same time who he hangs out with?
No.723686
>>723685
why would ANYONE want to hang out with such a lame ass?
No.723687
>>723686
He feels bad for bullying him.
No.723688
>>723687
.....people can feel bad for that? I never feel bad for bullying Ahri
No.723689
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>>723688
To be fair, what doesn't he feel bad about?
No.723690
>>723689
banging a psychic
No.723691
>>723690
Hmmm...I could see him feeling bad about that.
No.723692
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>>723691
okay how I need to know this
No.723693
>>723692
Maybe he couldn't...uhhhh...satisfy her if you know what I mean.
No.723694
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>>723693
dude...dad...when has that ever been a problem for us?
No.723695
>>723694
...fair point but maybe he couldn't get it up in the first place?
No.723696
>>723695
you of all people should know what suit control does
No.723697
>>723696
I'm just trying to think how sad a man can be at sex, stop trying to fault me for it!
No.723698
>>723697
never! I will bully you!
No.723699
File: 1452140922338.jpg (1.06 MB, 1269x590, 1269:590, It doesn't have to be this….jpg)
No.723700
>>723699
if you love these people so much you can morn for them!
No.723701
>>723700
HRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH
>twists his neck
No.723702
>>723701
son of a bitch!....I mean ugh I'm the dead
No.723703
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>>723702
I saved the day yet again!
No.723704
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>>723703
ya gotta give a anguished scream ya ijet!
No.723705
>>723704
Oh. I mean
NYRRRAAALLHLHLLGGGHHHH
No.723707
File: 1452141713224.jpg (258.03 KB, 1000x744, 125:93, I know that feel whoever t….jpg)
No.723708
>>723707
I go home
>back flips out window
No.723709
>>723708
Well alright then. Catch ya later, son.
>checks his watch
No.723710
>cleans the glasses whilst waiting for another customer
No.723713
>>723712
Now isn't that the question of the day.
Usually the cliche has me behind the bar, but I want to see how this plays out.
I'll have a gin and tonic.
No.723714
>>723713
Gladly sir. So you were once a bartender as well? I hope I haven't put you out of a job.
>soon enough you see the glass of gin and tonic on the counter
Since money has little use to me, it's free.
No.723715
>puff
That was actually kinda fun.
No.723716
>>723714
How kind of you.
>aw yiss
>sip
A bartender, yes. Among other things.
>>723715
Oh?
No.723717
>>723716
Full night.
>beat on Drake with the brat
>show Revy new tricks
>murder scum with Marc
I'm satisfied.
No.723718
>>723717
A tenuous truth, I'm sure.
You might, then, be looking to do work for me.
No.723719
>>723716
What were those other things?
>>723717
you look shattered Mr Todd.
No.723720
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>>723718
Oh? What kinda work would you have for me?
No.723721
>>723719
A bar is a place commonly associated with the exchanges of ideas and pasts. Everyone loves Cheers.
But one should always know their limits.
>>723720
A loose end from one of the Dream Lord's escapades. You'll find him traipsing around England going by the name Robin Goodfellow.
No.723722
>>723719
You what now? "Shattered"?
Let's keep the weird ominous shit down to a bare minimum, Grim.
>>723721
How supernatural are we talking. It is you after all, gotta know what I should be packin'.
No.723723
>>723722
There was nothing supernatural intended, I just meant you look a bit tired that's all.
>>723721
Certainly. But of course, I am more then just a bartender. Understanding people and knowing their past is needed for the other part of my job. Perhaps Mr Todd could explain it for me?
No.723724
>>723722
Lesser fae. Whatever you call your "Nth metal" these days should do the trick.
He'll no doubt be covered in various trinkets he's absconded with in the past. Consider that your payment.
>>723723
Oh, but I already know all about that.
But then again, good omnipotence is so hard to find these days.
No.723725
>>723724
You're a god?!
So that explains why I was unable to see pieces of your memories.
No.723726
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>>723723
Tired? Nah. My body doesn't produce fatigue toxins. Lazarus Pit changed my whole chemistry.
S'nice.
>
And I'm not gonna spoil Blondie's act. Time to put your empathy stuff to the test or whatever. Figure out who he is.
You're gonna look like an idiot, s'all I'm gonna say.
>>723724
Works for me.
Pleasure workin' for ya and whatnot, I'll get to it come sun-up.
No.723727
>>723725
>god
>minor salt
>
>>723726
At least it wasn't the Keyser Soze hint like last time.
No.723728
>>723726
Im afraid I wont. I was made to observe humans and the dead by receiving their memories. Then exploiting that to look into their soul by forcing them to remember throughout any games I make. It's a cruel job at times.
>>723727
I just meant that as a deity rather then the Christian term sir.
No.723729
>>723728
forgot pic like an idiot
No.723730
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>>723727
If I use the same material it stops being as funny.
But you'd know all about repetition wouldn't you.
>>723728
Know what else is a cruel job? Mine.
>
Oh wait no I love my job. Nevermind.
No.723731
>>723728
Redundant, in this case.
>
Some kind of pseudo-Endless, are you.
>>723730
Careful, mister Todd.
No.723732
>>723731
Me? Careful? Nah, that's the replacement. I'm the reckless ballsy one who's hellbound one of these days when Big Sis doesn't need me anymore.
>grins
No.723733
>>723731
I suppose. But how can one have an end if they were never alive to begin with?
I am an Arbiter. Tasked to judge souls, to see if they are either reincarnated or sent into the void. I specifically have to Judge people who have died at the exact same time.
No.723734
>>723732
Don't I know it.
I'm sure Remiel and Duma are looking forward to your long awaited introduction.
>>723733
Oh how little you know.
>sip
Souls, is it.
So give me the works, what do you see in me.
No.723735
>>723734
I'll be sure to say "hi" before you guys voip me off to do whatever kinda eternal punishment nonsense goes on down under.
No.723736
>>723734
At the moment it's fuzzy. All I can see is a great hatred inside you, no offence. I doubt that you even have a soul, like me.
No.723737
>>723735
A certain sufferer managed to con his way to an effluent position in Effrul. You never know.
Things are increasingly complicated these days.
>>723736
Oh no, that's absolutely correct.
Though I'm a little curious why even I haven't mellowed out after so long.
No.723738
>>723737
Forgive me if I'm not too good with Hell's mechanics. Big Sis kinda kept me away from all that.
No.723739
>blink
Oh... my head. How long was I-
>where did they all go
No.723740
>>723737
It seems to be encased in something. with pores that release small amounts like a filter. That way you can pass off with a human personality.
No.723741
>>723738
Everywhere at once and she still manages to find the time.
I hope you appreciate that.
>>723740
Human?
Oh no, far from human.
No.723742
>>723739
>you realize youre on a comfy sofa
You were intoxicated for quite a while Miss Kanno. I had to make sure no-one would do anything stupid or primal to you.
No.723743
>>723739
>playing with a paddleball
They went in Rider's bubble.
No.723744
>>723741
Oh I know that sir. I just meant it as, how should i say it. "You can mimic human personalities"?
No.723745
>>723741
I'd say "more than you know", but you know everything.
She's my savior, and she's gonna be my undoing. Still love the hell outta her.
No.723746
>>723742
Fuckin' vampires...
>>723743
>checks a watch
It's been hours. Rider's gonna die in that thing.
>[concern]
No.723747
>>723744
I wasn't made to be able to mimic human personalities.
Humans were made to mimic me and my brothers.
For a bartender you should learn how to keep a more open mind.
>>723745
I have a cage that's just perfect.
No.723749
>>723746
Pardon? I'm not a vampire miss-
>>723747
I am only making observations with what limited info I have. I try to sir.
No.723750
>>723746
I don't know, neither of our Riders had Reality Marbles.
>bong bong bong bong-
>snap
>aw
No.723751
>>723748
Cage.
The Endless aren't known for being easy to deal with in an amorous regard.
>>723749
I know that too.
But the victim card is just a little overdone, don't you think?
>shakes his glass
I'd like a top up.
No.723752
>>723749
Didn't mean you.
>>723750
They're huge mana sinks. Better suited to Casters.
Rider's gonna be comatose or dead if he doesn't cancel it soon.
No.723753
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>>723751
>
You're not implying I wanna boink big sis, are you? That's fucked up.
No.723754
>>723751
I wasn't intending that as a victim card, more of an explanation.
Gladly, I'l get to it.
Would you like multiple glasses so you don't have to ask for another?
>he gets you another glass. A larger one this time as he's realized how thirsty your kind can get
>>723752
Ah. My apologies miss. Would you like some water to help calm that raging hangover of yours.
No.723755
>>723752
It could be worse.
>hello nukespear my old friend
But I hope they get out soon. Can't you tell him to stop?
No.723756
>>723753
>
And Freud isn't currently roasting.
>>723754
One to go, actually.
No.723757
>>723754
I'm. Not. Drunk. Got fed on by a vampire.
Head's pounding either way, need liquids.
Juice me, barkeep.
>>723755
>phone out
>dialan
...
...
...
No.723758
>>723756
>this guy
Sheesh. Way to make things awkward, Luce.
No.723759
>>723757
>falls out of thin air
>bonk
Remind me to give Mordred something congratulatory for having to deal with...that
No.723760
>>723757
Oh My. Sounds rather risque. Are you sure you're alright?
>he gets you two glasses of orange and apple juice.
>>723756
>he makes you another puts it in a flask and gives you the flask.
enjoy your journey Sir
No.723761
>>723757
>beep boop
>what's with all these texts from Arjuna
>>723759
>
Oh. Saber's father.
No.723762
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>>723759
>arms around swoodhusband
>'mere
What happened.
>>723760
It was an emergency.
>downs the glasses
>>723761
>"BRRRRRROTHER"
I'm worried about the others.
No.723763
>>723758
Let's not be insulting now.
>looks at his watch
Sun-up.
>>723760
A flask?
Little undignified, don't you think.
>stalks out
No.723764
>>723762
You risked your own soul and blood to save him? That's pretty honourable miss kanno.
>>723763
Unfortunately I do not have ALL my equipment on me. It will have to do for now.
No.723765
>>723763
Roger.
>bounds out
No.723766
>>723761
>uh
>...oh god don't tell me
Oh...you.
>>723762
Apparently the voivode failed to warn us about his peculiarly shifting physiology.
Things got a little out of hand after he ate Zhuge Liang.
I'm a little surprised you're still on your feet, I was compelled to detonate Excalibur.
>oh
Rider was picked up in a flying ship. He'll be fine.
No.723767
>>723764
Depriving my little monster of an enemy any advantage doesn't make me honorable: it makes me resourceful.
>>723766
>sheesh
But everyone's fine now, right?
>
He'll be compelled to help when it counts now. Regal guys don't like to be kept in the debt of others.
No.723768
>>723762
>ARJUNA WHY DON'T YOU EVER DIE
Lancer still needs to pay his union dues.
>
Siegfried is alright?
>>723766
Karna.
No.723769
>>723766
>
...Mistakes were made.
No.723770
>>723767
But unless if you are trying to make him blood bound to you, surely giving him blood would be helping him.
No.723771
>>723767
>nod
Lancer succeeded. We dropped him off in Scotland to be alone.
>frown
I don't think I was very sensitive to his feelings the other day.
>eyebrow raised
You sound like you have a plan.
>>723768
Karna, that's right.
That...
>
It was going to be my second guess.
>>723769
Apologies on the whole blowing you up thing.
No.723772
File: 1452150189244.gif (332.06 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_mrxh04bCsD1rcyelyo1….gif)
>>723768
Siegfried's fine. He's sleeping it off.
...How're you. I uh, forgot to un-pose you.
>>723769
>sheesh
>>723770
That isn't it.
>>723771
You know how she brought back all the first war Servants?
We're gonna rally our own. I'll deal with the little bitch myself.
No.723773
>>723771
Apologies on the whole "trying to eat you" thing.
>
>jesus Vlad
>>723772
I suppose I am in all of your debts...
No.723774
>>723769
>Black
>reeeeeeeeeee
>>723771
No it wasn't.
>>723772
I heard everything.
>too deadpan to tell anything else
Someone came along and shouted at me and touched my finger, and that worked.
No.723775
>>723772
You know how I love to hear you when you're self-righteous.
>memories
>MEMORIES
...Assuming I'll be able to restrain myself when the time comes.
>>723773
Bygones are bygones.
>shakes his head
I'll never understand how that man can sound so happy describing the deaths of his friends.
>>723774
...No. It wasn't.
No.723776
>>723774
>Red
>
>I'm okay with this
Lancer.
>>723775
He is a man who glorifies his beautiful friends in every moment, even their demise.
That kind of man is unshakable. I respect that. A will that even my Kazikli Bei can't strip away with intimidation and oppression.
No.723777
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>>723774
>uh
...
...
...
Oh...
>>723775
You already got your shots in when you killed her.
It's my turn.
>>723773
I'll ask you a favor one day. Grant it and we're even.
No.723778
>>723775
I fought with Mordred.
She's loud.
>>723776
Lancer.
...Other Lancer.
>>723777
If the Kama Sutra didn't exist, that would count as evil sin, you know.
No.723779
>>723776
Well at least we know where we stand.
Somewhat.
I should really probably allow him that rematch when he's at his full height.
>>723777
Unfortunately, you don't have much of a say in that matter.
>grin
You are the sheathe to my sword, and the hand that guides it.
Plus she's still no doubt obsessed with me.
>>723778
We're working on that, trust me.
No.723780
>>723777
Very well.
>>723778
Voivode will do. You lot are no doubt aware of my identity by now.
>>723779
I would like to watch.
No.723781
>>723778
I'm not religious.
>>723779
That's why I took the Ruler in. Those spare command spells will come in useful in getting your ass out of the fire.
>
She's cute too.
No.723782
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>>723776
>Takes a towel and cleans the blood off of your cheeks.
>Sighs.
Vlad try to be neater next time.
No.723783
>>723779
Mm.
...You've been in all the wars.
Have you ever seen Arjuna?
>>723780
It was kind of obvious when you started yelling about Dracula.
>>723781
Not anymore, you're not.
No.723784
>>723780
It would be my pleasure.
But first things first, hm?
>>723781
>?
You did what now?
>>723783
Arjuna...
No, the first Archer was Arash, and most of the others have been Gilgamesh.
No.723785
>>723782
>
Woman. What are you doing.
>nabs the towel
>the blood just creeps from it, up Vlad's arm and into his mouth
>freaky vampire shit mang
>>723783
Yelling?
>...
>Darnic
>Darnic
>DARNIC
>scowling
Let us not speak of that accursed war.
>>723784
Of course. Priorities.
No.723786
>>723783
Never was. Science and God don't see eye to eye. Read Frankenstein sometime.
We people are bound to push boundaries sooner or later.
>>723784
Manaka created a corrupted version of Ruler.
I bent her to join me.
>
You might wanna plug your ears, the sacrilege is real. But I need her so Manaka doesn't have her.
No.723787
>>723785
Oh, I've never seen a vampires able to do that. My apologies, I was simply trying to clean your face since it looked messy with all the blood.
No.723788
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>>723784
He could have been a Caster or Rider too.
>frown
Ok.
>>723785
Fine. Siegfried and I never got to finish our fight.
Now we make sandwiches.
>how am I gonna make a blood sandwich
>>723786
That's why the purple Lancer was so sad before she died.
...Or was it maroon.
No.723789
>>723785
>
>
>
Someone is going to have to tell Gilgamesh and Enkidu.
If they even bother to care.
>>723786
>hwat
Sacrilege...?
I'm a little uneasy about how blatant you are about calling her "corrupted", but I can deal with whatever you have to say.
>>723788
I'm sorry, but he might be around now.
No.723790
>>723787
I would be the original.
>>723788
He expressed enjoyment in fighting you. Nonverbally, of course.
...Sandwiches?
>>723789
I'm sure that golden one has an eavesdropping Noble Phantasm.
No.723791
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>>723788
I thought it was burgundy.
>>723789
Let's just say it'll be like Alter never died.
No.723792
>>723789
Oh.
>>723790
>nodnod
Sandwiches.
We're quite good at it.
>>723791
Burgundy...
>disappears in big flowing drapes
>distant windchimes
No.723793
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>>723790
It would be convenient if he had one that would dispel this entire conflict.
But I can't complain, i-
>>723791
>
>
>
Why
No.723794
>>723790
I wonder why that ability did not simply transfers over to your kin.
No.723795
>>723793
>
Would you prefer she stay with my monster of a sister? And use those command spells to force everyone to kill each other?
Idiot. I did it for you.
Hmph...
>also for herself
No.723796
>>723793
That would be too easy, wouldn't it.
>>723794
Not everyone is the same.
No.723797
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No.723798
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>>723795
>pls no I can't handle that face
...No.
>takes a knee
I apologize, I should have thought better of your judgment.
Or maybe I simply to work on my comedic timing again.
>gleam
Thank you.
>>723796
And as a certain Rider would put it, take out half the fun.
I'm inclined to agree with him this time.
>Arty no it's still murder
No.723799
>>723796
True but I would assume that at least one of your kin would be able to drink blood only that way instead of usually biting their victim.
No.723800
>>723797
Holy crap it's Batman!
No.723801
>>723798
>
That's my hubby.
>>723800
>ohjeez
Jeanne.
No.723802
>>723798
I can agree as well.
...I was touched, by all of your kindness. Thank you, Saber.
>>723799
There still needs to be a source. I simply pulled it to me.
No.723803
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>>723800
>the suit begins to change from black to white
>Moonman how
I get that a lot.
No.723804
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>>723801
>stupid virgin stupid red face
>wan smile
It's funny, you know?
For as long as I can remember after death, I've had nothing to look forward to in the end but her.
Feels like a weight's been lifted from my shoulders.
>and thaaaaaaaaaaaaat is definitely Jeanne
Oh dear, there wasn't a single quip in that entire sentence.
>>723802
It feels strange, for our kind, doesn't it?
You're always welcome, voivode.
Although hopefully the proceeding instances don't have to involve my sword.
No.723805
>>723801
Heya, Master!
Missed you on the early morning fun run, y'know!
>>723803
Holy crap it's an Animorph!
No.723806
>>723804
You're cute when you're embarrassed.
>>723805
Had a ritual to setup. Sounds like you didn't take my bait. Oh well, we can get to it later.
>guhuhuhuhu
No.723807
>>723805
>Oh, she's gonna be a fun one. I can tell.
...No. Feel like trying again?
No.723808
>>723804
>that is not the holy virgin
>hmm...
Let's hope not. Frankly I'm impressed I even survived your sword, even uncharged.
No.723809
>>723806
Correction, I'm cute all the time.
>
She seems awfully loyal for someone supposedly created to be a particularly nasty thorn in our side.
No.723810
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>>723802
They cut a person and the blood that comes out of the wound floats up to their mouth.
No.723811
>>723806
Was that why you asked me if I owned another pair of stockings?
I mean, I do, but they're the emergency break in case of total lack of stockings, stockings.
>>723807
Ed Hardy T-shirt?
No.723812
>>723809
>
You doubt my power of persuasion?
>>723811
I also borrowed your underwear. Baphomet needed it to personalize your defilement.
>haha demon summoning
No.723813
>>723811
>
...That doesn't even make sense.
No.723814
>>723808
Yet another apology I owe Rider for destroying his Marble.
>I know that look
>look-talk go
>"You thinking what I'm thinking"
>>723812
>um
They say Charisma rank E is the ability to inspire based on fear.
We're dealing with a certain kind of fear, aren't we.
>what are they talking about
No.723815
>>723814
Hopefully he'll survive.
>"Unsure."
>>723810
Using telekinetic pressure enough to pull blood from an open wound is also enough to destroy the blood vessels. It's entirely inefficient.
No.723816
>>723812
Great!
>dreamy look
I feel bad for Gilles, he was always there for me.
But ruining unrequited love? What could be better than that!
>>723813
Sure it does! You know, they change color in the sunlight?
Is it Ed Hardy? Or the one that made all the notebooks and school supplies for little girls with all the neon leopards on 'em...
No.723817
No.723818
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>>723815
Ah, thank you for informing me.
No.723819
>>723814
I wouldn't call it fear that I'm using.
Reward-based loyalty.
>>723816
Man you're really somethin'.
No.723820
No.723821
No.723822
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>>723815
Well-
>I'm sorry what
>
>
I might be deceived but I think there's another head extending from your hair.
>>723819
I was holding out hope, you know.
>is my wife a bad end
Dare I ask what the reward is?
No.723823
>>723816
>sighs
Maybe I should've changed back before showing up here...
>I can't tell if she's really this dense or if she's just fucking with you. I like her already!
No.723824
>>723822
...What.
>>723818
It's better used to clean oneself.
No.723825
>>723819
Just your average burning heretical witch.
>sweeping bow
Gotta give the reviewers what they want!
>>723823
Nah, now you look like a paint-by-numbers!
>holding a red marker
'mere, Jeanne's gonna make a masterpiece.
No.723826
>>723825
You expect me to just stand here and let you draw on my costume?
No.723827
>>723822
She wants God to punish her so I give her ways to be reviled in his eyes.
Not that hard when I summon demons anyways.
>>723825
By the way, you're gonna need to get knocked up by Baph. Two spirit entities can do that, right?
No.723828
>>723824
It's been a long day.
>blinking rapidly
Do you think Lancer will be able to perform when the time comes?
>>723827
...Right.
And this is supposed to beat out all-consuming force by magic?
>
I really need to learn when to shut my mouth.
No.723829
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>>723823
I prefer you in white. Black really does not suit you.
>>723824
May I ask you a question and can you please not try to kill me.
No.723830
>>723826
Even if I say please?
Just kiddin', I wasn't gonna say please.
>distant dragon roaring
Come oooooooon, you don't want this to dry out, do you?
>>723827
Knocked up? Like impregnated?
>knees quivering
Sign me the hell up
No.723831
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>>723828
My heart was pierced, his is destroyed.
Let him grieve.
>>723829
I make no promises beforehand, they bode ill.
Ask.
No.723832
>>723828
It's not a big deal for me, this is just what I did recreationally before you reappeared in my life.
How else did I get this figure.
>>723830
Had a feeling you'd say that.
>shadow of a smile on the inside
No.723833
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>>723829
I've only worn black like two or three times. Let's just say I've been doing some stuff that required me not to be seen.
>>723830
>I should probably be scared of that dragon
>but I'm not
>'cause I ain't no bitch
To tell you the truth? Yeah, I kinda do.
No.723834
>>723831
>but muh king's duty
>chill, damn it
You're feeling better, aren't you.
>>723832
>metaphorical tail: firmly tucked between legs
...Honestly I was betting on junk food and ergonomic sitting arrangements.
No.723835
>>723832
>eyebrow wiggle
Master, you stinker, you're not just giving me Satan or whatever as a babydaddy just like that, are ya.
Oo! Do I get to give birth to the Antichrist? That'd be super!
>>723833
Philistine! This is why art majors are so unappreciated!
>scribbles on her freaky armor
>nothing
But I just bought this yesterday!
No.723836
>>723831
The girl assassin, the female with the poison, why did you randomly attack her?
>>723833
Assassin?
No.723837
>>723834
If it's any consolation, Avalon pretty much keeps me pure.
>>723835
Baphomet's just a demon. Enjoy the ride, you'll be plugged for a while.
No.723838
>>723834
Very much so. I could almost feel a heartbeat for a moment.
>>723836
You would ask a hungry wolf why they chose to bite a lamb?
No.723839
>>723835
...So was something magical supposed to happen there, or are you just crazy?
>>723836
It was more like robbery. Assassination's more of Jason's ballgame. I usually just go in guns blazing.
No.723840
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>>723838
If my understanding is correct, servants contain no blood, correct?
No.723841
>>723837
>
>...
>reaches up
>covers his ears
Oh.
That's...g-good to know.
>I am accepting I am accepting I am accepting
>where are the fucking ice picks
>>723838
WHAT?
No.723842
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>>723840
Incorrect.
>>723841
>eye-talk
>"Get over it you ninny."
No.723843
>>723837
Nnnnghuhuh, yes ma'am.
Does it have to be in private?
>>723839
What?
It's a marker, markers aren't magic.
>looks to the audience
This guy, right?
No.723844
>>723841
>what the fuck
Arthur.
>>723843
I'm gonna watch. This stuff is fascinating on the conceptual level.
>and hot
No.723845
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>>723843
So we're going with option B, then.
No.723846
>>723842
>
>>723844
>hands removed
Erm...
What are the odds we can forget all that.
No.723847
>>723839
That's actually a shame. You should try going silent one time.
>>723842
Ah thank you for answering and my apologies for asking such a pathetic question.
No.723848
>>723844
Oho, Master, you really know how to get right to it.
Your Saber's looking hot and bothered, maybe I should go get ready.
I need my loofah!
>>723845
Was there any doubt?
Crazy, though. I'll tell you what I'm crazy for. J-E-S-U-S, hell yes!
No.723849
>>723846
>
>>723848
I could use a shower. You'll be my body-brush.
No.723850
>>723847
I could. But where's the fun in that?
>>723848
I sort of already figured that out.
>Huh. Guess that whole stereotype about religious chicks being kinky checks out after all.
No.723851
>>723846
Good grief.
>>723847
Was that all, Master of Assassin.
No.723852
No.723853
>>723849
I'm going to take that as we'll file it under my list of stupid behaviors as always.
>is she really
>sheesh
A knight serves, after all.
>>723851
Save it.
No.723854
>>723849
>holding two bottles of soap
Old Spice or Irish Spring?
>>723850
Thank you, Bagman! The city is safe once again thanks to you!
No.723855
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>>723853
No no. Not you.
You deserve better than how I treat you. So now I can just abuse Alter. She likes it.
You're my hubby after all.
>>723854
Irish Spring. Whaddo I look like, some pink haired horseshoe loser?
No.723856
No.723858
>>723855
Am I in trouble or something?
>no
There are also certain responsibilities and duties inherent in that title, aren't there?
I don't think I'll be ignoring them anymore.
>
Or is this a put-on.
>>723857
>pinches the bridge of his nose
Right, right.
No.723859
>>723851
Please just call me Sakuya and yes.
>>723850
The fun is watching your victim's life drain from their eyes since you were able to slith open their throat.
>My eyes start to turn red.
You get to choose whether a person lives or dies when they lest expect it.
No.723860
>>723854
Pretty sure "Bagman" is what we call Spider-Man when he forgets his mask at home, but whatever.
>>723859
Uh... Sakuya? Are you feeling okay?
No.723861
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>>723855
Aye aye!
>>723860
Spider-Bag!
>runs off
No.723862
>>723858
>
I love you, Arthur.
>>723861
It really is like Alter never left.
>
Actually I can save all the money from food and put it into other stuff now. Talk about a trade up.
No.723863
No.723864
>>723858
That Lancer... he will need your help. You killed your daughter at one point, did you not?
You know his pain.
>>723859
The voivode will call you as he pleases, maid.
No.723865
>>723860
Hm? Yes I am perfectly fine. Why would I not be fine?
No.723866
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>>723862
>
I'm just going to shut up and say I love you too.
>>723864
Actually, I tried that exact tactic on the other one.
He didn't seem to take too kindly to it.
>guh
Contrary to popular opinion, but I let my actions do most of my inspiring of other people.
No.723867
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>>723864
I would ask for you to call me by my name instead of Master of Assassin or maid.
No.723869
>>>723861
>
Nope, doesn't really have the same ring to it.
>>723865
That sounded pretty violent. Just... didn't expect to hear that from you.
No.723870
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No.723871
>>723866
My Charisma is E. I'm sure you know why.
I'm afraid I'm even more useless in this situation.
>>723867
I will not repeat myself.
No.723872
>>723868
Now that's a rare fac-
>>723870
>MURDERMURDERMURDER
>KILLKILLKILL
>>723871
...gkkt.
>damn it Charisma B
If he wants reconciliation, I'll be there.
No.723873
>>723870
>no
>no
>what are these feelings
>fear
>hatred
>anger
>despair
>no sir I don't like it
You...
>>723872
Arthur.
Arthur.
Help.
No.723874
>>723871
>Sighs.
Fine, I am not in the mood to fight over something like that.
>>723869
Ah, sorry. I guess there are things you still don't know about.
No.723875
>>723872
>eyean Manaka
So this is the Grail's new face?
>>723874
Why is it so important to you, maid.
No.723876
>>723872
>>723873
>blink and she's gone
>IT'S JUST A PRANK ILLUSION, BRO
No.723877
>>723870
>She's adorable!
>
Hello!
No.723878
No.723879
>>723875
Because it was the name I was given by someone special.
No.723880
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>>723873
>
>imposing 5'8"
You stand with me, don't you?
>>723875
I think The Who said it best.
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
>>723876
...well that was anticlimactic.
>gulp
No.723881
>>723879
Is that so.
>>723880
I should have guessed...
No.723882
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>>723880
>christ
>leaning into Arty
I do.
>
Still not ready to face her... yet.
No.723883
>>>723874
What do you mean?
No.723884
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>>723883
I am not the sweet and kind maid you usually see.
No.723885
>>723881
It'd be appreciated if the next time you her that you stab the everloving pus out of her.
We might not be so lucky to get second chances.
>>723882
That might be out of our hands.
>looks down
I'm not sure why you're so worried. I beat her before, and with you it should be a snap.
>Reassurance: A
No.723886
>>723885
She almost butchered me with a smile. I'll never forget.
>and we're reassured
Saber, I...
No.723887
>>723885
Why would you stab something so cute?!
>Yes Sakuya has a weakness for cute things.
No.723889
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>>723884
You're being vague. What's going on?
No.723890
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>>723881
Yes. It would also be weird calling me, a lowly servant, a master of anyone.
No.723891
>>723886
I know.
>head smek
Go home. If you're as right about Jeanne as you think you are, she and Siegfried will keep you safe.
I'll meet you there.
>>723887
I didn't stab her, I cut her in half.
>[MENACING]
It would save me so much trouble if you would just leave it alone.
>>723888
...What's the chance of getting Nero involved.
No.723892
>>723891
Come home to me safe.
Safe.
>
I need a ride.
No.723893
>>723890
And yet you are.
>>723891
It depends how much attention it takes from her.
No.723894
>>723891
I would like to know.
>Right back at you
>[MENACING]
>>723889
Ah, I am sorry. I guess I am a little tired.
No.723895
>>723894
That's... understandable. You sure you're okay?
No.723896
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>>723893
It's a little nerve racking and strange when he calls me master, but if he is comfortable calling that then I shall allow him to.
No.723897
>>723892
>beep beep
...You don't know how to ride that, do you.
Never mind, I'll be there in a second.
>>723893
I assume that translates to "not enough".
>...
We should be fine.
Should.
>>723894
>bruh
She was my master in the first war. The very first war.
She never wanted the wish the Grail promised, said it was boring to her; she who was connected directly to the root. So she chose to summon the Beast and make my wish come true instead, in her own perverse way.
So I slaughtered her before she could sacrifice enough people to it.
She killed her father, she almost killed her sister.
I will not have my judgment questioned.
No.723898
>>723896
>squint
Fool. You mean to try and intimidate the King of Knights?
>>723897
Oh no, it's all too easy for Nero to join the fray.
She will stand with us.
No.723899
>>723897
I'll just stay with you.
No.723900
No.723901
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>>723898
Thank you.
>>723899
We're leaving.
>cycle get
>ZOOM ZOOM
No.723902
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>>723901
>oh thank god
I'm gonna need an extra long shower with Jeanne now.
No.723903
>>723898
Yes I did.
>>723897
Ah, such an adorable face yet to have such malicious intent should be criminal. Thank you.
>>723895
>Flicks your forehead lightly.
Stop worrying about me when I've said I'm fine.
No.723904
>>723903
You're an idiot to believe you inspire anything in a Servant.
There is a reason Masters don't do the fighting. We have nothing to fear from you.
No.723905
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>>723904
No, I did not believe I would inspire anything in a servant. I simply got to serious. That was it.
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>>>723903
Jeez. Didn't realize looking out for a friend was a bad thing.
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>>723906
You may imply something that I would like to avoid.
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