No.727237
I'm only taking you with me because Siegfried and his wife are out.
Watch who you talk to.
No.727238
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>>727237
Yes, Mother.
>
When will I meet my older sister? And father?
No.727239
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>>727238
Arthur'll be around sooner or later, when he's done hyperventilating.
Mordred... will come and go as she pleases.
No.727240
>>727239
>blink
Based on what you've told me, this swamp is interesting?
No.727241
>>727240
Incredibly so. There really isn't anything else quite like it on the planet.
>
I might be able to bring one of your... other relatives.
No.727242
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No.727243
>>727242
Morgan le Fay had a few descendants too.
I met one of'em recently.
Not in a good moment, but beggars can't be choosers. His name's "Hellboy".
No.727244
>>727243
That isn't ominous at all.
No.727245
>>727244
He's a half-demon. Who happens to be the current holder of your father's sword.
No.727246
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>>727245
>flipping through his copy of L'Mort D'Arthur
That's not in here.
No.727247
>>727246
Well it didn't happen all at once, of course. Some stories take longer to write, others aren't written out of obscurity.
No.727248
>>727247
Oh. Okay. What happened next?
No.727249
>>727248
Don't know. Didn't ask. Should've.
Maybe he'd like to meet you. One sec.
>drawing a pentagram properly this time
Anung un Rama, appear before us.
No.727250
>>727249
>pop
Eh? Aw, come on. The game was just on!
No.727251
File: 1452686511506.jpg (132.1 KB, 762x939, 254:313, tumblr_n0hwujq6Ex1r5pjkqo1….jpg)
>>727249
What are you-
>>727250
Oh.
No.727252
File: 1452686642468.jpg (121.87 KB, 486x600, 81:100, 7f94949fda5cda59b9740533af….jpg)
>>727250
Don't you have TiVo?
>uh
This is my son. Arthur's son. I figured you'd wanna meet more of your extended family, Hellboy.
>>727251
Sorry you had to find out this way about my manner of magecraft.
No.727253
File: 1452686782210.jpg (141.72 KB, 578x900, 289:450, 0f8df10e9aff053cd1300e61dc….jpg)
>>727251
>sniff
Well I'll be... guess it's time to give up the ghost, huh.
Good. Feels wrong in my hand anyway.
>Excalibur thunked into the floor
Pull it out. S'the sword in the stone. I was just its babysitter. You might be the heir.
>>727252
Figured from the smell. I'm actually kinda glad ya pulled me away now. This is... this is special. Really special.
No.727254
File: 1452686896537.jpg (69.11 KB, 500x293, 500:293, tumblr_m7nkpvV0Tn1qgi0pqo1….jpg)
>>727252
>uh
A witch? Just like Morgan le Fay?
>blink
It doesn't really change anything, you're still you to me, mother.
>>727253
>this is all happening so fast aaaa
You're certain, uncle?
No.727255
>>727253
It's just been doozies left and right, I think I'm officially tired of surprises.
>>727254
...
...
...
>
You... just like your dad.
>hair: ruffled
No.727256
>>727254
I think I'm more like your cousin.
Cousin, right? Our family tree's some kinda gnarled, warped abstract shape by now.
No.727257
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>>727255
>mom my hair aaaaa
Is this some kind of rite of passage?
>>727256
>gulp
If you say so, cousin.
>yank
>swood: get
No.727258
>>727255
Surprises're what makes life fun. Now, if you'll 'scuse me, I hear a certain sister of mine on the way. Brace yourselves in a few hours.
>>727257
King of Britain now, kiddo. Grats. I'm Audi-500.
>gone from the pentagram
No.727259
File: 1452687311500.jpg (121.87 KB, 486x600, 81:100, 7f94949fda5cda59b9740533af….jpg)
>>727257
Yeah. Yeah it is.
>
That's a conceptual weapon. It's not quite a Noble Phantasm like your father's Excalibur, but it's still extremely potent.
I'll ask Arthur to show you how to use it. I'm less of a fighter and more of a scholar.
>
You're going to school by the way.
>>727258
Sheesh.
No.727260
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>>727258
>UH
For some reason I don't feel too happy about that.
>>727259
S-slow down, mother. I'm still recognizing all these things.
>
School?
No.727261
>>727260
School. You're going to be formally educated.
You got verbalization and recognition down pat thanks to magic, but it'd be dumb to take away the experience of school life from you.
No.727262
File: 1452687550989.jpg (108.1 KB, 500x698, 250:349, tumblr_lfdkba4OAY1qgp8pjo1….jpg)
>>727261
>UH
O-okay.
When?
>test-swinging Excalibur
No.727263
>>727262
Soon. Maybe next week.
>...
You're more than physically strong enough to defend yourself and I feel you've got your father's common sense. You should be fine if I leave you alone here while I take a few hours to sleep off all the exhaustion of... well, everything.
Ciao.
>shuffles off
>soft thud in an office chair
No.727264
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>>727263
Wai-...oh. Okay.
This isn't so bad... I think.
No.727265
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No.727266
>>727265
Fuckin' planes, get outta here!
No.727267
>>727266
>several voices cackle over the radio
>Nice one, Talisman! I'm sure they really felt that one.
>Let's jump ship before they get any ideas.
>
No.727268
File: 1452698460712.jpg (32.62 KB, 263x359, 263:359, tumblr_nusmlpQBGT1tmq96ro3….jpg)
>>727267
>uh
Man those pilots can't aim for shit, and I'm the one-eyed one.
BOOOOOOOSS!
No.727269
>>727268
Striking one of my ships, eh. This calls for retaliation.
>>727267
Pequod, fire the metallic archaea missiles. Sink those fools.
No.727270
>>727269
Aye aye, Ahab.
>>727267
>FIRE ZA MISSILES!
No.727271
>>727269
>IT WAS JUST A SONIC BOOM I SWEAR
>>727270
>uh
>UH
>QUICK TURN AROUND
No.727272
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>>727269
Stupid fighter jets think they're so cool with their flying and their missiles... oi, Boss. When are you gonna upgrade our anti-air mounts?
No.727273
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>>727271
>which is worse, death by rusting or the 80 year old supersoldier
Come to Boss now...
>>727272
When we get a new shipment of bauxite.
>
And you get that second remodel.
No.727274
>>727273
>second remodel
>you asshole
>;_;
...gkkt...
No.727275
>>727273
>Maybe if we just fly through it real fast, it'll--
>
No.727276
>>727274
>it's not my fault you're expedition bait
Eh?
>>727275
Good to know it works on modern aircraft with the same effectiveness.
No.727277
>>727276
S-so mean! I'm telling Tatsuta!
>runs away and skates across the swamp
No.727278
>>727277
>Tatsuta
>oh god
Not if I get there first!
>DOUBLE SPEED BOSS AWAAAAY!
No.727279
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No.727280
No.727281
>>727280
INVISIBLE PATTERN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.727282
No.727283
>>727282
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.727285
>>727284
OH NO IT'S VISIBLE NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.727288
File: 1452710102400.png (222.48 KB, 658x691, 658:691, deadpool_button_design_by_….png)
No.727289
File: 1452711370320.jpg (174.4 KB, 500x689, 500:689, tumblr_nd43ziHpV01qgi0pqo1….jpg)
No.727290
>>727289
What? You have to speak up
No.727291
>>727290
Eh? That mask is making things a little muffled.
No.727292
>>727291
>mask off
>look at Dat punam
Better?
No.727293
File: 1452713174849.jpg (130.62 KB, 450x565, 90:113, 9a4b8aa446b4508ca46e19c1d8….jpg)
>>727292
Better.
>my dad is the ghost of king arthur and my mom plays with c'thulu for fun
>weirder things have been seen in my one day of life
No.727294
File: 1452713518775.jpg (359.79 KB, 1500x1365, 100:91, Wade_unmasked_by_Deadpool_….jpg)
>>727293
Good. Now I was saying that you need to speak up
>well I've seen Tom Brevort give Axel Alsonso a sexy bubble bath
>so....yeah
No.727295
>>727294
Oh. I can do that.
>you poor, poor soul
Do you usually wear a bag on your head?
No.727296
>>727295
It's a mask. I'm a bad ass superhero guy. Also because I look like a mangled testicle with teeth
No.727297
>>727296
Oh, then you're the first hero I've ever met that isn't a ghost of some kind.
No.727298
>>727297
I know a ghost. He has a voracious sexual appetite and helped found America
No.727300
>>727299
Ben Franklin. Author, inventor, founding father and notorious poon hound
No.727301
>>727300
Is this a thing people learn in school? I haven't gotten to go yet, I was born yesterday.
No.727302
>>727301
Really? Kids sure do grow up fast these days
No.727303
>>727302
Mom says she did it with magic. She's a science witch.
No.727304
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No.727305
File: 1452714972912.jpg (350.08 KB, 1280x1535, 256:307, tumblr_nxn8q6mNvc1qgi0pqo1….jpg)
>>727304
Uh... no, that's Aunt Jeanne. She's the lewd one.
No.727307
File: 1452715147162.jpg (1001.91 KB, 1679x1000, 1679:1000, b30db3a0b4634c749b40962e71….jpg)
>VROOOOM
>Ah man I can't believe Dad's suit fits so well.
>screeches to a stop inside
>S M U G
No.727308
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>>727306
She's...
>scratches his head
Joan of Arc. But evil. And really really huggy, but in the weird way.
>>727307
>?
No.727309
>>727307
>screeeech
Looks like I win again.
What was your Riding level again?
No.727310
>>727308
>These suits are too fucking constricting.
I heard there was a little runt of Arthur's around here. Seen'm?
>Mordred grin turned up to 11
>>727309
Ah come on, let me so off to the runt.
>
How do you even wear these suits, they're so tight.
No.727311
File: 1452715483927.jpg (108.1 KB, 500x698, 250:349, tumblr_lfdkba4OAY1qgp8pjo1….jpg)
>>727309
>that's...
Dad.
>>727310
>jeez
You're... big sis then. Mordred.
No.727312
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>>727308
Awkward hugs are my specialty. That I can do this thing where I dislocate my hips and shoulders
No.727314
File: 1452715777682.png (820.67 KB, 1100x684, 275:171, tumblr_nw1f7sHeKp1r2ytrvo1….png)
BOSS WAI-
Oh, he already left.
No.727315
>>727310
They breathe as easy as whatever you liked to call what you were wearing before.
I'm just glad you changed.
>>727311
>oh man I'm not ready
....Son.
No.727316
>>727311
Man, you're bigger than they said you'd be. So what do I gotta call you?
>>727315
Yeah, yeah, take a picture already. Lasts longer.
>looking between Arty and the runt
>throws her arms around both their shoulders
C'mon, don't look so awkward, you.
No.727317
>>727312
The worm?
>>727315
>uh
It's... nice to meet you, for real this time.
>>727316
>spiked pauldrons
>jeez
Leon.
>trying to smile
>why is this so awkward they're my family
>guh
No.727318
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>>727317
No no. Well, yes, but much more sexual
No.727319
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>>727316
This coming from the girl I had to lock in her room with that suit before she put it on?
>she's touching me and I didn't even have to ask eeeee
You mean you really wanted to stay for pictures?
>gleam
>>727317
Well you were still only about five pounds when I left this morning.
>grins
Welcome home, Leon.
>
Well not actually, but-
>chill, daddio
No.727320
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>>727317
>hello
>you have reached the mordred hotline
>we don't give a shit
>thank you
God, you look just like dad. Expression and all.
>>727319
Only if Lancelot takes the photos. Hell if you're getting a clear shot of me in this.
No.727321
>>727318
Jeanne keeps talking about that.
>>727319
I get it.
>grin
Cousin Hellboy gave me this.
>Karibah in hand
>>727320
We are family.
I want to learn how to swordfight.
No.727322
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>humming
>Oo! Oo! I know! Is it...We Didn't Start The Fire?
Shut up, Nail.
>Oh no, I believe it's Iron Maiden.
Shut up, Kami.
No.727323
>>727320
Unless you have any chocolate on hand, we might be out of luck.
You brushed your hair for once, didn't you. You look so much like...me.
>>727321
>!
Now, doesn't that look familiar.
We can start as soon as I finish the term papers.
...And we get you a suit.
No.727324
>>727321
How does she know my moves? Is she a she demon buddy of my wife?
No.727325
>>727321
>cheek pinch
Asking the great and mighty Mordred for lessons?
>>727323
Are you saying I like look like a dude?!
No.727326
>>727323
Term papers?
>
Suit... is it tight? I'm fond of loose-fitting clothing.
>>727325
>tfw Pseudo-Servant
>ow ow ow
Why not?
No.727327
>>727324
>oops
She and mom do a lot of demon stuff.
No.727328
>>727322
>flying by
Is that Piccolo? Does he live here now?
No.727329
>>727327
They aren't sleeping with my wife are they?
No.727330
File: 1452717290024.jpg (122.83 KB, 850x751, 850:751, sample-4f3b7b096ae4965a95a….jpg)
>>727328
Ah crap, it's the kid.
Just wanted a little wasteland time to myself but noooooo, Piccolo's gotta do everything around here.
>If you makes you feel any better, it'll never be alone wasteland time anymore
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
No.727331
>>727325
...Sure. That's easier to explain.
>eyebrow raised
You're going to teach him?
>>727326
Now I wonder who you got that from.
>grin
A good silk-cut separates one from the masses in a humble way.
Plus I fought the King of Conquerors on a motorcycle while wearing one and I was fine.
No.727332
File: 1452717440312.jpg (101.54 KB, 944x846, 472:423, great_saiyaman_collab_fana….jpg)
>>727330
Yup. Thats Piccolo alright.
No.727333
>clearly enjoying herself way too much
Family scenes are so wonderful to watch, aren't they~?
>"Where on earth did you come from?!"
No.727334
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>>727332
God damn it did he see me.
>You're a green slug man.
And?
>I rest my case
>ahem
I AM NOT PICCOLO, I'M UH...
>
...The mailman.
No.727335
>>727326
Don't get too ahead of yourself, Leo.
>heh
You're gonna learn from the best of the best.
>>727331
I'll teach him awesome lessons.
>Mordred that was lame as fuck
>shut up brain
>no you
8ch pls posterino
No.727336
>>727329
I don't know your wife.
Or anyone.
>>727331
Well, mom-
>wait that's not a serious question
Jeanne and mom picked out some outfits for me. Including armor.
>notes the grin
>blink
I feel like I've been waiting to see this for a very long time...
>>727333
Eh?
>>727335
Great!
No.727337
I'm telling you, I could do it.
>"Yer kiddin', right? No offense, Moony, but there's no way a fella like you cou-"
>
>BOOM
Told you.
No.727338
>>727333
>that's a lot of ears and tails
>uh
Caster?
>>727335
You're taking to this far easier than I first thought.
>
Please tell me this isn't just a preclude to trying to kill him. Fumi will have both our heads.
>>727336
>?
...I see.
>she said Pseudo-Servant, right
>
You are not wearing anything Jeanne picks out for you.
No.727339
File: 1452717897288.jpg (85.33 KB, 812x646, 406:323, c193e66dbeba5a178a04806f71….jpg)
>>727333
Can't an old fox leave the den once in awhile?
>>727336
Hello young Leon! Don't mind me, I'm only paying a visit.
>>727337
>sitting not inches away from where the Thing slams into the wall
>still happily munching away on her baked potato
No.727340
>>727334
>is in the air
Is...is he talking to himself again?
No.727341
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>>727337
>Ha, that guy just threw a talking rock. Anybody can do that.
>Stiiiiiiiiiill a green slug man
DO NOT MAKE ME COME UP THERE
>>727340
DOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!
>stretch arm
>Yoga Flare!
NAIL
No.727342
File: 1452718092939.png (397.85 KB, 500x733, 500:733, tumblr_naslee57Gz1to16hpo1….png)
>>727337
Isn't it a bit early to show off~?
>>727339
At least let me know before you arrive.
No.727343
File: 1452718261043.png (267.46 KB, 322x488, 161:244, 2c815392969dc9ae024e94c3ef….png)
>>727336
You ain't gonna learn about none of that chivalry and form crap. I'm gonna make you a real fighter.
>>727338
>Clarent already out
Eh, you didn't learn like that? How the hell did you learn how to swordfight?
No.727344
>>727339
>glances at where Thing ended up
Well, that could've gone badly.
>"Ya mean it didn't?"
Quit complaining, Grimm. If you can survive getting tossed around by the Hulk, I shouldn't be able to hurt you either.
>>727341
Uh... who are you talking to?
>>727342
Maybe. But that's never stopped me before.
No.727345
>>727338
But-
>it's for the best
Oh. Okay.
>>727339
>w h o
>headtilt
>>727343
>
Can't I learn both?
No.727346
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>>727341
>dodges
Did he really think I'd still fall for that?
No.727347
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>>727338
Coooooongratulations~!
>magic confetti everywhere
>>727342
But it's a surpriiii~se.
>>727344
You shouldn't be throwing rocks at the wall either, you'll chip the paint.
>>727345
You can call me Aunty Tamamo.
No.727348
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>>727344
>munching on a baked sweet potato
Well then, Strong man, you've impressed a stray alley cat, what now~?
>>727347
Go surprise Ahri, you old vixen.
No.727349
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>>727343
>Kay stop I just got up
>DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE
>KAY
>NO BELLYACHING
Practice?
That and being born in a time when we were fighting off invaders every day, if you'll remember.
>
Draw blood and you're grounded.
>>727345
You're right, we've been doing a lot of leading around today.
Anything you have a mind to do?
>>727347
>flicks confetti off his ahoge
I'm still coming to terms with it, trust me.
>
"Auntie"?
No.727350
>>727344
I...But...
>sigh
Nobody.
>Haaaaa
>>727346
...The fuck?
Did anybody know he could do that?
No.727351
File: 1452718742505.jpg (213.81 KB, 850x903, 850:903, sample-8e0ba50629c4ec128d2….jpg)
>>727345
Square.
>whacks him upside the head
>>727349
>Mum can I leave the tower now
>no you'll stay and fight these homunculus until sunrise
>but it's 8AM
>chopchop
Fuck off, how the hell's the runt meant to learn if he doesn't?!
No.727352
No.727354
>>727347
Aunty?
>
My family is bigger than I thought...
>>727349
I want to live up to my family.
>
Do I have to go to school?
>>727351
>bop
Oi!
>thumps her in the shoulder
No.727355
>>727350
>lands
Hey Piccolo. What are you doing here?
No.727356
>>727347
That's what you're worried about?
>Thing pries himself out of the wall
>"I should probably hit the road before ya get any more crazy ideas. Try ta make sure Torch doesn't find out what jus' happened."
You know he was on the roof with a video camera, right?
>"What?!"
>and off Thing goes
>distant screams of "JOOOOHNNY!"
>>727348
Didn't plan that far ahead.
>smiles
Guess I'll just have to wing it.
>>727350
>you've got voices in your head, don't you Squidward Piccolo
...You sure? 'Cause I think I know what's going on.
No.727357
>>727348
Last time I surprised her she was on a date and it was really awkward.
>>727349
I'm taking the title of Auntie Caster before Medea or that Mephistopheles does. It's for the best.
>>727354
If any other Casters tell you that they're your auntie make sure to tell them Tamamo's already got you, okay~?
No.727358
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>>727356
Paint isn't cheap, you know! I just had to have the whole temple re-painted and I had to use half of the donations!
No.727359
>>727353
By having a foundation to work on that's more than a day long.
...Although he's technically inherited Avalon, hasn't he.
>Arty no
No blood, at least not today.
Or I'll send you to school too.
>>727354
Don't look at it as a "have to" situation. A lot of kids only dream of going to school.
That and if you're anything less than a genius I'm afraid your mother will disown you, so yes.
>>727357
That clown is a woman?
>shakes his head
Well, you're a friendlier face than that weird Ruler, for sure.
>sending the oh god please help me look pretty hard
No.727360
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>>727356
>shoves the rest of her potato in his mouth
Care explaining what that Superman had to say to you yesterday~?
>>727357
It's not any more awkward than I'm finding you right now.
No.727361
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>>727355
What am I doing here?
>what am I doing here?
Oh, you know.
Ssssssssstuuuff.
>>727356
If you say my body is going through some changes I'll kill you.
No.727362
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>>727354
Come on, put your weight into it!
>>727359
You can't keep me in school and you know it, old man.
No.727363
>>727361
It's just that Bardock lives here a lot and he's never mentioned you being here
No.727364
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>>727357
>but why is she shorter than me
>5'5''
>Judge of Character
>Tamamo: good
Okay.
>>727359
D-disown?
>[panic]
>>727362
>cocks his fist back
>Strength: B+
I'm sorry!
>WHAMMU
No.727365
>>727358
You could've just asked me to pay for the paint. Millionaire, remember?
>>727360
>uh
>chew
>chew
>swallow
...He wanted to have someone over at the Justice League perform brain surgery on me. Apparently I'm unstable enough to be considered a threat.
>shrugs
I managed to talk him out of it, though.
>>727361
>blinks
Well, actually, I was gonna guess there was somebody else in your head.
No.727366
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>>727363
Oh well that's great for Bardock, isn't it.
Why don't we all come together on Bardockday and sing songs under the Bardocktree, that'll really show him.
Who the hell is Bardock.
>>727365
I have an overactive imagination.
>Uh, Picollo, Kami broke the pool table again
Like I said. Overactive. Imagination.
No.727367
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>>727359
No, he's not. He's just a little cuckoo in the head, as you know. No sane man would run with scissors like that.
>>727360
I'm hurt! I'll have to crawl back to the den to lick my wounds.
>>727364
>that's discrimination
That's a good boy.
>>727365
Do I look like a church to you?
>grin
I've survived this long as it is, not reason to get lazy now.
>sits her mirror up
Gokotai says hi, by the way. He's really taken to shrine work. Play nice now~
>steps through her mirror which closes in on itself after
No.727368
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>>727366
>walks out of the shitter
Who's asking?
No.727369
>>727365
That's what I want to hear~ They say changing your state of mind could make you more or less sensitive to spirits around you~
>>727367
She's going senile, I tell you...
No.727370
>>727362
Really? But I heard school was just full of idiots.
>Arty no
>watching the punch match
Don't let your back take it all, what have I told you.
>>727364
It's just a joke. On most days.
>hand: grabbed before contact
I'm just going to stop you right there before Mordred teaches you the same lesson with more expletives.
Never apologize for a thrust.
>>727367
Better than Jeanne already.
>sigh of relief
No.727371
>>727366
He's my grandpa
>>727368
Oh hey Grandpa
No.727372
>>727364
>Endurance: A
>slides back a few feet
>rubbing her arm
Not bad for a little kid.
>>727370
Exactly! What's the point of conquering a school of idiots. You giving me greenlight to hit the kid? Because I ain't pulling my punches if you say yes.
>
>gauntlets: on
No.727373
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>>727368
This is what I get for marathoning the Rocky movies for absolutely no reason, isn't it.
Knew I should've invested in TiVo.
>>727371
You have a grandpa
THAT IDIOT HAS A FATHER?
No.727374
>>727370
>aaaa
Of course, my king-
>shakes his head
Dad.
>
That was weird.
Can I have my hand back?
>>727372
>fists glowan
>Mana Burst
Let's go, big sis.
No.727375
>>727366
Huh. Guess that makes two of us.
>Except, y'know, I'm really here. Pretty sure imaginary friends can't bring you back from the dead.
>>727367
Just thought I'd offer to help. Take care, Tamamo.
>>727369
Didn't know that. Good thing Superman was willing to hear me out.
>
...Also, I may have become a mob boss while you weren't looking. So... yeah.
No.727376
>>727373
After Rocky four the movies aren't really worth it.
>>727371
>who the hell is this?
Who the hell are you?
No.727377
>>727373
Well duh. Everyone has a father Piccolo.
>>727376
>w-what?
Uh...Gohan. You're uh...Grandson.
No.727378
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>>727372
>oh jeez
Fine. But you're answering to his mother if he gets hurt.
>
If she's awake.
>de-invisible air's a whistle
>tweeet
>>727374
>they're already fighting and bonding
>I'm so proud
>and feel so outdated
What am I talking about, you know everything you need to.
Or you will once she's done with you.
No.727379
>>727375
Oh believe me, I was watching~ Chaos like that never comes around often enough~
>looking way too pleased
No.727380
>>727375
Hey uh, got a little something right there.
>points to where birdman would be on himself
Looks like a parrot or something.
>>727376
Yeah, you're Goku's dad alright.
>>727377
I split off from Kami.
Your dad's Goku.
Neither of us had fathers, Gohan.
No.727381
>>727374
The gloves are on, the gloves are on!
>crashes her armoured knuckles together
>Mana Burst gloves
>Super Psyched Series: Excited Side Hops
>Agility: B
>>727378
Lemme at him, coach! Lemme at him!
>settles down into a boxing stance
>tweeet
>Personal Skill: Mana Burst
>crushes the ground in acceleration
>look out Saber Jr.
No.727382
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>>727378
>jeez
I'll do my best!
>>727381
>evenly matched speed
Punch Out dodging goes here
No.727383
>>727377
Bullshit, my grandson is Goten. Right? I think it was Goten.
>>727380
>Namekian
>calls Kakarot Goku
You killed Raditz, didn't you?
No.727384
>>727381
I'd be prouder if I wasn't sure she just wanted to punch someone who looks like me in the face.
>pops a squat on a couch
>>727382
>who is his other half
>hmm
I know.
>
How does he know about Punch Out already...
No.727385
>>727379
You sound pretty happy about it.
>>727380
Yeah. He's about as annoying as that "Nail" guy you keep talking about.
>Am I?
Yes.
No.727386
>>727380
aren't you technically the son of Demon King Piccolo?
>>727383
No, I'm Goten's older brother. You have two grandsons.
No.727387
>>727382
>lightning fast left jabs
>crushing right hooks
>oraoraoraoraORAORAORAORA
>KO PUNCH
ORRRRRA
>calm the fuck down Jolyne
>>727384
Don't say things like that out loud, you'll jinx it!
No.727388
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>>727385
Wild aggression, violence left and right~
Perfect hunting grounds, an excellent place to get right back into the swing of things~
No.727389
>>727383
Oh, maliciously.
I mean, Double Sundae? You should feel ashamed.
>>727385
>I am so, so sorry.
Uh.
>What, even I know I suck.
>>727386
That's right, Gohan. Very good.
But since Namekians don't have junk--which pains me to say--where do you think the rest of King Piccolo went.
No.727390
>>727386
TWO?! No wonder your mother is so crazy
>>727389
I've never not felt ashamed of Raditz.
No.727391
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>>727384
Iskander played with me earlier!
>>727387
>ORAORAORA
>it's just a fist clash
Sis!
No.727392
>>727389
He spit you out like a loogie and then his body was burned. Then you were egg hatched like some messed up lizard. At least thats what Popo said.
>>727390
No, Dad says Mom was pretty much always that way.
No.727393
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>>727388
Hadn't thought about it that way.
>grins
This'll be more fun than I thought.
>>727389
So... how'd you end up hearing voices, anyway?
No.727394
>>727387
>
Be careful with your brother.
>phone buzzes
...Ok, so how do I-
>[Ringtone: MAX]
>I Am Your King playing
>just kinda bangs in against the couch
Fumi needs another hot water bottle. Please don't make me come to find him a pulp.
>>727391
>actually he's doing pretty alright
>hmmm
He's a good sort, just remember that we eat with our elbows off the table.
>grin
Unfortunately.
>gonezos
No.727395
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>>727390
Knowing your kid's track record, you probably never think of him at all.
Wait who are we talking about again.
>>727392
OH YEAH, WELL I'D LIKE TO SEE POPO-
>looking around
...Never mind.
>not a Yoshi
>preeeeetty much a Yoshi
>>727393
Found a guy. He was dyin. We fused. Now I'm twice as awesome.
No.727396
>>727395
The Rocky Movies I think.
>>727392
You're Dad chose poorly
No.727397
>>727391
Perfect!
>wild laughter
>hops back
>draws Clarent
>shinnng
>leap
>uh oh she's too fired up
>
>[B U S T E R]
>hope you've got that kingly voice in you Leon
No.727398
>>727393
I knew you'd return to what you did best in the end~
>energy running down her hair
I thought I'd lend a hand this time~
No.727399
>>727396
I think you mean "Your" not. "You're"
>>727395
Are you sweating right now?
No.727400
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>>727394
Eh?
>
Bye dad!
>>727397
>Excalibur drawn
>Bedivere skill shining through
>ftang
>only slightly stumbles off-balance
Mordred! Let's do this!
No.727401
>>727400
>armours up with a CLANG as the helmet seals on
Hit me with everything you've got, runt! Show me you're worth calling by name.
No.727402
>>727396
About that. What's with the used tampon on your head.
>>727399
Gohan, there are some things in this world nobody should ever have to deal with ever.
No.727403
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>>727395
Huh. I was already dead when I was found. Now I've gotta deal with the guy who brought me back being in my head 24/7.
>>727398
>chuckles
If I knew you'd be this excited, I would've tried this sooner.
No.727404
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>>727399
NNNNNNNEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDDD
>>727402
whats with the skinny dicks on yours?
No.727405
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>>727403
The lizards were fun and all, but it's not what I was bred to do~
Though if I'll be honest it's closer to think that I was just waiting for an excuse to start again~
No.727406
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>>727401
I'm bigger than you are!
>by like five inches
Oi, how come you're wearing armor?
I should put mine on too...
>armor up
>
No.727407
>>727402
And one of them is Mister Popo?
>>727404
>don't let him know how that hurt Gohan
....So?
No.727408
>>727403
Ha, sucks to be you.
>ahem
God damn it Kami.
>>727404
...Touche.
>>727407
NEEEEEEERRRDDDDDD
>flies away
No.727409
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>>727406
Just force of habit, sorry kid.
>sheepish grin as the armour falls off and disappears
Let's get into it.
>Arts
>Quick
>Arts
>kicks and all
No.727410
>>727405
Same here. I feel like I've been holding myself back.
>>727408
Don't remind me.
>Hey, look at it this way. That guy has to deal with one more voice than you do.
That doesn't help.
>Did I say it would help?
No.727411
>>727409
Jeez-
>ow
>ow
>ow
Guh...
>Quick
>Arts
>Buster
>the quintessential Saber
>vanilla like cheiba
I won't give up!
No.727412
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>>727410
Then show me some of the violence you know I love so much. I'll be watching~
>catvanish
No.727413
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>>727411
>read like a book
>sidestepping and parrying
You fight like a shitty version of dad.
>low sweep kick
>axe kick
>Mordred: the Streetest Fighter
No.727414
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>>727413
>it's not my fault Bedivere's Arthur's retainer aaaaa
>on his knees
>uh oh
I don't know any better.
No.727415
>>727414
>crushes the ground next to him
You're not bad.
>helping hand: offered
No.727416
>>727415
>no
>now is the time for FAMILY HUGS
>
>haha he's taller
No.727417
>>727412
Good. I need someone to keep count of all the bodies.
>Oh, so when I ask you to kill people, you wanna argue, but when SHE does it, th-
She's also a thousand times less irritating than you. Just saying.
>Don't you fucking interr-
I'm sorry, what?
>[salty birdgod noises]
No.727418
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>>727416
O-oi! What the fuck do you think you're doing you bastard?!
>light struggling
No.727419
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>>727418
Embracing my family. Is something wrong?
No.727420
>>727419
>this is nice but TOUCHING MEE
Fuck you doing, trying to show off your height?
>pushes off
If you wanna hug, this is how you do it.
>rough bro hug
I'm allergic to cheesy shit like whatever what you were doing was.
>3tsun5u
No.727421
>>727420
>armor: off
>
>he even kinda dresses like male cheiba
It's a little... rough. But I like it.
No.727422
>>727421
>in her normal booty shorts and toob
>armour kind of shredded the suit
Dad'll probably cheese the shit outta you but I ain't dealing with any of that, got it, Leon?
No.727423
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>>727422
>Personal Skill: Judge of Character
You enjoyed it but it embarrassed you. I'm sorry, Mordred.
No.727424
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>>727423
Eh? The hell you on about now?
No.727425
>>727424
Nevermind.
What do you want to do now?
No.727426
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>>727425
I dunno, usually around this time I'm bothering Lancer at his cafe job.
>chuckles
Oh right, you know Lancer? Tall blue dude. Cu Chulainn or something like that.
No.727427
>>727426
I was born yesterday. I know you, dad, mom, Tamamo and Jeanne.
No.727428
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>>727427
I just assume everyone knows Lancer because everyone does.
>checks her watch
It's about lunch time. Hop on, we'll go make fun of him.
No.727429
>>727428
Alright.
>ride: yes
What do you think of mom, Mordred?
No.727434
>>727433
But if you've seen everything, then you must've become the Legendary Super Poser!
No.727435
>>727434
Of course!
You're not dealing with the average poser anymore.
That's right, Master. I have realized the legend.
I am, a Super Poser
No.727436
>>727435
>sparkle~
Wow...! To realize something as ephemeral as a legend, you truly are the Blessed Hero!
No.727437
>>727436
Yes, yes, I'm very great.
This Grand Order nonsense is taking too long, and I can only make so much naan.
No.727438
>>727437
That means it's time for sidequeeeests!
No.727439
>>727438
But I don't feeeeeeeeeeel like it!
No.727440
>>727439
But monuments! And quartz!
No.727441
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>>727440
Who needs quartz when have all this?
My stats are the highest for any Archer, you couldn't do better than me.
I want to rub it in that smug gold one's face.
No.727443
>Deep insiiiiide~♪
>You will rage, alone in the woooorld~♪
>Believe in what you know is true~♪
>nom
No.727444
>this place is deader than me
>...well, at least there's nothing around to kill me
No.727445
>>727444
>That's a kid
>A very hurt looking kid
You alright over there?
No.727446
>>727445
Happens every night, I'm fuckin' used to it...
>holds a bag of peas to his face
Who're you?
No.727447
>>727446
>hooooh boy
Just Ragna is fine.
>Offering a burger from his bag
And you?
No.727448
>>727447
>plucks off the pickles and stuffs them in his pocket
>devours the rest of the burger
Kenny. Nice to meetcha. Where the hell is everyone...?
No.727449
>fanning herself
>fan flings out of her hands and straight out the window
Uh-oh.
No.727450
No.727451
asked to look at this place again on such a quiet night...that's it, I gotta quit the League
No.727452
>>727448
Beats me. Then again, it's not the first time the place gets quiet.
>>727449
>raises a 6/10 sign out of his jacket
No.727453
>>727451
I'd be disappointed, Scott.
>sip
Good brew. This yours?
No.727454
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>>727450
Sorry!
>>727451
It's not that quiet.
...
>cough
>>727452
Do you just carry signs with ratings on them?
No.727455
>>727453
Nah, Barda has me on tea. Says that I was drinking too much coffee. Apparently it was making me twitchy.
No.727456
>>727455
A sprung trap would tell you the same, just a bit too late. You're lucky to have someone like her.
No.727457
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>>727452
Heeey, here comes the cavalry, right on time. I wonder if Moonman will come. Or the fox lady with big bitties.
No.727458
>>727454
Its pretty damn quiet.
>>727456
I really am. So...and don't take this the wrong way, but which Superman are you?
No.727459
>>727457
>hey
>hey Kenny
>you ever been stared at through your soul
>>727458
It's no problem. I've been to enough myself.
Earth-22, or what's left of it. They like to call it the "Kingdom Come" Earth. Obvious, if you knew the specifics.
How are things on the Watchtower, Scott.
No.727460
>>727458
I've heard quieter.
No.727461
>>727459
Well I think its a total mess. But I've been told I'm not allowed to keep tinkering with all the systems.
Which is crazy. I mean, I set up all the JLI Embassies and they ran great.
>>727460
Me too. Well, not since I've been on Earth. But I think Granny threw me into Silencio Absolution when I was about....seven maybe?
No.727462
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>>727459
>that'd be a first
>squirms in his parka
...what's up, doc?
No.727463
>>727461
At least there's something going on now.
No.727464
>>727461
Glad to see some things don't change. But what concerns me are the things that might.
How's League PR these days. What is it doing about men like Red Hood, or Punisher.
>>727462
Hello, Kenny.
I thought we could talk. If that's ok with you.
No.727465
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>>727464
>oh god I've pissed off Superman
>nervous grin
That's more than okay, big fella. What'd you have in mind?
No.727466
>>727463
Hood is Batman's problem. Bruce made it pretty clear that if he's not handling it himself, he's got a reason.
I'm not sure about the Punisher. Since I don't handle stuff often on a street level.
>>727463
I'd still rather be at home with my wife.
No.727467
>>727465
It's come to my attention that you've been using a very...unorthodox method in order to fight crime. As a hobby or otherwise I don't know.
While I can't speak for those that do make use of child labor in this crusade, I don't have to do my little part to abide it.
But dropping all that, there's still one matter that we can discuss.
The killing yourself. It has to stop.
>>727466
But that doesn't mean it's not happening.
I'm tired of being forced to stand by. What are we doing, besides waiting for the next alien invasion or whatever?
No.727468
>>727466
And I'd...
>thinks about home
I think I'm okay being here.
No.727469
>>727467
Living our lives. We can't be on always.
>>727468
You from an unimaginable hellhole too?
No.727470
>>727469
Wasn't always a hellhole.
But it is now.
No.727471
File: 1452746059077.png (1.03 MB, 1280x1676, 320:419, https٪3A٪2F٪2F36.media.tum….png)
>>727467
...buddy. Pal. If it wasn't the dynamite strapped to my chest, it would just be something else.
>
Moonman's teaching me to fight in other ways, but it's still an ace in the hole. Why not use it?
>pauses
And for that matter, how do you remember?
No.727472
>>727469
Maybe I'm taking this up with the wrong person.
I'm surprised that Bruce hasn't told you that this whole place has had cameras in it going on two years.
You're relieved to go live your life, if you want.
>>727471
Because I'm Superman.
And this isn't up for debate.
>...
You have to understand how hard it is from the other side of the tracks sometimes, Kenny. I don't mean to sound like I'm singling you out, but I will if that's what it takes.
No.727473
>>727470
Sorry to hear that
>>727472
No I know. I built the cameras. But they aren't fool proof. Thus, I gotta come fix em up.
You got a real downer vibe going on man. Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?
No.727474
>>727473
Don't be, I have no intentions on going back.
No.727475
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>>727472
So instead I should just wait for the brutal torture of the day like an obedient little dog. Cause you know. Fighting crime is dangerous.
>looks down at his feet
Not like Kenny McCormick is ever gonna amount to anything anyway. Might as well at least make the streets safer for my family...
No.727476
>>727473
Tomorrow came. All too soon. And then the next day came like nothing happened.
We're not going to be hear forever, Scott.
And the things I saw on my Earth don't leave me with a whole lot of confidence for this new breed once we're gone.
>>727475
I'm not discounting the work you do while alive.
But you're too young to be giving your life away like it doesn't mean anything, even if it is for a cause you think is right. There are other ways.
And if there aren't, I'll take care of them myself.
No.727477
>>727474
Same here. Well, I've gone back. But never alone and never for longer than I absolutely had to
>>727476
Well, that was....bleek.
No.727478
>>727477
I'm sorry, it happens.
The important thing to know is that I'll be cracking down from now on.
Have a good night.
>up up and away
No.727480
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>>727476
...does my life really mean anything? Does it really? I can count the number of people who care on one hand.
...no more kamekazi, I guess.
No.727481
>playing the bassline to Smoke On The Water
Man it's quiet.
No.727482
>ok so maybe last time I came in too rough
>but with this brilliant disguise
>...did I always have the gut
No.727483
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>>727482
Aliums get old too, Mr. Superman.
>
>bass still playing itself
No.727484
>>727483
>mental note: psychic shielding has atrophied since Manchester Black
Yes, I guess we do.
No.727485
>>727484
You look tired, want some Mr. Saturn coffee?
>also known as "psychedelic inspiring monologue in a cup"
No.727486
>>727485
>don't u tryna play u lil shit
I've already had so many mugs tonight. Being able to hold all that is something else that rots away when you get old.
...I'd love to.
No.727487
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>>727486
>man don't look at me this shit's gr8
>floating some over
I always wondered what the Mr. Saturns put in these, but they don't make a lotta sense...
No.727488
>>727487
Seems to be a common theme recently.
>well
>here goes
>sippan
No.727489
>>727488
>"Well, Clark. It's been a long time. Remember how your journey started?"
>"You've faced hardship after hardship as the shield of us all, weathering far more than any man ever should, or could."
>"But you have to remember, even Superman is a man."
>"Is what you're doing really for the best? Is it right as much as it is correct?"
>"Whatever happens, this cup of coffee believes in you and knows you'll make the best decision for everyone."
>"When it's empty, your adventure will resume."
No.727490
>>727488
>Ness went and got himself chocolate milk while Supes was having his coffee-induced monologue
It's nice, right?
No.727491
>>727489
I...
>>727490
>staring at the empty cup
>keep going, damn you
It's lovely.
Thank you, Ness.
No.727492
>>727491
You can go to Saturn Valley if you wanna get more, the Mr. Saturns love to share.
No.727493
>>727492
I don't really have the time these days.
>hangs his head
As if I'm not being hypocritical enough to these people.
But there's someplace I need to go first.
No.727494
>>727493
You sound sad. Can I go with you?
No.727495
>>727494
>...
I think I'd like that.
>floating up
No.727497
>>727496
Home.
>TO SMALLVILLE
>AWAY
No.727498
>>727497
See ya there!
>voip
No.727499
I... don't think I like "bullying Lancer."
No.727500
>>727499
>reading the paper
>honeybun tucked inside
Your sister has a strange set of hobbies. But I like to think it's better that than setting fire to shopping malls or trying to kill me again.
>nom
No.727501
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>>727500
D-delinquent big sister?
>flipping through Le Mort D'Arthur
Oh...
No.727502
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>>727501
>uh
There's not a whole lot in there that's accurate that counts. Who gave it to you?
I guess now's as good a time as any to answer any questions you have, since you can...apparently do all this at a day old.
No.727503
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>>727502
Mom said it's easier to just have you correct the mistakes in this and to use it as a frame of reference instead of a guide. And then called me an idiot.
>blink
How did you meet?
No.727504
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>>727503
I'm no Geoffrey of Monmouth or Alfred the Great, you know.
...That will be funny when you're older.
>hmm
She's known me since she was a little girl, actually.
>points at the book
Every few years or so, there's a war for my Holy Grail. I watched her from afar and then stood at her side as her loyal Servant.
No.727505
>>727504
Do I need to go to school to understand it?
>
Sometimes mom complains about her sister under her breath. What happened?
No.727506
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>>727505
It's not recommended. Anyone unaffiliated with it might be killed for knowing what they shouldn't.
It wasn't my idea, I promise.
>frowns
...You mother was almost killed her sister during the first of these wars. She didn't care about the wish the grail supposedly granted, so she used her immense power to try and fulfill her obsession with me. It cost sacrifices.
No.727507
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>>727506
>oh...
Uh... I think that's all I can think of.
No.727508
>>727507
>oh thank god
I don't blame you. Just be mindful when you bring it up around her.
I hope Lancelot didn't get carried away...?
No.727509
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>>727508
He seemed... happy? It's too difficult to tell.
>
Mom says Avalon helped me grow so quickly, in case you were curious.
No.727510
>>727509
I honestly never know sometimes with her.
Defeat her resurrected sister a week ago and suddenly she's pregnant and having a child 48 hours apar-
>uh
>just eat your bun, Arty
You know what you are, don't you?
No.727511
>>727510
To be fair you're a ghost, normalcy was never an option.
>uh
I'm... normal, aren't I?
No.727512
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>>727511
Oh my poor child, no.
Although half-Japanese and half-"ghost" doesn't sound much better, does it.
From what I've gathered, in order for someone or, er...something like me to create a child...
>nervous: yes
You're bound to the spirit of one of my knights, ok.
No.727513
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>>727512
>uh
Is that how I kept up with Mordred?
No.727514
>>727513
Without getting beaten to a pulp? Yes.
Regardless of whatever technicalities needed to be sprung in order for you to be born, you're still my son.
>and maybe Bedivere
Up for a challenge?
No.727516
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>>727515
>Sword of Promised Victory: [E X C A L I B U R]
A fight.
No.727517
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>>727516
>Punished Excalibur: A Sword Deprived of its Light
You're not going to go easy on me, will you?
No.727518
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>>727517
Is that a request?
>grin
I'm not Mordred.
That being said, I won't say I'm not curiously excited.
>
En guard.
No.727519
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>>727518
En guarde.
>aaaand
>he fights exactly like cheiba does
No.727520
>>727519
>well it's a good thing I'm literally cheiba
>but better
>easy parrying, entirely on the defensive
>shit-eating grin plastered to his face
So this is what a friendly spar feels like. I almost forgot what it was.
No.727521
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>>727520
Eh?
>clang
>headway: none
No.727522
>>727521
Don't go to war.
Or if you do, make sure it isn't recurring every ten years.
>time to push
>>
>git disarmed boi
No.727523
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>>727522
>wait wh-
>narrowly limbos under the blade
Gah!
No.727524
>>727523
If I were Morded, you'd have a foot in your stomach right about now.
>pivots inward
>swood down
>crossguard under Leo's hand
>lift
But I'm of the belief swordplay is enough in any case.
No.727525
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>>727524
>
I count this as a personal victory. Learning is important.
No.727526
>>727525
I was wondering what you were going to inherit from her.
Learning and battle are important, yes. But if anything your new friend with the red ponytail or even myself can tell you, it's that it's not everything.
>tips dinkykaribah up
>natch
But the product of a Saber and a witch with a sword-origin not learning any of this would just be silly.
No.727527
>>727526
>guh
I'll get on your level one day, dad. Mom's too. Somehow.
No.727528
>>727527
>proud: very yes
Let me tell you a story that isn't in your book.
No.727529
>>727528
>ooh, storytime
>armor: off
>pomf
No.727530
>>727529
>Fumi's not going to let me cut that ponytail, is she
>oh well
As you know, my father, your grandfather Uther Pendragon died when I was 13. When I was 15, I pulled the sword Caliburn from stone and cemented my claim on the throne.
>manifests Caliburn
But what Sir Thomas fails to across in his book is what happened immediately proceeding that event.
Being a king isn't an easy job. Especially when said king is a teenager and fighting off a seemingly endless invasion force from a multitude of sources since the day he took the crown.
My 12 battles were grand, Geoffrey admirably describes them despite getting the locations wrong almost every single time. But those battles were the most harrowing I could have ever imagined.
I was deprived of my childhood, and ended up regretting my entire life as a consequence. I want you to have something different.
No.727531
>>727530
Cousin Hellboy told me about that. "Heavy hangs the head that wears the crown."
Do you regret being alive now?
No.727532
>>727531
With a wife and two children?
I don't think there's a man alive that couldn't feel content with that.
Besides-
>flicks his ahoge
Dead men tell no tales, and wear no crowns. My time is up, your time is now.
No.727533
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>>727532
But you're the once and future king.
No.727534
>>727533
Once, yes.
And the thing about the futures is that it never really ever comes.
The Britain I left behind isn't the Britain of today, but it's still mine.
>
Mordred didn't threaten you about the crown, did she.
No.727535
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>>727534
She was loudly singing some song about making a king out of me on the motorcycle.
No.727536
>>727535
>
That's...unlike her.
>is this a trap
I hope you're prepared to watch every Disney movie in one sitting. She calls it a rite of passage.
No.727537
>>727536
Mom sat me through every anime she had on her computer. I think I'll be okay.
>
Doesn't she want to be king?
No.727538
>>727537
>how
I'm going to have a talk with her about important eyesight health.
>
As far as I know it's the only thing she wants. Otherwise I'd probably feel pretty stupid.
No.727539
>>727538
>he's wrong
>she just sat him down for 18 hours of animu
>that poor boy
Maybe she wants a rival so there's more accomplishment to it?
No.727540
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>>727539
>the only consolation is he'll have good taste from now on
I was her rival.
>mellow: harshed
That's fine, but I draw the line at any more hills.
>
And make sure you're with her when Jeanne is around and your mother and I aren't.
No.727541
>>727540
>harshed mellow sensed
>
>dad calm down
...I'm sorry, I was out of line.
No.727542
>>727541
"I'm sorry"?
"I was out of line"?
>...
>handy parenting book go
>flipflipflip
According to this, we're either abusive or you're mentally unstable.
>tosses it away
>
But you can't believe everything you read.
No.727543
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>>727542
>man I'm like 36 hours old now I don't know shit
Dad?
No.727544
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>>727543
>arms still outstretched
>am I doing something wrong
Just trust me.
No.727545
>>727544
>oh
>this is a hugging moment
>
I always have.
>who's talking though
No.727546
>>727545
>always
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Next time please tell us if we haven't taught you something as basic as hugging.
>BAD DAD
No.727547
>>727546
I know how to hug, dad. Mordred just said it was more like-
>trying to get kingdad in a headlock
this.
No.727549
>>727547
>u wot lil man
>REVERSELOCK
Your sister is a very silly person.
>what else can I show him before curfew
Ice cream...
No.727550
>>727549
>gkkt
Ice cream...?
No.727551
>>727550
Ice cream.
>whistles
>SEIBACYCLE
There's a whole new world of food out there to discover, my son.
No.727552
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>>727551
Is it like milk?
>only meal so far: tiddy
No.727553
>>727552
>I need to label those damn bottles
Frozen milk, with extra flavor.
Don't eat too fast or you'll get a headache.
>hops on the bike
No.727554
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No.727558