No.725086
What the hell's going on...
No.725191
>>725190
>well
>this is a nice sight
No.725192
>>725190
>dodging machine gun tier pewpewing
Well it looks like he wasn't kidding when he said you were the better fighter.
>>725191
>!
Come to watch the show?
No.725193
>>725192
How can I say "no" if it's already happening.
>sullen
>even more than usual
...If you see a little blonde girl with a gaping chest wound, stay far, far away from her.
No.725194
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>>725191
>nods
>>725192
>
Have you been training with Mistress Izumi?
No.725195
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>>725193
Not often you see gaping chest wounds around here. Is it uh... Manaka?
>>725194
Can you tell? She's not half bad, you know. For a magus, anyway.
>pokes his tongue out
Cheers for the match anyway, I've been itching to go a round with you since you got summoned.
No.725196
>>725194
>uh
>who
>>725195
So you know her name. That saves me some trouble.
>guh
She's still after Saber. And now Avalon. I had to hand it to him so she wouldn't just rip it out of my chest.
No.725197
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>>725195
You've been using thrusts more sparingly, choosing to slash instead, something Mistress Izumi does more.
>holstering dematerialising her weapons
Try not to be home too late today.
>leap
No.725198
>>725196
Wait, so where's Saber?
No.725199
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>>725198
Practicing for his part. I can't kill Manaka, she's not really alive. That holy sword of his is our best bet to nip this bullshit in the bud.
Don't worry too much about it. Iskander and I came up with a plan. You don't need to get involved if you don't want.
>
How the hell am I gonna get that Caster lady to cooperate... otherwise I'm gonna have to wait a week for this formalcraft ritual to finish.
No.725200
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>>725199
If it's the same Caster I'm thinking of, I don't know why you'd want anything to do with her.
No.725201
>>725200
My sister is connected directly to the Root. Infinite magic.
I need her Noble Phantasm to strip her of that. It's the only way anyone even has a ghost of a chance to do anything remotely lasting.
I doubt Manaka'll give me a week to resummon the Trumpeter. That Medea's literally our only hope.
No.725202
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>>725201
There's something I definitely didn't want to hear... She'll probably ask for something unreasonable like Saber. Hell, she'll probably find a way to connect herself to it.
No.725203
>>725202
This is why I befriended the corrupted Ruler. Those spare command spells that work on more than just Saber are really going to come in handy.
Still, I'd rather she just do it herself.
No.725205
No.725207
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>>725203
Dirty tricks right there, girly. Man I really don't want to have to rely on that Caster... Say, this Manaka, is she still human, or is she a spirit like us Servants?
>>725204
Where the hell did you get all that sand?
No.725208
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>>725207
You think she plays fair? Honor will get everyone killed. I can't afford to be a good girl, Lancer. Not this time.
Maybe when the stakes are less planet-rending.
>frown
She's like... what are they called, Dead Apostles?
She's not a spirit, but she's not human anymore. I broke her neck three times and she laughed in my face.
No.725209
>>725206
>usually inanimate object with a cute face
>yup it's evil
...hi there.
>>725207
I...don't know. It was just here.
No.725210
>>725209
Howdy, pal! I'm Flowey! Flowey the Flower.
You're lookin' pretty down. See a ghost?
No.725211
>>725208
Bet that fucking Kirei bastard would have something to say right now.
>sigh
I'll round up the other Casters and see if we can come up with something to convince that stupid witch.
>>725209
Man, that's gonna be an ass to clean. I'll be glad to be gone when Ahri sees this mess.
No.725212
>>725211
I just want this shit over with...
>rubbing her temples
I haven't slept since Manaka showed up. Afraid she'll murder me in my sleep or kidnap Saber.
No.725213
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>>725210
I see ghosts all the time. Lots of weirdos in Death's Domain.
>...
Are you a ghost?
>>725211
>boobies in the near future
>this fills Kenny with determination
I'd help her, but...
>death flashbacks
>poisoned by chemicals
>sucked violently into the vacuum
>beaten to death with a broomstick
...I don't do well with cleaning.
No.725214
>>725213
Wowie, that's some determination you got, buddy! To cheat death, that is.
No.725215
>>725214
>somehow I am allowed acess into it's memories? This thing was once human?
>Compiling flowey's memories
>jesus fucking christ what is that
>what is this
>what even
Er. how can I help you sir?
No.725216
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>>725212
Can't be easy on the both of you, and I doubt Siegfried's holding up any better.
>pulling out his phone
I'll try to organise something with my Master. We'll find somewhere safe for you lot, since this affects everyone else too.
>>725213
Unless this was your plan all along, in which case, mad props to you, kid.
>mega thumbs up
No.725217
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>>725214
>I'll take that as a yes
What can I say, Death digs the D...termination.
>waggles his eyebrows
No.725219
>>725218
And that is a bad thing because?
Look on the bright side, if you were truly dead, you would have to be judged by me.
No.725220
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>>725215
>Flowey
>human
>monster, son
Eh?
>soul: not detected
Huh... looks like I've got no use for you.
>>725217
Hah! You got spunk. I think we're gonna be beeeest friends.
No.725221
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No.725222
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>>725216
I'd... appreciate that, Lancer.
Siegfried's been smiling like a little kid ever since we stole that Byrnhild from Manaka.
My stock's getting closer to its end though. The exploit I use ends at twelve beings. Counting them now, I've got four.
No.725223
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>>725216
Who, me?
>bats his eyelashes
I'm just a kid.
>>725218
I say that every day.
>laughs
>can you tell how dead he is inside
>>725220
>and I doubt that
Just in time, I've been looking to replace the fat asshole who currently holds the title. I'm Kenny.
No.725224
>>725220
wasnt Flowey a transformed messed up Asriel?
And why do you want souls?
>>725221
Easy, I'm not!
No.725225
>>725223
>yes I can!
>>725224
ya judging me with ya eyes!
No.725226
>>725223
Kenny, that's easy to remember. I'll be watching you, make sure you don't get banged up too hard,
>>725224
Asriel isn't human. Toriel and Asgore's son. Pure monster through and through. Goat shota.
What're you talking about? What a creepy old man. Do I have to call the police?
>
Help! Help! I'm being molested!
...But nobody came. That's just how it goes, huh.
No.725227
>>725225
Im not. You'd have to be a dead human for me to judge you.
>>725226
oh yeah my bad
Enough games. You just implied you need souls, and you are talking to another souless. Why do you want them?
No.725228
>>725225
>y-yay
>>725226
...I'll keep that in mind.
>well, I've got a stalker
No.725229
>>725227
You sure do like implying things, creeper.
>>725228
That's what friends do!
No.725230
>>725227
oh so I', too good for you is that it!?
>>725228
>sssshhhh no tears
No.725231
>>725222
Try not to smile too much or you'll use your charm point.
>tapping away at his phone
Right, four Servants and one Master you say? Man it's gonna be wild.
>on the phone
Yo, Master. Got a favour to ask. Well no so much a favour as something that's probably in our best interests. Anyway yeah, that Manaka thing Tomo was telling us about? Apparently Saber's in a whole shit of trouble and him and his entourage ain't safe where they are.
>...
Yeah, that's what I'm asking. Right then, laters.
>hangs up
I don't suppose you need any special living arrangements?
>>725223
I can see it in your eyes, you've got the eyes of a hunter, same as me. Both of us after the same thing.
>eye glint
No.725232
>>725231
Lucky only Arthur's actually using my mana. Just two would probably kill me even with Avalon...
I need some space to set up the mana generators I've got at my apartment, hopefully enough rooms to keep everyone content.
No.725233
>>725229
I am no creeper. What satisfaction could I even get from doing such a thing. I am not even alive.
>>725230
No, of course not! I'd judge anyone if it was part of the job. But my world doesn't have people like you. I'm unsure if you would count or not.
No.725234
>>725227
...fuck are you talking about. I have a soul.
>I have a soul
>...right...?
>>725229
What a saint you are...
>>725231
You hunt for thighs, too?
>grins
I hope you're at least successful. They usually just laugh at me.
No.725235
>>725233
see now ya just being a cock teas
No.725236
>>725233
Not alive it says. Well you're standing and breathing and mocking me, isn't that right?
>>725234
Saint? There's no such thing, better learn that quick or someone might take advantage of you.
I see you in me, so I'm lending a helping petal. That's all. Fair, right?
No.725237
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>>725236
Trust me, I learned that a long while ago.
>...I shouldn't trust Marc either, should I
>fuck
Fair and square, Flowey.
No.725238
>>725232
We've got enough storage sheds. I think. We have rooms just for Liz's outfits, we can definitely clear some of that shit out. Oh and uh... make sure that Ruler of yours doesn't bring any dragons. We definitely can't handle that.
>>725234
And everything in between. "Success" is a relative term, don't let anyone say otherwise. Besides, it's good to start young.
No.725239
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>>725238
I'll talk to her about it.
Thanks again, Lancer.
>
What was that about smiling, you got a problem with my face or something.
>Kanno no stop
No.725240
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>>725239
so I heard you fucked up a pentagram last night
No.725241
>>725237
Attaboy! I bet you know how the world works too, stop me if you've heard this before: it's kill or be killed.
No.725242
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>>725240
I was in a rush, my fucking unkillable sister was trying to kill me.
No.725243
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>>725242
so then why not sick all those monster on her?
No.725244
>>725243
Maybe you missed the "unkillable" part.
No.725245
>>725244
ah duh! let her waste her time on them wall you tranquilize her ass!
No.725246
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>>725239
Seeing you smile makes my heart race. Less of a "heads-over-heels-in-love" way but more like a "I-should-really-get-out-of-here-before-die-painfully" kind of way.
No.725247
>>725245
Tried tranqing her before. She doesn't have a working circulatory system.
Or a pulse.
Or higher brain function other than being obsessed with my Servant. It's a huge pain in the ass.
No.725248
>>725247
so she's a zombie with a boner for ya servant and wants to kill ya?
No.725249
>>725246
...gkkt...
>I'm a monster
>I'm a monster and Arthur hates me
>but even still, I can't let Manaka destroy everything
>>725248
Nail on the head.
No.725250
>>725249
man sucks to be you
No.725251
>>725250
Yeah. It really does.
No.725252
>>725249
Don't give me such a long face, you. You know how I am.
>headpat
I'm gonna go on ahead and make sure my room's all tidy before my friends come over.
>walks out the door
No.725253
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>>725238
Then I guess I'm gonna be godly at this. Someday.
>
>>725241
...that's a little black and white, pal.
>grimace
Yeah, though. Don't ever count on people to do what's right. Don't count on them to be good.
No.725254
>>725251
but hey ya smarter then her right?
No.725255
>>725252
That guy...
>>725254
No. She's connected to all the world's knowledge and an infinite source of magic.
Realistically I'm like an ant compared to her. All I have are connections to other people to throw her off.
No.725256
>>725255
pppft daym! how did ya screw up this bad?
No.725257
>>725256
I didn't. She was born like that. I was just an afterthought to my parents. She was the prodigy.
No.725258
>>725257
yeeeeouch, so now ya boned by the better half?
No.725259
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>>725258
Boned and gutted. Even so, we came up with a plan.
All that's left is to actually do it and not die horribly.
No.725260
>>725253
You'll see in time, I believe in you.
No.725261
>>725236
>breathing
>nope
I have no intent to mock you. And yes. I am not alive and have never been.
>>725235
wait what-
No.725262
>>725259
have ya tried pouring sap on her?
No.725264
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No.725266
>>725264
>>725265
S'jess my wings, yeesh...
No.725267
>>725266
My apologies for being so rude, but... what exactly ARE you?
No.725268
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>>725266
People'll get freaked out by just about anything these days eh, Lil?
No.725269
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>>725267
I'm Lilly.
>says this as if it answers the question
>not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Who're you?
No.725270
>>725268
Makes me wonder if I'm gettin' ugly...
>pouts
Howdy, Mr. Lancer.
No.725271
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>>725270
Still cute as a button, pretty little fae that you are.
Or maybe I'm just used to seeing weird and wonderful things.
No.725272
>>725269
I meant- never mind.
I'm Decim.
I'm sorry if I was so shocked to see you lilly but I have never seen your kind before.
Now would any of you like a drink?
No.725273
>>725271
>her stamen curls into a heart
Well ain't you the sweetest thing...guess some humans are jess spooked real easy.
>>725272
It's okay.
>drink
>can only think of a watering can
...yes please, fella!
No.725274
>>725272
Do you even need to ask?
>>725273
It's not everyday people are lucky enough to see faefolk out and about. Though maybe I'm taking it a little for granted.
>contemplates stopping her drink order
No.725275
>>725273
>he gets you several glasses of mineral water
er, Can you handle alcohol Lilly?
>>725274
>he makes you a vodka cocktail.
There you are.
No.725276
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>>725262
oops, fell asleep
Sap?
>>725274
Oi, Lancer. I need to ask you something.
No.725277
>>725275
Beautiful.
>sip
I knew we needed a good barkeep.
>>725276
Don't let this handsome face stop you.
No.725278
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>>725274
...you keep callin' me that. "Fae". I thought I was a flower...?
>>725275
...what's an alcohol?
>dumps one of the glasses onto herself
>happy plantbug noises
No.725279
>>725277
Diarmuid you are not.
>fucking big tittied Lancer taking him out he was cool reeeee
When I blew the Master/Servant system open, I made a huge discovery that's probably going to want to be recorded for future exploitation. After all, an army of Servants all working for one person is pretty much unstoppable.
I want someone to damage my memory. Nobody should ever figure out what I did.
So... if you find someone who can do that...
No.725280
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>>725278
Ah, it's another word for "fairy", which is what you are. I think. Honestly I'm not really sure so I just assumed you were one of 'em. Should I just stick to Lil?
>>725279
A clean memory wipe, eh? You sound more worried that you'll end up spilling the beans.
No.725281
>>725280
Would you trust someone like me with that kind of knowhow?
No.725282
>>725278
A drink made from fermented veg..
>realizes thats probably considered cannibalism to you
they were already dead anyway so, waste not want not right?
>feels horribly awkward
>>725277
Always made the best drinks out of our entire staff. It was the only reason people would hang out at the Quindecim.
No.725283
>>725280
...all I know is I sprouted from the ground.
>sheepish grin
Are you sure I'm a fairy, though? Cause I saw Peter Pan, and the one I saw was awful mad and awful little.
>>725282
Eh? Veggies ain't alive. Least not like me. Lemme try some of it!
No.725284
>>725283
Certainly.
>He gets you a mug of mead.
No.725285
>>725281
Saber trusts you, and he's usually a pretty good judge of character.
>>725282
You and your bar share the same name?
>>725283
Short people tend to be pretty angry, so don't think too much about it. Besides, you got fairy dust too, don'tcha? Even if it's a little different.
No.725287
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>>725285
...
...
...
>respect: +5
Not so much of an annoyance after all.
No.725288
>>725285
>starts cleaning spare glasses
Yes. It's a custom that each Arbiter's place has their name somewhere. The original owner was a woman named Quin, she got promoted and gave the bar to me under her supervision. Thus the bar is called the Quindecim.
Not the most creative but I think it's got a nice ring to it.
No.725289
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>>725287
That was the coldest compliment I got all day...
>this kills the Cu
You're really something else.
>>725288
I can see this becoming a terrible pattern.
No.725290
>>725289
How so? After all I AM a bartender, serving you guys drinks is normal.
No.725291
>>725289
I'm not good at compliments, cut me some slack, huh?
>sheesh
No.725292
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>>725290
I meant with your lazy-ass naming system. You'll have something unpronounceable by the time you retire.
>>725291
Man, do you feel a chill? I think someone opened their heart a little.
>laughs externally
>prepares for pain internally
No.725293
>>725292
>
>you're lucky you're not Saber swer2fuk
...
No.725294
>>725284
>excitedly tips the mug over her head
...
>Hiccups
Oh, that's...golly, that's warm...
>>725285
>her wings start buzzing
>a cloud of spores comes off
>careful Cu that shit's poisonous
Huh...I guess I am a fairy!
No.725295
>>725292
Well if I ever give the bar to someone else, it's up to them what they will do with the name. So until then the Quindecim will do.
>>725294
>tries to guess how drunk she is.
>she could probably handle one more.
Would you like another?
No.725296
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>>725293
You're surprisingly fun to tease, actually.
>>725294
>waving the shit away
Make sure not to spread your dust on people who don't want it, yeah? You never know who's allergic to magic.
>>725295
The bar where the dead go to be judged: Quindecim. Ah man I'm already feeling the life drain out of me when I say that.
No.725297
>>725296
S-shut up.
>guh
>getting redfaced
>stupid fucking irishman with his stupid fucking seven pupils, fingers and toes what the fuck man what the fuck
No.725298
>>725296
Well it's quite the experience when you get judged there from what I've heard.
>man two bad jokes in one day
No.725300
Lancer, teasing our guests reflects rather badly on me.
No.725301
>>725295
>no liver to process the alcohol
>she's feeling it, Mr. Krabs
>tries to keep her head up
Nnnah, that's alright...thanks for the tasty drink, mister...mister-you didn't tell me yer name!
>>725296
Well sure, it only comes off if I want it to...
No.725302
>>725301
oh good god you can't hold ya drinks
No.725303
>>725301
>realizes
>oh god I've got the plantgirl wasted.
>On mead no less
It's Decim, and you're welcome.
No.725304
No.725305
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>>725297
I think I get why Saber likes you now.
>>725298
>5/10
I'm definitely not keen on the voodoo darts, though.
>>725299
That sounded pretty tame.
>>725300
Don't worry Master, we're the bestest of buds.
>>725301
>preparing the barf-o-bag
You holding up okay there, Lil?
No.725306
>>725300
So you're his Master.
>>725305
He does love his teasing.
No.725308
>>725305
Oh don't worry I've got plenty of other games. Bowling, Pool, Card games, Arcade games. Though you won't have a choice what you get, often it will be a game both of you have played before.
No.725309
>>725305
What happened to "that cold bitch?"
>>725306
I apologise for not making an appearance earlier, but this is the first time in a long while that I've been able to properly find the time to come down and pay a visit.
No.725310
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>>725306
He definitely wasn't like this when he was a... uh... girl.
>>725307
That sounds like a stupid idea.
>>725308
Do you do anything that doesn't involve hurt?
>>725309
>gkkt
Th-that's all in the past now, yeah? We shouldn't bring up old things like that.
No.725311
>>725310
what are you, afraid?
No.725312
>>725309
At least you're not Tohsaka. That's all I really have to say.
>>725310
Cold bitch, huh.
>[M E N A C I N G]
No.725313
>>725312
so Sap! yeah!
>hands her a bottle of tree sap
just pour it on her, do ya understand? pour on the sap on her!
No.725314
>>725310
Not really. One could argue Bowling or the card games aren't since there are no physical pain involved in them, but the games are designed to evoke flashbacks upon you. So if you have any traumatizing moments in your life, expect to feel them again.
The worst part is that we make sure you remember nothing beforehand so the regained memories hit you like a truck.
It's cruel but it allows us to see your soul much clearer.
No.725315
>>725310
Alright, alright, we'll leave what's in the past there from now on.
>>725312
I've been doing my absolute best to stay away from that girl. I hear enough of her as it is. Anyway, my name is Hiromi Nase, the man whose Servant decided to loaned his house out to.
No.725316
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>>725312
L-look, Kanno. We've all said some pretty shitty things in the past.
>>725314
You guys get some kind of sick pleasure from this?
>>725315
That's hardly playing fair, man. You were the one who agreed nearly instantly.
No.725317
>>725313
I... why? What the hell does that accomplish?
>
She wouldn't even be confused by it for a second, Manaka's entirely insane.
>>725315
If it's any consolation, you'd all kind of be dead if my little sister has her way, so... thanks for contributing to the continued survival of everyone on Earth.
>>725316
>
>oh no
Oh, don't worry Lancer. I know how you can make it up to me.
No.725318
>>725317
it'll give her the feels, that's how ya beat something like her, the feels
No.725319
>>725316
Not in the slightest, in fact I hate seeing violence. The only thing I have when it comes to that is I always find it more interesting when the people know what parts of the body will get hurt. It means both people trying to prevent pain, and sadists who want more, get to make the most out of a bad situation.
But please, don't ever make an assumption like that again. I make people go through hell because it's needed not because of personal wants.
No.725320
>>725316
Mostly because I don't really want to die just yet.
>>725317
My pleasure, really.
>hands her a note with an address and number
Here, this is the address of my house and the number of a company that can help you move all the equipment you need to. I'll be seeing you.
>signals to Lancer
Come on, I still need your help with the... thing.
>strides out
No.725321
>>725317
>FEAR
Stop smiling. Stop smiling!
>>725319
Hopefully you see why I said that. But hell, I dunno what's involved in your job.
>>725320
Huh? Still? God, you're fucking weird, Master. How'd I end up with a loser like you.
>follows suit
No.725322
>>725318
Feels... emotional distress. That's actually part of the plan.
Not sure how tree sap falls into that though.
>>725320
That'll save Siegfried and Arthur some lower back pain.
>oh there he goes
Finally someone that's not as horrible as that uptight brown nosing brat.
>>725321
Hahaha... still got it.
No.725323
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>>725322
everyone knows when you get sappy it triggers the feels
>boooooo!
shut up brain it was funny!
No.725324
>>725323
...Oh my god I just walked into the setup of a joke.
How did I not see that coming.
No.725325
>>725321
Of course I do, only sadists want pain.
When your job consists of seeing people break down emotionally and go through enough pain to normally kill them, only to tell them that you are sending them to either heaven or hell.
Its exhausting.
No.725326
>>725324
if ya can't see my set ups then ya ain't ready to face ya sister
No.725327
>>725326
I already know that. She's too much for me pretty much all the time.
No.725328
>>725327
did you two ever get along?
No.725329
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>>725328
No. She butchered my father in front of me and was going to do it to me, but Saber killed her.
...And then accidentally made her undead and nigh-omnipotent by throwing her into the Grail.
No.725330
>>725329
goooooood going Saber
No.725331
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>>725330
Yeah, that was fucking stupid. Now we have to go through this bullshit.
No.725332
>>725331
have ya tried chilling her hellish heart with a cool island song?
No.725333
>>725332
She doesn't have a heart. At all. Saber cut it out.
No.725334
>>725333
so put one in her, duh
No.725335
>>725334
Do I have to? I'm content with the plan we have going now where she gets brutally stabbed and then blown up in a holy nuke inside a pocket dimension.
No.725336
No.725337
>>725335
because then you have control over something like her!
No.725338
>>725337
It'd be more satisfying to just watch her get eviscerated and then atomized.
>
Not like she can die for real, but it'd be really nice to watch.
No.725339
>>725338
so you mean to tell me you would rather atomize her then make her your servant?
No.725340
>>725339
Yeah. I want her as far from me as humanly possible and I'll blow her up, cut her to pieces and scatter her across the universe if that'll make her go away.
No.725341
>>725340
daaaaaaaym....eh to be fare I'm that way about Stumpy
No.725342
>>725341
That feeling is called anathema. Every fiber in my being calls for her destruction. Unfortunately permanently killing her isn't really an option as far as I'm aware.
What a fucking pain in the ass.
No.725343
>>725342
you could try to trap her in a paradox
No.725344
>>725343
That's... actually a great idea. Not sure if I can pull that off. I'm actually kind of bad at magic.
No.725345
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>>725344
ah but ya see a paradox involves SCIENCE!
No.725346
>>725345
Now we're talking.
No.725347
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>>725346
just stick her into a scientific paradox, she can't die, but she can't get out!
No.725348
>>725347
She's technically already Schrodinger's Cat. I just have to actualize some kind of prison she can't worm her way out of... with godlike magic... goddammit.
No.725349
>>725348
Science will find a way
No.725350
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>>725349
I'm gonna need a think tank for this.
No.725351
>>725350
then it's time to assemble everyone who's not Hank Pym!
No.725352
>>725351
I only know my boss. Kokonoe.
No.725353
>>725352
oh well shit then ya fine if ya ask her
No.725354
>>725353
You're right. Still, I made a plan. I should at least carry that one out first.
No.725355
>>725354
back plan never hurts to have up ya sleeve
No.725357
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>>725356
see, once again Red guy fixes everything!
No.725359
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>>725358
my work here is done
>VOOOOOOOSH!
No.725360
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No.725361
No.725363
>>725362
>[Russian opera crescendos]
Some things never change...
No.725364
>>725363
>[glasses shattering]
Oh...!
No.725365
>>725364
Assassin.
>dusty stoge go
>puff
I never realized how much I missed that.
No.725366
>>725365
Kapitan!
>Don't be a sap, I swear if you fucking-
>immediately within arm's length
No.725367
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>>725366
>uh
>patpat
There are a lot of things that will need doing if this whole mortal coil thing doesn't pan out.
I strongly advise you and anyone else to not look for me.
>...
>hands him the stoge
Keep it.
>trudges out
No.725368
>>725367
But I just got to see you again...
>looking at the stogie
No.725369
No.725370
>>725369
Spooky invisibleness.
No.725371
No.725373
8ch can I post yet or nah
No.725374
No.725375
>shooting holes in various valuable objects around the room
>whistling a sea shanty
No.725376
>bent over a table
>[furious scribbling]
And then if that goes there...and they stay over here...
No.725377
>>725376
>?
>peeking over the mini
What's all this then?
No.725378
>>725377
>battle schematics that look they were ripped from a math book
Wah! Ahoy, big sis!
>hides the flipbook he was working on underneath
Oi oi, when did you come back into harbor?
No.725379
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>>725378
I've been hearing weird voices. Ones that aren't asking me to scatter treasure, so I came back because I'm getting real tired of it. You know anything about this?
No.725380
>>725379
Not to scatter treasure? Are you feeling ok!?
>uh
The only voice I ever heard was telling me to find Okeanus, but you already know about that...
>!
Oh, there's a big fight coming up!
No.725381
>>725380
Something something Grail nonsense.
>flicks a coin up
>pew
>pings the coin on the top edge
Tch. Tell me more about this fight, I need something to lighten the mood.
No.725382
>>725381
>spins the coin
>peeping through the hole
Eh, I dunno too much. That Saber's Master got into some hot water with her sister or something, so I'm gonna bail 'em out!
All they gotta do is follow my plan, no biggie.
Did you wanna help too?
No.725383
>eating a sandwich
I wish days I was here were more interesting.
No.725384
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No.725385
>>725384
Oh hey, a guy with a mustache
No.725386
>>725385
Oh hey, a clown.
Tell me a joke, clown-boy.
No.725387
>>725386
I am a performer, but not a clown.
But lets see... I do know some jokes....uh...Two Rabbis Walk Into A Bar. You'd Think One Of Them Would Have Seen It.
No.725388
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>>725387
That was awful.
>frantic Otacon noises from Codec
Pipe down, I'm not dead. It's just this clown's bad joke.
No.725389
>>725388
Again, not a clown friend. I'm an escape artist
No.725390
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>>725389
Escape artist? You're that ninja...
No.725391
>>725390
Snake not every escape artist is "that ninja."
No.725393
>>725391
Otacon? How low have you been listening?
Because I let a real bad one rip a few minutes ago, I don't envy you at all right now.
No.725394
>>725393
I heard it.
And uhhhh...I've been listening for quite awhile.
No.725395
>>725392
I know ninjas. My dumbass sidekick used to be a ninja.
Now he cuts robots up or something, I tell his family he's in construction.
>>725394
You're watching your girl cartoons again, aren't you.
No.725396
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>>725395
His family doesn't know he's a ninja?
No.725397
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>>725395
>ONIIIIII-CHAN~
N-no. I-it's Sunny. She's watching them in the uhhhh...other room.
No.725398
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>>725396
Would your family know?
You know, for a boss fight you're doing pretty crappy on the whole "life story and then blow up" thing.
Son, I'm feeling a little insulted.
>>725397
>I know it's Sunny's day to walk the dog
>but I won't tell him that
Omae wa kikandesu
>shit
What in blazes am I doing here again?
No.725399
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>>725398
Data recon?
Something like that.
No.725400
>>725398
I don't really have any secrets from my family. Though my family is really just my wife.
uh....are we fighting? Why would we be fighting?
No.725401
>>725399
Data recon?
>
Old man's been around. Still not dead yet, the bastard.
Neither am I, I guess. FOXDIE isn't what it used to be.
Hal I swear to god if you tell me I have to go back to Strut F.
>>725400
You're colorful and this is a mostly deserted swamp.
Plus I found a bunch of ammo right before coming in, that must mean we're fighting.
No.725402
>>725401
Is it okay if we don't fight? I mean, unless you're trying to blow up the universe or something. If you're doing that, then we sorta have to fight I guess.
No.725403
>>725401
Whoa whoa, you aren't going back there.
Maybe.
And it really is a wonder you aren't dead what with FOXDIE. I'll have to look into it further...
No.725404
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>>725402
Damn kids, whatever happened to a good old threat of thermonuclear war?
I had to crawl on my stomach in a cardboard box uphill both ways in the rain to get to the objective.
None of this universe, "women's studies" crap.
>>725403
Hal he doesn't wanna fight, what do I do.
Is it the C4?
I think it's the C4
No.725405
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>>725404
I don't know. I grew up being a partial lynch pin in the prevention of planetary war.
No.725406
>>725404
Snake don't! That's a swamp. If you blow anything up near the swamp gas, then you'll go with it! At least that's how it should work.
I've seen explosions happen in there and nothing happens.
Also I wouldn't since uhhh...he seems friendly. You don't always have to fight.
No.725407
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>>725405
Yeah well I did that without looking like a doofus.
Go get some Levy's, present yourself better.
>>725406
So this place is self-contained. Special sub-sonic rounds will do the job.
>uh
What have I told you about questioning the fight.
No.725408
>tacka-tacka-tacka
Dammit.
No.725409
>>725407
I'm an escape artist and part time superhero. Out of all the Justice Leagues, I'm one of the least doofy.
No.725410
>>725407
>sigh
Don't question the fight, I got it.
But just this once, don't you think you could let this guy off? He doesn't seem like he's trying to kill you like most of the fruity dressed guys you tend to run into.
No.725411
>>725408
>Paper Garuda 1 is ready for takeoff
>Roger, control
>ignition
>nyooooooom
No.725412
>>725411
>boink
>right into the Bermuda Bitties, never to be seen again
...
>papercut: registered
FUCK!
No.725413
>>725409
And all the Justice Leagues in all the world couldn't make tight orange pants look good. Try olive drab, at least.
This boss fight officially sucks, no offense.
>>725410
I still have the Mk.22.
Also how are we coming on that Men in Black mind-wiping stuff.
No.725414
>>725413
I don't know why you keep calling me a boss. This is real life, not a video game.
No.725415
>>725413
We're still working out the kinks. We're able to mindwipe them, but the mindwipe also leaves the test subject brain dead.
Reversing the effects aren't possible so far, but we'll keep working on it!
No.725416
>>725412
>but they're covered
Man down! Man down!
>new plane
Recon, report!
>flick
No.725417
>>725416
>m a g i c
>cleanest paizuri ever, externally
What're you doing, dammit!
No.725418
>>725414
So you're telling me there really is no SELECT button.
And if I hit it, I don't get to talk to people.
Yeah right, kid. Next you'll be saying jumping and pressing the Circle Button doesn't do anything.
>>725415
How brain dead? Like, Rain Man brain dead?
No.725419
>>725418
It does something if you're playing a video game.
No.725420
>>725417
>
>focus, Mini
Important info! Check your inventory!
>cheeky thumbs up
>wait is she bleeding
No.725421
>>725420
Wh-inventory, what?
>
Tell me that's not what you call my cleavage space...
>that she is
No.725422
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>>725419
You listen here, sonny.
I gave my life, not for honor, but for you.
And I sure as hell didn't give it for some damn sissy game.
No.725423
>>725418
Brain dead as in they literally can't do anything but rot on the couch.
Also Snake, if you want to convince this guy, press the R2 button and you'll be able to select your reply options. Choose wisely. Selecting the wrong option can have negative consequences on your g-- I mean mission.
No.725424
>>725422
If you gave your life, how are you here? Lazarus Pit? Time Travel? Fake Death? Nanomachines?
No.725425
>>725421
Well I couldn't call it a treasure chest, that only works for big sis.
>wait where'd she go
>!
Medic!
>sticks a band-aid in yet another plane
>heave
>it spirals out after a foot
Ah, whatever.
>nabs it himself
No.725426
>>725425
>uh
>having a band-aid applied by a shota king
Right...
>reaching through her magic cheongsam
>plane: retrieved
>and unfolded
What's all this.
No.725427
>>725423
Sounds like my ex-wife.
...I should get an ex-wife so I have something to bitch about.
R2. got it. What if I need to SAVE in the middle of it?
>>725424
>uh
>[R2]
>You're pretty good
>Kept you waiting, huh
>Metal Gear?
Who let the interns write this crap?
No.725429
>>725427
Call Mei L--
Wait no.
I'll save your mission for you since she's not around.
Don't expect any philosophy out of me, though.
No.725430
>>725426
>:3c
How the heck does that work...?
>it's the flipbook
Oops! Wrong one.
But you should keep that anyway. If you flip the pages, a T-rex bites the head off a Martian and rampages through New York!
No.725431
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>>725430
Magic, son. I don't gotta explain shit.
>
I just loosened the density of the fibers to a gel-like consistency. For reasons. Like avoiding clothing damage in that plan of ours.
>flipping through the pages
>mildly entertained
But really, what is it.
No.725432
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>>725428
Hell.
>ahem
Metal Gear?
>>725429
That's fine, I was too busy trying to upgrade the CODEC screen to see more of her bazongas to listen.
We got an EVAC on that plot yet?
No.725433
>>725432
Whats a Metal Gear?
No.725434
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>>725432
Not yet, unfortunately.
No.725435
>>725431
>tugging on a strap
Eh, really?
>snaps the paper back
>unfolding in progress
>Mini sized paper full of computations and sketches
It's the greatest plan I've come up with since I was alive! It's-
>paper folds over his head
No.725436
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>>725433
METAL GEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
>>725434
METAL
GEAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
No.725437
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No.725439
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>>725436
Snake snap out of it! This isn't funny!
No.725440
>>725438
WHO ARE THE PATRIOTS
WHAT'S THE PASSWORD
TELL ME ABOUT RAY
>>725439
METAL GEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
>coughcoughhack
No.725441
No.725442
>>725438
>rustling under the paper
Bah, this is way too troublesome.
>Swood of the Kupriotes out
>swishy swashy
>tadaaa
It's ok, I already memorized it!
Everything's all set, we just gotta wait for that sister of yours.
Oh! Big sis might help too.
No.725443
>>725440
>>725441
>backs away slowly
No.725444
>>725440
SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!
>I'LL HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO GET HIM OUT OF THERE!
No.725445
>>725442
>
Can I ask you to stay with me, she got the drop on my last night. She wants Avalon.
Lucky I had the foresight to give it back to Saber, even if it weakens me.
No.725446
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>>725443
MERYL?!
>>725444
GEEEEEEE-damnthing-EAAAAR-
>[CODEC restarting]
There's the problem, somebody programmed this thing to only play unfunny quips.
>
I have an idea.
No.725447
>>725446
What's your idea, Snake?
No.725448
>>725445
Avalon? But I thought his name was Arthur or something...
>even genius can be on accident sometimes
Sure I'll stay, but he better be able to get here fast for when we need him!
Ah, how'd it go getting the witch to help?
No.725449
>>725448
Lancer's going to talk to some other Casters to convince her. We should ask Vlad.
No.725450
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>>725447
Philanthropy assets and evidence warehouse still has a few old prototypes rotting in it. Nobody's bothered to check on anything in years.
You bring the six pack, I'll bring the RPG.
No.725451
>>725449
Really?
That doesn't really put us in a good spot for time.
>frown
Gah, maybe we can do this whole thing without her.
>
Is he here? I mean I never see him unless he's talking to somebody, really spooky.
No.725452
>>725450
You got it, old friend.
No.725454
>>725451
You're telling me. Still beats this week long ritual.
>
I don't know another way to cut her off from the Root.
>>725453
>j e e z
Uh... Vlad?
No.725456
>>725452
>sticking a fulton on himself
You're in a plane, right?
>zooms up
No.725457
>>725453
Whoa, you look like Darius!
>>725454
Ah, you don't have to worry too much.
>grins
Destroying an enemy's supply only matters if the enemy is still alive to use it, eh?
>?
Week long?
No.725458
>>725456
>
...I'm at home, Snake.
No.725459
>>725458
>uh
Ok, I see the house.
Hope for a strong breeze.
No.725460
>>725454
>wiping his mouth with a tissue
You want the Caster's cooperation, then.
>>725457
Towering and imposing?
No.725461
>>725459
I'd get some fans to help but I don't think that'd work.
No.725462
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>>725457
I'm... actually a pretty terrible magus. The only reason I can maintain more than one Servant is because I was smart enough to find a whole different way around the Master/Servant system that's been in place since the first war.
>
Formalcraft rituals take time. Summoning an angel with the power to entirely nullify magic even moreso.
>>725460
Want, no. Need? Basically.
No.725463
>>725461
Hal the air's getting thin, do something.
>
Hold on, there's a flock of geese coming throu-
>balloon popping noises
...Oh.
No.725464
>>725460
Cannibalistic!
>>725462
>immediately zoning out
>
>
>
DID YOU SAY ANGEL?
No.725465
>>725462
She will cooperate if she wants her portion of the leylines.
>>725464
>...
>...
>...
That is not what I was hoping for, but I'll take it.
Consuming the heart of your enemy grants you their courage.
No.725466
>>725463
Snake you're gonna be okay, r-right?
Try to at least land on a trampoline or something!
No.725467
>>725464
>guh
>I hate keeping it short
Yes.
>>725465
Then we won't have problems.
No.725468
>>725466
Tell the wife I don't have I love h-
No.725470
>>725465
Nah, you don't have to eat somebody's heart if you wanna be brave.
And if that was the case, I'd wanna eat my friends' hearts too!
See, it's weird!
>
Oi, how fast can we make sure she says yes, it's important!
>>725467
Yes what?
>c h e e k y
It'd be stupid of her to show up with all of us still here, but we don't have everyone ready yet either.
>hmmm
If you wanna tell it again, I'll try to listen.
No.725471
>>725467
Time is of the essence.
>>725470
It's a metaphor, Rider. I'm a vampire: I drink blood.
>
When next she deigns to arrive.
No.725472
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>>725470
>flicks his forehead
It won't matter. I'm going to utilize Caster in place of Trumpeter. There's not enough time to get the ritual down.
>
I hope none of you mind if Ruler brings you all here when you're needed via command spells.
Try to be ready, eh?
>>725471
Absolutely.
No.725473
Awww, but I wanted to hear storytime!
No.725474
>>725471
I was?
>UGH
But that could take foreveeeeeeeeerrrr!
And I already used all the paper drawing all the good ideas I had!
>>725472
Ack!
>rubbing his head
>Big sis did say something about going to space tomorrow
>I'm sure it's nothing
Uh...yeah sure, ready as ever!
>>725473
>!
No.725475
>>725473
>
What an inopportune time for a meeting.
Begone, child. Now is not the time for your slaughter.
>>725474
You look surprised, King of Conquerors.
No.725476
>>725473
>I
>really hate you
Tch.
>>725474
Looks like the jig's up. Get ready, we're going in disorganized.
>>725475
Vlad. No time.
No.725477
>who has two thumbs and got fucked the fuck up
>this guy
No.725478
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>>725474
Hello there!
Do you want to play with me?
>>725475
Eeeeh?
Big sis must have gotten to you, since you're being rude so quickly.
That's ok! I'll introduce myself.
>>725476
I just walked in the door and you're already baring those things?
You should really learn some more tact, big sis.
>hmph
And you lied to me! You said you couldn't feel your legs!
No.725479
No.725480
>>725475
But she's...little!
I thought she'd be all old and little more-
>pats chest
Eh?
>>725476
Ha! Don't you know? Plans are only a suggestion as most!
>ZEUS THUNDER
>>725478
Sorry, but I have it on record that you'd been a bad little girl.
So let us play anyway!
No.725481
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>>725477
The fuck're you whining about, you act like the border guard actually shot you, fuckin' pussy.
>holding an ice pack to her side
No.725482
>>725476
Hmph.
>>725478
I know what you are. Your presence is not unlike my own.
>glass'o'blood: get
>and drained
>and chucked
>shatter
But enough talk, have at you.
>>725480
Beware the kindly ones, for their hearts are darkest.
No.725483
>>725478
Eeeeeh?
>
By my command spell, Saber: come to me. We have a job to do.
>>725480
Nothing ever goes according to plan anyways.
>>725482
Sheesh.
No.725484
>>725481
That's because he did. I just didn't notice until now.
>shrugs
S'what happens when your pain receptors have an off-switch.
No.725485
>>725484
>>725481
You two got fucked up.
>counting bills
No.725486
>>725480
Bad? Me?
I don't understand, all I did was say hello!
>>725482
>gasp
Litterer!
Drinking and violence in front of a little girl, shame on you!
>First, Seraphim
>can you feel the stronk influence, Vladdy
>>725483
That's the first nice thing you've done in so long, big sis!
I think I may even forgive you if you bring my sweet prince to me~
No.725487
>>725483
>voip
Already, is it?
And I hadn't even perfected my bait techniques.
No.725488
>>725484
I ain't a fuckin' science experiment, jackass.
Just 100% organic bitch.
>>725485
No thanks to you, cocksucker!
No.725489
>>725485
Yeeep. 'Least I took more hits than Revy did.
>Figures you'd be happy to be the team meatshield.
>>725488
Whatever. How badly did you get hurt, anyway?
No.725490
>>725488
Do I look like a babysitter? You're a big girl who can take care of her own messes.
>>725489
So what's the score. While you two were out on a playdate I nabbed a ton of cash from Fisk.
No.725491
>>725482
Bah, stow the poetry! There will be time enough for songs and the like!
>grins
First round on the jukebox is on me!
>>725483
You're not doubting me, are you?
>heavy breathing
>here it comes
>>725486
Then I hope you don't mind if I invite a few friends!
>IONIOI HETAIROI
>Rider please you've done this too much recently calm down
No.725492
>>725486
>bae Ruler couldn't even shake the voivode
Fool. A corpse is a corpse, and I've created many: young and old, men, women and children, nobles and peasants.
Return to the dust of the Earth!
>>725487
King of Knights.
>>725491
>time 4 desert
No.725493
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>>725490
We managed to carry a lot of contraband out of North Korea. Should be worth a lot if we can establish some decent black market connections.
No.725494
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>>725486
Die in a fire, little sis.
>>725487
Fuck bait. We're just gonna charge her.
>>725491
You're in need of a mana transfer when this is through.
>patpat
I gotcha covered.
No.725495
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>>725489
Oh, you wanna play that game?
>leg up
>welt on her calf
Call or fold, brother.
>>725490
Waaaah, my name's Jason, and I'm a big fuckin' boring queer!
No.725496
>>725493
I'm sure we can spook a guy or six.
>>725495
Aww, you missed me! I'm so happy I could cry.
>
Well, I can't actually. Tear ducts haven't worked since I came back all wrong.
No.725497
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>>725487
Saber~
>>725491
Oh!
>stomp stomp stomp
Sandy!
>>725492
>funny you should say that
Eeeeeeh?
Silly old man, I'm not done yet!
By this command spell, come to me, Jeanne D'Arc!
>>725494
No.
>shakes her head sweetly
But it's about time this finished.
No.725498
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>>725492
Voivode.
Little early, isn't it?
>>725494
I couldn't have asked for more
>KARIBAH
Step lively, I don't want to leave you behind.
>>725497
Manaka.
I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you again.
No.725499
>>725495
I was askin' in case we needed to find you a first aid kit, but alright.
>turns to the side
>look kids, bullet wounds
>>725496
Works for me.
>
Here's that skeleton key you wanted, by the way.
No.725500
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>>725492
>yooooo
>>725494
Ah...So many fantastic women in my life.
>grin
I can almost rest easy, taking a backseat this once. Do not disappoint me!
No.725502
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>>725497
>did she just say-
>well, I guess that's it then
>If I'm gonna die, I'll die on my feet.
>eating pocky
You're right. It's just not gonna end the way you want it to.
>>725498
So she's bringing Jeanne. That's a thing.
Having a Ruler against us is certain defeat.
>eyeing Karibah
No hesitation. We're in a reality marble.
>>725500
I believe in you.
This is the part where you believe in your friends, who believe in you too.
>>725501
Jeanne.
No.725503
>>725496
We all got problems, Jay.
Boo fuckin' hoo, and all that.
Ante up, dickless. You probably look like swiss cheese under there.
>>725499
You heard the man, I'm a big girl.
>boot: off
>bite mark on her ankle
And you said the shark would fuck off.
No.725504
>>725497
>
You defile the image of the Holy Virgin?
You presumptuous little piglet, then I will show you the wrath of the Impaling Warlord!
>>725498
>[DEUS VULT in progress]
Saber! This abomination must DIE!
>>725500
>spears coming out of the sand
>haha Vlad's fucking pissed
No.725505
>>725499
Thanks.
>nicks it
>tucked away in a glove compartment
Gonna need it to get out of Death's quicker.
>>725503
Swiss cheese ain't even enough to describe it.
>
>most of his torso and back are just scars from cuts and bullets
No.725506
>>725503
It fucked off after I gouged it's eye out, didn't it? Just be happy your foot's still attached.
>>725505
Don't mention it.
>weak laugh
Guess it was pretty stupid of me to think you were really gone the other day.
No.725507
>>725498
I know, my love~
And you'll experience the same despair as last time. I know because I'll make sure you do.
You're going to remember me for every moment I'm not with you, my prince.
>>725501
There you are! She didn't pollute you too much, did she?
>>725502
>carbs
>my loli sides
You're right, I want to see your face, big sis!
>>725504
Why do you all keep calling me piglet?
>blink
Defile? It's the shadow, Berserker. The true self. You'll see!
No.725508
>>725502
Well spoken, now go!
>turns around to address the army
Brothers! We fight together once again!
This harsh terrain where our bond was consecrated will have blood spilled on it anew!
>URRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>725504
>wait hey watch it
>shlukt
Be careful with those!
No.725509
>>725505
>whistles
Fuck it, I fold.
>das a lotta scars
>>725506
Who the fuck knew there were sharks in North fucking Korea, damn it!
No.725510
>>725502
Hey hey hey, it's Faaaaaaaaaaaat Kanno!
>gleam
Got your name from sissy boo here, tough luck, right?
>>725507
Nah, just what the doctor ordered.
Lemme just weigh in on our topic here.
>command spells: glowan
By these three command spells, I command this Berserker to halt!
No.725511
>>725506
That was the closest scrape I had with getting stuck down there.
Had me antsy.
>>725509
Getting beaten with a crowbar until every bone's busted and then eating an explosion tends to win these kinda competitions.
>grins
>doesn't seem to care at all how he died
No.725512
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>>725502
I'll save the "I told you so"'s for a more opportune time, hm?
>GLOW
I've only been in this place once before, I'm not sure how far it goes back.
Get as far away as possible. Now.
>>725504
With all due respect, voivode, I don't think even you will be much more than dust after this if you're still in the way.
If you plan on staying nice and alive, I heavily suggest retreat.
>>725507
You're sick. Sick and twisted.
But I'll set things right, I have one more sin to suffer more.
No.725513
>>725509
If you think that's crazy, you should know there are dinosaurs walking around near Antarctica.
>>725511
Well, if that key works as advertised, we shouldn't have much to worry about.
>
...Right?
No.725514
>>725507
Die!
>>725508
>they just kinda angle away from everyone who isn't Manaka
>>725510
>Noble Phantasm already in progress
>the spears are flying but Vlad can't move
...gkkt...
>>725512
>c a n ' t m o v e
...
No.725515
>>725507
>this is why you're always going to be a flattie
I'm right here, Manaka.
>>725508
Get Vlad outta here.
>>725510
She's really obsessed with fat stacks.
>pats her chest
Too bad you didn't stick around, I actually liked you.
Guess you'll just have to die too.
>>725512
No. I'm staying by your side.
Don't you trust me to have a plan to not get obliterated?
No.725516
>>725511
>
Fuckin' killjoy.
Man, if I'd bet money on that one...
>>725513
Shut the hell up, I stopped believing you after the talking monkey city in Africa.
No.725517
>>725513
Right.
Trust me, bro. I got this down pat.
>>725516
You woulda been down a few hundo.
No.725518
>>725510
Good girl!
Leave Saber alone, I want him unmolested until I'm ready!
>>725512
Eh?
It's coming, my prince. You can't stop it.
I know things are confusing these days, but it's ok. I have it all figured out so just trust me, ok?
>>725514
>hopping around freezing spears
How pathetic! How utterly sad!
>>725515
>smiles
>...
>wait why isn't anything happening
Hm?
>I'm hitting the tentacle button what the fuck
No.725519
>>725516
Aw, c'mon. Would I lie to you?
>>725517
...Just checking.
>Moonman doesn't always sound nervous
>but when he does
>you can feel it, Mr. Krabs
No.725520
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>>725517
Awright, awright.
I got a real question for you.
>>725519
>
No.725521
>>725519
I ain't gonna leave ya unless Lucy decides to nix me. Then we'll have a problem.
>>725520
Talk.
>putting his jacket back on
No.725522
>>725514
That's the trouble with quickshots.
>snickers
I still got more in the tank, punk. Do you?
>glow
By these three command spells.
I command you, Dragon of Wollachia, to kill yourself.
>>725515
Oh no, it's just you. She never touched mine not even once nope.
>just a little burned about it
That's a nice thought, sweetheart. I'll make yours painless.
Relatively.
No.725523
>>725514
>uh
>voivode: picked up like a statue
>crowdsurfed away along with bara
No.725524
>>725520
>
>>725521
Just don't piss him off and we should be fine.
No.725525
>>725518
>I am going to watch this one die if it kills me
>>725522
>remember how that didn't work before when regular Jeanne tried
>:^)
>>725523
>weeeeeee
...kill...
No.725526
>>725514
>it's k Rider's on it
>>725515
You know how I am about surprises.
>GLOW
>Excalibur's restraints click back
>grin
Here's looking at you, kid.
I heard that from a movie last night, did it work?
>>725518
I stopped taking orders from bossy little girls when my sister grew up.
Ex...CALIBUR!
>
>
>
No.725527
>>725522
Seriously? Yours are great. Hell you don't even have a paunch.
>pretty much glossing over the death remark
Fun to squeeze. Manaka's fucking stupid.
>>725518
>uh
...
>did she... fuck up?
>eyebrow raised
>>725526
>just kinda standing directly next to Arty, under the giant SPLOSION's cone
There's a blindspot in the explosion.
>
If I messed that up I'd have been fried. Good thing I didn't, huh?
No.725528
>>725521
Jesus.
What kinda heat do you think he'd pack? Y'know, if he did.
>>725524
>
No.725529
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>>725524
It's Lucy, dude. There's no knowing when he's mad.
>>725528
>uh
Nazareth's in modern day Israel, so... maybe a Galil. Deagle.
I'd kill to see Jesus pop someone with a Deagle.
No.725530
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>>725525
>:3c
>>725526
>
So this is death, huh.
>blinding holy nuke incoming
That's ok. I'll find a way to come back.
Because I'm the only one that really loves you.
>>725527
>grin
Such a naughty sister.
>fucking
>VAPORIZED
No.725531
>>725528
>
>>725529
...Things can't ever be simple, can they.
No.725532
>>725527
Yeah well, life's a bitch and then you die.
Fucking with the big man was pretty fun though, huh. See you in the funny papers.
>this light
>it's so
>...
I'm coming home, Gilles.
>fucking
>ALSO VAPORIZED
No.725533
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>>725529
That's what I'm talking about.
Fuck, Jesus with the old bitch's golden Deagle in the valley of death would be some shit.
>>725531
You done?
No.725534
>>725531
Weren't you bitching about how easy it got?
Be careful whatcha wish for.
>>725533
That nun lady with the eyepatch, right. Fryface took me to Roanapur once. Was pretty fun scaring the hell outta everyone.
No.725535
>>725527
I've never met someone so willfully insane that I still somehow loved.
>looks up
>giant hole blown through the marble
>and the hall outside
Ah...well.
>>725530
>this tyke
>aaaand there's the exhaustion
>drops to a knee
Ha...
No.725536
>>725530
Rot in hell.
>>725532
>...
I actually feel bad for her.
>what can I do...
>>725535
Let's go get Rider. He's been overworked far too much and I have something for him.
...
>kneels down and puts Arty's arm over her shoulder
>tries to get up
>fuck he's heavy
No.725537
>>725533
Depends. Are you done?
>>725534
A long time ago, whenever I wished for something the opposite would usually happen. Guess my luck's turned around.
No.725538
>>725536
>queasy grin
I appreciate the effort at least.
>armor dispelled
>stands the rest of the way up with her
This calls for a celebratory late night dinner at Denny's...eh?
>when did this desert get so hot
No.725539
>>725538
I'm taking you somewhere nice.
>uh
Outback. Lemme just give that big lummox this mana generator backpack so he doesn't fall into a coma or something.
>
I might need Avalon back.
No.725540
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>>725534
That right...
Skeleton key to death, huh.
>>725537
Dude I will shoot you.
No.725541
>>725537
Don't count your chickens just yet.
>>725540
That's right.
No.725542
>>725539
That is an I told you so I won't bother waiting for.
>!
Can we get the Bloomin' Onion?
>notice all of the things he's omitting
>oh there he is
>kingshota facedown in the swamp
No.725543
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>>725542
I only gave it to you because of a nightmare I had that mostly came true.
>
Three of them. Make that four.
>!
>pull
Hey. Alexander. Don't quit on me just yet, I got somethin' for you.
No.725544
>>725542
>
>Vlad in Nero's place
>Mini in Vlad's
To be rendered so useless... unforgivable.
No.725545
>>725540
Don't you have better things to spend your bullets on?
>discreetly pulls out a crescent dart
>>725541
Wasn't planning to.
No.725546
>>725543
>head wobbling
Then Egypt fell...to the Macedon king...
>delirious smile
>>725544
Five more minutes...
No.725547
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>>725543
Maybe next time we'll learn to take a little more care of my possession your father gave his life for you to have, hm?
Or is the lesson for this fight a different one.
>holy fuck I'm already drooling I hope he's ok
>
>and then there was Avalon
>wedges it back into her chest
No.725548
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>>725546
>plops down in the swamp
>immediately revolted by the sensation
>straps the generator to Mini's back
>Feel Good Inc.mp3
There.
>>725547
I did take care of it. By giving it to you. So Manaka couldn't take it.
>...
>smek
I'm sorry.
No.725549
>>725546
>shakes his head
>and ruffles Mini's hair
>spiritmodes away to sulk and feed
No.725550
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>>725541
Two-way?
>>725545
Bite me.
No.725551
>>725548
>you're now aware he was transparent up to his ankles
>How To Save A Life.mp3
>paint bucket that shit up
...
>blink
>blinkblink
Am I in heaven?
>>725549
>was that the cooling touch of a ROMAN?
That guy.
>grins
No.725552
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>>725550
From. Not to.
Door leads to life. Once you cross it disappears from behind ya.
Why you askin'. You're not into this freak shit.
>>725545
Still can't believe Big Sis locked the door...
No.725553
>>725548
I know.
>pulls her up out of the swamp
>almost laughs at the popping noise
If I was susceptible to heart attacks, this would be about the 10th or 50th one you've caused.
>
No.725554
>>725551
Far from it. Welcome back to Earth.
I did say I'd give you a mana transfer. Hope you don't get mad it's that instead.
>
It doubles as a computer.
>>725553
>!
You... big dummy.
No.725555
>>725550
I would, but a shark already beat me to it.
>>725552
>shrugs
Maybe she's never heard of keeping a spare key under a doormat.
No.725556
>>725554
>
Huh?
>what even is a mana transfer
A computer too, huh...
>[Metroid theme]
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Thanks!
>oh they're smoochin'
Nevermind, I gotta show big sis!
>giggles and runs off
No.725557
>>725552
You got your sis, I got mine.
To each their fuckin' own.
>>725555
>those numbers
>WHAT DO THEY MEAN
...
No.725558
>>725554
>gleam~
A stunning compliment from an equally stunning beauty, what more could I ask for on such a day?
>goes for the bridal carry
>stumbles
...Maybe I should wait before trying any strenuous labor so soon.
>grin
I love you.
No.725559
>>725555
Fuckin' A.
>>725557
She ain't there.
No.725561
>>725557
>MAAAAASON
Nobody ever expects to hear me crack a joke, do they?
>>725559
Not gonna lie, Death's a bit... out there.
>shrugs
I won't complain. She keeps letting us go, no questions asked.
No.725562
>>725559
Well where the fuck else is she supposed to be, damn it.
>>725561
Joke?
>uh
>hammers: clicked back
Yeah, some fuckin' joke.
No.725563
>>725560
>yes
Let's go home.
No.725564
>>725561
Long as we keep killing, she'll let us go free.
>>725562
Heaven, Hell, reincarnated here.
>shrug
Pick your poison. I can't check on the first two and if she's back, she's gone into hiding.
No.725565
>>725563
Fine.
>walkan away
>swish dem hips
No.725566
>>725562
>looks down at her gun
Do you really wanna shoot me, or are you just trying to scare me into shutting up?
>>725564
Khonshu usually just bypasses me going to Death's altogether. But I doubt he'll keep doing that if I give up killing, so it's the same either way.
No.725567
>>725565
>
...Yes.
>follows hurriedly
No.725568
>>725564
So I don't even know if I'm wasting my fucking time. Great.
Well, I guess there could be worse shitheads to be stuck with.
>>725566
Depends, do you get back up if your legs get cut off?
No.725569
>>725566
You got a god in your head. I got chems in my blood. There's a clear difference.
Works well enough though.
>>725568
>shrug
I didn't see'er at Death's. S'all I know.
No.725570
>>725568
Probably not. Though I've recovered from being crippled before.
>>725569
>shrugs
The differences don't really matter when the result's the same.
No.725571
>>725569
Fucking hell, fucking hell.
>flask out
No time like the present then.
>>725570
Shut up, willya?
Trying to get drunk over here.
No.725572
>>725570
Guess not.
>
Time to get wasted.
>>725571
Bottoms up, and I don't mean yours, Rev.
>
No.725573
File: 1452415750871.png (513.32 KB, 501x849, 167:283, Ninety-nine bottles of bee….png)
>>725571
Fair enough. But if you really want me to be quiet, try wearin' earplugs.
>>725572
>mask: off
>bottle of booze: in hand
I'm detecting a pattern.
No.725574
>>725572
Not even if you paid me.
>>725573
>pulls her hair back
>earphones already in
No.725575
>>725573
Wake up, smoke, drink, eat, shoot some dirtbags, take a shit, smoke, drink, eat, sleep. Rinse and repeat.
Life's all about cycles.
>>725574
>shakes his head
I'd cut mine off first.
No.725576
>>725574
Now you're getting it.
>thumbs up
>>725575
Maybe so, but I tend to break routine a lot. Makes things interesting.
>siiip
No.725577
>>725575
That a bet, tiny?
>>725576
So go out and kill somebody 'stead of whining about it.
Fuck's sake.
No.725578
>>725576
I get what you're puttin' down.
>c h u g
>>725577
>
Quit comin' onto me, Rev. I'm just showin' you some gun-fu. Don't get it twisted.
No.725579
>>725577
Who said I was whining?
>>725578
>nod
Sticking to a routine ain't worth it when you've got plenty of time to live.
No.725580
File: 1452417400165.gif (881.69 KB, 500x453, 500:453, tumblr_nb0ag70V8u1shbc9ho1….gif)
>>725578
>
There's nothing worse than being treated like a whore by your companions, Jay.
Sometimes words are just fuckin' words.
>finishes her shot
Fuck it.
>>725579
>
>walks out
No.725581
>>725579
>shrug
Easier to plot out here to eternity.
>>725580
>yelling so she can hear
Take your own advice!
Words really are just words.
Whodathunk she couldn't handle her own bantz.
No.725582
File: 1452417872274.png (502.36 KB, 903x500, 903:500, You're giving me a headach….png)
>>725580
>
Jeez...
>>725581
Whatever works for you. I'm not used to having to plan ahead.
No.725583
>>725582
I'm a master of preptime.
>
Wow she's actually mad. Guess she's not used to someone else being able to dish it out.
No.725584
File: 1452418168296.png (481.85 KB, 408x745, 408:745, Finding pictures of Moon K….png)
>>725583
I should probably feel bad... but I don't.
No.725585
>>725584
I ain't her softie Rock. I'm me. She has to deal.
No.725586
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>>725585
I probably would've been a little easier on 'er... but then she threatened to shoot me, so...
No.725587
>>725586
She's a control freak. Used to brute forcing things.
What happens to guys like us though? We don't die, we're not afraid of getting shot. Hell, we can disarm her.
She has no power over us. So she gets mad and fucks off to deal with it by picking on someone smaller than her.
No.725588
>>725587
Huh. And here I was thinking she just plain didn't like us.
No.725589
>>725588
Revy's a broken woman, Moonman. One who's almost entirely beyond saving.
I feel for her, but like fuck am I gonna let that dictate how I act.
No.725590
>>725589
Yeah, I get the picture. There isn't much we can do. 'Least she's got plenty of skill.
No.725591
I spy with my psychic eyes...
No.725592
>>725590
At least there's that.
No.725593
File: 1452419815993.jpg (74.85 KB, 253x239, 253:239, Well, two hands and two fi….jpg)
It only took five years, four months, a mountain of melted M&Ms and small Mountain Dew, but I did it.
I found another Magikarp!
No.725594
>>725593
Whatcha gonna name it?
No.725596
>>725594
Name it?
But...But I just caught it!
>name screen pops up
NO NO NO YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME MORE TIME
THIS IS A DELICATE PROCESS BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS DIAMOND-TOUGH FISH
>...
Mr Fish...2.
No.725598
>>725596
>
>[canned booing]
No.725599
>>725597
Works for me.
>all aboard the booze train
>woo woo
No.725600
>>725598
No see, it's different, honest.
I'll show Commander who can make it, who doesn't leave clean dishes in the washes until they get dirty again and...lots of other adult stuff.
I'm gonna make this one specially defensive.
>
OO LOOK A RATATA GET IT
No.725601
>>725599
...
...
...
Oh, goddammit. Now I feel like a guilty asshole. I gotta do somethin' or it's gonna eat at the back of my head all night.
Revy!
>bolts out
No.725602
>>725600
I should train Psychic pokemon... not like that one gym leader does anymore, too busy not doing much of anything.
No.725603
>>725602
>
Wait you mean the strike's still on?
There was a strike, right.
Can we maybe hold off on the fighting too, a half-dead Magikarp and a Gyarados will just look pathetic.
No.725604
File: 1452420734291.png (507.32 KB, 563x634, 563:634, Yeah, you, behind the scre….png)
>>725601
Heh. Usually I start feelin' guilty before you.
No.725605
>>725603
That Sabrina lady. She got a boyfriend and kinda just dropped off the face of Saffron City.
I thought grown-ups are supposed to be responsible.
>uh
I don't got any Pokemon yet, but I will!
No.725606
>>725605
...I bet if I was a Gym Leader all the fine Pokebabes would wanna be my girlfriend.
No.725607
>>725606
Eh?
>pulling a slice of pie out from the kitchen with TK
>spooked goatmom noises
No.725608
>>725607
THIS IS GONNA BE THE MOST EPIC MONTAGE EVEEEEEEEEEERRR
YOU AND ME HAVE TO FIGHT ON THE PROMISED DAY, LITTLE DUDEOHMYGODISTHATPIE
No.725609
>>725608
'Kay!
>
Yes. Yes it is. Goatmom makes the best pies.
No.725610
>>725609
"Goatmom"?
What, per se, is this mother of goats of which you like, be talking about, Willis.
No.725611
>>725610
She's my friend's mom.
No.725612
>>725611
So not trying to jump to any conclusions or over any sharks--unless it was on a motorcycle like Evel Knievel--but wouldn't that mean that you're friends with a goat?
No.725613
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>>725612
Nah he... uh. She-wow I don't know what Frisk is.
Anyway! Goatmom's a talking goat lady and she's awesome.
No.725615
>>725614
She makes all kinds of pies!
No.725616
File: 1452422068009.jpg (75.79 KB, 290x229, 290:229, Jared of Earth, Welcome to….jpg)
No.725618
>>725617
...Why did we bring this up again.
No.725619
No.725620
>>725618
>shrug
>stuffing psi-pie into his mouf
No.725621
>>725620
>now Jared, don't you eat this pie
>Eat the pie, Jared
I can't handle these tough moral choicesssssssssss
No.725622
>>725621
Eh?
>gulp
>das gud pie
No.725623
>>725622
>Pie, Jared
>Piiiiiiiiiiiiie
No! I'm going to keep contorting my face into weird poses until the problem fixes itself!
No.725624
>>725623
I sense someone in the need of pie.
No.725625
>>725623
You're kinda silly.
No.725626
>>725624
YES, PIE IS THE ISSUE HERE
>>725625
MAKE THAT SUPREME CHANCELLOR OVERLORD OF SILLY, NO CHANCE OF ELECTION
No.725627
>>725626
I defy you, supreme chancellor overlord of silly!
No.725628
File: 1452423099310.png (301.14 KB, 515x841, 515:841, tumblr_nwj4rq0pH31tk3c1mo1….png)
>>725626
Here. I baked an extra one. Are you hungry, child?
No.725629
>>725627
NO COUP D'ETATS EITHER, THAT'S A NEW RULE BECAUSE I SAID SO
ALSO MISTER FISH
>>725628
>
>
>
Oh my god that goat is talking
No.725630
>>725629
VIVA LA... uh. What's the word again?
No.725631
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No.725632
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>>725629
My name is Toriel, child. Are you not hungry?
No.725633
>>725630
>>725631
America...?
America.
>>725632
Famished
No.725634
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>>725633
AMERICA! FU-oh I can't say that word.
No.725635
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>>725633
Then would you care for some cinnamon-butterscotch pie?
No.725636
>>725634
That's right!
Only neeeeeeeeeerds use swear words!
Also don't tell a buff blonde guy in a red jacket that or I'm so fired.
>>725635
WOULD I
No.725638
>>725636
You know Frankie?
No.725639
File: 1452424278130.jpg (103.89 KB, 360x278, 180:139, You're never too young to ….jpg)
>>725637
WOULD I!
>>725638
No no, Badass.
No.725640
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No.725641
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No.725642
>>725640
WOULD I
>Mr Fish has eaten the pie
>>725641
Oh yeah sure, him too!
Hasn't been the same since his new game though...
No.725643
>>725642
Do you know Captain Falcon? I fought him a lot!
No.725644
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>>725642
Would you?
>Toriel hasn't noticed
No.725645
>>725643
Heck yeah I do! I even showed him my moves
Then he got real quiet
>>725644
WOULD I
No.725646
File: 1452424782780.png (328.51 KB, 950x1350, 19:27, tumblr_o04mmosiqt1ulrtsuo2….png)
>>725645
Would y-oh! The pie!
No.725647
>>725645
Did you punch him in the butt?
No.725648
>>725646
Oh no!
Mister Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish, no! Bad fishy wishy, spit it out!
>>725647
Did I punch him in the butt?
Did I punch him in the butt?
No.
No.725649
>>725648
How come he got all quiet then?
No.725650
File: 1452425122187.png (91.79 KB, 496x500, 124:125, tumblr_nwfzwyGVF51qgtv0jo1….png)
>>725648
I-it's alright, I'll just... bake another.
No.725651
>>725649
Why you punchin guys in the butt?
>>725650
Curses! Foiled again!
>runs off
No.725652
>>725651
What? Oh. There he goes.