No.724665
>Infinity Next more like Infinity Shit
No.724667
>
Shit... I fell asleep here.
No.724668
>sipping tea
>towel over his head
>>724667
Were some of us so lucky.
No.724669
>>724668
So...
>cough
Bad first impression, right.
No.724670
>>724669
I'd attempt sarcasm right now but I'm feeling too dehydrated.
I wasn't even aware we could get dehydrated.
No.724671
>>724670
Uh...
>shuffles away
>and comes back with a glass of mineral water
That fuckboy Assassin said this'd help.
No.724673
File: 1452286588863.jpg (119.13 KB, 850x614, 425:307, sample-2687f8fa27739da897a….jpg)
>>724671
...Right.
>gibs me dat
I'm going to assume you got that information out of him the usual way.
>glug
Were you alright last night?
>>724672
>this guy
Thank you, Assassin.
No.724674
>>724672
>he's
>fucking cute
>I want to bully him
>>724673
Siegfried fought Manaka's Lancer. The one from the first war.
>...
I can't kill her, Arthur.
To be more accurate, I did. But she didn't die.
I need you for that. Holiest of holy sword users.
No.724675
>>724673
Of course.
>somewhat troubled
>and bloodied
I-if you'll excuse me, Saber.
>>724674
>g u l p
No.724676
File: 1452286985696.jpg (264.86 KB, 700x594, 350:297, 181640a8f76cd15a27530ad071….jpg)
>>724674
Byrnhild...?
>muh honorbro
>MANAKAAAAAAAAAAAA
She won't be much of a problem without Arash backing her up.
>knocks on the wall
It's not wood but let's hope the sentiment in the same.
>nodding
I am your sword as always, dear Master.
>>724675
>?
You're hurt, Jekyll.
Tell me, what troubles you.
No.724677
>>724676
We're not fighting Byrnhild. Siegfried will. He volunteered pretty quickly.
>uh
Alexander, Vlad and I have a plan to deal with Manaka more efficiently. You're a huge part of it.
I... need to use you as bait. Lure her out.
No.724678
>>724676
It's... not my blood.
I fell asleep, woke up like this.
No.724679
File: 1452287411024.png (509.19 KB, 750x676, 375:338, 911f2853302c43dae6a8d24885….png)
>>724677
...Bait?
>but
I won't be one to let personal feelings get in the way of victory. I suppose I'll have to put my faith in those two if you already have.
I'm not entirely sure how to be bait, though...
>>724678
>oh
>oh
None of that potion of yours as a nightcap, eh?
No.724680
>>724679
Just stand around and pretend we're not around. Look confused, vulnerable. Manaka'll eat that shit up.
We're going to need Medea too. I know how that sounds, but I already used my pre-made Trumpeter ritual, need a week to set it back up for quick use. Rule Breaker's the closest equivalent to its effect.
No.724681
>>724679
Oh God... what if I did and don't remember?
>[screams internally]
>Boy do I have a story for you.
O-oh...
No.724682
>>724680
This would be an easier thing to swallow if our charades nights didn't always end with...well, you know.
So, not only am I being disconnected from the fight in any combat sense, but I have the joyous benefit of having that witch be part of the retinue saving me.
>suit modo
We won't be needing any hostile-looking armor, will we?
>>724681
Then we'll just have to find out, won't we?
>oh he's talking to himself again
Let me know.
No.724683
File: 1452288136227.jpg (126.69 KB, 600x839, 600:839, 353d661a38ce23faeb4030af1e….jpg)
>>724682
Oh, you'll be fighting. Just not right out the gate. She needs to think she has you so she'll be too distracted to deal with everyone else.
No.724684
>>724682
>
>
>
>Jekyll get off the ground
My God...
No.724685
File: 1452288407049.jpg (984.99 KB, 2456x3248, 307:406, Fate.Prototype.full.183978….jpg)
>>724683
This is starting to sound unreasonably like the fifth war, only apparently more willing.
Even then, Manaka's nothing like Medea and Souichirou.
>...
>grin
But there's more going for us than Rin and Shirou too, without meaning offense to them.
When do we start?
>>724684
>uh
I understand we're all at a delicate time right now.
Perhaps Sakuya would know?
Or the very least be the cause for some much needed reprieve.
No.724686
>>724685
A united effort. Even Gilgamesh and Enkidu are in, if it all goes FUBAR.
Nice to have a backup plan,
No.724687
>>724685
She's... gone. Commanded me not to look for her.
Why does this keep happening? Is it Hyde's karma?
No.724688
>ok there he is
>I can do this
>right
No.724689
File: 1452289024423.jpg (262.23 KB, 500x707, 500:707, 5adf3ef22d01d64fdade649dba….jpg)
>>724686
Well I'm glad to know that we're doing this mostly for fun, if that's the case.
If we're all going to be stupid about this, I may as well ask if you have your sword ready.
>>724687
>?
It's best not look for correlation in causation when you don't have enough evidence.
Trust me.
>hands the rest of his tea off
It might do you better than me.
>>724688
>uh
Lancer.
No.724690
File: 1452289152649.jpg (121.87 KB, 486x600, 81:100, 7f94949fda5cda59b9740533af….jpg)
>>724689
>uh
>looking at Byrnhild
...
Least with Jeanne I don't have to worry about my command spells running out soon.
No.724691
>>724689
>
>shakily sipping
T-thank you, Saber.
>
That's... the Lancer I fought. You and that Archer, and Rider. Inside Caster's fortress.
No.724692
>>724689
>ohgodohman
>knees stop shaking
...
>spear hefted
No.724693
>>724690
>Arty you dope
Your skills have actually been coming along quite nicely, for someone who only remembers she owns a sword when she trips over it in the night.
You really think this Jeanne will help?
>>724691
Trust me, I remember.
>shoulda nuked
You just enjoy that tea, Assassin. Never mind any stress right now.
>>724692
>shakes his head
There's already a line, and someone else has taken the first place spot.
It wouldn't be a very knightly thing to cut.
No.724694
>>724693
>takes a raven feather from behind her ear
>OVEREDGE
These'll still do, right?
No.724695
>>724693
>he's right there
>but he's not Sigurd
>but he's so nice
>but Sigurd is alive
I...
No.724697
>>724694
>!
I didn't know you still used those.
You threw Lancer off before with them before I found you, right?
We'll be fine if your aim is still good.
>>724695
>>724696
>double uh
Have...fun.
I'll leave you with that.
No.724698
>>724697
Let's just say I didn't abandon everything.
>
Not formalcraft either. I just premake the rituals so I can use'em quickly from my phone.
No.724699
>>724696
>they're both here
>both
>bo-I'mnotreadyIwasn'treadyhelp
...
>>724697
>spear shivering
No.724700
File: 1452290475467.jpg (180.36 KB, 850x679, 850:679, sample-78b4195bf7a9213e2d1….jpg)
>>724697
I made a promise. And a mistake.
I would be a bad hero to not correct it.
>>724699
Byrnhild.
>Balmung: yes
No.724701
File: 1452290546650.jpg (212.81 KB, 732x678, 122:113, 4c67b9e856eee84111f43b0f77….jpg)
>>724698
The modern world is truly a terrifying place.
I see no problems on your end, aside from possibly giving yourself a haircut on accident with those feathers.
Now then, I should probably practice being bait.
>cardboard sign around his neck
>"BAIT"
Too much?
>>724700
>let's not think about the parallels right now
I understand.
No.724702
>>724701
Pff...
>shakes her head
Let's start with a frown and furrowed brow. Look around the room.
No.724703
>>724700
>AAAAAAAAAAA
S-Si-
>gkkt
>heartspear go time
No.724704
File: 1452290760672.jpg (291.27 KB, 726x650, 363:325, tumblr_nydrljg2TO1sj6shmo5….jpg)
>>724701
Thank you, my friend.
>>724703
>marchan forward
>no hesitation
...
No.724705
>>724702
>nodding
>scanning the hell out of everything
>
I don't think I can turn this off without better incentive.
No.724706
File: 1452290836519.jpg (85.92 KB, 332x562, 166:281, Fumi_Kanno_appears_in_devi….jpg)
>>724705
How about "If you fuck this up, I'll let Jeanne do whatever she wants for a whole week."
No.724707
>>724704
>don't
>don't make me
...I f-forgive you.
>whoosh
No.724709
File: 1452291015258.jpg (123.35 KB, 600x422, 300:211, tumblr_mkvztvrpyu1snsh5fo1….jpg)
No.724710
File: 1452291029660.jpg (307.79 KB, 749x723, 749:723, tumblr_nydrljg2TO1sj6shmo3….jpg)
No.724711
File: 1452291080736.jpg (120.64 KB, 338x600, 169:300, 94eb5e5c19851c389e213659f9….jpg)
>>724709
Perfect.
>>724708
What's the deal now, Red.
No.724712
>>724711
I'm gathering energy
No.724713
>>724710
>ORAORAORAORAORA
>why is the spear bending what the fuck
No.724714
File: 1452291217576.png (438.28 KB, 639x471, 213:157, 0ed9ddf2639a8325585e56c666….png)
>>724712
HE'S GATHERING ENERGY
No.724715
>>724714
and do you know why?
No.724716
>>724713
>clangclangclangclang
>ftang
Byrnhild.
No.724717
>>724711
...
>oh
>[normal Arty services will resume shortly]
No.724718
File: 1452291360484.png (432.46 KB, 642x470, 321:235, 8e6f9b99c2d113c5986dfa03f7….png)
>>724715
Is it...Is it 'cause you're gonna monologue?
No.724719
>>724717
>uh
...
>pulls his hood over his face
>>724712
Spirit bomb?
No.724720
File: 1452291389056.png (1.29 MB, 419x1451, 419:1451, High Strangers was fucking….png)
>today, Moon Knight meets the Loch Ness Monster
>wait what
No.724722
>>724716
>!
>leaps back
Y-...yes?
No.724725
>>724720
It's a duck!
>>724721
Gasp!
Did you go to King Kai too?
No.724726
>>724723
>smek
For luck.
>>724721
Uh oh.
No.724727
>>724725
who the hell is that?
>>724726
uh oh?
No.724728
>>724724
...
I know.
>zip
>COME ON STEP IT UP
>why doesn't anything work I mean that's good but also not good aaaa
No.724730
>>724726
[!]
Who did that?
>
No.724731
>>724728
>she's too fast but he's too tanky
This time, I'm going to save you, my love.
>standing around like a sitting duck
No.724732
>>724730
Hey-hey!
>dragged off by the hood
Arthuuuuur!
No.724733
File: 1452291931548.png (500.49 KB, 642x475, 642:475, 208e8a298f800547eb951ded98….png)
>>724727
Y'know...King Kai? Kinda chubby guy at the end of Snake Road? He's got a lil monkey and grasshopper guy?
Ya can't do spirit bomb without doing any of that, ya just can't!
>>724729
IT'S THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS PAST!
No.724734
>>724733
Has anyone ever told you you're an idiot?
No.724736
>>724731
>halts
S-Save?
>...
How.
No.724737
>>724734
Well I don't see what that's got to do with anything.
>>724735
You...you mean you didn't know?
Even I knew that!
No.724738
>>724736
Master can... rewrite contracts.
We can be together.
Isn't that why you killed me and died.
No.724739
>>724737
you mean I've had my arms in the air for over a hour for NOTHING!
No.724740
>>724738
I don't...know.
>
Yes.
No.724741
>>724737
Then here's a different question: How the fuck do you confuse the Loch Ness Monster for the Spirit of Christmas Past?
No.724742
File: 1452292571520.png (526.21 KB, 642x466, 321:233, 4245777b8962a0c28d71b0cc44….png)
>>724739
Kinda!
But ya know what, I bet you learned a valuable lesson from all this.
Whatever that is.
>>724741
The what now?
I was talkin' about you, silly ghost.
Do I get my presents now?
No.724743
>>724742
you're right Goku...I learned how much I hate you all
No.724744
>>724742
>
>
>
You can't be serious.
No.724746
File: 1452292859728.png (484.4 KB, 643x473, 643:473, c38ba7efdd6036d61140790ae7….png)
>>724743
Good job, bubblegum man!
>>724744
I am! The scouter says my serious level is...super serious.
No.724747
File: 1452292928056.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
>>724746
I'm not made of bubblegum!.....but I do know someone who is
No.724748
>>724745
>eeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE
...Ok.
No.724749
File: 1452293004609.png (661.89 KB, 889x562, 889:562, What does the scouter say ….png)
>>724746
Preeetty sure that's not what a scouter does.
No.724750
>>724747
YOU DO!?
>>724749
Oh yeah? Well how about these sunglasses?
No.724752
>>724750
yeah but I haven't seen her in like forever
No.724753
>>724751
>ohjeez
>um
Let's...g-go.
No.724754
File: 1452293274064.png (636.17 KB, 554x624, 277:312, Moon Knight reacts to Legi….png)
>>724750
What about 'em? They're just sunglasses.
No.724755
File: 1452293382037.png (689.94 KB, 640x468, 160:117, fcd0b690986ea31e0abb59c231….png)
>>724752
No bubblegum?
No...bubblegum?
I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO
>>724754
THEY'RE GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>flies off
No.724757
>>724756
>steam pouring out of her head
...
>hup
No.724758
>>724755
.....he knows he can't eat bubble gum?
No.724759
>>724755
...This is gonna be one of those days, isn't it?
No.724760
>>724757
>flapflap
>and awaay
...Oh. There's a saint who really likes me. She's weird.
No.724762
>>724761
Figures it'd quiet down right after we show up.
No.724763
>>724762
Just how it is.
So what now?
>puff
No.724764
>>724763
We could always go through our usual routine of adding bodies to the pile.
>
It's a shame there's no challenge to this anymore.
No.724765
>>724764
Kinda already did that before I got here.
No.724766
No.724767
OK! TIME TO-
Wait what was I doing again.
No.724768
File: 1452295327446.png (989.32 KB, 1458x820, 729:410, This is my staff, there ar….png)
>>724765
In that case, I got nothing.
>sighs
Almost makes me miss the days where supervillains came knocking on my door.
No.724770
>>724768
I don't. This is a dream come true.
No.724771
>>724769
...Wait didn't I already hear your life story and get your weapon.
The "Cactus Cowabunga" right.
No.724772
File: 1452295488328.jpg (245.46 KB, 850x1032, 425:516, sample-55ab8d576c6f6227c6d….jpg)
>>724771
>Snake
>let us fight like cactus warriors
No.724773
>>724770
Well, yeah, but don't you think what we're doing feels... too easy?
No.724774
>>724772
Did...did that cactus just grow arms.
Okay seriously isn't there a button I can hit right now or a cutscene I can skip.
No.724775
File: 1452295738569.png (157.14 KB, 500x687, 500:687, triple dog dare you, bitch.png)
>>724773
And your point isssss...?
Taking out the trash shouldn't be hard. It's a chore.
We do it so it gets done.
No.724777
>>724776
>ring ring
>ring ring
Master Miller?
>Snake, you can't defeat the cactus by normal means. Its spines are too sharp for any of that fancy CQC.
>Go get a rocket launcher
But I all backtracked-
>MOVE, SNAKE.
No.724779
File: 1452296027189.jpg (239.57 KB, 800x533, 800:533, Keep your hands where I ca….jpg)
>>724775
I don't know, I guess I'm just getting bored of fighting regular people instead of superpowered freaks.
No.724780
>>724778
>runs off
>and back
OKAY I GOT THE ROCKET LAUNCHER TIME TO KILL THIS THING
No.724781
File: 1452296130209.jpg (316.38 KB, 1148x1038, 574:519, dying's a slap on the wris….jpg)
>>724779
That's where we differ, I guess.
I love this. S'what I do best. S'what I was meant to do.
I kill dirtbags and dirtbag accessories. You're the one who wanted to be a costumed superhero.
Being Robin was just a game to me. A game I lost, so I grew up.
No.724782
File: 1452296161713.jpg (245.46 KB, 850x1032, 425:516, sample-55ab8d576c6f6227c6d….jpg)
No.724783
>>724782
So uh...that's it, right.
No.724784
File: 1452296327595.png (545.35 KB, 1000x674, 500:337, tumblr_m46rij2rU01r9170wo1….png)
>don't run away froggy
>I just want...some frog legs...
>SPLOOSH
>FUCK
No.724785
>>724783
Kept you waiting, huh?
No.724787
>>724781
I see what you're saying.
>shrugs
Maybe this'll get more interesting down the line. Either way, I'm sticking with you.
No.724788
>>724786
You left the safety on, rookie.
No.724789
>>724784
>siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
wacha doing?
No.724790
>>724788
Careful, I'm no rookie.
I mean, it really should have been obvious.
I'm Snake, you're Snake.
Are there any other Snakes I should know about?
No.724791
>>724787
Great.
>
I'm actually really fucking bored too.
No.724792
>>724789
>licking her tail
>blech, hairball
Some French kid told me frog legs tasted good. I'm gonna punch him so hard...
No.724793
File: 1452296678828.jpg (119.49 KB, 850x744, 425:372, sample-97429417a872e366c6c….jpg)
No.724795
>>724792
HA! legs, well that's not how ya catch frogs
No.724798
>>724795
How do you catch them...?
No.724799
File: 1452296912574.png (256.47 KB, 784x693, 112:99, When Moon Knight calls you….png)
>>724791
Right? I'll give the other guys this: Letting the bad guys live always means they'll have someone to fight. That's just about the only upside, though.
No.724800
File: 1452296935885.jpg (107.5 KB, 606x800, 303:400, b982e222c8daea1145c8f145bd….jpg)
>>724797
You're a snake... I must eat you.
No.724801
File: 1452296953531.jpg (75.77 KB, 639x350, 639:350, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-19411….jpg)
No.724806
>>724801
But we used all of our harpoons when we stole the Spruce Goose...and our tridents.
>...
We need to take a trip to the black market
No.724807
>>724799
Whatever, I promised to never let them live.
>uh
Shit. I was supposed to be showing Revy how to curve bullets.
No.724808
>looking in a mirror
Dear lord...this is what I look like?
No.724809
>>724805
You're the final boss, aren't you.
Oh. Great. That's just great.
No.724810
>>724806
god damnit! fine then I know what we're going to do!
No.724811
File: 1452297348501.png (796.64 KB, 664x856, 83:107, Trust nobody, not even you….png)
>>724807
>chuckles
Gonna be hard to do that when we don't even know where she is.
No.724813
File: 1452297409627.jpg (63.58 KB, 736x346, 368:173, 5f6dafcf0eb9ca803e864e9510….jpg)
>>724811
You're tellin' me.
No.724814
File: 1452297454724.jpg (22.49 KB, 278x212, 139:106, abject lack of concern ove….jpg)
>>724812
Are you from Snake's Revenge?
No.724815
File: 1452297536955.png (142.5 KB, 904x814, 452:407, Who knew a killer could lo….png)
>>724813
Then again, this is Revy we're talking about.
>smiles
If all else fails, just follow the shouting.
No.724816
File: 1452297558899.jpg (88.98 KB, 850x707, 850:707, sample-8b211a2092551546f63….jpg)
No.724818
File: 1452297663894.png (596.67 KB, 500x698, 250:349, tumblr_nwr0ygzUFD1squ25to1….png)
>>724817
Yooou liiiike meeeeeennnn.
>gone
No.724820
>>724818
CAN YOU SEE INSIDE MY HEA-
Oh.
Ok.
No.724821
>>724810
>Unequip
What's that?
No.724822
File: 1452297882645.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)
>>724821
go to the black market! to pick up some harpoons and maybe eggs
No.724823
>>724819
She'll turn up eventually. Still not sure what we should do 'till then.
No.724825
>>724824
>blink
>blink
...We really need to find a hobby that doesn't involve murder.
No.724827
>>724822
They have those cute little ice cream things next to the ammunition section...
>Item Equip: Bicycle
Do you want the seat or the basket
No.724828
>>724826
get ya own hobby!
>>724827
basket! now lets ride!
No.724829
File: 1452298313398.jpg (102.49 KB, 786x941, 786:941, He works at night, dressed….jpg)
>>724826
Sounds better than just sitting around here.
No.724830
>>724828
How 'bout I torch your shit up, Red.
>>724829
I guess. Off to steal a hobby.
>bounds on out
No.724831
File: 1452298394269.png (247.53 KB, 823x872, 823:872, Coming to cut off your fac….png)
>>724830
>and away they go
No.724832
File: 1452298403682.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
>>724830
JOKES ON YOU! MY SHIT ALREADY BURNS COMING OUT!
No.724833
>setting up a ritual
>candles burning over a pentagram with a cross on it
What a drag...
No.724834
File: 1452298722856.png (730.26 KB, 785x686, 785:686, tumblr_m4g1c844av1r9170wo1….png)
>>724828
>takes off with redman in the basket
>but not before popping a sick wheelie
No.724837
WiFi Password Is WiFi? Who names this stuff?
No.724838
>>724836
Little early to be summoning demons. Ain'tcha supposed to wait 'til 3AM?
Ah, whatever. Standard fare I guess. Nothing ever goes like it's supposed to.
So who're you, lady.
No.724839
File: 1452299150485.jpg (441.26 KB, 1600x1271, 1600:1271, 4388605-demon knightsc.jpg)
No.724840
>>724838
Jeez...
Name's Fumi Kanno. Call me Kanno.
You're not Trumpeter and I'm not even done with the ritual, what's going on.
No.724841
>>724839
>
Okay. Seriously. What gives.
No.724842
>>724841
You tell me, you're the one sending out signals
No.724843
>>724839
Etrigan?
>>724840
Jeez is my line.
You're one'a those devil summoners or whatever, right?
No.724845
>>724842
Not yet I haven't, I just got started. This is supposed to take a full week to even work.
>>724843
That'd be me. So did I fuck it up or is something going on with the whole shebang.
>>724844
What the fuck is that.
No.724846
>>724843
Anung
>>724845
Then you must've screwed up
No.724847
File: 1452299508065.png (470.23 KB, 760x458, 380:229, please resist the large wi….png)
>>724844
Spirit of Vengeance and Venom attached to Red Hulk? Jeez.
>>724845
I'd say you messed up pretty hard. Those candles ain't even black.
>>724846
Don't. It's Hellboy.
No.724848
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>>724845
hello? who called usssssssss?
No.724849
>>724847
>>724846
Well isn't that fantastic.
Candles're white. Summoning a fallen angel, landed two half-demons and a giant... thing.
Fuckin' A, what a hassle.
>>724848
Ohhhhh I fucked up.
No.724850
>>724849
god damnit what the hell do you want?
No.724851
File: 1452299924225.jpg (141.72 KB, 578x900, 289:450, 0f8df10e9aff053cd1300e61dc….jpg)
>>724849
>inspecting the pentagram
Oh. See, you forgot the runes. Supposed to write them in first before you draw anything else.
Otherwise who knows what'll come out.
No.724852
>>724850
Mistakes were made.
>>724851
Well that's just dandy. How do I fix it.
No.724853
>>724851
that and her star points aren't touching the circle
>>724852
this isn't a really good pentagram
No.724854
File: 1452300141398.jpg (80.33 KB, 460x231, 460:231, hellboy-sword-of-storms-20….jpg)
>>724852
Well now I gotta shunt all these guys back home. Great. Thanks for the unnecessary work, lady. Jeez...
What the hell were you trying to summon?
...Ha. Hell.
>>724853
Pain in my ass. Gotta fix it.
No.724855
>>724853
Aren't you Jason Voorhees-wait you can talk?
>>724854
Fucking... Trumpeter.
No.724856
File: 1452300225085.jpg (61.16 KB, 513x426, 171:142, draft_lens18266372module15….jpg)
>>724847
>rolls his eyes
Okay "Hellboy"
>>724849
Etrigan is no halfling girl. Simply bound to a mortal man
No.724857
>>724855
yeah....I just don't when I'm on the job....but really this is a vary shabby pentagram, were you in a rush?
No.724858
>>724855
Oh. Ohh... well that's a kick in the head.
>>724856
Think you can lend a hand? These guys gotta go back.
No.724859
File: 1452300383725.png (402.3 KB, 582x692, 291:346, kanno_fumi_render_by_cyan0….png)
>>724857
Yes. Yes I am.
>>724858
You're telling me. I don't even have a week to wait for his horn blowing ass to show up.
>>724856
'Kay. Not sure what to make of that but 'kay.
No.724860
>>724859
it shows, but if you rush to get the job done then you'll never really get it done right
No.724861
>>724858
Depends, what's in it for me?
>>724859
Our souls were bonded by Merlin. Now we can recite some poem and change places
No.724862
File: 1452300678441.jpg (80.33 KB, 460x231, 460:231, hellboy-sword-of-storms-20….jpg)
>>724859
Tough titty. I got demons to beat up and you got a frilly skeleton angel thing to wait for, sorry.
>>724861
You're not the one I can bribe with Oreos, right... damn.
>
Ice cream?
No.724863
>>724860
Yeah. I get a monster mash instead. Fuckin' A.
>>724861
Merlin, huh. Isn't he still trapped in that tower on Avalon?
>>724862
Goddammit.
No.724864
>>724862
Beer. Good stuff. None of that canned swill.
>>724863
Either that or he's dead. Either way.
No.724865
>>724863
see, take your time and think "is this how to fix my problem if I rush it" sure sometimes I see a teen that needs to be PUNISHED but I stop and think....if I rush in, they may get away or worse they may not know why I'm about to re arrange their insides, so I take my time, watch them for a bit, then when I feel the time is right, I strike them down
No.724866
>>724863
Yyyyep. Price of rushing.
>>724864
Beer? Come on man, have some taste. Mead or ale or some shit.
No.724867
>>724864
Arthur'll be sad.
>>724865
Right... I don't have the virtue of time to wait.
>>724866
There's gotta be some way I can speed it up. Time dilation or something.
No.724868
>>724866
I haven't found any Mead worthy of the title in centuries.
>>724867
He should be. It's his whore of a sister who brought it all to the ground
No.724869
>>724867
I hear that, punk kids and their red bulls
No.724870
>>724867
If you know how to do that, go for it.
>>724868
It's all about home made.
>
Dude Morgan was my ancestor, that kinda hurts.
No.724871
>>724868
Well. Morgan did it via Mordred and Agravain.
>>724869
Aren't you a dream demon?
>>724870
No, but I know someone who kind of can...
I haven't seen him in a while though.
No.724872
>>724870
She gives it up to those who's power she desires and tried to kill me. A lot. She's a whore.
>>724871
Mordred. That little blossom of a turd.
No.724873
>>724871
yeah you pulled me out with your half assed pentagram
No.724874
>>724871
Sounds like you gotta wait.
>>724872
She also led me to Excalibur. Guess it took dying to stop being a bitch.
>>724873
You also gotta go back. Back to the past.
Whatcha.
No.724875
File: 1452301893869.jpg (121.87 KB, 486x600, 81:100, 7f94949fda5cda59b9740533af….jpg)
>>724872
I met'er. She's ballsy. The annoying kind of ballsy.
Mordred I mean.
>>724873
Whoops.
>>724874
Uuuugh. Lame.
No.724876
>>724874
fine! just make sure she knows how to do a damn pentagram next time
>foosh
No.724877
>>724874
SHES DEAD!? Finally some good news.
>>724875
I just want to drown him in a lake
No.724878
File: 1452302052128.jpg (340.98 KB, 987x1700, 987:1700, hellboy_premium_format_sta….jpg)
>>724875
Them's the breaks.
>>724876
Workin' on it...
>>724877
Yeah. You're home free.
No.724879
File: 1452302097414.jpg (126.69 KB, 600x839, 600:839, 353d661a38ce23faeb4030af1e….jpg)
>>724877
The lake?
>>724878
So show me how to fix this pentagram.
No.724880
File: 1452302320197.jpg (441.26 KB, 1600x1271, 1600:1271, 4388605-demon knightsc.jpg)
>>724878
Bitchin
>>724879
Sure. Why not?
No.724881
File: 1452302453901.jpg (141.72 KB, 578x900, 289:450, 0f8df10e9aff053cd1300e61dc….jpg)
>>724879
Circle first, runes on the outside and inside so the summonee can't leave the circle. Five runes for each point of the star: Berkano, Ehwaz, Ansuz, Hagalaz and Origin.
Then you draw the pentagram, each point touching the circle.
That's kind of it, really.
>>724880
Guess our job's done.
Well. Mine is.
No.724882
>>724880
Oh. Mordred's a little girl now.
It's a long story.
>>724881
Huh...
>writing all that down
No.724883
>>724881
Who is she trying to summon anyways?
>>724882
....what....
No.724884
>>724883
Angel, their trumpet cuts off magic.
No.724885
File: 1452302976173.jpg (121.87 KB, 486x600, 81:100, 7f94949fda5cda59b9740533af….jpg)
>>724883
It's magic, I don't gotta explain shit.
>
More like I can't explain.
No.724886
>>724884
But angels are the worst
>>724885
Mordred is a little girl...HA! Finally his form fits his spirit
No.724887
>>724886
I ain't the one summoning.
>shrug
Blocking off magic's not that common a trait.
No.724888
>>724886
He certainly must've been a whiner then.
No.724889
>>724887
Did you tell her its a bad idea?
>>724888
I wanted to drown him in a lake
No.724890
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>>724889
You know what happens when you tell someone something's a bad idea?
Morbid curiosity takes root and they do it anyways.
No.724891
>>724889
Pffffft.
Well, Mordred's got some kinda boyfriend. Tall, black armor, ridiculously big sword.
No.724892
>>724890
Fair point.
>>724891
Sounds like a douche
No.724893
>>724892
I learned to just let people fuck up. They learn better.
>
Oh. Guts is actually pretty cool. Unless he's mad.
No.724894
>>724892
Eh. He's alright. Unless he gets mad. Then everything goes to shit.
Whaddo they call those... berserkers?
No.724895
>>724893
True Dat.
>>724894
Oh Beserkers are fun. Still, to be consorting with Mordred proves he has shit taste.
No.724896
>>724895
So what's up with you?
No.724897
>>724895
Shit taste is curable.
No.724898
>Her eyes were pure red and her dress was covered in blood. It was clear that Sakuya was not in a good mood today.
No.724899
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No.724900
>>724899
>Notices you staring.
What?
No.724901
>>724900
I'm incarnated!
>twirling
No.724902
>>724901
Is that so? Then you wouldn't mind if I stabbed you.
No.724903
>>724902
If you want.
>shrugs
Gil might get mad but I don't care.
No.724904
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>>724903
>She takes a knife and thrusts the blade into your chest, where your heart would be located.
No.724905
>>724904
>the knife barely goes a centimeter in
>that's some tough clay
>blink
I'm closer to how I was in life than ever before, this is great!
No.724907
>>724905
I am glad that you're happy about that.
>Removes the blade from your chest and looks over at the blond one.
>>724906
What?
No.724908
>>724906
Gil! Look! I'm tough again!
>tunic: off
>ABS
>>724907
He might stab you now, I told you he'd be mad.
No.724909
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>>724908
Great. Remember I told you in the past that I don't mind being stabbed.
No.724910
File: 1452305460287.png (785.11 KB, 800x1046, 400:523, 045fc7c75cb81d60145c0b0f38….png)
That booty in the morning was something I did and didn't need.
No.724911
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>>724907
So you see, mongrel. In any other day this is where you'd die. But I'm in such a good mood that I'm willing to overlook this.
>>724908
>At any gods watching this:
>suck
>my
>cast off
I see, I see, I see! You truly are at your peak now, Enkidu! We should have followed my original plan from the start!
>>724910
Guard dog! Take a look at my wonderful friend's new splendor!
No.724912
>>724909
You don't, but what about your Servant?
You shouldn't take your life so lightly, there's someone in your care.
>>724910
>
Guard dog, guard dog! I'm alive!
No.724913
>>724911
I didn't knoooow! But this is fantastic!
No.724914
>distant police sirens
So I may have caved someone's skull in with a bowling ball. Whoops.
No.724915
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>>724911
This is wrong.
>>724912
So wrong.
No.724916
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>>724911
Cool.
>>724912
I plan to find him a better master than myself. I already want to die and the only thing that's preventing that is him, you and Gilgamesh's banquet, and my former Master's request.
No.724917
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>>724914
>She looks up at you then disappears from your sight only to appear behind you. A black mist twirls behind her, as if it was alive, but the mist began to vanish.
New targets?
No.724918
>>724914
Bowling ball?
>>724915
But it feels so right.
>>724916
You don't know very much, the contract is made. Only death will part you two.
>
Oh, that Caster can help!
No.724919
>>724913
You should also trust friend and king! But that's all in the past.
>>724915
Uahahaha! There's nothing wrong about beauty, guard dog!
>>724916
You're not making this easy.
>wait
Banquet?
No.724920
>>724918
I'm gonna get a hiding if I stare too much.
>>724919
What's with Enkidu's weird amount of sex appeal?!
No.724921
File: 1452306201632.jpg (91.99 KB, 850x443, 850:443, sample-2498621067dd40bdfdf….jpg)
>>724918
You're talking about the female who hardly goes outside, correct?
>>724919
Didn't Endiku tell you?
No.724922
>>724919
I was already summoooooned. Didn't the Anguished One tell you?
>>724920
I don't mind, we're friends!
>>724921
Eeeeeeh?
No.724923
>>724917
Not exactly. I tried to find something to do that didn't involve killing. Didn't work out as well as I thought it would.
>>724918
Yeah. Bowling's a sport.
No.724924
File: 1452306548315.png (1.09 MB, 1280x1691, 1280:1691, tumblr_nzo2j0eEhP1s2qou5o1….png)
>you lil guys aren't so bad
>just hungry
>...me too
No.724925
>>724920
That's the form he has chosen to take! Shamhat had a god like beauty, so being his first civilized contact, nothing more natural he'd aim for the same kind of beauty.
>>724922
Yes, he did. Which was exactly why I was trying to get that microwave to eliminate the need of a master for Servants. But enough about that. You don't have to rely on anyone else to exist now. Not the gods, not a master.
>>724921
He's empty headed.
>Motions as if he was splitting his head apart
Were you planning on organizing a banquet?
No.724926
>>724922
Never mind.
>>724923
Do what Lancer does, fishing.
No.724927
>>724924
Hey Kenny. You doin' alright?
>>724926
Might be a worth a shot. Thanks for the idea.
No.724928
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>>724927
I'm okay, Marc. Talked to some guys down in Death's Domain.
>poor big space bastard, wasn't his fault
>...god Death is hot
What about you?
No.724929
>>724923
What's bowling?
>>724925
It's more than I could ever ask for, Gil. Now we'll never be apart!
>>724926
Eeeeeeh?
No.724930
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>>724925
Yes, since he seemed sad about the Servants not coming to the Christmas party and he seemed to 'kill' the beast for the time being, even though a new one recently showed up, I said we should hold a banquet.
>>724927
You're welcome.
>>724929
>Pokes your forehead.
Earth to Enkidu.
No.724931
>>724928
I'm doing alright, actually. Almost feels weird to be in a good mood.
>>724929
>blink
How do I explain this... it's a sport where you roll a ball down a lane and try to knock over pins that've been lined up.
>>724930
Sorry if this sounds rude, but... is there a reason you tried to stab Enkidu earlier?
No.724933
File: 1452307509323.jpg (57.83 KB, 500x361, 500:361, tumblr_nzcm8vyqpE1ucqehzo5….jpg)
>>724931
Don't take it for granted, boss. The sunshine only stays out for so long.
No.724934
>>724930
The new one isn't the Beast and neither was the Einzbern. She was just a pawn of the Grail.
>>724931
What happens when you win? Back in Gil and I's game, the winner of a sport gets to lay with the finest women in the city!
>Babylonian standards: near nonexistent
No.724935
>>724934
Right my apologies.
No.724936
>>724929
I feel the same, Enkidu! I'm truly overwhelmed with joy! Oh!
>snaps his fingers
Now I know our last night's celebration was quite wild, but I think we missed something.
>>724930
Ooooh! A very efficient and considerate maid then! I am glad I decided to spare you! What is your name, maid?
No.724937
File: 1452307721224.jpg (289.38 KB, 900x1165, 180:233, This looks like a job for ….jpg)
>>724932
Jeez. What made you so angry?
>>724933
True enough.
>smiles
Just means we've gotta make it count, right?
>>724934
>uh
Usually if you win a bowling tournament, you get a trophy.
No.724938
>>724935
This new one though... I can feel something I've only felt inside the Grail. That Einzbern was the lesser of two evils.
>>724936
We forgot something?
>>724937
That doesn't sound very rewarding.
No.724939
>>724937
That's what Karen tells me. I don't argue with the runt.
>puffs up his chest
I busted some fucks beating up a prostitute. It felt good.
No.724940
>>724936
Sakuya Izayoi. Izayoi as in sixteenth night. Sakuya as in blooming flower.
>>724937
How would you feel if a person desecrated your family's graves and attempted to set your home ablaze?
>>724938
It's a shame that the new one looks so cute.
No.724941
>>724940
I'll remember that. Now Sakuya, I suggest you keep your distance
>>724938
>
No.724942
>>724940
Master, what are you talking about? Nothing happened in the Mansion. I was there the entire night.
No.724943
>>724938
It isn't, compared to what the prize was back in your day.
>>724939
>laughs
Good job. I should buy you some ice cream or something.
>>724940
...I would've wanted to tear them apart.
No.724944
>>724940
There's an expression about judging books to be said.
>>724941
>
>>724943
Our games also killed the losers!
No.724945
>>724943
I also accept payment in hot dogs or Hustler Magazine issues.
No.724946
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>>724942
I can assure you it happen. Remilia's tombstone had graffiti on it and the front gate has scorch marks on it. Now please tell me how did that happen?
>>724944
I know.
>>724941
>Bows before walking a good 500 feet away you and Enkidu
>>724943
Thus, is why I was blinded by rage.
No.724947
>>724944
>
>
...huh.
>He's gonna toss me around the world now, isn't he?
No.724948
>distant sounds of fighting
No.724949
File: 1452308658915.gif (105.94 KB, 480x679, 480:679, 55469ca095fbaabcac5f9885a0….gif)
No.724950
>>724944
...Most competitions these days aren't to the death.
>>724945
At the risk of being a bad influence... I think I could make that happen.
>>724946
>And I thought Moon Knight had anger issues.
...I can understand why you're upset.
>scuffs his shoe on the ground
Lucky for me, all of my family's buried far away from here.
>>724948
>oh boy
>fightan
No.724951
File: 1452308947458.png (206.07 KB, 679x397, 679:397, tumblr_o0etlybLny1ssg673o1….png)
>>724950
>enter a cartoon fight cloud
>oh
>it's these guys
Arjuna, why don't you ever die.
>Come now, BRRRROOOOTHEEERRRR, the world would be deprived if I were to die.
Deprived of what?
>Shut up!
No.724952
>>724949
>this is fine
Heh, never cease to impress...
>pat pat
>>724948
>( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No.724953
>>724952
>
>Enk you cheeky bitch
You're right, I did forget!
No.724954
File: 1452309228292.jpg (348.67 KB, 572x800, 143:200, d859fafe983bf21c555c8d7319….jpg)
>>724950
I only have so much patience, god. Sorry.
No.724955
File: 1452309312904.png (262.39 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_o0kvjuzQqp1ssg673o1….png)
>>724952
>Let us fight, brother! Like heroic warriors!
Were we doing something else before?
>You have absolutely no concept of romanticism.
You did kind of kill me before.
>And it made for a great story!
No.724956
>>724951
>Oh, this oughta be good.
Yeeep.
>>724954
Why're you apologizing? There's nothing to be sorry about.
No.724957
>>724955
>so that's his brother
...
>he's so... dark skinned
No.724958
>>724956
>uh
This isn't what you wanted or were expecting. Oops.
>DRAMATIC POSING
Can you stop that, I'm talking to someone.
>HAVE AT YOU, KARNA
>>724957
>GLEAM
I heard about your fight.
>PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
No.724959
>>724953
>I had a feeling this would happen and yet I-
>AAAAAAAAAAAAA
G-Good job, Enkidu!
>Hands to the floor
>Hand stand
>SLAM
>>724955
>This guy better not rip me off
>We finally got rid of Ozymandas
No.724960
>>724958
I got my wife back.
...
>
Um. What about him.
No.724961
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>>724959
>curled up into a ball to keep on rollan
Hahaha! Gil! Let's fight until we collapse!
No.724962
File: 1452309766050.png (167.5 KB, 500x369, 500:369, tumblr_o0etlybLny1ssg673o2….png)
>>724959
>guess who has higher max stats, g
>:^)
Why do we look like this again.
>It matters not, let's go!
But I want to know.
>>724960
Who?
>Why are you posing, you imbecile!
Weren't you?
>Gah!
No.724963
>>724958
It's fine. So who's the other guy?
No.724964
File: 1452309901355.jpg (82.83 KB, 850x555, 170:111, sample-4b19935da91cdf07b7f….jpg)
>>724956
That you had to see me in such a state.
No.724965
>>724962
You're going to fight?
No.724966
>>724963
He's-
>I am the Blessed Hero, Arjuna of legend!
...yeah.
>And also this trash's half-brother, though it pains me to admit it.
I don't think our mom ever heard of contraception.
>>724965
I think he's still making up his mind.
>I am not! I only wish to have a suitable audience for Arjuna's second glorious victory.
>...And stop posing, you fool!
Why?
No.724967
>>724961
>He never did this before
>HE'S EVOLVING
>HE'S LEARNING
I was thinking the same thing!
>Armor discarded
>LET'S GO
>>724962
>YEAH WHATEVER
>I'm just gonna get back to my fight
>Which is 10 times cooler than what you got going on there
>In fact
>20 times cooler
No.724968
>>724964
If it makes you feel any better, it didn't bother me very much.
>>724966
So he's your brother, and he's trying to kill you.
>Gee, why does THAT sound familiar?
No.724969
>>724967
>rollin' around at the speed of sound
>got places to go
>got to follow my rainbow
Giiilgameeeeeeesh! Let's see you grit those teeeeeeth!
>INCOMING
No.724970
>>724966
He talks too much.
No.724971
>>724967
>but can you pose this fabulously
>also red is a shit-tier color all about blue baby
>>724968
Yes.
>Yes!
He did it before, anyway.
>dodgan arrows
>
If this gets serious you might want to leave the country.
People can do that in a few minutes now, right.
>>724970
So do I.
>Let me silence that tongue, BRRRRROOOTHEERRRRR
Please stop.
No.724972
>>724971
...Not really, no.
No.724973
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>>724969
Enkidu! Don't hold back now!
>Readying punch
>HERE IT COMES
>>724971
>I'm sorry, were you saying something?
>I can't hear you over the fucking EARTHQUAKES we're about to cause
No.724974
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No.724976
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>>724968
It does a little bit.
No.724977
>>724972
...That's not good.
My spear is equivalent to about ten of your nuclear explosions. I really don't want to have to use it.
>>724973
>that's not kosher at all
>PEWPEW intensifies
>>724974
>You want some too, Dragonknight?
>PEW
>!
>clang
No.
No.724978
>>724977
>
>Arjuna you shit
Stop picking fights and face your brother.
>did my bro just block an arrow
>but I'd be fine
Thanks.
No.724979
>>724976
Good. You shouldn't have to be sorry just because you got angry.
>>724977
Hopefully you won't have to.
No.724980
>>724975
Tch! Not bad!
>Trying to back away
>>724977
>So I think I'm about to be launched to the stratosphere right now
>Try not to lose this, or else it will be two victories for the lancers
No.724981
>>724980
>
>>
>aaaaand
>spin
>twirling Gil fast enough to turn him into a top
Go, go!
No.724982
>>724978
>u never know, bro
I forget if divine things hurt you. Sorry.
>Tch!
Arjuna.
I'm going to judge you now.
>>724979
You don't sound very concerned.
>He's just happy he might die in my pursuit of justice!
...Sorry for the bother.
>>724980
>oh that's nothing, Karna's a push-ove-
>launched outside
I think he forgot I have a bow too.
No.724983
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>>724982
Nothing does. Except you know where.
>blink
Oh... there he goes.
No.724984
>>724982
>Moon Knight
>sounding happy
>Arjuna please
It's alright. Not like it's your fault.
No.724985
>>724983
Mana Burst.
>nodnod
He'll be back, he's too lucky.
>
I might have to do the thing.
>>724984
>that's Karna, baybee
>
It's not yours as much as you think it is either.
>deep and cryptic messages
No.724986
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>>724979
Would you like some tea as the two gods fight with each other?
No.724987
>>724982
>OH NO
Huh, I actually forgot y-
>>724981
>SPINNIN
AAaaAaaAAaaAAaaAaaaAAAAaaAaaaaaAA!
>spinning right back at Enkidu
>TATSUMAKI SENPUU KYAKU
No.724988
>>724985
>oops
What do you mean? I'm not the one who started the fight.
>>724986
Sure. That'd be nice.
No.724989
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No.724990
well I'm back from the black market
No.724991
>>724987
Spinning Gold Archer...
>camera out
>snap
>>724988
I'm not talking about the fight.
You shouldn't be so down on yourself sometimes.
>>724989
>
>point
I said might.
You should have seen your face.
>distant crashing
>!
>leaps off
No.724992
>>724991
>Yes he should.
I'm trying not to be...
No.724993
No.724994
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>>724988
>Bows before disappearing from your sight only to return with with two cups filled with teal.
Here you go.
No.724995
>>724994
>off comes the mask
>sips the tea
Thanks, Sakuya.
No.724996
>>724987
>
>Enkidu got real good
Hahaha! This is getting fun!
No.724997
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>>724995
>Tries not to stare.
>Stares.
No.724998
>>724997
Uh... you alright?
No.724999
>>724998
huh so that's how ya look
No.725000
>>724999
Hey Red didja get me the shit I asked for at the black mark-
Who's the marginally hot guy.
No.725001
>>724996
Tch! You're even better than before!
>Takes a large piece of the wall
>Tries to slam Enkidu with it
No.725002
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>>724998
Sorry, I've never seen you without your mask.
No.725003
File: 1452314093874.png (502.36 KB, 903x500, 903:500, You're giving me a headach….png)
>>724999
You sound surprised.
>>725000
Funny how less people recognize me without the mask, isn't it.
>>725002
Huh. Could've sworn I took it off in front of you before.
>shrugs and continues drinking tea
No.725004
>>725001
I got flexi-
>splat
No.725005
>>725003
I am positive you haven't.
>She smiles before taking a sip of her own cup of tea.
No.725006
>>725003
>squint
Wait a fuckin'...
Aw goddamnit! Who the fuck're you, tryin' to trick me like that, bag-boy!
No.725007
>>725005
You have. I was there.
>>725003
Don't you got somethin' to say, Marc?
>when did Jay get on your shoulders, bro
>>725006
Pfft.
No.725008
>>725004
Hmm.
>Not relaxing yet
>Gil knows better to think that he got Enk with that
No.725009
>>725008
>Enk slowly vanishes under the rock
>and it gets quiet
>too quiet
No.725010
>>725009
>Leaps away
A sneak attack, huh? I was certain your retaliation would be more direct.
No.725011
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>>725010
>ground cracking
>uh oh
>it's
>it's...!
>
No.725012
>>725007
>She tilts her head to the side, trying to remember.
>She does not remember.
I am sorry.
No.725013
>>725005
I'm pretty sure I have, but whatever.
>>725006
Trick you? The hell're you talking about?
>>725007
When the hell did you get here, Jason?
No.725014
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>>725007
>
You guys look like this queer-pile I saw in Bangkok once. Buncha idiots.
>flicks a tea cozy at him
No.725015
>>725011
>!
Uoh!
>steps back
I see... In that case, I better put a fight too!
>Draws Ea
>Charging
Are you prepared, Enkidu!?
No.725016
>>725012
Right. Your crush is hilarious.
>>725013
>nudges him with a leg
Ancient Chinese secret.
Don't leave the lady with the huge crush waiting. Snowball's gonna eat her.
>>725014
>natch
Funny, you remind me of a hooker I used to know when I was a kid.
No.725017
>>725015
>shrinking down
>
Yes!
>charging up Enuma Elish
Let us etch this battle into the eyes of everyone present.
No, everyone in the world!
No.725018
>>725016
Crush?
>>725013
My apologies, it would appear that I've forgotten the time you took your mask off.
No.725019
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>>725018
>The picture that was eaten by 8ch
No.725020
>>725013
Don't gimme that, you dipshits where those things because you get royally fucked up, right?
Can't be the face of American justice or whatever with a busted nose, huh?
>>725016
Eat me, I don't do kiddie jobs.
>eyean Moony
>this guy
No.725021
File: 1452315257612.png (481.85 KB, 408x745, 408:745, Finding pictures of Moon K….png)
>>725016
...Y'know, she probably would.
>>725018
It's not that big of a deal. But we still need to talk.
>>725020
That's got nothing to do with it. I've walked around without my mask looking like I've gotten the shit beaten out of me plenty of times.
No.725022
>>725018
This is the part where you play it off, huh.
>>725020
>
>>725021
"Probably"?
Wishful thinking dude. Remember when she used to attack me when we hung out?
I wasn't romantically interested either.
No.725023
>>725021
Alright.
>>725022
I am not playing anything off, Hood.
No.725024
>>725021
Yeah, but I'll bet never with the rest of the suit on.
Or you tryin' to tell me you're the exception to the rule. Truth, justice, and the chumps that'll watch it for 49.99 a month.
If I were you, I'd focus more on them.
>>725022
You didn't really.
I got work for you cunts.
No.725025
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>725017
Ea! Scorch the heavens and the earth!
>Vrrrrrr
ENUMA...
>VRRRRRRRRRR
ELISH!
>
No.725026
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>>725022
Don't remind me about that.
>>725023
If you've really got a crush on me like Jason thinks you do, I think you should know I'm already seeing someone.
>>725024
Of course I don't wear the rest of the suit. I'd be arrested in a heartbeat if I did.
No.725027
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>>725023
Yeah yeah whatever maid.
>>725024
Maybe you forgot but I don't work for anybody but myself.
I'll cooperate if it interests me, so talk.
>>725026
While we're at it-
>and then the world was in danger
>thanks Gil
Jesus H. Fuckin' Christ!
No.725028
>>725025
O Humans, let us restrain the gods and save the world!
>Chains of Heaven forming around Enk like a cocoon
>and then
>
No.725029
>>725026
One of these days, compadre. They're gonna drop you like last week's trash.
Wouldn't it be easier to do the do lookin' a street-murderer should, 'stead of how one actually fuckin' does?
>>725027
Testy, princess.
How do you fellas feel about North Korea.
>ring ring
Ah?
>...
Aw, fuck yeah! My Walkman's in!
>dashes out
>entirely unaware of the apocalypse
No.725030
>>725026
>
That actually clears something that has been bothering me for a while. No, I do not have a crush on you and if I did I would of told you by now since I am a straight forward person. Besides, it would be unfair for her if I did fall for someone else.
>>725027
So you thought I actually thought I fell in love with him.
No.725031
>>725027
>JESUS, WE'RE GOING IN HARD, STRAP IN!
...You were saying?
>>725029
Maybe it would be easier. But you know how the saying goes: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
>>725030
Guess that solves everything, then.
No.725032
>>725030
>m8 it's the literal apocalypse who gives a fuck
>Jay's dead
>the clash of Ea and Enuma Elish are literally planet rending
No.725033
>>725028
>And then the world was destroyed
>And then saved
>Repeat the cycle six more times
No.725034
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>>725033
>
Haah... haha... that was... fun...!
No.725035
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>>725031
Yes it do-
>>725033
>!
>On the third time the world was destroyed Sakuya was brought back to Gensokyo, a realm separate from the outside world.
No.725036
>>725034
>On his knees, supporting himself on Ea
Pfttuahahaa... It truly was... I don't think my heart has beaten this fast since... since our first fight...!
>hahaha oh god it hurts to laugh whyyy
No.725037
>>725036
My friend, I'm so happy...! Even the humans are awestruck.
No.725038
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No.725039
>>725035
>She's gone.
...Huh. Well, see ya.
No.725040
>>725039
>your bro's not getting back up
>uh oh
No.725042
>>725040
>
Jason? C'mon, get up.
>frowns
This isn't funny.
No.725044
>>725043
>no
>no no no no
>all power to denial, cap'n
We're supposed to be the guys who can't die. You can't just...
>Nope, he's gone. Done. Finished.
No.725045
>>725044
Whaddya mean she locked the door when she left! Death can't just-what the fuck! Then where do people go?
No.725047
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>>725046
Figures you'd bite me after I do what you ask.
Big Sis is gonna be pissed.
No.725048
>>725045
>Marc can't deal
>at least if he puts his mask back on, no one can see how sad he is
No.725049
>>725047
I do have a reputation to keep up, you know.
>eyebrow raised
No, I'm sure she'll be more focused on the two that keep breaking the planet every few days. Like I am.
Honestly it's starting to become redundant, not to mention the hassle it puts on me.
No.725050
>>725048
>Jason Goes To Hell.mov
>>725049
Fuckin'...
>
>training allll coming back
>first skill: lockpicking
>facepalm
I'm an idiot.
No.725051
No.725052
No.725054
>>725050
>that's cool
>I'll just be over here brooding
No.725055
>>725050
These things happen, yes.
Awfully ungrateful for a grandson, isn't he.
>>725054
>you know what's cool
>omnipresence
You're just inviting the copyright claims yourself now.
No.725057
>>725055
Maybe so, but that's not important right now.
No.725058
>>725055
>already working the lock
Skeleton key. I can't be surprised and yet I am. Annoying to pick, but not impossible for me.
...
...
...
I'm gonna be here for a few hours without my kit.
>glove compartment opened
>makeshift lockpick go
No.725059
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No.725060
>>725057
No, you can't bothered, can you.
Interesting how that little god will save you from even the end of the world.
>>725058
You're not serious, are you.
No.725061
>>725060
>The world ended? I guess I blinked and missed it.
He's got no choice, really. We're stuck with each other.
No.725062
>>725060
I spent ten years here. You think I don't know my way around the one door that matters?
>
She didn't even change the lock.
>snap
This is what I get for not bringing a dedicated setup. Too used to blowing doors open.
No.725063
>>725061
Convenient.
There's a grave in Gotham you might want to be at.
>>725062
>it's not even a conceptual door
>an actual door
>Death are you fucking stupid swer 2 fuk
Enjoy.
No.725064
>>725063
>she turned her realm into a literal apartment building
>why do you think comic book death is literally a nap
Ffffuck.
>frustrated Jay noises
Goddamn I'm rusty...
No.725065
>>725064
>m8 I've been more dead than you and I got fried
>with fire
>me
You're in no rush then, I take it.
>how am I gonna fuck with those two magic chinks
No.725066
File: 1452319893161.png (1.35 MB, 1208x871, 1208:871, This is where he goes to f….png)
>>725063
Jesus fuck 8ch let me post
Yeah, I know the drill.
>jumps out the window
No.725067
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>>725065
My body won't rot. I got all the time in the world. Just don't wanna be here right now, I got assholes to kill, feel me?
Can't do much killing if I'm sleeping.
>shakeshake
It's like going back to basics. I hate it.
How bad would it be if I blew the door up?
>
Oh. Right. Big uh oh.
No.725068
>>725066
You're still there, aren't you.
Ever the bright one, isn't he.
>>725067
Frankly, no.
My reach is a lot longer than it was when that book was being written.
>when did a second door get there
I'm really not looking for any more work for the rest of the night. Take your leave.
No.725069
File: 1452320419842.jpg (316.38 KB, 1148x1038, 574:519, dying's a slap on the wris….jpg)
>>725068
Sheesh...
>steppin on through
No.725070
>>725068
>of course he's still there
>MK hasn't had time to go anywhere
>he ain't no Barry Allen
...No comment.
No.725071
>>725070
>
Where the hell are you going?
No.725072
>>725069
>>725070
>on the couch, new Walkman on
>head bangin'
>
>?
No.725073
>>725071
Nowhere important.
>deep breath
...Been a while since I've actually felt scared.
>>725072
>waves
No.725074
>>725072
>
What.
>eyeing the Walkman
Man that brings back memories.
And she can't hear me.
>>725073
Big Sis locked the door behind her, Luce opened a new one for me.
No.725075
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>>725073
>
>>725074
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS3CLxcDwDA
The fuck happened to you two?
Do some butt stuff while I was out?
No.725076
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>>725074
At least you're okay. Damn near gave me a heart attack earlier.
>>725075
>don't think I don't see you being smug over there
No.725077
>>725075
>wringing blood out of his hair
What?
>hand removed from gut
>hole gone
Thank fuck.
>>725076
You're tellin' me.
No.725078
>>725076
>bite me
What?
>>725077
>'phones off
>ear-splitting noise emanating from them
Now that the foreplay's over, you chucklefucks ready to listen or what.
No.725079
>>725077
Maybe we're not all that invincible after all.
>>725078
>Hit her. Do it. Dooo it.
...Nothing.
No.725080
>>725078
You wanna die?
>blood just kinda
>returning to inside Jay
>freaky
>>725079
Death took a leave of absence. Dying's gonna be a real bitch. Gotta pick that lock...
No.725081
File: 1452321671421.jpg (128.88 KB, 863x925, 863:925, _nightmare__kurumi_tokisak….jpg)
Well that was a nice holiday~
>..
There is some seriously wierd energy in this place, hmmm..
No.725082
>8ch kill while I was off in vaycay?
No.725084
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>>725079
What about you, Chinless.
Jay here's on the fuckin' rag or something.
How would you like to make a whole lot of money.
>>725080
Not yet.
Ain't the richest bitch in the whole world.
>mildly spooked
>smoke to make the pain go away
The fuck you mean, Death split.
No.725085
>>725080
It's just a lock, right? Shouldn't be too hard for someone like you.
>>725081
You mean it isn't like that all the time?
>>725084
I already have a whole lot of money, Revy.
>
I'm still listening.
No.725087
>>725084
She's gone. Big Sis is out. Doesn't mean a thing to you lot. Don't get your panties in a bunch.
>>725085
Need a skeleton key. Mind buying one?
No.725088
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>>725085
Today seems to be a particularly ominous. I can't quite put my finger on it.
>Hmmm..
Ara ara~
Where are my manners, how wonderful to see you again~
No.725089
>>725085
Been paying attention to the news any?
North Korea's got themselves some real ready to use nukes, looks like.
>shrugs
China'll nuke that little fuckin' goblin to Hell and back before it lets 'em fuck up their contact with the States. Which means Best Korea contraband is gonna be worth a whoooooole lot in the next coupla months.
>>725087
What panties?
>new cig a go
Death's a big sister, huh.
>thinkgen of Bala
No.725090
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>>725087
Sure. Whatever keeps us alive.
>>725088
>rolls his eyes
Yeah, hi.
>>725089
So we'll wanna grab as much contraband as possible. Seems like an okay job.
No.725091
>>725089
She's like one to me.
>
Not interested in Korean shit. Too busy.
>off Jat goes
No.725092
File: 1452322778025.jpg (230.06 KB, 960x726, 160:121, 85f1534568e5b4895fb6d62e0f….jpg)
>>725090
Do ya one better.
Leader of the Hong Kong Triad chills out in Roanapur. Name's Chang. Decent enough little zipperhead fuck for a scumbag, I guess.
He's got a guy on the inside waiting with all the essentials. Pins, coats, flyers, you fuckin' name it.
Simple grab'n'go.
>>725091
Fuckin' A.
No.725093
>>725090
Oh, I liked you more when you were enthusiastic~
>Fades out and reappears on the couch painting her nails
Tell me my sweet, what has been going on in this time-line? Anything interesting?
>Time-line= Realm in Kurumi's world
No.725094
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>>725092
This sounds way too easy. Anything else I should know?
>>725093
I've made some new friends. Haven't paid attention to much else.
No.725095
>reviewing summoning notes
What a fucked up botch job. Ugh.
No.725096
>>725094
You make friends? Well now, that is something I wasn't expecting?
>Turns over and smiles
Are we friends Crescent Crusader?~
No.725097
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>>725094
Ya ever been to North Korea before?
Fuckin' idiot, it ain't like The Interview at all, y'know.
Wanna see if I can find me one of those fuckhuge Russian prison dogs, hear they got 'em.
No.725098
File: 1452323275464.jpg (122.59 KB, 850x1133, 850:1133, sample-4dcb2e9c085916d5192….jpg)
>meanwhile, on the roof
>kicking her feet, humming
No.725099
>>725098
I sense a disturbance in the Force...
No.725100
>>725096
Still on the fence about that, if we're being honest.
>>725097
You're forgetting I'm used to going up against people with fucking superpowers. Korean law enforcement won't be a problem.
>straightens his tie
Still, this sounds like it could be fun.
No.725101
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>>725099
When the moon hit's your eye like a pig pizza pie
That's amore~
>floats upside down in front of a window
Peek-a-boo!
No.725102
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>>725101
>REEEEEEEE
What the fuck do you want.
Wait, don't tell me. Saber.
No.725103
>>725100
Yeah?
>
Well that's just fine and fuckin' dandy for you then, huh. But if you get missiles launched at us for being a fucking dipshit, I'll personally come back from the grave and haunt your ass for eternity.
We get in, we blow away any gook that gets in our way without fucking it all up. We leave. Got it?
No.725104
>>725100
Oh c'mon~ I'm just a little misunderstood is all~
>>725098
>Oh.. what a deep wound that parts down her breasts. I spy with my little clock eye another servant.
No.725105
>>725102
Eh?
>cheeks puffed out
How rude, big sis. You should really learn to watch your language.
>tracing hearts in the condensation
Good job! You got it on the first try~
>>725104
>n a h
No.725106
>>725105
You're even more of a hag than me, you little monster.
No.725107
>>725103
Simple enough. Let's just hope you can keep up with me.
>>725104
I'd say it's more than a little.
No.725108
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>>725105
>..
>>725107
All girls just wanna have fun~ Speaking of girls, have you seen Ahri?
No.725109
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>>725107
...
...
Pfft.
Stone cold. Keep it that way, we'll be in the money.
>pops up
I'm out.
>and she's out
No.725110
>>725108
No. Even if I did, why would I tell you?
>>725109
See you around, Revy.
No.725111
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>>725110
Now now, we were having such a quaint discussion. There is no need to get worked up darling~
No.725112
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>>725106
A hag?
>
I don't understand...
Your skin looks so sallow and saggy, not to mention those huge useless flesh lumps.
You should really take better care of yourself while you still can, eh? Saber deserves more.
>>725108
>
No.725113
>>725111
>frowns
Don't call me that.
No.725114
>>725112
It's called "growing up". Saber likes it.
But then you're gonna be stuck like that forever, huh.
No.725115
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>>725112
>Smiles
>Oh, she just gave quite the mouthful~
Hello there~
>>725113
No no, we have have this discussion and as I do recall you distinctly told me to call you that~
No.725116
>>725115
You must have a pretty bad memory, then.
No.725117
>>725114
Oh no, I'm sure he's just much too polite to make any harmful comments. Isn't he sweet like that?
>pats her chest
I don't think I could ever imagine being disfigured like that...
>>725115
Hello!
No.725118
>>725117
So that's why you focused on groping them with your dumb shadows instead of binding my arms.
Your jealousy's transparent, Manaka.
No.725119
>>725116
Oh but I dont, if you wish to remember that time I can surely give you a push~
>>725117
Aren't you quite the wolf in sheep's clothing~
No.725120
>>725118
Jealous?
What do I have to be jealous for? I have the most perfect husband in the world. I was just looking for anything big to take away from you.
>!
Which reminds me, there's just oooooooooone little thing that has to go, and then everything will be perfect.
>>725119
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
No.725121
>>725119
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
No.725122
>>725120
Oh nothing, nothing at all.. whom might you be~?
>>725121
That I can remind you of such a time~ A stroll down memory lane.
No.725123
>>725120
>I know exactly what it is. Good thing I left it with Arthur.
What, my phone again? Good grief.
No.725124
>>725122
And how do I know you won't just make shit up?
No.725125
>large amount of fuckery detected
>Tactical Enkidu deployed
No.725126
>>725122
Manaka. Manaka Sajyou.
>smiles
>>725123
Oh no, I don't want to put myself at risk of infection by checking you for those again.
You have something that belongs to me by right of love! I just want it back, is all.
No.725127
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>>725126
You don't own anything belonging to him, you lost that right.
>I can't afford a fight without Avalon embedded in me. She'd kill me for sure.
>Enkidu's here at least...
No.725128
>>725124
The past doesn't lie darling, it's as set in stone as it can ever be. I can only make your see it, I can't manipulate your mind into thinking something else of it or fabricate something that never happened~
>>725126
Well that is a lovely name~ I've never come across the pleasure of meeting you around these parts.
No.725129
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>>725127
Ara?
You're too confident, big sis. You won't even give me a chance?
It was awfully selfish of daddy to put Avalon inside you of all people. Don't you agree that I'm the more deserving?
>I see you're thinking about using tentacles to save you
>I have tentacles of my own
>exits: discreetly sealed up
>>725128
Oh no, I'm new!
>points to Kanno
My little sister was just showing me around.
No.725130
>>725129
...
>I can't get out.
You butchered him, isn't that enough.
No.725131
>>725128
Doesn't seem like a very useful power.
No.725132
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>>725129
People sure fight over Sabers a lot.
No.725133
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>>725130
>pouts
Butchered is such an ugly word.
Why don't you say I used him for a romantic end?
Shouldn't a good father be happy to aid his daughter in her first love? I just took the initiative myself instead of waiting. Besides, it's not like he even cared about you that much, eh?
>
I want Avalon, Ayaka.
No.725134
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>>725129
>That's her sister.. how?
Are you new? What brought you here to our little corner of the world?
>Look st Kanno, glances back
>There isn't any resemblance what so ever. Even this girls temperament is many times more delightful then her.. but her presence is that of a murderous little thing. How delicious.
>>725131
It's not what you might think as something to be powerful, but it is wonderful for finding things out~ Peeking into the past of someones life reveals all sorts of juicy things- memories, time of happiness, heartache.. weaknesses..
No.725135
>>725133
He was human garbage: a lot like you.
>
You're not getting it.
No.725136
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>>725132
Hello, Enkidu!
>>725134
New? It's what I just said, isn't it.
Good first impressions are based off how well you can listen, you know~
>lookit dat smile
I'm going to bring about the Beast from Revelations.
>>725135
Eeeh? You want to fight me?
Aren't you supposed to be the big sis now, Ayaka? You're sure not setting a good example for me~
No.725137
>>725136
You're not going to let me leave without it and I'm not gonna give it to you.
I'm just taking initiative here.
No.725138
>>725134
If I have any weaknesses, they sure as hell won't be obvious.
No.725139
>>725136
>Beast
>well okay then
I can't let you do that, little girl. It would inconvenience my friend!
>>725137
Saber's Master, you're in trouble!
>Enkidu: Captain Obvious
No.725140
>>725137
Eh?
>gasp
That's a first, isn't it?
>scuffs a little shoe
You know, that was awfully rude of you to take my Lancer like that too.
A girl punished for her love, I thought you'd appreciate that~
>>725139
Hmmm?
No.725141
>>725136
Oh I don't bother with such things, it's just a waste~ The Beast of Revelations hmm? I can't wait for such a summoning.. I'll be around.
>>725138
The past doesnt lie darling, it reveals who your are and what you are~
>Fades into the shadows while smiling
Until soon~
>Vanishes
No.725142
>>725140
I'm only in the market of breaking your warped little heart.
>>725139
I noticed. If you could tell Saber I might not be home tonight, I'd appreciate it.
No.725143
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>>725140
>blink
...Ah! I'm taller than you!
>no Enk focus
This is great, I'm never taller than anyone else!
>Enk
What were we talking about again?
>Enkidu: emptyheaded
>>725142
Eh? Oh. Okay. In a minute!
No.725144
>>725141
Still don't like that girl.
>You're right, though. You don't have any weaknesses. At least, not physical ones.
>[spooky god laughter]
No.725145
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>>725141
>~
What a horrible shrew.
>>725142
But how can you break the heart of someone whose love is confirmed?
That sounds cruel, big sis.
I'll just have to punish you now, eh?
>>725143
>ditzy Colgate grin
>[internal fuming]
>this piece of shit who cares if they're taller than me Saber won't mind he's not that tall anyway
>
Eh?
No.725146
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>>725145
Unrequited love bleeds of tragedy and despair.
You can't take Avalon from me anyways.
Get out of here, Manaka. Or else.
No.725147
>>725145
>
I have to show my friend! Come, come!
>this isn't how you bring people with you Enk jesus christ
No.725148
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>>725146
Isn't it fantastic!
>clasps her hands to her chest
He'll be beaten and in such depression, just like the stories!
And then I'll be there, to rescue him from his misery, like he did me!
Showing a snail it's nothing more than a snail in the grand scheme of things was selfish of him, yes. But I'll be firm yet fair in my reprimands.
>nodnod
>>725147
Hm?
>tentacles sneaking in
No.725149
>>725148
>checking her phone
You're still talking?
No.725151
>>725148
Eh? Are you trying to plant things in me? I already have seeds of every plant ever-
>>725150
>Presence Detection
>just kinda
>opens a massive hole in his head
>shot goes right through
>c h e e k i
No.725152
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>>725149
>stamps her foot
Ooo! You...you...!
>tentacles: very yes
>corruptan mud woo woo
>>725151
>REEEEE
Eeeeeeh?
No.725153
>>725152
Your Servant made a mistake. But it's okay, I won't fault them.
Tell me what you think about this dress!
>
>standing in grail mud
>just fine
>Gil's other half woopwoopwoop
No.725154
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>>725152
>watching the mud grow closer
>
I was expecting this. Why am I so surprised.
No.725155
>>725150
You're not wanted here, brother.
Please leave.
>LASER SPACE: YES
No.725156
>>725151
>GOD
>WHAT
>>725155
>whoa hey now
>hup
I go where I must in order to enact justice.
My Master is threatened, I will do what I must.
>ufu
But now isn't the time.
Until next time, unmentionable.
>flips away
No.725157
>>725153
>?
You don't deserve to wear something of Saber's.
Take it off this instant.
>>725154
Death?
So forlorn, Ayaka. If you have a deathwish then just give me what I want and I'll help you.
>legs: wrapped
I won't kill you, no. Like I said, not now.
But you do need to be punished, you bad sister!
No.725158
>>725156
>unmentionable
>untouchable
>...
>feelings hurt: possibly
>awaaaaaay
No.725159
>>725157
Aww.
>morphing noises
Hey, no fighting!
No.725160
>>725157
>This is it. Enkidu's too dimwitted to do anything and I have no more cards left to play.
...
No.725161
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>>725159
>
>why do they all have to have stupid curves instead of me
Oh my...!
>>725160
Eh? No more words? No more friends?
>creep creep creepin'
There's no way you're pure anymore, so doing this won't change the reaction you'll have to the Grail much.
No.725162
>>725161
Nobody's pure.
>scratches her nose and speed-dialing on her phone
...
...
...
Now.
No.725163
>>725161
>>725162
>
>wall turning into vines
I thought I would never see what this is all about.
No.725164
>>725161
Plain white, plain white! It's the best to accent a smile!
>
Wait, how come you're all dirty down there?
>hiking her dress up
>???
No.725165
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>>725162
Almost no one~
>mud: hip deep
>?
No-?
>>725163
>!
Oh!
>>725164
>take a good look, Enk
>ginormous bloomers
Oh!
>pushes away
>mud surges up and engulfs Enk
No.725166
>
>what is going on here
>this is most definitely not justice
No.725167
>>725165
>visible chills
Take a bath, Manaka.
>>725163
>[sweatan]
Get rid of this... mud.
No.725168
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>>725165
A little girl?
>>725166
>you
>I like your armor
>and hair
>good taste
>>725167
This is all so confusing...
>GOLD EXPERIENCE
>touch dat mud
>turn it to grass
>lots of tall grass
No.725169
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>>725167
>thanks
>I know
Uh...
No.725170
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>>725167
>rearranging her skirts huffily
I should have known you'd stoop to this level, Ayaka.
>mud just sliding off her like oil and water
Let's give you a facial~
>mud surges over tiddysis
>>725168
>and is now grass
>well then
Eeeeeh?
No.725171
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>>725168
Little girl's the devil.
>oh god my legs are on fire
>>725169
You're... Siegfried's friend.
>I don't wanna die
Help me, please.
>>725170
...gkkt-
>oh thank god
No.725172
>>725169
The signorina is in trouble. Are you a friend of justice?
>>725170
As a friend would say, my Stand will judge you.
>>725171
You should go. I will handle this.
No.725173
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>>725171
...
...
>processing complete
Of course.
>hand through the grasspile
>yanks Kanno out
>>725172
>Brahmastra glows
I have no other reason to live.
No.725174
>>725171
>giggles
That's enough for today~
Now think about what you've done, ok?
>>725172
You're butting in on family affairs, mister.
I don't blame you, a lot of men seem to want my sister's huge disgusting udders.
Oh well~
>more mud seeping in through the vents
No.725175
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>>725172
I'm sorry.
>guh
>>725173
>limp in Karna's arms
I can't feel my legs.
>>725174
Arthur's going to kill you.
No.725176
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>>725173
>nod
I respect that in people.
>>725174
>GE just kinda punching the mud
>turning it into all kinds of things
An attack from all sides.
>
>bang
No.725177
>>725175
>I want to Brahmastra Kundala this bitch
You.
By all that's good.
Stop.
>>725175
I understand.
>shiftan
I'm sorry if my armor pokes you.
>
Where is your Saber.
>>725176
>watches the shot
You're going to need to do something else.
No.725178
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>>725175
I know.
And I'll keep coming back to him until he's ready.
Again and again and again.
Will you be there for all of them?
>>725176
>nuh, my escape route
>MM WHATCHA SAY
>hole through her head
Eh?
>>725177
That's no good!
Don't you want justice, Karna?
No.725179
>>725177
>thunk
>wince
With Arthur and Byrnhild. I can't leave anyone alone with Jeanne.
>she's not healing from the poke
>hope Manaka can't see it
>>725178
Yes. As long as you live, I'll oppose you.
No.725180
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>>725177
Ah? But she's just-
>>725178
>oh
>okay
>bangbangbangbangbangbangbang
>no dice
Eh...
>tucks the gun away
You are something else, aren't you.
No.725181
>>725178
>[Menacing of the Poor]
Leave or die.
I don't care which.
>>725179
That's who I mean-
>UH
>...
>ok stay calm, you've seen enough ER with Jinako to do something right
>>725180
I'm going to judge her.
No.725182
>>725179
>oh she sees it
>grin widens by 15%
Silly big sis, it's not good to assume.
>>725180
>riddled with holes
>this cunt
Only a poor girl looking for her love.
>>725181
Ara~
>grabbed by an invisible force
>spirited away
No.725183
>>725181
>uh
They're safe. I commanded Jeanne not to do anything to them unless I told her to.
It took a lot of convincing to get her to say "yes".
>>725182
...Shit.
No.725184
>>725181
>Gold Experience standing behind Gio
She just... what was that?
>>725182
>
No.725185
>>725183
I don't trust that one.
I know I'm not your Servant, but I thought I'd say it anyway.
>...
You need a Band-Aid.
>>725184
>that
>is cool
I don't know.
But she was impure, so I was going to enact justice.
No.725186
>>725185
I learned that in these Wars, being picky about alliances is suicidal.
She'll help me out of some selfish desire.
>wincing more
I wanna go home...
No.725187
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>>725185
>frowning
A child of il diavolo...
>>725186
>GE Touch
>git u healed
I will continue to be in touch, signorina.
No.725188
>>725186
>Jinako vibes: very yes
I remember where you live, I was in your closet often enough.
>gotta see muh bro too
>check out his gurl
>standard bro scan you know how it is
Saber will know what to do.
>>725187
>uh
>Grail do your stuff
Worse.
>oh that is neat
Thank you, on behalf of us both.
>zip
No.725189
>>725188
...
>weakly hanging on
>failure she's too strong she'll take Avalon gotta stick to the plan aaaaaa