No.727560
>whistling while polishing his helmet
Clark's gonna go off the deep end...
No.727562
>>727561
>those
>cheeks
>wait Jay it's a trap
Always wondered what bedhead looks like when you've got a sentient parasite growing out of your scalp.
No.727563
>>727562
>she's been doing her squats
>and eating a lot of pound cake, apparently
It's at least easy to fix...
>the curly tentacles all snap straight
No.727564
>>727563
>LORD GIMME A SIGN DAT ASS
Huh. Convenient.
>
So you gonna put pants on or did I pay for a show and forget.
Not complainin'.
No.727565
>>727564
>already squeezing into her skirt
Unfortunately my school's dress code says wearing just a shirt is a violation. It bums me out...
>hoists a bag over her shoulders
Carpe diem, I suppose.
>"Carpet deem?"
Seize the day, Samson
No.727566
>>727565
That ain't how carpe diem'd be used as a phrase. C'est la vie works.
>and just like that, bullets were dodged
>can't catch me, sex offender registry
No.727567
File: 1452782396998.png (102.62 KB, 595x537, 595:537, tumblr_inline_nsh4djgr8N1r….png)
>>727566
Que seras seras.
>"Que...pasa...?"
Allons-y!
>waves
Guhbye Jason, see you around!
>she gone
No.727568
>>727567
It's "que sera sera!"
Cute kid.
Wonder when Moonman's gonna show up, we got shit to discuss.
No.727569
File: 1452783091558.jpg (264.65 KB, 1000x847, 1000:847, Moonman watches you sleep.jpg)
No.727570
File: 1452783305666.jpg (316.38 KB, 1148x1038, 574:519, dying's a slap on the wris….jpg)
>>727569
Superman's gonna come cracking down on us. Soon. I can feel it.
I'm not gonna roll over and let his antiquated sense of morality kill my dream.
No.727571
>>727570
So what do we do? He doesn't have any weakness to exploit, as far as I know.
No.727572
File: 1452783719183.jpg (63.58 KB, 736x346, 368:173, 5f6dafcf0eb9ca803e864e9510….jpg)
>>727571
Push him over his moral event horizon: the point of no return.
I'm gonna push him to kill me and just chill out in Death's so he thinks I actually died.
Superman can never justify killing, he feels it brings him down to the same level as the people he beats down: it'd destroy him.
I need you, and everyone else to "sell" my death. Don't just get over it.
I'll be up and running when the time's right.
I'll warn you: I have a sneaking suspicion that the whole world's gonna go pretty deep into riots and chaos from all this.
Trust me. We can fix it.
No.727573
>>727572
>nods
Hopefully my acting skills will pay off.
No.727574
File: 1452784069925.png (239.88 KB, 314x398, 157:199, look, all I'm saying is yo….png)
>>727573
Let's not get Shakespearian, eh?
>
Oh. Maybe you could do something nice, name a resistance movement after me or some shit.
We want him to be so disgusted with what he's done and become that he leaves Earth, Doc Manhattan style.
Normally discussing this out loud would ruin it but Lex had this place designed to prevent any kind of Superman from overhearing.
We have a shot.
No.727575
>>727574
So you get killed, and I start handing out the pitchforks and torches to people. Got it.
No.727576
>>727575
Yeah.
>
Don't tell anyone else. I need Supes to believe it's real, genuine reactions are key.
...I'm playing the part of the hero and messiah, for a dungheap like this.
Where did rationality go? Nothing makes sense anymore.
No.727577
>>727576
Things stopped making sense a long time ago, if you ask me.
No.727578
>>727577
I just wanted to shoot scumbags, now I'm playing mindgames with a god among men.
No.727579
>>727578
I started off as an amateur boxer and ended up being the avatar of the Egyptian god of vengeance. Trust me, things always find a way to get more complicated.
No.727580
>>727579
Now, this plan I got, it's my plan B. Keep it in mind.
Plan A's to get him to either find a real permanent solution with all those powers of his for crime so I won't have to kill anyone, or drop his shit.
No.727581
File: 1452786056823.jpg (110 KB, 725x1101, 725:1101, Batman may be the night, b….jpg)
>>727580
Makes sense. I've got nothing against guys like Superman, long as they stay out of my business. Still, I get the feeling Plan A's a bit of a long shot.
No.727582
>>727581
It'll make him realize there is no solution. Justice ain't justice. There's no way to lock up every criminal on Earth, we just don't have space for it.
So either he eats shit or does something about it.
No.727583
>>727582
He'd give up being Superman before he'd start doing things our way. That's just the kind of person he is.
No.727584
>>727583
Guess so, huh.
Something'll happen. We just gotta see.
No.727585
>>727584
Yeah... although, having to go up against Superman isn't filling me with a whole lot of confidence.
No.727587
>>727586
>Why do I feel like I've heard that before?
...You're right.
>chuckles
'Sides, arguing with people that're more powerful than me is practically a specialty now.
No.727588
>>727587
I came this far. Not gonna let anyone stop me, man, god or otherwise.
Stubbornness is a beautiful, ugly trait.
No.727589
File: 1452790425670.jpg (239.57 KB, 800x533, 800:533, Keep your hands where I ca….jpg)
>>727588
Couldn't have said it better myself.
No.727590
>>727589
'sides, I never was good at taking orders from people who wear their undies on the outside.
Or wear suits.
...Or at all honestly. I do what I want. And what I want's to merc scumbags.
No.727591
>>727590
>nods
It's the only way to really fix things. Sending people off to prison is like giving a box of band-aids to someone who needs surgery.
No.727592
>>727591
'Xactly. What good is putting someone in timeout when they're just gonna do it again when they get out. I'm fuckin' sick of cyclical bullshit.
No.727593
>>727592
With any luck, we'll break that cycle eventually.
No.727594
File: 1452791599072.jpg (32.43 KB, 500x447, 500:447, got a little something on ….jpg)
>>727593
So does he. Hell, that dumbass speech I ripped off of Captain America entitles him to his own opinion too.
Neither of us'll back down.
No.727595
>>727594
'Course he won't back down. Not knowing when to quit is pretty much a requirement for fighting crime.
No.727596
File: 1452792218148.jpg (63.58 KB, 736x346, 368:173, 5f6dafcf0eb9ca803e864e9510….jpg)
>>727595
This is gonna be ugly. And complicated.
Goddammit. Why the fuck is everyone fine with what I do but Boy Blue have his goddamn red and blues in a knot.
I got Batman to cut me slack as long as it stays out of Gotham. But here's the fucking Metropolis Kid trying to shut down anyone on the planet who dares do fucking anything.
No.727597
>>727596
It's probably got a lot to do with how bad things got in Earth-22. Guess he thinks something like that will happen again if guys like us are around.
No.727598
File: 1452792697124.jpg (316.38 KB, 1148x1038, 574:519, dying's a slap on the wris….jpg)
>>727597
I went there one during the Infinite Crisis. Monitor took Rayner, Troy and I reality hoppimg.
Earth-22 had a bunch of anarchistic fuckwads with no love for the citizens for "next generation heroes" who were no different from the villains they fought.
I kill people, yeah. But I kill dirtbags with a lot more care than when I first put the hood on.
No.727599
>>727598
That's what I'm getting at. Superman's looking at us and seeing a problem that isn't there.
No.727600
>>727599
What a pain. I'm not gonna bother justifying a thing, he can see for himself.
No.727601
File: 1452793174864.jpg (447.11 KB, 667x987, 667:987, Does this look like a man ….jpg)
>>727600
Can he? 'Cause it seems like he's using tunnel vision instead of x-ray vision.
No.727602
>>727601
Marc Spector telling a joke?
No.727603
>>727602
I'd say that was 50% joking and 50% me being serious.
>smiles
It's a start, right?
No.727604
>>727603
We'll be fine. I'll handle Clark.
No.727605
File: 1452794417948.jpg (154.31 KB, 676x922, 338:461, Moonman, Moonman, can't yo….jpg)
>>727604
If anyone's qualified to deal with him, it's you. And if we have to go to Plan B... well, I'll take it from there.
No.727606
>>727605
Counting on you.
>
Keep Rev safe, huh. Pirate like her, Supes would destroy her with words, wouldn't even need to touch her.
No.727607
>>727606
I know how easily upset she is. I'll do what I can.
No.727608
>>727607
Boy Blue knows he can't do anything to me 'cause I don't care about myself. Watch your back, watch hers.
He won't touch Squigly. Guy's depressed but not evil.
No.727609
>>727608
Not yet, at least. Either way, I'll be able to keep an eye on all of our friends for you.
No.727610
>>727609
Much needed peace of mind, thanks.
No.727611
>>727610
No problem. Gotta do whatever I can to make sure this all works out.
No.727612
>>727611
I thought I was done with evil Supermen after Crisis, too.
Sheesh... and this one's resistant to Kryptonite.
Maybe Snowball's family would be willing to stun him with magic.
No.727613
File: 1452795868201.png (898.38 KB, 760x773, 760:773, Codenames are gangster as ….png)
>>727612
I can try asking them if you think that'd work. Don't think they'd want someone like Superman breathing down my neck.
No.727614
>>727613
He's not weak to magic but he's also not resistant.
No.727615
>>727614
Uh-huh... If we start running out of options, I'll get them involved.
No.727616
>>727615
That's the idea. We're not as boned as we thought, huh.
No.727617
>>727616
There's always a way to win. Sometimes you just don't see it at first.
No.727618
>>727617
Cape lesson number one right there.
No.727619
>>727618
Doesn't make it any less true, y'know.
No.727620
>>727619
I know.
>
It is way too quiet.
No.727621
>>727620
You can say that again. Either we scared everyone away, or they found something better to do.
No.727622
File: 1452797758493.jpg (63.58 KB, 736x346, 368:173, 5f6dafcf0eb9ca803e864e9510….jpg)
>>727621
Prolly in Supes' gulag.
No.727623
>>727622
So everyone ended up there but us?
>
...Fuck it, anything's possible.
No.727624
>>727623
Making a statement?
No.727625
>>727624
Maybe. Or maybe nobody else felt like showing up today.
No.727626
File: 1452798605918.png (450.11 KB, 600x641, 600:641, holy shit Drake actually g….png)
>>727625
Yeah but gulag sounds cooler.
No.727627
>>727626
That's one way of looking at it, I guess. Still wouldn't make much sense.
No.727628
>>727627
Neither does wearing your underwear on the outside.
No.727629
File: 1452799241552.png (245.03 KB, 675x996, 225:332, Does this look like the fa….png)
>>727628
...Fair enough. Why'd that become a thing, anyway?
No.727630
>>727629
"How stupid can I look to disarm my enemy" is my guess.
No.727631
>>727630
That still sounds stupid, if you ask me.
No.727632
>>727631
No shit. Why do you think I dropped that shit when I came back?
No.727633
File: 1452799614691.jpg (239.27 KB, 727x1008, 727:1008, Fighting crime in a tuxedo.jpg)
>>727632
Because the Robin outfits look ridiculous?
No.727634
>>727633
Yes. Also because I wasn't buried in it.
No.727635
>>727634
Good. If you were buried in it, I'd have to classify Bruce as a whole new level of idiot.
No.727636
>>727635
Coulda left me a lockpick, but noooo.
No.727637
>>727636
Hey, at least you've got a skeleton key with you now.
No.727638
>>727637
Stays between us when we're not in this dome. Can't risk that getting out.
No.727639
File: 1452800689120.jpg (102.49 KB, 786x941, 786:941, He works at night, dressed….jpg)
>>727638
Right, right. Won't mention it again.
>thumbs up
No.727640
>>727639
Cool. Gonna take a nap, I'm exhausted.
>couch: flopped on
No.727641
>>727640
Alright. I'll be around if something happens.
No.727642
File: 1452810359537.jpg (358.19 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, tumblr_n963a7Fy271shwicno6….jpg)
>ring ring
God fuckin'...LAGOON COMPANY!
>...
YOU CALL ME LOOKING FOR PAPA JOHN'S AGAIN I'LL SEND YA TO THE SAME FUCKIN' HOLE I PUT THE BATTLETOADS FUCKS
No.727643
Somebody ordering pizza?
I'll take six
No.727644
File: 1452812655988.jpg (290.33 KB, 764x1000, 191:250, 61326044cd83d73a36808e31f4….jpg)
>>727643
THERE ISN'T ANY DAMN PIZZA
No.727645
>>727644
WELL WHY THE HELL NOT!
No.727646
>>727645
YOU WANNA DIE OR SOMETHIN', I'LL FUCKIN'--
>scratches her stomach
Fuck, guess I could go for a slice.
No.727647
File: 1452813749304.jpg (35.45 KB, 250x326, 125:163, tumblr_mdq5uzSzcc1rtc6dko1….jpg)
>>727646
Just don't order from papa johns that place is garbage
No.727648
>>727647
If I'm wastin' my own hard-earned cash on fuckin' pizza, it ain't gonna be anything but New York style.
And none of that retarded pineapple shit.
No.727649
>>727648
I want six with every meat they have.
Also, pay?
No.727650
>>727649
Now you're speakin' my language!
So what's your gag, that a tail or are you just happy to see me.
No.727652
>>727651
Huh...Eh, ya don't look like any of those screaming little girls from those shows Benny watches.
Your mom fuck a monkey or somethin'
No.727653
>>727652
No, she fucked my dad. All saiyains have tails. We are descended from Oozaru Apes.
No.727654
File: 1452814738282.jpg (251.21 KB, 850x1302, 425:651, sample_09dbb22676603611853….jpg)
>>727653
Sounds like a history lesson I don't need.
Whaddya do, got poisonous shit ya fling at people?
'Cause you're looking like one of those assholes on a grand heroic quest or whatever.
No.727655
>>727654
I shoot energy blasts. Heroic quests are a waste of time. I tried being the hero once. All it got was me in the past.
Did get to kick the shit out of some guys though. That was fun
No.727657
>>727656
>Helloooo, nurse
>No seriously help
No.727658
>>727657
>"help"
>right
...~?
No.727659
>>727658
>cough
You wouldn't have any bandages with you, would you?
No.727661
File: 1452824036240.png (585.25 KB, 1099x975, 1099:975, tumblr_o0go3zYTYa1rsg1iuo3….png)
>>727659
>pulls a wrap of gauze from her coat
>aaand a needle
Where does it hurt?
No.727662
>>727661
Everywhere, actually...
>uuuh
Is the needle really necessary?
>>727660
>uh
No.727663
>>727662
Can I help you with something?
No.727664
>>727662
Shh, nurse will take care of you.
>prick
>relax, it's just a mild painkiller
>a very addictive mild painkiller
>first shot's free~
>wraps his chest up firmly
There.
No.727666
>>727664
>no no no no no nooooo
>welp
Ugh... Thanks, but... What is a nurse doing here?
>>727663
>I hate it when I'm caught staring
>Think of something
Cool cape.
>nice
No.727667
>>727666
That's it? What a moron. Why would you wastes peoples time like that?
Also, she's looking to hook people on mild, yet addictive painkillers that will create a market for her profit.
No.727668
>>727667
>is that fucking Owlman
So is the Infinite Crisis happening again or is it just my lucky day.
No.727669
File: 1452825908943.png (412.01 KB, 1237x659, 1237:659, tumblr_o0cbf49KUA1qlol6jo1….png)
>>727667
>thumb and finger in a circle
>bingo
>>727666
Just looking for business. I'll be seeing you later.
>winks
>pops out of the room in a pink flash
No.727670
>>727668
No Crisis this time Todd. Simply an excursion to this world.
>>727669
>shakes head
what passes for a criminal in this world
No.727671
>>727667
>...Oh god it's another Kokonoe.
Wait, she's doing what now--
>>727669
...Walked right into that one.
No.727672
>>727670
Didn't you get erased on some abandoned Earth?
No.727673
>>727671
>excuse you
Fell for the "kindness inherent in people" didn't you.
No.727674
>>727671
You're addicted to painkillers. Dangerous ones. However, I can provide you with a serum that will eliminate your addiction
>while also giving you the terrible side effect of being addicted to the serum
>>727672
Try not to think about it. You're brain probably can't handle it.
No.727675
>>727674
Not worth putting thought into.
>Superman can have him.
No.727676
>>727673
I just wanted some bandages...
>sigh
She didn't even bandage all the wounds...
>>727674
>you tryna play me
Sorry, but I'm not dumb enough to fall for the same trick twice.
No.727677
>>727676
Pfft. Idiot.
>I should just let him bleed, he's got a healing factor
No.727678
>>727675
Story of your life. Not worth it.
>>727676
Suit yourself. I don't have time to waste on people who have no desire to help themselves.
No.727680
>>727678
Oh, but I do have an interest in helping myself! In fact, I'm about to do it right now.
>>727677
>On his feet
Tch, try not to rely on it so much and this happens.
>POWER OF THE AZURE
>All wounds healed
>System cleaned
>100% healed
And that's how we do it.
>rips the bandages from his chest off
No.727681
File: 1452827294784.jpg (181.48 KB, 850x601, 850:601, sample-07f392f874eebdcba54….jpg)
>>727680
Rachel's gonna kick your ass if you keep that up.
No.727682
>>727679
Clown got you tongue?
>>727680
Interesting.
>covertly grabs the bandages
No.727683
>>727682
That small mind must be lonely in that big head.
No.727684
>>727681
Pfft. What's she gonna do? Nag me to death?
>>727682
>Now if only it fixed the holes on my jacket...
You don't know the nurse, do you? I kiiiinda wanna get her back for that.
No.727685
>>727683
Perhaps if we were talking about how to use a second chance at life to prove that you didn't deserve it, I'd listen to you.
>>727684
No. I'd suggest fire bombing the nearest hospital just to be safe.
No.727686
File: 1452827934165.jpg (189.1 KB, 850x1204, 425:602, sample-287600c778a21f3103f….jpg)
>>727684
If by that you mean "shove umbrellas up your ass" then yeah.
No.727687
>>727685
You're right, you clearly don't deserve this second chance.
Lemme fix that for you.
No.727688
>>727687
Must we do this? Surely you must've plotted out that there are only two possible ways to kill me right in this moment and you are not equipped currently for either.
No.727689
>>727685
>wHOA
T-That's a bit of an overkill, isn't it?
>a bit
She probably doesn't even work at a hospital.
>>727686
>
I think I'd rather take the lightning, thank you very much.
No.727690
>>727688
Of the three hundred potential outcomes, there are four different ways I could end you right now.
Wanna take a guess as to why I haven't yet?
No.727691
>>727689
Better hope she doesn't find out.
>steps on through a portal
>gone
No.727692
>>727689
Do it anyway. Then save the people. They'll probably give you a reward.
At the very least you'll probably procure yourself sexual favors.
>>727690
Because you realized that there are six ways for me to reverse it on you.
I've got to give you credit. You're much smarter than my Jason Todd.
No.727693
>>727692
Maybe. But you're not taking one little detail into account.
No.727694
>>727691
Okay, first of all: It wasn't even my fault this ti-
>And she left me with my whining
>okay
>>727692
I'm not... interested in either.
No.727695
>>727693
And what detail is that? Enlighten me.
>>727694
Pity.
No.727697
>>727695
I'll let you stew in it, put that birdbrain to use. You'll figure it out one day, hmm?
>sarcastic chuckle
No.727698
>>727695
Yeah, yeah. So hey you and Jay aren't gonna start shooting each other are you? Because if you are, could you at least give me a second to take cover?
No.727700
File: 1452829797942.jpg (535.81 KB, 1280x1631, 1280:1631, tumblr_nuobrqtSAy1qd5wmko1….jpg)
>>727699
>that
>is not my kingdad
Eh?
No.727701
>>727697
Such arrogance. Maybe you aren't so different.
>computer beep
I have what I need.
>owl vanish
No.727703
>>727700
>just standing there
>maybe [M E N A C I N G]
No.727704
File: 1452831168687.jpg (160.87 KB, 571x1000, 571:1000, def73f7a642e1d2c087347509e….jpg)
>>727703
>uh
>Punished Excalibur: A Sword Deprived of its Light
Who are you?
No.727705
File: 1452831372246.png (636.15 KB, 1024x524, 256:131, fate-zero-gilgamesh-1024x5….png)
>>727704
A Heroic Spirit I'm not able to identify. Now that's a first.
>Looking at the sword
Another version of my Saber then?
No.727706
File: 1452831437585.jpg (37.99 KB, 500x289, 500:289, tumblr_m2o99kdjwN1qgi0pqo1….jpg)
>>727705
You mean dad? Because that's my dad.
No.727707
>>727706
Impossible. The King of Knights is long dead. She couldn't have another child.
No.727708
File: 1452831621697.jpg (174.4 KB, 500x689, 500:689, tumblr_nd43ziHpV01qgi0pqo1….jpg)
>>727707
But I'm sitting right here.
No.727709
>>727708
Are you calling your King a liar, boy?
No.727710
>>727709
Uninformed, maybe.
Maybe mom can fill you in.
>pulling a phone out and dialing
No.727713
File: 1452832052045.png (239.88 KB, 314x398, 157:199, look, all I'm saying is yo….png)
>>727712
Don't tell me you got that from the fridge.
No.727714
File: 1452832135595.png (164.88 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_inline_nrjby1Op1C1r….png)
>>727710
>>727711
I should kill you for your insolence, but I will indulge you just this once.
>snatches the phone thro GATTO
Who the devil is this?
No.727715
>>727713
No, I stopped at a gas station on my way over here
No.727716
File: 1452832193770.jpg (63.58 KB, 736x346, 368:173, 5f6dafcf0eb9ca803e864e9510….jpg)
>>727715
Oh thank fuck--oh gross gas station pudding, what the hell man?
No.727718
>>727714
>jeez
What'd I do?
No.727719
>>727716
It was a whole 10 ounces for a dollar.
No.727720
>>727717
Fumi Kanno? I'm not in the mood for nonsense, so just get to the point.
>>727718
Shuuush you.
No.727721
>>727719
I'm quarantining the bathroom.
No.727722
>>727721
Bro, I'll be fine. I eat this stuff all the time. My gut is stronk
No.727723
>>727720
Whatever, listen up and shut your obnoxiously shiny mouth, I can feel the glimmer across the phone line.
So Arthur and I are connected on a few levels, right. He embedded his immortality sheathe in me, it's changed a lot of things. Apparently making me compatible with Heroic Spirits.
Accidents happened on an unsafe day. End up with a Pseudo Servant kid who grew up in a matter of weeks.
Who knew?
Now put Leo back on.
No.727725
>>727722
Gas masks and airlock ventilation.
No.727726
>>727725
Whatever happened to the trust man?
No.727727
>>727723
>This is bullshit
>But I believe it
Very well then.
>Tosses the phone away
I actually forgot there was another one...
>>727724
So... Leon, huh?
No.727728
>>727726
The Ass Blast Express happened. Remember that time you got like, old pancake batter? And then you fucking ripped one that made me wanna die?
No.727729
>>727727
That's me. Who're you?
>retrieves the phone
Hey, it didn't break.
No.727730
>>727728
That was from gas station sushi. Which has put me off fish in general.
No.727731
>>727729
I am known as the King of Heroes. So you shall refer to me as such, boy.
No.727732
>>727730
Guh. Gas station food is the devil.
No.727733
File: 1452833387504.jpg (138.26 KB, 850x607, 850:607, sample-9eaa5eb3294bdc7632b….jpg)
>>727731
>phone internet
>googling "King of Heroes"
Gilgamesh is easier.
No.727734
>>727732
The gummy candies are so bad there that I started buying mine at the "novelties" store.
No.727735
>>727734
I just visit the Haribo factory in Gotham and nab some right from the source.
>
Tell no one.
No.727736
>>727735
I heard some guy fell in one of the vats.
No.727737
>>727736
Yeah. We call'im Gumshoe now.
No.727738
>>727733
>Kids nowadays...
Do I have to repeat myself? You shall refer to me as such.
No.727739
>>727738
If you want. You can call me Leo.
No.727740
>>727737
Huh. Still, I don't think I want any Gotham produced Hairibo. I'll stick to the gummy dicks they make in Metropolis. What with their safety and not parts of dude in them.
No.727741
File: 1452834013963.jpg (222.03 KB, 1280x540, 64:27, big fancy rich asshole bul….jpg)
>>727740
>thinkgen of implications
Cannibal candy...
No.727742
>flipping through the mail
>package under her arm
Tch.
>tosses all the letters out the window
Paycheck? 'Bout damn fuckin' time...
>rips the box open
>note on top
>"If you want to get paid next time, make sure you're here to do the work"
...Fuck.
No.727743
>>727739
Hmph.
>hops to the ground
Now listen here, boy. If you value your life your life, you will step to the left.
No.727744
>>727741
Sounds like a death metal children's band
No.727745
>>727742
Trouble on the homefront.
>>727744
Yes. Yes it does.
No.727746
File: 1452834423820.jpg (130.62 KB, 450x565, 90:113, 9a4b8aa446b4508ca46e19c1d8….jpg)
>>727743
Your left or my left?
No.727748
File: 1452834610538.png (72.78 KB, 500x293, 500:293, tumblr_namx6g1iCh1tu9bwyo1….png)
>>727745
Congratu-fuckin'-lations, Jay. Ya know how to read the atmosphere.
Better than these jackasses.
>kicks the box
>Dungeons and Dragons box flies out
>"Your compensation"
>
>
>twitch
Benny...
No.727749
>>727747
>
>he's thinking about it Roy
>stop him
>>727748
Whatcha gonna do, Rev.
No.727750
>>727746
My left. Now hurry up. He's coming at full force, and you only got about 30 seconds to move.
No.727751
>>727749
Well first I think I'm gonna take it and slow, start off by breakin' his knees.
Then I'll castrate him, make him eat his own fuckin' cock and balls so he knows what it's like to DICKED THIS GODDAMN HARD, AND-
>I am not the center of attention what gives
Oi.
No.727752
File: 1452834880363.jpg (132.1 KB, 762x939, 254:313, tumblr_n0hwujq6Ex1r5pjkqo1….jpg)
>>727750
>sssstep to the right
No.727754
>Walka in yawning
>!
>Is that.. that is!
Hey what did you do with my wine!
>Great question Rin, of course he drank it all.. ugh what a stupid question that was..
Actually, d-don't answer that..
No.727755
File: 1452835051465.png (243.88 KB, 586x240, 293:120, tumblr_nqy893uNFJ1uo17v5o2….png)
>>727751
>Cannibal Candy...
>
'sup.
No.727756
>>727749
>why is Jay looking at me like that?
>have we moved to the next level of Bro-dom?
>do we have a psychic link now?
>Jay....lets get tacos
No.727757
>>727752
Good. Now stay silent. I need to time my moves in order to counter--
>>727754
Uahahaha! Of course I--
>>727753
>BOOOM
>Launched across the room
>And through the wall
No.727758
>>727754
>izzat a brat
The fuck...
>>727755
Nothin' your dickless wonder ass would be interested in, I guess.
>guh
One step from being fired though, that's new.
No.727759
File: 1452835310704.jpg (63.58 KB, 736x346, 368:173, 5f6dafcf0eb9ca803e864e9510….jpg)
>>727756
I have a strong urge for tacos right now.
>>727758
You know our interests are pretty much the same.
>
Tacos?
No.727760
>>727759
>yes
>Yes
>YYYYYEEEESSSS
Hell Yeah! Tacos!
No.727762
File: 1452835446486.jpg (51.89 KB, 850x478, 425:239, sample-a94c8a3ead4a364c269….jpg)
>>727757
You could..
>OH SHIT. GOLDIE DOWN.
>Pic very related
Good grief are you alright!?
>>727758
Pardon?
No.727763
>>727759
You don't abandon your mates.
Yeah, so I'm a scumsucking pirate bitch, but getting flak from Dutch doesn't fly high on my list of shit I wanna do today.
>
Yeah, fuck it. The Mexican in Thailand sucks dick.
>>727762
I said ain't it a school night?
No.727764
>>727757
Giiiil! I made Christmas clothes, look! They're red!
No.727765
>>727760
Now where do we go, there are like six different Mexican joints.
>>727763
>shrug
S'all on you. Nobody makes you do shit, right.
No.727767
>Marc no
>that's not how you drive
>Marc this has to stop
No.727768
File: 1452835974658.jpg (210.19 KB, 850x1165, 170:233, sample-b7cb1c943bd63efefc1….jpg)
>>727763
>insert Minions what face here
Uh, no. It's winter break..
>>727764
Good evening Enkidu. It looks very red.
>How is his hair always more graceful then mine..
>Sigh
>75% jealous
No.727769
>>727765
Who pissed in your cornflakes.
>
Tacos, huh.
>>727767
>UH
No.727770
>>727766
Roy, move!
>>727767
Godfucking-
>bakkufurripu
>>727769
>g r a p p l e
>right around the waist
>yank
No.727771
File: 1452836039543.png (93.65 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_inline_nqaltxZApL1r….png)
>>727761
>Leaps back through the hole he made
>I'd like to thank my armor for being there for me, when the mudbae came
>>727764
It looks very good on you! But it's a bit late, don't you think? Oh! That reminds me...
>>727762
And where were you during the Christmas party?
No.727772
File: 1452836095603.png (556.54 KB, 810x527, 810:527, tumblr_mdu4nxQB271rqqva3o1….png)
>>727768
>divine construct baybee
>created perfect
>>727771
Late?
>Enk forgot what month it is
Oh...
>morphs back into the tunic
No.727773
>>727771
Gilgamesh and Enkidu... wow.
I wonder where dad is.
No.727774
File: 1452836195745.jpg (258.6 KB, 1024x1303, 1024:1303, d49dfa844c1d623927bf76b55f….jpg)
>>727768
Ain't no break from this school, sweetheart.
Why don't you fuck off before you get hu-
>>727770
>whoa wait what
JAAAAY!
No.727775
File: 1452836220264.png (358.19 KB, 569x915, 569:915, Where's the wet floor sign.png)
>>727769
>FULL SPEED AHEAD, CAP'N!
>>727770
>and no one became a crash test dummy that night
>except for Moonman, of course
No.727776
>>727771
Cleaning up the mess you both made in my wine cellar, and patching up the wonderful hole that Enkidu left after he ran off..
>>727772
Forgive me for missing your party, you left a hole in my house that needed to be fixed.
>>727774
I am perfectly capable of handling myself.
No.727777
File: 1452836357992.png (1.95 MB, 1427x775, 1427:775, Spiderman aint got shit on….png)
>>727770
>dodges
Sure grab the crazy chick with big guns, not your best bud who you have a telepathic link with.
No.727778
>>727773
>And why do you think your son is right for our school
Well I'd say he's highly motivated and diligent, but he's only three days old.
>...Moving on, do you have any formal education yourself?
Er...do castles count?
No.727779
>>727774
What? You ain't a street pizza right now.
>>727775
>here comes Jay
>stealing the tires
>Jaaaaay
>>727777
'Cause I can trust you, got Moves Like Jagger right?
No.727780
>>727775
SON OF A WHORE, WHAT'S THE BIG FUCKIN' IDEA!
YOU WANT A BOOT IN YOUR PRETTY ASSHOLE, IS THAT IT?
>>727776
HANDLE THIS, BITCH
>>727779
TELL YOUR FUCKBOY TO BLOW ME
No.727781
>>727779
Fair enough
>>727780
>sticks out tongue
nyeeeeh
No.727782
File: 1452836671151.jpg (143.21 KB, 850x1322, 425:661, sample-c57724b6800a904f148….jpg)
>>727780
>What an absolute vile woman.
>Unimpressed Rin is unimpressed
You're number one as well.
No.727783
>>727780
Chill. You're fine, yeah?
>>727781
I should get a second grapple gun though, could pull some fuckin' sick maneuvers.
No.727784
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>>727776
The hole was only a few centimeters. I turned into a spear.
No.727785
>>727779
...What is it with you and tires?
>>727780
We both know you don't actually plan on fighting me. Plus, you're not hurt, so there's no problem.
No.727786
>>727781
I'm dumpin' every single hot sauce pack in your tacos for that. Any objections?
>>727782
>click
Number one what.
Lookin' down on me, brat?
>>727783
I'm not gettin' fuckin' paid anymore, Jay.
>>727785
>just shoots him in the leg
Yeah?
No.727787
>>727783
I've got grapple arrows man
>>727786
Bring it on mamasita. I like em caliente
No.727788
>>727785
We all got hobbies.
>>727786
Could throw in with my lot or whatever.
>>727787
Yeah but dude.
Grapple swinging. That'd be too cool for school.
No.727789
>>727778
I'm a little lonely...
No.727790
>>727786
>drops to the ground with a ground
Okay, that's it.
>
>[LOUD VIBRATING NOISE]
>that gun's just gonna kinda
>liquefy
>>727788
>digging the bullet out of his leg with a crescent dart
So do you just have a forest filled with tire swings somewhere?
No.727791
File: 1452837576058.jpg (144.37 KB, 850x1388, 425:694, sample-14035f2ccd2c4361fd9….jpg)
>>727784
Yes but you also managed to pierce through a water pipe leading down from upstairs. The water was literally freezing in mid air from how cold it was outside.
>>727786
>Strengthing ability: Legs
If you can't figure it out then that on you.
No.727792
>>727787
Ha, try me! Betcha ten bucks you can't eat as much hot sauce's me.
Won the Thai food championship two years ago, baby.
>>727788
You ain't fuckin' Spider-Man.
>question: dodged
>>727790
>what
>w h a t
...
>my Beretta 92F
>extended barrel
>pearl inlaid grip
>engravings
...
>calmly walks over
>
>>727791
Kill you in a minute
No.727793
No.727794
>>727790
Yeah actually. Use it for agility drills. Keep sharp, y'know?
>>727792
Annnnd there it goes.
>
Marc'll be fine.
...Damn that booty's fine.
No.727795
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No.727796
>>727788
If I load mini grapple arrows into my wrist launchers, I can spiderman that shit.
>>727792
I once ate 2 ghost peppers at the same time.
I don't remember the month after that, but I know everyone was really glad I wasn't dead.
No.727797
>>727792
Fuck's s-Ow, ow, ow!
>truncheon: electrified
>now's the part where you get tased, Revy
>>727794
>you're damn right Marc'll be fine
No.727799
>>727792
>Well there goes one gun.
Take your time.. I'll be in the kitchen.
>Walks away unconcerned
No.727800
>>727794
>normal-ish Revy service will be postponed indefinitely
I'LL FUCKING KILL HIM
>>727796
>shit that's better than me
>better cover it by being angry and saying something witty
SOME FUNERAL
>perfect
>>727797
BREAK MY FUCKIN' GUN WILL YA? WHAT'S A LITTLE JOKE BETWEEN FUCKS YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCK FU-
>tased
>and spasming Revy off to the side
No.727801
>>727798
>was that a flag waving over the couch just now
>doo doo~
>doo doo~
No.727802
>>727796
Rig'em to be able to send electrical currents down the cables. Could overload robot assholes.
Remember how annoying fucking Mech Batman was?
>>727797
Oi! Foul! Break it up you two.
>>727800
Fuckin' jeez...
>stabilizing kit from his jacket
No.727803
File: 1452838188919.jpg (130.62 KB, 450x565, 90:113, 9a4b8aa446b4508ca46e19c1d8….jpg)
>>727801
Should I be concerned...?
No.727804
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>>727797
>Fades in speaking into your ear
Oooooo tase her again like the naughty girl she is~
No.727805
>>727803
>doo doo doodoodoodooo DOO DOODOOOO
>slooooow rise up
Hiya, junior! Thought you could shake ol' Auntie Jeanne just 'cause she's got a few screws loose, huh?
No.727807
>>727800
>gets up
>dusts himself off
Sorry about that. Could've lowered the voltage, but I was busy getting punched in the face.
>>727802
What, you expected me to just sit there and take the beating?
>shrugs
I'd say the fight's over.
>>727804
I'm not here to entertain you.
No.727808
>>727807
Regardless of what you're here to do I'm quite entertained darling~
No.727809
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>>727806
Shake! Lose! Jitterbug? Ringing a bell?
Kids these days, right? What gives?
Whaaat, am I not fun to hang out with? I got my own intro music and everything!
No.727810
>>727802
>foaming at the mouth: yes
>is it the electrocution or just how she is
>we just don't know
...gkkt.
>>727807
Give you a...fuckin' shock...
No.727811
>>727809
I don't understand.
>uh
>Strength: B+
>picks Jeanne Alter up
>shakeshakeshake
No.727812
>>727807
Those guns mean as much to'er as mine do to me, dude.
Not cool.
Bad enough we got a Kryptonian breathing down our necks, let's not beat each other into submission.
>>727810
We'll get you another one.
>
Quit tryna fight Marc, goddammit.
>knees: on Revy's arms
No.727813
>>727811
>arms out to her sides
Weeeeeee! Flight Alpha Delta Niner reporting major turbulence!
>pair of sunglasses on
And awesome
No.727814
>>727813
>bopped on the head with witchbitties occasionally
This is fun?
No.727815
>>727808
How many times do I have to say it? Don't fucking call me that.
>>727810
>sighs
Okay, I'll admit I went overboard. Can we stop trying to kill each other now?
>>727812
That would've been nice to know before she put a bullet in my ankle.
>nods
But you're right. We've got enough problems as it is.
No.727816
File: 1452839296836.png (400.71 KB, 643x1000, 643:1000, be853cbb0aa35ada149bfc3860….png)
>>727814
Do a barrel roll! Press A to shoot!
>fiddles with her shirt
Now if only I knew which button that was...
>
You got a lot of boning up to do on what's fun, squirt. Dontcha worry, Auntie'll help!
No.727817
>>727815
Who knows, maybe another few times? Or the rest of your life? I can't tell really, perhaps I'll even write it in your headstone.
>Dramatic pause
Here lies Darling.
>Giggles
No.727818
>>727812
>RRRRRRRRRRRRR
>struggles for exactly a second
>gives up
Awright, Jay. I get it.
I get your point. So let me up now.
>>727815
Depends.
>wait is that a knife in her leg
>Rev how
No.727819
>>727816
>looking around
>dad: no
>Mordred: no
>mom: no
>alone with Jeanne: yes
Uh...
No.727820
>>727815
Oops?
>jeez
Appreciated.
>>727818
>grin
I wasn't born yesterday.
>grabs dat knife
>yank
Weirdo.
No.727821
>>727817
>rolls his eyes
Good thing I can't die.
>>727818
...Where the hell did that knife come from?
>>727820
No problem. I didn't want to hurt Revy, but like hell if I'm just gonna sit around and be a punching bag.
No.727822
>>727819
>guhuhuhuhuh
So! Hit puberty yet?
No.727823
>>727821
Oh? We can make a fake funeral. I'll see to every detail~
>Smug
Anyways, I must go pay a surprise visit to that Archer servants little teenage squeeze~
>Prancing towards the kitchen
I'll be seeing you~
No.727824
File: 1452840030781.jpg (289.29 KB, 1280x853, 1280:853, tumblr_n963a7Fy271shwicno7….jpg)
>>727820
I mean it, damn it. Lemme up!
>legs kicking
>check that blood errywhere
>>727821
Fuck you, that's where.
>ow this hurts
No.727825
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>>727822
>help
I... don't know?
No.727826
>>727821
I getcha.
>>727824
Fuckin' jeez.
>lets off her
Tourniquet your leg.
No.727827
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>>727825
>witchbitties: deposited on head
Wanna find ooooooooouuut?
Somebody's gotta take the initiative for your education and whatever, darn it!
Oooo, wait! I could dye my hair brown and you could pretend you've never seen me before and we can get the whole girl next door vibe going on too!
No.727828
>>727823
Yeah, sure, whatever.
>>727824
Did you... did you stab yourself?
>>727826
At least she's okay... sort of.
No.727829
>>727827
Wh-
>uh
>uh
>UH
>
>flustered knightson frozen like a deer in headlights
No.727831
>>727826
>[seething]
Jump up your own ass and die.
>no cloth handy
>shirt off
Second time...
>cinch
I need a new fuckin' gun.
>>727828
You wanna die for real.
No.727832
>>727828
We need to be.
>>727831
Lucky your ol' pal Jay has you covered.
No.727833
File: 1452840753610.png (1.01 MB, 1378x667, 1378:667, NOPE, NOTHING UNUSUAL HERE.png)
>>727831
That doesn't answer my question.
>>727832
...I think it's safe to say I fucked up.
No.727834
>>727829
>>727830
Five seconds, competitors.
>Jeopardy buzzer out of nowhere
I'm sorry, we were looking for "sure Auntie Jeanne, I'd love to".
Y'know, your mama basically kinda maybe entrusted this to me even though she didn't say anything. She loves this bod too, I'm her favorite deputy!
No.727836
>>727832
Ain't my gun.
My gun had engravings and shit. 9mm sword's from that shitty DiCaprio Hamlet movie, right?
Think I'm gonna walk around with two mismatched guns like some kinda jackass?
More importantly, how the fuck am I supposed to be Two Hands WITH ONLY ONE GUN
>>727833
SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS
No.727837
No.727838
>>727835
What's with the face, junior? Do I gotta get Ward and June on the case?
>whistles
>dragons peekan in from outside
Ward! Talk to the Beaver!
No.727839
>>727836
Engravings offer no tactical advantage whatsoever. Who gives a shit?
You're due for an upgrade anyways, 9mm doesn't do shit nowadays what with the bulletproof armor.
Quit your bitching, I'll get you a matching pair.
>>727833
Looks like. Oh well.
No.727840
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>>727838
>WHAT IS HAPPENING
I-I don't understand.
No.727841
>>727836
...I'm just going to assume you shoved a knife through your own leg, then.
>>727839
In hindsight, the vibranium pulse probably shouldn't have been the first thing I used.
No.727842
>>727840
You're the Beaver! Because I leave it all to you, and it's not the only beaver you might see tonight.
Man you guys really are like some sitcom, only I'm Kimmy from Full House for variety.
>sits him in frenchlap
No.727843
>>727842
Beaver?
>wait
>uh
>sat down
You're referencing all this stuff I don't know...
No.727844
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>>727839
>rrr
>muttering
Upgrade my ass...
Better fit in my holsters, damn it.
>>727841
What the fuck even was that.
No.727845
>>727841
Get bigger ones.
>>727841
What even was that?
No.727846
>>727843
I know! Idn't great?
See, you'd think torching the motherland for betraying you would piss God off enough, but it turns out being another consumerist, mindless sex drone spouting insipid trivia works just as well!
>
Man I've read like, every /ss/ book on the planet and none of 'em come as clueless as you. This isn't actual pedophilia, right?
>hands on bikeshorts legs
No.727847
>>727846
Wait, what? Wha-
>uh
>UHHHH
>back to frozenmode
No.727848
>>727844
>>727845
Well, if you're both gonna ask the same question...
>holds up his truncheon
Antarctic Vibranium. It can vibrate at frequencies that damage most metallic substances at the molecular level. S'why people call it the "Anti-Metal."
No.727849
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>>727847
Guhuhuh-
>
Aw, foul! These things are tucked into his boots!
Well, it's not the end of the world.
>face meet frenchbitties
>clonks his face against her breastplate like a square peg and a round hole
Now this, this is the end of the world!
No.727850
>>727849
>ow
>why
...?
>this is like when mom tried to feed me
>except with metal in the way
No.727852
>>727848
>
Keep that shit far away from my guns.
>>727851
I don't fuck my friends.
>cheesegrin
Wonder how you'd take a deagle's kick.
No.727853
>>727850
Oh that's right, I forgot my intro joke!
>ahem
Who's on first.
What's on second.
>top off
>"I don't know" stitched on her bra
Wanna steal a base? Buy a vowel?
>eyebrow wiggle
No.727854
>>727853
>blink
But I'm not hungry.
...Something tells me I have no choice.
No.727855
>>727851
...To put it simply, if something's made of metal, this stuff tears it apart.
>>727852
They'll be fine. I don't use it that often.
No.727856
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>>727854
Every kid has room for dessert!
>
Your mama says you bite, you better deliver!
No.727857
>>727856
>
>
>
Good grief...
>om
>adult teef yo
No.727858
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>>727852
Couldn't pay me enough.
>cheesegrin returned
Aw fuck yeah, now we're getting somewhere!
>practicing drawing
Gonna pull that baby right in Eda's face, tell her to go fuckin' suck it, Jesus is my co-pilot.
>>727855
A bomb?
No.727859
>>727855
That's a relief.
>>727858
Kinky.
No.727860
>>727857
>m i l k
Man, normally would be the part where I have the goddamn common courtesy to give you a reach around, but your shorts are totally chapping my hide.
And yours! I mean what even are they, polyester? Some kid died in a sweatshop to make bad pants, some living.
No.727861
>>727860
>oh
>oh this is nice
>...
>what's a reacharound
>and they're silk
>royals, yo
No.727862
>>727858
Sort of. Just without the actual explosion.
>>727859
If I overused it, I might accidentally destroy my gear too. It's pretty dangerous.
No.727863
>>727860
>>727861
>I'M
>NUCLEAAAAAAAAAAAAR
No.727864
File: 1452843851693.png (379.56 KB, 588x656, 147:164, 9ffa5972304c7ef3ae1f85135b….png)
>>727859
Pig.
>>727862
Uh uh.
You broke 'em, you bought 'em.
No.727865
>>727862
Fuckin' A...
>>727864
Cow.
No.727866
File: 1452843987307.jpg (187.75 KB, 796x370, 398:185, d85642602bf1f7e0e727d77497….jpg)
>>727861
Ah man so you're not even the kind to get off to indirect critique of your clothing? You're not your dad's kid at all!
That's actually probably a stretch since I only knew him up until he blew me up but who's counting, right?
>press
>>727863
Hiya, blondie! Still a tap open if you're interested. Eh? Eh?
No.727867
>>727863
>I don't know what I expected
>but I'm just eating, what's the problem
?
>>727866
>mmph
>bitch you gon' flood me
>...I'm not really hungry but this is weirdly nice
No.727868
>>727864
Fair enough.
>tosses some money her way
>>727865
Hey, have to have some kind of counter for all the people in armored suits running around.
No.727869
File: 1452844214433.jpg (136.69 KB, 300x512, 75:128, 0fd61f7df325b0e82b33566846….jpg)
>>727866
I'll pass.
>shudders
Would it kill you to at least conduct this in private.
>>727867
>son you don't understand
>I don't like her
...
No.727870
>>727865
Pussy.
>>727868
>!
Gimme!
>inner pirate pleased
>outer Revy irate
No.727871
>>727867
>blame magiscience
Wow, this is way easier than hiring a shota prostitute!
That costs money, you know. It adds up!
>>727869
No, but I don't wanna take that chance!
No.727872
>>727869
>yeah but she's
>kinda nice?
>and it tastes good
...
>>727871
>what
>what
>chomp
>muffled "not a prostitute"
No.727874
>>727871
>fucking
This is going on your performance review.
>>727872
>you're being tricked by her French ways
>fight it, son
>remember what it's like to be English
>constantly irritable
No.727875
>>727870
Wow. You weren't kidding when you said you were in this for the money.
>>727873
>chuckles
Guess I'm getting better at the whole preptime thing.
No.727876
File: 1452844800780.png (500.89 KB, 527x800, 527:800, f12c829be5953d57dcc7325d0d….png)
>>727873
Slag.
>>727875
You wanna keep starin?
No.727877
>>727872
>gush
>don't drown, bae
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah...hahaha, gotcha!
We're in the money~ We're in the money~
>>727874
No! Not my performance review! Now I'll have to lie about my accomplishments even more than usual!
No.727878
>>727875
Wouldn't say that.
>>727876
We moved off from animals huh.
No.727879
File: 1452845165036.jpg (160.87 KB, 571x1000, 571:1000, def73f7a642e1d2c087347509e….jpg)
>>727874
>yes but-oh god I'm drowning
>>727877
>gkkkkkt
No.727880
>>727876
You make it sound like there's an answer that won't result in you trying to shoot me again.
>>727878
>shrugs
I won't argue. It's your gimmick, not mine.
No.727881
>>727877
Careful, you're failing your unwritten objectives as we speak.
>is she
>swer 2 fuk
Enough, he's done.
>>727879
>breathe
>b r e a t h e
>here try this
>INVISIBLE AIRdrags
No.727882
>>727878
Nah, a slag's an animal. Some kind of horse I think.
>
Wait the fuck you mean animals?
>>727880
You broke my gun
No.727883
>>727879
>pop
>hand discreetly removed from the silk just in time
A right ripsnorter, that is!
>sprays his face
See you later
>>727881
Mama says unwritten objectives are for bad managers that don't know how to communicate.
>skips off
No.727884
>>727881
>embarrassed: yes
Mordred wasn't around and...
>>727883
>
>when
>what
>I
...
>why are my leggings sticky
No.727885
>>727880
For example, did you know I have a bug in your tie?
>>727882
We were doing a thing.
...Well, I was doing a thing.
No.727886
>>727882
You shot me.
>>727885
Yeah, actually. Wasn't too hard to miss.
>smirks
You're lucky I trust you.
No.727887
>>727883
I...
>sigh
>>727884
Probably off with Shishigou or Guts...
>guh
Don't worry. You did fine...given the circumstances.
>if she touches a hair on his head she's eating nuke
No.727888
File: 1452846080337.jpg (230.06 KB, 960x726, 160:121, 85f1534568e5b4895fb6d62e0f….jpg)
>>727885
Fell for it.
>snort
>
I'm fuckin' bored, let's do something.
>>727886
Hell yeah I did!
Now shut the hell up, this place is fuckin' dead and could be a whole lot deader.
No.727889
>>727886
Did you know the bug is also programmed to play La Cucaracha at ear shattering volumes?
>>727888
Sounds good.
No.727890
File: 1452846207444.jpg (132.12 KB, 850x1134, 425:567, sample-07df3068b327ad253a8….jpg)
>>727887
I feel as if I've disappointed you.
No.727891
>>727890
There are many things you make me feel. Disappointed will never be one of them.
Or maybe I should say that if I truly was, you would know better by now.
>wait
...I didn't bring you back here, right.
No.727892
File: 1452846461643.png (1.49 MB, 896x1337, 128:191, Khonshu hung him from the ….png)
>>727888
Yeah, yeah, I get the picture.
>
Still sorry about the gun.
>>727889
>blinks
...Well, time to go set that tie on fire.
No.727893
>>727891
You don't remember?
No.727894
>>727889
Hear there's some street-boxing thing going on close by.
Either that or go crash high school parties and steal all the beer, fuck if I know.
>>727892
Don't fuckin' apologize to me.
>[spanish guitar strum]
No.727895
>>727892
Did I say ear-shattering? I meant more than lethal.
Only takes 150 decibels to stop the human heart. I juiced it up to 2000.
>>727894
Street boxing...
>Poison?
I'm game.
No.727896
File: 1452846900325.png (509.18 KB, 835x624, 835:624, 'Scuse me while I kiss the….png)
>>727894
If that's what you want, then fine.
>Where the hell did that guitar come from?
>>727895
>already setting the tie on fire
You don't see me rigging you with deathtraps.
No.727897
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>>727893
I might have had one too many lemon colas.
Whether it was in celebration or an attempt at forgetting the story I told you is moot. I apologize.
>
I feel like I was interrupting.
No.727898
File: 1452847173884.jpg (281.35 KB, 675x836, 675:836, cf84f00468f7e8566e492cee3f….jpg)
>>727895
Ever see Snatch?
>shadowboxing
Fucking A, regular Brad Pitt over here.
Think you can rig my Fender up that high?
>>727896
Nunya.
>blink and it's gone
>[Spanish guitar strum]
>
Oi, you got a mousetrap on your ass.
No.727899
File: 1452847198490.jpg (138.26 KB, 850x607, 850:607, sample-9eaa5eb3294bdc7632b….jpg)
>>727897
Interrupting...?
>fidgets uncomfortably
No.727900
>>727896
>grin
Did you know it only takes 200 decibels to destroy someone's lungs with pressure and cause embolism?
>>727898
Fender, huh. Figured you were a Gibson gal.
No.727901
>>727898
The fuck?
>looks behind himself
>>727900
No. You can stop with the science facts now.
No.727902
File: 1452847424413.jpg (43.74 KB, 101x253, 101:253, Fate.stay.night.full.11847….jpg)
>>727899
Usually my reaction exactly.
>what do I do now
>uh
>catch?
I only wish you'd told me Mordred had boobytrapped the toilet earlier.
No.727903
File: 1452847528923.jpg (160.87 KB, 571x1000, 571:1000, def73f7a642e1d2c087347509e….jpg)
>>727902
I didn't know.
>
I want to spar again.
>Karibah go
I have to get better to beat Mordred.
No.727904
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>>727900
Wrong on both. That'll be 1000 dollars.
Never found the time to learn, you know. What with all the skullfuckery.
Nah, Bowie kicked off so somebody else'll step up to take his place.
>lazy salute
See ya, space cowboy.
>>727901
>throws a mousetrap at his face
Ha.
No.727905
File: 1452848195598.png (239.88 KB, 314x398, 157:199, look, all I'm saying is yo….png)
>>727901
Uncomfortable?
>>727904
Whatever. Let's get shit done.
>click
No.727906
File: 1452848309507.jpg (262.23 KB, 500x707, 500:707, 5adf3ef22d01d64fdade649dba….jpg)
>>727903
You're a driven one, aren't you.
>Invisible Air
Come.
No.727907
File: 1452848459642.jpg (35.86 KB, 483x383, 483:383, tumblr_mcsaerIOq51r5pjkqo1….jpg)
>>727906
>
>swoosh
>he got maybe a tiny bit faster
>initially more aggressive
No.727908
>>727904
Son of a-!
>deep breath
Okay, I walked into that.
>>727905
Extremely.
No.727909
File: 1452848542716.jpg (90.66 KB, 435x747, 145:249, a738c40af2001278f8d3c841ae….jpg)
>>727905
>uh
>singular Cutlass go
This fuckin' blows.
>>727908
You comin'?
No.727910
>>727908
>smirk level: smug
>>727909
Boxing, dumbass.
>dukes up
Y'know.
No.727911
>>727907
Good, good.
>parrying easily
I'd say you're ready for the next test.
No.727913
>>727909
Might as well. Not like I have anything else to do.
>>727910
>Moonman's smile and optimism: gone
Sometimes I wonder why we're friends.
No.727914
>>727910
Defense.
>hops back
>foot crushes into the ground
No one will ever give you the slightest advantage in a fight.
But there are ways to turn disadvantages into advantages.
>zooms forward, Karibah dispelling IA
Find it!
>rapid fire clangclang all aimed at the center of oldKaribah
No.727915
>>727913
Didn't think you were squeamish.
>smug smirk digivolve tooooo: cheeky grin
No.727916
>>727910
So?
>
Fuck it.
>holstered
I'll just beat those fuckin' idiots black and blue, win me some drinking money.
>>727913
Cool.
>throws basketball shorts at him
You dive at the fifth.
No.727917
File: 1452849225461.jpg (27.19 KB, 563x439, 563:439, 3909b27948568dd7d10eb0c88b….jpg)
>>727914
Guh!
>defensive: on the
>don't see any openings, cap'n
>Leo used Endure!
No.727918
>>727915
I'm not. I just don't know how to feel about my best friend threatening to make my lungs explode.
>>727916
You're asking me to throw the match? You can't be fucking serious.
No.727919
>>727916
I just wanna punch some assholes.
>>727918
Not yours, idiot. Whoever's in front of you.
No.727920
File: 1452849496336.jpg (36.15 KB, 850x503, 850:503, sample_b9f360e1f99355367d7….jpg)
>>727918
Then I'm gonna have a lot of fun beatin' you into unconsciousness.
>>727919
So move it already!
>leaps awaaaay
No.727921
>>727919
...Y'know, you've got a habit of leaving out the stuff I need to know. Just saying.
>>727920
>Revy water u doin
>Marc's an actual boxing champ
>chuckles
Only thing you'll be having fun doing is eating pavement.
No.727922
>>727920
Pfft... comin' honey.
Sheesh.
>>727921
So I'm a little forgetful. Let's bounce.
No.727923
>>727917
>UUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH levels: climbing
>Saber's Secret Technique: Barrel Roll
>
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!
No.727924
>>727922
>smirks
Race you there.
>grappling hooks are go
>now running Spider-Moon.exe
No.727925
>>727923
>aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA
>Bedivere: go
>drop down
>and
>swing up when the swood goes down
>ftang
No.727926
File: 1452850871027.png (329.31 KB, 854x473, 854:473, 03b12b822163d578285d5e2097….png)
>>727925
>let's himself be knocked back, Karibah sent flying
Don't get distracted!
>zips forward in a blink, Karibah natched
>H A L F-S W O R D I N G
>wedges inward, dinkyKaribah stuck between Excalibur and Arty's armored armpit
>Strength: A
>ain't goin' nowhurr
When all seems lost, there is one tool still in possession of beings like us.
The weapon that is the Heroic Spirit's ultimate spiritual expression, the object that defines his life!
Show me, my young son. Show your father your Noble Phantasm!
No.727927
File: 1452850955070.jpg (432.06 KB, 567x600, 189:200, tumblr_mzx7v31izt1r4vyabo1….jpg)
>>727926
>uh
>uh
>what
My what?
>tugging on Karibah
>nada
I don't... what?
No.727928
>>727927
>?
Oh.
My mistake.
>released
Hmm.
Look at your sword.
No.727930
>>727929
Good. Very good looking, I must say.
And the sword isn't half-bad either, from personal experience.
Tell me about your sword.
No.727931
File: 1452851635041.jpg (160.87 KB, 571x1000, 571:1000, def73f7a642e1d2c087347509e….jpg)
>>727930
It's... yours. Excalibur. Cousin says the sword lost most of its fairy magic when it was returned to the lake.
No.727932
>>727931
...Well, I was never much of a philosopher. But we'll work with what we have.
Yes, it is mine. But at the moment it isn't. Which means the burden of having lost most of its power is yours to carry as well.
Excalibur is only a prized weapon insofar as its explicit use as a tool for combat. You and I don't have that luxury.
Focus on the sword. Focus on what it is, and what it can become.
And then release.
No.727933
>>727932
>
>>
...
...
...
Ex...calibur!
>>>
>wow what a disppointment- what the hell are these explosions aaaaaa
No.727934
>>727933
>blink
>blink
That was definitely something.
>dinky's depth charges still going off
>did it do that when I had it?
>hand: on shoulder
Well?
No.727935
File: 1452852622898.jpg (174.4 KB, 500x689, 500:689, tumblr_nd43ziHpV01qgi0pqo1….jpg)
>>727934
I feel dizzy...
>plop
>
No.727936
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>>727935
>armor dispels as he drops down
Noble Phantasms are massive drains of mana.
The fact that you can even make use of one is impressive enough, but it's not going to feel very good detonating it since only one of your parents is a Heroic Spirit.
>hair: tousled
Transfer some mana and you'll be as good as n-
>freezes
>tangible aura of WORRY
No.727937
>>727936
>also worrying
>for Arty
>knightson please
Dad?
No.727938
>>727937
...Just don't make it a point to use it very often.
>can't depend on Kanno forever
>which means
>Jeanne
>ugh
I know I try not to.
No.727940
File: 1452853960934.jpg (268.95 KB, 850x1218, 425:609, sample-a7d91cb87f7ceca3510….jpg)
>>727939
Nothing that can't be solved with some good old mortal com-hm?
>ok Arty you have one chance to not fuck up
>until the next decision comes along
Transferring mana is a very personal affair, is all.
No.727941
File: 1452854011435.jpg (104.88 KB, 450x628, 225:314, 47e7eb59b0a4f0d33e421eae1a….jpg)
>>727940
>uh
Transferring mana?
No.727942
>>727941
Our mana regenerates, but oftentimes too slowly for the fast-paced nature of the wars.
A popular way is-
>cough
and-
>cough
>coughcoughcoughohgodIcan't
No.727943
>>727942
>headtilt
I don't...
No.727944
>>727943
Why couldn't your mother tell you this instead of playing on that wheelchair...
>ahem
>blushing face drains to his hair
>Arty how
The milk. Food. It will all help.
I tell you this because people like us have been known to disappear after using up too much mana. Sometimes without coming back.
No.727945
>>727944
>!
>!
Don't leave us.
No.727946
>>727945
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Then it's a good thing that decision has been taken out of my hands.
>
>Arty lighten up
No.727947
>>727944
>
>Arty you fool
>>727945
He means sex, Leo. for quick access I recommend Jeanne.
>wheels back away
Alright, Rider. Let's go.
No.727948
>>727946
>
Dad, why are you crying?
>>727947
>uh
Um...
No.727949
>>727947
>one sec
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>727948
>
>
>
Nothing.
I'm here to stay.
No.727950
>>727947
>propped on the back
Weeeeeeeeeeee! Forward to Alexandria!
>>727948
I like your hair!
>zoom
No.727951
>>727949
>squeeze
Stop crying, kingdad.
>>727950
>blink
E?
No.727952
>>727951
>u wot lil m8
>
>
Did you just...
No.727953
File: 1452855536559.png (610.53 KB, 800x765, 160:153, tumblr_nmslgkbKO51qgi0pqo1….png)
>>727952
You shouldn't cry. Part of me feels like it's being torn apart watching.
>squeezehug
Okay?
No.727954
File: 1452855676031.jpg (220.57 KB, 483x680, 483:680, c854e32df3b9b4dbe99d670f0f….jpg)
>>727953
Well I hope it's the part of you that's my son.
>hug returned
You know what I mean.
>Bedivere
Let's go home, your mother and that Rider are bound to get in trouble.
No.727955
>>727954
>hops into daddio's arms
>
>he sleepan
No.727956
No.727958
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