No.730273
>Welcome to Hotel California
No.730959
Place hasn't been th'bloody same wivvout th'cat.
No.730960
>siiiiiiiiiis
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No.730963
>>730962
Looks like sissy boo's out for the count.
Just another failure to add to the list, huh?
>BWEEM
Can't escape a Pendragon end, little man.
No.730964
>>730963
>
>pew
>ice right in the tits
No.730965
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>>730964
>shivers
Oh yeah, you're your mama's kid alright.
>audible stiffening
But it's just like Batman used to say. Make the part you want them to aim for the most visible.
No.730966
>>730965
Uh... why do you want people aiming for...
>uuuuuhhhhhhh
No.730967
>>730966
Kids. No sense of battle tactics these days.
Any last words?
No.730968
>>730967
Just one.
>
Ex...CALIBUR!
No.730969
>>730968
>what the hell is this shit
>just kinda tanking it all
You done?
>knees buckle
>Mor did more than she thought
What the hell...
No.730970
>>730969
My sister's no slouch.
>
If you really are my dad... you wouldn't do any of this.
I still love you, even like this.
So just, stop. Okay?
No.730971
>>730970
>...
Heh.
Poor little dragon boy, right?
Forgiving me's the first and last mistake you'll ever make.
Since as far as I can figure, you're as much of a traitor as your sister here.
>leaning on Ron
No.730972
>>730971
I don't care.
>
If you wanted me dead, you would've already stabbed me.
Dad, Arturia, whatever you wanna be called, no more.
No.730973
File: 1453454325788.jpg (113.6 KB, 799x863, 799:863, 5a690d1ef29f27f528be789ab8….jpg)
>>730972
Traitors die, Leon.
The only way for a kingdom to function is that the inhabitants do what their king demands of them. Totally radical, right?
A real knight would be willing to eat a snake, or even die for their king at her own hand if it came to it. And trust me, we're at that point now.
>struggles up
This is the spear that killed your sister and ended the age of gods. I wonder if it'll even notice you.
>heave
No.730974
>>730973
>
>shut up, it's hug time
Why waste breath on a traitor like me then.
No.730975
>>730974
>this spear is fucking huge how do I keep missing
...
>
You're right.
>PUNCH TO THE FACE
No.730976
>>730975
>ack
>I thought I had her arms too
>
This doesn't change a thing.
I don't wanna fight you.
No.730977
>>730976
>not with this chest
Then die a coward.
It's really not that hard. Mean what you say.
>Ron poised
Just an added bonus.
>nyoom
No.730978
>>730977
Two chances she let me go.
...
>pondering on the floor
No.730979
>>730978
>peers over
>bowling shoes in hand
It's always a bad time, isn't it.
No.730980
File: 1453455017145.png (610.53 KB, 800x765, 160:153, tumblr_nmslgkbKO51qgi0pqo1….png)
>>730979
That was you. She... was you.
>uh
She let Mordred and I live.
No.730981
File: 1453455089107.png (302.05 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_nph12eQlvf1rb81vjo1….png)
>cough
>slumped up against a wall
>puffing on a cig
No.730982
>>730980
And not even the first time I was a woman.
>uh
You don't tell your mother I almost let you both get killed by another alternate version of me.
>sits down
I know.
No.730983
>>730981
Mordred...
>>730982
Excalibur's not even enough to scratch her.
I have to get stronger. I have to protect what's important to me.
No.730984
>>730981
>uh
I see you've gotten your mojo back, as it were.
>>730983
Yours, maybe.
>aaaaaaaaaaa
Noble, but not happening.
Manaka's almost out of cards, she'll be running on fumes here before long.
And then I'll kill her and be done with my family being put in danger.
>I hope
No.730985
File: 1453455515630.jpg (930.45 KB, 1280x1810, 128:181, a94664a19d6e25164723933700….jpg)
>>730983
>bags under her eyes
>looking dead and exhaused
What.
>>730984
>taking a long drag
>...
No.730986
>>730984
Not happening? Bah. I'll see it through too, dad. It's too late for me not to get involved.
>>730985
You're a dummy.
>tired smile
No.730987
>>730985
I don't think copious amounts of ice cream will help this time, will it.
...Especially since Rider's cleaned all the places out in the tri-state area.
>hands an apple
It works only when you hate me, you know.
>>730986
When you can survive a nuclear detonation, we'll talk, young man.
No.730988
File: 1453455784446.png (182.29 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_my7oibckWi1s41wxzo1….png)
>>730986
Don't stop me when I try to fight next time.
>>730987
Yeah. I know.
>crunch
No.730989
File: 1453455841291.png (371.78 KB, 573x873, 191:291, tumblr_nf9nozz3fg1rbdq9lo1….png)
>>730987
>
I'll talk to mom.
>>730988
I had to see something for myself. I don't think she really wants to kill either of us.
But you wouldn't have any of that if I just let you charge ahead, huh.
No.730990
File: 1453455916501.jpg (119.13 KB, 850x614, 425:307, sample-2687f8fa27739da897a….jpg)
>>730988
Well I'm glad this going so smoothly
>it's not going so smoothly
>>730989
Just because she wouldn't raise your allowance doesn't mean I will, we know all those tricks.
We watched parenting TV
>
>did he just
No.730991
File: 1453456185052.jpg (261.94 KB, 898x1050, 449:525, cc15f348d6c049124b40b0401d….jpg)
>>730989
I'll have her head, just you watch.
>>730990
So you have nothing to say?
>99% bitter
Probably for the best or whatever.
>spits on the ground
No.730992
>>730990
>...
You're looking at me like you've seen a ghost.
Am I bleeding from somewhere still?
Dad?
>>730991
No.
There's still good in her. She could've killed you when you went down, she had two chances to do me in.
I can't in good conscience... let you just squash that.
No.730993
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>>730991
>moves his shoe
No, but I'm wondering if it'll make as much of a difference as I want. Spur of the moment speeches were never my thing.
You're my daughter and I love you, but the sword and Noble Phantasm you cherish is only functional when you disregard those previous feelings.
I know what it's like to be dependent on a blade for your identity too well.
But are you Mordred, or Saber of Red?
>>730992
I can't be the only one seeing this right now.
>rubs his eyes
No.730994
>>730993
Seeing what...?
>he got older
>same height as Arty now
No.730995
>>730992
Yeah? Probably should have done me in when she had the chance. All this knight's honour is just insulting.
>
Nice hair.
>>730993
>keep the fire burning, Mordred
Time I've spent here with you... It's dulled my blade. Made me weak.
>staggers to her feet
My name is Mordred Pendragon. Son of Arthur. Knight of Treachery.
>glances at Leo
Rightful heir to the throne of Camelot. That is who I am. I refuse to throw my pride away for the dull warmth of a normal life. I've always hated other people anyway.
>turns around
>destination: exit
No.730996
>>730994
>
>
>
>wait
SON YOU ARE OLD NOW
No.730997
>>730995
>did she just wink at me
>I'm her half-brother aaaaaa
You can have the "throne". I never wanted to be a king, I just want to do what I feel is right.
>there she goes
>>730996
Eh?
>same height...
DAD I AM OLD NOW!
No.730998
File: 1453457354049.jpg (123.35 KB, 600x422, 300:211, tumblr_mkvztvrpyu1snsh5fo1….jpg)
>>730995
>oh
>that's fine
>lemme just
>hold all this infinite sadness
Life isn't a sword.
>looking down at Excalibur
>>730997
>depressed Arty: yes
Mm.
No.730999
>>730998
>
>oh he's sad
She's just trying to keep her Noble Phantasm. Don't take it personally dad, okay?
We need your chin held high.
>don't refer to yourself in plurals man I know Bed's in there but
No.731000
>>730999
>he's not there anymore, Leo
No.731001
>>731000
>guh
I'll just... do what I think is right then.
>
Where did I get this armor and cape...?
No.731002
>>731001
>always hated other people
>always hated other people
>one of my best knights
>all that death
What a waste...
No.731003
No.731007
>>731006
>I WALK A LONELY ROAD
>BLAH BLAH BLAH I WALK ALONE
No.731008
>>731007
She'll be okay.
We all will. I promise.
>
I need to return Saint George's sword sometime. Not just yet though.
No.731009
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>>731008
Don't take swords without permission.
>slings the mantle back on
>and Karibah picked back up
I'm going home. Indefinitely.
>slogs out
No.731010
>>731009
He lent it to me. George is a very understanding man.
>following kingdad out
No.731011
So. Have you learned your lesson yet?
>"I told you, I don't know anything. I ain't got shit."
No.731012
>replaying security footage of last night
>over and over
...I don't understand. If she's really working under her, why did she spare them...
No.731013
>>731012
That's what I told Mordred.
I don't think Lancer-turia is really our enemy.
No.731014
>>731013
But-
>
Who the hell are you.
No.731016
>>731014
>uh
Mom? It's me. Leon. I just... I think I'm aging a little too fast, eh...?
No.731017
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>>731016
>ponytail
>blonde
>same face
...
>inspect the glutes
...
>that's my son
You're aging much too fast. Jesus, at this rate... Arthur never aged because of Caliburn and I stopped with Avalon.
We need to do something about this before you turn to dust.
>thinking
>thinking
>thinkin-
Leo. I'm going to trust you with something more valuable than any weapon. I think I see where this is going, anyway.
Hah... I had enough adventures with your dad. It's your time.
No.731018
>>731017
>uh
Mom slow down, what are you talking about?
No.731019
>>731015
He stole my underwear!
No.731020
>>731015
She's lying.
>>731017
>>731018
>is this going where I think it's going
No.731021
>>731018
Your dad's sheathe. It'll stop you from getting any older.
>
>>
Even someone as terrible as me knows when it's time to give the next generation a go.
>ahem
Leon Pendragon. Take your birthright.
>embedding goes here
>>731020
>time to pass MC status onto the next generation, yo
No.731022
>>731020
>I don't know if I like this
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>731021
>UH
>there's a sheathe bigger than my chest
>in my chest
>AAAAAAAAA
>hey this actually feels nice
M-mom...
No.731023
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>>731021
Awfully selfless.
>>731022
You're pretty lucky. A lot of people would kill for that.
No.731024
>>731019
Did you set him on fire yet?
>>731020
And yet you're the one I'm having a hard time believing in.
No.731025
>>731022
...
>a very rare Kanno hug
I love you, you big blonde idiot.
>>731023
It needed to be done. I'm in less danger than him now.
...I think I'll stay in the background more often to make sure that statement doesn't come back to bite me.
No.731026
>>731023
>
I don't feel very lucky... it's like my family's falling apart.
>>731025
>g-guh
Mom...
No.731027
>>731020
I'm not lying! I know you have it!
>>731024
I was hoping I wouldn't have to go that far.
No.731028
>>731024
What's that meant to mean, asshole? Have a little faith in your best blue friend.
>>731025
I wish you nothing but luck then.
>>731026
I saw a pretty upset Mordred on my way here, what's that about?
>>731027
You got no proof, foxy.
No.731029
>>731026
I'll do what I can to support you and your dad from home.
Don't wanna risk Mordred killing me with a chair leg now.
>>731028
You're sweet.
>wheelchair go
>wheels away to a safer place
No.731030
>>731028
She needs to hate my dad for her Noble Phantasm to work, and she's obsessed with it.
I think she hates being normal.
...I hope she's alright.
>>731029
>guh
No.731032
>>731027
That never stopped you when I was the target!
>>731028
I have faith in you. But not on this sort of matter. Just say the truth and she'll leave you alone.
No.731033
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>>731028
I've got one missing pair of VS!
>>731031
>pointing at Cu
Beat him up!
>>731032
>sheepish grin
We'll let bygones be bygones right?
No.731034
>>731029
>...
Was she always in a wheelchair?
>>731030
>hmm
I can't blame her for that, you know. Wanting to keep her Noble Phantasm. For a Heroic Spirit to have no Noble Phantasm, they might as well be a simple familiar. And you and I both know how much Mordred values her pride in herself.
>>731032
I'm an innocent man. This is just straight up bullying.
>>731033
Maybe you just left it at Cas-ko's or something.
No.731035
>>731031
>a knight of the moon
>my dad was a knight of the moon
>neat
>>731033
>...is this about the panty raid
>uh
>do I tattle
...
>but I was there too
>aaaaaaaaa
>truth before all else
Miss?
>>731034
I know. But she's letting it consume everything about her.
...There's got to be something I can do.
No.731036
>>731033
Jeez. Good morning to you too.
>cracks his knuckles
Might wanna stand back a bit. Just saying.
>>731034
>hey
>hey Cu
>look out for the fist heading your way
>>731035
>a y y
No.731037
>>731031
Hey wanna help me over here?
>>731033
>sigh
Sure, sure...
>>731034
Dude, come on. Even if you keep denying she's gonna make me beat it out of you, so it's best if you admit it.
No.731038
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>>731034
>squint
Why would I leave my underwear at my mum's?
>>731035
Yes?
>ear flick
How can I help?
>>731036
And a free fox's favour to you too!
>>731037
You should probably beat him up for the sake of it.
>nodnod
No.731039
>>731035
Mordred doesn't have much outside of her pride, maybe that might help.
>>731036
>crack
>rubbing his jaw
Dude what the fuck, man?
>>731037
But if I said I had any what good would that do? I'd be labelled a pervert for no reason!
>>731038
>UH
>pokerface it
I dunno don't people leave clothes at their parent's places all the time?
No.731040
>>731036
Why are you punching Lancer...?
>>731038
He wasn't the only one there. Iskander and I were too.
It may not have been him.
>I solemnly accept my potential fate
>>731039
But what can I do about that?
>guh
I don't think she wants anything to do with me anymore.
No.731041
>>731037
Sure thing, Ragna.
>>731038
Seems like everybody around here wants to mess with you, doesn't it?
>>731039
Huh. Most people would be unconscious after a hit like that.
>
Just for the record, it's pretty obvious you're lying. And I'm not just saying that because I have this place bugged and heard your conversation with Hawkeye.
>>731040
Because Ahri asked me to. Simple as that.
No.731042
>>731039
You mean you already weren't?
>Actually looks surprised
>>731038
Jeez, when did you get so violent? I'm supposed to be the hot headed one...
>>731041
I meant on a diplomatic manner, but punching is good too.
No.731043
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>>731039
>>731040
So you two, no, three went to my mother's place with the intention to steal underwear?!
>>731041
I'm more impressed that you just went ahead and did it like that.
>>731042
I'm trying to protect my feminine dignity here!
No.731044
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>>731040
You're the hero, kid.
>he tattled
>he fucking tattled
Okay maybe not.
>>731041
Ah dicks. Can't you just let a guy have his fun?
>>731042
I'm an honourable knight of the Red Branch! You think a guy like me would be a pervert?
>>731043
Look, fox. When a man comes of age, he has to go through certain rituals to fully grasp his manliness! And this ritual is only one of many of which-
>suddenly on fire
OH MY FUCKING-
>dives into the swamp
No.731045
>>731041
A lapdog?
>Leo no choose your words carefully you're letting Iskander's impulsiveness get the better of you
That was rude of me.
>note the lack of apology
>>731043
Iskander said it would be fun and I felt obliged to follow. I kept watch.
I apologize on everyone's behalf.
>Artyskander please
>>731044
>guh
I made a mistake...
No.731046
>>731044
It's spirit fire, not going to go out until you give them back.
>>731045
>blink
Well, I guess you're honest about it, which is a start... I'll let you off the hook if you can return all of the underwear you boys stole. And please don't be rude to my friends.
No.731047
>>731042
Oh. Well, diplomacy isn't exactly my strong suit.
>>731043
What, should I not be trusting you?
>>731044
I've been told I'm not a very fun person.
>>731045
>Woooow. This guy's a dick. You should stab 'im.
So if I help the people I care about, I'm automatically a lapdog? Alright then.
No.731048
>>731043
All evidence points to yes.
>And he's on fire
Well, now that's what I call a hot dog!
>>73104
Satisfied or do I still have to beat him up?
>>731047
We didn't have to do much after all, so hoooray.
No.731049
>>731046
I'll do what you ask if you extinguish Lancer.
It's only fair.
>>731047
You punched a man with "force to render someone unconscious" on request with no questions asked.
A man I consider my friend, at that.
I don't appreciate it, really.
No.731050
>>731045
>itburnsitburnsitburns
My room... Safe under the bed... 3823... Please...
>>731046
Please put it out...
>>731047
>currently on fire
Yeah... No shit...
>>731048
I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you so hard for that.
No.731051
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>>731048
If only things were always so easy.
>>731049
Didn't need to ask. I already knew he was guilty. Surveillance equipment's handy like that.
>>731050
The Human Torch called, he wants his look back.
>distant airhorns
No.731052
>>731047
I'm flattered that you trust me so much.
>>731048
Well you could for him insulting your lady's dignity.
>>731049
I said I'd put it out when I get it back.
No.731053
>>731050
>jeez
I'm sorry. I'll be back in a flash.
>>731051
>
>this guy
>>731052
>jeez
>runs off
>[safe noises...?]
>zip-lock bag with pantsu
I still don't understand the significance of taking underwear.
Now please put him out.
No.731054
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>>731051
It hurts... It hurts so much... The fire also hurts too...
>>731053
Thank god...
>extinguished
I think I'm definitely having an "in" day today.
>groaning
No.731055
>>731052
You're family. Why wouldn't I?
>>731053
>this guy
Looks like we've both made bad first impressions, huh?
>>731054
There's a reason I don't tell too many jokes. But I wasn't about to miss that opportunity.
No.731056
>>731054
>guh
Will you be okay?
>>731055
You didn't do it because you "knew" he was guilty: you did it because she told you to.
You said that yourself.
>Moonman why you gotta be a lapdog
>don't you know dogs and cats don't get along
I'd say it was a very poor first impression.
My name is Leon Pendragon, son of King Arthur.
No.731057
>>731056
>yeah, but opposites attract
>I don't know what to believe anymore, man
So I'm not allowed to have multiple reasons?
>
Marc Spector. The Moon Knight.
No.731058
>>731053
Way ahead of you.
>grabs her pantsu
Try not to do this again okay?
>>731055
>grinning
I knew I could always rely on you. I need to go put this away before Ragna sees this now.
>foxvanish
No.731059
>>731057
Priorities are just as telling as reasons.
You take orders well. It must be something you were trained to do.
>Personal Skill: Discerning Mind
>advanced intuition
>thanks mom
>>731058
I don't intend to.
No.731060
>>731055
I'm scarred for life.
>>731056
I just... need some rest.
>dragging himself to his room
>pulls himself into his bed
If you want to help your sister, you'll need to find another way for her to keep her pride.
>zzz
No.731061
>>731058
Alright. Take care of yourself.
>>731059
You could say that. Doesn't mean I'm not capable of saying no.
>>731060
>shrug
Could've been worse.
No.731062
>>731060
Keep her pride...
>...
>d e e p t h o u g h t
>>731061
It's a lot easier and quicker to say yes though.
You may want to think about that, if you even care.
At least Lancer's not too badly hurt.
No.731063
>>731062
He'll be fine. I'm surprised I even hurt him at all, considering how durable some Servants are.
No.731064
>>731063
It's not the punch I was talking about.
No.731066
>>731065
>I see you but I'm not telling anyone
No.731067
>>731064
Ahri's fire isn't that bad. Now if Lancer had pissed off the Ghost Rider, on the other hand...
>>731065
>hwat
No.731069
>>731067
>not so bad
So you didn't see what I saw?
No.731070
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No.731071
>>731068
Uh... hi?
>>731069
S'all about perspective, isn't it? Knowing Ahri, that fire wouldn't have been lethal.
No.731072
>>731071
Maiming is still maiming.
No.731073
>>731071
>comes from the computer
Hello I'm s71ll &41n
No.731074
>>731072
True, Ahri may've gone a little overboard, but Lancer was sort of asking for trouble by doing what he did.
>>731073
>Did she just come out of the computer? What is this, a weird reboot of The Ring?
...Nice to meet you, I guess.
No.731075
>>731074
He really did, but the fire was a bit overboard.
No.731076
>>731074
Did you know are reliance on technology will break down the border between the worlds. God told me in an email
No.731077
>>731075
Her whole family has a tendency to go overboard, really. Myself included.
>>731076
...I don't get what you're talking about.
No.731078
>>731077
My sister does that too.
No.731079
>>731077
Think about it....
>static
No.731080
>>731078
Mordred, right? Seems like she's been having a lot of issues lately.
>>731079
I'm thinking about it. It's still not making sense.
No.731081
>>731080
You have no idea.
No.731083
>>731081
You're right, I don't. But I've... been in a similar situation.
>why'd he get sad all of a sudden
>>731082
>sighs
Yeah, that figures.
No.731085
>>731083
How may I help you?
No.731087
>>731084
I... had to fight my younger brother once. He put my girlfriend in the hospital to draw me out, and he was gonna hurt a lot more people if I didn't stop him. Talking things out wasn't an option. I ended up beating him, but... at the end of the day, it still felt like a loss.
>you pickin' up on that implied fratricide yet, Leo?
>>731085
An explanation would be nice.
No.731088
>>731087
An explanantion for what Mr. Moon?
No.731089
>>731087
>advanced intuition, yo
I'm not going to kill Mordred.
No.731091
>>731088
The internet sure looks young.
No.731092
>>731090
IT IS NEVER LATE! Now get in my belly!
No.731094
>>731093
>she ran so far away
>she just ran
>she ran all night and day
>couldn't get away
No.731095
>>731091
The Internet is young, compared to the old world. It is estimated to be 4-5Billion years old
No.731096
>>731088
Whatever "technology breaking down the border between the worlds" is supposed to mean.
>>731089
I only did it because I had no choice. He would've killed himself and taken innocent people with him if I hadn't gotten to him first. You don't seem like the type of person who'd go that far. But Mordred might.
No.731097
>>731095
6.5 billion years, I think.
Oh, I'm talking to the internet! How quaint.
>>731096
Clearly it means you need to have your Calorie Mate.
No.731098
>>731096
I'll find some way so she can keep her pride.
No.731099
>>731097
Uh... what?
>>731098
...What if there isn't a way?
No.731100
>>731099
Then I'll make one.
No.731101
>>731097
Quaint?
>>731096
Look deep into my face
>pic related
No.731102
>>731099
Calorie Mate.
It's the most important meal of the day, Spector! How do you plan to make sense of things when you're hungry?
>>731101
Quaint.
No.731103
>>731100
As long as you don't have to go down the same road I did.
>>731101
>BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!
...What the fuck is happening.
>>731102
I mean... I'm not that hungry.
No.731104
>>731103
Nonsense.
Akashi! Is the beard-o-tron ready?
No.731105
>>731103
I need to reflect on what's happened. I'm sorry, if you'll excuse me...
>shuffles off to think
No.731106
>>731104
>shaving cuts all over her face
Why I agreed to this I'll never know.
No.731107
>>731104
>...I have no words.
>Hey, don't look at me. This guy's just nuts.
>>731105
Here's hoping you'll be able to figure it out.
No.731108
>>731106
I'm activating it.
>reaching into his beard
>the entire hand inside
>holy shit
Success!
>>731107
>just kinda
>pulls a whole pack of Calorie Mate out of his beard
>puts it in his hand
You're not you when you're hungry.
No.731109
>>731108
>a thick, bushy, pink beard grows out of Akashi's chin
>boof
I'm going home. I need to get rid of these side effects.
>trudges off
No.731110
>>731108
>Just play along. This guy can launch nukes at us, remember?
>pulls his mask up halfway
>starts eating one of the Calorie Mates
No.731111
>>731109
>
>
>
Beards are a beautiful thing.
>!
I have to show Nagato. I haven't been home in a while...
>>731110
>eating his own
Better.
>ahem
As you were then.
No.731112
>>731111
>
Uh... okay. Thanks, I guess.
No.731113
>>731112
>
Moon Knight.
I have something to ask of you.
No.731114
>>731113
>confused but also intrigued
...I'm listening.
No.731115
No.731116
>>731114
Your little mob routine. I'd like to help arm your men.
No.731118
File: 1453491533450.jpg (154.31 KB, 676x922, 338:461, Moonman, Moonman, can't yo….jpg)
>>731116
Sounds nice. What do you want in return?
>>731117
...I'm starting to think I'm hallucinating again.
No.731119
>>731117
What an odd internet.
>>731118
An ear on the streets. If you see any Russians, I'd like to know.
No.731120
>>731119
Okay... why the Russians?
No.731121
File: 1453491973979.jpg (361.47 KB, 800x534, 400:267, 09b872811690affbe10429ae59….jpg)
>>731120
You keep your friends close, but your enemies closer, Spector.
No.731122
>>731121
Ah. I'll be sure to be on the lookout, then.
No.731123
>>731122
...
...
...
>
>Boss status: toasted
No.731124
>>731123
>How does Bucky deal with all this?
>Well, the fact that he's on an island full of women probably helps.
...Sir?
No.731125
>>731124
>
>Boss there's no reason for the facade
No.731126
>>731125
FAAAATHEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR
No.731128
>>731127
FAAAAAAAAAATHEEEEE- wait whot
No.731130
>>731125
Uh...
>Punch him.
>What? No!
>He's obviously sleeping with his eye open. Doooo it.
>Fuck's sake, I'm not trying to get wiped off the map here.
No.731131
>>731129
>eep
You don't scare me, old man! I'm half your age and twice as spry!
>twinkletoes
No.731132
>>731130
>snort
You look conflicted.
>>731131
>
I'm pretty sure I said "go to your room" if I'm not mistaken.
No.731133
File: 1453493208263.jpg (78.58 KB, 823x971, 823:971, liquid_snake_mgs_by_pariah….jpg)
>>731132
>uh
Uh... no! I'll show you my TRUE POWAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>he's literally powering up
No.731134
>>731132
What gave that away?
No.731135
>>731133
Eliiiii.
>>731134
The nervous pause.
No.731136
>>731135
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>BAMF
Ha! Gaze upon my majesty, you senile bastard! I have three dimensions now!
No.731137
>>731135
Oh. I guess I do that a lot more than I realize.
No.731138
>>731136
...
>SLAP
>>731137
Maybe you need some fiber in your diet.
No.731139
>>731138
>
Y-you think you've... beaten me...?
I will never submit...!
No.731140
>>731138
What does fiber have to do with anything?
No.731141
>>731139
Hrrrnnnngh... LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!
>>731140
It's a joke, son.
No.731142
>>731141
>EEP
G-gotta go...!
>box
>RUN AWAAAAY
No.731143
>>731141
...Oh.
>forced laugh
>MK's got a sense of humor
>but we don't know where's it's hiding
No.731144
>>731143
Speaking of jokes, there went another one.
>nods at LiquidBox
No.731145
File: 1453494375403.png (898.38 KB, 760x773, 760:773, Codenames are gangster as ….png)
>>731144
>laughs
Okay, that was good.
No.731146
>>731145
I never expected to be so disappointed by my own progeny.
No.731147
>>731146
Life's full of surprises, isn't it?
No.731149
>>731148
Depending on how you look at it, yeah, I guess it is.
No.731150
>>731149
To still be able to be surprised, to enjoy life. Maybe I'm not so dead after all.
No.731151
>>731150
Maybe so. I'm pretty jaded myself, but... I have good days sometimes. Makes it all feel worth it.
No.731152
>>731151
This... this is very good.
No.731153
>>731152
If I've learned anything, moments like this are pretty rare for people like us. Best to enjoy 'em while we can.
No.731154
>>731153
Tell me, Moon Knight: what is life to you? I'm curious.
No.731155
>>731154
>
I... don't really know. All I've done for the majority of my life is fight people. Never had time to think about that sort of thing.
No.731156
>>731155
You should start.
No.731157
>>731156
...Yeah, I probably should.
>Boss
>water u doin
>you're giving him ideas
No.731158
>>731157
>m o r a l q u a n d r i e s
It can hurt.
No.731159
>>731158
...What do you mean?
No.731160
>>731159
You might find your own answer isn't what you thought it would be.
What then will you do.
No.731161
File: 1453496714753.png (636.17 KB, 554x624, 277:312, Moon Knight reacts to Legi….png)
>>731160
...Move on, I guess. There's not much else I could do.
No.731162
>>731161
If only it was that easy.
Be careful in your search.
No.731163
>>731162
>nod
I'll try to be. Thanks, Boss.
>walks on out
No.731164
>swinging KARIBAH
Gah... what am I going to do about you, Mordred?
No.731165
>That is my wife
>With assets
>
>
>
No.731166
>>731165
>that was my dad
>with mom parts
>
No.731170
>>731169
That's a new word. I think I like what Iskander calls me better: Prince of Knights.
No.731171
>>731170
Would you prefer abomination? Because I can call you that too.
No.731172
>>731171
You seem upset.
>:3c
Stood up by father?
No.731173
File: 1453505214323.png (140.46 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_inline_nohphdWmVr1r….png)
>>731172
Father?
>Mmmmm...
>Oh yeah
I lost interest in your father a long time ago, boy. It was fun for a while, but he wasn't who I was looking for.
>tfw no cheiba
No.731174
>>731173
>literally cheiba 2.0
>woopwoop
Not quite the one I was speaking of.
No.731175
>>731174
>tears or gtfo
You mean the Lancer? Well, truth be told I'm still debating whether she's worthy of my attention or not.
No.731176
>>731175
>where were you last night
>tears-a-plenty
>tfw famlee fallin apart
That manic grin spoke of your choice.
No.731177
>>731176
>Fighting Enkidu
>I couldn't spare Mini Gil either, I used him to block a punch
Don't presume to understand the king, mongrel. There are many ways to go on a situation like this.
No.731178
>>731177
>you guys and your world 'sploding
I don't understand a lot of things. Least of all the first hero.
...She's strange.
No.731179
>>731178
Do not feel bad. No one but my friend can understand.
>Time for SUPERIOR WINE
Strange how?
No.731180
>>731179
>plops down
>clank
...I still don't know where this armor came from.
>blink
She claims Mordred and I are traitors and should die, but she spared my sister once and me twice.
I don't think she really wants to kill us.
No.731182
>>731181
>allll rise
>tuuuurn
Just an opinion.
I ask of you, why?
No.731183
>>731180
I think it's called "Ascension". You should ask the Chaldea mongrel about it, he understand it better.
>Mmmm
A moment of mercy perhaps? You got lucky then, last time something like that happened your father showed no mercy to...
>uH
...Saber of red.
>>731181
Speaking of the devil...
>calling Mini Gil
No.731184
>>731183
>On it!
>>731181
>We meet again, Underboobs!
No.731185
>>731182
Well the tried and true method of you not knowing what the hell you're talking about seems to be working fine.
You're a week old, squirt. You have no experience in anything, least of all politics.
Traitors are traitors, and you're half-Oriental. Not good.
>>731183
No devil here today. Just me.
No.731187
>>731183
That explains these hair stripes...
>fingering them
>jeez
>>731185
>
Two weeks old.
>guh
No.731188
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>>731185
It's a figure of speech.
>takes a sip on the glass of wine
That's a good look you have, Saber. Oh! I suppose I should get used to calling you Lancer, right?
>>731186
...Must you do this every time?
>>731187
It's a distinctive feature, I'll admit.
No.731189
>>731184
Oh look. A little gold mouse.
>>731187
>
Uh huh.
You'd think general suffering would be enough to satisfy that little monster, but she only wants all of your deaths or nothing. Honestly it sounds like she'll give up soon and bug your old lady in other ways.
Which leaves just a few loose strings, huh.
>>731188
So's "break a leg".
>
Is that right. Lancer Alter technically, but Lancer will work fine.
No.731190
>>731188
The death of Bowie has left me with little to do and not in any way a good mood.
It's the little things, really.
No.731191
>>731188
I'm a little fond of them.
>uh
>eyeing Mini Gil
You have a copy...?
>>731189
>frown
My aunt... wants us all dead.
No.731192
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>>731189
>I should feel offended, but
>Bounces all the way to the undertiddies
No.731193
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>>731191
Sounds familiar, doesn't it.
>Ron manifested
Before I kill you for real, tell me something.
You think I should forgive Mordred, right? Go on, I need a laugh.
>>731192
>pomf
>and armor up
>t r a p p e d
That was easy.
No.731194
>>731193
No. My sister needs you, as you are.
...Please just leave my mother out of whatever it is my aunt wants.
No.731195
>>731189
Oh?
>That smile tho
>>731191
Not exactly. He's shaped in my form, but we're different in many ways.
>>731190
I can't argue with that...Have you tried making people think they saw his ghost?
No.731196
>>731194
Still don't get it, do you.
She wants your mom alive. Live with the consequences? Ringing any bells?
Exactly.
>guh
She needs me, but I'm just the flipside of daddio with all the workings. She'll just have to figure it out while she still breathes.
>>731195
Wanna see something cool?
>[R H O N G O M Y N I A D]
No.731197
>>731195
No.
But you just may be on to something.
>gone in smoke
No.731198
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>>731193
>Jokes on you, that's what I was going for
>I forgot how spacey it is down here
No.731199
>>731195
>uh
Like what?
>>731196
>...
I can't just let my aunt do that.
You don't sound happy with it either.
No.731200
>>731196
What an impressive looking spear... But I can tell it's not just looks. It could almost match Enkidu...
>almost
>>731197
Oh that light bringer. What a kidder.
>>731199
He is not bind to the duty of a King, for startes. He claims to be more casual than me, but he's also less competent.
>sitting between him and Tituria
>let's see your diplomat skills, boy
No.731201
>>731198
>watch out you don't get crushed
>>731199
Tough titty, said the kitty. Nothing in life's free.
>
That metaphor barely even worked. Whatever.
>Alter Goosewhite clanks down
I don't sound happy about anything because I have things to be unhappy about. Give it some time, happen to you too.
Hope you're a quick learner.
>>731200
>you mean very much so yes
The little green girlboy? Yeah, we talked.
No.731202
>>731200
He sounds like me. In most ways.
>>731201
>not even bothering with KARIBAH
You're not content with being used like this, are you.
>Personal Skill: Discerning Eye
Being the last of a series of trump cards and knowing your Master and my aunt are just on the verge of calling it off, making you useless.
You're still my father, aren't you? Some part of you must still be able to overcome this.
No.731203
>>731201
>Are you kidding?
>I'm used to this
>I'm more impressed you actually managed to fit those inside your armor
>>731200
>Uh, hello?
> I'm right here!
No.731204
>>731202
>Goosewhite functions the same as Mor's helmet
>sorry bae, can't pierce this veil
You're looking for things in all the wrong places, Leo.
Of course I'm still your father. It's exactly because of that reason that let's me do this without any issue.
Try being a soldier first before you lecture on morality.
No.731205
>>731203
>Sooooo?
>>731202
You can always talk to him then. He watches over this place on my absence.
>Maybe I should introduce my descendant too
>That'd be a meeting
>>731201
>MY FRIEND IS UNMATCHED
Did he have anything to say about that spear?
No.731206
>>731203
>Sooooo?
>>731202
You can always talk to him then. He watches over this place on my absence.
>Maybe I should introduce my descendant too
>That'd be a meeting
>>731201
>MY FRIEND IS UNMATCHED
Did he have anything to say about that spear?
No.731207
>>731204
>who says we're looking through
>:^)
So you're just a soldier: a pawn to be led around by the nose?
You're my father, in some form. A king.
Being led around isn't your style, I believe that from the bottom of my heart.
No.731208
>>731206
>oops
That sounds nice.
No.731209
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>>731203
>oops
>why do you think the breastplate comes out so far
>also heads up armor exploding off again
>>731207
>Sing, Ron
You really don't know anything about being a king.
>FUCKTORNADOOOOOOOOO
No.731210
>>731206
>Why you gotta hurt me this way, big gil?
>>731209
>WAIT, LET ME GO A BIT DEEP-
>pop
>Ejected, and dragged away by fucktornado
>High pitched screaming goes here
No.731211
File: 1453511527085.jpg (160.87 KB, 571x1000, 571:1000, def73f7a642e1d2c087347509e….jpg)
>>731209
>armor mostly torn off
>
>thank fuck for Avalon and A endurance
All I know is that I love my father and hate to see you reduced like this...
>fighting back: absolutely not
No.731212
>>731208
Yes, yes.
>Glances at the incoming Ron
You should probably shield yourself, by the way.
>>731210
>Just saying the truth
>Also get back here you haven't checked her backside yet
No.731213
>>731206
Something about not doing it aga-
>uh
Whatever.
>>731210
>?
Swear I heard something...
>
Why is my chest moist.
>>731211
>u wot
>smh these kids and their power creep
Reduced?
>
Funny, that's what I was thinking too.
End of the line.
No.731214
>>731212
>smh tbh fam
No use.
>>731213
>gotta love MC magic
>...
>guh
So I can't convince you?
>DinkyKaribah a little brighter
No.731215
>>731214
Not the smartest, are you.
>
>
>
No.731216
>>731215
>thank
>god
>for bullshit regeneration powers
>and borrowing Ascalon
>Blessed Sword By Which Force is Slain
>mini-Lord Camelot: ACTIVATE
Ghh...!
No.731217
>>731213
And yet here you are.
>heh
I wonder if he felt that...
>>731214
>Wait, this is familiar...
You have that thing don't you?
No.731218
>>731216
>excuse me that's Enuma Elish in spear form you little shit
You're a real hassle.
>Ron cooling down
>and plunge
>>731217
I'd duck.
No.731219
>>731217
>watching FUCKTORNADO
Ah!
No.731221
>>731217
Gkk... yes!
>>731218
>sorry kingdadsoldiermom
>i n v i n c i b l e barrier
>ultimate defense
>still kinda shredded to shit internally
>externally cool as Speedwagon on a good day
Dad... please.
>tink
No.731223
>>731221
>gay
You just won't let go of that, will you.
>grip tightens
>Ron starts spinning agonizingly slowly
I have no son. The other me with the right downstairs parts is your dad.
No.731226
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>>731219
>I FEEL
>>731218
I'd be more worried about yourself.
>>731221
Hmmm... You may have a small chance of-
>And he's stabbed
>nevermind that
No.731227
>>731223
>qq
>Ascalon's getting like, maybe slightly scratched
>hope Saint George won't mind
Ghhh...
>grin and bear it, Leo
>maybe kinda crying too
I still love you like I do my family.
>>731226
>we're good
>Ascalon and Avalon are the only thing keeping him from being very, very, veryvery dead
I don't wanna win... I just want my family.
No.731230
>>731226
Just keep him away from Llamrei.
>>731227
>shaking her head
You're an idiot, and that's putting it mildly.
You don't even know me, Leo. I'm a stranger from another world, sent to kill you by the will of the stars and moon or whatever.
>leans in
Doesn't feel good, does it. Being used by family.
You're a Pendragon, get used to it.
No.731231
File: 1453513473967.png (182.29 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_my7oibckWi1s41wxzo1….png)
So you going to kill him or what.
No.731232
>>731230
>; _ ;
I guess that's it, huh.
>ftang goes Ascalon
>fight's on, Lancerturia
Nobody's gonna suffer.
>>731231
>wow big sis
>w o w
>o
>w
No.731233
>>731226
>sliiiiidewhistle
>[excited]
No.731234
>>731231
What a brilliant observation.
Mind waiting in line?
>>731232
>bruh
>i m p a l e d
>just shrugs it off
Boring.
No.731236
File: 1453513796514.jpg (213.81 KB, 850x903, 850:903, sample-8e0ba50629c4ec128d2….jpg)
>>731232
Don't look at me like that.
>I can only see Bedivere
>and it pisses me off
Fight like you mean it.
>>731234
Do what you need to.
No.731237
>>731227
You may just lose both if this keeps up
>Oh he's fighting now
>
>>731230
No promises.
>>731233
Arrived just in time, my friend.
>motions towards Ron
What do you have to say about that Lancer's weapon?
No.731238
>>731234
>turning Ascalon's protection in on itself
>armor piercer, yo
>s t a b
Shut up! I didn't want to do this, I don't want to, but there's no other choice other than die.
I won't!
>>731236
>getting M A D
>entirely ignoring Mor
No.731240
>>731237
It feels like mine, but maybe a little less?
For someone else to be like me... I'm so excited to watch!
I may not want to just watch.
No.731241
>>731236
How understanding.
What a distraction...
>>731237
>wink
>>731238
>what armor
>shlekt
...
God.
No.731242
>>731240
Uahahaha! Is that so? If you want to challenge your fellow Lancer, know that I will not stop you. But try to hold on a little longer, if you will.
>>731241
...
>I may not marry this one
>But I'm definitely plowing those fields.
No.731243
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This place has nothing to do with Darth Vader. It looks like it should, but then it reveals itself a deception.
I bet a place like this would really make Kylo Ren mad
No.731244
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>>731242
>visibly shaking with excitement
>to the point Enk is leaving afterimages
No.731245
>>731241
>...true
>those orbs don't provide much blockage
>here comes slightly-less-dinkyKaribah
Uooooh...!
No.731247
>>731245
>d-d-depth charge
Guh.
>sigh
Well, whatever.
>gold dust
No.731248
>>731243
He's been known to make an appearance, once in a blue moon.
>[Scanning...]
>Is that a wig?
No.731250
>>731247
>first blood aaaaaaaaa
...
No.731251
>>731248
>VADER! HERE?!
>maintain cover
No. I'm Matt. I'm a radar technician.
No.731252
>>731251
Right. I'm Fordo. I'm a Captain, but that should be changing soon.
>
Are you with that new unit he was sending us?
No.731253
File: 1453515094996.png (132.93 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_inline_nqqb6vKxLa1r….png)
>>731247
>But... But...
>Those fields...
>>731244
I'm sorry, Enkidu.
No.731255
>>731253
>
>
>
>tackle
It's okay, we have each other!
No.731256
>>731252
I'm a radar technician. Kylo Ren wanted me to make sure the radars were radaring properly.
What uh....what do you think about Kylo Ren?
No.731257
>>731256
We still use conventional radar? Well, they should be up somewhere on the roof if you want to take a look. Try not to slip.
>
That new Sith Lord? I've never met him. What's he like?
No.731258
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>>731255
>AH MY RIBS
Uahahaha! Unshakeable as always!
>Gives Ascalon one last look before taking the fight outside
No.731259
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>>731257
He's the best. He is going to finish what Vader started. He is going to bring order to the galaxy. And his light saber is cool. It isn't lame.
No.731261
>>731258
You felt disappointed, I must make up for that!
Friend, we'll brawl until you're satisfied to the bottom of your heart!
No.731262
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>>731258
>too bad Mini Gil left
>because heeeere are the Saber tears
No.731265
>>731259
But Vader and Revan have already brought order to the galaxy. Most of it, anyways.
You some sort of fanboy, or something?
No.731268
>>731265
The galaxy remains lawless. That is why the first order must crush the Resistance and their foul allies in the Republic.
I think Kylo Ren is a....rad,...dude. A real dark Lord who probably has like.....amazing abs
No.731269
>>731261
Then I say the same to you! Let us both fight to our heart's content!
>earthquakes intensify
Although... Your fight with that Lancer may still be possible...
No.731270
>>731268
Are you disrespecting Lord Vader's version of galactic order?
The Republic's not that bad. They've got... nice uniforms. And there's that one bar on Coruscant that's pretty decent.
>
I don't really see how that affects what kind of a person he is, but uh, I'll take your word for it.
No.731271
>>731269
Eh?
>that richter scale is off the charts
But she was killed!
No.731272
>>731267
>there's something on my face
>aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.731273
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>>731270
Grandfa-er-Darth Vaders vision was tainted by the rebels. The resistance continues to prevent order from coming down on the galaxy.
They should be crushed, mercilessly. Their families made to feel the pain that their loved one has seen. Order is required. Chaos is....wrong.
....is what I'm sure Kylo Ren would say. If hebwas here. Right now.
No.731275
>>731273
Uhuh.
>
First Order must put a lot of money into these indoctrination programs.
Are all of you like this? Please tell me there's someone I can work with.
What about that other Captain?
No.731276
>>731275
Ask them if they've been eating right.
No.731278
>>731275
Phasma? I mean. Most people seem to get along with her. And by that I means she never talks to anyone ever.
Kylo Ren lent me his light saber hey look how cool it looks
No.731279
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>>731276
Are you going to throw a calorie-mate at him?
We should look into weaponizing those.
>>731278
What's the food like?
>
Why would he lend you his lightsaber? Who are you? Put that away before you hurt someone.
That's an order.
No.731280
>>731279
>
>Fordo don't give him ideas
No.731281
>>731279
HE LENT IT TO ME BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHEN SOMEBODY CAN BE TRUSTED! ARE YOU A SIMPLE TROOPER QUESTIONING THE JUDGEMENT OF A SITH WARRIOR?!
>wig Slightly askew
No.731282
>>731271
True! However since when has that ever stopped a heroic spirit? But enough about that. Prepare yourself!
>
No.731283
>>731282
>all twisted up from drillswood
Haha, I look silly!
No.731284
>>731280
>but it's a great idea
Just a thought.
Also, no new leads on those snatchers of ours.
>>731281
Who are you calling a simple trooper?
>hits a button on his wristpad
>
Listen, Max, whatever your name is, just turn off the lightsaber and we won't have to vaporize you.
No.731285
>>731284
That's... actually concerning.
We need to resolve that as quickly as possible.
No.731286
>>731283
Uahaahahaha! Only you could have a reaction like that after a blast from Ea!
>Charging another
>This one is gonna be rougher, Enk
No.731287
>>731284
>force grab
Its....MAAAAAAAT!
>force throw
>quickly shuffles out
No.731288
>>731286
>arms become pointy blades
I am prepared, friend!
No.731290
>>731285
Maybe you should come back to base. It'd help to have a new point of view.
>>731287
>
>gets back up slowly
God damn force users, every time. Every time.
No.731291
Hey Boss, that weird noise is back.
>[braindead gurgling]
There it is again!
No.731292
>>731290
Great idea. Let's see if Tatsuta still wants a piece of the old man, I miss my beautiful wife Nagato.
>>731291
Eat your Calorie Mate, Mantis.
No.731293
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>>731292
Oh none for me, thanks. I'm on a strict diet of gas mask covering my face until at least next fall.
Hey, does it count if she never said yes? You thought we forgot, didn't you. But I'm a True Believer, Stan Lee said so.
No.731294
>>731292
I'm going to have to talk to Vader about that one.
>dusting himself off
I'll have the gunship outside when you're ready to go.
No.731295
>>731293
Son, in my day "no" just meant "yes" but coyly. And I didn't hear a "no".
>>731294
Appreciated. I may be a little while.
No.731296
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>>731294
Hey
Hey soldier boy.
Let me read your miiiiiiiiiiiiind.
>>731295
This just reminds me that we need to be broadcasting every conceivable incidental music just in case I need to loop it mentally and make the whole scene that much better.
It wasn't a crime back in the day, you know! Or were they talking about incest.
No.731297
>>731296
I swear if it's that one Aladdin song about showing someone the world I'm going to throw Eli at you.
No.731298
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>>731296
>but there's nothing there
Hit me with your best shot.
No.731299
>>731297
But Boss, think of the possibilities!
Sending a song that absolutely totally no one not even me likes to every enemy mind behind lines, it's genius!
Actually can you throw him now? We're late for pranking Philanthropy.
>>731298
>[memory card reading goes here]
You
Like
Rogue Squadron
Don't
You
No.731300
>>731299
HRRRRNNNGH LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIID
>FLING
No.731301
>>731299
>I-I had it on Gamecube
>Never actually finished it
That's just an inference.
No.731302
>>731299
>>731300
>out of the beard dimension
And another thin-where am I
No.731303
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>>731300
>>731302
>catches with TK
>not before letting Liquid smack into a wall
Bro. Your dad's being a major buzzkill right now.
>>731301
You didn't finish it? What are you, an amateur?
No.731304
>>731303
>OOF
Gkkt...
>flips up
Of course he is! FAAAATHER can't appreciate his own flesh and blood!
Of course, because I'm not Daaaavid.
No.731306
>>731303
>I was young and unskilled
No. Maybe. Can I go now?
No.731307
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>>731304
You've been skipping out on speech therapy again, haven't you. Man I paid for those lessons myself, you know.
Ok, crazy thought. Let's get some Botox and plastic surgery.
>>731305
Your kid's a savescummer.
No.731308
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>>731306
NoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yeah sure.
No.731309
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>>731307
That's stupid. Decoy Octopus is dead! He didn't even get a cool boss fight, damn it!
No.731311
>>731307
He also likes men.
No.731314
>>731309
No no no, we get you surgery
To make you look like Metal Gear
>>731311
He also like-
Booooooooooooooooooss!
No.731317
>up in the sky
>glittering past the moon
>an emissary from another world
>helping those that don't even want it
Yaaaaaaaaay, Radical Revy on stage!
No.731318
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>>731315
Youuuuu liiiiiiike iiiiiiiiiiiiit
Also you totally want to give your pal Mantis some mooooooneeeeeeeeey
>>731316
OH YOU
No.731319
>>731317
>[printer noises]
>cigar slowly coming out from BB's beard
This. This is happening.
>>731318
That's our Boss!
No.731320
>>731318
I like meeeeennnn...
No.731322
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>>731319
The fates have aligned and brought me here from a magical land to surpass all others~
To take advantage of your loser persona and help make your deepest dreams come true~
No.731323
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>>731319
Boss no! If you double back on the meta too much, we'll rip a hole in the McGuffinplex!
That's like, super bad!
>>731320
You like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
No seriously I even wrote my name on that dollar.
No.731324
>>731322
Eeeeeeeeeeeh?
>>731323
It's too late, Mantis. It was always too late.
No.731325
>>731324
I see you're trying to unite the world in harmony!
What a beautiful, and stupid hippie idea!
No.731326
>>731323
>flicks Mantis his wallet
>poor easily manipulated Britfag
No.731327
>>731324
You leave me no choice, Boss.
PUT YOUR CONTROLLER ON THE FLOOR
THE ACTION BUTTON IS USELESS
>>731326
Oh yeah.
>flicking through
This? This is nice?
>hands him a soggy hotdog
Put your wallet away, Liquid.
No.731328
>>731325
>click
>Calorie Mate deployed from the beard into Rev's mouf
Shhhhhh.
>>731327
HIDEEEEOOOOOOO.
No.731329
>>731327
>wallet retrieved
...
>flops in a box
Gah, I've been defeated.
No.731330
>>731328
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
>[wood chipper noises]
Meat is the food of the stars! Of justice!
And also people who are pinko vegetarian scum~!
No.731331
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>>731328
TAKE YOUR SPACE MECH GAME AND LIKE IT
>>731329
Awwww, why the long face?
Is it 'cause you've got a wet wiener near your butt?
No.731332
>>731330
My senile old man guise isn't working. I must take... drastic measures.
>honk
>>731331
ZONE OF THE ENDERS WAS A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE YOU SHUT YOUR GASMASK MOUTH YOU DIRTY LATEX-BOUND SLUT
No.731333
>>731332
>
>far too many clicking noises
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
No.731335
File: 1453522604020.jpg (142.98 KB, 500x707, 500:707, tumblr_miksa2uwgT1qg8i80o1….jpg)
>>731332
HE WAS ONLY A CONSULTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
>>731334
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.731336
>>731333
>this
>this I can work with
>harmonization activate
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
>>731335
KONAMI WILL BUUUUUUURRRNNNNN
No.731338
No.731339
>>731335
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>731337
BRRRRRRROTHER
No.731340
>>731336
>Boss no
>the reverberations
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
No.731341
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>>731339
Hey. Liquid.
Do you like me.
No.731342
>>731336
THE CRASH IS COMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
No.731343
>>731340
>it's too late, it's already begun
>Echoes Act V: The Phantom Pain
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
>>731342
LIES!
No.731344
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>>731343
Look around you, Boss.
I see idea men, but no developers.
The indie title will rip itself apart as AAA rots.
And then
>snap
>
No.731345
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>>731343
>the acoustics
>they're too
>dank
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
No.731346
>>731341
NO I HATE YOU YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME AND FAAAAATHER LOVES YOU MORE AND WAAAAAAAAAAAAH
No.731347
>>731346
Liquid. You're so fine.
You're so fine, you blow my mind.
No.731348
>>731344
We'll make diamonds from their ashes, take them with us.
>>731345
>mother of mercy
>angel of death desire
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
No.731350
>>731348
A SHINING LIGHT, TO OUR BROTHERS IN ARMS
No.731351
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No.731353
>>731348
>NOLI, MANARE MANARE IN MEMORIA
>NOLI. MANARE MANARE IN MEMORIA
>SEPHI-REV
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?
No.731354
>>731350
I won't scatter their ashes to the careless industry.
>>731351
Beat to the punch.
>>731353
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?
No.731355
>>731352
WAIT REWIND THIS IS GETTING GAY
No.731356
>>731351
SUCK IT, PROFESSOR X
>>731354
Boss, bad news.
Mike Oldfield is booked solid for the next five months.
No.731357
>>731354
I'll just go.
>>731356
YOU SUCK IT
>gone
No.731358
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>>731355
Youuuuuuuuu
liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
>disappears with Mantis
No.731359
File: 1453523797321.png (484.35 KB, 851x440, 851:440, a21eba48cf0d0a31feda990eb0….png)
>>731354
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
No.731360
>>731356
No!
>>731359
EH-
>coughcoughsputterhack
Okay.
>SLAPPU
No.731361
>>731360
AND WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF WAIFUS
No.731362
>>731360
E-
>WHAMMU
>dingdingding
>TKO
No.731363
>>731361
N-what's a waifu.
>>731362
Stiiiill got it.
No.731364
>>731363
It's a bipedal tank.
That Emmerich bastard was supposedly working on one.
A moe-firing tank that would be the link between infantry and artillery.
Metal Girl...
No.731365
>>731364
My God... that madman.
No.731366
>>731365
I TOLD YOU HE WAS A BASE GOBLIN, BOSS.
No.731367
>>731366
Take care of him.
No.731368
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>>731367
Oh yes.
The boys in R&D helped me whip up something special just for this.
>
>hands a clipboard
A petition to make all the struts on Mother Base handicap accessible.
No.731370
>>731369
Good.
>ahem
EMMERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH
>stomps away