No.725653
>it's a beautiful day away from the swamp
>sun's shining
>birds are singing
>on days like this...
>villains like you...
>Should be burning in hell.
No.725654
Jeez, what got into the narrator?
No.725655
>>725654
Maybe he's having a bad day.
No.725656
>>725655
I guess so.
It's nice and peaceful away from the dome place. At least until something happens.
I wonder what today's thing'll be?
No.725657
>>725656
What if it's something titanic? That would be exciting!
No.725658
>>725657
All the superhero grown ups always hog the big monsters.
No.725659
>>725658
That just means you should be faster. Go looking, that's how my friend Gil and I find things to do.
No.725660
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>>725659
You're right, Enk. Maybe something'll happen here.
No.725661
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>>725660
I can feel it on the wind, and the land. Something wicked this way comes.
No.725662
>>725661
Really? We can share it!
No.725663
>>725662
I'm okay, Gil and I had the greatest fight of our lives recently. This one's all yours.
Besides I'm in street clothes, I'm trying not to stick out too much.
No.725664
>>725663
Gee, that's awful nice of you.
No.725665
>>725664
The world's grown so cold since Babylon fell. It could use more kindness.
No.725666
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>>725665
What was the world like?
No.725667
>>725666
Smaller. A lot smaller. At least it felt that way. It was less gray, there was more nature, people lived much longer and were a lot smarter and stronger than they are now.
No.725668
>>725667
Wow... I got to go back in time once but it was just to explore a cave.
No.725669
>>725668
The Cave of the Past? The Grail tells me of your exploits, Ness.
You have a place among us Heroic Spirits when you meet your final rest.
No.725670
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>>725669
Really? That's cool, I think.
No.725671
>>725670
Hopefully you'll never see a grail war. They tend to be horrible experiences for most.
No.725672
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No.725673
>>725671
>>725672
Roger dodger, Enkidu.
What's this wicked thing?
No.725674
>>725673
Who you callin' wicked, punk-oh, it's just you, kid.
Better watch your mouth, people might get angry.
No.725675
>>725674
Sorry miss Han!
Whatcha doin'?
No.725677
>>725675
Jus' goin' out for groceries. Red's not allowed in supermarkets and Mado's out workin' her gas jockey job or whatever, so it's on me 'cause Milly keeps fucking getting stuck in the frozen food aisle.
No.725678
>>725677
I'm just takin' a walk, s'nice out today.
No.725679
>>725678
Uh... I guess so.
No.725680
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>>725679
I'm gonna take Mado on an adventure later, 'kay?
No.725681
>>725680
If a hair on my squishy's head is outta place, I'm gonna rearrange your face.
Have fuuun~.
No.725682
>>725681
Chill, miss Han. We can take care of ourselves.
No.725683
>>725682
DON'T FUCKIN' TELL ME TO CHILL YA SNOTNOSED BRAT WHY I OUGHTTA
No.725684
>>725683
Woah there, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
No.725685
>>725684
Ugh... lucky you're Mado's friend.
No.725686
>>725685
Jeez... I thought you were in a good mood.
No.725687
>>725686
Only in a good mood when I'm mercing idiots.
No.725689
>>725688
Don't worry 'bout it, kid. Auntie Juri's just gotta go shopping...
>struts off
No.725690
>>725689
She has a really nice butt.
...Uh. I mean, uh...
No.725691
I keep trading hands... it's a little disconcerting.
That Caster seemed a little too eager to break my contract. Was she expecting me to die so easily...?
No matter. I have the reserves. I'll find another Master.
No.725692
>>725691
>isn't that the Assassin I met in London
Didn't think I'd see you again this soon. Or, at all really.
No.725693
>>725692
You're... that Master with the multiple Servants.
I hope you aren't here to fight, we're in public.
No.725694
>>725693
Oh. That's good. I don't really wanna get into a scrap either.
>where the hell is Mashu
>she's been gone so long I'm gonna get in trouble aaaaaa
No.725695
>>725694
I take it your organization already knows about the peculiarity of our present situation.
And that you'll leave it be.
No.725696
>>725695
Oh, definitely. It's a great thing. We're not gonna change it.
You look worried, Assassin.
No.725697
>>725696
...It's none of your concern, but my contract with my Master has been switched to the Caster known as the Witch of Betrayal.
I can only hope it doesn't end too badly for me.
No.725698
>>725697
>what
That's actually not cool. I'll, uh, see what I can do to help, okay?
No.725699
>walking together
...and that's when I said "Lancer? I don't even know her!"
>laughs externally
>Jeanne sips at her drink quietly with a little smile
I guess not huh.
>"Your jokes still leave much to be desired."
Ouch.
No.725700
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>was given money to buy new clothes
This is shopping?
I hate it. I hate it so much
No.725702
Why do I feel like I'm forgetting something...
No.725703
It's too quiet, where did everybody go?
No.725704
Wait a minute...
>looking at a map
This isn't Thailand, what the hell?
>G'day, sheila!
CRAM IT, ROOFUCKER
No.725705
>>725704
See, this is what ya get for not bein' able to read a map.
No.725706
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>>725705
Coulda told me that any fuckin' time, man.
>guh
Smells like prison riot and sunscreen, this place is...off.
No.725707
>>725706
Air's not dirty enough for ya, Rev?
No.725708
>>725707
You don't know what you're fuckin' talkin' about.
City's a little shitty, sure. S'only 'cause of the gunsmoke, though.
It's Thailand, Jay. All the sweatshop fuckers are somewhere else.
>grins
Nah, gets pretty nice out there, actually. This pit just reeks of middle class sunburn.
No.725709
ah ha! they have the dover bars I like!
No.725710
>>725708
Don't I. Gotham's stuck in eternal night from all the fuckin' smog, Rev. You know the first time I saw the sun? After I died.
That smell never really goes away.
>scratches his chin
This beats that freaky sensation of suburbia. Eugh.
No.725711
File: 1452467573935.jpg (100.02 KB, 500x682, 250:341, tumblr_nsaohsDSlj1u7lwrao1….jpg)
>>725709
Don't fuckin' spoil it!
No.725712
>>725709
The fuck? Alcohol content's down the shitter here, Red.
...Oh my god I'm gonna have to get fat just to get drunk.
>>725710
Look around, asshat. It's just America but everybody sounds like they're missin' some teeth.
Fuckin' hell, can't you clean that shitheap up any faster?
No.725713
>>725711
I'M SPOLING IT!
>>725712
HAHA!....so if ya can't fit ya shorts anymore can I have them?
No.725714
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>>725712
Workin' on it. Staying under Batman's radar and building an empire's fuckin' hard. The guy's superpower is paranoia.
No.725715
>>725713
YOU WANNA DIE, RED
No.725716
>>725715
pppft ya say that every night when I add oil to the mix, and yet only one of us has the power to walk for the next hour
No.725717
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>>725713
You got two wives, dude. The hell you need my shorts for?
>wait a minute
You calln' me fat? YOU WANNA DIE?
>>725714
Power to ya, I guess.
So what, out here to pick up Captain Kangaroo or some shit?
No.725718
>>725717
god you sound like my wife that wears pink and likes to kill people
No.725719
>>725717
>BANG
If by pick up you mean do that.
>
Mob informant for Fisk, by the way. Never a good idea to have a chat with a snitch watching.
No.725720
>>725717
Oi! Only I get to kick Red's ass!
>>725716
Goddammit!
No.725721
>>725718
Uh...
>processing
Ain't both of 'em like that?
Guess ya know what you like. Shit.
Whatcha doin' out here in prisonland, man.
>>725719
You mean fuckin' Michelin Man?
I wanna knock that dude in the face, see if it's like pizza dough or something.
>click
Chat, huh. Target's on both of us 'cause a you.
>>725720
>uh
Yeah yeah...
No.725722
>>725720
you walked into it Juri, ya could have stepped over the set up, but ya didn't
No.725724
>>725721
It's like some kinda rubber or some shit.
>uh
I'd say "my bad" but it's always my bad so that's a given.
See ya.
>stalks off towards an alleyway
No.725725
>>725721
>
S'amatter with you.
>>725722
One'a these days, Red. BAM! Right to the moon!
No.725726
>>725723
Keys to what? Your fuckin' super secret...jet powered torpedo boat with light-up orange skis or somethin'?
>shrug
Man I had a busted Green Lantern figure when I was a kid, sue me.
>>725724
...Did he just apologize?
>jeez
>puff
Dickhead.
>>725725
I got turned around and ended up in fuckin' Australia with the loser that just ditched me to go beat up bums, the hell you think s'matter?
No.725727
>>725725
don't do that, there are Xenos up there
>>725726
yeeesh ya salty today! take it down a notch, it's just me Jur, and Mr. Can't bowl worth shit!
No.725728
>>725727
Why the fuck would they name the best outcome a fucking "strike"!
>>725726
I leave for a second and you're already missing me.
>knapsack: get
Just needed something.
No.725729
>>725726
So why're you mad? Sounds fun.
>Juri: fucking insane
>>725727
Exactly!
No.725730
>>725728
you kept shooting the pins
>>725729
Xenos are no fun Jur....not until next season
No.725731
>>725727
Take it down a notch.
Take it down a notch?
>why I oughtta
Man you took my ball and made me use your head instead. No shit it's gonna hurt when I stick my fingers in your eyes!
>>725728
>!
>wannadiewannadiewannadie
Is it a bomb vest with a convenient suicide note in it, maybe.
>>725729
Few cards short of a deck, huh toots.
Ah well, ain't that bad I guess.
No.725732
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>>725731
and you hit that 7-10 split with it! ya welcome!
No.725733
>>725730
I rolled a grenade down. The ball was too slow for my liking.
>>725731
Well it blows up, that's for sure.
No.725734
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>>725730
Guhuhuhu...
>>725731
We're all mad here, babe.
No.725735
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>>725732
...Awright, so scraping the manager when he came out to start shit for cheatin' was fun.
>>725733
Yeah? So what's cookin', I need to up my daily amount of gettin' shit done or I'm gonna go crazy.
Chang's job out in South China should be fuckin' fun.
>>725734
Ain't mad, I'm just pissed off.
Was, anyway.
Showin' concern for the bitch, huh?
No.725736
>>725733
see this is why you the worst at it.....okay second worse....you really need to take Moonman out more
>>725734
so why are we here again?
No.725737
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>>725735
Whaddya think "mad" means? Pfft.
You ain't a bitch. More like a starved pup.
>>725736
I was buyin' us groceries.
No.725738
>>725735
Ever stop a prison riot with C3?
Explosions make everything better.
>>725736
He kept throwing it like a dart.
No.725739
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>>725735
I would have done it for less
>>725737
here? well damn, where is the car?
>>725738
see that just proves ya gotta take him out more, ya like his only friend
No.725740
>>725737
>don't let them know you like Alice in Wonderland, Rev
...The hell'd you just say to me.
Starved nothin', I don't need fuckall else except a pack and a bottle.
>>725738
C3's pussy shit, what happened to all the space-age tech you deal with?
The hell you doing stopping a prison riot in the first place? Guards are pigs, and last time I checked you ain't a fan of them or the fucks in the brig.
>>725739
You did, you gave me money!
No.725741
Hello folks! Prime Minister Tony Abbott here to remind you kind blokes and ladies to keep voting Tory, or we'll getcha, heheh.
No.725742
>>725740
I'd use the fancy shit but that'd tip Big, Black and Batty that I'm back in town. Gotta go in quietlike.
Unless, y'know, you enjoy shattered collarbones and an armored boot to the face.
>grins
The guards ain't gonna be happy I'm there either. Mostly 'cause they're dying too.
>>725739
Yeah, I will.
No.725743
>>725742
taking him fishing
>>725740
he wasn't use'n it
No.725744
>>725739
Uh...
>she crashed it
>>725740
That why your ribs poke out?
No.725745
>>725742
It's Australia, dingus. You think he's gonna waste the time sending somethin' all the way out here?
Turnin' a foundation of the judicial system into a mass grave, huh...I can dig it.
Hey, s'it true what they say? They got special max security prisons for your types, huh?
>>725743
Pfffft fishing!
>>725744
I ain't starved!
>stomach don't you growl
>don't
No.725746
>>725744
uh what?
>
JUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
No.725747
>>725745
You think he wouldn't? He chased me from Brazil to Ethiopia once. Guy's obsessed with "cleaning up his mistakes." The cunt.
>guh
Yeah. S'called Belle Reve.
No.725748
>>725745
Sure ya ain't.
>>725746
>UH
GOTTA GO BYE RED!
>SPIN2WIN AWAAAAY
No.725749
>>725748
GET BACK HERE!
>>725745
yes fish, like a fish sandwich, what are ya hungry?
No.725750
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>>725747
>new potential alias: yes
>haha fuck that's sick
So why don't you kill 'im? You're supposed to be the "brutal one" right?
>>725748
You...bitch!
>pew pew
>>725749
Man that dude would have a worse time fishing than the fuck on the Dreamworks moon.
>gurgle
...Didn't eat breakfast, whaddya want from me.
No.725751
>>725750
'Cause I don't want to. I want him alive, to see I'm fucking right. I want him to admit this whole time, everything he's done amounted to jack fuckin' squat and that he should've joined me years ago.
Then I'll kill'im.
No.725752
>>725750
want something to eat?
No.725753
>>725751
aaaa
Sounds like a hassle to me.
Ask me, it'd be bad enough seein' the one kid you still feel sorry about aimin' a gun at your face.
>>725752
The hell you gonna do out here?
No.725754
>>725753
Been there, done that.
Wanna know what I saw on his face?
He chose the guy who killed me's life, over mine. Right in front of me. To my face. Because he's too weak to climb back up from a little stumble like rubbing out a manic bastard with a killcount higher than mine.
No.725756
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>>725754
Fuck's sake.
>shakes her head
Day's too nice to get wrapped up in this crap, do somethin' about it.
>looking around
Sounds like the kinda fucker that doesn't get the idea until you break his kneecaps, or whatever else. Why bother.
>>725755
You tell me where you were keepin' that right now or I ain't touchin' it.
No.725757
>>725756
He never will, will he.
>shrug
S'why I left Gotham for so long. Didn't wanna see his fucking face. Betrayal ain't a strong enough word for it.
>...
I'm tired. Gonna go nab a few drinks and nap 'til it's go-time.
No.725758
>>725756
pppffft, I always carry something to eat
No.725759
>>725757
>guh
Yeah yeah, bombs away at dusk, don't be fuckin' late.
>sheesh
...Ain't built for this heavy shit.
>looks down
>nudges her abs with the Beretta
Tch.
>>725758
Where. Were. You. Keepin'. It. Red.
No.725760
>>725759
You remember where I parked the boat, right. Stop by sometime or whatever.
>grapple gun: go
>pew
No.725761
>>725759
in my chest compartment
No.725762
File: 1452472828263.png (392.41 KB, 777x583, 777:583, f704c300a4403fcc23978693d7….png)
G-guys I'm out of quartz, gimme a little okay?
No.725763
>>725760
Better not be takin' another three hour shower!
>
Fuck, I gotta get me one of those.
>>725761
Gross, and who cares.
More importantly, where the hell can I get a grappling gun out here?
No.725764
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>>725762
>Gorgons, you say?
No.725765
>>725763
......I got one in my chest compartment
>>725762
do I look like I have some?
No.725766
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>>725765
Aren'tcha gonna wash your hands?
No.725767
>>725764
Eh?
>>725765
Ehh?? What kind of thing are you?
>pulls out what's literally just a Pokedex painted blue
>"Carnage: the sticky monster. Don't let it touch you."
T-that's it?
No.725768
>>725766
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAAAAAHOHOHOHOHOOOOMUHAAHAHAHAHAAAA!
>>725767
I'm going to touch you
No.725770
>>725768
No! Mashu, where are you?
>>725769
>u h
>Chaldeadex pointed at
>"Rider-class Servant. Identity unknown."
W-what? Unknown?
No.725771
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>>725768
>stubs her cig out in his eye
Touch him, Red! Touch him real good!
No.725772
>>725771
okay ouch....and fine
>>725770
I'm doing it!
No.725774
>>725772
>
Oi, lemme have the grapple gun
No.725775
>>725772
Anything but that!
>>725773
>blink
Hi.
>shrinking away from Carnage
No.725776
>>725775
TOO LATE!
>>725774
>rips into his own chest pulling out the gun
here ya go
No.725777
>>725775
>gone
>was he ever there
>ooooOOoooOooo
No.725778
>>725776
Oh nooooo! I'm going to staaaaaaaain!
Chaldeastick go!
>bleach stick applied
>>725777
S-spiritmode! Of course!
>leaps into the air
>and
>faceplant
I'm not a Servant...
No.725779
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>>725776
Hell yeah!
>turning it around
Aw fuckin' hell, it's stuck to my hands-
>ptang
>grappled away
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeedddd...!
No.725780
>>725778
oh that will never get it out
No.725781
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>walking down the street
>Oh hey, I think I know some of those people.
>Don't notice me don't notice me don't notice me don't notice me.
No.725782
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No.725783
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>>725781
HEY KAI! I'M TOUCHING PEOPLE!
>>725782
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?
No.725784
>>725780
You wanna die?
>>725782
Mashu! You gotta save me, I'm hit!
No.725785
>>725783
>Ohhhhhhhhh.
Why are you doing that?
>>725782
>whoa
No.725786
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>>725784
aaaaaaaaand you are the third person to say that to me today, congrades!
>>725785
because I can
No.725787
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>>725783
[!]
No! Don't ask whose footprints these are! I just got out of Alert mode!
>>725784
>senpai in trouble
...UUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!
>charging forward
>trips
Ack...
>eyes watering
Senpai! I skinned my knee! Retreating to change into proper attire!
>>725785
>busty lady
>uh
M...Mata Hari?
No.725788
>>725786
>bluff: called
EH!? N-no way! That's impossible!
>>725787
Ah, but I'm not in the battlesuit! We can't switch out! Hang on, Mashuuuuu!
>Master Skill: Super Secret Kouhai Healing Technique
No.725789
File: 1452474537087.png (312.74 KB, 500x506, 250:253, They actually quite hate e….png)
>>725786
Haven't you ever heard the phrase, "Just because I could doesn't mean I should?"
>>725787
Who?
No.725790
>>725787
HUH?
WHOSE FOOTPRINTS ARE THESE?
No.725791
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>>725788
my wife said it then Revy, now you....and I only fuck one of them
>>725787
who's footprints are these!?
>>725789
and that's why I do!
No.725792
>>725788
>1600 HP gained back
G-Good! I mean I know it would be better put to someone else stronger, but thank you!
Senpai, moving to plan B!
>>725789
A prostitute spy!
>...
Ohhhhh no...
>>725790
>>725791
>Camo: Scientist
I'm a scientist
No.725793
>>725791
Because you shouldn't?
>>725792
Wait I'm not a prostitute!
>Is this how Jade feels?
What's wrong?
No.725794
>>725791
AAAAAHHH! STRANGER DANGER!
>>725792
Mystic Code Change!
>
This isn't my costume.
No.725795
>>725792
if you're a scientist where are my exploding lemons?
>>725793
doesn't mean I won't
No.725796
>>725792
Okay.
>hear's someone stepping on metal
HUH?!
WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?!
>runs off
No.725797
>>725794
well they don't get much stranger then me
No.725798
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>>725793
Don't hurt me! Shielder's don't taste good, we're too f-...f-f-fatty.
>crying internally
>shielding externally
>>725794
Mystic Code Change!
>
I feel...powerful.
>>725795
Lemons are for science! Not for eating!
No.725799
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>>725798
exploding lemons! that I will use to burn your house down!
No.725800
>>725797
Strangest Danger...? No! It can't be!
>>725798
Oh, cool! You've become Driller!
No.725801
>>725795
Well that's nice.
>Mileena sure knows how to pick 'em.
>>725798
What gave you the idea I'd hurt you?
No.725802
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>>725800
BUT IT IS!
IT'S ME AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN!
>>725801
wait ya not going to hurt her? laaaaaaaaaaaaaame
No.725803
>>725799
I live in a condoooooooooooooooo!
Shield, lemons!
>shield starts firing lemons like a pitching machine
>>725800
Workplace harassment! I'm filing a report!
>pile of papers fall out of the shield
Oh no...I forgot to do my taxes!
>>725801
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
No.725804
>>725802
Dad? DAD?
Wait, I don't know my dad.
>>725803
AAAAAAAA I'M SORRY PLEA-wait the Director's still missing.
Who's paying us?!
No.725805
File: 1452475539973.jpg (191.17 KB, 792x1008, 11:14, At least she isn't manface….jpg)
>>725802
I'm not a savage!
>>725803
Calm down! You're making a scene!
No.725806
>>725803
>now has lemons stuck in him
.....hi Shielder
>>725804
I am NOT your dad
>>725805
not how I say "no fun"
No.725807
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>>725804
P-Paying?
>peeks at her internship sign-off paper
The director's missing!? Code Blue! Code Blue!
>>725805
1) Scene-making is strictly prohibited by Chaldea operatives!
But I'm a Demi-Servant so...um...
>zips her lips
MMMmmm mm mmmm!
>>725806
Feather Purple is on the case!
No.725808
>>725806
I can't just beat people up!
>>725807
Are you...gonna be okay?
No.725809
>>725806
Thank goodness! I'd have to take you to court for child neglect!
>>725807
Code Blue means more EXP cards!
>stuffing them into Mashu's shield like dollars into a vending machine
No.725810
>>725807
what are you doing?
>>725808
why not?
>>725809
you and toxin and scorn
No.725811
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>>725808
Um...
>takes out a spinner from Life the board game
>flick
>blue
I don't know!
>>725809
N-No! Code Blue means your sister is gonna be really really ma-
>RANHKU AHP
>[transforming noises]
Oh jeez!
>>725810
I don't know!
>lumbering away
No.725812
Now to prove Kirei I'm perfectly capable of doing these "groceries"! Let's look at this list...
>"Mapo Tofu"
>...
>scratches it out
No.725813
>>725810
OOOOH NOOOOO!
>>725811
Mashu wait!
>>725812
It's... it's...! That Servant whose roll I missed!
No.725814
>>725810
Because it's wrong!
And I'm trying to not be evil again!
>>725811
Well.
This is awkward.
>>725812
>I don't think that's how it works.
No.725815
>>725813
they did it to themselves
>>725811
later shielder
>>725814
you should have beaten her up
No.725816
File: 1452476437173.jpg (248.6 KB, 648x785, 648:785, tumblr_nzb663kr3M1umpy9xo1….jpg)
>watching the destruction from behind her counter
>good thing this doesn't affect her in the slightest
No.725817
>>725816
>uh oh
>look who sees you
No.725818
>>725812
It tastes like me. But spicy!
No.725819
>>725815
Why?
She seemed...nice?
>>725816
>what is dat
No.725820
>>725814
Uahahaha! This grocery stuff is easy! Now what's next!
>"Wine"
Now we're talking!
>Gets wine out of his Gate
Mission accomplished!
>Begins drinking the wine
>>725813
The Chaldea mongrel. You wouldn't know where they would sell eggs, would you?
>>725816
Ooooooh?
No.725821
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>>725817
>please I'm just trying to run a business here
>>725819
>it's a spoiduh
>selling tea and biscuits
No.725822
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>>725819
she's kind of a spaz
>>725821
>and he's scrapping a blade on a wall
are ya nervous around me?
No.725823
>>725820
Wait, I know the answer to this one... in your Gate!
No.725824
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>>725820
>holy what
Wow.
>>725821
>jokes on you
>I have no money
>>725822
Spazzes can be nice.
Sometimes...
No.725825
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No.725826
>>725822
Only in that you keep driving away my customers. Bankruptcy is a very nerve-wracking thing, ahuhuhu~
>>725824
>well aren't you sadistic, miss titty ninja
>not funding us poor, oppressed spiders
>I bet you really hate us huh~
No.725827
>>725826
know what else is? having ya insides spill out
No.725829
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>>725825
Just because I can't think of one now doesn't mean some can't be.
>>725826
>No
>I just don't have a jeeeeoooooorb
No.725830
>>725828
yes and?
>>725829
can't hear ya over being right
No.725831
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>>725830
I will not simply stand by and watch you menace Muffet, Carnage.
>hands: on fire
No.725832
>>725831
>wait for it
so ya going to hit me with a sick burn?
>he'll keep doing this all night
No.725833
>>725830
Oh right, before I forget I ran into your father.
He was...interesting.
No.725834
>>725818
Yes, that it does.
>shudders
I will never understand how he can eat that...
>>725823
No, you little fool! I meant--
>Hand into Gate
>Pulls out a dozen of eggs
...huh.
>>725824
Mm?
>turns to Kitana
Good lady, could you tell me where I can find some candles?
No.725835
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>>725832
>snrkt
>and then there was fire
My love of jokes will not dissuade me. You will not harm my friends!
No.725836
>>725834
Maybe his tongue is broken!
Do you have a Noble Phantasm for that?
No.725837
>>725834
>:DDDD
You get EXP cards, and Vlad can have the rest!
>flinging gold Archer cards at Gil
No.725838
>>725833
told ya so
>>725835
>ffffooooosssh!
some on get this hot head out of here!
No.725839
>>725827
>spooked
...yes, I suppose that would make me a bit nervous...
>>725829
>slowly puts a sign onto her counter
>[HELP WANTED]
No.725840
>>725834
Uhhhh...
No. I'm unfamiliar with the shops around here.
>>725838
>stepping away from him
>don't want to catch on fire
He showed me what '80s music was.
Very mixed stuff.
He seemed nice, though. If bizarre.
>>725839
>meh
>I'm too princess-y for lowly Earth jobs
No.725841
>>725838
I could have sworn Flash said that hurts your kind.
>just kinda
>turns the flames blue
>40% hotter
I shan't be dissuaded.
>she wants to laugh but friends come first
>>725839
You will be alright, Muffet dear.
No.725842
>>725841
hey look ya turned up the heat without taking anything off! HA! no really this hurts like a bitch
>>725840
>>725839
I'd love too talking but I'm in horrible amounts of pain
>staggers off on fire
No.725843
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>>725840
>you humans are brutal
>...wait, what is a princess-y job
>>725841
Only thanks to you, dear~
>makes a heart with her hands
I do wonder why he hates me so much, though.
>>725842
>waves goodbye
No.725844
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>>725842
Goodness...
>>725843
I can't rightfully say.
No.725845
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>>725843
he hates all spiders
No.725846
>>725842
Geez.
>>725843
>uhhh...I don't know.
>maybe modeling?
No.725847
>>725844
Well, you did a grade-A job of making him a roast~
>>725845
>oh god not again
>the war flashbacks
How incredibly xenophobic of him~
No.725848
>>725836
I already tried that. He still eats it.
>>725837
What the-
>boing
Ow! Ow! Stop that! Stop th-
>LEVEL UP
...What.
>>725840
Mmmmm. I understand! Truth be told, this is also the first time I do this kind of shopping.
No.725849
>>725848
I'm not even shopping. Just wandering around.
No.725851
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>>725847
he's also kind of an asshole to everyone
No.725852
>>725848
Maybe he has brain damage. We're not supposed to make fun of the mentally ill.
>pout
No.725853
>>725847
W-well I... you see...
>ahem
I promised never to kill anyone, but that does not mean I will never FIGHT under any circumstance...
At some point arms do need to be taken. But a life, never.
No.725854
>>725849
Wandering around... Judging by those clothes you must be an outsider then!
>>725850
...You wouldn't happen to have more of those, would you?
>>725852
Well... It's comes close to it. Anywhoooo, we have a mission! And we're going to complete it. Now let's see what else...
No.725855
>>725854
Yes!
>
Oh. She's from a land called Edenia! It's just like Uruk, she says.
Can we go see it? Can we?
No.725856
>>725854
Do I have more?
Do I have more?
...Do I have more?
>inventory: checked
>fucking stacked
>dramatically points at Gil
Gate of Experience.
No.725857
>>725854
That's exactly what I am.
I fought for this realm often, but never stayed or explored. Might as well now.
No.725858
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>>725851
Well that much I could tell on my own.
>>725853
And I respect that very much. You stick to your guns.
>a tarantula crawls up her arm
>patpat
Knowing the ones I care for are so fragile...I don't think I could be as strong as you~
No.725859
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>>725858
he hates Spider-Man and anyone like him, guess he put you under that label
No.725860
>>725855
So you have met her then?
>Mmm
Just like Uruk, she says? Now I'm curious.
>>725857
Could you tell me more about your realm?
>>725856
>
...I see.
>Overwhelmed by EXP cards
No.725861
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>>725858
I am sorry you had to see that. At least Frisk did not.
No.725862
>>725860
Mashu and I spent all last month grinding! Grind, grind grind! Hahahaha...!
It was exhausting, but Vlad helped make it go by faster.
No.725863
>>725860
It was a once beautiful realm. You could not go anywhere without the lush green forestry surrounding you. I guess we could be considered simple when compared to the technologies of Earthrealm, but yet we were more focused on magic. The pies were to die for, too.
That's what it once was, anyhow...nowadays it has changed.
No.725864
>>725860
>pulls Gil out
Yes! I met another one, she's even prettier in green with skin like fertile earth!
>Enkidu maybe has a crush
>based on colors
>mudbae pls
No.725865
>>725864
>pop
Uha! It's been a while since you like this talking about a woman! I want to meet her now.
>>725863
It changed
>Just like Uruk...
What is like now?
>>725862
Well... Your efforts certainly paid off...
No.725866
>>725865
She's nice, too!
>
I could probably find that Jade with my Presence Detection.
No.725867
>>725865
Yes!
>
Oh no, I dropped them all!
>frantically picking cards back up
>and then the wind blows in
Noooo...! Vlad's going to be angry.
No.725868
>>725865
Terrible. As it turns out, without my mother or myself to lead it...it has fallen to depravity. Everyone was vying to rule it and in that...it was destroyed. A war that lasted 20 years broke it until there was nothing left worth ruling.
No.725869
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>>725868
And here was I, looking forward to visit it...
>>725867
>The blown cards are vacuumed into GoB
What unique items...
>>725866
Can you? Give it a try!
No.725870
>>725869
>humming a song that shakes the very earth
>...
I wonder if she can feel it? The world's call.
No.725871
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>>725869
A former of enemy of mine is looking to fix it. But I'm not sure of his alignment...
No.725872
>>725869
I-it's okay... I still have some left!
>h-haha
>Vlad's going to drink my blood aaaaaaaa
No.725873
>>725870
>coincidentally right across the street
Huh?
>>725871
Hey Kitana did you feel that?!
No.725874
>>725873
>distention "I'm really feeling it"
No.725875
>>725870
I'm sure she can! In fact I bet it won't take long until she comes running to-
>>725873
THERE!
>>725871
You'd trust a former enemy just like that?
>>725872
How good for you!
>
No.725876
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>>725873
>earthquake songs: the original telephone
Hello!
>waving
My friend wanted to meet you!
>>725875
This is my new friend, Gil!
No.725877
>>725875
>
T-take me home, Mashu. I can't get any lower.
>but nobody came
Oh...
>shuffles away
No.725878
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>>725873
Wow, I didn't even see you there, Jade!
>>725875
I don't but like I have a choice in the matter. It sucks, but I gotta deal with it.
It's the "will of the Elder Gods" or whatever.
No.725879
>>725874
>HUH?
>WHAT WAS THAT NOISE
>>725876
Well hello Enkidu.
>>725875
And you are...?
>>725878
And I didn't see you there, Kitana!
What a coincidence this is.
No.725880
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>>725879
yeah not on fire anymore
>>725878
and thanks for not putting me out!
No.725881
>>725877
Ha! What a fun mongrel.
>>725876
Can she become more than that, Enkidu?
>>725878
>gods
>gods
And you simply accept it?
>>725879
I am Enkidu's friend, Gilgamesh! I am certain he mentioned me.
>Mmm, she's got strong hips.
>But can she handle one week?
No.725882
>>725879
You're looking nice today, what are you doing?
>>725881
Eh? More? What are y-
>oh
>oh
>wow Enkidu's embarrassed for once
Um...
No.725883
>>725880
I'm sorry?
>no she's not
>>725879
You're telling me.
>>725881
I shouldn't, but I stand little chance against Shao Kahn!
Besides, I heard I should "give him a chance."
No.725884
>>725883
no your not, just for that I'm going to find you a girlfriend not a boyfriend
No.725885
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>>725881
Many times, actually. You're his best friend.
>>725880
You were on fire?
>>725882
I was looking for Kitana, but I think I got more than I bargained for.
Not expecting to run into you today.
>>725883
So how's life with the new family?
Have you tried gouging your clone's eyes out yet?
No.725886
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No.725887
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>>725885
He's my best friend!
>Enk please
I came to help him with "groceries"! But I don't really know what that is. I hope it's a kind of meat!
>um
I wanted to ask of you if you would like to accompany me sometime, walking around is more fun with company!
No.725888
>>725884
Oh no, the only thing worse than that is if you didn't try to find me anything at all!
>>725885
Not at all, actually. I'm getting along with my...sister...very well.
No.725889
>>725888
and I will!
>leaps away
No.725890
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>>725886
How unfortunate.
You seem alright now, though.
>>725887
>Is he...naaaah.
>Naaaaaaah. It's not that way.
Sure, I've got nothing better to do.
>>725888
Wait did you just call her sister?
What's gotten into you? You never ever do that.
Did they hypnotize you again?
No.725891
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>>725882
>I expected nothing, and look at that!
Uahahaha! Should I take that, as a yes?
>>725883
I get the feeling this is not gonna work out.
>>725885
I am glad! He also very spoke fondly of you.
No.725892
>>725890
I am glad!
>there go the tree-horns
>and they're blooming
>Enkidu's pretty easy to read
>>725891
F-friend, what is this feeling? I've never felt it before!
No.725893
No.725894
>>725889
Note to self, reverse psychology does not work.
>>725890
Why must you always assume I'm hypnotized?!
>>725891
Me neither, but I'm not about to get involved.
It's not like he can ruin what's already gone.
No.725895
>>725891
He did...?
>Oh nooooo.
I'm awfully flattered.
>>725892
I can tell.
>He means it in the way I thought he did!
>I have no idea what to do.
>>725894
Wouldn't be the first time. Not even the second time.
Just saying.
No.725896
File: 1452485579927.jpg (286.79 KB, 800x1524, 200:381, 95b2c5dae6464a2fcf0c39fe71….jpg)
>>725892
>never felt it before
>My god it will be more than one week.
Soon you'll understand it, Enkidu. For now, simply enjoy how this feeling develops.
>>725895
You should be! There's no better judge of character than my friend!
>Most of the time
So if he likes you so much, you must be quite great!
>>725894
Don't underestimate one's abilities to make everything worse.
No.725897
>>725895
>:DDDDDDD
>Enk calm down
Eh?
>>725896
I do not understand.
No.725898
>>725896
I'm not underestimating, I'm just hoping he won't make it worse.
>>725895
You're just rubbing it in now.
Shao Kahn had his way with you too, and you know it.
No.725899
>>725896
I was already aware of that, but it's nice to have some confirmation.
But I can tell he must like me a whole lot.
>>725897
Don't worry about it.
>>725898
I'm going to ask you to not say "Shao Kahn had his way with you." ever again.
No.725900
>>725899
How has Earth been for you thus far?
No.725901
>>725900
It's been a treat.
Everything is so varied...
No.725902
>>725901
Isn't it?
The only complaint I have is the lack of forests. People keep cutting them down. They deprive my friends of their homes.
No.725903
>>725902
I agree that it's a shame. There's still plenty if you look, though.
I'm fond of the deserts myself.
No.725904
>>725903
Deserts really dry me out. And the sand chips at my body. But I like the animals there.
No.725906
>>725904
>>725905
They're very peaceful. Hardly anything there, but they're nice to be alone in to just...think about things.
No.725907
>>725906
The Discovery Channel says they're hostile but that's just because humans get dehydrated or bitten or something.
No.725908
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>>725907
Most humans can't take it. Us Edenians have stronger immune systems and such.
We also live a verrrrry long time.
No.725909
File: 1452488686977.gif (99.35 KB, 500x689, 500:689, 4ef25afd130587c79d89a0ff02….gif)
>>725908
Gil and I are over ten thousand years. What about you?
No.725910
>>725909
A little bit over ten thousand, actually.
No.725912
>>725911
Yep, Kitana's around the same age too.
Knew her since we were children.
No.725913
>>725912
I watched over Gilgamesh since he was a child when I was created.
This is sounding very similar.
No.725914
>>725913
Really?
I acted as a bodyguard for the princess.
No.725915
>>725914
I was the only friend of the king, we fought together ever since.
What's that word people use, parallels?
What if you're like me?
No.725916
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>>725915
Made specifically to protect her?
Huh. Might be possible, but I doubt it.
No.725917
>>725916
>
>Enk why did you grow cat ears
No, made to be their friend! Destiny!
No.725918
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>>725917
Ohhhhh!
That could very well be true. I wouldn't doubt it, actually.
>wait where'd those ears come from
No.725919
>>725918
>probably where the tree branch horns come from
>wejustdon'tknow.gif
This feeling, I understand it now! We're two of soul. The same destiny.
No.725920
File: 1452490578881.gif (665.93 KB, 500x282, 250:141, STRONG INDEPENDANT WOMAN W….gif)
>>725919
Are you sure that's what that feeling is?
>Oh dear.
No.725921
So I just light this flag on fire and...
No.725922
File: 1452490714955.png (556.54 KB, 810x527, 810:527, dd1738dc188047e6625fde783d….png)
>>725920
Solidarity! It's always nice to meet someone like you.
>
I think. What else would it be? I'm not good at understanding feelings I've never felt before.
No.725923
>>725921
>glow
>Les enfants disent que les gens sont accrochés parfois pour dire la vérité
>Êtes-vous mon maître?
No.725924
>>725923
>looking at google translate
Oui.
No.725925
>>725922
It's the feeling of looooiiiiiking someone a lot.
No.725926
>>725925
Loiking?
Gil, what's loik-where'd he go?
>blink
Where did the blue one go?
No.725927
>>725924
>Si je ne suis pas, que Dieu m'a mis là; et si je suis, Dieu peut donc me garder.
>FWOOSH
Hello my baby! Hello my honey!
Hello my ragtime gaaaaaaaaaaaaal!
No.725928
>>725927
So what was that about making my death painless?
So you do like me.
No.725929
File: 1452491152104.jpg (141.55 KB, 800x1199, 800:1199, mortal_kombat__jade_by_mag….jpg)
>>725926
It looks like they left.
Well that sucks.
No.725930
It was nice of you to come with me today.
>You always say that.
It's always nice to have the company.
>Jeez...
Besides, don't you want to know what I'm spending your money on?
>Launcher!
It's not Launcher anymore.
>Huh?
Never mind.
No.725931
>>725929
But what about the groceries...
No.725932
>>725928
Well I would've but then you sprung Long, Tall, and Blonde on me and I kind of got horribly vaporized. Made the stake look like a walk in the park!
Kinda funny asking that when you're the one who went to all this trouble for an old heretic, uhu.
No.725933
>>725930
Your Master reminds me of mine.
No.725934
File: 1452491727701.jpg (115.32 KB, 700x554, 350:277, 8785677c7055bca09a6f024002….jpg)
>>725933
I thought the same thing.
>K-Laun...what do I even call you?
Lancer.
>But you're not a Lancer, Brahmastra is a beam weapon and is used primarily enough along with the spear to have you be considered a special cla-
>Karna just slowly puts a hand over her mouth
Are you wearing gloves?
No.725935
>>725932
Y'know if you didn't show up you wouldn't have met your maker.
>
Arthur's a holy king-knight. I'm a witch who studies the science and art of summoning demons, among pretty much anything else that catches my eye.
The conflict in interests is unreal. S'why I liked you around, you actually helped instead of judging.
No.725936
>>725931
Maybe another time?
No.725937
>>725934
>looking down at his hands
I tried to but they don't fit.
No.725938
>>725936
What should we do now?
No.725939
>>725938
That's a good question...
Hmm.
Got any ideas?
No.725940
>>725935
Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match!
Don't kid yourself, honey, you're not some pushover when it comes to this voodoo hoodoo, why not just kick the square to the curb?
No.725941
File: 1452491994155.jpg (121.87 KB, 486x600, 81:100, 7f94949fda5cda59b9740533af….jpg)
>>725940
Because I love him.
No.725942
>>725937
>Lancer!
...I'm sorry. That was wrong of me.
>Just...uh...
>Who's your friend?
Saber. We fought together in the war before ours.
>He's just as pretty as y-I m-mean
I know.
No.725943
>>725939
>asking Enk what to do
>?
>??????
I... I don't know, usually Gil has things for us to do. I just follow him.
No.725944
>>725942
>uh
My name is Siegfried.
It's nice to meet you, Karna's Master.
No.725945
File: 1452492232194.png (1.03 MB, 1024x1347, 1024:1347, jade_mortal_kombat_by_alya….png)
>>725943
You never really do things on your own?
No.725946
>>725941
Awwww, don't that just warm the heart.
So you want the pure girlyman to treat you like the princess, but you want somebody around for dirty time too, huh.
Greedy, greedy.
But y'know, getting triple-crossed and then violently exploded didn't leave a real good taste in my mouth.
No.725947
File: 1452492287470.jpg (597.61 KB, 900x863, 900:863, tumblr_nx4ba4YcsR1rfgwm5o3….jpg)
>>725945
I like to walk around in the woods barefoot, the animals treat me like one of their own.
>
Because I am.
No.725948
>>725944
I didn't know if you didn't want to be called that.
>H...H-haaa...
Jinako.
>Yes! Present!
Aren't you going to say hello?
>Don't rush me, Lancer. Honestly...
She's shy.
No.725949
>>725946
To be fair you double-crossed. I just reacted accordingly.
>honk
Besides. A good friend of mine said that people should take what they want.
You gonna stop me?
No.725950
>>725947
Ever think about getting a hobby?
No.725951
>>725948
I have nothing to hide. We're not fighting.
>uh
Maybe this will help.
>glasses: yes
No.725952
File: 1452492467351.png (224.23 KB, 477x620, 477:620, d1be885b9e8f19ebcc99aa14e3….png)
No.725953
>>725952
Now we're getting somewhere!
No.725954
>>725949
And you should've seen the look on your face!
I mean, it was the exact same as the one you got now, only the eyebrows were up a little mo-you just had to be there.
>boing
>ufu
Hell no, I've got friends in high places that still need setting straight. Come on baby, let Jeanne light your fire.
No.725955
>>725951
>[audible ear-steam noises]
That might have been a mistake.
>Ooohh...
>faintan chubmaster
>and caught
>You and him...f-fought?
Yes. Are you alright?
>...Guhuhuhuh
That's not good.
No.725956
>>725954
So that little brat really ignored these, huh.
>squeeze
Bet all she used are those dumb shadow tentacles.
No.725957
File: 1452492790812.png (83.56 KB, 574x558, 287:279, 4d7f1b43f9ba8d69bb7c10d603….png)
>>725953
Yeah? You're strong, right?
>Jade no
>the last time he and Gil fought they literally blew Earth up
>seven times
No.725958
>>725955
>
>Siggy why are you so charming
She should meet Master.
No.725959
>>725957
Hahah yeeeaaah but you're on a whole other level.
I can take a beating, but...I don't think I could take that much of a beating.
No.725960
File: 1452493088326.jpg (547.46 KB, 900x902, 450:451, tumblr_nx4ba4YcsR1rfgwm5o4….jpg)
>>725959
I'm only allowed to fight Gil. He's the only one who can survive.
I don't like accidentally killing people.
No.725961
>>725956
If you like 'em so much, why don't you marry 'em?
Or at least get a closer look
>pomf
Shadow? Nah, they're made out of uh, what's-it-called...Grail mud!
I tell you though, she could have stood to learn to use those things a little more liberally.
No.725962
No.725963
>>725961
No imagination, that one.
So, wanna cook up abstract horrors-
>blatantly staring
...
>pinch
No.725964
File: 1452493372992.jpg (98.1 KB, 800x1398, 400:699, jade-MK-Mortal-Kombat-game….jpg)
>>725960
I could come back, but...I wasn't planning on dying today.
No.725965
>>725964
We could fight together but I don't know anyone who would be able to handle that.
No.725966
>>725958
We're not done shopping yet.
>Huuuuuhuhuhuh...'
>
I'm sorry for her behavior.
No.725967
>>725965
>pondering
Nobody, that's who!
No.725968
>>725966
Master's always like that too. It's okay.
>uh
>pocket candy
>puts it in Karna's hand
It helps.
No.725969
>>725963
Now you're speaking my language.
>ahn
And fondling it too!
>head: meet Jeanne bitties
I have some upgrades to those tentacles in mind. I'm thinking more of an octopus flavor, maybe in a dark blue.
No.725970
File: 1452493689853.png (227.04 KB, 311x358, 311:358, tumblr_static_19ax17dauny8….png)
>>725967
Maybe if I hold back...
No.725971
>>725969
>jeez
Suckers, huh. I'll do you one better. There's one I use to extract succubus milk for rituals, works fine on any pair.
No.725972
>>725968
>Jinako's eyes are spinning
Look, Master, Siegfried's given us some candy.
>Pocky game...?
No.
>Then gimme
>[eating noises]
They're almost the same.
No.725973
>>725970
I'd suggest that. I'd like to get in a finishing blow at least once.
No.725974
File: 1452494087223.gif (213.25 KB, 500x545, 100:109, tumblr_nxr2tnFoxv1ssg673o2….gif)
>>725971
You had me at stimulation!
So whaddo I gotta do, you have succubus handy?
No.725975
>>725972
>jeez
They'd be fast friends.
No.725976
File: 1452494168528.jpg (126.69 KB, 600x839, 600:839, 353d661a38ce23faeb4030af1e….jpg)
No.725978
>>725975
It'd be good for her to get outside more...
>
>still delirious
No.725979
No.725980
File: 1452494523818.jpg (518.07 KB, 777x1000, 777:1000, 5a3cda44bac38aa07c7bc9f184….jpg)
>>725976
Flattery is a sin, y'know.
So keep it coming.
>pocky: munched
No.725981
>>725977
Only question is...what's there to fight?
No.725982
>>725978
Master doesn't get out much either. She only stays around Saber or Rider.
No.725983
>>725981
We'll go on an adventure, those always have stuff!
No.725984
>>725980
Welcome home, Jeanne.
No.725985
>>725983
Adventure! Of course!
But what's there to explore?
No.725986
>>725982
That's more that can be said for her.
>
But she has a good heart.
We can skip the extra soda we still need to buy, she'll appreciate the surprise.
>I think
Do you like my new clothes?
No.725987
File: 1452494936259.jpg (125.14 KB, 850x1110, 85:111, sample-eaef2f638bb15b141eb….jpg)
>>725984
Home is, as they say, where the old heart is.
Hey, so the man with the glowy death sword isn't gonna narc, is he?
No.725988
>>725986
It's nice. We blend in now.
No.725989
File: 1452494989791.png (402.3 KB, 582x692, 291:346, kanno_fumi_render_by_cyan0….png)
>>725987
You're not Manaka, so I'll make him deal with it.
I don't have a lot of people I care to be around.
No.725990
>>725984
>>725987
>leans in, milkshake in hand
...
...
No.725991
>>725985
Uh...
>thinking
>tfw emptyheaded
>points north
That way!
No.725992
>>725991
See that? You're already making your own decisions.
Let's venture forth!
>now heading: north
No.725993
>>725988
Is that your suit?
>
I like it more.
Should we go?
No.725994
>>725989
Well butter my toast and call me breakfast!
You're smitten, aren't you you little weirdo.
>>725990
>finger wave
No.725995
>>725993
People kept staring at my chest's glowing part. So I had to hide it.
>uh
Yes. Where are you going?
No.725996
>>725990
>tuuurn
>hands still on tats
That's not cow milk in there.
>>725994
Well you are the ideal lab partner for my venue in magecraft.
>ahem
No milking Arthur or Siegfried unless I say it's okay.
No.725998
>>725997
It's a start. You'll get used to it.
No.725999
>>725995
To be fair, it's pretty noticeable.
>uh
CVS for the cheapest soda, and then Gamestop.
And then wherever your Master is, I suppose.
No.726000
File: 1452495713108.jpg (178.05 KB, 430x682, 215:341, tumblr_nydrljg2TO1sj6shmo4….jpg)
>>725999
It's true.
>
I need to pick Master something from Gamestop up too.
No.726001
>>725994
>
>>725996
>siiiiiiiiiiip-p-p-p-p-p-
>
Pardon?
No.726002
>>725998
This is strange, but I like it!
No.726003
File: 1452495868766.jpg (76.22 KB, 735x1086, 245:362, 14725_CPZecu9Fud_mortal_ko….jpg)
>>726002
I was hoping you would. Can't always rely on others, that just won't do.
No.726004
>>725996
Awwwwwwwwwwwww!
>licking her lips
Summoning a dragon witch for dragon witchy things, it's like poetry!
I think you're a good sport too, Master. And not just because you're even remotely satisfying in the downstairs department.
>>726001
Hi there, blondie! Miss me?
No.726005
>>726001
>just kinda
>cups one of her own meatsacks
>eyebrow raised
>>726004
Learned from the best tutors: the internet and my studies.
>ahem
No.726006
>>726000
Maybe she really will make a friend...
>
>this pleases the Hero of Justice
Master is a fan of grand strategy games and the like, she's ranked first in the world for that...league game. I'm very proud.
No.726007
>>726006
>!
Master knows her.
No.726008
>>726004
I'm sorry, I've suddenly come down with a horrible case of deja vu and depression all at the same time.
>>726005
>[glass-breaking]
>flustered: yes
You...
No.726009
>>726007
That's even better, she's always happy to meet a fan.
>sluggish noises of dissent
You aren't? But you check your fanpage so many times a day...
>shut...up...
No.726010
>>726009
>
She'll want your autograph.
No.726011
>>726003
We should find something eventually.
No.726012
>>726011
If not then this was still pretty fun.
No.726013
>>726005
Then we've got so much catching up to do!
I mean can you believe my hymen hasn't even broken yet? What's the deal with that?
>!
Ohohoho, I knew there was a reason I liked you.
>>726008
Bite the bullet, prettyboy. Jeanne's back!
No.726014
>>726010
>and there's chubmaster springing to attention
A-Autograph? Me?!
No.726015
>>726008
>
Yours. Impossible, right.
>>726013
...Hot. Let's fix that.
No.726016
>>726012
Walking is nice. Gil doesn't like it very much though.
No.726017
File: 1452496928574.jpg (337.32 KB, 900x1165, 180:233, jade_mortal_kombat_by_ahma….jpg)
No.726018
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>>726014
Yes.
>
That's when you write your name on something, right.
No.726019
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>>726013
I give it two weeks.
>>726015
>um
>um
>U M
...Good one! Well done!
Waiting until I was emotionally traumatized before springing your joke, I've taught you well.
>gulp
Or is this all a horrible misunderstanding.
No.726020
>>726017
He says it's tiresome, so he floats.
I like feeling the earth under my feet. The planet's life sustains me.
No.726021
>>726020
If I could float, then I'd do it.
But I can't, so walking suits me just fine.
No.726022
>>726015
But that won't work, we're two girls-pffft I couldn't keep a straight face!
>>726019
Papa's got a brand new bag!
No.726023
>>726019
>
>squeeze
>drip
Did you not want this, I can fix it if it's a problem.
I actually wasn't planning and forgot it wasn't a safe day, so...
>>726022
>eyebrow waggle
Take this dried tentacle and put it on the altar in the back, I'll get to work on the ritual soon.
No.726024
>>726018
Yeah...right...
>You're doing it again.
Doing what?
>You know what
But what if it's not good? I haven't had to write anything in months, do we even have pens?
>We have pens
No.726025
>>726021
How do you feel about wolves?
No.726026
>>726022
>help
>I fucked up Mordred now what aaaaa
Can it be a vomit bag.
>>726023
Knowing you, "this" could mean your new twin faucets as much as the...cause for them.
>this isn't vanilla
...Permission to think about it? The new technological and medicinal advances aside, we're both still recuperating from what happened literally yesterday.
>
Do...you want this?
No.726027
File: 1452497974769.gif (213.25 KB, 500x545, 100:109, tumblr_nxr2tnFoxv1ssg673o2….gif)
>>726023
Caaaaaaaaaaan do!
>snatch
>>726026
Ha!
>skips off
No.726029
>>726024
We have stuff to b-
>shrrrip
...Darn.
>dang wings
>dang horns
>guh
I need sturdier clothing.
No.726031
>>726026
This has kind of been brewing since long before yesterday.
>guh
Yeah. There's still time to end it.
You got 72 hours to decide.
>>726027
Phew...
No.726032
File: 1452498282165.jpg (291.92 KB, 500x612, 125:153, 1dfc584d7da79b9c0e567f7d8e….jpg)
>>726029
>ohjeezohgod
Karna! You didn't tell me it'd be like...this.
>silence
>[muffled Karna laughter]
That doesn't uh, go any deeper, does it.
>digging the shopping bags
>emergency chips deployed
No.726033
>>726030
Love 'em. Except when I'm trying to sleep.
No.726034
>>726032
>my friend is laughing
>what did I do wrong
Um...
>draping his wings over his waist
No.726035
File: 1452498524435.jpg (212.81 KB, 732x678, 122:113, 4c67b9e856eee84111f43b0f77….jpg)
>>726031
>o-oh
The only part that matters is that I heard an affirmative to my question.
It wouldn't be the kingly or knightly thing to run from responsibility.
>
However it doesn't help me being really really really nervous.
No.726036
>>726034
>WAIT WHAT
>oh man that butt
>I could write fanfic about that butt
No.726037
>>726033
Sometimes they nest on my head.
No.726038
There is a disturbance in the Force.
No.726039
>>726036
>guh
If I put my armor I'll get stared at, but if I don't, I'll get stared at.
No.726040
>>726035
I'm not ready for this at all.
In my own self-evaluation, my character is absolutely unsuited for motherhood.
No.726041
File: 1452498793782.jpg (141.55 KB, 800x1199, 800:1199, mortal_kombat__jade_by_mag….jpg)
>>726037
Like right now?
>there're boids on his head
No.726042
>>726039
>...
>...
>...
C-Can you put some clothes on now!?
It's the middle of the street!
No.726043
>>726041
Yes. Like right now.
Aren't they cute?
No.726044
>>726042
>
This is all Master packed me with.
No.726045
File: 1452499248995.png (453.33 KB, 533x1029, 533:1029, 4e4407d91fe4fd71cdbb3216cd….png)
Something feels wrong. I need to beat up dad. Right now.
>hefts Clarent
>ahem
AAAAASSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>charges through a wall
No.726046
>>726040
And the most experience I have as a real father is when I was king.
You can tell how well that went.
>Mordred why do you forget I exist I tried so hard
No.726048
>>726044
>[faints audibly]
So much for that.
No.726049
File: 1452499364032.jpg (286.31 KB, 557x800, 557:800, jade___mortal_kombat_by_da….jpg)
No.726050
File: 1452499441341.jpg (360.71 KB, 570x807, 190:269, 3e9caab1e640d8ec4f1925b50f….jpg)
>>726048
...Should I use my armor?
>
I'm sorry.
No.726051
>>726049
>
Great!
I can't feel anything big enough to fight. My Presence Detection feels stuff like that.
No.726052
>>726045
>ears prick up
How is my Luck B again?
>>726047
So it would seem.
But let's not be too hard on ourselves, I'm sure it could be worse.
>distant cosmic fates laughing
...At least it's not Camlann.
No.726053
File: 1452499580469.png (118.43 KB, 500x511, 500:511, tumblr_m6vs4mYP2a1rpznqgo1….png)
>>726052
Why. Why would you go and tempt it?
>
Arthur. What do your king ears hear.
No.726054
>>726050
It's fine, we'll come visit some other time.
>tucks Jinako into his flames
>
Do you want to go to the arcade?
No.726055
>>726054
Yes.
...Do you think they'll let us back in after we broke the Whack-A-Mole.
No.726056
>>726051
Well we don't have to fight anything I guess.
No.726057
>>726056
Have you ever flown before?
No.726058
>>726053
I've been told by certain people that I'm a glutton for punishment, usually accompanied by swords or whips. Or something to do with an inability to shut up.
>
Trouble.
No.726059
>>726058
How good is "trouble" at breaching bounded fields.
No.726060
>>726055
I told you using Balmung was cheating.
We'll need disguises .
No.726061
>>726057
I can't say I have, unfortunately.
No.726062
File: 1452500089222.jpg (85.32 KB, 1000x924, 250:231, Enkidu.(Fate.strange.fake)….jpg)
>>726061
>wings: yes
Want to? It's fun!
No.726063
>>726060
I don't have a disguise.
No.726064
>>726059
Potentially justified trouble?
That's not something I feel comfortable thinking about.
>
Never mind, it was just a duck.
No.726065
>>726062
I don't see why not.
No.726066
>>726064
...Right.
>ahem
So we're not... backing down from this?
No.726067
File: 1452500254638.png (209.45 KB, 825x623, 825:623, b2a34fff4c939f954adb1018bc….png)
>>726063
>
I'll be Arjuna.
>ahem
"You thought it was an untouchable, but it was me, the Blessed Hero."
No.726068
File: 1452500300375.jpg (409.25 KB, 1189x1200, 1189:1200, how the mudbae stole Chris….jpg)
>>726065
Yay!
>nab
>and
>leaping like Hulk to take off
No.726071
>>726069
Why would I do that?
No.726072
File: 1452500554646.png (577.81 KB, 856x470, 428:235, 55f05090ab6e093a0feeb911df….png)
>>726066
Frankly there might have been one other time I was this scared in my life, if there even was one.
>oh man the boar
>and going to France
>good times
...No, I don't think we are. I would be careful of hotheaded barely dressed daughters aiming for your stomach, though.
>arms open
No.726073
>>726071
I know you wouldn't, but I'm just saying...don't.
No.726074
File: 1452500621885.jpg (197.26 KB, 850x984, 425:492, sample-0a5bbc05d66b48f29d2….jpg)
>>726070
>shrug
Do you have a better idea?
No.726075
>>726072
>
>welcome to Kanno's version of a hug
...Guh
No.726076
>>726073
Okay!
>just kinda aimlessly circling like a giant buzzard
No.726077
File: 1452500780070.jpg (360.71 KB, 570x807, 190:269, 3e9caab1e640d8ec4f1925b50f….jpg)
>>726074
>...
Rock Paper Scissors?
No.726078
File: 1452500835543.jpg (196.31 KB, 800x586, 400:293, e48ac479fea42acc9e2ec1cc07….jpg)
>>726075
>she's only three inches shorter than me how is she so small
>and when did she get in my lap
>
What was it, "whimsical and light" is what we were looking forward to after yesterday?
No.726079
>>726076
This is nice.
Though,I think I'm getting dizzy...
No.726080
>>726077
Deal.
>ready
>set
>throw
No.726081
>>726078
>m a g i c
And here we are.
>uh
Okay. How's this. We go to an amusement park tomorrow.
No.726082
>>726079
Did you know birds can't get dizzy?
>descending
No.726083
>>726080
>ROCKU
I always choose rock.
>
Why did I say that.
No.726084
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>>726082
I would hope not. If they started throwing up from the sky that'd make going outside much worse.
No.726085
>>726084
Geese do that. But geese are jerks.
No.726086
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>>726081
Now that's out of step for you, I'm proud.
It's been so long since I've been anywhere near a fair, I think the last time was with Shirou.
All the cotton candy, and the pretzels, and chili dogs, and soda, and traditional food, and rice, and...
>mmm, fair food
>squeeze
No.726087
>>726083
Oh, I chose laser.
>
No.726088
>>726087
>beamu'd
>suddenly in a suit
...Huh.
No.726089
>>726085
You mean those aggressive birds at the park?
Yeah they are.
No.726090
>>726086
I've never been to one.
>squeezed
>
No.726091
>>726089
Swans too. I don't get it.
Ducks are okay though.
No.726092
>>726088
>!
Hmm...
Hold still.
>
No.726094
>>726091
Well...maybe...actually I have no idea why they'd be assholes like that.
No.726095
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>>726090
>prospect of fair food>prospect of fatherhood
>Sabers, everyone
Oh they're terrific, and not just the food.
The fair culture is entirely different than anything you've ever seen before, it's like they speak another language for one. The rides are honorable challenges to anyone who visits, and there are even animal shows and the like-
My hands are wet.
No.726096
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>>726094
They were created to be mean...
No.726097
>>726093
So this is what it does to good things...
>
No.726099
>>726095
They're sensitive, Saber.
No.726100
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>>726098
We'll ask Gil!
Gi-oh right he's not here.
No.726101
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>>726099
>still in carnival food fantasy
>
>
>
Oh.
No.726103
>>726100
Hrm.
I guess we just won't know.
No.726104
>>726101
Do something about it.
>
Please.
No.726105
>>726102
We're getting close.
Maybe you have to think it.
Try thinking more..."disguise"
No.726106
>>726104
>
You are just...not making this easy.
>deep breaths
>squeeze
>and down
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No.726107
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No.726108
>>726106
>shuddering sigh
Yess...
No.726109
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>>726107
It'll work.
>nodnod
>
We need a cool ride.
All the kids in the movies have cool cars they go to arcades in.
No.726110
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>>726109
What about your chariot.
No.726111
>>726108
...gkkt.
>udder milking in progress
>wait
This is just staining your dress.
No.726112
>>726111
I'll get another from the closet.
>
No.726113
>>726110
...
>
I don't remember.
No.726114
>>726113
We have to wait for Rider then.
No.726115
>>726112
That's what I get for forgetting you really are just something else.
>oh god when does it stop
>it's like the goats back at mom's castle
>better times
No.726116
>>726114
Oh.
>curb: sat on
Do you ever wonder why we're here?
No.726117
>>726115
So what did you think I was.
>it's dying down
...That shouldn't be a normal human amount of lactation.
I blame Avalon or the ghost that's growing.
No.726118
>>726116
>flop
>
I used to. But reuniting with Byrnhild and talking to you gives me purpose enough.
No.726119
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>>726117
A piece of work, I could understand the confusion though.
>gleam
Blaming my scabbard for everything is a bad habit, you know.
But so is using excess body fluids for experiments, like I know you're thinking right now.
No.726120
>>726119
I'm not gonna let it rot on the floor, may as well use it. Waste not want not.
...
>honk
Ahn...
No.726121
>>726118
No no, I meant here.
Here on this sidewalk.
>passerby laughing at the two weirdos
>GO BACK TO SAN FRANCISCO, FAGGOTS
No.726122
>>726120
>uh
I could always volunteer to get you a cup.
Maybe a bowl or something.
I'm not too familiar with the process, but isn't that supposed to happen after the birth?
No.726123
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>>726121
>blink
We're waiting for Rider.
>
What's a faggot?
No.726124
>>726122
Your sheathe accelerated growth and regeneration by an incalculable amount, Arthur.
>
Oh god if this blows over in a day or less I'm going to scream.
No.726125
>>726123
Just making conversation.
>laser space prepped
I think it's derivational.
...No, derogatory.
No.726126
>>726125
That sounds unjust.
No.726127
>>726124
Then it's a wonder it hasn't made you taller.
>b-badum tiss
...What exactly is supposed to blow over.
No.726128
>>726126
We should fix it.
No.726129
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>>726127
Aren't you supposed to be 6'6''?
>grrr
>honk goes seibacrotch
I don't know.
No.726131
>>726129
Now that's just a low blow.
>oh see I think I know what's going on here
...Remember when I said to not blame my scabbard.
I'm blaming my scabbard right now.
No.726133
>>726131
>shluck
Mmn...
>she ain't listening
No.726136
>>726134
Our next step will be opening a law firm.
>nodnod
>polevaultan down the street
No.726138
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>>726136
That sounds fun.
>flyan after the broski
No.726142
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>>726141
I'm not good at... displaying affection.
All I can do is this.
No.726143
>>726142
No. It's all you've chosen to do.
But there's something to be said for practice.
>smek
You're doing perfectly.
No.726144
>>726143
>
Guh... a witch in love with a dead man.
What to say about this.
No.726145
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>>726144
What's all this about calling yourself witch, recently? Last I heard you were a scientist in love with a dead man.
There's a saying that's popular with we Celts.
"Two never kindled a fire but it lit between them."
Funny how the most famous sayings never seem to care about specifying, hm?
No.726146
>>726145
Science is my job, witchcraft's my hobby.
>
Jeez...
No.726147
>>726146
Speaking of jobs, I'm glad your new lab assistant isn't with us right now.
We'll talk about that later.
>cheek: pinched
No.726148
>>726147
Nothing to discuss.
>speed: up
No.726149
>>726148
And you're...nngh...sure about that?
>massaging the mams again
>squish squish
No.726150
>>726149
She's summoned by contract... unf--with me.
No more double cross.
No.726151
>>726150
N...Not entirely what I meant.
>oh well
No.726152
>>726151
So we do have things to--oh god yes...
No.726153
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>>726152
>rrrrr
Nhg.
>roughness: +15
It's...
No.726154
>>726153
>
>ohgodohjeezohgodohjeezohman
gkkkt
No.726155
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No.726156
>>726155
Guh...
>...
>Avalon regeneration
So what were you saying?
>slow grind
No.726157
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>>726156
>ahhhh-whoa wait tight too tight
Ah, I'm afraid I've forgotten.
>grin
Curse you.
No.726158
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>>726157
What a shame.
>grind: even slower
No.726159
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>>726158
>aaaaaAAAAA
You're sure about the er, results, right?
>twitching
No.726160
>>726159
I've limited myself to you. There's really no other option.
>
I brought Jeanne back because she'd be ecstatic to help me further my research into demon summoning.
No.726161
>>726160
>>
And I believe you.
I meant more the fact it happened at all, though I appreciate the benefit of the doubt that it's mine.
>...
I'm not sharing a bathroom with her.
No.726162
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>>726161
My bedroom has a bathroom.
>
What's the face for.
>grind: deep and slow
>s u f f e r f o r m e
No.726163
>>726162
A mistake in hindsigh-
>ggkkkt
>pushing up
Never mind.
No.726164
>>726163
>
Is it weird to marry a ghost?
...Actually legally and religiously it's not possible. Whatever.
>arms around Arty
>press
No.726165
>>726164
Not that we haven't tried at all.
Look at it this way, imagine how strange it is for me to marry a living person.
>press accepted
>split
>
>teeth chattering
No.726166
>>726165
ggnn-You...
>sinks into Saber
We're the absolute most dysfunctional pair and I love every nanosecond of it.
No.726167
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>>726166
I don't think I can add much more to that, it's already complete.
And yet I can't help but contribute anyway.
>
You expressed your emotion just fine if you ask me.
>face cupped
It gives me hope for myself to see you like this, I don't think I could love you more.
No.726168
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>>726167
Yeah, well... not like you can just rail me all the time to keep me in a nice mood.
Lancer's terrified of my smile. It's hilarious.
No.726169
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>>726168
Was that not already part of the plan?
>
Both things, now that I think about it.
No.726170
>>726169
>draping pantsu on his head like a crown
Not really. Lancer's just scared of it for some reason.
I'll do my best to not overdo it.
No.726171
>>726170
If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were trying to make even more friends.
>oh my god these are so wet
Or is this smell just making me dizzy.
>peels it up
To be fair, seeing it makes my heart flutter in certain ways too.
No.726172
>>726171
I have you. I have Rider.
>
I guess Lancer isn't all bad, even if he reeks of booze, cigarettes and wet dog nonstop.
>
He called me a cold bitch, can you believe that? I haven't been a cold bitch in weeks!
No.726173
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>>726172
Remind me to update the counter when we get home.
>patpat
My little wife is finally growing a conscience.
The first lesson is that first impressions are the most important. Labeling everyone in the room a complete idiot your first visit here isn't going to help much.
But I believe in you. Besides, you could do a lot worse than those two.
No.726174
>>726173
Everyone's an idiot until proven otherwise.
>lightly bops his forehead
Idiot.
>
Eh?
>...
I still want to throttle Tohsaka.
No.726175
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>>726174
I'd hate to use the "you have more in common than you think" tactic again on pain of repercussion, but even cliches have some basis in truth, don't they?
>bonked
I'll hold you to it to let me know the second I stop being an idiot, thank you.
>
Shall we?
No.726176
>>726175
We're going somewhere?
>blink
Saber we're already home.
No.726177
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>>726176
>...
>don't let her know you went mindless for a second there
True.
But we're not in the bedroom yet.
>nailed it
No.726178
>>726177
>
Take me, my king.
No.726179
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>>726178
A promotion?
>weeee
No.726180
>well they're good enough to put a sign on the door.
>looks like I will have to make the Valentine specials early