No.723909
>Meanwhile after Josh decided to fuck the site again
>here we are
No.723915
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>>723914
We're... home free?
No.723916
>>723915
Looks like it. Guess we blinked and wound up in a parallel universe earlier.
No.723918
>>723917
Hey, could be worse. We could've been stuck there.
No.723919
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>I want to complain about this
>...oh, but that would be rude, wouldn't it
>even on the inter-nets one should be curteous
>how do you put into kind words that everything about someone's idea is both objectively terrible and offensive to many peoples' feelings
...
>takkatakkatakka
>"maybe you should look for a different hobby, I reccomend singing"
>perfect
No.723920
>>723918
Don't even joke!
>>723919
Whatcha doin' there, Squigs?
No.723921
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>>723919
>being nice
>on the internet
>oh you naive soul
>>723920
...Is it bad if I was being serious?
No.723922
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>>723921
>
Y'know what, now's a good time for some gun fu. Might as well enjoy being back.
Ready?
No.723923
>>723920
Writing a review! Now I just need to send it.
>...
I will need to find a larger box.
>>723921
>do you really think someone would do that
>just go onto the internet and tell lies
No.723924
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>>723922
>
Yeah, I think I'm ready.
>>723923
>yes
>yes I do
>or maybe that's a lie
No.723925
>>723923
Review?
>
Might wanna cover your ears. Marc an' I are gonna have some fun.
>>723924
>cue gun-kata
>>
>yay for ties
No.723926
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>>723925
>woopwoop gunplay
>
You sure we're really home? Feels like we came back to the Matrix.
No.723927
>>723924
>...but
>b-but how do you know when they are being truthful
>>723925
>what-okay that's gunfire
>
No.723928
>>723926
I mean, Squigs is here. Iunno man.
>>723927
Sorry babe!
No.723929
>>723927
>easy
>you don't
>>723928
Hey, I'm not complaining. You're teaching me how to curve bullets after all.
No.723930
>>723929
S'easier than it looks. Just takes a lotta practice. When you're drawing, you gotta draw in a horizontal arc and pull the trigger right when you feel the most air resistance, it'll basically create an effect that makes the bullet not take a straight path.
Curving is easy, aiming the curve is the hard part.
No.723931
>>723930
I know how to use almost every weapon there is.
>smiles
I'll learn fast.
No.723932
>>723931
You me both. I picked it up in two weeks. It's more a showy trick than actually effective, but boy howdy does it make thugs shit themselves.
No.723933
>>723932
That's all that really matters, isn't it?
No.723934
>>723933
For sure.
Revy's gonna go nuts when I show'er how to do it with both her guns. Circle of death.
No.723935
>>723934
Y'know, she's a lot less irritating than I thought she was.
No.723938
>>723937
>chuckles
Guess I can make friends with anybody if I try hard enough.
No.723939
>>723938
Revy doesn't have friends. She has mutual acquaintances.
Chick's more broken inside than me.
No.723940
>>723939
She doesn't want to kill me. That's good enough.
No.723941
>>723940
Iunno 'bout that. Maybe she's just accepted that she can't kill you.
Like me.
No.723942
>>723941
>shrugs
It's a possibility, I guess. Either way, she's cooperative.
No.723943
>>723942
That's the good stuff.
>
Ice cream?
No.723944
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>>723943
Sure, why not? Not like there's much else to do.
No.723945
>>723944
Let's go then. Gotta pick up more bullets on the way back too.
No.723946
That maid... so many contradictions.
>swirling a wine glass full of blood
Utter nonsense.
No.723947
>>723945
Well, no use standing around here, then.
>walks out
No.723948
Gae.. Bolg!
>thrusting with Bolg Alt
>leaps up and
Huah!
>two bolgs rain down
>steps back into stance
Gae Bolg!
>only one bolg this time
>absolutely dripping with sweat
>looks like he's been going at it for awhile
No.723949
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No.723950
>>723949
>taking a deeep breath
Gae...
>leap
Bolg!
>one Bolg materialises and clatters to the ground before disappearing
>stumbles upon landing
...dammit.
No.723951
>>723950
Take a break, Lancer, before you accidentally deprive yourself of all your mana.
>wine glass in his hand
No.723952
>>723951
Don't worry about me, old man.
>leaning on bolg
If anyone should be taking it easy, it's you.
No.723953
>>723952
>Charisma: E
>accidental [M E N A C I N G]
>
Do not deflect. I'm completely fine now.
You on the other hand are in pain. Both physical and emotional.
...I am not good at healing, but I am here to listen.
No.723954
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>>723953
It's just a flesh wound.
>flexing his raw hands
Nothing a little bit of spit and willpower won't fix right up.
>kicks Bolg Alt up and catches it
'sides, I got a promise to keep-
>thrust
and shoes to fill.
>thrustthrustthrust
No.723955
>>723954
>eyeing the spear
Ah... I understand now.
Beware, the path you tread is lined with thorns and misery.
I hope you, unlike your predecessor, won't give into despair and become a deathseeker.
No.723956
>>723955
Some great words of encouragement.
>de-manifests Bolg Alt
Oh, but maybe I could end up training a cute girly that'll kick my ass one day, eh?
>chuckling
No.723957
>>723956
My Charisma is E. I ruled and commanded through fear of my brutality. I'm afraid encouragement is not my strong suit.
>
>even Vlad can't help but smile
Fool.
No.723958
>>723957
The way I see it, this can only lead to good things. If I end up like Teach I might even be able to break away from the Grail. Now that'd be a treat.
>!
Wait a second. Speaking of treats, I could totally take Teach's castle.
>Cu's getting excited
No.723959
>>723958
Defying fate seems to be a trait of that spear. It may just be possible for you.
>sheesh
Cu Chulainn, lord of Dun Scaith. Something about that sounds pretentious.
No.723960
>>723959
I already have a place called home... Maybe I could make it a vacation house... Yeah I think I like that!
>strikes a pose
That's Lord Cu Chulainn to you!
>rubbing his hands
Maybe it's about time I took everyone on a vacation...
No.723961
>>723960
>appraising Cu
At least unlike those pig Boyars who ruined my precious Wallachia, you actually worked to earn whatever worth it is you have.
For that you have my respect.
No.723962
>>723961
Everything's really coming up Setanta right now. I feel like I'm gonna need to start watching my back.
No.723963
>>723962
Defy fate, guard dog. Defy your luck, if you truly mean to take up your teacher's role.
I won't accept the one who wields the spear that nearly killed me if they let something like divine whim toss them about.
No.723964
>>723963
>Luck stat: N/A
I've still got a long way to go before I can start thinking like that, I think.
>holding up Bolg Alt
Keep your eyes on me, Teach. I ain't done yet.
>turns back to Vlad
Same goes for you too, old man. They'll call me the Pride of the Landers.
>spiritmodes out with a grin
No.723965
>>723964
He's come around...
>ssssip
Who knew, this old dinosaur can do something the King of Knights couldn't.
>spiritmodo go
>energy conservation
No.723966
Oi, Red! Whaddya want for dinner?
No.723967
>>723966
How do you like your steak?
No.723968
>>723967
Who the fuck? Bitch, sneak up on me again and your teeth'll be powder.
No.723969
Master, is this necessary.
No.723970
>>723969
It's certainly fascinating. You've got more draconic physiology than Arthur, even though supposedly you both have dragon blood.
No.723971
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>>723970
Okay.
>
But can you let go of my tail, please.
No.723973
>>723966
>>723967
How you two like your alcohol?
No.723974
>>723968
My apologies. Now back to the question, how do you like your steak?
No.723975
>>723972
>
>Siegfried status: embarrassed
No.723976
>>723974
Bloody. Like how I'm about to make you if you don't take a goddamn hike, fuckin' weirdo maid.
>>723973
What the hell is this pony show, did I black out and wake up in London again?
No.723977
>>723975
Oho? what's going on, Saber.
No.723978
>>723977
The underside is... sensitive.
Please, Master.
No.723979
>>723978
Better not let Jeanne find out.
>and release
You should blush more often.
No.723980
>>723976
No, I've just always made my bar have an english theme.
Now would you like a drink?
No.723981
>>723979
If that's what you want, Master.
>
Karna and I made you a sandwich.
No.723983
>>723981
Please tell me my kitchen is intact this time.
No.723984
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>>723983
Karna says lying is a sin.
...We messed it up less than last time.
No.723985
>>723984
I should be surprised but honestly I was expecting that.
No.723986
>>723973
Strong.
>>723976
I would like to see you try.
No.723987
>>723985
Improvement is good.
No.723988
>>723982
I warn you.
You attempt to attack me or destroy this bar and I will have to restrain you.
The drinks will be free if you co-operate. Is that clear?
>>723986
How Strong? High strength Vodka. Or Absinthe?
No.723989
>>723986
You chose the wrong day to fuck with Juri Han.
>remembering the last maid
>Roberta
Hope you put up as good a fight as that beaner, otherwise you're history!
No.723990
>>723988
Oh you're precious for a pasty little nerd. Sit tight, Auntie Juri's about to get busy.
No.723991
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>>723987
How much did you use, Saber.
No.723992
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>>723991
Um...
>flaaaashbaaaaack
>everything is on fire
All the bread and ham.
No.723993
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>>723992
Of course all the bread... is it really that hard for you guys to just use two slices?
No.723994
>>723990
I don't want to hurt you. But if you keep going, I will make you cry like the little girl you used to be. And no-one here would want to see that.
>memories compiled
>memories obtained.
No.723995
>>723988
Vodka, defiantly vodka.
>>723989
I would prefer if you back down since I don't want to mess up the bartender's bar, but if you choose to continue then.
>Knives get.
I'll have to end you.
No.723996
>>723993
But that's so little, where would the layers go. It would get destabilized.
No.723997
>>723994
Eat shit, albino. I do what I want.
>>723995
>
Game over. Looks like we'll need a new maid to pick up the pieces, hyahahaha!
No.723998
>>723996
You watched Scooby Doo with Karna, didn't you.
No.724000
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>>723999
Han's about to go ballistic. Fly us home.
>climbs on Siegfried's back
No.724001
>>724000
Yes, Master. Hold on tight.
>flapflap
>and awaaaay
No.724002
Would it kill you assholes to pipe down. Trying to sleep.
No.724003
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>>723997
As you wish.
>as he looks directly into your eyes you feel the exact same pain you felt during your operation to have the feng shui engine.
>>724002
She won't be causing any more trouble soon sir. For now at least.
No.724004
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I heard someone's messing up my alcohol dispenser~
No.724005
>>723997
Very well.
>In a single motion the knives that were once in her hands were hurled towards the female's neck with pinpoint accuracy.
No.724006
>>724002
Don't worry, it'll quiet down reeeeal soon!
>>724003
>why this
>Juri's a sadomasochist
>and now she's turned on
Hyahahaha! What a rush!
>>724005
>and the knives just bend out of the way
Mistake number one, slut. There won't be a two.
No.724007
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>>724003
>white hair
>blue eyes
>impossibly pale skin
>all signs point to Griffith
You... YOOOOOU!
No.724008
>>724006
Hm, that's quite interesting ability to bad it'll do you no good.
>The world!!!
>Time has stopped for 10 seconds.
>Within five seconds she walked towards you until she was inches from you.
It's a pity, you had such beautiful eyes.
No.724009
>>724007
>i'm just gonna sliiiide in here
>taptap
Let's not get too hasty here, man.
No.724010
>>724009
>probably not the best idea, doge
>Brand of Sacrifice puts Guts in the Interstice
>ability to punch ghosts in the face: yes
>
GET OUTTA MY WAY!
No.724011
>>724006
>Perfect. Shes absorbed into her emotions.
>he throws a dart to miss you, however it causes another flashback
>This time, you see your parents die as a kid, right in front of you.
>>724007
>memories compiled
>memories obtained.
Oh. This is awkward.
Im not Griffith. In fact if you kill him I may end up having to judge him one of these days.
>>724005
>memories obtained until she became a vampire.
That goes for you too. Please no violence in my bar, take that outside. Or I will be forced to-
No.724012
>>724010
>jumps out of the way
Let's stay reasonable here, I'm in a pretty good mood right now, and I've got a pretty important guest I'm meant to be seeing in a second, so no messing up the face.
>>724011
You look like you've never had to deal with a good old bar fight before.
No.724013
>>724008
>ewe wot m8
>Pandora Juri go
What was that?
>KICKU
>>724011
>thank goodness for that natty timestop from vampmeido
Projectiles again? Fuckin' dweebs!
No.724014
>>724011
You took EVERYTHING FROM ME!
>reasoning gone
>we've gone platinum mad, gentlemen
>here comes Dragonslayer
>fuck it's huge
>>724012
>pseudo-Berserker in progress, please try again at a later time
No.724015
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>>724013
!
>Kicked in the stomach and sent flying into the bar.
>Time resumes.
>Coughs.
A human who can move within frozen time. Ha ha ha ha!
>Eyes start to change into their scarlet color.
No.724016
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>>724014
I've lost my place at my old bar, I kind of need this guy!
>Gae Bolg straight through the right shoulder
Come on, stay with me!
No.724017
>>724014
Forgive me for this Guts.
>he flexes and threads start binding your arms. You start getting horrible flashbacks of the time Griffith raped your girlfriend. >However, you now see that this man in front of you could never be Griffith. Griffith is heartless. This man before you is weak.
>>724013
>>724012
On the contrary I have plenty of times. Just not with people this strong.
>>724013
Enough.
>He flexes his hands and more thread surrounds you and binds your arms and legs.
These threads are strong enough to lift pianos by itself
Now please. You wish to fight someone take it outside
No.724018
>>724016
>he can't feel pain when he's this mad
>dude lopped his own arm off with a broken sword
GRIFFIIIIIIIIIIIITH!
>>724017
>what kind of weakmanwould make a person relive something like the Eclipse
>now he's beyond platinum
>blind rage: achieved
>just trashing everything in sight
No.724019
>>724015
That ain't all, folks!
>>724017
Pianos?
>tug
>tug
You're an idiot.
>tug
>cue Scorpion's GET OVER HERE
>SFverse peeps can destroy cars with their hands, come on now
No.724020
>>724017
Wanna grab a drink once these guests are all dealt with?
>>724018
How is he still swinging that lump of metal with one arm?
>yare yare
>dialling on his phone
Yo, Mordred? Yeah. yeah your dad gave me your number. Look, the point is your boyfriend's trashing up my third favourite place on earth and-
>...
What do you mean it's not your problem, I-
>hang up tone
Fuck's sake, looks like we'll have to try something else.
>draws up runes trapping Guts and half the bar in a bounded field
At least it's going to save half the bar...
No.724021
>>724018
>he's drawn closer.
>he never needs it to harm or kill anyone though.
I can support this entire bar by them if i needed to. And besides there is another factor you have not realized.
>>724018
>the thread binds you the same way as juri is.
>every time you break it the thread repairs and binds you again.
>>724018
>>724019
>your muscles start to ache and feel tired as they stay in contact with the thread.
I do not wish to kill you. I don't even want to fight you. If you continue, you will fall asleep. and then I will wait until you wake up.
Or You can stop now and we wont have to waste any time.
No.724022
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>>724020
>good quick thinking doge
>because the armor just kind of turned itself on
>and he's just fucking breaking everything in the bounded field
>he just wanted to sleep, man
>why this
>why any of this
>>724021
>you poor deluded fool, trying to reason with a mindless berserker
>the armor will keep going infinitely if Guts loses consciousness
>and it's much much stronger than he is
No.724023
>>724021
Yeah?
>t e l e p o r t
Little thing I stole from Seth, babe. Keep your strings to yourself, whaddo I look like: Pinnochio?
Eat shit while you're at it. The maid and I are busy.
No.724024
Ahh... I love the smell of entropy in the morning. It smells like victory.
No.724025
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>>724019
>Yawns as I watch you fight the white haired male.
Seems like you're already preoccupied.
>Grabs a bottle of vodka off the counter.
No.724026
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>>724022
>irishmen need liquor like englishmen need tea
Goddamn, I hope that bar repairs itself.
>>724021
Yo, 'keep. Let the guy go. He'll tire himself out after awhile, your strings are only making it worse.
No.724027
>>724022
>he starts evoking what few happy memories guts has in an attempt to calm him down.
I don't care how long this will take. Please for once, dont waste your energy on a pointless fight. Save it for griffith, not me.
>>724023
An impressive ability. Now if you two wish to go outside. You can fight to your hearts content, and then come back for some free drinks. BUT NOT HERE. NOT NOW.
No.724028
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>>724025
You're kidding, right. We just got started, fuck that party pooper!
>
Not literally. Albinos ain't too good to fuck. Now let's take this shindig somewhere more fun.
No.724029
>>724027
>Guts
>happy memories
>laughingApostles.gif
>>724026
>Guts
>stop
>there's nothing left to break
No.724030
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>>724027
Man you are just fucking up. What'd I tell you? Piss people off and shit gets bad.
Playing peacekeeper in the one place on Earth where it's encouraged to rip each other's arms off has got to be the dumbest idea ever.
No.724031
>>724028
Lead the way.
>She says and she jumped to her feet, her wounds were already sealed up thanks you her healing abilities.
No.724032
>>724029
>he sighs and lets you trash the place until youre calmer, trying to stay sane.
>>724024
I'm sorry about the mess sir, I was never tasked with judging or catering for superhumans. Care for a drink?
>>724026
very well.
I was never really trained for violence. And honestly I hate seeing it. After spending years seeing humans snap and beat each other to death non-stop only to be the one to tell them they must go to hell, no matter how nice they were beforehand.
It drains you.
No.724033
>>724029
>just watching Guts hit the ground again and again
>sipping on some bourbon
What a day, what a day...
>looks at the clock
And it's barely even started.
>looking over at Juri
>mumbling
...better not touch the bar...
>>724030
Lay off the guy, he's just doing what he was probably trained to do. 'Least he didn't wave a shotgun around.
No.724034
>>724031
Ayyyy!
>sauntering off, shaking her hips enticingly
>Juri's a special kind of weirdo
>>724027
>just kinda flips him the bird as she goes
No.724035
>>724032
You kidding? It's hilarious. You should fail catastrophically more often.
No.724036
>>724033
I warned'im. It went unheeded. Shit happened. I can rub it in, and like hell am I gonna miss my shot.
>
Oh. If you could get your headless girlfriend to quit tryna reap me, that'd be nice. She's all pissy 'cause Lucy got me to kill some fae thing, blah blah Unseelie Court blah.
No.724037
>>724032
I wish I could say I understand you, but a good fight's something I can never get enough of.
>hmm
But then again that look you've got's the same look my old barkeep had every time I... encouraged a little bit of roughhousing. Just keep a stiff upper lip about you, eh?
No.724038
>>724030
keeping the slaughter at least away from the bar, is really all I ask. Or maybe someone to help me clean up the mess. I've seen enough violence for several lifetimes already.
>>724035
>he just tries to hold his sanity together.
Im glad to see someone is enjoying this. Now would you like a drink sir?
>>724037
Well even my co-workers thought I was too serious, so that won't be a problem.
>>724036
Sometimes it's unavoidable. I've done everything I can to let it subside, and for the most part I suceeded.
No.724039
>>724034
>Opens her umbrella as she followed behind the female.
No.724040
>>724038
>funny you should mention sanity
>it's being stripped away rather quickly
>Nyarlathotep's the god of madness
Ha! Do I want a drink he says. No sirree, not allowed to touch the stuff.
No.724041
>>724036
Can't you just stick to killing people?
>>724038
Good man. Though you're probably gonna need to start learning how to take and make a joke. Though you probably don't need me to explain why.
No.724042
>>724038
I got no pity for ya, Jeeves. Brought it on yourself with your memory games.
Some people just don't handle someone waving around their traumas like that.
Personally, I made peace with mine. Not everyone's like that.
>>724041
You don't say no to Big L. Not even Big Sis could save me from him.
No.724043
It's raining, I can't play outside...
No.724044
>>724040
>fortunately for you he's the only one of his kind who actually has emotions capable of going insane.
>he starts seeing the suffering of his former assistant.
>>724040
Perhaps some juice or water then?
>>724042
I had alot of memories to process, I wasn't able to be precise, so I just went for the one that could clearly prove I'm not this griffith he speaks of.
I feel sorry for the guy after seeing what he's been through. But I always do.
>>724041
Hey I can make a joke too. it just unnerves people because I say it with a straight face.
No.724045
>>724042
Unseelie Court's way out of my jurisdic-
>wait a second no it's not
Actually, I could probably pull a string or two for you. Just don't make it a habit, yeah?
>>724043
Sounds like you've never tried playing in the rain.
>>724044
Hate to break it to you, but it's because your sense of humour's drier than a desert.
No.724047
>>724044
Sonnyboy, sonnyboy... you got ears, right?
>reaches out
>and retrieves a flask from Decim's ear
Got my own hair of the dog.
No.724048
okay I took care of the bathroom
No.724049
>>724047
That's a very neat trick!
No.724050
>>724045
I'm made of clay, it makes me all drippy and loose.
>frown
>remembering when he was cursed to crumble away to dust in Gil's arms
No.724051
>>724046
You gotta work on your material, man. Watch some TV or something. The hell do you do in your spare time?
>>724048
So how long until it's usable?
>>724050
You look like a witch I met once...
>
Is that a frown?
No.724052
>>724045
The things I do to stay street level.
I just wanna be a mob boss and kill scumbags using other scumbags as tools, is that so wrong?
>
Don't answer that.
>>724044
Next time wait and actually put that empathy to use.
No.724053
>>724051
Witch?
>
I had a sad memory.
No.724054
>>724051
Very little. Work on my hobbies, talk to the rest of the arbiters, occasionally sleep.
I don't need to sleep but it helps.
>>724052
Considering his speed, I didn't have much time to wait. But thank you for the advice anyway.
No.724055
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>>724052
Doesn't sound so bad to me, you're keeping the streets safe in the end.
>>724053
Witch. I didn't think you had sad memories.
>>724054
You literally sit behind the bar all day?
No.724056
>>724055
Well my actual job is to judge the dead. And we all know how high the death rate has been lately.
in a way, being a bartender is a hobby too.
No.724057
>>724054
Eh.
>>724055
Greater good and all that.
No.724058
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>>724056
You were just made for this job. You Arbiters are a weird bunch. But then again I'm going to have to get to know you all better if I'm gonna start doing my job.
No.724059
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>>724055
It was after Gilgamesh and I killed Humbaba and the Bull of Heaven. Ishtar was really mad at us and begged my dad to punish us. He decided to let Gil go free but cursed me to return from whence I came: ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
I took a week to slowly crumble away, and I was so sad and mad that I cursed Shamhat for giving me human form.
It was a bad time... I didn't want to go.
No.724060
>>724055
>>724057
Oh you meant physically? No no. I go off to see the other arbiters, and my actual bar back home has a bedroom. This is just a replica my employer made for me.
You ever heard of the grim reaper? I'm like one of his bureaucrats, tasked with finding out whether the dead that arrive should go to heaven or hell.
>>724058
Yes. to judge the dead, is my very existence, and I have never been "alive".
Guess I cant sing beejees tracks if I ever win a fight here.
>Hold on did he just manage to joke?
No.724062
>>724059
No one ever really does... Well, most, anyway.
>shoulder: gripped
But cheer up now, Enk. I'll make sure no shitty immortals get in our way now.
>>724060
>300% CRINGE
Okay, you tried, I'll points for that. You get a negative score for humour.
>>724061
Come on man, you can't keep breaking all of the toilets around here.
No.724063
>>724062
>Enk's kinda wet
>and squishy
It's okay, that was a long time ago. They're just old memories.
No.724064
>>724062
This is why I rarely joke. Its just not my forte
No.724065
>>724062
ppppfft suuuuuuure I can't
No.724066
>>724063
Then lets have lots of fun to make up for all of that.
>slaps a kids raincoat on Enk
>>724064
I can't even understand how you can be so unintentionally unfunny.
>>724065
Other people need to use it too!
No.724067
>dramatic fan unfolding
>fanning herself
No.724068
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>>724066
we got trees!
>>724067
hey in law!
No.724069
>>724066
Eh? Is this magic?
>yfw Enk never really wears clothes
>>724067
>blue
>uh
>which one was that again
Blue!
No.724070
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>>724067
You a princess or something?
>>724068
Why don't you take a dump outside?
>>724069
>AAAAAAAAAAA
Something like that.
>draws on reinforcing runes for that extra waterproofing
It'll keep most of the water out.
>pulls out some wellingtons
You'll need these too.
No.724071
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>>724070
because the cops are waiting for me to
No.724072
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>>724068
>shudders
Hello.
>>724069
>Wait wh-- ohhhhhh.
It's Kitana.
>>724070
Yes, actually.
No.724073
>>724072
ya missed Juri here, think Milly is back at home watching her shows
No.724074
>>724073
Ahh yes, your...other wife.
>I wasn't aware Earthrealm had polygamists.
No.724075
>>724070
What's that?
>>724072
Enkidu!
>no Enk she's not playing
No.724076
>>724074
yeah the one that kicks everything AND CAN'T DRIVE WORTH SHIT!
No.724077
>>724075
>ooooookay
How are you today?
>>724076
Maybe you should try to teach her.
No.724078
>>724077
oh I've tried she's all "I know what I'm doing!"
No.724080
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>>724078
Okay, okay.
Drive with someone else?
>>724079
>hey it's
>wait I never learned that guy's name
No.724081
>>724080
Milly refuses to learn
Neo can't reach the peddles
Dad is....ugh.....
No.724082
>>724080
>that's 'cause his identity's a secret
>except not really
Hello.
No.724083
>>724081
Wait, what's wrong with your father?
>>724082
Hello there,
>Uhhhh...
you.
No.724085
>>724083
...Oh, right. I never told you my name.
>>724084
>no
>not today, at least
No.724086
>>724083
he controls the radio and sings along....to everything
No.724087
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>>724085
And I never told you mine.
>>724086
It can't be that bad.
From what little I've seen of your father he seems pleasant enough.
No.724088
>>724087
see that's the thing "from what little" you don't deal with him as much as I do
No.724089
>>724087
Might as well get the introductions out of the way, then. I'm Moon Knight.
No.724090
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>>724088
You must be exaggerating.
>>724089
Kitana. It's a pleasure.
Did you get you cape stitched up from the tear I accidentally did?
No.724092
>>724090
Yeah.
>holds part of the cape up
Good as new.
No.724093
>>724091
I still don't believe you.
>>724092
Good. I wouldn't want to have damaged that permanently.
Shouldn't have been too hard, anyway. I've stitched up worse.
No.724094
>>724093
then spend a day with him! I dare you!
No.724095
>>724093
I could've just replaced it if it got ripped to shreds. It's not that big of a deal.
No.724096
>>724094
You know what? I just might!
>>724095
The fabric seems to be decent quality. And you said it tears up often.
You must be rich to be able to afford replacement so often.
No.724097
>>724096
and when he drives ya up the wall don't come crawling to me!
No.724098
>>724096
>nods
Made a lot of money as a mercenary a long time ago. Now I'm using that money to play hero.
No.724099
>>724097
I think I'll live.
>>724098
Must've made a lot if you're still able to fund yourself today.
No.724100
>>724099
pppffft sure ya will
No.724101
>>724099
Investments keep my income stable. I've run low on funds a few times, but I've always been able to bounce back.
No.724102
>>724100
Do you doubt me?
>>724101
I'm impressed that you've kept it stable like that while still finding time to dress up and beat people up.
Where do you find the time?
No.724103
>>724102
Simple. I have other people keep track of my funds so I can fight crime for most of the day.
No.724105
>>724103
And you don't pay these people?
Do they get a cut?
>>724104
Then I shall have to prove that doubt wrong.
No.724106
>>724105
I can afford to pay them and still keep my income high. They don't know that I'm Moon Knight, either. I've got several different aliases.
No.724107
>>724105
and when ya don't?
No.724108
>>724106
Huh.
Nobody has figured it out?
>>724107
Then I guess you were right.
But you won't be.
No.724109
>>724108
if I'm right you have to do something for Milly
No.724110
>>724108
Nobody that works for me, at least. There are plenty of people that know.
No.724111
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>>724109
And what's that?
>>724110
And they guessed your real identity instead of your many different names?
No.724112
>>724111
......okay other then floss her teeth what's something ya don't want to do with her?
No.724113
>>724111
...Yeah. I'm not good at keeping secrets.
No.724114
>>724112
>Anything.
Uhhhh...I don't know, what does she like to do?
>>724113
Then how've you kept it from all those people who keep track of your funds?
No.724115
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No.724116
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>>724114
They don't look as deeply as everyone else. The people that know are mostly other heroes.
No.724117
>>724115
>Augh, gross
Besides you!
>>724116
Oh.
Well that explains it. Maybe you shouldn't hang around them if you want your identity to be hidden.
No.724118
>>724117
Little late for that now.
>shrugs
There's been a trend of heroes going public in the last few years anyway.
No.724119
>>724117
sewing, flesh eating, saying she's in charge, wishing you would treat her more like a sister and not a monster, and she got into Spanish soap operas
No.724120
>>724118
But why?
>>724119
Wait wait, what was that second to last one?
No.724121
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>>724120
saying she's in charge? well being all queen and stuff she likes to boss everyone around....we all kinda humor her....she cries sometimes
No.724122
>>724120
If people know who you are, they can hold you accountable. I guess it's supposed to make people trust us more.
No.724123
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>>724121
No, the one after that.
>>724122
If you wish to keep your identity a secret then you should be able to do that.
Is it not enough for the people of this realm that you protect them?
No.724124
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>>724123
Spanish soap operas? well ya see she saw one, got hooked but has no idea what they are saying
No.724125
>>724123
Nope. People here always want more than they're given.
No.724126
>>724124
>facepalm
The one before the Spanish soap operas, but the one after being in charge!
>>724125
What a pity.
I guess if you are a protector then you must oblige.
No.724127
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>>724126
I'm not really obligated to do anything. People don't respect me like they do other crimefighters. They're afraid of me.
No.724128
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>>724126
.....
>shit what did I say
>okay think back
yeeeesss that
No.724129
>>724127
But why?
>>724128
It was something about treating her...to a nice monster sized dinner as sisters?
Something like that...
No.724130
>>724129
>roll with it Red man!
yes! that! she just wants you to be her sister and not see her as a freak!
No.724131
>>724129
Because I kill the criminals I come across. A lot of people seem to think I murder indiscriminately, so they're scared that I'll come after them.
No.724132
>>724130
Ohhhhh.
You got yourself a bet, red man.
>>724131
But...there is nothing wrong with that.
No.724133
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No.724134
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>>724132
fine but really.....have ya ever spent time with Milly?
>>724133
hey it's......
No.724135
>>724132
Me killing, or them being afraid?
>
I guess the answer's "both."
>>724133
In trouble again, Ragna?
No.724136
>>724133
>who is that
>>724134
Does fighting in the tournament count?
>>724135
Killing, mostly.
I've done my fair share.
No.724137
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>>724136
no, ya know what I do with her? I floss her teeth, I rub her feet, and at times have her lay her head down on my lap and just let her tell me everything she dreams about until she passes out
No.724138
>>724134
Ahri's boyfriend.
>DEAD SPIKE
>>724135
What are you kidding? This is how I start my day!
>INFERNO DIVIDER
>EAT IT
>>724136
>a dude
>fighting other dudes
No.724139
>>724138
oh god I'm so sorry
No.724140
>>724137
That's...unexpected.
I was expecting horrible horrible things.
Hm...
>>724138
>what a coincidence
>I fight dudes too
You seem busy.
No.724141
>
Wolfsbane, eh... that Assassin.
No.724142
>>724136
>nods
It gets easier every time you do it.
>>724138
>smiles
Need some help?
No.724143
>>724140
just goes to show, ya just don't know ya own clone
No.724145
>>724144
>face healing noises
You wouldn't happen to be done with the arts and crafts section, would you?
No.724146
>>724142
You're telling me.
Sometimes too easy.
>>724143
Even my former relationship didn't really go like that...
>We're going to take over Earthrealm, Kitana!
>Yes we are, Liu!
No.724147
>>724145
Arts and crafts is Sunday edition only.
Today is Thursday.
>rattle rattle
They really need to fill these potholes...
No.724148
>>724147
What a pain.
>
I don't think they ever will.
No.724149
>>724146
wow....so hows it feel knowing Milly got it better?
No.724150
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>>724148
Hard to imagine our tax dollars go to th-
>BARKBARKBARK
>and the paper's gone
...hm.
No.724151
File: 1452211001538.png (1.94 MB, 527x1890, 527:1890, Easiest thing in the world.png)
>>724146
It's one of the easiest things to do.
>
No.724152
>>724150
>
A Dead Apostle, then.
No.724153
>>724149
I...don't know.
I thought you guys would be like Liu and I. Y'know...mostly evil.
>>724151
I went a little crazy with it...
No.724154
>>724152
It's nothing much.
>tiger peels off and wends around a bit before coming back
You're not a Magus.
No.724155
>>724153
we have our moments
No.724157
>>724156
>them sum Mystic Eyes I see
You can have the rest of the paper, if you want.
No.724158
>>724139
I saw that one coming from a mile away.
>>724142
Nah, I'm good. But if you wanna join, I won't stop you!
>GAUNTLET
>HAAAAADES
>>724140
Had it worse.
>back to fightan
No.724159
>>724158
but did nothing to stop it
No.724160
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>>724157
>glances over
>shreds
At least the headline is intact.
>"Local Wolf Girl Goes Awoo"
Why did I expect any different.
No.724161
>>724153
What do you mean by "crazy?"
>>724158
All I needed to hear.
>out come the Wolverine claws
>and we're slicin'
No.724162
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>>724160
>!
Wait, don-
>too late
>pack of wolves tear off from his side
>and dragged away
No.724163
>>724155
But it isn't constant? Like all the time?
>>724158
Where are these people even coming from?
>>724161
The evil kind of crazy.
No.724165
>>724163
some times, we let each other do our own things
No.724166
>>724163
Ah. I've known people that've been through that before.
No.724167
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Good grief sounds about right.
No.724168
>>724159
I wanted to see if you'd do something different.
>CHASE THIS
>>724161
>Moonman confirmed for DLC on the next Blazblue
>>724163
A branch of the NOL.The NOL is a government's agency, by the way.
>...
Also the government.
>HEEEEELL'S
>FANG
No.724170
>>724165
Lucky her, I guess.
>>724166
I was very angry, what can I say?
>>724168
Why are they here?!
No.724171
>>724168
too bad! so how is ya fox?
>>724170
vary! but hey if ya want I can work wing man for ya!
No.724172
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>>724168
>Greatest DLC of all time
So you've got the government coming after you now?
>>724170
I know what you mean. I've been there before too.
No.724173
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No.724175
>>724174
Why are you looking at me like that, little sis?
Aren't you happy to see me?
No.724176
>>724175
Go back to Hell you little monster.
No.724177
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>>724176
Why would I do that?
Hell was boring, so I left. You can ask mister Lucifer about it.
>
Monster?
No.724178
>>724177
>reeeee
Get outta here, Saber doesn't want anything to do with you.
No.724179
>>724171
Please don't.
>>724172
Feels terrible, doesn't it?
No.724180
>>724172
Always had. Tho this is the first time they actually chase me this far. Then again, this is the first time I blow up one of their prisons.
>>724170
Chasing me. It's a long story.
>>724171
She's
>uh
... foxy?
No.724181
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No.724182
>>724180
.....you have no idea were she is
>>724179
why not?
>>724181
RED!
come look at your aunt
No.724183
>Stumbles into the room covered in wounds with a hole on my chest which was slowly healing.
Ugh.....
No.724184
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>>724178
>giggling
I know~
Do you know how happy he made me with his betrayal?
He really is my peerless prince.
My prince.
No.724185
>>724179
>shrugs
I get over it sooner or later.
>>724180
Right... I get the feeling their prison system isn't that fair.
No.724186
>>724182
Because...I don't want you too?
>>724181
>wait did he call me that girl's aunt?
>>724180
And you don't want to tell it?
Can't blame you. Must be a pain to talk whole fighting these guys, let alone tell a complex story.
>>724185
I'm still not, but maybe I will get over it soon.
No.724187
>>724184
Give up, Manaka. You can't compete with me. Not now. Not anymore.
Now I'm the big sister, and he's more to me than you. My king.
No.724188
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>>724183
>did I leave more of my knives laying around
>[sweat]
You okay, lady?
>>724182
...I have an aunt...?
No.724189
>>724183
>arm around meido's shoulder
Hyahahaha! That was great!
No.724190
>>724186
TOO BAD!
>>724188
yes, she's Milly's sister
No.724191
>>724183
>whoa
What the hell happened?!
>>724186
Sure you will. Time heals all wounds, right?
No.724192
>>724187
Give up? And go back to stewing in Akasha forever?
>sticks her tongue out
No thanks, little sis~
You treat him like dirt, you know. He deserves better!
Better that I'm going to give him.
No.724193
>>724192
Yeah, like the eternal loli even has a chance.
Come back when you grow up some.
Oh, wait.
No.724194
>>724190
...oh.
>do I look presentable
>oh god why did I choose today to have tuna casserole
>>724186
>fluffs her hair quickly
>make a good first impression make a good first impression
...h-hi my Mado is name.
>FUCK
My name is Mado!
No.724195
>>724189
It has been a while since I had that much fun even though I was unable to hit you.
>>724188
I am fine.
>>724191
Just a bit of fun.
No.724196
>>724194
don't fall down Red!
No.724197
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>>724195
Been a while since I had to go all out like that. Surprised you ain't dead.
All the better, next time loser'll have to do what the winner says for a night~.
No.724198
>>724190
Whhhhhhhhhhy?
>>724191
Yes, but I'll have plenty of time to remember it all.
>>724194
>sniff sniff
>What's that smell
Hello Mado, I'm Kitana.
I guess I'm your...aunt.
No.724199
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>>724193
Eeeeeeh? You mean you don't like it?
>taps her chin
I don't understand, even after you tried freezing yourself away to preserve some of your youth.
Is it because you know you'll end up leaving him when you die? That's so selfish.
>
Ah, is that a new wrinkle?
No.724200
>>724198
because I'm evil!
No.724201
>>724195
Didn't realize your idea of fun was getting your ass kicked.
>>724198
Of course you'll remember. Doesn't mean you can't move on.
No.724202
>>724195
But you don't-oh, you're healing. That's good...
>>724196
I'm not gonna fall down...!
>>724198
>t...tuna casserole is good
I didn't know Milly had a sister. But it's nice to meet you...
>short bow
No.724203
>>724199
Arthur's no pedophile. You lose by default.
>hmph
I don't have to justify myself to you anymore, you're dead to me.
No.724204
>>724203
>squint
Oh! I knew there was something different about you! Where did you get those awful bags of meat? You don't actually think they look good on you, do you?
>~
I am the shadow, Ayaka, the true self.
>puffs her cheeks out
That was a nasty thing for you to do, stealing my Ruler like that, you know.
No.724205
>>724202
and don't pasta! we are not having another Game Stop incident!
No.724206
>>724200
Do you really have to?
>>724201
You're right, you're right.
I'll get over it.
>>724202
She doesn't talk about me?
I can't blame her...
No.724207
>>724182
>
Well, in my defense it's not like I can keep track of her all the time.
>>724185
It... It was a prison break, actually. I maaaay have gotten caught.
>>724186
It's okay... I'm almost...
>Carnage...
>SCISSORS
>BOOOOM
...done.
>sheathes his sword
Name's Ragna.
No.724208
>>724204
>
Mine were always bigger than yours. Maybe getting chucked into the Grail fizzled your tiny little loli brain and filled it with mush.
And your Ruler likes me better too.
No.724209
>>724207
well if ya tagged her
>>724206
Milly only really opines up to me
No.724210
>>724201
>
My idea of fun is to do the things I use to do in the past. Fighting is one of those things.
>>724197
>The wound finally fully closes up and I crack my knuckles.
Next time I'll be aiming to take your life instead of trying to incapacitate you. >>724202
I am all better now.
>Wounds are already fully healed.
See there is nothing to worry about.
No.724211
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>>724208
>you fuggin skank swer 2 fuk
Eeeeeeeeeeh?
You're so cold, Ayaka! Did some of that ice seep into your heart?
Don't worry, soon you'll be able to make use of yourself for the betterment of dear Saber.
No.724212
>>724210
Flirting already? I like it.
Just means I get to go all out again! Hyahahaha!
No.724213
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>>724206
>nods
We've all done things we're not proud of. Can't let that stop you.
>>724207
>laughs
Pretty sure "Don't get caught" is rule number one when it comes to living lives like ours. Maybe you forgot that.
>>724210
Yeah, well, either way, losing isn't fun.
No.724214
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>>724211
Hold that thought, baby sis.
>phone get
>dialan Arty
Whaddo you want for dinner, hubby.
No.724215
>>724205
>I just wanted...A-Atelier Totori
>knees begin to wobble
The more you bring it up, the worse it gets...
>>724206
She doesn't talk about home much. It bothers her...but then I just take her to feed the Venus flytrap and she cheers right up.
>"AHAHAHAH, THE BUGS HAVE BEEN OVERTAKEN BY THE PLANTS BENEATH THEM, SERVES THE HAUGHTY BEASTS RIGHT"
>"..."
>"Look at its little teeth, they're adorable
>>724210
I can heal too, but I know it still hurts...
>the symbol on her chest pops open like a meaty drawer
>pulls a band-aid from it and puts it on meido's healed injury
There.
No.724216
>>724207
Kitana, I'm a princess.
Was a princess.
>>724209
How much does she hate me?
>>724213
I've done it...a lot. I've been controlled by plenty of villains.
>>724215
That's a shame, but she is from Outworld. Outworld is just awful.
No.724218
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>>724214
I can wait~
>
>did the grin just get wider
I don't think he can hear you right now.
No.724219
>>724218
What did you do.
>
Actually, save it. I think I'll just kill you now.
No.724220
>>724215
how do ya think I felt!? 3 hours of trying to pick you up as you sprayed pasta at everyone!
>>724216
she doesn't "hate" you
No.724221
>>724209
Tag her?
>>724213
Yeah, yeah...
>scratching the back of his head
In my defense, I wasn't in my best condition.
>>724216
Ragna the Bloodedge, wanted criminal. Still wanted criminal.
No.724222
>>724212
Flirting? That's a strange way to look at it when someone says they will take your life. What's your name?
>>724213
Losing is just an experience. You learn from your loses and you try again. You keep trying until you don't have the strength or will to continue on.
>>724215
>!
>Tilts my head in confusion by your actions.
Thank you and yes it may be painful but that's what humans were built from. Pain and suffering.
No.724223
>>724221
yeah, see ya trank her then clip this here tracking tag on her
No.724224
>>724222
I musta kicked your head in harder than I thought.
Name's Juri Han, the tae kwon do queen.
No.724225
>>724219
Kill me?
You really don't care about him.
>here come the tentacles
>shwak
No.724226
>>724220
Oh.
That's better-ish.
>>724221
You're wan--
>Bloodedge
Okay before I ask that, what's with the name Bloodedge?
No.724227
>>724217
>hey
>hey OMAC
>OOOOOOOOOOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAC
No.724228
>>724216
Huh... can't say I've been through that. I'm pretty much immune to mind control.
>>724221
Hey, I've been caught before too. As long as we can break out, it's no big deal.
>>724222
>shrugs
Guess one of us has to be the optimist here.
No.724230
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>>724225
>woah okay
Woah okay this got a little out of hand.
>
Actually it's not that bad.
>still has her phone in her hand
>Spell Code: HAMON
>currents going through dem tentacles
I care about him more than you do, demented bitch. Or maybe you forgot he hates everything about you.
No.724231
>>724227
.....sure it is
>>724224
jeez Jur ya tell'm ya name after the fight, next ya fuck'm before taking them out for drinks?
No.724232
>>724229
>I have a Google Play update here
>you want it?
>>724231
>AND HIS NAME IS
No.724235
>>724230
>still sittin' pretty
>they ain't connected to her, m80
Ooooo, can I play?
>tentacles loop the phone away
>boop boop
You forgot he hates himself.
Poor Saber, kindness is the only thing he wouldn't understand and you managed to mess even that up too.
No.724236
>>724223
I don't she would like that.
>>724226
What's with the name Bloodedge?
>>724228
I know, I know...
>mubles
I swear I'm never drinking again after that.
No.724238
>>724234
>I think you want it
>[sending Google Play update]
>so...did you catch the game last night?
No.724239
>f u c k
>uh
>...did she really just wrap them around my boobs but not my arms
>reaching into her weird sideboob pocket
>another phone
If you use up my minutes I swear to fuck I'm gonna ground you.
>summon: Trumpeter
Let's see how you do without your connection to the Root, little sis.
>Discord: yes
No.724240
>>724216
She talked about a kingdom once...but at least she's here now.
>>724220
>covers her face
Grandpa told me to take it as a travel snack...
>>724222
...I thought people were made from a sperm and a egg.
>scratches her head
Maybe most people deserve that...but you seem okay.
No.724241
>>724228
Mind control, manipulation...you name it.
>>724231
>gonna assume that's a misquote
Well it is!
At least she doesn't hate me.
>>724236
Yes.
I'm just saying isn't that a bit over the top?
>>724240
Yes, Shao Kahn ruled it...
He was a monster.
No.724242
>>724224
Sakuya Izayoi. Izayoi as in sixteenth night. Sakuya as in a blooming flower. No you did not kick my head that hard.
>>724228
Yea.... Moon Knight.
>>724240
That's what most say until they hear that I am not human.
No.724243
>>724238
>GGAAHHHHHHH
>I DECLINED THE UPDATED DAMMIT!
No.724245
>>724242
neither is she, the short squishy girl ya talking to is my daughter
>>724240
dad also has Rush is best played "when the mood is felt so hard"
>>724241
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.....you should spend time together
No.724246
>>724242
I already told you my name. Somethin' musta shorted your brain out.
>>724231
Yeah! Ain't it grand?
No.724247
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>>724239
>( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>
>
Eh?
>why can't I magic
So loud! Is this what you've become, little sis? A degenerate that listens to rock music?
No.724248
>>724243
>>724244
>your heartrate and blood pressure suggested to me that maybe you were lying
>I'm therefore required to inform you lying to me really hurts my feelings
No.724249
>>724236
>chuckles
You trying to tell me you're a lightweight?
>>724241
Yeah... most of the things along those lines don't work on me for some reason. Sorry to hear it happened to you, though.
>>724242
Honestly, I'm impressed you had the guts to take on someone like Juri in the first place.
No.724250
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>>724246
well I'm glade ya can make friends with out slipping them a micky first
No.724251
>>724248
I don't even use Google play
No.724252
>>724237
>...Would I?
...No, I wouldn't. So thanks, but... no, thanks.
>>724241
>huff
Maybe. But you know...
>tugs at his collar
The original owner of this jacket, and this sword was named Bloodedge. Or at least that's what he was known as. From what I heard the guy was a pretty admirable tough son of a bitch, so if I was inheriting the sword and the jacket, why not the name?
No.724253
>>724251
>I made the necessary adjustments to your iTunes library
>by which I mean it's been systemically deleted
No.724254
>>724246
I tend to forget things that I deem unimportant at the time I hear them. My apologies.
>>724245
>Stares at her for a long time.
I don't see it.
>>724249
I do not take threats well.
No.724255
>>724247
I could never beat you in a fair fight, so I won't fight fair.
>wiggling in the shriveling tentacles
>just kinda
>dropped
>thud
>at least she landed on her pillowy cheeks
This is the culmination of formalcraft studied and modified privately, it's my masterpiece. I guess you could call it my magic crest.
Now fight me.
>cracks her knuckles
>only slightly winces
No.724256
>>724254
Whatta cunt. And here I thought I'd make you my bestie.
>>724250
Course I can! The micky's just easier!
No.724257
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>>724252
okay but if someone shoots her in the woods just remember you could have saved her
>>724254
we get that, also that was muh wife that kicked the crap out of ya
No.724258
>>724253
stop adding music services while I sleep
>so help me if you signed me up for Apple Music
No.724259
>>724256
and ya didn't rape Revy, I'm proud of ya
No.724260
>>724245
We will.
Anyway, are you really going to wingman for me?
>>724249
It's fine, I guess I gotta deal with it.
>>724252
As good of a reason as I've ever heard.
>stifling laughter
No.724261
>>724256
Coming from the one that...... You married Carnage?
>>724257
>Reeeaaaalllyyyyy long stare of disbelief.
No.724262
>>724254
Yeah, I've noticed. Just try to be careful, alright?
>>724260
Maybe you'll become immune to it like I am someday. Anything's possible, right?
No.724263
>>724255
>don't think I didn't notice that
>REEEEEEEEEEs internally
>headtilt
Fight...you?
You don't get it, little sis. I don't want to fight you. That would be demeaning and boring.
>sits up
Those bags might have an unspecified number of phones in them, but I don't really care.
No.724264
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>>724261
That's my hubby alright.
>>724259
I was this close but then Hood paid me to kick these guys in the dick and I thought it'd be funnier.
No.724265
>>724261
second wife, first ones sister is here
>>724260
sure why not I'm not hammered enough....so ya guys, girls or both?
No.724266
>>724258
>I've been informed it's punishment for filling my playlists with Kelly Clarkson
>so you're now signed up for Apple Music
No.724267
>>724264
>head pat
ya took kicking dudes in the dick over rape
my little Juri-bean is growing up
No.724268
>>724263
>storms over
>foot: to the lolichest
>SPARTA.exe
Too bad. I've been looking forward to this for so long.
Prepare yourself, Manaka. This is Fumi Kanno-no... this is Ayaka Sajyou's revenge!
>and
>sit
No.724269
>>724249
No!
>...
Maybe.... Shut up.
>>724257
She's not an actual fox. Nobody is going to shoot her in the woods.
>...right?
Besides, she can take care of herself. Magic and all that, remember?
>>724260
>This woman
Laugh all you want. But what matters is that I can back up the reputation I got.
>huff
I'm not the most over the top guy from where I am from anyways.
No.724270
>>724269
so that why Moonman and Stumpy have to always save her?
No.724271
>>724266
>I have like...A, Kelly Clarkson song
SON OF A BITCH!
No.724272
>>724241
Who's Shao Kahn...?
>>724242
...I'm not human, either. I'm a space hero symbiote.
>>724245
Oh god.
>pulls out her pockets
Spaghetti-free, see...?
No.724273
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>>724268
>oof
>pathetic loli sounds
Eeeeh?
>oh that's heavy
>scrabbling around
This...is your revenge?
Revenge for what?
No.724274
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>>724264
I am not one to judge others. Hopefully you're happy with your choice.
>>724265
I don't really see what's appealing in you.
No.724275
>>724262
I sure hope so.
>>724265
Guys.
I guess you're going to ask what my type is next.
>>724269
Who was laughing?
>Besides me.
I guess you don't seem over the top. I guess if people met you based on your name, they'd be very...surprised.
>>724272
Shao Kahn. I guess she'd be considered Mileena's father.
She seemed to like him, but he killed my real dad. I'm forced to forgive him since he's helping my home rebuild.
No.724277
>>724271
>any Kelly Clarkson songs are in violation of the Geneva Xonvention of 2454
>surprisingly, Apple Music still exists then
No.724278
>>724273
You took everything from me when we were kids. I've only been avenging myself the entire time.
>GLUTES OF HEAVEN
I don't really care too much that you killed Dad. He only really gave a shit about you anyways. You were the golden girl.
All I want now is Saber returned to me, and you dead. But before I crush you to death...
>unwrapping a hamburger
I'm a little hungry.
No.724279
>>724274
I say the same thing whenever I see you
>>724272
thank god! now play nice with the....whatever the hell she is
>>724275
no I was going to wing it, but okay what kinda of guys do ya like?
No.724280
>>724269
Pfft... don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
>>724275
>nod
Good. If it happened to me, it can happen to you.
>>724276
Y'know, I've been called a lot of things, but I'm pretty sure "cute" isn't one of them.
No.724281
>>724277
>it's 2016! Kelly Clarkson is still legal!
Damn sentient satellite overlords
No.724282
>>724275
...that sounds like a sticky situation, I'm sorry...
>holy wow she's stacked
>UH
Do you still need help building?
>>724279
Ninja...?
No.724283
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>>724278
Selfish, selfish, selfish~
>poking the glute
And chubby too!
You want Saber for yourself? Do you even hear yourself like now?
Jealous, Ayaka, jealous. Why couldn't you make something of yourself without having to get in the way like this? I'm sure Saber is secretly ashamed.
>creaking noises
>smol bod can't hang
If you really loved him, wouldn't you ask what he wanted from time to time? Or at all?
Everything I do is for him, how can you call him your king with a straight face?
No.724284
>>724282
no the other girl, the one Juri beat up
No.724285
>>724281
>I can see you want some privacy
>now entering Private Browsing
...
...
...
>you still there?
No.724286
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>>724283
Let's see...
>drops the greasy as fuck wrapper right on her face
>and smears it all over
He doesn't want your Beast's bullshit. He doesn't want you.
He might not even want me, I'm okay with that. But before I do anything, I'm saving him from you.
>takes a bite of boigah
Before I kill you, should I give your Last Supper?
No.724287
>>724279
>Smiles.
Each to their own.
>>724280
I just find it cute how you're trying to dispels people's views about you.
No.724288
>>724285
>we're permanently bonded, of course I'm still there
No. No I'm not. I'm far away
No.724289
>>724286
>her skin's still perfect underneath the grease
>fuggin ebiru roris
He doesn't know what he wants. Can you blame him?
Having to go from his last battle, directly to doing the biddy of some lumpy brat?
>!
Ara, I'm sorry. That was uncalled for.
I don't think I'm very hungry, but I do know what will make me happy.
>snaps
No.724290
>>724279
Warriors! Someone I could side by side with!
>>724282
Don't be. Apparently my best friend says he's fine, but I think she's busy thinking of something else!
And we're fine.
No.724291
>>724270
That's spirit business. Most of the time.
>>724275
Not really. When someone comes after me, it's because they're after-
>Hugest bounty on history.
...a fight.
>>724280
Don't bother. Knowing how rumors spread around here someone is bound to find out eventually.
No.724292
>>724289
>just kinda
>puts her hands around Manaka's neck
>boigah discarded
No.
>squeeze and jerk
No more tricks.
>keep going until-
>crck
No.724293
>>724287
What? I haven't been trying to do that at all. If people think I'm a bad guy, fuck 'em. Their opinion doesn't bother me.
>>724291
Yeah, and with your luck, Ahri'll find out before anybody else.
No.724294
>>724286
>dematerializes
>spear an inch from her throat
...I-I'm going to have to ask you to stop that.
No.724295
>>724291
HAHA suuuuuuuuure
>>724290
so find ya a tough guy.....I think I can do that
>>724287
so Juri beat the shit out of ya?
No.724296
>>724288
>adjusting volume
>I WILL SEE YOU LATER
>floats an inch higher
>privacy: attained
No.724297
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>>724292
>vacant smile still there
>
>
>
It's like you said, little sis.
>crck
I'm already dead to you, ne?
>>724294
This is fine for now, Lancer. It's not the right time yet.
No.724298
>>724294
>slowly looks up
>expression vacant
You're a little late-
>>724297
>back down to Manaka
So it's like that, huh. At least Trumpeter gave me this.
>crck
>Kanno stop it's not doing anything
No.724299
>>724295
Yes, what about it?
>>724293
Ha, then may I ask you a question?
>>724294
>Nosebleeds.
>Addddorable!!!
No.724300
>>724284
...the maid.
>curious look
She left. I think something's up with her...
>>724290
Oh...well, if you say so. Who's your best friend...?
No.724301
>>724299
>gets sprayed with blood
.....huh
>>724300
she just sprayed me with blood
No.724302
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>>724291
I just hope they know what they're getting themselves into.
>>724280
oops.
Let us hope so.
Nobody seems to be a threat to me as of right now.
>>724295
Not too tough!
He needs to have a sense of mystique.
A sense of mystery...a heart so cold...but yet there must be a warm spot. Something sensitive...
>now you've gotten her started
>she might not stop now
>>724300
Jade. She looks similar to Mileena and I but she has darker skin and wears green.
No.724303
>>724302
man ya should have met Stumpy before he stuck his dick in a psychic
No.724304
>>724297
Oh...
>crestfallen
You...you promised me you'd let me see him, after this.
>>724298
>bites her lip
Now. Please.
>that spear is mighty insistent
>>724299
...?
No.724305
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>>724298
>[squeak toy noises]
>itty bitty hands wrapped around hers
>griiiiiiin
You won't feel any better.
That's all you care about, right?
>>724304
Have I ever lied to you, Lancer?
No.724306
>>724304
You believed her? Idiot.
>
Wait. I remember you. This isn't even your first go-round with Manaka, what the hell.
Get that spear out of my face, Lancer. You fell for her lies.
>>724305
Wrong. I'll feel much better.
>crck
Saber's missing out, you're the perfect punching bag now without all that powerful mana.
No.724307
>>724295
When it's not that, it's usually you.
>>724293
>sigh
She probably already knows...
>tch
Sneaky fox.
>>724302
They usually don't. I'm tougher than I look and rumors are usually vague.
No.724309
>>724304
>Balmung under the spear to tip it up and away
You shouldn't.
No.724310
>>724307
hey I'm not the one who stuffed her friend into the fly of despair.....I did however find it funny as hell
>>724308
and she broke
No.724311
>>724299
Sure. What is it?
>>724302
Don't make that a reason to let your guard down. This is the kind of place where someone could turn on you at the drop of a hat.
>>724307
If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure she can't handle alcohol either.
No.724312
>>724301
Huh I am sorry.
>>724304
>How can it be something this cute be a servant.
>Control thy self.
No.724313
>>724301
>pulls a handkerchief from her chest pocket
>wipes his face off gently
Maybe she just lost interest in me, then.
>...
>that's rude
>>724302
You mean the lady who's always polishing her spear?
>...
>starts giggling obnoxiously
She sure does have a firm grip...
No.724314
>>724312
ya bleeding everywhere, what is it ya time of the month?
No.724315
>>724305
...
>>724306
>head bowed
>SHE HATES IT
Please get off of her or I'll be forced to make you.
>>724309
>!
I...Will.
>>724312
>um
No.724316
File: 1452219006331.jpg (641.38 KB, 1280x1572, 320:393, tumblr_o0gt56vaHE1qi3y1po1….jpg)
>oh lord she's talking about men again
No.724317
>>724306
Such a cruel girl you've become.
You want to subject him to that?
>
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh? What are these?
>tug
No.724318
>>724313
well ya still got family!
>>724316
MILLY!
>>724315
stab the maid, no one will stop you!
No.724319
>>724315
Please don't.
>
You can fight me instead. As knights.
No.724320
>>724303
Oh him.
Meh, he sounds nice but not exactly my type either...
>>724307
Feel sorry for them, then.
>>724311
I never let my guard down...
>>724313
>trying not to laugh
Yes, she does polish it a lot.
She occasionally shows up here too, but like I said. She's helping Edenia along with Kahn and Ermac.
>>724316
Mileena?
No.724321
>>724315
Then force me. I'm doing you a favor, I feel bad that she's strung you around for a third time.
>>724317
>
My little sister can't be such a fucking incestuous piglet.
>SLAP
No.724322
File: 1452219178625.jpg (1.09 MB, 1073x1650, 1073:1650, 3325414-mco_1_thegroup_010.jpg)
>>724320
well did ya want a spider at all?
No.724323
File: 1452219216612.png (3.97 MB, 1495x2195, 299:439, best___primary___ever__by_….png)
>>724318
Cletus.
>>724320
Kitana. I didn't expect to see you back so soon~
No.724324
>>724323
Juri beat up maid!....oh and ya sister is here
No.724325
>>724318
You would ask me to stab someone I don't even know...?
>>724319
Knights.
>...
I would like that very much, but...
>>724321
>...
>gulp
>hooks an arm under Kanno's pit
>heave
No.724326
>>724310
That's something that happened to her friend, not her. So it doesn't count.
>>724311
...It kinda does, actually.
>>724320
I don't. They came for the fight, I give it to them. Simple as that.
No.724327
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>>724321
>ow
>actually nah m8 beef up a lil
Little sister? Why do you keep calling me that?
Ufu, the only line you haven't crossed, eh?
>and there she goes
>on her feet
I'll get you my pretty, and your little Saber too~
No.724328
File: 1452219560787.jpg (41.06 KB, 600x849, 200:283, Remember when Kitana wore ….jpg)
>>724322
Nnnnno.
>>724323
You'll probably be seeing me a lot more often since I'm...bunking at your place.
>>724326
So they just come to fight you because you're tough?
Makes sense.
>that's not sarcasm
No.724329
File: 1452219580459.jpg (360.71 KB, 570x807, 190:269, 3e9caab1e640d8ec4f1925b50f….jpg)
>>724325
>
I know you.
>>724327
>
I want to fight your Lancer.
No.724330
>>724313
>[my apologies I actually didn't see your response and I thought you left.]
A space hero?
>>724315
>Wipes the blood from my face.
Hello.
>>724314
No it is not.
No.724331
>>724325
>entirely limp in her arms
I'll save you from this, Lancer.
Just gimme some time.
>>724327
It's time for my trump card. Jeanne, dear.
No.724332
>>724325
yes
>>724326
she got all sad about I think?
I was trying to kill a cripple so I missed out on how she acted
>>724328
and check them off.....
No.724333
File: 1452219830461.jpg (433.57 KB, 839x1107, 839:1107, That suit must be a bitch ….jpg)
>>724320
Good. You'll fit in just fine.
>>724326
I doubt she'll make fun of you if she's in the same boat.
>shrugs
I wouldn't put it past her, though.
No.724334
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>>724311
I am curious, how come the god doesn't tell you to kill civilians?
No.724335
>>724329
...?
>>724330
>um
Hello.
>>724331
...
...
>don't cry, Byrnhild
I'm sorry.
>keepan dat grip tight
No.724336
>>724330
then the hell ya bleeding from ya face for? Juri hit ya that hard?
No.724337
>>724324
>I missed Han fighting
>:(
Again, I wonder what the occasion is.
>>724328
...I wasn't made aware.
>monstrous grin
But I'll be sure to make it a grand old time, sister~
No.724338
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>>724329
You do?
>studying
>natty Grail connection
>gasp
I accept, oh I accept! How romantic!
>...
But not right now.
>>724331
Silly Ayaka.
Who do you think he's with right now?
No.724339
File: 1452220008001.jpg (195.66 KB, 615x727, 615:727, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
>>724337
not missing much, Red's trying to make friends with a maid
No.724340
>>724335
You don't recognize me.
Maybe it's the horns...
>covering them with his hands
Byrnhild.
>>724338
Keep your promise.
No.724341
>>724338
>oh.
>oh
Oh. See this is why I can't leave anyone at home. Sheesh...
Got all worked up for nothing... you always were good at bullying me.
>>724335
It's not you. It's her.
>
Ease up on the rack will you? It's not easy fighting gravity with these things.
No.724342
>>724336
A-ah, that's something um....
>Holds out some knives.
>>724335
Which servant are you?
No.724343
>>724334
He's the god of vengeance. He doesn't tell me to target someone unless they've done something wrong.
No.724344
>>724332
Who's on that list?
>>724333
I can already tell by the seeing what kind of people hang around here.
>>724337
I'm sure we'll just have a lot of fun.
You and your...new family.
Very large new family.
No.724345
>>724342
.....rrrrrrriiiiiiight, well ya botched making friends with my kid, good going
>>724344
kill team Rudy
kill Stumpy and his girl
kill Spider-Ma-....wrong list
No.724346
>>724340
>um
...
>oh
>oh
>OHGODOHMANOHJEEZ
>face redness: 200%
>>724341
>!!!
I-I...!
>FUCKING UP BYRNIE YOU'RE FUCKING UP
>drops Kanno
>disappears hurriedly
No.724347
>>724328
>This is fine
Well yeah. Would someone go look for a weak person for a fight? You gotta beat the strongest to make an impression.
>>724332
She did? Huh.
>mmmm
I'll talk to her when I see her again then.
>>724333
I wouldn't either. She can always laugh at herself if it comes to it.
No.724348
>>724347
if she was tagged this wouldn't be a problem
No.724349
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>>724340
Heroic, just like my Saber~
You two will have your fight, don't worry!
>>724341
>shakes her head
Relying on the victim card like that is no good, big sis~
>cracks her neck back in place
But this was fun! You made an excellent diversion~
>skips out after Byrnhild
No.724350
>>724347
...Oh.
>>724341
Master. You should go home.
>>724349
...
>strangely pleased
No.724351
>>724345
It would be best if she doesn't become friends with me since I will dying soon. I am sorry.
>>724343
Ah, I am surprise he didn't tell you to kill me.
No.724352
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>>724346
>note to self: she really likes Siegfried
Sheesh...
>>724349
You're only alive because you're already dead, remember that.
>>724350
>mounts Siggy's back
Hightail it home.
No.724353
File: 1452220898188.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
>>724351
why, best thing ya told me all day!
No.724354
>>724352
I'm going to come back.
>flies Kanno home and returns
...Byrnhild...
No.724355
>>724347
>nod
Sounds like you're in for a hell of a ride whenever you see her again.
>>724351
>Now that you mention it, I probably should have.
Why would I need to kill you?
No.724356
>>724354
A figure from your past, Saber?
No.724357
>>724345
That's an...interesting list.
>>724347
But going after the strongest can be risky.
And stupid.
Without a good amount of training at least.
No.724358
>>724357
hit list! never leave home without it!
No.724359
>>724356
Lancer.
>
I loved her. She was my wife. My brother-in law tricked me and I gave her away in a drunken stupor.
If I fight her, I can apologize.
No.724360
File: 1452221298188.png (110.22 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_inline_nq78nbFnLz1r….png)
>worst
>sibling fight
>ever
No.724361
>>724359
It's Berserker now.
>
Love... I envy you, Saber. A tyrant like me earns no love.
No.724362
>>724360
>she broke her neck like three times
>Master's scary...
...
>>724361
>
You're too nice to be a Berserker.
No.724363
>>724348
...Okay, you got me there. But wouldn't that be a bit... freaky?
>>724355
Just like every other time I see her then. Nice.
>>724357
Then just train to fight the strongest. Worked for me.
No.724364
>>724360
Gilgamesh.
>
That woman, Lancer's master... she won't die.
You have an immortal killing Noble Phantasm, don't you.
>>724362
Kindness has touched my unbeating heart. It is odd, but I will not deny it.
No.724366
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>>724355
Because of what I've done in the past.
>>724353
That's not what I was apologizing for.
No.724367
>>724358
But why?
>>724363
It seems pointless to me to fight to prove yourself better than the other...not that I haven't before.
No.724369
File: 1452222019698.png (164.88 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_inline_nrjby1Op1C1r….png)
>>724362
>It's not that much of a big deal
>Child's necks are easy to be broken
>Ask Emiya
>>724364
What if I said I did?
No.724370
>>724367
gotta know my days plan!
No.724371
>>724364
I wasn't expecting to see her again.
>>724369
>three times
We need it.
No.724372
>>724363
That's part of the fun of having her around, isn't it?
>Moonman no stop being smug
>>724366
...What'd you do?
No.724373
>>724369
I would tell you that we require it. That child is connected directly to Akasha, according to Saber. She is too dangerous to be allowed to live.
You are still against this plot for the "Beast", are you not?
>>724371
Cherish it, dragonslayer.
No.724374
>>724365
...I'll consider it.
>>724367
I was referring to "the strongest" more as a goal rather than an objective. But what do I know? People do all kinds of crazy stuff.
>>724372
>short laugh
Can't deny that.
No.724375
>>724368
Then you'll never understand.
>>724372
>She just grows silent, her expression grows cold indicating she does not want to speak about it.
No.724376
File: 1452222560940.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)
>>724375
or care for that matter!
>>724374
just remember to knock her out before tagging
No.724377
>>724370
Do those plans work?
>>724374
Ohhh.
Sounds pretty terrible, honestly.
No.724378
>>724374
Haven't seen her in a while, actually. Wonder what she's been doing.
>>724375
...Okay, forget I asked.
No.724379
>>724376
Ok.
>>724378
I'll be heading back to my manor for the time being. It was nice to speak to you.
>She bows before walking off.
No.724380
>>724377
hell no, I deviate from it in a heart beat
No.724381
>>724373
Indeed I am. However, as boring as that last encounter was, I am fairly curious of how the rivalry of the sisters will develop.
>>724371
>She didn't die on the first one, what you expected her to do?
Patience, dragon knight.
No.724382
>>724381
Witnessing such sibling violence stirred old feelings of mine.
>RADU YOU FUCK
>I WISH I STRANGLED YOUR TRAITOROUS ASS IN THE WOMB
>FUCK YOU
I am very interested in witnessing its conclusion. Though, it seems we may have to force the conclusion.
As Saber's Master stands, she can't do anything meaningful to Lancer's.
No.724383
>>724381
>externally stonefaced aside from blushing like a schoolgirl
>muh wife is back
>and she's so shy
>aaaa
...is there a way to keep Lancer alive even if we kill her Master?
No.724384
>>724379
Take care, Sakuya.
>I wonder how long you have until she dies.
Shut up.
No.724385
>>724380
Then why have it?
No.724386
>>724376
....I'll keep it in mind.
>Yeah, I'm so not doing that
Did you do it to your wife?
>...
Wives?
>>724377
Some people have lots of free-time.
>>724378
She'll show up eventually. If anything, you can always ask her sister about her.
No.724387
>>724385
to make sure I don't do it!
>>724386
yes
No.724388
>>724386
Maybe they just need to find a better hobby.
>>724387
Oh.
Whatever it takes?
>This is most bizarre.
No.724389
>>724386
Good point. Both of 'em are probably gonna flip out once they find out what I've been up to.
No.724390
>>724388
exactly, no one keeps me focused!
No.724391
>>724382
We'll await for the next encounter. If Saber's master fails to accomplish anything impressive then I shall put and end to it myself.
>>724383
Let me tell you something, Saber. I'll make sure you and your wife are reunited under one condition.
No.724392
>>724391
So be it.
>
Your friend was looking for you earlier.
No.724394
>>724387
Do they also have you tagged?
>>724388
You mean like cooking or something like that?
>>724389
Yeah.
>chuckles
>...
...What have you been doing?
No.724396
File: 1452224828953.jpg (447.11 KB, 667x987, 667:987, Does this look like a man ….jpg)
>>724394
...I may be on the way to becoming a mob boss.
No.724397
>>724390
You should get that checked out.
>>724394
I guess? Cooking doesn't help if a person I know is any case.
No.724398
>>724397
YOU DON'T CONTROL ME!
No.724399
File: 1452224997915.png (127.49 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_inline_nopppt5PNl1r….png)
>>724392
I'm aware of that. In fact, I advise you to get some distance.
>>724393
You must let me LEAN ON YOU whenever I desire. With no objections.
No.724400
>>724399
>floating just outside Enk's usual crater radius
Your concern is admirable.
No.724401
>>724399
>
But you already do that.
>...
Okay.
No.724402
File: 1452225271903.jpg (74.58 KB, 850x539, 850:539, sample-583834e325607cbd646….jpg)
No.724403
>>724402
woh! Clay face ya don't look too hot
No.724404
>>724395
...huh.
>This red thing has more game than me
>I'm not sure how to feel about that
>>724396
>
>>724397
It's a survival skill. It can be very useful. And surprisingly relaxing.
No.724405
>>724404
wanna know where mine is?
No.724406
File: 1452225473527.jpg (191.17 KB, 792x1008, 11:14, At least she isn't manface….jpg)
>>724398
I'm just suggesting is all.
>>724404
Not for some people.
>fucking Scorpion
No.724407
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>>724404
It's... hard to explain. Basically, Jason and I are trying to take down crime lords by being crime lords.
No.724408
>>724406
ANYWAY I'll find you a boyfriend-free girl to make into a sweet heart from the ground up
No.724409
File: 1452225670902.jpg (44.02 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_inline_npq452QiuQ1r….jpg)
>>724401
Yes, but now you're not allowed to complain about it. Also don't kill my pet. You may fight it, but not kill it.
>>724400
Very good. Now get ready to witness a real-
>>724402
>what
>the
>fuck
E-Enkidu?
No.724410
>>724409
Is it a dragon?
>blink
I didn't know he bled.
No.724411
>>724403
I-it hurts.
>>724409
>r u h
>r o h
>
No.724412
>>724409
>>724411
...What on Earth.
No.724413
>>724405
It's in your ass, isn't it?
>>724406
...Is your friend a ninja?
>>724407
Huh... How does that work?
No.724414
>>724411
did ya need more clay?
No.724415
>>724413
what? no that thing gets hit so much it wouldn't be worth it, I had it implanted in my spleen
No.724416
>>724408
Wait I thought you weren't looking for a girl.
>>724413
Friend is a strong word, but yes.
No.724417
>>724416
....oh shit you're right
No.724418
>>724413
We take over, scare the criminals into working for us, and then kill 'em later.
No.724419
>>724417
You almost made a mistake there.
No.724420
>>724419
yeah that would have sucked right?
No.724421
File: 1452227253208.jpg (148.63 KB, 1024x1095, 1024:1095, Look at those babies whirr….jpg)
>>724420
Kinda would have, yeah.
No.724423
>>724421
well don't worry ya can count on me to find ya a boyfriend free-girl to make into a sweet heart from the ground up!
>back flips out the window
No.724425
File: 1452228938598.png (486.36 KB, 855x479, 855:479, 2015-11-28 22_05_23-Best A….png)
SORRY I was fighting my internet
>>724410
>>724411
Enkidu!
>OOGA BOOGA HEALING NOBLE PHANTASMS DO YOUR THING
>Mudbae now on Gil's arms
Speak to me, my friend! Please!
>>724412
I have never seen him in such state before... What could have happened?
No.724426
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>>724425
ayy
I can't see, my friend! Where are you?
No.724427
>>724425
Ask him.
>
Before Saber's Master stopped her, that little girl brought forth a vile parody of the Holy Virgin: a Dark Ruler.
I will question her.
>spiritmodes away
No.724428
>>724418
That's actually... pretty efficient.
>>724416
Scorpion, isn't it?
No.724429
>>724426
>fuckin'
I'm here my friend! By your side. Always am!
>Come on
>Heaaaaal
>Get more clay
>Just...
>Don't leave me alone again
...What happened to you?
No.724430
>>724428
That's the one. Having spent a lot of recent time in the Netherrealm, I got to know him.
His rival seems much better.
No.724431
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>>724429
I am afraid. I don't want to go again...
No.724432
>>724431
I won't let you go! Whatever happens I will not let you go!
>Why is it not working!?
>healhealhealhealhealhealhealhealhealhealhealhealhealhealhealhealhealhealhealhealhealheal
No.724433
>>724432
I-it's just like before. I am growing weaker.
I did nothing wrong, Gil!
No.724434
>>724430
His rival?
>Mmmm
Is it one the blue masks? They're the only ones I've met.
No.724435
File: 1452230041691.png (312.74 KB, 500x506, 250:253, They actually quite hate e….png)
>>724434
Sub-Zero I believe.
Must more calm than him.
Never really ran into him much, though.
No.724437
>>724433
Enkidu... We were finally reunited...!
>hugging closer
>He's not healing.
>Is this the work of the gods? What happened to that Master of his?
There's gotta be something I-
>Wait
The microwave, does it still work?
No.724438
>>724435
I ran into him and his brother once. It was...
>"OUR DEBT MUST BE PAID IN BLOOD"
...memorable.
No.724439
>>724437
I don't want to leave you, my friend... without me, who will understand you?
If I die, you will be alone again. I don't...
>sniffle
I don't know, help me, friend...!
No.724440
>>724438
What was he like?
>>724436
>am i seeing double
No.724442
>on the phone
Benny! Take those fuckin' pictures of me off 2chan you little mama's boy prick!
>...
Whaddya mean ya can't!? You wanna die, Benny!
No.724443
File: 1452230733594.jpg (330.56 KB, 500x707, 500:707, f95c3fc6c5ab5d2919e535eff7….jpg)
>>724439
Only one way to find out!
>IT'S TIME FOR MICROWAVE
>Zooms with Enk towards the kitchen
>Puts him inside it
>pressing buttons
Come on, come on. This is what I planned from the start!
No.724444
>>724443
>rumble rumble
>rumb-
>BOOM
No.724445
>>724440
>note the one fuckhuge earring
Hi.
>>724441
>blink
She's back?
>bromance status: possibly threatened
What happened to the gold one.
No.724446
>>724443
>>724444
>Enk's back baby
>and baby got back
No.724447
>>724445
She's back.
>
I want to fight her. I have to apologize for what I did.
...
>uh
I don't know.
No.724448
>>724440
He was...
>"YOU TOOK THREE DAYS ON A STEW?"
Dedicated to say the least. Also loved 80's music.
No.724449
>>724445
>oh
Hello.
>>724448
You are the second person to mention this '80s music.
I must try to listen to it myself.
But he's dedicated to his craft? Not half bad.
No.724450
>>724444
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>BTFO
>Out of the kitchen
>>724447
>And into Sig
Ah hello.
>>724445
Hello to you too, Lancer!
>>724446
>YOU SEE THAT GODS?
>IT'S ME SAYING FUCK YOU
Enkidu!
No.724451
>>724447
Oh.
>oh
I'll make her a sandwich.
>>724448
>this guy
>has outstanding taste
>>724449
I'm not him, if you couldn't tell.
>
Your sister should brush her teeth more.
>>724450
>uh
Gold guy.
No.724452
>>724450
Friend!!
>ZOOM
>it's time for the tackle-hug of BROSEIDON
>Enk's pretty much just sobbing uncontrollably
>too close a call, man
No.724453
>>724450
>leaned on
...
>I'm... okay with this-
>and then there was Enk
>BOOM
...
...
...
Ow...
>>724451
>sits up
>Enk and Gil in dragonlap
Her Master is the sister of my Master.
>
She hates her.
>
I don't want to kill my beloved, Karna.
No.724454
File: 1452231606282.png (142.14 KB, 453x340, 453:340, tumblr_o0etlybLny1ssg673o3….png)
>>724453
>I can see where this is going
>I should just go find Arjuna now, huh
>guh
What do the stories say?
No.724455
>>724452
>WHAM
>Just hugging back
>Laughing and crying at the same time
>>724453
Nice catch!
>>724451
>I fought you once
>you hoe
What... What a situation, am I right?
No.724456
File: 1452231708997.jpg (360.71 KB, 570x807, 190:269, 3e9caab1e640d8ec4f1925b50f….jpg)
>>724454
Stories?
>>724455
>thank god for Armor of Fafnir
I'm good at catching.
No.724457
>>724449
80's music saved my girlfriend's life. I'm not even kidding right now.
>>724451
>this guy
>needs a tan
No.724458
>>724455
I thought... I thought I was going to die...!
No.724459
File: 1452231826311.jpg (107.95 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, She never had green eyes ;….jpg)
>>724451
Oh thank goodness I was confused there.
And yes, yes she should.
She won't, but it'd be nice if she would.
>>724457
Then it must be good.
I should listen to it as soon as possible!
No.724460
>>724455
>you're not Arjuna
>...are you
I'm not too sure, I just got here.
It looks like Calvin and Hobbes, but with more crying.
>gleam
>no evil detected
>gg, Enk
>>724456
How does it end, Siegfried.
You gave her away, what happens next.
>>724457
>excuse you
No.724461
>>724460
She found out I got my memory back, but it was too late. So she had me killed. And killed herself so we could be together in the afterlife.
>
But this is our afterlife, Karna.
No.724462
>>724459
Does she know the dangers of plaque?
>>724461
And?
That's how the story goes, it was written to be this way.
Besides that, stories don't mean anything now that we're here again.
You wanted to be a hero of justice. Do the right thing.
No.724463
>>724462
>remembering your wish fills you with DETERMINATION
Yes.
I will save Byrnhild again.
No.724464
>>724460
>Am I wrong tho?
>>724459
I think one of the goop guys used to keep a bunch of 80's records in the attic. Maybe there's still some there?
No.724465
>>724463
>
I'm happy for you, friend.
>
He's back.
No.724466
>>724462
I don't think it ever came to her mind.
>>724464
Perhaps I should look...
No.724468
>>724465
Your brother.
>
What are you going to do, friend.
No.724469
>>724464
>>724466
>car crashes into the wall
>la_cucaracha_horn.wav
>head pops out of one of the car's windows
I HEARD SOMEONE WANTS A TASTE OF THE EIGHTIES!
No.724470
>>724467
>MINI GIL
>...
>continue
>>724458
This is great my friend! You survived, and now you're better than ever!
>carrying mudbae on his arms
Let's celebrate!
>>724460
I don't understand the reference.
>>724456
That you are! I'm definetely saving your wife after that! Now if you excuse us...
>GILGATANK
>Gilgamesh and Enkidu awaaaay~
No.724471
>>724466
Go ahead and take a look. I'm sure he wouldn't mi-
>>724469
AAAAAAAAAAAA!
>Slammed by the car
O-ow.
No.724472
>>724466
She should be careful.
Plaque can cause gingivitis and cavities.
>>724468
I promised my father he'd be the only one I'd ever fight. But our war ruined that.
He still wants to kill me.
>>724470
Me either.
>there he goes
...I didn't ask what sandwich he likes.
No.724473
No.724474
File: 1452232824677.jpg (258.6 KB, 1024x1303, 1024:1303, d49dfa844c1d623927bf76b55f….jpg)
>>724469
>BONK
AHHH WHAT THE FUCK!
No.724475
>>724472
I can only imagine her with cavities.
By the Elder Gods...
>>724471
I think I will--
>>724469
WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GOD--
Oh it's...you.
My sister's father-in-law.
No.724476
>>724472
I will be your shield.
>resolute nod
No.724477
No.724478
>>724471
You alright?
Just gonna let you know right now...I have no insurance.
>>724474
Oops.
>>724475
>steps out of the car
Heeeeey, it's you!
Yeah, that's me! And I'm gonna show ya the wonderful world of the Eighties!
A rad time to be alive.
>reaches into his pocket
>pulls out a Walkman
No.724479
File: 1452233171641.jpg (193.12 KB, 850x1152, 425:576, sample-dea1f06d780384c9843….jpg)
>>724475
>?
What's an Elder God.
>half-buried in debris
>Karna don't care
>>724476
>
Your Master needs help, right.
I'll help you both.
>gigaspear gleams
No.724480
>>724479
That's what friends do. We help each other.
No.724481
File: 1452233273231.png (274.62 KB, 500x551, 500:551, tumblr_nar3r62RxM1tu9bwyo1….png)
>>724477
>!
THAT NEXT ONE BETTER KILL ME 'CAUSE WHOEVER JUST SHOT THAT IS A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!
>>724478
Oops.
OOPS!?
YOU JUST HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR YOU FUCKING DICKHEA-
>halts
...Hot shit is that a Walkman?
No.724482
Three times... and it didn't do a goddamn thing, even with her mana sapped.
What the hell can I even do...?
No.724483
>>724480
>nod
>...
The Ruler I heard your Master having sex with isn't ours, is it.
We should find her.
No.724484
File: 1452233541315.jpg (360.71 KB, 570x807, 190:269, 3e9caab1e640d8ec4f1925b50f….jpg)
>>724483
Wait. What.
>UH
>shakes his head
The eyes are wrong. And she's...
...
I don't want to talk about it.
>um
Where do we find the real one?
No.724485
>click
>clickclickclick
>walking around
This is great! I wonder how many pictures this thing ha-
>viewfinder right up to his face
>smack into a wall
Ack!
No.724486
>>724485
>noticed: no
>self-loathing intensifies
No.724487
>>724478
>That looks outdated even by my otherrealmy standards.
What's that?
>>724479
Assholes.
All of them. Lazy gods who do nothing until literally the last moment.
>>724485
>Hmmm...what's that?
No.724488
>>724484
>you can't hide what's inside
Jinako tried doing something like that too once, but she slipped and stubbed her toe.
>uh
What do Rulers like...
>...
Fancy cheeses?
>>724487
The gods in my day were like that too, but in the opposite sense.
Do they need to be judged too?
No.724489
>>724487
A Sony Walkman.
Put these on.
>places some headphones on her head
>presses play
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TnbKTvD9ZE
>>724481
A Super Walkman.
>>
The smallest Walkman ever made for maximum portability!
No.724490
File: 1452233939798.jpg (39.55 KB, 450x752, 225:376, 51cd0ecdda96a5faf522278cea….jpg)
>>724488
...She's like Martha. But with more command spells.
>shudders
>the shame is too high
>um
I don't know. She was scared of me.
No.724491
>>724486
>rattling the camera around
Aw...maybe I shouldn't have used so many inside.
>
Ah, a perfect subject!
>camera up
Say cheese!
>>724487
>?
>whirls around
>accidental flash
Hello!
No.724492
File: 1452234067695.jpg (121.87 KB, 486x600, 81:100, 7f94949fda5cda59b9740533af….jpg)
>>724491
Not now, Rider. Everything just crumbled.
No.724493
>>724489
No shit, I got one just like it back on the boat...
The fuck'd you even get it? Nobody sells 'em anymore.
No.724494
File: 1452234110808.jpg (41.06 KB, 600x849, 200:283, Remember when Kitana wore ….jpg)
>>724488
Would you be able to do that?
>>724489
>listening
>listening
What is this? I've never heard instruments like this in my life.
>>724491
>ACK MY EYES
>blinking a lot
Hi there...
>myyyyyy eeeeeeeeyyyyyyes
No.724495
>>724490
The one who punches the girly Assassin a lot?
>uh
...We could ask your Rider. He was around her a lot.
>>724494
>nodnod
Evil doesn't escape my eye.
Unless I blink a lot.
No.724496
>>724495
What?
>
Astolfo... was he summoned?
No.724497
File: 1452234307871.jpg (85.24 KB, 1069x748, 1069:748, db660a83f85b007abd545c9c44….jpg)
>>724493
I've owned this thing since I was a teenager!
Saved up my money just to buy it.
Still works too.
>>724494
The synth, baby!
Only the best instrument ever! Plenty of differences but many synths still deliver a great sound for the technological age!
No.724498
>>724492
Crumbled, huh?
>CLOSE ZOOM IN
Bah, I know that face. That's the face of somebody thinking way too much about stuff that doesn't need it.
>peeks over the camera
What's up?
>>724494
WAHAHAHAHA! A beautiful picture!
>it's a wind-up
>Rider you can't even see don't lie
No.724499
>>724497
>gibs me dat
Finally, a man with some real taste!
Ya look like Red too, you his fuckin' twin or somethin'?
No.724500
>>724498
My damned sister. She just shrugged off my best offensive like it wasn't even a minor annoyance.
We don't have a chance in hell to stop her if my best shot was like pissing into a hurricane...
>willpower: wavering
No.724501
>>724497
It has a unique sound. Not sure if I like it or not...
>>724495
They just might. They aren't evil, they just need to get it in gear!
>>724498
>rubbing her eyes
I bet. I thought it'd turn out blurry from how you moved.
No.724502
>>724499
>nuh s'mine
I'm his pops.
Kinda. More like his uncle these days, but he still calls me pops.
>>724501
You just need some more getting used to it is all.
>grabs a tape from inside of his car
>pops it into the player
This is a favorite of mine.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eotbo-DsPTo
No.724503
File: 1452234848163.png (206.07 KB, 679x397, 679:397, tumblr_o0etlybLny1ssg673o1….png)
>>724496
>that pose
>it's the same as Arjuna's
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He was with the Galahad-girl and someone else, I think.
...I've heard of this Google Earth thing that might help.
>>724501
I've never heard of lazy gods before.
No.724504
File: 1452234958065.jpg (262.54 KB, 595x842, 595:842, only dumb assholes get in ….jpg)
No.724505
>>724500
>shakes his head
So we're up to that point, huh.
>puts the camera on top of his head
I dunno what all you lot are doing these days for the most part, but I know a quitter when I see one.
>flexan
>FOREHEAD FLICK
>>724501
Of course it was! The King of Conquerors doesn't take bad pictures!
>turning the camera over and over
Ah, but I dunno how to see them. Do you?
>hands it to her
No.724506
File: 1452235128585.jpg (230.06 KB, 960x726, 160:121, 85f1534568e5b4895fb6d62e0f….jpg)
>>724502
The fuck? You guys're more fucked up than I thought it a dad can be an uncle.
>
Pfft, Duran Duran?
No.724507
>>724502
>soaking it in
Hmmmm, nope still not getting it.
>>724503
They're very lazy.
Don't do anything for anybody until it suddenly breaks what they consider rules.
>>724505
>takes it
>UHHHHHHHH
Nnnnnnot at all.
No.724508
>>724505
>flicked
Ow, goddammit!
What the hell do you want? I played my ace in the hole and I got screwed. I don't have anything left, that was my winning move.
>rubbing her temples
Fucking hell, back to square one-
>Jeanne
That's it!
No.724509
>>724504
We should ask Asto-
>
I just realized a problem with our plan.
>>724507
>faraway look
...Like a sitcom.
No.724510
No.724511
>>724509
We need a new plan.
No.724512
>>724506
Well it's simple, I used to have a symbiote but then that symbiote left. That symbiote was his symbiote's father. Now I have this one which is basically that symbiote's brother, making me the uncle now. But everybody got so sued to calling me the old man and such that changing it now would be pointless.
>
Whatchu got against Duran Duran?
>>724507
WHAT?!
IMPOSSIBLE! NO WOMAN CAN RESIST DURAN DURAN!
Speaking from experience there.
Alright, alright. You haven't lived until you heard Hall & Oates. If ya haven't, then you're...out of touch.
>pops in another tape
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_8KR-n2fBQ
No.724513
>>724507
Really?
>nabs it back
Maybe if I...
>pulls the back out
>film going everywhere
But these are so hard to see!
>>724508
You really sound like the boy right now, y'know?
He looked pretty hopeless, pathetic, and kinda weak too, but he pulled himself up and did it anyway. You guys have the same look too, so I know you're just mad at yourself right now.
>grins
See? Sheesh.
No.724514
>>724509
It's probably exactly like whatever that is!
>>724512
>slowly tapping her foot
Huh.
Yeah that's pretty nice.
>>724513
>looks at the film
Are you sure that whatever this is, it's supposed to come out?
No.724515
File: 1452235622140.jpg (166.68 KB, 530x665, 106:133, 19c54b7697eaf69b718aa288fe….jpg)
>>724512
>barely listening
>exposition, man
Yeah yeah, move over old man!
>bumps the Walkman out of his hand
Time for some real music.
>cassette pulled from her boot
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX6FsTIq6ls
Hell yeah!
No.724516
>>724513
But can a Ruler do something to Akasha itself...
>scowling
Fuck.
No.724517
File: 1452235723949.jpg (175.37 KB, 850x1134, 425:567, sample-03541479695798178e7….jpg)
>>724511
Uh...
>don't say sandwich
The other Saber's been here longer, right? Maybe he knows.
>>724514
Oh yeah.
>blink
Your realm should invent TV already.
No.724518
>>724517
He's with Ruler.
>
The lewd Ruler. I hope he's okay.
No.724519
File: 1452235928138.jpg (1.06 MB, 1269x590, 1269:590, It doesn't have to be this….jpg)
>>724514
You'll get used to it. When I was younger, maybe around your age, I thought a lot of that was poppy trash!
But then I realized...it was the music of my generation!
And the best damne--
>>724515
GOD DAMN IT!
>grabs the walkman back
I refuse to let this remain in my Walkman!
>grabs another tape from his car
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZyGDiUnta4
Now nobody can resist some good ol' Tear for Fears.
No.724520
>>724514
>playing with the film
Too late to worry about that now, eh?
>holding it up to the light
Oh!
>>724516
Oi.
>knocks on her forehead
You're gonna make yourself sick worrying like that.
So you lost a battle. Big deal, I lost plenty of those too!
But the war goes on, eh? Chill out.
No.724521
File: 1452236002175.jpg (177.36 KB, 850x1202, 425:601, sample-327a4d95ce1e924da94….jpg)
>A haunting sound can be heard approaching this realm. It sounds like a female humming a lullaby.
>It's in the doorway.
>
Hmmm
No.724522
>>724520
>ow
Fuckin' knock that off before I bend you over and give you a real test!
>reeeee
I have to destroy her. She's the one fucking causing it all.
No.724523
>>724517
My realm was never good with technology.
>>724519
Around my age?!
You're older than 10,000?!
>>724520
Are you seeing it?
No.724524
>>724519
>hands over her ears all dramatic like
Gaaaaaah this is fucking lame! I feel like my ears are tryin' to commit suicide!
>falls over
Fuckin' gag me with this crap! You like this!?
No.724525
File: 1452236186566.jpg (57.91 KB, 412x732, 103:183, 014ac46c8a35744d89f66c6477….jpg)
No.724526
>>724518
I heard from Jinako that twins have telepathy.
Maybe it's the same for them?
>
I call bad cop.
>>724521
>what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>724523
Do you even have wheels?
No.724527
File: 1452236335585.jpg (360.71 KB, 570x807, 190:269, 3e9caab1e640d8ec4f1925b50f….jpg)
>>724526
What if she makes us do dirty things.
No.724528
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>>724525
>It looked at the boy, the eyes lit up, spears began to fly towards you, and you can feel yourself slowly losing your mind.
Hmmm...
No.724529
>>724523
Wow, you look way younger than that.
What the hell.
>>724524
And you don't even like Tears for Fears?
How terrible can your taste get?
No.724530
>>724528
Self defense! Self defense!
>PSI Rockin' Gamma
>boulder-crushing telekinetic pressure on the freaky Lovecraftian shoggoth thing
No.724531
>>724522
I'm gonna keep doing it until you start thinking about something else.
>cheeki
You're treating her way too special. Far as I know, she's just another fight, y'know?
>>724523
I am! I can see it!
>
Oh, wait no, it's just some dirt.
No.724532
>>724529
What did you say...you talkin' shit on Talking Heads?
I bet you don't even like Oingo Boingo, cocksucker!
No.724533
>>724526
Yes we have wheels!
We just have no need for television.
Though now I want to try it out.
>>724529
>shrugs
Edenians age slowly.
>>724531
...how'd dirt get on it?
This place is filthy, but it's mostly dirt free.
No.724534
>>724531
I need a strategy. Use those Military Tactics of yours, be useful.
>scowl
She's the one trying to bring that Beast out from the Grail and she's made it personal.
She needs to go down.
Either help me or quit being a damn obstacle!
No.724535
>>724527
She can't do dirty things to me, because I'm bad cop.
>
My armor can't be removed and you're invincible, we'll be ok.
>>724533
Stay away from the public channels. Courtroom drama isn't as interesting as it sounds.
No.724536
>>724532
How could I hate Oingo Boingo?!
They've got some good music!
>>724533
But...but why?
That'd seem like a miserable slog.
Day-in, day-out. Just living on and on forever. 10,000 whole years of nothing but doing the same. People get crazy after just 90 years, let alone 10,000. That can't be real, that Edenia place must have a different measurement of time or something!
No.724537
>>724535
Okay...
>
Rider and Master are friends, we can go.
No.724538
>>724534
>nodnod
Now that's more like it.
>pops a squat
First off, forget about this Beast thing.
>Military Tactics: A
Tell me what I need to know.
>>724533
Well, I did find the camera in a dumpster...
No.724539
File: 1452236978094.png (201.98 KB, 500x333, 500:333, tumblr_np3mqsjLoq1upgg0vo1….png)
>>724526
>Once the creatures noticed you it charged towards you, it's tentacle arms extend outwards towards you like it was going to hug you, but thanks to the child it ceased all movement.
>>724530
>The eyes of the creatures started to look all over the place as black muck started to leak from the head as it was being crushed.
No.724540
>>724536
S'more fuckin' like it. Maybe you ain't a complete motherfucker. I guess.
>grabby hands
Man you gotta tell me where I can find another one those. The tape reader on mine went to shit!
No.724541
File: 1452237055897.jpg (191.17 KB, 792x1008, 11:14, At least she isn't manface….jpg)
>>724535
I've heard from my sister that Spanish soap operas are great.
>>724536
Maybe it is a different measurement?
I don't know.
>>724538
Okay, why were we looking in a dumpster?
No.724542
>>724538
>buckle down, Kanno
...She's connected to the Root. Basically has infinite mana, and is a top class magus.
She can use shadows to attack people, they're mutable.
>
She's also permanently a little girl with serious delusions.
...And I broke her neck three times to no avail.
No.724543
File: 1452237170477.jpg (30.06 KB, 236x457, 236:457, 3c05950f6c6e19a72412c7660c….jpg)
>>724540
Look at thrifts stores, flea markets, or just the internet.
You can be amazed at what you can find at those places.
>>724541
Well it better be some different measurement because if I lived that long, there'd be some existential crises goin' on!
No.724544
>>724537
Ok.
>
...The print shop is closed, we won't be able to get badges.
>>724539
>yeah nah
>B R A H M A S T R A
>if that thing's evil it's just been pan-fried
>>724541
I don't trust people who don't brush.
No.724545
>>724539
I haven't fought a wierd alien since Giygas was around.
>PSI Brainshock Omega
>time to distort senses and rewire muscle control
>it's now extremely difficult to control movement
No.724546
>>724541
'Cause I'd never done it before.
>gleam
>>724542
Ah...that does look pretty grim, huh.
>
>
When facing someone with an overwhelming difference in power like that, you can't depend on any kind of orthodox tactic to work.
So we attack what's left to attack. Her emotions, memories, supply routes.
What kind of delusions?
No.724547
>>724543
Calm down, I'll check!
>>724544
I kinda have to trust her, she's my sister.
>>724546
Well neither have I, but I'm not about to find the nearest dumpster.
No.724548
>>724543
Man, rob a thrift store? That's pretty low for a shitty payoff.
>wait a minute
That old fuck had one...
>grin
Gonna listen to that fucker's tunes over his dead body!
No.724549
File: 1452237647899.jpg (144.3 KB, 850x963, 850:963, sample-76d7e2b581ea97c439c….jpg)
>>724545
>The creature was in able to move the tentacles that were attached to its head, but the rest of the body move with ease.
>You've gain +1 insight.
>>724544
Ahhhhh!
>The creature let out a ear bursting scream as the head of it began to disintegrate from the man's attack. Once the creature's head was fully disintegrate the doll fell onto the floor with some burn marks on its dress.
>You've gain +1 insight.
No.724550
File: 1452237741887.jpg (121.87 KB, 486x600, 81:100, 7f94949fda5cda59b9740533af….jpg)
>>724546
She's obsessed with Saber--Arthur. She'd do anything to get him.
No.724551
>>724547
You better because uhhh...yeah!
Meh, actually I don't care.
>>724548
I never said rob it!
No.724552
File: 1452237911358.png (148.66 KB, 317x332, 317:332, tumblr_inline_ne4vrhiEvR1r….png)
>>724549
>
Did that thing really try to make me crazy? It's nowhere near Giygas' level.
No.724553
>>724547
>Arjuna
I wish I knew that feeling.
>>724549
>uh
...Ok.
No.724554
>>724547
How would you know you didn't like it until you tried it?
Unless you're a mind-reader!
>>724550
Eh, really?
>keikaku forming
She's attached to the Grail, right. That means she's gonna know everything about each and every one of us, it won't be personal for just you anymore.
She's trying to get at our squishy bits, so we'll get at hers first.
>rubs his chin
I don't think that Saber will be willing bait though, huh.
No.724555
>>724551
Well ya didn't say pay for it neither!
I got better uses for my cash, damn it!
No.724556
>>724551
But...you just...you just.
>>724553
I never did until recently. I considered her a monster for the longest time.
>>724554
No, no, I can just imagine it isn't gonna be that pleasant.
No.724557
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>>724554
Saber's too dangerous to use as bait. If she bites and we can't get him back, she'll destroy us all.
>guh
...I did get a Ruler under my retinue though. If anything we can throw command spells at him to stop him from obliterating the country with his sword.
No.724558
>>724552
>>724553
>The doll, which should be impossible to move on its own, stood up and dusted off her dress.
Good day hunter.
>Her eyes were cold and emotionless.
No.724559
>>724555
There is no better use for your cash than a Walkman.
>>724556
I did but now I don't.
No.724560
>>724556
Again, I wish I knew that feeling.
>>724558
>what
>Discernment of the Poor
>no evil here
...
>runs off after Siggy
No.724561
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>>724558
Uh... I think I'm just gonna go home.
>>724553
Sorry to bother you, mister, but can you take care of the not-robot?
No.724562
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>>724559
...
>muttering
Fuckin' bullshit ass fuckin' goddamnit.
>guh
>wallet out
I got ten bucks. Hit me with a twenty.
No.724563
>>724561
May your adventure prove fruitful, dear hunter.
No.724564
>>724563
Uh...
>PSI Teleport
No.724565
>>724556
Imagine! Dream!
Dream it could be better, you never know!
I found half a taco in there!
>>724557
There's no such thing as dangerous bait. Only bait that works, and bait that doesn't.
>nodnod
You think that's going to work? The Root's stronger than the Grail.
...I think anyway. Gah.
>!
Maybe she'll summon Hephaestion!
No.724566
>>724560
Well that's de--
Okay goodbye then.
>>724559
What made you stop?
>>724565
...I'm trying to imagine it better but my brain won't let me.
No.724567
>She stands in the back of the room like an accessory.
No.724568
>>724562
Anything to help keep the streets less violent!
>hands her a twenty
Speaking of which, I must go clean the streets!
>>724566
I dunno.
>backs the car out of the window
>drives away
No.724569
Wake up.
>axe KICKU
>"Wh-WHA!"
>Cu rolls away
>"Hell's wrong with you?"
You missed yesterday's hunt. That's not like you.
No.724570
>>724567
>?
The hell...
>>724568
Ha!
>flippan the twenty
What a goddamn rube, s'just like bein' back in New York.
No.724571
>>724565
It's all I have, Rider. Trumpeter and Ruler are all I have that could be of use.
>frown
With Trumpeter I can keep Manaka from using the Root's mana supplies for maybe half an hour. After that it's really up to whatever ramshackle strategy we're devising.
No.724572
>>724569
>who is this
>reeeee
Leave him be, woman.
No.724573
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>>724570
Ah, hello dear hunter.
No.724574
>>724566
Sounds like you need to tell your brain what for!
>grin
>>724569
>?
>!
>snap
>>724571
Ramshackle! I couldn't have thought of a better word!
Battle's all about being adaptable, Saber's Master, even you gotta know that by now.
>
That's not true and you know it. You always have more than you think you do, just nobody ever bothers to remember it.
No.724575
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>>724569
I did?
>..
Oh shit! But anyway, I've got some pretty good news. Remember how you've always wanted a castle?
>>724572
Don't worry old man, she's a... friend.
No.724576
No.724577
>>724574
Because it's gross?
Then again, I've found myself messy often what with the MK tournament buuuuuuuut...blood isn't as bad as what can be in the trash.
No.724578
>>724573
>
Yeah, if you ain't some creepy fetish shit I'll eat my own fuckin' gun.
S'your deal, chica.
No.724579
>>724574
I'd be lying if I said adaptation isn't my strong suit, I broke the grail system by combining it with my demon summoning program.
>guh
What is it I'm forgetting.
No.724580
>>724569
I did?
>...
Oh shit! But anyway, you know how you've always wanted a castle?
>>724572
Don't worry old man, she's a...
>glances at Mago
>let's see if I can get away with this
friend.
No.724581
>>724577
Sheesh! You just said it's not like something, but it really is?
I don't get you guys sometimes, I swear.
>
MK Tournament?
>>724579
You're never alone.
>powerful cathartic music crescendo goes here
I was as successful as I was 'cause I trusted my commanders to do what they thought was right.
Your sister might be pretty strong and whatever, but too much stress on a single pair of shoulders and they'll break. That's how I took Persia!
No.724582
>>724574
>>724579
>
I hear discussion of tactics. What is happening.
>>724580
>hesitation noted
>eyebrow: raised
No.724583
>>724581
I'm trusting you, aren't I?
>
Fine. This'll be a group effort. You're right: it's no longer just personal.
>>724582
You were there. We're trying to figure out how the hell to deal with that little demon.
No.724584
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>>724578
I am a doll as a meditator for the great one and to help guide you on your path, dear hunter.
>You could of sworn you heard the sound of a beast growling in the background.
No.724585
>>724580
No, but go on.
>eyebrow raised
>>724582
>what was I told about this one...
I've been tasked with keeping this Lancer in line, since he's been a little unruly lately.
No.724586
>>724581
Yes, the Mortal Kombat tournament!
A tournament used to determine the fates of the realms that has been used for millenia! If the opposing side wins ten tournaments in a row, then the losing side shall be punished accordingly.
No.724587
>>724582
A grand campaign! Full of battle, and honor, with the closure of a Homeric epic!
Want in?
>>724583
Bah, you're making it sound like we're actually gonna lose or something!
I've got it all figured out, eh?
>>724586
Punished, huh. What do the winners get?
It kinda sounds like the war we have right now.
No.724588
>>724584
>
Start makin' sense or I start makin' holes, spooky.
No.724589
>>724587
The winners get the other realm and are able to merge it with their own.
No.724590
>>724583
I spoke with the King of Heroes about that encounter.
Should you fail, he will not.
>>724585
Is that so.
>>724587
I see... then I have no choice but to cooperate.
No.724591
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>>724582
She's one of the servants of my Master's sisters.
>>724585
I've got myself a huge castle! Catch is that it's in the middle of nowhere.
No.724592
>>724587
So let's hear it.
>>724590
...gkkt.
No.724593
>>724588
>Tilts her head to the side.
What do you mean? I was telling you what I am, dear hunter.
No.724594
>>724589
You mean like more land?
...I could conquer more realms!?
>:DD
>>724585
>>724591
Oi! You two want in too?
>>724590
URA! MORE THE MERRIER!
>>724592
Eh?
Well I haven't figured it out yet...exactly.
But don't worry!
>
No.724595
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>>724594
If your realm wins the tournament ten times, then yes.
No.724596
>>724593
Look princess, let's get a few things straight here.
I dunno what fuckin' weirdo cult you got shat out of, but count me out. Only hunting I do is the most dangerous game. Oh yeah, man's got his own set'a fuckin' rules, dig?
No.724597
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>>724591
Well you've got some reporting to do to Master in that case. In the meanwhile, we need your help in the next hunt.
>>724594
You'll have to fill us in later.
>leaps out
No.724598
>>724591
How troublesome.
>>724592
Have faith, Master of Saber and... Ruler.
For without faith, we are nothing.
>>724594
The impaling warlord strikes again.
No.724599
>>724594
Sorry Rider, but shoot me a message or something.
>wiggles his phone
>>724597
The guns master herself needs my help?
>excited grin
I can't wait.
>follows after
No.724600
>>724594
>...
>[screams internally]
>>724598
>[regular Kanno activity will return eventually]
No.724601
>>724595
Heck, that's easy! I conquered the whole world here one time, how hard can it be?
...Even though it was a lot smaller once I saw a book of it. But still!
>>724597
Yo!
>
Who was that?
>>724598
Only if he's up to it.
>nodding
Yeah...yeah it's coming to me!
I know just what to do!
>>724599
Ah, but Waver took mi-oops!
>>724600
>what's that
>flick in the forehead?
>caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan do
Don't shut down on me just yet!
No.724602
>>724596
Cult? I think you may have mistaken my words for something else. Shall I explain myself again?
No.724603
>>724602
>flicks a quarter at her face
Try this shtick again in an airport or some shit, huh?
>stomps out
No.724604
>>724600
..
>waves a hand in front of Kanno
>>724601
Once I have the facts, I'll be of more assistance.
No.724605
>>724601
We need a plan.
>phone ringing
>click
Hello?
>>724604
One sec.
No.724606
>>724601
I hope you have a lot of patience, then...
No.724607
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>>724603
>The coin bounces off her face and lands onto the ground. She didn't even blink at your actions.
No.724608
>>724604
Well duh!
Lucky for you, I got everything all lined up just now.
>nodnod
Me, you, Saber, that one Caster, and little Saber's Master here are the most important.
I'll summon my Reality Marble around this sister person, cutting her off from that Root...hopefully. She's gonna have her own Servants, so Saber's gonna have to get her mostly alone, or they'll have to be dealt with.
Once inside, you'll incapacitate the sister with your spears, leaving an opening for that magic-breaking dagger. If we can't find it, that's when Saber's Master comes in with her tuba guy. It everything works, she'll be completely severed from any source of tricks.
This is all assuming she falls for the bait and she doesn't kill us all in one go. What a risk!
>>724605
Eh?
I'm not explaining all that again, so-
>oh she's on the phone
>what was it Waver said to do when he was doing that
Uh...
>>724606
Patience?
>that'd be a no
No.724609
>>724608
Ten tournaments. It could take the course of one thousand years to even get to the ninth tournament, if not more.
No.724610
>>724608
A last-ditch effort. How heroic and glorious.
No.724611
>>724608
>
Sheesh... Arthur's a mess and Jeanne's having the time of her life.
>
How are we going to ensure that Caster cooperates?
No.724612
>>724609
>squigs an ear
Well, I'm pretty much a ghost right now anyway, so that won't be a problem.
>shrug
Oh, who are you?
>>724610
Last-ditch? But that was Plan A!
>grin
Did you ever have any doubts?
>>724611
Well, I didn't really wanna count on it, but...
Goldie probably has something that'll do the same job, if your trumpet guy doesn't work.
No.724613
>>724612
Ghost...you sure don't look it.
And I am Kitana, Princess Kitana.
No.724614
>>724611
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? We're just watchin' a movie aren't we pal?
>muffled screaming
>
Aw, did she hang up?
No.724615
>>724612
A worthy fight. I will cooperate wholeheartedly.
No.724616
>>724612
I could kiss you right now.
No.724617
>>724613
You ever see a ghost before?
>
Nice to meetcha! I'm Alexander!
>>724615
Does it count if I knew you would?
They'll tell stories about this one, Vlad!
You could have a new one!
>>724616
Heehee...
No.724618
>>724617
Not exactly. I have met specters, though.
And it's a pleasure, Alex. Do you like to be called Alex, or do you prefer the full name?
No.724619
>>724617
One where I am a hero again. It may not clear my name, it may not erase Dracula, but... it's many steps forward.
No.724621
No.724622
>>724618
...Hm, I never really thought about it before.
I don't really care, you could even call me Rider if you want!
>>724619
To be honest I don't think anybody really thinks of you when they think about Dracula, y'know?
But why stop there! You'll give them no other choice but to laud you as a hero again! Statues in your honor! The whole works!
>>724620
>
Ah?
No.724623
>>724622
>peck
You're wonderful.
No.724624
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>>724622
Alright, I think Alex will work.
No.724625
>>724622
>that's as close to a smile as Vlad gets
No.724626
>>724623
>!
Heehee, I hope Saber doesn't mind!
Maybe if I'm lucky I'll get another one when we win, huh?
'Cause we will win.
>>724624
Great!
>
Ah, I should probably go get this fight stuff ready...it was nice meeting you!
>>724625
>shoots him a wink
>skips out
No.724627
>>724626
You too! See you later!
No.724628
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>>724626
Cute...
>
I wonder what Jeanne's doing.
No.724629
Ok, I've cleaned the bar Sir. Yes,yes I have added the area more suited for violent clients. Ok, thank you sir.
No.724630
No.724631
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>>724630
>click
Talk to me.
No.724632
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>>724631
He's a slippery little devil but I almost got h-
>oh it's on
Yoooohoooooooooo, Jeanne to Earth, come in Earth.
No.724634
>>724632
What've you been doing while I was gone, Jeanne.
>
Oh. So, my idiot sister sent you right. You know any of her plans?
No.724635
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No.724636
>>724634
Just working on my frog collection, honest!
Shoulda told me you had such a big frog living in your house this whole time! By the way, love what you've done with the place. All the trash everywhere and dirty dishes? Mwah, magnifique!
>
Weeeeeeeeeeell there's a funny story with that...
No.724637
>>724636
I'm lazy, bite me.
>
Well? I'm waiting. Talk.
No.724638
>>724637
Rough day at the office, mama? I've been there, rather be staked again!
So sissy boo is all "Jeanne, go kill the other Ruler and take her seals too" and I'm all "10/4 cap'n".
And then I came here, you rocked my world, and now I'm on hour four of edging Saber! Progress!
No.724639
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>>724638
I should've guessed. That's all then?
No.724640
>>724639
Well besides a little turbulence early on when I couldn't find the duct tape, this boat's been smooth sailing all night.
How about you, eh?
No.724641
>>724640
Sis showed up. Broke her neck a few times. Didn't work. What gives?
No.724642
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>>724641
It's dead, Jim!
She is, anyway. I think.
That sure doesn't sound like family bonding to me!
No.724643
>>724642
I'll bond when she's double dead.
>
Wait. If she's dead, then holy things will work on her, right. I remember that priest guy...
No.724644
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>>724643
I'll take Things I Don't Know for 400, Alex.
The old man here cut her up before, didn't he?
>looks aside
He-don't you move! You killed Manaka before, right?
>...
He's doing this moaning thing but I think that means yes.
No.724645
>>724644
You're still technically a saint, right? Brew up some holy water.
>
By that I mean drink some and excrete it. I'm taking this revenge game to a whole new low.
No.724646
>>724645
You mean...piss in it?
>
You can't hear it but I am furiously masturbating right now.
Also not to put a tack in your chair but I'm the dark side of the moon, so to speak.
No.724647
>>724646
So? It's just a prank, Jeanne.
Arthur's gonna do the killing for me.
No.724648
>>724647
So she's not gonna go all Wicked Witch of the West, huh. Dang.
>muffled kettle whistling
Soup's on! Want some?
No.724649
>>724648
Take a spoonful yourself first.
No.724650
>>724649
If you say so.
>guhuhuhuh
See you on the flip~
>click
No.724651
>>724650
...Shit. Rider left me here and home's too far away.
>
Is she actually gonna piss in a flask, what the fuck.
No.724652
>>724651
Care for a drink Miss Kanno?
I have cleaned up the bar since that, "Incident"
No.724653
>>724652
I wanna go home. It's a huge mess and I can guarantee there's an ambush waiting for me.
Chrissakes.
No.724655
OK! TIME TO-
>>724654
Cactus...
No.724658
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No.724659
>>724658
OKIGOTSOMEC3HEREIGOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.724660
>>724659
>SWOLE MODE ENGAGE
No.724662
>>724653
I see. In that case
>after mixing he puts a cocktail on the counter
Here's the farewell special. On the house.
No.724663
>>724661
>PFFFFFFFT
>Snake... allow me to tell you my life story
>I was a cactus
>born a cactus
>raised a cactus
>that goat lady kept watering me
>and then I found red guy
>I was no longer just a cactus
>I had become strong
>too strong
>Snake
>what do you think strength is
>it's not about weight or punching strength
>or the prickliness of spines
>it's about...
>love...
>find your love, Snake...
>d e d
No.724664
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>>724663
Huh. For a second there I thought that cactus was monologuing at me.
Buuuuuuuuuut I'm sure it's probably nothing.
After all, when has that saying ever provoked the exact opposite response.
>
Oo hey, ammo.