No.729118
>flipping through an old Playboy
The quality in articles really has changed throughout the years.
No.729119
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>>729118
Boss!
>salute
This Musashi, reporting in. Nagato is still changing out of her swimsuit.
No.729120
>>729119
>folding the magazine away
>overcoatspace woopwoop
Oh?
>guhuhu
What is it, Musashi?
No.729121
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>>729120
The rest of us fleetgirls completed our break, we're getting a...
>pulls a clipboard out from the cleavage dimension
shipment of bauxite.
No.729122
>>729121
I see. Good. Our supplies have been a little too finite for my liking, the metallic archaea fog has required better storage methods.
Tell me, what do you think of our operation.
No.729123
>>729122
Eh? Well, the Abyssals are done, nobody thought we could pull that off. That's great, this Musashi supports you wholeheartedly in whatever else you need us for.
But Nagato is the one whose support means the most, ne?
>wink
No.729124
>>729123
I hope she's satisfied with my commands.
Remain here with me in the meantime, Musashi.
No.729125
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>>729124
Bodyguarding the Boss! You backed the right battleship, nothing gets past while this Musashi stands!
No.729126
>>729125
Hah. I know your reputation. Only my most loyal mercenaries in the past are anywhere near your level.
In the past I had a pair of cyborgs, impervious to all but rockets.
Your zealousness is beautiful.
No.729127
>>729126
>[wahahas externally]
This Musashi won't fail easily. I have a reputation to uphold.
What're we doing here anyway, Boss?
No.729128
>>729127
I got bored from sitting around in motherbase those past few weeks. These old bones need to stay in motion, eh?
No.729129
>>729128
You're hiding from Tatsuta, aren't you?
No.729130
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>>729129
N-no. Why would you ever think that?
>[sweating]
No.729131
>>729130
But that's what Akashi said.
No.729133
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No.729135
>>729134
U-um...
>scared: maybe
No.729137
>>729136
I-I'm sorry! This Musashi doesn't know what Akashi was talking about, hahaha!
No.729139
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>>729138
Phew... you're scary sometimes Boss.
No.729140
>>729139
Hahaha, ohhh Musashi... I'm only scary when I need to be.
No.729141
>>729140
B-but what was necessary about that?
No.729142
>>729141
Well you see, a commander can't be afraid of his subordinate. That's just silly!
>[sweating internally]
No.729143
>>729142
>pfft
O-of course, we need a fearless leader.
No.729144
>>729143
Nonsense. There's no such thing as a man without fear. It makes you less of a person, look at that Scarecrow fellow.
No.729145
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>>729144
Then what happens when you're scared, Boss?
No.729146
>>729145
I take my terror and turn it in on itself, burn my dread to fuel my advance. Whether it be to fight or to flee.
>i.e. run the fuck away from Tatsuta
There isn't much that can shake your Boss here, but it isn't impossible.
No.729147
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>>729146
So you're not too different from us.
No.729148
>>729147
That's exactly right: I was made to fight, I am a gun.
Or, I was in the past. A gun can't lead other guns. There has to be someone pulling the trigger.
I am now that person.
No.729149
>>729148
Gah, that just reminds this Musashi of the nonsense those British fleetgirls were talking about you.
Prissy idiots, it's like they weren't on Crossroads with us.
>
...Wait, they weren't.
No.729150
>>729149
...Neither were you. I was there for the Bikini Atoll tests. I was irradiated by the bombs. Of all my fleetgirls, Nagato was the only one there. And at the time, shipgirls weren't a thing. It was the original World War II battleship.
No.729151
>>729150
>gkkt
Y-yeah... Nagato and Prinz Eugen.
No.729152
>>729151
I may be too hard on Prinz, but she's a bigger loudmouth than a drunk Bismarck... though I suppose not nearly as much as Junyou on the daily.
I should apologize sometime.
No.729153
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>>729152
Bismarck would like that.
No.729154
>>729153
I did upset her, didn't I...
No.729155
>>729154
Less upset, more worried into drinking to compete with Junyou.
No.729156
>>729155
A critical failure on my part... I'll own up to that.
>stage 4: regret
No.729157
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>>729156
What a good leader would do!
No.729158
>>729157
It shouldn't have happened to begin with. The stress of fighting an infinite enemy was getting to me... if it wasn't for Prinz we wouldn't have found the Iron Bottom and destroyed it.
No.729159
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>>729158
We get carried away too, Boss. Re especially.
No.729160
>>729159
I'm aware. I have a better grip now.
No.729161
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>>729160
Then what's the problem, ne?
No.729162
>>729161
Ah... you're right. There is no problem.
No.729163
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>>729162
Yeah! See, it's all okay.
No.729164
>>729163
Of course, Musashi.
No.729165
>>729164
It sure is quiet.
No.729166
>>729165
Isn't it? It's rather nice.
No.729167
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>>729166
But it's quiet, what's good about quiet?
No.729168
>>729167
She's a wonderful girl.
>
Oh, you mean the lack of noise, not the sniper.
It's good for relaxing.
>Walkman: on
No.729170
>>729169
>shrug
To each their own.
No.729171
>>729170
Ehh... Yamato's probably being fawned over on base too.
No.729172
>>729171
She is a popular one.
No.729173
>>729172
She should be safe.
Fine, then this Musashi will relax too, until it's time to do something.
No.729174
>>729173
That's the spirit. I doubt something will happen soon anyhow.
No.729175
>
>disguise level: Clark Kent
No.729177
>>729176
>UH
>nervous whistling
No.729178
>>729177
Don't I knoooow you from somewhere?
>
No.729179
>>729178
Uh... I don't think so?
No.729180
>>729179
Oh. Carry on.
>Boss please
>don't go senile just yet
No.729181
>>729180
...Wait, that actually worked?
>just kinda
>lifts the hat off of his head
>IT'S ME, AUSTIN BOSS!
No.729182
>>729181
...I was expecting that to be a facecamo mask.
Oh well, I was fooled regardless.
No.729183
>>729182
>smiles
Huh. Wonder if this would work on anyone else...
No.729184
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>>729183
Of course. If you can fool me, you can fool anyone!
>cover that damaged pride, Boss
>cover it good
No.729185
>>729184
>damaged pride, you say?
>I happen to be an expert on this subject
...You alright, Boss?
No.729186
>>729185
Eh, fine? Of course, of course.
>aaaaaa I'm getting oooooooold
No.729187
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>>729186
You sure? 'Cause I wasn't trying to make you look bad. I just wanted to see if that'd actually work.
No.729188
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>>729187
It's fine, Bucky. Honestly.
Are you waiting for Steve?
No.729189
>>729188
Not this time. Just figured I'd follow you over here since there isn't much going on back at Outer Heaven.
No.729190
>>729189
I'm just giving Tatsuta time to lose interest in a particular... point she wants to discuss with me.
>as in, running the fuuuuuck away
No.729191
>>729190
>blink
...So she wants to stab you.
No.729193
>>729192
If it makes you feel any better, I've been there too. How'd you make her angry, anyway?
No.729194
>>729193
Tenryuu and I were joking around and I mentioned the odds of her getting remodeled a second time are low.
Akashi failed to let me know that was a... sensitive issue. So she ran off to complain to Tatsuta.
The next day I found naginata marks on my door.
I'm AWOL from my own base, how embarrassing...
No.729195
>>729194
Sheesh. There's being protective, and then there's... that.
>
So how long do you think it'll take Tatsuta to calm down?
No.729196
>>729195
I've given her three days. Let's hope that's enough, eh?
No.729197
No.729198
>>729196
Seems like it should be.
>scratches his head
To tell you the truth, Tatsuta's one of the reasons I try to avoid asking the shipgirls anything even remotely personal. Especially Tenryuu.
No.729199
>>729198
I can assure you she only goes to such lengths for Tenryuu.
No.729200
>>729199
Yeah, I know that now. But I've been hanging around the shipgirls since before you took over as their admiral. Asking the wrong questions and pissing one of 'em off wasn't really a mistake I could afford to make then. So I tiptoed around things.
>
...Which probably means I've given all the girls the impression that I'm socially awkward.
No.729201
>>729200
I really should try to keep up with Akashi and Nagato to avoid further transgressions.
No.729202
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>>729201
That'd be a smart move. Last thing we want to do is start fights with each other.
No.729203
>>729202
Have you met the new one? Graf Zeppelin?
It's incredible how difficult it is to tell the Kriegsmariners apart...
No.729204
>>729203
Yeah, but I can usually catch on to them pretty quickly. Nine times out of ten, the shipgirls from Germany start off not liking me at all.
>holds up the Cap shield
For obvious reasons.
No.729205
>>729204
I understand. Luckily in my Outer Heaven, all personnel renounce their nationalities and citizenship.
No.729206
>>729205
True, but it still takes a while for some people to adjust to treating me as a friend instead of the enemy.
>shrugs
They get over it quick enough.
No.729207
>>729206
It helps being on equal terms.
Amazing how empty it is. Maybe people have moved on.
No.729208
>>729207
You really think people finally decided to abandon this place?
No.729209
>>729208
Look around you. Let your eyes be your guide.
No.729210
>>729209
>Bucky, what do your soldier eyes see
>jack shit, that's what
...Huh. Guess you're right.
No.729211
>>729210
You know what this means?
>
Free real estate.
>Booooooooss
No.729212
>>729211
>chuckles
So we're taking over?
No.729214
>>729213
>Boss
>Boss this has to stop
That's fine with me. Better than letting the place fall apart.
No.729215
>>729214
>Boss holy shit stop
This place self-repairs too, think of all the things we can do with it!
No.729216
>sitting on the bombed-out hull of a repulsor tank
>it's still glowing with embers
It's a good thing I've already moved in.
No.729217
>>729215
>AAAAAAAA
Yeah... the possibilities are endless, right?
>>729216
...You sure you should be sitting on that thing?
No.729218
>>729216
What on Earth happened, Fordo?
>
That tank, is anything salvageable?
>>729217
It can hold our metallic archaea canisters without rusting.
No.729219
>>729217
It's fine, just a little warm. The ammunition burnt out hours ago.
>firecracker-like noises coming from inside
Don't quote me on that.
>>729218
Five O'Clock Clanker came a little late last night. It's been handled.
Nothing I'd want to use or don't already have, sir.
No.729220
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>>729218
We're not just gonna turn this place into a storage shed, are we?
>>729219
If you say so. Don't blame me if it blows up.
No.729221
>>729219
You're not too wounded, are you. Should get patched up, son.
>>729220
Of course not. That's just a single practical use.
No.729222
>>729220
Why would I? You didn't disable this one.
>hops off not a moment too soon
>dusts himself off
So what brings you two here?
>>729221
It's nothing, sir. Shell fragment must have gotten through the shields.
No.729223
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>>729221
Just checking.
>looks around
...Y'know, Boss, you just gave me an idea.
>>729222
Boss is trying not to get stabbed. I just tagged along.
No.729224
>>729222
Mm... if you say so.
>>729223
Oh?
No.729225
>>729223
Stabbed?
>
>visor glint
Is this a legitimate security issue that needs addressing?
There's a new weapons system I've been wanting to try out.
>>729224
Are there any new standing orders?
No.729226
>>729224
Maybe Akashi could figure out why this place self-repairs and reverse-engineer a way for the shipgirls to do the same. I've got no clue if that's actually possible... but it might be worth a shot.
>imagine, Boss
>battleships with healing factors
>>729225
Don't think so. Boss just accidentally made one of the shipgirls angry.
No.729227
>>729225
We're currently on high alert. Kaz has informed me of a mysterious case of personnel going missing and found later on... forcibly converted into android killing machines.
We've dubbed them "snatchers".
Does that fancy helmet have some type of X-ray mode?
>
Err... don't mind the stabbing bit. I may have unintentionally drawn Light Cruiser Tatsuta's ire.
It'll pass, I'm sure.
>>729226
>[!]
Bucky you're brilliant!
No.729228
>>729226
You see, I was going to take a couple of the reciprocating quad-blasters and mount them on the side of our gunshi--
>oh
Well, uh, I'm sure you guys can handle that.
>that doesn't sound very loyal
>>729227
They're just disappearing? Nothing on the security footage?
>flips down his electrobinoculars
I've got sensors in the back of my head. Nothing gets past me. Nothing physical, at least.
No.729229
>>729227
>smiles
I have my moments.
>>729228
Well, if by "handle" you mean "play the waiting game", then yeah.
No.729230
>>729228
>Tatsuta's scary, yo
Nothing. We're thinking whatever is doing this has some advanced cloaking device.
I leave it to you then. We can't keep losing good men and women like this.
Luckily the shipgirls are immune.
>>729229
We can make them better, this is a great idea. Akashi will be thrilled!
No.729231
>>729229
That's no fun. Have you tried, uh...
>searching through files
>what's that word again
Diplomacy?
>>729230
>hits a few buttons on his wristpad
>distant wumwumwumwumwum
I'll need whatever info you already have on the matter.
No.729232
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>>729230
I'm glad I could help out, Boss.
>>729231
Not to sound disrespectful, but reasoning with Tatsuta would be pretty difficult.
No.729233
>>729231
So far, at random periods at night, lone patrolmen get snatched. We've been pairing people up at night as a countermeasure, but I'd rather get to the heart of this matter.
That's all we have. It's vexing.
>>729232
I'll radio her when she wakes up, for sure.
No.729234
>>729232
Must have taken a miracle to get her to follow orders in the first place.
>Reminds me of the Null-ARCs.
>grumble
Waiting it is, then. Good luck with her.
>>729233
>
Consider it done, sir. I'll try to keep collateral to a minimum.
>salutes
No.729235
No.729236
>>729233
Great. Don't forget to tell her it was my idea.
>cheeky grin
We're really going all out, aren't we? Only way I could see Outer Heaven becoming any more unstoppable is if we re-created the Super-Soldier serum.
>>729234
Thanks. We'll probably need it.
No.729237
>>729234
Tatsuta was borderline uncontrollable until we recovered Tenryuu. The pair are vital for each other to function.
>counter-salute
Godspeed, my friend.
>>729236
In my day, people were obsessed enough with supersoldiers. They did clone me three times.
...But that's not a bad idea.
No.729238
>>729236
>>729237
>grips the side of the sliding door and hooks in
I hope she's worth all the trouble in the end.
>nyooom
No.729239
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>>729237
SHIELD's been trying to figure it out for years. You wouldn't believe how many blood samples they've gotten Steve to hand over. But with everything we've got going for us, we've probably got the best shot at replicating the formula out of anyone on the planet.
>>729238
You and me both, Fordo.
No.729240
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>>729238
Even if she isn't, I've seen too many broken comrades to turn a blind eye.
>>729239
We would need the good Captain's permission.
No.729241
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>>729240
That might not be so easy. Steve may not be okay with giving a whole army the serum.
No.729242
>>729241
I'd be surprised if he was. The alternative is to break into SHIELD and take supplies from them.
I'd rather step on toes as a last resort for vital processes. Super-Soldier Serum isn't that dire.
No.729243
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>>729242
...Technically, we wouldn't need to break in. I've got a pretty high clearance level over at SHIELD.
No.729244
>>729243
Bucky, you'd... do that for me?
No.729245
>>729244
If we had to, yeah. 'Sides, someone's gonna crack the code sooner or later. It'd be better for Big Boss have an army of super soldiers before someone like the Red Skull does.
No.729246
>>729245
You're right: that'd be catastrophic.
We'll... do it as a secret side project. Burn all evidence after the matter.
No.729247
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>>729246
Works for me.
>smiles
Wonder what I'd be able to pull off if I was as strong as Steve.
No.729248
>>729247
With an army of men like Steve Rogers, there really would be very little to stand before us as we safeguard the world.
No.729249
>>729248
Exactly. We've just gotta be careful about who we give the serum to.
No.729250
>>729249
What are the criteria? I'll have to screen my men.
No.729251
>>729250
I'm not sure if there are any special requirements. Steve managed to survive the process just fine, and he wasn't anywhere close to healthy beforehand.
No.729252
>>729251
Then we should have no issues, loyalty not-withstanding. My men would sooner die than betray me willingly.
No.729253
>>729252
Even if they won't betray you, we probably shouldn't go overboard with trying to re-create the formula. People did make a formula even better than the original once. It's what gave the Sentry his powers.
No.729254
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>>729253
That's going far beyond the realm of men.
I don't want to play god, or make a god out of a man.
No.729255
>>729254
That's reassuring. We're already pushing our luck as it is.
No.729256
>>729255
Nothing good can come from that. Too much power corrupts the mind.
No.729257
>>729256
>nods
Not like we'll need that much power to accomplish our goal, anyway.
No.729258
>>729257
You're right. We're already well on our way.
No.729259
>do you hear that?
>it's the sound of...pistol spinning
No.729260
>>729258
Yeah. All the people going missing is kinda worrying, though.
>>729259
>oh I hear it alright
No.729261
>>729259
>wait for it
>waaaaait for iiiiiiit
I hear something... pretty good.
>>729260
Incredibly. But there isn't much we can do about that, is there.
No.729262
>>729260
>walks in
Well that was some well deserved spying right there.
>>729261
>hand motions
Must be listening to yourself, then.
Because you're...pretty good.
No.729263
>>729261
Not unless Fordo finds out anything.
>
Wonder why they haven't tried to come after me...
>>729262
Spying? So you've been there the whole time?
No.729264
>>729262
Hah. That's my Shalashaska.
>>729263
Let's not push your luck.
No.729265
>>729263
Not here...for too long.
I was in Russia, seeing what I could gather from "friends" I have there.
>>729264
It's to be expected.
>finally holsters the gun
I tell ya, that Russia is one step away from becoming another Soviet Union from what I've been hearing.
No.729266
>>729264
Wait... didn't you have a tracking device put into my arm a few days after I joined up? Maybe they know I'd leave a trail.
>>729265
Russia, huh...
>go away, bad memories
Find out anything interesting?
No.729267
>>729265
Again? Fill me in on what's going on over there.
>>729266
Of course, if we implant everyone with GPS chips then... oh, it'd be time-consuming and expensive.
No.729268
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>>729266
Would you be surprised to hear that Putin is also insane behind the scenes?
>>729267
Well they're still relying on those nukes of theirs. It seems they aren't even getting rid of them.
Maybe even adding more of them to their already large collection.
No.729269
>>729267
We can't keep track of every soldier on Outer Heaven, but what if we implanted someone with a GPS chip, and used them to bait out whoever's doing this? We might be able to rescue some of the people we're losing.
>>729268
Not really. He's always seemed like he's been hiding something.
No.729270
>>729268
Ignoring the SALT? I don't like it... keep a close eye on the Russians, I'll send someone to oversee the American government from the shadows.
>>729269
But who to use as bait...
No.729271
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>>729269
Well he's not really hiding anything...from what I know so far.
He could be, but nobody around him is telling me anything.
>>729270
I will. I just hope we don't have another Volgin anytime soon...
No.729272
>>729270
They may already know about my tracking device, but if they don't, I could do it.
>>729271
Makes sense. Putin's not above killing people who say too much.
No.729273
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>>729271
That would be annoying as hell.
>>729272
Collaborate with Fordo.
No.729274
>>729272
That and I think people are finally starting to realize, "Hey maybe I can't trust this guy,"
>>729273
I won't let it happen...
If I see someone like him, leave it to me. Won't last long...
No.729275
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>>729273
>nod
Got it. Hopefully we can get to the bottom of this fairly quickly.
>>729274
Huh. Took 'em long enough.
No.729276
>>729274
I'll let you handle that potential outcome.
>>729275
I would like that.
And Bucky... if you see someone who's... too far gone...
No.729277
>>729275
Yes it did.
I'm surprised with how long it took as well...
I'll find a way past their suspicions, though.
>>729276
Good. You couldn't have chosen a better person...
No.729278
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>>729276
>frowns
I'll do what I have to.
>>729277
Careful. The Russians don't mess around when it comes to keeping secrets. Nobody knew I was the Winter Soldier for decades.
No.729279
>>729277
I trust you won't drag it out too long.
>>729278
Don't let them suffer.
No.729280
>>729278
You think I don't know?
I was part of the Soviets myself until I met Big Boss.
>>729279
Not anymore. I don't have the time that I used to have.
No.729281
File: 1453236515459.png (333.67 KB, 686x887, 686:887, Brace yourselves, winter i….png)
>>729279
I was trained to kill people quickly, not torture them. They won't feel much.
>>729280
Fair enough. Just don't trust anyone too much.
No.729282
>>729280
Good... the last thing we need is another superpowered psycho with a revenge boner for me.
>>729281
I'm glad.
...This silence is making me uneasy now.
No.729283
>>729281
I only trust the people of Outer Heaven.
>>729282
I still wonder how he got those electric powers.
No.729284
File: 1453236907628.jpg (171.6 KB, 744x1074, 124:179, Some men just want to watc….jpg)
>>729282
Same here. Guess this place being abandoned isn't so great after all.
>>729283
That's a good attitude to have. Hardly anyone's honest these days.
No.729285
File: 1453236990793.jpg (134.21 KB, 821x972, 821:972, BIG_BOSS_sketch_by_finalad….jpg)
>>729283
Maybe the same way The End got photosynthesis... parasites. The One That Covers.
>>729284
It's still usable.
No.729286
>>729284
Not just these days...any days.
People have been lying to get ahead before recorded history!
But only few have mastered it.
>>729285
It's always parasites! At least it used to be.
No.729287
>>729285
Of course it is. Still feels... empty.
>>729286
Maybe I didn't hang around with enough liars during the war. Seems like things were different back then.
No.729288
>>729286
Now it's all nanomachines that achieve the same effect.
>>729287
We'll have to do something about that.
No.729289
>>729287
You only think that, but they weren't.
>>729288
What'd happen if we...combined them?
No.729290
>>729288
Got any ideas, Boss?
>>729289
Guess I've just got a serious case of tunnel vision.
No.729291
>>729289
Parasitic nanomachines...?
>>729290
We could station some shipgirls here in the meantime.
No.729292
>>729290
Don't worry about it. You didn't have anyway to know about it.
>>729291
Yes!
No.729293
File: 1453238322409.jpg (70.47 KB, 600x827, 600:827, My Winter Soldier can't be….jpg)
>>729291
That'd work. Plus, if we're gonna store stuff here, somebody's gotta guard it.
>>729292
Not back then, but nowadays I've got no real excuse.
>chuckles
Guess I'm still a little out of touch.
No.729294
>>729292
Superpowers plus regeneration and bulletproof flesh... I'd reserve something like that for my most elite men. Even then I don't like the idea of playing with superpowers.
I'd only do it to even the odds if those costumed superheroes tried to stop our plan.
>>729293
I'll ask Nagato for volunteers.
No.729295
>>729293
Who can blame you?
>>729294
I'd be interested to see the results myself, but it could prove risky.
No.729296
File: 1453238858662.png (438.42 KB, 600x872, 75:109, Where did that cat come fr….png)
>>729294
Looks like we've got it all figured out, then.
>>729295
Pretty much every Avenger that isn't Cap. Not like it's my fault the world moved on without me.
No.729297
>>729295
I'll have the boys... look into it.
>
Under the highest restrictions. You, Kaz and Venom showed me just how horrifying an outbreak of vocal cord parasites can be...
>>729296
Just about. All that's left is a response.
No.729298
>>729296
Yes, but things remain the same as ever!
>>729297
Of course. Those nasty things could kill us all!
The nanomachines will hopefully take away the more negative effects.
No.729299
>>729297
>shrugs
I don't mind the wait.
>>729298
Depending on how you look at things, yeah. At least it was easy for me to adjust.
No.729300
>>729298
We'd have to program the nanomachines to prevent the parasites from maturing and latching onto the vocal cords, or reprogram them to a language our men don't use.
>>729299
>
...
...
...
Nothing. She's probably worked herself to sleep. Poor girl.
No.729301
>>729299
Good, good. Wouldn't want you to feel out of place.
>>729300
Either one would work. But I think the first is less risky.
No.729302
>>729301
Then again, the power-granting parasite doesn't latch to the vocal cords... The "one that covers" replaces the epidermis... it's extremely dangerous.
No.729303
File: 1453239999588.jpg (730.96 KB, 1460x1030, 146:103, Trenchcoats and sunglasses.jpg)
>>729302
So either way we must be careful?
Can do.
No.729304
>>729300
She pushes herself way too hard sometimes.
>
Then again, I don't really have room to judge.
>>729301
Everybody's gotta fit in somewhere, I guess.
No.729305
>>729303
We need better medical facilities to even attempt it. And whoever we modify will be out of active duty for almost a year for the parasites to grow and acclimate to the host.
>>729304
She pushes herself much too hard all the time. I should order her to take a break before she works herself into a coma.
I'd know, I've been in too many comas in my life.
No.729306
File: 1453240247960.jpg (163.47 KB, 850x951, 850:951, More than enough to kill a….jpg)
>>729304
And you found your place at Outer Heaven! Just as myself and the Boss has.
>>729305
To fund better medical facilities, we'll need to cut the funds for another department.
But what?
No.729307
>>729305
>blink
Isn't anything above zero comas "too many?"
>>729306
Yeeep. Everything's worked out.
No.729308
>>729306
R&D's off limits. Intel too. That leaves the Mess Hall and Combat Unit.
We're losing units anyways if we're actually doing this. We can cut funding to the CU temporarily. Just have to make do with what we have right now, which... isn't too bad.
>>729307
Try four.
No.729309
>>729307
And that is why Outer Heaven needed to exist!
>>729308
Our combat unit is good enough for now, of course.
Cutting the mess hall wouldn't work since our men need food.
So Combat Unit it is!
No.729310
>>729308
Jesus... it's a miracle you were able to wake up from all four.
>>729309
>nod
A lot of people wouldn't have any place to go if it didn't. I'd rather not wind up homeless.
No.729311
>>729309
That's that. Now... on the next order of business: we're making a basketball game. Our men against the shipgirls.
It doesn't sound fair at first, but despite their superior physical skills, our men are far more coordinated.
>>729310
Nothing short of one.
It seems that Boss' blessing still holds.
No.729312
>>729310
And I helped bring it back after it fell with it's rightful leader. Took a long time...but it was worth it.
>>729311
I'll have you know I'm excellent at that game.
>
No.729313
File: 1453241421264.jpg (195.55 KB, 672x988, 168:247, What is it with Bucky and ….jpg)
>>729311
Guess so. We've all got some luck on our side when you really think about it.
>>729312
Sure it was. We've all got a home now.
No.729314
>>729312
He can dunk... you can dunk!
>>729313
Oh, absolutely. Our fortune is what keeps us going when skill fails us.
No.729315
>>729313
No man should be without one.
>>729314
Those shipgirls will never see what hit 'em, Boss! Never!
No.729316
File: 1453241841539.png (594.83 KB, 1024x1185, 1024:1185, Get the shotguns, boys.png)
>>729314
Guess fate always had something big planned for us. Otherwise I'd still be in the English Channel right now.
>>729315
>nods
So... you play basketball?
No.729317
No.729318
>>729315
You and me, Adam. We'll sweep them ourselves.
>>729316
I'd still be a prisoner to the Patriots.
No.729319
>>729316
In my spare time.
>>729318
It will just be like old times! Except with more slam dunks!
No.729320
>>729318
Almost makes you wonder if the future's predetermined. Maybe I was meant to be the Winter Soldier.
>>729319
Huh... don't think I've ever really gotten a chance to play.
>looks at his robo-arm
Still, how hard can it be?
No.729321
>>729319
Old men, running the game...
>>729320
Buck. I want you with us in this game.
No.729322
File: 1453242318263.jpg (720.18 KB, 1280x1916, 320:479, More than a enough rounds ….jpg)
>>729320
It's easy once you get into it!
>>729321
We may be old, but we've still got it!
No.729323
File: 1453242554246.png (779.77 KB, 634x894, 317:447, Time to assassinate people….png)
>>729321
Sure. Sounds like fun.
>>729322
I'll go ahead and take your word on that, Ocelot.
No.729324
File: 1453242679797.jpg (105.23 KB, 500x333, 500:333, Caipirinha_Dance_Big_Boss_….jpg)
>>729322
Of course. No whippersnapper's going to take me by surprise!
>
Oh, the shipgirls are as old as I am...
>>729323
Excellent! This'll be a great teamwork exercise.
No.729325
>>729323
Truuuuuust me.
>>729324
Huh...never thought about it like that.
They still act like they're older than us!
No.729326
>>729324
It almost feels weird to do something as normal as playing basketball after everything we've been through.
>
Not that I'm complaining.
>>729325
Alright, alright! I trust you.
No.729327
>>729325
I watched Nagato and Prinz-Eugen get nuked in Operation Crossroads myself. It's what sterilized me, changed my future. I could never be a father.
>>729326
We've got to keep things running in a non-monotonous way, eh?
No.729328
>>729326
Here I'll just...
>drags a basketball hoop in
>gives him a basketball
>>729327
Well you are now! In a way...
No.729329
>>729327
Basketball seems as good of a solution as any.
>>729328
>uh
>picks up the basketball
Okay...
>tosses it through the hoop almost perfectly.
>thanks robo-arm
Huh. You weren't kidding when you said it was easy.
No.729330
>>729328
But am I really? I never felt that kind of connection to my own progeny.
My men are my family, but it doesn't feel right to call them my sons.
>>729329
>watchan the toss
You. You'll be our three-point star. Ocelot and I will focus on dunks.
No.729331
>>729329
You just have an advantages of a robot arm.
Don't worry.
>
Me too.
>>729330
Never too late to go back.
Except for Eli. Fuck that little shit.
Glad I manipulated him.
No.729332
File: 1453243946030.png (216.01 KB, 768x724, 192:181, Does he just have that shi….png)
>>729330
Works for me. I'm the shortest out of the three of us, anyway.
>>729331
>grins
It's not cheating if everybody has an advantage, right?
No.729333
File: 1453244080150.jpg (175.34 KB, 850x819, 850:819, The most interesting merce….jpg)
>>729331
Aren't we all. That little brat was rotten from within since inception.
>>729332
Can yours fire out too?
>flexan ROCKETTO PAWNCH
No.729334
File: 1453244198711.jpg (61.53 KB, 593x613, 593:613, Ocelot is completely and t….jpg)
>>729332
Not at all.
>>729333
I had to deal with him for a looooong time!
And I hated it!
No.729335
>>729334
God almighty, you have the patience of a saint.
Or should I say, a triple agent.
No.729336
>>729333
Yeah, actually. Guess we've got something in common.
>>729334
This is shaping up to be a pretty interesting game already.
No.729337
>>729335
He became more tolerable as time went on...
I'm lying, he only got worse.
>>729336
Always.
No.729338
>>729336
I have a plan... I'll fill you in closer to game day.
>>729337
>smh tbqh fam
>puff
Christ... and the worst part is he's inherited my soldier genes. He just doesn't die.
No.729339
File: 1453245237467.png (335.35 KB, 515x785, 103:157, Domino masks are kind of p….png)
>>729337
Heh. I wonder how the shipgirls are gonna react to all of this.
>>729338
Don't see why you'd need to keep it a secret without any of the girls around, but alright.
No.729340
>>729338
That's Liquid for you.
Also I wish he'd put a damn shirt on! Not wearing a shirt is fine, but he does it all the time! All the time!
>>729339
I'm sure they'll react fine to it.
No.729341
>>729339
For fun, of course. Secrets are still fun, yes?
>>729340
In the arctic no less. I understand the appeal, I was naked a lot too, but there comes a point where it's too weird.
No.729342
File: 1453245618309.png (186.93 KB, 600x1081, 600:1081, IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME.png)
>>729341
He wore a jacket...without a shirt. A trenchcoat without a shirt!
When I hypnotized myself into believing I was Liquids, I too had my shirt off often!
It must be inherit.
No.729343
>>729340
Maybe. But I doubt they've ever done this before.
>>729341
>smile
Yeah, I guess they are. Not like our game plan is something I need to know right away either.
No.729344
>>729342
I'll own up to that. It feels good being topless.
>>729343
Right. I wonder if Nagato's coming up with her own strategy...
No.729345
>>729343
That makes it more exciting!
>>729344
It's so weird...
No.729346
>>729344
She already knows we're doing this?
>>729345
Shouldn't we be saving the excitement for when the game actually happens?
No.729347
>>729345
It's not that weird...
>>729346
Well of course, it wouldn't be fair to just challenge them out of the blue.
No.729348
File: 1453246265863.jpg (66.23 KB, 500x647, 500:647, SAHELAHSKHASHSHAHAKAHATAAA….jpg)
>>729346
This is more fun.
>>729347
Eh, I guess not!
It's not weird if you do it, Boss.
No.729349
>>729347
Good point. She's probably already thought of a strategy by now, too.
>>729348
>shrugs
Whatever works for you.
No.729350
>>729348
Hell, I beat the Shagohod naked.
>>729349
I wonder who her team is comprised of...
No.729351
>>729349
I wonder if revolvers could be used somehow...
>>729350
It must run in the family.
Solid too had ran around shirtless more than once.
No.729352
File: 1453247008538.png (350.22 KB, 652x870, 326:435, Mama, just killed a man, p….png)
>>729350
Could be anyone, really. We'll just have to wait and see.
No.729353
>>729351
That's my boy...
>
Well what do you know, I sound like a father.
>>729352
Knowing Nagato it'll be well-balanced.
No.729354
>>729351
In basketball? Now that's crazy talk.
>>729353
Wouldn't be much of a challenge if her team wasn't. Not like it really matters, though. Only goal is to have fun, right?
No.729355
>>729353
You must be so proud.
I can't blame you.
>>729354
I'll find a way!
No.729356
>>729354
Not just to have fun, but to have fun together.
>>729355
David always did get the better of me.
No.729357
>>729355
Who the hell uses a gun to play basketball?
>>729356
Good catch. I almost missed the most important detail.
No.729358
File: 1453247635853.png (322.16 KB, 500x499, 500:499, SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….png)
>>729356
David is a fine young boy. Even if I've tried to murder him for most of his natural life.
>>729357
I would if I found a way.
I'll need to make a bullet proof basketball, though...one that still bounces.
And I already know how.
No.729359
>>729357
No matter what, we'll try to give them a good show.
>>729358
So did I. But he killed Venom and I.
No.729360
>>729358
...Okay, I'll bite. How?
>>729359
Try?
>
It's like you forget who we are.
No.729361
>>729359
I was killed by FOXDIE.
>>729360
Nanomachines!
A nanomachine infused...basketball!
No.729362
>>729360
Wahahaha, this is going to be the greatest game of basketball to grace this planet!
>>729361
So was I. The second time.
No.729363
>>729361
...Of course. It's always nanomachines.
>>729362
Damn right it is.
No.729364
>>729363
>Duel of the Fates.mp3
>uh oh
No.729366
>>729363
You know, I think I'll bring David in too.
No.729367
>>729362
You've died a lot.
>>729363
Did you expect anything different?
No.729368
>>729365
So it's you, Bucky...
No.729369
>>729366
Good idea. Wouldn't want to be outnumbered.
>>729367
...Yeah, but I probably shouldn't have.
>>729368
Uh... what?
No.729370
>>729367
Technically only twice. Venom counts as a third time.
>>729369
We won't be.
No.729371
>>729369
>
>Jason
>Jay don't scare the WWII friend
>Jay has he even seen Star Wars?
No.729372
>>729369
Surprised you did.
>>729370
Twice is still more than most people.
No.729373
>>729370
Good. That wouldn't be fair either.
>>729371
>W H A T
>H
>A
>T
Jay, what the hell are you doing?
>>729372
It's either nanomachines, or something involving radiation. Every time.
No.729374
>>729372
Fair enough. Though I suppose Eli doesn't count.
>>729373
I'll be sure to find more men.
No.729375
>>729373
What about...irradiated nanomachines?!
Wait that's a terrible idea!
>>729374
Does Eli ever count?
No.729376
>>729373
I didn't want it to be this way, Buck!
>Jason he isn't playing along aaaaaa
No.729377
>>729374
>currently focused on the fact that there's a fucking lightsaber in the room
Yeah... you do that.
>>729375
There's no way that'd ever end well.
>>729376
>slowly understanding the reference
Is... is this a Star Wars joke?
No.729378
>>729375
No. No, Eli never counts.
>>729377
>hasn't noticed at all
>because Jay's in his blindside
You look worried.
No.729379
>>729377
>...
>...
>...
Well shit now it's not funny anymore.
No.729380
>>729377
I mean...it could.
Somehow.
I really doubt it. Maybe if we layer nanomachines on the irradiated nonomachines it'd block off the radiation...but then they wouldn't be so nano.
>>729378
Good.
No.729381
>>729378
Why shouldn't I be?!
>>729379
At... least I got the joke?
>nervous laugh
>>729380
Now you're just reaching.
No.729382
>>729380
What if we take Eli and shoot him out of REX's railgun?
>>729381
Eh?
No.729383
>>729381
>vmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ah well, spooked ya pretty good huh?
No.729384
>>729381
You're right...
Oh well.
>>729382
Do it!
No.729385
>>729382
...Oh right, you can't see him. Uh... turn a little to the right.
>>729383
I'll say. Where the hell did you get that thing?
>>729384
Hey, points for creativity, if nothing else.
No.729386
File: 1453250444259.jpg (74.22 KB, 900x543, 300:181, Big_Boss_vs_Solid_Snake_by….jpg)
>>729384
It'll be done.
>>729385
Hm-oh. Oh.
No.729388
>>729385
It'll work eventually...
>>729386
Eli won't live!
He'll come back, but hopefully he'll be lost at sea.
No.729389
>>729386
Yeah. That's why I freaked out.
>>729387
You're telling me people just sell lightsabers on the internet?
>>729388
You really think so?
No.729390
>>729388
It's perfect!
>>729389
You're fine now, right?
No.729391
>>729389
Yes. Ask Travis Touchdown-oh... he's gone.
>...
Yeah, you can buy pretty much anything on the internet.
No.729392
>>729389
When technology evolves!
>>729390
Absolutely perfect!
Another idea knocked out of the park, boss!
No.729393
>>729390
Yeah. I'll be alright.
>>729391
>blink
Damn. I need to use the internet more often.
>>729392
So you're saying irradiated nanomachines will actually become a thing somewhere down the line? I... almost want to believe you.
No.729394
>>729392
Now what we need is a good court...
>>729393
Laser swords, eh...
No.729395
>>729393
Yes. And by then they will be outdated since I'm sure radiation will have become inefficient by then.
>>729394
Where do we get one?
No.729397
>>729394
Yeah. Apparently you can just buy them now.
>>729395
Sheesh. Technology sure advances fast.
>>729396
I'm just surprised that there aren't more people running around with those.
>shakes his head
I shouldn't be questioning it.
No.729398
>>729395
No idea.
>>729397
...
>he's getting ideas
No.729399
>>729397
You can get all kindsa nutso shit online.
No.729400
>>729397
Especially now more than ever since the Patriots can no longer suppress technology.
>>729398
...
>thinking
>thinking
Beats me.
No.729401
>>729398
>this can only go well
Uh... Boss?
>>729399
Guess I'll have to see for myself whenever I have some free time.
>>729400
Uh-huh. Compared to the stuff that was around when I was a kid, I feel like I'm living in a sci-fi movie now.
No.729402
>>729400
Ocelot.
Shipgirls.
With laser swords.
>>729401
Do you hear me?
No.729403
>>729401
Yep.
>alarm blaring
Gotta go.
>bike modo
>vroom
No.729404
File: 1453252593080.jpg (46.14 KB, 589x404, 589:404, Your lack of bad accent di….jpg)
>>729401
Might as well be.
>>729402
Yes! Yes!
What about...laser pistols?
No.729405
>>729402
You're going to give them all laser swords?
>
...Actually, that would be interesting.
>>729403
Alright. See you around, Jason.
>>729404
Considering there are aliens landing here all the time now? Can't say you're wrong.
No.729406
>>729404
I like the sound of laser pistols.
>>729405
>
>he's excited
No.729407
File: 1453253042272.jpg (720.18 KB, 1280x1916, 320:479, More than a enough rounds ….jpg)
>>729405
That is weird, isn't it?
>>729406
We must get them.
No.729408
>>729406
>the excitement's contagious, yo
We're just having good ideas left and right today, aren't we?
No.729409
>>729407
And we will. I doubt they'll ever actually need sidearms but it never hurts to have a backup.
>>729408
The silence helps me think.
No.729410
>>729407
Not really. I've worked with someone from the Guardians of the Galaxy before. They were alright.
>>729409
>chuckles
There's another benefit to taking this place over.
No.729411
>>729409
Yes, yes...it'll be for them of course.
>>729410
Seems odd to me.
But I never thought I'd see aliens.
No.729412
File: 1453253767373.jpg (105.23 KB, 500x333, 500:333, Caipirinha_Dance_Big_Boss_….jpg)
>>729410
It's alllll coming up Big Boss.
>>729411
What about "six shots"?
No.729413
File: 1453254011042.jpg (70.47 KB, 600x827, 600:827, My Winter Soldier can't be….jpg)
>>729411
What, did you think they didn't exist?
>>729412
Yeeep. I'm not used to things going this smoothly, but today's been... good.
No.729414
>>729412
I'll still be using these ol' reliables but the laser pistols would be neat on standby.
That and I could limit them to just six shots to be at my a-game.
>>729413
A little.
No.729415
>>729413
It really is a nice change of pace.
>>729414
Hah. How many guns are you going to carry?
No.729416
File: 1453254305485.png (130.31 KB, 674x1070, 337:535, This is my rifle, this is ….png)
>>729414
Nothing's impossible. Experience has taught me that much.
>>729415
Yeah. Wonder if things'll stay this simple.
No.729417
>>729415
As many as I need to.
>>729416
There are somethings within the limits.
No.729418
>>729416
Of course not.
>>729417
Christ...
No.729419
File: 1453254583857.png (439.58 KB, 786x674, 393:337, Robo-limbs are always cool.png)
>>729417
Yeah? Like what?
>>729418
>laughs
Hey, a guy can dream, can't he?
No.729420
>>729418
Not to mention one for Kitty Kitty Bang Bang over there.
>MRRROOOOOOW
>>729419
Can you...uhhhh...
Can you jump to the sun in a single bound? Can any human do that?
No.729421
>>729419
Dream as far as you'd like. All dreams end when the dreamer awakens.
>>729420
>Kitty Kitty Bang Bang
Pfft...
No.729422
>>729420
...I can't think of anyone.
>>729421
Well, I'm feeling pretty awake right now, so...
No.729423
>>729421
He's a good cat.
>>729422
Exactly my point!
No.729424
>>729422
I can see that. It's a phrase.
>>729423
An ocelot...
No.729425
>>729423
>sighs
Okay, so maybe some things are impossible. But that doesn't sound nearly as good.
>>729424
Seems like a pretty depressing phrase to me...
No.729426
>>729424
Of course! A majestic animal!
>>729425
I suppose not...
No.729427
>>729425
It is. I think I'll nap it off.
>>729426
Cute too.
I'll see you two tomorrow.
No.729428
>>729426
See? Being realistic isn't always fun.
>>729427
Alright. I should probably hit the road too. See you around, Boss.
>and then Bucky was on a motorcycle
>wheeee
No.729429
>>729427
See you, Boss.
>>729428
It never really is,but I'm just saying.
Oh well might as well leave too.
>
No.729430
You know now would be the perfect time for a cigarette. If I smoked.
No.729431
>good morniiiiiiiiing Legion
>I am in pain
No.729432
>>729431
Want me to increase or decrease your pain?
No.729433
>>729430
Pussy
>>729431
Wow you look like shit
No.729434
>>729432
>huffing and puffing as he pulls himself above ground
...listen pal, I don't get kinky with guys I just met.
>>729433
>ogling her unabashedly
I'm not a morning guy, sue me.
No.729435
>climbs out the window
FREEDOM!
No.729436
>>729433
No Just I have no need nor want to smoke. I get enough of that from demolition work.
So you finally arrived. Nice trap, shame I bypassed it. I felt generous so I called in some of the grunts I disliked to scout there. Little did they know I was sending them to their own deaths.
So that little girl of yours in the swamp wont be hungry any time soon.
>>729434
That was merely Scientific curiousity not sexual. Who are you anyway?
No.729437
>>729434
And you don't seem to be a very healthy one either..
No.729438
>loud stomping
>walks through the wall
>keeps on walking
>sits down on the sofa
No.729440
File: 1453257554694.png (881.94 KB, 1280x1034, 640:517, https://56.media.tumblr.co….png)
>>729436
Scientific, sexual, tomato, to-mah-to.
>plucks a maggot from his nose
Kenny. My name's Kenny.
>>729437
Aww, I'll look better in a few hours. Rigor mortis wearing off and all that.
>grins
Who are you anyways, sugartats.
>>729435
>there he goes
>lucky bastard
No.729441
File: 1453257612089.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
>>729439
shut up Wall!
>>729440
DON'T CALL ANYBODY!
No.729442
>>729439
>
Because Doom felt like it.
No.729443
>>729440
Believe, out of all fucked up fetishes I could have homosexuality is not one of them.
So you were buried alive and got out? Or are you undead?
>>729442
Finally someone who understands.
Is it Mr, Miss Doom or do you have a degree?
No.729444
File: 1453258057497.jpg (140.89 KB, 523x413, 523:413, tumblr_o07uo9lrAh1txbmtpo1….jpg)
>>729441
But...I gotta get home somehow.
>>729443
Well, aren't you picky.
>tired look
I die every day. Wake up in my grave, and no one remembers that I died. Lady Death says I'm a "champion" or something...
No.729445
>>729443
Doctor Doom. I have a degree.
>no he doesn't
>if you don't counts degrees he got from the university he owns
No.729446
File: 1453258393176.jpg (75.77 KB, 639x350, 639:350, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-19411….jpg)
>>729444
I'm going to make Sonic's arms BLUE FOREVER!
No.729447
>>729444
Destined to never stay dead. That's a very unique gift Kenny.
>>729445
I cant help but respect you for some reason. Its worrying.
>And the tribute to dr doom meets the original
>>729437
You going to stand there looking pretty or you going to say something Southern?
No.729448
>>729447
There is no need to worry.
Everybody with some good sense respects DOOM.
It's only natural.
No.729449
File: 1453258577962.png (20.87 KB, 756x760, 189:190, tumblr_nvxmp8nrjf1tzif85o2….png)
>>729446
...dude, his arms are already blue. They have been for awhile.
>>729447
Unique's a word.
>so is depressing
No.729450
File: 1453258678141.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)
>>729449
......shit! well I'm outside now anyways
No.729451
>>729450
Go make his arms red. They'll match Knuckles'.
No.729452
>>729451
Now thats just twisted. I LOVE it!
No.729453
>>729451
fine.....it's cold out here and my ride is late
No.729454
File: 1453259991069.jpg (111.31 KB, 900x1215, 20:27, anti_venom_by_twilighttroo….jpg)
>>729453
>driving
>not even looking at the road
I think I was supposed to be driving towards something specific...
>NEXT UP ON THE RADIO, THE REFLEX BY DURAN DURAN
I can't let this good radio binge end, though!
>keeps on driving
>badly
No.729455
>>729454
....I feel as tho I need to hurt my old man
No.729456
>>729455
I keep telling you that letting that out man drive is an awful idea.
No.729457
File: 1453260337228.jpg (195.66 KB, 615x727, 615:727, Carnage-marvel-comics-1465….jpg)
>>729456
and here's me taking advice from you!
No.729458
>>729457
I'm not wrong, am I?
No.729460
>>729459
Exactly. I still don't get why Mileena won't learn to drive.
Maybe you should call someone else.
No.729461
>>729460
HHRRFFBLE! DON'T CALL ANYBODY!
No.729462
>>729461
>picks up the phone
Doooooon't?
No.729464
File: 1453260944613.jpg (201.49 KB, 814x982, 407:491, That's some strong eyeline….jpg)
>>729463
>looks at the phone
...I have no idea how to use this.
No.729465
>>729464
see! that's why ya don't use it!
No.729466
>>729465
>hangs up
There goes that idea.
No.729467
>>729466
so now how are we getting home?
No.729468
File: 1453261463960.jpg (191.17 KB, 792x1008, 11:14, At least she isn't manface….jpg)
No.729469
>pops out of a box in the corner
It's good to be back.
No.729472
>>729469
>wat
>>729470
No.
I mean kinda but only for a little bit. It's not even flying.
No.729473
File: 1453262029031.jpg (43.15 KB, 349x534, 349:534, 1414811-362378_128910_carn….jpg)
>>729472
careful that's Ahri, she has the gay
No.729474
>>729471
Wah!
>ducks back into the box
>>729472
>reappears behind Kitana's back
Carnage is lying.
No.729475
>>729473
I'll stay cautious.
>>729474
I know him. I wouldn't doubt you about that.
No.729476
>>729474
so give me one good reason why I shouldn't tape up the box and send ya off somewhere?
>>729475
if ya upset her enough she cries awoo
No.729477
>>729475
>teary eyes
It's a heartbreaking tale of racism and social inequality... But I will persevere!
>Ahri stop being overdramatic
>>729476
Because I've been in the box for weeks!
No.729478
File: 1453262496235.jpg (41.06 KB, 600x849, 200:283, Remember when Kitana wore ….jpg)
>>729476
I wasn't intending on doing so.
>>729477
Aaaand looks like I did already.
No.729479
>>729477
......your point?
>>729478
I AM!~
No.729480
>>729477
Ah Ahri- you and your thing for boxes.
No.729481
>>729478
It was just once!
>>729479
I deserve time out of the box.
>>729480
I follow the very simple philosophy of "if it fits, I sits".
No.729482
>>729481
I'm keeping you in the box
No.729483
>>729479
You always want to do that, though.
>>729481
Calm down!
No.729484
>>729483
exactly! now throw a fan at her!
No.729485
>>729482
I'm not staying in the box.
>>729483
I'll stay calm if you don't throw a fan at me. That sound like a deal?
No.729486
File: 1453263233245.jpg (794.45 KB, 810x1252, 405:626, 1414855-paint_the_town____….jpg)
>>729485
Ahri if you step out of that box I'm going to bully you until you cry awoo!
No.729487
>>729481
Phrasing, but thats a very humble philosophy
No.729488
>>729484
No.
>>729485
I won't, I won't...for now.
No.729489
File: 1453263343913.jpg (75.77 KB, 639x350, 639:350, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-19411….jpg)
>>729488
come on! it'll knock the gay out of her!
No.729490
>>729486
What if I told you that this box has no bottom.
>>729487
You'd be surprised at what I can get away with when I say that.
>>729488
That doesn't sound like a deal at all...
No.729492
>>729489
It'll slice it out of her!
>>729490
Sounds like one to me.
No.729494
>>729491
>slowly sinks into the box
>walks in through the door
It's like magic.
>>729492
I feel like I've been threatened.
No.729495
>>729490
Oh dont worry I already guessed the scenario.
Contrary to popular belief, Im not an idiot. I just have a strong sense of pride. Which makes me easily prone to anger. Hell even you could piss me off quickly in theory
No.729496
>>729493
So I refuse to do it!
>>729494
It was a joke.
I'm not actually going to throw one at you. Unless you try to kill me.
No.729497
>>729494
......BURN THE WITCH!
No.729498
>>729496
Ka you is being no fun allowed!
No.729499
>>729495
I didn't even call you an idiot, though.
>>729496
I solemnly swear I won't kill people inside this building.
>>729497
AW COME ON.
No.729500
>>729499
you come on! now hold still as I hit you with a rolled up news paper
No.729501
File: 1453264226796.png (206.36 KB, 500x707, 500:707, Oh yeah that's what'd happ….png)
>>729498
I get that a lot.
>>729499
You can kill others if you want, but I'd prefer it to not be me.
No.729502
>>729501
why can't you be more like Milly?
No.729503
>>729499
Well what can you call me?
No.729504
File: 1453264533209.jpg (398.64 KB, 600x849, 200:283, a351cb7b3da871631d68f6db49….jpg)
>>729500
I don't wanna.
>>729501
It's better to make friends than corpses, I always say.
>..,
Well I don't, but I bet that's something you could write down.
>>729503
Doctor Nose?
No.729505
>>729504
you're going to get booped!
No.729507
File: 1453264688965.jpg (85.67 KB, 1024x361, 1024:361, Wait what's with the nun..….jpg)
>>729502
Because that wouldn't be as fun.
>>729504
Sometimes you have to make corpses.
No.729508
>>729505
Can't I get bopped instead?!
>>729506
>this isn't fine
>>729507
But you could make friends before turning them into a corpse. Maybe?
No.729509
>>729508
>bops her with the news paper
>>729507
it would be for me
No.729510
>>729508
You can try, but it doesn't work half the time.
>>729509
I can't be her exact twin.
No.729511
>>729508
>shhh
>just let it happen
No.729512
>>729504
>sighs
Its always the nose nowadays. I remember when people used to say it was the scar or the pale eye.
In case you didnt know it's Baron Blade. If you Really want to be informal then Ivan but please dont.
That would be like me calling you "foxy" or something rediculous
No.729513
File: 1453265173854.jpg (174.18 KB, 573x660, 191:220, bbed4158b1d1a6f5b9e4ee118e….jpg)
>>729509
Ow!
>rubbing her head
>>729510
This sounds pretty morbid... But don't you think friends are better company than corpses?
>>729511
> D:
>why have you abandoned me
>>729512
The scar's pretty cool if you ask me.
>fluffs her tail
You wouldn't be the first one to call me foxy, you know. I don't mind it so much.
>smiles sweetly
No.729514
>>729510
well Ahri is your friend now, have fun
>>729513
next time I'll make ya cry!
>back flips out the window
No.729515
>>729513
I used to believe that.
>>729514
Okay?
No.729516
>>729513
>I could ask you the same thing
>:'')
Huh?
>Picks a bowl from under the counter
>Slides it all the way to her
No.729517
>>729513
If you wish. Foxy it is. Guess im going to have to think of a more embarrising nickname for you , to prove the point. But you seem like a smart girl so il restrain from that nonesense.
No.729518
Whoever keeps sending me Ken Burns' Civil War miniseries.
Stop it.
No.729519
>>729518
I don't think the person doing that is here.
No.729520
>>729519
Hm. Well, I'll just leave a note then.
No.729521
>>729520
Who would even do...whatever that person did.
No.729522
>>729521
Probably Carnage. If not him than it has to have been Iron Man.
No.729523
>>729515
So you're into corpses now?
>>729516
>sliiiides up to him
>>729517
You can try but you won't beat me!
No.729524
>>729523
beat you at what?
No.729525
File: 1453267221953.jpg (191.17 KB, 792x1008, 11:14, At least she isn't manface….jpg)
>>729522
It wouldn't surprise me if it was Carnage.
>>729523
...don't say it like that.
No.729526
File: 1453267385318.jpg (29.66 KB, 418x329, 418:329, d9ddf0c147f7110e83cac9f7c6….jpg)
>>729525
I liked it better when he kept sending me doritos
No.729527
>>729523
Soooooo...
>sluuuurrp
Heard you've been busy.
No.729528
>>729526
Why did he do that?
No.729529
File: 1453268116119.jpg (35.55 KB, 250x607, 250:607, Steven_Rogers_(Earth-616)_….jpg)
>>729528
Gave up on trying to figure out Carnage.
No.729530
>>729529
As someone who just met him like days ago, I can't say I blame you.
No.729531
>Fades in from the shadows
>Behind Ahri
>Sigh
It's hard being a time traveling spirit sometimes..
No.729532
>>729524
Namecalling.
>>729525
Then how can I say it?
>>729527
Kind of. Same to you, though.
No.729533
>>729532
I don't prefer corpses is all I'm saying.
That's an awful way of putting it.
No.729534
No.729535
>>729532
Yeah... Sorry. Some heavy stuff happened. I'll tell you all about it later.
>Oh yeah!
>Gets a hairbrush out of his jacket
Between all the confusion from Litchi's party I actually forgot to give you this.
No.729536
>>729531
Hmmm~?
>>729533
Sorry, it was the first thing that popped into my head.
>>729535
>ooooh
>sparkly eyes
For me? Really?
No.729537
>>729536
And I still have friends, just not as many. Since many of my older friends are either dead or evil.
Maybe even both.
No.729538
>>>729536
>Head on shoulder
Hello there fox~
>Looks over
Is that your boy toy?~
No.729539
>>729536
I had a feeling you'd like it!
>
You... You liked it, right?
No.729540
File: 1453271580908.png (1.92 MB, 922x1052, 461:526, Like a good neighbor, Moon….png)
>crashes through the ceiling
>Moonman holy fuck
No.729541
File: 1453271671784.jpg (41.06 KB, 600x849, 200:283, Remember when Kitana wore ….jpg)
>>729540
>instinctively throws a fan at him.
No.729542
File: 1453271774332.jpg (294.4 KB, 800x1130, 80:113, happy_halloween_with_kurum….jpg)
>>729540
Oh~
>He lands ontop
Ara ara~
No.729543
>>729540
>truck lands an inch by him
>
>
No.729544
>>729541
Holy shit!
>barely manages to duck the fan
Watch where you throw those.
>>729542
>rolls his eyes
...Of course this would happen.
>>729543
>why was MK even on a truck
>we just don't know
...Oops.
No.729545
>>729544
>Deep breath
...busy night?
No.729546
>>729544
Maybe you should watch where you land your truck?
No.729547
File: 1453272250521.jpg (2.94 MB, 3162x1778, 1581:889, 1bf7cbd3a156489d866fa11a91….jpg)
>>729544
Are you going to just lay ontop of me or should we get up? Either is fine with me~
>Winks
No.729548
>>729545
What gave it away?
>>729546
In hindsight, lifting someone's car into the sky wasn't the best interrogation tactic.
>>729547
>stands up
I'm just surprised you're not hurt.
No.729549
>>729548
It's not the first time someone has landed ontop of me, I'll be fine.
>Still lying on the ground
>As cute as can be
>Extends her hand up towards you
No.729550
>>729548
What gave you that idea?
No.729551
>>729549
Didn't need to know that.
>pulls her up
>>729550
...I don't know, actually.
>Oh, trust me. You know.
No.729552
No.729553
File: 1453273254935.jpg (107.95 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, She never had green eyes ;….jpg)
>>729551
Just take a l--
>looks at the ceiling
>the hole is gone
...weird.
No.729554
File: 1453273281304.jpg (256.6 KB, 666x932, 333:466, 3c2fec58b58a47b8cca73363d2….jpg)
>>729551
It wasn't meant to be dirty~ it's not like there's a landing strip on me..~
>Internally giggles
>Gets up and dusts herself off
>Looks at all the dead bodies from the car crash
Such a waste, so young, so full of time. Oh well.
>Looks at you
Well well, what drops you by~
No.729555
File: 1453273309945.jpg (359.71 KB, 505x754, 505:754, 6f7907cab6e6c9314181c23b1a….jpg)
>>729538
He's mine, got it? Mine.
>>729539
Of course I do~
>slam hugs him
>you must got fucking bodied
No.729556
File: 1453273418295.jpg (21.04 KB, 343x193, 343:193, Kurumi-Tokisaki-date-a-liv….jpg)
>>729555
You can keep him, I couldn't care less, and he's not my type. I couldn't be with someone who's eyes remind me of jolly ranchers~
No.729557
>>729553
It's not that weird, believe me. This place fixes itself. Guess somebody got tired of paying for all the property damage.
>>729554
Gravity, mostly. Not like any of us really have a reason to be here.
No.729558
>>729557
Pretty advanced for a place like this.
No.729559
>>729557
Gravity, how funny. I seem to be unaffected by such laws and physics.
>300% Perky
No.729560
File: 1453274199040.png (245.03 KB, 675x996, 225:332, Does this look like the fa….png)
>>729558
Plenty of tech geniuses show up here. I wouldn't be surprised if somebody tried to turn the building into a giant robot one day.
>>729559
>300% Indifferent
I'm not surprised.
No.729561
>>729560
That'd...be pretty cool, actually.
No.729562
>>729560
Of course you're not, always such a straight face~ Well I have to go find something to eat, and seeing as how everything here is dead or near it, I fancy something fresh.
See you around.. darling.
>Fades into the shadows
No.729563
>>729561
You say that now, but we'd all be stuck inside the building.
>>729562
Yeah, bye.
>crouching tiger, hidden salt
No.729564
>>729563
Maybe if you can't survive the fall.
No.729565
>>729564
I'd be fine. Can't speak for everybody else, though.
No.729566
>>729565
I'm sure they'd be fine.
No.729567
File: 1453275131033.png (806.83 KB, 1280x621, 1280:621, 8269e19d99d99c0a612547dd6b….png)
>>729556
Speak for yourself.
>pulls out a mirror
No.729568
>>729566
Knowing this place, they'd find a way out. Or just ignore most of what's going on.
No.729569
File: 1453275268656.png (312.74 KB, 500x506, 250:253, They actually quite hate e….png)
No.729570
File: 1453275478869.png (636.17 KB, 554x624, 277:312, Moon Knight reacts to Legi….png)
>>729569
Maybe. But somebody's gonna wind up getting hurt. That's almost guaranteed.
No.729571
>>729570
Well that's just obvious.
No.729572
>>729571
I know. I'm usually the one who gets hurt.
>shrugs
Not like it matters.
No.729573
>>729572
Have you tried not getting hurt?
I find it to be effective.
No.729574
>>729573
Nah. Getting hurt's half the fun of doing what I do.
No.729575
>>729574
So you're a masochist?
No.729576
>>729567
>Telepathy
>Yes she has that power
>Oh is that so? I guess you do have a thing for those with heterochromia iridum~
No.729577
>>729575
>
....Yeah, I guess I am.
No.729578
>>729577
Talk about enjoying your work.
No.729579
>>729578
>slow nod
Gotta find reasons to keep doing it, y'know?
No.729580
>>729579
Not the reason I was expecting.
But I'm not judging
>yeah right
No.729581
File: 1453276431463.jpg (171.98 KB, 597x949, 597:949, And I'll look down and whi….jpg)
>>729580
...It still feels like you are.
No.729582
>>729581
Me?
I don't know what'd make you feel that.
No.729583
>>729582
...I don't know either. But people judge me a lot, so...
No.729584
>>729583
I've heard weirder things.
With the people I'm against it wouldn't be so odd for someone to be...similar.
No.729585
>>729584
That doesn't really make me feel any better.
No.729586
>>729585
You can't say I didn't try.
No.729587
File: 1453277309773.png (425.27 KB, 404x887, 404:887, You tryin' to start someth….png)
>>729586
You did. That's just not something I like to admit.
No.729588
>>729587
And why don't you like to admit it?
No.729589
>>729588
Because people already judge me enough as it is.
No.729590
>>729589
That's just how it goes.
>shrugs
Nothing you can do.
No.729591
>>729590
Maybe. Doesn't mean I can't try and keep secrets.
No.729592
>>729591
You literally just admitted you're a masochist.
If you want to hide secrets you kinda have to...hide them.
No.729593
>>729592
>sighs
Well, too late now.
No.729594
>>729593
Yes it is. But now I'm seriously not judging since I feel bad now.
>she's serious
No.729595
File: 1453278380186.png (619.32 KB, 613x875, 613:875, Hello, do you have time to….png)
>>729594
Huh. Usually I'm the one who winds up feeling bad.
No.729596
>>729595
Well it must be good to be on the other side...but I think I have to go now.
I'll see you.
>strolls out
No.729597
>>729596
See you later, Kitana.
>Shoulda killed 'er. Now she's gonna tell everybody your secret.'
>Shut up.
No.729598
Maybe wax-print wasn't the best for this script. Where are the bees? They're supposed to be in the bonnet. No, here they are.
COUGH COUGH
AHEM
Beeple of /legion/, I have come to make the announcement that after my several past failed attempts I will extract sweet, sweet revenge from this hive of evil and commandeer this operation into - /BEEgion/!
No.729599
You shall exit in an orderly and formal manner!
...
...?
No.729600
File: 1453286976675.jpg (12.67 KB, 306x296, 153:148, IT IS A PLANE and that pla….JPG)
... B-bees?
Curses, foiled again by /legoin/!
I'll try Italy. It's not too sha-bee there.
No.729601
>>729538
Now the only reason a person would be so insane as to call ME a "boy toy" would be because theyre over 100 years old at least.
So state your reason for pestering me clock deity.