No.728311
Today will be the day I can post I just know it
No.728336
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No.728338
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Wetter than the last wasteland, but it'll work.
No.728340
>>728337
>zombie popping out of a grave
>cue hammer
>whack-a-mole pose
...
>>728338
>is that a talking pickle
No.728341
>>728340
>Uhhh she's giving us that talking pickle look again
Yeah but that's ridiculous, pickles don't talk.
>Apparently big slugs do
NAIL
No.728342
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No.728343
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>>728342
>Did she just hit that kid? Holy cow
Yeah...wonder if I can use that.
>Aren't you still sitting on a reckless endangerment charge?
Aren't you still a bitch?
>
What.
No.728344
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>>728340
>still half in the ground
>looks up dazedly
...I always imagined my first time being hammered by a woman a lot differently than this...
No.728345
>>728343
Who are you talking to?
>>728344
>and
>crunch
>Shanoa please
>...well okay that is your job
Undead children now, how utterly vile...
No.728346
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>>728345
>and in caves Kenny's skull
>dead for another day
No.728347
>>728345
Apparently a woman that won't be hired by a respectable establishment anytime soon.
No.728348
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>>728346
I vaguely feel as if I've made a mistake. But that's nonsense. Right...?
>>728347
Eh...? I'm already employed.
I remove the undead.
No.728349
>>728348
How about the terminally annoying.
>I get the feeling you don't like us very much.
We got made fun of by that red guy with the swords.
No.728350
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No.728351
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And so another day saved, thanks to...uh.
No really, was there actually a moral in all of that or was anyone even paying attention.
Maybe it was something stupid like "remember to brush your teeth and also not kill people"
No.728352
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>>728350
Talked about Mexican food a lot. Didn't know what it was, so I went down there.
Man they've got some good wastelands.
>Is that cactus still following us.
No.728354
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>>728352
Mexican food is good. Much nicer than what I usually eat.
>>728351
>uh
No.728355
>>728351
The moral of the story was something along the lines of "when you slip down a slope, remember you can fly" or some shit-
>slips on Kenny gore
>wham
Aw, sick. I got forgettable death gag on my boot!
No.728356
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>>728353
>Not to cause a panic or anything, but it's back.
Just ignore it.
>I think we should be kind to it. Hello little fellow.
You're also the guy that was kind to Popo and look where that got us. Nobody look at it.
And by nobody I mean me.
>>728354
You French?
'Cause if you're French, I'mma kill ya.
No.728357
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>>728356
>STANDING HERE
>I REALIZE
>YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
>TRYING TO BE LEAN AND GREEN
No.728358
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>>728354
Yeah hi, you seen an angry looking old man with an S on his chest and wicked silver sideburns?
Or an equally angry kid with a red bat on his chest.
I promise it's mostly not what it looks like.
>>728355
Speak of the devil.
>
Actually that's pretty good, I'm gonna use it for my keynote speech to the investor-
Is that a dead kid.
No.728359
>>728356
German. Meat is good but repetitive. Mexican food is always so colorful and spicy, it's nice.
>>728358
>blink
Who...?
No.728360
>>728358
>blatant staring
>I missed the powerbitties
>blink
Don't freak, kid's supposedly a cosmic joke like I am so he'll be back to get splattered again come noon tomorrow.
No.728361
>>728357
I was wrong. You're not greeny...YOU'RE BATSHIT INSANE!
>HELLZONE GRENADE
>Stiiiiiiiiiiill think Nail Gun would work
>>728359
If I had an endocrine system that resembled a person's in any way, it'd be tightening right now.
No.728362
>>728361
>PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
>cactus spines eeeeeverywhere
No.728363
>>728359
Or there's also the other old guy that dresses like a giant bat that might be hugely pissed off or something.
>Karen
Oh yeah right, introductions. Usually people just make up a name for me and it sticks until I beat 'em up.
>hand out
Power Girl.
>>728360
>chin: tilted up
>
Try to keep the extraneous viscera to a minimum, 'kay?
How you holding up, or do I already know.
No.728364
>>728362
>meanwhile, somewhere close
>looks up
Can't even stay outta the way of boss fights in the shitter.
No.728365
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>>728361
That doesn't sound good.
>what the fug
>dat blast tho
>>728363
Did I forget what month it is again...?
>uh
>hand: shook
Shanoa.
No.728366
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>>728363
>j e e z
You mean "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!" right.
Been hanging around Moon Knight too long, haven't been avoiding like I used to.
>uh
You're asking how I am?
>used to it: absolutely not
>what the fuck someone cares about me that's not Marc
No.728367
>>728362
THIS IS AMAZING, I FEEL INCREDIBLE
YES YES YES I CAN WIN I FEEL GREAT I CAN DO THIS
>>728365
Taco Tuesday would be a death sentence if I wasn't a slug.
But like hell am I paying for soda refills.
No.728368
>>728365
>S T R O N K
Oh boy, an amnesia case. Haven't had one of those since Quinn headbutted a barista and thought she was a psychologist again.
>>728366
Usually friends aren't thought of by lengths of time you spend being influenced by their weird murder fetish, Jay.
No seriously, if everyone's gonna give me the confused bug-eyed look, I can just go.
No.728369
>>728368
>w h y
I lose track of time sometimes.
>let's keep that one amnesia time to ourselves now, Shanny
>>728367
Oh...
No.728370
>>728368
I'm really not used to concern of pretty much any kind, Peej.
>uh
So what about you. How're you doin'.
No.728371
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>>728369
Oh hey it's Krillin's bitch wife but taller.
No.728372
>>728369
Don't we all, right?
Fire in Afghanistan one second, Ultra-Humanite in Manhattan the next, pretty soon it's dark out and you find out you forgot to record any Orange is the New Black the hard way.
Welcome to whatever it is they're billing this place as nowadays. Tourism, I think.
>>728370
Oh y'know, Team Momming the entire planet as usual. Almost beat my cousin up.
I'm pretty sure someone found my suit in the laundry and threw it in with their darks on purpose.
No.728373
>>728371
Who?
>>728372
I'm no tourist. I'm just making rounds, dealing with the walking dead.
>Jay why'd you go and leave the door open aaaaaa
No.728374
>>728372
Coulda been worse. Clark actually coulda done it. Instead he decided to man up and quit tantruming.
>ciggie get
>puff
>only barely trembling
>fucking Supes
"You'll make a good hero," huh...
>bala why
No.728375
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>>728373
I dunno, but he keeps following the group of idiots I follow around. Like a puppy.
A bald, dead puppy.
No.728376
>>728373
I mean I'd give you JLD's number or incantation ritual or whatever if you want, but uh, you go girl.
Hey so, totally out of the blue but you should get a camera and film all that.
>Peej come on
>>728374
You're just the biggest dweeb sometimes.
>big sis hug: yes
No.728377
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>>728375
Puppies can be bald?
>Piccolo noooo
>>728376
>uh
>makes a circle with her hands
>magic lens: yes
No.728378
>>728376
>aw jeez
>ciggie: bent
>smushed into Peej
I swear I get that from everyone.
Do they just not get that I don't wanna be a damn hero again or am I missing something?
No.728379
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>>728377
I dunno, can stupid people be...uh.
Yeah sure whatever.
No.728380
>>728377
>yesssss
>more zombie flicks
Hey so you're bleeding.
Normal state of affairs or what?
>>728378
You know how the Packers used to be good and now they suck, and people still watch their games because they hope they'll get better again?
Wait no you don't watch sports, forget the metaphor.
No.728381
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>>728379
You remind me of one of my old teachers.
>>728380
>Blair Witch Project baybee
Yes, it's a small price to pay.
No.728382
>>728380
I get the analogy. Just don't see it.
Robin died, people need to let go of who I was already that was a decade ago.
>guh
I just wanna bust some damn heads.
No.728383
>>728381
Did you just call me old.
>Did she just you a teacher
No.728384
>>728381
...Gonna assume everything's peachy keen and save myself the headache.
So do zombies really go squish when you punch them, or is it a trade secret.
>>728382
From me to you, dude take a vacation.
I mean that's kind of all you do in the middle of doing the headhunting stuff, but uh-
Yeah.
No.728385
>>728383
Maybe.
>>728384
They make an oddly satisfying crunch when suplexed.
No.728386
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>>728385
I...that...
>sigh
>Wanna go drive cars
Bitchin'
>flies off
No.728387
>>728384
That sounds like the opposite of busting heads.
Guess a scary movie marathon won't hurt.
No.728388
>>728385
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude-
>cough
I never get anything cool, just giant albino monkeys trying to swap bodies with me.
>>728387
Did I mention I'm a lawyer and also kickass superchick? Reverse psychology isn't in my repertoire. Scary movies, luckily for you, is.
>rubs her hands together
Oh man, we'll start off with the Romero classics, this is gonna be great!
No.728389
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>>728388
Lately there's been a swell in the amount of the undead around the country.
No.728390
>>728388
Someone sounds excited.
Return of the Living Dead's one of my faves.
No.728391
>>728389
And you're here at the swamp. Man I'm not even surprised anymore.
>uh
Good luck, you should totally save me a giant mummy scorpion or whatever if you get the chance. Just yell, I'll hear it.
>>728390
We're starting at the beginning, Dawn is a classic and anyone who doesn't like it can go make their own marathon.
Gonna invite anybody?
No.728392
>>728391
It started here, according to my boss. I should find the cause before I work on dispatching the corpses.
>uh
Sure.
No.728393
>>728391
Usual gang, plus one.
No.728394
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>>728392
>cute
>Atlee cute
>Karen no
Uh huh. If you see an Englishman in a trench coat, go ahead and feel entirely justified in punching him in the taint.
>wait
Bruce if you're working on zombie minions again I swear to god.
>>728393
Yeah?
No.728395
>>728394
>muffled grunt from behind a mirror
>Bruce please
No.728396
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>>728394
John?
>uh
He's not so bad. Sometimes.
No.728397
>>728394
We'll see if Rev likes zombie flicks.
No.728398
>>728395
Bruuuuuuuuuuuuce.
>>728396
Just saying, because when people try to pinch my private areas, they end up with broken fingers.
>uh
Try the guy with the big gold helmet, talks about order a lot.
>>728397
>[rapid eyebrow action]
>...
Hold that thought, El Chapo press conference.
Please don't dip anybody in the pit for the atmosphere.
>whoosh
No.728399
>>728398
That's what the breastplate is for.
>oh she's gone
Helmet...
No.728400
>>728398
She's way too excited.
>see Jay, you do have friends
No.728403
HELLO AND WELCOME, MY SWEATY INBRED FUCKCHILDREN.
TODAY WE'RE GONNA BE READING SOME LETTERS ADDRESSED TO YOURS TRULY, THE PRESIDENT OF BIG STUPID LOSERTOWN.
"DEAR FRANK, KILL YOURSELF."
JOKE'S ON YOU, ASSHOLES, THAT'S NOT A QUESTION. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.728404
>>728403
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.728405
>>728404
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.728408
>>728406
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.728409
>>728408
A...aaaaaaaaa...?
No.728410
>>728409
KILL ALL ANIMEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.728411
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>>728410
There's nothing anime about me. I'm completely normal!
No.728412
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>>728411
NO!
You're a...a...MOEBLOB
No.728414
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>>728412
...b-but I'm not a blob, I'm a robot...
No.728415
>>728414
HA, YOU'RE A ROBOT
CHIN CHIN, TAKE HER AWAY
No.728416
>>728415
What-NO
I'M TOO NEW TO GO TO JAIL
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO ROBOTS WITH TAGS LIKE MINE
No.728417
>>728416
THAT'S RIGHT BABY
HOPE YOU GOT WARRANTY
>BANG
No.728418
I spy with my psychic eyes... a key?
No.728420
>[Tactical loli deployed]
No.728421
>>728419
But what does it open?
No.728423
>>728422
Hiya miss Tatsumaki!
>fiddling with a key
No.728424
>>728423
That's miss Tatsumaki to y-
>oh
Hmph!
>
Why weren't you at roll call yesterday, you think I have nothing better to do but be your babysitter?
No.728425
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No.728426
No.728427
>>728425
For the Association, idiot! Don't tell me you didn't even know!
>phone out
That goddamn zombie!
No.728428
>>728427
Eh? I just help around wherever I go.
>cold
>pulls Kirby out of his backpack
>"Poyo!"
>Kirbyblanket go
No.728429
>>728428
No! You got accepted! That means you have to say yes and start respecting me, damn it!
It's a responsibility, so take care of it. I'm not having a psychic make the rest of us look bad.
>
>what the fuck is that thing
No.728430
>>728429
But I already do that, miss Tatsumaki.
>pulls a boigah out with TK
>splitting it between blanketbuddy
No.728431
>claws his way out of the ground again
>this time having to push aside his own previous body
No.728432
>>728431
Talk about getting...
>psi-sunglasses
hammered.
No.728433
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>>728432
Haha, I made that joke, too.
>...
OOOWWW, THAT FUCKING HURT
>clutches his hood
Gck...what's going on...?
No.728434
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>>728433
Don't know.
Waiting on miss Tatsumaki to resume function.
No.728435
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>>728434
>the psychic midget?
Gotcha. I'm gonna...try to avoid getting a sledgehammer to the skull again.
>steps over his old corpse
>shudders a bit as it crumbles away into dust
No.728436
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The hell? There's nobody here.
No.728437
>lugging a duffel bag in
Fucking...JAY, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YA
No.728438
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No.728440
>>728438
Y'just gonna stand there and look like a dickhead? Gimme a goddamn hand with this.
>thunk
Never guess who I found.
No.728441
>>728440
Leggo.
>grapplesit over
Lay it on me, Rev.
No.728442
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>>728441
>
Shabby little stowaway, huh.
Ya ever done ransom before?
No.728443
>>728439
Another kid? Sheesh. Hang on, have I seen you before?
No.728444
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>>728442
I pulled something like that when I was a crime lord in Gotham once or twice.
Who's the grab.
No.728445
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>>728443
>Mordred why
>why
...
...
...
>head bowed, arms forward
>it's an apology card
No.728446
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>>728444
Telling me that's not what you are right now?
Fuck it. Why don't you tell him yourself.
>kicks the bag
Rock
No.728447
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>>728445
Huh?
>takes the card
Hell's this?
No.728448
>>728446
>flops out of the bag
Ok, Revy. I get your point.
No.728449
>>728446
>tch
Told you, I just kill scumbags. Leading'em on a leash into the meat grinder's just a way to do it more effectively.
>
Fryface's translator?
>>728448
And what the hell's all this.
No.728450
>>728447
>tiny "I'm sorry"
>Bedivere sensibilities at max output
>such is life as Arty's retainer
>must take responsibility for Mordred's bullying
No.728451
>
...It's been a looong day.
No.728452
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>>728450
Stand up straight, kid. What's this about?
No.728453
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>>728448
Shuddup, Rock.
Think you can just waltz back in here and suddenly everything's all hunky dory, huh.
Lotta people out there would pay good money for your little chink ass.
>>728449
Don't justify yourself to me, shit's boring.
>nudges Rock
Yeah, only she doesn't got much use for him anymore, does she. Think eBay'll work?
>>728451
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
No.728454
>>728449
That depends. Who are you supposed to be.
>>728453
Ow-Revy
>fidgeting
You're not really going to ransom me, are you. Who's left to pay the money?
No.728455
>>728451
You look pretty good in red, Mooninite.
Don'tcha know the red moon's an actual thing that happens too?
>>728453
Justifying's for someone too much of a pussy to face up to the facts.
>puff
>appraising Rock
Who's he wanted by. Start with that, negotiate with the highest bidder.
I recommend payment in advance, that way you can blow away the idiots who want'im and you can "sell" to someone else.
Reusable pieces're nice, ain't they.
>>728454
>grin
>a little spoopy
Jason Todd. Maybe you know me by the handle that has every world government on high alert: Red Hood.
No.728456
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>>728451
But wasn't it fun~?
No.728457
>>728452
My sister was harassing you, I'm very sorry for standing there the way I did.
>eye contact: yes
No.728458
>>728454
>uh
I said pipe down god damn it!
>kicku
>>728455
Nah, guy's fuckin' invisible. Company axed him so he's dead to the world. Only lugs willing to pay'd be Lagoon Company, and that shit's 50/50.
No.728459
>>728453
I don't get why you're surprised.
>>728455
Yeah.
>shrugs
I could leave the blood, but then I might get confused for the Crimson Cowl.
>>728456
>grins
Never said it wasn't.
No.728460
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>>728457
Oh, Mordred? Don't worry about it, kid. I've got a few ways to get back at that brat of a sister you've got.
>pockets the card
You didn't have to go that far, you know.
No.728461
>>728455
Red Hood...Yeah, I know you. Balalaika mentioned something a few times.
Honestly I thought you'd be taller.
>
She's right, there's really no one willing to pay for me. This all seems kind of pointless.
>>728458
>oof
You're really gonna doublecross Dutch like that?
No.728462
>>728459
I didn't expect it to feel quite so nostalgic~
No.728463
>>728458
So push for 75 or axe'im. Aren't you a pirate?
>>728461
Guess nobody needs you alive then, huh.
Wasting a bullet though, that's no good... guess we'll think of another way.
>>728459
Crimson Cowl... that's a pretty badass synonym for Red Hood too.
No.728464
>>728460
It's only fair, I felt. She won't take responsibility and apologize, so...
No.728465
File: 1453011753324.gif (1000.86 KB, 540x287, 540:287, tumblr_nj4hwqXHj41rdfsmyo1….gif)
>>728459
What, can't appreciate hardcore when I see it.
>>728461
Just business, Rocky boy. Just business.
>grin
Y'know all those rumors Eda started about you and her? Dumb bitch fuckin' bought it. If Yolanda doesn't pony up, you and the Church are in some deep shit.
>>728463
Relax, Jay. I got it all covered.
And a cool free 20 grand on the way, how about that.
No.728466
>>728463
>uh
W-Wait a minute here.
>>728465
You're trying to sell me on the pretext of that not being a joke!? Are you crazy!
No.728467
>>728462
Neither did I. Things are a lot easier when you don't have to worry about holding back.
>>728463
One second.
>jumps up to the rafters
>comes back down in his tuxedo
It has a nice ring to it, but do you really want people to confuse you for one of Iron Man's villains?
>>728465
It's a free country, isn't it?
No.728468
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>>728464
Like I said, it ain't your responsibility. I'll see that Mordred get's what's coming for her. What's your name, anyway? I never got to hear it.
No.728469
>>728465
20Gs for this pencil pusher? KGBoobs has some prime taste, but for an invisible brat that's pretty good.
>>728466
>
>bully mode engaged
Whassamatter. Afraid?
>>728467
I never said I wanted it.
>
Where were you hiding that...
No.728470
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>>728468
But it is...! I just stood there, it wasn't right!
>heart of FAIRNESS
>guh
I'm Leon. You can call me Leo.
No.728471
>>728466
Ain't talkin' about that.
S'how she's some kinda CIA information, and you're workin' with her.
Fuckin' stupid, I know. But if the old bitch doesn't want her place screwed over, she'll pay up.
>>728469
...
What did you just say.
>turns away
>
>
>oh she's laughing
No.728472
>>728469
>gkkt
>
Afraid of you?
...Maybe I should be, but right now I think it's just ridiculous.
>>728471
>uh
So that's it, huh.
No.728473
>>728469
>chuckles
You keep hiding surveillance equipment in my stuff, you tell me.
No.728474
>>728471
I've got like six nicknames for ol' Bacontits. That's another one.
>they're going to get increasingly silly
>and/or edible
>>728472
Ridiculous is an understatement. I almost feel for ya, guy. This business is pretty petty. But pretty petty fetches a pretty penny.
>
That look in your eye. We ain't so different, huh.
...No, it's just an inkling. You can still turn away.
>>728473
Must've missed a suit.
No.728475
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>>728467
Looked more like pent up frustration to me~
No.728476
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>>728472
'Fraid so.
But don't you worry, you'll be back in beautiful shit-sucking Roanapur in one flick of a lamb's fuckin' tail.
Lamb of God, maybe.
>>728474
>snickering
>
Aw fuckin' hell, I brought the killjoy here.
Now what's this about a zombie marathon, better not be yankin' me here.
No.728477
>>728474
Turn away, huh. Well aside from the obvious, that's not much of a possibility right now.
>
So that's why she came here, you're just like her.
>>728476
Revy...
No.728478
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>>728470
I should have seen that name coming, now that I think about it. You definitely take after your dad more, thank god.
No.728479
>>728474
Probably. Looks like having more than one tuxedo paid off after all.
>>728475
That too. Good thing there are plenty of people just waiting to be turned into punching bags.
No.728480
>>728476
Oh it's gonna be great, Peej is bringing all the Romero classics, I've got the Return of the Living Dead series from when Romero split from the other director, we're set the whole night.
>maybe kind of excited
>and almost showing it
>>728477
>
Memorize this face then. You'll be seeing it in the mirror.
Can you die, Rock?
>>728479
Cheeky bastard.
>
Oi. Movie marathon. I called Roy already.
No.728481
>>728478
>what is it with Sabers and lions
I'm... glad to hear that.
No.728482
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>>728477
>
Back in the bag, friendo. That blonde skank could be callin' anytime now.
>>728480
>!
Ya got Dead Snow? Fuckin' love that undead Nazi shit!
>
The fuck's Peej? That Ginger McDicklips' name or somethin'?
>she already forgot
No.728483
>>728480
From what Revy says, we're already all the walking dead.
Even you.
>>728482
>guh
Right...
>crawls back into the bag
No.728484
>>728479
Or put into a body bag, nyahaha~
No.728485
>>728480
Sounds like a fun time. Not like saying no is an option either, knowing you and Roy.
>>728484
Well, I don't know about that. We'd run out of body bags to use pretty quickly.
No.728486
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>>728481
>gaogao
Try not to take too much after that sister of yours either, or you'll get into more shit than you know how to get out of.
No.728487
>>728482
Lookit that, we got something in common.
>
Peej. You met'er yesterday. Blonde, insanely hot, huge meatshields?
>>728483
>scowl
You don't know shit about being dead.
>kicks the bag for good measure
Neither of you do. Thank whatever higher power you believe in for that.
S'why I said you can still turn away.
>kneeling over the bag so Rock can hear
Keep your head low, so the bullets don't hit you.
Otherwise you'll end up just like me.
No one should be like me.
>>728485
Goddamn right.
>
Brought Snowball for some fun?
No.728488
>>728486
It doesn't sit right with me.
I hope you won't seek too much retaliation.
No.728489
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>>728485
Makes me wonder if you joined up just to get right back into petty murder again~
No.728490
>>728487
Yeah. The more the merrier, right?
>>728489
That was definitely part of it. Like you said, I needed to get back to what I do best.
No.728491
>>728490
So what about your squirt. You, visit him, right.
>deadbeat dad check: activate
>you better be a good daddio Marc
No.728492
>>728488
Nothing beyond what she deserves. Surely you understand, right?
>grin
No.728493
>>728492
What does she deserve?
No.728494
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>>728490
Well, at least you're honest about it~
>>728491
I'm surprised you remember~
No.728495
>>728491
...Not as much as I should. But that's easy to fix.
>And cue the lecture in three... two... one...
>>728494
What, you expected me to lie?
No.728496
>>728493
A good bullying. Just gotta figure out what.
No.728497
>strides in, decent sized horseshoe print stamped onto his face
>humming
No.728498
>>728494
I don't forget important things.
>>728495
...You should. Take some time off the helping me with the crime lord stuff. I can handle it.
No.728499
>>728496
>guh
I trust you to not go overboard. Mordred is... volatile.
I'm sure you already know that all too well.
>>728497
Alexander?
No.728500
>>728495
Murderers can't stay heroes forever~
>>728498
I'm glad I mean so much to you, nyhaha~
No.728501
>crouched in front of the TV
>holding up a VHS to the DVD player
>uh
How the fuck do you...
>J-J-JAM IT IN
COME ON GOD DAMN IT
No.728502
>>728499
Eh? What's up?
>hoists up a trophy
Check it out, I entered Bucephalus into a show!
>"Participant"
No.728503
>>728498
>nods
Just lemme know if anything important happens, alright?
>>728500
>smiles
Then I guess I'm just delusional.
>>728501
Uh...
>Wait, wait, I got this.
>[LAUGH TRACK]
>...God damn it.
No.728504
>>728500
You're not. Marc is.
>priorities
>>728501
>you're kidding
Rev, come on. It's the future, you can pirate movies from the internet now.
>plugging a laptop into the Hall's massive monitor with an HDMI cable
>>728503
You got it.
No.728505
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>>728499
It ain't the first time she's come down to make fun of me. I'm just taking what's mine.
No.728506
>>728502
So that's what happened to your face.
Will you be alright?
>>728505
>uh
Yours?
No.728507
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>>728503
Yeah well, who the fuck asked you.
>ugh
Damn chromedome better not get in the way of the zombie goodness, tell ya that.
>>728504
All I heard was pirate and then some nerd shit I don't care about and doesn't fuckin' pertain to me.
>
Nobody else jumped up to get this show started.
No.728508
>>728506
As Mordred is fond of saying. REVEEEENGE!
No.728509
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No.728510
>>728506
Why wouldn't I be? It'll take more than a kick to the face to make Alexander fall down!
>sage nodding
...Though those security guys were sprier than they looked, maybe they were mad there was a horse at a dog show.
>shrug
Eh, too late now. What's up?
>>728509
I'll put it with the rest!
>
Oi, didn't I have other trophies?
No.728511
>>728507
Yeah yeah.
>draws crude oppai like Saitama's sweater on a flashlight
>shines it outside
>Peej Symbol go
>
What about him.
>nudges the duffelbag
No.728512
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>>728508
Um...
>>728510
I was just apologizing to Lancer for my sister's behavior.
No.728513
>>728503
Delusional enough to think you can handle so many responsibilities at once, I'm going to head to mother's to see the kitten~
>>728504
It's about the same~
No.728514
>>728511
For the record, I'm mostly offended.
>holds up a finger
>sonic boom catches up a few seconds later
You're just lucky I'll do anything for horror movie night
No.728515
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>>728510
Different kind of trophies, I think.
>peering at the little participation trophy
>>728512
Yeah? No? Come on give me something to work with.
No.728516
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>>728511
>?
The hell, you're seriously bringin' Titty Queen here?
>guh
>glances over at the bag
What about him. S'bait til the money comes.
No.728517
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>>728504
>sighs
Y'know, I didn't get along with my dad when I was growing up. Here's hoping history doesn't repeat itself.
>>728507
There's nothing stopping me from taking my mask off. You know that, right?
>>728513
Alright. I'll have to come see him pretty soon, too. Wouldn't want him to forget about me.
No.728518
>>728513
Ahhh shuddup--
>>728514
>pinned to a wall by the sonic boom
>
I'm also lucky that my bones are hard as steel from all the breaking they've done.
>...
Little help please?
>>728516
I feel for the runt. He can watch from the bag, eh?
>said Jay from across the hall inside a wall
>such is life when capes show up
>>728517
You should see your kid more so you feel less guilty about that street runt.
No.728519
>>728515
>adjusting his ponytail
What did you have in mind...?
No.728520
>>728512
>u wot
Eh, why would you do that? You didn't do it, did you?
>shakes his head
I really don't get you Sabers.
>
Ah, hold this for me for a sec.
>trophy deposited
>>728515
Bah, a trophy is a trophy, who cares what it's for?
It's like a high score in a video game, it's about the act of completion, nevermind who came in first, or if you even brought the right animal for the competition.
Eh, or is that too much.
No.728521
>>728518
Riiiiiiiiiight, always forget about the whole world of cardboard thing.
>peels Jay out of the wall
Hope you don't mind, but I brought a plus one.
No.728522
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>>728517
Meant what I said.
>>728518
Pffft. that's just stupid enough sounding to work.
>taking a knife to the bag
Wake up in there, Rock!
>slit
No.728523
>>728521
Thanks, Peej.
>
Why would I mind? More the merrier or whatever.
'sides it's kinda both of our idea anyway.
>>728522
>not gonna mention the zipper
Now it's lookin' like a theater minus the bullshit popcorn prices.
No.728524
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>>728521
>descendan
>Flyyy
>on your waaaay
>like an eagle~
Am I late...?
No.728525
>>728518
...That's definitely one way to deal with it.
>
Still feel kinda guilty about leaving you with no backup. I'll ask Ghost Rider if he'd be willing to fill in for me.
>>728522
And here I thought always being angry was the Hulk's thing
>[LAUGH TRACK]
>Cut that shit out.
>How 'bout no?
No.728526
>>728523
Well, su evil dome es mi evil dome, I guess.
>
You're ok, right. You kind of just pulled a Flat Stanley.
>>728524
Nah-
>
>
>
You have wings.
No.728527
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>>728523
>fearful Rock eyes peek out
Y'mean I spent all that goddamn time trying to get the TV to work and none of you limpdicks brought snacks?
>fumbling around in her shorts
Shit...I got an old gummy worm here.
>>728525
>leaning on Rock
That supposed to be funny?
No.728528
>>728525
Now there's a guy I've always wanted to see work up close. Sure he'd work with me?
>
I guess I only target other fucked up bastards.
>>728526
I've had worse.
>>728527
BYOB.
>flask in hand
>...
>points it towards her
No.728529
>>728526
>they fold back and meld into her back rune
Aves. Glyph of flight.
No.728530
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>>728519
What's Mordred got that I can make fun of her for?
>>728520
Yeah but I'd still want the stuffed lion at the end of it.
No.728531
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>>728528
I'll just do everybody a favor and shut up now.
So, what's first? I found my Danny Trejo pack.
>>728529
Was that even English?
>uh
Guess the dress makes a little more sense...
Seen a horror movie before?
No.728532
>>728520
Because she won't. As her blood sibling it falls on me.
>oh
>holdan trofee
>>728530
I... don't know.
>frown
No.728533
>>728527
'Course it was. Didn't you hear the laugh track?
>>728528
Blaze has the same goal as I do: "Protect the innocent by getting rid of the scumbags." I doubt he'd turn you down.
No.728534
>>728531
No. I grew up in a witch hunting convent. My... experiences are lacking.
>because amnesia
No.728535
>>728530
So take it, it's what you want, isn't it? You just gotta remember that winning's not the only thing.
>latent Military Tactics A go
Eh, she's insecure, sensitive, really loud, has no friends, and her chest is small. Why?
>>728532
Taking responsibility for something like that's just asking for people to step all over you.
You're a person, not a doormat.
>!
We should go on an adventure!
No.728536
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>>728532
What? You got nothing? Huh.
>>728535
>snort
Well aren't you a little treasure chest. No friends seems kind of mean though.
No.728537
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>>728528
>gibs me dat
>
Pah, finally upped the ante from the shit you had before, huh.
>>728533
You high or somethin', dude?
No.728538
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>>728535
Someone has to. I'll bear what I feel I must.
>
I'd like that, dad says I should go on a quest too.
>>728536
>Mordred
>my sister
>aaaaaaaaa
Please don't be too rough...
No.728539
>>728531
Pff. S'fine, Peej. I always get roughed up.
>oooooh
Machete, may as well get it outta the way.
>>728533
Sweet.
>>728537
My stash's pretty wide.
No.728540
>>728537
Not right now, but I could be.
>points at a switch on the wall
>it's labeled "Snoop Signal"
Don't ask why we have that.
>>728539
Just try not to be too close to him if he starts Penance Staring people. Getting hit with that wouldn't be fun.
No.728541
>>728536
Big sis calls me that!
>
Well yeah, but all of it is. If you just wanna prove you're better, there are ways to do that with or without fighting.
One-sided fights are tough luck, but it's no fun for anybody involved either.
...Shaving cream is totally fair game though.
>cheesegrin
>>728538
Gah, you're way too much like your dad. When he was a girl.
He was a stick in the mud too!
>nodnod
That's fine, I didn't get to show him what life's like, but it's not too late for you.
No.728542
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>>728534
Well, it's not the weirdest backstory for a sidekick I've ever heard.
>Karen learn to shut uuuuuuuuuuup
...So! Witch hunting convent, right?
>>728539
Come on, Jay. You think this is amateur hour? I brought Grindhouse.
>zips it into the drive
No.728543
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>>728539
Guess I should be thankful.
>Grindhouse
>maybe tits mcgee has taste after all
>>728540
Now you're just fuckin' with me.
If I pull that, you're telling me Snoop Dogg's gonna show up?
No.728544
>>728542
Sidekick?
>blink
The Order of Ecclesia. We belong to an association of like-minded groups like the Hellsing Organization.
>
S-stop me if none of this makes sense, please.
No.728545
>>728540
What if you've got no soul to burn?
>>728542
Nice.
>>728543
Nah.
>unlit ciggie go
No.728546
>>728543
That's exactly what I'm saying. Turns out he's been magic or something this whole time.
>>728545
Then you'd probably just feel nauseous or something. For as powerful as that stare is, it's got a lot of flaws.
No.728547
>>728538
She'll be fine. I won't make her cry.
>>728541
Shaving cream, shaving cream... Feathers might be fun too.
No.728548
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>>728541
Eh?
>>728547
I'm holding you to that.
No.728549
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>>728544
...
>[sweating]
Isn't Hellsing a...country singer?
>sheepish shrug
Man I punch aliens and assorted freakshows, that stuff is more Gotham's speed.
>>728545
>DEATH PROOF
>PLANET TERROR
>ONLY
>AT THE GRIIIINDHOUSE
>eeeeeeeee
No.728550
>>728549
...
>embarrassed blushing
>Shanoa: easily embarrassed
No.728551
>>728545
>
'mere.
>tss
>>728546
Yeah? Just for that, I'm gonna prove your fuckin' dumbass theory wrong.
>THROW THE SWITCH, IGOR
>THROW THE FUCKING SWITCH
No.728552
>>728546
Damn...
>>728549
>haha yiss
>yiss
>>728551
>well then
'ppreciated.
>puff
This is good.
No.728553
>>728547
>...
>!
>maximum gleam
Do you really wanna prank her?
>>728548
A boy must be ready to become a man at anytime, just in case it's an accident! Like that one Goosebumps where the kid turns into a dog.
>
Let's go on a panty raid!
No.728554
>>728551
>
...Oh boy, here we go.
>>728552
Yeah. Not like it's his fault, though. Just how it works.
No.728555
>>728550
>Shanoa is cute
>C U T E
...Everything ok?
Look, if I say something totally stupid please feel free to tell me off. Sometimes I think my eardrums are too solid to let sense in.
No.728557
>>728548
Responsible, aren't you?
>>728553
A little revenge is always fun.
No.728558
>>728552
Whaddya talkin' about, Jay.
>puff
If ya mean the snuff, no shit it's good. S'Marlboro.
>>728554
>>728556
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
No.728559
>>728555
N-no, it's nothing. Really.
>try to smile, Shanny-OH GOD WHAT
>covering her face from the TV
>zambiekiller currently not home
No.728560
>>728553
Dog transformation...?
>>728557
Someone has to be when dad isn't around.
No.728561
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>>728559
>?
>looks down
>tatchica face in tats
Sometimes I forget they have their own gravity.
>uh
>patpat?
You're doing better than Atlee, at least. She just pointed out all the cinematic fallacies.
No.728562
>>728554
Man, haven't had to hurl in forever.
>>728558
Movie, company, a smoke and a drink. S'all good.
>and there was Snoop
>eyes: red
>mellow is now
No.728563
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>>728558
>hey Revy
>you see that cigarette in your hand?
>look again
>now it's a joint
'Sup?
No.728564
>>728561
I destroy the dead so they don't do exactly this to the living, it's horrible...
No.728565
>>728557
>holding a lion suit
>and a bottle of super glue
>[rapid eyebrow action]
>
Ah, why don't you come with us too. You look pretty experienced with that stuff, eh?
>>728560
I think it was a curse or something, he was really a dog the whole ti-
Gah, way to focus on the unimportant part!
No.728566
>>728558
Told you he'd be here.
>>728562
Who knows, maybe you won't have to. I still don't fully understand how his stare works.
>we mellow for sure, homie
>W E E D
No.728567
>>728562
You sound like a fuckin' yuppie.
>>728563
>coughcough
Ah fuckin' hell, it's been forever since I've had...uh, grass...
>goin' to the low zone
>>728566
Ngh...
No.728568
>>728566
>[4 2 0 B L A Z E I T]
Guess we'll find out.
>>728567
You sound like you need mindless violence.
>puff
>what the fuck-
>
How long was I holding a doobie?
>
Fuck it.
>puff
No.728569
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>>728564
Do they have the separation of fiction and reality on the planet you're from? Or fiction at all?
>points at the screen
Yeah, seeing a guy getting his lower jaw ripped off by a shovel and then thrown into a wood chipper would be nasty if it was real, but it's just a movie!
No.728570
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>>728560
Maybe I should be calling you the big brother.
>>728565
I don't know what you think of me sometimes. But hell yeah I'm coming.
No.728571
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>>728569
It looks so real!
>guh
No.728572
>>728565
Eh?
>
What's a panty raid?
>>728570
>ehehe
N-not in front of Mordred.
No.728573
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>>728567
'ey, no big deal. S'why I'm here, dawg.
No.728574
>>728567
Y'know, nobody's flipped that switch in a while. I wonder why...
>>728568
>oh, we blazin'
>
...Is it just me, or did things just get weirder than usual?
No.728575
>>728570
You're more fun than our green Lancer, at least.
>sword drawn
Onward we'll forage! Our path unknown, but treasure lies at the end, wherever it may be!
>
As long as we're back by 10:30, at least.
>>728572
Stealing ladies' underwear!
No.728576
>>728568
Don't need shit except more of this dope.
>hair: down
Fuckin' hell.
>>728573
...Goddamn sell out.
>>728574
You comin' on to me?
No.728577
>>728571
No no, look it's fake!
>hand on the screen
See-
>jumpscare
>jolts
No.728578
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>>728572
Oho! So you do like it!
>>728575
Ehh? You got a curfew?
No.728579
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>>728574
Well my pack of Copenhagen just got a hundred dollars more valuable.
>>728576
Pff...
>doobie toast
To being fuckin' stoned.
No.728580
>>728575
>[clock ticking]
...
...
...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH?!
>>728578
No way!
No.728581
>>728576
Chill. I'm just tryin' to help everybody have a good time.
No.728582
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>>728577
>gkkkkt
>flinches back into Peej
No.728583
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>>728576
>laughs
You're kidding, right? Hell no.
>>728579
...So that'd be a yes.
No.728584
>>728578
Bah!
>knocks his shoulder
To think I'd listen to a curfew! It's actually for 9:30
Now, who do we start with...
>>728580
Yeah!
>hands him a balaclava
You might want this.
No.728585
>>728579
Only fuckin' thing that makes sense.
>
Heh...toast to gettin' toasted.
>>728581
>c h i l l
>magic words accepted
>eyes: droopan
>>728583
...
No.728586
>>728580
Alright then, big guy, I'll keep it a secret between us.
>wink
>>728584
Hmm... We gotta go high risk, high reward...
No.728587
>>728582
>jeez
You good there? 'Cause anywhere away from the movie would be good too, if you want.
No.728588
>>728583
Yyyyyyep.
>>728585
>hoarse laugh
>clearly hasn't laughed in forever
>such is the power of Snoop
No.728589
>>728584
I...I don't think I want a part of this.
>>728586
>Leo be naive
I am glad, but it's not true...
No.728590
>>728587
I... I'm sorry, am I ruining this for you?
>guh
No.728591
>>728585
>THE POWER OF THE DOGG
Seems like y'all are gonna be aight. I'm gonna go 'head an'
bounce.
>
>looks like Snoop Dogg's blasting off again!
No.728592
>>728586
Somebody who'd get mad?
>...
That fox Caster?
>>728589
Why not?
An adventure is an adventure, no matter how small!
Or how much damage we take ourselves.
No.728593
>>728585
Huh. So that's what you look like when you're calm.
>>728588
>toooke
...Starting to remember why we have the Snoop Signal.
No.728594
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>>728590
>back to looking at the TV
Yeah, get 'im!
>uh
Nah, I've seen these a million times.
No.728595
>>728588
...pffffthahah.
>hackcough
>>728591
Fuckin' A.
>>728593
Yeah yeah...
>she's not punching you, moonman
>what happened
No.728596
>>728593
With great power, comes...uh...
>spleef
>>728595
Fuckin'A is right...
No.728597
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>>728589
You've got a loooot to learn in this world.
>>728592
Ooh! Tamamo, that's a good one. I was actually thinking about that witch Medea, but that's a way better idea.
No.728598
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>>728594
O-oh--
>gigadoge bursts from Shanny's back and stretches intothe kitchen
gkkkkkt
No.728600
>>728592
>UM
For what purpose is this...?
>>728597
Um...
No.728601
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>>728595
>Snoop happened
>chuckles
'Least we're havin' fun.
>>728596
Something about talking to spiders, I think.
No.728602
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>>728599
>
>the other heads have joined the main one in the kitchen
>Shanoa's wobbly and immobile
>raucous noises of consumption
No.728603
>>728597
What's that supposed to mean? We'll just get them both!
Witch, huh. I wish our Caster had been like that.
>>728600
Why not?
No.728604
>>728596
>>728601
...
>slooooooooooowly falls over
>
No.728605
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>>728602
I uh...
>
No, that's honestly a new one by me.
>shakes her shoulder lightly
Need some coffee or something?
No.728606
>>728605
>weak nod
I am...very sorry.
No.728607
>>728601
Pff... one sec.
>>728604
>sharpie: get
>and bag zipped open
Oi. You.
'mere.
No.728608
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>>728600
For example, how to properly break and enter to steal underwear.
>>728603
Oh I am not messing with the witch. She'll probably kill the shit out of us. Who was your Caster?
No.728609
>>728604
>blinks
...She'll be alright.
>>728607
You're seriously getting a marker?
>trying to contain his laughter
>failing miserably
No.728610
>>728607
>blinking rapidly
Yes?
No.728611
>>728609
>snort
S-shhhhh. She'llwakeup.
>>728610
We're going to draw on Sleeping Beauty over here.
This isn't something you can opt out of.
>holding a sharpie out
No.728612
>>728606
For a girl who went from looking fine to looking like a train hit her in ten seconds? Don't be.
Not counting the weird tattoo dogs, of course.
>zip
I didn't know what kind strange knight ladies liked so I kind of got them all.
No.728613
>>728603
It feels wrong.
>>728608
G-good grief...!
No.728614
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>>728612
>c h u g
>looking much better
>and pulling the doges back in
>can you hear the whimpering and scrabbling Cerberus claws?
T-thank you, Power Girl...
>shuddering
>enjoying the sensation: yes
No.728615
>>728608
Some bug-eyed guy. He made a tentacle monster in the middle of the river!
But it wasn't all bad, that big thing he made was a tough match for my army.
Who else...I don't think I know that many girls that even wear underwear.
>>728613
Bah, then don't do it!
I'm not gonna force you to do something, that's way too much work.
But you'll miss out on the panty raid
No.728616
>>728611
>
W...Are you joking!?
Even if you put it that way, she'll kill us all!
No.728617
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>>728611
Oh, riiight.
>thumbs up
>Moon Knight + weed = grown 10-year old
No.728618
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>>728613
It's a very important ability to learn. Ask your father, I'm sure he knows.
>>728615
Don't know that many girls that wear-
>calm down Lancer
A-anyway, aside from the two Casters, I reckon we could go for that dragon witch too.
No.728619
>>728614
>whaaaaaaaaaat is going on here
Uh...
>shakes her head
Don't think I'm gonna get that noise out of my head tonight.
>eyean the tats
>ecksu rai visuno
So not to be rude about the obvious, but what the hell, you look like me after a hot shower and-
>stop that right now, Karen
No.728620
>>728616
>grin level: Bala
We're all dead men walking, Rock.
Or do you need an example.
>click
>
Death is just another door. Once you see that, it stops being scary.
Made to-go... my ass.
>>728617
>ayy
>drawing a curleh mustache on her lip
>gun still trained to his temple
No.728621
>>728619
>m a g i c
>the runes are each a pocket dimension linked to her body and yet not immovable
>Tattooed Man +
Mmnn...
>uh
>shakes her head
I-I am sorry... how do I explain this...
No.728622
>>728615
I appreciate it.
>>728618
>UH
D-dad?
No.728623
>>728620
>UM
...You look like you have a lot on your plate.
>sharpie in hand
But what if you step through that door and find out there are no more doors.
>uh
>drawing Lagoon Company's logo on her forehead
>Rock you weenie
No.728624
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>>728618
>thoughtful
>points at Leo
His mom doesn't...I don't think big sis does either...big sis Martha only wears stuff on top...big sis Medusa sure looks like she doesn't...
>
Eh, the one that tried to put me in a dress? She'd probably just give them to us, where's the challenge in that!
>>728622
>smdh tbqh fam
Sheesh! So what do you do for fun?
No.728625
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>>728620
>takes out another marker
>starts drawing an upside-down Spider-Man on one of her cheeks
>insert Mario Paint music here
No.728626
>>728621
>I'm just gonna file this under "general magic weirdness"
Hey, don't put yourself out. I get it.
Well y'know, as well as a feeble brawler mind like mine can.
>poking an arm tat
Aren't you supposed to go back into the shop for touch ups? These look pretty raw, girl.
No.728627
>>728623
I've died, Slappy. For realsies. No metaphor.
There's a door to and from the state of death itself. People slip through all the time.
>monocle and chain link going down Revy's cheek
>>728625
>aw yis
Wait, I got it.
>drawing a little word bubble next to Spidey
>"ALL MY FAULT"
No.728628
>>728622
>[keks internally]
Oh yeah, definitely. He knows all about this.
>>728624
Well you're not going for the other Jeanne. Oh, oh, what about the other Rider lady... Uh... Boudica? She's got huuuuge knockers doesn't she?
No.728629
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>>728626
>they swirl around Peej's finger
>almost like they're just floating on the surface of Shanoa's skin
They're glyphs, they're not quite real.
No.728630
>>728624
Uh...
>
I don't know, I'm still finding out.
>>728628
>on his phone
Daaaaaaaad?
No.728631
>>728627
>hwat
>Rock: still pure from cape nonsense
I never thought of death as much of a door.
>colors in boogers under Rev's nose
More like a...hallway. Or even a maze.
No.728632
>>728628
>?
A big sis I haven't met before? What's she like?
>knockers
>this pleases the konkrah
>>728630
A noble quest! It sounds better than what that stuffy dad of yours would say.
No.728633
>>728629
>UM
>DEFENSIVE FREEZE BREATH
...Ooohhhhh crap I am so sorry.
No.728634
>>728627
Awesome.
>
Something's missing...
No.728635
>>728631
You poor naive bastard-
>he forgot there was a gun on his temple
>BLAM
>gg Jay
>>728634
>oooone sec broheim
No.728636
>>728630
Are you winning, son?
No.728637
>>728633
>yoga
>FIYAH
>shivering violently
G-gah...
No.728638
>>728635
>record_scratch.wav
What the fuck?!
No.728639
>>728630
Hey, ask if he'll come along.
>>728632
I dunno. I only know about her after talking to Liz.
No.728640
>>728635
>aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
H-Holy shit!
>back to the bag he goes
No.728641
>>728632
Noble... underwear?
>>728636
Lancer and Rider want to take me on a... panty raid.
>>728639
UH...
No.728642
>>728638
>one horrendous head injury later
>sits up
What the fuck.
>>728640
Where'd the nerd go?
Agh... my ears are ringing.
No.728643
>>728637
>foosh
>comedic frizzletop for a second
You're gonna pull out even more surprises than I do at this rate.
>uh
More coffee? Anything? Unless you have one of those things that dispenses NyQuil.
No.728644
>>728643
>rubbing her arm
How did you do that?
No.728645
>>728639
That won't do!
>dramatic backlight
As a Rider, it's my purpose to be a friend to the friendless, a guide to the lost! I can't not meet one of my own!
Plus all my other big sises won't lend me anymore quarters for the arcade.
>>728641
Sure! You haven't heard of them?
>magazine out
>ad for Noble Underwear
No.728646
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>>728642
So did you just... forget about the gun in your hand?
No.728647
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>>728641
Do it. Do it do it do it.
>>728645
You're making me look for her? Come on you know I don't have that kind of free time.
>pings a coin over
You've probably milked Waver dry, huh.
No.728648
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>>728646
>looks at his hand
Note to self: don't toke and threaten.
No.728649
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>>728641
>
What was that, son? I'm sure I don't know anything about anything that you just said.
>whispers
Jeanne might have tapped this line. Look out.
No.728650
>>728644
Well the PG explanation as I understand it is I just pucker and blow, like everybody else.
Being an alien also tends to help with all those pesky biological impossibilities.
>glowy laser eyes
No.728651
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>>728645
Oh, it's a thing.
>>728647
O-okay...
>>728649
Lancer wants you to come too.
No.728652
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>>728650
>n e a t
I never expected an otherworlder to look so much like us.
>fascinated
>maybe ogling
No.728653
>>728648
I'm just surprised the gunshot wasn't enough to wake Revy up.
No.728654
>>728647
But all you do is fish!
>!
>quarter thwap's on one of his eyes
Arrr! Then I'll just have to find her myself!
After Galaga, maybe.
>>728651
>turns to the cover
>Fake Products Quarterly
Uh...
No.728655
>>728653
How heavy a sleeper is she?
>there's still a giant hole in the side of his head
>it's slowly refilling with the matter that's crawling from Rock's shirt
No.728656
>>728651
Well it wouldn't be a very honorable thing to do to those poor women's undergarment drawers, hm?
>Lancer
Those two...I suppose someone should be around to keep you all out of trouble.
No.728657
>>728651
Well? Well? What'd he say?
>>728654
Got two jobs too, you know. Wait, are you tell me that the comfortable, yet sexy underwear that is the proud product of Noble Underwear doesn't exist?
No.728658
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>>728652
>I think I recognize that look
>mutual mirin
Y'know, us "otherworlders" have feelings and all that jazz too.
That gold record you guys shot up a couple decades ago? We laughed about that for ages
No.728659
>>728655
Good question.
>now that is a fucked-up sight
No.728660
>>728655
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.728661
>>728654
Oh...
>>728656
You're... okay with this?
>>728657
He's coming.
No.728662
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>>728659
>z o m b i e
...You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
>>728660
>sllllooooow head turn towards the bag
Stop fuckin' screaming, I'm fine.
No.728663
>>728655
>>728660
>twitch
>and awake
>...
>there is ink on my face
>
No.728664
>>728658
O-oh, I'm sorry.
>
Record?
No.728665
>>728662
...Maybe. What is i-
>>728663
>
>backs away slowly
No.728666
>>728661
Fuck yeah. This is going to be sweet. I'm gonna go ahead to Tamamo's place and meet you guys there.
>cheeses on out
No.728667
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>>728661
You have to be free to make your own mistakes, Leo. But that doesn't mean I won't be there for you when I can.
Plus it might be a good indication to your mother to start wearing some.
No.728668
>>728663
>ORA ORA'd
>counter-MUDA MUDA
>it's gun-fu minus the guns
That answers that!
>>728665
RUN! GO! GET TO THE CHOPPER!
No.728669
>>728657
Gah, who needs to work. It's much easier to just work for things yourself.
>publication date: April 1
I don't understand!
>>728661
You're thinking too much!
Lemme see you grit those teeth!
>>728666
WAHAHAHAHA!
No.728670
>>728665
>this is the best plan
>>728668
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!
No.728671
>>728668
We have a chopper?
>and then there was a Moon-Copter
Oh, right.
>>728670
>welp
>time to skedaddle
No.728672
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>>728664
You're a nervous little thing, aren't you.
>shrug
Yeah, they put a little bit of every kind of humanity on it. But I was just joking, my home turf blew up before it ever got there.
No.728673
>>728670
REVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
>just kinda
>grabs her wrists
>and pulls up
>haha taller
Knock it off willya?
>>728671
GOOOOOO! Save yourself!
No.728674
>>728672
I must be terribly insensitive.
>angelfrown
No.728675
>>728671
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>728673
GOD DAMN IT!
>krazy kicks, kids
>all the exertion works the weed back into her system
>slowly goes limp
No.728676
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>>728675
Sheesh.
Oi, pencil pusher. How the hell do you deal with her when she gets like this?
No.728677
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>>728674
Don't worry about it, I've done this whole foreign to the modern world song and dance once already.
>credits on screen
>blink
That went by way faster than I remember...
No.728678
>>728676
>peeks out
>still 200% horrified
...Usually we just get out of her way.
No.728679
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>>728677
U-um... aside from being horrifying, it wasn't... bad?
No.728680
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>>728678
No wonder she always drops by and coerces me to run off and shoot poor scumfucks with'er.
>
My god I'm an enabler.
Y'all motherfuckers need to step up.
No.728681
>>728679
>
When you were actually watching, you mean. We'll work on it.
Tell you what, next choice is all yours.
No.728682
>>728681
We're doing this again? B-but I don't... know any.
No.728683
>>728680
>gkkt
You'd know more about that than me. She got this harebrained idea in her head to go kill whoever murdered Miss Balalaika, and then she disappeared.
>scowl
You could always tell her no.
No.728684
>>728682
...Well you've done it this time, Peej. I think that's a new record though for going so long without forgetting something crucial like that.
>guh
I've got a bit of a library, and they're not all horror. Maybe a rom-com...
Any better ideas?
No.728685
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>>728683
Yeah, I saw. She's not gonna get anywhere close. That guy's on a whole different level from her. From me.
>
I wouldn't be an enabler if I could turn down wanton violence against idiots with no repercussions.
No.728686
>>728684
We... could go sightseeing...?
I enjoy travel.
No.728687
>>728685
Sounds like you don't have much to complain about, then.
No.728688
>>728686
>blink
If you say something like "Is it ok if I don't like Japanese food" I'm really gonna start wondering if you're really Atlee.
>nods to the back tats
What's the mile per gallon those babies?
No.728689
>>728687
Only thing I got to gripe about is how I want the old bastard merced too.
Fryface was...
>trails off
Nevermind.
>
Hold still.
>reaches behind Rock
>clump of skull with matted hair
>puts it on to cover his exposed brain
>auto hair growth
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>>728688
>!
I don't like raw fish, how did you know?
>uh
>WINGSU
Far. They're not quite as difficult as Cerberus.
No.728691
>>728689
>
...
>shaky gulp
You talk about this guy like you don't already know the reason you want him dead.
You know you're an enabler, so how can you ask so...disdainful, but so accepting?
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>>728690
>I miss my baby sister
I more meant speed, but let's go with that.
>floatan
I'm sorry did you just say Cerberus. The helldog, Cerberus?
No.728693
>>728691
>
Do not psychoanalyze me. You don't know shit.
No.728694
>>728692
>um
Is there an issue?
No.728695
>>728693
Analyzing? No. I'm just pointing out the facts as they present themselves to me. I'm pretty good at it, I used to do paperwork 9 hours a day.
>knocking on those cracks, baybee
No.728696
>>728695
>f-fuck
>squint
What's all this about, salaryman.
No.728697
>>728694
Not one that I'm not creating myself. As per usual.
Bounce?
No.728698
>>728696
Is it not obvious?
You two are one and the same, cut from the same cloth. I'd be hilarious if it didn't make me want to puke at the same time.
Any chance of things getting better for either of you goes right out the window the second you're together.
No.728699
>>728697
Bounce...? You mean, depart? Alright.
>flapflap
No.728700
>>728699
We'll cover slang some other lesson.
>following
No.728701
>>728698
Who says I wanna get better.
She deserves to, but then she should be lookin' for someone else.
I let the dark consume me, look at you tappin' into it to use it against me.
Keep going down this road, Rock. You're lookin' at your own reflection.
>puff
No.728702
>>728701
This isn't about me, is it.
>...
Maybe it is, but the point is since you two are so similar, you'll never make that decision for yourselves, only for the other person.
...And that'll never happen the way things look to be going.
She left, Red Hood. I might even be better for it.
No.728703
>>728702
>sarcastic slow clap
Congrats. Now tell me a story I care about.
>
You're right: we're too alike. Which is why I can safely say neither of us are gonna be shiny goddamn heroes.
But y'know what people like her, like me can do?
Take all the nasty shit the world's heaped on us and turn it in on itself.
"Better" isn't always quite as nice and bright as people would like. Maybe you can understand that.
>
And it's Jason.
No.728704
>>728703
Jason. Sure.
>
And you're right, my life wouldn't have gotten any better the way things were going.
What I want to know is why do you think she cares about helping, even this way?
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>>728704
You said it yourself: we're similar.
I might not have the hand I wanted, but I can give it to someone else.
Less people like me, better for everyone.
And you. Don't walk down this road. You really will end up a corpse, and unlike me you won't get back up.
Us people are made to-go, and I'm defective.
>...
Oi. Breathe a word of this to anyone and I'll find you. Don't think I won't.
No.728706
>>728705
>...
I guess the bottom line is people will always make their own decisions. Outside interference or not.
Maybe the way out for us walking dead is to realize we're already gone. But I'm not sure if I believe that yet.
>...
>crawls back into the bag
No.728707
>>728706
I told you: you don't know shit for dick about being dead.
You got too much life in you to call yourself one of us.
S'why you're better off without Revy. Doesn't mean she's better off without you.
Decide your own fate. I did mine, she'll do hers one day.
No.728924
>blows hole in wall
BITCHES!!!