No.727960
I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence!
No.727961
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>>727960
>holding her head
Too much ice cream...
No.727962
>>727961
No? What about the Statue of Liberty? Arc de Triumph?
>
Oi, did you split your head open? Are you brains gonna fall out?
No.727963
>>727962
Sure feels like it, this brainfreeze is unreal.
No.727965
>>727963
Bah, that just means you did a good job!
Pain is the first step to getting good, or something like that.
>grin
I don't think I've ever seen someone put away rainbow sherbet like that before.
>>727964
Oi!
No.727966
>>727964
I'm fine, Leo.
>trying to smile
>oh god my brain aaaaaaaa
>>727965
Never underestimate post-partum hunger.
No.727967
>>727965
Hello, Rider.
>>727966
>[relief]
I'm glad.
Dad and sis are teaching me how to fight.
No.727968
>>727966
Post-wha? You were threatening me if I tried to take some, pretty serious, huh.
>small cup for sherbet behind his back
>no one must know
>>727967
Eh, you're fighting the old man, huh?
>shakes his head
I don't get you guys. Ice cream is way easier!
>
Sometimes.
No.727969
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>>727967
Don't neglect your studies now or I'll disown you~.
>>727968
>gleam~
>hungry eyes
>RUN MINI
No.727970
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>>727968
I've got a lot to live up to.
>
Ice cream? Dad showed me that.
>>727969
>uh
>uh
O-okay...
No.727971
>>727969
Being afraid isn't an option! Because of course we're all afraid!
But we continue forward anyway, knowing that the place we go will be even better than the last! Until we finally make it to heaven, or hell!
>nonchalantly eating cream during the speech
Gah, I spilled.
>>727970
It's good! Who ever thought of making chocolate cold for those hot days?
It would've come in handy when I was in the desert!
No.727972
>>727970
Go study.
>>727971
Why bother aiming for heaven or hell, make your own paradise or purgatory. Isn't that what a king should do?
>eyean the craym
>titpocket deployed
>spoon of ice cream
No.727973
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>>727971
Jeanne washed it down with milk.
I wonder what all the glass bottles are for, it's better from the source.
>>727972
But I'm not even in school yet.
No.727974
>>727972
Eh, maybe. I was just making all that stuff up anyway.
I don't aim anywhere but forward, but it'd sure be nice if I stumbled on one of those places.
>!
How did it stay in there...
>>727973
Source?
No.727975
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>>727973
Oh yeah... we'll find one.
>>727974
Same way you've got your army tucked away.
No.727976
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>>727974
Source. Jeanne and mom got milk in their chests.
>nod
>>727975
Take your time.
>please
No.727977
>>727975
Gah, I bet it's the same thing Musashi has...
>I'll find out one day
That means you can carry all the stuff from our conquests!
>points to a telescope behind him
I dunno who Newton is, but they were pretty mad I wanted that.
>>727976
Milk...in their chests?
>processing
Oi, you're not part cow, are you?
>Mini, raised by wetnurses
>Olympia: terrible parent of the year
No.727978
>>727977
Where did you get that?
No.727979
>>727977
No...? You've never had milk before?
No.727980
>>727978
Oh! I fell asleep on one of those bus thing, and then I ended up at this really big building when the driver kicked me out.
It had tons of cool stuff in it! They were just behind all these glass cases.
>tossing the telescope around
Want it?
>>727979
I don't think so, if it comes from moms. My mom was never around.
It's good?
No.727981
>>727980
Mothers produce milk, yes. It's more nutritious than cow's.
>uh
You took it from a museum, huh... I don't need a telescope.
No.727982
>>727980
Well... mom and aunt Jeanne do. I don't know about aunt Tamamo.
No.727983
>>727981
That's fine, I just didn't want to come back empty-handed!
>telescope slips away
>crash
...Ah, I'm sure it'll be fine.
>
More nutritious, huh? Now I have to try!
>>727982
Oi, that Caster is your aunt?
No.727984
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>>727983
I'm sure you can find a wetnurse.
No.727985
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No.727986
>>727984
Bah, you think I'm not serious?
>gleam~
Eh, good point.
>>727985
But where's your tail? That's how aunts work, you know!
No.727987
>>727986
>Rosy-Cheeked Adonis 2much
>
...You've gotta tone that Personal Skill down.
No.727988
>>727986
Uh...
>moves his ponytail with a hand
This?
No.727989
>>727987
But you said it was broken!
>
Eh? Really? I was just gonna ask big sis.
...But then she'd throw me overboard again, huh.
>>727988
No no, a tail! Like she does!
Bah, whatever.
>!
Do you know what video games are?
No.727990
>>727989
>fixing her top
Sheesh.
>
It is broken.
No.727991
>>727989
Is she not my aunt...?
>
What's a video games?
No.727992
>>727990
There's no such thing as broken, just imperfect!
And we're all imperfect, so why worry about it?
It's like you can fix it, but sometimes I think I'm bugging the pretty ladies.
>>727991
She probably just said that 'cause she likes you. Watch out for those nails though, they pinch!
>this kid
...HAHAHAHA! You have so much learning to do!
No.727993
>>727992
I swear it only works on me. Maybe Tohsaka's got an advantage, her head's so far up her ass that she's got mental pollution.
>pfft
Pretty, huh.
No.727994
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>>727992
Will you show me then?
No.727995
>>727993
It doesn't work on big sis either, she just throws dirt on me 'cause I'm too shiny.
>
Ah, you know what I meant.
>>727994
Of course!
>sage nodding
A man's worth these days is judged by how well he takes charge of the controller, and through it, his own life.
>Custom Robo from behind his back
Imagine, whole other worlds to conquer!
No.727996
>>727995
Pretty...
>guh
>I don't need it.mov
No.727997
>>727995
Other worlds... that sounds like fun. How?
No.727998
>>727996
It's true, y'know.
Smile more! You've that Saber and this nice kid here, it'll definitely help.
>>727997
Imagination!
>
Oh, and big TVs.
No.727999
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>>727998
Lancer says my smile's creepy and whatnot, I'm getting mixed signals.
No.728000
>>727998
We have a big one at home.
No.728001
>>727999
>shrug
Believe what you want, that guy's probably just trying to get your goat.
>!
Oh, I looked up the land speed record! We should beat it with the wheelchair!
>>728000
Perfect!
It's a true testament to one's skill as a tactician if his brain is at peak performance even when off the battlefield.
Or something like that, let's go!
No.728002
>>728001
Sounds like fun.
>>728000
Hop on, Leo.
No.728003
>>728001
>>728002
Right.
>in Kanno's lap
No.728004
>>728002
>>728003
WAHAHAHAHA!
>hops on the back
With this first step, our direction is decided!
>push
...Ah, this is heavier than I thought.
>pushpushpush
No.728006
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>barges in
JAY! JAY YOU'RE NEVER GONNA FUCKIN' BELIEVE THI-
>>728005
What the hell...
>shaving cream: yes
>spssssssssh
No.728007
>>728006
>twitching
>it looks a lot like flinching
>dream an unpleasant dream
No.728008
>>728007
Kill ya to wipe your face, huh.
>sprays a mustache
Don't have a bowl of warm water...
>
>nudges with a gun
C'mon jackass, it's noon. Time to get up.
No.728009
>>728008
>eyes shoot open
>
>JAY NO
FUCK!
No.728010
>>728009
>!
FUCKIN' DIPSHI-
>gkkkt
No.728011
>>728010
>release
>and
>backflip
Don't come near me when I'm sleepin'.
>[guilt]
Don't know what might happen.
>
Why the fuck is there shaving cream on me.
No.728012
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>>728011
>PTSD
>T
>S
>D
>shwing
...
Lucky there ain't a hole in you, cocksucker.
>no force in those words
No.728013
>>728012
>ciggie time
>and we are gooooood
Plenty'a holes in me.
What's up, Rev.
No.728014
>>728013
Made the mistake of tryin' to be somebody I'm not, looks like.
>lights her own cig off his
Some old fuck flew down while I was taking a piss in town and told me to stop killing people.
I guess God was real all along after all, he just didn't give a shit until he had to.
No.728016
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>>728015
I don't like living knowin' that kinda shit, Jay. Really just kinda makes my childhood look like a big fuckin' waste of time.
So what's the plan, huh. You got any anti-old dick repellent on ya.
No.728017
>>728016
Lucky the Hall of Doom is made of lead and soundproofed so he can't hear us right now.
>puff
Working on it. He's the closest thing to God there is right now. Fuckin' green space rocks don't work so good anymore...
>...
Stronger binding agent, more potent mix...
No.728018
>>728017
I don't care, thinking about it sucks even worse.
>You weren't always like this, were you Revy
>SHUT THE FUCK UP
What a fuckin' hassle.
>
And you, the fuck's with trying to choke me out like that.
No.728019
>>728018
Don't wanna talk about it.
>
You. Me. We're gonna find Lex Luthor. He's the only guy other than Bats who can synthesize kryptonite strong enough to stun Boy Blue.
No.728020
>pay no attention to the small robot moving along the wall
No.728021
>>728019
Yeah. Sure.
>stoked levels: not
So this is how sis felt, huh.
>>728020
>the absolute fuck
No.728022
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>>728020
>
Marc, why the fuck are your little drones in bright white like you.
I get you wanna be seen coming but your fucking spybots? Come on.
>>728021
>guh
I can't tell you how she felt. Not even sure Supes ever talked to'er.
No.728023
>>728021
>uh
>beep boop?
>>728022
>oh, there's Moonman in the corner
I'll add cloaking capabilities to them once I'm sure they work properly.
No.728024
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>>728022
Ain't about that guy.
>double guh
Fuck it, let's kill this guy and be done with it, I wanna have some fun.
>>728023
They bulletproof?
>click
No.728025
>>728023
This guy... line'em with lead too.
>>728024
We ain't killing Superman. Nevermind how fucking impossible that would be normally, even weakened I don't want'im dead.
I want'im to learn. The world doesn't work the way he wants. It can't work that way.
No.728026
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>>728024
Would it matter what I told you? You'd try anyway.
>plucks the robot off the wall
>it turns off
>>728025
Good idea. Wouldn't want Superman to spot 'em.
No.728027
>killing Superman
>interesting
No.728028
>>728025
Tch.
>
Teaching lesson's for teachers, Jay. I ain't a teacher, and the only lessons I teach come out of the end of my gun.
What's in it for me.
>>728026
Maybe if some jackass hadn't melted my gun.
>rrr
The fuck you need a robot for.
No.728029
>>728026
Any Kryptonian really.
>>728027
>eyebrow: raised
Birdboy.
>>728028
You get to live, keep doing what you do. What we do.
Unless you relish the idea of rotting away in a gulag because you won't bend over for the God among us.
No.728030
>>728028
It's capable of recording audio and video. I can see what's going on here without actually being here.
>>728029
True, but we're only worried about one at the moment.
No.728031
>>728029
I want the filming rights for when you get your head kicked to the stratosphere.
No.728032
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>>728029
>puff
Fuck.
>>728030
Which means I can't even punch you in the face. Fuckin' perfect.
No.728033
>>728030
So far. We'll see if Clark tries to get Karen to work with him.
>>728031
When that happens, keep your head low.
I don't think the alien's just going to stop at crime. If he can even do what he keeps crying about.
Not even enough jails on the planet to hold every scumbag on the globe... dumb motherfucker.
>>728032
We're in this because it's our right as human beings to stand up for what we believe in and like hell is anyone gonna get in our way.
Am I right.
No.728034
>>728032
Hate to break it to you, but you won't even be able to hit me when I am here. Watch.
>backflips
>annnd sticks to the ceiling
>Moonman what
>>728033
I hope not. Things are complicated enough as it is.
No.728035
>>728033
So I'll deck him in the schnozz.
>flex
Father knows?
No.728037
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>>728033
I'm thinkin, don't fucking rush me.
>don't want to commit
>just wanna shoot things and not think
>>728034
...
>just
>points the gun up at him
So?
No.728038
>>728034
Last thing we fuckin' need.
>
Your "sidekick" is here.
>>728035
>grin
Attakid.
>
Bruce is backing him. You really expected any different from Mr. Nonlethal Crusade No Matter What?
>>728037
We don't got time to think.
Throw in with us or throw in the towel. Decide. Now.
>scowl
I hate rushing friends but we don't got a fuckin' choice.
No.728039
>>728036
>so
>your mentor's sort of on the ceiling
>today's gonna be one of those days, Kenny
Nice to see you, Mysterion
>>728037
>web-shooter: go
>yanks the gun away
Huh. So this is how it feels to be Spider-Man.
>>728038
>drops back down to the floor
Don't worry, I noticed.
No.728040
>>728036
>child in a cape
>BUT THAT'S MY JAM
>squint
>>728038
So it's that time of the month for him to be an idiot, whatever.
You're not faring much better in the polls right now, honestly.
No.728041
>>728038
I SAID DON'T FUCKING RUSH ME.
>foot tapping impatiently
Fuckin' hate this shit...whatever.
>that's a yes, probably
>>728039
>my gun
>MY GUN
>
No.728042
>>728039
I thought Deadpool was Superhero Sloppy Seconds.
>cheeky grin
>...
Dude every time you take her guns she punches you, learn.
>>728040
Don't care. Even if I'm alone I'm gonna do it.
Whoever throws in with me's gonna be a pariah anyways.
>
I could use an inside man though.
>come on, D
>don't fuck me over
>not this time
>>728041
I'm takin' that as a "yes."
>yanking her off Moonman
No.728043
>>728039
>it's always one of those days
...Punisher has nothing on you. What's happening?
>>728040
>oh, don't be like Butters
>tepid wave
No.728044
>>728042
I've been a pariah, then mother bought me an island and grandfather doesn't stop texting me pictures of eagle babies.
>
Only because I want to see him fall.
>>728043
>time for my
>Bat
>scowl
No.728045
>>728041
>just kinda
>takes the punches and hands the gun back
Least I didn't break it.
>>728042
Either I get shot or I get punched. I'm gonna go with the one that hurts less.
>>728043
We're trying to figure out how to deal with Superman.
No.728046
>>728042
>BARK BARK BARK
GIMME SOMETHIN' TO FUCKING PUNCH, DAMN IT
>>728045
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME WORK WITH THIS GUY?
No.728047
>>728045
>did he just
Now I'm gonna shoot you. If that kid mouths off to Supes and blows the whole thing I'm putting one in his head and then two in yours.
>Things Jay Hates for 200: snitches
>>728044
Finally sort of reconciled with the Al Ghuls then.
I'm... glad.
>>728046
>just kinda whirls her around
>arms wide open
I'm gonna take a super-beating anyways. Go for it.
No.728048
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>>728044
>a lifetime in South Park numbs you to nasty looks
Well, one of us is going to have to change.
>no Ken no jokes
Sorry.
>>728045
Odd. Maybe thst has something to do with our talk the other night.
>...
I'll stay out of your business, your partner can spare the wasted ammo.
No.728049
>>728047
I'm afraid people have seen her kiss me public and lived to tell about it.
The rumor that I'm still fabulously single can continue now.
>>728048
I fought another Kid Riddler before. He did a lot better than you right off the bat.
Tell your boss he isn't important anymore.
No.728050
No.728051
>>728046
>your pain
>it sustains me
The gun's fine. Calm down.
>>728047
I'd be fine with that.
>>728048
Appreciate it. Don't take this personally, but you may not be ready for something this big just yet.
>
...If you don't mind me asking, what'd he say to you?
No.728052
>>728047
>auto-pilot engage
DON'T GIMME YOUR FUCKIN' PITY
>>
>there's probably body armor under there
>she'll feel it in a second
>>728051
>it's not safe to overeat like that
No.728053
>>728049
>
That's your mom.
That I had sex with.
And Bruce.
Dude.
>>728051
Goddamn... five hundo says he gave the "stop or I'll stop you" ultimatum. He's been flying around doing it to everyone.
>>728052
>yes
>there is
>Jay's entirely fine
No.728054
>>728049
>...Jim Carrey?
Don't work for him. Or anyone. You'll have to pop by Arkham yourself.
>before he breaks out again
>>728051
He said to stop using kamikaze techniques. Empty threat. Disregarded.
>snorts
No.728055
>>728053
On the cheek you reprobate.
>rr
If I find another messageboard claiming you to be my father I'm destroying the internet.
>>728054
Tell that to Mr. Clean.
No.728057
>>728053
>T-minus ten until the pain hits
>
>
>
OWWWWWWWWWW
No.728058
>>728052
>but I'm from America
>overeating's our thing
>>728053
I know. He already tried it with me.
>>728054
Can't say I'm really a fan of the kamikaze move either, but I'm willing to let you make your own decisions.
>>728056
>oh
>hell
>no
>stands in front of Kenny
Leave the kid alone, Clark.
No.728059
>>728055
God I hope not, all the good porn's on the 'net.
>
Oh also that part about being your baby daddy. 'Cause I'm not in the mood for being sued for child support.
>>728056
>f u c k
>>728057
Wearing body armor Rev. Designed to stop Kryptonian fists from entering one side of me and exiting the other.
>eyeing Supes
Guess I won't be needing it.
>just kinda
>hucks his jacket and top off
Go for it.
No.728060
>>728058
>>728059
>remember how Supes moved so fast during Superman and the Elites he left audible afterimages
>o o g a b o o g a
No.728061
>>728055
Not him either. Don't like his crew.
>>728056
Empty.
>blank stare
Kill, imprison, torture. The first two are moot. Third I've lived through. Do what you have to. I know I will.
>>728058
...
>dokidoki
You don't have to fight him for me. I'll be fine.
No.728062
>>728058
>New York born and raised, famfam
>wait oh shit the bad guy's here
>>728059
Jay the fuck are you doin', put that shit back on you-
>OH NO HE'S HOT
...uh.
>cradling her mangled hands
No.728063
>>728061
ppppssst
hey kid....I think I can help
No.728064
>>728059
I've searched your history. I'd be mildly disappointed if I was capable of it anymore.
>tapping on a little screen
We don't sue.
>>728061
I meant the moon idiot, idiot.
No.728065
>>728060
>spooked: not
>seen it before, yo
Tch.
>>728062
Outta steam?
>jeez
Gimme your hands.
>>728061
>just kinda
>thumps the back of his head
You have no idea what the fuck you're even talking about you little snotnosed brat.
That? Was Superman. A Superman who's done with humanity's shit.
Quit talking out your ass, even I'm fuckin' scared of him.
>>728064
And just like that I'm vindicated.
No.728066
>>728060
>what
>h
>a
>t
God damn it!
>>728061
No. You won't be. And even if you could somehow take on Superman, I still wouldn't just sit back and let him threaten you.
>>728062
>Chicago, represent
>also don't worry
>that was just the rare Optical Illusion Superman
No.728067
>>728065
I just broke my hands or some shit on your hard as dicks fuckin' armor, no shit I'm outta steam.
>uh
>PANIC
'm fine.
>>728066
>man I just kill gangsters
No.728068
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>>728063
How can you help me with anything.
>>728064
So did I.
>>728065
Don't fucking touch me.
>rubs his head angrily
There's nothing else he can do or take-
>>728066
>oh no, something he can take
...thank you.
>squirms in his cape
I think for now I'll lay low.
No.728069
>>728065
Tracker's on. Tailing him.
>>728068
>this guy
>gone
No.728070
>>728068
something Sups don't like
this!
just show'm it
No.728071
>>728067
I wasn't askin'.
Your hands. Lemme see'em.
>>728068
Kid you mouth off to me, I'll break you.
>>728069
>nod
>>728070
I already tried that, Clete. He said that's exactly what he's doing.
No.728072
>>728071
he'll need a huge bottle to do it!
No.728073
>>728071
>power
>dominance
>no bueno
>self-defense move 1: swearing
Don't fucking touch my hands, Jay.
No.728074
>>728067
>welcome to the capeshit world, Revy
>we're in a swamp
>fighting an old man from space
>and I've got a bunch of moon darts
>none of this makes sense
>>728068
That'd be a smart idea.
>crouches down so he's at eye-level with Kenny
I know this might sound hard, but... just try to stay positive, alright?
No.728075
>>728072
A super huge bottle.
>now is the time for bad jokes
>>728073
So lemme see'em, make sure they ain't broke.
>>728074
You got a thing for idiot sidekicks who don't get how big the game is.
>
He ends up like Midnighter and I'm calling Bob to throw him into the sun.
No.728076
>>728075
yeah everyone's boned, well unless you make him fight a Venom, fun fact, Venoms trump Sups
No.728077
>>728074
>I miss Thailand
>the most I did was bunnhop a torpedo boat out of the water and shoot down a helicopter
>and kill Nazis
>>728075
...
...
>hands up
Fuck.
No.728078
>>728076
Your dad still counts as Venom, right. 'Cause Legless is busy pretending his life is peachy keen with that psychotic of his.
Rose-tinted glasses analogy goes here.
>>728077
...
>stare
>frown
It's just your knuckles. Banged'em up pretty hard. Good armor plating, eh?
'll getcha some bandages. Tie'em up.
>putting his jacket back on
No.728079
>>728075
There's a difference, Jason. Kenny's still learning. Midnight refused to learn.
>>728077
>things will never be simple again
>I tried to take a vacation to Vegas and ended up fighting the Hulk
No.728080
>>728078
yes, dad kicked his ass once, he can do it again and really at this point no one cares what or who the hell stumpy is doing
No.728081
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>>728078
>deal with it levels: can't
I said I'm fine, gonna make me say it again?
>arms folded tightly
Just lemme know when we gotta kill somebody or somethin'. Fuck.
>stomps out
>>728079
>I fought a Terminator maid one time
>good times
>hot, if horrifying good times
No.728082
>>728070
But that's what he's doing.
>>728071
>...he sounds like dad
>shrinks a bit
I don't care. Don't touch me.
>>728074
>oh senpai
>I mean
Hopes can't go anywhere but up from here.
>nods slowly
I'll be watching.
No.728083
>>728082
I hope he has a huge bottle!
No.728084
>>728079
Is there, or are you just seeing what you want to see.
Kid mouths off again and I'll break his lower jaw off.
Red Hood doesn't take shit from snotnosed brats.
>>728080
Gotcha.
>setting up a boombox
Now for some 80's...
>>728081
Fuckin' jeez...
>>728082
What did I just say.
>where'd he get one of Nightwing's escrima sticks
>oh fuck they're electric
I'm not Superman, runt. I'll hurt you.
No.728085
>>728081
>now imagine doing that every week
>that's what being a crimefighter is like
>>728082
>smiles
Might wanna take notes while you're at it.
>glances back at Jay
Be careful about what you say, though.
>>728084
>sighs
I get the picture. But he's not as much of a brat as Damian, at least give him that.
No.728086
>>728085
Ironically Damian's irking me less, I can actually work with him.
This kid's your partner, your soldier, and if he fucks up, your fault.
Remember that. Kid sidekicks aren't worth their keep. Especially if they come from garbage cans like me.
No.728089
>>728086
So am I supposed to think that you consider yourself worthless? 'Cause that's what it sounded like.
No.728090
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>>728083
I imagine he can make one.
>>728084
>electrocution hurts
>not as bad as burning
>or dismembering
Noted.
>>728085
>just gonna let it happen
>like mom
>guess Flowey was right
Of course. Wouldn't want him to tighten your leash, would we.
>shakes his head
I'm going home. Cape's being hung up indefinitely. Goodnight.
>hops out the window
No.728091
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>>728089
>
I meant literally, dingus. Kid's from a dump and I'm from an alleyway.
No.728092
>>728090
Fuck's sake... always wind up saying the wrong thing.
>>728091
Well, either way, he just gave up.
>shakes his head
And here I thought I could make a difference...
No.728093
>>728092
Brats.
>shrug
I don't feel bad. Kid's too small a fry to hang.
No.728094
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>>728093
>Kenny just re-opened some pretty deep scars, Jay
>Moonman's going on a feel trip
...Wonder how long it's gonna take.
No.728095
>>728094
>
>same with Jay
'Til what, we get sent to the gulag?
No.728096
>>728095
No. 'Till I drive all my friends away. Not like it hasn't happened before. Everyone I knew back when I first started being Moon Knight wants nothing to do with me nowadays. Now Kenny's leaving. Only a matter of time before someone else goes too.
No.728097
>>728096
He's just pissy that you'd defer to me so he called you a dog on a leash.
I'll go stab him in the spine with a batarang later.
You didn't do any pushing.
No.728098
>>728097
Stabbing him's only gonna make things worse. Couldn't you tell? The Red Hood standing in front of him wasn't the only reason he was scared.
No.728099
>>728098
Kid doesn't understand what exactly an unrestrained Superman is capable of.
Stupid moron thinks he has nothing to lose.
Everyone's got something to lose.
No.728100
>>728099
Only reason he thinks he has nothing to lose is because he thinks nobody gives a shit about him. He was only mouthing off to you because he was fucking panicking. Kid's an abuse victim. S'probably his parent's fault, too.
>frowns
I just thought... maybe if I kept helping him, he'd see things differently.
No.728101
>>728100
Maybe so. Just goes to show how bad I am at the hero thing.
I just shoot dirtbags with a female pirate, a psycho with a bag on his head and a dude who uses bows well past the middle ages.
No.728102
>>728101
There's nothing wrong with that. I just wanted to try and fix something without being violent for once.
>
Figures I'd fuck it all up.
No.728103
>>728102
What's there to fix, Mooninite.
Broken home, broken kid. He'd just ask to live with you to escape anyways hoping you'd feed his desire to rise above.
And like hell would I watch you groom another me. Bad enough I turned out like this.
No one should be like me.
No.728104
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>>728103
Why the hell are you so down on yourself?
No.728105
>>728104
You're kidding, right.
I look at that kid and I see me now, younger than I was when I was Robin.
I hate what I've become. I don't need walking reminders.
No.728106
>>728105
What you've become isn't as bad as you think it is, Jason.
No.728107
>>728106
Course not. Still wouldn't wish it on a tyke.
Damian's ten, but he was literally bred in a tube to be Robin.
That was just a runaway wearing their underoos on the outside.
No.728109
>>728107
>>728108
Well, you got him to give up. Problem solved, I guess.
No.728110
>>728109
I've had a way with words this past week, looks like bantz are back on the table.
Sakuya's not gonna die, but she wants to die so that's an even bigger punishment. That bartender dude's starting to realize that dicking with memories is gonna get him killed. Got a kid to drop the hero schtick before he wound up fucked harder than a Nepalese goat.
No.728111
>>728110
Yeah, talk about being on a roll.
>
I'm just... gonna go home. See you later.
>walks out
No.728112
>>728111
No one's ever happy when I do good.
>flops on the couch
Not gonna stop...
>...
>zzz
No.728117
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>>728116
>hup
Hands're all better.
No.728118
>>728117
Good stuff.
>nose un-breaks
>ciggie: lit
Just you and me. Marc's off dealing with his sidekick quitting.
No.728119
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>>728118
Fuck 'em.
>
You call me a sidekick and I cut your hands off, got it.
>flask get
>wait it's Jay's
>maybe that's what she was after
No.728120
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>>728119
>fucking-
>that's my rum you bitch reeee
I don't do sidekicks. That's hero bullshit.
I'm just a killer according to everyone who's ever met me.
No.728121
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No.728122
>>728120
What about you, huh.
Got enough opinions about fuckin' everything else.
>tosses the flask back
Next time get better shit.
>>728121
>uh
No.728123
>>728121
>fucking
What's all this.
>>728122
Fuck outta here, booze is booze.
>
Tried the hero thing. Died. Came back. Tried again. Got rejected at every turn.
People don't want heroes, they want martyrs: statues to raise on pedestals.
I'm too dirty to be a statue. Too much of a pariah to be a martyr.
No.728124
>>728122
>uh yourself
>>728123
Yeah that's fine, not even in the door yet and we go straight to the snotty attitude.
So did anybody forget to tell me about the whole possibly evil Clark thing because I swear this already happened last month and-
Wait no you're doing the past bit, don't mind me.
No.728125
>>728123
>shrug
'Kay, guess ya proved your point or whatever.
So fuck 'em, find me a hero or a martyr and I'll find you an asshole that never did anything but look like a fuckin' fool in public.
>COPS REEEE
This bitch got any last words.
>>728124
>holy shit
>they're huge
Uh...
No.728126
>>728124
>sheesh
Don't you Kryptonians have super-hearing or is that just patented by the big man.
Grandpa Clark's gone off the deep end, trying to subjugate the world like we're all toddlers to be stuck in a pen.
Batman's backing him from behind the scenes, don't tell me the League and Society don't know shit.
Please tell me that's not the case.
>>728125
Yeah. "Shoot, you'll only dent your bullets."
She's cool. Chill. I jumped the gun like an asshole.
No.728127
>>728125
Hi. Power Girl. I beat people up.
And sometimes I use my heat vision to melt things, let's not have me demonstrate either right now.
>>728126
If Bats doesn't want somebody to know something, they won't know it. You know him, and he kept his identity secret with a rubber mask.
>guh
Yeah, I know. Wouldn't have known either if he hadn't blown past me himself.
This is seriously messed up.
No.728128
>>728126
Gettin' real tired of these bulletproof fucks.
>>728127
...
No.728129
>>728127
Didn't say a word to you?
>>728128
>waggling his guns
Welcome to the background radiation of my life.
This is why I stick to dirtbags and leave capes to themselves until they get their chocolate in my peanut butter.
No.728130
>>728128
Better
Better? I hope it's better.
>>728129
Nothing besides the whole "Karen you're like a daughter to me hurr durr gonna make you cry now".
He's had a rough week. No, make that rough couple of weeks. Months. Whatever.
>frown
Man nepotism is the one thing I didn't count on this time.
No.728131
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>>728129
Stop saying background radiation you fucking idiot.
So is Chesty here gonna fix everything or what.
>>728130
>rrrr
No.728132
>>728130
He has to go, Karen. Pronto. Either that or I find some stupidly good wizard to kill'im.
>>728131
No. It sounds stupid and I like it.
Radiation makes everything sound worse, eh?
>uh
Yes and no, she hits harder than I do by a freight train's worth.
No.728133
>>728132
Yeah yeah, I know.
...What's the chance of him maybe kinda having a point, though?
>
Right right. My bad.
Unless you have dimensional tech to trap him with, me and Kara are gonna have to do it the old fashioned way. And I dunno if we can.
No.728134
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>>728132
Well ain't that just neat and the fucking tidy. Sooner she and the old man fuck off for good, the better.
>
Idiot.
No.728135
>>728133
He's putting the world in a bottle. Any point he might've had ended when he stopped seeing people as people and saw us as ants in a farm.
>
I got a transdimensional portal gun I nabbed from Rick Sanchez.
Think you can punch him through a freaky green swirly portal?
>>728134
>
You love it.
No.728136
>>728135
Even better, usually my freaky swirly portals are red.
>damn it Kara
Full disclosure, this is gonna royally suck.
>zips off
No.728137
>>728135
>
Why the fuck would I love idiots, idiot.
No.728138
>>728136
Nobody knows that better than me, Karen.
>at least she has super hearing
I'm sorry.
>>728137
Y'know how misery loves company? So do idiots, idiot.
>cheeky grin
No.728144
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No.728145
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>>728144
See somethin' funny.
No.728146
>>728145
Yeah. She's standing right in front of me.
No.728147
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>>728146
Ain't lookin' down on me, are ya Jay.
No.728148
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>>728147
Nah. Unless you mean literally.
>blatant ogling
No.728149
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>>728148
>que
Fuck you, I ain't that short.
>
S'goddamn boring in here again, you come to this shithole for fun?
No.728150
>>728149
Nah. I come to sleep. It's a lot quieter than it used to be.
You still gotta learn to curve bullets.
No.728151
>>728150
The hell're you waiting for.
>
This mean I get to bash your face in with a keyboard.
No.728152
>>728151
Aight. So what you do is...
>[MONTAGE IN PROGRESS]
>can't post mp4
>lol not a webm
>fug
No.728153
>>728152
>the fuck
That's it?
>[MONTAGING]
No.728154
>>728153
Surprisingly easy, right.
Angling the curve is the hard part.
Basically it's a cool gimmicky shot, makes people freak out.
Lot easier to just plug someone directly but new tricks are always fun, yeah?
No.728155
>>728154
It's just what I've always wanted!
>firing into the kitchen
>bang goes the blender
>and the fridge
>and everything else
No.728156
>>728155
You can work it into gun-fu too.
No.728157
>>728156
Keep showin' me all this shit, might end up like you.
"Rev Hood", huh.
>snorts
No.728159
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>>728158
Yeah. Should.
But the world don't work like that, huh.
>
C'mon, s'get outta here.
No.728160
>>728159
Couldn't have said it better myself.
>grapple awaaaaaay
No.728161
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>flipping through a teddy bear catalog
Man this one looks pretty good...
>it's a lion
No.728163
>>728162
>ohshitfuckshit
>stashes the catalog away
Don't you learn to knock?! What kind of knight sneaks up on people like this?
No.728164
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>>728163
>he be sleeping standing up with his eyes open
>avoiding Jeanne Alter
No.728165
S'quiet. That ain't good.
No.728166
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>grilling up some pancakes
No.728167
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>>728166
>browsing the catalog again
>sniffsniff
Is that...
No.728168
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>>728167
>flipping multiple cakes with Invisible Air, humming
>?
What's that you have there?
Not another of those Victoria's Secret rags, I hope. I don't know what her secret was, but it obviously wasn't more skin.
No.728169
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>>728168
>keeping the catalog hidden inside a Harley-Davidson magazine
It's uh, nothing. Just looking for a new jacket.
>the Harley cover is upside down
No.728170
>>728169
Kids wear their jackets upside down these days?
>c h e e k i
I'm sure it's nothing anyway, not like our budget situation anyway. Fumi spent roughly a fifth of her savings on a computer, so I hope you like pancakes.
>flip
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>>728170
>shit
>stashes the mags away
Don't you guys have better things to spend on?
No.728172
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>>728171
>lots and lots of pancakes
>[foodie despairs inside]
Ah, but that's incorrect! Why spend money on a growing...growing child when we can hear game over sounds through the largest screen on the market?
>passive-aggressive flip
>alley-oop directly to the ceiling
...I'm sure one of those goop men will get that.
No.728173
>>728172
Holy crap... are you actually mad?
No.728174
>>728173
Getting mad is overrated for the someone like me.
>
...So that's what that pretentiousness feels like. Besides, I look too dynamite in this apron to complain much.
>steaming pile of failure pancakes delivered
At least you get along with him.
No.728175
Good morning to you!
Good morning to you!
We're all in our places
With sunshiny faces!
No.728176
>>728174
You look like something. I won't tell you what though.
>nabs a pancake
The runt reminds me of Big Bed.
>nom
Dude. These are gross.
No.728177
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>>728175
>waaaaaaaaaait a minute
>>728176
Gross but edible.
>nodnod
Bedivere...is it the ponytail? Because I one too, you know.
>pinches the apron
Too "Archer"?
No.728178
>>728175
>looks like a bozo
>>728177
I dunno... Something about him. Just gives off the same vibe you know.
>licks her hand
>smoooooths arty's hair right back
Now say "I am the bone of my sord."
No.728179
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>>728177
HHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!
A knight in shining armor, but not the Shining Knight or my shining night.
Just goes to show you how bad the service sector's gotten, eh?
>>728178
HAHAHAHAHA!
No.728180
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>>728178
>ahoge springs forward automatically
>careful with dat, daughteru
More tea, Rin?
>gleam~
I'd almost be worried having someone like him in my table, besides the fact none of the men were overly fond of Moors.
>>728179
Oh I'm afraid I wouldn't know, I've been dead for 1500 years.
No.728182
>>728179
Put a sock in it, clown.
>>728180
Who, that Archer? He seems like he'd wait the table pretty well. Dunno about actually sitting on it though.
>>728181
He was a guy real fond of ol' pa here.
No.728183
>>728180
1500? Why, you don't look a day over 1499!
>>728182
Temper, temper, young lady.
You wouldn't want a spanking, would you.
No.728185
>>728181
>uh
Yes, Bedivere.
A Heroic Spirit without a Heroic Spirit offspring would just be wistfully poignant, hm?
>>728182
Oh I couldn't bear to take him from Rin, I'm sure he's happy enough where he is.
>looking over at the Harley mag
Personally I'd for the 2004 Sportster.
No.728186
>>728182
Oh...
>flipping through a copy of Le Mort D'Arthur
The one who returned the sword to the lake and dad to Avalon.
Sis, I'm a little bored.
>>728185
Is that the one I'm bound to?
No.728187
>>728184
Just what the doctor ordered!
A really big Tylenol for a really big pain.
No.728188
>>728187
>
>Jason
>Jason
>the tunnel vision is real
No.728189
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>>728186
Well seeing as how you don't have a bow, I doubt it's Tristan.
>smoking pan held up
Pancake?
No.728190
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>>728189
Why is it...burned?
No.728191
>>728188
Oh Hoodsie I knew you couldn't keep your paws off me-!
>thunk
But if it's fishing you're after...
>sticks a Joker Fish to the grapple
>already leaking gas
No.728192
>>728190
>ouch, my feelings
It's not burned, it's...
>looking through the cookbook
"Charbroiled". That'll work.
Good food will put hair on your chest, you know!
>...
On second thought maybe we should be pacing this whole growth thing.
No.728193
>>728191
>see those gray things on the helmet
>air filters
>guhuhu
>and
>he let go of the line just before
>KICKU
Curtains for you, clown. For good.
No.728194
>>728192
Charbroiled disks...
>uh
I've grown up too fast...
No.728195
>>728193
Intermission?
But then you won't be able to hear the punchline
>takes out a flowery box
>boxing glove pops out
>glove opens up with a note on it
>"Silly, isn't he"
No.728196
>>728195
>
We don't want any!
>grrr
Your jokes end here.
No.728197
>>728185
>behind the harley mag is a teddy bear catalog
Uh... I can... explain...
>>728186
Yeah? Go play outside or something.
No.728198
>>728194
If it's such a big deal, I'll eat one first.
>pancake get
>bite
>...
>[sweating]
>Strength: A
>finally bites a piece off
See?
>strained gulp
D...Delicious.
>hmm
Usually that phrase is saved for metaphorical cases, but I'm not sure what to do in a literal sense.
You feel like you're missing something?
No.728199
>>728197
Won't you fight with me?
>>728198
>dad come on
Missing something...
>deep in thought
No.728200
>>728196
>wobbly head
Oooo I'm seeing stars! Lights! The red carpet! The paparazzi!
>
>flashbang goes here
No.728201
>>728200
>h e l m e t
>
>Jay stop
Let's see how you like a taste of your own goddamn medicine!
No.728202
>>728197
>>
You like teddy bears, don't you Mordred.
>>728199
>sets a misovitan on his head
Thinking on an empty stomach? A physical impossibility for a Saber.
No.728203
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>>728199
Again?
>nose pick
Can't you see I'm busy?
>>728202
>CLARENT
SHUT UP!
No.728204
>>728202
>pops it open
>glug
...
...
...
>and he downed that vile mix
That wasn't so bad.
No.728205
>>728201
>:^)
I'm detecting a certain animosity here, and I'm not sure I appreciate it.
>button
>click da button
Was it something I said?
>grapple cannons shooting for your arms, bae
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>>728203
I wanna get better. You and dad are the only people I know.
>Charisma: C
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>>728205
>he was using one of Nightwing's escrimas
>lightning modo go
>time to blow up a grapple
>caught by the other
Augh! Son of a bitch!
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>>728203
>gleam
They called me the bear, you know.
And I wonder why you never want to hang out with me.
>huggu arms: primed
>>728204
>shudders
...I'm not sure what else I was expecting.
If it means anything, you seem to have all the necessary requirements a little boy should have. Eyes, nose, heart, et cetera.
If it's people, I'm sure your mother could be persuaded to let you come by more often.
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>>728206
Do one of those... thousand cut a day things, yeah I reckon those'd work.
>>728208
Because you're a boring coot.
>eye contact: no
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>>728208
Mom says she doesn't want me meeting "that Tohsaka bitch."
>>728209
Mom already locks me in a room to read a thousand pages, can't we do something together? Please?
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>>728207
>shaking
>most of the electricity directed to two joy buzzers
>which explode with the wattage
Jitterbug, jitterbug, everybody jitterbug!
>escrima picked up
Dangerous toys are fun, but you could get hurt!
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>>728211
>still got a free hand
>energy swood get
>other grapple sliced off
Yeah? You'd know all about dangerous toys.
'mere, you look like you need a shave.
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>>728209
>it's too late
You are already hugged.
>ATATATATATATATATATA
Really? But all your friends like me.
>
You have friends, right?
>Arty please
>>728210
Again with Rin...I'll be sure to "protect" you, don't you.
>
No matter what she tells you, please do not attack her.
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>>728212
Oh none for me, I'm thinking of adopting a more rustic look.
A cabin, a lake, a body buried outside. It's just so Thoreau!
>t-t-t-tommy gun
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>>728210
Alright, alright whatever.
>Man I wish I knew how to make Dragon Tooth Soldiers right now.
Go stand uh... by that wall.
>>728213
>grump/10
What're you tryn'a say.
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>>728214
>other hand now free
>peestol go
>swood'n'gun achieved
Oh there'll be a body buried alright.
>BLAMMU
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>>728213
Protect?
>>728215
Uh... okay.
>doing so
...You're not just going to sit me here are you?
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>>728216
>tactical armored straitjacket under the suit
Woof! the kid's got a punch!
But don't you think there's oh, I dunno, something missing?
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>>728218
Yeah. A big bang.
>nades thrown
>are they smoke or frag
>spoilers, they're both__
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>>728215
>leaaaaaans in
Don't ditch your brother, please.
>>728217
From...what was it.
>unfurls a note
"Toxic idiocy and chronic little-bitch-syndrome that is completely deserving of an EPA-funded cleansing by nuclear holocaust."
>
Bit dark and in depth there.
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>>728219
I just feel insulted now.
>rocket pogo stick go
Too bad, you didn't get to hear my offer.
>hurriedly pogoing away from the nades
Looks like Joker's blasting off again!
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>>728221
>Jay's just shooting til he's out of sight
Fuck your offers, and to hell with you!
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>>728223
>filling a glass of water
An overactive imagination and mostly nothing more.
>uses one of the pancakes as a coaster
What do you need, Leon. Contrary to popular belief, but relationships with people is still a point of learning for me.
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>>728224
I just don't like being locked up and alone.
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>>728225
Nor does anyone, I imagine.
>Merlin
There's probably little chance of your mother ever allowing your friends back home, but you're here now, mm?
>
You'll still probably have to go to school, though.
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>>728226
>guh
I looeked it up. Aren't I too old looking to begin from scratch?
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>>728227
They didn't seem to mind when I audited those community college courses.
>rubs his chin
>babyface
Oh, right.
>
You're physically around middle school age, I think. Unless the middle school bumps 6th grade to middle school then it's high school and-
No. Not from scratch.
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>>728228
>blink
>physically 15
>haha sophomore yearrrrrr
I hope it's not too bad.
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>>728229
Oh no, of course not.
>box of honeybuns marked STRESS
>INHALE
Nothing wrong...
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>>728230
Dad, do you want me to stay?
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>>728231
The entirety of my formal education comes by way of a castle and daytime TV in that order.
And I could only dream of keeping Mordred in a school.
>
Or did you mean right now.
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>>728232
>um
What if we went together?
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So this is what a hiatus feels like.
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>>728233
>
>
>
>Leon stop him
>he's getting ideas
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>>728235
>why would I do that
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>>728236
I would be happy to be there for your schooling.
>
You might need a haircut.
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>>728238
But I like my hair.
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>>728240
Then I don't see why your hair can't stay.
Just be wary of roving gangs with slingshots and chewing gum.
...That's what happens still, right.
>points at smolhoge
And make sure no one touches that. It's a Saber's most prized boy part.
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>>728241
>soda
>caffeine
>this pleb
What.
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>>728243
Are you a boy or a girl?
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>>728244
Oh yes. Removing the ahoge can make things...scary
>griiin
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>>728245
Shitty brat, I'm-
>...
>looks down
A man.
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>>728246
>
>
>
Dad you're scaring me.
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>>728247
You had to check!
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>>728248
>he's cute
>but this is fun
Eh?
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>>728250
>gkkt
>shrinks away a little
Mordred left us.
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>>728249
It still counts!
Ninja have to be able to use any method on any person to get what they want, including impersonating the opposite gender.
Unless it involves wearing sweat pants, I have my pride.
My shattered, punched pride.
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>>728252
>sudden dramatic Jojo music in the background
Teme, you think you can trick me?
>SERIOUS SHADING
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>>728251
>?
Her magazine is gone too...
If you find a giant stuffed bear in place of your sister, it's probably ok to not panic.
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>>728254
What if she gets kidnapped?
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>>728253
>wut
Teme...weren't those the retarded dogs from that one dumb computer game.
>picks his ear
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>>728256
Aren't you Japanese too?
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>>728255
This is the same girl that throws a tantrum just to make noise when it's quiet. Kidnapping her would be next to impossible.
Getting lost is another story...
Ready for a quest, are you?
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>>728258
Quest?
>
Mom made this for me.
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>>728259
PSI-ke...
KE?
Kinetic Energy...?
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>>728260
Quest! It's in our Pendragon blood to go on a harrowing and sometimes directionless quest, you kn-
>WHAMMU
>
...I'm not surprised.
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>>728261
>freezes in mid-air like Roadrunner
>looks at the camera
>back it our regularly scheduled ZOOM
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>>728262
Ice is good. She said it sprays freezing mist too.
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>>728265
HEY KID WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY
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>>728264
We're really going to have nip that ice cream addiction in the bud.
>healan up
And what would you have frozen?
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>>728267
Well aren't you no fun at all.
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>>728268
I dunno. Maybe like a fire extinguisher?
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>>728269
How do you want your coffee?
>Black
>Cream
>Cream and sugar
>Surprise me
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>>728270
I'm just going to file that away under "miscellaneous" and hope you don't end up on the receiving end of one of the men here who fight villains in brightly colored tights.
Or, you know, there's always the actual fire extinguisher.
>hm
We're going to need to go school shopping or something, aren't we.
>concentrates
>poink
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>>728272
>uh
Did you... shrink?
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>>728273
Don't try and sound tough, you sissy.
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>>728274
Temporarily. It's like trying to wear clothes that are too tight.
>nodnod
Apparently taboo after Labor Day, however.
Ready?
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>>728277
Oh, coming right up... madam.
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>>728278
>my kid is depressed
>why does my kid sound so depressed
>somebody should write a self-help book about that
>NYOOOM
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>>728280
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>728281
What are you, miss Tatsumaki?
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>>728284
...
>PSI Brainshock
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>>728286
Oh. Superman drank the last of my Mr. Saturn Coffee...
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>>728287
>that's fine
>I'll just be here
>writhing on the ground
>Sonic: -15
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>>728289
>GOTTA GO FAST
>WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP
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>>728290
What a silly girlyman.
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>>728293
Wrong guy to give the "it ain't easy" speech to, Clark.
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>>728294
No, I didn't think so.
I think I've almost reached a decision.
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>>728295
>fuck's sake
And what's that.
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>>728296
I could put the whole world in a bottle, Jason. But then everything I tried to stand for would collapse in an instant. I like to think I'm not as selfish as that, but wishful thinking is just that.
This world depresses me how it turned out. Hope doesn't seem to be alive, and when it is, it seems to be a poor imitation.
Maybe that's all that I was really upset about, in which case I apologize.
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>>728297
But could you really. You have to realize it, there aren't enough jails on this dungheap to hold every single dime-a-dozen scumbag who ever picked a pocket.
So what was your big plan, ask Aquaman to hold them in Atlantis? The Oans to throw everyone to a prison planet? All so you could have your perfect world devoid of anyone who'd blink out of turn?
Your system... s'just as flawed as the one in place now.
Mine might not be better but it sure as hell isn't as unsustainable as yours.
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>>728298
Which is why I said I'm giving it up.
...I didn't need the Oans to turn a planet into a prison.
You're a good man, Jason. A good man but a flawed one all the same, like so many others. Least of all myself.
So I'm changing my approach. Modern heroes and vigilantes won't hear anymore of Superman, unless I hear about them first. Caring for the victims was something I was always better at anyway. Because like it or not, this system of no concern for collateral and civilian lives is in vogue, but exerting more power than I have a right to isn't the way to solve it.
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>>728299
I know.
>cheeky grin
I had to practice that one in front of a mirror too many times to not use it.
>and back to the scowl
So you wanna be damage control. You should pick up a note from your Earth's Jay Garrick.
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>>728300
>didn't need super vision to see that one
Where do you think I got the idea.
Barry's busy these days with that TV show of his from what I hear, I figure I'm fast enough to pick up the slack.
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>>728301
Wally's still trying to figure out how he ran so fast he changed ethnicity and Bart's all edgy now or something.
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>>728302
Must've been shaken up from switching with Luthor...
>
There's going to be pushback, you know.
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>>728303
You seem to keep forgetting who you're talkin' to. Lemme help.
>
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>>728304
Not the kind you can deal with like that.
People pushback. People will take sides.
I'll do my best to stay far away from any of it. It'd help if you did too.
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>>728305
Elaborate. Your cape business is intentionally over my head, y'know.
Stopped caring about you guys' bullshit once I realized I can't keep up. Batman I'm not.
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>>728306
The bottom line is, if you see a crowd protesting peacefully, react in the same way.
Please.
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>>728307
If they don't disperse, I'll make'em disperse.
Not lethally. That's the absolute most I'll promise.
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>>728308
I'll take it.
See you later, Red Hood.
>nyoom
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>>728309
...
>helmet off
That solves that.