No.729604
>Where Dreams Go To Die...
No.729605
>joke's on you, I don't dream
No.729606
This is good... isn't it?
No.729607
File: 1453316943099.jpg (870.15 KB, 1255x967, 1255:967, 3313980-captain america 1.jpg)
Is Carnage back? We need to have a discussion about boundaries and the respect that should be given to the United States Post Office.
No.729608
>>729607
I think we all know how much of a waste of effort that would be.
No.729609
File: 1453317136173.jpg (29.66 KB, 418x329, 418:329, d9ddf0c147f7110e83cac9f7c6….jpg)
>>729608
I think we all know that I'm going to give it a try anyways.
No.729610
File: 1453317165491.png (529.03 KB, 889x496, 889:496, tumblr_o0ob6pE89R1rhzoygo1….png)
You feel it too, don't you?
>[burger flipping noises]
No.729611
>>729609
You poor deluded fool.
No.729613
>>729611
Well, I'm anticipating having to give him an old fashioned beating, but I have to give him a chance to avoid it.
No.729614
>>729612
Snake, this is a sneaking mission.
THAT MEANS NO EXTRA CONDIMENTS
No.729615
>>729610
Kaz... where are the fries.
>>729612
>[!]
>>729613
So fair even to a murderous lunatic.
No.729617
File: 1453317417310.jpg (169.21 KB, 1024x1440, 32:45, punished_snake_by_saturnoa….jpg)
Who is Carole and why do I keep getting her mail?
No.729618
>>729615
I've seen enough people turn it around. Not everyone is beyond saving.
No.729619
>Did Outer Heaven relocate here or what?
No.729620
>>729615
Boss...
Fries? We have no room for fries.
And because you cut funding to the Mess Hall.
>>729616
Twinkletoes...
Raiden?
>>729617
If they say "all for revenge" on them, they're for me.
No.729621
>>729616
Those moves... that... box.
A regular son of Big Boss, eh.
>>729617
Carole? You mean, Meryl?
>>729618
This is-
>ahem
CARNAGE!
>coughcough
T-that we're talking about.
>>729619
>ohoho
OCELOT! Catch that box!
>>729620
We cut funding to the Combat Unit, don't give me excuses. I want my damned curly fries.
No.729622
>>729620
>posh Brit laughter
You thought it was that girlyman Raiden, but it was ME! LIQUID!
>>729621
You would know... father!
No.729623
>>729620
Its a Ladies Home Journal, Doctor Oz magazine, some sale papers and an request for donations from The America Wolf Preservation Society
>>729621
>looks at the mail
No. Carole.
No.729624
File: 1453317745944.jpg (61.53 KB, 593x613, 593:613, Ocelot is completely and t….jpg)
>>729621
Can do...
>aims pistols at the box
>>729622
GET OUT OF HERE, ELI!
>PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
No.729625
File: 1453317791337.jpg (256.8 KB, 1280x1373, 1280:1373, tumblr_nvf6u4JXGX1r2ya48o1….jpg)
>>729619
You left the toilet seat up again.
And don't you blame it on your arm.
That I can't see.
Because I'm blind.
>>729621
Curly fries are just an afterthought, aren't they Boss. No premeditation, no salt.
[!]
Don't strain yourself.
>>729622
Raiden, what are you doing pretending to be Liquid?
>>729623
...Those are yours.
No.729626
>>729621
I know...but I have to give him the same chance I'd give any one.
No.729627
>>729622
Who?
>>729623
Maybe Sniper Wolf is using an alias...
>>729624
That won't work, he's inherited my inability to die properly!
>>729625
HRRRNNNGGH LIQUIIIIIIIID!!!
>hackcough
I don't know why but I felt an intensely powerful urge to do that.
>>729626
I don't pity you. But maybe Bucky would like to talk to you. Sometime soon.
No.729628
>>729624
You're trying to wound me? With bullets? Ocelot, you traitor... you should know better!
>>729625
Hoho... I never did ask you...
>ahem
Did you like my sunglasses, Miller?
>>729627
...gkkkt...
H-how dare you forget me, you senile old bastard...! I'll send you straight to hell!
No.729629
>>729625
I'm so--
OH IT'S GOING OUT OF CONTROL AGAIN!
>whacking Miller with the robot arm
IT'S OUT OF CONTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
>>729627
Alright...I'll have to do better.
KITTY KITTY BANG BANG GO!
>>729628
>the Ocelot then tries to maul Liquid
PUT A DAMN SHIRT ON
No.729630
File: 1453318056398.jpg (816.62 KB, 968x1329, 968:1329, tumblr_nww9snicJB1ufcfm2o1….jpg)
>>729622
>this guy
>this fucking guy
>>729625
Kaz. My name isn't Carole. I've never even used Carole as a false name.
>>729627
I think I'm going to have to burn down another safe house.
No.729631
>>729627
Is something wrong with Bucky?
No.729632
>>729627
Don't do anything rash, Boss.
I know, my extensive research leads me to believe that old people exerting themselves is a bad thing.
>>729628
>COLONEL
>I'M BURNING UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
No! They were goofy and out of place on you!
>>729629
>hits him in the nuts with his cane
LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIID
No.729633
>>729628
No, really. Did I end up having another failure again, Eli was enough of a disappointment and you remind me of him.
>>729629
Good old Kitty Kitty Bang Bang.
>>729630
Those things cost money, you know.
>>729631
No, not wrong. He just misses you is all.
>>729632
But crotchety old men are "in"!
No.729634
>>729629
Wait whot-OI! Someone get this thing off of me!
BRRRRRRRROTHEEEEEEERRRRRRRR
>>729630
>this guy
>he was a bad dad
>A BAD DAD WHO NEVER LOVED ME AND TOLD ME I WAS A FAILURE AND WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>729632
You're one to talk, blind and bamboozled!
>>729633
>SHOT
>THROUGH
>THE
>HEART
...I want to go home now...
No.729635
>>729632
>it does nothing
I'm old, Miller!
I have no feeling down there!
>a few seconds later
Oh wait...there it is.
>cringing in pain
>>729633
He's a good cat.
>>729634
Retreat Kitty Kitty Bang Bang.
>Ocelot's ocelot returns
Now geddoudda here.
Skedaddle.
No.729636
File: 1453318420083.jpg (365.85 KB, 800x707, 800:707, boss5res_by_mstrmagnolia-d….jpg)
>>729633
Well, if the mailman can find it, our enemies certainly can.
Blame Carole.
>>729634
>wait...is it...
>oh fuck me...
>Fucking Eli.
No.729637
File: 1453318547624.jpg (372.38 KB, 808x995, 808:995, tumblr_nvtkgq9R1k1tjrxdxo1….jpg)
>>729633
Old men. Running the world.
A new age...
Nothing will be out that we can't make in.
In like Cipher. Speaking of which, why isn't that old English bastard dead yet.
>>729634
I will turn this helicopter around right now, young man.
And the blow it up.
>>729635
Viagra, Ocelot! Very expensive!
>whack whack whack
No.729638
>>729634
>
>>729635
We should have a pet squad... DD can be the leader.
>>729636
Carooooole!
>>729637
Zero? He's very dead.
No.729639
File: 1453318685561.jpg (33.08 KB, 432x370, 216:185, Punished venom charlie_e15….jpg)
No.729640
>>729635
You old... traitorous bastard...! I'll be back! So swears I, Liquid Snake!
>>729636
You! I will have my revenge on you, then on real father! FAAAAAATHEEEEERRRRR!
>>729637
I will assassinate you again! Mark my words...!
>>729638
I--err--I... I...!!
>hops into the box
>sliiiiides away
REVEEEEENGE!
No.729641
>>729637
Stop! Stop! This is slowly hurting me!
>>729638
I'll allow it.
>>729640
Maybe I wouldn't have betrayed you if you PUT A DAMN SHIRT ON.
No.729642
>>729638
No. Not him.
That guy who stood around the newsstand all day and never moved even if I wanted to buy a paper.
We can't afford to be nice guys anymore, Boss.
>>729639
Is someone making a visual pun?
>>729640
Gusundheit.
No.729643
>>729639
What!? That can't be, that's impossible.
>>729640
Damn brat.
>>729641
Exellent!
>>729642
Mother of God... are we demons again?
No.729644
>>729640
Would somebody please beat him with a sock full of soap?
>>729642
Kaz, round up some men and some bars of soap. I'm planning a blanket party for Eli
>>729643
Sorry, wrong conspiracy.
I think "Carole" may be a fictional codename for an enemy operative.
No.729645
File: 1453319160108.png (820.67 KB, 1100x684, 275:171, tumblr_nw1f7sHeKp1r2ytrvo1….png)
>>729641
Good, the hurt must be slow and agonizing.
Like mine.
>>729643
Were we ever not?
>>729644
Yes sir, Boss Boss BossBoss Boss Boss
No.729646
>>729643
Yes, but what other animals are we going to recruit?
>>729645
Quit being such a drama queen.
It's been YEARS since then. YEARS.
Get over it.
No.729647
File: 1453319300435.jpg (361.47 KB, 800x534, 400:267, 09b872811690affbe10429ae59….jpg)
>>729644
Another mole... PAAAAAAAAAAAZ!
>>729645
Kaz it's 2016. We stopped that in 1999.
>>729646
A sniping wolf, a giant raven with vulcans on them, and a genetically engineered mantis.
No.729648
>>729645
No party hats this time.
>>729647
I should probably eliminate the surrounding homes as well. Relocate the civs
No.729649
>>729646
No. Because history remembers the victor, and all that nonsense.
We need to find some guy named Victor, obviously.
>>729647
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ-oh.
...I want an animal on the team.
>>729648
You never let me have any fun!
No.729650
>>729647
Perfect!
>>729649
I don't know any Victors...
No.729651
>>729650
>hey look, a crate
>it's addressed to a "Revolver Ocelot"
No.729652
>>729648
We'll have to pay for their new homes...
>>729649
We'll get you a mongoose. They eat snakes.
>>729650
Yes. FOXHOUND... a real animal unit.
No.729653
>>729649
Fine. No hats but you can use noise makers
>>729652
Insurance will pay. It's the safest route
No.729654
File: 1453320009221.jpg (110.99 KB, 1000x563, 1000:563, tumblr_nvp6l06aRX1u2tm7vo4….jpg)
>>729650
Do you know anything?
>>729652
Why would I want to eat snakes? Or be known as the guy that likes things that eat snakes?
I've known too many Snakes in my day, Boss. That's kind of messed up.
>
Can we name it Snake Eater.
>>729653
Fine.
Snake, your new mission is to find a guy named Victor and bring him back to Mother Base.
Use the Fulton Recovery System like normal.
>clomps out
>walks into a wall
I meant to do that
>and out
No.729655
>>729651
>stares at the crate
This could be a trap...
>opens it slowly
>>729652
I love it. They'll go on special animal recon missions.
>>729654
I know a Miller.
Actually I know two Millers.
One of them I actually enjoy the company of.
>pulls out a Miller beer
No.729656
>>729655
>it's full of blaster pistols
>there's a note sitting inside
>You dirty old hypocrite, I knew you'd see the objective superiority of energy weapons someday.
No.729657
>>729653
Works for me.
>>729654
Snake Eater...
>>729655
Yes. Yes, I like this.
No.729658
File: 1453321033003.jpg (720.18 KB, 1280x1916, 320:479, More than a enough rounds ….jpg)
>>729656
>looks at the note
>doesn't even read it
Eh.
>throws it in the air
>shoots it
Don't care.
>takes two of the blasters
>holsters them in his spare holsters
>>729657
I can't believe we haven't though of this before.
No.729659
>>729658
Someone spent time writing that for you, the least you could have done was read it.
No.729660
>>729659
Do I really have to?
>picks the note up
>there's a giant hole in the middle
You dirty old hypo, uhhhhh...periority of energy weapons someday.
Boss this note doesn't make any sense.
No.729661
>>729660
Well now it has a hole in it.
Let's see the handwriting, maybe I can guess who it's from.
>Boss, who else has crates of energy pistols
...It's probably Fordo.
No.729662
File: 1453321680639.jpg (39.29 KB, 298x279, 298:279, Colt Single Action Boner. ….jpg)
>>729661
Ohhhh that guy.
He was probably just jealous of these babies.
>spinning his guns
Yeeeeeeaaaaaah.
No.729663
>>729662
They are impressive.
I hope he's doing alright with the task I gave him.
No.729664
>>729663
They're nice, I'll admit.
And I'm sure he is. He seems competent.
No.729665
>>729664
He certainly is. When he's not distracted.
No.729666
>>729665
He get distracted a lot?
No.729670
File: 1453323098125.jpg (45.69 KB, 590x424, 295:212, I'm not on the opposing si….jpg)
>>729669
Well we all get a little distracted sometimes...
No.729671
>>729670
Kaz, where's my dinner?
>
What were you saying?
No.729672
>>729671
I dunno...say where is dinner?
No.729674
>>729673
I'm hungry now, Boss.
And I almost don't want burgers again.
No.729675
>>729674
Do I hear... blasphemy?
No.729676
>>729675
Miller's burgers are gross, Boss!
I've dealt with them long enough but each and every time we eat it's Kaz's burgers!
And then each movie night it's his stupid animated movies for children!
When will this madness end?
No.729677
>>729676
Because I'm pretty sure I hear blasphemy.
No.729678
>>729677
Boss just hear me our here!
Maybe somebody else could make burgers or pick a movie for movie night!
Maybe we could have something besides burgers!
No.729679
>>729678
We wouldn't want to be blasphemers now would we.
No.729680
>>729679
Fine! I'll eat the burgers!
>reaches in his pocket
No.729681
>>729680
That's a good Ocelot.
No.729682
>>729681
Yeah, yeah.
Hey Boss, I think uhhhh...my phone is buzzing. I gotta take this.
>walks across the room
>whispering into the phone
No.729683
>>729682
Phone? We still use phones?
Codec, Ocelot... it's the future!
No.729684
>>729683
Boss, this is so important that using codec could be risky to the mission.
The frequency of it could be tracked.
>Yes yes that works.
By using outdated technology, I'm hidden.
No.729685
>>729684
I was born during the day, but not yesterday, Adam. Codec lines are the securest things to be made.
No.729686
File: 1453324482154.jpg (66.23 KB, 500x647, 500:647, SAHELAHSKHASHSHAHAKAHATAAA….jpg)
>>729685
Boss just let me handle this!
I know what I'm doing.
>whispers into the phone some more
No.729687
>>729686
>curry: being devoured
What?
No.729688
>>729687
Nothing, nothing. Forget about it.
>whispering some more
>then starts yelling
I TOLD YOU NO ANCHOVIES!
STOP WITH THE ANCHOVIES. WHO EATS P--
...is that curry?
No.729689
File: 1453324698153.jpg (659.98 KB, 1316x1256, 329:314, Metal.Gear.Solid.full.1103….jpg)
>>729688
Yes. I always have a stash. Have some.
>Calorie Mate go
No.729690
File: 1453324775586.jpg (730.96 KB, 1460x1030, 146:103, Trenchcoats and sunglasses.jpg)
>>729689
>gets back on the phone
I'm gonna need a delay on the pizza...
>hangs up
Now you're talking.
>takes some curry
No.729691
>>729690
Sly dog... alright, we'll change it up from burgers. Tonight. Kaz won't budge on the movies though.
No.729692
>>729691
Of course he won't. For a guy with one leg, he knows how to stand his ground.
No.729694
>>729693
It could be worse, I suppose.
I guess I can deal with his movies.
No.729695
File: 1453325157140.jpg (367.23 KB, 1600x1131, 1600:1131, phases of a fallen hero.jpg)
>>729694
They're not bad.
>still believes in Santa
>and watches cartoons with the kiddie soldiers
>Boss please
No.729696
>>729695
I suppose not but watching them makes me feel like my blood sugar is reaching an all-time high.
No.729697
>>729696
Don't watch to get the 'beetus, do we.
>
Wait. We have nanomachines.
No.729698
>>729697
Yes, that solves everything!
No.729699
>>729698
Nanomachines running the world...
No.729700
File: 1453325948903.png (322.16 KB, 500x499, 500:499, SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….png)
>>729699
Could nanomachines really do it?
Run the world?
Probably.
No.729701
>>729700
If they're inside of the person running the world.
No.729702
>>729699
Good old nanomachines
No.729703
>>729701
You mean controlling them like...like a puppet?
No.729704
File: 1453326134539.jpg (361.47 KB, 800x534, 400:267, 09b872811690affbe10429ae59….jpg)
>>729702
They're pretty good.
>>729703
Isn't that exactly what we stopped the Patriots from doing?
Well... manipulated Snake into doing for us?
No.729705
>>729704
Yes it is.
Huh, I guess it's been done.
No.729706
>>729704
I use some nanites myself for replenshing lost blood. Though I implemented a self destruct feature in case they rebel. the moment that happens the worst I will get is a violent sickness.
No.729707
>>729705
And been stopped.
Good thing, too. The SOP system really had a stranglehold over the war economy of 2014...
>>729706
Creating nanomachines capable of rebelling in the first place sounds like a mistake.
No.729708
>>729707
And now the war economy is dropping!
No.729709
>>729707
They couldent rebel after vigorous testing. But the self destruct was a safeguard, I like to be sure.
No.729710
>>729708
A world of chaos would've destroyed itself. I'm afraid our plans would have spelled the end of mankind.
It's a good thing Snake stopped us.
Now we have a chance to atone by living out Boss' will, in its truest form. Not a world dominated by shackles of information or nonstop flames, but one of joined hands.
>>729709
That's... needlessly redundant.
No.729711
>>729710
I just went along with you, Boss.
Just as I'm doing now.
You're right, though. We will find a way to do that...
No.729712
>>729710
You never know. One day perhaps when im old, another scientist will find a way. That safeguard as redundant as it is now may save me later.
I like to overkill with my plans. Why kill a family of superheroes when you can kill their country?
No.729713
>>729711
Bucky's a great help. He's going to help us attempt to figure out how to replicate Captain America's Super Soldier Serum.
Think about it... we can bring our soldiers close to my level.
>>729712
Destroying an entire country over superheroes is disgustingly petty.
No.729714
>>729713
And it won't require cloning either...
I've had enough clones.
No.729715
>>729714
God no. No more clones of me. Ever. After Eli, I can't take any more disappointments from my genetic code.
George had the right idea though. And David's clearly perfect in all the ways that matter.
No.729716
time to steal some pooooooooooooorn!
No.729718
File: 1453327753441.png (186.93 KB, 600x1081, 600:1081, IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME.png)
>>729715
And I'm not sure if an more phantoms would be a good idea either...
No.729719
>>729713
>petty
>takes offence to that
You assume I care about collateral damage Big Boss
When I am done my world will be a far better place for humanity. So who cares how many people I have to slaughter to reach it! Its not like THEY cared about who got in their way!
No.729720
>>729718
No. No more of those.
>>729719
You're implying I was talking about your opinion on collateral damage, knockoff of Doctor Doom.
...If you get in my way or cause me any grief in my mission, I will eliminate you with extreme prejudice. Just you.
There won't be a single atom left.
No.729721
>>729720
Venom Snake is great, but if we start having a lot of people who look like you it'll get confusing.
No.729722
>>729717
behold Cactus! my evil plot to steal porn!
No.729724
>>729720
I dont care about your mission. End the world if you want. Il laugh when Legacy burns and there is nothing that he can do about it. Hearing the screams of the scum I have to associate with will be music to my ears.
No.729725
>>729721
That's the point. It's already confusing enough with David and Ahab. If Solidus came back things would just get silly.
>>729724
Aren't you a silly little man, going on about things you're not even sure of just to make yourself sound important.
Silly, silly silly.
No.729726
>>729725
Geez, you and Solidus really look alike too. Only difference is that they eyepatch is on the opposite side.
No.729727
>>729725
I never said that you stupid american scu-!
>Tries to calm down.
>now is not the time or the place for rage, Ivan.
Just give me something to kill would you.
No.729728
>>729726
He is the "perfect" clone. Fate even took his eye with a bullet!
>>729727
American scum? I renounced my citizenship decades ago.
>
Do I look like your babysitter? I suppose you do need one.
No.729729
>>729723
I know amazing right! also what's this I hear about one of the capes looking for me?
No.729730
>>729728
That's a mighty coincidence...or was it?
No.729731
File: 1453328850154.jpg (245.46 KB, 850x1032, 425:516, sample-55ab8d576c6f6227c6d….jpg)
>>729729
>AMEERIICAAAA
>AMEERIICAAAAAAAA
No.729732
>>729731
Captain Amazing is looking for me?
No.729734
>Is...is he talking to a cactus?
>My sister sure knows how to pick 'em.
No.729735
>>729733
huh wonder why? never really crossed paths with him
>>729734
Ka! I'm stealing porn!
No.729736
File: 1453329018407.jpg (245.46 KB, 850x1032, 425:516, sample-55ab8d576c6f6227c6d….jpg)
>>729735
>SUUUUPEEEERMAAAANNNNNN
No.729737
File: 1453329036947.jpg (148.63 KB, 1024x1095, 1024:1095, Look at those babies whirr….jpg)
No.729738
>>729728
I need no-one!
Just... I do not want to cause a war over minor situations. So knowing who's free reign other then myself would be a blessing
>you can tell just admitting this petty defeat is infuriating him.
No.729740
>>729737
WHY NOT!?
>>729736
I avoid him too
No.729741
>>729730
It was probably symbolism on the part of the Patriots.
>>729738
Ehhhh?
>Big Boss: master of passive infuriation
>and getting really close to people
No.729742
>>729739
Hey Enk.
>>729740
Good question.
I guess I can't answer why not.
No.729743
File: 1453329358271.jpg (151.67 KB, 399x750, 133:250, tumblr_m7rzun4iQB1r3v85ro1….jpg)
>>729742
Blue!
>One day he'll learn your name, K
No.729744
>>729739
hey Clay face
>>729742
yeah that's what I though! so did ya stab Ahri?
No.729745
>>729741
>Surprisngly for a guy named Blade, hes much better off at stalling and midrange.
I do not wish to start a fight that I will lose. Especially now.
There you happy?
>livid at this point. He REALLY needs to harm something.
No.729746
>>729741
Damn Patriots, can't go a single place without seeing some symbolism!
No.729747
>>729743
I take it you're having fun with Jade?
>>729744
Nope.
No.729748
>>729745
Incredibly. Though hearing the obvious like that shouldn't be as amusing.
I intend to safeguard this world from the people who live on it. Mass collateral damage is anathema to my goals.
What this means is, tread carefully... or else.
>>729746
Wait a minute... there's symbolism in what you just said!
No.729749
>>729747
and why the hell not!?
No.729751
>>729744
Red! Hello! Have you seen my friend Gil?
>>729747
She's really smart.
>as in, Enk's not good at information retention
No.729752
>>729751
not lately, are you still eating play doh?
No.729753
>>729748
Yes I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>he wonders how easier his temper would be if smoked.
Time to start killing my own employees it seems, not like I need them for much.
No.729754
>>729750
They're like... memes.
>>729753
Good God man, calm down. It's not like I nuked your facility or anything, sheesh.
No.729755
>>729754
Ive always had this problem. Nothing I could do ever changed my mood shifts. Doesnt help That i find it hard to let go of a grudge. The most minor thing, and boom, 40 years of anger reveals itself.
The only thing these days that quenches it is uneeded violence. That or something like a Positive.Energy.Field. Even then Im still angry, Im just unable to fight or think violent thoughts.
Youre a lucky man, you can still enjoy smoking Big boss
No.729756
>>729755
It's good. Cigars are a special kind of comfort.
No.729757
>>729749
She doesn't seem like she needs a stabbing.
>>729751
She's very smart. Smarter than you'd think.
No.729758
File: 1453330591045.jpg (730.96 KB, 1460x1030, 146:103, Trenchcoats and sunglasses.jpg)
>>729754
>AND IT WILL COME
>LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN
Boss, that isn't a word you should say according to Raiden.
No.729759
>>729752
No, it's so salty that it dries me out.
>>729757
She makes me feel odd, I still can't understand the emotion and whenever I ask Gilgamesh, he just smiles and laughs.
No.729760
>>729756
To me it just tastes of cancer and slave labour. Not that I even care about the slaves, god no.
>>729757
An assassin? I presume your sister is one as well.
No.729761
>>729758
What word? Memes? What's so bad about memes?
>>729760
Life must be incredibly dull for you. What a pity.
No.729762
>>729759
I know what feeling you speak of.
>>729760
I'm not much of an assassin, but I can work as one occasionally.
No.729764
>>729762
Tell me, tell me!
No.729765
>>729761
I don't know! It's just that according to Raid--
>>729763
What the hell is that?
No.729766
>>729757
she needs a stabbing!
>>729759
good, we don't need ya tripping out on colors again
No.729767
>>729761
Its better than what it was when I was a child for sure, But Im a man of progress. and now any attempt at progressing is constantly thwarted by the people I despise.
>>729762
I see. Who designed the fan of knives youre wielding?
No.729768
>>729763
Oh, that one Desperado mercenary.
>Boss can't into memes
>OR CAN HE
>>729765
That wasn't so bad.
>>729767
You remind me of Lex Luthor and Doctor Doom rolled into one.
No.729769
>>729767
I designed it myself.
>>729766
Give me a reason why.
>>729764
I think you're experiencing what's it called...oh yes, love.
No.729770
>>729769
you talked to her, tell me she didn't just make ya want to stab her?
No.729771
>>729768
>Meme magic doesn't work on him...ABORT!
Uh...
>>729765
One bad meme machine!
One who has to do things...elsewhere.
>dives out the window
No.729772
File: 1453331292087.jpg (45.69 KB, 590x424, 295:212, I'm not on the opposing si….jpg)
>>729768
It wasn't for me either.
Huh.
>>729771
Well that happened.
No.729773
>>729769
But I love Gil, he's my first friend.
>>729766
It was fun but then I got nauseous.
No.729774
>>729769
Good. I always have some respect for people who make their own tools.
>>729768
>pretty much a tribute to both them and Ivan wanko
Ive heard a lot about both but never met them. Well Ive met doom now but lex. Whats lex like?
No.729775
>>729773
well stick with organic clay and stay away from anyone watching the movie Ghosts
No.729776
>>729773
A different kind of love.
>>729770
Not really, no.
>>729774
It wasn't that hard either.
No.729777
>>729771
>OLD MEN
>RUNNING THE WORLD
>A NEW AGE
>>729772
Oh well. Raiden must just be overly worried.
>>729774
>that'sthejoke.tiff
You'll meet him soon enough.
No.729778
>>729775
Ghosts?
>>729776
Ehh? Tell me more, I don't understand.
No.729779
>>729777
He's always overly worried.
No.729780
>>729778
it's got Patrick Swayze & Demi Moore
>>729776
fine I'll get Neo or Milly to stab her
No.729781
>why must the freezer be up high
>hot air rises, it's poor design
>the ice cream tycoons are so discriminative
No.729782
>>729777
glad to hear it.
He's not dead is he?
>>729776
Well with no offence it is a fan of knives. Im more impressed with your technique.
No.729783
File: 1453331773722.png (640.24 KB, 1244x643, 1244:643, big_boss_by_hatredboy-d7c7….png)
>>729779
What a silly mandroid.
>>729782
He could be.
No.729784
File: 1453331781572.jpg (70.39 KB, 500x677, 500:677, 500px-Cletus_Kasady_(Earth….jpg)
>>729781
Neo! it's time to stab Ahri!....and use a stool
No.729785
File: 1453331797473.jpg (148.63 KB, 1024x1095, 1024:1095, Look at those babies whirr….jpg)
>>729778
Okay so I bet these feelings are very...personal?
Is that the word?
>>729780
Works for me.
They'll do it...even if I don't know who Neo is.
>>729782
I get plenty of practice, I'll tell you that much.
No.729786
>>729783
I think he's still shaken up over all the ladies he's been with too. Or most people.
Refuses to work with others.
No.729787
>>729785
It's like...
>thinking
like when I first saw Shamhat. She was the first human I've ever seen, and she helped make me less of a monster.
No.729788
>>729785
I gathered. You look the violent type.
>>729784
Why are you stabbing Ahri? I dont care ethier way, I'm just curious.
>>729783
We all could be.
No.729789
>>729785
she's my side kick, short, likes to stab things....has more cells in her then my daughter
>>729788
why not?
No.729790
File: 1453332051570.jpg (191.17 KB, 792x1008, 11:14, At least she isn't manface….jpg)
>>729787
Did you ever do anything with that Shamhat?
>>729788
I'm only violent when somebody forces me to be.
>>729789
No wonder you two get along, then.
No.729791
>>729784
You broke them all over your father's back.
...more cells?
No.729792
>>729790
Im violent when someone pisses me off. shame thats too easy for people to do these days.
>>729789
I suppose but surely theres actual reasons besides why not?
>>729791
and who is this little psycopath?
No.729793
File: 1453332368139.png (203.52 KB, 700x568, 175:142, 0fd963f209d4b2b2e66ed266a0….png)
>>729790
I bedded her for a week! And then I took her form. Which I'm using right now.
No.729794
>>729791
my kid is a signal cell being, like a depressed amoeba
>>729790
she's the best at side kicking....still need her to fight Stumpy's
>>729792
that's my side kick, and no we just want to stab her
No.729795
>>729786
Poor guy.
>
We should be off.
>>729788
But could we really?
...We'll continue this another time. I have places to be.
>tromps out
No.729796
File: 1453332508334.jpg (41.06 KB, 600x849, 200:283, Remember when Kitana wore ….jpg)
>>729792
I hear not getting pissed is a good way to stop that.
>>729794
I've never had a sidekick. Never saw a need for one...unless Jade counts but we're more like partners.
>>729793
>That's why he looks like a lady.
Maybe you should...do that with Jade?
Except the taking her form part. That'd be really weird.
No.729797
>yawn
Fuck me sideways, what kinda brew was that last night-
>kicks a bottle
Who the fuck bought Willie Nelson's whiskey?
No.729798
File: 1453332576909.jpg (197.95 KB, 900x1291, 900:1291, 3222624-5824585854-14096.jpg)
>>729796
though ya said ya was into men?
No.729799
>>729796
Would she last a week? Shamhat was glued to the bedding.
No.729800
>>729797
Blacked out for five nights. I'm impressed.
No.729801
>>729795
We make all soldiers feel comfortable, Boss.
Soon he'll feel the same, I'm sure. He'll feel like he has a family in us.
But you're right, let us leave!
>follows after him
No.729802
>>729792
>little
>better sleep with one eye open boy
>syrupy smile
Neo~
>>729794
Ah, yes...and yet she can still pick up hundreds of tonnes with relative ease.
>starts taping together the broken pieces of the stool
No.729803
>>729795
Farewell.
>>729794
Shes just like you, insane and a lover of stabby close combat.
Kinda reminds me of myself when I was her age.
>>729796
Sadly thats impossible for me. Im too quick to anger.
>>729797
Not me, Im more of a vodka man.
No.729804
>>729798
Not that kind of partner.
>>729799
If not, she'll return.
I'm sure she can take it, though. I hope.
>>729803
Well try not to get too pissed.
I hear that can lead to heart attacks.
No.729805
>>729800
Five nights!?
>checking her face
I swear to unholy fuck if there's a dick drawn on me-
>
What the hell did I say about watching me sleep, Jay.
>>729803
Who the fuck asked you, dickless?
No.729806
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.729807
>>729805
I didn't. Been busy. Vacation's over.
No.729809
>>729806
>>729808
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
No.729810
>>729808
>>729809
>get bucked off the back
>allosaurus runs away
GURRENASAURUS! COME BACK!
Oh, hey guys
No.729811
>>729802
>he recognizes that glance as if it were his own
Relax Neo, I was small when I was your age too.
Size doesnt matter when you can stab a man twice your size the exact same way.
>>729805
...
>calm
So what pissed in your drink today Revy.
>>729804
I wouldent be surprised if I get plenty in a few years time. I am 50 after all.
No.729812
File: 1453333034105.jpg (75.77 KB, 639x350, 639:350, Cletus_Kasady_(Earth-19411….jpg)
>>729802
she gets it from me, so yeah stabbing Ahri, for no reason
>>729803
you dressed like that?
>>729804
suuuuuuuuuuuuure
No.729814
File: 1453333141998.gif (881.69 KB, 500x453, 500:453, tumblr_nb0ag70V8u1shbc9ho1….gif)
>>729807
If you built a fucking sandcastle on me...
>>729811
Some kinda fish I think and-
>waaaaaaaaaait a minute
Who the fuck are you and who told you my name.
'Cause he's one dead fucker.
No.729815
>>729809
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAH!
>
>>729810
You gotta catch it!
No.729816
>>729811
I'm 10,000.
>>729812
...okay, maybe once or twice but that's it.
>>729813
So when you going to ask her?
No.729817
>>729814
Was gonna, but I didn't have time. Still don't. Got a few things to do first.
No.729818
>>729810
BRO, THE GURRENSAURUS IS GETTING AWAY!
>>729815
YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
No.729819
>>729816
When next I see her, I guess.
No.729820
File: 1453333269317.png (176.3 KB, 331x491, 331:491, 60fc71395d090eb8c11824f415….png)
>>729815
Eh. He'll be back. He always come back. I've been feeding him burritos.
>>729818
THEN WE PREPARE THE TRAP! LURE HIM IN AND THEN FIGHT HIM WITH OUR BARE HANDS!
>Holds up arm
>holy shit thats a giant ass bite
No.729821
>>729812
What god no, Im from the cold war Carnage of course not. I meant that shes a complete serial killer with a thing for of overly enjoying her kills. Just like you, and just like me.
>>729814
My scouts. Dont worry I killed them for you. Sent them to some girl in the swamp.
>>729816
And somehow to me that means nothing.
No.729822
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>>729816
HA! was it with Jade?
>>729821
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure ya do
No.729823
>>729818
Uncle Simon, ya got any stories for us?
>>729820
That's awesome!
No.729824
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>>729817
Uh-huuuuuuuuuh...
Man this is soundin' like when you made all that shit up to just go to the can at the bowling alley. I really don't care.
>>729821
>
Ain't good enough. Say goodnight, Gracie.
No.729825
>>729819
I hope it goes over well.
>How'd she get a guy but I get nothing?
>I had something.;.but he was incinerated.
>>729821
I didn't think it was.
>>729822
...yes.
No.729826
>>729824
>wink
>and off he goes
>with a bloody power drill
No.729827
>>729820
THAT'S A GREAT SCAR, BRO! THE LADIES'LL LOVE IT!
>!
YOU SHOULD CHALLENGE IT TO A CAGE MATCH!
>>729823
Story, huh? Why the hell should I?
No.729828
File: 1453333520783.png (218.46 KB, 639x561, 213:187, cd6bf655bd5c932195a1fc9fc2….png)
>>729825
You seem a little upset.
No.729829
File: 1453333605993.jpg (272.57 KB, 1024x1462, 512:731, carnage_by_soul_drawer-d39….jpg)
>>729825
BLAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! does Milly know?
No.729830
>>729823
DAMN RIGHT IT IS!
>>729827
Ya think so Bro? I feel like Yoko is going to give me crap about it. Like "HOW CAN YOU BE SO IRRESPONIBLE! FIGHTING A DINOSAUR! SERIOUSLY?!"
No.729831
>>729826
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
>wait was that a drill
Goddamnit Sawyer!
>>729829
Oi, Red! You didn't give Jay a fuckin' hacksaw, didja?
No.729832
>>729827
'Cause your stories are awesome! That kinda stuff's meant to be shared!
>>729830
What if you put boxing gloves on the dinosaur, so it can't claw your face off!
No.729833
>>729831
>singing "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" as he goes
>not-so-muffled screaming and drill noises a little later
No.729834
>>729824
Now is not the time for a pointless fight, as much as I want the violence.
>He slowly moves away from the gun
You really want someone to fight you this badly? I can respect that.
But not now.
No.729835
>>729830
But that's just Yoko!
Hmm...what if you say the proceeds are going to a charity? She'll have to leave it alone then!
>>729832
I don't have any stories you wanna hear, little bro.
You tell me a story.
No.729836
File: 1453333826148.jpg (197.95 KB, 900x1291, 900:1291, 3222624-5824585854-14096.jpg)
No.729837
>>729828
Do I?
>>729829
I know she's experimented with Tanya.
Besides, I was like a teen back when it happened. It was the cool thing to do, especially when Shao Kahn disapproved of it.
No.729838
File: 1453333911839.png (393.78 KB, 389x500, 389:500, id__please_don__t_favorite….png)
>>729832
A true man never hobbles their opponent before a fight.
>>729835
Proceeds? Bro, I'm fighting that Dinosaur so that I have a dinosaur to ride. Can't take Gurren everywhere.
No.729839
>>729833
>uh
>fear: +1
>>729834
>bang
Shut the fuck up. All this talk about time, you got a plane to catch or somethin' cocksucker?
>>729836
'Cause he's actin' worse than the fuckin' titty bar incident.
No.729840
>>729835
Oi, why should I?
>cheeky grin
>>729838
But then you can take the gloves off when you're actually fighting, no trouble!
No.729841
>>729839
maybe he likes you
>>729837
HA! yeah he still hates me
No.729843
File: 1453334089239.jpg (147.36 KB, 850x652, 425:326, sample-14b7ae027cd2de20989….jpg)
>>729838
Then damn the consequences! I'll even let the dinosaur ride Lagann, make it a fair fight!
>>729840
>
>SHINING
>DRILLING
>FINGEEEEEEERRRRR
No.729844
>>729841
Good.
Now I don't have to worry about him visiting.
>>729842
Because I'm...not?
No.729845
>>729822
Just because I dont feel like attempting to kill any of you is worth the risk, does not mean I dont like murder.
>>729839
>Baron loses 5hp
....Give me a minute...
>manages to stay calm
You were saying? I had zoned out for moment.
No.729846
>>729840
Then why even put the gloves on?
>>729843
Hey wait....when did you get tall? Weren't you short?
No.729847
File: 1453334185471.jpg (157.46 KB, 1068x1046, 534:523, tumblr_nuivdg3reo1qi3y1po1….jpg)
>I miss Tanya
>she was nice
>and more importantly obedient
No.729848
>>729841
>
You takin' Advil for fun again or some shit?
>>729845
GODDAMN IT WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE TO BE FUCKING UNKILLABLE BULLSHIT IN THIS HELLHOLE
No.729849
File: 1453334307513.png (189.5 KB, 526x471, 526:471, https://56.media.tumblr.co….png)
>>729811
>I'm twenty-five years old
>pulls the blade from her parasol and waggles it
Exactly correct, doctor.
>>729812
...you're the boss~
>gonna smooch her as the life goes from her eyes
>that always makes for a good expression frozen on their face
No.729852
>>729846
Uh...growth spurt! Who cares?
No.729853
>>729843
>SHINING
>BAT
>...BAAAAAT!
Ha! You think you can just make me spill without spillin' too! Who the heck do you think I am?!
>>729846
So your girlfriend doesn't get mad.
No.729854
>>729845
YOU STILL HAVE KNEES!
>>729844
yeah he disproves of me plowing Milly
>>729847
......plowing
>>729849
.....you want to play with her first go ahead
No.729856
>>729848
Im not unkillable. I just dont die THAT easily.
But I agree its a pain.
>>729849
Baron. Theres no doctorate.
No.729857
File: 1453334563085.png (500.89 KB, 527x800, 527:800, f12c829be5953d57dcc7325d0d….png)
>>729850
Food Network?
God damn you suck.
>>729851
>my instincts say shoot it
>I'mma shoot it
>>729856
Well when you put it like that...
>loading a grenade launcher
No.729858
>>729857
>and Jay's back
>
>there's no head wound
>jeez
What?
No.729859
>>729854
>>729844
>a letter comes in from the mail
>"Since I am not as busy these days as I have been before, I shall be coming over to visit for a couple days to see how the 'family' is doing. - Shao Kahn."
No.729860
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>>729852
Just caught me by surprise. You ain't keeping secrets from you big Bro are you?
>>729853
SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND! I mean, she's my friend and a girl. But not my girlfriend.
No.729862
>>729857
I like food. I like Giada's rack. Don't you fucking judge me.
No.729863
File: 1453334787066.jpg (60.27 KB, 568x794, 284:397, Tengen.Toppa.Gurren-Lagann….jpg)
>>729853
Now that's more like it!
>shing
Let's hear it!
>>729860
Secrets? Hell no, bro, you know I'd uh, never.
No.729864
>>729858
>uh
Nothin', fuck off.
>>729862
Maybe if you like 'em hairy.
Greeks, my man. S'like fuckin' steel wool down there.
No.729865
>>729862
It also makes us all hungry as fuck.
Mexican or Chinese takeout? Maybe pizza.
>>729864
The fuck's your beef, Two Hands.
>that's not a cigarette
>puff
No.729866
>>729863
Good. Cause nothing sucks more than keeping secrets from your Bro.
So....now that you're tall, you finally getting somewhere with the ladies? Stopped being so embarrassed all the time?
No.729867
>>729854
Saying it like that is gross bu--
>>729859
ELDER GODDAMMIT!
No.729868
>>729854
What does THAT have anything to do with it?
>>729857
>sighs
You are not the first to fire a grenade launcher at me. ive lost count over the amount of times Ive been caught an explosion, its happened to me since I was thirteen.
Look you trying to kill me for no reason is cute and all but Ive had to face far deadlier threats then that grenade launcher. Dont get me wrong youre a good killer. A brilliant one. But a hitman alone just isnt going to work.
I dont want to see your talent and ammunition go to waste. call me dickless all you want but Ive stopped caring at this point.
No.729869
>>729854
...yes, what about it?
>>729855
Sister~ You've been coming by an awful lot.
No.729870
>>729863
I went to this place in Japan once-
>clash
and did some tests and stuff and now miss Tatsumaki's followin' me around!
>>729860
So she's like Paula?
No.729871
>>729854
Good, because I was going to anyway.
>>729856
>tsk tsk
You shouldn't do what you're good at for free.
No.729872
>>729866
Well, I'm still pretty serious about Nia, Bro.
Kinda glad she's not doing all that dumb stuff on the moon with her friends, though huh.
>>729870
Who?
I mean, that's great!
No.729873
>>729865
>Two Hands
Uh...
>>729868
God damn shut up.
>ba BOOM
>>729871
>You shouldn't do what you're good at for free
Damn right!
No.729874
>>729869
I have nowhere else to go, so why not here?
Or you-- well I guess our place.
No.729875
>>729867
>>729868
>>729869
>>729871
just a second.....RED YOU BETTER NOT BE SPLITTING NUCLEUS IN THERE! SO HELP ME!
No.729876
>>729864
But she's an I-talian.
>>729865
Mexican. I feel like eating a burrito so big that people become concerned for my health.
No.729877
>>729871
Im a dictator money means nothing to me. Neither does human life or offspring.
There's very little I care about Neo.
>>729873
>Baron loses another 5 hp
>he starts to clean the debris and blood on his clothing.
ladies first.
No.729878
>>729873
I'm waiting.
>>729876
>already on the phone ordering Mexican
...I think we have a link.
No.729879
>>729870
Who's Paula?
>>729872
Nia! Right! The girl with the crazy eyes that keeps offering to cook.
Why don't you ever let her cook?
No.729880
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>>729872
She's a cool psychic lady who can do stuff even I can't!
>
But I can do stuff she can't too.
Huh.
No.729881
>>729879
My friend who's a girl and also my friend.
No.729882
>>729876
Bullshit, with a fuckin' name like Laurien...Laurenti...fuck it. Whatever.
>>729877
Fuckin' wiseguy, huh. Awright.
Watch your back, asshole. 'Cause I'll fuck you six ways from Sunday.
>>729878
Kiss my ass.
No.729883
>>729875
>That's my niece...
>Great.
What's...what's she doing?
No.729884
>>729882
De Laurentiis. He grandfather was movie producer Dino De Laurentiis.
I like Rachel Ray just because she's a great, positive way to start the day.
>>729878
Uh Dur. Get a couple quesadillas too.
No.729885
>>729875
>squirms back into one cell
Sorry, sir...
No.729886
>>729879
She's an amazing lady, Bro.
But for the love of all the galaxies I threw around, don't let her cook. I hear that's how Kittan got so damn sick that one time.
>>729880
A real man doesn't let inferiority get in the way!
No.729887
>>729882
This isn't about me replacing your mix tape, right.
>>729884
Done.
No.729888
>>729882
>he crushes the fragments of the grenade.
youre still not shutting up. You want me to and yet you also talk so much shit about yourself. You just use less words.
No.729889
>>729885
now go say hi to ya Aunt Ka....and try not to look at her rack and droll
>>729883
trying to self replicate
No.729890
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>>729874
My home is yours. Figuratively and literally. I do hope you've been enjoying your stay.
>good god can you imagine the meals at their house of horrors
>>729875
>damnit not again
>I raise my children not to be asexually reproducing
The daughter is officially grounded.
No.729891
>>729884
Man at least she went to prison.
...Or uh, Martha Stewart, whatever.
>>729887
Quit the spooky shit before I punt you in the fuckin' taint again
>>729888
YOU WANNA DIE!?
No.729892
>>729889
...wonderful.
>>729890
Trust me, it's been...an experience.
>this is why takeout exists
No.729893
>>729890
then she has to go to her room...WITH NO SURVIVORS!
>>729892
if she does it enough she can over take a state
No.729894
>>729886
>does...does Simon have boobs?
>not sure how to feel about that....
HA! Kittan's a wuss! The Great Kamina Fears No MEAL!
>>729881
But do you want her to be your girlfriend?
No.729895
>>729891
Who would? Thats a stupid fucking question.
No.729896
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>>729886
What inferiority? Everyone's got something they can do!
>>729894
Uh...
No.729897
>>729887
My tummy is rumbling in anticipation man
>>729891
Nobody wants to fuck Martha Stewart
No.729898
>>729894
Bro? You feeling ok?
Kittan's dead, you know.
>>729896
And everybody can do something if they put their mind to it!
No.729899
>>729891
>up close
>
Will you.
>fucking dare you
>this remind you of anyone, Rev?
>>729897
30 minutes or it's free.
No.729900
>>729897
Nobody 'cept her lawyers. Ha!
>>729899
>uh
Uh...
No.729901
>>729873
See, someone gets it. Shame the unkillable ones always have the biggest mouths.
>>729875
>thaaat's my goddaughter
>watches on quietly
>>729877
>now that's edgy.jpg
Now that's not true at all, Baron. Everyone has something they're willing to die for. One just needs to do some digging to find out~
No.729902
>>729897
I heard something about good food. A good meal is one of the few things I enjoy in life.
Who's the cook?
No.729903
>>729896
OOOOOO YOU TOTALLY DO!
>>729898
WWWHHHHAAAATTTT???!!!!
>loosing at lot of blood from that Dino wound
No.729904
>>729898
That's exactly what I just said so yeah!
>>729903
>when in doubt, DEFLECT
Hey bro, you're bleeding a lot.
>PSI Healing
No.729905
>>729899
They're giving us free chips and guac right?
>>729900
ZING!
>>729902
Some mexican dude.
Don't you have to eat like a special diet or something?
No.729906
>>729900
Don't go into that back room, by the way. Unless you wanna lose your lunch.
>>729905
Course they are. Why the fuck wouldn't they?
No.729907
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>>729903
DON'T WORRY, BRO, HELP IS ON THE WAY
>knitting up the cut
>with DRILLS
>>729904
YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
No.729908
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>>729892
Well, you're the reason I've experienced all that I have, I suppose it's just doing back the favor.
>...
Being that nice actually hurts my soul. I'll have to maul the mailman again to make up for it.
>scoops up Mado
I'll be seeing you.
>>729893
Oh, she'll survive. She has to experience her punishment in its entirety!
>"But Millyyyyy-"
But nothing.
>flips out the window
No.729909
>>729908
I'll see ya'll at home
>>729901
so yeah ya see Ahri, all yours
No.729910
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>>729904
IRRELEVANT! I'M ALWAYS BLEEDING!
You Want To Hold Hands With PAULA! DON'T YOU!
>>729907
Heeheehee! It tickles!
No.729911
>>729901
>Look up edgy and A pic of Baron's smug face shows up
Killing one man and his family. Thats it.
>>729905
Why? because im an old dictator? God no. My entire city starved to death when I was young, I eat what food I can get!
If I didnt enjoy food I would have ended up far more insane then I am now.
No.729912
>>729907
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAH!
>>729910
UH! YOU'RE DELIRIOUS!
No.729913
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>>729901
So fill 'em with fuckin' bullets. Can't talk with a mouthful of lead.
>
Where the hell did you come from, Munchkinland?
>>729905
Whrere're the goddamn burritos!
>>729906
I ain't a pussy!
>races into the back room
>...
>...
>hurk
No.729914
>>729910
LET'S GET YOU OUTTA HERE, BRO
>>729912
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAH
BROTHERLY COMBINATION
GURREN LAGANN
No.729915
>>729906
Some people just want to watch the world burn man.
>>729911
No I meant cause you don't have a dick
>>729913
Jay did the ordering
No.729916
>>729913
Warned you.
>>729915
Only one burning'd be them.
No.729917
>>729912
YOU'RE DELIRIOUS! DELIRIOUS FOR SMOOCHIN' PAULA LIGHTLY ON HER CHEEK!
>>729914
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!
No.729918
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>>729893
That's very concerning.
You have some good sense to ground her for that.
>>729908
See you, sis.
No.729919
>>729914
Duuuuuuuude.
>>729917
I-it's true.
No.729920
>>729915
Wrong, or you were right weeks ago.
Ive sorted that problem out, it was very fucking painful but genetic manipulation always is. How else did you think I look so healthy and yet I was raised in a starving country in the middle of the cold war.
No.729921
>>729918
only I get to do that!
No.729923
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>>729922
take over a state
No.729924
>>729909
I'll give her all the tenderness I give Yang.
>Psycho shower scene.mp3
>>729911
Come on now, even I can expand my horizons beyond my favorite punching bag. Why do you want to kill this man?
>>729913
>the part of the planet where they teach us to do up our fly, apparently
>watches her run off to vomit
France~
No.729925
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>>729915
Don't you fucks know any really fast guys?
>>729916
Threw up on my shorts.
>>729924
What?
No.729926
>>729916
Jay....we agreed, no burning down good mexican joints.
>>729925
You want fast or you want good?
No.729927
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>>729924
so beat her down and steal her underwear?
No.729929
>>729925
Fuck's sake... I told you.
>>729926
I never pinky swore.
No.729930
>>729924
Simple. His father was the one who brought my city to ruin, and caused the death of my family.
I never had a legacy because of him. so I'l tear his apart. Ive already murdered his father now I just need to kill the rest.
No.729931
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>>729926
Guh.
So let's go down there and hold the fuckin' place up.
How's it go, "You'l work harder with a gun in your back". Sounds good to me.
>>729929
You're a fuckin' madman.
>admiration but also puke
No.729932
>>729920
Lots of people were raised in shitholes during the cold war and look healthy dipshit.
>>729929
Jay, I will set you on fire if you burn down our favorite burrito place.
>>729931
They're nice people there. No reason to hold them up. You wanna hold up a place to get better service, go to taco bell.
No Ice in the drink! Simple damn request!
No.729933
>>729931
That was just sending a little message.
>>729932
Fine.
No.729934
No.729935
>>729925
...where I come from. France.
>>729927
You know me so well~ I'd better warm up.
>slaps Carnage's hand on the table
>see image
>>729930
...
>it's like Dr. Doom Junior Model
>though at least he's ditched the mask~
Who is this man?
No.729936
>>729928
just as logical as Predator behind that bush
No.729938
>>729932
Who the hell put you up to goin' to Taco Bell?
Man I'll put you outta your misery right now if you're tellin' me you go there 'cause you wanna
>>729933
That's little, huh...
>>729935
Never met a French midget before. S'your deal.
No.729940
>>729935
>moves hand to get stabbed
and you know me!
>>729937
yeah he killed Chris Hanson
No.729941
>>729939
>I'm not gonna turn around.
>I'm not gonna turn around.
>>729940
Whoooooo?
No.729942
>>729941
relax he only attacks Kotal Kahn
No.729943
>>729932
alright I admit I got carried away there.
You know that is the first time in years someones called me that and I havent smashed thier skull through a door. I think this whole vacation plan is actually working.
>>729935
>Thats the point.jpg
A superhero. seems every generation of his family gains a new power. As you can imagine, that infuriates me. I admit my first few plans to kill his family were...overkill to say the least.
No.729944
>>729942
Why does he do that?
No.729945
>>729938
Course it's little. S'just one guy.
>assassin sensibilities: yes
No.729946
>>729933
Thank you. I don't ask for much of you.
>>729938
Sometimes work takes me to place with no place to get a quick quesadilla when I'm working on gear. Shitty junk food makes the brain grow stronger
>>729943
O. M. G. You are adorable! How has Jay not shot you in the face yet?
No.729948
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>>729945
Jesus.
>>729946
So get a slice of fuckin' pizza like a normal person. Beaner food's gross after too long.
No.729949
>>729946
You really don't.
>
Oh I have. He just goes "NANOMACHINES, SON" like he's Senator Armstrong or Big Boss.
>>729948
Jesus ain't here, but I can take a message.
No.729950
>>729947
There must be one.
No.729951
>>729950
you want to ask it?
No.729952
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>>729948
Your opinions are not fact.
>>729949
Really? Well at least he doesn't do that robot duplicate shit like Doctor Doom.
No.729953
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>>729938
>Neopolitan more like Neopolean amirite
Mercenary. I take it you're here for something similar?
>>729940
>well I mean
>okay
>swirls the knife around lovingly
I wouldn't call you boss otherwise.
>>729943
There's no kill like overkill. Nuked his house? Torn apart by wild horses? The Roman Polanski treatment?
No.729954
>>729946
wait what?!
why the fuck of all things adorable? What crack have you been taking. jay probably did, I cant remember.
No.729955
>>729949
Fuckin' idiot.
Sorry goddamn state of affairs when the firecrotch is more fun than you, Jay.
Actin' like-
>like
>uh oh
>>729952
My bullets say otherwise, arrow boy.
>>729953
>wew
Yar har fiddle dee, I'm a fuckin' pirate.
No.729956
>>729951
I don't think I'd be able to understand it.
No.729957
>>729953
that's my Neo!
>>729956
have you tried?
No.729958
>>729952
Fucking life model decoys.
>>729955
Like what. Jus' doin' what I did when I was a crime lord in Gotham.
No.729960
>>729954
>holds up an arrow with a cylinder tip
>taps it against Blade's chin
>face full of GLITTER!
>>729955
>eating tortilla chips
These tasty chips say otherwise, murder girl.
>>729958
>pulling food out of bags
Fuckin' A right man.
No.729961
>>729959
then try and ask the big guy
No.729962
>>729961
Alright, alright I'll ask.
No.729963
>>729953
Tried to crash the moon into the earth. purely to piss him off.
Look I wasnt thinking straight I was fucking mad at the time.
>>729960
...
>he starts carving the glitter off with his knife not caring how much he hurts himself in the process
>Baron loses 1hp
At least your pranks have actual trickery. Guise's pranks just made me want to commit genocide.
>Baron loses 1 hp
No.729964
>>729958
And did I fuckin' ask what ya did as a fuckin' crime lord?
Fuck you, go be boring somewhere else.
>>729960
Ah chips ain't fair play!
>stomps out
No.729965
>>729960
>haha burrito time
Only thing worse are the dudes with clones and body doubles, like Hobgoblin and Kingpin.
>>729964
What a dip.
>
Still got puke on her shorts too.
No.729966
>>729962
okay tell me what he says
No.729967
>>729966
>looks to Predator
Why do you go after Kotal?
No.729968
>>729963
>carve all you want
>you'll be finding that glitter forever
Just so you know, name dropping only works when everyone knows who's name you're dropping.
>>729964
ALLS FAIR IN LOVE, WAR AND MEXICAN CUISINE
>>729965
Isn't Spider-Man a clone?
No.729969
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No.729971
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No.729972
>>729971
There's only one way to find out.
No.729973
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No.729974
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>>729955
>but...where's the eyepatch
Exotic~ Any reason you docked here? The peanut gallery doesn't exactly seem your type.
>>729957
>audience laughter begins
...stop it, you're provoking him.
>>729963
>w o w
>o
>w
There's no fun in that at all. You wouldn't even get to see their sad faces.
>...
You really aren't selling anything, huh
No.729975
>>729968
>Baron loses 1 hp
>Baron loses 1h-
fuck it, how the hell did get glitter that durable, this shit is rediculous. Oh and I know, no-one will know much about my universe, I dont blame them.
No.729977
>>729973
>invisible escape!
No.729978
>>729977
Well that did nothing.
No.729979
>>729976
We're not on speaking terms.
We're gonna Spider-nap him.
No.729980
>>729974
I like provoking people
>>729976
>>729979
geeze guys, not like I'm right here or anything
>>729978
what he say?
No.729982
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>>729979
What happened with Flash?
>>729980
Oh right! Hey is Spider-man a clone?
No.729983
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>>729982
no but he's got like two of them that dress as him sometimes to fool people into thinking he's in two places at once
>>729981
nusing?
No.729984
>>729974
I wanted them dead, As nice as it is to kill them personally, id rather just get the job done. These schemes take ages to recover from as well.
most recent one I was recovering from radiation sickness for almost 10 years.
No.729986
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>>729985
if we take his mask off will he die?
No.729987
>>729980
Whoooooo?
>>729982
Eh. He's off pretending everything is peachy keen with his freaky crime syndicate psychic girlfriend.
Too good to chill with the big bad Hood now. Whatever.
No.729988
>>729986
It'd be extremely painful.
No.729990
>>729987
ME!
and I just told Roy about the Spider Clones
>>729989
THE LAMEST!
>>729988
he's a big guy!
No.729991
>>729989
Guy's a flake. A legless flake. Fuck'im.
No.729992
>Moonman
>Moonman get off the ceiling
>you don't belong there
No.729993
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>>729980
I don't like them, Cletus, they make me uncomfortable.
>p i l l o w y m o u n d s
>>729984
>bites back laughter
Oh, goodness...maybe you ought to find an easier target. Like St. Mary's School for Girls.
No.729994
>>729993
Neo sugar free ice cream makes you uncomfortable
No.729995
>>729990
Now I can see how everything is his fault
>>729991
Bitches man
No.729997
>>729992
Oi. I'm heading out to go rent a movie.
>>729995
American Psycho?
No.729998
>>729996
was destroying Kotal's ass part of the plan?
>>729995
uh duh! I could have told ya that!
No.730000
>>729993
Come back when you tell me how to deal with an entire family's worth of wannabe Supermen on your own. all of them having lazer vision, super strength, flight, the usual bullshit. And I hadnt even mentioned the help they get.
why cant I get a psychic?
No.730001
>>729999
ass destruction Ka!
No.730002
>>729997
Never seen it
>>729998
I'll be he has future people and alternate universe buddies.
No.730003
>>730001
What does that have to do with it?!
No.730004
>>729997
Sounds like a good idea.
>drops from the ceiling and lands beside Jason
>rubs his head
How does Spider-Man deal with the headrush?
No.730005
>>730002
Ohohoho. Now we have to watch it.
>>730004
Genetic alteration?
No.730006
>>730002
he does and I hate them all
>>730004
Spider Powers
>>730003
everything Ka! BEHOLD!
No.730008
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>>730007
he's in his ass! The Predator is in his ass!
No.730009
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>>730005
Not really interested in it.
>>730004
He's a clone I think
No.730010
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>>729994
That's besides the point.
>...
It's unnatural. And wrong.
>>730000
Well, you did get impressive quads...
>peers around for Kevin Nash
Psychics are tricky. Not to be toyed with.
No.730011
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>>730010
you screamed and burned down the whole food mart.....it was great
No.730013
WHOEVER'S THE OWNER OF THE WHITE SEDAN, YOU LEFT YOUR LIGHTS ON
No.730014
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>>730005
Sounds about right. Maybe I should avoid sticking to walls from here on out.
>>730006
Wouldn't make much sense for a Spider to get vertigo, now that I really think about it.
No.730015
>>730009
Too bad.
>>730014
Gonna bounce now. Movie time.
>>730013
HEY FAGBAIT, IS YOUR FRIDGE RUNNING? 'CAUSE I AM!
>fffflip
No.730016
>>730013
Aheheheheh, that guy's car battery must be drained--
WAIT THAT'S MY CAR!
...well not technically but I rightfully stole it.
>runs out the door
No.730017
>>730009
So Peter's been a clone instead of the original Spider-Man this whole time?
>That sounds like some kinda bad plot twist, doesn't it?
>>730015
>thumbs up
See you later, Jason.
No.730018
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>>730015
Halt! Stop!
What was that other word that meant stop...
Trivial Pursuit?
Yeah that sounds close enough.
>>730016
OH THE HUMANITY
No.730019
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>>730012
you weren't ready for the truth
>>730014
know what's even crazier, me, dad, and stumpy don't get it either
No.730020
>>730019
That figures. Your symbiotes let you do pretty much everything Spidey can and more.
No.730021
>>730020
we could spin a web and size
No.730022
>>730019
I think I'm gonna be sick...
No.730023
>>730022
not on the carpet or near Moonman
No.730024
>>730021
If you start singing his theme song, I swear to god...
>Riiiight here, pal.
No.730026
>>730023
Fine, I'll be sick elsewhere.
>walks out the door to be sick elsewhere
No.730028
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No.730029
>>730028
how about it's just us now
No.730030
>>730029
And your point is...?
No.730031
>>730030
on my fingers, and that it's just us....whatcha wanna do?
No.730032
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>>730031
>shrugs
I've got no ideas.
No.730033
>>730032
so if someone moons you do you get more power?
No.730034
>>730033
And people say there's no such thing as stupid questions.
>sighs
No.
No.730035
>>730034
you should! does mooning people give you power?
No.730036
File: 1453344208177.png (87.18 KB, 413x293, 413:293, tumblr_mwwg9cnaOi1sh3mlvo2….png)
On days like these, it's best to just stay in and play video games to keep your mind sharp!
>
>looks out the window
>perfectly clear
...Er, like I said. Days like these!
No.730037
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>>730036
Isn't it nicer to play outside?
No.730038
>>730035
Of course not. What the hell makes you think it would?
No.730039
>>730038
some Moon Knight you are
No.730040
>>730037
Outside? Bah!
Play is play, boy. What if you couldn't get outside, like that one you have stuck in the maze there? You would subject him to a life of tedium?
>
Ah, get the power-up.
No.730041
>>730040
The escapes on the sides just loop to the other side...
>uh
>power pellet get
Now what?
No.730042
>>730041
What else? Charge fearlessly forward the enemy, show them you take your life in your hands and fear no ghost!
>beams
Just like Dan Akroyd.
No.730043
>>730039
Not like anybody else would do my job. Every time somebody tried to replace me, they got fucked over.
No.730044
>>730042
Bah, they just come back right after. I'll use them to drive them away to get the small dots and finish.
No.730045
>>730043
huh funny story, same thing with me
No.730046
>>730044
>he says bah
>progress
Let me tell you an important life lesson, boy. It pertains to tactics in war, so listen up.
Avoiding your enemy in the middle of a conflict is only good for dying on your knees.
See here?
>points at the screen
>mass of dots behind Inky
Look at that prize to be won, if you would only face these meddlesome specters head on!
Also because this game has no "finish".
No.730048
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>>730045
Some of us just aren't replaceable. That's how it goes.
No.730049
>>730048
have ya ever been temp replaced by a chick?
No.730050
>>730047
Pac-Man, boy! One of the greatest games ever made!
These modern games have no challenge, no drive! It's a punishing combination of timing and skill, just like the battlefield!
There are no "well done's" out there, only to level 256 and back again!
No.730051
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>>730049
'Course not. Do I look like Thor to you?
No.730053
>>730050
That... seems dull. It's just repetitive movements, technically once you've beaten the first five there's really nothing else out there.
No.730055
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>>730053
Let me tell you another story, boy. Would you like to hear it?
Towards the end of my campaign against this great earth, I led my men through a grand desert called Gedrosia.
Many died, and many decided that I was too...er, mentally unbalanced to be trust any longer, and so abandoned me.
But I pushed on! And do you know what was waiting for me at the end?
No.730056
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>>730054
yeah think about that, it could happen to you!
No.730058
>>730057
>
Well, eventually yes. But first came more hardship!
...Gah, come to think of it, that doesn't lend much to a lesson.
>rubbing his chin
Heh. Life will always be a struggle, boy. But it's the process, the interim, that matters!
And no one will take my high score!
No.730059
>>730058
You can have it. There's only one person I want to live up to.
No.730060
>>730056
Doubt it. Like I said, trying to replace me's always ended badly for the people who try.
No.730061
>>730060
it'll end in a chick villain
No.730062
>>730059
Ahhh, yes. It always comes back to that Saber, eh?
>scrolls down
>10th: SBR
Well, he must have done something right along the way...
>manchild pouting goes here
But I promised you that we would have fun!
No.730063
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>>730062
Is there something a little more... complex, than Pac-Man?
No.730064
>>730061
>shrugs
I could deal with that.
No.730065
>>730053
In theory but once you get too used to something the slightest change will easily throw you off
No.730066
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>>730063
...Mmmm, I suppose it's that time.
>pulls a CD out from behind Leo's ear
Admirable Tactics.
No.730067
>>730065
Pattern and behavior recognition are still factors.
>>730066
>patting his ear
Magic?
No.730068
>>730067
Eh?
Oh, sure. Why not!
>cradling the disc
Feast your eyes, boy, on the greatest military simulation game known to man!
>cough
At least until they fix Ace Combat 0.
>sage nodding
Show how well you lead your men, Prince of Knights!
>pulls out an OG Playstation
>blowing in the laser array
Ah, in a minute.
No.730069
>>730068
I've never led before...
No.730070
>>730069
>thrusts the controller in his hands
You think your father had time for indecision! I said lead!
>IT'S LIKE DORF FORT BUT WITH GRAPHICS AND FASTER, MINISABER
>GO GO GO
No.730071
>>730070
>OH GOD WHAT
>THIS UI
>UH
>UH
>HELP
>flipping through the manual inside the disk
>just barely holding together
Gah, so many things to keep track of...
No.730072
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>>730071
WAHAHAHAHAHA! You see now?
>health bars rapidly dropping
>[an enemy has finished constructing a tank]
So! Do you wish for the comfort of Pac-Man now?
No.730073
>>730072
>emotional support: disabled
>we right brain now
>logic dictates FUCK THAT GUY UP
No.
No.730074
>>730073
Eh?
>observing
So this is what he'd look like in the thick of it, huh.
>absently stacking things on his head
Pretty Star Trek...
No.730076
>>730074
>this is his determined face
There's too much to focus on at once, so I'll focus on one thing.
No.730078
>>730076
>plates on top of cups on top of a mini fridge
>Alex no
>
Hm? Oh, sure.
No.730079
>>730078
>mini fridge
>jeez
>at least his strength is B+
>
I won't have to defend if I crush the enemy first, right?
No.730080
>>730077
I was understandably held up.
>
What's with that ridiculous pose.
No.730081
>>730080
It's comfortable.
>and he was scratching his nose
Two Hands is going to have a stroke when she sees you.
No.730082
>>730079
HAHAHAHAHA! NOW YOU'RE CATCHING ON!
>claps him on the back
>all the stuff goes clattering
...Eh, I'll get that some other time.
Keep at it! One more level to the bonus round!
No.730083
>>730081
As if I didn't have enough on my plate what with walking through the door.
Honestly I'd hoped you'd be out distracting her right now.
No.730084
>>730082
>leg squished by mini fridge
>wince
>time to amass a stupidly big force
>and then deal with the leg
No.730085
>>730083
She left on her own. I figure you have a few hours before she comes looking for me for something to do.
May as well get comfortable.
No.730086
>>730084
Hrm...
>lifts the fridge off
>[lightbulb]
That was a test for your er...peripheral vision! Don't get sloppy!
No.730087
>>730085
That's about the state of things, isn't it.
>guh
>collapses on the couch
What a pain...
No.730088
>>730087
>stogie offered
Never thought I'd say it but dealing with myself is a migraine.
No.730089
>>730086
I hope my leg's not busted.
No.730090
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>>730088
>there's fire in them eyes
>gibs me dat
I could have told you that time and time again and gotten nowhere.
Not so pretty on the other side, is it.
>puff
It was only a matter of time. Bad news tends to congregate, you know.
No.730091
>>730089
Bah, you're fine! See?
>
No.730092
>>730090
The phrase is "misery loves company".
>puff
Your boys, or what's left of them. Gotten in contact?
No.730093
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>>730091
>squeaktoy noises
No.730094
>>730092
Sue me, English skills get rusty when you're dead.
>
When I'm dead.
>puff
Oh I've been back in Roanapur for weeks now. It's slow going, having to operate in the shadows. Keeping up the illusion that I'm dead is highly prudent at the moment.
>shrug
The loss of some business ties--Lagoon Company included--is unfortunate, but not entirely paramount.
No.730095
>>730094
How'd it feel. Coming back.
No.730096
>>730093
>
>kidgrin: very yes
Ha! Even Waver wasn't this naturally entertaining!
>game over while the stackfest was going on
Eh, that's probably fine.
Now what...
>absently squeaking
No.730097
>>730096
That's-
>ow
the sound-
>ow
of my lungs-
>OW
being crushed...
No.730098
>>730095
It took too long.
No.730099
>>730097
HAHAHAHAHA-
>uh
Speak up, boy! What doesn't kill you puts hair on your chest!
No.730100
>>730096
>>730097
>appearing on the bigshoulder
Well, what've we got here?
No.730101
>>730098
Did it.
First time took me six months on top of the time to get outta the casket and unbury myself.
Where'd you even wake up.
No.730102
>>730099
>gkkkkt
Iskander please-
>squeak
>>730100
>help
No.730103
>>730101
And I'm sure you were impatient and irritable when that happened too.
>
Afghanistan.
No.730104
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No.730105
>>730103
Lancer buried you in Afghanistan? Hell of a trip.
No.730106
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>>730100
Ha! I thought I felt something up there!
>
Ahoy! Care for a game?
>>730102
Ah fine fine-
>squeeze
Just like that boy, always a complainer!
>>730104
What a...glorious beard!
No.730107
>>730106
Yours ain't half bad.
No.730108
>>730105
He was just returning the package to sender.
>pops dogtags out of the cleave
>jingle
Kabul is lovely this time of year, did you know that.
No.730110
>>730102
>peering at the smolsaber
Hoh?
>>730106
Impudent landlubber, trying to show me up?
>grin
No.730111
>>730106
>guh
>gasping for air
>
Gah...
>>730110
>Leo.exe is recharging
Eh...?
No.730112
>>730107
Too true! What's your business in this swamp, my bearded sewer compatriot?
>>730110
Ha! This is no Nombre de Dios, swashbuckler!
>angling the controller
>>730111
Just like I said! Right as rain!
You're fine, aren't you boy?
No.730113
>>730109
It snows on the mountains, but it melts at the Kunar's level. Looks like Mount Everest sprang out of a mountain desert.
It's the worst place on earth.
No.730114
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>>730112
Sometimes I bring food and coats to the sewer dwellers. Must've gotten turned around
No.730115
>>730113
Yeah? I can think of one worse place.
No.730116
>>730111
Aren't you a little short for a Saber?
>>730112
Are you speaking Japanese again?
>rapid tap tapping
No.730117
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>>730115
I suppose you can. But where's the fun in leaving the conversation entirely in your hands.
I take it you've been a busy boy while I was indisposed.
The suit looks good on you.
No.730118
>>730112
>sits up
I'm not dead, at least.
>>730116
>blink
I'm taller than big sis.
No.730119
>>730117
But the conversation's entirely in yours.
>guh
It's the one I was buried in. May as well look good.
No.730120
>>730114
Eh, one of those heroes, are you?
Wait...There are people down there!?
>>730116
You wouldn't think I didn't do my homework on my fellow Riders, eh?
Nombre de Dios, the Panamanian supply station where one Francis Drake was on stakeout for months! All to return with about 8 million in pieces of eight. No other treasure has ever since been found!
>
Oi, the hobo will give you a bigger gun if you save him!
>>730118
>hair tousled: yes
That's the spirit! One more day until your dream is yours!
Or something to that effect.
No.730121
>>730119
>
And you're doing very well. I'm so proud.
>sarcastic puff
Where do we go from here, mister Todd.
The breadstick onslaught notwithstanding, there isn't much for me here after being compromised in such a way by Big Boss.
No.730122
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>>730120
Yeah. And not just the not pretty mutants.Or the monster city. Or the turtles that are always fighting ninjas. Hell I used to live in the sewer.
Then I went crazy.
No.730123
>>730121
Whaddya mean "we".
>guh
I can stash you lot in one of my safehouses. No one but Superman'd be able to find you.
No.730124
>>730123
I meant our tenuous working relationship, but I'm glad to see you already have your priorities straight.
Besides, I'm in the market for something more permanent.
No.730125
>>730120
Dream...
>d e e p t h o u g h t
No.730126
>>730122
These sewers sound like a fantastic place! Where else can you meet such colorful characters!
Going crazy isn't required, I hope?
>>730125
>?
Ho, boy. You look like a deer in the headlights.
>waving a hand in front of his face
No.730127
>>730124
>
Why would anything change.
No.730128
>>730118
Who the hell's your big sis?
>>730120
I'm old, made too many memories to forget those boring old times.
>ooh treasure
What's this gun do?
No.730129
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>>730127
>
Exactly my point.
I'm going to guarantee that Hotel Moscow has the means to find a suitable replacement in leadership.
And then I'm going back.
No.730130
>>730126
Real salt of the earth people down there. I mean, also a nightmare of homelessness and chemical imbalances.
I like to give back when I can.
No.730131
>>730126
>blink
Uh. I was wondering what my dream is.
>>730128
Mordred.
No.730132
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>>730129
Sounds like a plan.
>muffled groaning from the back room
Now that's impressive. 'Scuse me.
>click
>Holding Out For A Hero.mp3
No.730133
>>730128
Old-I'm older than you!
Only the best gun in the game! It-
>[IRON LIZARD]
...Hmm.
>>730130
Chemical imbalance?
Well, they said the same thing about me, really. Do they like Santa?
>>730131
You mean you don't know?
Oh no, that's not good at all.
No.730134
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>>730132
Sheesh...
>phone out
Boris?
>K-Kapitan?
Spare me all of that right now if you please.
No.730135
>>730132
>knocks on door
ROCK THAT BONNIE TYLER LOUDER BROTHER!
>>730133
They don't hate him. Little Pete thinks he's a member of Osborn's Cabal or the Illuminati or whatever
No.730136
>>730134
>>730135
>[power drill noises and screaming over Bonnie Taylor intensifies]
No.730137
>>730131
Who?
>>730133
Oi, oi it's got hardly no ammo!
>!
Oh but it makes a nice boom.
>FIREFIREFIREFIREFIRE
No.730138
>>730133
I'm still new.
>>730137
>uh
King Arthur's daughter...?
No.730139
>>730136
>twins
>TWINS
>WHOAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>THE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS
>NEVER DIE
No.730140
>>730135
It may be late, but laundry day is tomorrow so I thought I'd bring a little belated cheer!
Now what does a sewer mutant want for not-Christmas...
>>730137
He who burns fastest, burns brightest!
>grin
Achilles said that, you know!
Well then, is it time already for the campaign to be underway again?
>>730138
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T2wYE0W1oo
It's a joke, boy!
>looks at the audience
Went right over his head, it did. Must be because of his stature!
No.730141
>>730139
>I NEED A HEROOOO~
>wet thud
No.730142
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>>730141
>is he waiting for me to like
>go look at that
>fuck outta here I got soldiers for that
>puff
Hmm.
No.730143
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>>730138
That Saber had a daughter?
>>730140
That green haired playboy always knew what he was talking about?
What's the time?
No.730144
>>730136
>is that screaming?
Damn remixes. Whatever happened to just enjoying a classic song?
>>730140
Hostess fruit pies, meat jerky, blankets, cable would be nice. They keep hearing about HBO but just cant get an installer down there.
No.730145
>>730142
>the "Do Not Disturb" sign says "no"
>out of the suit he goes
Your sniper's shaking like a leaf.
>taps under one of his eyes
Reflection from the scope.
>>730144
Don't go in there. Not a pretty sight.
No.730146
>>730140
>>730143
that first bit was meant to be a statement
No.730147
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>>730140
It wasn't very humorous.
>>730143
>uh
Nevermind. You're a Rider?
No.730148
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>>730145
>guh
I have to make do with what little is left available to me.
It'd be appreciated if you couldn't mentally scar my recruits if at all possible.
>notes the blood
A new hobby, I take it.
No.730149
>>730145
>peeks in
Eh. I've seen worse.
No.730150
>>730143
Playboy? You act like you knew him.
>
>ideas: getting
...Er, 9 o'clock! But it's the witching hour somewhere!
>>730144
Hmm, I've got a lot of used video games in here.
What about sandals? I'm never short of those!
>>730147
Bah, just when I think you're close, you dash my hopes all over again.
Good! I like having something to shoot for.
No.730151
>>730148
Old hobby, actually.
>>730149
Must be used to some fucked up shit then.
Then again you're a cape.
No.730152
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>still under the blankets Rider brought
>tapping at a handheld
This is surprisingly more fun than I would have thought.
No.730153
>>730151
>spook levels: 15%
Not much else to think about when you're rotting in a box, hm?
No.730154
>>730153
Nail on the head.
>
Y'know, I used to wear the faceless helmet to freak people out, uncanny valley style. But you know what's scarier than a faceless man?
No.730155
>>730154
I have the disturbing impression you're about to tell me.
No.730156
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>>730150
Did I err?
>>730152
Dad...?
No.730157
>>730150
closed toe shoes would be preferable
>>730151
I was a drug addict, a mentally ill sewer dwelling homeless guy and then the SCOURGE of the Underworld.
So yeah. I'm used to some fucked up shit.
No.730158
>distant explosions and screams
...Yeeep.
No.730159
>>730155
>
Service with a smile.
>>730157
Funny. Now I'm the scourge of the underworld.
Common title.
>>730158
Heyo.
No.730160
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>>730156
Your dinner's been on the kitchen table for half an hour now.
I'd imagine it's very cold.
>bip bip bip
No.730161
>>730160
Don't torture the poor boy's gut.
>sippan misovitan and typan with Jeanne in her lap
No.730162
>>730156
Gah, stop apologizing! It's a waste of time!
>[Zeus Thunder has worn off]
>!
Oi, when did you turn into a seven foot tall colossus?
>>730157
That I can do!
No.730163
>>730160
Oh. Sorry, dad.
>...
School was... something.
>>730162
But I didn't-
>eh?
No.730164
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>>730159
I was manipulated into it by the government. It wasn't as fun for me as you'd think.
>>730162
Weren't you just an adult....
Dagnabbit, my delusions better not be back
No.730165
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>>730159
>gkkkt
...Charming.
No.730166
>>730161
Oh yeah, you hit that enter key!
>bouncing exitedly
No.730167
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>>730147
>gestures at the ship outside
Moon Cell War, if you ever heard of it.
>>730150
Have you seen what he looks like?
>spits on the ground
Sounds like drinking time to me!
No.730168
>>730159
So Kingpin's thugs tried to find out where I've been sleeping at night. Instead they found out I have drones armed with missiles.
>No kill like overkill, huh, "hero?"
No.730169
>>730161
That's hardly fair, coming from miss "every conceivable vitamin in a can".
We had gazpacho anyway. You would know if I hadn't been the only one present.
>>730163
I stopped listening to the calls home from your adviser after I realized it was just that Shielder girl.
No.730170
>>730164
I just kill dirtbags.
>>730165
>haha cognitive dissonance
>the ultimate in biological uncanny valley
Let's get down to business~
To dissect, dirtbags~
>>730168
I nabbed his lieutenant. Don't go into the back room.
>
Actually you're probably nuts enough to deal if Puck over here has.
No.730171
>>730163
Wait...so either you grew...or I shrank!
>hmm
What would Rick Moranis do in a time like this...
>>730164
Oh! No, I'm like uh-
>searching
Captain Marvel? I get hit by lightning and I turn into an adult because Zeus is my dad.
>>730167
No! You have to tell me!
>plops a "#1 Achilles Fan" hat on his head
Green hair, huh?
>sucking ale from the hat-straws
No.730172
>>730170
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or not.
No.730173
>>730166
>ahem
>
>>730169
Better than mister "burn every edible object on contact".
No.730174
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>>730170
>can I just be dead again
I almost envy your ability to remain so chipper.
If you want to talk disembowelment, go call those little Romanian menaces.
Oh wait, they're dead.
No.730175
>>730173
Ohhhh!
Spin, spin, spin the wheel, baby! Where it stops, nobody knows!
Can I buy a vowel? Or is this one of those all expense paid vacation ones? Where's the accountability, Trebek!
No.730176
>>730169
She was, ah... something.
>>730167
>shrug
Sorry. I'm new.
>>730171
>
I understood that reference.
No.730177
>>730170
There's something to that. I mean, not my thing. But hey, different strokes for different folks
>>730171
Carol? Or Mar-Vhell? Nobody ever talks about Genis so I doubt you mean him....
No.730178
>>730172
>grin
Depends, Mr. Hero. How crazy do you think you are?
>>730174
There's still Vlad.
No.730179
>>730173
But that rolls off the tongue so much better, don't you think?
It almost sounds like one of these caped heroes they have around here.
>
Switching topics completely, you haven't seen my hat and scarf, have you?
It's...time for them to be washed.
>>730176
Just remember her father's worse.
Now, you know I have to ask why you were sent to detention on the very first day.
No.730180
>>730176
...Really?
Gah, that's infuriating!
>>730177
No no, some guy named Batson.
Isn't Genis that book of world records?
No.730181
>>730175
C'thulu fhtagn.
>>730179
No.
>
What was that about detention?
No.730182
>>730178
On a scale of one to ten? Probably like a six.
>was
>was that a joke
No.730183
>>730180
Batson? Isn't he Shazam?
>
...maybe?
No.730184
>>730179
...The detention lady just pinned me to a wall with tiny spears and then carried me away.
I couldn't understand her accent.
No.730185
>>730180
>uh
I'm not sorry.
No.730186
>>730171
Real smug look about him too.
>sipping out of a "#1 Pirate" cup
No.730187
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>>730178
I don't need any reminders.
>rubs her back
A shame coming back doesn't make you any younger.
No.730188
>>730187
I mean, I stopped aging altogether, so...
>>730182
>
No.730189
>>730181
Couldn't have said it better myself!
C'th...Cathu...uh.
Eat shit, Wizards of the Coast!
No.730190
>>730189
>>730181
All that hard reading, how could I let two cute children go unrewarded?
How 'bout you tell Uncle Nyarlathotep what you desire.
No.730191
>>730181
Apparently it's only taken two weeks for this rebellious streak to become a problem.
I bet just waiting another week will see him out of that phase and onto the next one.
>muh Hero X garb
>this sounds like a job for-
>...oh
>>730184
>wait a minute
Even though I doubt it's going to be the last time a woman steals you while mumbling gibberish, did you see anything with "Einzbern" on it in the room?
No.730192
No.730193
>>730188
Okay, maybe a seven.
No.730194
>>730189
For a heretical saint you sure don't know your orifice-filling tentacle monsters.
>>730190
>w o w
>o
>w
I didn't think you would have to ask. I want one of your avatars.
>>730191
>jeez
Find out who this woman is.
No.730195
>>730183
That sounds overly complicated for no good reason, and like someone was mad about having a name stolen.
>>730185
Bah! At least drink, eh?
>>730186
>gleam
Too lucky, big sis!
Eh, but I guess you shouldn't meet your heroes, huh.
>blowing beer bubbles
No.730196
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>>730188
>
No fountain of youth nearby.
No.730197
>>730191
>um
Yes?
>>730195
>i thought i was supposed to stop apologizing aaaaaa
Sure, I'll drink.
No.730198
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>>730193
>snort
Aight, aight. Let's not kill the joke.
>>730196
You cheated death once already, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
No.730199
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>>730190
Ooo! Ooo! Pick me, pick me! I know the answer!
>flailing wildly
>>730194
Gimme a break, I'm just a product of Gilles overactive imagination or whatever.
>picking her nose
Waitdidyousaytentacles
No.730200
>>730195
Aren't naming rights just the neatest thing?
>>730193
HEY MARC! HEY BUDDY! Haven't seen you at the "I'm Unbalanced and That's Okay!" meetings lately!
Whats up man?
No.730201
>>730195
That's a stupid saying. Meet your heroes! Then beat them at their own game to show them how much you've surpassed them!
No.730202
>>730194
Demanding of the Crawling Chaos, eh?
>
Daughter of man, you should learn some manners.
>>730199
>wait they want the tentacles
Sheesh. Fine, I'll start with you.
>Boku no Pico.wav
No.730203
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>>730198
>chuckles
Isn't killing things what we're known for?
>>730200
Uh... I've been busy?
No.730204
>>730194
Well if I had to choose between that and dishes again all week...
No, that's wrong, I like doing dishes.
>I have a lead and everything where is my geeeeear
>eyeing Nyarly
I'm going to go ahead and be concerned.
>>730197
>[CONCERN]
Do not go back in that room. Do you understand me.
No.730205
>>730203
...you don't remember my name, do you ?
No.730206
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>>730199
Yes. Tentac-
>woah
>>730202
Mistakes were made.
>
>
>
>it's hot
>do I throw laptops?
>>730204
Concern is valid this time.
No.730207
>>730197
Better!
>stein: handed
>it's bigger than either of their heads
>>730200
But that means all those cities I named after myself might have changed!
Who would do something like that?
>>730201
Eh...
Eheheh, yeah! I'll meet Achilles! I'll show him the might of Alexander, and-
Oh, but I already surpassed him.
>uh
Bah, I'll meet him anyway! Do you have a hero, big sis?
No.730208
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>>730202
>a h e g a o
Fank yew shir, may I have shum moar?
>>730206
>how loud can those noises get
>let's find out
Come on iiiiiiiiiin mama, the water's fine!
No.730209
>>730204
But it's the detention room. The Lancers and Mordred were there and also this guy who never opens his eyes.
>>730207
>jeez
>meager sips
...
>wobble
No.730211
>>730198
It was a statement.
>
Too hectic in here. I might just see you around.
>swishes out
No.730212
>>730206
>guhuhuhuhuhu
Well, lucky you sacrificed your friend here.
>>730208
Oh, you and me have aaaalllll night to get acquainted.
>d-d-d-double it up
No.730213
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>>730206
>Invisible Air
And here I thought you two would have learned after the Roomba fiasco.
Trumpeter at will.
>>730209
Then you probably shouldn't get in detention anymore, hm?
You may want to stand back.
No.730214
File: 1453355633034.jpg (115.89 KB, 655x999, 655:999, sample-b3bc874f0fbb098e9fd….jpg)
Hello Father~ Who's the blonde? She looks delicious~
No.730215
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No.730216
>>730207
Heroes eh? Bah, never was the type that looked up to people. Make your own path and make it further than anyone else has ever been! A little like you did I guess, but more on the ocean.
No.730217
>>730209
>smdh tbqh
Jeez, it's like you were born yesterday or something.
>>730210
>flipping through a phonebook
No wait, the one in Egypt is still there! It counts!
>>730216
A little!?
>indignant
Eh, that's not what all those books on you say. They say you stole all that treasure for the Queen 'cause you loved her so much.
But they got my life wrong too, so it's no big deal.
No.730218
>>730215
Dennis Dunphy. The Demolition Man?
...Well, D-Man?
We did trust falls.
>>730217
Guess its not easy growing up anywhere
No.730219
>>730213
Stiiiill waiting on Trumpeter.
We should bail, Jeanne will be... busy.
>>730212
>...
>discreetly using the Hall's cameras to record
No.730220
>Where is he.. he shoud of been here already.. WITH TEA damn it! Wait.. I sense.. really more!? WHY MORE.
>JustFateMyShitUp
No.730221
>>730218
Oh yeah... What have you been up to?
No.730222
>>730221
just sorta hanging out. Died for awhile so I spent some time catching up on TV.
No.730223
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>>730212
Our father
>bounce
Who art in Heaven
>bounce
Hollowed by thy name
>swallowed up by dem tentacles
No.730224
>>730213
Um... I didn't even do anything wrong, dad.
>>730217
Does a week count...?
No.730225
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>>730214
Hands and bullets off. This is my tribute.
>>730223
Such devotion to a dead god. Pray to me, girl!
No.730226
>>730219
It's just as well, failing to perform in front of Leon would be horrible.
>
...And I need to reread my notes on not sounding like a complete idiot.
>>730224
If I'm thinking of the woman you're thinking of, that hardly matters.
Let's not look at Auntie Jeanne now, please.
No.730227
>>730218
Do you think they have sewers in Egypt?
>>730224
What the, you're barely a babe!
>squint
Kinda tall though.
No.730228
>>730226
>gigglesnort
Now that has to be the largest Freudian slip you've delivered.
No.730229
>>730225
Oh I'm prayin', just not with words!
>INHALE
Guu...I could get used to this.
No.730230
>>730225
Well now that you have her covered in tentacles I've lost all interest in..
>Tilts her head
Oh.. oh~ Oh dear.. shes swallowed up..
No.730231
>>730226
Uh-UH
>wide-eyed staring
>>730227
>'scuse me, birds and the bees in fulll motion
No.730232
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>>730227
I'd hope so. I've eaten food from that area. You do not want that sludge sitting around
No.730233
>>730222
Huh... I've actually forgotten what it felt like to be dead for a long time.
No.730234
>>730228
I'll have you know those dozens of times I slipped "breast" in place of "best" were better. Or at least more suitable for present company.
>>730231
>Invisible Air band slapped over his eyes
You're just doing this on purpose now, aren't you.
No.730235
>>730229
Hyahahaha, a willing convert. How delicious, the contradictions are fantastic!
The contractions too, for the product of man.
>>730230
You really should get your own, bottom-feeder.
No.730236
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>>730233
Have you seen how much porn is now on the internet? I mean dear lord, there is so much of it.
No.730237
>>730234
>hands over the Invisible Air band
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE?!
No.730238
>>730231
>?
>shrugs
Heh.
>>730232
I watched a show that said they still don't even use water toilets over there. The poop just dries up and blows away, or you feed it to pigs.
No.730239
>>730234
You scripted those.
No.730240
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>>730235
I think I'll pass, I just returned from a wonderful buffet~
No.730241
>>730235
Product?
>guhuhuhuh
Well square root my quotient and call me Shirley! Somebody get me over to Mommy GAP!
No.730242
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>>730238
Wow. Other cultures sure are cultures.
No.730243
>>730217
Looking up to someone isn't love, Iskandar. I thought you would know this as well as I do.
>
No.730244
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>>730240
That's nice. So why the fox?
>>730241
Oh, you were made for this. Joan of Arc, what a joke! I love it!
No.730245
>>730237
You'll have to be more speci-
No. Do not be more specific.
>>730239
You stole all my material!
>
...We're going to have to do one of those parent-teacher conferences aren't we.
No.730246
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>>730236
...You're really just gonna change the subject to porn?
No.730248
>>730244
He fox? Oh yes the Kitsune~ Because she tastes like sin, that's why~ Why the blonde hmm?
No.730249
>>730245
Yyyyep.
>
I'll put underwear on, don't gimme that look.
No.730250
>>730242
You're a pretty strange guy.
"Destruction Man" huh. My friend reads a lot of comics about people like you, how do you get your names?
>>730243
You're not still on about Achilles anymore, huh.
>
>gleam
Y'know, some of those books say you're not really Francis Drake at all, but you really are Queen Elizabeth pretending to be a pirate!
No.730251
>>730247
>uh
>UH
>wait I know
>Hood of Promised Concealing: Goosewhite
No questions about this until your mother and I are more equipped for them. Or more mature.
>>730249
I'll have to wash them again, lord knows all they've done is collect dust since the last time.
Maybe we'll be taken more seriously if we all wear suits.
No.730252
No.730253
>>730248
Offerings are offerings. False equivalence in an identical question. Gotta love contradictions.
No.730254
>>730251
>suddenly suit
I wanna go home.
No.730255
>>730251
There's not a suit alive that won't crush my chest.
No.730256
>>730250
>checking her nails
>posh english accent
Well I say that might have been the most insulting thing you've said yet. A queen? Me? Pah!
No.730257
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>>730254
>I
>am so
>proud
Music to my ears.
>>730255
I should hope so, suits don't tend to be alive.
>d a d j o k e s
You can wear one like I did when I was a...
>looks down
Hmm.
No.730258
>>730253
She rather enjoy if herself.. I sure hope she's using protection. Anyways, I see the world is still intact~
No.730259
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>>730257
I've seen otherwise.
No.730260
>>730256
>!
Oi oi, who is this queen and what have you done with big sis!
No.730261
No.730262
>>730258
I certainly hope you're not just believing what your eyes see like a human.
Reality is falling apart at the seams. It's not instant, but it's happening.
No.730263
No.730265
>>730264
Living suits.
>
I'm tired. Let's go home.
No.730266
No.730267
>>730265
You always know just what to say to keep the neuroses up.
>tinywife under one arm
>tinyson in the other
>awaaaaaaaaaay
No.730268
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>>730262
I spy all sorts of things with this little clock eye. But alas, my time here has expired for now daddy~ Until soon, how about dinner tomorrow? let's share a city~
>Fades into the shadows
No.730269
>>730260
>back to normal
Maybe I should pay old Lizzie a visit.
No.730270
>>730269
Isn't she dead? That Saber says there's a new one, and there's a vampire guarding her.
Eh, whatever. I'm coming with!
No.730271
No.730272
No.730287
>>730270
Maybe I should say hi to that one too. Nothing's impossible, little treasure box.
>headrub
But we gotta find out where they put my Lizzie.