No.728708
>Meanwhile, people were dead
No.728709
But people die when they're killed...
>
That Shirou guy's a dummy, everyone knows that.
No.728710
It's too quiet. Why?
Where have all the colors and voices gone?
No.728712
File: 1453063563616.jpg (16.72 KB, 418x631, 418:631, 21dc241d338f64c7d216068fd8….jpg)
No.728713
>>728711
Come back from goin' to the mall with Milly and he left a bud.
...It's a bud, right.
Right.
No.728714
At least I can find a place to eat my lunch here. That new burger place across the street is a madhouse
No.728715
>>728714
What about burgers?
No.728716
>>728715
They opened a Burger Hut across the street. Half Price Milkshakes.
No.728717
>>728716
They never had a chance.
No.728718
File: 1453065775935.jpg (303.56 KB, 721x1100, 721:1100, tumblr_ngkzobcEms1u304ndo1….jpg)
>>728717
They also have Beanie Pals. I saw a 65 year old woman punch a 9 year old in the throat for a Froggio Frog.
No.728719
>>728718
You sure they weren't being all puppet-ed by a crazy psychic alien?
'Cause it sounds like Giygas.
No.728720
>>728719
I suppose its possible. I mean, I thought Beanie Pals went passe in like....2001
No.728721
>>728720
I should let miss Tatsumaki know, she gets all mad when I go fix stuff myself, "showing her up" she calls it.
No.728722
>>728721
Its also possible that people are caught up in nostolgia
No.728723
>>728722
Beating up kids though? That's rabid
No.728724
>>728723
I don't think one punch counts a beating up. But it was still pretty unsettling.
No.728725
File: 1453066954290.jpg (107.11 KB, 850x616, 425:308, sample-71475bbd8d82a0654a7….jpg)
>>728724
Throat!
Don'tcha know what counts for what? It's all about location, location, location!
That's what the real estate guys on TV say.
It's messed up, something's going on.
No.728726
>>728725
I've been kicked into orbit before. I think maybe my concept of what constitutes a beating is skewed.
No.728728
>>728726
Y'gotta keep it real! I got beat up a lot when Giygas invaded. People were actin' all crazy, and all sorts of weird stuff happened.
>exploding trees aaaaaaaa
>why god why
No.728729
>>728728
Space Aliens are jerks
No.728730
>>728729
Yep. Except Superman, he's cool. And Mr. J'onn, we share Oreos.
Oh, oh, and Brother Walker. He's the best!
No.728731
File: 1453067508145.png (616.02 KB, 756x1585, 756:1585, Samuel_Alexander_(Earth-61….png)
>>728730
Man, you get to meet the cool aliens. All the ones I've ever met are mostly jerks. I supposed the Horse dressed like Thor was pretty cool though.
No.728732
>>728731
Brother Walker made me a Lantern so I could help people and Superman's all sad, so I hang around to cheer him up. One time he took me to the Watchtower. Making friends is great!
No.728734
>>728733
So who're you again? Miss Tatsumaki gets all mad when I read people's minds without asking.
No.728737
File: 1453069120489.png (105.59 KB, 540x221, 540:221, tumblr_niwddpP1ke1qea60lo3….png)
>>728736
where is everyone?
No.728739
>>728738
its really creepy here when its quiet
No.728740
>>728739
It really is. This calls for more noise!
No.728743
>>728742
I don't know how to play an instrument
No.728744
>>728743
Neither do I! I did say "noise" and not music.
No.728745
Would anyone like to sign a contract with me?
No.728746
File: 1453070480978.png (553.43 KB, 516x511, 516:511, Sam_Alexander_wielding_the….PNG)
>>728744
The only noise I really know how to make is blasting things
No.728747
File: 1453070630021.png (167.57 KB, 804x725, 804:725, tumblr_nv0jpsbKuY1txqzcto2….png)
>>728745
>pic related
>>728746
Well you can do that too if ya want.
No.728748
>>728747
I don't think people would like it if I put holes in the walls
>.....
More holes in the walls
No.728749
>>728748
It fixes itself up. Otherwise it wouldn't be left standing whenever miss Tatsumaki gets mad.
No.728750
>>728749
Who's miss Tasumaki?
No.728751
File: 1453070974131.jpg (57.91 KB, 412x732, 103:183, 014ac46c8a35744d89f66c6477….jpg)
>>728750
She's small with green hair, yells a lot. I think she's the strongest psychic on Earth right now in raw power.
She was watching me earlier.
No.728752
>>728751
So what? She's like another kid?
No.728753
>>728752
Nah, she's a grown up. Just short.
>
Don't tell'er I said that. Or at all.
No.728754
File: 1453071286892.png (136.02 KB, 500x678, 250:339, tumblr_n327bzN40D1qcexrpo1….png)
>>728753
If I meet her I'll be sure to pretend I don't know who she is.
No.728756
>>728755
So is she like professor X level of psychic?
No.728757
>>728756
It's different, isn't that guy a telepath? She's a telekinetic. And she can rip the planet in two if she gets too mad, so we try to not let that happen.
No.728758
File: 1453071633866.png (160.47 KB, 575x443, 575:443, d675e774760334bb69171b0c6b….png)
No.728759
>>728757
Oh so more like Jean Grey
No.728760
>>728758
You gotta watch out for the hooks.
>>728759
>thinking
Isn't she only that big with the Phoenix?
No.728761
File: 1453071914704.png (714.89 KB, 1280x1409, 1280:1409, tumblr_ni5kltMIYs1qcexrpo1….png)
>>728760
Maybe? She died before I was a hero.
Though I did meet a teen version of her.
No.728762
>>728761
>scratching his head
Quentin's the Phoenix now. I don't think Jean Grey's all that hyped up anymore.
No.728763
File: 1453072067263.jpg (303.56 KB, 721x1100, 721:1100, tumblr_ngkzobcEms1u304ndo1….jpg)
>>728762
Well the adult Jean is dead I think. And the Teen Jean I don't think anybody likes.
No.728765
>>728764
Being a superhero is weird
No.728766
File: 1453072315658.jpg (57.91 KB, 412x732, 103:183, 014ac46c8a35744d89f66c6477….jpg)
>>728765
I think I signed up with the Hero Association in Japan, miss Tatsumaki said I got accepted.
No.728767
>>728766
I'm an Avenger.
Though I think Iron Man made everyone an Avenger at one point.
No.728768
>>728767
Everyone except that blonde lady.
No.728769
>>728768
Right her. She's not an avenger.
No.728770
>>728769
Noooot an Avenger.
No.728772
>>728771
I wonder where everyone is...
No.728773
>>728772
Its getting really weird
No.728774
>>728773
Seriously. It's never been this quiet.
No.728775
>>728774
What if everyone is dead?
No.728776
>>728775
That... would be a problem.
No.728777
>>728776
Especially if its just the two of us left
No.728778
>>728777
It can't be, it just can't!
No.728779
>>728778
You're right. There are probably Mauraders out there, looking to rob and kill other survivors
No.728781
>>728779
Talk about pessimism.
I'll send a message, broadband.
>
If anyone can hear it, I'll know.
No.728782
File: 1453073803510.png (714.89 KB, 1280x1409, 1280:1409, tumblr_ni5kltMIYs1qcexrpo1….png)
>>728781
Pessimism would be if I said they were looking to rape us
No.728783
>>728782
Jeez...
I hope Superman is okay. He's sad enough.
No.728784
No.728785
File: 1453074058688.jpg (311.16 KB, 900x1345, 180:269, 3899202-nova2014021-col-53….jpg)
>>728783
I thought Batman was the sad one
No.728786
>>728785
>free shrugs
He was sad last time I saw him.
No.728787
>>728786
If Superman is the sad one, then the world is going real wrong
No.728790
>>728787
Sounds about right.
>>728789
AAAAAA BACK FROM THE DEAD!
No.728791
>>728790
....this is weird
No.728793
>>728791
I don't like it.
>>728792
AAAAAaaaa...aa...a?
No.728796
File: 1453075014789.jpg (67.13 KB, 480x854, 240:427, tumblr_nn8n7pDCUI1tlxyz3o3….jpg)
>Fly
>on your way
>like an eagle
>fly
>touch
>the sun~
There was a child's voice calling...
No.728797
>meanwhile, deep in heroic concentration
>our heroic heroine ponders pandemonious problems...heroically
>tail twitches
No.728799
No.728800
File: 1453075423569.png (182.82 KB, 500x212, 125:53, tumblr_ntkeqaPS6E1sx4ztto1….png)
>>728797
Oh, people are sleeping. I must've forgotten the time...
No.728802
File: 1453075714703.png (536.95 KB, 2000x1542, 1000:771, 7b387ae9c43beea08a564fd683….png)
>>728800
>thump thump thump
>boombox slips out of the pawcket
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8SIUtUAtrw
No.728803
File: 1453075762252.png (334.07 KB, 488x750, 244:375, tumblr_nnj9gidHrB1sx4ztto1….png)
No.728804
File: 1453076012047.jpg (389.4 KB, 595x824, 595:824, 2d3e8a198f6ec60ab428c662b2….jpg)
>>728803
>eye cracks open
Mrow, can'tcha tell we're closed!
>hooks a Do Not Disturb sign with her tail
>all of the S's are backwards
>muttering
She was a tall drink of water, this dame. Like the kind ya don't gotta get up to refill, which is nice 'cause there's always that one fat guy just hogging the line, meow!
No.728805
File: 1453076073659.jpg (236.99 KB, 1024x1250, 512:625, tumblr_ngdf96An211s21c3eo5….jpg)
>>728804
Oh... I am sorry.
>attention: averted
No.728806
>Back here again already.
>So much for not staying put.
No.728807
>>728805
>?
>meat buns: spotted
Nyohoho, what do we have here?
>>728806
>gasp
It's Nicolas Cage!
No.728808
>>728806
>I spy
>with my discerning eyes
>a spook
>>728807
>breastplate that isn't a boobplate
>weird huh
Eh?
No.728809
>>728807
>sighs
People're never gonna forget 'bout those movies, are they?
>>728808
>what are you talking about?
>no skeletons here
>no siree Bob
...Can I help you?
No.728811
File: 1453076856485.jpg (102.55 KB, 600x847, 600:847, a8839d4f396f2d1cc816ab8932….jpg)
>>728808
Hiya, lady! Didja need some of ol' Tao's excellent affordable vigilante biznazz?
>notices the tats
Ooooooooooh, you're not gonna tattle on me to your Yakuza 5 type enforcer peeps, meow? Tao's down for the thug life, my wo-man.
>>728809
Tao didn't mean it like that, ya look great for your age!
No.728813
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>>728809
An agent of vengeance?
>>728811
...What?
No.728814
>>728811
...Y'know Nic Cage ain't really a Ghost Rider, right?
>>728813
>
No.728815
>>728813
Vengeance did you say? Do go on-
No.728816
File: 1453077267208.gif (524.18 KB, 500x634, 250:317, tumblr_mwyexw3OzJ1r37arko1….gif)
>>728813
Nyaha, I got you made, doll! Everybody turns stoolie for Tao, meow!
>
Hey hey, got any food for me?
>>728814
That's just what a Ghost Rider would say!
No.728817
File: 1453077311690.jpg (128.36 KB, 850x1164, 425:582, sample-22a2dded70f71ee33fd….jpg)
>>728814
Maybe you would know about the swell in damned souls walking the Earth as of late.
>>728815
Excuse me?
>>728816
Food...? No, I'm not carrying any.
No.728818
>>728817
>clutches her stomach like she's been shot
Oh no! Done in by my worstest enemy!
>looks to the camera
Hunger
>keels over, tail sticking straight out
No.728819
>>728817
My apologies I should have introduced myself to you, but I don't really care about meaningless topics like etiquette.
Baron Blade, one of the finest scientists in nuclear and genetic engineering.
Now go on, I was interested in what you had to say. I love revenge.
No.728820
>eating a big ass burrito
No.728821
File: 1453077739093.png (127.64 KB, 422x550, 211:275, 18b428e2147bcfbd349bcd7a31….png)
No.728822
>>728818
Oh...!
>tfw don't know how to cook
>what do
>what do
>aaaaa
>>728819
You're... quite mistaken. I am not speaking of revenge.
No.728823
>>728821
You got a problem?
>>728822
Oh, that's a shame. I was hoping to hear a story of slaughter and bloodshed.
No.728824
>>728816
'Course it is.
>skelemode: activate
>FWOOSH
Too bad Cage didn't really do me justice.
>>728817
"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Earth." Guess Lucifer's outta room.
No.728825
>>728822
>>728818
>COOKING SENSES
>TINGLING
No.728828
File: 1453078019627.jpg (715.46 KB, 800x1156, 200:289, 0bc08fda4b7bf4b83fb76a450a….jpg)
>>728823
How base.
>>728824
It's time to make more then.
>>728825
>Help Me, Cooking Ninja
No.728829
File: 1453078031468.jpg (134.56 KB, 596x400, 149:100, ed1cb4cf83342887ca355435a9….jpg)
>>728820
>dramatically pathetic coughing
Please sir, could you spare a bite of that big butt burrito to a broken beat cop bown bon ber buck?
>>728822
Meoooooooooow!
>>728824
That's also just what a Ghost Rider would say!
Nice try, Nic Cage, I know all about your tricky distractions like acting crazy and being in bad movies!
>>728825
>doublegasp
It's Scorpion! Hero of the people!
No.728831
>>728824
The complaint box isn't there just to take up space, you know.
No.728832
>>728828
>PREPARE FOR...DINNER
>>728829
I'm not a hero...I'm only doing what needs to be done.
>heats up skillet
Aaaaaalright, yeah.
Just need it to heat up a b--
Wait we have no time to wait!
>shoots fire at it
>now it's heated up
Yessssssssssssss.
Now we just need to...
>mixing flour, milk, and butter
This is going to be a surprise!
No.728833
>>728829
>still eating the burrito
bown bon ber buck? The hell does that mean?
No.728834
>>728828
How're we gonna do that?
>>728829
I told ya, I ain't Nic Cage. Name's Johnny.
>>728831
Whaddya even need a complaint box for? You already know what everybody's thinking.
No.728836
>>728829
I-I'm sorry...
>>728832
>TEST YOUR CULINARY SKILLS
A surprise?
>>728834
How else? Reaping the souls of the damned to return them to their fate.
No.728842
>>728832
Hoooooo lemme at 'em, chief! I got a fistful of napkins and I ain't afraid to lose! Meow!
>>728833
Alliteration!
>>728834
Nic "Johnny" Cage?
>!
You gotta fight Ninja Guy!
>>728836
Why'd ya do it, Tattoo Lady? Why?
No.728845
File: 1453078699871.png (723.7 KB, 630x776, 315:388, Even Ghost Rider was scare….png)
>>728836
You make it sound way too easy.
>>728837
Gettin' people's hopes up is your specialty, ain't it? Why else would somebody like me agree to make a deal with ya?
>>728842
>
...What?
No.728846
File: 1453078712712.jpg (44.35 KB, 772x436, 193:109, 0ea01be35d9c5ea18956c1062e….jpg)
>>728842
Its nonsense. Why don't you get your own burrito?
No.728847
>>728836
It's dinner time...but I'm making breakfast.
I defy the rules like that.
Pancakes, eggs, and bacon. All things that can be decently done on the skillet. It's easy and convenient for when you need things quickly done.
>>728842
Hold your horses!
>throws the mix on the skillet
>flipping it
First comes the pancake. We don't have time for a stack so this one is just going to be big.
>flip
>throws in some bacon
AND WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO COOK THE BACON SEPARATELY.
The eggs are coming separate, though.
No.728848
>>728845
You're really overestimating my investment in anyone else's self-worth that isn't my own.
It was rhetorical.
No.728850
>>728842
>AAAAAAA
W-why did I do what?
>>728845
>Gae Bolg in hand
It's not difficult.
>>728847
Ah...!
>watching intently
No.728852
>>728845
Finish him!
>>728846
'Cause I don't got a job, Tao's too slick for those corporate fatcats to get moolah off me, meow!
>>728847
No time!? But that means the bacon will cook into the pancakes like a delicious suntan!
>microphone in hand
We can see Ninja Guy is really going for the gold here...all he has to do is crack that egg under par and he wins the Super Bowl!
Fiesta Bowl?
>>728850
Why didn't ya get the drugs off the streets!?
>hanging from her boots
Where I come from.
No.728854
>>728850
>takes the pancake off of the skillet
>places on a plate that it's slightly too big for
Next comes the eggs...
>>728852
Yes, bacon pancakes are a delicacy. A mix of sweet and salty that comes together...it's beautiful. Like poetry.
>cracks the eggs open
>throws the eggs on the skillet
>scrambling them
This won't take long.
>it didn't
>VICTORY
>
No.728855
>>728852
So just stare at the guy until he just tells you to take it and go
No.728856
File: 1453079346908.jpg (105.67 KB, 466x720, 233:360, Somebody get this hothead ….jpg)
>>728848
...Huh. Guess you're still as hard to read as ever.
>>728850
It'll be easy to get rid of 'em, sure. Ghost Riders are built for situations like this. But how do we know the people we hunt down aren't just gonna come back again?
>>728852
...I don't follow.
No.728858
>>728852
...What?
>uh
>shaking her boot
Please release me.
>>728854
Fascinating...
>>728856
I can't tell you.
No.728859
>>728830
You a mute? Speak instead of staring.
>>728828
Im a human, surely you expected there to be at least some instinct.
No.728860
>>728854
It's...beautiful.
>>728855
>staaaaaaaaaare
>>728856
Combos?
>>728858
>bonk
>
No.728862
>>728860
Doesn't work on me.
>keeps eating
No.728863
>>728858
Cooking is always interesting...
>>728860
One more detail...
>syrups the pancakes
>like a lot
>and then hands over the pancakes and eggs
Enjoy.
No.728866
File: 1453079883392.jpg (147.89 KB, 1265x631, 1265:631, You have summoned the skel….jpg)
>>728858
>shrugs
Can't hurt to try. I'll have to hunt 'em down sooner or later, anyway.
>>728860
This ain't a fighting game, kid.
>>728861
Don't mind me. Just callin' it like I see it.
No.728869
File: 1453080337396.jpg (473.21 KB, 1216x2240, 19:35, Scorpion is a better man t….jpg)
No.728873
File: 1453080643094.png (910.07 KB, 1280x636, 320:159, NOOOOO HE WAS MY FAVORITE ….png)
>>728870
I didn't think you of all people could die from that.
No.728874
>>728873
eeeehhh more pass out
No.728875
>>728874
I was about to say it must've taken a whole lot of coke to kill you.
No.728876
>>728875
oooohoho it was, I got fucked up!
No.728877
File: 1453080967876.png (325.27 KB, 970x851, 970:851, Everyone in this car is a ….png)
>>728876
So why'd you take that much?
No.728879
>>728878
That's a terrible idea.
No.728880
>>728877
It's Carnage, he overkills everything. EVERYTHING
No.728881
>>728880
EVERYTHING!
>>728879
it sure is!
No.728882
>>728880
Buddy, I already know that.
I know him, but I didn't think he was into coke.
>>728881
Well as long as it didn't kill you.
Being dead sucks.
No.728883
>>728881
>>728879
Do not even get me started about the time I asked him to make sure my guards stay in line.
No.728884
>>728882
I like to try new things
>>728883
speaking of that how attached to ya knees are ya?
No.728885
>>728883
You should've known better.
>>728884
Well how was it?
No.728886
>>728885
got a buzz, blacked out to near death
No.728887
File: 1453081605162.png (738.49 KB, 604x800, 151:200, Yes, my knife is also a ta….PNG)
>>728884
I know why youre asking, but why do you want to.
I was glad to see you eviscerate them.
>>728885
Oh I knew what would happen. I like slaughtering the unworthy, its my kind of coke.
No.728888
File: 1453081648205.jpg (86.78 KB, 800x518, 400:259, Scorpion_MK_vs_DC_edit_by_….jpg)
>>728886
So did you like it?
>>728887
But you worded it like a regret.
No.728889
File: 1453081698558.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
>>728887
do ya need them or not!?
>>728888
eh had better
No.728890
>>728889
Yes! How else could I walk?
>>728888
Consider it both then. I enjoyed the violence just, recruiting an entire new battalion is a pain
No.728891
>>728890
ppppffftt needing knees to walk
this guy, this fucking guy
No.728893
File: 1453081982388.jpg (10.52 KB, 173x255, 173:255, Positive.Energy.Fields. he….jpg)
>>728891
You have no idea how human biology works do you? And I hate using augments.
No.728895
File: 1453082070040.jpg (23.31 KB, 480x463, 480:463, Nice tattoo, Scorps. Also ….jpg)
>>728889
What was better?
>>728890
Oh.
That makes a lot of sense.
No.728896
File: 1453082211593.jpg (195.66 KB, 615x727, 615:727, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
>>728895
I once ate a whole cake
>>728893
eh not much of a thinker, just a slasher
No.728899
>>728896
So have I.
What kind of cake was it is the more important question.
No.728901
>>728900
Chocolate? That's...okay.
There're better cakes. The best entry level cake is obviously vanilla, though.
Very underappreciated.
No.728902
>>728901
you don't want to know what I had to go through to get it
No.728903
>>728902
You know I'm going to ask.
No.728904
>>728903
I had to fight BOTH wives!
No.728905
File: 1453083750372.jpg (190.29 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, It's like BRING IN THE MAR….jpg)
>>728904
You must've really wanted that cake.
No.728906
>>728905
more then they wanted to live!...also my dad
No.728907
File: 1453083922646.png (922.32 KB, 1136x409, 1136:409, Okay I think it's time for….png)
>>728906
They'd probably be able to come back.
And so you had to fight three people off to get a cake...that's commendable.
Survival of the fittest.
No.728908
>>728907
yeah I had to beat off three other people to get it!
No.728909
>>728908
Heheheh...you had to beat them off.
No.728910
>>728909
yes! and it really tired my arms
No.728911
File: 1453084239335.jpg (170.11 KB, 816x979, 816:979, scorpion-scorpion-from-mk-….jpg)
>>728910
Was it all at once?
No.728912
>>728911
nah I started with Juri, turns out she's really ticklish, easy take down, Milly I had to work ward on, but I know her sweet spots....dad I hit with a stool
No.728913
>>728912
You beat him off with a stool?
No.728915
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>>728914
How'd you pull it off?
No.728918
>>728917
now I must go make sure my sister in law didn't eat all my side kick's ice cream!
>back flips out the window
No.728919
>>728918
Sister in--
Ohhhhh, Kitana.
Geez, didn't take her for an ice cream eater.
No.728926
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Quiet.
Niiiiiiiiiiiiice and quiet.
...
Doo doodoo doo doo doo doo