No.728991
>Meanwhile, strange things were happening in Nowhere...
No.728992
>Come on.
No.
>You know you want to.
You want to.
>I am you, you are me.
If you say "we're a happy family" I'm going to be upset.
>Where's the problem there?
No.728993
>>728992
You're certain this is a normal dress? It feels a little... snug.
No.728994
>>728993
I'll admit that it is possibly antiquated, my fashion sense is...
>checks a pocket watch
two centuries late.
Such is life as the ghost of an era long past.
Is it not to your liking, Master...?
No.728995
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>>728994
Ohoho, you're not so old just yet. I have been on this Earth since man lived chasing livestock in nomadic tribes.
I think I'll stick to my robes, though. They're more... obscuring. Thank you, Henry.
No.728996
>>728995
>You did the mini-skirt on purpose.
It was your idea-
>Sure do like talking to yourself, Jekyll.
...
>ahem
Apologies, Master. The voices are being particularly obnoxious as of this moment.
>You wound me, really. That's okay, I'll just have to wound bystanders to get even.
>!
Please don't.
>Too late! Already decided.
No.728997
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>>728996
Should I be concerned...?
No.728998
>>728997
>Yes.
N-no! Hyde was just... threatening to harm people.
I am in control. I promise.
>But for how long? Gotta sleep sometime.
...gkkt...
No.728999
>>728998
You are plagued by voices...?
>reminded of what Frisk said about Chara
Please, stay determined. You mustn't kill, or be killed.
No.729000
>>728999
Of course. Your magical energy is plenty to sustain me, I have no want or love of violence.
>But I do.
I will keep a level head... a-as best I can.
No.729001
>>729000
Should you have dark thoughts, I implore you not to keep them to yourself.
Bottling up negativity is bad for the soul...
No.729002
>>729001
That is... a very uncomfortable request, but I will heed it.
No.729003
>yawns
Don't know why I thought I could get some shut-eye in a place like this...
No.729004
>>729003
Afternoon, Hotfeet.
>Jay
>Jay
No.729005
>>729004
>stands up
Hey there. Guessin' you must be Jason Todd.
No.729006
>>729005
And you're Nic Cage, right?
>sarcastic chuckle
Naw, I know who you are, Blaze.
No.729007
>>729006
'Bout time somebody saved me the trouble of explaining everything.
>looks around
...So I heard ya turned Moonman into a mob boss.
No.729008
>>729007
Mmmmmyes and no. Lemme paint you a picture.
You know how fucked up people can be: they tend to not learn from something like getting jailed. Psychopaths especially.
Him and me, we're just taking the superstitious and cowardly lot, turnin'em in on'emselves. Let the criminals fight crime for what they think is protection from us.
Here's the kicker: they ain't safe at all.
We're just kickin' ass on a much bigger street scale than waging a one-man war.
No.729009
>>729008
So ya tricked 'em into sending themselves to the slaughter. Impressive.
No.729010
>>729009
Nail on the head. You can't stop crime by fighting it from the outside. No matter how many idiots I kill, how many Mooninite maims, or Superman and Batman imprison, there'll be ten or more to take their place.
You stop them by making themselves stop each other. When all the scumbags and human garbage fight each other, they don't have time to multiply.
Then you whack whatever's leftover and that's that.
It's like raking the leaves.
No.729011
>>729010
So ya give a bunch of crooks the axe, make Spector the new Kingpin of New York... what then?
No.729012
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>eating dill pickle chips
No.729013
>>729011
We're not stopping at New York. Marc can handle that himself once we've got it down pat.
I intend to move on to bigger fish: costumed supervillains.
When I'm done, there won't be any more Legions of Doom, no rogues galleries, no Injustice Leagues or Justice Lords or Dark Avengers.
>>729012
Should try fried pickles, those things're heaven in your hand.
No.729014
>>729013
Fried pickles are the best. I wish they survived into the future
No.729015
>>729013
That's a pretty big goal. Still sounds do-able, though.
No.729016
>>729014
You poor bastards.
>>729015
Big as they come for someone who ain't a hero.
Someone's gotta do it. Tired of idiots who blindly allow for their flawed moral codes to let mass murderers go free because they think jails actually work.
No.729017
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>>729015
>cough
itsnot
>cough
>>729016
Dystopias man. Dystopias.
No.729018
>>729016
Ya ever think they just let the bad guys go because they'd be out of a job without somebody to stop?
>>729017
Why're you tryin' to crush the dream, future boy?
No.729019
>>729017
>
What was that. "It's not" you say.
>internally disappointed
>muh Earth-51
I've experienced it as not only a possibility but a reality, on an alternate Earth.
If it can be done there, I'll do my damndest.
>...
Guess that means I failed somewhere along the line, huh.
>>729018
Oh I'm fully aware that's the case with some. Superman and Batman believe killing lowers them to the level of the scum they arrest, Bats in particular desperately clings to the idea of the legal system actually working.
It's sad.
No.729020
>>729018
You say crushing the dream, I say talking from experience.
>>729019
An alternate reality. That means that it isn't necessarily your reality. Trying to force one world to take the path of another doesn't work. Reality compensates for it.
Eliminate all the supervillains, and then suddenly the superheros may start twisting inside. Suddenly Crime Lord Hulk is taking over the world and everything is trashed.
No.729021
That's your point of view.
And for me it damn is worth it.
If some little shitposting is enough to drive you off, then it isn't for me.
What this place created is way more than any amount of shitposting will ever be able to top.
Everyone remember the event games, the moments that everyone has screencaped, the amount of fun we had.
These little shitstorms ? Forgotten. Because that's the point: They aren't worth shit, they are nothing compared to what these threads can create.
Every shitposts disappear, the moments from the games are immortalized.
The games can kill shitposting, because the avafags shitposting will be too busy enjoying the games and playing it with their avas. If it isn't enough, then I'll just add more events, make even more efforts to entertain them enough for them to play it instead of shitposting it.
To make the enjoyment they get from the games more fun than the one they get from shitposting
No.729022
>>729019
>nods
Sure is. 'Least there's still a handful of people willing to do what needs to be done.
>>729020
So, what, Jason's just wastin' his time with this? Don't sound that way to me.
No.729023
>>729020
Well ain't that a kick in the teeth... but I've shed too much blood already to just call it quits 'cause future boy says it ain't doable.
>>729022
Someone has to. It can't keep going on like this.
No.729024
>>729021
What the fuck is this?
No.729027
>>729022
I didn't say its a waste of time. Some people don't deserve to see tomorrow. I'm just saying that he's way doesn't work in the long term.
>>729023
Keep at it. Might as well do some good while you can.
No.729029
>>729023
>sighs
Miguel ain't wrong, though. Crime ain't ever gonna stop completely. Most we can do is set an example and scare people away from being crooks.
>>729027
Wouldn't telling us all this end up changing the future? Or is that not how time travel really works?
No.729030
>>729027
"While you can" makes it sound like there's an end somewhere. An abrupt one.
Lemme guess, spoilers?
>>729029
Oh I know. But you know what can stop? The supervillain bullshit.
That's big enough change in my book. Heroes can stop the bank robbers and murderers to their hearts content.
No.729031
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>>729029
Maybe I'm trying to change the future. 2099 went from bad to utter shit and I'd like that to not be the case anymore.
No.729032
>>729030
It's still gonna be tough. Villains are about as good at staying dead as the good guys are.
>>729031
Huh. No wonder you've been hanging out in the past for so long.
No.729033
>>729031
Changing the future, huh.
You got a better idea to do that than I do.
>>729032
Which is why I need all the help I can get.
No.729034
>>729032
mhm
>>729033
Nope. Everything I've done based on future knowledge has caused three more problems to pop up. I'm just going with the flow.
Oh and do me a favor, and no matter how unsavory and dickish he seems, if you run into Tiberius Stone, just kneecap him or something.
No.729035
>>729033
Well, count me in. I've already been taking out scumbags all across the country.
>>729034
So, did anyone else come back in time with ya? If 2099 sucks so much, it'd make sense for people to bail.
No.729036
>>729034
Talk about getting fucked.
>
Never heard of'im. Any reason why?
>>729035
Great. Someone with a superpower that isn't "rise from the dead."
I tell ya it's useful but in the end Marc and I are just people.
No.729037
>>729035
I came back for a different reason. Stayed because shit got fucked
>>729036
He's not a villain persay. Just a dick with low morals who used to work for Kingpin.
No.729038
>>729036
So? Having superpowers isn't a requirement or nothin'. You've both done some crazy shit.
>>729037
...Hate to ask this, but what if things went to shit because you left?
No.729039
>>729037
Fisk, huh. I'm actually targeting Mr. Large And In Charge, too... aight. I'll leave'im be. He need his spine intact?
>>729038
Yeah. But not lasting enough. You'll be a big help.
No.729040
>>729038
I didn't leave on purpose. I got sucked back because Parker fucked up and let himself get taken over by Octavius.
>>729039
Preferably yes.
No.729041
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>>729039
>chuckles
So am I the only guy with powers helping you out? 'Cause that's what it sounds like.
>>729040
So if things went to shit in 2099 because you got sucked back to our time... it's all Parker's fault?
No.729042
>>729040
But that's not necessarily a "no Jason, don't stab him in the spine and make him a paraplegic," right?
>>729041
Moonman and I can't die, but that's kind of it. Arsenal's a genius.
No.729043
>>729041
That's my theory.
>>729042
No. Jason, do not stab in him the spine and make him a paraplegic. Please.
No.729044
>>729042
Huh. Guess I'm the odd man out.
>
You sure Marc doesn't have powers? Could've sworn people saw him hold up a whole building once.
>>729043
I'd buy it. People already blame him for pretty much everything else.
No.729045
>>729043
Aww, shucks...
>mumbled "never get to have any fun"
>>729044
He did? Shit, never told me.
No.729046
>>729044
If he's going to blame himself for everything anyways, why not tack a few more things on him?
>>729045
Thank you. Of all the guys you want to stab, I'm asking for just one to not be.
No.729047
>>729045
Must've been some kinda trick or somethin'. He's strong, but he ain't that strong.
>>729046
Pete's gonna have a nervous breakdown every couple a' hours at the rate he's going.
>shrugs
Not like there's anything I can do 'bout it.
No.729048
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>>729046
That's that then.
...I'm hungry for fried pickles now. Gotta satisfy these munchies.
>>729047
Huh... maybe he's got some kinda strength boosting tech.
No.729049
>>729047
He can handle it I'm sure
>>729048
>suddenly costumed
I'm on it
>flips out the window
No.729050
>>729048
Knowing him? Probably. The guy doesn't get nearly enough credit.
>>729049
It's Parker. He can barely deal with leaving his wallet at home.
No.729051
>>729049
Sweet.
>>729050
Right... so Marc and I are starting small, assimilating street gangs, arming'em better than the competition. We're aiming at Kingpin. Or at least a body double.
No.729052
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>wheels in a crate of assorted sex toys
STOP. SENDING. THESE.
No.729054
>>729053
Seriously. Couldn't you just send these to Lex Luthor or Bane? It would probably be funnier
No.729055
>>729054
But why would I do that, replacement?
No.729056
>>729051
Right... Not sure how much help I'll be there. Fisk's got ties to the Hand. They've got some kinda magic that can control the Ghost Rider. I'll do what I can, but I might have to sit out the final showdown.
No.729057
>>729055
...because you've sent me six crates of sex toys. Either you still think its funny, or you've just run out of ideas.
No.729058
>>729056
Sheesh... those ninjas?
>>729057
>
No.729059
>>729058
....you've just been outsourcing your pranks to Roy haven't you?
No.729060
>>729059
Pretty much. Busy with other stuff.
The itching powder in the dunk tank at Birdboy's birthday though? That was me.
No.729061
>>729058
Yeah. But other than the fact that they can stop me, they shouldn't be that much of a problem. Moonman's been able to fight 'em off even without his equipment.
No.729062
>>729060
NO? REALLY? I thought I'd really have to challenge my detective skills on that one!
Ass.
No.729063
>>729061
We'll have no problems then.
>>729062
It could've been Damian.
>
No, Dick's the ass. I'm the fists.
No.729064
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>>729063
Damian was too busy flirting.
That kid is going to get somebody teen pregnant and it is going to go poorly
No.729065
>>729064
Christ. Don't even gimme that shit.
You checked that forum he was bitching about? They think he's my kid 'cause of the Lazarus bullshit.
How the hell did they find out I even fucked Tali-...you didn't.
No.729066
>>729063
'Course you won't. You and Marc are pretty much pros at this sorta stuff.
No.729067
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>>729065
Oh I'm sorry? Did you not want that shared with everyone?
Sort of like how I asked you stop sending hookers to my dad's gravestone on father's day?
No.729068
>>729066
Damn right. Got Batman to thank.
>
Not this Batman.
>muh
>Earth
>51
>>729067
I'm sorry, all I heard was "please flay me alive, Jay."
I'd be too happy to oblige!
No.729069
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>>729068
You always go to knifing me. Can't take the heat? I mean, you're good at giving the guff, but the great Jason Todd can't take any?
No.729070
>>729069
'MERE!
>cue cartoony fight cloud
No.729071
>>729068
Ya had to get this idea from somewhere, I guess.
>leans up against the wall
Shit, first Moonman goes off and has a kid, next he gets involved with organized crime. Can't say I saw any of this comin'.
No.729072
>>729070
A fight Jay? C'mon.
is this still because I ate the last beef and cheddar hot pocket?
No.729073
>>729071
>Angry Red Hood in progress
>please call back soon
>>729072
>
I was saving that for the ride back, you useless brain in a jar!
No.729074
>>729073
YOU DIDN'T PUT YOUR NAME ON IT! ALFRED BOUGHT THOSE HOT POCKETS FOR EVERYONE!
No.729075
>>729073
>oh
>oh things are happening
>where'd I put my bike
No.729076
>>729074
I CARVED MY INITIALS, OR IS "J T" STANDING FOR "JUST TAKE!"
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUCKING DETECTIVE ONE!
>>729075
>WAKE ME UP
No.729077
>>729076
>yeah, I'm just gonna
>FWOOSH
>commence getting the fuck out of dodge
No.729078
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>>729076
There weren't any initials carved into the one I ate. It was still in its original packaging.
...holy shit I think Bruce ate it...I saw him eating a hot pocket earlier that day. He told me not to tell you. I thought it was just because he didn't want people knowing he liked Hot Pockets
No.729079
>>729078
>
>
>
>we have achieved tranquil fury
Bruce is a dead man.
No.729080
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>>729079
I can't believe he let me take the heat for that for so long.
Goddammit Bruce!
No.729081
>>729080
Hear me out, okay.
We get even. We never breathe a word of it to Damian.
No.729082
>>729081
We'll need to distract him. If he see's the two of us getting along, it will tip him off that we're up to something.
We may need to frame Dick for murder. Then Damian will be all gung ho on getting Dick out of prison.
No....that's a terrible idea. Then Dick will be out to get us.
No.729083
>>729082
I'll pay a guy to pay a guy to pay a guy to send Dick on a long goose chase, then kill the guys who got paid so nobody can link it back to me. Damian will chase him around to not get shown up.
No.729084
>>729082
>>729083
Guys....I'm right here.
No.729085
>>729083
That just might-
>>729084
Erm....uh....HI DICK!
No.729086
>>729084
>...
>...
>...
DOGPILE!
>>729085
Way to act smooth, dork!
No.729089
You guys aren't bad, just hungry, huh?
>CAW
People just don't get you. So you don't have much, and you're a little smelly. You're still pe-ah, birds.
>CAW
Okay fuck calm down
No.729090
>>729089
Feeding a murder of crows in a swamp.
A runaway.
>would anyone miss this one if I needed a test subject...
No.729092
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>>729090
...a murder?
>bad omen bad omen
>slams the door shut hurriedly
Don't worry, I'm not beggin'.
No.729093
>>729092
A murder. A group of crows. Ominous enough when crows are themselves bad signs, superstition-wise.
I don't have anything to offer anyway.
>typing resumes
No.729094
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>>729093
Kinda thought that was just hokum, but even I can't argue against that kind of gang name.
...you seem busy, I'm just gomma shuddup now.
No.729095
>>729094
How far are you from home, kid.
No.729096
>>729095
...
>do I call Chris Hansen
Couple hours. Why?
No.729097
>>729096
>ironic, the lewd shota feeling threatened
Hmm.
>I could use this kid
How would you like a job.
No.729099
>>729098
Your show is still fucked up.
>>729097
>despair, but also an erection
Really? Hell yes, anything is better than being in the City Wok Child Labor Force!
>eager grin
What do you need me to do, lady?
No.729100
>>729099
save me from the Predator!
No.729101
>>729098
Why don't you have a seat over there?
>>729099
I'm in need of a...
>test subject
>guinea pig
lab assistant. I'm a scientist.
My name's Fumi Kanno. Just call me Kanno.
No.729102
>>729101
I can't, the Predator has all the seats
No.729103
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>>729100
...but don't you have to catch him?
>>729101
Kanno, mm'kay. I'm Kenny. Dunno if I'll be much help though, I only got Cs in science.
No.729104
>>729102
Yautja huh.
>>729103
Oh don't worry about that. Even a trained monkey can do what I'm asking for.
No.729105
>>729103
I tried, it was too quick for me
>>729104
yes, he's an asshole
No.729106
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>>729105
What? You and your crew work like lightning, how'd you let a pedo get away?
>>729104
>I'm gonna be in pain, huh
>...worth it for the cash
>Karen could use some new dolls
I'm your man, then. Or I guess your monkey.
No.729107
>>729106
nnnnnot that kind of Predator...also all my team is dead
No.729108
>>729105
Call the red guy.
>>729106
Jenny, right.
>Kanno's terrible with names
Kind of girly for a boy, but whatever.
No.729109
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>>729107
...grim.
>>729108
>pouts
You mean Kenny.
>I'm only Jenny with the wig on
No.729110
>>729109
Lemmy? Like the guy who died?
No.729111
>>729108
>>729109
>he tried to catch a Predator
>but the Predator caught him
No.729112
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>>729110
Come ooon, it's Kenny. You can't forget a name attached to a handsome mug like mine.
>motions to his dirty little face
>>729111
OH SHIT
No.729113
>This is probably the longest time I've spent out of costume in a while.
>So why'd I still come back here?
>Because I told you to.
>...Better question: Why'd I listen?
>Because you don't have a choice.
No.729114
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>eating fried pickles
where'd everyone go?
No.729115
>calmly scrolling through a datapad
Do you think they'd mind waiting one more weekend? They probably aren't even halfway here anyways.
>pewpewBOOMpew
>"Sir, we're-- We're taking fire, is now the time?"
Definitely one more weekend. When you factor in the ambiguous hyperspace routes around here, it's roughly a two week journey from the core worlds.
>"AAT inbound! Take cover!"
Well, maybe not. I'll just mark this down "Eventually".
No.729116
Good morning lovely people of /legion/. I hope you have a nice day/evening.