No.726181
>And here it goes, here it goes again
No.726182
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No.726183
>distant AAAAARRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.726185
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>>726184
Aaaaaarrr.....sssaaaaa...
>thump on the wall
>...
>an exhausted and sweaty Mordred tumbles through the door
Arrrr...
>puff
>pant
thur...
No.726186
>>726185
>blatant staring
We heard you all the way at my apartment, what the hell's wrong.
He's asleep anyways.
No.726188
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No.726189
>>726186
I dunno...
>puff
I just-
>plonks on a seat
-let me catch my breath.
>...
I dunno, I just felt like I really needed to beat the shit outta him.
>>726187
>wait a second
>looks at Kanno
>looks at Revy
Get outta here you fucking cow!
No.726191
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>>726189
>
Take a pocky, it'll make you less bitchy.
>just kinda nestling into one of the meeting room chairs
No.726193
>>726188
Those what I think they are?
>>726189
>u wot
>acceptable taste, at least
What the fuck...
YOU WANNA DIE, YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>726190
THE FUCK'RE YOU LOOKIN' AT
No.726194
>>726193
I'm looking at a nearly naked woman screaming.
No.726195
>>726193
Depends on what you think they are.
>shufflan through files
Surveillance images.
>
Don't fight the big hair dude he'll fucking annihilate you.
No.726196
>>726191
>nom
>wiggling the non-chocolate bit around her mouth like a cig
For real though, something's gotta have happened, I don't feel the urge to beat dad up out of nowhere.
Much.
>>726192
HOLYSHITFUCKINGZOMBIES!
>>726193
>TITTYCOWS EVERYWHERE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON!
No.726197
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>>726196
You're Mordred, aren't you. That in and of itself explains why, for the most part.
>om
>...do I tell her
>she's technically family now
...You're also about to be a big sister.
No.726198
>>726194
...
>muttering
>shirt on
How's that, your highness?
>>726195
Life doesn't get any easier from being a little bitch about it, Jay.
>snort
Surveillance of what? Shower shots of your ginger friend?
>>726196
>hwat
I ALREADY PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON, THE FUCK ARE YOU
>wait
AND DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU FUCKIN' KID!
No.726199
>>726198
Fine? I don't care? Wear whatever the hell you want.
No.726200
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>>726197
>munches up the pocky calmly
Hm.
>>726198
EAT SHIT I'M NOT ABOUT TO TAKE SHIT FROM A FATASS LIKE YOU!
No.726201
>>726196
>muffled cheer
>drops flat on his face
No.726202
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>>726198
Big. Meaty. Energy beams.
Thought you hated that Superman shit.
>lowers the folder
>incredulous expression
Next heist. Planning it out. Two-Face's goons're gonna be there. I want that cash, but I also want Dent's men very very dead in a cost-efficient but still really fun way.
No.726203
>>726199
Nice bandanna.
Dweeb.
>>726200
>first I'm starved
>now I'm fat
>these people need to make up their minds
YOU GODDAMN TWERP, I'LL SHOW YA WHO'S A FATASS!
>
>>726202
Keep talkin'! Beating the shit out of a middle schooler over here!
>turns back
So ya do do shit other than walk around looking like a smug cunt, huh.
No.726204
>>726200
That went... better than expected.
No.726205
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>>726203
You didn't think I'd just blow a door open and march in shooting people willy-nilly, right?
There's a method to the madness, I swear.
No.726206
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>>726203
Thanks. I pulled it off of my closest comrade as he died in my arms.
No.726207
>>726201
Dang, you look messed up.
>PSI Lifeup
>git healed lil nig
No.726208
>Reading
>DID SOMEONE SAY MORDRED!
>BLOOD! SUMMON ME SO THAT I MAY VIOLENTLY GREET THE BETRAYER!
...I'm trying to read...
No.726209
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>>726205
Yeah, yeah, you're a fuckin' genius. Old news.
All I care about is if I get to join in on this little shindig.
And scraping this little fucking kid!
>>726206
Sounds like some video game shit!
No.726210
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>>726201
Holy shit no one told me about zombies here.
>pulls out her handy corpse-poking stick
>pokepoke
>>726203
>face status: socked
>flinch: no
What the fuck, your fist has to be made out of fat too or something!
>MIDGET POWERUP
>↓↘︎→ 👊
>SHORYUUKEN
>>726204
>you can almost see the aura of RAGE
>it's not a firey red
>it's a cold blue
Hey, if you see dad let him know something. Ask him WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS HE THINKING HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS HE GONNA FUCK UP THAT KID TOO GODDAMN I HATE BABIES HE BETTER NOT RUIN THIS ONE FUCK YOU GUYS DON'T FUCK THIS UP.
No.726211
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>>726209
Roy's the genius. I'm just smart.
>
If you want in, you can carry the C4. We're gonna blow up specific spots to spook the hell out of'em, make their aim shaky and nerves wracked.
Easier to handle, less chance of eating lead.
No.726212
>>726210
>
There we go. That's the reaction I was expecting.
Hey. You're gonna be a big sis. Act like it when the time comes, huh. This family's dysfunctional enough.
No.726213
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>>726209
Video games are for dipshits that don't know how to fight
No.726214
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>>726207
Drunk people and power tools don't mix...
>shakes his head
How're you?
>>726210
Is that a twig, or are you just happy to see me?
>ow
>ow
>ow
>oh god please stop that's my eye
No.726215
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>>726212
I'm gonna choke the shit out of the both of you if either of you fuck up.
>spits on the ground
So what's it gonna be? The name?
>>726214
>puts away her sword
I dunno, I always dreamed of cutting down zombies like in a zombie movie, but you don't seem like a "braaaaaains" kind of guy.
No.726216
>>726214
I'm okay. I'm always okay.
You're still hanging in there, right? No giving up.
No.726217
>>726210
Why I oughtta-!
>MIDGET PAWNCHED
>flat on her back
...gkkkt.
>struggles back to her feet
Then this won't hurt at all, skanky whore!
>ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
>>726211
Carry the-
Kinda busy here, Jay! Make it more enticing! Sell me the damn job!
>>726213
Now we're talking!
No.726218
>THE LITTLE BLOND ONE BLOOD!
>THE ONE WITH NO TITS!
>SHE IS THAT TURD MORDRED!
>IF YOU WON'T SUMMON ME, AT LEAST THROW ONE OF THESE HEAVY BOOKS AT HER HEAD!
Please, she isn't the same Mordred that attempted to kill us. We should monitor and plan accordingly.
>Blood, you ignorant slut
No.726219
>
Y'know, I really can't remember why I decided to stop carrying these.
>Nunchucks? Seriously? What are you, a fuckin' Ninja Turtle?
No.726220
Ladies and gentlemen would any of you like a drink?
No.726221
>>726215
>sheesh
We don't know the gender yet. I only let Arthur know last night.
>
Oi. Quit pounding on that woman, you know how unfair it is. Where's the challenge?
Also we're taking you to an amusement park, Arthur and I. Try not to blow the rides up.
No.726222
>>726217
>uh
You're not just carrying C4. Shoot whoever you want, I don't give a fuck. Just make sure the charges are in place.
No.726223
>>726217
>watching the fight
Get more body blows in.
No.726224
>>726217
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SKANK, SKANK?!
>C-C-CROSSU COUNTAAAAAHHH
>>726218
>looks over from the cross counter
Someone said Mordred.
>>726221
>!!!
>talking with a fist in her face
ARE WE GOING TO DISNEYWORLD.
No.726225
>>726223
>covers his own eyes as the fight starts to get horrible.
What happened with those two?
No.726226
>>726224
...Did he tell you already? Damn.
No.726227
>>726224
Yes. I share a connection with a demon who would very much like to...
>Slap her across the ass with a spiked club
I'm not saying that.
>SAY IT BLOOD!
He's not a fan of yours to say the very least.
No.726228
>>726222
Fine, whatever!
>
Hey you got any of that stuff on you right now?
>>726223
Who the hell're you?!
>>726224
>CROSS
>COUNTAAHHH
God...damn it! Get your fucking skinny fist out of my face, you bitch!
>Beretta secretly locked and loaded
No.726229
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>>726215
I prefer to eat something else, if you catch my drift.
>covers his swollen eye
Really though, at least check to see if someone's dead before you start poking.
>>726216
Giving up isn't a choice. But yeah...I'm hanging in there.
>grins
Hope burns bright and all that.
No.726230
>>726219
So am I gonna call you Michelangelo now?
>>726228
You're not blowing the kid up with my C4 Rev.
No.726231
>>726229
Darn right it's not.
>ahem
Aliens are coming back to Earth, you should watch out.
No.726232
>>726225
Not a clue
>>726228
I'm Bardock, who the hell are you?
No.726233
>>726230
If I say no, you'll just do it anyway.
No.726234
>>726232
Should I break it up if it looks like they will actually kill each other? If they both die Having to judge them would be awkward.
>>726230
Mr Todd, my favourite customer. How are you?
No.726235
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>>726230
Not just her, that spider bitch too! Maybe!
Goddamn it I knew you'd be a cockbite about it, but come on.
>>726232
Revy, I shoot assholes for money
No.726236
>>726226
HOLYSHIT WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYWORLD HAHA YESSSSS.
>>726227
Demon? That Mephistopheles clown? What does he want now?
>>726228
ITS YOUR FAT FIST THAT'S IN MY FACE.
>dropkick
NOW GET OUTTA MY WAY I'M GOING TO DISNEYWORLD.
>>726229
>mouth full of Revyfist
You're the one that came out of the ground looking 75% dead.
No.726237
>>726233
Exactly.
>grin
>>726234
I just realized how redundant you are in a place where death is meaningless to more than 80% of the residents.
>>726235
Do you want an angry symbiote on your unreasonably nice looking ass?
Red would destroy you if you blew his wife up.
No.726238
>>726231
...are they gonna stick a probe in Eric's ass again?
>snorts
What kind of aliens?
>>726236
It's not like I had a choice in the matter.
>dude
>is that
>a fucking catfight
>hot
What's this all going on?
No.726239
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HOLY SHIT, MA, WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYWORLD
No.726240
>>726236
>that's... actually cute
>sick dropkick too
Try not to maim the idiots in costumes or we'll get kicked out.
>>726239
>oh boy
No dragons.
No.726241
>>726234
Nah. Just let em fight it out.
Say, you got any Aquarian Ale? Aquarians might not have been able to breathe out of water, but they could make good ale.
>>726235
Sounds like what I used to do. Only replace shoot with decimate and assholes with planets.
No.726242
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>>726238
That fat cow was flashing her tits around so she need a lesson.
>>726239
WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY-
>...
Who the hell are you?
>>726240
Oi, that fucking Snow White bitch had no right to tell me what I could and couldn't wear.
No.726243
>>726238
Don't worry about it too much.
No.726244
>>726237
>chuckles
Whatever. Just watch, they'll come in handy sooner or later.
No.726245
>>726237
Yes, I see the cruel truth as well. On the other hand I'l enjoy the break. Gives me time to learn some new recipes, learn new tales. See people's lives from a different viewpoint.
>>726241
I only have Earth alcohol. If a human knew how to make it I could try finding the recipe that way, but It'd take a long time.
No.726246
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>>726236
>Mephistopheles? MEPHISTOPHELES! THAT SCHMUCK COULDN'T HATE HIS WAY OUT OF A GODDAMN PAPER BAG!
No, Etrigan. Though to be fair, having been at the fall of Camelot myself, I'm also not a terribly big fan of the name Mordred.
>ASK HER HOW MANY THORNED COCKS HER MOTHER IS TAKING IN HELL!
No.726247
>>726236
I'M NOT FAT
>gun goes clattering away
Swear to fuck IF YOU BROKE THAT
>other 9 go
>bangbangbang
>>726237
You're tellin' me I can actually do it? No bullshit-ass tricks?
>>726241
Sounds kinda fucked up, compadre.
Look around, you miss or somethin'?
No.726248
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>>726242
In what world is fat tits being flashed around a bad thing?
>>726243
...now you're making it sound like there's a probe going up my ass.
>squints
Is there some sort of quest happening here Ness
No.726249
>>726240
But what about How To Train Your Dragon! That's Disney!
No? Then I'm lobbying an in-character complaint and maybe some torched buildings.
>>726242
Hiya sweetheart!
Ooooooo we can ride the teacups together!
No.726250
>>726245
Earth Alcohol? Ugh Fine. Pour one of everything in a glass.
>>726247
It was pretty fucked up. Especially when the guy in charge decided to eradicate my entire planet.
No.726251
>>726244
What about your truncheon?
>>726245
Right... I'm trying to care but it's just not working, so...
>>726247
Yes and no, Han's pretty much indestructible. Something something chi redirection.
No.726252
>>726242
So you've been there before.
>>726249
If you behave I'll summon C'thulu for you to play with for an hour.
No.726253
>>726250
>Oh dear.
>He searches for a glass named "for Ginti"
>Its three times the size of a normal.
>somehow managed to get one shout of virtually every human alcohol in the glass and mixes it.
Here you are sir-
>>726251
Oh I never expected you to Mr Todd. Now what would you like to drink?
No.726254
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>>726251
I've still got it. I made the nunchaku out of an older, less hi-tech truncheon a long time ago.
No.726255
>>726250
Yeah well, like one of our best actors of all fuckin' time said, "welcome to earf".
>>726251
...So I could get away with it.
No.726256
>>726253
>>726250
>shot not shout.
Hope you enjoy it.
No.726257
>>726246
>eyes hardening
So what, you one of those spineless bastards of the round table?
>armour: on
>Clarent: out
So I forgot to kill one of you bastards, eh? How do you wanna die?
>>726247
>bulletproof
>bullets pinging off
Hold up a second cowgirl, I got someone that needs a real ass kicking.
>>726248
Fat girls who flash around their tits should just go die!
>Mordred: a good substitute for a cutting board
>>726249
>FUCKING FAT TITS
Fuck you I'm goin on the teacups with dad. You cows can go to the petting zoo or something.
>>726252
Disneyworld is the fucking tits. Of course I've been there. Whose child do you think I am?
No.726258
>>726253
>>726256
>downs it
Gimmie six more
>>726255
I didn't just show up, but thanks I guess.
No.726259
>>726253
BYOB, dude.
>holding a flask
>>726254
You ever use a three-section-staff? Y'know, the nunchaku with a third section in between?
>>726255
Let's look at it in percentages.
80% chance it backfires and she either fucks you or kicks your head to mush. 20% chance she blows up and Red fucks you to death or something.
100% chance you lose out in the end.
Worth it?
No.726260
>>726248
World needs savin'.
No.726261
>>726252
Oh yes, massa, I be a good girl, massa.
No teaching the little chilluns about dat lord Jesus, massa.
>guhuhuhuh
You just know what I love, huh.
>>726257
Well if I'm a cow, why don't you come milk me?
>self honk
Little dragon, little dragon, where ya going?
No.726262
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>>726259
Don't think so. Might be something worth looking into, though.
No.726263
>>726258
>I knew it, and somehow Im still shocked by it.
Yes Sir, on it Sir.
>by the time he's made the next youve downed the one you just got given.
>count - 6
Anything else?
>>726259
You enjoying making me redundant Mr todd?
...
Im kidding.
No.726264
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>>726260
...I know a guy who'd be up for the job.
>snrkt
>>726257
You ladies and your chest envy-
>gunfire
>nnnope nope nope
>runs into the closet
>this is my safe space this is my safe space
No.726265
>>726257
>pff
So you can show me around. I don't get out much.
>>726261
>guhuhuhu
Well, I know what I love. You just happen to share a passion for the good stuff.
No.726266
>>726257
I've lived many lives and have move on from holding to griefs of the past.
But no, I was not a member of the Round Table. Barely was a knight myself when Merlin bound me to the Demon.
>THE WHOREDAUGHTER ARMS HERSELF BLOOD! RELEASE ME! AND I SHALL DO TO HER WHAT I DID TO SO MANY THAT SERVED HER!
No.726267
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>>726257
>
Chick's some kinda knight.
Chick's some kinda fuckin' knight.
>mirin Clarent
>>726258
So what, little vacay out here in the dumps. Little R&R?
>mildly scared
>>726259
Dude I didn't even take algebra, forget about passing it. Don't fuck with me.
>...
>scratches her head.
Fuck. Guess not. Red's cool enough, I guess.
No.726268
>>726266
You ok sir? You seem to be lost in thought.
No.726269
>>726262
The wood section is less flexible but it's got more reach. Blocks better than chains too but at the same time you can't use it to immobilize and trap a limb.
>>726263
I don't trust anyone to pour me a drink.
>>726267
>
I'm teaching you high school math on top of gun-fu. That's just fucking unacceptable.
No.726270
>>726263
>wipes mouth with forearm
You got food here?
>>726267
I live here because my son's wife is a shrill harpy who's on me to get a job.
No.726271
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>>726261
>wait a second I recognise those tits
Aren't you that Ruler? What the hell happened to you?
>>726264
>kind of not noticing the bullits
Oi kid, the hell you doing in there?
>>726265
Fine, fine I'll show you the best way to cut the lines. First, though get dad. Looks like we got unfinished business.
>>726266
Moved on from the past and here you are in front of me just begging to have your head severed from your fucking neck.
>hefts Clarent
So what the hell do you want. ANSWER ME.
No.726272
>>726269
My truncheon can expand out into a full-fledged staff if I need it to. I think I'm covered.
No.726273
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>>726271
>peeks out through a crack in the door
I don't want to get shot, I just fucking got out of the ground-
>holy shit she's going to kill that guy
>do I...intervene
No.726274
>>726268
Not at all. Simply listening to the demon in my head prattle on
>>726271
I want simply to be left alone and read my book. The Demon wishes to
>SAY PUNT HER FOUL CUNT
Do quite the violence to you.
No.726275
>>726265
And for anal training!
>
>leans in
Or was that the good stuff?
>>726271
What's it look like, toots? I got better!
>boing
So getting torched like a rack of ribs by everybody I loved diiiiiiiiiiiidn't sit well with me. It's ok! All I gotta do is find that goody-goody and we'll paint the motherland like one of our Frenchgirls.
The paint is blood!
No.726276
>>726269
>ggkt
Who the hell needs it.
I can add and subtract, s'all you need in my world.
>>726270
That's rough, buddy.
Ya try the grocery store yet?
No.726277
>>726270
Sadly No. Need to work on that.
>>726269
Mr Todd I understand but, why would I poison your drink?. I judge the dead not make them.
>>726274
A Demon?!
>He's got schizophrenia for sure. But. Stillll
This will sound wierd bur You woulden't mind if I do a quick scan of your memories? I wont be able to use any personal information, it just lets me understand what you meant by that.
It wont hurt.
No.726278
>>726276
Why would I live in a grocery store?
>>726277
No food? get your shit together.
No.726279
>>726273
Don't worry, I've only got one guy's head on my mind.
>>726274
You going to call him out or am I going to pull it out of your bloody stump of a neck?
>red lightning crackling along Clarent
Because either away I'm about to put you with the rest of your kind.
>>726275
You're bad news if I ever saw it. And hell, I know what bad news looks like. Go look for that blue Lancer. He'd know where she is.
No.726280
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>>726271
>blink
Arthur. Come here.
>>726275
>jeez
I won't answer that in public.
No.726281
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>>726278
'Cause that's where all the food is you fuckin' idiot.
>shakes her head
Shrill harpy, huh.
No.726282
>>726279
>>726280
>slidewhistle
>[ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ]
Be.
Good.
No.726283
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>>726277
Yes. A demon. You could do a scan. I have been around many lifetimes, it may take you quite some time.
>>726279
>closes his book
>stands up
>cricks neck
>hands go all glowy
Lets see if you can come to your senses before I feel Etrigan can be loosed upon this place.
No.726284
>>726278
I'l be honest with you. My bar is not a bar designed for the living but for the dead. You aren't dead but it's why you haven't properly digested anything despite having 6 glasses. You can still experience being drunk off it if you consume enough, but go to a living restaurant until I get enough staff to make actual food.
No.726285
>>726272
Works fer me.
>>726276
So you don't get fucked over by some wiseass. Then again you got that salaryman for that.
>>726277
No exceptions.
No.726286
>>726281
Good point. But if I eat all the food, then I'd have to move.
>>726284
Or it might be that I'm not a human and therefore earth liquor is like juice to me
No.726287
>>726282
>RRRRRRRRRRRR
You've got a lot of fucking explaining to do.
>helmet: off
>Clarent: glowing red
Get talking or I'm going to blow this place to fucking smithereens.
>>726283
>teeth grinding
I'll let the mighty king speak his word, so stay there, scum.
No.726288
>>726279
>cups a hand to her ear
Eh, what? Speak up, shorty!
>Dragon Witch EX
>take dat helmet off, gurl
>>726280
>rapid blinking
>points to her eyes
I learned semaphore.
>
This means "you totally do right"
No.726289
>>726285
...Yeah. Great.
What about you, you're a fuckin' wiseass if I ever saw one.
>>726286
I can see why your kid's old lady thinks you're pretty goddamn helpless, dude.
No.726290
>>726287
>SHE WHO WOULD WATCH THE WORLD BURN CALLS YOU SCUM!
>DAMNATION BLOOD! LET ME TEAR HER HEART OUT
Since when have you been so beholden to the crown?
No.726291
>>726283
Thank you sir. Good to kno-
>compiling memories of Jason Blood.
>....
>what the-
>The fu-
>Oh god he was serious?!
>Oh god it's actually that annoying!!
...
>memories observed
That was an experience to say the least. How have you not gone completely insane yet?
>>726286
Even if you got yourself drunk on your race's alcohol it would still never digest. Though thank you for notifying me.
No.726292
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>>726282
I'm not so good with spanking. Leave it to you, huh?
>>726288
>guhuhuhu
>eyebrow waggle
No.726293
>>726289
I'm also your instructor while Chang's off doing triad shit.
No.726294
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>>726287
>...
>aaaaaaaaaa no is she actually mad
W-Well you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
>sweating
>>726290
>?
Jason, I'm going to have to ask that you forgive my daughter's pigheadedness.
It's been an interesting week.
>>726292
>help
Get some rest, or whatever the kids are calling it these days.
No.726295
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>>726289
I'm not helpless. I do what I want on my terms.
>>726291
You are a terrible barkeep
No.726296
>>726285
I'm trying to break my habit of ditching older equipment when it's still useful. S'probably contributed to how much I've gotten my ass kicked.
No.726297
>>726288
I'm getting some serious creep vibes from you, so stay the fuck away from me.
>>726290
I'm not answering to upstarts who want to start shit and pretend they're in the right. So piss off. I've been promised Disneyworld and I'm in a good mood.
>>726294
OH GOD I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING KNOW ABOUT THAT, FUCK. I WANT TO KNOW WHO THIS DUMBASS IS.
No.726298
>>726293
Yeah yeah, whatever, sensei
>guh
Man, you made us skip out of on pirate treasure. The real fuckin' deal!
>>726295
Welcome to the club, homie.
Alien, huh. 'Cause ya look like one of those dress-up nerds.
No.726299
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>>726297
>is she doing the thing again
>sack: open
>tucks tinygirlfriend in
Mordred.
No.726300
>>726295
....
Im Sorry sir.
Now would you like another drink, or do you mind if I start cleaning the glasses?
No.726301
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>>726298
Whatcha talkin' about? Moonman went.
He's just as good as me.
>>726296
Jeez... I still love the fuck outta that truncheon.
No.726302
>>726292
>
>guhuhuhuhuhuh
You sure I can't play with the flattie a little?
>>726297
My heart! Pierced through by the unwholesome aspersions of a talking washing board! The Maid of Orleans has been undone!
>giggles
Guy with a big stick, eh? I love those!
No.726303
>>726291
Perhaps I did go insane. Perhaps I have been insane for so long it simply seems like sanity.
>>726294
I have long forgiven Mordred for his transgressions against me. This Mordred has done nothing to me but threaten. Sword shaking a blustery words.
>TELL ARTHUR ETRIGAN FORGIVES NOTHING! I SHALL TEACH THIS CHILD THE LESSON WE SHOULD HAVE TAUGHT MORDRED EON AGO!
>>726297
The only one who has started anything was you. I suppose that expecting time to have matured you was too high of an expectation. Still the petulant child you were in days long past.
>sits back down
>Call her a WHORE AT LEAST!
I'm not calling anyone a whore Etrigan. Why do you keep saying whore so much?
>I like the word whore.
No.726304
>>726301
I've actually lost count of how many functions it has.
>lays the truncheon on the ground
>backs up
>holds his hand out and the truncheon flies back to him
Before you ask, no, I didn't learn how to use the Force overnight. Truncheon's magnetized.
No.726305
>>726301
Nah nah, this one's new.
See, back in the day when everybody was running around in boats trying their damnedest to fill their fuckin' pockets, China had their own lucrative deal goin' on. And by that I mean pirates.
Whore bitch named Mrs. Cheng, had herself a pirate empire of 200,000 sneaky little chinks.
'Course, they turned themselves in after the feds got nervous, buncha pussies.
No.726306
>>726298
This is my armor. Its more or less the only outfit I've ever owned. My friends son owns a company that makes new ones for me.
>>726300
Gimmie another. But not a shot this time
No.726307
>>726294
Alright, Arthur.
>jeez
Wake me up when it's time to go.
>>726302
We're a family now, act like it.
No.726308
>>726304
...Why would you spoil the surprise?
>>726305
When the fuck did we miss that and how is it my fault?
No.726309
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lets see what's on the list to do today!
No.726310
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>>726297
>oh
Jason Blood is a good friend of mine, and a knight of peerless honor as befitting anyone I let sit at the table.
Including you, dear daughter.
>>726303
It would take too long to explain, but she and the one I...put down with Rhongomyniad are one and the same.
Frankly the less usurping, the better.
>>726307
Make sure you don't sit on the mint I put on your pillow, I worked so hard to get it.
>gleam
No.726311
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>I won't get in trouble for just the wig, right
>naaaah
No.726312
>>726306
Guess ya know what ya like, at least.
Fuck knows I wear the same shit everyday.
>>726308
I told you about it yesterday, dickweed!
No.726313
>>726306
>after several minutes, he finds a way to mix 3 shots worth of every alcohol into the huge glass.
Here you are, On the house.
>>726303
I could say the same about whether or not Im alive.
No.726314
>>726311
Red! what have I told you abou- god damnit you ain't Red
No.726315
>>726308
>smirks
Can't let you have too much fun, can I?
>>726311
>Just pretend you don't notice, Marc.
>Maybe I'm gettin' too old for this shit.
>What are you talking about? You're like, 31. ...I think.
>Wait, you mean you don't know?
>I don't give enough of a fuck to remember when your birthday is.
...Hey, Kenny.
No.726316
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>>726299
DON'T PICK ME UP LIKE I'M SOME SORTA-
>in the sack
>...
>...
I'm going to Disneyworld.
>>726302
>cooling off in the sack
Aaaaah man you sound like one of those corner whores.
>>726303
>anger: rising
Why the hell did you even call my fucking name if you just wanted to piss me off? The fuck do you even want with me?
>climbs out of the sack
And you still want to fucking go, calling me a child.
>eye twitch
>>726310
Some knight.
>50% RAGE
>50% RAGE
I hate babies, so keep whatever pudgy shit you make to yourselves.
>swings Clarent
>lightning blasts the living shit out of a wall
Unless you got something for me to say, I'm fucking done here.
No.726317
>>726310
Reincarnation is such a tricky subject. Makes me glad I'm simply immortal.
>You're Welcome For That!
Could do with a less sassy Demon tough. Etrigan has been full of sass lately.
>>726313
>shrugs
No.726318
>>726307
>
Now hold on just a second, mama. I signed up for the new car, not the new fam.
>rubs her chin
...Though there's nobody else to fill the crazy lewd aunt act yet, huh.
No.726319
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>>726312
Revy if you really told me a single thing about that I'd have been on it like white on rice.
>>726315
>pfft
Dick.
No.726320
>>726316
What's Disneyworld.
>oh
>back in the sack
You should calm down.
>Guts no
No.726321
>>726316
I didn't call your name. I simply said you name in conversation with Etrigan The Demon, brother of Merlin and guardian of his tomb.
>SHE WANTS A FIGHT SO BAD I WILL GIVE HER ONE!
No.726322
>>726317
Has that demon of yours figured out what I am yet?
>>726309
Does it involve murder?
No.726323
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>>726314
>giggles a giggle far too feminine for a little boy
Oh, I'm flattered~
>>726315
>F U C K
>tosses the golden locks away like they're on fire
Hey Marc. Sup, brah?
No.726324
>>726310
It's chocolate mint, right.
>>726318
>gu
>hu
>hu
Now you're catching on. Lab partner and crazy lewd aunt.
No.726325
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>>726312
why do people need a different outfit for every day?
>>726313
Damn right
No.726326
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>>726322
it normally does
>>726323
you shouldn't be.....ever
No.726327
>>726326
But is today a normal day?
No.726328
>>726316
Yes, actually.
>100% REGAL
I know how hard it is for both of us to think about your mother, but this is borderline inexcusable.
Which is best? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature with great effort?
A real daughter of mine would be able to realize that for herself, hm? There is no shame in your name, Mordred.
>oh he's doing it
>head: pat
And one more thing.
>drops a Mickey Mouse hat on her
Last one to the top of the Matterhorn is a loser.
>>726317
If it helps, I apologize for any strain his brother caused him.
...And for that man Constantine taking my best friend's skull from me.
>>726324
There are other kinds?
No.726329
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>>726327
not when it's me!
No.726330
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>>726319
>guh
I tried, ok.
What's all this shit about sticks, anyway. Who needs it when you have a good piece on you.
>>726325
They've deluded themselves into thinking shit matters, man.
No.726331
>>726319
Do I look like Nightwing to you?
>[LAUGH TRACK]
...Okay, I walked into that.
>>726323
...I'm just gonna pretend I didn't see that.
No.726332
>>726329
So by your own logic, today is not a day for murder.
No.726333
>>726332
well not anymore it ain't
No.726334
>>726330
Bullets run out. Then all you got're your fists and empty guns.
>grins
S'why I'm armed to the teeth.
>>726331
Oh god they're back.
No.726335
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>>726324
Tempting, teeeeeemptiiiiiiiing~
>looks off
That's your cue for the heartwarming music, maestro!
Hey, you got a demon that helps with dicking pure saints into corrupted sluts?
It's uh, for a friend.
No.726336
>>726335
Corrupting your pure half? But then you'd be irrelevant and lacking in purpose.
>>726328
>~
>peck
My king.
No.726337
>>726333
>why am I not surprised
Oh. How many?
No.726338
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>>726326
I dunno, the goopy girl seems kinda cute.
>...
And I think I'll shut my mouth now
>>726331
>one day, my rights thus denied will be returned
>for winter is coming
>and I am a princess
I was testing out extensions, don't have a cow. What are you up to?
No.726339
>>726337
you think I keep count?
>>726338
that's for the best
No.726340
>>726336
Oh yeah, huh.
Man, but if I don't she's gonna be a huuuuuuge pain in the ass about like, everything. And not the good kind, either!
"Don't burn Frenchmen" this and "Is that a dragon Jesus Christ in Heaven" that. Who needs it.
>
Maybe I'll just mess with her. I've got a woopie cushion around here somewhere.
No.726341
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>>726320
>fuck you I'm out and staying out
I'm gonna calm down in my own way!
>>726321
Get fuck-
>Mordred no
Whatever. I'll let it slide for my father's sake.
>>726328
I left that shit in the past, I don't want to think about it again. 'course I'm gonna be mad if some nerd pulls it back up.
>TOUCHING MEEEEE
>okay maybe it's not that bad
>annoyed: yes
>happy: also yes
>adjusts her mouse hat
Do I look like a little kid who'll fall for that cheap trick?
>talks two nonchalant step out the door
>
Try not to break your old bones, geezer.
>races out
No.726342
>>726339
I hoped you kept count so I wont have to if I ever do have to judge you.
>drinks a shot of rum.
> I'm going to need it
No.726343
>>726342
oooooh here we go again! Mr. I can judge everyone but you can't judge me!
No.726344
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>>726334
>sighs
Yeeep.
>>726338
>yeah sure
>but right now the princess needs to be in another castle
Not much, honestly. What about you?
No.726345
>>726322
He's a little distracted right now
>>726328
Any grudges we had against Merlin are long gone.
Constantine is an asshole.
No.726346
>>726343
>Lowblow
That is the only good thing about never having experienced what it's like to live. If it wernt for knowing your suffering, I would have said you have it lucky.
>>726345
I gathered. That girl really getting to him huh?
No.726347
>>726336
>jeez
>flushed
You do so know how to leave an impression.
That was a good speech, right?
>>726341
>shakes his head, smiling
>...
Someone is going to have to hell we're not leaving right this minute.
>fucking
Mordred!
>>726345
I'd be angrier if he wasn't somehow a relation of mine.
Do you know where he is these days?
No.726348
>>726346
well Judge Doom! I'll have you know just talking to you is suffering knowing all you do is judge me!
No.726349
>>726334
>woops
Teeth guns?
No.726350
>>726340
We can burn France after we take over the world one of these days with Rider and Saber.
Nobody would mind, they're like the world's punching bag.
>>726347
It's serviceable for sure.
>
She'll realize we're not following eventually.
Have faith.
No.726351
>>726346
The villains of Camelot often bother him more than others.
You should hear the crass things he says about Lancelot
>>726347
Probably either tongue deep in a glass or balls deep in an ass I'd wager
>Wait...is that Arthur?
>Tell his without his beard he looks like a pussy
No.726352
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>>726351
>Lancelot
>you had to namedrop
AAAAAARTHUUUUUURRRR...
No.726353
>>726348
>that one hit him pretty hard.
Judging is my existence, but I was just observing. I have no intention of judging you, its not time for you to be. Youre still alive.
I just wanted to serve the drinks. To talk, to learn. To have a break.
>>726351
I think I have but it's fuzzy. I can guess though, he does er, speak his mind.
No.726354
>>726352
>Oh dear. Now really isnt the time for this
No.726355
>>726353
well one not drinking that piss water ya call whisky, two still feels like ya judging me, stop that, and X if ya wanna get shit faced......I got some stuff
No.726356
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>>726350
That's what I'm worried about.
>guh
Never take her golfing and let others putt through, I'll say that much.
>>726351
>
Charming.
Don't let the spotless chin fool you, I was as surprised as you were when I found it missing.
>>726352
>oh boy here we go
No.726357
>>726352
What in the good goddamn
>HA! I TOLD YOU DULOC WAS A BLACKNESS UPON THE WORLD!
>SUMMON ME FORTH BLOOD!
>>726353
That. He does. He used to do it in rhyme. But then he pissed off some upper demons and got demoted from Rhymer class.
>>726356
Truly majesty, it was a glorious beard. Rivaled only by Merlin's.
No.726358
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>>726344
>harsh man
Staying alive, watching people who don't give a shit about me...the usual.
>grins
I saw a catfight
No.726359
>>726350
Goody! Gonna tie her to a stake and make her watch Just like last time!
>
The world? But that could take foreeeveeerrrr!
No.726360
>>726354
>now is the best time for this
>>726356
>
>>726357
>bitch I will Arondight a motherfucker
>muffled pocky noises
No.726361
No.726363
>>726356
Thaaaat's Lancelot.
>>726359
Will it though?
>
The payoff is worth it, ne?
No.726364
>>726355
I cant get drunk.
Maybe now you understand why I might appear cold-hearted. I cannot truly feel the same experiences you can. In many ways I envy you. And at the same time I feel sorry for those that were alive.
>>726357
What's next the limerick class? The haiku class?
>how can he say that with a straight face?
No.726365
>>726357
You're going to be in for a very awful surprise if you ever see his own reincarnation.
The honorifics aren't necessary, really.
Especially when threatened by a mad du Lac.
>>726360
...Pardon?
>>726363
His helmet is full of pocky.
Why.
>
Wait what was that about taking over the world.
No.726366
>>726364
so ya want the feels?
No.726367
>>726358
Yeah, those tend to happen around here.
>smiles
'Least you're entertained.
No.726368
>>726363
...Guuuhuhuhuhuh.
You know I love it when you talk dirty like that, Master dear.
>!
Oooo fight fight fight!
No.726369
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>>726365
I ran into him earlier and had them on hand.
>uh
Eeeeeh?
>>726368
Jeez...
No.726370
>>726366
My boss gave me human emotions as a gift, despite her boss almost firing her for it. So no. I've seen enough suffering to understand what sorrow is. Now if you excuse me, I need a drink, let me know if you need one. I wont judge you for ethier action. I promise.
No.726371
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>>726365
>muffled "AAAARTHUUUUR'''
>crunch goes the pocky
>placated by chocolate
No.726372
>>726360
>>726362
>whut
What?
>>726365
Very well. I suppose it has come time to call upon Etrigan.
GONE GONE O FORM OF MAN!
RISE THE DEMON!
>grotesque transformation
ETRIGAN!
>>726368
A fight and candy for the eye? This is going to be a good day.
>Focus now Etrigan!
No.726373
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>>726369
>aaaaaaaaaaa
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...Remind to be concerned about this later.
>>726371
>scoops up minilot
Come, my friend. Let's see if we can't get you some more chocolate.
>>726372
>jeez
Etrigan, always a pleasure.
Though it might have been a false alarm, Lancelot isn't exactly himself right now.
No.726374
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>>726372
>oh
>there goes Lancelot's chill
GRRRRRRRRAWRGH
>>726373
>tantruming in Arty's arms
AAAARTHURRR
No.726375
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>>726369
Ooooo can we summon a prank demon?
That's a thing, right?
>>726372
Hubba hubba!
No.726376
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>>726373
What? It's just pocky.
>she knows Arty means world domination
>>726375
There are minor annoyance demons, yeah.
No.726377
>>726373
Really? Because last time we saw each other, everything you'd build had been undone by your wasted seed as you're whore sister laughed.
Also you laid dying
>>726374
>middle finger is go
heh heh heh
>>726375
>wink
>fire out of sides of mouth
No.726378
>>726374
>nnnnnope
>tucks him away in the armorhoodie
Jeez...
>>726376
>squint
I'll be back later to have words with Rider.
>IABOOSTAN ROOSTAN
>blasts after Mordred
No.726379
>>726376
I'll go set up!
>>726377
>cackles
>skips out
No.726381
>pops up through the floor
Wait...this doesn't look right....
No.726382
>>726381
>walks out the bathroom
.....hi
No.726383
>>726382
>what a strange looking man
Uh...where am I?
No.726384
>>726383
in the Legion of doom base, don't use the bathroom
No.726385
>>726384
Are we close to Nerima?
No.726386
>>726385
the fuck is that!?
No.726387
>>726386
Nerima Japan. Is it close by?
No.726388
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>>726387
.....wow uh no, hell no, shit son you lost as fuck
No.726389
>>726388
WHAT AGAIN? BUT I SWEAR I FOLLOWED THE MAP TO THE LETTER!
>pulls out map
>its upside down
>and of guatamala
No.726391
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No.726392
>>726391
THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS! WHY MUST THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN!
No.726393
>>726392
>smacks him with a news paper
calm ya tits! ya first problem was using a map like punk!
No.726394
>>726393
But I get super lost otherwise
No.726395
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>>726394
it's only lost if ya say it is! just say that destiny or the stars lead ya to a place
No.726396
>>726395
But I'm supposed to be in Nerima. At least I'm still in Japan though.
No.726397
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>>726396
.....ya in America
No.726398
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>>726397
...I'm where now?
No.726400
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No.726401
>>726400
yes I said it like twice
No.726402
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No.726404
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No.726406
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>>726405
how am I supposed to cross an entire ocean without becoming a pig?
No.726408
>>726407
>shit
Uh...AMERICA!
No.726409
>>726408
yes, you are in America....why do ya smell like bacon?
No.726410
>>726409
I DON'T SMELL LIKE BACON! YOU SMELL LIKE BACON!
No.726411
>>726410
sometimes yes, but that's not pig blood
No.726412
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No.726413
To think that guy of all people would develop a crush... Ha.
>siiip
No.726415
>>726414
This isn't my fault!
No.726416
>>726415
I'm here to see him, Jimmy.
I know he likes to hang around sometimes.
No.726417
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>>726413
>Tilts my head.
Is it your friend, Endiku
No.726418
>>726416
...Clark.
>eyeing the grandpa stripes and chest
Black's a good color on you.
No.726419
>>726416
Oh okay. I mean, this place is pretty empty
No.726420
>>726413
Giiiil!
>
Jade and I had a question: why are swans so mean?
No.726421
>>726418
Bruce.
>numerous healed fractures and lacerations detected
I figured it was time for a change.
>>726419
...Mm.
>not my Jimmy
>what happened to him
Perry have you out here?
No.726422
>>726421
Change, huh. Come out of retirement to force the kids in line. Getting too rowdy, not much difference between them and the villains.
What is it you want.
No.726423
>>726421
Yeah, Lois was doing a story about how the Legion of Doom has changed itself into something much different than its inception.
So Perry sent me to get some pictures to go along with it
No.726424
>>726422
Funny you should ask.
The gulag is empty, Bruce. I'm wondering why.
>>726423
That's partially why I'm here.
>
Lois...how is she?
No.726425
>>726424
>
What do you mean it's empty.
>Luthor?
>Batson is dead
No.726426
>>726424
Just as Lois as ever
oh snap...you're that alternate earth Superman aren't you?
No.726427
>>726425
Empty of purpose, maybe I should say.
All of the originals aren't in their pens, no one knows where they are.
I'll find them, sure. But that renders this place pretty much obsolete.
...Like a lot of things.
>>726426
That I am.
>grins
Earth-22, if I remember right. I feels like forever ago.
You look just like my Jimmy, you know.
No.726428
>>726427
You look just like my Superman, but with an older, more depressed vibe going on.
No.726429
>>726427
This place has been obsolete since the 60's, Clark.
>alternate Earth
>mm
We'll have to discuss the similarities and differences between our continuities sometime.
No.726430
>>726428
Things change, old pal.
>not my old pal
>aaaaaaaa
Need any help with aerial shots?
>>726429
Pretty exact, from what I can figured. Up to a point.
There is no Earth--22 anymore.
>heh
Almost glad, you've seen the movie they're making about us, I take it.
No.726431
>>726430
Nah. I think I'm just going to submit some pictures of a trash can and maybe a beat up Lex that I have on my computer.
No.726432
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>>726430
A lot of Earths don't exist anymore. Superboy-Prime destroyed quite a few during his rampage.
This one seems to be a kind of composite reality. Everyone meshes with everyone, even if the pieces don't quite fit 100%.
>
I have. Something like that happened on my Earth. I quit the League when it stopped being about justice and became a government tool for propaganda. You became a posterboy.
No.726433
>>726431
Well, alright then.
You let me know if you need anything, alright?
>taps his wrist
My ears are still good, after all.
>did I even give him a watch
>>726432
Somehow, I can believe that.
We helped a lot of people in our own ways, Bruce. But this...this new wave, this Magog-inspired generation, they don't know what they're doing. Nihilists that don't care about what happens aside from personal vendettas avenged or Instabook likes or what have you.
What's so funny about truth, justice, and the American way?
No.726434
>>726433
Take a look around, Clark: this is the American way now.
Values change. People change. For better or worse- in this case the latter.
Someone has to put them in their place.
...Getting too old for the cape and cowl now.
No.726435
>>726434
The only thing that ever changes is the times, I read that somewhere.
But if it's a war of ideological attrition they're after, so be it. I've been holding back the entire time.
You won't mind if I have a talk with the ones that still occupy this place, I hope.
No.726436
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>>726435
Do what you will. Magog's been waiting for your final judgment in the basement for months.
>...
Your ward's back in the leather jacket phase.
No.726437
>>726436
Figured I'd ask permission.
Old K doesn't have quite the same effect on me anymore, but lord knows you'd try it anyway.
>...
I've already given him what I've given everyone else.
As for Kon, he's not the worst. Karen is still hanging around Harley Quinn, you know.
No.726438
>>726437
Never was a good magician.
>...
A regular Ultraman now, eh?
No.726439
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oooooppss
>>726417
>chuckle
Wouldn't you like to know?
>>726420
The gods of creation are some cynical bastards.
No.726440
>>726439
Oh.
>birds landing and nesting in Enkidu's hair
Gil! We forgot the groc... grocers?
No.726441
>>726438
A little harsh, don't you think.
Well, maybe not for you. Ultraman and the Crime Syndicate were good fights. Easy. Simple plans.
Everyone's too afraid of the guy helping now to have any room for hope.
>...
>zip
>
He gets his taste from his father.
No.726444
>>726442
>
Now there's a new one.
>>726443
>
No.726445
>>726444
Not my replacement, by the way.
No.726446
>>726444
The suit design? Yeah. But I mean, its got some cool gadgets built in.
>>726445
Really Bruce? I always thought I was a shoo in
No.726447
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>>726440
Worry not, my friend! While you had fun with your Jade, I went to complete the list! The mission was a success!
No.726448
>>726445
I assumed so.
Figured it out from the candidates yet?
>>726446
Don't tell me...Az...rael?
No.726449
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>>726446
...What the hell are you wearing, Dick.
>>726448
I made a mistake. That is my replacement. Jason will never take the cowl, Damian is too young and Tim... just doesn't have the right stuff.
No.726451
>>726448
First one's dead and the second one is black, so...nope. You can't tell by my...oh shoot, I forgot to turn off the voice modulator
>>726449
Prototype suit.
No.726452
>>726450
By the way, how was it with Jade?
No.726453
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>>726449
I think you already know how I feel about that.
My Bruce wasn't a big fan of Dick and I getting along as well as we did. Felt he was being undermined by inferior everything.
Is it still true?
>>726451
You're not still working with that spy organization?
Oh well. The chest plate's new, very "hip".
No.726454
>>726451
The yellow's a bit much. High visibility isn't what Batman is all about.
>>726453
My Clark inspired him to rise above Robin and become Nightwing.
...He's his own man now. I couldn't be prouder.
No.726455
>>726452
We went flying for a while, it was fun.
Friend, she likes to fight, but I am too strong.
No.726456
>>726453
Nah. Did what I needed to. Now I suppose I'm Batman now.
>>726454
You say, to the kid that dressed in green, yellow and red until his midtwenties.
Plus you always told me that the yellow oval was to draw gunfire to the more heavily armored spot on your chest.
No.726457
>>726454
Good to see we're not so different after all.
Where do we go from here, Bruce.
No.726459
>>726456
So you're going to draw them to your entire torso and legs.
>
Being seen was Robin's job. You're not Robin anymore.
>>726457
I'm not sure what you want me to do. If you put your mind to it you could be the savior of mankind. Same as Flash.
No.726460
>>726456
I'm proud of you, Dick.
Personally I kind of like all the yellow. Lets Batman be seen as something more than a ghost story.
Orr maybe we just need a different brand of ghost story.
>>726459
I don't expect much, your cooperation is about as much as I know I'll need at this point.
>
Luthor was right, Bruce. I helped create this culture of dependency, as much as I'd rather not think about it.
I only know one way to get them to listen again.
No.726461
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>>726459
Yeah, but Damian keeps doing the ninja thing, so unless I get a new Robin.
This is pretty much just the disco suit but with no collar and more bat stuff.
>>726460
I've never understood that. I mean, he's on the news with the Justice League, then he's a ghost in Gotham.
No.726462
>>726460
Tackle it by force.
>>726461
That boy... neither him nor Jason really understood what being Robin was all about,
No.726464
>>726455
Why don't you hold back on her a little? That's what I did with Saber.
No.726465
>>726462
Or they understood what Robin needed to be in that moment. Jay could have done so much more. But you weren't ready for him. I wasn't ready for him.
And Damian, well, I needed someone to keep a straight face.
No.726466
>>726461
The amount of times I actually saw him not planted in front of the monitor screen, I was starting to think he was a ghost too.
>>726462
Objections?
No.726467
>>726465
Jason... I failed him. Not saving him was my greatest mistake.
Take care of Damian. Don't mess up like I did.
>>726466
No killing. But you won't do that anyway.
No.726468
>>726467
No. I learned that lesson before the planet blew up.
>floating up
I'll talk to Jason, maybe the black will get to him.
>WHOOSH
No.726469
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>>726466
You just have to know where to look.
>>726467
I probably could have been a better "big brother". But I'll be damned if I wasn't so angry at you back then.
Damian is like the opressive older brother I never wanted.
No.726470
>>726468
Did he just... I'm right here.
>>726469
You were offworld, Grayson. Not your fault. Can we stop talking about me like I'm not ten feet away?
No.726471
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>>726468
Mm.
>>726469
Don't you mean spoiled younger brother.
>>726470
>gkkt
Jason.
>shuffles away
No.726472
>>726470
I wasn't off world all the time. I was busy being angry that Bruce fired me.
>>726471
No, I mean older. He's a total buzzkill.
No.726473
>>726472
Damian really is a buzzkill.
Wait, I thought you quit. He told me you quit.
No.726474
I see this is a full meeting!
Whats with the bat family, what happened to Kori?
>>726473
Hey bro
No.726475
No.726476
>>726474
The old fart and his blue boyfriend took off to go play Bingo or something. Grayson and I are just talkin'.
>shrug
Bat business ain't my business anymore.
Nobody's seen Kori in a year and a half.
No.726477
>>726473
He wishes I would quit. I found sketches of a Batsuit in his size.
No.726478
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>>726477
Uh... what?
>
Whatever. You're the new Bat in town huh.
No.726479
>>726478
Looks like it.
I am exhausted. Now I can see why Bruce was always so stern
No.726480
>>726479
Don't turn into'im and we're as gold as we can be.
No.726481
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>>726480
At the risk of sounding like him, what is this I hear about Red Hood being an up and coming crime boss?
No.726482
>>726481
Don't know what you're talkin' about, and if I did it ain't any of your business. Ain't in Gotham anymore.
No.726483
>>726482
We're family Jay. It absolutely is my business.
No.726484
>>726483
Fuck's sake, pulling the family card... now I'll look like the asshole.
You got your own flawed way of doing things, I got mine.
I'm taking over a criminal empire and using it to wage a large scale gang war. Marc's in charge of keeping civilian casualties down by working with certain heroes who can turn a blind eye.
I'm not here to listen to your criticism either.
No.726486
>>726484
I'm not here to criticize. It would be a waste of breath. I'm just voicing my concerns. And telling you if I see it creep into Gotham, I will shut it down.
No.726487
>>726486
Gotham's all yours. I never wanna set foot in that hellhole again unless it's for a primo chili dog.
>>726485
Mind your own business.
No.726488
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>>726487
Sorry I am just a bit concerned that's all.
No.726489
>>726487
Oh, well, I guess I'll just tell Damian you won't be coming to his party.
No.726490
>>726489
Grayson, I'm naming a helicopter landing pad after you because imagining you being crushed by large flying things is amusing to me.
No.726491
>>726488
No you're not, you're just fuckin' nosy.
People like that are liable to get their noses removed, if you're picking up what I'm putting down.
>>726489
I don't even know how old the brat is let alone care enough to attend a kid's party. Come on now.
No.726492
>>726476
Isn't that the case...
So, whats new? Damian?
No.726493
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>>726491
No Hood, I am just concern since last time I saw you.... well you died. I am concern if you should be starting a war after that experience. Then again it's not my place to tell you what you to do.
No.726494
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>>726490
You have to be a man before you can be Batman
>>726491
Its his first boy/girl party. He said he didn't want me or Alf to be there.
No.726495
>>726492
Why does everyone ask me about the kid?
>>726493
Are you pretending to be stupid or is this genuine.
Who the hell do you think I am?
>>726494
But why me?
>
Oh yeah, we both hate Drake.
...I'll go if you pay for the pizza.
No.726496
>>726492
My existence has progressed another year.
I expect my gift to be of adequate size of pleasurable to shake.
>>726494
My mustache will start growing faster than all the other smallish troglodytes I know. I can thank mother for those Persian genes.
>>726495
It's caviar pizza.
No.726497
>>726496
>gives him a gift
>its a gun
Have fun!
>>726495
Who would I ask, Bruce?
No.726498
>>726495
He likes you. Thinks you'll let it slide if he tries to put some moves on girls.
Please don't let him do anything other than just awkward child flirting.
>>726496
You'll probably end up with a mustache that doesn't meet in the middle. You can thank Ra's for that goofy goatee
No.726499
>>726495
An undead that recently gave up hope on the world, who's also known as a hero/mercenary, has more blood on him than a the church, and now wants to start a meaningless war where the outcome will always be the same.
No.726500
>>726496
Who the fuck puts fish eggs on pizza? Jesus Christ y'know what I'm going just to give you a modicum of taste.
Fucking silver spoon brat...nauseating-ass caviar pizza, what the hell.
>>726497
Yeah? Y'know, his dad?
>still in denial after giving Talia the D
>>726498
He knows how to flirt? Christ I missed more than I thought.
No.726501
>>726499
Wrong on the first part, the second part, you got the third, and it's not meaningless: I already visited an alternate Earth where it resulted in a fucking utopia. And not the Orwellian kind: the good kind.
So kindly blow me or fuck off.
No.726502
>>726497
>tosses the gun out the window
I don't use cowards' tools.
>>726498
Is this why father wants me to eat more meat, because he think I'll become an eco-terrorist too?
Also we need someone to be the dunk-tank bait. You're it.
>>726500
Says the guy who thinks a corner chili dog stand from a million years ago should be the standard for all chili dogs everywhere.
No.726503
>>726500
He think he knows how to flirt. I think he's going for an amalgam of you and I.
>>726502
Tim owes me a favor. He's in the dunk tank.
No.726504
>>726502
You haven't even tried it. 'dogs're the fuckin' best. I get'em for free since I've been goin' to that stand since I was a tyke after Bruce took me in.
>>726503
Oh god. Alright, you win: I'll attend for sure.
>
Drake's in the dunk tank, huh...
>malicious ideas forming
No.726505
>>726501
Oh, so you've gain some hope back good for you. There is no such thing as a utopia and no I will not blow you.
No.726506
>>726503
Acceptable.
>
I'm a nearly genetically perfect human being with unheard of muscle mass for someone my age, and I can wear a suit. I don't need to flirt.
>slicks his hair back anyway
>>726504
Nepotism is hardly a reason to like something.
>distant rimshot
Don't look so cocky, you're in the pie throwing booth.
No.726507
>>726505
Have you ever been slapped for lack of understanding? Because I'm not far from hitting you with silver knuckledusters.
I lost my faith a long time ago, fuck off with that "recent" shit. And gang wars have been my go-to since I came back from the dead the very first time.
How about you do some research before you open that dumbass mouth of yours.
And there was one, but fucking Superboy-Prime destroyed it and other alternate Earths when a reality warping dickwaffle dragged me and a few others to go look for some asshole who got lost in the multiverse.
>Earth-51 memories
>and now he's mad
Seriously. Fuck off before I decide to just punch you into a coma for annoying me.
>>726506
>
>that's all Jay hears
I'm just gonna stick around to educate you on how the other half lives so you don't come off as the biggest prick out of a sewing needle factory.
Y'know, unless you wanna be the most unlikeable lifeform on the planet this side of a certain Horseshoe Head who will remain unnamed for eternity on penalty of bad luck for life.
No.726508
>>726504
The dunk tank is a rental. You will not fill it with anything but ice water.
>>726506
Its adorable when you try to reject how normal you are
No.726509
>>726507
...
>cape covering his arms
>secretly writing all that down
It might not have dawned on you yet, Todd, but Batman isn't an inherently beloved position or person. It's kind of the point.
...Though I'll probably need to work with women someday outside of an amorous interest, and I don't know how to adequately stave them off.
>>726508
Being born in a test tube is normal?
No.726510
>>726508
Come on, live a little. Little bit of itching powder in the water won't kill him.
>by "little bit" he means "a lot"
>>726509
>
>is this what pride is like
>that right there is my little bro
Gotcha covered, Damian.
No.726511
>>726509
People make babies in labs all the time. Maybe not to the extent you mom went to, but still.
>>726510
You will not put itching powder in the water. I will allow you to put it all in his underwear drawer.
No.726512
>>726507
>
I've actually been stabbed for my lack of understanding and I'll leaving you alone. My apologies for making you angry again.
No.726513
>>726510
I've been informed that punching them isn't socially acceptable, but I'm keeping it in mind anyway.
>>726511
My father's one of a handful of billionaires in the country.
I can do this all day.
No.726514
>>726511
Deal.
>
If you let me put eels in the water.
>>726513
It's okay to punch girls if they're not human.
It's actually encouraged.
>>726512
Fucking vampires, go back to lusting for Marc's currently occupied D. Don't got time for your shit.
No.726515
>>726514
>
I've never thought about committing that act towards him once, Jay. The most I've though is he would be a suitable candidate to fulfil my former Master's wish.
No.726516
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>>726513
Yes, I know. Did you forget the part where we live and work together?
>>726514
No eels. Classic pranks only.
No.726517
>>726514
Stellar foreshadowing as always.
>>726516
I don't have to take this from you, I have my own island now.
>
What about just hitting him in the face with the ball.
No.726518
>>726515
You don't get to call me by name, maid. We're not friends or family.
Keep it up, I might just end you.
>>726516
You sayin' eels aren't classic?
>>726517
>thumbs up
No.726519
>>726517
Actually, turned out that your island is a protected habitat. Its been turned into an animal sanctuary without interferance from man.
>>726518
More that its cruel to the eels
No.726520
>>726518
Right..... my bad.
No.726521
>>726518
Pictures if it happens.
>phone buzzes
>?
...It's Ducard. I should secure the bounce house.
>>726519
Best birthday ever.
>darts out
No.726522
>>726519
Pfffft. Aight, fair point.
>>726520
Shoulda let Revy put one in you.
>>726521
You mean a bouncy castle-there he goes.
No.726523
>>726521
I keep forgetting how crazy he is about animals.
>>726522
The bouncy house if for the kids. The bouncy castle is going to be for us.
If you bang someone in it, you're paying the cleaning fee.
No.726525
>>726522
Even of she did it would not kill me.
No.726526
>>726523
You can bang in a bouncy castle?
No way.
>Dick why
>>726525
Lucky I got silver bullets then huh.
No.726527
>>726523
You can bang in a bouncy castle?
No way.
>Dick why
>>726525
Lucky I got silver bullets then huh.
No.726528
>>726527
I wish those can kill me now.
>Sighs
No.726529
>>726525
Ain't stoppin' me from trying!
>Revy no put the gun down
>BANGBANGBANG
No.726530
>>726525
L-Lancelot, isn't that enough experience?
>AAAAARTHUUUUUUURRR
O-okay.
No.726531
>>726526
You've never banged in a bounce house? You are missing out.
>maybe don't tell him about any other crazy carnival or circus sex
No.726533
>>726528
You run away from here every morning before the sun rises. Try again.
You're not unkillable like Marc and I are.
Ageless why not, but still mortal.
>>726529
Ayyyyy.
>sitting back
>watching the shots
>>726531
Dick. Stories. Now.
No.726535
>>726533
Yeah well....the thing about that is....
>grapple gun
>out the window he goes
No.726538
>>726533
No Hood, I am no longer than just a vampire thanks to that immortal moon princess that finds pleasure in torturing others when she can not play with her 'lover.' If you have something that can kill a immortal or turn me into a statue then I would recommend using it on me if you truly want to get rid of me.
No.726539
>>726529
>The wounds continue to heal as you shoot.
Aim for the head revy.
No.726540
>>726538
>looks up from her coffee
...Nah.
No.726541
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>>726533
>belligerent screaming
>>726539
THE FUCK YOU THINK I'M AIMIN' FOR
>shooting intensifies
DAKKADAKKADAKKDAKKADAKKA
No.726543
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>>726538
You watch too much anime.
I'll bludgeon you to death with my supernatural-killing knuckledusters later. Get outta my sight.
>can'o'soda deployed
>chug
>>726541
>just keep drinking Jay
>before this day turns you into a Red Lantern again
No.726544
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>>726540
For some reason I feel like I really missed my chance at another good roll...
>>726542
That'll do, right?
No.726545
>>726540
Hm?
>>726541
>Collapses on the group after the barrage of bullets.
>Ten seconds later I stand back up and dusts off my skirt.
You done?
No.726547
>>726543
Pop me one of those.
>>726545
Nope.
>grenade launcher time
>pew
No.726549
>>726546
I'm done with your shit for one day.
Fuck outta here. Before I really get mad.
>>726547
>tsst
Waitin' on you.
No.726550
>>726548
I can't shake off this feeling...
>stuffing more iTunes cards into his phone
Maybe if I keep going.
>CE
>CE
>CE
Guh.
No.726551
>>726550
You have to hold down and the B button for it to work.
No.726553
>>726551
Eh?
>
Ah! It's you! I blew so much of my quartz... a-at least I got Siegfried.
>>726552
I'm terrified and confused and really disappointed at my luck.
No.726554
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>>726549
Sorry that I don't understand.
>>726547
>A good chunk of my body is missing thanks to the explosion. You can see as the organs, bones, muscle, and tissue began to regenerate. Forming an entirely new arm, leg, torso, and organ to replace the missing one. It looks extremely painful.
No.726555
>>726553
You're not my friend's Master.
>
Do you know where it comes from? I know someone who wants it.
No.726556
>>726549
Fuckin-
>>726554
...Yeah, I ain't thirsty anymore.
>steps over the body
>ambles out
No.726557
>>726554
I really. Really. Am tired of you. I gave you five chances to live. I'm leaving. If I ever see you again, consider yourself dead. Doesn't matter how much tissue you can regenerate when there won't be an atom left.
>>726556
Wait up.
>followan
No.726558
>>726556
>Sighs.
You could of left me a shirt.
>Disappears from everyone's sight for a minute.
No.726559
>>726555
Not anymore.
>;_;
Sis messed with my phone and-y'know what nevermind.
>uh
That's top secret under Chaldea restrictions!
No.726560
>>726559
You don't know, do you.
>can't lie to these eyes
>
Do you want a replacement?
No.726561
>>726560
>lying status: no
>C h a l d e a
>beyond toppest secret
Replacement...? Eh?
No.726562
>>726561
>m8
My brother's Master was killed. His Independent Action skill will only last him so long.
I'd feel bad.
>saving the Cain to his Abel
>Hero of Charity
No.726563
>>726562
I can't say no to someone in need. We need all the help we can get with these Grand Orders.
>nod
Where is your brother?
No.726564
>>726563
Hold on.
>stick a cardboard Karna cutout on gigaspear
>sticks it out the window
>thunk
>lightning arrow lodged in it
That way.
No.726565
>>726564
[!]
Mystic Code Change!
>
Wait a minute...
No.726566
>>726565
>uh
You look like the Moon Cell Archer.
No.726567
>>726566
It's the Forest Rogue's Garb! Good at dodging! ...And nothing else!
No.726568
>>726567
Clothes...
>!
I think one of my moves is a Mystic Code.
No.726569
>>726568
No way... a Legendary Super Servant...?!
No.726570
No.726571
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>>726569
Super?
>Jinako what does it mean
I'm lucky to be as strong as I am, yes.
>distant BRRRROOOOOOTHEERRRR
No.726572
>>726571
Wait, you're...!
>CHALDEADEX
>"Five star Lancer-class Servant: Karna."
Which makes your brother... Arjuna.
I can do this!
>stands out the window
>pose
>
No.726573
>>726572
>!
>Impossible, this lowborn's posing aptitude is so high!?
>What trickery is this, brother!
>...do I pose back or shoot him
No.726574
>>726572
>?
>peeks over
Oh, you're like Shielder.
No.726575
>>726573
>p o s e
>Come on... come on...!
>>726574
Eh? You know Mashu? Great!
No.726576
>>726575
...I wouldn't say know.
No.726577
>>726575
>enemy Gudao's posing has confused Arjuna
>[SMUGLY EAT NOODLES]
>
No.726578
>>726576
Are you friends?
>>726577
Good enough! Go, Minilot! Retrieve Arjuna!
>AI!
No.726579
File: 1452582523808.jpg (197.26 KB, 850x984, 425:492, sample-0a5bbc05d66b48f29d2….jpg)
>>726578
She tripped on me one time.
I tried to apologize, but she kept hitting me with her shield.
...Good thing nothing hurts.
No.726580
>>726578
>WAITWAITWAITNOI'MNOTREADY
>I know what to do
>REALLY BIG NAAN, GO
No.726581
>>726579
>guh
Mashuuuu...!
>>726580
>being led along by minilot on a leash
Arjuuuuunaaaa!
No.726582
>>726581
>um
...Where'd Jinako go.
No.726583
>>726581
>ok wait for them to get close
>aaaaaaaaaaaand action
So! You've finally managed to catch up to me, lowborn.
You think I'm intimidated by your weak posing?
No.726584
>>726582
Best two out of three?
No.726585
>>726583
>okay Gudao
>just don't show fear
>
Weak? Ha. This posing of mine isn't even at full power!
No.726586
>>726584
Is it really necessary to have to play for bathroom rights I mean I just got here and I'll just win again aaaaaaaaaaa
No.726587
>>726586
We're actually just waiting for Jeanne to get out, she takes forever.
No.726588
>>726585
Pitiful, so pitiful!
Look at that form, is your head weighty with perfection enough to need to use your hand, or are you just scared?
Observe!
>
No.726589
>>726587
>muffled from inside
This little hangnail went to market~
>snip
This little hangnail stayed home~
>stip
No.726590
>>726587
>this is not good
>damn it Karna you dropped me off here and said "go play" without any warning!
Oh...
S-So, uh...best two out of three?
No.726591
>>726588
>gkkt
>crouching nerd, hidden freak
What was that?
>
No.726592
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>>726589
Hurry it up in there! Jinako's next and then I gotta go, dammit!
>aaaaaa why did I drink all that milk
>>726590
>guh
Might as well...
No.726593
>>726591
>!
>holy shit did you see that
>what the fuck that shit wasn't natural
>[Arjuna retracts coolly]
>
Tch.
Brute posing and no finesse won't win this battle.
You don't have enough badges to train me!
No.726594
>>726592
Hang onto your lack of panties, I'm comin', I'm comin'!
>shower noises
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiingin' in the rain~
No.726595
>>726593
>WHERE DID I GET THIS GUN FROM OH MY GOD AM I SMOKING AAAAAAA
Don't I?
>
Gate of Grinding.
>gold Archer EXP and monuments loaded
Do you have enough levels?
No.726596
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>>726592
>Smash intensifies
>obviously letting Kanno get an advantage
So...this is a real war, h-huh.
>what did that even mean aaaa
No.726597
>>726595
>
>
>
>yes
>YESSSSSSSSSSSS
>UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAHH
No.726598
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>>726594
You're doing that on purpose!
>aaaa
A-Arthur, get out of the other bathroom already before one of us explodes.
>>726596
>she's throwing the match
>gkkkkkt
Y-yeah...
>uh
So... what's Karna like.
>impatient foot tapping
No.726599
>>726597
U-unlike sis, I have all the time in the world to grind.
>just kinda
>firing mats and exp at Arjuna
No.726600
>>726598
>down the hall
>blowdrying his hair and trying on every pair of old glasses
No.726601
>>726598
You know what you gotta dooooooooo~
>banging from behind the door
>sounds like she's standing on her head on the other side
Let's hear it!
No.726602
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>>726598
>uh
>lighten up there, girl
>GAMER BLADDER GO
Karna? Oh, he's fine. Really polite, if a little sassy sometimes.
What's um...?
No.726603
>>726599
Yes...
Yes I think we can strike a deal.
>I have become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
No.726604
File: 1452584480435.jpg (121.87 KB, 486x600, 81:100, 7f94949fda5cda59b9740533af….jpg)
>>726600
AAAAAAARTHURRRRRR!
>>726601
Gkkt... fine, you get to suckle.
>>726602
>how
>I'm dying over here oh god
>I'm about to leak into a fucking bottle
Uh. Siegfried and him are good friends. He stays over a lot.
>Ness backthrowed into b-air
God--how did you get so good?
>FUCKING
No.726605
>>726603
Phew... good, 'cause the next Grand Order is soon and it's here in America!
No.726606
>>726604
Ding ding ding, we have a winner!
Let's see what's behind Door #1!
>smashes the door open
>somersaults in
Tell her what she's won, Vanna!
No.726607
>>726604
Oh! Right, I...forgot his name, is all. Heheh.
>I wonder if I can show her my fanfic
>Kirby false-suicide
>see ya, baybee
Um...my parents died and left me a lot of money, so I have lots of time to practice-
>Jeanne
Oh thank gosh!
>races in
No.726608
>>726606
Jeez.
>pops her cheongsam open
>already dribbling a bit
'mere.
>>726607
>at least she won't take forever
No.726609
>>726605
>wait really
>I thought it was just a big place for me to fight Karna
>what even
Uh...of course! And we wouldn't want to miss that whatever you said, would we?
But just for your sake, why don't you repeat everything you know.
No.726610
>>726609
>[E X P O S I T I O N]
So... yeah. History's getting messed up and it's up to sis, Mashu and I and some Servants to fix it. Otherwise mankind'll be extinct by next year!
No.726611
File: 1452585093471.png (400.71 KB, 643x1000, 643:1000, be853cbb0aa35ada149bfc3860….png)
>>726608
Dinner bell!
>dives on top of her
>latched on status: immediate
>shluk shluk shluk
No.726612
>>726608
>one pee trip later
Phew, what were we talking abou-
>
>
>
No.726613
>>726610
>doo doo do doooo do do doo
>do do dodododo doooo-
>oh he stopped talking
Hm? Yes yes, very important.
But isn't it already "next year"?
No.726614
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>>726611
>oof
Watch the gut, dammit-ohhh... that's the good stuff.
>>726612
This was the price of your bathroom trip, try not to... mind, too much.
>uh
We talked about your--softer dammit--past. Mine's a little similar.
Had a big sister and a dad. Dad wanted us both to participate in Grail Wars. Sis summons Saber, turns out she's a psycho, kills every Servant, butchers dad and tries to gut me. So Saber kills her first.
That was the first holy grail war.
No.726615
>>726613
2017. Next next year.
No.726616
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>>726614
>muffled contentment
>nip
No.726617
No.726618
>>726614
>KARNA WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU THESE PEOPLE ARE FREAKS
Oh, t-that's too, um...bad.
I mean I'm sorry...! Really.
>oh jeez oh man
>eyes averted
>wait
First...?
No.726619
>>726616
>yelps
Ahn! Dammit Jeanne!
>>726618
>
>shit
...Yeah. First. Then came the second, talk about that one another day.
I'm older than I look.
No.726620
>>726615
>oh thank Indra
Exactly, so there's nothing to worry about.
>more time to practice poses
Go over the part about how we stop this Grunge Ogre thing again, just to solidify it in your mind.
No.726621
File: 1452585891673.gif (213.25 KB, 500x545, 100:109, tumblr_nxr2tnFoxv1ssg673o2….gif)
>>726619
The flow weakened! I'm only human!
Oh wait not anymore, ha!
>gently slapping the other one
No.726623
>>726619
>frantically texting Karna
>quickly hides the phone when she turns around
Oh no, you look...great?
>is that what you're supposed to say
Listen, I'm not really g-good with all this...whatever that's going on.
No.726624
>>726621
Jeanne-
>AAAAAA
>leaking
W-we're trying to have fun and-goddammit...
>>726623
Neither am I but Rulers are annoyingly resistant to command spells-
>going crosseyed
Y-you should go...
No.726625
>>726622
Time travel? Don't be ridiculous.
If it doesn't bother to come exactly where I can see it, then I hardly see how it's that important.
No.726626
>>726625
What if someone in the past kills you before you even get here? None of this will have happened.
I don't get all the complicated stuff but we get sent back to stop stuff from happening.
No.726627
>>726624
But milking the cow is part of my chores!
I really want to earn my keep around here, no freeloaders allowed!
>switches nips
Y'know this would go faster if someone else would help~
No.726628
>>726624
>AAAAAAAAAAAA
Trust me, I'm t-trying...
>faced the complete opposite way
>Karna will get mad if I don't try
>ugh
We can...er, pick this up later?
No.726629
>>726627
But company-gkkkkkt
>>726628
>flailing
Later's good-Jeanne fucking stop you're gonna bite it off
No.726630
>>726626
...
>WHAT IF KARNA KILLS ME IN THE PAST
That untouchable bastard...he planned this!
>ahem
The matter is settled. Lives are in danger, so I will fulfill my duty as a hero.
No.726631
>>726630
Great!
>haha more quartz
>HAHA MORE GATCHA
No.726632
>>726629
Ok ok, party pooper
>disengages
>milky smek
Don't have a cow, man. Go have your nerd fun with princess nerd. Nerd.
Damn shame if the rest of those tanks gets wasted on blonde~
No.726633
>>726629
>
I'll go get drinks...
>Karna hurry
>skedaddles to the kitchen
No.726634
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>>726632
>just kinda grabs her head
>back down
Finish, you're gonna leave carpet stains.
Guh... Arthur, come here. I need help.
>>726633
Take a little longer, I'm so sorry.
No.726635
>>726631
And to kill Karna
No.726636
>>726634
>walks out, blowdryer still going
>?
>thunk
...
No.726637
>>726634
>~
Yes ma'am!
>INHALE
No.726638
>>726635
>UH
Nnnno let's not do that he's really nice and Mashu still has to apologize!
No.726639
File: 1452587549341.jpg (121.87 KB, 486x600, 81:100, 7f94949fda5cda59b9740533af….jpg)
>>726636
I still have one more. Get to it.
Call it practice.
>>726637
>j e e z
Mmngh...
No.726640
>>726638
BUT HE'S A BIG STUPID IDIOT AND I HATE HI-
>control yourself
Tell this Mashu she has nothing to apologize for, that idiot should be lucky to be alive right now without my peerless tracking abilities after him.
That I totally have.
No.726641
File: 1452587742818.jpg (123.35 KB, 600x422, 300:211, tumblr_mkvztvrpyu1snsh5fo1….jpg)
>>726639
>um
...If it's all the same to you.
>hood pulled way down
>rooted to the spot
No.726642
File: 1452587843133.jpg (518.07 KB, 777x1000, 777:1000, 5a3cda44bac38aa07c7bc9f184….jpg)
>>726639
>pop
Ahhhhhhh, nothing hits the spot like that, eh?
>pats her belly
All full, and wait'll the next demon get a load of all this!
No.726643
..
>This is.. oh more servants. Of course..
>Sigh
No.726644
>>726641
Get a bowl then it's dribbling an-aaaahnn...
>
T-take Jinako home please.
>>726642
I hope the small one doesn't bite them off like you do.
>wince
No.726646
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>>726644
>flinches
...
>ducks away
>ZOOM
>pops back in a few minutes later with mason jar
It's...all I could find.
No.726648
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>>726643
>INTRUDER
>I must POSE
>>726645
POSE!
No.726649
>>726647
You're... Rin Tohsaka. Huh.
>>726648
>jeez
>P O S E
No.726650
>>726644
Oooo, if he does can you let me know so I can keep 'em in a bag? I'm trying to start a scrapbook and damn me to immolation if I just don't have anything to put in there yet.
>
Awww, why'd she have to go? We hadn't even gotten to the actual sleepover!
No.726651
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>>726648
>Puzzled at the miking
>Is she being milked? I.. I.. I am actually not surprised as I thoug..
>Oh great, project runway.
>>726649
Who's asking?
No.726652
File: 1452588575516.png (73.36 KB, 306x381, 102:127, tumblr_o0etlybLny1ssg673o5….png)
>>726649
>
>>726651
>I see you think you know high fashion
>GUESS AGAIN
Just say the word, and I'll get toss the naan on her.
No.726653
>>726646
It'll do.
>squeeze
This is going to be a thing now, isn't it.
>>726651
>bruh she ain't even here
>at all
>>726650
Because Karna would worry.
No.726654
>>726651
I'm not asking, I already know who you are. Your command seals gave it away.
>also he's from the fuuuture
>Grand Order, baybee
I'm Gudao, provisional Master for the Chaldea Security Organization. That's all I'm allowed to say.
>>726652
>ayy
You mean that really tasty flatbread?
No.726655
>>726653
Evidently.
>searching for any non-white beverage
>sip
I'll admit to not knowing much, but that's not the best way to make a first impression on new friends, is it.
>shakes his head
I'm going to put a leash on that one.
No.726656
>>726653
What, that guy?
Man, he's almost like, too much of a little bitch, you know? Like, that guy's pretty like a woman. I mean sure I'd still love to see the tan one put it in his ass, but it just wouldn't feel right, you know?
>glum sigh
It's a hard line to walk, I think I'm depressed.
No.726657
No.726658
File: 1452589003276.jpg (182.93 KB, 850x1203, 850:1203, sample-a4f64e9d2fd3d6169d0….jpg)
>>726652
W-what? You will do what?
>Walks over and plops down on the couch
>>726653
>Wot?
>>726654
Yes, I am Rin Tohsaka, although your powers of deduction must be far more superior then the rest.. I wasn't the only female to ever have command seals. Welcome to this place Gudao, it's as twisted and ridiculous as it seems.
>Chaldea Security? Okay I wasn't asking but sure tell me your employers name.
No.726659
File: 1452589056638.png (402.3 KB, 582x692, 291:346, kanno_fumi_render_by_cyan0….png)
>>726655
If you would... I really need to go to the damn bathroom.
>powerwalking back to her room
>in her apartment
>door locking noises
>>726656
...What?
>UH
Jeez.
Look... I'm not saying "no" to sharing, but in company? Come on, Jeanne. I'm trying to make a friend and you go and do that.
Damn.
>>726658
>o o g a b o o g a
No.726660
>>726654
The very same!
>>726658
>fuckhuge naan hoisted
The naaaaaaaaaaaaan
No.726661
>>726658
Didn't you know? Command seals are entirely unique to the Master.
Yours are already recorded.
>
Oh, I know. Mashu comes here sometimes and her shield records everything.
>>726660
>half-tempted to eat it
Naaaaaaan.
No.726662
>>726659
Of course.
>posts up outside the door
>glaring daggers at Jeanne
I'll get in touch with Karna about making another play da-...well you know what I mean.
If you want, of course.
No.726663
File: 1452589258917.png (244.67 KB, 1023x689, 1023:689, This is how he parks the b….png)
No.726664
>>726659
Eh?
>scratching her stomach
Ah man, what's this weird feelings-like sensation I'm getting in my heart-gut? Gross.
>sitting on the sink
Aw c'mon, she was a weirdo anyway, I did you a favor!
But I gueeeeeeeeeeeeeeess if you say so.
No.726666
File: 1452589518370.jpg (232.63 KB, 500x708, 125:177, e9b6b62b647380e39856ca2310….jpg)
>>726659
>D e r k a D e r k a
>>726660
Please refrain from throwing Indian inspired cuisine at me..
>>726661
No.. no, I didn't know..
>Note to self- have Archer check for bugs inside our estate. Note to self- smack Archer if he finds any bugs for letting intruders inside our estate. Final Note to self- Figure out how Goldie got into the wine cellar and commandeered our wine..
Mashu? I haven't had the time to meet someone by that name.
No.726667
>>726662
Thanks, Arthur.
>
Guh. I really am terrible.
>>726664
Jeanne all of us are weirdos.
No.726668
>>726665
Need somethin', pal?
No.726669
>>726661
How long will it take anyway for this Grand Order business to start? I'm very busy and I don't want to be caught unaware in the middle of...something important.
>I should go find a wasteland
>I bet those are fun to hang out in
>>726666
Those numbers...
>G A N D I V A
Explain yourself.
No.726670
>>726666
Really? Lavender hair, sleeveless armor, big...
>chest
Shield.
>>726669
Dr. Roman will call and let us know a week before it starts. Until them I'm just trying to find Mashu.
No.726671
>>726668
>S'my line, pal. Come crashin' in here with that bike there for somethin', huh?
No.726672
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>>726667
Yes, mom. I'll remember, mom.
>heehee
And how! Now if you'll excuuuuuuuuuuuse me I'm gonna go be a weirdo in the exact direction of "the lab."
>cartwheels away
No.726673
>>726667
I'll be honest, if fluctuates from day to day.
But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume our tenet was something of an enabler.
>...
Yes....yes you can bring Karna. Yes she's very sorry. I'm sure, thank you.
>click
Seems Jinako saw it my way too.
No.726674
>>726669
I uh? What? Okay you're gunna have to be more specific. I just arrived and I have a stalker with a hand fetish, and someone about to throw bread at me..
>6666 Get son
>>726670
You're describing almost every girl in here with a big chest..
>And then there's me, with a happy handful. Curse you Asian jeans..
.. and non traditional hair color.
No.726675
>>726672
At least she's not watching me take a leak this time. How that counts as a sin I won't ask.
>>726673
New rule in the household: limit of two cups of any liquid per four hours.
No.726676
>>726671
Not like I really had a choice. The closest parking lot's miles from here.
No.726677
>>726670
>sluuuuuuuuurrrrppppppppppp-
>
Then I'll make the best of my abilities in the meantime.
Like eating this delicious package of noodles.
>>726674
You're obviously in complete awe of me and too knowledgeable of your place to tell me what you know.
But I will get what I want, through posing
No.726678
>>726674
Everyone has big shields?
>>726677
>eating the naan
Eh?
No.726679
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>>726675
How suitably draconian.
>
Then I suppose I should probably get my two out of the way while I still can, hm?
>new glass
>yosh
>Arty wait that's the milk
>Arty
No.726680
>>726676
>Not what I meant.
>You're one'a them, ain't ya. Heralds or whatever, the skull gives it away.
>Who croaked.
No.726681
>>726679
>not like Kanno can tell
Accident prevention.
>
Wait is that the jar I just...Arthur that's not cow milk--I swear if one of you two makes the cow pun I'll go nuts,
No.726682
>>726677
>Holy shit I have hit a new level of confusion with this guy. Just smile and nod Rin, smile and nod.
>Smiles and mods
>>726678
You can drop the act with me, I know you weren't talking about shields. I'm not buying it. No I haven't seen her, but maybe a picture will help.
No.726683
>>726680
>Some sinner croaks every time I start up my motorcycle. I don't keep track of who they are.
No.726684
>>726681
>?
You're telling me...Again?
>...
>sip
I'd just like to point out that assuming thoughts based on facial expression is horribly unjust and probably not true.
No.726685
>>726678
You'll need your strength for the road ahead.
So I took the liberty of making this.
>it's a backpack
>made of naan
>>726682
My Master has asked you a question. You should answer.
No.726686
>>726683
>Tough one, aren'tcha.
>All roads lead somewhere though, uh? Why here.
No.726687
>>726682
>uh
>holds up a picture of Shielder
>note the giant fucking shield she's holding
But I was talking about shields.
>>726685
>!
It's... beautiful!
No.726688
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>>726684
I'll admit half the bottles of milk in the fridge are... uh, mine. Some are Jeanne's. Through magic.
Russian roulette to find out which is what.
No.726689
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>>726685
>All this naan.. so much naan.
Ive answered him already. I told him I haven't seen this Mashu person.
>>726687
O-oh..
>Takes the picture
>That's a big fucking shield
Those are huge.. I think I have seen her around actually, but very briefly. Maybe my servant would be better versed in this topic.
No.726690
>>726686
Don't know. I don't stay in one place for more than a couple a' days at a time, but somehow I always end up back at this hellhole.
>looks around
Then again, more sins happen here than anywhere else I've been. Maybe my brother was right when he said I shoulda burned this place to the ground.
No.726691
File: 1452591554721.jpg (859.26 KB, 2224x2912, 139:182, Fate.Prototype.full.159434….jpg)
>>726688
I hope insanity isn't contagious.
I'm just curious how you thought you were going to hide the fact that we had triple the normal amount of milk bottles in the fridge all of a sudden.
>sigh
>stiffens
...I let Mordred have some for the road when we came back.
No.726692
>>726687
>studying the picture as well
>Clairvoyance: C
Battle ready friendship...
>wait what
>>726689
Are you suuuuuuuuuuuure?
Because it's unjust to lie.
No.726693
>>726691
>gkkt
...Milk's good for growing girls...?
No.726694
>>726690
>ghost shrug
>Do what ya gotta, same as any other mook.
>Just glad you ain't the green guy.
No.726695
>>726689
Archer, right? He's helped out on some of our jobs. At least, a version of him.
>>726692
Battle ready battle Master battle ready!
>POSE
No.726696
File: 1452591822301.jpg (681.89 KB, 794x1122, 397:561, faa00f2b7f33517ef0607c9bd4….jpg)
>>726692
Now that I have seen a picture of her, I am sure I've probably seen her in passing. A shield that big would be hard to miss around here..
>>726695
Yes Archer. I find it creepy that you have me cataloged. Why?
No.726697
>>726693
Ghosts don't grow.
>
Completely hypothetical but what are your thoughts on the Witness Protection Program?
No.726698
File: 1452591868038.jpg (105.67 KB, 466x720, 233:360, Somebody get this hothead ….jpg)
>>726694
I've met a lot of green people. Who're you talking about?
No.726699
File: 1452591934693.jpg (105.8 KB, 600x847, 600:847, A weapon to surpass Metal ….jpg)
>>726695
>[steambot noises]
BATTLE READY BATTLE MASHU BATTLE READY
>>726696
>beep beep giant shield robot coming through
No.726700
>>726697
I used it to gain this identity as Fumi Kanno.
It works.
No.726701
>>726695
>uh
>quick look like you know what you're doing
>POSE
>man this pose is bullshit way to catch me off guard.
>>726696
>Archer
Yes?
No.726702
>>726696
Can't tell you, official world-saving business!
>>726699
Mashu! Battling spirit, prepare to battle!
>>726701
>YEAH WE'RE DOING IT
No.726703
>>726698
>The big one, say he's second only to the top dog.
>Me, I ain't much for it. I got a pal I keep an eye on in this joint, suits me fine.
No.726704
>smoking up a storm and drinking
Fucking vampires... what a goddamn pain.
No.726705
>>726700
That doesn't sound like taking the hint to enjoy a stress-free mini-vacation to hopefully not irreparably damage our unborn child.
Did I mention stress-free?
>wink wink
No.726706
>>726703
At least you've got somebody to look out for. Most of the time, I'm riding completely solo. S'better that way.
No.726707
File: 1452592292964.jpg (63.02 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, 4483266ee78b201423be5dfd40….jpg)
>>726699
>OH SHIT IT'S THE CHINESE!
>>726701
What?
>Oh.. he must be an Archer.
Not you, my Archer.
>Too many servants! I'm gunna start naming them. You're black Archer from now on.. yea that's not racist at all. Keep that to yourself.
>>726702
>Everyone's a hero..
I found her..
>Pointing at the Battle Ready Mashu
No.726708
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>>726705
Why the talk about witness protection?
No.726709
>>726702
YES, SENSEI!
BATTLE READY BATTLE MASHU BATTLE READY
>>726707
>WHO ARE THE PATRIOTS
No.726710
File: 1452592447010.png (379.56 KB, 588x656, 147:164, 9ffa5972304c7ef3ae1f85135b….png)
>>726704
Tellin' me. You see how her guts went? Bitch probably did that on purpose.
>glug
Fuck's sake.
No.726711
>>726702
Yes!
>>726707
>that's currynigger to you
I feel sorry for you.
>flips up to the robot
No.726713
>>726707
I know! It's great!
Mystic Code Change!
>suddenly in a new outfit
>>726709
Battle hard and live, so you can continue battling!
>GLEAM~
>>726711
Arjuna! Witness the power of POSING!
No.726714
>>726706
>Suit yourself. Your funeral dyin' alone.
>Heh. Funeral.
No.726715
>>726710
I'm done playing games with that bitch.
>pops open a pouch on his utility belt
>Red Lantern ring
>staring intently at it
No.726716
>>726709
>She's a servant with a Transformers inspired weapon.. the Grail is running out of shit to crank out..
>>726711
I'm not the least bit concerned of your feelings towards me, we just met.
>>726713
You haven't told me how you know about me..
No.726717
>>726712
Use. Your. Words.
...Please.
No.726718
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>>726715
Ah?
>eyean the bling
I ain't all boned up on your super secret not-spy shit, but how the fuck is a Ring Pop gonna do squat.
No.726719
File: 1452592876571.jpg (112.99 KB, 600x791, 600:791, 0c21f75e638f36e387bd3c6d61….jpg)
>>726713
Extend, the hand of friendship!
>
W-wait back up...Mystic Code Change!
>>726716
>GATE
>OF
>SHIELDS
No.726720
>>726713
>>726716
>shakes his head
>turns away and looks at the sky all regal-like
>bends over and starts devouring naan a second later
No.726721
>>726714
Good thing I ain't dying anytime soon. Ghost Riders are hard to kill.
>SINNER SENSES, TINGLING
>looks out the window
I'd stick around, but there's a guy about two miles from here who I need to go have a staring contest with.
>Johnny Blaze, awaaay!
No.726722
>>726716
It's a secret to everybody!
>>726719
Shield bash!
>>726720
>suddenly in a Chaldea battlesuit
This is what poses can achieve! By posing with those you've bonded with, you unleash power!
No.726723
>>726717
You're saying that so often now I'm actually starting to feel bad.
To quote one of the few good things to come from my country in this day and age, "it was only a wafer thin joke".
>
No but really she's very inconsistent with her emotions and I don't want a repeat off Camlann over something so silly.
No.726724
>>726721
>Staring contest, huh.
>sheesh
No.726725
>>726723
I'm trying to get in the habit of being less terrible.
I take it it's not working.
>
Mordred? She seemed okay with it and was fine going to Disneyland, but that Jason Blood and Etrigan set her off.
>
Also Lancelot's easy to quell. I'll pack you some pocky.
No.726726
>>726718
You know Green Lantern, right. Stupid science ring, makes whatever you think of.
This one's like that. 'cept instead of being powered by determination, it's fuelled by rage. And instead of constructs, turns your blood to energized plasma, eats through anything, leaves no trace.
I'm gonna melt that bitch into nothing.
You don't wanna be anywhere near me when this thing goes on.
No.726727
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>>726719
H-Hi..
>>726720
>If his Noble Phantasm is making naan, I'm going to piss myself laughing
>>726722
Goodness, this place gets weirder and weirder..
>Gets a text message
Excuse me, I have to pick up Archer from the train station.
>Heads out
No.726728
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>>726725
She's not a fan of her past, which is more than I could say when I knew her in life.
>distant BAD DAD pangs
It reminded her of her childhood, which in turn reminded her of Morgan and me and...
Now that I think about it she's going to use that excuse for everything until the end of time.
>grin
You're doing a wonderful job, my own neuroses notwithstanding.
He tried clawing at my chest today, I wonder what that was about.
No.726729
>>726722
SHIELD BASH
>WHOOM
>Metal Gear roaring goes here
>>726727
Good day, fair citize-o-oh she left.
No.726730
>>726726
>standing behind Jason
I know you won't listen to me if I try to defend Sakuya... but putting that ring on is still a mistake. Killing her won't make it come off.
No.726731
>>726728
I don't think she likes me very much.
No.726732
>>726722
>sage nodding
Very well, Master. I will show you what happens when you take the concept of posing to the extreme.
Behold, my greatest pose, Blue Steel.
>
No.726733
>>726726
>
Uh...
>kicks a few empty cans on the floor
You been doin' hard shit while I wasn't lookin'?
No.726734
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>>726730
>Standing behind Moon Knight
But it'll feel good if you do!
>Chuckles and fades into the shadows
No.726735
>>726729
We did it, Mashu! We saved the city!
>everything is on fire
>>726732
Such power...!
My most potent pose... it came to me in a dream of an older man who kinda looked like me.
I don't get it, but here it goes.
>
No.726736
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>>726730
I'm counting on you to cut my hand off when I'm done. Or my finger. Whichever's easier.
I can count on you, right Marc?
>>726733
Y'know how I shit on people with superpowers?
Maaay be a little hypocritical. Got stuff tucked away in a really bad pinch.
>Red Lantern ring away
No.726737
>>726731
You want her to like you, don't you.
No.726738
File: 1452593969587.jpg (85.92 KB, 332x562, 166:281, Fumi_Kanno_appears_in_devi….jpg)
>>726737
...Would it be bad if I said I was tired of being disliked?
I was never sure if I wanted a family. Here I am carrying a Demi-Servant with you.
I'd like my stepdaughter to at least... get along.
No.726739
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>>726735
>script pops out of the shield
W-Wait! Was that a Spongebob or a Spec Ops-
>!
SCARY!
>shield spins up like a chainsaw
No.726740
File: 1452594020166.png (898.38 KB, 760x773, 760:773, Codenames are gangster as ….png)
>>726734
>sighs
Not. Helping.
>>726736
Yeah. I'll make sure to bring my adamantium darts.
No.726741
>>726735
Splendid.
>Gendo pose
Let the pose course through you, Master. Feel its power, its sway!
No.726742
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>>726736
>shrugs
Look Jay, I don't know or give much of a fuck what you do in your personal time. Run rampant, use whatever weird shit you got on whatever.
But you're lettin' this bitch get to you, man. Just put a bullet in her and walk.
S'not like there's much better.
No.726743
>>726739
Both!
>
Mashu no, please! I'm not sis!
>>726741
No, if I give into the pose, it will rule me, not the other way around!
No.726744
>>726742
We fucking tried that, Rev. Didn't do shit.
I'm sick of fuckers like that, they're gonna die and that's that.
>h y p o c r i t e
>>726740
'ppreciated.
No.726745
>>726738
I promise I'm not crying.
>he is
>just a little
My swelling pride aside, she'll come around.
Mordred is fair to things only when she likes them on a personal level. The second she stops screaming at you, you've won.
No.726746
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>>726743
HOW DO I KNOW THAT! YOU'RE RELATED!
>shield brandished
LET ME SEE YOUR ARM, SENPAI
No.726747
>>726745
So how do I do that?
No.726748
>>726744
Sakuya keeps saying she wants to die anyway, so there's no point in stopping you.
>conflicted Moonman noises
Just... try to make things quick, okay?
No.726749
>>726743
You fool boy! You're tossing away UNLIMITED POWE-Oh hang on.
>Gandiva on stun
>jolts Mashu
No.726750
>>726747
Just be yourself.
>nodnod
Unless she doesn't like you, in which case-
>opening up a giant flowchart
...I'm still finding that out myself, ok.
No.726751
>>726746
M-Mashu, I...
>>726749
Oh. Thanks, Arjuna.
>ahem
UNNNNNLIMITED POWAAAAH!
No.726752
File: 1452594682267.png (804.01 KB, 1280x1277, 1280:1277, tumblr_nrv7ifSq8n1r5ywk8o1….png)
>>726750
>Guts shaped hole in the door
You need a sack.
>
I don't know how long I was here. Bye.
>exits through the same hole
No.726753
File: 1452594722498.gif (763.76 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_na488dnP1C1shbc9ho1….gif)
>>726744
God damn you bitch a lot.
>
So bullets didn't work. Either use a bigger gun like you got or fuck off and and stop giving a damn.
No.726754
>>726748
Quick as I can, depends on her. She just kinda stands there and takes it anyways.
>>726753
Rev you haven't even heard my bitching yet. I try not to.
>
Guns ain't gonna cut it. Gotta break something like that down at the subatomic level.
Doc Manhattan...
>
Fuck, he's on Mars.
No.726755
>>726750
Jeez. What a learning experience.
No.726756
>>726751
>judging
Hm.
>manually moves Gudao's arms into a better pose
Try that again.
No.726757
>>726752
...There goes the strangest man I've ever met.
And yet so familiar.
>>726755
Aren't you glad you took Avalon back now?
...Sack.
>uh
Tell you what, I'll babysit your lab partner so you can have some alone time with her at Disneyworld.
No.726758
>>726756
>coughcough
UNNNNLIMITED POWAH!
No.726761
>>726754
Because dying is what she wants. From what I can gather, she wants a ticket to the afterlife so she can see someone she lost a long time ago.
No.726762
>>726759
Oh, I forgot.
>thumbprint scanner
This'll make it easier to help you out even if we're far with your Independent Action.
No.726763
File: 1452595304784.png (207.67 KB, 500x507, 500:507, tumblr_n9wbz1A6l81tu9bwyo1….png)
>>726754
Losin' me again, Jay.
Sounds to me like she's just rippin' off that purple chick with the gazongas that bit it the other week. Puttin' a lot of stock in bullshit your hobby or something.
No.726764
>>726760
Trust me.
As another stroke of good luck, I never bothered to throw away those parenting books I bought when Mordred first came around. Consider it some free light reading material.
>
Why don't you rest. I'll even be so good as to be the pillow again.
No.726765
>>726763
>shrug
I gave'er five shots to fuck off with her life and she pressed it. I'm pretty much obligated to kill'er now.
>>726761
Oh boy, is she in for a surprise when she gets down to Death's.
>
No.726766
>>726764
I'd rather have my bear.
>h u g g u
No.726767
>>726762
>?
The whole point of Independent Action is that I'm independent.
Dependent Action just sounds stupid. Stupid like Karna.
>sage nodding
No.726768
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>>726765
She never told me who it was. For all I know, the person she's looking for could be down there right now.
>shrugs
Either way, she's got a literal deathwish. This was bound to happen.
No.726769
>>726767
>blink
I guess... I can use my spells on you when you're closer then.
No.726770
>>726765
Fuckin' hell.
You know all these freaks, tellin' me there ain't a single fuckin' vampire killer out there?
>puff
S'Harry Potter shit's gettin' on my nerves already.
No.726771
>>726766
>bear
>12 battles
>those were the days
I see no reason why not.
>
>pomf
No.726772
>>726768
Marc.
There's nobody down there anymore. They're burning in Hell.
I should let Blade handle it if she really has a deathwish, but she's all "I'm not a vampire anymore ell oh ell now I'm some infinitely regenerating thing".
So I'm gonna shoot'er with a carbonadium bullet to turn her healing factor down. Then melt'er.
>>726770
It's not my favorite ballgame. I prefer beating on normal people.
No.726774
>>726769
I don't have much reason to leave. Your posing is still abysmal and you'll need someone close by in case Karna tries to savage you again.
No.726775
>>726774
I'm glad you're around then.
>I hope Siegfried's happy
No.726776
>>726772
Times like these, gotta remember what's really important.
>billwad from under her shirt
Ohhhh yeeeahh...
>uh
What.
No.726777
File: 1452596322599.jpg (61.68 KB, 600x293, 600:293, tumblr_ly21nbXdbQ1r2svx6o4….jpg)
No.726778
>>726772
I had my hands on a carbonadium synthesizer for a while. S'how I was able to make a costume made out of the stuff.
>taps his foot
I've probably still got some left over for you to make bullets with.
No.726779
>>726776
Almighty dollar, huh.
Sooner or later, greenbacks'll be worthless. Then what'll you kill for?
>
Nevermind, you prolly won't see that day.
>>726778
>grin
Great stuff.
No.726780
>>726775
Mm...
>staring out into space
>wind gusts by
...
>maybe if I pretend I forgot which way I was supposed to be facing, he'll give up for now
No.726781
>>726777
I want to give you something.
No.726783
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>>726779
Greenbacks might be worthless, but you're a fuckin' fool if you think money's goin' away forever.
>back it goes
Capitalism's here to stay, Jay. Long live the free fuckin' market.
Only thing that makes real sense in this shitheap.
No.726784
>>726779
Part of me's starting to question why I was so nice to her. Guess I just enjoyed all the compliments.
No.726785
>>726781
Oh?
I didn't know I had much else left to receive.
No.726786
>>726783
Society breaks down, currency becomes useless. See Germany post-war.
Then what, gonna staple bills to your walls as decoration?
No, I guess you'd just keep wandering, looking for another place where money meant something, right.
>>726784
I was wondering that.
No.726787
File: 1452597032547.gif (881.69 KB, 500x453, 500:453, tumblr_nb0ag70V8u1shbc9ho1….gif)
>>726786
>rrr
Watch it, Jay. Just 'cause you're havin' a day doesn't mean I'm gonna put up with this crap.
No.726788
>>726786
Look, even I don't fully understand the shit I do sometimes.
No.726789
>>726787
I'm right, aren't I. Answer the question. How important is money to you. How far would you go to chase dollars and cents.
>>726788
>
I'm getting a little psychoanalytical.
Think I'm gonna cut the booze before I get depressed again.
No.726790
>>726785
It's...
>sticks a pocky in his mouth
Sugar ration for the night.
No.726791
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>>726789
You really wanna know?
Awright.
I've been arrested for pick-pocketing more times'n I can count since I was nothin' more than a brat.
I dommed for dykes in prison for cigarettes and whatever the fuck else I wanted.
>finger gun to her temple
I'd pull a trigger on you, your family, dog--hell even my family if any of the dipshits were still alive alllll for a buck.
>fingering a 100
'Cause the idiots droppin' the bombs ain't anywhere near me, and if they did I'd be just another dead bitch anyway.
So yeah, guess I'd go pretty far.
Happy?
No.726792
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>>726790
>!
>nibbling
This isn't because you messed with my budget again, is it?
No.726793
>>726789
>shrugs
Whatever works for you. But I'm starting to learn that booze plus the voices in my head is a bad combination.
No.726794
>>726791
Peachy keen. We're on the same page.
That said, it's a load of horseshit.
Talk big game, but I know what's behind it, Revy. You hate what you've become and keep looking for a way out without actually taking a step for yourself out of that neck-high pile of shit you're in.
Waiting for a knight in shining armor while you surround yourself in blood knights.
Recipe. For. Disaster.
>>726793
Only voice I got in my head's my internal "someone hasn't died yet" alarm.
No.726795
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>>726792
I went and bought a gaming rig and needed to reallocate funds.
We'll be eating tea on rice until next month.
No.726796
>>726794
And I'm guessing that's an alarm that never stops going off.
No.726797
>>726794
>rrrRRRR
The fuck did I just say, cocksucker.
>Rev's gettin' upset
Psychoanalyze all you fuckin' want, Jay. Doesn't make you a doctor anymore than it makes you a goddamn hero.
You done changin' the fuckin' subject.
No.726798
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>>726795
...Tea on rice?
>stomach gurgles
>I know, old friend
Well, at least it's something I know how to make.
Are you that invested in this new friendshi-
>frowns
Rider...
No.726799
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>>726796
One a night at the very least.
>>726797
Nothin' worth hearing, according to me.
Heroes are a waste anyways. Docs though.
>shrug
I'm bored and you're an easy one to read. Ironic that the armor you put up is the very thing that lets everyone see right through you.
No.726800
>>726798
I just need something else to fill my day out.
Between you and Jeanne I still have about six hours of free time.
No.726801
>>726799
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
It's all I know how to do!
>WHAM
>storms out
No.726802
>>726800
Not to be a downer, but don't you still have a job?
>a job that can pay for more than tea on rice
>my poor stomach
No.726803
>>726799
Huh. That's a lot less than I expected.
No.726804
>>726801
>
>rubbing his face
Picking weaknesses is all I know how to do...
>>726803
>rubbing his eye
Packs a punch, that one...
>
Yeah. I'm swearing off drinking.
No.726805
>>726802
>g u h
I have a hobby that pays.
No.726806
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>>726805
You're going to do that game sports thing?
...Or is this why I found a box for a webcam in the trash.
No.726807
>>726806
Selling demons to summoners. My compendium's pretty full. I can auction off some to make a quick buck.
No.726808
>>726804
Not like it's doing you any good anyway. You're no drunken master.
No.726809
>>726808
Should've rolled...
No.726810
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>>726807
...We can talk about the ethical ramifications of selling literal demons to strangers for money when my stomach isn't currently imploding.
>reaches into a pillowcase
>emergency honeybun deployed
No.726811
>>726810
It'll be fine-
>
Arthur. They got bigger.
No.726812
>>726811
>um
Back you go, my friend.
>tucks the half-eating bun away
Is there anything I can do...?
No.726813
>>726809
>nod
Guess Revy's stronger than she looks, huh.
No.726814
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>>726812
Fuck, uh... squeeze them?
No.726815
>>726814
That I believe I can do.
>gentle honk honk
What are the chances of getting you to visit a doctor about...any of this. If this gets any more concerning we might have to re-measure the doorways.
No.726816
>>726813
Reflexes were dulled.
No.726817
>>726816
You were calling her out on all kinds of shit. What did you think would happen?
No.726818
No.726819
>>726815
What the fuck would a doc know about getting knocked up by a ghost?
Or magic? Or any of that?
No.726820
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>>726819
Well...
>
It just felt like the thing to say, I guess. I can't think on an empty stomach.
>wandering hand
>gon get me that bun again
Your coworkers wouldn't know?
No.726821
>>726817
That. Just forgot to, y'know, dodge.
No.726822
>>>726821
Careful. Taking hits on purpose is my thing.
No.726823
>>726822
Another raisin!
...Reason.